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Speaker 1: Yes, So we're doing it and we're painting it and

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Speaker 1: Thinking of ways to describe this funny prop.

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Speaker 3: They forgot it was Christmas. I remember from the episode

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Speaker 2: And what do they get to hand out? Because all

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Speaker 1: You know, you talk about having skeletons in your closet,

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Speaker 2: But that's okay.

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Speaker 5: They eat nobody does this, but that's okay. Sorry, I'm

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Speaker 1: Yes, I mean it is sort of about cannon balls

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Speaker 4: The diet was I think, and teal colors, some light purple, oh.

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Speaker 1: But they also have to celebrate holidays, and they also

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Speaker 4: So I didn't know it was standard to give caroling gifts,

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Speaker 2: Oh yes, And Santa Brita, it's one of those neighbors.

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Speaker 5: No, I have to give them my piano.

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Speaker 1: Brianna's yeah, boo, don't get the star bones.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, ele On Musk read his stuff. Everybody go, that's

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Speaker 5: Yes, yes, an empty space where your heart should be alone.

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Speaker 5: There's no piece that fits with you.

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Speaker 5: It's very romantic.

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Speaker 1: I got a lot of problems. Well, I introduced the game.

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Speaker 3: But it's good for you to see, Ricky, because this

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Speaker 2: Nothing left. Yes, i'd be Leaders to Larry.

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Speaker 5: What video game is that?

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Speaker 2: It's like Leaders to Larry Love for Sale.

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Speaker 2: He retreats. It is I understand leadership, Larry.

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Speaker 1: I remember watching my dad play that with his friend Caesar,

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Speaker 2: Caesar wanted to show my dad leader suit, Larry.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and Sam, Brett, lets us do this? Have you

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Speaker 1: Where we're tricking everyone, And Ryan actually said it's okay

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Speaker 1: They're outside there like you won't say it, Yeah, you

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but is that like desperate? I guess we should

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Speaker 3: talk about our Dairy Queen experience. Oh right, which now

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Speaker 2: We can finally admit that we were supposed to be

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Speaker 1: So there was a commercial breakdown that went out for

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Speaker 3: That was in a different font. So I think there

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Speaker 2: And so I did reach out to my age, Hey,

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Speaker 1: I thought it was Rich Summer, could be Rich Summer,

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Speaker 2: How did that it is someone like us, not too

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Speaker 1: Said Sean and Jason they said, they said, yes, yes, yeah,

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Speaker 1: And I was like, no, tell them to tell them

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Speaker 5: Why would you offer to do it for scale.

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Speaker 1: Because I'm not going to be allowed to do it

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Speaker 1: otherwise because if you're paying for celebrity, someone somewhere should

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Speaker 2: Now, this again would have been such good on stage banter.

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Speaker 2: You know this, you do all kinds of live performance.

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Speaker 3: So many they're slurping this up. They're taking the bowl

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Speaker 2: Yes, well they're literally behind the scenes. Yes, this is

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Speaker 2: a mouthwatering, delicious burger. Is that that was part of it?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, And then it was something where he went like

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Speaker 1: it was something about pants where It's like it was like,

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Speaker 2: I'm a burger. Oh yeah, it was stuff like that.

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Speaker 5: God, you could have told your grandkids about that one.

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Speaker 2: Well, I wouldn't have had to, they'd be watching it.

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Speaker 2: I mean, how many commercials is it? How much money

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Speaker 5: It depends on if it's the celebrate or scale, which

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Speaker 1: I think I mean, if you do it for scale,

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Speaker 1: the NBA Playoffs network. They probably did want four spots

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Oh, I was gonna say, you could make twenty k No,

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Speaker 2: Have you done via? What are you the voice of nothing?

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Speaker 2: What would you like to be?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 2: What the little Hula girl, the seventy six Hula girl

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Speaker 5: I don't know what that is. I could have been

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Speaker 5: seventy six Hula girl.

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Speaker 2: Seventy six gas.

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Speaker 3: The spokesperson is a little hula girl from the dashboard.

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Speaker 2: She got sunburned at the beach. Hey, he's worked on

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm trying to think what product my voice is

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Speaker 5: right for.

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Speaker 5: Googurt you like? Listen, are you on the go? You

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Speaker 2: Well, now I'm feeling Greek yogurt. Now do you want

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Say say just like a not for yogurt, just like

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Speaker 5: Hey, guys, what's you should eat this yogurt?

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Speaker 1: Well, okay, I said not for yogurt, just a stock

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Speaker 5: Yeah, hey, are you as busy as me?

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Speaker 2: Okay, we're somewhere.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you a busy mom because I am.

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Speaker 2: I guess you're guess for bees?

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Speaker 1: Oh, I guess you're promoting bees, a bee keeper just

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I'm selling beekeeper suits. Yeah, they're called buzzies.

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Speaker 5: I'm selling buzzies.

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Speaker 3: What you don't want for a keepers. You don't want

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean the guy.

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Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, it's a joke. The first guest list, so

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Speaker 5: Hey are you a busy mom like me? Do you

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Speaker 5: hate getting buzzed on your I already lost it. I

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Speaker 2: No, hang out what happened? No, we're so close. Okay, No,

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Speaker 2: that's not what happened to my audition.

