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Speaker 1: There's a lot of sweaty people in this country right now.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's we don't even have to work out

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Speaker 2: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, and you have

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Speaker 2: found the Full Show podcast. And one of the best

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Speaker 2: parts of today's Full Show on a Friday is.

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Speaker 1: Always Jeff's parody song, Oh It's all.

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Speaker 2: It's all for the sweaty people, the people who hate

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Speaker 2: that hotness, and I think.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna enjoy it. It's pretty clever. The way he

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Speaker 1: worked Eddie Veteran was impressive.

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Speaker 2: Yes, yes, for real, we're gonna get to that, but

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Speaker 2: we always love to start with your wonderful comments.

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Speaker 1: What do you see in Alexis?

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Speaker 3: Speaking of Jeff's song of the week, fish Boy Games said,

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Speaker 3: I've gone from listening to music when I drive, cook work,

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Speaker 3: and shower to listening to your show. And even my

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Speaker 3: first born was conceived while I listened to Jeff's song

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Speaker 3: of the week.

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Speaker 1: He's making babies. Yeah, wow, ye, get ready for twins?

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Speaker 1: Okay song?

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Speaker 4: All right?

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Speaker 1: Your Full Show podcast starts right now.

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Speaker 5: It's Brooken Jeffrey in the Morning and got some bad

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Speaker 5: news for the one and only Brook Fox.

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Speaker 1: No bad news today jez.

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Speaker 6: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 5: I don't know what you're gonna do with this information.

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Speaker 5: You're probably gonna be frustrated. Oh no, but a ten

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Speaker 5: year study just wrapped up and it's revealed something somewhat

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Speaker 5: shocking that drinks stored in glass bottles contain more microplastics

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Speaker 5: than ones in plastic bottles.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I'm guessing that this study was done by the

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Speaker 2: Plastic Bottle Association.

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Speaker 5: It was done by the Global Health Organization.

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Speaker 1: How would that be?

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Speaker 5: They analyzed hundreds of different soft drinks and waters and colas, alcohols, wines,

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Speaker 5: even beer, and they expected the opposite result. When they

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Speaker 5: did the study did not think they were going to

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Speaker 5: get back these readings. But for example, iced tea and

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Speaker 5: lemonade averaged eighty six point three microplastic particles in glass containers,

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Speaker 5: but in a plastic container only had two point two particles.

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Speaker 1: I don't really get it.

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Speaker 2: I mean, are you going to give us an explanation

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Speaker 2: because buying more plastic isn't going to help, even in

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Speaker 5: They do have a theory. Experts believe the bottle caps

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Speaker 5: on glass bottles aren't being cleaned properly, so the plastic

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Speaker 5: residue from the cap is falling into the drink. Jokes.

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Speaker 1: I only drink things out of bottles that have cork,

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Speaker 1: so good.

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Speaker 7: That's fine.

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Speaker 5: They're encouraging companies to change their bottling process, but you

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Speaker 5: know that could take years for goals or regulations to

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Speaker 5: be put in place for them.

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Speaker 1: That's interesting though. So you want to look for a

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Speaker 1: glass bottle with a metal cap.

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Speaker 5: No, that don't know. That's what I'm saying. The bottle

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Speaker 5: caps are dissolving and falling into.

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Speaker 1: The fact the plastic bottle caps.

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Speaker 2: No in the glass, but there's plastic caps on glass bottles.

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Speaker 5: Okay. If you want to fight the Global Health Organization

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Speaker 5: on their please do that on your own time visual process.

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Speaker 5: There you go. What you told us, Brook, don't feel

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Speaker 5: bad today when you bust out your plastic straws and

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Speaker 5: your plastic spoons. They are coming back because they are

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Speaker 5: healthier for the plant. They are not.

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Speaker 2: Plastic is so terrible. Stay away from plastic. Where do

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Speaker 2: you think we get microplastics from to begin with? Joe?

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Speaker 5: You can believe Brook or the Global Health Organization's talk

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Speaker 5: to you. That's not what you're saying. Plastics are back

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Speaker 5: in now. Let's move on to the question of the

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Speaker 5: day and head over to our digital producer and see

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Speaker 5: if hopefully we're celebrating ingestable Microplastic Day.

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Speaker 8: I wish, but today's actually National Food Truck Day, Oh,

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Speaker 8: where we recognize the little mobile restaurants who boldly serve

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Speaker 8: you lobster rolls for only nineteen dollars in a parking

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Speaker 8: a Urinalay. Right, but if we're being real, food trucks

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Speaker 8: absolutely sketchy to potentially But I didn't get food poisoning, dude.

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Speaker 9: I do remember the first time being like, oh my god,

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Speaker 5: Act more authentic than this.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, that's why today we're gonna celebrate those gourmet meals

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Speaker 8: on four wheels with a special fork it or floor

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Speaker 8: it edition of twenty. All right, you say number one

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Speaker 1: That's alex Delivery Coffees seven.

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Speaker 8: Alexis. Your mystery term is dong feng rich. It's Chinese,

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Speaker 8: and you decide are you flooring it or forking it?

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Speaker 8: Dong feng rich dong fang rich.

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Speaker 5: You have to visualize like poppy it into your mouth,

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Speaker 5: like getting a nice big spoonful of dong thing rich.

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Speaker 5: Does that sound something like you and it?

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Speaker 8: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: It just sounds like a food I haven't heard Jose

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Speaker 9: Yeah, well, don is a Vietnamese word. Don Tak is

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna go floor it, Jake, it's a food truck.

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Speaker 8: It's either a truck like a type of car, or

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Speaker 10: It's like the.

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Speaker 1: Actual I thought it was just a title of the

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Speaker 8: Either a type of car food.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go fork it. Say it's a food.

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Speaker 8: Alexis says fork it floor in that one. It's a

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Speaker 8: sells herbal tea in a pyramid skime classic Don fag Rich,

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Speaker 8: Alexis is out Brook, seven is off the board.

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Speaker 1: Okay, give me one.

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Speaker 8: Your mystery term is mofo gassy. It's from Africa. I

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Speaker 8: you forking it? Mofo gassy gassy?

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Speaker 2: I mean I could see it being a truck because

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Speaker 2: you put gassy in your truck, I know, But.

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Speaker 5: I could also see being drunk at two in the

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sure gassy is spelled like ga s.

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Speaker 9: I is it like like we say hybrid, we say electric.

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Speaker 7: Like they're just announcing it's a gascar.

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Speaker 1: I feel like it's got to be a food. Give

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Speaker 8: Fork its forking it for that's a sweet breakfast fritter

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Speaker 8: from ot a gascar. Yeah, Jose, it's your turn. One

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Speaker 8: and seven have been chosen.

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Speaker 7: Let's go three.

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Speaker 8: Your term is the Great Wall Wingle. It's from China.

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Speaker 8: Are you forking the Great Wall wingle? Possibly served at

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Speaker 8: Hong Kong Disneyland, or are you flooring it on top

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Speaker 8: of the Great Wall? Perhaps we don't know great Wall Wingle.

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Speaker 7: Great Wall Wigle.

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Speaker 2: It sounds like a dance that it sounds like one

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Speaker 2: of those food challenges, Like there was a restaurant in

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Speaker 2: my hometown. If you ate like an omelet on a

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Speaker 2: large pizza pan, you got a free t shirt.

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Speaker 1: Like can you take on the Great Wall wangle?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 8: I can see that.

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Speaker 9: I can also see he said Disney, like Disney's so

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Speaker 11: Little great Wall great Wall. Maybe Mulan isn't it somehow?

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Speaker 11: But I also think he's just saying Disney to throw

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Speaker 1: It's a it's a car.

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Speaker 8: Yes, yes, the Great Wall Wingle is a Chinese pickup

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Speaker 8: truck that sounds more like a faery with a shoulder injury.

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Speaker 8: Group and Jose have gotten it right. Jeffreed needs you

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Speaker 8: to keep this going.

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Speaker 5: Almost got me though, Jakes eleven.

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Speaker 8: Your term is fu fu? Is it a small African

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Speaker 8: car or a delectable African delicacy? You need to tell

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Speaker 8: me are you florin fufu or fork in foo food?

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Speaker 5: I got sick from some foo foo last night.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think you'd get it sounds so yummy sounds.

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Speaker 5: It sounds like a cute, little tiny like smart car,

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Speaker 5: like the ones that don't even have a backseat, you know.

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Speaker 2: Or it sounds like a delicious like flaky treat, you

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Speaker 12: I'm gonna say, it's a little tiny car. Give me

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Speaker 12: floor it, Jeffries flooring it? Or no, is a West

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Speaker 12: African dough Wow? And if you're wondering it's delicious?

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Speaker 8: Isn't delicious?

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Speaker 13: Though?

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Speaker 8: As Alexis and Jeffrey lost and jose and Brook lighty of.

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Speaker 5: We're getting shocked while singing All Star by smash Mouth.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I'm thinking jeff all the way for his really

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Speaker 2: messed up world health organization.

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Speaker 5: It's my fault. Yeah, somebody once told me the world

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Speaker 5: is gonna roll me. Ain't the shops tool in this?

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Speaker 14: Minutes, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, it's.

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Speaker 5: Almost time for laser stories. But first programming note, We

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Speaker 5: Jeff super cool. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning

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Speaker 5: and we're big in this show on new terms and phrases.

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Speaker 1: What do you got?

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Speaker 5: Gotta let everybody know the hot lingo that's been trending

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Speaker 5: IRL and a new one that's been making the rounds.

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Speaker 5: You may have heard of. This is called sleep divorce.

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Speaker 15: Oh.

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Speaker 1: This is where you get separate bedrooms.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's not like a totally new thing, but it

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Speaker 5: is trending where a couple will opt to sleep in

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they had to sneak their side piece in and

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Speaker 2: it just makes it more convenient any reason.

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Speaker 5: So the solution is sleep in different places. But now

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Speaker 5: a similar one is going viral called screen divorce.

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Speaker 1: Scream screen oh, screen like I'm sorry.

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Speaker 5: Like TV, it's when you do the same thing but

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Speaker 5: with streaming shows where a couple will watch different shows

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Speaker 5: in different rooms, or they'll watch different shows in the

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Speaker 5: same room, but one of you is wearing headphones.

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, that's a lot.

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Speaker 5: Well, the idea is you avoid the situation where one

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Speaker 9: But like, sometimes when you're watching a show that actually

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Speaker 9: has dramas fun to talk about, you guys are like

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Speaker 9: bobaan and then you're like, oh, you can't get ahead

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Speaker 1: I mean, but I will say if I miss any

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Speaker 5: Most A lot of married couples are like, yes, yeah,

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Speaker 7: You're not welcome.

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Speaker 5: If their parent is with them, they're allowed to eat there,

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Speaker 5: It's not even a joke to enter. Customers have to

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Speaker 5: Kids are even more injury prone when you count up

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Speaker 5: The most common reasons we injure ourselves are we get

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Speaker 5: of social media central. Steve Burns, or as you might

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Speaker 5: The podcast is called Alive, and we'll focus on what

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Speaker 5: It's a picture of disney World and it says, give

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm not talking like Walt Disney's bodies cryogenically frozen

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Speaker 5: Just made up things?

