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Speaker 3: Guys, gals, non binary pals, Welcome to a bananimals bonusode.

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Speaker 4: These little bonies are just because we want to help

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Speaker 4: Have us a little extra something to look forward to,

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Speaker 4: to break up the monotony that is being alive.

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Speaker 3: This is a little holiday bonusode. It is, isn't it.

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Speaker 3: I hope you're having a good little break, a good

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Speaker 4: Mm hmm this one. We have no idea if this

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Speaker 4: is family friendly, so I would assume not. Most of

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Speaker 4: the time these this is an adult podcasts for mature adults.

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Speaker 4: We did get a season recap from Spotify. The podcast

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Speaker 4: is growing folks. It's getting bigger. So thanks to all

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Speaker 4: the Bananamals out there. But I was it was funny

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Speaker 4: Kurt that our listenership, I won't say exact numbers, but

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Speaker 4: I will say we got the millennials on Lockdown. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I was like, oh, okay, this is US millennials and

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Speaker 4: Yeah, they love us.

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Speaker 3: Thank you, we appreciate it, and I love them I

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a fun one to do. So I just

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Speaker 3: You did, Why were you in Phoenix, Arizona.

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Speaker 4: Well, I was at a dinner, a birthday party dinner

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Speaker 4: doing a tour of Doctor Phil Live. And have you

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Speaker 4: seen Adam doing this? Yeah? So Adam Ray, for those

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Speaker 4: He dresses up full Doctor Phil suit, mustache, bald cap everything,

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Speaker 4: All the entertainment that we've defined our own personalities by.

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Speaker 4: The flight attendants are these two beautiful women who stop

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Speaker 4: So I'm looking for a red car and I walk outside.

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Speaker 4: I said, Brave Man. That's a pretty cool name. He goes,

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Speaker 3: That is how committed relationships work. Brave man. The required

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Speaker 4: I like that. So much worse light grape beer.

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Speaker 4: Very strange, and that you can just go onto Amazon

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Speaker 3: And then we judge like cannibalistic culture so crazily.

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Speaker 3: So crazy? Okay, So that's gonna be my drink. What

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Speaker 4: If I have a congregation, you know where I'm going.

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Speaker 4: I'm bringing out a big dog ballful of ice and

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Speaker 4: to the Church of Scottie, you're gonna dog ball some rumple.

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Speaker 3: You're gonna dog ball some rumple.

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Speaker 4: They're also gonna be drunk within a shot and have

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Speaker 3: Oh and I think I do know my my my

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Speaker 4: God, I mean, that's why I knew you would love

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Speaker 4: It was a it was a homemade chicken nugget with

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Speaker 4: I ate like ten because also the drunk you're getting

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Speaker 4: So that's my so specific and beautiful. I think I'll

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Speaker 3: It would be really funny that listerine is my blood.

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Speaker 3: Don't drink it, wash your mouth, spit it on the ground.

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Speaker 4: I once read and anybody who works in marketing or

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Speaker 3: called halatosis. They made that up. That's incredible, that's incredible, right,

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Speaker 4: Teeth rotted out of their heads by their twenties, which

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Speaker 4: just pass out a little slivered everybody. But I'm gonna go.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna go just a tray of seven layer dip.

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Speaker 4: I'm going rumpled seven layer dips, so everybody can take

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Speaker 4: I like that.

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Speaker 4: You're going to church every week, you know you might

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Speaker 4: some people put black olives on them. Get that that

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Speaker 4: want cheese and bean, I got your cup. You want

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Speaker 3: I love that so much. But you mentioned party sub

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Speaker 3: This is my six foot party sub recommendation because when

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Speaker 3: So here's what my suggestion is. And I don't know

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Speaker 4: They are fine in Maryland. The place Santoni's Glyndon, Maryland

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Speaker 4: just a circle. What do you mean? Man? Thing is

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Speaker 3: Also, why is it that of all the party food

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Speaker 2: You know, like no one.

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Speaker 4: No, there's a place in La. So when I would

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Speaker 4: And then somebody makes that first cut and everybody's been drinking,

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Speaker 4: There was a great night. I remember you doing this

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Speaker 4: help you out. I'm like, I think this is a

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Speaker 4: I ate like fifteen of those things just to be like,

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Speaker 3: This what they are. Hot, They're one of the most

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Speaker 3: Like it is that upset to eat a cold a

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Speaker 3: cold white castle cheap.

