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Speaker 2: sixth through the twenty eighth. I'm not sure where I

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Speaker 2: want to start today as I look at our little

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Speaker 2: sheet boy, do I not know? Is it Jason I

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Speaker 2: pooped the bed last night? Or is it Kaitlin I'm

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Speaker 2: going to see Rob Thomas. To me, those are the

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Speaker 2: same things.

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Speaker 1: It's giving the same energy.

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Speaker 2: If you, if one of you can come up with

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Speaker 2: your own idea that would be. I mean honest, back

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Speaker 2: to back, y'all just writeing the same thing. I guess

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Speaker 2: we'll do both. Jason, are you see it? You really did?

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Speaker 2: I did?

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Speaker 1: I pooped the bad List?

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Speaker 2: What? Like?

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Speaker 1: How you guys?

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Speaker 2: How is it? I mean, I'm not even trying to

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Speaker 2: like make this like you know, dirty humor, but it's

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Speaker 2: like I got to understand how this is. This happens

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Speaker 2: to you guys, and it doesn't happen to me, And

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Speaker 2: I'm not above it.

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Speaker 1: I'm not above it. I just it just I don't understand.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I've had some accidents in the past, but this

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Speaker 3: was the first time that I will say it was like, yeah,

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Speaker 3: like some you know, oopsies like in the past, or

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Speaker 3: you know, you fly into the sun and you get burned,

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Speaker 3: you know, but this one.

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Speaker 2: Like how how without getting too far into it, like

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Speaker 2: can you now?

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Speaker 3: So we laid down to go to sleep, and oh good,

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Speaker 3: so so Mike the Mechanic was with you. Yeah, we

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Speaker 3: were all nestled in the dogs, you know, rendy for

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Speaker 3: a good night's slumber, and I trusted a fart and

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Speaker 3: I shouldn't have and I pooped myself.

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Speaker 2: I'm for once in my life, I'm speechless constitution.

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Speaker 3: I know, but this one, like normally you could tell,

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Speaker 3: especially when you have like I probably either am lactose

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Speaker 3: intolerant or have IBS, so you learn to know, like okay, like, oh,

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Speaker 3: this is not gonna be a good one like I

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Speaker 3: should normally.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, you know, a gallon of milk before you

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Speaker 1: went to bed? I mean, what, like what did you?

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Speaker 1: What are you doing? I made dinner. I had a

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Speaker 1: lot of cheese in it.

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Speaker 3: And so even though I think I'm lactose intolerantor refused

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Speaker 3: to not eat cheese, because like, who could ever give

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Speaker 3: cheese up?

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Speaker 1: Right? So you know, I.

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Speaker 2: The bed next to my partner, I probably that might be.

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Speaker 2: That might be what would do it for me? That

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Speaker 2: might be the deciding factor as far as I got

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Speaker 2: to tell you, I feel like if I went in

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Speaker 2: a relationship, I would be the skinniest person alive because

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Speaker 2: I think there's a lot of stuff that I do

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Speaker 2: now that I wouldn't do in front of someone else. Like,

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Speaker 2: first of all, I wouldn't order like two full meals

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't.

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Speaker 2: There's food that I get a little risky with it

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Speaker 2: at home I know it's gonna make my stomach grumble,

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Speaker 2: like you know, ice cream or whatever, cheese, And I

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Speaker 2: do it anyway because you know what if I if

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Speaker 2: because I'm alone. But but if I were with someone else,

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Speaker 2: I feel like I would eat less because I'd be

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Speaker 2: be very careful about, you know, any risky food. So

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Speaker 2: this is my this is the more important question. How

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Speaker 2: did you? How did you eloquently and gracefully remove yourself

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Speaker 2: from this situation?

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Speaker 1: Like how what happens next?

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Speaker 2: Because you got military excuse me, not military mic, that

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Speaker 2: would be a fantasy of your.

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Speaker 1: Excuse you, Mi mechanic.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we got a lot of mics around here, but

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Speaker 2: we got Mike the mechanic in bed with you.

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Speaker 1: How this happened? Like what do you?

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Speaker 2: What do you do next?

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Speaker 3: So a lot of different options ran through my mind

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Speaker 3: very quickly, like do I first tell him and then

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Speaker 3: take care of it? Or do I go take care

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Speaker 3: of it and then tell him? So I got up immediately.

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Speaker 3: I decided to choose option B. Ran to the bathroom

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Speaker 3: to take care of it. I said nothing, just ran

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Speaker 3: in the bathroom took another shower. So he's probably like,

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Speaker 3: what the heck is going on. Then I came back

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Speaker 3: out and I was like, I need you to get up,

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Speaker 3: and he's like why, and I'm like, just just get up,

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Speaker 3: like I have to change the sheet. Just get up,

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Speaker 3: and he's like, what happened to the dogs and something?

