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Speaker 1: Second date Update. The listener named Eddie is on the
Speaker 1: phone for a second date update today and apparently he
Speaker 1: went out with a girl named Sarah who stole his
Speaker 1: heart and he stole some property. I guess, wait what
Speaker 1: get into that? And a second because I do have questions?
Speaker 1: But Eddie, how are you good? How y'a doing good?
Speaker 1: Thanks for your email? Yeah, of course, Like I said,
Speaker 1: there are some questions that we have for you. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Are you on the run? It was my first one.
Speaker 1: I mean, my heart is it's on the run, trying
Speaker 1: to find his girl. Look at mister romance over here.
Speaker 1: It doesn't sound like it's healthy out. Before we get
Speaker 1: into he's stealing stuff on your date, tell us a
Speaker 1: little bit about the girl you want to call. Her
Speaker 1: name is Sarah right, yeah? Yeah, her name is Era. Okay,
Speaker 1: And where'd you meet her? I met her at a bar.
Speaker 1: She's hanging out with some friends and I was with
Speaker 1: a friend and I sorry, just drinking by herself and
Speaker 1: I just came up to her and I was like, hey,
Speaker 1: I like the way you get dancing and the way
Speaker 1: your your blouse is moving. Oh okay, yeah, I've never
Speaker 1: heard that line actually ever. Maybe I'm wearing the wrong shirts. Yeah. No,
Speaker 1: it was just something that just came, you know, the
Speaker 1: top of my head, and we laughed a little bit
Speaker 1: and just started to changing jails back and forth. You know,
Speaker 1: as long as it works. Yeah. Yeah, if the line
Speaker 1: worked for you, that's cool. I mean, I guess some
Speaker 1: people should try that. I like to wear your blouse moves. Yeah. No, No,
Speaker 1: she was great though. You know, she was so sexy.
Speaker 1: You know, it's great hair, great body, like great smile,
Speaker 1: her teeth. Y'all. Dude, it sounds like you guys had
Speaker 1: some pretty easy chemistry. Yeah, we like literally hit it
Speaker 1: off right off the back. And so how long did
Speaker 1: you guys hang out for? Uh, you know, the whole
Speaker 1: night slashed some of the more Oh oh like that? Okay? Yeah?
Speaker 1: All right? Yeah was she So was she just gone
Speaker 1: in the morning when you got up, or did you
Speaker 1: guys hang out the next day at all? Yeah? So
Speaker 1: she had last by the time I woke up, I
Speaker 1: mean I woke up one time and she was there
Speaker 1: and then went back to sleep, and then I woke
Speaker 1: up again and she was gone. So I mean, since
Speaker 1: it was at your place, was it your idea to
Speaker 1: go back to your house or how did you guys
Speaker 1: get to that point? Yeah, I mean it was more
Speaker 1: of a collaboration. We were at the bar, you know,
Speaker 1: we were just drinking and her friends had last and
Speaker 1: said I are you okay? And she was like yeah.
Speaker 1: So then they left and like last corn, we just
Speaker 1: decided to take a ride to my spot. And yes,
Speaker 1: she just she was into going back to the spot
Speaker 1: and we did. Okay. I want to ask you about
Speaker 1: you said that you stole something and you think maybe
Speaker 1: that's why she'd not called you back. Would you steal? Um?
Speaker 1: I stole some of the beer glasses? The beer glasses?
Speaker 1: What beer glass says? The bar had these beer glasses
Speaker 1: that were really you know, they had a very unique
Speaker 1: shape to them, and uh, we're talking about that at
Speaker 1: one point. We're just commenting on the on the glasses
Speaker 1: and talking about weird they looked, but like also like
Speaker 1: really cool And I'm confused, are they like promotional sunglasses
Speaker 1: that they had at the bar? No? Like beer like
Speaker 1: like glasses, you drink out them. Oh, sorry this whole
Speaker 1: I mean you're drinking, so I'm thinking beer glasses like
Speaker 1: on your face, says I'm like, usually those things are
Speaker 1: free when they hand them out. I get it now,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. So stoles yeah, from the bar. Yeah, she
Speaker 1: seemed to be really into the beer glasses, so I
Speaker 1: took some when she wasn't looking, just slipped them into
Speaker 1: my jacket. She stole a couple of beer mugs for her.
Speaker 1: What does what does she say when you get those
Speaker 1: to her? She was like in sh She's just surprised.
