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Speaker 1: This is John, this is Sam, your og Okay storytime

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Speaker 2: We have some spectacular stories coming up.

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Speaker 1: But real quick, we got a two minute break from

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Speaker 1: our lovely sponsors keeping this ship sailing. My brother had

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Speaker 1: a cancer scare, but my entitled grandmother managed to make

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Speaker 2: It's not always about you, Grandma.

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Speaker 1: Hello, I'm new here and have many stories to share

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Speaker 1: about my grandma. She is a C word. To put

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Speaker 1: it simply, I have many words. I have many stories

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Speaker 1: to share about her, some my own and some of

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Speaker 1: my mom's. She was the definition of a mother in

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Speaker 1: law from h double Honkey Sticks. But that's not here

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Speaker 1: or there. But I do have a story that is

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Speaker 1: making my blood boil. She will now be called eg

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Speaker 1: entitled Grandma. We're gonna call her grandma because I refuse

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Speaker 1: to acknowledge her as my flesh and blood. Okay, maybe

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Speaker 1: we should have a different name for eg I'm just

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Speaker 1: gonna say grandma for simplicity.

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Speaker 3: Grandmama, Grandma, Grandmama.

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Speaker 1: By the way, this comes from Acrobatic Bug sixty four

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Speaker 1: slash Okay story. I'm spread him so recently, my brother

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Speaker 1: twenty two, Mail developed a strange lump in his neck

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Speaker 1: he had This had been a month long ordeal, So

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Speaker 1: I will begin at the beginning. Upon receiving this news,

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Speaker 1: my brother first reaction was just to call my mother

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Speaker 1: wanted to. My mom told her mom so they could

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Speaker 1: send him food, clothes, money, et cetera. My grandmother didn't

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Speaker 1: become aware of this until about a week or so

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Speaker 1: we got mostly because she wasn't going to do anything

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Speaker 1: but pester. After the initial acknowledgment of the possibility of cancer,

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Speaker 1: she proceeded to call my brother and yell at him

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Speaker 1: for not telling her first. How could you not tell

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Speaker 1: me about your cancer?

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Speaker 2: I wanted nobody your cancer for like, you're so selfish?

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Speaker 1: She accused him of being selfish.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's crazy, what a wild thing, desay.

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Speaker 1: For keeping this diagnosis from her. A nurse?

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Speaker 3: Oh oh what she gonna do?

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Speaker 2: Does she have the cure to cancer?

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Speaker 1: Boom and shit your mouth. I find this bit because

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Speaker 1: she's a CNA. No insults to CNA. You guys do

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Speaker 1: wonderful work. My family is a family of nurses and doctors. Heck,

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Speaker 1: my brother is going to medical school himself, not to

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Speaker 1: mention her being a nurse does not entitle her to

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Speaker 1: know personal information about us. We didn't want to tell

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Speaker 1: Throughout the month, she had been calling and texting him

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Speaker 1: non stop. When he didn't respond, she would blow up

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Speaker 1: my phone and my brother's phone. I don't live with

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Speaker 1: so I don't know why she called me forty five

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Speaker 1: times within two days. That is basically one time per hour, forty.

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Speaker 2: Five times within two days.

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Speaker 3: Those are rookie numbers. Skip those up.

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Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, gracious.

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Speaker 1: I had to block her number so I could get

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Speaker 1: She finally stopped when my dad stepped in and forced

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Speaker 1: or at least so I thought. We had to go

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Speaker 1: couldn't stay in town. It was just supposed to be

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Speaker 1: When we let family know, Grandma decided to call my

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Speaker 1: All we knew was that the lump had to be

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Speaker 1: She kept insulting the hospital we were going to and

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Speaker 1: claiming that Rochester was so much better. It was not.

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Speaker 1: It was just further. We were going to Bellend or

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Speaker 1: We were hoping that would be it. Guess what, guys,

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Speaker 1: the end. The initial trip was supposed to be a

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Speaker 2: She's like, pray for me that I may get through

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Speaker 2: these trying times, not anyone else. This is gonna be

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this is gonna be really hard on me. Like,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to watch him be in bed. I'm

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Speaker 2: She's like, I'll vlog from inside. I'll text you guys updates.

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Speaker 1: We were not aware she was coming until that announcement

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Speaker 1: a day before we had to leave. We stood up

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Speaker 1: for my brother. When we arrived, it was smooth at first.

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Speaker 1: First night, we got dinner and discuss plans for the

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Speaker 1: The first part of our plans went well. We got

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Speaker 1: I was originally going to meet my stepmom there and

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Speaker 1: we were going shopping and getting some things for post surgery. However,

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Speaker 2: What what that's like, that's so stupid. That logic makes

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Speaker 2: no sense. Like, if someone's sick, only the nearest doctor

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Speaker 2: in there. Yeah, it's like, Mom, you can't be in there.

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Speaker 2: My third cousin is a doctor, so so yeah, hierarchy, hierarchy,

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Speaker 2: he's got to be in there.

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Speaker 1: It go. It doesn't go by closeness. It goes by education.

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Speaker 2: Doctor. She should experience. I'm a doctorate.

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Speaker 1: If you had a doctor, you could do anything.

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Speaker 2: I could do anything.

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Speaker 1: Man, I can give people druggs. You got to do that. Now.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to follow this footsteps step whose footsteps?

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Speaker 1: I don't think she knows. My mother the mother of

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Speaker 1: my brother. Before my mom could say anything, my brother

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Speaker 1: She pouted in the corner while my brother and my

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Speaker 1: and deciding where to go. Grandma stepped in and demanded

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Speaker 1: I had seen my stepmom in a while. Then the

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Speaker 1: how I was just such an ungrateful brat. She ran

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Speaker 1: it about how she would be alive to spend another

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Speaker 1: moment with her grandmother, and how I never know she

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Speaker 1: just might drop. She started demanding why I didn't defend

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Speaker 1: good mood after years of abuse from this hag that

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Speaker 1: with a short tone, if you dropped passed away right now,

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Speaker 1: I couldn't care less, turned on my heel with my

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Speaker 2: Oo, hope you did like a little If you passed

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Speaker 2: away right now. I couldn't care less she did like

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Speaker 1: Would you gift dead people?

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Speaker 2: Would you gift them just a joke?

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Speaker 1: Where they're going shopping? So she could probably pick up

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Speaker 1: Grandma something I could he for, like some coffin ear rings.

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Speaker 2: You can you give her some flowers through your grave.

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Speaker 1: Exactly after the CT we decided to go out as

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Speaker 1: a family until the next appointment. Grandma took this opportunity

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Speaker 1: The brother was cancer, because apparently this situation was just

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Speaker 1: as hard on her as it was my brother. What,

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Speaker 1: oh my lord, hey, can you buy me something? Why

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Speaker 2: Amy something? Because your cancer is really it is really

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Speaker 1: That makes no sense at all none. My step mom

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Speaker 1: and I double teamed Grandma whenever she started pestering my

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Speaker 1: She then started trying to tell me what I should

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Speaker 1: like her told her no, that I planned to become

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Speaker 1: either a psychologist or a physical therapist. That was final.

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Speaker 1: She pouted and then started telling me what classes I

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Speaker 1: I've been my tongue and ignored her. She got angry

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Speaker 1: was this is why no one wants you around.

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Speaker 2: Oh he is not taking any freaking crap man, Dude,

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Speaker 2: you this is why you should just go ahead and

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Speaker 2: drop dead. She would say that though she did she

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Speaker 2: did say that though. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: That shut her up for a while. Finally, lunchtime came

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Speaker 1: and we went to my brother's restaurant. Choice. Dude, it's

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Speaker 1: now lunch.

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Speaker 2: Dang, you got a long day. He's just now lunch.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, you got ahead of you.

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Speaker 1: Oh. Grandma complained about the restaurant and then tried to

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Speaker 1: tell us what to order. When she heard I had

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Speaker 1: ordered enchiladas, she started ranting about my cholesterol and wait, saying,

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Speaker 1: you know, a fat pete is a bad pete. I

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Speaker 1: move seats, leaving her alone at the end of the table.

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Speaker 1: When the waiter came, she tried to change my order

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Speaker 1: to a salad. Mom stepped in and told her to

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Speaker 1: shut the f up.

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Speaker 2: Nobody likes his grandma. I love that. Everyone's just like,

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Speaker 2: shut you up, Grandma, grandma. And the girl was like,

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Speaker 2: no one is dealing with this Grandma's crap. Man. The

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Speaker 2: Grandma's like, you should change your career to mine, and

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Speaker 1: My dad was around twenty seven and my mom twenty five.

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Speaker 1: Her behavior continued throughout the wedding planning. Everything had to

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Speaker 1: No one likes Grandma, Yeah, dude, Grandpa is not even having.

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Speaker 2: Everyone is so dumb with her crap.

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Speaker 1: Like, how do you entertain this? How do you stay

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Speaker 2: But none of them they're just like, oh, Grandma, shut up, Grandma,

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Speaker 1: Wedding dress shopping came around. My mom wanted simple pale

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Speaker 2: And there you have it. Facts from Riley, Facts from

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Speaker 2: Where's my glasses?

