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Speaker 1: But first coming up strawberry letter. But first, nephew, what

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Speaker 1: you got? Oak triosity? Prank phone call? His favorite? You

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Speaker 1: got to hear this one, Jack, You don't. Hello, Hello,

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Marvin police Y Marvin. Hi, I'm

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Speaker 1: calling you from DR's office. I'm actually the lab technician.

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Speaker 1: Um and you you came in and got it physical.

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Speaker 1: I guess about a couple of weeks ago. Okay, and

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Speaker 1: my understanding this is for your for your occupation. Correct, Okay,

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Speaker 1: you're what do you do for a living when you're

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Speaker 1: a m Okay? Now I was giving you a call

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Speaker 1: about I'm here looking at your records and all the

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Speaker 1: testings that you actually went through. Um wow, let's see.

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Speaker 1: Have you had any have you had any activity or

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Speaker 1: any problems around your naval area? No? Fine? Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: everything's fine. But I mean if you haven't had any

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Speaker 1: any type of nothing, no breakout or anything around your

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Speaker 1: navel or whatsoever about my name? Now everything's going straight, man, Okay,

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Speaker 1: to see what's going on? Man's okay. Actually, you've been

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Speaker 1: diagnosed with um oak triositis and oatriosy. Oatriosis is actually

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Speaker 1: a fungus that comes out of South America, and you

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Speaker 1: have no activity whatsoever around your navel. It's otriositis, sir.

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Speaker 1: And what what that is is actually you're if you

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Speaker 1: haven't had it yet. You said you haven't had any activity.

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Speaker 1: There's gonna be like a small little tree that's gonna

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Speaker 1: be growing from your navel. And it gets about six

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Speaker 1: inches long, and it probably bears about probably about thirty

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Speaker 1: leaves on it, but it's very small. You see a

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Speaker 1: tree gonna be growing out my name, It's gonna be

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Speaker 1: a small tree. And Uh, what's gonna happen is I'm

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Speaker 1: so we can check it out. But it's got to

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Speaker 1: grow its fullest potential before we can actually do anything

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Speaker 1: to it. No, I can't come in and on money.

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Speaker 1: I got to come in today. Man, somebody got we

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Speaker 1: we we get just problely resolved. Man, I'm gonna get married. Man, Well,

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Speaker 1: we can't. It has to grow its fullest potential, sir.

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Speaker 1: And uh, the full term is actually like about four

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Speaker 1: weeks before we can act. And I'm not waiting for

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Speaker 1: no four weeks. Man, somebody got to come to me something, right, Na, Man,

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Speaker 1: I ain't gonna go married. Man, have to fly the time,

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Speaker 1: man and have something growing out my neighbor. Man, y'all

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Speaker 1: going crazy, man, Sir o Triosa. This is something that's

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Speaker 1: very rare. We're actually getting this assignment from overseas in

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Speaker 1: South America on how to treat this. I don't give

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Speaker 1: it down. Where is it? Man, somebody's gonna have to

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Speaker 1: come give me some some help right now. Man, I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna get ready to get married. Man, I'm not gonna

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Speaker 1: be putting up with it. Man, somebody in this office

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Speaker 1: main got to come down and then do something for me. Man.

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Speaker 1: And what you say, if you so, I can cut

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Speaker 1: probably trim it a bit, you know, and maybe knock

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Speaker 1: a few leaves off. But I cannot touch the full

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Speaker 1: stock at all. Man. You can cut this something. If

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Speaker 1: you cut it, you cannot, sir. If you cut it,

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Speaker 1: there's a possibility of hemorrhaging, and you're gonna really create

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Speaker 1: a bigger problem than what you have already. Man, I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to get this dot. Man, you didn't clift me.

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Speaker 1: Cain't nobody that I've dried on there and get this

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Speaker 1: put the man. I'm gonna get married in two weeks. Man,

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Speaker 1: we're gonna fly to Jamaican. It can't now. Somebody can

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Speaker 1: do this for me. So you cannot pull it out.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna create, good man, You're gonna create a bigger

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Speaker 1: problem if you try to pull it out, sir. Problems

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Speaker 1: are already up. I'm trying to get this a man,

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Speaker 1: big me you want me to do. It's not simple

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Speaker 1: so we got I don't give Great Britain somebody for

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Speaker 1: me to come down and help me pull man, Sir.

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Speaker 1: I understand what you're going through, but we have to

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Speaker 1: let it grow. It's full term, which is four weeks, sir,

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Speaker 1: It's full term. Okay, can we get you doing the wait? Man?

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Speaker 1: Somebody help me right? No, man, sir, can we get

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna fly to Jamaican. Now. I can't hand them

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Speaker 1: he's going embarrassing me like that man thinking out my neighbor. Sir,

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Speaker 1: I understand it, and like I said, Oa, triositis is

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Speaker 1: the message that we're getting is that we need to

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Speaker 1: mirroricood got man, it's a triositis, sir. I get it.

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Speaker 1: There's nobody else, Sir. I could not believe that you

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Speaker 1: I'm coming down to us today. Man, somebody could do

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Speaker 1: I'm flying to Jamaica. Man. Man, I'm hearing what you're saying,

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Speaker 1: but I can't do anything if you don't see the

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Speaker 1: tree already coming out of the navel. Yeah, somebody got

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Speaker 1: to do something. Now. I'm saying what you want me

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Speaker 1: can tell you what you got to say. Man, are

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Speaker 1: you listening. I'm listening to you. Man, this is nephew

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Speaker 1: timing from the Steve Hoppin Morning Show. You just got

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Speaker 1: pranked by your boy, Earl Man. You gotta be kid

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Speaker 1: out my man, Tom Man. Man, he'll be going crazy here. Man.

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Speaker 1: I'm looking at all of my damn neighbor things, the

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Speaker 1: treat the man. I'm on the man. No, you ain't

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Speaker 1: right now, man, I'm already nervously two weeks man. Hey, Man,

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Speaker 1: I got one more thing to ask you, Marvin Man,

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Speaker 1: what is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio

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Speaker 1: listening to a nervous I can't be sitting there and

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Speaker 1: Jama Man? Was can you get a change? So I'm

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Speaker 1: the only one in America wink? Time to Laugh when

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Speaker 1: we put this out there, Time to Laugh Comedy Show.

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Speaker 1: Make a fast Friday, June thirty to get your tickets

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Speaker 1: just at the Kay Bailey Hutchinson Convention Center. It's myself,

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Speaker 1: said the entertainer of Time to Laugh. He d Jake style.

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Speaker 1: Are you hosting that tummy your sir? Okay, so it's

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Speaker 1: just you would said, I mean said I. They've got

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Speaker 1: you how did that go? And go? Yeah? Yeah? He

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Speaker 1: heard from when you guys met up. What happened? I mean,

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