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Speaker 1: a great outfit. Yeah your head, yeah too far. Look

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Speaker 1: in about ten years, I won't need to I'll be

427
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Speaker 1: really nailing. Where did you get that sweater? And okay,

428
00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:28,480
Speaker 1: so the sweater and the jacket comes from a company

429
00:20:28,480 --> 00:20:31,560
Speaker 1: called Taylor Stitch, which we walked into in San Francisco.

430
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Speaker 1: This is the way you were looking the other day

431
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Speaker 1: on a website. And I go pick out Jen my

432
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Speaker 1: assistant Jen White, Yeah, the Jen White on Instagram, who's

433
00:20:40,880 --> 00:20:44,480
Speaker 1: also a fashion because she did it all for f Boy. Yeah,

434
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Speaker 1: she was the wardrobe assistant to the wardrobe you know,

435
00:20:48,800 --> 00:20:52,040
Speaker 1: director and then but she usually works in production. She's

436
00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:54,439
Speaker 1: done The Amazing Race, like literally like thirty eight seasons

437
00:20:54,440 --> 00:20:57,120
Speaker 1: of The Amazing Race. Someone who produces the amazing race.

438
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Speaker 1: I was like, not only are you a fun hang,

439
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Speaker 1: but I know you can manage my life. If you

440
00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:06,240
Speaker 1: can manage anything, you could be the White House. She

441
00:21:06,280 --> 00:21:08,920
Speaker 1: could run the country. I mean, have you ever tried,

442
00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:11,880
Speaker 1: I mean, if you've traveled at all. Like so when

443
00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:15,360
Speaker 1: I was a junior going into my senior year in college,

444
00:21:15,840 --> 00:21:19,880
Speaker 1: I went to Europe and we went. You made it

445
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:23,879
Speaker 1: through and made those flights, and one I had a

446
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Speaker 1: roller bag instead of a back You know everyone backpacks.

447
00:21:27,240 --> 00:21:29,680
Speaker 1: I had a big roller and like, you just don't

448
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Speaker 1: use a roller when you when you go through to

449
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Speaker 1: euro rail, don't use a roller even now when you

450
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Speaker 1: might have a to not be staying in hostiles. That's

451
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Speaker 1: a good point. That's a very good point. You're a

452
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Speaker 1: backpack boy. I'm a I'm a b b's another thing.

453
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Speaker 1: So I mean my brother in Amsterdam, that's where you know,

454
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Speaker 1: I met Heath Ledgroom. Um And for me, if I

455
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Speaker 1: was traveling, I would have went to Amsterdam and then

456
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Speaker 1: maybe one other city. My brother went. We went Amster,

457
00:22:02,119 --> 00:22:06,720
Speaker 1: he's a gen Amsterdam, Munich, Prague. I was going to say,

458
00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:10,840
Speaker 1: all these places you've been, I go, how did Andrew. No, no, no,

459
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Speaker 1: like Andrew figure out all that, Like he's been to

460
00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:15,399
Speaker 1: so many countries and now it makes sense. Your brother

461
00:22:15,560 --> 00:22:25,480
Speaker 1: was like, that's cool that Amsterdam and nothing else. I

462
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Speaker 1: would be anywhere. I would Yeah, I would have died

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Speaker 1: in Amsterdam. I would have stayed. I would have been

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Speaker 1: seeing the Anne frank Housen gone, I'm good to go,

465
00:22:32,359 --> 00:22:34,760
Speaker 1: and I just but the thing is, there's something about

466
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Speaker 1: that too. By the way, let me just say that,

467
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Speaker 1: there is something about seeing a million places in one

468
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Speaker 1: and going to all the tour spots in one city,

469
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Speaker 1: and there's something about living your life, like what if

470
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Speaker 1: you lived there, like a lazy life in a new place.

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Speaker 1: That's where I'm truly this year, when I have some

472
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Speaker 1: free time, I'm going to go to Paris for a

473
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Speaker 1: month and maybe more than that and live in Paris.

474
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Speaker 1: I want to love that always been a dream. I

475
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Speaker 1: want to do it before the world gets really fucking weird.

476
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Speaker 1: And Para yeah, I mean you could with that outfit today,

477
00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:07,119
Speaker 1: it's very Parisian. Oh dude, if I had a baguette

478
00:23:07,160 --> 00:23:10,960
Speaker 1: and a cigarette, anything that rhyme with an et and

479
00:23:11,240 --> 00:23:20,240
Speaker 1: turette's okay, that's bad. I don't feel like anything's bad,

480
00:23:20,280 --> 00:23:24,000
Speaker 1: like you know, doing um, you know what Trump did

481
00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:27,480
Speaker 1: to mimic someone with a mental illness or a physical handicap.

482
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Speaker 1: I think the guy wasn't even mentally a handicapped. He

483
00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:31,800
Speaker 1: was physically handicapped. The guy who was mocking that famous

484
00:23:32,760 --> 00:23:37,920
Speaker 1: thing he did that that is disparaging someone. But acknowledging

485
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Speaker 1: that people with Tourette's do a thing or people with

486
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Speaker 1: Parkinson's do a thing is not. It's not a pejorative

487
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Speaker 1: statement or saying that someone's in a wheelchair and acknowledging

488
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Speaker 1: it this this new. I get so annoyed. And I've

489
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Speaker 1: said this before when I'm on stage and i say

490
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Speaker 1: something like, oh, you know, I talk about anals are

491
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Speaker 1: like licking a guy's asshole. And I'm like, if you

492
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Speaker 1: want to make a come so fast, it's like hitting

493
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Speaker 1: a turbo button, like that button, like the Paul Walker button.

494
00:24:04,480 --> 00:24:08,880
Speaker 1: And people go, And I'm just trying to make make

495
00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:11,200
Speaker 1: women understand what button I'm talking about the car because

496
00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:13,240
Speaker 1: we don't know that button, but we do know Paul

497
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Speaker 1: Walker died in a very fast car. And yes, it's

498
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Speaker 1: a next I could say the button in fast cars

499
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Speaker 1: that they pressed and fast in the fears. It's not

500
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Speaker 1: and I'm not saying his death is funny. It's just

501
00:24:24,119 --> 00:24:25,959
Speaker 1: a way to get right to it. Just like he

502
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Speaker 1: did that wall and again people people are going could

503
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Speaker 1: cancel me for that. He wasn't okay, Well whoever was

504
00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:36,920
Speaker 1: driving got to that wall. Listen, people can get going fun.

505
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Speaker 1: I'm not making fun. I'm it is a joke, but

506
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Speaker 1: it happened. I didn't do it. And you and sometimes

507
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Speaker 1: you know, just referencing someone killing themselves, you're just like, oh,

508
00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:50,680
Speaker 1: did you guys not know he killed himself? Am I

509
00:24:50,720 --> 00:24:53,080
Speaker 1: did I kill him? Why are you mad at me?

510
00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:55,199
Speaker 1: I'm just referencing. I think we should should we just

511
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Speaker 1: act like Paul Walker that didn't happen to him, and

512
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Speaker 1: we should only talk about him like, oh, I can

513
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Speaker 1: talk about the tragedy that was his death. Let's just

514
00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:06,600
Speaker 1: everything's fine, as we could talk about the million documentaries

515
00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:09,240
Speaker 1: or a million interviews where people have used his death

516
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Speaker 1: to get cloud of some sort, like is that worse

517
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Speaker 1: than a joke? The joke I always think about And

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Speaker 1: I don't even know if um I'm sure she'd be

519
00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:19,800
Speaker 1: fine with it. But I wrote a joke Framy Schumer

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Speaker 1: for UM the roast, which I you know, when I

521
00:25:23,840 --> 00:25:25,800
Speaker 1: do roast, I have all my friends. You've written jokes

522
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Speaker 1: for me. You famously wrote, UM one of my favorite jokes.

523
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Speaker 1: You wrote a bunch of jokes that made it to roast,

524
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Speaker 1: I believe, But the one that always comes to mind

525
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Speaker 1: for me was when I was making fun of UM

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Speaker 1: Chris Red from s n L and just talking to you. Yeah,

527
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Speaker 1: but that's the thing. That's the best roast jokes is

528
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Speaker 1: like when I was working on ugh Waite Island, I

529
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Speaker 1: told the dress like a teenager found the thousand dollars

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Speaker 1: on the ground. Yes, dress like a thirteen year like

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Speaker 1: I think, I think, I said, you just like a

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Speaker 1: nine year old found what was that hundred dollars on

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Speaker 1: the ground or something like that, which changed the age.

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Speaker 1: And thank god he was dressed perfectly because that's how

535
00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:06,399
Speaker 1: we dressed. Yeah, it was, it was you nailed it.

536
00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:08,480
Speaker 1: But you wrote that one. And but that's the best.

537
00:26:08,520 --> 00:26:10,760
Speaker 1: The best roach jokes are just simple observations, like when

538
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Speaker 1: UM said I didn't know what to say about Domirera.

539
00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:17,199
Speaker 1: Go google a picture of Domrera. I'm not familiar with

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00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:18,919
Speaker 1: this comedy. I didn't know him. I just looked at

541
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Speaker 1: a picture one day and I was like, he looks

542
00:26:20,240 --> 00:26:23,879
Speaker 1: like a sleepy potato. And then that was such a

543
00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:26,800
Speaker 1: funny line to me, to go, Domirera, you sleepy potato.

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Speaker 1: People are just like, it's so simple, it's so stupid.

545
00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:31,760
Speaker 1: My poppy could have come up with it. But taking

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Speaker 1: out you look like and just go you sleepy. Yeah.

547
00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:37,480
Speaker 1: That there's the craft that I think. It's such a

548
00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:39,600
Speaker 1: little thing, but it makes it so much funnier and

549
00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:42,639
Speaker 1: saying it like you and I get that from Sarah

550
00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:47,600
Speaker 1: Silverman of like you doll like sleepy potato. It's like

551
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Speaker 1: with his storia or whatever. And you said Hilaria. Well,

552
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:55,439
Speaker 1: they told me her name was hilar I asked how

553
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Speaker 1: her name was pronounced, because I wanted to honor it

554
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Speaker 1: and not like make and so I go, I asked

555
00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:03,640
Speaker 1: a bunch of people it's and they're like, it's Hilaria.

556
00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:06,040
Speaker 1: And so when I said to him, oh, your wife Hilaria,

557
00:27:06,280 --> 00:27:08,520
Speaker 1: and he goes Ilaria, and I go what, he goes

558
00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:14,400
Speaker 1: Eilaria and I go so stupid. Um. I didn't repost

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00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:16,440
Speaker 1: that when the Laria stuff was going on last year,

560
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Speaker 1: even though I wanted to so badly to be like

561
00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:20,760
Speaker 1: I saw it coming. Oh yeah, you were like editing it,

562
00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:22,840
Speaker 1: I remember, but I didn't post it because I like

563
00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:25,320
Speaker 1: Alan and he was he's a friend of mine, and

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Speaker 1: I didn't before voluntary. But yeah, I mean, I guess

565
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Speaker 1: technically you could call him a murderer, but it's like

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Speaker 1: if you didn't involunteer, I'm talking now, what are you

567
00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:43,520
Speaker 1: talking about? Um? I don't know, I think from that right,

568
00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:49,000
Speaker 1: So I wrote um the joke. So she was doing

569
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Speaker 1: the roast of Charlie Sheen, and she much like I

570
00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:54,159
Speaker 1: learned to do from her, and she learned from like

571
00:27:54,359 --> 00:27:56,719
Speaker 1: people who think everyone writes every roast joke. And by

572
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Speaker 1: the way, Amy wrote one of the roast jokes for

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Speaker 1: me that I get credit that I get told is

574
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Speaker 1: the funniest joke of mine. Constantly. Yeah, they people always go,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, I love your roast when we're taking

576
00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:09,280
Speaker 1: pictures at me, I love your roast. That's spice girls

577
00:28:09,280 --> 00:28:11,520
Speaker 1: line or the jewel jokes were amazing, and I always

578
00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:14,560
Speaker 1: go which one because I wrote one jewel joke about

579
00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:17,440
Speaker 1: her teeth, and then Amy wrote one and I combined them.

580
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Speaker 1: I said, you know, jewel, I don't want a bad mouthew,

581
00:28:19,720 --> 00:28:23,320
Speaker 1: but God already did. I wrote that one, but like

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Speaker 1: Amy Amy wrote, Amy wrote, um, I love jewel, I

583
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Speaker 1: love your teeth, which was a perfect way to go

584
00:28:31,480 --> 00:28:34,159
Speaker 1: from bad mouthing to go and say God already did. I.

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Speaker 1: Then I go, I'm just kidding. I I love your smile,

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00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:39,960
Speaker 1: I love your teeth. They're like the spice girls. They're

587
00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:42,000
Speaker 1: all a different color and they're each doing their own thing.

