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Speaker 3: Brooklyn Boys Slice time for episode three thirty six and Beyond.
Speaker 2: What's going on David Brodie.
Speaker 3: I hope it does better than Bed Bathroom Beyond, which
Speaker 3: isn't around anymore. Oh my god, I don't miss those
Speaker 3: coupons showing up in my mail three times a week.
Speaker 2: Remember that one.
Speaker 4: When that was a big deal. Oh my god, I
Speaker 4: got a twenty percent coupon. Then you know, all of
Speaker 4: a sudden you always had a twenty percent coupon.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then you just have a stack of twenty
Speaker 3: percent coupons, but you never actually went to the store.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you forgot them. And then the people in front
Speaker 4: of you were like an extra coupon, It mine exactly.
Speaker 4: And you wonder why they went out of business.
Speaker 3: Or the cashier would say, you don't have your coupon.
Speaker 3: I'll just I'll take ca I'll.
Speaker 2: Scam this one.
Speaker 5: It was.
Speaker 2: It was a big scamboney, was a gimmick. It was
Speaker 2: a gimmick. Yeah.
Speaker 3: So because you know, research shows if you lower your
Speaker 3: prices twenty percent, people won't shop as much.
Speaker 4: They like a sale. They like to know they're getting
Speaker 4: something off. They like a good bogain, a good bogain,
Speaker 4: David Brody, Yeah, Amazon does that. You ever go on
Speaker 4: Amazon and it's like, click here for five percent extra off. Yeah,
Speaker 4: that's a psychological trick.
Speaker 2: Of course.
Speaker 4: They want you to think you get if they made
Speaker 4: it for five percent on most items, like a couple
Speaker 4: of bucks exactly, So they're like, just.
Speaker 2: Make it a couple of bucks lower. But then you
Speaker 2: wouldn't know you were getting something very true. Yeah.
Speaker 3: So anyway, Uh, this is the episode's free. This is free.
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Speaker 6: Or come on up, come to New Jersey please.
Speaker 2: I think that was from last week.
Speaker 3: That's her vote to come for us to do a
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Speaker 2: Yeah, thanks, Reggie.
Speaker 7: Hey, Brookelyn Moys, shame me from Queen's here, Brody, get
Speaker 7: out of my head seriously. Last week on s Lifetime,
Speaker 7: you said that Scary only has the merse because it's trendy.
Speaker 7: And right when you said that, I was thinking the
Speaker 7: same thing.
Speaker 8: I was thinking that by next summer it's either going
Speaker 8: to be sitting in Skary's closet or Brody will have
Speaker 8: already sold it on eBay. And also, Scary, I'm surprised
Speaker 8: you didn't get a pedum alone that will fit your
Speaker 8: twenty five dollars peanut butter.
Speaker 2: Okay, thank you, yeah, Peter Malart purse merse.
Speaker 3: Excuse me, I'm gonna buy twenty five dollars peanut butter
Speaker 3: in my Peter Malart purse.
Speaker 9: Hey, the Coome boys, you know it is. I wanted
Speaker 9: to thank you guys so much. You guys saved what's
Speaker 9: left of my sanity. The other day a couple of
Speaker 9: them saying guys saving sanity.
Speaker 10: I think that's.
Speaker 7: Irony anyway, I had to go to the DMV, and
Speaker 7: even with an appointment, I was there.
Speaker 10: For three hours.
Speaker 7: So I just listened to you guys, and it's saved
Speaker 7: what's left of my sanity. So thank you so much.
Speaker 11: You guys.
Speaker 2: You're welcome, Jamie, You're welcome. Glad that you can help
Speaker 2: out when the doctors take too long. The doctors, she
Speaker 2: said she was the DMV.
Speaker 4: Well, doctor's DMV. I'm just saying, if you're in the
Speaker 4: doctor's office, will also be helpful for you. Okay, wherever
Speaker 4: it might be doctors at the DMV, maybe.
Speaker 2: The d d N. Thank you for listening. Thank you
Speaker 2: for listening to us in every waiting room in America.
Speaker 2: Holy grandfather held that.
Speaker 4: My grandfather would say DMV stood for doctors make you
Speaker 4: eight hey, holy shit.
Speaker 12: Than he from Brooklyn here, Chad from Omar.
Speaker 13: I'm not usually a huge fan of all the constant
Speaker 13: talkbacks with the jokes and shit, just my taste. But anyway,
Speaker 13: that fucking song was insane. That was ridiculous.
Speaker 12: That was talent.
Speaker 13: Bro I'm I'm a little bit fucking envious of that.
Speaker 13: That that was I don't have me laughing over here.
Speaker 13: I'm just fucking dying. I couldn't even tell where the
Speaker 13: talkbacks ended with a thirty seconds wee.
Speaker 2: That was just he timed them perfectly.
Speaker 12: Being from Brooklyn.
Speaker 13: Again, I wanted to comment last week and I totally
Speaker 13: forgot about the girl with the wax and with the
Speaker 13: fou bah and all that bullshit. Uh yeah, absolutely charge
Speaker 13: her ass more. There's definitely more bush down there to
Speaker 13: fucking wax. I mean, that's what it comes down to.
Speaker 12: Uh.
Speaker 13: And yes, has stylists do charge more for long and
Speaker 13: half a curly half for straight hair. And I know
Speaker 13: this because and I know this because I not only
Speaker 13: have three daughters with very long hair and a wife
Speaker 13: with very long hair that I take to the salon
Speaker 13: all the time.
Speaker 12: I also have very long hair, to believe it or not, down.
Speaker 13: To the middle of my back and it's really really curly,
Speaker 13: so you would never be able to tell them.
Speaker 2: I got that.
Speaker 13: That's another thing. My wife has super straight hair. She
Speaker 13: goes to a halstylist that doesn't charge as much as
Speaker 13: the half stylist for me and my girls that have
Speaker 13: very curly hair.
Speaker 12: So that's just a little tippit.
Speaker 13: And to the other guy that said about you know guys,
Speaker 13: going and getting beards and eyebrows. Although I do agree
Speaker 13: with him to an extent, it's still those are more services.
Speaker 13: It's not like if your beard was really long or
Speaker 13: you had a really hairy fucking face, that they're gonna
Speaker 13: charge you more for it. At least I've never seen
Speaker 13: a barber to do that, but I have seen barbers
Speaker 13: charge more for U long handcuts as opposed to I'm
Speaker 13: sitting here laughing about all these fucking calls with the
Speaker 13: man purse.
Speaker 12: Uh.
Speaker 13: But now that I come to think of it, I
Speaker 13: got a boogie friend just like fucking Scary from the neighborhood,
Speaker 13: from Dyke the lawyer, and uh, he absolutely carries a
Speaker 13: fucking man person to him, just like you were Scary.
Speaker 12: I love you, guys. I'm honored, and Brody, I hope
Speaker 12: you know that I don't. I love you. Responding to
Speaker 12: the talkback.
Speaker 13: That said about the uh the waxen woman could have,
Speaker 13: you know, she could have used two or.
Speaker 12: Three more strips. She's one hundred percent right. I couldn't have.
Speaker 13: I can't make an argument to disagree. But maybe she
Speaker 13: did it on purpose, because maybe she didn't want that
Speaker 13: person to come back in.
Speaker 12: Maybe there's some underlying reasons, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 12: Trying to read between the lines yet.
Speaker 1: But anyhow, all right, maybe why that woman chadha, oh.
Speaker 2: Wait he's back again.
Speaker 3: Well this is a record for Vinnie from Brooklyn, leaving
Speaker 3: about eighteen talkbacks.
Speaker 2: In a row.
Speaker 4: I was just gonna say, maybe the waxed woman. You know,
Speaker 4: it's she's uh, she wasn't popular. She just she just,
Speaker 4: you know, not not a good customer.
Speaker 12: Chadh Maha. Sounds like Change Mayron from Up and Smoke Ture.
Speaker 12: Keep on knocking. But your cank on me. That's pretty
Speaker 12: fucking fuddy. Bro just just hit me. I used to
Speaker 12: love that movie. Keep it up, Chad igil all right,
Speaker 12: thank you, Vinny.
Speaker 14: Hey Brooklyn boys, Brody and Scary, Scary and Brody. This
Speaker 14: is Kelsey from Texas. So my mom is a cosmetologist
Speaker 14: in our small hometown. So in regards to breaking up
Speaker 14: with your barber, she actually hasn't had anyone officially break
Speaker 14: up with her beyond some people telling her, hey, I'm moving,
Speaker 14: which is understandable. But she does have a lot of
Speaker 14: people who call her in a panic because they went
Speaker 14: to the next town over and their hair is ruined,
Speaker 14: so she has to do a lot of fixes with that.
Speaker 14: But the long hair versus short hair cost and she
Speaker 14: said most of the time, it just depends on what
Speaker 14: they're trying to do. But depending on how long it is,
Speaker 14: it's going to be a lot more work to work
Speaker 14: with it. So of course she's going to charge a
Speaker 14: little bit more anyway, Levey gus Las for life.
Speaker 2: See yeah, hello, I found like the condoms in.
Speaker 15: The wood, like the awesome too.
Speaker 16: I wouldn't take that as well.