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Speaker 1: Show you a picture with me with glasses.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna find.

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Speaker 2: Lucy Smith says, grandma doesn't like anything. Apparently your grandma's

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Speaker 2: What do you do with a like you? Just what

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Speaker 3: You know, it's so hard to be so milk Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Didn't my mom know that my aunt never invited Grandma

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Speaker 2: To God years all the virgin talk again.

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Speaker 1: She said it looked like it came out of the umpster,

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Speaker 1: For the most part, my dad has always been the quiet,

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Speaker 1: You should have this selection of wine and beer. Okay,

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Speaker 1: You should say this Okay, doesn't do it. Okay, she's

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Speaker 1: Thanks do this, Grandma, Oh, bother this, Grandma. This method

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Speaker 1: what passwords? Passwords. That's why we have passwords with our floras,

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Speaker 2: Passwords because you don't know who's after you. Anyone could

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Speaker 1: What's safe? Always have passwords for your caterers. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: get reading the story and we'll fix so far.

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00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:07,960
Speaker 2: I'm gonna cool down.

437
00:20:08,480 --> 00:20:11,320
Speaker 1: My mom and my dad had told them ahead of time.

438
00:20:11,440 --> 00:20:14,640
Speaker 1: Don't change anything unless you hear it from us. After

439
00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:17,800
Speaker 1: a few calls of fighting, arguing and shouting, she stopped,

440
00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:20,480
Speaker 1: mostly because my dad threatened to uninvite her if she

441
00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:23,439
Speaker 1: kept going cat this. Her nagging went from the wedding

442
00:20:23,440 --> 00:20:26,080
Speaker 1: workers to him. She nagged him so much that he

443
00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:30,680
Speaker 1: had to go to er for severe migraines and headaches twice.

444
00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:35,360
Speaker 1: What it was that bad? Yea yea goodness gracious.

445
00:20:35,359 --> 00:20:37,000
Speaker 2: I mean, if she's just in your ear going, come on,

446
00:20:37,080 --> 00:20:39,280
Speaker 2: you have do this? You do this, I mean, need

447
00:20:39,359 --> 00:20:40,960
Speaker 2: more of anc And it's like, oh my god, I

448
00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:41,399
Speaker 2: have headache.

449
00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:44,600
Speaker 1: I'm done, I'm done, I'm out of there. So finally

450
00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:47,000
Speaker 1: the wedding came. It was going to happen the way

451
00:20:47,119 --> 00:20:50,080
Speaker 1: my parents wanted. She could make petty comments and remarks,

452
00:20:50,240 --> 00:20:53,200
Speaker 1: but she wasn't going to ruin this day for my mom.

453
00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:57,240
Speaker 1: Well Dot Dot, as you all know, she's the pain

454
00:20:57,520 --> 00:21:00,320
Speaker 1: and the old rooster. So you could have probably see

455
00:21:00,320 --> 00:21:03,200
Speaker 1: this coming from a mile away. She wore a wedding

456
00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:04,399
Speaker 1: dress to the wedding.

457
00:21:04,920 --> 00:21:08,240
Speaker 2: Grandma, this is the ultimate.

458
00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:10,640
Speaker 1: Thing that you cannot do. What did we not wear

459
00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:13,600
Speaker 1: a wedding Sophia's wedding dresses? And what else?

460
00:21:13,920 --> 00:21:14,320
Speaker 2: White?

461
00:21:14,560 --> 00:21:17,000
Speaker 1: Whitch? We never wear whites, no matter if the bride

462
00:21:17,040 --> 00:21:18,800
Speaker 1: tells you, no matter if the groom tells you, no

463
00:21:18,840 --> 00:21:21,840
Speaker 1: matter whoever tells you, never wear whites. It ain't that hard,

464
00:21:21,960 --> 00:21:23,720
Speaker 1: and no one told you? And why this is not

465
00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:25,680
Speaker 1: your wedding. Are you gonna get married to your son? Yeah?

466
00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:27,359
Speaker 2: You freak, you freak.

467
00:21:27,680 --> 00:21:28,800
Speaker 1: This is the worst thing you can do.

468
00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:30,200
Speaker 2: I'm back, I'm back.

469
00:21:30,320 --> 00:21:34,720
Speaker 1: I'm so big now, Sofia Sophia Sophia. In fact, Grandma

470
00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:38,119
Speaker 1: with the same wedding dress. She had one in my

471
00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:41,920
Speaker 1: mom to wear. She even arrived with a little entourage

472
00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:44,000
Speaker 1: of guests, also in wedding dresses.

473
00:21:44,160 --> 00:21:47,720
Speaker 2: She brought a clue. She pulled up with the entourage. Grandma,

474
00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:49,679
Speaker 2: how do you have any friends? How do you have

475
00:21:49,720 --> 00:21:52,360
Speaker 2: any friends? Grandma? No one seems to like you. How

476
00:21:52,359 --> 00:21:55,159
Speaker 2: did you find these friends? Did you pay for them? Grandma?

477
00:21:55,280 --> 00:21:57,879
Speaker 2: Be honest, did you pay for these friends? Because that's embarrassing.

478
00:21:58,240 --> 00:22:01,480
Speaker 1: She brought a group, she brought the autogy cool. Also,

479
00:22:01,560 --> 00:22:04,200
Speaker 1: if we're going by your standards, you should be wearing

480
00:22:04,200 --> 00:22:04,840
Speaker 1: wide at a wedding.

481
00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:08,040
Speaker 3: Either it's true, go we're red, we're black. It's somebody's funeral,

482
00:22:08,119 --> 00:22:08,520
Speaker 3: It's true.

483
00:22:08,520 --> 00:22:09,600
Speaker 2: That would have been pretty iconic.

484
00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:12,600
Speaker 1: My dad took one look at them, walked away and

485
00:22:12,640 --> 00:22:16,240
Speaker 1: had her friends punted out. Grandma stayed because trying to

486
00:22:16,240 --> 00:22:18,280
Speaker 1: punt her out would have caused the cops to be

487
00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:21,320
Speaker 1: called and more headaches. Than they wanted. The wedding continued,

488
00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:24,840
Speaker 1: but Grandma wasn't allowed in photos. That was my dad's

489
00:22:24,880 --> 00:22:28,000
Speaker 1: first wedding. My mom says divorcing my father was such

490
00:22:28,119 --> 00:22:30,760
Speaker 1: a relief because she could finally get away from his

491
00:22:30,880 --> 00:22:33,200
Speaker 1: crappy mother. My dad, on the other hand, is stuck

492
00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:35,800
Speaker 1: with her until she passes away. So this is new life.

493
00:22:35,840 --> 00:22:38,640
Speaker 1: So the lady was that he was with is his

494
00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:39,000
Speaker 1: new mom.

495
00:22:39,119 --> 00:22:41,720
Speaker 2: Stepmom got you, and so she seems like a little

496
00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:44,640
Speaker 2: bit more reasonable than this other mother.

497
00:22:45,040 --> 00:22:47,920
Speaker 1: I wonder if they got divorced because of like the mom.

498
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:50,600
Speaker 1: Probably Also, if I took this back to my room,

499
00:22:50,680 --> 00:22:53,480
Speaker 1: do you think anyone would notice? No, because Sam fought

500
00:22:53,480 --> 00:22:54,359
Speaker 1: me on this so hard.

501
00:22:54,840 --> 00:22:56,879
Speaker 2: It's not even in the other like the studio.

502
00:22:57,160 --> 00:22:58,080
Speaker 1: I might take it back.

503
00:22:58,200 --> 00:22:59,640
Speaker 2: Wait, go to your full thing.

504
00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:00,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not.

505
00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:01,320
Speaker 2: Even in the camera.

506
00:23:01,600 --> 00:23:04,400
Speaker 1: Guys. Sam wanted this to be in here for so long.

507
00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:06,560
Speaker 1: He thoughted, I got this for free, and he had,

508
00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:08,920
Speaker 1: and he bought me another one is good. No, that

509
00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:11,120
Speaker 1: one's fun. It's just this is mine. Didn't he give

510
00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:14,520
Speaker 1: it to you this one? No, April gave this to me. Ah, yeah,

511
00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:16,040
Speaker 1: and then he took it from me and put it

512
00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:17,520
Speaker 1: in here. He would go in my room, take it

513
00:23:17,560 --> 00:23:17,920
Speaker 1: and put it in.

514
00:23:18,359 --> 00:23:19,600
Speaker 2: I thought that's originally him.

515
00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:23,040
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I got it. I originally did try

516
00:23:23,080 --> 00:23:24,280
Speaker 1: to give to him. He didn't want his room, so

517
00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:28,119
Speaker 1: I put in my room. I see. So his new wife,

518
00:23:28,119 --> 00:23:30,040
Speaker 1: my step mom, my dad, and my step mom got

519
00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:32,760
Speaker 1: engaged during New Year's of twenty nineteen, twenty twenty. They

520
00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:35,440
Speaker 1: planned on a one year engagement, mostly because they wanted

521
00:23:35,440 --> 00:23:37,480
Speaker 1: to get it over with since they've been together for

522
00:23:37,520 --> 00:23:39,840
Speaker 1: about eight to nine years. Getting married at this point

523
00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:43,040
Speaker 1: was just formality to tie things together. Would they announce

524
00:23:43,080 --> 00:23:45,360
Speaker 1: the date? They said it for Grandma's birthday.