588
00:28:42,440 --> 00:28:45,000
Speaker 1: But that, like, even the delivery was Amy's, like the

589
00:28:45,040 --> 00:28:49,080
Speaker 1: way she said jewel being a good sport and laughing

590
00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:52,960
Speaker 1: at showing her teeth and made the joke. Well, that's

591
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:57,160
Speaker 1: the thing. The response from the celebrity means everything. And

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00:28:57,200 --> 00:28:59,680
Speaker 1: that's why the joke that I had written for Amy,

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Speaker 1: which I was so excited to get into her um set,

594
00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:08,280
Speaker 1: was Stevo was on the roast of Charlie Sheen and

595
00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:12,920
Speaker 1: Ryan Dunn had just died. Remember Ryan Dunne, He's done,

596
00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:19,360
Speaker 1: like the show, he's off the show. Oh he died.

597
00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:24,720
Speaker 1: Your joke. I joked on your joke like you said done,

598
00:29:24,760 --> 00:29:26,160
Speaker 1: like his life is done. And I was like, no,

599
00:29:26,280 --> 00:29:29,680
Speaker 1: like well done. I did say well done. I said

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00:29:29,720 --> 00:29:38,320
Speaker 1: done like the like the meat digging skin, so I

601
00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:42,840
Speaker 1: wrote the joke that was and please please understand, listen

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00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:45,120
Speaker 1: to this is this is a perfect example of when

603
00:29:45,120 --> 00:29:48,320
Speaker 1: people go oh and it becomes a controversy. Amy got

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00:29:48,360 --> 00:29:51,600
Speaker 1: death threats and had to have the joke. I didn't

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00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:56,480
Speaker 1: even Yeah, I never knew. Really, Oh my god, that's

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Speaker 1: you know, It's not something I've ever been vocal about

607
00:29:58,720 --> 00:30:01,840
Speaker 1: because I don't like to I wrote that especially for

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00:30:01,880 --> 00:30:04,040
Speaker 1: Amy because she's been so generous to me. I don't

609
00:30:04,040 --> 00:30:06,040
Speaker 1: want to be like, I take credit for that. But

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00:30:06,080 --> 00:30:08,920
Speaker 1: the thing is, I'm giving Amy credit for like so

611
00:30:09,040 --> 00:30:10,880
Speaker 1: much of my career. And the joke that one of

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00:30:10,920 --> 00:30:13,120
Speaker 1: my jokes that I'm get the most credit for the

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Speaker 1: Spice Girls one and many others she wrote for me.

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Speaker 1: And the fact that I went so hard on the

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Speaker 1: culture was also Amy going listen, I'm looking at your

616
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Speaker 1: set is the first roast I did of Rablow, and

617
00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:24,360
Speaker 1: she goes looking at your set, I think you just

618
00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:27,480
Speaker 1: need to viserate and culture like, you have this opportunity

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Speaker 1: that we all want and we all want to see it.

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Speaker 1: It was my first roast. It was very that was

621
00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:34,960
Speaker 1: a very big risk to take to go so hard

622
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Speaker 1: on her, and Amy was the one that was like

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Speaker 1: you have to like it's this is an opportunity that

624
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Speaker 1: will be squandered if you don't do it. And I

625
00:30:42,360 --> 00:30:45,440
Speaker 1: was like this, like I'm gonna go that hard. She

626
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Speaker 1: told me to do my whole set and Coulton, which

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00:30:48,320 --> 00:30:50,800
Speaker 1: would have been awesome. Um, the Mexican joke was actually

628
00:30:50,840 --> 00:30:52,760
Speaker 1: written by Mike Lawrence and that was the last joke

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Speaker 1: I added to that set And that's the joke that

630
00:30:54,800 --> 00:30:57,920
Speaker 1: I'm most famous for that changed my career. But this

631
00:30:58,080 --> 00:31:00,800
Speaker 1: joke that I wrote from one joke, I mean, just

632
00:31:00,840 --> 00:31:05,960
Speaker 1: one little thing, like yes, yes, And you know what,

633
00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:07,560
Speaker 1: it wasn't even that joke. It was the fact that

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Speaker 1: someone put that joke in a roast compilation on Facebook

635
00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:14,040
Speaker 1: that got shared by one person that might have had

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Speaker 1: It's like, could be my popularity could be down to

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Speaker 1: one person with eight million followers sharing it on his

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Speaker 1: page on a day on Christmas Day when people in

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Speaker 1: a lot of downtime. It could come down to that

640
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Speaker 1: kind of thing. And it's a video, so it actually

641
00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:27,880
Speaker 1: goes back to you. It's not like a tweet or

642
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Speaker 1: something that goes viral. Right, your tweet going viral, which

643
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Speaker 1: is it's oh my god, Andrew has maybe the most

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Speaker 1: viral treat of all time. We'll get to that. Maybe

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Speaker 1: your final thought, let me just finish this. So the

646
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Speaker 1: joke was, um, Steve Stevo, UM, I'm so sorry about

647
00:31:48,600 --> 00:31:50,760
Speaker 1: your friend Ryan Donne, because Ryan Donn had died I

648
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Speaker 1: think a week or so before, I'm so sorry about

649
00:31:53,160 --> 00:31:55,880
Speaker 1: your friend Brian Donne. I'm sure that when he died

650
00:31:55,920 --> 00:31:58,440
Speaker 1: you were thinking, God, that that could have been mean,

651
00:31:58,680 --> 00:32:01,560
Speaker 1: and we were all thinking why was in it? So

652
00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:05,600
Speaker 1: all that joke says is we want Stevo to die.

653
00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:10,320
Speaker 1: It's not making fun of Ryan Dunn dying in any ways.

654
00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:14,680
Speaker 1: It's observing Ryan. It's acknowledging that he died. But it's

655
00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:17,600
Speaker 1: not making fun of him. It's not No, it's not

656
00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:20,880
Speaker 1: pissing on that. There's there's literally there. This isn't a

657
00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:24,200
Speaker 1: subjective conversation to have of like is it or is

658
00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:26,960
Speaker 1: it not? It's who's to say? No, I will say

659
00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:30,320
Speaker 1: it's factual. There's all I am saying is I'm so

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00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:33,640
Speaker 1: sorry about your friend Ryan Dunn's death. I'm sure you

661
00:32:33,640 --> 00:32:36,360
Speaker 1: were thinking that could have been me. Okay, all of

662
00:32:36,400 --> 00:32:38,960
Speaker 1: that is true, and I'm sure and nothing is bad

663
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Speaker 1: about either those two things, and then the only thing

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Speaker 1: you get offended by, or anyone gets offended by, is

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Speaker 1: and we were all thinking, why wasn't it so we

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Speaker 1: What I'm saying is you have a right to be

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00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:51,720
Speaker 1: pissed if you're like you want Stevo to die. That's

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00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:55,160
Speaker 1: why it's offensive. It's not offensive because we're saying Ryan

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Speaker 1: Dunn died. We're not making fun of a time only point.

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Speaker 1: I get what you're saying, But my point is a

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Speaker 1: joke would not have happened, or would not that Ryan

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Speaker 1: been dead. Yeah, but like jokes don't work if facts

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00:33:08,680 --> 00:33:12,200
Speaker 1: aren't thinking. I don't think that I'm not making fun

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00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:15,120
Speaker 1: I'm that. But that's my argument is like, just because

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Speaker 1: a sad thing is in a joke doesn't mean that

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00:33:18,520 --> 00:33:21,560
Speaker 1: you're making fun of that. Saying that something was the

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00:33:21,640 --> 00:33:24,479
Speaker 1: nine eleven of my life, people go, I'm offended by that.

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00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:27,120
Speaker 1: You can actually get offended by that because that's making

679
00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:30,760
Speaker 1: light of something that you know, you losing that earring

680
00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:33,320
Speaker 1: is the nine eleven. That's an insane statement to make.

681
00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:37,360
Speaker 1: It's funny because that's like obviously such hyperbole, but you

682
00:33:37,360 --> 00:33:39,480
Speaker 1: could almost get mad at that joke because that's making

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Speaker 1: something that was totally tragic seemed not tragic, but putting

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Speaker 1: a fact about someone dying in the context of a joke.

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Speaker 1: For me, I think I could fight to the death

686
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Speaker 1: on it, maybe change my change. But my thing is

687
00:33:51,960 --> 00:33:54,920
Speaker 1: I imm change my mind. I think both can be true.

688
00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:57,240
Speaker 1: Though I think I agree with you. I don't think

689
00:33:57,280 --> 00:33:59,680
Speaker 1: you're making fun of the death. But the joke wouldn't

690
00:33:59,720 --> 00:34:03,840
Speaker 1: happen without the death wouldn't happen without words, and words

691
00:34:03,880 --> 00:34:07,600
Speaker 1: were written by people that died tragically, probably like we

692
00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:12,200
Speaker 1: can always link right well anyway, So but my point

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Speaker 1: is that the reason that joke got amy so much

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Speaker 1: hate was because Stevo was like, yes, yeah, almost cried

695
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Speaker 1: And it's like I get it because I'm sure he

696
00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:26,839
Speaker 1: was just bracing himself for a joke to be made

697
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Speaker 1: about it was like a week yeah, sorry too soon,

698
00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:36,520
Speaker 1: or two there's no time. No, No, I'm not saying

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Speaker 1: a person's name a tragic like figure is it makes

700
00:34:41,520 --> 00:34:44,800
Speaker 1: everyone tense up, but the joke itself is not. Everyone

701
00:34:44,800 --> 00:34:46,839
Speaker 1: should have relaxed after that joke because we were making

702
00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:49,319
Speaker 1: I'm not saying that Steva should have like laughed, but

703
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Speaker 1: if he just would have been like yes, like that's

704
00:34:52,520 --> 00:34:56,719
Speaker 1: like man that is sick. And also Ryan Dunn, I'm

705
00:34:56,760 --> 00:34:59,520
Speaker 1: guessing would have laughed at some kind of joke like that.

706
00:34:59,560 --> 00:35:01,359
Speaker 1: I think he it was a part of the jackass crew.

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00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:03,080
Speaker 1: I think he probably had a kind of sixth sense

708
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Speaker 1: of humor. And I don't even think it's sick the

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00:35:05,680 --> 00:35:07,719
Speaker 1: joke that he should have been a friend, that someone

710
00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:11,480
Speaker 1: wanted him to die. I love the joke. The joke

711
00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:14,200
Speaker 1: isn't even that good. The fact like it's fine. The

712
00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:17,439
Speaker 1: thing is people didn't don't need to get the joke,

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00:35:17,719 --> 00:35:19,720
Speaker 1: in my opinion, is probably a five, and the scale

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00:35:19,719 --> 00:35:23,680
Speaker 1: of like funny or like clever, whatever. But but I

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00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:29,200
Speaker 1: think all things considered, I'd give it all thing considered okay.

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00:35:29,239 --> 00:35:31,360
Speaker 1: But his reaction was the thing that got her the

717
00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:34,680
Speaker 1: death threats, his him looking like so sad was the

718
00:35:34,680 --> 00:35:37,560
Speaker 1: thing that made everyone go that was mean, and so

719
00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:42,880
Speaker 1: everything is. Juel's reaction to my joke was made my

720
00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:46,040
Speaker 1: joke work. And that's why when Caitlyn Jenner and I

721
00:35:46,040 --> 00:35:48,319
Speaker 1: did the jokes about her, I wanted to make sure

722
00:35:48,360 --> 00:35:50,800
Speaker 1: she fucking was on board with me. And how great

723
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Speaker 1: was she? I mean, she responded like she hated her family,

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Speaker 1: more than you did. Know. She was like I did.

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00:35:56,800 --> 00:36:00,719
Speaker 1: You're right, it was almost too much. Let's get to

726
00:36:00,760 --> 00:36:14,640
Speaker 1: the news first. Good morning America and Europe and other places.

727
00:36:14,719 --> 00:36:18,239
Speaker 1: To Australia. It's third day. You know what that means.

728
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Speaker 1: It's Thursday. Think of is Australia Austria? You want me

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00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:32,279
Speaker 1: to keep going? Bun Stone Austria? Yeah, alright? What? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: What came first? Austria? Probably? I think you mean the names? Yeah,

731
00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:42,759
Speaker 1: or like geographically names who copied who? I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't think we are You would

733
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Speaker 1: think more countries would sound actually similar to they do?

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Speaker 1: It stands oh Castanza, Yeah, what you canna dress like him? Next,

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00:36:55,520 --> 00:36:59,279
Speaker 1: let's get guy alright, Uber Eats. You have a great

736
00:36:59,360 --> 00:37:02,160
Speaker 1: joke about Uber Eats, a guy that a guy in

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00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:05,239
Speaker 1: the audience gave me. Listen, I am made up of

738
00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:09,600
Speaker 1: jokes other people gave me. Okay. Uber Eats gets into

739
00:37:09,680 --> 00:37:15,040
Speaker 1: the diaper delivery business, adding a new delivery category. Uh yeah, yeah,

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00:37:15,040 --> 00:37:17,040
Speaker 1: I would think that diapers are the number one thing.