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00:23:07,760 --> 00:23:11,000
Speaker 4: Yeah I missed that. I used to. It's like crystal

432
00:23:11,040 --> 00:23:12,920
Speaker 4: in the South. It's like, you don't we don't have

433
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:15,159
Speaker 4: anything equivalent to out here. I'm trying to think if

434
00:23:15,200 --> 00:23:17,760
Speaker 4: we have like sliders and bags out here, I don't

435
00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:19,119
Speaker 4: think we'd the steamed ones. I don't think.

436
00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:21,119
Speaker 3: So we can't get white Castle out here, can we.

437
00:23:22,040 --> 00:23:23,400
Speaker 4: I've never seen anything close.

438
00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:26,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, And I also for parties would do Jersey Mike's,

439
00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:29,680
Speaker 3: which is delightful because Jersey Mikes has little boxes that

440
00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:32,680
Speaker 3: they put. Ye do them all and then sometimes I

441
00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:40,560
Speaker 3: do uh shake shack too. That's a delight Yeah, have

442
00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:42,480
Speaker 3: like one hundred shake Shack Burgers show.

443
00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:46,040
Speaker 4: Up and now Shakeshacks on Delta Airlines. Delta's what put what?

444
00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:49,160
Speaker 4: You can now get shake Shack Burgers on Delta Airlines?

445
00:23:49,480 --> 00:23:51,200
Speaker 3: Are you when did this start?

446
00:23:51,520 --> 00:23:53,440
Speaker 4: Two weeks ago? We got sent it a bunch, but

447
00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:55,439
Speaker 4: it's like their new thing, and I don't know if

448
00:23:55,480 --> 00:23:57,840
Speaker 4: it's just for certain classes or whatever. Probably is just

449
00:23:57,880 --> 00:24:00,640
Speaker 4: for business class and they're probably just like Capital rein

450
00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:04,480
Speaker 4: superior again. But yes, now they have shake Shack Burgers

451
00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:05,120
Speaker 4: on deltas.

452
00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:05,920
Speaker 3: I'm excited.

453
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:13,639
Speaker 4: That sounds great. Here's advice from Emma Burke, who lives

454
00:24:13,880 --> 00:24:17,760
Speaker 4: in LA. If you're doing advice for the bonus episode.

455
00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:19,680
Speaker 4: I live in LA and have been out of work

456
00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:22,560
Speaker 4: in post production, which is editing for those who don't

457
00:24:22,640 --> 00:24:27,000
Speaker 4: know since April. Have you guys ever dealt with unemployment here?

458
00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:29,719
Speaker 4: And how do you handle it or keep your spirits up?

459
00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:34,560
Speaker 4: It's tough? Yeah, but I think em and I exchange

460
00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:36,440
Speaker 4: a couple more messages and she is like working a

461
00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:40,720
Speaker 4: regular job too, like to get by, And I am

462
00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:45,000
Speaker 4: very pro like, just take work. All work is noble,

463
00:24:45,160 --> 00:24:47,720
Speaker 4: All work is good, keep money coming in, no matter what.

464
00:24:48,760 --> 00:24:51,320
Speaker 4: But when you have a dream and you're working your

465
00:24:51,359 --> 00:24:54,919
Speaker 4: career job and then you're unemployed for ten months, that's

466
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:55,760
Speaker 4: really stressful.

467
00:24:55,920 --> 00:25:00,760
Speaker 3: Oh, it's incredibly stressful. Yeah, and is the question for

468
00:25:00,880 --> 00:25:01,879
Speaker 3: recommendations on.

469
00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:04,399
Speaker 4: What to do or yeah, what to do, not like

470
00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:07,120
Speaker 4: to what career to follow, but like how do stay?

471
00:25:08,080 --> 00:25:11,280
Speaker 4: How to not be depressed and bummed out about being

472
00:25:11,359 --> 00:25:12,280
Speaker 4: unemployed for so long?

473
00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:16,520
Speaker 3: Yeah? I mean I always find like your own personal

474
00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:20,120
Speaker 3: projects is what I find to be the way I've

475
00:25:20,240 --> 00:25:22,560
Speaker 3: always dealt with it. And it's just like, Okay, so

476
00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:24,800
Speaker 3: I'm not getting paid, no problem, Like I'm going to

477
00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:27,840
Speaker 3: now just make stuff that I want to make, and

478
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:30,320
Speaker 3: usually by making stuff it leads to work.