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Speaker 1: Brook that my friend is magic.

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Speaker 2: That's there's a balloon daycare and I have a picture

451
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Speaker 2: of what you get at the end of the day.

452
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Speaker 2: It lets you know if your balloon played well with

453
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Speaker 2: other balloon, maybe they ate some snow.

454
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Speaker 5: And if your balloon bit and popped another balloon, do

455
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Speaker 5: you have to reimburse the other family for their balloons?

456
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Speaker 1: Didn't research on what happens a balloon.

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Speaker 5: With misbehaved balloons that gets start. I want to do

458
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Speaker 5: a follow up after this is done, but we'll go

459
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Speaker 5: to the next fun fact about Disney We're finding out

460
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Speaker 5: if these are real magic or just made up. Tragic

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Speaker 5: Number three someone said back in the eighties, Disneyland had

462
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Speaker 5: a rule where if a pregnant woman delivered a baby

463
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Speaker 5: inside the park, her baby would get a lifetime pass.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah.

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Speaker 5: Then they stopped the rule after too many people were

466
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Speaker 5: trying purposely to have their baby.

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Speaker 1: What is that's tragic?

468
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Speaker 2: There's no evidence that the policy ever existed, though I

469
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Speaker 2: do like to imagine a woman delivering on the matterhorn personally,

470
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Speaker 2: just some threat to it.

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Speaker 5: You are over extending your research here.

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Speaker 1: Wouldn't it be a fun roller coaster picture of you

473
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Speaker 1: mid birth?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, Cord, you're actually gonna buy that one different type

475
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Speaker 5: of splash mountain. Number four. One single churro cart inside

476
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Speaker 5: Disneyland can bring in around two million dollars in sales

477
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Speaker 5: a year, just one churro car.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 2: The information I got from this was a TikToker walking

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Speaker 2: up to a churo cart lady in disney World and

481
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Speaker 2: asked her, like, how much did you make today? And

482
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Speaker 2: she pulled out the stats and they said five five

483
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Speaker 2: hundred dollars for the day, which I did the multiplication

484
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Speaker 2: and it's over two million.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I trust you.

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Speaker 5: I'm not going to Number five fun fact about Disneyland.

487
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Speaker 5: We're trying to figure out if these are true or

488
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Speaker 5: false books done the research. It's there's a secret apartment

489
00:24:42,040 --> 00:24:44,840
Speaker 5: inside the castle that you can rent, but at night

490
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Speaker 5: they lock you inside it with a guard outside your door,

491
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Speaker 5: so you can't wander around the park.

492
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Speaker 1: And this one is tragic ish. Okay, yeah you can

493
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Speaker 1: because there is.

494
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Speaker 2: A private invitation only suite called Cinderella Castle Suite right

495
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Speaker 2: at Walt Disney World, but it's not open to the public.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, it's literally.

497
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Speaker 14: Yeah.

498
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Speaker 3: Been in line for riding the person in front of

499
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Speaker 3: me one night in there, wait the person ahead of me.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's amazingly.

501
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Speaker 2: It was originally built for Walt Disney's family for key parties.

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Speaker 14: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Cool. Number six fun facts This was a saint. Walt

504
00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:27,240
Speaker 5: Disney bought his mother a home. There was a fire

505
00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:30,120
Speaker 5: and she passed away in the house. And that's why

506
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Speaker 5: one parent seems to be missing in all of the

507
00:25:32,840 --> 00:25:36,800
Speaker 5: classic Disney movies like Ariel and Jasmine have only their dad.

508
00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:38,280
Speaker 5: So is that true?

509
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Speaker 1: Well, it's kind of magic, very tragic.

510
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Speaker 2: The reason that the movies are missing a parent is

511
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Speaker 2: because of the stories they're based on, Like for like

512
00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:49,920
Speaker 2: The Little Mermaid, that story was originally published in like

513
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Speaker 2: eighteen thirty seven or something like long before. Yeah.

514
00:25:54,520 --> 00:25:56,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're saying her mom deserved it. Yeah, got it.

515
00:25:57,480 --> 00:26:00,679
Speaker 5: Let's keep going again, we're reviewing these These are crazy

516
00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:04,440
Speaker 5: people shared fun facts that they know about Disney on TikTok.

517
00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:07,040
Speaker 5: We took our favorite ones and had Brooke research if

518
00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:09,199
Speaker 5: they're really true or if somebody just made it up.

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00:26:09,920 --> 00:26:13,840
Speaker 5: Number seven, there's a wild bobcat that lives backstage behind Epcot.

520
00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:16,720
Speaker 5: Disney refuses to do anything about it because it keeps

521
00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:20,080
Speaker 5: the population of bunnies down from eating all of their flowers.

522
00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:22,600
Speaker 5: Is that real, Brook or is that made up?

523
00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:23,040
Speaker 4: The heck?

524
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Speaker 2: This one is kind of tragic ish as well, because

525
00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:29,000
Speaker 2: there probably is a bobcat living on the Disney World

526
00:26:29,080 --> 00:26:30,959
Speaker 2: resort properties Florida.

527
00:26:31,440 --> 00:26:35,280
Speaker 1: Yeah yes, but their like whole approach to wildlife is

528
00:26:35,359 --> 00:26:38,080
Speaker 1: maintaining the healthy and balanced ecosystem. It's not because of

529
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Speaker 1: the flowers.

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Speaker 2: Right. I looked it up and you you could see

531
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Speaker 2: poisonous snakes on the property.

532
00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:47,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, know that they're real, Okay, and report them.

533
00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:54,119
Speaker 2: There's been otters, armadillos, coyotes, wild hogs native to Florida.

534
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Speaker 1: You go up to it thinking it's a part of

535
00:26:56,280 --> 00:26:59,360
Speaker 1: the past, especially the wild hog. I mean, I think

536
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Speaker 1: and lion king.

537
00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:02,440
Speaker 5: We're running out of time, but I really want to

538
00:27:02,480 --> 00:27:04,280
Speaker 5: know the answer to this one real quick. Number eight.

539
00:27:04,359 --> 00:27:07,000
Speaker 5: Disney has multiple lawyers at every park, just sitting around

540
00:27:07,280 --> 00:27:09,280
Speaker 5: in case someone gets injured so they can cut you

541
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Speaker 5: a check on the spot. Tell me it's true, it's true.

542
00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:14,920
Speaker 2: I can't find one case where someone got paid on

543
00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:17,560
Speaker 2: the spot, so I'm gonna say unconfirmed.

544
00:27:17,320 --> 00:27:18,159
Speaker 1: When you look it up.

545
00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:21,719
Speaker 2: There is like a trillion law firms waiting to sue Disney,

546
00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:23,280
Speaker 2: so they want you to call them.

547
00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:24,880
Speaker 6: Yea.

548
00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:27,560
Speaker 5: If anybody could cover up the fact that they're giving

549
00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:30,080
Speaker 5: out checks, it's Disney, So I'm not surprised.

550
00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:32,080
Speaker 1: And there's a lot of people on Reddit trying to

551
00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:33,280
Speaker 1: figure out if they have a case or not.

552
00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:34,760
Speaker 7: That's the wall a.

553
00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:40,639
Speaker 5: Secret lawyer, and those are your magic or tragic facts

554
00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:43,520
Speaker 5: about Disney. Actually learned a lot today. Your phone's apps

555
00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:44,200
Speaker 5: coming up right.

556
00:27:44,119 --> 00:27:46,600
Speaker 14: After this freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

557
00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:49,879
Speaker 5: Whenever you hear about robberies or jewelry heist thieves in

558
00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:53,639
Speaker 5: the news, they always use the same tactic, you know,

559
00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:58,240
Speaker 5: burst in, try and surprise everybody, catch the place off guard.

560
00:27:59,119 --> 00:28:05,399
Speaker 5: What a dumb strategy. They were smart, they'd call ahead

561
00:28:05,880 --> 00:28:11,040
Speaker 5: and become buddy buddy with the employee behind the counter arrested. Now,

562
00:28:11,119 --> 00:28:14,200
Speaker 5: maybe even share a funny little code name. Because that's

563
00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:17,639
Speaker 5: what happens today. When Jose calls a jewelry store and

564
00:28:17,760 --> 00:28:19,520
Speaker 5: ask the guy working there if you could do him

565
00:28:19,560 --> 00:28:22,680
Speaker 5: a couple of favors, it would make things a lot

566
00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:26,960
Speaker 5: easier for him. They will it work. Find out in

567
00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:28,239
Speaker 5: your phone tap right now?

568
00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:35,800
Speaker 16: Hello, thank you calling jewelers.

569
00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:36,399
Speaker 4: This is Alex.

570
00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:37,159
Speaker 16: How can I help you?

571
00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:40,880
Speaker 17: Hy, Alex? Is this phone call being recorded?

572
00:28:43,360 --> 00:28:43,880
Speaker 16: I'm sorry?

573
00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:46,400
Speaker 17: What this phone call? Right now? Do you guys record

574
00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:48,040
Speaker 17: your phone calls the audio?

575
00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:48,360
Speaker 14: Oh?

576
00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:51,840
Speaker 16: No, we do not record our call.

577
00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:55,360
Speaker 18: Oh okay, good, Well I'm hoping you could help me

578
00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:59,920
Speaker 18: with something then, yeah, absolutely, all right. I'm looking to

579
00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:02,600
Speaker 18: buy some fine jewelry as a gift, and I'm trying

580
00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:04,480
Speaker 18: to keep this as discreet as possible.

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Speaker 6: Ah, something for a proposal, I presume no, like I need.

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Speaker 17: To make sure that my wife doesn't find out about this.

583
00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:19,320
Speaker 16: I see an anniversary gift then, or a birthday gift.

584
00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:22,960
Speaker 17: Yes, no, it's not for my wife. It's actually for

585
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Speaker 17: another very special lady. If you catch my drift.

586
00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:31,200
Speaker 16: I don't suppose this is for your mother in law.

587
00:29:34,280 --> 00:29:36,160
Speaker 5: No, it's not for my mother in law.

588
00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:39,960
Speaker 18: Look, look, look all right, I just need to pick

589
00:29:40,040 --> 00:29:42,640
Speaker 18: something out, and to be safe, I know we're not

590
00:29:42,720 --> 00:29:45,600
Speaker 18: being recorded, but from here on out we're going to

591
00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:49,000
Speaker 18: be using code names. Okay, my name is Briar Patch

592
00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:50,360
Speaker 18: and your name is Kim.

593
00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:54,680
Speaker 16: Butcha code names. It's not really something we do here, sir.

594
00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:58,400
Speaker 18: Hey, if you knew my wife, you know this is necessary. Okay, Kim,

595
00:29:58,440 --> 00:30:04,200
Speaker 18: Butcha copy all right, I guess so okay, okay, so

596
00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:05,040
Speaker 18: use my code name.

597
00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:10,280
Speaker 16: That was what was it again, prior Patch Patch?

598
00:30:10,640 --> 00:30:11,440
Speaker 17: Yes, okay?

599
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:14,400
Speaker 6: And Roger And what can I do for you then,

600
00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:16,240
Speaker 6: Briar Patch.

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Speaker 18: First thing, I assume you guys have like like security

602
00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:21,400
Speaker 18: cameras and stuff in your.

