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Speaker 1: Second date Update. The listener named Eddie is on the

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Speaker 1: phone for a second date update today and apparently he

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Speaker 1: went out with a girl named Sarah who stole his

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Speaker 1: heart and he stole some property. I guess, wait what

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Speaker 1: get into that? And a second because I do have questions?

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Speaker 1: But Eddie, how are you good? How y'a doing good?

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Speaker 1: Thanks for your email? Yeah, of course, Like I said,

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Speaker 1: there are some questions that we have for you. Yeah. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Are you on the run? It was my first one.

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Speaker 1: I mean, my heart is it's on the run, trying

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Speaker 1: to find his girl. Look at mister romance over here.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't sound like it's healthy out. Before we get

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Speaker 1: into he's stealing stuff on your date, tell us a

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Speaker 1: little bit about the girl you want to call. Her

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Speaker 1: name is Sarah right, yeah? Yeah, her name is Era. Okay,

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Speaker 1: And where'd you meet her? I met her at a bar.

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Speaker 1: She's hanging out with some friends and I was with

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Speaker 1: I just came up to her and I was like, hey,

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Speaker 1: I like the way you get dancing and the way

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Speaker 1: your your blouse is moving. Oh okay, yeah, I've never

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Speaker 1: heard that line actually ever. Maybe I'm wearing the wrong shirts. Yeah. No,

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Speaker 1: it was just something that just came, you know, the

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Speaker 1: and just started to changing jails back and forth. You know,

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Speaker 1: as long as it works. Yeah. Yeah, if the line

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Speaker 1: worked for you, that's cool. I mean, I guess some

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Speaker 1: people should try that. I like to wear your blouse moves. Yeah. No, No,

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Speaker 1: You know, it's great hair, great body, like great smile,

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Speaker 1: night slashed some of the more Oh oh like that? Okay? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: get to that point? Yeah, I mean it was more

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Speaker 1: and we did. Okay. I want to ask you about

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Speaker 1: that's why she'd not called you back. Would you steal? Um?

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Speaker 1: I stole some of the beer glasses? The beer glasses?

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Speaker 1: What beer glass says? The bar had these beer glasses

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Speaker 1: only like five times in two weeks, and I don't know, borderline. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Second updates. I don't know if we're on the phone

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Speaker 1: Eddie is on the phone for a second date update

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Speaker 1: today and he wants us to call a woman named Sarah.

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Speaker 1: They met at a bar, and at that bar, he

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Speaker 1: I don't care anymore about getting you a second date, Eddie.

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Speaker 1: I only care about getting those mugs back. No, I

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Speaker 1: we're about to call her and see why she won't

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Speaker 1: be like the modern body and clie. Yeah. Hey, Actually,

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Speaker 1: All right, I'm gonna dial her phone. I'm brokay, all right,

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Speaker 1: all right, here we go. Hello. All right? Is this Sarah? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: This is Sarah. Who's this? Hey Sarah? This is Jebil

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Speaker 1: from the radio show Brooke and jew Bowl in the Morning. Uh, okay,

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Speaker 1: how are you? I'm fine? Why are you calling? Oh?

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Speaker 1: Are you? My name's Jebil from Brook and Jewel in

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Speaker 1: the Morning. It's a radio show. Jowl, Yeah, je Bowl

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Speaker 1: Jubowl sounds weird. It sounds weird when you really pronounce

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Speaker 1: it like that. I'll just get to the points so

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Speaker 1: the Second Date Update. Have you ever heard of anything

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Speaker 1: like that? Uh? Kind of why? Okay, Well, it's where

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Speaker 1: And you went out with a dude named Eddie about

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Speaker 1: two weeks ago. Uh yeah, yep, and Eddie really liked you.

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Speaker 1: But he's been trying to get a hold of you,

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Speaker 1: your name Jubils. It really doesn't matter what my name is.

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Speaker 1: The whole point of everything is Eddie, the dude that

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Speaker 1: if where I don't want to go into the whole

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Speaker 1: because I'll be honest. It was a one night stance.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, so you or just have it could be

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Speaker 1: one night stance. You're breaking the rule. Yeah, chemistry, there's

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Speaker 1: have chemistry. You can break the rule here and there. Yeah,

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