525
00:23:47,200 --> 00:23:49,720
Speaker 2: No one likes Grandma. Moral of the story, Grandma sucks

526
00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:53,080
Speaker 2: and they're gonna make sure that she gets what she deserves.

527
00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:55,439
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, everyone's like, what is it? Okay, can you

528
00:23:55,520 --> 00:23:57,560
Speaker 1: zoom out? It's a lamp. You just zoom out. We're

529
00:23:57,560 --> 00:23:58,280
Speaker 1: gonna have to zoom out.

530
00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:01,040
Speaker 2: Look, wait, put on me.

531
00:24:01,359 --> 00:24:01,960
Speaker 1: It's a lamp.

532
00:24:02,119 --> 00:24:02,920
Speaker 2: See it's a lamp.

533
00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:06,920
Speaker 1: It was really nice. It's really nice.

534
00:24:07,240 --> 00:24:08,320
Speaker 2: All right, she's a lamp.

535
00:24:08,359 --> 00:24:10,240
Speaker 1: Sorry, it's like, it's not even in here. It's just

536
00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:11,200
Speaker 1: for the vibes of the room.

537
00:24:11,359 --> 00:24:11,840
Speaker 2: Yeah.

538
00:24:11,880 --> 00:24:14,800
Speaker 1: When they announced the date. They said it for grandma's birthday. Okay,

539
00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:16,880
Speaker 1: this is the worst thing you could do to yourselves.

540
00:24:16,880 --> 00:24:19,080
Speaker 1: Why don't you do that? She was ecstatic at first,

541
00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:21,879
Speaker 1: until she realized her birthday would have to be shared

542
00:24:22,119 --> 00:24:25,840
Speaker 1: in private. She witched to her gaggle of cronies about

543
00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:27,880
Speaker 1: the wedding being on her birth.

544
00:24:27,720 --> 00:24:29,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's on purpose, it's on purpose.

545
00:24:30,280 --> 00:24:32,280
Speaker 1: The VID hit and the wedding got pushed back to

546
00:24:32,320 --> 00:24:35,280
Speaker 1: twenty twenty two with a different date her next birthday instead,

547
00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:38,639
Speaker 1: it was now on my step mom's mom's birthday. Are

548
00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:41,000
Speaker 1: you doing on people's birthday? Yeah? Yeah, Well what's up

549
00:24:41,040 --> 00:24:43,639
Speaker 1: with this? There were other days in the year. Yeah,

550
00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:46,879
Speaker 1: her mom had long past. They figured this was a

551
00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:49,200
Speaker 1: good way to include her. All right, makes sense now,

552
00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:53,439
Speaker 1: Q the new usual nagging. How dare she make it

553
00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:56,159
Speaker 1: about her mother? By this point, my dad had grown

554
00:24:56,359 --> 00:24:59,160
Speaker 1: a backbone and started putting his mom in his place.

555
00:24:59,240 --> 00:25:01,200
Speaker 1: Maybe it's just so sobriety.

556
00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:04,480
Speaker 2: What's that like when you don't drink, like being soberty,

557
00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:05,840
Speaker 2: sobriety liberty.

558
00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:10,000
Speaker 1: Maybe it was his sobriety, or maybe it was because

559
00:25:10,119 --> 00:25:12,480
Speaker 1: he'd been through one wedding and wasn't about to go

560
00:25:12,560 --> 00:25:16,560
Speaker 1: through a third Grandma tried her usual tactics, trying to

561
00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:18,800
Speaker 1: butt in and make things about her. It had to

562
00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:22,240
Speaker 1: be her way, but with a few tongue lashes, it

563
00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:24,800
Speaker 1: stopped until it came to me. Over the VID, I

564
00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:27,880
Speaker 1: gained about fifty pounds due to stress and pain. I

565
00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:30,720
Speaker 1: had a lot going on that resulted in me being overweight.

566
00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:33,520
Speaker 1: Since then, I've been turning that weight into muscle. But then,

567
00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:36,359
Speaker 1: back then, I still had a lot of muscle definition.

568
00:25:36,560 --> 00:25:39,639
Speaker 1: In fact, I had huge, swimmer shoulders, which made it

569
00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:43,080
Speaker 1: difficult to find some dresses. My stepmom wanted simple black

570
00:25:43,160 --> 00:25:45,800
Speaker 1: dresses for us. We could decide the style. It just

571
00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:48,640
Speaker 1: had to be black with open shoulders. I coordinated with

572
00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:52,159
Speaker 1: my stepsister to make sure we got the same dress. Grandma, however,

573
00:25:52,320 --> 00:25:55,159
Speaker 1: wanted me to get a different dress. When that was

574
00:25:55,240 --> 00:26:00,320
Speaker 1: freely not black, gold, even cream, I immediately decline. I

575
00:26:00,359 --> 00:26:02,080
Speaker 1: knew what she was trying to do. The only reason

576
00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:04,800
Speaker 1: she was even dress shopping with me was because I

577
00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:07,520
Speaker 1: was thirteen, couldn't drive. She's trying to trick you, and

578
00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:10,399
Speaker 1: didn't have my step mom's card like she did. I

579
00:26:10,440 --> 00:26:12,720
Speaker 1: picked out the same dress as my stepsister and got

580
00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:14,960
Speaker 1: it in black. It needed to be special to order

581
00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:17,840
Speaker 1: since it didn't have my size. They had one smaller

582
00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:20,080
Speaker 1: and one bigger, so I was able to try those

583
00:26:20,119 --> 00:26:23,600
Speaker 1: on and get approximate fit. Grandma did not like the dress.

584
00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:24,600
Speaker 1: Who would have thought?

585
00:26:24,840 --> 00:26:27,359
Speaker 2: Who could have thunk? She's like, it doesn't look like

586
00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:29,679
Speaker 2: a wedding dress enough, and then I need you to

587
00:26:30,680 --> 00:26:33,840
Speaker 2: bring me along and we're gonna steal all of the

588
00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:37,040
Speaker 2: spotlight from the wedding. You're part of my plan, now,

589
00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:41,280
Speaker 2: Kata Rainsa's get Grammy a blog or something with all

590
00:26:41,280 --> 00:26:42,320
Speaker 2: of them opinions.

591
00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:46,680
Speaker 1: Yo, literally, yeah, she canna be like that dog. What

592
00:26:46,840 --> 00:26:48,119
Speaker 1: dog dog with a blog?

593
00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:49,840
Speaker 2: Dog with a blog?

594
00:26:50,160 --> 00:26:54,000
Speaker 1: Throw back Clinton Clinton. Grandma did not like the dress.

595
00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:56,800
Speaker 1: It was simple, flowy skirt that hit the ankles and

596
00:26:56,840 --> 00:26:59,879
Speaker 1: the buoyance crossed over for a little design. For the

597
00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:03,280
Speaker 1: most part, it was modest. The only thing really shown

598
00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:05,600
Speaker 1: was my face on arms. Grandma didn't like that my

599
00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:08,800
Speaker 1: arms were exposed because people could see my strawberry skin

600
00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:11,080
Speaker 1: and my muscles. She said it made me look like

601
00:27:11,119 --> 00:27:12,359
Speaker 1: a man, like a lock.

602
00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:19,040
Speaker 4: That's like a compliment, like like, oh yeah, let's see them. Like, hey, thanks, Grandma,

603
00:27:19,080 --> 00:27:19,720
Speaker 4: I've been working out.

604
00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:22,400
Speaker 1: Thanks, I've been actually working on myself. Thank you.

605
00:27:22,440 --> 00:27:24,639
Speaker 3: How about you? What you look like? A look like

606
00:27:24,680 --> 00:27:26,359
Speaker 3: the hunchback of Notre Dame.

607
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:29,320
Speaker 1: Dang going cross keyon. He'll call you out like like

608
00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:33,120
Speaker 1: you look? She said, it made me look like a man,

609
00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:35,440
Speaker 1: like a log. She told me I was too fat

610
00:27:35,440 --> 00:27:37,280
Speaker 1: for it. While she put me down, I didn't care.

611
00:27:37,359 --> 00:27:39,680
Speaker 1: I sent a picture to my stepmom and she loved it.