603
00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:23,520
Speaker 17: Store, right of course?

604
00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:24,160
Speaker 16: Absolutely?

605
00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:27,000
Speaker 17: Okay, So when I come in just to keep it,

606
00:30:27,160 --> 00:30:29,360
Speaker 17: you know, hush hush, could you like turn them off?

607
00:30:31,040 --> 00:30:31,600
Speaker 16: Absolutely?

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Speaker 14: Not.

609
00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:34,360
Speaker 17: That's just for like ten minutes while I'm there. You

610
00:30:34,360 --> 00:30:36,560
Speaker 17: can turn them right back on. Bro, I'll just buy something.

611
00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:38,960
Speaker 17: I'll be out. There's no footage, there's no evidence.

612
00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:43,760
Speaker 16: You know, there is absolutely no pat It's Briar Patch,

613
00:30:43,840 --> 00:30:49,440
Speaker 16: remember Briar Patch, right, Briar Patch. Thanks for you or anyone.

614
00:30:49,560 --> 00:30:51,800
Speaker 16: That's absolutely not something we can do. We have twenty

615
00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:54,800
Speaker 16: four hour security cameras. There's not even a way for

616
00:30:55,040 --> 00:30:57,520
Speaker 16: us to turn them off if we wanted to, which

617
00:30:57,600 --> 00:30:59,960
Speaker 16: we wouldn't. It's not a thing we do, all right.

618
00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:02,080
Speaker 18: I read your a loud and clear kombucha. Y'all got

619
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Speaker 18: like premium ring over there. That sounds pretty cool, huh.

620
00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:08,440
Speaker 16: Anyway, excuse, it's just I just want I have to ask,

621
00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:09,800
Speaker 16: is this a real phone call?

622
00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:12,000
Speaker 6: This is way out of the bix.

623
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Speaker 17: I promise this is a real call. And I am

624
00:31:14,920 --> 00:31:18,440
Speaker 17: very interested, okay, in all the rare gems or the

625
00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:20,880
Speaker 17: diamond jewels, anything you have available.

626
00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:22,600
Speaker 16: Huh.

627
00:31:23,160 --> 00:31:25,960
Speaker 17: I mean, you guys probably get like really wealthy people

628
00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:28,440
Speaker 17: in here, right, like Nick Cage or or like Ian

629
00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:29,320
Speaker 17: from Love Islands.

630
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Speaker 16: He's frankly, we're located in the Strip mall. We're not

631
00:31:32,320 --> 00:31:35,360
Speaker 16: exactly drawing NBA players here. For the most part, we

632
00:31:35,440 --> 00:31:37,600
Speaker 16: have a very, very wonderful service.

633
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Speaker 17: But I like how you're downplaying it.

634
00:31:41,840 --> 00:31:43,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, here's my playing kombucha.

635
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Speaker 18: I'm gonna pull up in front of your jewelry store

636
00:31:46,040 --> 00:31:49,720
Speaker 18: sometime tomorrow morning. It's a windowless van. I'm going to

637
00:31:49,800 --> 00:31:51,840
Speaker 18: keep it idling because I don't have a lot of time. Okay,

638
00:31:52,760 --> 00:31:54,920
Speaker 18: I'll run into your store. Probably have some sort of

639
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:58,400
Speaker 18: like stocking or head covering that way, you know it's me.

640
00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:01,680
Speaker 16: At this point, this conversation got to end.

641
00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:02,520
Speaker 17: Okay, one last thing.

642
00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:04,360
Speaker 18: Make sure when I come in you put all the

643
00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:06,479
Speaker 18: diamonds on top of the case so that I can

644
00:32:06,560 --> 00:32:07,480
Speaker 18: just pick whatever I want.

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00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:09,840
Speaker 16: Honestly, sure. At this point, I'm just gonna have to

646
00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:11,360
Speaker 16: let you go because no, wait, my.

647
00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:14,120
Speaker 18: Girlfriend kayleb Man, she's gonna be so pissed if I

648
00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:14,960
Speaker 18: don't get her something.

649
00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:21,120
Speaker 16: How did you know that's my girlfriend's name, That's my girlfriend?

650
00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:23,120
Speaker 16: What the hell is going on here?

651
00:32:24,120 --> 00:32:27,000
Speaker 9: I'm totally messing with you, man, I'm so sorry. This

652
00:32:27,160 --> 00:32:28,920
Speaker 9: is actually a joise from the radio show Brook and

653
00:32:28,960 --> 00:32:31,400
Speaker 9: Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing a phone tap on you.

654
00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:39,320
Speaker 9: Oh Kayla your girlfriend, not mine, set you up. She said,

655
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Speaker 9: You've had some shady people coming in there lately, just

656
00:32:41,600 --> 00:32:43,440
Speaker 9: like checking stuff out and leaving.

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Speaker 16: I mean, I'm taking a lot of weird calls over

658
00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:50,360
Speaker 16: the years, this one was by far the most instant.

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Speaker 17: Okay, but for real, now that you know it's me,

660
00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:54,000
Speaker 17: bro if I come down there, you can you.

661
00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:54,400
Speaker 5: Hook me up.

662
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Speaker 16: Not over the phone, but yeah, I know there is

663
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Speaker 16: a back room.

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Speaker 8: I knew it.

665
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Speaker 14: Weake up every morning was foot Tabs weekday mornings on

666
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Speaker 14: the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

667
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Speaker 5: There's so many life hacks being shared online it could

668
00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:13,680
Speaker 5: be hard to identify, like which ones are actually good. Yeah,

669
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Speaker 5: it's true, but trust me when I say recently used

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Speaker 5: running socks do not make good toilet seed warmers. Don't

671
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Speaker 5: even try it. But one of our listeners says she

672
00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:29,000
Speaker 5: heard about a dating life hack on the internet and

673
00:33:29,120 --> 00:33:32,720
Speaker 5: decided to test it out, and surprisingly it worked even

674
00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:37,080
Speaker 5: better than she expected. On her first try, she was

675
00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:39,760
Speaker 5: able to lock down a date. Now, could this hack

676
00:33:39,920 --> 00:33:42,640
Speaker 5: change your love life too? Maybe you got to hear

677
00:33:42,680 --> 00:33:46,080
Speaker 5: it in a second date update right after this second

678
00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:51,320
Speaker 5: date update date meeting a good single guy is like

679
00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:54,680
Speaker 5: finding an open parking space at Costco on a second,

680
00:33:56,840 --> 00:33:57,400
Speaker 5: they exist.

681
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Speaker 1: I don't want to believe that you want to be aggressive.

682
00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:02,640
Speaker 5: Yes, got to be aggressive and get kind of lucky

683
00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:05,760
Speaker 5: with it, or you could be like Brook and parking

684
00:34:05,840 --> 00:34:07,880
Speaker 5: the rear blocking the fire lane next to the road

685
00:34:07,880 --> 00:34:09,759
Speaker 5: of dumpsters and just call it a day.

686
00:34:10,160 --> 00:34:12,160
Speaker 1: I didn't block the handicapped parking spot.

687
00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:17,840
Speaker 5: So that's how thoughtful point is. Finding good men not easy,

688
00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:21,040
Speaker 5: and that's why our listener Laura says she had to

689
00:34:21,080 --> 00:34:24,560
Speaker 5: find a strategy to help her find a decent dude,

690
00:34:25,040 --> 00:34:28,040
Speaker 5: and apparently she came up with one. So Laura, welcome

691
00:34:28,080 --> 00:34:28,520
Speaker 5: to the show.

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Speaker 2: Hi. Is it bad that I'm hoping that your strategy

693
00:34:31,840 --> 00:34:33,600
Speaker 2: also helps me in the Costco parking lot?

694
00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:35,960
Speaker 10: Not at all.

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00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:39,000
Speaker 5: Tell us about this guy that you met and the

696
00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:40,719
Speaker 5: strategy that you used to find him.

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Speaker 10: So first, let me.

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Speaker 15: Start by saying, and I'm sure everyone can relate to this,

699
00:34:45,080 --> 00:34:47,760
Speaker 15: that I have met so many people that were.

700
00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:51,480
Speaker 10: Duds on both on the APT and in person.

701
00:34:51,840 --> 00:34:52,040
Speaker 4: Yeah.

702
00:34:52,520 --> 00:34:54,440
Speaker 7: Problem is is we think we're catches it and all

703
00:34:54,520 --> 00:34:55,280
Speaker 7: of us are awful.

704
00:34:55,480 --> 00:34:59,880
Speaker 1: Yeah true, just a dodge, yes, yes.

705
00:35:00,880 --> 00:35:03,759
Speaker 15: Okay, okay, So a while back, I was listening to

706
00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:07,200
Speaker 15: this podcast and this girl was giving some really fabulous

707
00:35:07,239 --> 00:35:07,840
Speaker 15: dating advice.

708
00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:08,399
Speaker 14: Oh my god?

709
00:35:08,520 --> 00:35:10,360
Speaker 1: Was it a Lexus on our Brook and Jeffery.

710
00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:15,759
Speaker 5: Why what did she say?

711
00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:19,239
Speaker 15: Well, she said that women are in general having a

712
00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:22,000
Speaker 15: hard time finding a guy that's well put together. Like

713
00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:24,759
Speaker 15: you can meet a guy and he'll be great at first,

714
00:35:25,120 --> 00:35:28,279
Speaker 15: and then everything just goes south really really quickly.

715
00:35:28,719 --> 00:35:31,040
Speaker 5: Which is different than women who are perfect right away.

716
00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:33,960
Speaker 10: No, no, no, no, it's a two way street. I'll

717
00:35:33,960 --> 00:35:35,720
Speaker 10: admit it's a two way streety.

718
00:35:36,719 --> 00:35:38,360
Speaker 5: Okay, So what was the solution?

719
00:35:39,239 --> 00:35:41,640
Speaker 15: Okay, so you're gonna love this girl to go to

720
00:35:41,760 --> 00:35:46,000
Speaker 15: the gym at nine am on a Saturday, kay, and

721
00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:51,320
Speaker 15: the reason being because most guys who are let's just

722
00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:54,160
Speaker 15: be polite and say not put together would never be

723
00:35:54,640 --> 00:35:56,680
Speaker 15: at the gym at nine am on a Saturday because

724
00:35:56,680 --> 00:35:58,680
Speaker 15: they were probably out partying the night before.

725
00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:01,759
Speaker 5: Yeah, not just on a Saturday early like ever, I'm

726
00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:03,759
Speaker 5: not going to the gym. Yeah, I'm done.

727
00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:05,480
Speaker 7: But that's actually a decent strategy.

728
00:36:05,560 --> 00:36:06,360
Speaker 5: But you don't agree.

729
00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:08,560
Speaker 1: No, I mean I get it, Yeah, sure, I get it,

730
00:36:08,640 --> 00:36:10,920
Speaker 1: but I think even earlier than that. Yeah, it's so

731
00:36:11,040 --> 00:36:13,160
Speaker 1: busy at nine you have a buddy who.

732
00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:15,040
Speaker 7: Literally works out to get rid of his hangover.

733
00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:15,640
Speaker 14: He sweat.

734
00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:17,680
Speaker 6: Okay, I.