741
00:37:17,040 --> 00:37:19,799
Speaker 1: You're just like, oh, it's like dog food. You're like,

742
00:37:20,120 --> 00:37:22,839
Speaker 1: I can't when you're a vegan, there's nothing to give

743
00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:25,040
Speaker 1: your dog like when you're when you eat meat and

744
00:37:25,040 --> 00:37:26,520
Speaker 1: you run a dog food, you can go. I'll give

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00:37:26,600 --> 00:37:28,480
Speaker 1: him some of what I eat. When I run a

746
00:37:28,520 --> 00:37:31,359
Speaker 1: dog food, I have to go to the store. Yeah,

747
00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:33,560
Speaker 1: and every time your baby ships, it's a whole new

748
00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:36,759
Speaker 1: pair of underwear. Like imagine you shoot your pants every

749
00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:39,360
Speaker 1: time you had to get new boxers. You know what

750
00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:42,840
Speaker 1: I mean. Diapers are so wasteful, but like, what are

751
00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:46,560
Speaker 1: you gonna do? They do groceries, prescriptions, alcohol, and flowers. Essentially,

752
00:37:46,600 --> 00:37:49,960
Speaker 1: they do everything that you need because you decided to

753
00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:53,719
Speaker 1: choosing this subject. Noah, this is no onaeh telling me

754
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:57,520
Speaker 1: Nikki you can use uber eats instead of asking Andrew.

755
00:37:58,239 --> 00:38:04,319
Speaker 1: Oh hilarious. No, no, no, it's tuned in non no.

756
00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:08,839
Speaker 1: But you're right, Um, I would not. That's what makes

757
00:38:08,840 --> 00:38:14,000
Speaker 1: me scared about having children is the idea that I

758
00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:16,960
Speaker 1: might live in a world where you know, another kind

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00:38:16,960 --> 00:38:19,560
Speaker 1: of COVID happens and I can't. I can't. What am

760
00:38:19,560 --> 00:38:21,360
Speaker 1: I going to do with a baby? What if diapers?

761
00:38:21,360 --> 00:38:25,040
Speaker 1: What if the diaper industry crumbles because society crumbles, then

762
00:38:25,080 --> 00:38:27,000
Speaker 1: I'm have baby shit all over me all the time.

763
00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:31,200
Speaker 1: What did they do before diapers? Cloth diapers, and before that,

764
00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:33,239
Speaker 1: what do they do for tampons? Where they made us

765
00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:38,600
Speaker 1: a week? Um? Yeah, it's it funny that like if

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Speaker 1: you have a small village, you could just outside you

767
00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:47,799
Speaker 1: start getting to city category. There's a there's like that's

768
00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:50,040
Speaker 1: why I like we like do something with all the ship.

769
00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:52,200
Speaker 1: Have you ever seen in medieval times there was a

770
00:38:52,239 --> 00:38:56,719
Speaker 1: ship shoot? What do you mean? So they would have like,

771
00:38:56,800 --> 00:38:59,040
Speaker 1: you know, a tower, like a stone tower. I always

772
00:38:59,040 --> 00:39:01,480
Speaker 1: see it on Reddit, and you would sit in the

773
00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:03,480
Speaker 1: like the top of the tower and ship and it

774
00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:06,600
Speaker 1: would fall down like a garbage shoot and then it

775
00:39:06,640 --> 00:39:09,120
Speaker 1: would um like fall into the ground. And then there

776
00:39:09,160 --> 00:39:10,640
Speaker 1: would be someone that would scoop the ship like it

777
00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:12,400
Speaker 1: was their job to scoop ship and like take it

778
00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:19,160
Speaker 1: out of town. But plumbing is seriously fucking incredible. The

779
00:39:19,200 --> 00:39:22,480
Speaker 1: water system, like all of it's like that Luisa K

780
00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:24,680
Speaker 1: joke where people are like, oh my phone again't It's

781
00:39:24,719 --> 00:39:28,839
Speaker 1: like you couldn't even conceptualize and what led to your

782
00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:33,640
Speaker 1: phone being a thing? The glass being cut the technology inside? Nope,

783
00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:36,760
Speaker 1: I couldn't if there were I said this before Luisa

784
00:39:36,840 --> 00:39:38,359
Speaker 1: K joke. I always wanted to write a joke if

785
00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:41,400
Speaker 1: everyone that has ever lived had the same brain as me,

786
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:46,239
Speaker 1: we would still be like hitting rocks. Like if me

787
00:39:46,320 --> 00:39:48,719
Speaker 1: and you had to develop like make skies great, like

788
00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:50,880
Speaker 1: there are millions of us, it wouldn't have We wouldn't

789
00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:54,120
Speaker 1: eventually figure out how to make technology. It would never happen. No,

790
00:39:54,239 --> 00:39:56,919
Speaker 1: we would just laugh about, like, look how done we are, dude.

791
00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:59,000
Speaker 1: I didn't even start a fire. We would just make

792
00:39:59,120 --> 00:40:01,680
Speaker 1: fart sounds. And maybe we maybe would have come up

793
00:40:01,680 --> 00:40:04,760
Speaker 1: on how to like draw things on caves in blood.

794
00:40:05,719 --> 00:40:07,640
Speaker 1: But they even did that technique where they would put

795
00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:10,760
Speaker 1: it like take a hollow bamboo and put red paint

796
00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:13,200
Speaker 1: or die that they got from like crushed up berries,

797
00:40:13,440 --> 00:40:15,760
Speaker 1: and then they would spray it and go and spray

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Speaker 1: their handprint. I mean, that's like the earliest art. I went,

799
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Speaker 1: oh my god, I can't talk about yesterday, but I

800
00:40:21,480 --> 00:40:25,000
Speaker 1: learned that um owls are one of the earliest, like

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00:40:25,120 --> 00:40:29,880
Speaker 1: cave drawings horses and owls are and owls that you

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00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:32,520
Speaker 1: see on the cave in France. That's like the earliest

803
00:40:33,160 --> 00:40:36,480
Speaker 1: um art that they found made by humans. I don't

804
00:40:36,520 --> 00:40:39,120
Speaker 1: think art is made by animals, but the earliest art

805
00:40:39,120 --> 00:40:43,680
Speaker 1: that they found made um yeah, by him on a

806
00:40:43,719 --> 00:40:46,319
Speaker 1: bridge over troubled water, and a bridge in oldu By

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00:40:46,360 --> 00:40:49,799
Speaker 1: Gorge was of owls and horses. And you could look

808
00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:53,239
Speaker 1: at those pictures of owls now at any you. Yeah,

809
00:40:53,400 --> 00:40:56,440
Speaker 1: anyone could recognize that it's an owl, like any person

810
00:40:56,520 --> 00:40:58,799
Speaker 1: in anywhere would go owl. And that's just so cool

811
00:40:58,880 --> 00:41:01,920
Speaker 1: that something that was aid, you know, thousands, like tens

812
00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:03,799
Speaker 1: of thousands of years ago, we could still go, oh,

813
00:41:03,800 --> 00:41:06,120
Speaker 1: that's now, like they haven't changed and there's still something

814
00:41:06,160 --> 00:41:08,440
Speaker 1: that we want to draw. It is funny, like hieroglyphics,

815
00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:10,400
Speaker 1: like no one was like that good of an artist,

816
00:41:11,520 --> 00:41:14,000
Speaker 1: but they also didn't they had to carve. But it

817
00:41:14,080 --> 00:41:16,680
Speaker 1: was the same thing as like tools like we didn't have,

818
00:41:17,280 --> 00:41:21,120
Speaker 1: like hammers were just like you know the tools that

819
00:41:21,200 --> 00:41:24,279
Speaker 1: Indians use, made of Americans used were just so if

820
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Speaker 1: we were there, Fuck, I can only get one of

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Speaker 1: those right, and it's the wait, No, I can get

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00:41:32,480 --> 00:41:34,400
Speaker 1: both of them right. And that's all I can do

823
00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:37,040
Speaker 1: out there that show. Have you ever seen that first one? Then?

824
00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:39,000
Speaker 1: Afraid would be way scarier if you had to do

825
00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:42,959
Speaker 1: it in New York, Like let's do that, yeah, because

826
00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:45,480
Speaker 1: everyone would be looking at you all the time. It's

827
00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:47,440
Speaker 1: such an that show is so interesting. I love watching

828
00:41:47,440 --> 00:41:49,239
Speaker 1: the beginning of it when they just first meet and

829
00:41:49,239 --> 00:41:53,440
Speaker 1: they're both just like naked. That's so fun dating naked.

830
00:41:53,600 --> 00:41:56,120
Speaker 1: And that was so fun. It was on each one

831
00:41:56,520 --> 00:41:59,200
Speaker 1: and you would just state you would do naked dating.

832
00:41:59,239 --> 00:42:00,680
Speaker 1: I thought that was a great idea. We should bring

833
00:42:00,680 --> 00:42:03,880
Speaker 1: it back. They're like, look at the dick and the

834
00:42:03,960 --> 00:42:06,600
Speaker 1: pussy and and then you get used to it. Yeah,

835
00:42:06,680 --> 00:42:08,359
Speaker 1: and by the end of it they just don't care

836
00:42:08,640 --> 00:42:11,480
Speaker 1: and uh yeah, okay, next story. So I don't know

837
00:42:11,520 --> 00:42:14,120
Speaker 1: how we got from there to there, but but hey,

838
00:42:14,160 --> 00:42:17,440
Speaker 1: look we taper delivery. A twenty four year old woman

839
00:42:17,640 --> 00:42:20,560
Speaker 1: was riding a Lime rental moped in Brooklyn when she

840
00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:23,320
Speaker 1: was struck by a box truck, launching her body forward

841
00:42:23,320 --> 00:42:26,200
Speaker 1: in front of the vehicle and killing her. No. I

842
00:42:26,239 --> 00:42:28,440
Speaker 1: was really holding out hope for that whole story that

843
00:42:28,520 --> 00:42:32,120
Speaker 1: she was gonna make it. Fuck. No, she really ryaned

844
00:42:32,160 --> 00:42:39,000
Speaker 1: done too soon, too late. Oh that's so, that's such

845
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:42,200
Speaker 1: a shame. Yeah, those Lime scooters are so dangerous. I

846
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Speaker 1: was watching on Redd at the other day. This girl

847
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:46,399
Speaker 1: was riding a bike and you can just see how

848
00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:50,879
Speaker 1: people make one. There was someone filming these three people

849
00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:53,080
Speaker 1: riding a bike across the street and the girls saw

850
00:42:53,120 --> 00:42:54,759
Speaker 1: the guy filming, so she was just like kind of

851
00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:57,799
Speaker 1: like looking at the camera and kept going and kind

852
00:42:57,800 --> 00:43:00,680
Speaker 1: of just steered out. It was it's in the reddit

853
00:43:00,960 --> 00:43:04,040
Speaker 1: subreddit called no No, No, Yes, and you think someone's bad,

854
00:43:04,120 --> 00:43:06,040
Speaker 1: something bad's gonna happen. In the end, it's yes. There's

855
00:43:06,080 --> 00:43:09,319
Speaker 1: also yes yes yes, no No, there's also maybe maybe

856
00:43:09,400 --> 00:43:12,480
Speaker 1: maybe maybe there's like all these different different subreddits, but

857
00:43:12,520 --> 00:43:16,400
Speaker 1: this is no, no, no, yes. So she's and she

858
00:43:16,560 --> 00:43:20,280
Speaker 1: just you could see this huge garbage truck a second earlier,

859
00:43:20,400 --> 00:43:23,000
Speaker 1: she would be you would watch her get flattened and

860
00:43:23,080 --> 00:43:29,200
Speaker 1: just ah, but her bike, her bike wheel like bends

861
00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:31,680
Speaker 1: and she's just kind of like laughing. Like it's like

862
00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:34,719
Speaker 1: that reaction is when I hit a garbage man with

863
00:43:34,760 --> 00:43:37,360
Speaker 1: my car and I thought I killed a man. My

864
00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:40,399
Speaker 1: first reaction, I was laughing hysterically because it was so

865
00:43:41,280 --> 00:43:43,640
Speaker 1: upsetting that it was just like and I was so

866
00:43:43,680 --> 00:43:45,960
Speaker 1: scared that I was just like and it was so

867
00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:49,279
Speaker 1: unbelievable to see death looked death in the eyes like

868
00:43:49,360 --> 00:43:52,440
Speaker 1: literally we locked it was slow motion. He jumped and

869
00:43:52,480 --> 00:43:55,640
Speaker 1: we locked eyes, and then I thought he died because

870
00:43:55,680 --> 00:44:00,920
Speaker 1: I hit him with a car and then for it again,

871
00:44:01,360 --> 00:44:03,080
Speaker 1: the whole time laughing though, but it was only because

872
00:44:03,120 --> 00:44:09,680
Speaker 1: of shock, and that's so sad. I'm so sorry for

873
00:44:09,719 --> 00:44:13,839
Speaker 1: that woman and um, her family and the charge they're

874
00:44:13,880 --> 00:44:15,480
Speaker 1: going to get for that Lime scooter. She never was

875
00:44:15,520 --> 00:44:17,239
Speaker 1: able to, you know, shut it off, so she's probably

876
00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:19,720
Speaker 1: still be in charge. You know. That was the number

877
00:44:19,760 --> 00:44:22,200
Speaker 1: one part of the story. The first line was our

878
00:44:22,239 --> 00:44:26,200
Speaker 1: parents own oh fifty seven thod dollars and it's running

879
00:44:26,560 --> 00:44:31,080
Speaker 1: still so to pay for their funeral costs. Lime scooters

880
00:44:31,080 --> 00:44:34,440
Speaker 1: are so fun though, don't well, three people died last

881
00:44:34,520 --> 00:44:37,399
Speaker 1: year in New York from it was a moped and

882
00:44:37,400 --> 00:44:40,160
Speaker 1: Andrew's referring to the Revel program, which is also a

883
00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:45,279
Speaker 1: moped where people died. Okay, so these things are really fun.