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Speaker 1: In fact, I gave a great read and then I

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Speaker 1: a great read and I'm quoting. I'll be sending you

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Speaker 1: a lot more voiceover. That was six months ago. I

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Speaker 2: In the office of ghosted? Okay? I went to my

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Speaker 5: Blanket over your head?

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Speaker 2: I did?

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Speaker 5: Okay, Yeah, you're like I know that.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, blanket over there? Where did you get the blanket?

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Speaker 5: They sell those Buzzies.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna keep this. Buzzies is a store now, yeah, okay.

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Speaker 5: It's mostly be Keeper. They're expanding. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I think it was in my trunk. I think I

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Speaker 2: I mean, if you're driving around without a towel, good luck,

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Speaker 2: what so again, Sam, we have to be on stage

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Speaker 2: don't tell anyone, I will. But Sam, you want to

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Speaker 2: be cool.

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Speaker 3: This is the whole idea, is that people know how

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Speaker 3: we're at Bonnaroo.

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Speaker 2: Hold on, we're trying to do Bonnroo. You ever do that?

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Speaker 2: I did? Do?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? How do you know? It just feels like something

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Speaker 5: I feel like such a Bonaru person.

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Speaker 4: I stayed in the tenth the whole time. I did

447
00:21:08,920 --> 00:21:12,800
Speaker 4: not take I went to see Radio Out for Yeah.

448
00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:15,600
Speaker 4: I went to see Radiohead for like twenty minutes, and

449
00:21:15,680 --> 00:21:16,760
Speaker 4: that was about all I could do.

450
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:19,119
Speaker 5: So I that was the extent of my comments.

451
00:21:19,160 --> 00:21:19,879
Speaker 2: What were they playing?

452
00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:25,760
Speaker 5: They were playing this song, that's.

453
00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:28,879
Speaker 2: What they were doing. Good boy, bosh, good bosh. Stop?

454
00:21:29,480 --> 00:21:30,040
Speaker 2: Do you know what I mean?

455
00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:34,159
Speaker 4: A bunch of loud sounds coming out of a speaker

456
00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:36,720
Speaker 4: I was too close to because I had an artist pass,

457
00:21:36,840 --> 00:21:38,320
Speaker 4: which is a disadvantage of artist.

458
00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:40,439
Speaker 2: I know this radio too much?

459
00:21:48,520 --> 00:21:48,720
Speaker 1: Was that.

460
00:21:50,640 --> 00:21:52,280
Speaker 5: I was too close to the speaker? Hasn't it hurt

461
00:21:52,280 --> 00:21:52,680
Speaker 5: my years?

462
00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:54,439
Speaker 2: Did you meet any other artists?

463
00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:54,960
Speaker 1: No?

464
00:21:55,200 --> 00:21:56,000
Speaker 5: Only comedians?

465
00:21:57,280 --> 00:21:59,160
Speaker 2: Well, actually, if.

466
00:21:59,080 --> 00:22:02,000
Speaker 3: You, if you do listen to comedy and are like

467
00:22:02,119 --> 00:22:04,840
Speaker 3: a student of it like I am, I do, comedian

468
00:22:05,040 --> 00:22:06,480
Speaker 3: is art, it is it is?

469
00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:07,440
Speaker 5: Who is there with me?

470
00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:12,560
Speaker 2: Comedian perfect exam friend of the show, friend of the show.

471
00:22:13,480 --> 00:22:16,120
Speaker 5: Judith Friedlander was there and to me of the show

472
00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:17,520
Speaker 5: as ease was there?

473
00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:19,719
Speaker 2: Not touching it now?

474
00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:21,400
Speaker 5: And pee, I think we're there.

475
00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:25,240
Speaker 2: We would love to have him on, love to have them.

476
00:22:25,480 --> 00:22:28,280
Speaker 2: Please talk to them for us mention how fun it

477
00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:30,399
Speaker 2: was to do the show. I will tell them I

478
00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:33,200
Speaker 2: almost was dairy queen, I will Hayes. Did you even try?

479
00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:36,480
Speaker 2: You're like above doing commercials? Yeah?

480
00:22:36,640 --> 00:22:38,280
Speaker 3: Well I knew I wasn't going to get it, and

481
00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:42,640
Speaker 3: so it's now look at me now. Didn't even try?

482
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:47,200
Speaker 2: I might have the reason cooler, I hear, okay, should

483
00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:51,520
Speaker 2: we get a sound card? Yes? And that's directed at you, Sam.

484
00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:59,280
Speaker 2: Listen to the crowd up. Sam's hair looks cool.

485
00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:03,920
Speaker 3: He's got these very light streaks in it, because it

486
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:09,160
Speaker 3: truly is the Summer of Sam, and he is slaying

487
00:23:10,840 --> 00:23:14,239
Speaker 3: in like a cool way, not like the original Sam did.

488
00:23:14,320 --> 00:23:15,399
Speaker 2: Please don't tell anyone.

489
00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:18,640
Speaker 5: Do you have a be tattoo? What a be tattoo?

490
00:23:19,080 --> 00:23:20,920
Speaker 2: Oh? No, he just got one while you were talking

491
00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:24,320
Speaker 2: about elephant. Oh, I just saw the bottom I have.

492
00:23:25,440 --> 00:23:27,800
Speaker 2: We have two reads on here? Which one we want?

