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Speaker 1: That's it. That's my name. Don't wear it out? Is

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Speaker 1: that like a dad phrase?

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Speaker 2: We're talking about dad jokes now we have dad phrases

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Speaker 2: like what time is it?

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Speaker 1: It's hard for you to go to watch I would

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Speaker 1: always say to my dad, I'm gonna go to get

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Speaker 1: a haircut.

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Speaker 2: Well did you get them all cut?

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Speaker 1: Exactly?

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Speaker 2: What?

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Speaker 1: Alex is my husband.

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Speaker 2: He's like the king of the dad lines, like I'm

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Speaker 2: gonna go take a shower, Well this time? Why don't

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Speaker 2: you use soap? Okay, I don't know where is it from?

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Speaker 2: What does that even mean?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Yes, carry to whoever stole my depression medication. I

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Speaker 1: hope you're happy now. Oh my uncle used to say

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Speaker 1: that all the time.

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Speaker 2: All the time he did, I hope you're happy. Now

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Speaker 2: Here comes the uncle with the depression medicine joke.

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Speaker 1: What is today Friday?

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Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 1: It is all day? All day? Right? Thanks dad? All right?

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Speaker 2: Line nineteen Emily calling from Cleveland. We'll say hi, Hi Emily, Hi,

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Speaker 2: how are you guys?

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Speaker 1: Well? I don't know.

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Speaker 2: It's like it's I think National Tell a Joke Day.

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Speaker 2: We changed it to National dad joke because for some

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Speaker 2: reason we're into them, Like do you have one, Yes,

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Speaker 2: I do have one.

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Speaker 1: Okay, what you call a jalapeno in Antarctica? What do

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Speaker 1: you call a jialipino an Arctica?

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Speaker 2: A chili pepper? As as you as long as you

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Speaker 2: preface it by saying it's a dad joke, then you're allowed.

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Speaker 1: It's you're allowed.

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Speaker 2: To be as awful as possible, because that's the point,

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Speaker 2: right Emily. All right, thank you, Emily. We're worried about you.

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Speaker 2: I hope you have a good day. Thanks for listening

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Speaker 2: to you. Thank you