Speaker 1: He's like, what you You took the glasses? And uh,
Speaker 1: you know she was gott to talk about you know,
Speaker 1: she didn't tell me giving back to the bar. I
Speaker 1: mean I think that's pretty innocent. Who hasn't taken a
Speaker 1: glass here or there? Forms we I steel all the
Speaker 1: time on your craw for it. Okay, time like more
Speaker 1: than just beer mugs. Yeah, I mean I don't want
Speaker 1: to go you know, two way to that, So let's
Speaker 1: let's focus on me giving her this. Okay, Okay, Well
Speaker 1: maybe she did read that as a red flag. Yeah,
Speaker 1: did you tell her that you steal a lot no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I didn't. I mean, I'm only telling y'all that, Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: this you're smart enough to know, like, hey, it's not
Speaker 1: necessarily an attractive quality. Most of the times you're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm a thief. Yeah, So why do you think that
Speaker 1: she isn't calling you back? Then? Man? I don't. I
Speaker 1: really do not know, Like, um, that's why I'm kind
Speaker 1: of calling me y'all to figure that out. Because it
Speaker 1: was a good night. We really hit it off, and
Speaker 1: she took the mugs when she left. Oh she did. Okay,
Speaker 1: so she stolen from you exactly. She maybe didn't have
Speaker 1: that much of a problem with the mugs steal together
Speaker 1: as a couple. Oh my god, unless she took him
Speaker 1: to go return them. No way, I think you're using
Speaker 1: me for my mugs, all right, Yeah, maybe that's it, right, okay?
Speaker 1: And how long has it been since you had that
Speaker 1: one night stand with her? Two weeks? Two weeks? Oh man? Okay?
Speaker 1: And how many times have you hit her up? I mean,
Speaker 1: only like five times in two weeks, and I don't know, borderline. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if you did anymore, well we're about to kind of,
Speaker 1: but anyway, five is a lot. Yeah, all right, we're
Speaker 1: gonna play a song and then come back and we'll
Speaker 1: call her and get your second day update. Okay, all right, cool,
Speaker 1: thank you. Okay, hang on looking cubile in the morning.
Speaker 1: Second updates. I don't know if we're on the phone
Speaker 1: for a second date update or a heist movie. Because
Speaker 1: Eddie is on the phone for a second date update
Speaker 1: today and he wants us to call a woman named Sarah.
Speaker 1: They met at a bar, and at that bar, he
Speaker 1: impressed her by stealing a couple of the mugs because
Speaker 1: she said that she liked them. They actually ended up
Speaker 1: back at his place and they hooked up, and then
Speaker 1: she was gone when he woke up, and so were
Speaker 1: the mugs. So it's a case if he stole something
Speaker 1: and then she stole from him, how do we get
Speaker 1: the mugs back? Yeah, that's what this is really about.
Speaker 1: I don't care anymore about getting you a second date, Eddie.
Speaker 1: I only care about getting those mugs back. No, I
Speaker 1: want a second date. Okay, Okay, I'm glad you clarified that, Eddie,
Speaker 1: this could have gotten the wrong way for you. All Right, Well,
Speaker 1: we're about to call her and see why she won't
Speaker 1: call you back. And you think of this girl as
Speaker 1: more than one a one night sand you think she's
Speaker 1: relationship material Eddie. Oh yeah, no, doubt definitely. She's white.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, okay, so you do like her a lot
Speaker 1: of things, all right, probably because she steals too, and
Speaker 1: you told us earlier that you like to steal. They'll
Speaker 1: be like the modern body and clie. Yeah. Hey, Actually,
Speaker 1: when you guys get her on the phones, can you
Speaker 1: tell her that I don't actually steal a lot. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: we'll just try not to bring up the stealing, so
Speaker 1: we're not putting you in an awkward situation and she
Speaker 1: can find out on her own that you'd like to steal.
Speaker 1: All right, I'm gonna dial her phone. I'm brokay, all right,
Speaker 1: all right, here we go. Hello. All right? Is this Sarah? Yeah?
Speaker 1: This is Sarah. Who's this? Hey Sarah? This is Jebil
Speaker 1: from the radio show Brooke and jew Bowl in the Morning. Uh, okay,
Speaker 1: how are you? I'm fine? Why are you calling? Oh?
Speaker 1: Are you? My name's Jebil from Brook and Jewel in
Speaker 1: the Morning. It's a radio show. Jowl, Yeah, je Bowl
Speaker 1: Jubowl sounds weird. It sounds weird when you really pronounce
Speaker 1: it like that. I'll just get to the points so
Speaker 1: you don't hang up the phone. I'm calling you because
Speaker 1: we do a segment on our show and it's called
Speaker 1: the Second Date Update. Have you ever heard of anything
Speaker 1: like that? Uh? Kind of why? Okay, Well, it's where
Speaker 1: listeners can email us if they've gone out on a
Speaker 1: date with somebody and that person isn't calling them back.
Speaker 1: We get them on the phone and find out what happened.
Speaker 1: And you went out with a dude named Eddie about
Speaker 1: two weeks ago. Uh yeah, yep, and Eddie really liked you.