479
00:25:31,600 --> 00:25:35,600
Speaker 4: That's a good point. Yeah, that's a good point. That's

480
00:25:35,680 --> 00:25:39,000
Speaker 4: like when people always talk about like if your dating

481
00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:40,920
Speaker 4: apps are so stressful and all those things, but it's

482
00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:43,479
Speaker 4: like then you just go into social situation you've never

483
00:25:43,560 --> 00:25:45,679
Speaker 4: been in before, and like that's when the connection happens.

484
00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:48,199
Speaker 4: It's like when you're zigging, you can all sudden you're zagging.

485
00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:51,240
Speaker 4: And that's actually a really good point. I would say,

486
00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:53,440
Speaker 4: as Kurta and I were joking about, I think in

487
00:25:53,520 --> 00:25:56,600
Speaker 4: this episode earlier, like the one thing about California, LA

488
00:25:56,760 --> 00:25:59,440
Speaker 4: is very expensive, but California is very beautiful, and within

489
00:25:59,560 --> 00:26:02,920
Speaker 4: two hours of the city there are incredible things to do.

490
00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:07,120
Speaker 4: And I would also say on the days off, when

491
00:26:07,160 --> 00:26:11,240
Speaker 4: you can find ways to travel just outside of LA

492
00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:14,720
Speaker 4: even if it's locker centaur or Alta Dina, just get

493
00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:18,920
Speaker 4: out of your daily routine of waking up, not having

494
00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:21,200
Speaker 4: the job you want, go in the same coffee shop,

495
00:26:21,320 --> 00:26:23,359
Speaker 4: going all this stuff. Just switch it up a little bit.

496
00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:25,520
Speaker 4: Make a day where you go, I'm going to go

497
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:30,800
Speaker 4: to Panga today and I'm going to take a twenty

498
00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:32,960
Speaker 4: minute hike and then I'm going and my whole day

499
00:26:33,080 --> 00:26:35,800
Speaker 4: is just doing something I've never seen and never done before.

500
00:26:36,560 --> 00:26:40,320
Speaker 4: And the good thing about California is there is stuff

501
00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:43,359
Speaker 4: all over the place that you can go. Yeah, I've

502
00:26:43,400 --> 00:26:44,760
Speaker 4: never done that. I'm gonna go check that out.

503
00:26:45,080 --> 00:26:47,560
Speaker 3: Yeah. Go, if you're on the east side, go straight

504
00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:50,919
Speaker 3: up the two, go right into Angelus National Forest.

505
00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:51,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's true.

506
00:26:52,359 --> 00:26:57,000
Speaker 3: Pick a random hike and it is you. Within within

507
00:26:57,119 --> 00:27:02,399
Speaker 3: five minutes, you are in the most beautiful woods that

508
00:27:02,560 --> 00:27:06,959
Speaker 3: you've you've seen in southern California, and you're completely alone,

509
00:27:07,080 --> 00:27:08,359
Speaker 3: and it's awesome.

510
00:27:09,520 --> 00:27:11,600
Speaker 4: And I'm going to give you one that I'm going

511
00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:14,879
Speaker 4: to do, maybe as soon as this week. I found

512
00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:18,280
Speaker 4: out in Livermore, California, which is kind of up near

513
00:27:18,359 --> 00:27:21,160
Speaker 4: San Francisco. And again, I know, gas prices are expensive,

514
00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:23,000
Speaker 4: so it's not you want to dump one hundred dollars

515
00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:26,200
Speaker 4: a gasoline in your car and go on a long trip.

516
00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:30,160
Speaker 4: But in Livermore there is something called the Centennial light Bulb.

517
00:27:30,359 --> 00:27:32,520
Speaker 4: Do you know what that is? Kurt No, I did

518
00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:36,720
Speaker 4: not know what it was either. It's it is the

519
00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:41,520
Speaker 4: longest burning light bulb in America. It was first lit

520
00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:46,280
Speaker 4: in nineteen oh one and it has been burning now

521
00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:49,200
Speaker 4: for so it's only it got turned off a couple times,

522
00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:55,320
Speaker 4: but now it's one hundred and twenty years of constant illumination.

523
00:27:55,680 --> 00:27:58,399
Speaker 3: Wait, I mean that's just crazy. I don't know it

524
00:27:58,680 --> 00:28:00,359
Speaker 3: one light bulb, it's just light.