612
00:27:39,760 --> 00:27:42,199
Speaker 1: I told Grandma this was the dress we were going with,

613
00:27:42,320 --> 00:27:45,080
Speaker 1: and that was final. When we put in the order ticket,

614
00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:47,639
Speaker 1: she tried to order a different style in the color

615
00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:50,479
Speaker 1: she wanted. I'd already talked to the worker beforehand and

616
00:27:50,520 --> 00:27:53,160
Speaker 1: warned them, hey, she's gonna pull this. You put down

617
00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:55,480
Speaker 1: what I say, not what she says, because she will

618
00:27:55,520 --> 00:27:57,800
Speaker 1: ruined this wedding. I don't think the worker took me

619
00:27:57,880 --> 00:28:01,800
Speaker 1: seriously at first until they saw how Grandma was acting. Finally,

620
00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:04,359
Speaker 1: the dress shopping was done, and then it was to

621
00:28:04,440 --> 00:28:07,439
Speaker 1: shoe shopping. And you think maybe the dress was the

622
00:28:07,440 --> 00:28:09,920
Speaker 1: hardest part. Right, we got done doing dress shopping.

623
00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:10,880
Speaker 2: It's gonna get harder.

624
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:12,840
Speaker 1: Getting shoes isn't gonna be that bad, right.

625
00:28:12,840 --> 00:28:15,720
Speaker 2: This is the peak. This is the climax, the hill

626
00:28:15,840 --> 00:28:18,159
Speaker 2: that you're gonna die on, that you're gonna pass away on.

627
00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:22,200
Speaker 1: I believe it. My stepmom had specific style of mind.

628
00:28:22,280 --> 00:28:26,040
Speaker 1: Black flats with a pointed toe, easy, you would think, right.

629
00:28:26,359 --> 00:28:28,960
Speaker 1: In general, I have trouble finding shoes. I wear size

630
00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:31,400
Speaker 1: six and women's, but I have white feet, so it's

631
00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:33,840
Speaker 1: a struggle. We had to go to three different shoe

632
00:28:33,840 --> 00:28:36,399
Speaker 1: stores to just find a pair. Grandma was angry it

633
00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:39,200
Speaker 1: made weird comments about my feet. Don't know why, Like

634
00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:41,800
Speaker 1: I have my dad's fat feet, but my mom's shoes eyes.

635
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:44,760
Speaker 1: She finds the weirdest things to comment about. After shopping,

636
00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:47,240
Speaker 1: Grandma wanted to get lunch. I didn't, so I told

637
00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:49,920
Speaker 1: her I had an obligation. She then proceeded to call

638
00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:53,600
Speaker 1: me a disappointment for not thinking of my grandmother, saying

639
00:28:53,760 --> 00:28:56,280
Speaker 1: she hadn't seen me in a while and that she

640
00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:57,800
Speaker 1: deserved to have dinner with her grand kit.

641
00:28:57,840 --> 00:28:59,840
Speaker 2: It seems like you don't like your ranket though, you know,

642
00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:02,160
Speaker 2: But I guess like if you hate everyone, you gotta

643
00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:04,920
Speaker 2: take what you can get, and right now, she's only

644
00:29:04,920 --> 00:29:07,280
Speaker 2: got familial obligation as a way to get people to

645
00:29:07,320 --> 00:29:07,840
Speaker 2: hang out with her.

646
00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:13,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, gosh, dude, I walked home. I didn't want to

647
00:29:13,320 --> 00:29:15,880
Speaker 1: deal with her, and then the shopping plaza was barely

648
00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:18,080
Speaker 1: a mile away. A few weeks later, my dress arrived

649
00:29:18,120 --> 00:29:21,120
Speaker 1: and we needed to go back to get it himned.

650
00:29:21,240 --> 00:29:23,400
Speaker 1: I planned on just going with my mom, but in

651
00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:26,920
Speaker 1: true grandma fashion, she butt in and took me instead.

652
00:29:27,080 --> 00:29:30,240
Speaker 1: I simply bowed my head took things instride. At the time,

653
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Speaker 1: I was experimenting with my hair, I talked with my

654
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Speaker 1: stepmom about how she wanted it. Since I was planning

655
00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:37,959
Speaker 1: on cutting off a lot of length and dying it.

656
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:40,360
Speaker 1: My Stepmam was like, I don't nothing care, do what

657
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Speaker 1: you want. So I got this boyish cut and died

658
00:29:43,280 --> 00:29:45,760
Speaker 1: it whol red to match my mom. Grandma did not

659
00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:47,920
Speaker 1: like this. Oh no, she did not.

660
00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:48,520
Speaker 2: She didn't.

661
00:29:48,920 --> 00:29:50,760
Speaker 1: She said I looked even more like a man and

662
00:29:50,840 --> 00:29:53,880
Speaker 1: a log. Uh a log, that's what she said. Earlier.

663
00:29:53,920 --> 00:29:55,720
Speaker 1: You looked like I am in a log in that dress.

664
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Speaker 2: Hope you can't catch a break with his grandma. Man.

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Speaker 1: She called me a slur and the to know why

666
00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:04,280
Speaker 1: I had done something so drastic without her, without consulting her.

667
00:30:04,320 --> 00:30:05,040
Speaker 1: Now I'm curious that.

668
00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:06,960
Speaker 2: She's being homophoony. It was probably called her a deesler

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Speaker 2: because she's saying that she looks like a man. Notice phobia,

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Speaker 2: Grandma not cool.

671
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Speaker 1: I thought it was something with the red hair ginger. Yeah,

672
00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:17,880
Speaker 1: isn't that a slur? No, noted, that's not a slur. Guys.

673
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Speaker 1: I took in her comments about my hair and stride

674
00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:23,120
Speaker 1: and ignored her. One of the most positives of being deaf,

675
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Speaker 1: I just can turn off my hair. Notes. Oh, this

676
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Speaker 1: was also deaf.

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Speaker 2: Oh, you're just like, she's like running away. You're like,

678
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Speaker 2: uh huh uh.

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00:30:31,240 --> 00:30:33,720
Speaker 1: She's like, dude, that's crazy. It's also crazy. Didn't mention

680
00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:35,239
Speaker 1: it earlier? Right? Yeah? She never?

681
00:30:35,320 --> 00:30:36,280
Speaker 2: I mean, I guess it wasn't.

682
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Speaker 1: Religiant until now. Dang. Finally I didn't have to see

683
00:30:39,480 --> 00:30:42,120
Speaker 1: her again until the wedding. Once everything was finalized, I

684
00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:44,560
Speaker 1: was done dealing with her. The wedding day arrived, Grandma

685
00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:48,080
Speaker 1: complained about the decorations, saying everything was too vintache. She

686
00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:50,960
Speaker 1: complained that the hotel wasn't a church. How dare my

687
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Speaker 1: stepmom not getting married in the church. It was held

688
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Speaker 1: at the Landmark in American, Michigan. If you're wondering, I

689
00:30:56,880 --> 00:31:00,240
Speaker 1: ignored her comments and didn't bother telling my dad or stem.

690
00:31:00,280 --> 00:31:02,840
Speaker 1: I just wanted things to go smoothly. We went to

691
00:31:02,880 --> 00:31:05,160
Speaker 1: get our hair done and while I was in the chair,

692
00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:08,320
Speaker 1: I could hear my grandma complaining about how I destroyed

693
00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:11,080
Speaker 1: my hair. My step mom shut her up and change

694
00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:14,280
Speaker 1: the subject. Nice step mom, she's batting for you.

695
00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:14,600
Speaker 4: Man.

696
00:31:14,680 --> 00:31:16,680
Speaker 2: She's like, you know what fought up, Grandma, that's my

697
00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:18,479
Speaker 2: that's my stepdaughter. Shut up.

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00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:20,760
Speaker 1: During the wedding, everything was real, definitely quiet with her.

699
00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:25,200
Speaker 1: A few comments here and there, but she was almost nice.

700
00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:29,720
Speaker 2: She's about to start something, man, she's planning something.

701
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:32,480
Speaker 1: She almost said, you look great, Opie.

702
00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:37,280
Speaker 2: She was like, you look, you look OPI. She was like,

703
00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:39,000
Speaker 2: you know what, that's the nicest thing she's ever said

704
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:39,200
Speaker 2: to me.

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00:31:39,560 --> 00:31:42,680
Speaker 1: You look. Oh, that's great.

706
00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:45,280
Speaker 2: During the wedding, what it came, Kimberly finds this is

707
00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:47,320
Speaker 2: get rid of the most vintage thing. Grandma.

708
00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:50,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, bye uh dust in the wind.

709
00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:56,920
Speaker 1: Just when it came time to put on the dress,

710
00:31:57,000 --> 00:32:00,160
Speaker 1: we realized I had the wrong size pancy hose. We

711
00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:02,760
Speaker 1: had accidentally bought a child's sign to large instead of

712
00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:05,840
Speaker 1: a women's large. Ooh, it would be quite it's embarrassing.

713
00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:08,880
Speaker 1: I was like remembering the times to put panti hoose

714
00:32:08,920 --> 00:32:11,120
Speaker 1: in my head as a kid while doing my mom's laundry,

715
00:32:11,240 --> 00:32:14,560
Speaker 1: and we were like, we're gonna rob you.

716
00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:17,760
Speaker 2: I did it, guys, I did it. She's back. I

717
00:32:17,840 --> 00:32:18,360
Speaker 2: did it.