Speaker 10: Also, the condoms.
Speaker 15: Are like extra extra, They're like perfect, all right, bye,
Speaker 15: I love you.
Speaker 2: This is like a movie. What's going on there?
Speaker 4: I don't I we missed something that this was scene
Speaker 4: edited out at the beginning.
Speaker 2: Something's wrong.
Speaker 17: Hey Victoria from Brooklyn here.
Speaker 18: I know.
Speaker 12: I'm a little to the potty about.
Speaker 2: The episode four, but it's not a merse, it's not
Speaker 2: a purse.
Speaker 12: It is a pocket book and one question, scary is.
Speaker 18: There room in there for your balls?
Speaker 7: With that said, I've only seen it in Europe and
Speaker 7: most of the guys that have it are really not
Speaker 7: that great looking, so just take that into account.
Speaker 19: Open Hyperoklin, boys, Jen the Groom are here. Brody I'm
Speaker 19: gonna answer your question about the pigs. Yes, we have
Speaker 19: a client down here that has something called a Lincolnshire pig.
Speaker 19: It's actually a curly coated pig that just need a
Speaker 19: little bit of grooming every once in a while. Also,
Speaker 19: some of our pigs down here in Florida that are
Speaker 19: indoor house pigs.
Speaker 3: Yes, there are house pigs like.
Speaker 10: To get groom.
Speaker 19: Jen Again, we do have some clients with house pigs,
Speaker 19: indoor pigs. For those, I usually do a bath and
Speaker 19: a blow dry, trim the hoofs, brush the teeth, and
Speaker 19: clean the ears. Oh so we have to apply sunblock
Speaker 19: to the pigs down here so they don't burn. I
Speaker 19: know it's silly, but yeah, South Floridas do have house pigs.
Speaker 4: Where do I sign up for services? You know what
Speaker 4: happens when the pig burns? Don't you bacon? Bacon in
Speaker 4: the sun?
Speaker 2: Bacon?
Speaker 3: Hi, he's bacon. Where's your pig? He's not bacon in
Speaker 3: the sun?
Speaker 12: Now, this is it's farm down in Atlanta.
Speaker 10: I answer about my hairdresser going to jail for a year.
Speaker 20: She got arrested and sent to jail for a year
Speaker 20: for street racing through the streets of Atlanta, and unfortunately
Speaker 20: the person that she was racing against hit a innocent
Speaker 20: vehicle in the midst of it, and it ended up
Speaker 20: being a pretty severe case. So not a fun situation
Speaker 20: for her. But she's persevered and is now back in acting.
Speaker 2: All right, thank you, all right, Sorry you hear that.
Speaker 4: That's sad, But she didn't kill anybody with straight razor,
Speaker 4: so you could trust her as a blank headdresser.
Speaker 21: It's true.
Speaker 22: Hey guys, lord from Connecticut, we were talking about the
Speaker 22: flop of crap. So my point was not just for
Speaker 22: her per sae. Yes, she threw it out there for
Speaker 22: everyone to know, but I'm just saying in general, even
Speaker 22: if she didn't, then that's embarrassing if somebody tells me that.
Speaker 21: So my point is is what if.
Speaker 22: Someone just had a baby and they told them that,
Speaker 22: or if someone was sick and they have a thyborid
Speaker 22: issue and they told them that. We don't know people's
Speaker 22: histories of life and shit that's going on in their life. Yes,
Speaker 22: I know she made a public I'm sure she wasn't
Speaker 22: the first person that had to deal with it.
Speaker 21: My point is is, like I said, they have bigger strips.
Speaker 21: It shouldn't be that big of an issue.
Speaker 6: Unless I asked, was fucking huge?
Speaker 22: And she have some Brazilian wax and then they need
Speaker 22: like twenty thousand strips. Then I get that, But my
Speaker 22: point is is that.
Speaker 21: It shouldn't be that big of.
Speaker 22: A deal to do two more strips.
Speaker 2: All right, are you there?
Speaker 4: Just don't what if a highway has an extra lane
Speaker 4: or two, you know, I guess it depends on the
Speaker 4: size of the road.
Speaker 18: Yeah, all right, Hey, Brooklyn boys, this is Maria from
Speaker 18: Union City. I wanted to weigh in on the whole
Speaker 18: merse thing. I actually I don't make Scary Jones money,
Speaker 18: but I do like nice things every now and then,
Speaker 18: so I go. I went to the coach outlet at
Speaker 18: Jersey Gardens. They have a men's and a women's and
Speaker 18: the bag I wanted was in the men's store and
Speaker 18: I use it. And you know, my Chay from Philadelphia,
Speaker 18: he bought two more to customize. Hey, Maria from Union
Speaker 18: City again. So I'm not sure I'm against the merse.
Speaker 18: I'll be honest. I've seen some merses that I'm all like,
Speaker 18: why aren't those for women?
Speaker 11: They're so nice?
Speaker 18: When when Chay, by the way, said that you guys
Speaker 18: know where he works.
Speaker 10: He works at Louisvatant.
Speaker 18: And I was looking at some bags and he's like, oh,
Speaker 18: those are the men's I'm like what what?
Speaker 21: All right?
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, bags are unisex?
Speaker 4: I guess right at this point not not where it
Speaker 4: comes to Merses.
Speaker 21: Carry and Brody over there, rock and see from the Bronx.
Speaker 21: You're talking about defleece.
Speaker 23: In Long Island or out Julio's whatever. Did you see
Speaker 23: the movie on Netflix called Noonah's based.
Speaker 21: On true stories about a pizzai in Staten Island.
Speaker 10: As Maria.
Speaker 21: Name of the restaurant, Yep, I'm going there.
Speaker 10: I'm stat Island soon and I'm gonna go visit it.
Speaker 5: Guys.
Speaker 21: The owner's name is Joe. It's a great story. Check
Speaker 21: it out on Netflix.
Speaker 5: Over there, I.
Speaker 3: Went to the Nona's Place that he's referring to the
Speaker 3: Netflix special that they made about Dona's. Right, it's the
Speaker 3: restaurant in case you don't know, it's the restaurant in
Speaker 3: Staten Island which employees Grandma's and every night a different
Speaker 3: Grandma comes to cook and that's the chef of the
Speaker 3: night and they rotate them. And I went on with
Speaker 3: we went to a night with a Sicilian Nona, I
Speaker 3: forgot her name.
Speaker 2: It was several years ago.
Speaker 3: The food was off the charts, and it's crazy that
Speaker 3: they finally made a documentary about this very unique restaurant
Speaker 3: which to this day employees nonahs. So yeah, and at
Speaker 3: Techa Maria Staten Island, North Shore. It's not a pizzeria,
Speaker 3: it's a full on restaurant. But anyway, very cool concept
Speaker 3: all those years ago, and it's just nice to see
Speaker 3: that they're finally getting their nationwide notoriety. Now I'll never
Speaker 3: be able to get in again.
Speaker 4: Now you'll not and now you you'll want to go
Speaker 4: even more now because you can't get it exactly.
Speaker 2: It looks like Steve left another one.
Speaker 21: Gary and Brodie Rock and Steve over there again. Give
Speaker 21: you something about ninety nine balls or something like that,
Speaker 21: And couldn't think of was they were blody on surprised
Speaker 21: they didn't going there when I was thinking.
Speaker 10: Balloons, I'm surprised you got that.
Speaker 3: Ball he dropped, He dropped the balls and rock and
Speaker 3: see over there the.
Speaker 2: Balloons loft balloons when ninety nine left balloons go by?
Speaker 24: Yeah, he kt from NC I was commenting on the
Speaker 24: Waxine story, the whole post about how she went out
Speaker 24: later and said, oh my area was bigger than somebody
Speaker 24: else's there that you couldn't waterboard that out of me.
Speaker 24: Just like Birdie said before, there's no way that would
Speaker 24: ever be gotten out of me, and especially online.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, you're from a different generation. This is a
Speaker 3: gen Z woman who and let's face it, a lot
Speaker 3: of gen Z they love to share everything online. Were
Speaker 3: they're about to cry, turn on the fucking camera. I'm
Speaker 3: going to cry into the camera for my audience. It's
Speaker 3: not how I do business, it's not how brody is.
Speaker 3: But then we gen xers we don't understand. Same thing
Speaker 3: with millennials, they don't really get it. But gen Z
Speaker 3: jen Alpha, they are online with every emotion, every thought,
Speaker 3: everything that's random that comes to mind.
Speaker 2: They got to put it out there. So that's the
Speaker 2: way they are.
Speaker 10: You know.
Speaker 3: It's just I don't feel like air in my dirty
Speaker 3: laundry that way. But again, we're cut from a different cloth,
Speaker 3: We're from a different generation.
Speaker 4: Do you think you think Generation Beta will be different?
Speaker 4: And you think the Generation Beta males will act like
Speaker 4: Beta males like you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Like the Generation Alpha generation Generation Alpha, Generation Z males
Speaker 3: are acting like Beta males, so we probably won't be
Speaker 3: around for Generation Delta though probably not. Yeah, yeah, all right,
Speaker 3: let's take a quick break boys podcast.
Speaker 5: We will be right back.