884
00:44:47,480 --> 00:44:50,759
Speaker 1: That's a vehicle that's like people think they could are

885
00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:53,520
Speaker 1: fucking They can go fast and they are a vehicle.

886
00:44:53,680 --> 00:44:56,480
Speaker 1: Watch you guys, don't go on sidewalks seriously and be

887
00:44:56,560 --> 00:44:58,440
Speaker 1: careful and those things don't do it when you're drunk.

888
00:44:58,480 --> 00:45:00,640
Speaker 1: All of that, and I'm so sorry for that girl,

889
00:45:01,040 --> 00:45:04,359
Speaker 1: and I also I'm sorry for Ryan Dunn's loss. Still. Yeah,

890
00:45:04,640 --> 00:45:07,560
Speaker 1: me and a meal road Lime scooters throughout d C.

891
00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:15,880
Speaker 1: And his didn't have breaks, and uh, that's he's the opener.

892
00:45:16,440 --> 00:45:19,319
Speaker 1: I you know, I do two more minutes. I get

893
00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:23,480
Speaker 1: to hang it up. Hey, I hated his ass. No, no, no,

894
00:45:23,520 --> 00:45:27,040
Speaker 1: I really didn't. But but it was It was funny though,

895
00:45:27,080 --> 00:45:29,360
Speaker 1: because we were going through the intersection and I go

896
00:45:30,840 --> 00:45:35,400
Speaker 1: and he couldn't because he did a break. Oh it

897
00:45:35,560 --> 00:45:39,080
Speaker 1: was a great break. And yeah he's dead dead, um,

898
00:45:39,200 --> 00:45:42,279
Speaker 1: but yeah, no, I think, like, how many times were

899
00:45:42,280 --> 00:45:44,280
Speaker 1: you walking through New York We've talked about this before,

900
00:45:44,280 --> 00:45:47,040
Speaker 1: where you crossed the street or maybe ten streets and

901
00:45:47,040 --> 00:45:50,239
Speaker 1: you're like, oh, I haven't looked once, like and you're like,

902
00:45:50,280 --> 00:45:52,839
Speaker 1: and then like, I don't know. There were many times

903
00:45:52,840 --> 00:45:54,279
Speaker 1: where I almost got hit by a car. I know

904
00:45:54,360 --> 00:45:57,000
Speaker 1: I'm not the only one out there. How many times

905
00:45:57,000 --> 00:45:59,839
Speaker 1: have you looked at your phone when you're driving? Oh yeah,

906
00:46:00,040 --> 00:46:03,120
Speaker 1: and looked up and go, I don't remember the last

907
00:46:03,120 --> 00:46:05,360
Speaker 1: time I looked up? How am I Nebraska? And I

908
00:46:05,360 --> 00:46:08,279
Speaker 1: shouldn't maybe build a house here? Let me say, I

909
00:46:08,400 --> 00:46:12,240
Speaker 1: know that's terrible, but yes, it's it's I'm just saying

910
00:46:12,360 --> 00:46:15,680
Speaker 1: it's happened to me before. I'm not proud of it.

911
00:46:16,400 --> 00:46:18,520
Speaker 1: And I do everything I can when I'm in the

912
00:46:18,520 --> 00:46:21,520
Speaker 1: car now to go no. No, Like I don't write

913
00:46:21,520 --> 00:46:23,799
Speaker 1: back to people. I try to put it on midnight mode,

914
00:46:24,200 --> 00:46:26,239
Speaker 1: like I'm masturbating and I don't want text for my

915
00:46:26,320 --> 00:46:28,440
Speaker 1: dad about my aunt lynd dying. You missed that part

916
00:46:28,440 --> 00:46:31,600
Speaker 1: of the show yesterday. That's how I found out. I

917
00:46:31,600 --> 00:46:33,239
Speaker 1: put my I put my phone on midnight mode to

918
00:46:33,280 --> 00:46:36,680
Speaker 1: masturbate when we're in Cancoon and as soon as and

919
00:46:36,719 --> 00:46:39,480
Speaker 1: then I'm like done masturbating, I'm just like like lying

920
00:46:39,520 --> 00:46:42,480
Speaker 1: in my own filth and shame, and I put it

921
00:46:42,480 --> 00:46:44,239
Speaker 1: out of midnight mode. It's just like Dad, that's like

922
00:46:44,440 --> 00:46:46,760
Speaker 1: and then all of a sudden, a text from Dad. Uh,

923
00:46:46,840 --> 00:46:49,080
Speaker 1: they found Lynde today. Lynne passed away. And I'm just

924
00:46:49,120 --> 00:46:53,840
Speaker 1: like I have like like commed on toys in my

925
00:46:53,920 --> 00:46:57,040
Speaker 1: hand and like a girl being violated on my screen

926
00:46:57,080 --> 00:47:00,960
Speaker 1: and I'm just like laying their naked. I'm like, oh god,

927
00:47:01,239 --> 00:47:05,160
Speaker 1: she's probably looking at me right now. Yeah, it'll pass,

928
00:47:05,440 --> 00:47:07,680
Speaker 1: all right. So it sounds like she went midnight mode.

929
00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:12,000
Speaker 1: Let's take a break and come back with Oh, it's

930
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:14,680
Speaker 1: our weekly sports moment we took. We didn't do it

931
00:47:14,760 --> 00:47:17,040
Speaker 1: last week, so let's do it when we get back.

932
00:47:22,280 --> 00:47:27,239
Speaker 1: All right, let's do it. Hit it. Noah gears Andrew's

933
00:47:27,360 --> 00:47:32,560
Speaker 1: weekly sports moment. Oh boy, I think you're gonna love

934
00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:35,640
Speaker 1: this one. Nick a hundred and five year old hundred

935
00:47:35,640 --> 00:47:39,920
Speaker 1: and five. Wow, Julia Hawkins sent a world record complete.

936
00:47:43,280 --> 00:47:45,440
Speaker 1: You think a year old could run a marriage? I

937
00:47:45,480 --> 00:47:47,080
Speaker 1: bet you anything. A hundred and five year old has

938
00:47:47,080 --> 00:47:49,239
Speaker 1: done a marathon. No way, I'd bet a million dollars.

939
00:47:49,280 --> 00:47:51,319
Speaker 1: Really not a million, because no, I look it up.

940
00:47:51,320 --> 00:47:54,000
Speaker 1: The oldest person to run a marathon. Go, okay, before

941
00:47:54,280 --> 00:47:57,799
Speaker 1: let's run, run is a I'm just saying complete, okay,

942
00:47:57,840 --> 00:48:01,560
Speaker 1: complete a marathon without any where, no electronic But tell

943
00:48:01,560 --> 00:48:03,640
Speaker 1: me what? Tell me what this one? She just ran

944
00:48:03,640 --> 00:48:06,279
Speaker 1: a hundred dash, which when you say marathon, it's like

945
00:48:06,360 --> 00:48:09,759
Speaker 1: nothing anymore. No, but I'm a marathon I think would

946
00:48:09,760 --> 00:48:11,680
Speaker 1: actually be more easy because you could go slow. A

947
00:48:11,719 --> 00:48:15,960
Speaker 1: hundred seems fast. Well, nothing's fast for a hundred and

948
00:48:15,960 --> 00:48:19,800
Speaker 1: five year old. I mean they have videos she runs

949
00:48:19,840 --> 00:48:22,480
Speaker 1: every year. I mean that's what she is. Kind of cute,

950
00:48:22,520 --> 00:48:25,120
Speaker 1: she is cute. Cut a hundred five years broke the

951
00:48:25,160 --> 00:48:28,440
Speaker 1: records to like she she got under a minute a hundred.

952
00:48:29,400 --> 00:48:31,239
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know that I could do that

953
00:48:32,280 --> 00:48:34,640
Speaker 1: under a minute. You probably could run. Is this her?

954
00:48:35,400 --> 00:48:41,000
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what a cutie. Oh my god, she

955
00:48:41,080 --> 00:48:43,680
Speaker 1: looks amazing. I mean a hundred and five. That's I'm

956
00:48:43,719 --> 00:48:47,600
Speaker 1: so scared. Her bones are just gonna snap. Oh honey, girl,

957
00:48:48,280 --> 00:48:50,480
Speaker 1: think of what she's witnessed in her lifetime. A hundred

958
00:48:50,520 --> 00:48:54,880
Speaker 1: and five. What is the maker? Born in the nineteen teens.

959
00:48:55,200 --> 00:48:58,719
Speaker 1: Know she seemed as snuggy, she saw the Snuggie, she

960
00:48:58,800 --> 00:49:04,719
Speaker 1: saw TLC Scrubs, she saw the show Scrubs. She saw

961
00:49:04,840 --> 00:49:08,440
Speaker 1: left eye tragically. Oh my god, that video talk about

962
00:49:08,480 --> 00:49:11,400
Speaker 1: the last image read it? Have you ever seen the

963
00:49:11,480 --> 00:49:15,160
Speaker 1: video like right when the crash happens of a car crash,

964
00:49:15,200 --> 00:49:17,880
Speaker 1: were playing car crash. She they're they're filming like a

965
00:49:17,880 --> 00:49:21,479
Speaker 1: documentary less reality show, and she's in or maybe someone

966
00:49:21,520 --> 00:49:24,480
Speaker 1: in the car was filming her as she saw and

967
00:49:24,480 --> 00:49:26,200
Speaker 1: they're all just like peacefully like filming, and then all

968
00:49:26,200 --> 00:49:27,920
Speaker 1: of a sudden you see like, oh fuck, and then

969
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:30,160
Speaker 1: it's like you see her sleeping, and then it's just

970
00:49:30,239 --> 00:49:33,279
Speaker 1: the wiggle of the camera and then it's like lights out.

971
00:49:33,640 --> 00:49:41,720
Speaker 1: So I'm guessing marathon oldest person. I'm going I'm going dree,

972
00:49:41,960 --> 00:49:47,200
Speaker 1: I'm going no way okay. Well on a quick on

973
00:49:47,280 --> 00:49:53,520
Speaker 1: a quick search, quick goog what did you say three? Okay?

974
00:49:53,560 --> 00:49:58,839
Speaker 1: On a quick search it says nine yes. But also

975
00:49:58,880 --> 00:50:00,560
Speaker 1: like I can't read all these webs eyes right now,

976
00:50:00,680 --> 00:50:04,160
Speaker 1: so it's true or not? Wow, I mean I'm a

977
00:50:04,160 --> 00:50:09,880
Speaker 1: good job. Hundred and three miles. I don't know, dude.

978
00:50:10,280 --> 00:50:12,560
Speaker 1: I just think humans are capable so much. I think

979
00:50:12,600 --> 00:50:14,560
Speaker 1: you're probably gonna get to a point later on in

980
00:50:14,600 --> 00:50:18,200
Speaker 1: life if you live long where you're gonna like get

981
00:50:18,280 --> 00:50:21,360
Speaker 1: really into running because you're gonna, you know, just be like, yeah,

982
00:50:21,440 --> 00:50:23,680
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have a brain damage that makes me not

983
00:50:23,719 --> 00:50:25,560
Speaker 1: be able to process time. That's when people can run

984
00:50:25,640 --> 00:50:30,800
Speaker 1: like hundreds of thousands, hundreds of Where brain stops, it's

985
00:50:30,800 --> 00:50:32,880
Speaker 1: the short term memory goes to ship, so they always

986
00:50:32,960 --> 00:50:35,759
Speaker 1: think they just started running. And if you if your brain.

