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Speaker 1: This is old thing. Your heart is true, you are

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Speaker 1: pell and.

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Speaker 2: Right you a invited everyone pull mic just a little.

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Speaker 3: The biggest gift would be from me, and the car

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Speaker 3: detached would say thank you. Every iconic show has their

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Speaker 3: wacky cast of characters, and the Jubil Show is no different.

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Speaker 1: Why it's the Jewel Show with your drunken Mina Hi.

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Speaker 3: And then there's everybody's younger sister, Victoria Ramirez Hi. And

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Speaker 3: who could forget the newest member of the show, the

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Speaker 3: Hipti Vorsee, who loves scrolling on Hinge almost.

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Speaker 1: As much as he loves his college age daughter. Producer Freeze,

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Speaker 1: Good morning. And then there's me.

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Speaker 3: I'm Jewbel and this is the Jewbil Show, and it's

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Speaker 3: the time week where we check in and see what's

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Speaker 3: going on in our lives.

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Speaker 1: So Nina was up with you this week?

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Speaker 2: I think I've made a little bit of a commitment

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Speaker 2: and this is a good thing. So I don't know

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Speaker 2: if you know this about me, but I've moved four

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Speaker 2: times in the last five years. Actually a lot more

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Speaker 2: than that if you add on more years. But this

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Speaker 2: is very exciting because I just got a.

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Speaker 1: New couch shape and it feels really good because we

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Speaker 1: have new energy.

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Speaker 2: I got rid of all of the old stuff because

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Speaker 2: my life was pretty much in storage for three years. Also, man,

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Speaker 2: it's very complicated. Maybe just simplify this. I used sage.

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Speaker 2: I got all the bad energy out. I have a

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Speaker 2: new couch, and basically when I walk into my place,

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Speaker 2: I feel like a new personne Yeah, and the couch

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Speaker 2: I bought new. But that's the commitment, you know what

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Speaker 2: I'm saying. It costs a lot to get a couch.

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Speaker 2: You're saying, I'm saying, this is my spot right now.

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Speaker 1: I'm committing it to it.

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Speaker 3: Like it's the human equivalent of peeing on something like that.

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Speaker 1: You got your couch in there, it's like you pete

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Speaker 1: on it exactly. You let Ikea my Mark Victoria was

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Speaker 1: up with you this week?

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Speaker 4: Well, guys, do you remember last week? I think it happened.

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Speaker 4: We got an email or a few weeks whatever it was.

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Speaker 4: We got an email from someone about possibly doing like

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Speaker 4: a live event with them. Yes, okay, we thought we

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Speaker 4: had like been responding back and forth to them because

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Speaker 4: it was a person who's like pretty big on like

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Speaker 4: you want to.

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Speaker 1: Say, their name is weird?

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Speaker 4: Okay? It with benany Frankel.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a real housewife. You don't know who she is,

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Speaker 1: and she's been on TikTok. But I don't know if

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Speaker 1: Victoria is being secretive about it. I don't know why either.

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Speaker 1: I didn't mean to be protecting privacy.

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Speaker 3: Well, okay, so they asked us to do to like

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Speaker 3: come on her Instagram and then do like an interview thing.

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Speaker 4: Yes, and we had to do a tech check. So

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Speaker 4: Jubil and I did a tech tech tech check the

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Speaker 4: other day and I couldn't long on our Instagram. I

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Speaker 4: couldn't figure out why. Mind you turned out it was

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Speaker 4: only a button was impressling. So I'm like, my bad.

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Speaker 1: We could have done the whole time. Yeah, we could definitely,

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Speaker 1: but she tost you a couple A good thing we

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Speaker 1: didn't becau.

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Speaker 4: I was talking to someone who works in social media yesterday.

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Speaker 4: It was a scam.

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Speaker 1: Ud like. She's like, well, did they come from like

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Speaker 1: a Gmail?

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Speaker 4: And I'm like, yeah, this guy's femail and she goes,

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Speaker 4: they what did today?

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Speaker 1: And I just telling her and she.

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Speaker 4: Goes, that's a scam yet trying to hack our Instagram?

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Speaker 4: And thankfully because I didn't.

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Speaker 1: Press the button, because you didn't know to press the

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Speaker 1: button they put into the job.

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Speaker 4: They messaged me yesterday asked about like, hey can you

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Speaker 4: well now, I'm like, you wasted my time, so always yours.

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Speaker 4: So that I responded and I told him like, Okay,

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Speaker 4: I think we got it all fixed. I think we'll

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Speaker 4: check again. But also, would she liked to come on

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Speaker 4: our podcast? Would be so cool. We can offer her this.

