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Speaker 1: We all know one, probably from school, the good looking

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Speaker 1: guy who can go out and pick up any woman

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Speaker 1: he wants, any time he wants, anywhere he wants, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and doesn't even have to try for it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Well, one of our listeners says he has a buddy

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Speaker 1: just like that who makes out with girls at the

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Speaker 1: bars all the time, and he thought it would be

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Speaker 1: funny if we messed with him about that. So you're

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Speaker 1: gonna hear how we do it in your phone tap

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Speaker 1: right now.

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Speaker 2: You're working Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties.

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Speaker 3: Hello, Hey, is this Doug.

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Speaker 2: This is Doug can ask his song.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, So my name is Sean. Apparently you made out

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Speaker 1: with my sister.

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Speaker 2: Okay, hang on a second. I'm sorry you said your

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Speaker 2: name is Sean.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and my sister's name is Michelle.

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Speaker 2: You know. Okay, can I see how you got Did

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Speaker 2: you get my number from your sister?

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Speaker 3: From Michelle?

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Speaker 1: Because she says you guys hooked up and she's bummed

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Speaker 1: that you're not getting back to her.

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Speaker 3: So I said I would call you and see what's

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Speaker 3: going on.

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Speaker 2: Okay, you're Michelle's brother.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel like I said that.

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Speaker 2: No, I'm just I'm just you know, I'm a little

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Speaker 2: surprised by the by the call or whatever.

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Speaker 3: Do you remember her?

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Speaker 2: No? Absolutely, I mean it was cool.

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Speaker 1: Listen, man, let me just tell you about her and

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Speaker 1: why she's really worth it, because she's super sweet heart

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Speaker 1: of gold. Her favorite thing to do is go to

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Speaker 1: the zoo and feed the giraffes with the long tongues

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Speaker 1: because she feels a kinship because she has a long

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Speaker 1: tongue too, which you mean I probably don't have to

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Speaker 1: tell you. Wow, do you remember the tongue when shoots

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Speaker 1: out in curls? Wait, even has like a little bit

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Speaker 1: of a bluish tint to it, like a giraffe.

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Speaker 2: Your sister's tongue is blue.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, as long as your arm.

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Speaker 2: Okay, you don't remember that. I think I would remember

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Speaker 2: to forget. Okay, you know, a Gene Simmons sized tongue

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Speaker 2: and a girl.

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Speaker 1: Okay, you know what, Just I just need to tell you, man,

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Speaker 1: she loves you. What even though it's been two years,

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Speaker 1: she has not forgotten about that. Wait a minute, what

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Speaker 1: at the club?

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Speaker 2: Wait, you're talking about something that happened two years ago?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you keep making me repeat myself.

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Speaker 2: Here, I as you're talking about like last week.

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Speaker 1: She's never kissed anybody before that or after. Oh come on,

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Speaker 1: I'm just telling you.

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Speaker 2: Come on.

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Speaker 1: So all I'm asking, man, gut a guy here is

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Speaker 1: if you could just call her because I think she's

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Speaker 1: really a catch. Like just the other day she was

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Speaker 1: walking down the street. Look behind her, six dogs were

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Speaker 1: following her.

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Speaker 2: Okay, man, how cool is that? Yeah? That's cool? Like right,

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Speaker 2: I mean no, it sounds kind of weird. I'm gonna

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Speaker 2: be honest, it's what. It sounds bizarre to me.

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Speaker 1: But to say somebody that's that connected with animals, I mean,

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Speaker 1: you don't want to let a girl like that slip away.

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Speaker 2: I mean, no offense to your blue tongued its sister.

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Speaker 2: She sounds like a roll.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I got it.

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Speaker 2: But I don't remember any of this.

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Speaker 1: I have one thing, super clear. It's gonna jog your memory.

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Speaker 3: Okay.

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Speaker 1: You may have noticed she does have RCF. She is

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Speaker 1: RCS No RCF roller coaster face. What it's for people

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Speaker 1: who walk around with their mouth wide open and their

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Speaker 1: hair permanently blown straight back like they're going down a

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Speaker 1: five hundred foot drop on a roller coaster.

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Speaker 2: That that doesn't even sound real.

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Speaker 3: Google it you see the pictures.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes in the really severe cases, their arms are stuck

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Speaker 1: in the straight up position.

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Speaker 2: Look, man, I say, I'm sorry, but none of this

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Speaker 2: is ringing a bell.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, she's got a pretty bad case of it.

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Speaker 1: But like I said, heart of gold, I bet tongue

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Speaker 1: like a giraffe.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, great personality, but.

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Speaker 3: So dogs following her everywhere?

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Speaker 2: Sounds like a total sweetheart.

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Speaker 3: Man, you sounds like a good dude.

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Speaker 1: And I actually think it would totally work out between

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Speaker 1: you guys if you had another chance with her. And

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Speaker 1: that's why I looked up your address. What so she's

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Speaker 1: on the way there right now.

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Speaker 3: I mean that is that cool?

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Speaker 2: No, it's not cool.

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Speaker 3: I'm not saying she's not bringing the dogs with her.

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Speaker 3: It's just going to be her this time.

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Speaker 2: Are you sure that you know that a pack of

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Speaker 2: straight dolls aren't going to follow her.

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Speaker 1: We'll just close the door behind her quickly as soon

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Speaker 1: as she comes inside.

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Speaker 2: Okay, listen, I'm gonna be honest with you, right, you

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Speaker 2: got a guy? Okay, no offense to this. Sounds like

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Speaker 2: a girl. I would never kiss what you're talking about?

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Speaker 2: Roller coaster faith?

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Speaker 3: Look, man, the long blue tongue the other.

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Speaker 1: Thing I want to tell you, guy to guy, is

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Speaker 1: if you don't get with my sister, then your buddy

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Speaker 1: Dustin's going to do it.

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Speaker 2: Okay, what are you talking about.

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Speaker 1: I'm talking about your friend Dustin. He listens to a

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Speaker 1: radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, which

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Speaker 1: is a show on getting prank phone calls. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, use this is a phone tap.

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Speaker 2: I was getting ready to run out of my apartment.

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Speaker 3: To go feed my sister, I know, with that long time.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, oh wow. Yeah, honestly I would be

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Speaker 2: mad if I weren't so freaking relieved right now.

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Speaker 1: You mean, if you weren't so physically attracted to that RCF.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, by the way, I'm feeling that one. Yeah, I'm

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Speaker 2: definitely using that. Before the sun goes down, broke in

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Speaker 2: Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties