WEBVTT - You’ll Forget The Fiber!

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<v Speaker 1>Sami dokim, I guess tan, what's gonna be? Well?

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<v Speaker 2>Tell you what's sire Rangel the Night SIMPI kim, It's.

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<v Speaker 1>Dead Life, Rigulin, everything from Checks Vanilla to Chrispy's.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I'm done playing the music.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, okay, so I need to go get cups. I

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<v Speaker 1>need to go get everything, and I need to find

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<v Speaker 1>a quiet area.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh but it's eleven o'clock. We're supposed to record.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, if it takes me a minute, you

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<v Speaker 1>can wait.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Wait? Also, which ones are we doing today?

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<v Speaker 2>The ones that we haven't done yet?

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<v Speaker 1>That really limit it when you have four different options.

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<v Speaker 1>Your microphone's awful, yep, because I said I need to

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<v Speaker 1>get headphones.

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<v Speaker 2>What's headphones? Hold? Do you're still talking the same?

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on? Hold on one second.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm unprepared for everything. I knew we were going to

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<v Speaker 2>record today, but I don't have anything set up. So

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just gonna wander around my house now and see

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<v Speaker 2>what I can find. Hmm, let's see. You got some

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<v Speaker 2>cups over here. Gotta go back up to the kitchen

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<v Speaker 2>to get some spoons. I don't have any milk. What

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<v Speaker 2>am I gonna do? Where's the cereal that we were

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<v Speaker 2>supposed to do today. I don't know. I blue scot

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<v Speaker 2>off yesterday, but I'm not even ready today. What's going on?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, yep, you're in my kitchen and everybody just starts

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<v Speaker 1>you ranting to yourself like a lunatic. Yeah, he sent

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<v Speaker 1>me a waffle House hat. Okay, we don't have any

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<v Speaker 1>more disposable cups. Oh god, you know what, I don't care.

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<v Speaker 1>Just pour it in your hand, in my hand, pour

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<v Speaker 1>milk in my hand. That sounds like a great idea.

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<v Speaker 1>How do I sound terrible?

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<v Speaker 2>You're so loud and I have to adjust the volume

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<v Speaker 2>so annoying.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you know, I don't know what you want me

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<v Speaker 1>to do. It's not like I chose for my voice

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<v Speaker 1>to be loud.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Maybe that's a little better. Better, Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 2>think so cool? All right? Are we ready to start

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<v Speaker 2>this thing?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>Cool? Welcome to Serial Killers. I'm leaving all that in

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<v Speaker 2>by the way.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, people are going to be very bored for a

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<v Speaker 1>solid two minutes.

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<v Speaker 2>It's Friday, May first. Welcome to May. This is episode

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<v Speaker 2>one oh five. How was your big day yesterday? Andrew?

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<v Speaker 1>So exciting?

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<v Speaker 2>Did you have a nice birthday?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>Good, that's good. You're twenty nine now, Yes, you're now

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<v Speaker 2>the age where every woman is perpetually forever. When people say, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>how old are you? Twenty nine? Again, they're just twenty

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<v Speaker 2>nine forever.

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<v Speaker 1>So joy, Oh you kid, those jokes what keep on coming?

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<v Speaker 2>That's not a joke, that's that's just what it is.

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<v Speaker 2>You ever listened with people who wish people a happy

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<v Speaker 2>birthday like twenty nine? Again, you're just it's twenty nine forever.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know why twenty nine is the age, but

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<v Speaker 2>you're it. Congratulations, thank you, thank you. And guess what else?

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<v Speaker 2>So I compiled a little bit of a list of

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<v Speaker 2>all all the cereals that came out the year that

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<v Speaker 2>you were born, in nineteen ninety one.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh so it's going to be like a post birthday

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<v Speaker 1>cereal graveyard.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, most of them were long gone. A few of

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<v Speaker 2>them were still around. But do you remember Adam's Family Cereal?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes? I remember the Adams Family.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, the cereal.

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<v Speaker 1>No, not the cereal. I remember the movie?