735
00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:21,360
Speaker 5: Get the idea, though, You want to go at a

736
00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:24,960
Speaker 5: time when like all the party guys are supposedly it's

737
00:36:25,040 --> 00:36:25,920
Speaker 5: too early for them.

738
00:36:26,080 --> 00:36:29,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, or there are people who party. They can manage it,

739
00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:30,799
Speaker 1: you know, they still work out.

740
00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:35,279
Speaker 5: That's perseverance right there. What's the talent? Like at the

741
00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:36,920
Speaker 5: gym at nine am on a Saturday.

742
00:36:37,719 --> 00:36:43,120
Speaker 15: Shockingly, a lot of really cute, well put together magh okay.

743
00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:44,480
Speaker 5: Jack putt okay.

744
00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:47,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, So did you have your pick or what I

745
00:36:47,640 --> 00:36:48,279
Speaker 1: had my pick?

746
00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:50,200
Speaker 15: I got like all deck down and I put on

747
00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:52,600
Speaker 15: my favorite Lulu Lemons and I got.

748
00:36:52,520 --> 00:36:53,600
Speaker 10: Like all up in there.

749
00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:54,200
Speaker 5: Okay.

750
00:36:54,440 --> 00:36:55,719
Speaker 1: So who did you meet?

751
00:36:56,800 --> 00:36:58,800
Speaker 15: I met a guy named Franklin.

752
00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:04,000
Speaker 1: Franklin, Yeah, and I'm not gonna.

753
00:37:03,760 --> 00:37:06,239
Speaker 10: I'm not gonna lie. I legit set myself as bait.

754
00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:08,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, what did you do?

755
00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:10,800
Speaker 15: Well, Like I said, I got all decked out, and

756
00:37:11,040 --> 00:37:13,919
Speaker 15: you know, I kind of like alluded to the fact

757
00:37:13,960 --> 00:37:17,439
Speaker 15: that I didn't know what I was doing, and so yeah,

758
00:37:18,200 --> 00:37:20,120
Speaker 15: I'm ashamed to say it, but I did. And he

759
00:37:20,239 --> 00:37:22,960
Speaker 15: came over and kind of helped me figure out how

760
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:24,440
Speaker 15: to use the machine that I was working on.

761
00:37:26,560 --> 00:37:27,680
Speaker 10: Yeah, it worked out.

762
00:37:27,719 --> 00:37:30,239
Speaker 15: We had a nice little conversation and eventually he asked me.

763
00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:31,120
Speaker 10: Out, oh.

764
00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:33,360
Speaker 14: It works.

765
00:37:33,480 --> 00:37:35,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm still picturing you guys at the machine, Like

766
00:37:35,680 --> 00:37:37,680
Speaker 5: did he come up behind you and like help you

767
00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:38,800
Speaker 5: push the levers?

768
00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:42,359
Speaker 10: This is not porn, hoob, take it easy over there.

769
00:37:43,239 --> 00:37:46,280
Speaker 5: That picture more like ghosts like with the pottery.

770
00:37:46,880 --> 00:37:47,240
Speaker 6: Go ahead.

771
00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:49,439
Speaker 10: Yeah No, I just kind of was like, I can't

772
00:37:49,520 --> 00:37:51,360
Speaker 10: lift these giant plates. Can you help me?

773
00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:55,360
Speaker 1: Strung man to help me rescue me?

774
00:37:55,640 --> 00:37:57,919
Speaker 5: So was the gym your date or did you guys

775
00:37:58,080 --> 00:37:58,960
Speaker 5: like go out for real?

776
00:37:59,280 --> 00:37:59,320
Speaker 14: No?

777
00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:01,400
Speaker 10: We went out and he took me to dinner at Nobu.

778
00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:06,440
Speaker 10: Whoa I know, I know, and I had never been there, so.

779
00:38:06,520 --> 00:38:09,200
Speaker 15: I was really excited he suggested it and I was like, wow,

780
00:38:09,280 --> 00:38:11,040
Speaker 15: you know that's a little expensive.

781
00:38:10,640 --> 00:38:11,600
Speaker 1: But did you say that?

782
00:38:11,840 --> 00:38:15,160
Speaker 10: Like yeah, I was like, whoa Nobu? Okay, first date.

783
00:38:15,239 --> 00:38:16,080
Speaker 10: That's like setting your.

784
00:38:16,080 --> 00:38:16,839
Speaker 5: Bar really high.

785
00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:18,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, totally.

786
00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:19,160
Speaker 6: So how was it?

787
00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:20,840
Speaker 10: It was amazing.

788
00:38:20,960 --> 00:38:22,200
Speaker 15: We had a really good time.

789
00:38:23,280 --> 00:38:26,080
Speaker 10: We really connected. We tried some new.

790
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:29,640
Speaker 15: Sushi together, which is always an interesting conversation piece, at least.

791
00:38:31,120 --> 00:38:34,680
Speaker 5: Before Yeah, did you play the damsel in distress again

792
00:38:34,719 --> 00:38:36,359
Speaker 5: and be like, oh, I don't know how to use

793
00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:39,239
Speaker 5: these chopsticks. I wish I could come over here and

794
00:38:39,320 --> 00:38:39,759
Speaker 5: show me that.

795
00:38:41,040 --> 00:38:43,200
Speaker 15: I actually had a friend that was Japanese who told

796
00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:45,239
Speaker 15: me that they don't use chopsticks, that they actually use

797
00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:45,800
Speaker 15: their fingers.

798
00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:47,480
Speaker 10: So when I eat sushi, I eat my hands.

799
00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:49,399
Speaker 5: That's a look.

800
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Speaker 2: I don't know if that's true or not. And I

801
00:38:51,239 --> 00:38:53,400
Speaker 2: think it's really funny if your friend was truly new.

802
00:38:55,680 --> 00:38:57,840
Speaker 7: Yeah, just double fisted and sushi on the table.

803
00:38:58,880 --> 00:38:59,880
Speaker 5: You had some hand sushi.

804
00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:02,640
Speaker 15: That's nice, hanc Yeah, and then I mean they call

805
00:39:02,719 --> 00:39:03,879
Speaker 15: him hand rolls, right, yeah?

806
00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:04,160
Speaker 17: Yeah.

807
00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:07,640
Speaker 5: What about the connection with Franklin?

808
00:39:08,200 --> 00:39:10,840
Speaker 15: No, we really did connect and we were talking like future,

809
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:15,239
Speaker 15: which was was kind of like I was kind of like, yeah,

810
00:39:15,320 --> 00:39:17,480
Speaker 15: like we were talking about like traveling together and like

811
00:39:17,560 --> 00:39:19,240
Speaker 15: going skydiving.

812
00:39:18,719 --> 00:39:22,160
Speaker 1: And you're on the phone with us. There has to

813
00:39:22,239 --> 00:39:24,440
Speaker 1: be something bad that happened in the night.

814
00:39:24,719 --> 00:39:27,480
Speaker 5: Already, someone that's this put together.

815
00:39:28,560 --> 00:39:29,440
Speaker 1: It's getting weird now.

816
00:39:29,600 --> 00:39:37,120
Speaker 5: It's like nobody's this charming and I know, I know, Wow,

817
00:39:38,520 --> 00:39:40,000
Speaker 5: all right, so how did.

818
00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:40,320
Speaker 6: You end it?

819
00:39:41,120 --> 00:39:43,960
Speaker 15: We ended the night with a hug, and I assumed

820
00:39:44,080 --> 00:39:46,160
Speaker 15: that we'd go out again, of course, because we had

821
00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:48,920
Speaker 15: such a great time and I haven't heard from him

822
00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:49,640
Speaker 15: in like two weeks.

823
00:39:49,719 --> 00:39:50,640
Speaker 10: He just disappeared.

824
00:39:50,840 --> 00:39:53,359
Speaker 1: Have you reached out to him gym?

825
00:39:53,960 --> 00:39:54,240
Speaker 10: Okay?

826
00:39:54,400 --> 00:39:56,759
Speaker 15: So I reached out to him just one time. I

827
00:39:56,800 --> 00:39:58,920
Speaker 15: didn't want to see meaty, And no, I never went

828
00:39:58,960 --> 00:40:00,759
Speaker 15: back to the gym on the Saturday morning. So I'm

829
00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:03,399
Speaker 15: actually thinking it could be that because maybe he thinks

830
00:40:03,440 --> 00:40:05,439
Speaker 15: that I just went to the gym, like I set

831
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Speaker 15: my own trap.

832
00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:09,040
Speaker 1: You know what, I don't think that guys put that

833
00:40:09,120 --> 00:40:11,480
Speaker 1: much thought into where they make. They care. I don't

834
00:40:11,480 --> 00:40:12,000
Speaker 1: know if they care.

835
00:40:12,120 --> 00:40:14,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, No, I'm not even gonna put very much thought

836
00:40:14,239 --> 00:40:16,600
Speaker 5: into leaving this break. So let's come back and call

837
00:40:16,680 --> 00:40:18,759
Speaker 5: this guy and do your second date update right after

838
00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:28,400
Speaker 5: this second date update. Who knew nine am on Saturday

839
00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:31,879
Speaker 5: was prime time for available hobbies at the gym?

840
00:40:33,160 --> 00:40:35,120
Speaker 1: Everybody knows. Now it's gonna be slammed.

841
00:40:35,200 --> 00:40:37,840
Speaker 5: Our listener Laura knew because she heard about it on

842
00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:40,920
Speaker 5: a podcast, So she went to check it out, and

843
00:40:41,040 --> 00:40:45,880
Speaker 5: that's where she met hunky and responsible Franklin. He showed

844
00:40:45,960 --> 00:40:49,360
Speaker 5: her how to lift a five pound dumbbell. She showed

845
00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:52,200
Speaker 5: him how to eat sushi with your hands at Nobu.

846
00:40:53,239 --> 00:40:54,399
Speaker 8: This is the traditional way.

847
00:40:54,560 --> 00:40:58,480
Speaker 5: Jem apparently seemed like a match made in heaven. But

848
00:40:58,640 --> 00:41:01,879
Speaker 5: Franklin has now gone too weeks without setting up another date.

849
00:41:02,320 --> 00:41:06,720
Speaker 5: So either that finger sushi hit real wrong or something

850
00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:07,680
Speaker 5: else is going on.

851
00:41:09,280 --> 00:41:11,200
Speaker 1: I do not call it finger sushi.

852
00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:13,719
Speaker 7: Sushi hit good.

853
00:41:14,480 --> 00:41:14,880
Speaker 4: I don't know.

854
00:41:15,160 --> 00:41:17,040
Speaker 1: I just see the chip of a thumb or something.

855
00:41:17,040 --> 00:41:20,320
Speaker 5: It's sitting on a brook. What do you think is

856
00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:20,759
Speaker 5: going on?

857
00:41:21,160 --> 00:41:24,480
Speaker 2: I mean, dating is just so hard, and people have

858
00:41:24,600 --> 00:41:26,520
Speaker 2: so many options, and life is so busy.

859
00:41:26,880 --> 00:41:28,160
Speaker 1: It's just it could not be.

860
00:41:28,239 --> 00:41:30,240
Speaker 7: You at all, could be literally anything.