Speaker 2: I'm liking these talkbacks today.
Speaker 4: Good you Yeah, no, I'm I'm so far so good.
Speaker 4: Rock and Steve is back, two of my favorite voices.
Speaker 3: Left messages, people cracking jokes, people, no one, no one
Speaker 3: making complaints. Vinnie said he liked me. That's a good sign.
Speaker 3: Always appreciate that, Vinnie.
Speaker 2: Vin Yep, thank.
Speaker 5: You, Brooklyn boys.
Speaker 16: JJ from the Deep South. Talking about the lout of
Speaker 16: hair and the amount of work and the amount of
Speaker 16: time that you put in to explain this just scary.
Speaker 16: It's very simple. If you go on a promo, on
Speaker 16: a live shoot on a you show up to promote
Speaker 16: an opening, you gotta change. You go to charge the
Speaker 16: same for one hour as you do for four hours.
Speaker 16: It's the same job.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I understand. So time is money, money is time.
Speaker 3: We get it right. But I wouldn't gonna. I don't
Speaker 3: like him talking about an opening while talking about the
Speaker 3: waxing comments.
Speaker 2: You know, it's a come on, talking about an opening.
Speaker 4: Listen, if you got to jump on the John d
Speaker 4: attractor to mow your lawn, if you got to stay
Speaker 4: on the lawn, the more another half hour, that's extra money.
Speaker 2: Time is money.
Speaker 15: So the girl's vagina who has to pay more to
Speaker 15: be wax. I did some digging and she's known to
Speaker 15: be an OnlyFans girl who flaunts.
Speaker 10: A big foopa.
Speaker 15: So I'm wondering if it was all for publicity people
Speaker 15: to look her up and get more fans.
Speaker 2: That's definitely what it was.
Speaker 4: Now, Oh, look that doesn't That doesn't work on me though,
Speaker 4: like that that marketing scheme. Hey, I've got an oversized foopa.
Speaker 4: Come check me out on only foopas I'm not. I'm
Speaker 4: not going there. That's crazy you're into If you're into
Speaker 4: the big fupa, then I guess check her out.
Speaker 3: I like how he did the his research. Though he
Speaker 3: did his homework. He's like, you know, I'm gonna look
Speaker 3: this girl up. Sure not signed up for a month
Speaker 3: or two. That's quality research. You get back to us
Speaker 3: in about a month when that expires.
Speaker 2: I guess. I guess mission accomplished for her. She got
Speaker 2: a new onlyfan.
Speaker 12: Good evening fellows from Brooklyn.
Speaker 13: Uh, I'm actually surprised that you don't believe in ghosts.
Speaker 13: I mean, to each his own, I get it. I'm
Speaker 13: on the wall on the fence about and on the
Speaker 13: wall on the fence about it.
Speaker 12: But I do agree.
Speaker 13: But I do believe in things I can't see because
Speaker 13: I believe in God. Not that I want to take
Speaker 13: it down religion's path. But that's what you guys were
Speaker 13: talking about, and then I went to the ghost and whatever.
Speaker 13: So I mean, if I believe in God, then ghost.
Speaker 13: Just a little tidbit about the pope. Pope actually doesn't
Speaker 13: have to be a priest prior to being.
Speaker 12: Selected as post That is correct.
Speaker 13: Traditionally cardinals that are selected as pope, but it could
Speaker 13: be any Catholic male that was baptized and they can
Speaker 13: become pope.
Speaker 12: So Serri me or you could become pope.
Speaker 13: Sorry, Berdie, you can't bet the Pope will.
Speaker 12: Take them a bishop upon accepting pope ship or.
Speaker 3: Whatever scary carries the uh merse.
Speaker 2: Now he could become queen.
Speaker 3: That's awesome, and you could you could be you could
Speaker 3: be cupping the bishop for the rest of your life.
Speaker 2: Whatever you're into.
Speaker 12: Merman Brodie that's funny the state with the X in it?
Speaker 13: I thought New Mexico, and then I thought Texas after
Speaker 13: like a minute.
Speaker 12: But pretty funny.
Speaker 13: My wife is a Mexican woman from Texas, so that
Speaker 13: was pretty funny.
Speaker 12: But yeah, I love.
Speaker 13: Doing the math ones because ninety of the people have
Speaker 13: no idea what they're talking about when it comes to math,
Speaker 13: and they all get it wrong, and they all I
Speaker 13: just googled states with the letter X because I was
Speaker 13: wondering if there was another one, not that I could
Speaker 13: think of one, but google it AI tells you that
Speaker 13: the only state with the letter.
Speaker 12: X in it is Texas. Says nothing about New Mexico.
Speaker 2: That's crazy.
Speaker 13: So that's why that post was wrong. And people all
Speaker 13: googled states with the letter X. Huh and they got
Speaker 13: a wrong answer. How about that?
Speaker 2: How about that? Wow? Did we find an error? Hold on?
Speaker 3: I just googled.
Speaker 4: Yeah, if X was your guest, you were also The
Speaker 4: rare letter makes an appearance in only New Mexico and Texas.
Speaker 4: I don't know what words you used to Google, but
Speaker 4: if you say what US states have the letter X
Speaker 4: in them, it comes up New Mexico and Texas.
Speaker 2: Well.
Speaker 3: The way he searched is the way a lot of
Speaker 3: people searched. That's why they all got the wrong answer.
Speaker 4: No, they got the wrong answer because the first thing
Speaker 4: that popped into their head was Texas and they couldn't
Speaker 4: think of anything else.
Speaker 2: Not Vinnie. I'm just saying no. But Vinny was.
Speaker 3: Trying to say that maybe they got the same answer
Speaker 3: that he did because they googled it the same way
Speaker 3: he did.
Speaker 4: Okay, nothing against any slices right now, But the people
Speaker 4: who answer this Facebook quiz, if you have to google
Speaker 4: what states have an X, don't bother answering the question
Speaker 4: like it's a question you're supposed to do on Facebook.
Speaker 4: You should like, oh, I know the answer to that, right.
Speaker 4: You should know Texas in New Mexico. If you have
Speaker 4: to google it and you still get it wrong, you
Speaker 4: shouldn't be answering riddles on Facebook. That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 4: Speaking of which, I've got a good one from Facebook
Speaker 4: for next episode of The Brooklyn Boys Scary and involved
Speaker 4: States and water Oo.
Speaker 2: Little teaser there.
Speaker 25: Karling for momah huh. And then I'm listening to episode
Speaker 25: of three thirty six and scary. Oh wow. Really, if
Speaker 25: you have kids, you look old.
Speaker 26: Seriously, Well, I had my first child when I was
Speaker 26: twenty one, and I had five kids, and when people
Speaker 26: guess my age, which I am fifty eight, they guess
Speaker 26: I'm in my early forties.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 3: Really okay, so good for you, No, good for you.
Speaker 3: Misinterpreted what I'm saying. I didn't say that you necessarily
Speaker 3: look older if you have had kids.
Speaker 2: I never said that. I said that scary. Yeah, but
Speaker 2: I'm saying.
Speaker 3: What I'm the converse is what I've said. I said
Speaker 3: I look younger because I haven't had kids. So just
Speaker 3: because I said that doesn't mean the other is true.
Speaker 3: You remember back when you did math, Oh no, no,
Speaker 3: this was x if X then hy then why then
Speaker 3: that you remember the converse and modus polands and moss.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 3: Just because one statement is true doesn't make the other
Speaker 3: one false. And vice versa, vice versa, vice versa, vice versa,
Speaker 3: vice versa.
Speaker 4: I don't know if you if I think you're mistaken. Now,
Speaker 4: what scary meant was he hasn't had the stress that
Speaker 4: kids would bring to his life that would age him.
Speaker 4: That is, he knows that kids in his life or
Speaker 4: a dog in his life would give him so much stress,
Speaker 4: he would age from the stress. That does not mean
Speaker 4: he thinks other people would kids get older or get stressed.
Speaker 4: He knows in his life he didn't have kids.
Speaker 3: But there are people out there that have had kids
Speaker 3: that look like they've been put through the ringer.
Speaker 2: But that doesn't mean that all people that have had.
Speaker 4: If they didn't have kids, they might still look like
Speaker 4: they got put through the ring.
Speaker 2: And yeah, the opposite is true for that as well.
Speaker 3: There are people that have like beat the hell out
Speaker 3: of themselves, They've abused their bodies, maybe they've smoked themselves
Speaker 3: into the ground, or they fucking drank their whole life.
Speaker 3: They look like shit. It's so everyone who drinks all
Speaker 3: the time looks like She's right. It's exactly. I'm not
Speaker 3: saying everybody, I'm not. Just not a universal statement, all right.
Speaker 3: I just wanted to clear that up.
Speaker 25: Scary.
Speaker 26: I don't even know if he'll ever be scary over
Speaker 26: Brodie again. I cannot believe you think that.
Speaker 2: I don't think that.
Speaker 25: Do you think it depends.
Speaker 26: On where you live, how you treat your skin like.
Speaker 2: She's misunderstanding me. Okay, I gotta stop that.
Speaker 4: No, let her run a role she has a nice voice.
Speaker 4: Let her talk, all right, I'll let her talk.