718
00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:20,960
Speaker 1: I was just going to go without them, since the

719
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:24,200
Speaker 1: skirt was long enough, but grandma offered me a pair

720
00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:26,600
Speaker 1: of hers with the comment, I highly doubt they'll fit

721
00:32:26,680 --> 00:32:29,440
Speaker 1: someone in your size, but you can try. They fit.

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00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:32,040
Speaker 1: The wedding went smoothly. She didn't wear white, but she

723
00:32:32,120 --> 00:32:36,080
Speaker 1: dressed like she was going to a funeral. Uh, I

724
00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:40,400
Speaker 1: can't believe my son an extremist grandmother here.

725
00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:42,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's like, I only do white and black. Okay,

726
00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:44,320
Speaker 2: I'll do this great, you can have you can have

727
00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:47,440
Speaker 2: funeral or me also going to the wedding as the

728
00:32:47,480 --> 00:32:51,440
Speaker 2: bride and that's it. Take your pick. I don't do color, okay.

729
00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:54,800
Speaker 1: As if she were mourning and not attending her son's wedding.

730
00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:58,360
Speaker 2: And Bellas's butter pantiose, they're like, uh, sheer tights I got,

731
00:32:58,560 --> 00:33:02,000
Speaker 2: or like like nude tights basically like clearer tights.

732
00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:05,000
Speaker 1: What I thought everyone had, how every woman had no

733
00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:05,760
Speaker 1: do you have them.

734
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:09,080
Speaker 2: No, I have tights. I don't have like pantyhose are

735
00:33:09,160 --> 00:33:11,240
Speaker 2: usually thinner. It's just to kind of give you like

736
00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:15,440
Speaker 2: a nice color, like smooth, alright, smoothness on your legs.

737
00:33:15,640 --> 00:33:18,120
Speaker 1: Do you think all guys have a necklace with a

738
00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:20,160
Speaker 1: ring on it, a tie? Okay, a hat?

739
00:33:22,160 --> 00:33:22,840
Speaker 2: True? Probably.

740
00:33:22,920 --> 00:33:25,480
Speaker 1: At the reception, she made a few comments about how

741
00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:29,680
Speaker 1: I wasn't ladylike, you know, how I should have ordered

742
00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:32,480
Speaker 1: the oh little you know, she dropping hints there, opey.

743
00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:33,560
Speaker 2: Little did she know?

744
00:33:34,560 --> 00:33:36,640
Speaker 1: And how I should have ordered the salmon instead of

745
00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:38,960
Speaker 1: the steak, and I went on quietly. The reception was

746
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:42,000
Speaker 1: supposed to last until eleven pm, with an hour for cleanup.

747
00:33:42,040 --> 00:33:43,800
Speaker 2: That's such a weird that she's like, it's not a

748
00:33:43,880 --> 00:33:46,480
Speaker 2: lady night to eat steak, must eat salmon.

749
00:33:46,800 --> 00:33:49,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, I'm killing it. Man, you are killing it.

750
00:33:49,520 --> 00:33:51,360
Speaker 1: I just made me think of man because she likes

751
00:33:51,360 --> 00:33:53,480
Speaker 1: eating steak. I make and I missed or no, sorry,

752
00:33:53,520 --> 00:33:55,480
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I was just thinking of women

753
00:33:55,520 --> 00:33:59,280
Speaker 1: eating steak, and it takes I had to cookie gut

754
00:33:59,320 --> 00:34:01,280
Speaker 1: some one thing about me. I tend to go to

755
00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:03,680
Speaker 1: bed early around eight to nine pm, since we were

756
00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:06,200
Speaker 1: staying in the hotel. It wasn't like I had to

757
00:34:06,360 --> 00:34:08,799
Speaker 1: walk or drive anywhere. I mentioned wanted to go back

758
00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:11,640
Speaker 1: to the room to sleep, and my grandma denied me. Guys,

759
00:34:11,719 --> 00:34:14,239
Speaker 1: we will not deny you more stories just like this.

760
00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:16,440
Speaker 1: Where do you have to go, Sophia for more stories

761
00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:16,640
Speaker 1: like this?

762
00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:19,480
Speaker 2: Spotify, Apple podcast.

763
00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:22,279
Speaker 1: Or iHeartRadio or does the magic word they have to

764
00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:23,160
Speaker 1: type for their keyboard?

765
00:34:23,239 --> 00:34:24,560
Speaker 2: Okay, story time.

766
00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:26,839
Speaker 1: And what will be waiting for them right there?

767
00:34:27,160 --> 00:34:29,439
Speaker 2: Us and full episodes just with.

768
00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:31,640
Speaker 1: That, just like this and stories just like this. You

769
00:34:31,680 --> 00:34:33,919
Speaker 1: might hear different voices, but we're all in your head.

770
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:35,440
Speaker 1: And yes, we're real people.

771
00:34:35,520 --> 00:34:37,400
Speaker 2: We're real We're real people.

772
00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:40,680
Speaker 1: Okay, Yes, and any thoughts about this grandma?

773
00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:45,600
Speaker 2: Dude, this grandma is a nightmare. I would just like, honestly,

774
00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:47,560
Speaker 2: I would limit the amount of time you have to

775
00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:51,520
Speaker 2: talk to her. Yeah, Like, no one likes sir, so

776
00:34:51,640 --> 00:34:53,400
Speaker 2: can we just go kind of low contact?

777
00:34:53,680 --> 00:34:55,759
Speaker 1: I think that might be the best thing to do here.

778
00:34:55,880 --> 00:34:57,959
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's just so exhausting.

779
00:34:58,080 --> 00:35:00,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't get married as much too. Oh wait

780
00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:02,239
Speaker 1: and get married.

781
00:35:02,040 --> 00:35:04,640
Speaker 2: Don't get married so much. Don't invite her to the weddings.

782
00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:06,480
Speaker 1: I mean, you've had to go through this twice.

783
00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:06,920
Speaker 2: Yeah.

784
00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:10,520
Speaker 1: Eventually ten thirty rolled around and I was cranky and exhausted.

785
00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:13,239
Speaker 1: I've been awake since five am, about thirty am and

786
00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:15,440
Speaker 1: just wanted to sleep, so look someone I know. Grandma

787
00:35:15,640 --> 00:35:17,840
Speaker 1: finally told me I ought to be grateful to be

788
00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:19,799
Speaker 1: part of this wedding, that I should learn to be

789
00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:22,399
Speaker 1: more lady like now I should just stood up. Took

790
00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:24,880
Speaker 1: me crying and begging before my stepmom stepped in and

791
00:35:24,920 --> 00:35:26,600
Speaker 1: told her to give me a room key so I

792
00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:28,720
Speaker 1: could go to bed. Finally changed and went to sleep,

793
00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:30,520
Speaker 1: only to have the worst night of the rest of

794
00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:33,480
Speaker 1: my life because Grandma kept waking me up, woke me

795
00:35:33,560 --> 00:35:36,359
Speaker 1: up at eleven, helped clean, and then almost every day

796
00:35:36,520 --> 00:35:39,680
Speaker 1: hour after that, tell me to turn around, tell me

797
00:35:39,719 --> 00:35:42,840
Speaker 1: to stop snoring. I was exhausted and I and slept

798
00:35:42,920 --> 00:35:45,200
Speaker 1: the entire seven and a half hour car ride home.

799
00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:49,040
Speaker 2: Leave this girl alone, yeah, yeah, please leave her alone.

800
00:35:50,239 --> 00:35:53,120
Speaker 1: Apart from her, everything else in the wedding was beautiful

801
00:35:53,239 --> 00:35:56,239
Speaker 1: and fantastic. Thank you for hearing my ranting. I apologizing

802
00:35:56,280 --> 00:35:59,040
Speaker 1: for femanting, spelling. Dyslexia and all that jazz as a

803
00:35:59,080 --> 00:36:02,480
Speaker 1: dyslexic person was probably the easiest story I've read all week.

804
00:36:02,600 --> 00:36:07,240
Speaker 2: Surprised. Man, oh man, God, dude, your grandma is a stinker.

805
00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:11,040
Speaker 1: There's a special place for this grandma. Don't nowhere the DMV.

806
00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:14,520
Speaker 3: Oh wow, that's the worst thing.

807
00:36:14,480 --> 00:36:14,640
Speaker 2: You know.

808
00:36:14,800 --> 00:36:16,880
Speaker 1: I think this grandma does deserve to like sit at

809
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:18,200
Speaker 1: DMV for three d days.

810
00:36:18,080 --> 00:36:20,319
Speaker 2: Which she just has to stay at the DMV. That's

811
00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:21,040
Speaker 2: her punishment.

812
00:36:21,120 --> 00:36:23,319
Speaker 1: She just has to sit there and wait and get

813
00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:24,640
Speaker 1: hurt and then get her license.

814
00:36:24,680 --> 00:36:26,759
Speaker 2: And they call her up and they're like, oh, you're

815
00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:28,920
Speaker 2: missing some documents, so you have to go back and

816
00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:29,359
Speaker 2: get them.

817
00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:32,080
Speaker 1: And she's like what And she goes back, comes back.