861
00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:34,640
Speaker 1: Yes, I mean everything you describe sounded perfect. But the

862
00:41:34,680 --> 00:41:36,719
Speaker 1: hand sushi. Did you explain why you were eating with

863
00:41:36,800 --> 00:41:37,280
Speaker 1: your hands?

864
00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:40,040
Speaker 4: You know, just do it? Yeah?

865
00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:42,920
Speaker 5: Of course all Alexis thinks that the issue is the

866
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:44,040
Speaker 5: hand sushi thing.

867
00:41:44,160 --> 00:41:44,920
Speaker 7: That is kind of gross.

868
00:41:44,920 --> 00:41:48,040
Speaker 1: If someone Alexis doesn't know how to eat sushi.

869
00:41:51,160 --> 00:41:53,680
Speaker 5: You weren't feeding each other sushi with your hands, right,

870
00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:55,000
Speaker 5: it was your own hands.

871
00:41:55,480 --> 00:41:56,399
Speaker 1: I think that sounds fun.

872
00:41:59,080 --> 00:42:01,919
Speaker 5: That's how you get banned from Nobu forever. But let's

873
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:07,840
Speaker 5: call Franklin here. Let's call Franklin and see if he

874
00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:10,239
Speaker 5: has some answers for us. Hopefully he picks up and I'm.

875
00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:10,960
Speaker 4: Downing it right now.

876
00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:11,960
Speaker 10: Thank you?

877
00:42:12,480 --> 00:42:23,320
Speaker 5: All right, hold on, hello, Hey is this Franklin?

878
00:42:24,520 --> 00:42:24,640
Speaker 14: Uh?

879
00:42:25,080 --> 00:42:26,879
Speaker 4: Yeah, who's speaking? Man?

880
00:42:27,080 --> 00:42:29,520
Speaker 1: I knew he didn't answer and be put together right now?

881
00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:33,239
Speaker 5: He does not put together. My name is jeff and

882
00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:35,600
Speaker 5: you're actually on a radio show right now called Brook

883
00:42:35,600 --> 00:42:36,840
Speaker 5: and Jeffrey in the Morning.

884
00:42:38,239 --> 00:42:38,560
Speaker 7: Morning.

885
00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:41,880
Speaker 4: Why am I on a radio show right now?

886
00:42:41,920 --> 00:42:42,360
Speaker 6: What's going on?

887
00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:42,960
Speaker 14: Well?

888
00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:46,279
Speaker 5: One of our listeners asked us to reach out to

889
00:42:46,360 --> 00:42:49,279
Speaker 5: you because she had a great time getting sushi the

890
00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:51,000
Speaker 5: other day. Her name is Laura.

891
00:42:52,280 --> 00:42:54,719
Speaker 4: Oh god, Laura.

892
00:42:57,520 --> 00:42:58,799
Speaker 15: Is such a fun show.

893
00:42:58,880 --> 00:43:02,239
Speaker 5: So you liked her? It's sound I like it.

894
00:43:02,400 --> 00:43:07,719
Speaker 1: I like let's let's take that guys. Yeah, Laura, is

895
00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:09,080
Speaker 1: that how you meant it? Franklin?

896
00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:13,879
Speaker 5: No, no, no, I normally don't misread people.

897
00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:18,440
Speaker 2: Okay, that is so crazy, Like what a disconnect between

898
00:43:18,560 --> 00:43:21,640
Speaker 2: how she described you and your reaction.

899
00:43:22,360 --> 00:43:23,160
Speaker 7: She loved the date?

900
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Speaker 4: All right? Yeah? Is that is that all you need

901
00:43:25,600 --> 00:43:26,280
Speaker 4: to ask me about?

902
00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:26,640
Speaker 6: Well?

903
00:43:26,719 --> 00:43:30,719
Speaker 5: No, we uh so there's more to this. We're doing

904
00:43:30,760 --> 00:43:34,560
Speaker 5: a segment called the second Date Update because Laura really

905
00:43:34,600 --> 00:43:37,480
Speaker 5: wants to hang out again with you, and she's a

906
00:43:37,520 --> 00:43:40,440
Speaker 5: little bit confused about why that hasn't happened in the

907
00:43:40,520 --> 00:43:43,040
Speaker 5: two weeks since you went to NOBU together.

908
00:43:43,280 --> 00:43:46,399
Speaker 4: Yeah, h yeah, I don't I don't know, man, I'm

909
00:43:46,800 --> 00:43:49,719
Speaker 4: I'm not sure if I'm really capable of dating her.

910
00:43:50,200 --> 00:43:51,600
Speaker 1: Why man?

911
00:43:52,160 --> 00:43:53,719
Speaker 5: Okay, what does that mean? What do you mean?

912
00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:55,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know. I don't know if I can

913
00:43:55,960 --> 00:44:01,120
Speaker 4: keep up with her lifestyle because she seems, uh high maintenance,

914
00:44:01,840 --> 00:44:02,440
Speaker 4: you know what I mean?

915
00:44:02,840 --> 00:44:05,360
Speaker 11: So I thought you were kind of a high maintenance

916
00:44:05,400 --> 00:44:08,480
Speaker 11: one taking we're trying to get on your roster.

917
00:44:08,360 --> 00:44:08,719
Speaker 5: Even so.

918
00:44:10,840 --> 00:44:14,120
Speaker 4: Hold slow, slow down, guys, we're that was her idea,

919
00:44:14,280 --> 00:44:17,839
Speaker 4: not mine. What she told us.

920
00:44:17,920 --> 00:44:21,120
Speaker 1: It was your idea, and she was like, no, let's

921
00:44:21,160 --> 00:44:22,640
Speaker 1: not do that. It's too expensive.

922
00:44:23,360 --> 00:44:23,840
Speaker 15: No, no, no.

923
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:26,319
Speaker 4: We were kind of tossing ideas back and forth about

924
00:44:26,360 --> 00:44:28,560
Speaker 4: where to go, and I think she was the one

925
00:44:28,560 --> 00:44:30,160
Speaker 4: that actually suggested no, but not me.

926
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Speaker 1: But all right, but you agreed to it, I mean

927
00:44:35,719 --> 00:44:36,400
Speaker 1: a different place.

928
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Speaker 14: Yeah.

929
00:44:37,080 --> 00:44:39,040
Speaker 4: Yeah. I didn't want to seem too difficult, so I

930
00:44:39,160 --> 00:44:41,560
Speaker 4: just kind of went with it, and I honestly didn't

931
00:44:41,560 --> 00:44:42,920
Speaker 4: realize what I was getting it to.

932
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Speaker 2: God, you didn't know, you didn't know, You didn't know

933
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Speaker 2: Nobo's like this high end, super expensive restaurant.

934
00:44:51,040 --> 00:44:52,839
Speaker 5: No, no, no, I'm a Chick fil a kind of guy,

935
00:44:52,920 --> 00:45:00,560
Speaker 5: Like I, well, I mean what one tier below? Pretty close.

936
00:45:01,040 --> 00:45:02,840
Speaker 1: The only time I've been is with my agent.

937
00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:11,239
Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, so did you pay the bit like how much?

938
00:45:11,640 --> 00:45:12,440
Speaker 5: Can we ask how much?

939
00:45:12,640 --> 00:45:13,000
Speaker 7: Was yeah?

940
00:45:13,080 --> 00:45:13,279
Speaker 1: Yeah?

941
00:45:13,360 --> 00:45:15,440
Speaker 4: Instead of a nice little Chick fil a forty dollars day,

942
00:45:15,719 --> 00:45:16,920
Speaker 4: being like four hundred dollars.

943
00:45:17,120 --> 00:45:24,800
Speaker 19: Oh no, I feel bad for you, dude, ikw Okay,

944
00:45:25,040 --> 00:45:27,640
Speaker 19: But honestly, like she thought that you were up for it,

945
00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:30,760
Speaker 19: like she thought she played it as your choice.

946
00:45:31,280 --> 00:45:33,000
Speaker 5: She was appressed because you were in it together.

947
00:45:33,680 --> 00:45:34,359
Speaker 6: Yeah, not quite.

948
00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:37,279
Speaker 4: It was definitely her suggestion, and that gives me that

949
00:45:37,400 --> 00:45:42,400
Speaker 4: whole idea that she's expecting this pretty frequently. And then

950
00:45:42,480 --> 00:45:46,839
Speaker 4: she started talking about expensive things like skydiving and hang

951
00:45:46,920 --> 00:45:50,400
Speaker 4: gliding and had my head spinning. There's no way I

952
00:45:50,480 --> 00:45:51,680
Speaker 4: can afford this girl.

953
00:45:52,480 --> 00:45:55,719
Speaker 3: Okay, people talk about fun things that are expensively.

954
00:45:55,960 --> 00:45:56,160
Speaker 2: Yeah.

955
00:45:56,440 --> 00:45:58,160
Speaker 5: I feel like this has been a little bit of

956
00:45:58,239 --> 00:46:02,240
Speaker 5: a miscommunication, a misunderstand because we didn't get that impression

957
00:46:02,320 --> 00:46:05,720
Speaker 5: from her. And you can actually ask her yourself, Franklin,

958
00:46:05,840 --> 00:46:08,280
Speaker 5: because Laura has been waiting on the other line wanting

959
00:46:08,320 --> 00:46:08,800
Speaker 5: to talk to you.

960
00:46:09,480 --> 00:46:11,480
Speaker 4: Oh gosh, you got set up.

961
00:46:13,160 --> 00:46:14,879
Speaker 7: It's international phone call charging.

962
00:46:15,080 --> 00:46:17,920
Speaker 1: The good news is usually really wealthy people don't call

963
00:46:17,960 --> 00:46:21,160
Speaker 1: our show. Yeahs.

964
00:46:21,160 --> 00:46:23,040
Speaker 5: Anyway, Laura talked to Franklin.

965
00:46:23,840 --> 00:46:26,920
Speaker 10: Hey, Franklin, Laura, what are you?

966
00:46:27,040 --> 00:46:29,400
Speaker 4: What are you doing put me on this radio show? Like,

967
00:46:29,680 --> 00:46:31,080
Speaker 4: what's going on? You're putting on blast?

968
00:46:31,280 --> 00:46:33,920
Speaker 15: What are you doing being a typical jerk and disappearing

969
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:35,960
Speaker 15: and not texting me back and letting me know what's

970
00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:36,279
Speaker 15: going on?

971
00:46:37,320 --> 00:46:38,160
Speaker 7: What the heck?

972
00:46:39,080 --> 00:46:41,160
Speaker 1: Where did that come from? She's mad?

973
00:46:41,440 --> 00:46:44,200
Speaker 15: Well two weeks, dude, two weeks. I thought we had

974
00:46:44,239 --> 00:46:44,799
Speaker 15: a really good time.

975
00:46:44,840 --> 00:46:47,120
Speaker 10: And by the way, guys, Nobu was not my suggestion.

976
00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:47,480
Speaker 2: It was his.

977
00:46:48,680 --> 00:46:52,600
Speaker 1: He said he didn't even know what it was. How

978
00:46:52,640 --> 00:46:53,560
Speaker 1: could he suggest it?

