WEBVTT - Second Date Update: One Time (3/23/2018)

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<v Speaker 1>Second date Update. The listener named Eddie is on the

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<v Speaker 1>phone for a second date update today and apparently he

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<v Speaker 1>went out with a girl named Sarah who stole his

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<v Speaker 1>heart and he stole some property. I guess, wait what

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<v Speaker 1>get into that? And a second because I do have questions?

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<v Speaker 1>But Eddie, how are you good? How y'a doing good?

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks for your email? Yeah, of course, Like I said,

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<v Speaker 1>there are some questions that we have for you. Yeah. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you on the run? It was my first one.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, my heart is it's on the run, trying

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<v Speaker 1>to find his girl. Look at mister romance over here.

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<v Speaker 1>It doesn't sound like it's healthy out. Before we get

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<v Speaker 1>into he's stealing stuff on your date, tell us a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit about the girl you want to call. Her

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<v Speaker 1>name is Sarah right, yeah? Yeah, her name is Era. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>And where'd you meet her? I met her at a bar.

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<v Speaker 1>She's hanging out with some friends and I was with

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<v Speaker 1>a friend and I sorry, just drinking by herself and

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<v Speaker 1>I just came up to her and I was like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>I like the way you get dancing and the way

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<v Speaker 1>your your blouse is moving. Oh okay, yeah, I've never

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<v Speaker 1>heard that line actually ever. Maybe I'm wearing the wrong shirts. Yeah. No,

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<v Speaker 1>it was just something that just came, you know, the

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<v Speaker 1>top of my head, and we laughed a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>and just started to changing jails back and forth. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>as long as it works. Yeah. Yeah, if the line

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<v Speaker 1>worked for you, that's cool. I mean, I guess some

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<v Speaker 1>people should try that. I like to wear your blouse moves. Yeah. No, No,

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<v Speaker 1>she was great though. You know, she was so sexy.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, it's great hair, great body, like great smile,

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<v Speaker 1>her teeth. Y'all. Dude, it sounds like you guys had

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<v Speaker 1>some pretty easy chemistry. Yeah, we like literally hit it

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<v Speaker 1>off right off the back. And so how long did

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<v Speaker 1>you guys hang out for? Uh, you know, the whole

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<v Speaker 1>night slashed some of the more Oh oh like that? Okay? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>All right? Yeah was she So was she just gone

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<v Speaker 1>in the morning when you got up, or did you

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<v Speaker 1>guys hang out the next day at all? Yeah? So

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<v Speaker 1>she had last by the time I woke up, I

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<v Speaker 1>mean I woke up one time and she was there

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<v Speaker 1>and then went back to sleep, and then I woke

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<v Speaker 1>up again and she was gone. So I mean, since

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<v Speaker 1>it was at your place, was it your idea to

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<v Speaker 1>go back to your house or how did you guys

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<v Speaker 1>get to that point? Yeah, I mean it was more

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<v Speaker 1>of a collaboration. We were at the bar, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>we were just drinking and her friends had last and

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<v Speaker 1>said I are you okay? And she was like yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So then they left and like last corn, we just

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<v Speaker 1>decided to take a ride to my spot. And yes,

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<v Speaker 1>she just she was into going back to the spot

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<v Speaker 1>and we did. Okay. I want to ask you about

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<v Speaker 1>you said that you stole something and you think maybe

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<v Speaker 1>that's why she'd not called you back. Would you steal? Um?

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<v Speaker 1>I stole some of the beer glasses? The beer glasses?