Speaker 2: But she's she's.
Speaker 3: Now on the wrong, on the wrong path. You know,
Speaker 3: I didn't say what I what she said. I said
Speaker 3: you'd have more patience for people who disagree with you.
Speaker 2: All right, let's let's let's continue on.
Speaker 26: Get scary it will. I don't even know if he'll
Speaker 26: ever be scary over Brody again. I cannot believe you
Speaker 26: think that.
Speaker 13: What do you think?
Speaker 25: It depends on where you live, how you tweet your
Speaker 25: skin like.
Speaker 26: That was such a really terrible thing to say, so wrong.
Speaker 3: I'm so mad at you because you misinterpreted me. The
Speaker 3: only thing that was wrong was the way you interpreted
Speaker 3: my comments.
Speaker 2: That's it. End the story.
Speaker 21: Oh my gosh, that is so catchy.
Speaker 6: Scary is wearing a mask?
Speaker 4: Okay, but there's one comment here.
Speaker 26: I have a request, mister Brodie. Can you please invite
Speaker 26: missus Brody to meet up to I would like to
Speaker 26: sit with her.
Speaker 6: I think we'll really hit it off.
Speaker 2: Please, Yeah, I don't think you would.
Speaker 27: Hey, Brooklyn boys, it shown from Newton. I know it's
Speaker 27: been a while, but.
Speaker 3: And the call and the call, I'm some talking. Yeah,
Speaker 3: she's not someone who likes she's not for the celebrity
Speaker 3: life like she's not. She wouldn't enjoy meet meet a hangout,
Speaker 3: meet and meet and greet kind of thing. So but
Speaker 3: I'm glad, thank you for wanting to.
Speaker 27: Hey, Brooklyn Boys, it's Sean from Newton. I know it's
Speaker 27: been a while, but within the past week I've noticed
Speaker 27: Scary has brought a Brooklyn Boys topic to their podcast
Speaker 27: now the After Party, and now he is bringing a
Speaker 27: topic from the Big Show to the Brooklyn Boys. Just
Speaker 27: wanted to know if Brodie you were aware.
Speaker 2: What what difference does it make?
Speaker 3: In fact, well, he doesn't listen to the Big Show,
Speaker 3: so everything everything new to him.
Speaker 4: But Gad, the question came to me. I would like
Speaker 4: to think that your ideas were for us. However, if
Speaker 4: you brought them to the Elva Show and and you
Speaker 4: gave them a test drive to see if they were
Speaker 4: they'd work, that's right, and then you bring them to
Speaker 4: the Brooklyn Boys.
Speaker 2: I'm fine with that.
Speaker 4: And I know for a fact you've brought topics from
Speaker 4: this show over to the Big Show.
Speaker 2: There's no difference. Well now, now wait a minute.
Speaker 4: Now, taking stuff from this show and bringing it to
Speaker 4: the to the The After Show, After Party podcasts. Right,
Speaker 4: I don't know about that, because now you're giving people
Speaker 4: less of a reason have to come here. No, if you,
Speaker 4: if you, now do you say hey, hey, Gandhi. I
Speaker 4: had a great conversation with Brody on the Brooklyn Boys.
Speaker 2: I did well. Then that's all I can.
Speaker 4: Then That's why I'm fantastic cross promote because because I
Speaker 4: I always want to promote the Elvis show. If you
Speaker 4: bring a topic from his show, promote, cross promote.
Speaker 3: In fact, in fact, this was it was such a
Speaker 3: great topic for us here the foop of conversation that
Speaker 3: I had to bring it to the the The After
Speaker 3: Party podcast. But remember the slices got it first.
Speaker 2: That was an exclusive.
Speaker 3: So what was What was Danielle's comment on the overladged?
Speaker 3: Everybody everybody there felt like we should they should.
Speaker 2: Pay extra, they should pyxture.
Speaker 3: Yeah for sure, okay, yeah yeah, but yeah, And just
Speaker 3: keep in mind, we are talking about three different audiences
Speaker 3: for the most part. Now, a lot of you listen
Speaker 3: to all three. God, bless you, thank you. There needs
Speaker 3: to be more of you in this world because you
Speaker 3: consume all the content. So I love that, But I mean,
Speaker 3: what we do on broadcast radio in front of five
Speaker 3: million people. I mean, i'd like to think we have
Speaker 3: that many people listen to the podcast, but we don't.
Speaker 3: We don't have five million people listening here.
Speaker 4: But if there's an extra, if there's a reason or
Speaker 4: raise a price, that's called an up charge.
Speaker 2: Correct.
Speaker 4: Yes, So in the case of the woman's vadge, would
Speaker 4: it be a.
Speaker 2: Foot charge, it would be a fop charge.
Speaker 3: Well, like a charge charge, a fup fup charge charge.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, maybe a fup charge.
Speaker 12: Mean machine, mean machine, mean machine.
Speaker 28: Welcome ct as always brody and scary, never scary and
Speaker 28: brody h scary. You do believe every you fucking thing
Speaker 28: on the internet. You, my boy, are extremely gullible. But
Speaker 28: I also got to take it back. I'm sure you
Speaker 28: guys heard this a few times already, but brody, you're
Speaker 28: giving scary shit, and uh, scary was right. He did,
Speaker 28: in fact say he did, in fact say what city
Speaker 28: or area? Yeah, if you go south, yeah you're in Canada.
Speaker 28: He never said stay. He did, in fact say city,
Speaker 28: and you rushed and said Alaska, which Alaska is not
Speaker 28: a city.
Speaker 12: He did, in fact say city.
Speaker 28: I'm sure you've heard a few people I'm sure many
Speaker 28: slices already commentate on that, but correct.
Speaker 12: I gotta take Scaries back on this one. You gotta
Speaker 12: fucked up there, Brody.
Speaker 2: That happens.
Speaker 3: Oh, Jetski Bryant's calling me. Yeah, you tried to slip.
Speaker 3: And by the way, this is how dishonest Brody is.
Speaker 3: Brody didn't even come to me after all the slices
Speaker 3: barked back at him. They clapped back at him saying
Speaker 3: he was wrong. Bro you didn't even have the decency
Speaker 3: to be like how scary last week on the podcast,
Speaker 3: I fucked up. I accused you of the messaged you. Also,
Speaker 3: I didn't see any I figured they'd mention you while
Speaker 3: they all told me and by saying all two people
Speaker 3: and now, I figured people are gonna leave talk backs
Speaker 3: about it, so they did.
Speaker 2: Okay, thank you only one thank you will from CT.
Speaker 17: Brody is wrong, Hi Wisconsin, and Scary was talking about
Speaker 17: which city starts out and you hit Canada. He definitely
Speaker 17: said city. And I say it like Brodie freaked out
Speaker 17: and said he did.
Speaker 2: And I leave on it multiple.
Speaker 17: Times to listen to make sure that I was correct
Speaker 17: that Brody, you're scary. Whichever one of you two definitely
Speaker 17: said city and I've had way too much coffee this
Speaker 17: morning and i cannot weld in a straight line.
Speaker 2: And I like her. Yeah did she say, well she
Speaker 2: weld in.
Speaker 28: Well from CT Again. I just had a comment on
Speaker 28: the meetup that you guys are trying to do. Please
Speaker 28: have it be a stick dinner. It has to be
Speaker 28: a steak dinner. Yeah, you guys you know, can pick
Speaker 28: you know, a couple of names out of a hat,
Speaker 28: or even some of the slices can financially contribute to,
Speaker 28: like a charity, you know, with the Brooklyn Boys name
Speaker 28: on it, or whatever the case may be. But whoever
Speaker 28: amount of people go, it has to be a steak dinner.
Speaker 3: Please over pizza. I'm with you on that, but the
Speaker 3: pizza making would have been unique. But we're still up
Speaker 3: in the air. We don't even have a date. We
Speaker 3: have nothing planned.
Speaker 6: Hey again, hang on, excuse you mean to tell me
Speaker 6: that there are uber drivers who will change the station
Speaker 6: to what they think you'd like to listen to music?
Speaker 21: You happen to me.
Speaker 6: I had to sit in the reneuver and listen to
Speaker 6: rut music, which I'm.
Speaker 7: Not into, and listen to some guy telling some girl
Speaker 7: to snapchat her crouch taim.
Speaker 6: So I started carrying my headphones just in case.
Speaker 4: Maybe maybe you look like a hip hop rut of
Speaker 4: these drivers for you?
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, Hey.
Speaker 7: Jamie and Queen's one last time.
Speaker 29: Brody was talking about his interaction with the security guard
Speaker 29: at the medical building. Well, I have a quick story
Speaker 29: how to get some cardiology check ups.
Speaker 7: Don't worry, I'm fine. And I asked the security guard
Speaker 7: where the cardiology kind of goes. He tells me where
Speaker 7: to go, and he says to me, you look too
Speaker 7: young to be a cardiologist. And I'm like, okay, thank you, doctor.
Speaker 7: I guess because he wouldn't know better.
Speaker 2: Mm hmmm. I think that was a compliment. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I think so.