979
00:46:55,520 --> 00:46:57,680
Speaker 10: Like, yeah, maybe maybe I brought it up, but he

980
00:46:57,800 --> 00:46:58,560
Speaker 10: agreed to it.

981
00:47:00,360 --> 00:47:00,800
Speaker 1: Suggestion.

982
00:47:01,920 --> 00:47:04,000
Speaker 5: It was, Well, Franklin, you did mess up there, so

983
00:47:04,239 --> 00:47:04,880
Speaker 5: gotta admit that.

984
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:07,960
Speaker 4: Or I didn't want to be difficult or anything, all right.

985
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:10,000
Speaker 4: I just kind of went with the idea and I

986
00:47:10,239 --> 00:47:12,440
Speaker 4: thought sure, And I had never been to Nobu, so

987
00:47:12,520 --> 00:47:14,160
Speaker 4: I had I had no idea what was going on.

988
00:47:14,440 --> 00:47:15,759
Speaker 7: He didn't know he was signing up.

989
00:47:16,040 --> 00:47:18,520
Speaker 1: I mean, do you feel like some empathy towards him?

990
00:47:19,120 --> 00:47:24,120
Speaker 15: Now, he probably he probably googled a coupon for Nobu

991
00:47:24,200 --> 00:47:26,040
Speaker 15: before we went out, now that I'm hearing all this.

992
00:47:27,600 --> 00:47:30,640
Speaker 4: Listen, I looked for a coupon, But doesn't mean you didn't.

993
00:47:32,640 --> 00:47:33,240
Speaker 1: That's okay.

994
00:47:33,680 --> 00:47:36,200
Speaker 10: Yeah, well, there's nothing wrong with going to Nobu on

995
00:47:36,239 --> 00:47:36,759
Speaker 10: a first day.

996
00:47:36,880 --> 00:47:41,000
Speaker 5: Sorry, no, but you hear what he's saying, right, Like

997
00:47:41,480 --> 00:47:45,160
Speaker 5: he thinks that you are like probably wanting too much

998
00:47:45,400 --> 00:47:46,120
Speaker 5: money out of.

999
00:47:46,160 --> 00:47:48,080
Speaker 10: Him, and like I'm not looking to take his money.

1000
00:47:48,080 --> 00:47:49,560
Speaker 10: I make money too. It's not about that.

1001
00:47:49,680 --> 00:47:52,239
Speaker 15: There's nothing wrong with living extravagantly.

1002
00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:54,719
Speaker 1: Totally. I think Jeffrey explained it wrong. He just thinks

1003
00:47:54,800 --> 00:47:55,920
Speaker 1: that maybe.

1004
00:47:55,800 --> 00:47:58,440
Speaker 2: Your lifestyle and his lifestyle don't meet up in the

1005
00:47:58,480 --> 00:47:59,200
Speaker 2: budget world.

1006
00:47:59,640 --> 00:48:03,120
Speaker 10: Yeah, you know, I mean I didn't. I didn't realize

1007
00:48:03,160 --> 00:48:06,800
Speaker 10: he was just cheap. I mean, what into the theater?

1008
00:48:07,600 --> 00:48:08,160
Speaker 5: What did you say?

1009
00:48:08,719 --> 00:48:11,160
Speaker 10: I said, I realized he was this cheap. He probably

1010
00:48:11,239 --> 00:48:13,200
Speaker 10: brings his own popcorn to the dollar theater.

1011
00:48:13,480 --> 00:48:18,839
Speaker 5: Oh okay, all right, well.

1012
00:48:18,840 --> 00:48:21,080
Speaker 6: Now we're getting I didn't know you were this rude.

1013
00:48:21,200 --> 00:48:23,360
Speaker 4: The series turn off every time you start talking.

1014
00:48:27,680 --> 00:48:28,480
Speaker 1: I get it.

1015
00:48:28,719 --> 00:48:30,839
Speaker 15: It's not about rude if we were just talking about

1016
00:48:30,840 --> 00:48:32,520
Speaker 15: the future and I thought you were on board. It

1017
00:48:32,560 --> 00:48:34,279
Speaker 15: seems like you were agreeing with everything with me, so

1018
00:48:34,360 --> 00:48:37,239
Speaker 15: obviously you're not being your authentic stuff on dates. Wow,

1019
00:48:37,960 --> 00:48:39,719
Speaker 15: you probably asked Charity did they have a happy hour

1020
00:48:39,800 --> 00:48:40,600
Speaker 15: special or something?

1021
00:48:43,760 --> 00:48:43,960
Speaker 1: Down?

1022
00:48:47,200 --> 00:48:49,160
Speaker 4: God, no, wonder you were Stringle.

1023
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:55,200
Speaker 5: Franklin, he's gone, he's gone.

1024
00:48:55,800 --> 00:48:56,680
Speaker 15: He growsed you too.

1025
00:48:57,360 --> 00:49:00,920
Speaker 5: All right, all right, well Franklin decided he didn't want

1026
00:49:00,920 --> 00:49:05,759
Speaker 5: to be a part of this anymore. Bill, poor guy.

1027
00:49:06,280 --> 00:49:08,879
Speaker 2: Literally, Oh man, Just for the record, it's not bad

1028
00:49:08,920 --> 00:49:11,240
Speaker 2: to bring your own popcorn into a movie theaters.

1029
00:49:11,520 --> 00:49:12,440
Speaker 1: I've been there.

1030
00:49:14,120 --> 00:49:15,759
Speaker 5: I think we all agree with that. But the fact

1031
00:49:15,800 --> 00:49:17,799
Speaker 5: that it's a dollar theater, I mean, how expensive could

1032
00:49:17,800 --> 00:49:18,480
Speaker 5: the popcorn be?

1033
00:49:20,640 --> 00:49:23,200
Speaker 10: Honestly, it's not that it's expensive. It's usually just stale.

1034
00:49:23,200 --> 00:49:24,080
Speaker 10: But that's the size the point.

1035
00:49:24,200 --> 00:49:27,239
Speaker 5: Okay, all right, popcorn?

1036
00:49:28,480 --> 00:49:31,600
Speaker 1: Well I guess no more gym at nine am.

1037
00:49:31,800 --> 00:49:35,040
Speaker 5: Huh yeah, no, all right, Well we don't even get

1038
00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:36,920
Speaker 5: a chance to ask for another day. But yeah, you

1039
00:49:37,040 --> 00:49:38,160
Speaker 5: scared him off pretty quickly.

1040
00:49:38,440 --> 00:49:40,680
Speaker 1: You should find a more exclusive Jim Richard.

1041
00:49:41,920 --> 00:49:43,200
Speaker 15: Maybe I can write a day with one of you.

1042
00:49:43,640 --> 00:49:46,920
Speaker 1: Hey, I'm always in I thought you wanted somebody who

1043
00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:47,279
Speaker 1: was rich.

1044
00:49:47,440 --> 00:49:53,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, Jeffrey in the morning. There's a lot of text

1045
00:49:53,160 --> 00:49:54,920
Speaker 5: coming in at seven, eight, five, nine two from our

1046
00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:57,240
Speaker 5: listeners asking what is nobo?

1047
00:49:57,560 --> 00:49:57,680
Speaker 14: Oh?

1048
00:49:57,800 --> 00:49:59,879
Speaker 5: Yeah, misspelled multiple ways?

1049
00:50:00,920 --> 00:50:02,560
Speaker 1: Does that hurt your little privileged heart?

1050
00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:03,280
Speaker 8: Yeah?

1051
00:50:03,560 --> 00:50:06,560
Speaker 5: Those are listeners, but that's why we love them. By

1052
00:50:06,600 --> 00:50:08,920
Speaker 5: the way, if you don't know, google Nobu n O

1053
00:50:09,200 --> 00:50:12,040
Speaker 5: b U sushi restaurant, very very high ends.

1054
00:50:12,120 --> 00:50:14,439
Speaker 1: It's actually a chain though, which is I am funny

1055
00:50:14,480 --> 00:50:17,400
Speaker 1: to me, but it is like so expensive.

1056
00:50:16,920 --> 00:50:19,120
Speaker 7: And sushi for people that want to pay triple.

1057
00:50:19,280 --> 00:50:19,520
Speaker 14: Yeah.

1058
00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:22,160
Speaker 5: I've never been there, but I know. Brooks sends pictures

1059
00:50:22,200 --> 00:50:25,040
Speaker 5: of herself dining there to her sponsored children in third

1060
00:50:25,080 --> 00:50:28,560
Speaker 5: world's countries, saying, Hi and Dari, I met Nobu again

1061
00:50:28,680 --> 00:50:31,680
Speaker 5: third time this week. Sorry to hear your dad lost

1062
00:50:31,719 --> 00:50:34,080
Speaker 5: his fishing job and has to go back to the cannery.

1063
00:50:34,920 --> 00:50:38,359
Speaker 5: I'll text you next week, all right, Brooke, starting.

1064
00:50:38,040 --> 00:50:40,319
Speaker 1: To believe that this stuff is actually real job.

1065
00:50:40,440 --> 00:50:42,959
Speaker 5: Yeah, hey, maybe you should have some class a little bit, Brooke,

1066
00:50:45,480 --> 00:50:49,279
Speaker 5: So an unsuccessful second date. We are going to try

1067
00:50:49,320 --> 00:50:52,000
Speaker 5: again tomorrow though with a new couple. Make sure you

1068
00:50:52,200 --> 00:50:53,880
Speaker 5: email the show if you want some help with your

1069
00:50:53,960 --> 00:50:56,480
Speaker 5: love life. We'll call that person who's not calling you

1070
00:50:56,560 --> 00:50:58,200
Speaker 5: back and go check out all of our second dates

1071
00:50:58,239 --> 00:51:00,120
Speaker 5: wherever you get your podcasts at Brook.

1072
00:51:00,040 --> 00:51:02,400
Speaker 14: Jeffrey Frooking Jeffrey in the Morning.

1073
00:51:04,080 --> 00:51:08,160
Speaker 5: Studies have shown talking or singing to plants can actually

1074
00:51:08,200 --> 00:51:10,560
Speaker 5: help them grow and make them healthier.

1075
00:51:11,640 --> 00:51:12,960
Speaker 1: I talked to my plants all the time.

1076
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:15,799
Speaker 5: I mean, I was skeptical. So I went on into

1077
00:51:15,880 --> 00:51:18,800
Speaker 5: my garden and just did a little experiment started singing,

1078
00:51:19,560 --> 00:51:23,160
Speaker 5: and wow, I don't know if it's my voice or what.

1079
00:51:23,800 --> 00:51:26,120
Speaker 5: As soon as I hit that first high note, my

1080
00:51:26,520 --> 00:51:35,040
Speaker 5: entire garden started getting down. The tulips were twking, the

1081
00:51:35,160 --> 00:51:39,440
Speaker 5: buttercups started dropping it low. I felt like I was

1082
00:51:39,520 --> 00:51:42,440
Speaker 5: in a Cardi B music video, just in my garden.

1083
00:51:43,280 --> 00:51:46,759
Speaker 5: So if you want to see something really weird, point

1084
00:51:46,800 --> 00:51:49,000
Speaker 5: your speakers directly at your plants.

1085
00:51:49,320 --> 00:51:51,760
Speaker 1: Maybe I don't know, did roses.