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<v Speaker 2>Well that was a cereal from Ralston that came out

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<v Speaker 2>in nineteen ninety one. I'm not going to play the

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<v Speaker 2>commercial and bore you with it, but there was also

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<v Speaker 2>your favorite would have been if it was still around

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<v Speaker 2>a cinnamon mini buns from Kellogg's.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>That was probably like the precursor to cinnabon cereal. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>so you probably really would have enjoyed that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I do like cinnamon.

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<v Speaker 2>I have to tell you, I hate when you're home.

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<v Speaker 2>I hate it so much. I don't even want to

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<v Speaker 2>do this anymore. It's not fun, is it.

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<v Speaker 1>Because you can't yell at me.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I can yell at you. I don't care. And

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<v Speaker 2>also in nineteen ninety one was Double Checks. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know what it was, but it was a Czech cereal

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<v Speaker 2>and it was called double Checks and it was made

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<v Speaker 2>by Ralston before they sold the brands to General Mills.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe it was like a regular checks piece and then

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<v Speaker 1>a mini checks piece.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I don't think so. I think it was something

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<v Speaker 2>on one side and then a different one on the

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<v Speaker 2>other side, like a rice on one side and a

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<v Speaker 2>corn on the other.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. No, I think what it was was a big

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<v Speaker 1>checks in a little check.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Well, we're gonna investigate and prove me right. And then,

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<v Speaker 2>remember we talked about Erkolo's. Erklos also came out of

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<v Speaker 2>nineteen ninety one, what's Ercolo's It was Steve Erkele from

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<v Speaker 2>Family Matters?

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<v Speaker 1>Is you idiot?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay? And then another big one was w WF Superstar Cereal.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you remember that?

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<v Speaker 1>No, I was born in nineteen ninety one. I wouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>remember a Cereal the year I was born.

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<v Speaker 2>I was Cogan and Macho Man Randy Savage. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and you don't remember them. They were huge in the nineties.

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<v Speaker 1>I know who the wrestlers are. I don't remember the serial.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Well tell me if you remember this when you

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<v Speaker 2>were a kid and Dingle, Dingle, Dingle, the ice cream

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<v Speaker 2>truck would come by. Okay, did they ever have thee

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<v Speaker 2>did they ever.

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<v Speaker 1>Have the single?

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<v Speaker 2>Whatever they did? Whatever? Did they ever have the Wrestling

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<v Speaker 2>Superstars ice cream pops? It was like a cake kind

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<v Speaker 2>of pop with a picture of wrestler on it, and

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<v Speaker 2>then there was ice cream because they had that. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>after that, no one cared about wrestling anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, no, people still care about rust no I.

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<v Speaker 2>Know, but but you know, wrestling was huge in the

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<v Speaker 2>late eighties and early nineties with all those guys before

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<v Speaker 2>WWF changed to WWE, and you know George the Animal

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<v Speaker 2>Steel used to eat the turnbuckles. Who anyway, when I'm trying.

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<v Speaker 1>To get on.

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<v Speaker 2>I was at Schopright, I said, chop Right yesterday and

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<v Speaker 2>they have the ww EF whatever wrestling Superstar ice cream

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<v Speaker 2>sandwiches again. They have them Who's on the Who's on them?

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<v Speaker 1>Now?

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<v Speaker 2>Old school everything. I was so excited. I didn't buy it, though.

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<v Speaker 2>I took a picture and I'll post it. Okay, However,

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<v Speaker 2>I just have to give you one more because this

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<v Speaker 2>one I never even heard of, didn't know it was

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<v Speaker 2>a cereal. This came out in nineteen ninety one. Listen

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<v Speaker 2>to this, introducing Wonder Brand Cereals, a wonderful new breakfast

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<v Speaker 2>cereal for the whole family, for growing up, for the

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<v Speaker 2>wonder years. Wonders. These are the wad finding the moments.

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<v Speaker 2>These are.

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<v Speaker 1>New Wonder Cereals, Apple cinnamon cornflakes, crunchy gray oat rings,

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<v Speaker 1>and hunting that crispy rice have a wonderful day.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, that was just weird. I mean the apple cinnamon

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<v Speaker 2>corn flakes sound delicious.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought at first it was wonder Bread Cereal.

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<v Speaker 2>It is, It's.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, yeah, but I thought it was like white Wonderbread.