493
00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:28,000
Speaker 6: Oh?

494
00:23:28,080 --> 00:23:29,119
Speaker 2: I need the adapter?

495
00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:30,240
Speaker 5: Is that a garfunkle of notes?

496
00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:33,840
Speaker 3: He personalizes his body for every person who's coming in,

497
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:35,480
Speaker 3: and then he's shy about it.

498
00:23:35,640 --> 00:23:38,320
Speaker 2: He's like, oh, y know, it's just like I don't know.

499
00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:42,280
Speaker 2: It's like, no big deal. You did that for this show? Heyes,

500
00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:44,760
Speaker 2: I've got two reads on here. Which one Let's let's

501
00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:47,040
Speaker 2: just roll with. Let's see which one's better. Okay, you

502
00:23:47,119 --> 00:23:49,000
Speaker 2: guys tell me which one's better. Do you guys want

503
00:23:49,040 --> 00:23:53,760
Speaker 2: to hear Sean doing dairy Queen read? Okay, I sent

504
00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:54,400
Speaker 2: two different reads.

505
00:23:54,440 --> 00:23:56,399
Speaker 1: Let's see if it was even worth sending two or

506
00:23:56,400 --> 00:23:57,400
Speaker 1: if they're almost the same.

507
00:23:58,119 --> 00:23:59,000
Speaker 2: Here's the first take.

508
00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:05,720
Speaker 1: I am a one bacon cheese burger, five buck lunch

509
00:24:05,760 --> 00:24:07,000
Speaker 1: and I'm only at DQ.

510
00:24:08,040 --> 00:24:09,359
Speaker 2: I am steakhouse Flavor.

511
00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:11,600
Speaker 1: When people see my creamy A one spread, they say, hey,

512
00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:14,360
Speaker 1: what's up fancy pants? And I say, I'm not even

513
00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:17,800
Speaker 1: wearing pants. I'm a mouthwatering burger. I don't wear pants.

514
00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:23,000
Speaker 1: I wear caramelized onions and crispy bacon, accessorize with fries,

515
00:24:23,080 --> 00:24:25,240
Speaker 1: a drink, and a Sunday all for just five bucks.

516
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:28,960
Speaker 2: You want to cover all this deliciousness with a pair

517
00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:34,320
Speaker 2: of pants. You got some nerve because I'm not fast food.

518
00:24:35,119 --> 00:24:38,800
Speaker 2: I am fan food. Okay, I got a feeling. The

519
00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:42,959
Speaker 2: second one better. It was good here. I like the score.

520
00:24:43,520 --> 00:24:46,480
Speaker 2: Uh it sounds like threatening, like an attic.

521
00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:48,600
Speaker 1: Well that's not gonna be the final take. Hang on,

522
00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:50,959
Speaker 1: I think I was next to a loud like machine.

523
00:24:51,080 --> 00:24:51,399
Speaker 2: Here we go.

524
00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:56,200
Speaker 1: Yep, I am the A one bacon cheese burger five

525
00:24:56,320 --> 00:25:01,280
Speaker 1: buck lunch and I'm only at DQ Steakhouse Flavor.

526
00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:04,560
Speaker 2: When people see my creamia one spread, they say, what's up?

527
00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:08,200
Speaker 2: Fancy pants? And I say, I'm not even wearing pants.

528
00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:10,119
Speaker 2: I'm a mouthwatering burger.

529
00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:11,000
Speaker 1: I don't wear pants.

530
00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:16,359
Speaker 2: I wear caramelized onions and crispy bacon. I accessorize with.

531
00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:18,600
Speaker 1: Fries, a drink, and Sunday all for just five bucks.

532
00:25:19,160 --> 00:25:21,239
Speaker 2: You want to cover all this deliciousness with a pair

533
00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:25,000
Speaker 2: of pants. Boy, you got some nerve because I'm not

534
00:25:25,119 --> 00:25:31,320
Speaker 2: fast food. I am fan food. Okay. They might have

535
00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:32,640
Speaker 2: been worried about the machine.

536
00:25:33,040 --> 00:25:35,240
Speaker 1: They thought that the machine came with it. Maybe you

537
00:25:35,320 --> 00:25:38,040
Speaker 1: were wearing the machine that was so good though, for.

538
00:25:38,119 --> 00:25:39,320
Speaker 5: Real, I don't know what they were thinking.

539
00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:41,959
Speaker 2: This is no bullshit, or it could be a lot

540
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:42,359
Speaker 2: of bees.

541
00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:46,480
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, okay, yes, that was better than most voiceovers.

542
00:25:46,480 --> 00:25:48,520
Speaker 2: You're hearing commercials and it says really great read.

543
00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:51,080
Speaker 1: Definitely going to start sending you more vo This is

544
00:25:51,160 --> 00:25:53,320
Speaker 1: from October twenty fifth, twenty.

545
00:25:53,119 --> 00:25:58,919
Speaker 2: Seventeen, and not a peep. You need a new agent,

546
00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:02,240
Speaker 2: a man, I'm firing everybody live on the show.

547
00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:07,359
Speaker 5: And then you realize your agent doesn't listen to this.

548
00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:09,600
Speaker 2: Should I respond to that email right now?

549
00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:10,520
Speaker 7: Yes?

550
00:26:10,680 --> 00:26:11,360
Speaker 5: Oh my god?