Speaker 4: I don't think I don't think it was medical advice
Speaker 4: as much. I think he was hitting on you, you know,
Speaker 4: I know, because he's a guy and you're a girl,
Speaker 4: and he was saying something nice.
Speaker 2: He's sitting Brooklyn.
Speaker 30: Boys, it's it's it's Danny Fromjersey City. I'm scary. How
Speaker 30: do you how do you keep missing?
Speaker 10: Oh Brody's jokes, Batman and throbin I fucking spit my
Speaker 10: water out. Sh It was hilarious. Now I'm not sure
Speaker 10: if he said Batman.
Speaker 30: I don't remember it, but it's a throbbing that stood out,
Speaker 30: So i'muld just say Batman.
Speaker 10: Just just for the sake of his joke.
Speaker 30: I gotta give you credit where's due, But that shit
Speaker 30: was genius.
Speaker 3: I heard the joke, and in fact, I think I chuckled,
Speaker 3: or maybe I smirked. I mean, I should make a
Speaker 3: sound next time that I acknowledge it. But I acknowledge it.
Speaker 2: I usually like point at the screen, like good one.
Speaker 2: I think I did that. I did a silent I
Speaker 2: did one of those silent like head nods, head nod. Yeah, yeah, ado,
Speaker 2: I get it.
Speaker 3: I'm with you, But sometimes it's just yeah, but you
Speaker 3: know what, You're right, I should make a bigger deal
Speaker 3: out of a Brodie joke.
Speaker 2: That's funny.
Speaker 3: Ah like that exactly Brickle boys.
Speaker 30: Danny again, on the subject of kids adding stress and mileage.
Speaker 10: I gotta I gotta agree with Scary a little bit here.
Speaker 10: Even if you have the best kids in the world
Speaker 10: that just don't give you any issues.
Speaker 30: No, they're good, the good grades, good good behavior, everything,
Speaker 30: like you still have like this natural stress of their safety,
Speaker 30: their well being like you worry about them in daycare,
Speaker 30: acrossing the street, growing up, you worry about their high
Speaker 30: school getting shot up. You worry about them being just
Speaker 30: good people of society. Like I can't tell you how
Speaker 30: many times I just stay up at night sometimes just
Speaker 30: thinking if I'm being a good dad to my kids,
Speaker 30: like if I'm doing right by them, Like it's not
Speaker 30: just it's not just you know, ordering them around. They're
Speaker 30: feeding them and shit and keeping them safe, like you
Speaker 30: still got to instill morals and just making them good people.
Speaker 10: Like that's all stress. It's all stressed. It's not to
Speaker 10: say that.
Speaker 30: It's a bad thing to have kids, because because, like
Speaker 30: Brodie said, they bring joy, Like I've never been more
Speaker 30: happy than with my kids, Like they literally saved me.
Speaker 30: But it does a stress, and stress is a bitch,
Speaker 30: a county bitch that brings you white hair and wrinkles.
Speaker 2: Thank you. You know, you know my stress is right now.
Speaker 2: My big stresses.
Speaker 3: Where am I going to go have dinner with my
Speaker 3: friends when this podcast is over?
Speaker 2: That's my big stress.
Speaker 4: So you want to hear stress. I called scary before.
Speaker 4: This is how stressed he was. He's like, I can't
Speaker 4: talk to you now, Brodie, what's the matter? He goes,
Speaker 4: I'm booking a villa for nineteen people. I got a
Speaker 4: book a villa slices just out of creuriosity. How many
Speaker 4: of you today we're on the phone trying to book
Speaker 4: a villa.
Speaker 2: That's my stress. It's just stressed.
Speaker 3: Nonetheless, wasn't that shaggy on your villa?
Speaker 2: What was that? I was trying to book a villa?
Speaker 2: Scary jones?
Speaker 10: Everybody was another thing I thought of.
Speaker 30: Let's say you're working at a job for a couple
Speaker 30: of years and then you just find out that you're
Speaker 30: about to have like layoffs or something.
Speaker 10: If you have kids, that's just crazy stress.
Speaker 30: So you worry about how they're gonna get their next meal,
Speaker 30: how they're gonna how they're.
Speaker 10: Gonna eat the clothes, everything.
Speaker 30: But if you you're you're single, like, fuck it, I
Speaker 30: just eat ramen noodles.
Speaker 10: I'll be all right. Like that, news is bad even
Speaker 10: if you're single. But I think it's last when you
Speaker 10: don't got to worry about anybody but yourself.
Speaker 3: Thank you. See he summed it up perfectly. And yeah,
Speaker 3: you're right, I'm stressing over where my next meal is
Speaker 3: coming from?
Speaker 2: Here is right, and book and booking a villa.
Speaker 3: You cut it out with the book and a villa. Shit,
Speaker 3: you make it sound like I fucking made of money.
Speaker 2: No, I didn't say you booked two villas, just one?
Speaker 30: Never mind scared you lost me again? The ghosts and
Speaker 30: haunt scenes and ship and the unexplained. It's almost like
Speaker 30: saying like you believe her an anliin or something.
Speaker 10: It's just.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 31: This is the slice from the three one four, And
Speaker 31: I have a message for Chay from around the way.
Speaker 31: Hey cha, A one strap backpack is a fucking purse.
Speaker 3: Think about it, somebody.
Speaker 31: And to the trucker, Oh yeah, at the end of
Speaker 31: the parody, that was the best. That was that big parody. So, Brody,
Speaker 31: how do you feel about a new person doing parodies
Speaker 31: for the show? Because you were very defensive about being
Speaker 31: the only parody person in the past. So I know
Speaker 31: you like these, but how do you feel about you're
Speaker 31: not the only one doing parodies now?
Speaker 2: When was I defensive about being the only one of
Speaker 2: those parties?
Speaker 3: I think I think Brody likes the Blister contributions, as
Speaker 3: do I. I think it's great when people get creative. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and more importantly, as someone who doesn't sing and no
Speaker 3: longer has a parody company at my disposal, I don't
Speaker 3: I can't really do parodies.
Speaker 31: So bring it, and a big thank you to the
Speaker 31: host of Slice time for doing this for us. I
Speaker 31: hope I'm following the rules. You gave that big lecture
Speaker 31: last week after my talkback, so I hope they had
Speaker 31: nothing to do with me. I'm actually surprised this doesn't
Speaker 31: go off the rails more than it does. But I
Speaker 31: guess maybe you don't play them all because I don't
Speaker 31: remember you playing a political or conspiracy one.
Speaker 3: We don't do that. Those we delete them. We've played
Speaker 3: a couple, yeah, but for the most part we avoid them.
Speaker 31: And one morphan John from CT, I know the other
Speaker 31: Slice attack to you, but it's your opinion that it's
Speaker 31: the most intimate thing. A lot of people don't feel
Speaker 31: that way. A lot of people go to sex clubs
Speaker 31: and sex parties and they are not ashamed of form.
Speaker 2: They have sex and villas. Ye I wave the porn flag.
Speaker 11: Scary and brody, brody and Scaryscody that knee from CT.
Speaker 11: Let's see if Boogie Jones is gonna cut my talk
Speaker 11: back before it actually ends today. Probably not, because what
Speaker 11: I'm about to say he'll thoroughly enjoy. Because Scary on
Speaker 11: most afternoons looks like he has many things to do
Speaker 11: and his mind is future proofing everything that is to come.
Speaker 11: I fear for his enemies, but on second thought, he
Speaker 11: doesn't have any, because he's charmed them all with his lovely, happy,
Speaker 11: care free vibe and slices. Don't forget to make the
Speaker 11: Brooklyn Boys podcasts your number one pre set on the
Speaker 11: iHeartRadio app. All right, Scary, Now you can move on
Speaker 11: to the next talkbacker, and hopefully it will be Queen
Speaker 11: Jamie of Queens, New York or the marvelous MJ from NJ.
Speaker 3: Yeah, who's it gonna be. We'll find out right after this.
Speaker 3: And Rody, what are the odds he called it?
Speaker 2: Right? We don't know. We haven't listened to them yet.
Speaker 2: What are the odds? I don't know? Twenty five to one.
Speaker 3: Well, this one came in at twelve fifty two in
Speaker 3: the morning, so I don't think it's any of those people.
Speaker 2: Let's twelve fifty two.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna say, uh, Paul from Jersey.
Speaker 2: Okay, let's see who it is.
Speaker 32: They are brooking boys, what if it's your boy Asian
Speaker 32: mic uh So Episode three, Dirty six, I'm gonna check it.
Speaker 21: I'm all caught up, scary. I probably do you one better.
Speaker 32: Like you were saying, you can look look like and
Speaker 32: passed for like your late dirties.
Speaker 21: But uh, I'm just a few years younger than you, and.
Speaker 32: I've been told that I look like I'm in my
Speaker 32: early thirties or maybe even in the twenties.
Speaker 3: Because you're You're Asian, You're Asian, mic Asians, Asians play younger.
Speaker 2: I think he's Asian and Scari's agent exactly the different.
Speaker 2: But I don't look like I'm Asian. No, but I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't look like I'm Asian either.
Speaker 10: No.
Speaker 2: No, I feel like I always get it wrong.
Speaker 3: I feel like Asian people do have a younger look
Speaker 3: to them.
