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Speaker 1: Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's

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Speaker 1: my strawberry letter for today, and the subject is you

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Speaker 1: get what you pay for? True statement. That is a

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Speaker 1: true statement. We'll find out what this letter is all

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Speaker 1: about in just a few because right now it is

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Speaker 1: time for the nephew and the prank phone call for today.

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Speaker 1: What you got for us? Naff I'm digging in the

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Speaker 1: archive right now. Give me a moment, please, if you would,

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Speaker 1: let me figure out which one I want to do.

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Speaker 1: We're leading up to Easter. I know, I know we're

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Speaker 1: leading up. You know it's church time. I want something

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Speaker 1: good in Easter. Ristore churches, resurrection this let's do hot

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Speaker 1: chicks at the church, Hot checks at the church. Hot

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Speaker 1: chicks today, not drink. That's what I picked today. Okay,

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Speaker 1: it's Holy week. Let's keep it holding hot checks at

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Speaker 1: the church. That ain't holding enough. It don't sound hot chick.

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Speaker 1: It was. It was when they wrote the whole check.

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Speaker 1: It was holy, Holy Moly, hot checks at the church.

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Speaker 1: Let's go catch dog. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach

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Speaker 1: a Monica system. Monica Please, who's calling? This is Brother

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Speaker 1: de Sean. I'm calling. Actually I'm a member greater the

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Speaker 1: Missionary Baptist Church. How can I help you? Calling you

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Speaker 1: actually about the offering? Now? Did you? I know you

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Speaker 1: paid your ties every Sunday? Okay, Now you paid a

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Speaker 1: love offering as well? Right? Yes, I do? Okay, Now

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Speaker 1: this past Sunday, I'm looking at a check that you

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Speaker 1: left us with the bank, right, right, I sure did.

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Speaker 1: I wrote a check Sunday. Okay. Now the check, ma'am

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Speaker 1: was two hundred and fifty dollars? Am I correct? Right? Right?

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Speaker 1: I wrote two checks for my ties and the love offering? Right?

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Speaker 1: I wrote one for two fifty for the love offering? Okay?

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Speaker 1: Now what is this call regarding? Why are you calling me?

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Speaker 1: What I wanted to tell you is that I hate

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Speaker 1: to be a very bad news, but your check that

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Speaker 1: you wrote for two fifty actually has bounced. And wait

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Speaker 1: a minute, you said my check bounce for two hundred

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Speaker 1: and fifty dollars. Your check bounce. So what I'm doing

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Speaker 1: is calling you about recouping the two fifth as well

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Speaker 1: in bank fees. But wait a minute, now, I wrote

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Speaker 1: two checks. I wrote a check for one hundred dollars.

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Speaker 1: Did that one bounce. I don't see to it that

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Speaker 1: that the love offering has bounced. What did you put

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Speaker 1: them in at the same time? Because I wrote them

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Speaker 1: at the same time. They all go in on Monday, ma'am.

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Speaker 1: Now I didn't put them in at the same time.

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Speaker 1: I've been putting them in for the last two three years.

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Speaker 1: The problem is why would people write them? What is

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Speaker 1: your name? M brother Deshaun? And at Sunday I was there.

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Speaker 1: I don't think it matters. And when I was there, man,

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Speaker 1: the problem is that I didn't put these checks in.

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Speaker 1: And I don't understand why y'all write these checks to

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Speaker 1: the track knowing that they're gonna A lot of people

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Speaker 1: write the good well, not check well. Why do we

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Speaker 1: one clear? Why the other one didn't clear? Maybe you

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Speaker 1: didn't have enough money for both of them to clear?

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Speaker 1: What what did you just say? Maybe you didn't have

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Speaker 1: enough money in the bank for both of them to clear.

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Speaker 1: And I don't understand why people write these claning money

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Speaker 1: write no rubber checks. Well, you wrote one on Sunday,

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Speaker 1: And that's the problem. How are you gonna try to

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Speaker 1: got me confused with somebody else. I don't write no

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Speaker 1: bad checks. You didn't wrote them to be nice to you.

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Speaker 1: gonna check bouncing? My check didn't bounce. I'm gonna check

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Speaker 1: my bank and if my check clear, you're gonna pay

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Speaker 1: me thirty dollars for calling me harassing me about a

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Speaker 1: no Why would you write check? What you want to

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Speaker 1: What did you say? I said, why would you write

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Speaker 1: And you got a lot of nerves calling me telling

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Speaker 1: don't you hang up on me no more? When an't

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Speaker 1: Somebody from the church to my I wrote a bad check,

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Speaker 1: I'll write no, you didn't write a bad check. I

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Speaker 1: didn't write no bad Yes, why are you calling me?