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<v Speaker 2>No, that'd be boring. As all hell, just little pieces

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<v Speaker 2>of wonderbread. Hard No, but I mean you grew up

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<v Speaker 2>with wonderbread, so I guess they're like, huh, we got

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<v Speaker 2>a brand, let's make cereal. So I didn't even that

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<v Speaker 2>was a thing ever, So you know, it couldn't have

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<v Speaker 2>been around very long because I've never even heard of

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<v Speaker 2>it before, which is weird for me because that's when

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<v Speaker 2>I was like really into cereals. Back then. I was

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<v Speaker 2>a kid eating all this crab cereal and I never

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<v Speaker 2>knew that Wonder had of cereal. But whatever, I digress?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that what they say? Digress? Okay, great, hey, let's yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>let's eat some cereal. Can we eat cereal? Now? Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>so let's see your baggies. What do you got?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it one? Oh five?

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<v Speaker 2>Stop telling me numbers. You messed everything up by blowing

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<v Speaker 2>me off two days in a row. This one, no,

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<v Speaker 2>how about it? Do you have a brown one?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh? This one? It's like clusters.

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<v Speaker 2>Sure, let's do that one first, because I know that's one.

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<v Speaker 1>Of them, and it has almonds in it.

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<v Speaker 2>It sure does. Well, look at you. You can spot

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<v Speaker 2>the almonds.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm a pro with that.

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<v Speaker 2>Good boy.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I hate you When you talk like that,

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<v Speaker 1>it's the most annoying thing in the world.

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<v Speaker 2>I have to tell you something that's very exciting is

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<v Speaker 2>we keep getting giant boxes. Actually, when I came in

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<v Speaker 2>this morning, we had a huge box of cereal from

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<v Speaker 2>our friend Jamie in Virginia. And we're gonna get to

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<v Speaker 2>those over the next couple of episodes. You're gonna be

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<v Speaker 2>very excited. Don't try it. I see you in the

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<v Speaker 2>camera eating.

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<v Speaker 1>It, and stop milling it.

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<v Speaker 2>So this cereal came from Nicole from New Hampshire. She

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<v Speaker 2>is a big fan of the show and was going

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<v Speaker 2>up and down on the island, was like, do you

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<v Speaker 2>have this one? Do you have this one? Do you

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<v Speaker 2>have this one? And I was like, no, we don't

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<v Speaker 2>have that one. So she sent us a box of

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<v Speaker 2>Cascadian Farm dark chocolate almond granola.

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<v Speaker 1>Jackie is here, She says, Hi, Hi Jackie. You know

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<v Speaker 1>what it smells like? Nature Valley oats and honey granola bars.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, they used to have a cereal too, you know

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<v Speaker 2>what was it? Nature Valley? Its serious? All right, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>here we go. We're gonna pour this into the cup now.

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<v Speaker 2>In case you all don't know at home, Andrew and

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<v Speaker 2>I are doing this over FaceTime. This was the way

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<v Speaker 2>that we found to be the best as far as

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<v Speaker 2>audio goes, even though it still sounds like crap and

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<v Speaker 2>I hate every minute of it. Here we go, let's

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<v Speaker 2>pour the cereal. Here's your sound effect?

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<v Speaker 1>What do you? Jackie's just trying all the cereal? This?

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<v Speaker 2>I seriously, this is the last episode we're ever doing.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the last episode.

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<v Speaker 2>You said that, like, you're still using that same Milkugh,

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<v Speaker 2>what that's the same milk that you've been using for weeks?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. He sent me so many and then

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<v Speaker 1>I asked him what they are, and he labeled them

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<v Speaker 1>so he should know. Oh, I labeled this one this,

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<v Speaker 1>that's what it is. But instead he just goes, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know what it is.

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<v Speaker 2>Now. I can barely hear you. I'm so angry that

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<v Speaker 2>I just want to end it right after we try this.

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<v Speaker 2>There's too many people talking. I can't edit things out.

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<v Speaker 2>I hate you so much. Don't you have a bunker downstairs?

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<v Speaker 1>A bunker?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>No, I don't have a bunker.

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<v Speaker 2>Archie bunker? Who's that? I know? Eat this? Can we

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<v Speaker 2>just eat this? I want to go home, Go ready,

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<v Speaker 2>uh uh uh huh, Jackie is correct. It tastes just

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<v Speaker 2>like a Nature Valley chocolate granola bar chopped up in

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<v Speaker 2>the little pieces, which really doesn't like what's the matter

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<v Speaker 2>with you?