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Speaker 3: I was like, no, just get up.

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Speaker 1: I finally I had to landed on the dogs, led

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Speaker 1: on the dogs. It was not a dog. It was

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Speaker 1: not a dog situation. So I was like, what is what?

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Speaker 1: Like what I don't understand. You have to get up,

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Speaker 1: and so he was like what he told him. I

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Speaker 1: was like, he's like, do you need it? Depends? I

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Speaker 1: was like, maybe just get out, let me fix it.

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Speaker 3: Like he went and he laid on the couch and

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Speaker 3: I had to like course him to come back to bed.

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Speaker 1: I was like, can you come back to bed? He's like,

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Speaker 1: you pooped in the bed.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, I know, but it wasn't an accident, Okay,

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Speaker 3: Like I'm sorry, it was clean it up.

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Speaker 1: Come back to.

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Speaker 2: Bed, right.

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Speaker 3: So he threw everything in the washir and then God

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Speaker 3: bless his soul, because if if some person forced their

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Speaker 3: way into my house and wouldn't leave for fourteen years

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Speaker 3: and then pooped in my bed, I would one hundred

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Speaker 3: percent kick him out, like cops called this person as

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Speaker 3: a squatter, like get out here at like straight to jail,

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Speaker 3: right like one hundred percent. But that man got back

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Speaker 3: into bed and we went to sleep.

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Speaker 2: I mean, Jason, I don't know what to do. There's Chason,

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Speaker 2: no judgment. I want you to know there's no judgment.

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Speaker 2: This is a safe place. But I really don't understand

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Speaker 2: how this happens to certain people in the show and

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Speaker 2: not others. I just I don't. And then the ones

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Speaker 2: that it happens to you guys insist it's commonplace, and

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Speaker 2: it's just not. It's not.

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Speaker 1: I hate to break it to you. Everyone but Kiki

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Speaker 1: had it happened to them?

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Speaker 3: Oh, I know, I never crapped the bed, No, I have, right,

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Speaker 3: I'm just the honest one that's going to talk about it.

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Speaker 2: Why I'm honestly not lying about this. I think you've

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Speaker 2: heard some of the stories I've told over the years

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Speaker 2: that are highly embarrassing. I wouldn't have any issue admitting

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Speaker 2: this I just I don't know why we're playing Russian

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Speaker 2: Roulette with our booties. I don't know why, Like, why

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Speaker 2: are we playing with fire? Like if there's any chance,

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Speaker 2: why why are we? Like?

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: Maybe it'll be fine, and then that you learned an

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Speaker 2: important lesson. You know, No, you didn't, because it's happened before.

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Speaker 2: I've never pooped in the bad.

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Speaker 3: This is this is this is the first time ever

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Speaker 3: since it might be I think there needs to be

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Speaker 3: some changes, and by changes, I'm not giving up cheese.

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Speaker 1: I will just buy some depends.

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Speaker 2: Wow, Jason, we've all brought you together. We brought you

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Speaker 2: together here because your your behavior is affecting us negatively

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Speaker 2: in the following ways, like the mechanics in the hallway.

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Speaker 1: He'd like to come in and talk to you. Running out,

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Speaker 1: I'm running around because we love you.

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Speaker 2: Yes, yes, you have to run around the parking lot

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Speaker 2: of the express walk. Well, the van for for bed poopers, Anonymous,

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Speaker 2: you know, waits for you. I need you to accept

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Speaker 2: help now, Jason. I'm not going I just oh, man,

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Speaker 2: I just I woke up today and I opened our

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Speaker 2: little document and the first thing it says, there, Jason,

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Speaker 2: I pooped the bed last night. Dear to help, help, help, Hell,

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Speaker 2: you claim you need help, but like this, you're a

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Speaker 2: repeat offender, sus up every time.

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Speaker 1: Never. God, you know, I don't know what to do.

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Speaker 1: This just at work. Yeah, I don't know what to do.

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Speaker 2: I got to move on. I can't.

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Speaker 1: I can't.

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Speaker 2: And Cal's going to Rob Thomas concert. We'll get back

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Speaker 2: to that. I mean, it's pretty much same thing, but

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Speaker 2: we'll get back to that in a minute. I've got,

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Speaker 2: as you know, I I Taylor the biggest stories of

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Speaker 2: the day to you guys. You know, I want to

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Speaker 2: make sure that you're fully informed. I have a tailor

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Speaker 2: story today, I have new words to teach you today.

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Speaker 2: And I have a lab Bubu story for you today