551
00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:13,639
Speaker 2: Still right?

552
00:26:13,760 --> 00:26:13,920
Speaker 1: Hey?

553
00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:18,160
Speaker 2: Still wait? Excited for all that vo? Hey, this means

554
00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:20,640
Speaker 2: so much to me. Excited for all the extra vo

555
00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:25,000
Speaker 2: I'm getting. Who's at Bonnaroo this year? Sam? Slow year?

556
00:26:25,240 --> 00:26:25,280
Speaker 1: This?

557
00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:32,359
Speaker 2: Yere? Yeah? Probably Jack White? Sam? Are you the least probably?

558
00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:36,560
Speaker 2: Are you the least musical person at Earwolf Nasally.

559
00:26:38,359 --> 00:26:38,720
Speaker 5: No, he has.

560
00:26:40,240 --> 00:26:42,760
Speaker 2: I know, I know we have to change that.

561
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:47,600
Speaker 1: You would think it was Ryan, right, but in fact

562
00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:49,240
Speaker 1: makes experimental music.

563
00:26:51,080 --> 00:26:52,840
Speaker 2: It's wow, look very musical.

564
00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:55,320
Speaker 5: He's recorded a song for Garfunkle out that makes you

565
00:26:55,359 --> 00:26:55,760
Speaker 5: the most.

566
00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:59,840
Speaker 2: Musical Ryan has. Oh yeah, I tried to look up

567
00:26:59,880 --> 00:27:01,840
Speaker 2: the who's playing?

568
00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:03,840
Speaker 3: Came to me the day before he was supposed to

569
00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:06,120
Speaker 3: do that and was like, what do I do. I've

570
00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:08,439
Speaker 3: never heard of any music before.

571
00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:12,320
Speaker 2: I know. It was completely fake and it was honestly

572
00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:14,159
Speaker 2: the hoax. It should have been.

573
00:27:14,320 --> 00:27:17,280
Speaker 3: Remember that Richard Gere movie that should have been about

574
00:27:17,320 --> 00:27:20,359
Speaker 3: Brett recording a Garfunkle and O are you talking about summer?

575
00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:22,639
Speaker 5: There are no higher stakes than recording a Garfunkle and O.

576
00:27:23,080 --> 00:27:23,280
Speaker 2: Yeah.

577
00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:26,320
Speaker 3: It was the hest of the century in a way.

578
00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:28,320
Speaker 3: There's a man found dead at Bonnaroo.

579
00:27:28,920 --> 00:27:31,120
Speaker 1: Well, the fact is that every con has its bros,

580
00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:36,920
Speaker 1: and Brett's just one of them. The man found dead, Yeah,

581
00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:39,720
Speaker 1: that's right. He was in the tent where we last

582
00:27:39,880 --> 00:27:40,800
Speaker 1: saw Ricky.

583
00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:43,520
Speaker 2: In the Chill tent. He was in the Childless Guy

584
00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:49,840
Speaker 2: on the tenth Damn dude, no, no welcome? Oh who

585
00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:52,639
Speaker 2: else is there is bonner happening right now. Yeah, the

586
00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:54,560
Speaker 2: seventh through the eleventh.

587
00:27:54,760 --> 00:27:59,680
Speaker 5: There's always a huge music festival these days. There always is.

588
00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:02,680
Speaker 5: I've never been to one other than ones I was

589
00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:06,320
Speaker 5: performing at. I'm not interested in concerts.

590
00:28:07,119 --> 00:28:09,600
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, what do I like?

591
00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:16,800
Speaker 1: I like to see the greats man Lenny Kravits, just

592
00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:19,080
Speaker 1: the true performers that.

593
00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:28,359
Speaker 2: Are left on this planet. Who examples others like Krabbts. Yeah, yeah,

594
00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:36,440
Speaker 2: I guess they both have similar hair. Cravit, Duncan, dunk Cheek, sure,

595
00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:37,919
Speaker 2: the dunkin cheeks.

596
00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:44,080
Speaker 1: The Fastballs, Zamba Breathing, and then he went on to

597
00:28:44,120 --> 00:28:46,000
Speaker 1: write big musicals dunkin Cheek.

598
00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:49,200
Speaker 3: So we were looking for who's at BONNERU this year

599
00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:51,520
Speaker 3: we found out that somebody died there.

600
00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:58,120
Speaker 2: Eminem is for our eminem, someone named Do we dedicate

601
00:28:58,200 --> 00:29:01,040
Speaker 2: our set to the guy that is die? Good for

602
00:29:01,120 --> 00:29:03,080
Speaker 2: us because this is a real man who recently died.

603
00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:05,480
Speaker 1: So this will be good for a comedy show to

604
00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:09,400
Speaker 1: be kind of using it as fodder because it was

605
00:29:09,440 --> 00:29:11,720
Speaker 1: about a week ago. So this man, this real person

606
00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:15,760
Speaker 1: with a family, was found dead at a music festival.

607
00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:18,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, maybe we dedicated to m Marshall Mathers.

608
00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:21,719
Speaker 1: Maybe well so okay, so between this guy and ever,

609
00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:25,680
Speaker 1: I think we should probably dedicate it to Evan app.

610
00:29:25,840 --> 00:29:27,640
Speaker 2: Should we dedicated to Stan as well?