1086
00:51:54,680 --> 00:51:57,480
Speaker 5: Just sit back and watch the show. When I sing

1087
00:51:57,600 --> 00:52:00,480
Speaker 5: my brand new song of the week to your fad

1088
00:52:00,840 --> 00:52:03,719
Speaker 5: coming up right after this, It's time for my song

1089
00:52:03,880 --> 00:52:06,400
Speaker 5: of the week. Okay, yeah, breaking Jeffrey in the Morning.

1090
00:52:06,480 --> 00:52:08,160
Speaker 5: And I don't know what you are all doing in

1091
00:52:08,239 --> 00:52:12,840
Speaker 5: your spare time, but me, I'm glued to cable TV.

1092
00:52:15,480 --> 00:52:15,800
Speaker 7: Really.

1093
00:52:16,040 --> 00:52:21,000
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I haven't watched it in a decade, specifically

1094
00:52:21,440 --> 00:52:22,600
Speaker 5: the Weather Channel.

1095
00:52:23,239 --> 00:52:24,080
Speaker 7: Now we're getting weird.

1096
00:52:24,120 --> 00:52:27,440
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, and right now, if you guys, clearly you

1097
00:52:27,520 --> 00:52:32,040
Speaker 5: don't know most of the country is living under sweltering conditions.

1098
00:52:32,520 --> 00:52:37,479
Speaker 5: Yeah maybe. In fact, just last week, at least six

1099
00:52:37,680 --> 00:52:41,200
Speaker 5: different states broke the all time temperature records there dating

1100
00:52:41,280 --> 00:52:44,160
Speaker 5: back to the eighteen hundreds. Oh wow, that's.

1101
00:52:44,040 --> 00:52:45,920
Speaker 1: Really got to show up the eighteen hundred.

1102
00:52:46,640 --> 00:52:50,080
Speaker 5: A great sign. It's so hot right now. I actually

1103
00:52:50,120 --> 00:52:52,880
Speaker 5: saw a squirrel fanning itself with a Chipotle napkin the

1104
00:52:52,960 --> 00:52:57,080
Speaker 5: other day. No, I didn't. It was cute, but also

1105
00:52:57,200 --> 00:53:00,560
Speaker 5: kind of sad. And look, I don't want to be

1106
00:53:00,640 --> 00:53:04,640
Speaker 5: that guy complaining about, oh, summer is too hot, but

1107
00:53:05,239 --> 00:53:08,279
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, it's too freaking hot. It's so hot. And

1108
00:53:08,400 --> 00:53:11,680
Speaker 5: you know what I say, when life gives you heat stroke,

1109
00:53:12,360 --> 00:53:13,960
Speaker 5: you make heat stroke in aid.

1110
00:53:14,680 --> 00:53:17,479
Speaker 1: I thought you should seek medical attention, couldn't even.

1111
00:53:17,600 --> 00:53:21,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, well, you're a medical attention first, then, And that's

1112
00:53:21,520 --> 00:53:25,400
Speaker 5: what I'm gonna make today in honor of anybody stepping

1113
00:53:25,520 --> 00:53:29,520
Speaker 5: outside and entering the seventh layer of a nuked microwave burrito.

1114
00:53:30,080 --> 00:53:32,960
Speaker 5: I'm gonna be singing a song for everyone who is

1115
00:53:33,080 --> 00:53:37,080
Speaker 5: currently melting into the pavement during this massive heat wave.

1116
00:53:37,680 --> 00:53:41,080
Speaker 5: I feel for you, And instead of doing Billie Eilish's

1117
00:53:41,160 --> 00:53:46,719
Speaker 5: hit song Birds of a Feather, it's Young Jeffrey's Sunburned Forever.

1118
00:53:47,239 --> 00:53:50,359
Speaker 1: He's gonna be like a really emotional heatwave song.

1119
00:53:50,840 --> 00:53:53,000
Speaker 5: Really, when you're that hot, the emotions, dude, just.

1120
00:53:54,520 --> 00:53:54,799
Speaker 6: All right.

1121
00:53:54,840 --> 00:53:56,080
Speaker 5: So I'm gonna point when I'm ready.

1122
00:53:56,080 --> 00:53:56,400
Speaker 4: Here we go.

1123
00:53:58,000 --> 00:54:08,160
Speaker 5: Points. Stuck in a heat wave burns like after shame.

1124
00:54:11,040 --> 00:54:16,280
Speaker 13: Smoking's what I say, Like, Jim Carrey, come.

1125
00:54:16,120 --> 00:54:20,359
Speaker 5: And rescue me. Ben and Jerry been.

1126
00:54:20,360 --> 00:54:29,880
Speaker 13: Searching on YouTube mm for diy it glues. Yeah, stewing

1127
00:54:30,160 --> 00:54:34,640
Speaker 13: my own juice, says unbrais me slow cooked?

1128
00:54:34,760 --> 00:54:41,320
Speaker 5: My kuboos made my own gravy like melting like chatter.

1129
00:54:41,800 --> 00:54:43,560
Speaker 5: Put the sweating sweater.

1130
00:54:43,840 --> 00:54:48,880
Speaker 13: You know, never been wetter floods Fema could never control.

1131
00:54:49,200 --> 00:54:53,680
Speaker 13: I'm sweaty, better drop glitz out my head even flow.

1132
00:54:53,800 --> 00:54:57,520
Speaker 5: With this weather hell might be better.

1133
00:54:58,400 --> 00:54:59,480
Speaker 14: I feel like.

1134
00:54:59,760 --> 00:55:08,440
Speaker 13: God marshmallow wins more sticky than a frown house floarg chedder.

1135
00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:16,440
Speaker 13: Baby biscits by my side because I'm red lobster boiling alive,

1136
00:55:19,400 --> 00:55:21,320
Speaker 13: just a human French fry.

1137
00:55:23,920 --> 00:55:25,120
Speaker 5: Like the anchorman.

1138
00:55:25,320 --> 00:55:34,520
Speaker 13: Got drinking hot milk as I cried, tinger, help me.

1139
00:55:34,680 --> 00:55:35,480
Speaker 14: Please.

1140
00:55:37,840 --> 00:55:39,759
Speaker 5: To cuddle mister Freeze.

1141
00:55:41,360 --> 00:55:46,560
Speaker 13: Yeah, got stuff to my sheets when I woke up,

1142
00:55:47,280 --> 00:55:51,160
Speaker 13: had to peel me free like a fruit, roll up

1143
00:55:51,560 --> 00:55:58,000
Speaker 13: the seatbelt in my whim. Got branded on my hips,

1144
00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:06,440
Speaker 13: Hotter than a pick of Sydney Sweeny, drier than a

1145
00:56:06,600 --> 00:56:09,319
Speaker 13: stiff James Bond Martini.

1146
00:56:11,920 --> 00:56:18,200
Speaker 5: I drove to the convenient storm, climbed in there, I

1147
00:56:18,560 --> 00:56:20,439
Speaker 5: spread closed the dark.

1148
00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:27,520
Speaker 13: Feel bad about the cool aaid guy because I pushed

1149
00:56:27,600 --> 00:56:31,040
Speaker 13: him down and drank his inside that you're seen nectar

1150
00:56:31,640 --> 00:56:35,640
Speaker 13: like hand of b letter. I'm now need a refresher,

1151
00:56:35,800 --> 00:56:39,680
Speaker 13: some rain, or even better, some snow. My skin is

1152
00:56:39,880 --> 00:56:45,479
Speaker 13: rather than a chili pepper like crossin the weeb, sun

1153
00:56:45,800 --> 00:56:47,080
Speaker 13: burned forever.

1154
00:56:48,520 --> 00:56:55,040
Speaker 20: I'm not the dumb mistic time, but my jockstrapped cups

1155
00:56:55,320 --> 00:57:01,880
Speaker 20: half full with eyes food zoom call should be nor live.

1156
00:57:04,760 --> 00:57:12,920
Speaker 5: Just during summertime. Summer heats, my lord.

1157
00:57:12,920 --> 00:57:15,160
Speaker 2: And what a good idea to use Tinder to just

1158
00:57:15,320 --> 00:57:16,960
Speaker 2: date somebody who has air conditioning.

1159
00:57:17,400 --> 00:57:19,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean we'll just call him mister Freeze.

1160
00:57:19,640 --> 00:57:21,800
Speaker 5: All right, I'm trying to go for Elsa with that

1161
00:57:21,920 --> 00:57:25,680
Speaker 5: frozen action. It's not that she's not swiping back. So

1162
00:57:26,400 --> 00:57:28,400
Speaker 5: but you can text into seven eighty five nine two

1163
00:57:28,440 --> 00:57:30,200
Speaker 5: and tell us what you thought about our song of

1164
00:57:30,280 --> 00:57:32,240
Speaker 5: the week. I'm gonna post the video up on our

1165
00:57:32,280 --> 00:57:35,280
Speaker 5: socials with all the lyrics there, on our TikTok, on Instagram,

1166
00:57:35,400 --> 00:57:35,840
Speaker 5: on YouTube.

1167
00:57:35,880 --> 00:57:37,760
Speaker 2: All wait, that broken, Jeffrey, and maybe you can add

1168
00:57:37,760 --> 00:57:40,240
Speaker 2: your own hack outside of just a drop strap full.

1169
00:57:40,120 --> 00:57:43,680
Speaker 5: Of ice now and we need him right now. That's

1170
00:57:43,760 --> 00:57:45,960
Speaker 5: your it's your song of the week.

1171
00:57:46,440 --> 00:57:47,960
Speaker 14: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1172
00:57:56,320 --> 00:58:02,520
Speaker 5: Wait, I recognize this guy. Nate's back. Oh yeah, Nate's

1173
00:58:02,560 --> 00:58:04,560
Speaker 5: one and one. He lost to you last time, Brooks

1174
00:58:04,560 --> 00:58:06,680
Speaker 5: six to four. He's the guy who makes hard cider,

1175
00:58:08,800 --> 00:58:11,600
Speaker 5: and he promised us that we would get some sent

1176
00:58:11,720 --> 00:58:15,280
Speaker 5: to the studio. I haven't seen any hard cider come

1177
00:58:15,400 --> 00:58:16,120
Speaker 5: through here, Nate.

1178
00:58:16,880 --> 00:58:18,720
Speaker 6: You guys haven't sent me your address to send it

1179
00:58:18,760 --> 00:58:18,880
Speaker 6: to you.

1180
00:58:19,040 --> 00:58:22,200
Speaker 5: Oh no, you're putting on All the work is on us.

1181
00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:25,720
Speaker 7: I just assumed Alexis stolen is drunk in the other room.

1182
00:58:25,840 --> 00:58:27,160
Speaker 5: That's highly possible.

1183
00:58:27,200 --> 00:58:29,439
Speaker 1: The second part's true, but I don't think the first part.

1184
00:58:29,720 --> 00:58:32,280
Speaker 5: Yeah, a lot of empty promises from you, Nate, and

1185
00:58:32,320 --> 00:58:34,520
Speaker 5: I've got two sheets of questions in front of me.