Speaker 4: I could see that health as a consistency, But Asian
Speaker 4: Micha looks younger, that's all that matters.
Speaker 32: Yeah, yeah, bro, It's like I don't have to I
Speaker 32: don't got to do like all that stuff you gotta do,
Speaker 32: like against some extra sleep, getting your Zeeman shots and.
Speaker 21: You know all that stuff. I just like, I don't
Speaker 21: even dress my age either.
Speaker 32: Like I just like my jeans and my my Jordan sneakers,
Speaker 32: you know. And I've been told I like, yo, you
Speaker 32: don't like you can pass like late twenties too, and
Speaker 32: also like I don't even look like the way I speak,
Speaker 32: you wouldn't imagine me being Asian. All right, you're right,
Speaker 32: And you know why I don't need to do all
Speaker 32: that scary?
Speaker 2: Why is that?
Speaker 32: Because like Asian don't raisin and uh it's like how
Speaker 32: black Dom crack.
Speaker 21: It's on our jeans, you know.
Speaker 32: And uh he uh Maddy from Brooklyn and the Bronx,
Speaker 32: how you doing.
Speaker 2: He's got to always leave that.
Speaker 3: That's his sign off. But you know, did I not
Speaker 3: just say that before he said it? I mean, yeah,
Speaker 3: it's true. Oh wait, nope, he continues.
Speaker 21: Hey is Asian? Mcin So like, hey, sorry about leave
Speaker 21: some many talkbacks. I'll just wait in a couple.
Speaker 2: Of you know, another one. In fact, he left another one,
Speaker 2: and again.
Speaker 32: I for some reason, like what I said in continuation
Speaker 32: from my other talkback about to Darry didn't get it
Speaker 32: didn't go through.
Speaker 21: Okay, so uh yeah, I'll just wait.
Speaker 12: A couple of days.
Speaker 32: Yeah, I know how MJ from NJ feel like now
Speaker 32: with the talkback not working.
Speaker 3: Exactly all right, now he doubles down, read a minue.
Speaker 4: Hold on, he just left an extra talkback to say
Speaker 4: he knows he's leaving a lot of talkbacks. Yes, and
Speaker 4: he'll take a break from leaving talkbacks. So he left
Speaker 4: us to talk back to tell us that exactly. And
Speaker 4: now he doubles down by leaving another talkback.
Speaker 2: Lame here.
Speaker 3: Oh, hold on, those were three minutes apart at one
Speaker 3: o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 2: And that's not not him. Not him is in a
Speaker 2: submer someone from a submarine. Lame here. So I heard
Speaker 2: a comedian. It was Bine.
Speaker 33: He said the N word and an er that lands
Speaker 33: you into the er. I was dying laughing. That's the
Speaker 33: funniest thing I've ever heard.
Speaker 2: Lands you into the R. Y'all love you too, buddy.
Speaker 3: First of all, I would never say the word.
Speaker 4: But did you see should we should we play the
Speaker 4: audio on the Brooklyn Boys of that video I sent
Speaker 4: you of the live chat where she did a birthday
Speaker 4: shout out.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, No, no, we shouldn't. No, okay, but
Speaker 3: my god, she got tricked. She said it twice. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it was a fake birthday name and she said it,
Speaker 3: and it was it was set up to Yeah, it
Speaker 3: was set up to sound like a real person's name.
Speaker 3: But when you combine the two words, it was not good.
Speaker 2: The N word bad.
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, all right, let's see who's lurking at
Speaker 3: four o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 2: On our talk.
Speaker 33: Bags Leaning from Ohio. Last week, you guys were talking
Speaker 33: about merse bags. There's tactical mers bags which you can
Speaker 33: actually draw from the drop if you guys know what
Speaker 33: that means in tactical training. That is a quicker option.
Speaker 33: There's a way faster way.
Speaker 2: To do it.
Speaker 33: And gangs and truggies and you know civilians. And again
Speaker 33: that's why I see a bag on somebody like that,
Speaker 33: I walk away. I don't want to talk to them,
Speaker 33: want to be around somebody with a bag like that.
Speaker 12: I don't care what color skin you are.
Speaker 33: Nope, I'm out.
Speaker 10: All right, lamp Brooke, boys, look up the bag.
Speaker 2: He's continuing on with it. I have I have a
Speaker 2: question before.
Speaker 4: I'm wondering if the gang members and the drug dealers
Speaker 4: and the military people are using too me bags like
Speaker 4: scary did.
Speaker 2: Probably not. Yeah, it's all right, sport Lamb Brookelen boys.
Speaker 10: Look up the bag.
Speaker 33: You can get tactical version where it is faster off
Speaker 33: from the gun, and that's what gangs use, drug dealers use,
Speaker 33: and under cover agents.
Speaker 2: Okay, oh I didn't research it.
Speaker 23: Hey, yeah, it's Walter from Long Island. I grew up
Speaker 23: on the same block as the Amyville Horror House. I
Speaker 23: can tell you it's not haunted. And that's someone that's
Speaker 23: coming from someone who believes in ghosts and all that stuff.
Speaker 2: But that's not No pig demons. Pig demons need to
Speaker 2: be groomed. Pig demons.
Speaker 3: Wasn't he a character in the Howard Stern Private Parts movie? No,
Speaker 3: that was pig vomit.
Speaker 34: Oh hey, this is Bryce from Winchester, Illinois. I used
Speaker 34: to show pigs in four h A County fairs. Before
Speaker 34: a show, you wash and shave your pig. Then before
Speaker 34: you went into the show ring, you'd spray them with
Speaker 34: show shine and then you brush it in to make
Speaker 34: them pop. Thanks, guys, have a good one.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 3: Nice When do you put the pineapple glaze on? Because
Speaker 3: they I'll be right behind you with a knife and
Speaker 3: fork bother.
Speaker 4: That's very that's very cool that you that you you
Speaker 4: have that skill. I always like to hear things that
Speaker 4: we don't know about.
Speaker 2: You gotta polish up your pig.
Speaker 4: Who knew if a pig has a fupa is it
Speaker 4: a fat upper pork area?
Speaker 35: Geez from Long Island. I think the reason why jen
Speaker 35: X and probably millennials to dance with their hands up
Speaker 35: is because they're used to dancing in the club. You know,
Speaker 35: you need room, you gotta put your arms up so
Speaker 35: you don't bang ins people. But jen Z, they are
Speaker 35: used to dancing for TikTok for the cameras, so they
Speaker 35: put their hands at you know, eye level, right where
Speaker 35: the camera would be.
Speaker 12: I don't know how true it is, by definitely, that.
Speaker 3: Is definitely what it is. I love that's true, sounds true,
Speaker 3: It sounds right. I'm gonna go with that true. Yeah,
Speaker 3: very interesting observation.
Speaker 36: Hey God, what's going on? Is the old cowboy trucker
Speaker 36: here one more time? Yes, Sari Barbarino, you know what
Speaker 36: brod it. I really do appreciate that you rode another parody.
Speaker 36: You know, they're on the old scutious boogie as and
Speaker 36: is a man person there?
Speaker 5: You know? And then you did a country theme. That's
Speaker 5: a big one with me.
Speaker 36: There, But to tell you the truth, I'm not very
Speaker 36: fond of that new country pups that they're playing nowadays.
Speaker 36: It just doesn't Yeah, you know how more of a
Speaker 36: traditional list, you know, which brings me back to the
Speaker 36: Mount rushmoreo of singers there. But you know I would
Speaker 36: make Mount Rushmore of country Western singers and it would
Speaker 36: be the original Cassa highwayman Will and Nelson, Johnny cash
Speaker 36: Well and Jennings and Chris Christopherson. Yes, sirree Barber, you
Speaker 36: know you know those would be the ones on my
Speaker 36: Mount Rushmore there.
Speaker 5: I'll tell you what.
Speaker 36: But anyway, you know, I think I much Yeah, someone
Speaker 36: inspirement to come up with another little thing.
Speaker 12: You know.
Speaker 36: I think we're gonna be able to ride this men
Speaker 36: pers thing for years to come.
Speaker 5: It's gonna be right up there with the steak dinner
Speaker 5: and the brownsie. You know, Yes, sir Bubber, you don't
Speaker 5: tell you what, but anyway, you know, I also want
Speaker 5: to send a shout out over to.
Speaker 12: Jamie from Queens.
Speaker 36: She came up with the great one with I wear
Speaker 36: my song lasses that night, but with the men person thing,
Speaker 36: that would have been a great one.
Speaker 5: That would have been something to have fun with her.
Speaker 2: You can do that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, there was another lady.
Speaker 36: I don't remember where she was from, but anyway, she
Speaker 36: also came up with that one. But anyway, you know, uh,
Speaker 36: you know an update. You know Old Angel Outpoketangel. He's
Speaker 36: doing alright, Old Dave Brown, older from sunny California. He's
Speaker 36: working on it and Angel should be good to go
Speaker 36: here pretty soon and we'll be hearing from him again.
Speaker 36: He sends his best regards and he says he loves everybody. Okay,
Speaker 36: well let me talk about what I'm on doing. I
Speaker 36: might do it on this podcast maybe next one.
