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Speaker 1: Today, I fed up by making boom boom on a

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Speaker 1: school trip.

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Speaker 2: Oh god, on a school trip.

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Speaker 1: On I school trip education, I know.

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Speaker 3: I didn't know the magic school bus was getting uh

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Speaker 3: was turning into bang bus.

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Speaker 1: Hey, missus frizzle, you're not again classes in session, baby,

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Speaker 1: open your books. We're about to get into it.

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Speaker 2: Oh.

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Speaker 3: The book is called Karma Sutra, by the way. That

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Speaker 3: is Miss Frizzle's going on an adventure.

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Speaker 1: Magic school bus. Missus Frizzle's kind of bad if you

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Speaker 1: think about it.

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Speaker 3: Like, h how obvious, missus Frizzle, Miss Frizzle big club.

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Speaker 1: I'll pass that frizz over here. Sorry, missus Frizzle, and

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Speaker 1: whoever wrote that book.

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Speaker 3: You know, no, we are very respectful and we expect

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Speaker 3: your ability to educate children.

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Speaker 1: All education here, just like this person in the story.

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Speaker 1: It all it's all about education.

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Speaker 2: Education. We're here for the kids. Do it for the kids.

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Speaker 1: So I'm an eighteen year old female on a school

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Speaker 1: trip to Berlin. Fun times right, Well, yeah, that's kind

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Speaker 1: of the problem. I'm having too much fun. So you see,

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Speaker 1: my school understands that eighteen year olds don't want to

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Speaker 1: go to bed at eight and drink roup beer. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's that's pretty accurate.

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Speaker 2: We want to drink real beer.

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Speaker 1: We want to drink real beer beer. It also helps

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Speaker 1: that we're from a country where drinking beer is probably

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Speaker 1: consumed more than water. So what do we do? They

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Speaker 1: tell us that we can do whatever we want on

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Speaker 1: Thursday night as long as we're home by three am

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Speaker 1: and ready to travel home the next morning, which is

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Speaker 1: very late for like.

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Speaker 2: Bro, three, m are you eating? M It's so freaking late.

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Speaker 3: So late, bro, what I'm twenty four at my bedtime

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Speaker 3: is like sooner than three am.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, man, I'm just an old band now.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel it. Like sometimes I just be like

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Speaker 1: drifting off at ten or eleven, and I'm like, wow,

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Speaker 1: I'm just old.

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Speaker 2: Yeah I'm not old. Throw my back at again, back out.

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Speaker 1: So now, oh, well, would you look at that it

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Speaker 1: is one a m. And want to know what I've

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Speaker 1: been doing?

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Speaker 2: Let me tell you, tell me, tell me what you've

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Speaker 2: been doing.

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Speaker 1: Well, I found out that a guy I kind of

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Speaker 1: flirted with back home was also.

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Speaker 2: On a school trip to Berlin.

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Speaker 1: Fun, what are.

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Speaker 2: All these school trips to Berlin? Why is everyone over there?

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Speaker 1: Yea, this is this is a little bit too. It's

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Speaker 1: too much rucus too much ruckus m too much rocus

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Speaker 1: dms were slimmed into and one of my roommies had

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Speaker 1: the best idea, why don't you tell them to come

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Speaker 1: over to her hotel me and the other room. He

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Speaker 1: can hang out on the couches right outside the door. Now,

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Speaker 1: shout out to this roommate. This is a real one.

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Speaker 1: This is the realist of ones like I don't know

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Speaker 1: that for my best friend, I'm like, yeah, I'm trying

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Speaker 1: to sleep. Like cool, great idea plans were made, But wait,

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Speaker 1: what if we get a noise complaint? The hotel is

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Speaker 1: so old that we can't drop items on the floor

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Speaker 1: or walk too hard after ten pm it's too loud.

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Speaker 1: What if teachers find out? Oh god, what if they

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Speaker 1: get a noise complaint because of our devil's tango?

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Speaker 3: I like all the different words for uh, the boom boom,

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Speaker 3: great vote have here?

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Speaker 2: This is this is your sat vote cab coming in.

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Speaker 1: That's right, that's right. She passed, and Opie says, I

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Speaker 1: would never look at them the same way. Again, I

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Speaker 1: wouldn't either, So I express some of these concerns to

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Speaker 1: my roomies. Thankfully, there's some of my best friends as well,

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Speaker 1: and they know I have anxiety and they just tell

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Speaker 1: me to chill. Nothing will happen. It's only eleven pm.

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Speaker 1: It's not that bad. It's gonna be fun. Yeah okay, op,

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Speaker 1: yeah yeah, come on, like, who's gonna complain about a

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Speaker 1: squeaky bed, right, They're right. The teachers are probably asleep now,

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Speaker 1: nothing to worry about.

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Speaker 2: Easy.