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<v Speaker 1>What beer glass says? The bar had these beer glasses

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<v Speaker 1>that were really you know, they had a very unique

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<v Speaker 1>shape to them, and uh, we're talking about that at

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<v Speaker 1>one point. We're just commenting on the on the glasses

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<v Speaker 1>and talking about weird they looked, but like also like

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<v Speaker 1>really cool And I'm confused, are they like promotional sunglasses

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<v Speaker 1>that they had at the bar? No? Like beer like

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<v Speaker 1>like glasses, you drink out them. Oh, sorry this whole

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<v Speaker 1>I mean you're drinking, so I'm thinking beer glasses like

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<v Speaker 1>on your face, says I'm like, usually those things are

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<v Speaker 1>free when they hand them out. I get it now,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. So stoles yeah, from the bar. Yeah, she

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<v Speaker 1>seemed to be really into the beer glasses, so I

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<v Speaker 1>took some when she wasn't looking, just slipped them into

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<v Speaker 1>my jacket. She stole a couple of beer mugs for her.

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<v Speaker 1>What does what does she say when you get those

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<v Speaker 1>to her? She was like in sh She's just surprised.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like, what you You took the glasses? And uh,

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<v Speaker 1>you know she was gott to talk about you know,

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<v Speaker 1>she didn't tell me giving back to the bar. I

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<v Speaker 1>mean I think that's pretty innocent. Who hasn't taken a

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<v Speaker 1>glass here or there? Forms we I steel all the

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<v Speaker 1>time on your craw for it. Okay, time like more

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<v Speaker 1>than just beer mugs. Yeah, I mean I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to go you know, two way to that, So let's

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<v Speaker 1>let's focus on me giving her this. Okay, Okay, Well

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<v Speaker 1>maybe she did read that as a red flag. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>did you tell her that you steal a lot no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't. I mean, I'm only telling y'all that, Okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>this you're smart enough to know, like, hey, it's not

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<v Speaker 1>necessarily an attractive quality. Most of the times you're like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a thief. Yeah, So why do you think that

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<v Speaker 1>she isn't calling you back? Then? Man? I don't. I

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<v Speaker 1>really do not know, Like, um, that's why I'm kind

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<v Speaker 1>of calling me y'all to figure that out. Because it

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<v Speaker 1>was a good night. We really hit it off, and

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<v Speaker 1>she took the mugs when she left. Oh she did. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so she stolen from you exactly. She maybe didn't have

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<v Speaker 1>that much of a problem with the mugs steal together

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<v Speaker 1>as a couple. Oh my god, unless she took him

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<v Speaker 1>to go return them. No way, I think you're using

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<v Speaker 1>me for my mugs, all right, Yeah, maybe that's it, right, okay?

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<v Speaker 1>And how long has it been since you had that

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<v Speaker 1>one night stand with her? Two weeks? Two weeks? Oh man? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>And how many times have you hit her up? I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>only like five times in two weeks, and I don't know, borderline. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>if you did anymore, well we're about to kind of,

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<v Speaker 1>but anyway, five is a lot. Yeah, all right, we're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna play a song and then come back and we'll

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<v Speaker 1>call her and get your second day update. Okay, all right, cool,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you. Okay, hang on looking cubile in the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Second updates. I don't know if we're on the phone

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<v Speaker 1>for a second date update or a heist movie. Because

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<v Speaker 1>Eddie is on the phone for a second date update

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<v Speaker 1>today and he wants us to call a woman named Sarah.

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<v Speaker 1>They met at a bar, and at that bar, he

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<v Speaker 1>impressed her by stealing a couple of the mugs because

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<v Speaker 1>she said that she liked them. They actually ended up

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<v Speaker 1>back at his place and they hooked up, and then

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<v Speaker 1>she was gone when he woke up, and so were

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<v Speaker 1>the mugs. So it's a case if he stole something

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<v Speaker 1>and then she stole from him, how do we get

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<v Speaker 1>the mugs back? Yeah, that's what this is really about.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't care anymore about getting you a second date, Eddie.