Speaker 3: All right, I got out of here, thank you, all right, whoa,
Speaker 3: he's teasing us, he's teasing us. I'm glad to hear
Speaker 3: Angel's doing well that these guys that think these guys
Speaker 3: we made friends of two guys on the podcast Good.
Speaker 5: Where my Merse Again? Just can't wait to wear my
Speaker 5: merse again. Distant beaches that I've never been.
Speaker 36: Before, And I can't wait to wear my merse again,
Speaker 36: where my merse again? Like the foodie fucker that I am,
Speaker 36: don't have no face somewhere that putting my panties in.
Speaker 5: I can't wait to wear my mersey again, wear my
Speaker 5: mersey again. She shall my boy from Brooklyn I home.
Speaker 2: They won't see me.
Speaker 5: Oh, don't tell them or if they find out, beable
Speaker 5: surely to kill me.
Speaker 2: Oh they'll kill me.
Speaker 5: Rse again. Just can't wait to wear my merse signy.
Speaker 36: Siston beaches that I've never been before, and I can't
Speaker 36: wait to wear my mercy again.
Speaker 37: Oh yes, Surrey, my very No, we're gonna be ready
Speaker 37: to hurst ticket for years to come. Yes you got
Speaker 37: It's good. It already in we else could it? Don't
Speaker 37: be ashamed of it? Hold it up, Parse, that's what
Speaker 37: it is.
Speaker 5: Where gods and my mom from Brooklyn.
Speaker 12: I hope they won't see me.
Speaker 5: They don't kill him, lord him they found up, they
Speaker 5: were sure to kill me. Oh, they'll kill me perse again.
Speaker 5: I just can't wait.
Speaker 36: They'll wear my mercy own distance beat you that I've
Speaker 36: never been before, and I can't wait.
Speaker 5: Don't wear my mersey again, purse again, And.
Speaker 10: I can't wait.
Speaker 5: Don't wear it purse again. You can't wait to wear
Speaker 5: that perse again?
Speaker 2: Oh yes, thank you, mister trucker.
Speaker 3: Big finish, big fish, big big finish, very nice.
Speaker 4: Although I probably would have rhymed. I hope my friends
Speaker 4: don't see me with I know they're gonna beat me.
Speaker 4: I might have done that, yeah yeah, but otherwise excellent, excellent.
Speaker 38: Hey Brooken Boys. M J from NJ started to listen
Speaker 38: to I don't know which one. It was three thirty four.
Speaker 38: Of course I didn't finished, because I start. I just
Speaker 38: have to say something because I'm gonna forget the beach thing.
Speaker 38: I have three miles literally three miles from Sandy Hook. Okay,
Speaker 38: I have a beach pass, whatever the talking pass. I
Speaker 38: have to literally a quarter to seven on a Saturday
Speaker 38: the summer. I better get out my fucking ass out there,
Speaker 38: because forget it. It's it's it's crazy. It's all right,
Speaker 38: thought too. You have to leave your house at like
Speaker 38: five in the morning if you're coming from New York.
Speaker 38: I mean, I am three miles from Sandy Hook. I
Speaker 38: have to leave my house by seven the latest on
Speaker 38: a Saturday. It gets crazy. There's this bridge thing and
Speaker 38: one goes the left goes to seabright, the right goes
Speaker 38: to Sandy Hook. Fucking people on the left side, Yeah,
Speaker 38: they're pretending, no, they want to go with my motherfucking lane.
Speaker 38: Fucking whoa just.
Speaker 2: A scenarios she's fucking talking about. This is hilarious, So.
Speaker 38: I promise I want to scream. Because the left lane
Speaker 38: on this bridge thing that goes to Sandy Hook goes
Speaker 38: to Sea Hit, the right lane is the only and
Speaker 38: you got people trying to squeeze and I ain't no,
Speaker 38: I ain't no. And then it's I'm right there and
Speaker 38: I don't want to walk there. I know it's three miles,
Speaker 38: that's nothing. Anyway, have a go one guy.
Speaker 2: I feel your pain.
Speaker 3: And Jay, Yeah, it's it's basically two lanes, and it's
Speaker 3: the classic example of everyone's trying to get out into
Speaker 3: the right lane, but then you got those people sneaking
Speaker 3: up in the left lane. But those left lane people
Speaker 3: are trying to merge in and squeeze in at the
Speaker 3: last minute, but they're blocking those people behind them who legitimately.
Speaker 2: Want to go straight.
Speaker 3: So yeah, I get you. I get you, MJ. I
Speaker 3: feel that pain. I've been stuck in that same traffic.
Speaker 4: There should be somebody who stands there on the side
Speaker 4: of the road and if you try to chisel in,
Speaker 4: they smash your windshield.
Speaker 2: Oh I love that. I love that.
Speaker 3: That should be it, and your windshield's gone.
Speaker 38: And I COMMENDJA about the hair thing. It wasn't me.
Speaker 38: My son was going to his hair place, right.
Speaker 7: He really liked the guy.
Speaker 38: Everything was wonderful, but he doesn't do bead turning too well.
Speaker 21: The guy.
Speaker 38: So one day and he constantly going to this guy
Speaker 38: for years. So one day he came home from work
Speaker 38: my son and I go, oh my god, you look
Speaker 38: really good. What a nice cut, and the bed was great.
Speaker 38: I go, Michael did that. That was the guy from
Speaker 38: her all right, so it's continuing. I said, oh, Michael
Speaker 38: did that from urban haircutters in Atlantic Highlands. Sorry I'm
Speaker 38: posting that. But he goes no, No. I went to
Speaker 38: this new guy in my job and it was like
Speaker 38: a discount because I work in the building. I'm like,
Speaker 38: oh my god, and I was doing I was sad.
Speaker 6: I said, oh my god, you boke with.
Speaker 38: Michael like you know with the hairplace.
Speaker 6: I said, oh my god, this is terrible. He's gonna
Speaker 6: make he goes ma.
Speaker 38: But that place is always I could never get an
Speaker 38: appointment anyway. So anyway, I'm sorry, I'm leaving so many talkbacks.
Speaker 38: I'm over here as a mother feeling bad because my
Speaker 38: son kind of broke up with his hairdresser to go
Speaker 38: to this other guy that's one hundred percent better and
Speaker 38: and slight in a little bit cheaper and you know,
Speaker 38: get to discount.
Speaker 20: But I felt bad.
Speaker 38: I'm actually just going to go to the place myself
Speaker 38: and like give a gift card. But my son's like, no,
Speaker 38: he's got enough customers. Don't worry about it. Anyway.
Speaker 17: That was it.
Speaker 38: I don't blame anyone if you have. But if you
Speaker 38: all go into a hairplace, they'll know what he cheated.
Speaker 38: They really would. They would who did your hair that
Speaker 38: the personal? No, wasn't that if there was like a
Speaker 38: long you know, time in between cuts. But I know
Speaker 38: I would feel bad. I mean, I get my haircut,
Speaker 38: I go to I go to a generic place, so
Speaker 38: there's not a particular hair stylist. I like cut my
Speaker 38: own hair anyway. All right, love, you guys have so
Speaker 38: many talk facts. All right, bye bye, How.
Speaker 39: Do you do this?
Speaker 4: So let me just let me just see if I
Speaker 4: can recap what she said. My son couldn't get a
Speaker 4: haircut at the place normally goes to give the name
Speaker 4: of the place, then say he went to a place
Speaker 4: that's better and cheaper after you've given the name of
Speaker 4: the place you used to go to that's worse and
Speaker 4: more expensive, and the location all right, kudos free advertised.
Speaker 5: By podcast.
Speaker 2: We're in the final stretch, the final leg.
Speaker 3: Brodie, Why hey, Brooke.
Speaker 39: It's always Bernie scary, but sometimes it's scary and Brody.
Speaker 10: So Bernie scary scary Birdy it.
Speaker 3: Can't be sometimes here it's always before my next stack.
Speaker 39: I just want to say that I've met you before,
Speaker 39: and even before the time.
Speaker 12: I've met you in your house.
Speaker 5: You remember when.
Speaker 39: You used to do Wicked Wolf with Kyler Marine and
Speaker 39: Black Bear and have appearances. Well, I've met you there.
Speaker 39: I have known news since then, so you have been
Speaker 39: my quote unquote. So I want you to know that
Speaker 39: I'm just busting your chops. I don't really mean harm.
Speaker 39: I don't I don't think I'm offending you.
Speaker 2: I'm hoping you know.
Speaker 39: You treat me like one of your friends is just
Speaker 39: busting your bowls.
Speaker 2: So it's scary. Jones. You are fifty.
Speaker 39: You look fifty unless you're in the bullet train, you're
Speaker 39: still if you were traveling one hundred miles an hour
Speaker 39: and all I can see is the side of your
Speaker 39: faith for one seconds. Then yeah, you may you may
Speaker 39: look in your late photies your ar version looks thirty five.
Speaker 39: Let's let's just leave it at that.
Speaker 21: I like you scary.
Speaker 2: You go guy, You go, guy.
Speaker 39: I like a broken bush for all this, it's always scary.
Speaker 39: How about a sub meeting of all the slices? How
Speaker 39: many people can we cram into assume meeting? Come on,
Speaker 39: we have the technology.
