Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran.
Speaker 2: Phone tapping, All right, scary, what's your phone tap all about?
Speaker 1: Today?
Speaker 2: So Susannah wants to play a phone tap on her
Speaker 2: best friend Carmela, who lives a few doors away. Someone
Speaker 2: has been stealing Halloween decorations in the neighborhood, and Carmela
Speaker 2: suspects it might be the mail man. So Susannah calls
Speaker 2: Carmela to alert her that she just saw the postman
Speaker 2: do something suspicious. And I'm the postman. See what happens to.
Speaker 1: Carmela. I was just looking out the window and the
Speaker 1: guy's there. The postman's there. He's delivering the mail, and
Speaker 1: he's over from your own house. And he looks around
Speaker 1: and he starts taking down the skeleton and he'scussed in
Speaker 1: his back. I knew it, I knew. I told you this.
Speaker 1: That's one of the bitch stealing from us. Listen, you
Speaker 1: gotta get him on tape and walking a nail by. Now, well,
Speaker 1: he's coming here, it's coming up. It's coming up. Hell
Speaker 1: you what's up.
Speaker 2: There's a couple of pieces for you.
Speaker 1: Thank you, You're welcome, have a good day. Waits like
Speaker 1: s excuse me. Yeah, this is gonna sounds crazy, but
Speaker 1: my my friend, my friend wants to talk to you.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna rush.
Speaker 2: I'mkind of running lad on my route.
Speaker 1: You see. You wants to get going. He wants to
Speaker 1: go see a more things. Put right now, get away
Speaker 1: on the phone. Right now.
Speaker 2: He's really, really really holding me by the hand. What
Speaker 2: are you doing?
Speaker 1: Just take her.
Speaker 2: I'm not supposed to be getting involved in customers business.
Speaker 2: This is against the law.
Speaker 1: Hello, hello, hello, You're not supposed to be getting involved
Speaker 1: in customers This is a whippop. But you're doing stealing
Speaker 1: things off of people's property.
Speaker 2: What are you talking about?
Speaker 1: You have been stealing stuff on my house. Okay, I've
Speaker 1: been putting all these decorations out there and you've been
Speaker 1: taking the decorations. What decorations? I'm gonna have you fire.
Speaker 1: You're lucky. You're not going to get incarcerated. Okay, Hey, hey,
Speaker 1: chill acts. Don't you didn't tell me chill out. I
Speaker 1: live a few blocks down from when my first lists
Speaker 1: and I have the house with the scale claw and
Speaker 1: the pumpkins. You've been taking off my property little by little.
Speaker 2: This is like steer a lane over here. Why would
Speaker 2: anyone take anything from anybody.
Speaker 1: As a matter of fact, my friend just saw you
Speaker 1: stealing a skeleton from somebody's house.
Speaker 2: That was mine.
Speaker 1: I was can you even say that that is yours?
Speaker 1: You took it off of somebody else's.
Speaker 2: I borrowed it from me, and I was just taking
Speaker 2: it down because.
Speaker 1: I followed it from you. Okay, did you get that
Speaker 1: on video? Yeah? Yeah, I don't know what to say.
Speaker 2: Can I see your phone for a second.
Speaker 1: I don't give it. You do not give him the phone.
Speaker 1: You bunt your phone. I do not give the phone.
Speaker 1: That is true. What kind of wan life are you
Speaker 1: stealing from us? Where's my daughter's pumpkin?
Speaker 2: I took it you.
Speaker 1: You put it on the porch. You weren't caught in
Speaker 1: that project and she won, and it was for that project,
Speaker 1: and you took it away from it. Do you know
Speaker 1: what it's like? Cry?
Speaker 2: It was a beautiful jack o land.
Speaker 1: My daughter cry.
Speaker 2: It had one tooth, but I thought it was a
Speaker 2: work of art. It was beautifully painted. What I got
Speaker 2: drunk and tried to play baseball with it.
Speaker 1: I'm going to the post office right now. Who is
Speaker 1: your box?
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I have a problem I don't.
Speaker 1: Want to hear it. Who is your boss? Cliff Cliff?
Speaker 2: What Cliff Cleven?
Speaker 1: Where at a bar?
Speaker 2: He's usually sitting at a bar.
Speaker 1: Bar What bar? Cheers?
Speaker 2: It's in Boston.
Speaker 1: We're we're you talking about.
Speaker 2: Film before live studio audience.
Speaker 1: What are you laughing?
Speaker 2: Cheers?
Speaker 1: Surround with me, around with me?
Speaker 2: I am, and so is Susannah. My name is Scary
Speaker 2: Jones and melbs to read in the Morning Show. Carmela,
Speaker 2: you've been phone text what ding?
Speaker 1: Susannah? What are you? Wait a minute, what are you
Speaker 1: doing to her house?
Speaker 2: No, I'm a I'm at a radio station.
Speaker 1: I'm going to get you, you know, I want to
Speaker 1: get you right. The Elvis Duran phone tap.
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Speaker 2: all participates.
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