987
00:50:35,920 --> 00:50:38,160
Speaker 1: That's why when I'm running long distance sometimes I just

988
00:50:38,200 --> 00:50:39,879
Speaker 1: go pretend like this is the first mile. Just trick

989
00:50:39,920 --> 00:50:41,479
Speaker 1: your brain into thinking, and then all of a sudden

990
00:50:41,520 --> 00:50:43,320
Speaker 1: you get this like you get a new energy. And

991
00:50:43,360 --> 00:50:45,799
Speaker 1: it's so much of your tiredness is about how long

992
00:50:45,880 --> 00:50:48,480
Speaker 1: you've been going, which is interesting because it's just your thought,

993
00:50:48,520 --> 00:50:51,640
Speaker 1: it's not actual, because Navy seals say that when you

994
00:50:51,719 --> 00:50:54,560
Speaker 1: feel during a workout like you know, we've all been

995
00:50:54,560 --> 00:50:57,840
Speaker 1: in the spin class before Orange Theory, those boot camps

996
00:50:57,880 --> 00:51:00,400
Speaker 1: where we're like I'm going to die, like I'm going

997
00:51:00,440 --> 00:51:03,279
Speaker 1: to pass out, and they say you have fifteen times

998
00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:08,200
Speaker 1: that amount of times, not just fifteen more minutes, fifteen

999
00:51:08,239 --> 00:51:11,440
Speaker 1: times the amount before you actually your body would actually

1000
00:51:11,480 --> 00:51:14,200
Speaker 1: give up because it's so mental. That five year old

1001
00:51:14,280 --> 00:51:19,400
Speaker 1: could have ran a thousand meters D five is insane.

1002
00:51:19,840 --> 00:51:21,640
Speaker 1: And I was listening to a podcast about aging and

1003
00:51:21,640 --> 00:51:24,640
Speaker 1: they're like, whether or not the human body might find

1004
00:51:24,680 --> 00:51:28,799
Speaker 1: a way to survive into a hundred and forty like

1005
00:51:28,920 --> 00:51:32,279
Speaker 1: numbers like that pretty soon, but your brain does not

1006
00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:34,640
Speaker 1: last that long. We haven't found a way to keep

1007
00:51:34,680 --> 00:51:38,279
Speaker 1: the brain working well for that long. So you you

1008
00:51:38,360 --> 00:51:40,520
Speaker 1: might live to hundred forty, but you're going to still

1009
00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:42,319
Speaker 1: you're gonna have the brain of a hundred year old,

1010
00:51:42,320 --> 00:51:45,120
Speaker 1: which like you can't. Your brain deteriorates no matter what

1011
00:51:45,160 --> 00:51:46,640
Speaker 1: with age, and they haven't found a way to not

1012
00:51:46,680 --> 00:51:49,719
Speaker 1: have it. To your body is gonna look insane at

1013
00:51:49,719 --> 00:51:52,719
Speaker 1: a hundred. I mean, I guess people were saying that

1014
00:51:52,760 --> 00:51:56,160
Speaker 1: when you're dying at thirty and people are like, people are, yeah,

1015
00:51:56,640 --> 00:51:59,560
Speaker 1: I mean, but we've seen a hundred but brains haven't

1016
00:51:59,600 --> 00:52:02,239
Speaker 1: caught up, like even our brains now, Like, that's why

1017
00:52:02,520 --> 00:52:05,040
Speaker 1: no one makes it past. Really. I was listening to

1018
00:52:05,040 --> 00:52:07,880
Speaker 1: Sam hair Is talking about it with Ricky Gervais and

1019
00:52:07,920 --> 00:52:10,920
Speaker 1: he's like, you know, Ricky's like, now, dude, when is

1020
00:52:10,960 --> 00:52:13,840
Speaker 1: there anyone who like your brain just like doesn't deterior

1021
00:52:13,960 --> 00:52:17,839
Speaker 1: And he's like, no, like there's no evidence, there's there's

1022
00:52:18,040 --> 00:52:21,960
Speaker 1: very fairly lucid ninety year old eight year octionarians nine

1023
00:52:22,040 --> 00:52:26,680
Speaker 1: engineery whatever it's called. But I wonder what your brain

1024
00:52:26,800 --> 00:52:32,080
Speaker 1: is the best? Probably that's when instill taking in things.

1025
00:52:32,120 --> 00:52:34,440
Speaker 1: But no, I think it's done by then let's get

1026
00:52:34,480 --> 00:52:37,560
Speaker 1: the fans Rex. One other question. We only use what

1027
00:52:37,880 --> 00:52:46,840
Speaker 1: percent of our brain and not the most I know.

1028
00:52:47,080 --> 00:52:51,840
Speaker 1: That's that's That's what I've heard. We need to Google

1029
00:52:51,880 --> 00:52:56,520
Speaker 1: that too, but not now Google uses helps us use

1030
00:52:56,560 --> 00:52:59,000
Speaker 1: the other it takes up the other part that we're

1031
00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:02,960
Speaker 1: not using. We just turned to Google. Well, okay, fan Trax,

1032
00:53:07,440 --> 00:53:11,320
Speaker 1: all right, let's get to it. Now. What do we got? Alright?

1033
00:53:11,400 --> 00:53:17,720
Speaker 1: Our first voice message is from Steph. Alright, stuff, Hi, Nikki,

1034
00:53:17,800 --> 00:53:22,160
Speaker 1: Andrew and Noah. This is Steph living in Berlin, Germany.

1035
00:53:22,960 --> 00:53:25,600
Speaker 1: All I want to say thank you sincerely for the

1036
00:53:25,600 --> 00:53:27,600
Speaker 1: work you do. You help a lot of people on

1037
00:53:27,680 --> 00:53:31,320
Speaker 1: the day one bestie. I'm so similar to you guys

1038
00:53:31,360 --> 00:53:34,400
Speaker 1: in myriad ways. I can't believe I found my tracking

1039
00:53:34,400 --> 00:53:37,760
Speaker 1: the podcast because I'm not really a fan girl of anything.

1040
00:53:38,200 --> 00:53:40,200
Speaker 1: I'm a little cold like that. But I'm a fan

1041
00:53:40,239 --> 00:53:43,279
Speaker 1: girl in this place and I'm part of this group. Um,

1042
00:53:43,320 --> 00:53:47,040
Speaker 1: you guys are also vulnerable. You share your secrets so

1043
00:53:47,080 --> 00:53:50,440
Speaker 1: willingly and it helps so many people. You inspired me

1044
00:53:50,480 --> 00:53:52,560
Speaker 1: to want to share a secret back with you, to

1045
00:53:52,719 --> 00:53:56,799
Speaker 1: level the playing field. And my secret is is that

1046
00:53:56,880 --> 00:54:00,640
Speaker 1: I've been living without my two front tea for the

1047
00:54:00,719 --> 00:54:04,040
Speaker 1: last six months. That's right, I'm a thirty one year

1048
00:54:04,080 --> 00:54:06,720
Speaker 1: old woman and I've been living without my two front teeth.

1049
00:54:06,719 --> 00:54:08,680
Speaker 1: I look like a six year old child in the

1050
00:54:08,719 --> 00:54:11,040
Speaker 1: body of a thirty one year old woman, truly. Only

1051
00:54:11,080 --> 00:54:13,400
Speaker 1: like my mom and my boyfriend know this. I've been

1052
00:54:13,480 --> 00:54:16,200
Speaker 1: hiding it from everyone I meet, all of my friends,

1053
00:54:16,200 --> 00:54:18,680
Speaker 1: all of my acquaintances. I have this fake set of

1054
00:54:18,719 --> 00:54:21,719
Speaker 1: teeth that I have to wear and it's really really stressful.

1055
00:54:22,160 --> 00:54:24,840
Speaker 1: I even dropped them on a Greek island in the

1056
00:54:24,840 --> 00:54:27,399
Speaker 1: middle of summer and snap them in half. Thank God

1057
00:54:27,480 --> 00:54:31,399
Speaker 1: for face masks. Honestly, I've had the infection in the bone.

1058
00:54:31,440 --> 00:54:33,520
Speaker 1: I have to get them replaced. But I just wanted

1059
00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:35,200
Speaker 1: to share that secret with you guys, so I can

1060
00:54:35,280 --> 00:54:37,799
Speaker 1: feel a bit a bit more empowered, but bit bit

1061
00:54:37,880 --> 00:54:40,759
Speaker 1: less fearful to be who I am. Like, see you

1062
00:54:40,760 --> 00:54:43,520
Speaker 1: guys in l A, all the swells, all of the love.

1063
00:54:43,840 --> 00:54:49,480
Speaker 1: Can't wait to meet my tribe. Way Oh my god, stuff,

1064
00:54:49,520 --> 00:54:54,200
Speaker 1: I freaking love you. Thank you so much for sharing that. Ah.

1065
00:54:54,239 --> 00:54:57,200
Speaker 1: I mean, I can't get over the voice, the rhythm

1066
00:54:57,280 --> 00:55:02,040
Speaker 1: of her voice, the honesty of her mouth, the honesty

1067
00:55:02,040 --> 00:55:05,719
Speaker 1: of her mouth. I love that She's so sweet and

1068
00:55:05,960 --> 00:55:09,160
Speaker 1: like that must feel freeing to just admit it and

1069
00:55:09,239 --> 00:55:12,040
Speaker 1: to say it into the world and think, oh my god,

1070
00:55:12,080 --> 00:55:14,279
Speaker 1: maybe it's gonna be out for thousands of people to

1071
00:55:14,320 --> 00:55:18,120
Speaker 1: hear this thing that I'm admitting. So congrats to you

1072
00:55:18,200 --> 00:55:21,000
Speaker 1: for just doing that. And what a new That's what

1073
00:55:21,080 --> 00:55:22,839
Speaker 1: a cool thing we can ask people to share their

1074
00:55:22,840 --> 00:55:26,200
Speaker 1: secrets with us. I love that Steph Steff you just

1075
00:55:26,239 --> 00:55:28,320
Speaker 1: like started as a new segment with us for fans.

1076
00:55:28,400 --> 00:55:30,160
Speaker 1: If you have a secret that you want to put

1077
00:55:30,160 --> 00:55:33,960
Speaker 1: out there, share it with us, and a little crass

1078
00:55:33,960 --> 00:55:37,200
Speaker 1: here you take it out for the blow job, because

1079
00:55:37,200 --> 00:55:39,640
Speaker 1: I think that could be a thing. I think it could.

1080
00:55:39,960 --> 00:55:42,040
Speaker 1: The other teeth like next to it could like be

1081
00:55:42,280 --> 00:55:45,040
Speaker 1: very sharp if they're not unless he has a penis.

1082
00:55:45,120 --> 00:55:47,160
Speaker 1: But but um, my dad actually had to have three

1083
00:55:47,360 --> 00:55:51,960
Speaker 1: teeth removed because of um a bone infection last week.

1084
00:55:52,480 --> 00:55:54,440
Speaker 1: And I don't know if I had talked about that,

1085
00:55:54,480 --> 00:55:57,080
Speaker 1: maybe that's why you were sharing that, but um, he

1086
00:55:57,160 --> 00:56:00,000
Speaker 1: now has he had his front front three teeth removed,

1087
00:56:00,080 --> 00:56:02,399
Speaker 1: didn't was very insecure about it, and has to wait

1088
00:56:02,440 --> 00:56:04,560
Speaker 1: four months for it to get made stuff. I'm wondering

1089
00:56:04,600 --> 00:56:09,360
Speaker 1: when you'll get your teeth put in. But like, um, yeah, bone,

1090
00:56:09,400 --> 00:56:11,920
Speaker 1: your bone infections not your fault. Even if it's like

1091
00:56:11,920 --> 00:56:14,239
Speaker 1: because you didn't floss, that's still not your fault. You

1092
00:56:14,320 --> 00:56:17,680
Speaker 1: just didn't prioritize flossing because of things that lead you

1093
00:56:17,760 --> 00:56:20,080
Speaker 1: to not care about that as much, and it's not

1094
00:56:20,120 --> 00:56:24,080
Speaker 1: your fault either. So um, I'm so sorry that you

1095
00:56:24,440 --> 00:56:26,759
Speaker 1: are insecure about that, and I'm grateful for you that

1096
00:56:26,800 --> 00:56:31,360
Speaker 1: you got to have the masks situation as well, and um, yeah,

1097
00:56:31,440 --> 00:56:34,200
Speaker 1: I I would honestly think it's cool if I met

1098
00:56:34,239 --> 00:56:36,239
Speaker 1: a thirty one year old woman who didn't have front

1099
00:56:36,280 --> 00:56:40,759
Speaker 1: teeth and like was just like, I just like, you know,

1100
00:56:41,280 --> 00:56:43,719
Speaker 1: my bone infection. I'm just waiting, Like I think it's

1101
00:56:43,719 --> 00:56:46,799
Speaker 1: something that I hope this first step can take you

1102
00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:49,560
Speaker 1: to a place where you can maybe like be light

1103
00:56:49,600 --> 00:56:51,600
Speaker 1: with yourself about it and like gentle with yourself and

1104
00:56:51,640 --> 00:56:53,399
Speaker 1: be able to like kind of make fun of it.

1105
00:56:53,520 --> 00:56:57,760
Speaker 1: And our friend stab Rose he was missing it too,

1106
00:56:58,400 --> 00:56:59,960
Speaker 1: and he was gonna get replaced and then he just

1107
00:57:00,160 --> 00:57:04,680
Speaker 1: like check out stavros Helcius. Uh sorry, what was her

1108
00:57:04,719 --> 00:57:09,680
Speaker 1: name against seth Um, I think he's but to it.

