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Speaker 1: Nephew's subject my man or hers, Dear Stephen Shirley. I'm

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Speaker 1: the oldest of three girls, and all three of us

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Speaker 1: look a lot alike, and we have the same body type.

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Speaker 1: The crazy part is that we're all nine years apart,

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Speaker 1: me first, then my middle sister, and then the baby

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Speaker 1: sister came right as I was headed to college. I

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Speaker 1: used to babysit my sisters on campus, and my babysitter

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Speaker 1: used to cling to my boyfriend for my baby sister

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Speaker 1: used to cling to my boyfriend for dear life. I

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Speaker 1: married my college boyfriend, and my baby sister was so

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Speaker 1: in love with him. She went to culinary school abroad

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Speaker 1: and she hardly ever called me, but she called my

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Speaker 1: husband to talk about sports all the time. I thought

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Speaker 1: it was cute and innocent back then, but maybe not now.

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Speaker 1: When Little Sis came back home, we told her she

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Speaker 1: could stay with us instead of at our parents' house

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Speaker 1: because they still treated her like a child. I told

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Speaker 1: her she had to get a job, though two months

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Speaker 1: later she still wasn't working, so I had to talk

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Speaker 1: with her about being more responsible. Then I heard her

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Speaker 1: tell my husband that I'm always so mean to her.

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Speaker 3: I told him that.

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Speaker 1: Their private conversations need to stop immediately. That's when he

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Speaker 1: told me of all the inappropriate things my baby sis

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Speaker 1: had been up to, like texting him throughout the day

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Speaker 1: with small talk. He also said she is often up

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Speaker 1: late at night and tries to get him to drink

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Speaker 1: wine with her. She almost always asks him how his

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Speaker 1: day was and if there's anything she can do to

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Speaker 1: make him comfort. He told me to talk to her

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Speaker 1: so she wouldn't be embarrassed, so I did. She admitted

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Speaker 1: to loving my husband in a sisterly way and said

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Speaker 1: she sees no reason why she can't text him to

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Speaker 1: see if he's okay or treat him like a king

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Speaker 1: when he's at home. Is this my man or hers?

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Speaker 1: Is her behavior innocent or intentional? And would I be

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Speaker 1: wrong to ask her to move out?

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Speaker 3: No, you would not be wrong to ask her to

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Speaker 3: move out.

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Speaker 1: And don't ask us if it's your husband or hers.

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Speaker 3: He's yours, so you got to act like it.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Listen, she knows, your husband knows, and yes, you

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Speaker 1: know too what your sister is doing and what she's

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Speaker 1: up to.

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Speaker 3: And we know she's wrong. Your sister's out of line.

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Speaker 1: You don't need Steve and I to tell you what

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Speaker 1: you know in your heart and your mind.

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Speaker 3: You already know this.

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Speaker 1: She's trying everything she can to seduce your husband and

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Speaker 1: entice him and get him. She's doing She's supposed to

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Speaker 1: be looking for a job, but she's only interested in

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Speaker 1: working on your husband. Okay, it's not her responsibility to

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Speaker 1: treat him like a queen.

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Speaker 3: That's your job.

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Speaker 1: Okay, if you choose to do that, and it sounds

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Speaker 1: like you do, how dare she She's disrespectful. She's quite

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Speaker 1: quite crazy to be doing this in your house. You've

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Speaker 1: been kind to her, and this is how she pays

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Speaker 1: you back. You've got to get her out of there

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Speaker 1: immediately because she's a troublemaker. She's trying every trick in

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Speaker 1: the book to get your man. You need to put

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Speaker 1: her out today, Steve.

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Speaker 4: Let me just start by saying this about this letter.

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Speaker 4: My older brother would have beat my ass. Let's just

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Speaker 4: start with that, right there. Get that out the way.

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Speaker 4: Let's be clear, black household dudes, it's a little bit different.

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Speaker 4: My older brother's just had rule and domain over me.

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Speaker 4: That's always the way it was. Big fish eat the

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Speaker 4: little fish. My man are hers. This is why women

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Speaker 4: do so well on reality shows. This is why you

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Speaker 4: have the Real Housewives of Atlanta or Orange County, New Jersey, Miami, Johannesburg.

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Speaker 4: That's why you have this because you all, you all

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Speaker 4: do drama way better than we do. There's been fourteen

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Speaker 4: seasons of Atlanta housewibes.

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Speaker 5: I just learned this because of social media.

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Speaker 3: Three came acaus.

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Speaker 4: Candy has said she's been the only one that's been

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Speaker 4: on a year does reality show for fourteen years. Everybody

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Speaker 4: else been put off for whatever reason, including Nani and

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Speaker 4: all the rest of them.

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Speaker 5: So Candy said that in social media.

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Speaker 4: That's why I'm able to repeat that very factually means

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Speaker 4: nothing to me at all. And it ain't got a

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Speaker 4: lot to do with this letter except to say, this

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Speaker 4: is why you all do so well in reality TV,

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Speaker 4: because you all do drama, accept it and deal with

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Speaker 4: it different than me. Three sisters all, y'all look a

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Speaker 4: lot alike, and y'all got the same body type. Okay,

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Speaker 4: that's genetics. Crazy part is we all nine years apart.