818
00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:33,560
Speaker 3: And she does the test and she misses it by

819
00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:34,320
Speaker 3: one question.

820
00:36:34,520 --> 00:36:37,919
Speaker 2: It's just like and they're like sorry and again.

821
00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:44,480
Speaker 1: Guys have got some more stories here. Whoa Josephine Mandlo

822
00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:47,560
Speaker 1: Miller pain Donner has donated five bucks. Can we just

823
00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:50,080
Speaker 1: show some love for Riley because in his moments like

824
00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:52,919
Speaker 1: this you can truly see his emotional intelligence. He says

825
00:36:52,920 --> 00:36:55,719
Speaker 1: some wildly out of pocket things sometimes and sometimes he

826
00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:58,560
Speaker 1: sounds like he has the wisdom and life experience of

827
00:36:58,560 --> 00:36:59,480
Speaker 1: an eighty year old man.

828
00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:00,000
Speaker 2: True.

829
00:37:00,280 --> 00:37:02,879
Speaker 1: Thank you, Josepha. That is probably the nicest thing you've

830
00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:03,640
Speaker 1: ever said this?

831
00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:06,280
Speaker 2: See earn. What should you do if you meet a giant?

832
00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:07,480
Speaker 2: Use big words?

833
00:37:07,840 --> 00:37:10,520
Speaker 1: Joke for the tomlet. Why was the belt arrested for

834
00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:11,800
Speaker 1: holding up a pair of pants?

835
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:15,200
Speaker 2: He cut terrain, Get off to a news start, come

836
00:37:15,200 --> 00:37:15,920
Speaker 2: out of your.

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00:37:15,760 --> 00:37:18,879
Speaker 1: Shell, Josephine says, thank you for the sixty five sec

838
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:24,279
Speaker 1: Grandma only dresses in PD borderline only black or white, Cordy.

839
00:37:24,040 --> 00:37:26,000
Speaker 2: Fay, did you hear about the bossy man of the

840
00:37:26,040 --> 00:37:27,880
Speaker 2: bar he ordered everyone around?

841
00:37:28,160 --> 00:37:30,319
Speaker 1: And purple Trader? Thanks for the three bucks and the

842
00:37:30,480 --> 00:37:32,399
Speaker 1: pair punching the air, Cordy Fay.

843
00:37:32,440 --> 00:37:34,200
Speaker 2: At this very moment, you can change the rest of

844
00:37:34,239 --> 00:37:37,000
Speaker 2: your life. Rena or Rena. I was excited to hear

845
00:37:37,080 --> 00:37:40,080
Speaker 2: Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned

846
00:37:40,080 --> 00:37:43,680
Speaker 2: they wouldn't support windows and pursy agreebo what's the difference

847
00:37:43,680 --> 00:37:46,280
Speaker 2: between the bird flu and the swine flu? One requires

848
00:37:46,320 --> 00:37:47,840
Speaker 2: tweatment and the other in a wakment?

849
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Speaker 1: Wow boom, that was great. All right, guys, we got

850
00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:54,520
Speaker 1: we got a story for the queen. Sorry, friend, I'm

851
00:37:54,520 --> 00:37:55,960
Speaker 1: sorry I didn't have al ready. Please don't hurt me,

852
00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:59,000
Speaker 1: Please don't art me. Sofia tries to get in some

853
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:03,560
Speaker 1: some punches whenever you can. He's like Riley a small

854
00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:06,600
Speaker 1: alarm clock breaking up with the concussion.

855
00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:08,560
Speaker 2: That's terrible.

856
00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:14,080
Speaker 1: This is not true, not true groundhog Day, but the DMV. Okay,

857
00:38:14,239 --> 00:38:14,839
Speaker 1: I'll take that.

858
00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:16,440
Speaker 3: That sounds awful.

859
00:38:16,840 --> 00:38:18,680
Speaker 2: Oh my god, groundhog Day with the DMV.

860
00:38:19,120 --> 00:38:21,359
Speaker 1: But you could just leave the DMB Randy, Joe. Would

861
00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:23,879
Speaker 1: it be okay for you to show the drawings, show

862
00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:26,440
Speaker 1: chat the drawings? Yeah, you can show chat the drawings.

863
00:38:26,520 --> 00:38:27,319
Speaker 1: Oh do you want us to?

864
00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:30,239
Speaker 2: Let's do it. Hey, it's sam' your og host here

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Speaker 1: They're taking theirselves out of the equation.

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Speaker 2: Ye take the trash out. So back in twenty twenty two,

870
00:38:45,239 --> 00:38:47,160
Speaker 2: we moved out of state where my family and most

871
00:38:47,160 --> 00:38:49,200
Speaker 2: of my husband's family lived, to another state to be

872
00:38:49,239 --> 00:38:53,759
Speaker 2: closer to his evil dad and the weicked witch of

873
00:38:53,800 --> 00:38:56,000
Speaker 2: the West. By the way, this comes from Kate the

874
00:38:56,040 --> 00:38:58,759
Speaker 2: Great on the ar slash Shoky Storytime Separate it. So

875
00:38:58,960 --> 00:39:01,960
Speaker 2: we packed up everything and our baby girl to relocate

876
00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:05,319
Speaker 2: to be closer to family who we thought cared about us.

877
00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:09,640
Speaker 2: Will you lot hint we cared about you. Father in

878
00:39:09,719 --> 00:39:12,239
Speaker 2: law bought a condo in this state, one hour away

879
00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:14,560
Speaker 2: from his house to play bridge with old folks. He

880
00:39:14,640 --> 00:39:16,719
Speaker 2: said we could live there with the stipulation that we

881
00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:19,320
Speaker 2: had to attend monthly finance classes, which he was in

882
00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:22,760
Speaker 2: charge of. We could disagree or agree with any advice given,

883
00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:25,399
Speaker 2: we just had to attend, and the father in law

884
00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:27,880
Speaker 2: did that okay. At first father in law agreed to

885
00:39:27,920 --> 00:39:30,560
Speaker 2: pay to break our lease and cover all moving costs.

886
00:39:30,640 --> 00:39:32,440
Speaker 2: It slipped his mind the week of the move, but

887
00:39:32,560 --> 00:39:35,000
Speaker 2: my husband let it go because he just wanted everything

888
00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:37,600
Speaker 2: to start with a clean slate. I, however, kept a

889
00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:39,680
Speaker 2: mental note of it. The day of our move, after

890
00:39:39,760 --> 00:39:42,760
Speaker 2: packing the huge moving truck, our car, and our baby,

891
00:39:42,840 --> 00:39:45,359
Speaker 2: we started on our way for a several hour car

892
00:39:45,480 --> 00:39:48,120
Speaker 2: ride to the condo. We were ten minutes away from

893
00:39:48,160 --> 00:39:52,520
Speaker 2: our new home when we hydroplaned o. The accident was minor.

894
00:39:52,760 --> 00:39:54,880
Speaker 2: We just jumped a curb. No one was hurt and

895
00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:57,759
Speaker 2: the accident didn't involve any other cars. Note we are

896
00:39:57,880 --> 00:40:00,440
Speaker 2: one car family, so my s SO doesn't drive for

897
00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:03,799
Speaker 2: personal reasons. This has never bothered me and never will

898
00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:06,720
Speaker 2: because I get extremely carsick if I'm not buying the wheel.

899
00:40:06,760 --> 00:40:10,440
Speaker 2: We finally get home unpacked, call insurance, et cetera. We

900
00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:12,319
Speaker 2: had to drive a rental for one month as my

901
00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:15,000
Speaker 2: car is getting fixed. At the first financial meeting, my

902
00:40:15,040 --> 00:40:17,400
Speaker 2: father in law lays into me about how if I

903
00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:20,800
Speaker 2: hadn't used Google Maps and followed his directions and shed

904
00:40:20,880 --> 00:40:22,840
Speaker 2: that the action would have ever happened.

905
00:40:23,040 --> 00:40:24,840
Speaker 1: I will agree with that Google Maps is kind of

906
00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:26,440
Speaker 1: whack sometimes, but how would that?

907
00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:29,320
Speaker 2: How does that even make sense? The hydroplane, they didn't

908
00:40:29,480 --> 00:40:30,520
Speaker 2: take a wrong turn.

909
00:40:30,760 --> 00:40:33,680
Speaker 1: Guess who knows about puddles in the road? Apple? Apple

910
00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:36,200
Speaker 1: Maps ways it detects puddles on the road.

911
00:40:36,239 --> 00:40:37,640
Speaker 2: I'm trying to remember if Apples ever does.

912
00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:41,960
Speaker 1: I was like, what, ye okay, because they have apple

913
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:44,439
Speaker 1: and apples come from water, so thus they know where

914
00:40:44,440 --> 00:40:45,920
Speaker 1: all the water is in the roads.

915
00:40:45,920 --> 00:40:48,279
Speaker 2: Interesting, dang, I could have gotten away with it, Yeah,

916
00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:52,839
Speaker 2: I was like, whattect bottles? He said? There are only

917
00:40:52,880 --> 00:40:55,360
Speaker 2: two people I will never ride with in a car again,

918
00:40:55,560 --> 00:40:58,319
Speaker 2: my eighty three year old mom and you meaning me.