1186
00:58:34,640 --> 00:58:37,360
Speaker 5: One are the really super duper hard ones and one

1187
00:58:37,440 --> 00:58:41,040
Speaker 5: or the really easy first grader ones. So I would

1188
00:58:41,080 --> 00:58:43,440
Speaker 5: get to send in that cider over as quick as

1189
00:58:43,520 --> 00:58:43,840
Speaker 5: you can.

1190
00:58:44,080 --> 00:58:47,080
Speaker 6: But hey, just make sure to give Brick the hard question.

1191
00:58:47,280 --> 00:58:49,640
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, the hard cider questions.

1192
00:58:50,920 --> 00:58:52,360
Speaker 6: Got it to me?

1193
00:58:52,600 --> 00:58:55,160
Speaker 5: Okay, give.

1194
00:58:56,800 --> 00:58:56,880
Speaker 1: Now.

1195
00:58:56,960 --> 00:58:58,760
Speaker 5: Brooks leaving the studio, so let's get to the game.

1196
00:58:58,800 --> 00:59:00,840
Speaker 5: And he got thirty seconds, sands as many questions as

1197
00:59:00,920 --> 00:59:02,960
Speaker 5: possible if you don't know, and you could say pass,

1198
00:59:03,120 --> 00:59:04,240
Speaker 5: but you have to beat her out right if you

1199
00:59:04,240 --> 00:59:05,240
Speaker 5: want to win. Are you ready?

1200
00:59:05,680 --> 00:59:06,640
Speaker 6: Let's do it? You got it?

1201
00:59:06,680 --> 00:59:09,400
Speaker 5: Your time starts now on this day. In two thousand

1202
00:59:09,400 --> 00:59:11,680
Speaker 5: and eight, Bill Gates stepped down as chairman of what

1203
00:59:11,840 --> 00:59:15,600
Speaker 5: company Microsoft? The FIFA World Cup for Soccer has played

1204
00:59:15,680 --> 00:59:17,000
Speaker 5: every how many years.

1205
00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:19,200
Speaker 6: One?

1206
00:59:19,640 --> 00:59:24,640
Speaker 5: What was created first? BMW or Mercedes Benz merce? What's

1207
00:59:24,720 --> 00:59:27,880
Speaker 5: the national bird of the United States? Turkey and bald eagle?

1208
00:59:28,160 --> 00:59:29,640
Speaker 5: How many years in a millennium?

1209
00:59:30,520 --> 00:59:31,000
Speaker 6: A thousand?

1210
00:59:31,320 --> 00:59:33,480
Speaker 5: What is the official language of Egypt.

1211
00:59:34,720 --> 00:59:35,240
Speaker 6: Egyptians?

1212
00:59:35,640 --> 00:59:38,520
Speaker 5: Disneyland first opened in the fifties. What decade did Disney

1213
00:59:38,640 --> 00:59:39,840
Speaker 5: World open.

1214
00:59:41,280 --> 00:59:41,640
Speaker 6: Eighties.

1215
00:59:42,040 --> 00:59:45,760
Speaker 5: There heay, like a true veteran of this game, blew

1216
00:59:45,840 --> 00:59:49,320
Speaker 5: through those questions. Well done. Brooke is coming back into

1217
00:59:49,360 --> 00:59:51,440
Speaker 5: the studio now, and since we already know what you

1218
00:59:51,520 --> 00:59:52,960
Speaker 5: do for a living night, I'm not going to ask

1219
00:59:53,000 --> 00:59:56,560
Speaker 5: you that. Instead, I'm going to ask you a hypothetical question.

1220
00:59:57,600 --> 01:00:02,720
Speaker 5: Would you rather whisper to Brook's ear or give her

1221
01:00:02,760 --> 01:00:06,520
Speaker 5: a wet willy? What would do Nate if you were

1222
01:00:06,560 --> 01:00:06,880
Speaker 5: with her?

1223
01:00:07,440 --> 01:00:09,680
Speaker 6: I'm gonna go with wet Willie because if my nose

1224
01:00:09,760 --> 01:00:11,320
Speaker 6: is that closer ears, I have to smell her.

1225
01:00:13,960 --> 01:00:14,280
Speaker 14: Burn.

1226
01:00:14,680 --> 01:00:17,480
Speaker 1: What do you think I smell like cider?

1227
01:00:17,560 --> 01:00:19,280
Speaker 14: Boy? Uh?

1228
01:00:19,960 --> 01:00:20,800
Speaker 6: Expired cider?

1229
01:00:22,440 --> 01:00:23,680
Speaker 1: Jummy? I drink that.

1230
01:00:25,680 --> 01:00:27,680
Speaker 5: Oh that was great. This is all part of our

1231
01:00:27,760 --> 01:00:30,640
Speaker 5: new summer series on what would you do if you

1232
01:00:30,720 --> 01:00:35,080
Speaker 5: were with Brooke? Something really nice or something really mean?

1233
01:00:35,320 --> 01:00:38,800
Speaker 1: God, these things are mean. I hate whispering like it

1234
01:00:39,000 --> 01:00:40,240
Speaker 1: creaks me out so bad.

1235
01:00:40,320 --> 01:00:42,200
Speaker 5: It's going to be a long summer for your get

1236
01:00:42,280 --> 01:00:45,440
Speaker 5: right now, it's your turn. Are you prepared? You're shaking

1237
01:00:45,480 --> 01:00:48,000
Speaker 5: your head in disappointment. Okay, here we go. Your time

1238
01:00:48,080 --> 01:00:50,160
Speaker 5: starts now. On this day. In two thousand and eight,

1239
01:00:50,240 --> 01:00:53,400
Speaker 5: Bill Gates stepped down as chairman of What company Microsoft.

1240
01:00:53,760 --> 01:00:56,720
Speaker 5: The FIFA World Cup for soccer has played every how

1241
01:00:56,800 --> 01:01:01,680
Speaker 5: many years for what was created first? BMW or Mercedes

1242
01:01:01,720 --> 01:01:05,600
Speaker 5: Benz BMW. What's the national bird of the United States?

1243
01:01:05,720 --> 01:01:09,240
Speaker 5: Turkey or bald eagle? How many years in a millennium?

1244
01:01:10,400 --> 01:01:10,920
Speaker 1: One thousand?

1245
01:01:11,280 --> 01:01:17,800
Speaker 5: What is the official language of egypt Us? Disneyland first

1246
01:01:17,880 --> 01:01:20,680
Speaker 5: opened in the fifties? What decade did Disney World open?

1247
01:01:20,880 --> 01:01:21,400
Speaker 1: Seventies?

1248
01:01:22,480 --> 01:01:24,600
Speaker 5: That's it, That's all the time we got. We got

1249
01:01:24,640 --> 01:01:26,800
Speaker 5: the answers in time to head on over the scoreboard

1250
01:01:26,840 --> 01:01:29,920
Speaker 5: to see how you both did with Jose bad. We

1251
01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:32,280
Speaker 5: don't need no meal, we don't need no cats.

1252
01:01:32,720 --> 01:01:33,120
Speaker 4: We need.

1253
01:01:34,760 --> 01:01:36,640
Speaker 8: And someone will live their whole life based off that

1254
01:01:39,280 --> 01:01:42,240
Speaker 8: king about bro date you got four correctly?

1255
01:01:43,160 --> 01:01:44,080
Speaker 5: All right?

1256
01:01:45,040 --> 01:01:45,200
Speaker 13: Yes?

1257
01:01:46,160 --> 01:01:46,440
Speaker 2: Five?

1258
01:01:48,280 --> 01:01:48,640
Speaker 14: All right?

1259
01:01:49,400 --> 01:01:49,720
Speaker 4: Wow?

1260
01:01:50,520 --> 01:01:53,840
Speaker 5: Oh man, sorry about that, Nate Willie wasn't enough to

1261
01:01:53,880 --> 01:01:56,200
Speaker 5: stop her. But let's go over the answers for everybody

1262
01:01:56,240 --> 01:01:58,000
Speaker 5: on this day. In two thousand and eight, Bill Gates

1263
01:01:58,000 --> 01:02:01,680
Speaker 5: stepped down as chairman of Microsoft. FIFA World Cup soccers

1264
01:02:01,720 --> 01:02:06,880
Speaker 5: played every four years between BMW and Mercedes Benz. Mercedes

1265
01:02:07,000 --> 01:02:09,880
Speaker 5: came first in eighteen eighty five. BMW didn't come along

1266
01:02:09,920 --> 01:02:11,200
Speaker 5: until nineteen sixteen.

1267
01:02:11,520 --> 01:02:12,800
Speaker 1: Eighteen eighty five.

1268
01:02:13,120 --> 01:02:18,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, really cars, they're making cars in eighteen eighty five that.

1269
01:02:18,840 --> 01:02:20,680
Speaker 5: Can't be Yeah, like Clintstone type cars.

1270
01:02:20,760 --> 01:02:23,040
Speaker 6: They were good, Brook, You were there, weren't you knew that?

1271
01:02:24,800 --> 01:02:25,600
Speaker 7: Just delivery?

1272
01:02:25,720 --> 01:02:29,560
Speaker 5: Now you shut it, loser on fire. The national bird

1273
01:02:29,680 --> 01:02:32,920
Speaker 5: United States is the bald eagle. There are one thousand

1274
01:02:33,040 --> 01:02:36,680
Speaker 5: years in a millennium. The official language of Egypt is Arabic.

1275
01:02:37,120 --> 01:02:37,920
Speaker 17: That was a tricky one.

1276
01:02:38,080 --> 01:02:41,240
Speaker 5: And Disneyland first open the fifties. Disney World came along

1277
01:02:41,320 --> 01:02:42,760
Speaker 5: in nineteen seventies.

1278
01:02:42,960 --> 01:02:49,240
Speaker 2: Nineteen seventy one, son either Nate okay, Nate man.

1279
01:02:49,280 --> 01:02:51,080
Speaker 5: It wasn't enough to beat her today. But you're not

1280
01:02:51,120 --> 01:02:53,360
Speaker 5: going to leave empty handed just for playing. You're getting

1281
01:02:53,440 --> 01:02:56,080
Speaker 5: tickets to see the Mariners take on the Kansas City

1282
01:02:56,200 --> 01:02:58,440
Speaker 5: Royals on July third at t Mobile Park.

1283
01:02:58,920 --> 01:02:59,600
Speaker 6: Oh awesome.

1284
01:03:01,080 --> 01:03:02,520
Speaker 7: Anything you want to say to Brook before you get

1285
01:03:02,520 --> 01:03:02,800
Speaker 7: out of here?

1286
01:03:02,880 --> 01:03:06,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe apologize for hurting my feelings about that smell comment.

1287
01:03:06,360 --> 01:03:08,480
Speaker 6: I don't want an apology. I want this to haunt you,

1288
01:03:08,640 --> 01:03:09,960
Speaker 6: so next time when I come back here, I'm in

1289
01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:10,240
Speaker 6: your head.

1290
01:03:10,280 --> 01:03:16,800
Speaker 7: Alright, Oh, you're.

1291
01:03:14,200 --> 01:03:17,200
Speaker 5: Our hero of the week. Well done, buddy, Come back

1292
01:03:17,240 --> 01:03:19,040
Speaker 5: and play against soon. We're gonna do Windbrooks Block the

1293
01:03:19,040 --> 01:03:21,920
Speaker 5: same time on Monday, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,