611
00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:28,400
Speaker 1: Yeah?

612
00:29:29,720 --> 00:29:30,760
Speaker 5: Stan's dead right?

613
00:29:31,240 --> 00:29:34,640
Speaker 2: Oh yeah? And his girlfriend? Yeah yeah? Oh ship he

614
00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:39,000
Speaker 2: forgot hesed to send this ship out. Yeah yeah, someone

615
00:29:39,120 --> 00:29:45,960
Speaker 2: named Rag and bone Man. Rag and bone Man is performing.

616
00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:50,160
Speaker 5: Look if you had one shot, one opportunity with this?

617
00:29:50,360 --> 00:29:51,880
Speaker 2: Oh wow? Is that the spaghetti song?

618
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:54,000
Speaker 5: Yeah? Because can't you feel it with this crowd sound?

619
00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:58,200
Speaker 3: He walks out, Look, yes, people are one shot yeah,

620
00:29:58,640 --> 00:29:59,880
Speaker 3: not freaking their beans.

621
00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:01,200
Speaker 5: Sees everything you ever wanted?

622
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:03,440
Speaker 2: Okay, would you capture it? Me?

623
00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:03,760
Speaker 1: No?

624
00:30:05,560 --> 00:30:09,040
Speaker 2: I did? It was the Dairy Queen spot. I couldn't

625
00:30:09,040 --> 00:30:11,239
Speaker 2: get away from the machine. You have you have an

626
00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:15,240
Speaker 2: answer to that question. Our offices, so you're some more

627
00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:18,360
Speaker 2: peek into the Glamour offices. Were these detached.

628
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:20,360
Speaker 1: Trailers behind the building, so it was like it was

629
00:30:20,520 --> 00:30:22,360
Speaker 1: very you always felt it was very clear that you

630
00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:26,200
Speaker 1: were in like a fake structure and there.

631
00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:29,640
Speaker 2: Were just these big loud machines around you.

632
00:30:30,520 --> 00:30:33,560
Speaker 1: So you'd go into your office and you'd be like, oh,

633
00:30:33,640 --> 00:30:37,600
Speaker 1: it's the time of day, that time being two pm

634
00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:44,800
Speaker 1: to five am, where this machine like grinds something directly.

635
00:30:44,520 --> 00:30:45,280
Speaker 2: Next to my window.

636
00:30:45,320 --> 00:30:46,640
Speaker 5: Fill you a soundproof both.

637
00:30:47,520 --> 00:30:51,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, that would have been smart. His grinds performing at

638
00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:54,440
Speaker 2: this festival. Oh No, and Eleon Musk could show up

639
00:30:54,480 --> 00:30:56,840
Speaker 2: and do a set, it.

640
00:30:56,920 --> 00:30:59,160
Speaker 7: Says some of his best aid kit. But I don't

641
00:30:59,160 --> 00:31:01,160
Speaker 7: know if that's a band, like a literal Alian.

642
00:31:01,040 --> 00:31:03,760
Speaker 2: Musk reads a rage comic out loud on the on

643
00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:04,800
Speaker 2: the stage.

644
00:31:06,960 --> 00:31:09,120
Speaker 5: He reads the Garfunk set from five years ago.

645
00:31:11,520 --> 00:31:14,320
Speaker 2: You should find out if he's a fan. I'm sure

646
00:31:14,520 --> 00:31:17,120
Speaker 2: he could like like that. You guys are really nice guitar.

647
00:31:17,360 --> 00:31:18,440
Speaker 5: I'd like to go into space.

648
00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:23,920
Speaker 2: Mmm, okay, I'd like to send you there. I'm kidding.

649
00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:28,160
Speaker 1: We tease each other on the show, but we're trying

650
00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:30,560
Speaker 1: to do less of that. No, we tried to be

651
00:31:30,840 --> 00:31:33,560
Speaker 1: We talked about being doing less of that this year.

652
00:31:33,640 --> 00:31:36,880
Speaker 2: We're going to be nice. What's that Hank Is Area

653
00:31:37,080 --> 00:31:38,239
Speaker 2: show that's out now?

654
00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:40,400
Speaker 5: Brockmeyers.

655
00:31:41,120 --> 00:31:43,600
Speaker 7: Okay, there's a band I thought that was this? Whatever

656
00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:45,480
Speaker 7: Brockhampton is is playing.

657
00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:52,280
Speaker 1: For Brockbriar rock Hampton, No wonder. People went to Gabors'

658
00:31:52,360 --> 00:31:54,320
Speaker 1: live show and these bands exist.

659
00:31:55,360 --> 00:31:57,760
Speaker 2: What's Gabors' live show? He just did he's a bar.

660
00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:04,040
Speaker 2: He just did High Mighty, did a power hour on stage. Okay.

661
00:32:04,320 --> 00:32:08,000
Speaker 4: The comedy tent is air conditioned and there are seats,

662
00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:09,560
Speaker 4: so it is a nice getaway.

663
00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:16,880
Speaker 2: That's dope. Yeah, that's where Elean would be performing. Okay, Sam, Yeah,

664
00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:21,320
Speaker 2: we have to do our set now. We don't know

665
00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:22,600
Speaker 2: what it is. We want to We don't know what

666
00:32:22,680 --> 00:32:24,480
Speaker 2: it is. We wanted to be a tribute to Eminem

667
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:28,720
Speaker 2: and the gentleman who unfortunately passed.