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Speaker 1: Why the treasure? Don't call me at church? The treasure

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Speaker 1: is I ain't never know the deacon called nobody about

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Speaker 1: no bad check. You're fully thank you you got the

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Speaker 1: money I ain't got. Is that in the background? Who

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Speaker 1: going to the same church, and you're gonna call me

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Speaker 1: to my I wrote a bad check. You don't you

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Speaker 1: call me no more? And if the check bad you paid? Okay?

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Speaker 1: Past to know you talking like this? Do pass to

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Speaker 1: No you calling me? Can you ask for that? Look?

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Speaker 1: When are we gonna get this two hundred and eighty dollars?

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Speaker 1: Is what we're looking for from you. I wrote a

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Speaker 1: check for two fifty and not get two eighty. You

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Speaker 1: put the thirty dollars with it. You put two fifty

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Speaker 1: in there. It bounced. Thirty dollars cost us on bait

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Speaker 1: fees that's two eighty. Where can the church expect their money? Never?

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Speaker 1: Not no two eighty. You will never get to eighty.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna make me come by and my check in.

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Speaker 1: But what did you say? I'm gonna do what You're

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Speaker 1: gonna make me come by your house and get this money,

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Speaker 1: bring it own, bring it bring you what is the

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Speaker 1: address on this check? Check? I got it off the check,

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Speaker 1: bring your own. I bet you you'll be limping back

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Speaker 1: and I'm watching you. You better not be spending no

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Speaker 1: this two fifty plus thirty whatever I want to Okay,

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Speaker 1: you you know where I am. And you don't call

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Speaker 1: me no more with this because my check did not bounce.

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Speaker 1: accept you back into the House of the Lord no

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Speaker 1: more until you are not don't you come in the

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna make sure I find you because you the

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Speaker 1: person I want to see you. And you know what,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna call the pastor right now and ask him

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Speaker 1: because I don't believe my check bounce you fully? What?

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Speaker 1: Let me say this? Before you called pastor? I got no,

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Speaker 1: I'm anna called pastor. No, you should have talked with

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Speaker 1: one more thing I need to say. You ain't got

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Speaker 1: this I'm talking about. I bounced a check. You should

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Speaker 1: I tall a pastor one I got, but I got

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Speaker 1: one more thing to say before I leave. Did you listening?

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Speaker 1: What do you have to say to me? What do

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Speaker 1: This is Nephew timing from the Steve Harvey Martin Show.

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Speaker 1: You just got prayed by your girlfriend? What did you say? Baby?

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Speaker 1: This is what did you say? I'd say? This is

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Speaker 1: Nephew Tommy, Baby bro the Steve Harvey More to show.

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Speaker 1: Your girlfriend has pranked you. I'm gonna beat that. He's

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Speaker 1: just left him. He didn't let me ask you what

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna take though? Baby? What is the baddest radio

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Speaker 1: show in the land, The Steve Harvey Morning. You know

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Speaker 1: the church can't change now they got a TMS and

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Speaker 1: they got they got killed. The church I go to

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Speaker 1: got cash out. You know they're different. You can't. You

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Speaker 1: can't bounce, no check, no more, no zeal, immediate, immediate everything.

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Speaker 1: They take a big market. We didn't get this money

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Speaker 1: one way or the other. Gonna get this paper. That's

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Speaker 1: what we're gonna do. April fifteenth is going down the

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Speaker 1: Laughing Loves Show April fifteenth to laugh and Love. The

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Speaker 1: show that is in Bowling Green, Kentucky at the sky Pact.

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Speaker 1: Tickets on sale right now. That is Nephew Tommy and

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Speaker 1: Like Jennings. That's Laughing Love. Also joining list is Bubba

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Speaker 1: dub now laying in the cut, laying in the cut,

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, Me and lou Nell together at the

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Speaker 1: Kestwick Theater in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, April twenty night. Tickets on

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Speaker 1: sale right now. That's Depew, Tommy and lou Nell. That's

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Speaker 1: stupid and most stupid. I don't think I can get

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Speaker 1: no more hignet than that right there. That's it. That's

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Speaker 1: that's how we're up on the higg and chain right there.

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Speaker 1: That's way up there. Tommy and lou Nell at the Keswick, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania,

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Speaker 1: April the twenty ninth. Tickets are on sale red Now

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Speaker 1: phillis sound like Philly and Me hit it back, all right,

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Speaker 1: thinking Nephew. Coming up next Strawberry Letter, the subjects you

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Speaker 1: get what you pay for, You get what you pay for.

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Speaker 1: How much she calls, how much she calls? Did she

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Speaker 1: what you paid for. No people have been burning. I

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