1109
00:57:09,680 --> 00:57:14,080
Speaker 1: It's stavy baby on Instagram. And he he was supposed

1110
00:57:14,080 --> 00:57:15,360
Speaker 1: to get to replace right away and then he just

1111
00:57:15,480 --> 00:57:17,760
Speaker 1: left it. And it became this charming thing and he

1112
00:57:17,840 --> 00:57:19,760
Speaker 1: got laid so much from it because it was just

1113
00:57:20,240 --> 00:57:23,200
Speaker 1: someone that's confident with no teeth. It does something to

1114
00:57:23,200 --> 00:57:24,640
Speaker 1: you as a woman to be like, this guy is

1115
00:57:24,840 --> 00:57:27,760
Speaker 1: no tooth. He should feel ashamed of that because based

1116
00:57:27,760 --> 00:57:31,000
Speaker 1: on what we think people should feel about not having teeth,

1117
00:57:31,040 --> 00:57:34,960
Speaker 1: But because he didn't care, it was so hot and

1118
00:57:35,080 --> 00:57:38,440
Speaker 1: step Um, I'm turned on by your vulnerability and your

1119
00:57:38,520 --> 00:57:42,080
Speaker 1: beautiful voice. And Um, I might not remember when we

1120
00:57:42,120 --> 00:57:45,160
Speaker 1: meet in l A that you're the stuff from Things,

1121
00:57:45,200 --> 00:57:47,520
Speaker 1: so just please you can just whisper and be like,

1122
00:57:47,600 --> 00:57:50,960
Speaker 1: I'm from I'm stuff from Berlin, and I'll remember. UM.

1123
00:57:51,080 --> 00:57:53,720
Speaker 1: Can't wait to meet you. Next. Next fan Trax. Okay,

1124
00:57:53,760 --> 00:57:58,320
Speaker 1: next one is from Grace, Hey, Nikki, Andrew and Noah.

1125
00:57:58,480 --> 00:58:02,680
Speaker 1: This is Grace um Denver Nikki. I have a ticket

1126
00:58:02,720 --> 00:58:05,080
Speaker 1: to your show coming up in a few weeks and

1127
00:58:05,200 --> 00:58:08,360
Speaker 1: I am super excited about it. But I had to

1128
00:58:08,400 --> 00:58:10,840
Speaker 1: call in today because I was at the truck store

1129
00:58:10,840 --> 00:58:15,040
Speaker 1: earlier and I needed a blending sponge for makeup, and

1130
00:58:15,080 --> 00:58:16,960
Speaker 1: I went to go and grab it and it was

1131
00:58:17,040 --> 00:58:20,919
Speaker 1: locked on the hook, and I was like, there's one

1132
00:58:20,960 --> 00:58:23,560
Speaker 1: guy working at this Walgreens. I don't want to have

1133
00:58:23,640 --> 00:58:29,960
Speaker 1: him come unlock this blending sponge. It's so I was like,

1134
00:58:30,080 --> 00:58:33,680
Speaker 1: this is exactly what Nikki was talking about. I'm gonna

1135
00:58:33,720 --> 00:58:36,120
Speaker 1: buy it. It's fine. I'm going to buy the blending sponge.

1136
00:58:36,320 --> 00:58:40,240
Speaker 1: And so I just ripped it and I walked around

1137
00:58:40,240 --> 00:58:42,560
Speaker 1: the store and I did the rest of my shopping

1138
00:58:42,600 --> 00:58:46,320
Speaker 1: and I checked out and everything was fine, so good,

1139
00:58:46,440 --> 00:58:49,000
Speaker 1: he said, helps me in that moment thinking and it

1140
00:58:49,040 --> 00:58:51,920
Speaker 1: made me long and I'm looking forward to the show

1141
00:58:52,600 --> 00:58:57,520
Speaker 1: all the wells. Hell yeah, I was wondering. I got

1142
00:58:57,600 --> 00:58:59,520
Speaker 1: so scared that she was going to get in trouble.

1143
00:58:59,560 --> 00:59:02,040
Speaker 1: I was like, no, no, please let this. I thought

1144
00:59:02,080 --> 00:59:03,720
Speaker 1: it was gonna be the Lime Scooter story. I was like,

1145
00:59:03,800 --> 00:59:06,479
Speaker 1: please let her survive. This was no no, no, yes.

1146
00:59:06,720 --> 00:59:08,840
Speaker 1: Oh that was a total no, no, no, yes. But

1147
00:59:08,920 --> 00:59:12,680
Speaker 1: also it was a yes yes, no no yes, because

1148
00:59:12,720 --> 00:59:14,400
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, just rip it. And then I'm like, wait,

1149
00:59:14,400 --> 00:59:18,320
Speaker 1: don't um, yeah, if you're gonna buy that ship, Like

1150
00:59:18,480 --> 00:59:20,800
Speaker 1: that's the thing. Like sometimes I go to a Starbucks

1151
00:59:20,840 --> 00:59:23,840
Speaker 1: and I start like, I just grab a drink that

1152
00:59:23,920 --> 00:59:25,680
Speaker 1: I know I'm going to get on mobile order, Like say,

1153
00:59:25,680 --> 00:59:27,240
Speaker 1: I'm waiting for the mobile and it's not ready yet,

1154
00:59:27,280 --> 00:59:29,840
Speaker 1: and I see the cooler. I'm like, sparkling water. I

1155
00:59:29,920 --> 00:59:31,520
Speaker 1: do the mobile order and I just grabbed the sparkling

1156
00:59:31,560 --> 00:59:34,480
Speaker 1: water and it looks like I'm stealing and everyone there

1157
00:59:34,520 --> 00:59:36,440
Speaker 1: might think I'm stealing, but I know I'm doing the

1158
00:59:36,520 --> 00:59:39,800
Speaker 1: right thing, so I'm okay with it, you know. Yeah, No,

1159
00:59:39,880 --> 00:59:43,240
Speaker 1: I think like, yeah, just RiPP and rip and go. Also,

1160
00:59:43,360 --> 00:59:45,760
Speaker 1: don't pay for it. Sometimes maybe if you rip it though,

1161
00:59:45,840 --> 00:59:48,320
Speaker 1: you'll go, oh man, I just got away with something

1162
00:59:48,320 --> 00:59:50,240
Speaker 1: that felt good. Let me just walk out of here

1163
00:59:50,280 --> 00:59:55,320
Speaker 1: with it. But don't do that. Please do not steal. Yeah, stealing.

1164
00:59:55,920 --> 00:59:58,200
Speaker 1: Maybe someone will write in and tell us their kleptomaniac.

1165
00:59:58,240 --> 01:00:00,920
Speaker 1: If you're an adult woman who's still steal leave us

1166
01:00:00,920 --> 01:00:03,919
Speaker 1: a message, or a woman who's still shoplifting, I will

1167
01:00:03,960 --> 01:00:05,880
Speaker 1: not judge you. Maybe you get it off your chest,

1168
01:00:05,880 --> 01:00:08,360
Speaker 1: it would help you stop doing it. But I think

1169
01:00:08,360 --> 01:00:10,240
Speaker 1: that if I never got caught shoplifting, I would still

1170
01:00:10,240 --> 01:00:14,040
Speaker 1: be doing it. Just blur out your voice. Yeah wait,

1171
01:00:14,040 --> 01:00:16,040
Speaker 1: oh I'm sitting on just kidding. Oh my god. Whenever

1172
01:00:16,080 --> 01:00:18,080
Speaker 1: I said on my mom's just kidding itself, like her

1173
01:00:18,160 --> 01:00:21,400
Speaker 1: voice is coming from my ass and I wasn't it

1174
01:00:21,480 --> 01:00:25,240
Speaker 1: really did? Okay? Next father x all right. Next one

1175
01:00:25,320 --> 01:00:32,120
Speaker 1: is from Lee Anne, Hey, Nikky, Andrew and No a

1176
01:00:32,120 --> 01:00:35,360
Speaker 1: longtime listener here since the U updates. First, I just

1177
01:00:35,400 --> 01:00:37,720
Speaker 1: want to thank you guys so much for doing this podcast.

1178
01:00:37,760 --> 01:00:39,760
Speaker 1: I listened every single day on my way to and

1179
01:00:39,840 --> 01:00:42,760
Speaker 1: from work. I have an ssd J that is an

1180
01:00:42,760 --> 01:00:46,280
Speaker 1: hour drive and I used to be so nervous driving

1181
01:00:46,320 --> 01:00:48,600
Speaker 1: on the two lane highway to get there. Nikki, I'm

1182
01:00:48,640 --> 01:00:51,640
Speaker 1: just so relate to your fear. But actually now I

1183
01:00:51,680 --> 01:00:53,800
Speaker 1: look forward to the drive because I get to listen

1184
01:00:53,840 --> 01:00:57,080
Speaker 1: to you guys. So I have a quick story. I

1185
01:00:57,160 --> 01:01:00,360
Speaker 1: was at work the other day, UM and my S

1186
01:01:00,480 --> 01:01:03,360
Speaker 1: S d J. Very quiet office. There's only a few

1187
01:01:03,400 --> 01:01:05,080
Speaker 1: people in there. I can't even eat my launch in

1188
01:01:05,080 --> 01:01:06,840
Speaker 1: there because you would be able to hear me crunching

1189
01:01:06,840 --> 01:01:09,640
Speaker 1: on my shred. Let throw back to episode twenty one.

1190
01:01:10,120 --> 01:01:12,040
Speaker 1: So I took my air pods out of my case

1191
01:01:12,720 --> 01:01:14,440
Speaker 1: the other day to listen to music. And you know

1192
01:01:14,480 --> 01:01:18,000
Speaker 1: how sometimes it will like disconnect to reconnect to your phone,

1193
01:01:18,120 --> 01:01:21,480
Speaker 1: and your phone speaker will play something out loud. So

1194
01:01:21,640 --> 01:01:25,440
Speaker 1: I just hear in my dead silent office why do

1195
01:01:25,560 --> 01:01:30,560
Speaker 1: I care? And it was so loud my phone was

1196
01:01:30,600 --> 01:01:33,200
Speaker 1: literally on the top volume. I just kind of played

1197
01:01:33,240 --> 01:01:35,840
Speaker 1: it off, said sorry to be old lady behind me

1198
01:01:35,880 --> 01:01:38,280
Speaker 1: because she was laughing, and I really hope that she's

1199
01:01:38,280 --> 01:01:41,400
Speaker 1: seperately in Bestie. It was so funny. Um, I have

1200
01:01:41,440 --> 01:01:44,720
Speaker 1: a quick miss Coonnancias story as well. My boyfriend's reading

1201
01:01:44,720 --> 01:01:49,080
Speaker 1: off some salt flavors and he accidentally said Popia instead

1202
01:01:49,080 --> 01:01:51,440
Speaker 1: of Papaya. So now I always think of you guys

1203
01:01:51,480 --> 01:01:54,840
Speaker 1: like I see the word all right, love you guys.

1204
01:01:54,840 --> 01:01:58,400
Speaker 1: I'll see you in ben Salem, Nicky and Andrew. Where

1205
01:01:58,480 --> 01:02:05,959
Speaker 1: is he going? Where was it to Salem on Winston Sale,

1206
01:02:06,080 --> 01:02:09,440
Speaker 1: I don't know, North Carolina. I didn't catch it, but

1207
01:02:09,480 --> 01:02:11,120
Speaker 1: you'll see her. I didn't catch it either, but we'll see.

1208
01:02:11,320 --> 01:02:13,400
Speaker 1: Just tell us next time and maybe I'll listen to

1209
01:02:13,400 --> 01:02:17,800
Speaker 1: it on the replay. Um so love all the first

1210
01:02:17,800 --> 01:02:20,240
Speaker 1: of all s s DJ and the shred let and

1211
01:02:20,320 --> 01:02:24,440
Speaker 1: the just so many references in there. She also gave

1212
01:02:24,480 --> 01:02:25,760
Speaker 1: you a kiss at the end. I don't know if

1213
01:02:25,800 --> 01:02:31,200
Speaker 1: you heard that. She did my kiss kiss. I kissed

1214
01:02:31,240 --> 01:02:33,080
Speaker 1: the mike today. I think it was Luigi's head. I

1215
01:02:33,120 --> 01:02:35,760
Speaker 1: literally petting Luigi and I was just like, I was

1216
01:02:35,760 --> 01:02:38,320
Speaker 1: just like, and I did it twice. We're gonna put

1217
01:02:38,360 --> 01:02:40,479
Speaker 1: it on the Instagram because it was before the show

1218
01:02:40,560 --> 01:02:43,600
Speaker 1: was really weird. Um so many things to say there.

1219
01:02:43,960 --> 01:02:47,840
Speaker 1: I hate when it accidentally is playing loud and people

1220
01:02:47,920 --> 01:02:49,560
Speaker 1: for a second think that I'm one of those people

1221
01:02:49,600 --> 01:02:54,600
Speaker 1: who listens to my stuff loudly. You know, I care.

1222
01:02:54,760 --> 01:02:57,680
Speaker 1: I mean, I was thinking it could have been me crying.