Speaker 1: But he's been trying to get a hold of you,
Speaker 1: and for some reason, you aren't calling him back. This
Speaker 1: is weird. Is that not true? Well, I suppose, but
Speaker 1: you're from a radio season. Yeah I said that four times. Okay,
Speaker 1: your name Jubils. It really doesn't matter what my name is.
Speaker 1: The whole point of everything is Eddie, the dude that
Speaker 1: you met two weeks ago at the bar, has been
Speaker 1: trying to get a hold of you, but you're not
Speaker 1: calling him back. So he asked us to get you
Speaker 1: on the phone and find out why you don't like him.
Speaker 1: But now he's calling you to call me because I
Speaker 1: won't return his call. Yeah, I said that three times now. Yes,
Speaker 1: he said, why don't you just tell him that you
Speaker 1: couldn't reach me? Oh? Why? I really liked you. He
Speaker 1: said some really wonderful things about you. Yeah, yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: not I call him back? And is there a particular reason?
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not going to This is weird. I
Speaker 1: can't believe I'm talking to a radio station. Why am
Speaker 1: I talking to a radio station? Because we called you
Speaker 1: because we do a segment called a second date update
Speaker 1: if where I don't want to go into the whole
Speaker 1: thing again. But I'm not going to call him back
Speaker 1: because I'll be honest. It was a one night stance.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, so you or just have it could be
Speaker 1: more than that. I mean I had a good time,
Speaker 1: I guess at that time. But it's just a one
Speaker 1: night stand. I mean, you know, yeah, but it could
Speaker 1: be more. I mean, you guys obviously had chemistry. Some
Speaker 1: of my most fun relationships came out of want to
Speaker 1: be one night stance, want to be one nice dance? Well,
Speaker 1: I mean they don't really count. I don't know. Well,
Speaker 1: I actually would like this tippy a one night stance.
Speaker 1: I want to keep it at one nice dance. I
Speaker 1: mean one night stand means like one night. If I
Speaker 1: called him or talk to him, then it's not a
Speaker 1: one night stance. You're breaking the rule. Yeah, chemistry, there's
Speaker 1: rules written somewhere. It's like the Bible. But then you
Speaker 1: have chemistry. You can break the rule here and there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I don't really want to. Oh my god, why
Speaker 1: There's got to be some reason. Yeah, good, No, fine,
Speaker 1: Oh that's a good question. He was bad, wasn't he.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying that. I'm just saying it was fine.
Speaker 1: So I don't want to be rude on radio. You
Speaker 1: could be real on the radio. I was just rud
Speaker 1: you a couple of times about you do not understanding
Speaker 1: what was going on? Yes, you were. Um, I decided
Speaker 1: to do the one night stand, and I was like,
Speaker 1: m and then it just wasn't what I thought, and
Speaker 1: and I would just like to leave that in the
Speaker 1: history of my life. Okay, when I look back, I'll
Speaker 1: see that this is the thing that I did, and look,
Speaker 1: I did that, and then that's it. Okay. So do
Speaker 1: you have a lot of one night's stance? No, this
Speaker 1: was my first. Oh do you feel bad about it
Speaker 1: is that. Why do you feel guilty? No? I mean
Speaker 1: I've always wanted to try it once and you know
Speaker 1: I did. It's like, you know, one time I wanted
Speaker 1: to have a Brussel sproute and I did, gotcha. So
Speaker 1: this is like a bucket list type situation for you.
Speaker 1: Like in my life, I want to try a Brussels sprout,
Speaker 1: and I want to try a guy named Eddie that
Speaker 1: I met at the bar, and then right up there,
Speaker 1: I think, okay, all right, well I don't think I
Speaker 1: just meant one Brussels sprout and I meant just one edge. Alright, yeah,
Speaker 1: Eddie and the Brussels sprout, I guess life is complete. Unfortunately,
Speaker 1: Eddie is on the phone right now. I wants to
Speaker 1: talk to you. Oh my god, are you serious? Yeah?
Speaker 1: He was up there, Oh Eddie day. I heard the
Speaker 1: conversation and our wife you heard the Yeah, that's the
Speaker 1: other part. I forgot to mention he was listening the
Speaker 1: whole time. I want to say, hey, I can, you know,
Speaker 1: try to brusk sprouts again? You know, try Eddie again?
Speaker 1: What Eddie? You're okay? Like her? Compare you to Brussels
Speaker 1: sprouts into her life and say I can I can
Speaker 1: do better. Oh okay, you don't think you did a
Speaker 1: get enough job. It's it's it's just that, you know,
Speaker 1: imagine that I'm a dude and I'm just like, I'm
Speaker 1: want to have a one night stand. I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: call you anymore, just like what dudes do. Just pretend
Speaker 1: I'm a dude. Okay, I mean I'm I'm you know,
Speaker 1: I'm imagining I'm a dude and I'm a dude, and
Speaker 1: I you know, I want to see you again. So
Speaker 1: how about that imagining? So you're a dude who out
Speaker 1: a one night stand with a dude who wants to
Speaker 1: see that dude again. Don't know what I'm meaning, you
Speaker 1: know what I'm trying to get it? I think I do.