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<v Speaker 1>I only care about getting those mugs back. No, I

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<v Speaker 1>want a second date. Okay, Okay, I'm glad you clarified that, Eddie,

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<v Speaker 1>this could have gotten the wrong way for you. All Right, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>we're about to call her and see why she won't

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<v Speaker 1>call you back. And you think of this girl as

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<v Speaker 1>more than one a one night sand you think she's

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<v Speaker 1>relationship material Eddie. Oh yeah, no, doubt definitely. She's white.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wow, okay, so you do like her a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of things, all right, probably because she steals too, and

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<v Speaker 1>you told us earlier that you like to steal. They'll

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<v Speaker 1>be like the modern body and clie. Yeah. Hey, Actually,

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<v Speaker 1>when you guys get her on the phones, can you

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<v Speaker 1>tell her that I don't actually steal a lot. Okay, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll just try not to bring up the stealing, so

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<v Speaker 1>we're not putting you in an awkward situation and she

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<v Speaker 1>can find out on her own that you'd like to steal.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, I'm gonna dial her phone. I'm brokay, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, here we go. Hello. All right? Is this Sarah? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>This is Sarah. Who's this? Hey Sarah? This is Jebil

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<v Speaker 1>from the radio show Brooke and jew Bowl in the Morning. Uh, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>how are you? I'm fine? Why are you calling? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you? My name's Jebil from Brook and Jewel in

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<v Speaker 1>the Morning. It's a radio show. Jowl, Yeah, je Bowl

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<v Speaker 1>Jubowl sounds weird. It sounds weird when you really pronounce

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<v Speaker 1>it like that. I'll just get to the points so

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<v Speaker 1>you don't hang up the phone. I'm calling you because

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<v Speaker 1>we do a segment on our show and it's called

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<v Speaker 1>the Second Date Update. Have you ever heard of anything

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<v Speaker 1>like that? Uh? Kind of why? Okay, Well, it's where

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<v Speaker 1>listeners can email us if they've gone out on a

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<v Speaker 1>date with somebody and that person isn't calling them back.

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<v Speaker 1>We get them on the phone and find out what happened.

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<v Speaker 1>And you went out with a dude named Eddie about

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<v Speaker 1>two weeks ago. Uh yeah, yep, and Eddie really liked you.

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<v Speaker 1>But he's been trying to get a hold of you,

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<v Speaker 1>and for some reason, you aren't calling him back. This

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<v Speaker 1>is weird. Is that not true? Well, I suppose, but

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<v Speaker 1>you're from a radio season. Yeah I said that four times. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>your name Jubils. It really doesn't matter what my name is.

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<v Speaker 1>The whole point of everything is Eddie, the dude that

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<v Speaker 1>you met two weeks ago at the bar, has been

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<v Speaker 1>trying to get a hold of you, but you're not

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<v Speaker 1>calling him back. So he asked us to get you

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<v Speaker 1>on the phone and find out why you don't like him.

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<v Speaker 1>But now he's calling you to call me because I

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<v Speaker 1>won't return his call. Yeah, I said that three times now. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>he said, why don't you just tell him that you

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<v Speaker 1>couldn't reach me? Oh? Why? I really liked you. He

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<v Speaker 1>said some really wonderful things about you. Yeah, yeah, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not I call him back? And is there a particular reason?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I'm not going to This is weird. I

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<v Speaker 1>can't believe I'm talking to a radio station. Why am

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<v Speaker 1>I talking to a radio station? Because we called you

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<v Speaker 1>because we do a segment called a second date update

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<v Speaker 1>if where I don't want to go into the whole

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<v Speaker 1>thing again. But I'm not going to call him back

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<v Speaker 1>because I'll be honest. It was a one night stance.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, so you or just have it could be

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<v Speaker 1>more than that. I mean I had a good time,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess at that time. But it's just a one

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<v Speaker 1>night stand. I mean, you know, yeah, but it could

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<v Speaker 1>be more. I mean, you guys obviously had chemistry. Some

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<v Speaker 1>of my most fun relationships came out of want to

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<v Speaker 1>be one night stance, want to be one nice dance? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean they don't really count. I don't know. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I actually would like this tippy a one night stance.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to keep it at one nice dance. I

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<v Speaker 1>mean one night stand means like one night. If I

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<v Speaker 1>called him or talk to him, then it's not a

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<v Speaker 1>one night stance. You're breaking the rule. Yeah, chemistry, there's

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<v Speaker 1>rules written somewhere. It's like the Bible. But then you

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<v Speaker 1>have chemistry. You can break the rule here and there. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but I don't really want to. Oh my god, why

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<v Speaker 1>There's got to be some reason. Yeah, good, No, fine,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's a good question. He was bad, wasn't he.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not saying that. I'm just saying it was fine.