1223
01:02:59,360 --> 01:03:01,720
Speaker 1: That's always my experience. It's me being like and I

1224
01:03:01,800 --> 01:03:04,160
Speaker 1: was direct, like when I was eighteen, and people are like, oh,

1225
01:03:04,280 --> 01:03:07,200
Speaker 1: shut the funk up, or like I just don't feel

1226
01:03:07,200 --> 01:03:10,560
Speaker 1: pretty today and my day big, big, big day gate gate.

1227
01:03:11,080 --> 01:03:15,120
Speaker 1: Um that is uh yeah, I hate when that happens,

1228
01:03:15,240 --> 01:03:17,440
Speaker 1: and um, I'm so sorry you have an s s

1229
01:03:17,520 --> 01:03:20,800
Speaker 1: d J to everyone out there who has a soul sucking,

1230
01:03:21,240 --> 01:03:26,520
Speaker 1: soul sucking um desk job, day job, desk job, No,

1231
01:03:26,600 --> 01:03:28,200
Speaker 1: I think it's death job, but I think maybe day

1232
01:03:28,240 --> 01:03:31,000
Speaker 1: job fits too in case you're not a desk Some

1233
01:03:31,040 --> 01:03:33,080
Speaker 1: people just work at a grocerate whatever, it's something that's

1234
01:03:33,120 --> 01:03:37,600
Speaker 1: soul sucking um shout out to you, like not everyone

1235
01:03:37,680 --> 01:03:40,520
Speaker 1: has to have a career that fulfills them and gives

1236
01:03:40,520 --> 01:03:43,520
Speaker 1: them purpose. I think that there's so much of those

1237
01:03:43,600 --> 01:03:45,800
Speaker 1: jobs that can make you feel like you're not succeeding

1238
01:03:45,800 --> 01:03:50,800
Speaker 1: in life. Some people don't live to work, they work

1239
01:03:50,920 --> 01:03:54,080
Speaker 1: to live, and I think that that's we need people

1240
01:03:54,160 --> 01:03:55,960
Speaker 1: to do ss d j's. And that's not to say

1241
01:03:55,960 --> 01:03:58,120
Speaker 1: like just stay in your position and never strive for

1242
01:03:58,160 --> 01:04:03,640
Speaker 1: something more like obviously follow your heart, but um, if

1243
01:04:03,640 --> 01:04:05,360
Speaker 1: you if you can have an s s DJ that

1244
01:04:05,400 --> 01:04:06,880
Speaker 1: someone else might look out and be like, I could

1245
01:04:06,920 --> 01:04:08,680
Speaker 1: never do that. That would be hell. You might be

1246
01:04:08,680 --> 01:04:10,960
Speaker 1: able to enjoy yourself. There's certain jobs I've had in

1247
01:04:10,960 --> 01:04:13,800
Speaker 1: the in the past where I go, you know, if

1248
01:04:13,800 --> 01:04:16,880
Speaker 1: I didn't, if the things I love wouldn't have afforded

1249
01:04:16,920 --> 01:04:19,600
Speaker 1: me a career like comedy. Like if I was into

1250
01:04:20,200 --> 01:04:21,800
Speaker 1: I don't know, paint by numbers and I'm like, I

1251
01:04:21,840 --> 01:04:24,800
Speaker 1: can't monetize this, I might be able to have an

1252
01:04:24,880 --> 01:04:27,960
Speaker 1: s There's certain ssdj is that would have really behooved me.

1253
01:04:28,760 --> 01:04:31,640
Speaker 1: Final thought, um Chris and I ran into one of

1254
01:04:31,840 --> 01:04:35,000
Speaker 1: you know, the woman that UM cleans the like she's

1255
01:04:35,040 --> 01:04:38,720
Speaker 1: an older woman who is probably in their fifties the

1256
01:04:38,800 --> 01:04:42,439
Speaker 1: apartment and she she claims our apartment building and she's

1257
01:04:42,520 --> 01:04:45,400
Speaker 1: so cute, and some days I just like I feel

1258
01:04:45,400 --> 01:04:48,080
Speaker 1: sorry for her because I'm like, she should be retired.

1259
01:04:48,840 --> 01:04:51,240
Speaker 1: She has to clean up after like people, like she's

1260
01:04:51,320 --> 01:04:53,560
Speaker 1: cleaning our floor. She probably couldn't afford to live here

1261
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Speaker 1: with the money she's making. And I'm saying probably as

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01:04:56,080 --> 01:04:58,000
Speaker 1: in like I know, with the amount of money she's making,

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01:04:58,040 --> 01:05:00,360
Speaker 1: she couldn't And it's like that must suck and I

1264
01:05:00,400 --> 01:05:02,520
Speaker 1: was with Kirsten and I was like, you know, I

1265
01:05:02,560 --> 01:05:05,600
Speaker 1: always try to be so nice to her, the build

1266
01:05:05,640 --> 01:05:10,160
Speaker 1: it she don't. I wish that would be the best

1267
01:05:10,040 --> 01:05:12,800
Speaker 1: story that would have been, that would have been a no, no, yes,

1268
01:05:12,840 --> 01:05:18,120
Speaker 1: oh my god. But I was getting an elevator and I,

1269
01:05:18,040 --> 01:05:20,120
Speaker 1: I mean Chris and I had just seen her and

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01:05:20,560 --> 01:05:22,600
Speaker 1: she she said something to Luigi and it was a

1271
01:05:22,640 --> 01:05:24,680
Speaker 1: sweet little interaction. But she just seems sad to me.

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01:05:24,720 --> 01:05:26,920
Speaker 1: And she's never listening to headphones like I could always

1273
01:05:26,920 --> 01:05:29,000
Speaker 1: go like she could listen some podcast all day. She's

1274
01:05:29,000 --> 01:05:30,840
Speaker 1: just like in her own mind, and to me that

1275
01:05:30,880 --> 01:05:33,400
Speaker 1: would be I'm like, I hope when i'm her age,

1276
01:05:33,440 --> 01:05:34,960
Speaker 1: I'm not doing that. But at the same time, I

1277
01:05:34,960 --> 01:05:36,680
Speaker 1: go Chris and I just feel so sad for her,

1278
01:05:36,680 --> 01:05:39,120
Speaker 1: like it actually, I'm starting to like almost be like

1279
01:05:39,160 --> 01:05:40,840
Speaker 1: it's hard for me to look at her like that

1280
01:05:40,920 --> 01:05:43,240
Speaker 1: kind of bullshit, you know, like I wish I didn't

1281
01:05:43,280 --> 01:05:45,120
Speaker 1: have to see her because it makes me sad. And

1282
01:05:45,120 --> 01:05:47,800
Speaker 1: then I get Christie goes. I don't know, I just

1283
01:05:47,840 --> 01:05:50,280
Speaker 1: like to think that maybe she loves it, like why

1284
01:05:50,360 --> 01:05:52,920
Speaker 1: do we have to ascribe so much meaning to her

1285
01:05:52,960 --> 01:05:56,800
Speaker 1: life that like she's miserable, Like what A like, if

1286
01:05:56,840 --> 01:05:58,800
Speaker 1: I were her, I would hate if people pitied me.

1287
01:05:59,200 --> 01:06:01,080
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh my god, you're so right,

1288
01:06:01,160 --> 01:06:04,600
Speaker 1: Like I don't need to feel that way about her. Um, yes,

1289
01:06:04,640 --> 01:06:06,520
Speaker 1: I can appreciate what she does and know that it's

1290
01:06:06,560 --> 01:06:08,160
Speaker 1: something I wouldn't want to do, and so I should

1291
01:06:08,160 --> 01:06:10,960
Speaker 1: give extra you know, I'm going to tip at Christmas

1292
01:06:11,040 --> 01:06:14,160
Speaker 1: and and smile and try to come have a conversation

1293
01:06:14,200 --> 01:06:16,560
Speaker 1: and show my gratitude to her to her, but the

1294
01:06:16,640 --> 01:06:18,480
Speaker 1: sense of pity is not one that I need to

1295
01:06:18,520 --> 01:06:22,200
Speaker 1: have from her, because Christ's like, maybe she gets feels

1296
01:06:22,200 --> 01:06:25,400
Speaker 1: good after seeing a clean carpet and and maybe it's

1297
01:06:25,400 --> 01:06:27,480
Speaker 1: meditated for her to vacuum. She goes, I don't know.

1298
01:06:27,480 --> 01:06:29,840
Speaker 1: When I see people doing jobs that you know, on

1299
01:06:29,880 --> 01:06:32,320
Speaker 1: the outside suck, I just like to think maybe they

1300
01:06:32,440 --> 01:06:35,720
Speaker 1: enjoy it. And I don't need to because because Krison

1301
01:06:35,800 --> 01:06:37,440
Speaker 1: just said, I would hate if someone looked at my

1302
01:06:37,520 --> 01:06:40,280
Speaker 1: life and said that's poor girl, Like I, that's so

1303
01:06:40,320 --> 01:06:42,960
Speaker 1: sad she has to do that, And I was like, wow,

1304
01:06:42,960 --> 01:06:45,400
Speaker 1: that really I needed to hear that from my conversations

1305
01:06:45,440 --> 01:06:48,240
Speaker 1: with her. While I'm hitting the elevator button as fast

1306
01:06:48,280 --> 01:06:50,520
Speaker 1: as I can so she can't get in. But I

1307
01:06:52,840 --> 01:06:55,200
Speaker 1: throwing your trash on the floor and get that, get

1308
01:06:55,280 --> 01:06:58,200
Speaker 1: that you missed a spot and you make it. But

1309
01:06:58,440 --> 01:07:01,720
Speaker 1: I really do value her. Um No, but like honestly,

1310
01:07:01,760 --> 01:07:05,160
Speaker 1: like I uh when she she doesn't ever have had

1311
01:07:05,240 --> 01:07:08,880
Speaker 1: because she actually loves conversation. And I think like we

1312
01:07:08,920 --> 01:07:10,320
Speaker 1: look at it like, oh my god, I can leave

1313
01:07:10,320 --> 01:07:12,560
Speaker 1: your in your own brain, But she probably likes it

1314
01:07:12,600 --> 01:07:14,960
Speaker 1: because she can talk to people in community and she

1315
01:07:15,000 --> 01:07:18,320
Speaker 1: doesn't feel like invisible. That's what we do. We like

1316
01:07:18,840 --> 01:07:21,720
Speaker 1: make these people invisible a lot of times because we

1317
01:07:21,760 --> 01:07:24,720
Speaker 1: can't handle the sadness that we think they're yes, and

1318
01:07:24,760 --> 01:07:27,400
Speaker 1: that's what you know. I had a I was talking about.

1319
01:07:27,880 --> 01:07:29,720
Speaker 1: I forget what was talking about on stage, but there

1320
01:07:29,760 --> 01:07:31,640
Speaker 1: was a few weeks ago a woman a wheelchair raised

1321
01:07:31,680 --> 01:07:36,880
Speaker 1: her hand in the middle of my show. That's so funny.

1322
01:07:37,480 --> 01:07:40,920
Speaker 1: I should have said that, but I I go, and

1323
01:07:40,960 --> 01:07:42,560
Speaker 1: at first, when I go, are you raising your hand?

1324
01:07:42,600 --> 01:07:44,400
Speaker 1: I didn't see she was in a wheelchair. And then

1325
01:07:44,400 --> 01:07:46,040
Speaker 1: I saw she was in wheelchair, and I thought that

1326
01:07:46,120 --> 01:07:49,640
Speaker 1: her hand waving was maybe like a physical disability of

1327
01:07:49,680 --> 01:07:51,560
Speaker 1: like she was kind of like thrashing in her chair

1328
01:07:52,000 --> 01:07:53,760
Speaker 1: because of whatever she was dealing with that put her

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01:07:53,760 --> 01:07:55,840
Speaker 1: in a wheelchair. So I described all this meaning on, oh,

1330
01:07:55,840 --> 01:07:58,000
Speaker 1: she's a wheelchair. Maybe she's not raising her hand. Maybe

1331
01:07:58,000 --> 01:08:00,200
Speaker 1: I'm calling on someone who's just having a tip of

1332
01:08:00,280 --> 01:08:02,320
Speaker 1: some sort that they can't help. And then I and

1333
01:08:02,360 --> 01:08:03,560
Speaker 1: then all of a sudden, I'm like, oh, wait, she

1334
01:08:03,640 --> 01:08:05,520
Speaker 1: is raising her und Like what's what's up. She's like

1335
01:08:06,280 --> 01:08:08,840
Speaker 1: I want to say two things. And I'm like okay,

1336
01:08:08,960 --> 01:08:10,600
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh, dear god. Because I was just

1337
01:08:10,640 --> 01:08:15,680
Speaker 1: talking about something offensive, a little bit offensive, molestations something,

1338
01:08:15,720 --> 01:08:18,599
Speaker 1: and I was like, what's this gonna be. She's like, well,

1339
01:08:18,680 --> 01:08:22,439
Speaker 1: as a woman in a wheelchair, I do feel invisible.

1340
01:08:22,439 --> 01:08:24,320
Speaker 1: Because I had made a joke about dogs and wheelchairs.