Speaker 1: I think you're saying that you want to see Sarah again. Yes, yes, sorry,
Speaker 1: I don't really want to see again Sarah. You're just
Speaker 1: shooting him down like that. I mean, listen, Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: you could go out with him again, and then you
Speaker 1: could have another one night stand down the road and
Speaker 1: just leave that one as a one night stand. Maybe
Speaker 1: this one is something special. Your bucket list thing is
Speaker 1: kind of ruined now because you're talking to your one
Speaker 1: night stand, so you have to well, that's not my fault,
Speaker 1: that's your Oh, it's only if you would call them. Okay,
Speaker 1: Well what if I if I didn't Okay, but what
Speaker 1: if I don't, you know, call you for like a
Speaker 1: couple of weeks and then after that time, you know, I,
Speaker 1: you know, we go out one more time and we
Speaker 1: leave that one night fan you know in the past
Speaker 1: that you had it, and then you know, we have
Speaker 1: an at a date that's you know, different than that.
Speaker 1: There's not really alternate definitions to a one night stand.
Speaker 1: There's just really one and the idea of being that
Speaker 1: it's just one night like done it was. It was,
Speaker 1: you know, one night with with the old meat. I'm
Speaker 1: not a new eddie. Yeah no, but I even those
Speaker 1: must for you. Okay that that actually made everything worse.
Speaker 1: You stole much. Did you know that I took them back?
Speaker 1: You really did? Of course I did. I just like
Speaker 1: left him side, like I didn't walk in and was
Speaker 1: like hey, but I just kind of like left them
Speaker 1: on the sidewalk right by the front door because I
Speaker 1: didn't want to be a party to seavery Oh, let
Speaker 1: me get this straight. You don't like seabury when you
Speaker 1: put it like that. No, like, no good because I
Speaker 1: don't either. Okay, Oh Eddie, I don't think you're gonna
Speaker 1: win this one. Yeah no, he's not all right. So
Speaker 1: I have to ask a question anyway, Sarah, would you
Speaker 1: like to go out on a second date with Eddie?
Speaker 1: We will pay for it. She's like, how dumb are
Speaker 1: you people? Yeah, that is what I was thinking. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: I thought that might be the answer, but I know
Speaker 1: so sorry, Eddie, no second date for you. Wait wait, wait, wait,
Speaker 1: not go wrong. Well, I think this one you're just
Speaker 1: gonna have to chalk up to. She'll never forget you.
Speaker 1: You'll always be her one night stand. That's true. That's
Speaker 1: a good point. Okay, it is true. So they want
Speaker 1: to come back into her last Oh no, Eddie, Ede,
Speaker 1: you gotta give it up. Man, No, you don't understand.
Speaker 1: She was everything. She was the one. I'm still on
Speaker 1: the phone, Eddie. I can hear you. Oh Sarah, what's
Speaker 1: so you just started again? In the morning? Text in
Speaker 1: at seven, eight, five to nine two says I'm surprised
Speaker 1: she didn't want to go out with Eddie again. I mean,
Speaker 1: a guy who admits that he steals things it's always
Speaker 1: a catch. Talking about today's second date update, if you
Speaker 1: missed it, Eddie wanted to call a girl named Sarah.
Speaker 1: Eddie said that they had a great date. He actually
Speaker 1: stole some beer mugs from the bar that they were at,
Speaker 1: and then admitted that he likes to steal things a lot.
Speaker 1: That wasn't the reason he wasn't gonna call back, though.
Speaker 1: Sarah was just trying to have a one night stand.
Speaker 1: She's never had one before, and she's trying to mark
Speaker 1: things off of her bucket list. And you think that
Speaker 1: if you'd picked the guy who steals a lot of things,
Speaker 1: that you'd be good, like, be fine with a one
Speaker 1: night stand. But Eddie was a romance. Yeah. Yeah. He
Speaker 1: kept trying to get her back. He kept trying to
Speaker 1: be like, let's just do one more time, give me
Speaker 1: another shot. She still said no. She likened him to
Speaker 1: a Brussels sprouts. She said, you want to try Brussels
Speaker 1: sprouts once in your life, and you want to have
Speaker 1: it one night stand once in your life. And so
Speaker 1: that's what Eddie is. Eddie is a one night stand. Sarah,
Speaker 1: I will never eat Brussels sprouts without thinking of those
Speaker 1: two though, and I'll never still another beer mug without
Speaker 1: thinking of Eddie either. Remember if you want to do
Speaker 1: a Seconday update, all you have to do is email
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