919
00:40:58,520 --> 00:41:00,480
Speaker 2: I'm a twenty six year old female who drives a

920
00:41:00,480 --> 00:41:02,799
Speaker 2: manual and I've been driving since I could get behind

921
00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:03,480
Speaker 2: the wheel of a car.

922
00:41:03,600 --> 00:41:05,000
Speaker 1: Dude, sounds like baby driver to me.

923
00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:08,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, Oh he's you doubt my driving. My husband and

924
00:41:08,520 --> 00:41:11,160
Speaker 2: I were shocked. Bada Lah continued to say, oh, I

925
00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:13,360
Speaker 2: needed to stop being a stay at o mom. I

926
00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:15,839
Speaker 2: could stop being lazy and actually help my husband earn

927
00:41:15,920 --> 00:41:18,400
Speaker 2: money for our household. He also said, there's no reason

928
00:41:18,480 --> 00:41:21,200
Speaker 2: for Zzodor not to drive. He needs his license. This

929
00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:23,680
Speaker 2: pile of crab a person did not hold back, just

930
00:41:23,719 --> 00:41:25,640
Speaker 2: been on and on about how it's my fault. We

931
00:41:25,719 --> 00:41:27,680
Speaker 2: had to pay a thousand plus dollars on a car

932
00:41:27,719 --> 00:41:30,719
Speaker 2: rental car repairs, uber fees, et cetera for the last

933
00:41:30,719 --> 00:41:33,680
Speaker 2: month because of the accident. The insurance company and my

934
00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:36,800
Speaker 2: husband both said that I did everything to prevent what happened.

935
00:41:36,840 --> 00:41:39,279
Speaker 2: I was even going way below the speed limit while

936
00:41:39,280 --> 00:41:41,520
Speaker 2: it was raining. It was, without a doubt, one hundred

937
00:41:41,560 --> 00:41:44,480
Speaker 2: percent out of my control. Any who, the meeting ends

938
00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:46,759
Speaker 2: with not much else said, and they leave. One of

939
00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:48,920
Speaker 2: the other rules to us living in their new space

940
00:41:49,080 --> 00:41:51,120
Speaker 2: is that we can't bring out one and a half

941
00:41:51,239 --> 00:41:54,240
Speaker 2: year old into the complex pool well because that wasn't

942
00:41:54,320 --> 00:41:57,400
Speaker 2: ridden in our lease and it's not in the building

943
00:41:57,480 --> 00:42:00,640
Speaker 2: some lease. I decided, after this one sided sc reming match,

944
00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:02,680
Speaker 2: to do it anyway. Keep in mind, we did have

945
00:42:02,680 --> 00:42:05,319
Speaker 2: a twelve month written lease with father in law and

946
00:42:05,360 --> 00:42:07,400
Speaker 2: the building his condo is in. So I take her

947
00:42:07,480 --> 00:42:10,080
Speaker 2: daughter swimming as a quiet f you because he's not

948
00:42:10,120 --> 00:42:12,799
Speaker 2: gonna know. It's fine. One day, I'm uploading photos on

949
00:42:12,840 --> 00:42:16,880
Speaker 2: our family shared album and accidentally add a photo of

950
00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:20,799
Speaker 2: us at the pool. Oh did you told on yourself?

951
00:42:21,120 --> 00:42:22,319
Speaker 1: Oh?

952
00:42:22,360 --> 00:42:26,359
Speaker 2: My father in law instantly calls myso and curses him out, saying, oh,

953
00:42:26,360 --> 00:42:29,200
Speaker 2: I'm disrespectful and ungrateful that I did this on purpose,

954
00:42:29,360 --> 00:42:31,880
Speaker 2: and that I'm now, after just one kicked out of

955
00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:35,759
Speaker 2: all the financial meetings because I can't be trusted. Thank goodness.

956
00:42:36,040 --> 00:42:38,239
Speaker 2: I didn't want to get crap on or listen to

957
00:42:38,280 --> 00:42:40,720
Speaker 2: his crap anyway. So life goes on with a slap

958
00:42:40,760 --> 00:42:44,160
Speaker 2: of the wrist and no more pool. That is according

959
00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:46,440
Speaker 2: to my father in law. I keep going anyways, nice,

960
00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:48,759
Speaker 2: just don't send him more pictures of shit. I have

961
00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:51,880
Speaker 2: since befriended most of the neighbors we have, all elderly,

962
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:55,080
Speaker 2: all nice. Everyone simply adores our baby and everything is

963
00:42:55,120 --> 00:42:57,920
Speaker 2: going good. One day, I'm in the lobby library reading

964
00:42:58,080 --> 00:43:00,719
Speaker 2: talking to the president of h AWAY and that there's

965
00:43:00,719 --> 00:43:03,960
Speaker 2: been light miscommunication about the pool and baby. She laughs,

966
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:07,000
Speaker 2: probably because she's gone swimming up with us multiple times

967
00:43:07,080 --> 00:43:10,560
Speaker 2: and asks what's going on. Well, the flood gates open.

968
00:43:10,719 --> 00:43:14,080
Speaker 2: I tell her everything, leaving no stone unturned. I had

969
00:43:14,160 --> 00:43:18,040
Speaker 2: extreme postpartum depression, so I was extremely emotional at the time,

970
00:43:18,320 --> 00:43:20,960
Speaker 2: in a news state, with no friends and no knowledge

971
00:43:20,960 --> 00:43:23,479
Speaker 2: about the area we were in. She was shocked. She said,

972
00:43:23,480 --> 00:43:25,640
Speaker 2: at the next HOA meetings she would cast a vote

973
00:43:25,640 --> 00:43:28,600
Speaker 2: for the only rule written in nineteen seventy nine. No joke.

974
00:43:28,640 --> 00:43:32,200
Speaker 2: They have an edited leases in that long regarding small children.

975
00:43:32,400 --> 00:43:35,319
Speaker 2: It literally says no children in regular diapers can enter

976
00:43:35,360 --> 00:43:37,520
Speaker 2: the pool. She said. My grandchildren come over all the

977
00:43:37,560 --> 00:43:40,520
Speaker 2: time with swim diapers. Oh well, this rule was written

978
00:43:40,560 --> 00:43:44,200
Speaker 2: before swim diapers were widely circulated. Of course, you're all welcome.

979
00:43:44,360 --> 00:43:45,839
Speaker 2: This was like a breath of fresh air.

980
00:43:46,120 --> 00:43:48,719
Speaker 1: Okay, we're starting to see a little lot a tone.

981
00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:51,399
Speaker 2: So fast forward another month. My s O and father

982
00:43:51,440 --> 00:43:53,719
Speaker 2: in law are having their first solo meeting. Apparently the

983
00:43:53,880 --> 00:43:56,120
Speaker 2: HOA president caught father in law on his way up

984
00:43:56,160 --> 00:43:58,600
Speaker 2: the elevator and cleared the air about the pool situation.

985
00:43:58,719 --> 00:44:01,040
Speaker 2: When he arrived at our door, he grabbed us out,

986
00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:03,759
Speaker 2: took him on the back deck, then laid into him

987
00:44:03,760 --> 00:44:05,880
Speaker 2: like there was no tomorrow, stating that he thought he

988
00:44:05,920 --> 00:44:08,399
Speaker 2: made himself perfectly clear. There was to be no more

989
00:44:08,440 --> 00:44:11,520
Speaker 2: swimming at all by anyone. Now, by anyone. Now, you

990
00:44:11,600 --> 00:44:14,799
Speaker 2: can't tell them to not swim at the You don't

991
00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:17,279
Speaker 2: own the pool. You literally don't own the pool. You

992
00:44:17,320 --> 00:44:18,600
Speaker 2: can't tell them not to swim.

993
00:44:18,719 --> 00:44:20,399
Speaker 1: Hey, it's John here, og host of the show. We're

994
00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:22,000
Speaker 1: gonna get back to these juicy stories. But here's a

995
00:44:22,080 --> 00:44:24,960
Speaker 1: quick three minutes of ads from our sponsors. What is

996
00:44:25,520 --> 00:44:28,479
Speaker 1: this person's like authority over the pool?

997
00:44:28,480 --> 00:44:31,080
Speaker 2: Again, he's the land he's so this is their father

998
00:44:31,120 --> 00:44:32,560
Speaker 2: in law who is the landlord?

999
00:44:32,680 --> 00:44:33,320
Speaker 1: Got it okay?

1000
00:44:33,360 --> 00:44:35,120
Speaker 2: But there is like I think it's like they own

1001
00:44:35,120 --> 00:44:38,520
Speaker 2: a complex or they own a what's the word, uh,

1002
00:44:38,560 --> 00:44:42,120
Speaker 2: not an apartment, but at no like you know when

1003
00:44:42,160 --> 00:44:44,799
Speaker 2: you can own like a bil like a specific apartment

1004
00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:47,440
Speaker 2: in the complex whatever that's called. I can't remember the word,

1005
00:44:47,560 --> 00:44:49,360
Speaker 2: but it seems like that's the situation. And then the

1006
00:44:49,440 --> 00:44:53,040
Speaker 2: complex has its own pool. But he isn't on the pool?