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Speaker 4: You was headed to college, and you know you used

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Speaker 4: to babysit your sisters on campus. And my baby sister

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Speaker 4: used to cling to my boyfriend for dear life.

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Speaker 5: Okay, that ain't nothing abnormal.

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Speaker 4: I married my boyfriend and my baby sister was so

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Speaker 4: in love with him. She went to culinary school abroad

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Speaker 4: and she hardly ever called me, but she used to

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Speaker 4: call my husband.

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Speaker 2: Talk about sports all the time. All Right, what does.

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Speaker 5: She know about sports?

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Speaker 4: She ain't go to college to play sports. She didn't

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Speaker 4: go to college to get agree in sports medicine. She

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Speaker 4: didn't go to college to get a a degree in

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Speaker 4: sports management. She went to culinary school. The hell is

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Speaker 4: she calling him for about sports?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Then when she came back home, we told her she

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Speaker 4: could stay with y'all instead at your parents' house because

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Speaker 4: they still treated her like a child. He ever thought

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Speaker 4: that was a reason why I told her she had

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Speaker 4: to get a job. Though two months later she still

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Speaker 4: wasn't working, so I had to talk to her about

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Speaker 4: being more responsible. Then I heard her tell my husband,

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Speaker 4: I'm always mean to her. I told him that they

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Speaker 4: private conversations need to stop immediately. That's when he told

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Speaker 4: you all of the inappropriate things my baby sits had

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Speaker 4: been up to.

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Speaker 2: Oh, this is where the letter get good.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, hang on, Steve, just hold on.

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Speaker 1: We'll have part two of your response coming up at

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Speaker 1: twenty three minutes after the hour. Today's strawberry letter subject

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Speaker 1: is my man or hers.

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Speaker 3: We'll get back into it right after this. You're listening

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Speaker 3: hard Morning show.

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Speaker 1: All right, come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter.

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Speaker 1: The subject is my man or her.

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Speaker 4: See now, this woman got three two other sisters. One

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Speaker 4: of them went to culinary school. She used to babysit

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Speaker 4: them in college. And when the little baby girl we

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Speaker 4: used clinging to the boyfriend. I don't know what college

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Speaker 4: let this happen. I don't know what parents takes they

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Speaker 4: kids to the day college daughter the babysitter.

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Speaker 5: I don't know what kind of set up.

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Speaker 4: This is and I don't know no college boyfriend that's

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Speaker 4: in on babysitting and we're not doing this. You baby,

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Speaker 4: when you get through babysitting, call me. I'm not playing

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Speaker 4: ball or something. Anyway, she used to cling to him.

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Speaker 4: She grew up, went off the culinary school. Never called you,

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Speaker 4: went to culinary school abroad, never called you, but always

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Speaker 4: called your husband. She was so in love with him,

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Speaker 4: you know, checking him on on sports and stuff. She

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Speaker 4: don't know a damn thing about sports. Anyway. She come

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Speaker 4: back to the States and she needs somewhere to stay.

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Speaker 4: Don't want to stay with the parents because the parents

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Speaker 4: say she act like a child, so they let hers

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Speaker 4: stay with her. But she told her she had to

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Speaker 4: get a job. Though two months lady, she ain't got

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Speaker 4: no damn job. She ain't working, So I guess that

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Speaker 4: little broad colinary school thing ain't work out. You can

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Speaker 4: get your ass somewhere down here, now, you take all

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Speaker 4: this colorary experienual ie hop always got somebody down there,

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Speaker 4: And I'd be damn if you can't be a cook

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Speaker 4: at waffle house, cause I know good hell well, I

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Speaker 4: know the Watford. All you got to do is be

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Speaker 4: able to listen to three people hollering at you at

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Speaker 4: the same time, because the menu at the waffle house

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Speaker 4: ain't changed.

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Speaker 2: You. You got to be able to hear three people

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Speaker 2: holler at you at the.

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Speaker 4: Same damn time and still be able to get these

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Speaker 4: eggs in waffle and these half brown smothered chunk covered

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Speaker 4: dice and slice, and you gotta be able to get

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Speaker 4: that coffee all out.

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Speaker 2: You got to be able to do all that that.

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Speaker 2: And I know that.

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Speaker 3: So she could have got a job there, saying you.

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Speaker 4: Could have got a job at the waffle house because

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Speaker 4: the menu is simple. You don't even open the minu.

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Speaker 4: I tore a fingernail off one time when I first

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Speaker 4: went to the waffle house, trying to open the menu.

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Speaker 4: I sit my fingernail in there.

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Speaker 2: I never know.

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Speaker 4: I thought they was stuff. Maybe some syrup had got

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Speaker 4: on the side, and I damned it, tore a fangernail

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Speaker 4: off trying to open up a minion. The white lady

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Speaker 4: came up, would say, what you're doing, sweet, I said,

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Speaker 4: I'm trying to open this menu.