668
00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:31,760
Speaker 5: Yes, we should give him a name. Let's call him Stan.

669
00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:35,320
Speaker 2: Let's call him stand. We'll make him stand. It's been

670
00:32:35,400 --> 00:32:37,560
Speaker 2: long enough since Stan passed. And also he wasn't the

671
00:32:37,640 --> 00:32:38,200
Speaker 2: nicest guy.

672
00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:41,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, he got so mad about him not signing

673
00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:41,840
Speaker 5: that starter count.

674
00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:47,040
Speaker 2: Thirteen people have died over it's seventeen year history. Okay,

675
00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:51,520
Speaker 2: let's dedicated to all of them. I could be Dino.

676
00:32:53,080 --> 00:32:56,280
Speaker 2: You're going to be Dino. What does that mean that

677
00:32:56,600 --> 00:33:04,320
Speaker 2: she sang on stand? Okay, yeah, you'd be great at that.

678
00:33:05,160 --> 00:33:11,880
Speaker 2: I guess I'll be Camilica Bello. Okay, that could be cool.

679
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:14,560
Speaker 3: So we come out. Oh, we need a name for

680
00:33:14,680 --> 00:33:19,560
Speaker 3: our band now. Last time it was Stinky Bad Brett.

681
00:33:20,080 --> 00:33:21,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then the time.

682
00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:24,680
Speaker 3: Before that, it was the North American wild Horses Society.

683
00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:26,520
Speaker 3: Just to get a little of the shine off of

684
00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:28,400
Speaker 3: these wild horses, you know these guys.

685
00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:36,120
Speaker 2: Enough is enough, thank you, that's plenty. And so now

686
00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:37,760
Speaker 2: we need a new band name.

687
00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:41,800
Speaker 1: They openly told us that they wouldn't have us as

688
00:33:41,880 --> 00:33:45,280
Speaker 1: guests at their Largo show because we wouldn't sell it out.

689
00:33:47,760 --> 00:33:48,040
Speaker 6: True.

690
00:33:49,840 --> 00:33:51,400
Speaker 5: I think we could do something with that too.

691
00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:53,480
Speaker 2: Oh yeah yeah, and.

692
00:33:54,360 --> 00:33:54,680
Speaker 1: That was.

693
00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:58,680
Speaker 2: Too. So we can be four yes blondes, Yes.

694
00:33:58,640 --> 00:34:02,040
Speaker 1: Blondes, Yeah, aloy blondes.

695
00:34:02,120 --> 00:34:11,000
Speaker 2: Yeah that's good. Yeah, he had a son, sorry standard Yeah,

696
00:34:11,040 --> 00:34:13,640
Speaker 2: his girlfriend was pregnant. Yeah, she was pregnant.

697
00:34:14,200 --> 00:34:20,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, Okay, can you do the lyrics to stand? I

698
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:20,920
Speaker 5: don't know if I remember them?

699
00:34:21,160 --> 00:34:25,279
Speaker 2: Oh wow, bits and pieces? How does it start other

700
00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:32,560
Speaker 2: than well Dino starts it. Yes, that's his dear em.

701
00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:34,760
Speaker 5: I'm your biggest fan something.

702
00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:37,200
Speaker 2: Like that, right. Okay, So so I am out. I

703
00:34:37,280 --> 00:34:40,120
Speaker 2: come out on stage and it's just on me, just

704
00:34:40,239 --> 00:34:44,920
Speaker 2: one spotlight on me. Can I say? I am Dinah,

705
00:34:44,960 --> 00:34:50,520
Speaker 2: I'm a dinosaur. I am Fred Flynn's not pets. All

706
00:34:50,640 --> 00:34:55,200
Speaker 2: the other animals can talk except me. I'm a purple dinosaur.

707
00:34:55,880 --> 00:34:59,440
Speaker 2: I am in an old cartoon about the flits of it,

708
00:35:00,880 --> 00:35:05,000
Speaker 2: and I am what bet and that's it? And then yeah,

709
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:05,400
Speaker 2: I came out.

710
00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:07,359
Speaker 5: I'm like, yo, hey, I wrote you, but you still

711
00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:07,920
Speaker 5: like Colin.

712
00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:12,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's good. Dear Slim, you could.

713
00:35:12,239 --> 00:35:14,200
Speaker 5: Have started a cat for my brother Matthew. I waited

714
00:35:14,239 --> 00:35:16,200
Speaker 5: out there for four hours and you still said, no,

715
00:35:16,920 --> 00:35:17,480
Speaker 5: that's pretty good.

716
00:35:17,840 --> 00:35:20,239
Speaker 2: Yeah that is really good, very good. Stand waited in

717
00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:24,840
Speaker 2: the blistering cold these little details cats.

718
00:35:26,239 --> 00:35:30,719
Speaker 3: That was Stan was of course, but you just said no,

719
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:33,480
Speaker 3: Stan was Devin Sawa. And since this is an episode

720
00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:36,520
Speaker 3: where we are just telling real stories. When I went

721
00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:39,879
Speaker 3: to see Little Giants in the theater, I walked out

722
00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:43,000
Speaker 3: and a kid who was younger than me pointed at me.

