WEBVTT - The Postman is Stealing Halloween Decorations

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran.

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<v Speaker 2>Phone tapping, All right, scary, what's your phone tap all about?

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<v Speaker 1>Today?

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<v Speaker 2>So Susannah wants to play a phone tap on her

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<v Speaker 2>best friend Carmela, who lives a few doors away. Someone

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<v Speaker 2>has been stealing Halloween decorations in the neighborhood, and Carmela

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<v Speaker 2>suspects it might be the mail man. So Susannah calls

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<v Speaker 2>Carmela to alert her that she just saw the postman

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<v Speaker 2>do something suspicious. And I'm the postman. See what happens to.

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<v Speaker 1>Carmela. I was just looking out the window and the

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<v Speaker 1>guy's there. The postman's there. He's delivering the mail, and

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<v Speaker 1>he's over from your own house. And he looks around

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<v Speaker 1>and he starts taking down the skeleton and he'scussed in

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<v Speaker 1>his back. I knew it, I knew. I told you this.

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<v Speaker 1>That's one of the bitch stealing from us. Listen, you

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<v Speaker 1>gotta get him on tape and walking a nail by. Now, well,

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<v Speaker 1>he's coming here, it's coming up. It's coming up. Hell

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<v Speaker 1>you what's up.

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<v Speaker 2>There's a couple of pieces for you.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, You're welcome, have a good day. Waits like

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<v Speaker 1>s excuse me. Yeah, this is gonna sounds crazy, but

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<v Speaker 1>my my friend, my friend wants to talk to you.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna rush.

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<v Speaker 2>I'mkind of running lad on my route.

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<v Speaker 1>You see. You wants to get going. He wants to

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<v Speaker 1>go see a more things. Put right now, get away

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<v Speaker 1>on the phone. Right now.

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<v Speaker 2>He's really, really really holding me by the hand. What

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<v Speaker 2>are you doing?

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<v Speaker 1>Just take her.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not supposed to be getting involved in customers business.

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<v Speaker 2>This is against the law.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, hello, hello, You're not supposed to be getting involved

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<v Speaker 1>in customers This is a whippop. But you're doing stealing

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<v Speaker 1>things off of people's property.

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<v Speaker 2>What are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 1>You have been stealing stuff on my house. Okay, I've

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<v Speaker 1>been putting all these decorations out there and you've been

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<v Speaker 1>taking the decorations. What decorations? I'm gonna have you fire.

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<v Speaker 1>You're lucky. You're not going to get incarcerated. Okay, Hey, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>chill acts. Don't you didn't tell me chill out. I

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<v Speaker 1>live a few blocks down from when my first lists

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<v Speaker 1>and I have the house with the scale claw and

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<v Speaker 1>the pumpkins. You've been taking off my property little by little.

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<v Speaker 2>This is like steer a lane over here. Why would

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<v Speaker 2>anyone take anything from anybody.

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<v Speaker 1>As a matter of fact, my friend just saw you

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<v Speaker 1>stealing a skeleton from somebody's house.

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<v Speaker 2>That was mine.

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<v Speaker 1>I was can you even say that that is yours?

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<v Speaker 1>You took it off of somebody else's.

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<v Speaker 2>I borrowed it from me, and I was just taking

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<v Speaker 2>it down because.

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<v Speaker 1>I followed it from you. Okay, did you get that

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<v Speaker 1>on video? Yeah? Yeah, I don't know what to say.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I see your phone for a second.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't give it. You do not give him the phone.

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<v Speaker 1>You bunt your phone. I do not give the phone.

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<v Speaker 1>That is true. What kind of wan life are you

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<v Speaker 1>stealing from us? Where's my daughter's pumpkin?

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<v Speaker 2>I took it you.

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<v Speaker 1>You put it on the porch. You weren't caught in

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<v Speaker 1>that project and she won, and it was for that project,

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<v Speaker 1>and you took it away from it. Do you know

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<v Speaker 1>what it's like? Cry?

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<v Speaker 2>It was a beautiful jack o land.

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<v Speaker 1>My daughter cry.

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<v Speaker 2>It had one tooth, but I thought it was a

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<v Speaker 2>work of art. It was beautifully painted. What I got

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<v Speaker 2>drunk and tried to play baseball with it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to the post office right now. Who is

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<v Speaker 1>your box?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, I have a problem I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>Want to hear it. Who is your boss? Cliff Cliff?

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<v Speaker 2>What Cliff Cleven?

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<v Speaker 1>Where at a bar?

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<v Speaker 2>He's usually sitting at a bar.

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<v Speaker 1>Bar What bar? Cheers?

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<v Speaker 2>It's in Boston.

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<v Speaker 1>We're we're you talking about.

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<v Speaker 2>Film before live studio audience.

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<v Speaker 1>What are you laughing?

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<v Speaker 2>Cheers?

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<v Speaker 1>Surround with me, around with me?

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<v Speaker 2>I am, and so is Susannah. My name is Scary

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<v Speaker 2>Jones and melbs to read in the Morning Show. Carmela,

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<v Speaker 2>you've been phone text what ding?

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<v Speaker 1>Susannah? What are you? Wait a minute, what are you

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<v Speaker 1>doing to her house?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I'm a I'm at a radio station.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to get you, you know, I want to

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<v Speaker 1>get you right. The Elvis Duran phone tap.

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<v Speaker 2>This phone tap was pre recorded with permission granted by

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<v Speaker 2>all participates.

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<v Speaker 1>The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in

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<v Speaker 1>the Morning Show