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Speaker 1: Now, my sneaky link is here and I have to

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Speaker 1: let him in through the gate and walk him up

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Speaker 1: to our room. It's showtime.

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Speaker 2: I thought it was specifically not supposed to be showtime, though.

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Speaker 1: It's quiet Loki showtime, play time. Oh okay, I bring

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Speaker 1: him to my room. Roomies hang outside. We have as

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Speaker 1: quiet boom boom as humanly possible, because I'm terrified of

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Speaker 1: anyone hearing. But of course it's still pretty loud. YadA, YadA, YadA.

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Speaker 1: It's time for him to leave. I ride the elevator

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Speaker 1: with him because that elevator is just super complicated. I'm

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Speaker 1: relieved we did it. Nothing went wrong. It is okay.

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Speaker 3: No, it's not like I like happy endings. But as

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Speaker 3: you might be able to tell, the post has to continue.

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Speaker 1: I'm about to ruin your good spirits. Here. I'm just

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Speaker 1: gonna take a dukie, hot dukie all over.

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Speaker 2: Him, hot nuki. I would reap prefer a cold dookie.

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Speaker 1: No, it's it's pipe and ding. The elevator door opens.

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Speaker 1: My history teacher is waiting on the other side her

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Speaker 1: freaking hello teacher is there. I'm standing there with this guy.

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Speaker 1: I look like I just made the boom boom, running makeup,

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Speaker 1: messy hair, like the whole nine yards. What do I do?

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Speaker 1: Ignore him, Pretend I don't know the guy act drunk,

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Speaker 1: which is a terrible.

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Speaker 2: Terrible thing to do.

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Speaker 1: Acting drug get much worse.

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Speaker 3: Much much worse, because then, like the teachers actually maybe

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Speaker 3: concerned for your safety, right exactly, Yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 1: You know, not looking so great. Op ends up saying, oh, well.

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Speaker 2: Hello there, hello there I am.

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Speaker 3: I'm imagining like a seventeen hundred British person saying like

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Speaker 3: a pinky out definitely like a little teacup.

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Speaker 1: Hello, the whole like I'm about to like sign something

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Speaker 1: into Parliament in seventeen hundred British.

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Speaker 3: He is a history teacher, after all, so maybe, yeah,

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Speaker 3: maybe he'd appreciate that.

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Speaker 1: She says that like an effing idiot. I think he

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Speaker 1: said high back but honestly, my brain was yelling, no way,

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Speaker 1: this is happening right now, Like she's just totally bugging out,

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Speaker 1: So I don't remember, to be honest, Sneaky Link walks

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Speaker 1: back home. I panic in my room. My roommates die

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Speaker 1: of laughter, and now I'm writing this, I will never

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Speaker 1: look at my history teacher the same way ever again.

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Speaker 1: It's the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened. But hey,

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Speaker 1: at least it'll be a fun story in a few

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Speaker 1: years when I finished school, right right.

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Speaker 2: I love how she started to convince herself at that

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Speaker 2: end of the post, like this is all gonna be

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Speaker 2: worth it.

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Speaker 1: Please, I mean, hey, you know you made it on okop.

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Speaker 1: That's you could.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, put down on your resume. That's gonna get

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Speaker 3: you on the college.

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Speaker 1: You don't need those.

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Speaker 2: SATs, You don't need that four point zero.

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Speaker 3: You just you be on this show being talked about

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Speaker 3: in front of the world.

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Speaker 1: Right, anyone will want to hire you after being on this.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, we're doing We're doing a big favor here,

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Speaker 1: Frankie down here.

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Speaker 3: Ope, if you want to reach out to us, let

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Speaker 3: us know, Frankie Downhill, we want you man, give us

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Speaker 3: your contact for this turn of weird for the show

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Speaker 3: say I'm not a sneaky link.

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Speaker 1: It was funny because like you were trying, I could

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Speaker 1: see like your gears working, like, oh, hey, this is weird.

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Speaker 1: Let me move on to the next thing.

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Speaker 2: But then yeah, let me dig I'm trying to think

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Speaker 2: myself out of it.

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Speaker 1: Was also weird. It's just not in a winning scenario.

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Speaker 3: There's a lot of improv going on here, and so

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Speaker 3: we're like old men of the West. We got guns

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Speaker 3: on our side. We were like, you know, you never

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Speaker 3: know when we're gonna shoot this down.

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Speaker 2: Ain't big enough for the both of us.

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Speaker 1: Only one of us can do this, well, Sam, this

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Speaker 1: has been an other John successful edition.

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Speaker 3: I would say successful edition also, John, I think we

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Speaker 3: right now, Yes we do.

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Speaker 1: What is that request?

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Speaker 3: Freaking subscribe, baby, subscribe, leave a comment, smash it, smash

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Speaker 3: that button harder than uh boo got boom boomed.

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Speaker 2: All right, I'll see you guys in the next episode.