723
00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:45,680
Speaker 3: It was like, mom, that's the guy from the movie,

724
00:35:46,360 --> 00:35:49,960
Speaker 3: meaning Devin Sawa. Now I that was so cool for

725
00:35:50,080 --> 00:35:53,800
Speaker 3: me because I was very ugly. I didn't look anything

726
00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:57,000
Speaker 3: like Devin's. I was blonde, but I was like, I

727
00:35:57,080 --> 00:35:58,040
Speaker 3: mean you were very ugly.

728
00:35:58,239 --> 00:35:59,840
Speaker 1: I was just like a gross I had like we

729
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:03,880
Speaker 1: weird glass, My skin was terrible had I was just

730
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:08,200
Speaker 1: like like a very like weird little kid.

731
00:36:09,520 --> 00:36:11,320
Speaker 2: But from then on I was like, oh, this is

732
00:36:11,480 --> 00:36:13,879
Speaker 2: I look like Devin Sawa. That's cool.

733
00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:16,320
Speaker 1: I have a story of hot guy. I have a

734
00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:19,320
Speaker 1: story like that that you'll maybe like to. And it

735
00:36:19,560 --> 00:36:23,080
Speaker 1: was so I was working at a dry cleaner. I

736
00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:28,080
Speaker 1: was twenty three years old. I had dropped out of college,

737
00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:30,120
Speaker 1: and I was living and my hope down with my

738
00:36:30,239 --> 00:36:34,120
Speaker 1: parents and a woman who was a regular customer there

739
00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:37,480
Speaker 1: came in and she was like, oh, good, you're working

740
00:36:37,880 --> 00:36:41,160
Speaker 1: and I was like okay, and she was like I

741
00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:42,920
Speaker 1: was like, do you have anything? And she was like no,

742
00:36:43,080 --> 00:36:44,920
Speaker 1: hang on, and she went and got her daughter out

743
00:36:44,960 --> 00:36:47,120
Speaker 1: of the car and was like, I just watched the

744
00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:49,759
Speaker 1: movie A Walk to Remember with my daughter and I

745
00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:53,359
Speaker 1: told her that boy, no Shane West, this boy at

746
00:36:53,400 --> 00:36:56,040
Speaker 1: the dry cleaners looks just like Shane West. Now the girl,

747
00:36:56,160 --> 00:36:59,880
Speaker 1: of course, did go to my high school with me

748
00:37:00,239 --> 00:37:01,920
Speaker 1: and dated another kid on the Tennest team.

749
00:37:01,960 --> 00:37:04,719
Speaker 2: So it was this very awkward thing where the mom

750
00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:08,920
Speaker 2: was showing like an animal in a zoo her daughter.

751
00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:11,920
Speaker 1: This boy who looked like Shane West who worked at

752
00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:15,160
Speaker 1: the dry claims Now this girl, of course was it college,

753
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:19,279
Speaker 1: like you know, had like a real life yeah, and

754
00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:21,120
Speaker 1: was like uh huh, And we sort of it was like,

755
00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:23,799
Speaker 1: do we acknowledge that we like have met and sort

756
00:37:23,840 --> 00:37:24,680
Speaker 1: of know each other?

757
00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:26,600
Speaker 2: It was like the and the answer for her was no,

758
00:37:27,880 --> 00:37:30,279
Speaker 2: and so I went with it. But I was like, oh,

759
00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:33,960
Speaker 2: thank you, that's so nice. This is so nice.

760
00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:36,600
Speaker 4: I had a woman try to almost pick a fight

761
00:37:36,680 --> 00:37:40,680
Speaker 4: with me. She thought I was Gwyneth Paltrow. Wow, I know, right,

762
00:37:40,719 --> 00:37:43,440
Speaker 4: I'll take it. But so what Kate and I girlfriend

763
00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:45,719
Speaker 4: was playing in Texas and we were signing merch for people,

764
00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:48,160
Speaker 4: and there was a bar next door to the comedy

765
00:37:48,200 --> 00:37:49,680
Speaker 4: club and we were like sort of in the front

766
00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:51,920
Speaker 4: of the comedy club. So she sees this woman signing

767
00:37:51,960 --> 00:37:55,840
Speaker 4: autographs and she is wasted, blackout drunk, and she's like,

768
00:37:56,400 --> 00:37:58,759
Speaker 4: you're Gwyneth Paltrow, you know in her Texas. I don't

769
00:37:58,760 --> 00:38:00,520
Speaker 4: know you're Gwyneth Paltrow. I don't know what tex Texas

770
00:38:00,600 --> 00:38:01,000
Speaker 4: like whatever.

771
00:38:01,360 --> 00:38:04,520
Speaker 5: And I was like, no, no, I'm not. She's like bullshit.

772
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:06,799
Speaker 4: And I was trying to talk to the people who

773
00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:10,439
Speaker 4: paid to see us, and she was very angry because

774
00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:11,799
Speaker 4: she thought I was lying to her and she didn't

775
00:38:11,840 --> 00:38:13,520
Speaker 4: understand why. And I was like, but I am not

776
00:38:14,080 --> 00:38:16,319
Speaker 4: going to the pal Shrowe and She's like bullshit, wow

777
00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:17,040
Speaker 4: and all this stuff.

778
00:38:17,040 --> 00:38:18,920
Speaker 5: And then finally I was like I am and then

779
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:20,560
Speaker 5: she selfied and walked away.