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Speaker 2: She said, you don't open it up. That's the first

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Speaker 2: time I have seen a million that was a flash card.

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Speaker 4: There's always a jobs available for you, and if you

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Speaker 4: can really cook anyway, just help. He don't want no job,

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Speaker 4: so anyway, you told her she had to get a job,

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Speaker 4: and then she wasn't working, so he had to talk

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Speaker 4: with her about being more responsible. That's why you that's

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Speaker 4: why the parents still cheating like a child, because she

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Speaker 4: acts like a child.

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Speaker 2: Parents ain't stupid.

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Speaker 4: Baby girls spoiled, been acting like the baby the whole life. Now,

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Speaker 4: y'all let her stay with her. Now you find out

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Speaker 4: what the parents were saying. The parents was right, she

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Speaker 4: acted like a child. Now she done went to your

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Speaker 4: husband talking about know you always be mean to her.

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Speaker 4: You told her to them conversations, y'all, having privately you

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Speaker 4: overheard her telling her husband she always mean you. You

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Speaker 4: told all them conversations, y'all havn't privately got to stop.

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Speaker 4: But he said, well hold on now he's a good dude,

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Speaker 4: cause see he started telling you about all the inappropriate

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Speaker 4: things your baby sister been up to, like texting him

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Speaker 4: throughout the day with small talk. He also said she

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Speaker 4: him drink wine with her. She also asked him how

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Speaker 4: his day was going if there was anything she could

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Speaker 4: do to make him comfortable. He told me to talk

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Speaker 4: to her so she wouldn't be embarrassed. So I did. Now,

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Speaker 4: this is a good dude. You're married too. Cause see

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Speaker 4: most dude black dudes, we don't like. We don't like

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Speaker 4: messing with the baby sister that was the baby when

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Speaker 4: we was in college and.

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Speaker 2: She was a baby.

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Speaker 4: We don't do that. We ain't Woody Allen, see Woody

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Speaker 4: Alan do stuff like that. I'm just telling you this

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Speaker 4: ain't no Woody Allen started when no, no, we ain't

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Speaker 4: moving on.

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Speaker 2: When this when? When the when? Where did the switch

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Speaker 2: go down? Here? What?

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Speaker 1: What?

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Speaker 3: Where that at?

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Speaker 4: This is what this letter, This is what this letter

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Speaker 4: ain't about. Because brother, good brother, Uh, you gonna have

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Speaker 4: you had a damn problem in your house. If you're

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Speaker 4: ass married. You got to research this story right here

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Speaker 4: because Woody would have been up drinking all night with

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Speaker 4: the girl. I'm telling you gotta turn these letters into something.

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Speaker 4: These letters ain't working damn here. You just you got

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Speaker 4: to turn these letters into something. This letter is a reality.

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Speaker 4: This is this Strawberry letter is a Woody Allen Strawberry letter.

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Speaker 2: Right here.

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Speaker 3: If you go.

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Speaker 2: Your black ass was married to Woody Allen.

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Speaker 4: There's be a whole nother story right here, because let

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Speaker 4: me show you how this will go right here. Let

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Speaker 4: me start right here. Then turn about all the inappropriate

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Speaker 4: private conversations. Didn't have to see what they had been

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Speaker 4: like texting her throughout the day with small talk. Well,

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Speaker 4: Woody text back, Woody text back, and all this small

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Speaker 4: talk of be long loving ass conversation.

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Speaker 2: See if you was married to Woody Allen.

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Speaker 4: Then he also said she up late at night and

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Speaker 4: try to get him to drink wine with them. Well,

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Speaker 4: Woody asked, and he said, Woody asked, Or be in

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Speaker 4: there with them glasses.

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Speaker 2: Be in there drinking wine in the damn wine. Want

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Speaker 2: some gin? Wape me and drink gin. They'll pull some.

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Speaker 4: They put some gin out on your ass in a minute.

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Speaker 4: Next thing, you know, your dad out. They're sitting up

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Speaker 4: in the living room. Just tote them Netflix, Netflix and chilling.

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Speaker 4: Take on a whole nother mining.

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Speaker 3: And then Charlie, she.

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Speaker 2: Always asked him how his day was.

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Speaker 4: I when there's anything she can do to make him

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Speaker 4: more comfortable, Woody Allen would have said, what I can

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Speaker 4: think of a couple of things were to make me

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Speaker 4: more comfortable.

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Speaker 2: And oh, by the way, did you know that I

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Speaker 2: love you? Stet what so thank God for this man

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Speaker 2: right here.

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Speaker 4: Then should you put her ass out? Yes, put her

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Speaker 4: ass out and throw a parade for your man to

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Speaker 4: get your man a nice gift for not being Woody Allen.

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Speaker 3: Yes, the end in the words of Junior all Right.

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Speaker 1: after the hour we'll have Junior.

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Speaker 2: Land was black, we'd be having free Woody rather.

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Speaker 4: Right.

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