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<v Speaker 1>It tastes like a chocolate covered cherry.

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<v Speaker 2>No, there's no cherry here at all, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Know, but it tastes like that to me. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>like that. It's disgusting. I give this two bowls.

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<v Speaker 2>If it was discuss you give it much less than

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<v Speaker 2>two balls, So give me another adjective. It's gross, So

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<v Speaker 2>two balls and it's gross. I think I think we

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<v Speaker 2>have to break up. I think this is our breakup

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<v Speaker 2>right here, right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, do you go to Montalk often with your shirt?

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<v Speaker 2>Hey? Do you go to Miami often with your sweatshirt?

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<v Speaker 1>Joe? But I went to school here so I can

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<v Speaker 1>wear it.

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<v Speaker 2>You go to school?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes? I did? Right? I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't. I don't want to do this anymore. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>look what's going on now? You're working at waffle house?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, there is only I could only go down after

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<v Speaker 1>doing a cereal podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, could I please take a picture?

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<v Speaker 1>Yep? As it is. My mom is rearranging dollar Bill's

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<v Speaker 1>loudly in the corner. Jackie sitting next to me, trying

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<v Speaker 1>all the cereals. David, her husband's in the corner eating cereal.

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<v Speaker 1>Moon is probably barking somewhere.

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<v Speaker 2>This is spectacular anyway, I'm going to give it three

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<v Speaker 2>balls in a spoon because I kind of like it.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's nasty and I'm not a fan.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Hey, can you come into the studio for

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<v Speaker 2>our next episode?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, let me just risk my own there's no

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<v Speaker 1>life risking.

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<v Speaker 2>Just come on in. Just put on a mask of

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<v Speaker 2>some gloves and getting a bubble and come in.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Absolutely.

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, you know, it's really cool. Just moments ago,

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<v Speaker 2>some police officers threw a woman up against Skeary's car

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<v Speaker 2>parked out front and arrested her. And we watched it

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<v Speaker 2>out the window and you should have seen. You should

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<v Speaker 2>have seen, scary. That's my car. That's my car.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course, he doesn't actually care about anyone call.

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<v Speaker 2>It was fantastic. I don't know what happened. I guess

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<v Speaker 2>we'll find out, all right. So take the next bag out.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me see what it looks like this one.

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<v Speaker 1>No, can you show me what the box looks like.

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<v Speaker 2>They're flakes, they're flakes and clusters. Yeah, that's it. What

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<v Speaker 2>that is.

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<v Speaker 1>Nature's valley or cascadient of five or one?

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<v Speaker 2>Nature's Valley doesn't make cereal anymore. You know nothing about cereal?

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<v Speaker 1>You know this.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to serial killers with little clusters in them. You

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<v Speaker 2>don't even care. I just want to get it over with.

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<v Speaker 2>This one's been around since two thousand and eight or so.

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<v Speaker 1>My cups smell weird.

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<v Speaker 2>They smell.

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<v Speaker 1>Well. I'm using plastic solo cups. So yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Fiber one also has that one that we ate that's

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<v Speaker 2>like bird nest, you know, the big long things. And

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<v Speaker 2>they also have the strawberry one that you didn't really like.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I don't like artificial strawberries. You know this.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not artificial, They're real. They're just dry.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I don't like dried strawberries. Are you ready?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Sure, here we go? One? Two, three?

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<v Speaker 1>Hmmmm.

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<v Speaker 2>It tastes like molasses? Right? Where is that? What is

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<v Speaker 2>that flavor?

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<v Speaker 1>The tea one that I like that I bought for you.

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<v Speaker 2>Just tastes nothing. I'm like macho green tea. Noic If

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<v Speaker 2>this tastes like tumeric at all, I would have split

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<v Speaker 2>it right at a screen.

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<v Speaker 1>No taste check the ingredients. Turmeric is one of them,

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<v Speaker 1>my bet.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, okay, let's see whole green wheat. Oh clus,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm reading corn syrup, whole green rice, salt, natural flavor, barley,

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<v Speaker 2>malt extract, cinnamon. Maybe that's what you're tasting. Vitamin e,

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<v Speaker 2>corn brand sugar, whole grain, blah blah blah, brand, corn syrup, salt, honey,

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<v Speaker 2>blah blah blah. There's no turmeric.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh well, look I was right.