1341
01:08:24,320 --> 01:08:26,320
Speaker 1: You can go dogs and wheelchairs are great because you

1342
01:08:26,360 --> 01:08:28,720
Speaker 1: can go, oh my god, as wheels were like, look

1343
01:08:28,720 --> 01:08:30,400
Speaker 1: at it. You can take a pigture and go what happened?

1344
01:08:30,400 --> 01:08:33,160
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's so cute. Look, But with people

1345
01:08:33,160 --> 01:08:36,040
Speaker 1: and wheelchairs, you just have to go like you're the same.

1346
01:08:36,920 --> 01:08:40,200
Speaker 1: I don't see it, and it's like that doesn't help anyone. Yeah,

1347
01:08:40,200 --> 01:08:42,519
Speaker 1: I always go I don't see wheels, but it's like,

1348
01:08:42,640 --> 01:08:45,680
Speaker 1: yes you do. That's not that's making them feel And

1349
01:08:45,760 --> 01:08:48,320
Speaker 1: she said, I like this woman's wheelchair, and I don't.

1350
01:08:48,320 --> 01:08:51,400
Speaker 1: She doesn't speak for everyone in wheelchairs. Um, but she

1351
01:08:51,520 --> 01:08:53,839
Speaker 1: said that I like when people ask me what happened.

1352
01:08:54,240 --> 01:08:56,280
Speaker 1: And she was in a motorcycle accident years ago with

1353
01:08:56,320 --> 01:09:00,240
Speaker 1: her boyfriend, and so she has I guess, more interesting

1354
01:09:00,280 --> 01:09:04,400
Speaker 1: story then maybe, or you know interesting in quotes then

1355
01:09:04,439 --> 01:09:08,479
Speaker 1: someone who was maybe born with a congenitive congenital genial

1356
01:09:08,760 --> 01:09:10,800
Speaker 1: gener I don't know a disease that they were born with.

1357
01:09:10,840 --> 01:09:13,400
Speaker 1: It to them in liture, that's maybe. But I think

1358
01:09:13,439 --> 01:09:15,960
Speaker 1: that people in wheelchair and I goes, so if I'm

1359
01:09:15,960 --> 01:09:17,479
Speaker 1: in line in the grocery store and I see you

1360
01:09:17,720 --> 01:09:20,800
Speaker 1: at self checkout or whatever, I can go, what's what's

1361
01:09:20,840 --> 01:09:23,200
Speaker 1: what happened to you? And that wouldn't offend you? And

1362
01:09:23,240 --> 01:09:26,080
Speaker 1: she's like no, And I'm like, Okay, I don't know

1363
01:09:26,160 --> 01:09:27,759
Speaker 1: if I'm gonna be able to do that to people,

1364
01:09:28,080 --> 01:09:30,960
Speaker 1: but I know the answer for people who are maybe

1365
01:09:31,040 --> 01:09:35,439
Speaker 1: morbidly obese, or have facial disfigurements, or are little people

1366
01:09:35,680 --> 01:09:38,599
Speaker 1: or in reel, just anything that physically makes them stand out,

1367
01:09:39,080 --> 01:09:41,400
Speaker 1: the answer is not not looking at them. You wanted

1368
01:09:41,560 --> 01:09:45,920
Speaker 1: a difference to me, she was in an accident. She

1369
01:09:45,920 --> 01:09:48,200
Speaker 1: she has a story. She has once she has a story.

1370
01:09:48,760 --> 01:09:52,479
Speaker 1: Maybe she wasn't driving. I'm saying she didn't. Maybe they

1371
01:09:52,560 --> 01:09:55,280
Speaker 1: drove recklessly which led to the acts. Would be a

1372
01:09:55,280 --> 01:09:58,920
Speaker 1: story that someone wouldn't want to tell if I happened

1373
01:09:58,920 --> 01:10:00,719
Speaker 1: to you. What would be something is saying if someone's

1374
01:10:00,760 --> 01:10:03,240
Speaker 1: like morbidly obese, they just can't. I don't say that

1375
01:10:03,720 --> 01:10:07,680
Speaker 1: someone who's more with what happened to you? What I'm saying, though,

1376
01:10:08,400 --> 01:10:10,960
Speaker 1: in my eyes, what do you mean? No, I'm just

1377
01:10:10,960 --> 01:10:14,360
Speaker 1: saying about people that have something going on that you go, oh,

1378
01:10:14,439 --> 01:10:17,639
Speaker 1: that's diff that that stands out. You know, someone who's

1379
01:10:17,640 --> 01:10:20,000
Speaker 1: who's morbidly obese might stand out in a crowd of

1380
01:10:20,040 --> 01:10:23,560
Speaker 1: people who aren't like and and your first reaction would be,

1381
01:10:23,560 --> 01:10:24,960
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna look at them, because they're gonna think

1382
01:10:24,960 --> 01:10:26,519
Speaker 1: I'm making fun of them if I look at them,

1383
01:10:26,600 --> 01:10:29,160
Speaker 1: or I'm judging them. But truly, you're just looking at

1384
01:10:29,200 --> 01:10:31,599
Speaker 1: them like you wouldn't any other person. And I feel

1385
01:10:32,000 --> 01:10:34,920
Speaker 1: the literature I've read from fat people who have written

1386
01:10:34,960 --> 01:10:37,360
Speaker 1: about the fat experience is that a lot of times

1387
01:10:37,360 --> 01:10:39,920
Speaker 1: they feel invisible because people are trying to be polite

1388
01:10:39,960 --> 01:10:43,000
Speaker 1: by not looking at them, but it in instead it

1389
01:10:43,000 --> 01:10:46,320
Speaker 1: makes them feel like they're not even there and they're ignored.

1390
01:10:46,439 --> 01:10:50,400
Speaker 1: So it's it's like the attention they get is always

1391
01:10:50,400 --> 01:10:52,920
Speaker 1: negative because it's the people that go, oh, are laughing,

1392
01:10:53,080 --> 01:10:55,040
Speaker 1: and then the people that are decent who wouldn't ever

1393
01:10:55,080 --> 01:10:57,479
Speaker 1: do that, don't even look at them, So all they're

1394
01:10:57,520 --> 01:11:00,800
Speaker 1: getting is attention that's negative instead of just being looked

1395
01:11:00,840 --> 01:11:02,840
Speaker 1: at like a normal human. I think, I think, I

1396
01:11:02,880 --> 01:11:06,439
Speaker 1: guess if you're asking, you know, what's the story behind this,

1397
01:11:06,600 --> 01:11:09,400
Speaker 1: Like if someone's in a wheelchair, it could it could

1398
01:11:09,400 --> 01:11:11,760
Speaker 1: be i'm too fat to walk, well that too, but

1399
01:11:11,840 --> 01:11:15,560
Speaker 1: it could also just be seen as like, oh, what's

1400
01:11:15,600 --> 01:11:18,519
Speaker 1: what's what happened to this? Why you're why this negative

1401
01:11:18,560 --> 01:11:21,840
Speaker 1: thing is happening to your life? Like that? But I mean,

1402
01:11:21,840 --> 01:11:23,759
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm saying she didn't speak for everyone a wheelchair.

1403
01:11:23,800 --> 01:11:25,400
Speaker 1: That was just her experience. I would like to hear

1404
01:11:25,400 --> 01:11:27,200
Speaker 1: from people who might be handicapped or have some kind

1405
01:11:27,200 --> 01:11:30,320
Speaker 1: of physical disability, if you mind, when children who don't

1406
01:11:30,320 --> 01:11:32,360
Speaker 1: have a filter, who are generally the people that go

1407
01:11:32,439 --> 01:11:35,120
Speaker 1: what happened to you? But like I remember seeing that

1408
01:11:35,120 --> 01:11:37,360
Speaker 1: guy in the Cayman Islands who had a gigantic scar

1409
01:11:37,479 --> 01:11:39,719
Speaker 1: on his leg and let's be he was able body babe,

1410
01:11:39,840 --> 01:11:43,200
Speaker 1: gigantic chunk taking out of his and I go, what

1411
01:11:43,240 --> 01:11:45,360
Speaker 1: the funk happened to you? And he goes, I was

1412
01:11:45,880 --> 01:11:49,920
Speaker 1: attacked by a bear and he I go, do people

1413
01:11:49,920 --> 01:11:51,240
Speaker 1: ask you about all the time? He goes no, And

1414
01:11:51,240 --> 01:11:53,120
Speaker 1: I'm like, but you're always wearing shorts. He's like, they

1415
01:11:53,160 --> 01:11:55,880
Speaker 1: just don't. I'm like, people see that, and that's a

1416
01:11:55,880 --> 01:11:59,120
Speaker 1: good story people should be asking. There's and it's not

1417
01:11:59,200 --> 01:12:00,960
Speaker 1: your fault. If you're a beast, it's not your fault.

1418
01:12:01,000 --> 01:12:02,920
Speaker 1: If you're in a wheelchair, it's not your fault. If

1419
01:12:02,960 --> 01:12:06,000
Speaker 1: you were in a drunk driving accident that caused like that,

1420
01:12:06,080 --> 01:12:09,759
Speaker 1: you were the driver, like you didn't want that to happen.

1421
01:12:10,040 --> 01:12:13,880
Speaker 1: Maybe learn from it, but um yeah, even someone who's obese,

1422
01:12:13,920 --> 01:12:15,679
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not gonna go what happened to you?

1423
01:12:15,680 --> 01:12:18,040
Speaker 1: You were molested And so now you eat your feelings like, oh,

1424
01:12:18,120 --> 01:12:20,880
Speaker 1: cool story, Like there's always something you could there's always

1425
01:12:20,880 --> 01:12:23,680
Speaker 1: a story behind it, but it's never Oh you're just

1426
01:12:23,720 --> 01:12:26,360
Speaker 1: a lazy piece of ship to me, that's never the answer.

1427
01:12:26,479 --> 01:12:29,360
Speaker 1: And um, I just yeah, so I just I implore

1428
01:12:29,400 --> 01:12:31,880
Speaker 1: people to read about the fat experience because you can

1429
01:12:31,920 --> 01:12:34,679
Speaker 1: make or any experience that isn't your own, because it's

1430
01:12:34,720 --> 01:12:36,800
Speaker 1: just so it's so good to hear from people who

1431
01:12:37,040 --> 01:12:40,120
Speaker 1: you assume you know what's going on. You just you

1432
01:12:40,200 --> 01:12:42,880
Speaker 1: just don't like hearing from little people like how that

1433
01:12:43,000 --> 01:12:45,200
Speaker 1: is walking around as a little person, because so many

1434
01:12:45,240 --> 01:12:47,800
Speaker 1: people point you out. I've been with so many people

1435
01:12:47,920 --> 01:12:50,400
Speaker 1: go a little person, like people that are like scholars

1436
01:12:51,800 --> 01:12:55,240
Speaker 1: or oh my god, that guy's so tall. It's like, oh,

1437
01:12:55,320 --> 01:12:59,400
Speaker 1: they get it all the time. And story was in

1438
01:12:59,439 --> 01:13:05,280
Speaker 1: a UM elevator with Will Chamberlain and then guy goes, uh,

1439
01:13:05,439 --> 01:13:08,360
Speaker 1: how's the air up there to Will Chamberlain and Will

1440
01:13:08,439 --> 01:13:10,559
Speaker 1: Chamberlain spit on the top of the guy's head and

1441
01:13:10,560 --> 01:13:14,559
Speaker 1: he goes, it's raining, and you have aids now because

1442
01:13:14,560 --> 01:13:18,600
Speaker 1: I've slept with women and you can't get from So

1443
01:13:18,640 --> 01:13:22,920
Speaker 1: that's a other thing. And please don't cancel me. All right,

1444
01:13:23,080 --> 01:13:25,720
Speaker 1: thanks for listening to show you guys. We will be

1445
01:13:25,760 --> 01:13:30,479
Speaker 1: back to Monday to Monday, see you in UM. I'm

1446
01:13:30,479 --> 01:13:34,479
Speaker 1: gonna be in l AM. I just changed it. Yeah,

1447
01:13:34,880 --> 01:13:37,200
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be remote next week. We'll see you in

1448
01:13:37,240 --> 01:13:40,400
Speaker 1: Columbus this weekend and Huntington, New York, and then the

1449
01:13:40,439 --> 01:13:42,559
Speaker 1: next weekend we're gonna be in Los Angeles and San Diego.

1450
01:13:42,680 --> 01:13:45,880
Speaker 1: Hope you come to those shows, and then Denver and yeah,

1451
01:13:45,960 --> 01:13:47,720
Speaker 1: come with your teeth or without teeth. We'll see you there.

1452
01:13:47,720 --> 01:13:49,479
Speaker 1: Thank you for the fan Trex, keep them coming and

1453
01:13:49,520 --> 01:13:51,479
Speaker 1: we love you. And we're just getting alert because he

1454
01:13:51,520 --> 01:13:56,640
Speaker 1: knows it's coming. Uh, don't be cut and Jack, oh

1455
01:13:56,680 --> 01:13:58,200
Speaker 1: my god, I'm getting good at these