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<v Speaker 1>So I don't want to be rude on radio. You

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<v Speaker 1>could be real on the radio. I was just rud

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<v Speaker 1>you a couple of times about you do not understanding

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<v Speaker 1>what was going on? Yes, you were. Um, I decided

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<v Speaker 1>to do the one night stand, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>m and then it just wasn't what I thought, and

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<v Speaker 1>and I would just like to leave that in the

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<v Speaker 1>history of my life. Okay, when I look back, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>see that this is the thing that I did, and look,

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<v Speaker 1>I did that, and then that's it. Okay. So do

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<v Speaker 1>you have a lot of one night's stance? No, this

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<v Speaker 1>was my first. Oh do you feel bad about it

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<v Speaker 1>is that. Why do you feel guilty? No? I mean

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<v Speaker 1>I've always wanted to try it once and you know

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<v Speaker 1>I did. It's like, you know, one time I wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to have a Brussel sproute and I did, gotcha. So

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<v Speaker 1>this is like a bucket list type situation for you.

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<v Speaker 1>Like in my life, I want to try a Brussels sprout,

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<v Speaker 1>and I want to try a guy named Eddie that

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<v Speaker 1>I met at the bar, and then right up there,

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<v Speaker 1>I think, okay, all right, well I don't think I

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<v Speaker 1>just meant one Brussels sprout and I meant just one edge. Alright, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Eddie and the Brussels sprout, I guess life is complete. Unfortunately,

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<v Speaker 1>Eddie is on the phone right now. I wants to

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<v Speaker 1>talk to you. Oh my god, are you serious? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>He was up there, Oh Eddie day. I heard the

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<v Speaker 1>conversation and our wife you heard the Yeah, that's the

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<v Speaker 1>other part. I forgot to mention he was listening the

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<v Speaker 1>whole time. I want to say, hey, I can, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>try to brusk sprouts again? You know, try Eddie again?

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<v Speaker 1>What Eddie? You're okay? Like her? Compare you to Brussels

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<v Speaker 1>sprouts into her life and say I can I can

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<v Speaker 1>do better. Oh okay, you don't think you did a

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<v Speaker 1>get enough job. It's it's it's just that, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>imagine that I'm a dude and I'm just like, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>want to have a one night stand. I'm not gonna

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<v Speaker 1>call you anymore, just like what dudes do. Just pretend

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a dude. Okay, I mean I'm I'm you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm imagining I'm a dude and I'm a dude, and

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<v Speaker 1>I you know, I want to see you again. So

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<v Speaker 1>how about that imagining? So you're a dude who out

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<v Speaker 1>a one night stand with a dude who wants to

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<v Speaker 1>see that dude again. Don't know what I'm meaning, you

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<v Speaker 1>know what I'm trying to get it? I think I do.

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<v Speaker 1>I think you're saying that you want to see Sarah again. Yes, yes, sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't really want to see again Sarah. You're just

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<v Speaker 1>shooting him down like that. I mean, listen, Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you could go out with him again, and then you

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<v Speaker 1>could have another one night stand down the road and

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<v Speaker 1>just leave that one as a one night stand. Maybe

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<v Speaker 1>this one is something special. Your bucket list thing is

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<v Speaker 1>kind of ruined now because you're talking to your one

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<v Speaker 1>night stand, so you have to well, that's not my fault,

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<v Speaker 1>that's your Oh, it's only if you would call them. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>Well what if I if I didn't Okay, but what

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<v Speaker 1>if I don't, you know, call you for like a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of weeks and then after that time, you know, I,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, we go out one more time and we

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<v Speaker 1>leave that one night fan you know in the past

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<v Speaker 1>that you had it, and then you know, we have

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<v Speaker 1>an at a date that's you know, different than that.