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<v Speaker 2>There's no turmeric in here.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah there is. There's not, no there is.

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<v Speaker 2>It's very good though. I like it. I'm going to

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<v Speaker 2>give it four bowls by itself.

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<v Speaker 1>Like the flakes are really.

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<v Speaker 2>Good and it's full of fiber.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, fantastic, Just what I was looking for in my diet.

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<v Speaker 2>Taste so good, you'll forget the fiber. What you don't

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<v Speaker 2>even know what that is?

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<v Speaker 1>Do I know anything that you say?

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<v Speaker 2>You don't remember fruit and fiber cereal from the eighties

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<v Speaker 2>and nineties, you know what?

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<v Speaker 1>I'll just say, sure, Yeah, it was my favorite.

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<v Speaker 2>I love fruit and fiber. Taste so good, you'll forget

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<v Speaker 2>the fiber.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, buy itself. I like it with milk. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>like it you gave it, I'm going to give it

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<v Speaker 1>without milk.

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<v Speaker 2>No, we don't do that.

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<v Speaker 1>No without four, but with two and a half.

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<v Speaker 2>So it's two balls and a spoon. Mm hmm.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, taste way better without it.

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<v Speaker 2>I just want to end this. It's not very long,

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<v Speaker 2>but I'm kind of over this. I don't like the

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<v Speaker 2>way this works out when we're not together. So I

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<v Speaker 2>think the next episode is going to be not Andrew.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, yeah, if you could please tweet us who

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<v Speaker 2>you would like to replace Andrew at Serial Killer's PC.

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<v Speaker 2>Here are your options, Nate or Scary, because that's all

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<v Speaker 2>I got left that's in the building. I need somebody

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<v Speaker 2>that's in the building. I can't do it like this anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>It's very frustrating.

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<v Speaker 1>You're so curmudgeting. It's so funny. Hey, you're like an

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<v Speaker 1>adult child.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I'm just an adult that is sad and is

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<v Speaker 2>missing his friend.

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<v Speaker 1>And you know I is, you too, But you don't

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<v Speaker 1>have to be a cranky baby.

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<v Speaker 2>But I don't like the quality of these podcasts, and

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<v Speaker 2>it's so annoying to edit. You have no idea.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't get to try this one, and I really

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<v Speaker 1>like it.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the very one.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I like it. Did do that with Danielle? Or

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<v Speaker 1>did we do this last time?

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<v Speaker 2>I did it with Daniell? Let's Cashi go wander.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a big fan of this.

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<v Speaker 2>Really sorry that you didn't get to rate it, but

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<v Speaker 2>you blew me off that day so you didn't get

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<v Speaker 2>to do it.

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<v Speaker 1>You make it seem like I'm purposely avoiding you when

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<v Speaker 1>I actually have work to be doing.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, well, today you said you were going to start

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<v Speaker 2>late because you had to go for a run. We'll

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<v Speaker 2>just get up earlier. You're not doing anything.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm already waking up at five forty.

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<v Speaker 2>Why why would you do such.

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<v Speaker 1>A thing because I have to be up for the show?

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<v Speaker 2>No, you don't, Yes, I do. I work. What do

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<v Speaker 2>you make in Elvis' schedule? You got lunch today? Like?

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<v Speaker 2>What are you doing?

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<v Speaker 1>Well? He does left his grilled cheeses on Wednesdays, so

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<v Speaker 1>I do have to make sure that he has the groceries.

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<v Speaker 2>Ready, So you have to remind him on his calendar

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<v Speaker 2>that he has to make grilled cheese. All right, that's cool.

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks for listening one, Thanks for listening to Cereal Killers.

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<v Speaker 2>This has been spectacular.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me tell you something. This was terrible the cereals

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<v Speaker 1>you gave me this class.

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<v Speaker 2>You go wonder wander, wonder wander as it like to

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<v Speaker 2>walk around.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm wondering why you didn't let me do casa

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<v Speaker 1>wonder wander. That's it because this is a globe. This

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<v Speaker 1>is like four balls and a spoon worthy.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you were supposed to do it with me, but

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<v Speaker 2>you didn't. Just keep being stop eating what are you doing?