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Speaker 4: We will only payment up front, but what are your thoughts?

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Speaker 4: Responded yet, But I keep this going for a few weeks.

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Speaker 1: Hey, that's good that we didn't know how to get on.

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Speaker 1: I was like, oh gosh, things work for a reason.

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Speaker 1: It's crazy.

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Speaker 5: Wow, you I got a memo on my door yesterday

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Speaker 5: telling me that I have forty eight hours before.

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Speaker 1: They're going to come into my apartment and check the

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Speaker 1: fire alarm.

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Speaker 5: Oh good, And I don't like that, Like, this is

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Speaker 5: the first time I've been in a situation where I've

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Speaker 5: had an apartment complex where I've had something like this happen,

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Speaker 5: and it feels evasive to me.

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Speaker 2: They're building, so they have the right to do that,

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Speaker 2: and they're making sure that it works in their place.

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Speaker 2: Actually I don't know all the legalities behind it, but

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Speaker 2: they get to come in and out all the time.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just weird.

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Speaker 5: I just feel like I should hide all my valuables,

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Speaker 5: like I feel weird about it.

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Speaker 1: Just make it worth their time. What do you mean

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Speaker 1: open the door? Like, oh, I just got on the show.

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Speaker 1: That's something about that. Part of the change.

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Speaker 5: Part of the issue though, is that they're doing it

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Speaker 5: in hours that I'm probably not going to be there.

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Speaker 1: That's the problem. That's that's where it feels weird today. Off,

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Speaker 1: just go shopping, get some weird stuff and yeah, just

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Speaker 1: be on the couch waiting for you. What's going over

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Speaker 1: with you?

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Speaker 3: Well, I think my neighbors, Like I know that my

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Speaker 3: neighbors think I'm weird, But now I'm wondering if they

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Speaker 3: might want to like call the authorities on me. Okay,

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Speaker 3: So I have a stop sign right outside of my house,

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Speaker 3: right on the street that we're on, and there's like

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Speaker 3: a text message group with all the neighbors and they

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Speaker 3: text all the time and they're like, Hey, do you

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Speaker 3: want to come over and we're having this party on Saturday.

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Speaker 1: How many times have you come over? Jewel zero? Thanks

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Speaker 1: for including me.

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Speaker 3: But the other day I stole the stop sign. That's

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Speaker 3: outside of my house, like for what reason? It was

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Speaker 3: kind of dangling and I wanted to use it for something,

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Speaker 3: so I like the stop sing And there was a

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Speaker 3: text message that the next day did anybody see who

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Speaker 3: stole the stop sign? And then there was like this

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Speaker 3: whole thread about like how upset they are that somebody

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Speaker 3: stole the stop stop side.

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Speaker 1: Time.

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Speaker 3: I hope they don't talk to the dog walker dude

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Speaker 3: that I have come during the show to walk my

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Speaker 3: dog because the stop sign is like right when you

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Speaker 3: enter the house, you can see the stop sign all,

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Speaker 3: so I stole it don't park do not park sign?

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Speaker 4: Why?

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Speaker 3: So like he's just seeing signs pile up so like

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Speaker 3: he could incriminate me.

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Speaker 1: So I shouldn't set those things right where people can

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Speaker 1: see it. Should be a little more stealth or do

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Speaker 1: not steal them?

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Speaker 2: Well, if you were to use them for like art

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Speaker 2: or something hypothetically speaking, would you get in trouble for

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Speaker 2: that yet?

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Speaker 1: But if you were to display at his art, they

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Speaker 1: don't know I could have paid for it. Ye be

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Speaker 1: a fake, not a real stop sign. What's that called

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Speaker 1: three D printing? Did you have to steal a stop

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Speaker 1: sign because I want to use it? For art thing

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Speaker 1: told you.

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Speaker 3: And so I've been wanting to take that stop sign

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Speaker 3: for a while and then one day it was just loose.

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Speaker 1: Well, thank you God, you gifted me the stop sign.

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Speaker 1: This is your sign.

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Speaker 3: And then I was driving I had another idea and

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Speaker 3: I needed a no parking sign, and I was driving

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Speaker 3: by a construction site, you know, early in the morning.

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Speaker 3: So I took pulled over and grabbed if you the

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Speaker 3: no parking thing, that really simple grab.

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Speaker 1: They're not just like a take whatever is on the street.

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Speaker 1: Is that like when you put a free couch out