1007
00:44:53,160 --> 00:44:53,440
Speaker 1: Weird?

1008
00:44:53,640 --> 00:44:56,759
Speaker 2: Did I care? No? Because legally, by either lease, he

1009
00:44:56,800 --> 00:44:59,239
Speaker 2: had no grounds to a victis from the property he

1010
00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:02,319
Speaker 2: was letting us rend so hat. He was so red

1011
00:45:02,320 --> 00:45:05,120
Speaker 2: with anger, but I was too, mixed drinks ahead of

1012
00:45:05,160 --> 00:45:08,239
Speaker 2: him and feeling pretty great. Like I had condo. Thank you,

1013
00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:09,440
Speaker 2: that was the word I was looking for.

1014
00:45:09,600 --> 00:45:11,560
Speaker 1: We're looking for condo. I thought you just said condo.

1015
00:45:11,719 --> 00:45:13,640
Speaker 2: No, I said complex. Condo is the word I was

1016
00:45:13,640 --> 00:45:15,840
Speaker 2: looking for, Like I had just won the first of

1017
00:45:15,880 --> 00:45:18,680
Speaker 2: many family fights. As more and more crazy things like

1018
00:45:18,680 --> 00:45:21,759
Speaker 2: that started to unfold, my husband slowly started to be

1019
00:45:21,840 --> 00:45:24,200
Speaker 2: on my side. Finally. You would think that he would

1020
00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:26,960
Speaker 2: have realized, you know, that his father was being crazy

1021
00:45:27,040 --> 00:45:30,120
Speaker 2: way before. In their little meetings, his dad continued to

1022
00:45:30,160 --> 00:45:32,239
Speaker 2: crap on me for not having a job. Oh, she

1023
00:45:32,320 --> 00:45:34,200
Speaker 2: could work from home. It's not like she's been doing

1024
00:45:34,280 --> 00:45:36,879
Speaker 2: anything during the day anyway, It would be easy, says

1025
00:45:36,880 --> 00:45:39,760
Speaker 2: father in law. Oh, I'm sorry. He is cooking breakfast, lunch, dinner,

1026
00:45:39,880 --> 00:45:42,840
Speaker 2: making baby food, cleaning the house, making sure our budget

1027
00:45:42,920 --> 00:45:45,600
Speaker 2: not the crappy came up with is follow grocery shopping,

1028
00:45:45,719 --> 00:45:48,680
Speaker 2: doing laundry, dishes, and spending time teaching and loving our

1029
00:45:48,719 --> 00:45:51,000
Speaker 2: baby not enough for you. I think this is the

1030
00:45:51,120 --> 00:45:54,680
Speaker 2: husband saying that or something. No tough crap. Husband and

1031
00:45:54,719 --> 00:45:57,319
Speaker 2: I actually already agreed that I would be a stay

1032
00:45:57,320 --> 00:45:59,560
Speaker 2: at o mom and take care of literally everything else

1033
00:45:59,719 --> 00:46:02,000
Speaker 2: since we could afford it, ask forward more time, and

1034
00:46:02,040 --> 00:46:04,440
Speaker 2: we've been living at this place for only six months.

1035
00:46:04,520 --> 00:46:07,080
Speaker 2: Father in law gives husband homework for meetings that are

1036
00:46:07,120 --> 00:46:10,239
Speaker 2: all based on hypothetical nonsense, not even related to our

1037
00:46:10,280 --> 00:46:13,480
Speaker 2: real income or real budget changes due to due dates,

1038
00:46:13,719 --> 00:46:15,879
Speaker 2: tells his son he isn't serious about anything, and ends

1039
00:46:15,920 --> 00:46:18,440
Speaker 2: up cursing him out via email because we are stealing

1040
00:46:18,480 --> 00:46:20,759
Speaker 2: from them, We are ungrateful for anything that has been

1041
00:46:20,760 --> 00:46:23,080
Speaker 2: given to us, and we're both lazy sacks of crap

1042
00:46:23,080 --> 00:46:25,960
Speaker 2: and that we're horrible, terrible parents. Dude, If that doesn't

1043
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:28,719
Speaker 2: show the your husband how crazy his.

1044
00:46:28,719 --> 00:46:30,920
Speaker 1: Dad is, will you're blind?

1045
00:46:31,239 --> 00:46:32,960
Speaker 2: At this point, they are sick of us, and we're

1046
00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:35,440
Speaker 2: sick of them. Keep in mind that didn't pay for moving,

1047
00:46:35,560 --> 00:46:38,880
Speaker 2: breaking lease, moving on later, and we were paying them rent.

1048
00:46:39,200 --> 00:46:42,400
Speaker 2: We never asked for anything. Ever. All meetings put to

1049
00:46:42,440 --> 00:46:44,799
Speaker 2: an end and we decide to move out asap because

1050
00:46:44,800 --> 00:46:47,440
Speaker 2: we can't stand another word from this human being. So

1051
00:46:47,520 --> 00:46:50,160
Speaker 2: we move again, have to stay within this new state

1052
00:46:50,200 --> 00:46:53,279
Speaker 2: because my husband's new job is here. After other instances,

1053
00:46:53,520 --> 00:46:56,080
Speaker 2: lots of abuse and therapy, my husband and I are

1054
00:46:56,080 --> 00:46:58,600
Speaker 2: still doing great in our marriage and feel sorry for them.

1055
00:46:58,800 --> 00:47:02,280
Speaker 2: But from a long time distance and from a short

1056
00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:04,600
Speaker 2: distance or a long distance, you can listen to full

1057
00:47:04,680 --> 00:47:07,800
Speaker 2: episodes of stories just like this. Just go to Spotify,

1058
00:47:07,840 --> 00:47:10,640
Speaker 2: Apple Podcast, or your favorite podcast app and search up. Okay,

1059
00:47:10,640 --> 00:47:12,719
Speaker 2: story time, But there is a tenC bit left of

1060
00:47:12,760 --> 00:47:14,480
Speaker 2: the story. But do you have any thoughts?

1061
00:47:14,600 --> 00:47:17,799
Speaker 1: Katrina Rain, He's a control freak, Terra Rain, Terra Rain,

1062
00:47:18,080 --> 00:47:18,959
Speaker 1: He's a control freak.

1063
00:47:19,120 --> 00:47:21,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just kind of crazy that he thinks that.

1064
00:47:21,920 --> 00:47:25,160
Speaker 2: Like I understand if he has certain rules about his condo,

1065
00:47:25,360 --> 00:47:27,880
Speaker 2: but he can't make rules about a public pool. He

1066
00:47:27,960 --> 00:47:30,720
Speaker 2: can tell oh P the rules for the public pool,

1067
00:47:30,719 --> 00:47:33,080
Speaker 2: but it's really just up to the whoever's managing the pool,

1068
00:47:33,200 --> 00:47:34,320
Speaker 2: hence the word public.

1069
00:47:34,600 --> 00:47:36,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, yeah, can he can have his rules. Just

1070
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:37,680
Speaker 3: keep him to himself.

1071
00:47:37,800 --> 00:47:41,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, keep keep your hands for yourself easiest. There have

1072
00:47:41,800 --> 00:47:44,239
Speaker 2: since been things that I've been said in issues with

1073
00:47:44,320 --> 00:47:46,680
Speaker 2: these awful people, even one point where father in law

1074
00:47:46,719 --> 00:47:50,320
Speaker 2: contacted the FBI to report us for swimming even longer story,

1075
00:47:50,360 --> 00:47:51,880
Speaker 2: both of us can just laugh at all this and

1076
00:47:51,920 --> 00:47:54,400
Speaker 2: don't regret anything. We have zero contact with them for

1077
00:47:54,400 --> 00:47:57,800
Speaker 2: about a year now. Honestly probably a good idea. Feels great.

1078
00:47:58,040 --> 00:48:00,200
Speaker 2: We are still on the same state, but no or

1079
00:48:00,239 --> 00:48:02,960
Speaker 2: near them. They can keep that to Lulu, far far away.

1080
00:48:03,040 --> 00:48:05,160
Speaker 2: So all of this to say, I know crazy is

1081
00:48:05,160 --> 00:48:07,440
Speaker 2: crazy and it will come out eventually. But am I

1082
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Speaker 2: the ale for starting and being petty after I was

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Speaker 2: crapped on in the first meet And that is the

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Speaker 2: end of that story, not the aoil. Your in laws are.

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Speaker 1: Wacky and you and you deserve to live a loo life.

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Speaker 2: You deserve to swim with your child.

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Speaker 1: Oh everyone should have a pol day man.

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Speaker 2: That's the end of that story and the end of

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Speaker 2: this episode.

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Speaker 1: So if you love us, make sure to subscribe.

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Speaker 2: We love you and see you tomorrow.