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<v Speaker 1>But this is delicious.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not on your schedule for lunch. Stop eating that.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I'm gonna go run it off anyway. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>Millennial is a new working out.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, this has been Serial Killers one oh five. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know no one's listening anymore. You can. You could

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<v Speaker 2>see on our statistics that their numbers are just going down.

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<v Speaker 1>That's actually not true, but I mean, if you want

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<v Speaker 1>to go with that.

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<v Speaker 2>Shore, have you found some way to promote this podcast

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<v Speaker 2>so people know that we're here?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? On our screener we have over a thousand people

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<v Speaker 1>just subscribe to us. I have no idea how or why,

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<v Speaker 1>but a thousand people just subscribe to us. We can't

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<v Speaker 1>new subscribers like every day.

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<v Speaker 2>That's good to know. This is really going to put

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<v Speaker 2>us over the top. This episode is people are going

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<v Speaker 2>to be thrilled.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, if anything, they're not going to be thrilled by

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<v Speaker 1>your lack of enthusiasm. I'm here trying to be Chipper Chip.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, everybody, I'm Scotti being I love Cereal. That's Andrew

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<v Speaker 2>over there, and he's a dick. All right, we gotta

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<v Speaker 2>go follow us on social media. Serial Killers PC. That's

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<v Speaker 2>Cereal with a c oh look at your creepy box.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, this is my creepy box.

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<v Speaker 2>Look I have another creepy box all ready to go

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<v Speaker 2>for you.

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<v Speaker 1>This one said this is the last episode.

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<v Speaker 2>This one. This one says, Zappo's on it. So when

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<v Speaker 2>you get it, it's not.

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<v Speaker 1>Choose, you're showed tricky.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Like and subscribe. Please leave us reviews because

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<v Speaker 2>we love reading your reviews. There's actually been a bunch

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<v Speaker 2>of really good ones the last couple of days. And

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<v Speaker 2>thank you very much. For some reason, you guys tell

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<v Speaker 2>you something. You tried that on the last episode, Andrew.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, these you gave me scrap.

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<v Speaker 2>Episodes for the last time. You were supposed to have

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<v Speaker 2>them with me, but you blew me off. I was

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<v Speaker 2>on your schedule, but you didn't do it. Thank you

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<v Speaker 2>for listening. We gotta go. We're not just gonna sit

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<v Speaker 2>here and fight because no one wants to hear this.

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<v Speaker 2>We will see you on Monday. Have a nice weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, have a great weekend, and maybe.

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<v Speaker 2>Monday we'll have three to do.

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<v Speaker 1>How about that three?

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<v Speaker 2>We'll go back to three three serials.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You went from complaining that

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<v Speaker 1>this episode is the worst episode of all time. We're

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<v Speaker 1>done after one o five. We're gonna have to reassess.

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<v Speaker 1>Tweet me who you think should be the new cost

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<v Speaker 1>So let's do three on Monday.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, Jamie sent me a lot of really fun serials,

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<v Speaker 2>so I want to get it to you. Okay, all right,

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<v Speaker 2>thanks for me.

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<v Speaker 1>Have fun guests too.

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<v Speaker 2>Who's going to be the guest? You know, the ant

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<v Speaker 2>that's crawling across your floor. What's going to be the

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<v Speaker 2>fun guest?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, my dad wants to do an episode only if.

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<v Speaker 2>He has a Quaker costume in the closet. That's the rule.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll print out the Quaker face and then he'll just square

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<v Speaker 1>that the whole time.

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<v Speaker 2>You have all weekend to make a costume. Okay, all right,

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<v Speaker 2>Let's get the hell out of here, have a great weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll see you Monday, and say Crunch, Yeah I did

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<v Speaker 2>it because you don't care anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, yeah, of course, just blame it on me for

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<v Speaker 1>your attitude.

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<v Speaker 2>Just take crunch that we can go. Love you, Andrew,

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<v Speaker 2>so we can go. Bye bye Crunch. Bruh, you said brunch,

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<v Speaker 2>Stupid Andrew.