1 00:00:01,120 --> 00:00:03,199 Speaker 1: Jubiles dirty little secret. 2 00:00:03,360 --> 00:00:06,480 Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, you have a dirty little secret. 3 00:00:07,600 --> 00:00:12,240 Speaker 1: Yeah, my dirty little secret is I'm dating two people 4 00:00:12,280 --> 00:00:16,840 Speaker 1: at the same time. Oh what Yeah, So it happened 5 00:00:17,040 --> 00:00:20,360 Speaker 1: because the first guy that I started dating, he has 6 00:00:20,640 --> 00:00:25,000 Speaker 1: a daughter and he's got multiple income streams, so you know, 7 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:25,840 Speaker 1: he's doing a lot. 8 00:00:25,720 --> 00:00:26,759 Speaker 2: Of entrepreneurial work. 9 00:00:26,920 --> 00:00:29,720 Speaker 1: And they started to get really really busy, and while 10 00:00:29,800 --> 00:00:33,879 Speaker 1: I understood it didn't meant that didn't mean that my 11 00:00:33,920 --> 00:00:37,640 Speaker 1: needs changed. So I got online and I started dating 12 00:00:38,080 --> 00:00:41,880 Speaker 1: another guy who also has a kid and multiple streams 13 00:00:41,920 --> 00:00:44,199 Speaker 1: of income, and so I kind of happened to do 14 00:00:44,200 --> 00:00:47,160 Speaker 1: the situation because they're both kind of doing the same thing, 15 00:00:47,479 --> 00:00:51,360 Speaker 1: which is when their kids has needs and their jobs 16 00:00:51,640 --> 00:00:53,959 Speaker 1: calling them a lot, they kind of just fall off 17 00:00:53,960 --> 00:00:57,080 Speaker 1: the map. So I'll text one or text the other, 18 00:00:57,160 --> 00:00:58,440 Speaker 1: depending on who's more responsive. 19 00:00:58,800 --> 00:01:03,520 Speaker 3: Sounds like you have a type. It also sounds like 20 00:01:03,560 --> 00:01:07,160 Speaker 3: you've combined two men into one. Sort of dating situations. 21 00:01:07,200 --> 00:01:10,640 Speaker 3: You have two halves make a whole Yeah, updating too. 22 00:01:10,680 --> 00:01:12,200 Speaker 3: You can just call it dating two halves. 23 00:01:12,400 --> 00:01:15,080 Speaker 2: Yeah, they do it all the time. I learned from 24 00:01:15,120 --> 00:01:20,280 Speaker 2: the desk. Thanks for your dirty little secret. Yeah, by Hey, 25 00:01:20,280 --> 00:01:24,280 Speaker 2: what's up? Hello? Hey, how are you. I'm good, how 26 00:01:24,319 --> 00:01:26,680 Speaker 2: are you great? So you have a dirty little secret 27 00:01:27,400 --> 00:01:29,280 Speaker 2: I do sweet. 28 00:01:29,360 --> 00:01:33,120 Speaker 4: So a few years ago, back when clubbing was popular, 29 00:01:34,240 --> 00:01:36,920 Speaker 4: I used to go with all my girlfriends stand at clubs, 30 00:01:37,319 --> 00:01:41,120 Speaker 4: and at that time I was having some female issues 31 00:01:41,120 --> 00:01:44,560 Speaker 4: and needing to hysterectomy, so I'd have to wear like 32 00:01:45,120 --> 00:01:47,480 Speaker 4: a cotext, you know, as a backup just in case. 33 00:01:48,080 --> 00:01:51,400 Speaker 4: So it's summertime, and then some baggy shorts. We're all 34 00:01:51,440 --> 00:01:52,240 Speaker 4: on the damp floor. 35 00:01:52,360 --> 00:01:55,360 Speaker 5: It's about midnight. Everybody's pretty buzz by. 36 00:01:55,160 --> 00:01:57,880 Speaker 4: That time, and I'm all breaking it down on. 37 00:01:57,840 --> 00:02:00,120 Speaker 5: The ground and next thing I know, it's sellout. 38 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:01,320 Speaker 2: My heads along. 39 00:02:01,120 --> 00:02:03,240 Speaker 4: On the ground path. 40 00:02:03,960 --> 00:02:07,760 Speaker 5: My coat's bad bad. It fell out of the sight 41 00:02:07,840 --> 00:02:09,919 Speaker 5: of my short on bare ground. 42 00:02:10,120 --> 00:02:12,720 Speaker 4: And I was mortified. So I looked around and nobody 43 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:15,320 Speaker 4: was looking at it, so nobody could tell. So I 44 00:02:15,480 --> 00:02:17,919 Speaker 4: kicked it away from me, and all of a sudden 45 00:02:18,080 --> 00:02:19,640 Speaker 4: it stuck to somebody's shoe. 46 00:02:19,400 --> 00:02:22,160 Speaker 5: And a dancing and I wait for my dance friend 47 00:02:22,200 --> 00:02:23,239 Speaker 5: and I'm checking out. 48 00:02:23,320 --> 00:02:23,799 Speaker 4: Oh my god. 49 00:02:24,200 --> 00:02:25,840 Speaker 5: So everybody was kicking. 50 00:02:25,639 --> 00:02:29,520 Speaker 4: It around and it got stuck to a drag queen 51 00:02:29,720 --> 00:02:33,639 Speaker 4: shoe and then she her whole shoe went sideways and 52 00:02:33,760 --> 00:02:34,920 Speaker 4: she fell on the ground. 53 00:02:35,240 --> 00:02:37,760 Speaker 5: She was trying to get offer shoe, and her letters 54 00:02:37,760 --> 00:02:41,560 Speaker 5: are so high. I was so so sad inside. I 55 00:02:41,639 --> 00:02:44,560 Speaker 5: felt really really bad. But now that I think about 56 00:02:44,560 --> 00:02:45,560 Speaker 5: it years later, it's. 57 00:02:45,400 --> 00:02:46,040 Speaker 4: Spending his hell. 58 00:02:48,560 --> 00:02:51,079 Speaker 5: You told my family like that was my cotad. 59 00:02:52,919 --> 00:02:56,760 Speaker 2: Wow, that's crazy, that's larious. That is a scene from 60 00:02:56,800 --> 00:03:01,560 Speaker 2: a movie. Serious. Oh that wasn't mine. I don't know 61 00:03:01,639 --> 00:03:05,560 Speaker 2: where that she is from. Yeah, so banana pills don't 62 00:03:05,600 --> 00:03:10,840 Speaker 2: cause people to slipt, but those do, I guess. Wow. Yeah, 63 00:03:11,360 --> 00:03:13,839 Speaker 2: thank you for your dirty little secret. Dirty, I really 64 00:03:13,880 --> 00:03:20,400 Speaker 2: appreciate that one. Have a good one. What's your dirty 65 00:03:20,440 --> 00:03:21,200 Speaker 2: little secret.