780
00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:23,480
Speaker 2: He said, you were Yeah, I just thought.

781
00:38:23,360 --> 00:38:24,400
Speaker 5: This woman was going to punch me.

782
00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:26,399
Speaker 4: I'm like, I definitely don't want to get in a fight,

783
00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:28,120
Speaker 4: and Makuchi is not going to protect me.

784
00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:29,560
Speaker 5: She's tiny.

785
00:38:31,080 --> 00:38:33,520
Speaker 2: Who was the actor that was on that show's Sea Lab,

786
00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:39,319
Speaker 2: Sea Lab? This young handsome kid m Stormy. You think

787
00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:40,080
Speaker 2: of SeaQuest?

788
00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:40,440
Speaker 1: Oh?

789
00:38:40,560 --> 00:38:43,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah? Jonathan Brandis, Yeah, he passed away.

790
00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:47,440
Speaker 5: He looks like Devin Sawa, though I would say they're

791
00:38:47,440 --> 00:38:50,240
Speaker 5: in the same family. There's he's Sawa adjacent.

792
00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:52,320
Speaker 1: One time I got stopped, like you said, walking with

793
00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:54,759
Speaker 1: my friend and it was a woman sitting in her

794
00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:57,680
Speaker 1: car with the window rolled down with a boom box

795
00:38:57,719 --> 00:39:00,600
Speaker 1: in her lap, and she started telling at me and

796
00:39:00,680 --> 00:39:02,440
Speaker 1: my friend Chris, who were walking, and she was like

797
00:39:02,560 --> 00:39:05,080
Speaker 1: excuse me and I was like yes, and she went

798
00:39:05,480 --> 00:39:07,040
Speaker 1: are you too identical twins?

799
00:39:09,040 --> 00:39:12,279
Speaker 2: And we looked similar but we said no. She was like,

800
00:39:13,160 --> 00:39:17,680
Speaker 2: yes you are, But anyway, Chris is dead. Chris passed away.

801
00:39:17,719 --> 00:39:20,080
Speaker 2: He died the car crash. Can we get a thank

802
00:39:20,120 --> 00:39:21,520
Speaker 2: you for the stories? Pop on the.

803
00:39:23,520 --> 00:39:28,440
Speaker 3: Other crowd place, just a little like thank you, You're

804
00:39:28,560 --> 00:39:31,640
Speaker 3: so welcome. Okay, so we need to do so we

805
00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:34,239
Speaker 3: have the opening, you sing more. We need a little

806
00:39:34,280 --> 00:39:37,080
Speaker 3: more of the song, so I'll do a beat for

807
00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:40,560
Speaker 3: this part. You can rap and of course Camilla.

808
00:39:40,320 --> 00:39:43,680
Speaker 2: Camilla Cabella will sing her hit single on the radio. Right, Yes,

809
00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:47,960
Speaker 2: And who are you Sam? Huh? Who are you? Oh?

810
00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:53,839
Speaker 2: First aid? Yeah, he's first aid kid. Okay, in case

811
00:39:53,920 --> 00:39:57,280
Speaker 2: we need if I got band aids that burn cream.

812
00:39:57,440 --> 00:40:01,319
Speaker 3: That's actually that is helpful, follow because no one it's

813
00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:03,000
Speaker 3: it's it's an important part of the band.

814
00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:04,080
Speaker 5: Do you have an emergency?

815
00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:07,920
Speaker 2: I was the one who responded when that man passed.

816
00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:10,680
Speaker 5: No, like vitamin C that you put in your water.

817
00:40:11,080 --> 00:40:15,640
Speaker 2: Oh that didn't help him. Okay, here we go.

818
00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:27,160
Speaker 5: My girlfriend's pregnant too, so is my mom. I put

819
00:40:27,200 --> 00:40:29,560
Speaker 5: her in the trunk and I dove into the water

820
00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:31,200
Speaker 5: because of you, am.

821
00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:34,840
Speaker 2: And it's you, babe. I'm addicted to the way that

822
00:40:34,960 --> 00:40:37,600
Speaker 2: you move, Babe. I could try to run, but you

823
00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:45,120
Speaker 2: will be huge and don't be the same you. Hey,

824
00:40:47,120 --> 00:40:48,120
Speaker 2: then you move and.

825
00:40:52,760 --> 00:41:10,799
Speaker 6: Bomb Sweater already getting nervous, calm and drops up.

826
00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:15,800
Speaker 5: To reality. The ghost gravity Wow.

827
00:41:16,520 --> 00:41:20,839
Speaker 2: Well what an awesome performance. Whoa guys, that's too much.

828
00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:26,080
Speaker 2: What time is it in the show? Sam? Hold on,

829
00:41:29,440 --> 00:41:39,680
Speaker 2: hold on? The one real music in the song was

830
00:41:39,760 --> 00:41:41,120
Speaker 2: and the show is so quiet.

831
00:41:41,960 --> 00:41:44,680
Speaker 7: Well it's on the same Well it's the other one's

832
00:41:44,719 --> 00:41:56,719
Speaker 7: gonna get loud too, and how are Oh it's a

833
00:41:56,800 --> 00:41:57,239
Speaker 7: real thing.

834
00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:00,319
Speaker 2: About an hour by