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<v Speaker 1>There's not really alternate definitions to a one night stand.

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<v Speaker 1>There's just really one and the idea of being that

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<v Speaker 1>it's just one night like done it was. It was,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, one night with with the old meat. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not a new eddie. Yeah no, but I even those

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<v Speaker 1>must for you. Okay that that actually made everything worse.

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<v Speaker 1>You stole much. Did you know that I took them back?

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<v Speaker 1>You really did? Of course I did. I just like

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<v Speaker 1>left him side, like I didn't walk in and was

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<v Speaker 1>like hey, but I just kind of like left them

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<v Speaker 1>on the sidewalk right by the front door because I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't want to be a party to seavery Oh, let

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<v Speaker 1>me get this straight. You don't like seabury when you

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<v Speaker 1>put it like that. No, like, no good because I

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<v Speaker 1>don't either. Okay, Oh Eddie, I don't think you're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>win this one. Yeah no, he's not all right. So

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<v Speaker 1>I have to ask a question anyway, Sarah, would you

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<v Speaker 1>like to go out on a second date with Eddie?

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<v Speaker 1>We will pay for it. She's like, how dumb are

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<v Speaker 1>you people? Yeah, that is what I was thinking. Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I thought that might be the answer, but I know

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<v Speaker 1>so sorry, Eddie, no second date for you. Wait wait, wait, wait,

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<v Speaker 1>not go wrong. Well, I think this one you're just

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<v Speaker 1>gonna have to chalk up to. She'll never forget you.

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<v Speaker 1>You'll always be her one night stand. That's true. That's

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<v Speaker 1>a good point. Okay, it is true. So they want

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<v Speaker 1>to come back into her last Oh no, Eddie, Ede,

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<v Speaker 1>you gotta give it up. Man, No, you don't understand.

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<v Speaker 1>She was everything. She was the one. I'm still on

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<v Speaker 1>the phone, Eddie. I can hear you. Oh Sarah, what's

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<v Speaker 1>so you just started again? In the morning? Text in

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<v Speaker 1>at seven, eight, five to nine two says I'm surprised

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<v Speaker 1>she didn't want to go out with Eddie again. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>a guy who admits that he steals things it's always

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<v Speaker 1>a catch. Talking about today's second date update, if you

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<v Speaker 1>missed it, Eddie wanted to call a girl named Sarah.

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<v Speaker 1>Eddie said that they had a great date. He actually

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<v Speaker 1>stole some beer mugs from the bar that they were at,

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<v Speaker 1>and then admitted that he likes to steal things a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>That wasn't the reason he wasn't gonna call back, though.

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<v Speaker 1>Sarah was just trying to have a one night stand.

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<v Speaker 1>She's never had one before, and she's trying to mark

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<v Speaker 1>things off of her bucket list. And you think that

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<v Speaker 1>if you'd picked the guy who steals a lot of things,

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<v Speaker 1>that you'd be good, like, be fine with a one

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<v Speaker 1>night stand. But Eddie was a romance. Yeah. Yeah. He

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<v Speaker 1>kept trying to get her back. He kept trying to

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<v Speaker 1>be like, let's just do one more time, give me

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<v Speaker 1>another shot. She still said no. She likened him to

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<v Speaker 1>a Brussels sprouts. She said, you want to try Brussels

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<v Speaker 1>sprouts once in your life, and you want to have

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<v Speaker 1>it one night stand once in your life. And so

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<v Speaker 1>that's what Eddie is. Eddie is a one night stand. Sarah,

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<v Speaker 1>I will never eat Brussels sprouts without thinking of those

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<v Speaker 1>two though, and I'll never still another beer mug without

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<v Speaker 1>thinking of Eddie either. Remember if you want to do

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