Speaker 10: I would love.
Speaker 2: Oh, zoom, what say you? What say you? Slice for life?
Speaker 3: I basically now zoom meetings bad mayhem, chaos. It would
Speaker 3: actually harken back to the days of the pandemic, and
Speaker 3: those were bad memories. I don't ever want to relive that,
Speaker 3: Like when you know, fifty thousand people tried to get
Speaker 3: on the screen. You know, so let let's party here
Speaker 3: because we got we can't meet up in person.
Speaker 4: Mike, you're muted, Mike. I was watching the news today.
Speaker 4: I was watching the news today and the guy's like,
Speaker 4: you know, and then the female answer.
Speaker 2: Was like, you're on.
Speaker 4: Uh uh, Phil, You're you're on, You're on, You're muted,
Speaker 4: And he's like what He's like, you're muted?
Speaker 2: He I can't hear you.
Speaker 12: Of course, from Brooklyn. I know I left a lot
Speaker 12: of talk packs this You're the Winner.
Speaker 13: But I was just re listening to the last episode
Speaker 13: and uh, Brody, you get on scary that he said,
Speaker 13: what is the only state that if you go south
Speaker 13: you're in Canada and you're right Alaska state.
Speaker 12: But he actually didn't say state, he said city or area.
Speaker 13: And then you got on him for saying Detroit was
Speaker 13: in a state but he never said state, he said city.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Vinny got my back yet.
Speaker 40: Yep, this is my third time trying to record this
Speaker 40: because I'm a dope. Anyways, you guys had me in
Speaker 40: stitches asking, oh, I wonder if baby Luke has a purse. No,
Speaker 40: Baby Luke doesn't never a purse. He's more of a
Speaker 40: backpack guy back He's got five backpacks.
Speaker 10: That comment had Mark and I giggling.
Speaker 40: Like schoolgirls in the car listening to that. But Mark
Speaker 40: has carried my backpack. I mean Mark has worn my
Speaker 40: fanny pack. Wants to because it was heavy and we
Speaker 40: were in Disney and I was like you know what,
Speaker 40: but he were like, scary, throw it over his shoulder
Speaker 40: and not around his waist.
Speaker 3: Right right, cross crossbody. That makes it love letter.
Speaker 4: When you're a dad at Disney, all rules are out,
Speaker 4: they're off. You want to wear cargo shorts, you want
Speaker 4: whatever you got to wear to carry cups and drinks
Speaker 4: and snacks, whatever it takes.
Speaker 2: You wear a merse.
Speaker 3: Oh, now you wear a merse, right because it's Disney,
Speaker 3: and really at Disney, Well, how is the beach any
Speaker 3: different because that's the only time I wear a fucking merse?
Speaker 3: Is that the beach of being judged? You're being judged.
Speaker 3: No beach, Nope, the beach. I need to carry some things.
Speaker 3: I need to carry some extra things, beach bag. You're'
Speaker 3: evenna get a imers to Disney because you're going on rides.
Speaker 12: You're going on right when I promised.
Speaker 40: I listed this slide for sale on peace for market.
Speaker 10: Place for forty five dollars.
Speaker 40: Then I realized it a little.
Speaker 2: High, so I loved it to forty not her last one.
Speaker 40: It retails online for anywhere from thirty five to fifty. Fine,
Speaker 40: great woman messages me on ceas warm place and ask me.
Speaker 7: For twenty dollars.
Speaker 6: Twenty dollars. You don't even come anywhere closed, So I'm like.
Speaker 10: What the fuck?
Speaker 6: Twenty dollars?
Speaker 21: Me?
Speaker 40: And me half way come on me at thirty thirty five,
Speaker 40: and I would have said, souls, get this crap out
Speaker 40: of my house.
Speaker 21: But she's like, oh wow, it's on sale on wayfare.
Speaker 40: For thirty five dollars.
Speaker 10: I guess I got a better deal.
Speaker 40: If you're not willing to negotiate, bitch.
Speaker 6: I'm not negotiating with you. Twenty dollars is half of
Speaker 6: what we spent on it.
Speaker 40: Get out of here with that crap. Yeah, and I
Speaker 40: found someone else, So of.
Speaker 2: Course, you just got to be patient, that's all. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Brodie's Brodie by anything.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what Brody taught me that, just to
Speaker 3: have the patience, you know, with listing things on eBay
Speaker 3: and selling.
Speaker 2: Still on it right away.
Speaker 3: I don't need to sell it right away, exactly. You're
Speaker 3: not in a rush.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 3: I got stories for next episode though, some Facebook stories.
Speaker 41: Scary and Brody, Brody and scary.
Speaker 12: This is you know what?
Speaker 41: Fuck that it's brody and scary. Uh, thank you mistake commenting.
Speaker 41: I think this is episode three thirty four episode with
Speaker 41: Astra talking about the whole dinner situation. Now, I usually
Speaker 41: hang out in a group of mostly guys and a
Speaker 41: couple of girls, and sometimes we do cover our female
Speaker 41: friends when we go out to eat or to drink
Speaker 41: or whatever. But yeah, Ben again, by the way, I know,
Speaker 41: I'm a few minutes, a few episodes behind playing catchup
Speaker 41: right now, and I heard this and it's felt the
Speaker 41: need to comment on it. Yeah, normally, when we grow
Speaker 41: up go out in a group of people, it's normally
Speaker 41: like I say, ten guys, another six, seven females, and
Speaker 41: most of the time everybody females included, chip in. We
Speaker 41: all pay equally. Sometimes we cover the homegirls, but it's
Speaker 41: never expected the fact that your homegirl, Astra said. Yeah,
Speaker 41: but my issue is the fact that she said if
Speaker 41: she goes out with a group of guys and they
Speaker 41: don't pay for her, they'll never see or hang out
Speaker 41: with her again. That sounds crazy. She sounds like an
Speaker 41: entitled abroad, like shit needs to be handed to her,
Speaker 41: like she has to be taken care of everywhere she goes.
Speaker 41: And I'm all for taking care of my homegirls whenever
Speaker 41: we go out. I love buying drinks for everybody if
Speaker 41: we can, But fuck that, chip In.
Speaker 10: There's a group of us.
Speaker 2: Chip in.
Speaker 41: If you every time, you're not gonna get paid for
Speaker 41: the fuck out of here.
Speaker 3: I gotta say I agree. That is where she lost
Speaker 3: me in that very last comment when she says, yeah,
Speaker 3: well you'll never see me again, I'm like, oh wait,
Speaker 3: now that's taking it too far.
Speaker 41: But he continues though, yeah, last one in this topic.
Speaker 41: I'm pretty sure Asher is a nice girl. She's probably
Speaker 41: cool shit, And I'm pretty sure some of that stuff
Speaker 41: she was saying was all jokes.
Speaker 5: And that's cool.
Speaker 41: But there's a whole slew of women that actually feel
Speaker 41: that way, like they have to get taken care of. Yeah,
Speaker 41: and listen, Vinnie from Brooklyn, I applaud you always paid
Speaker 41: for the females. That's cool, but it shouldn't be expected.
Speaker 41: It should be like, hey, guys, we're going to take
Speaker 41: care of the homegirls, and you know that's what it is.
Speaker 41: But that also doesn't make you a gentleman.
Speaker 2: It's very true. All right, he's uh, he's left another
Speaker 2: talk back. Maybe it's a different topic.
Speaker 41: And that's not chivalry going over the top to be nice.
Speaker 41: You could be nice without having to pay for everybody
Speaker 41: else's ship.
Speaker 2: So yeah, here's the last one, Brody.
Speaker 41: All right, this nice Time, episode three thirty two. He's
Speaker 41: got it, yo, Shaye or Shay, whichever one it is. Yo,
Speaker 41: that man is a national treasure. We gotta protect Shay
Speaker 41: at all costs. And do hev me cracking the fuck up,
Speaker 41: clapping cheeks in the ballpit.
Speaker 2: B we haven't heard from Chae from around the Way.
Speaker 3: No, let's let's hear it for next week. Let's hear
Speaker 3: it for Chay from around the Way hopefully.
Speaker 2: All right. I love that slices have fans. Now, it's amazed. Good.
Speaker 2: All right, Uh, it's time to go to book your villa.
Speaker 2: I gotta go.
Speaker 4: When are you gonna give you a woman access to
Speaker 4: the villa?
Speaker 2: Oh? Oh you're quoting Shaggy Shaggy? Yeah? Is that from
Speaker 2: it wasn't me? Yeah, what I want a villa?
Speaker 3: I want to turn to you.
Speaker 2: It's where do your fun get access to your lady?
Speaker 2: A woman act to your villa?
Speaker 3: Yeah, and guess what. Guess where the villa is in
Speaker 3: Jamaica that we're booking. So it's perfilla. Doesn't sound Jamaican,
Speaker 3: but Shaggy Shaggy I mean is Jamaican.
Speaker 2: So yeah, all right, well yeah so they got boys.
Speaker 2: Thank you for your feedback this week. Always appreciate it.
Speaker 3: Scarious going on vacation again, not yet getting reactions.
Speaker 1: This podcast all depends on you, baby,