525
00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:02,520
Speaker 4: But where is it? And it it's in Livermore? At

526
00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:06,440
Speaker 4: it in a room? It's it a Yeah, it's a

527
00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:08,600
Speaker 4: building that's like a museum. I think it's in like

528
00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:12,879
Speaker 4: a community center or something. And it's uh, okay, here

529
00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:16,000
Speaker 4: we go. It's at let me click this. Uh it

530
00:28:16,160 --> 00:28:20,200
Speaker 4: is at four or five five zero East Avenue in Livermore, California.

531
00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:23,359
Speaker 4: And yeah, it's fire station number six. Okay, so it's

532
00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:26,000
Speaker 4: in a fire station. But uh, it's one hundred and

533
00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:29,440
Speaker 4: twenty three year old light bulb and it is the

534
00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:33,680
Speaker 4: oldest known continuously operating light bulb. So I'm gonna road

535
00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:35,880
Speaker 4: trip just to see this light bulb, Curt.

536
00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:38,800
Speaker 3: Has it's never been repaired, They've never had to replace

537
00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:41,600
Speaker 3: a filament on it or no, that's the whole thing. No,

538
00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:45,920
Speaker 3: I mean, like, did they turn it on in nineteen

539
00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:47,840
Speaker 3: oh one and be like in one hundred years this

540
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:51,000
Speaker 3: is gonna be awesome or was it just on for

541
00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:53,760
Speaker 3: like somebody forgot? Like I want to know the story.

542
00:28:53,880 --> 00:28:55,480
Speaker 3: You go, you find it, give me the stort.

543
00:28:55,520 --> 00:28:57,080
Speaker 4: I'm going to report back. I'm going to be a

544
00:28:57,120 --> 00:28:59,360
Speaker 4: bananama in the wild. And if any other ban animals

545
00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:01,720
Speaker 4: are in californ Bornia, Nevada, Oregon, wherever, and you want

546
00:29:01,760 --> 00:29:04,479
Speaker 4: to do a dumb, silly bananas road trip, check out

547
00:29:04,560 --> 00:29:08,360
Speaker 4: the centennial light bulb in the wonderful town of Livermore, California.

548
00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:13,800
Speaker 4: Shout out to my buddy Franco Austin Wasson. You got

549
00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:15,120
Speaker 4: one or you want me to do another one.

550
00:29:15,240 --> 00:29:18,840
Speaker 3: I want to have the hypothetical hypothetical.

551
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:19,280
Speaker 1: M h.

552
00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:24,160
Speaker 4: M hmmm. We did get quite a few of those.

553
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:27,920
Speaker 4: Let me find a good one for us here. Let

554
00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:30,320
Speaker 4: me do another, Let me do it. Would you rather

555
00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:35,640
Speaker 4: like hunt for hypotheticals? Would you rather have to shake

556
00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:40,000
Speaker 4: hands with yourself? Oh? This was from the debonair Elliott Joyce.

557
00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:43,520
Speaker 4: Would you rather have to shake hands with yourself every

558
00:29:43,640 --> 00:29:46,640
Speaker 4: time you met someone? Or you have to offer your

559
00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:50,400
Speaker 4: foot to them as your handshake? So yeah, you'd have

560
00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:53,040
Speaker 4: to shake your own hand when you're meeting somebody, or

561
00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:55,040
Speaker 4: when you meet somebody you have to offer your foot

562
00:29:55,040 --> 00:29:55,840
Speaker 4: instead of your hand.

563
00:29:56,120 --> 00:29:57,560
Speaker 3: I think hands shake my own hand.

564
00:29:58,320 --> 00:30:01,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, but you are comedian and you are tall,

565
00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:06,400
Speaker 4: so yeah, there's a it wouldn't be that, but the

566
00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:07,240
Speaker 4: shaking the hand.

567
00:30:07,320 --> 00:30:10,400
Speaker 3: Shaking your own hand is quickly done and you get

568
00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:12,400
Speaker 3: get it and you don't even have to address it,

569
00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:16,760
Speaker 3: whereas offering your foot only it has to be a

570
00:30:16,880 --> 00:30:21,840
Speaker 3: conversation every single time you gotta talk about it. Sorry,

571
00:30:21,880 --> 00:30:24,280
Speaker 3: I'm in this weird. My life is cursed.

572
00:30:25,520 --> 00:30:30,000
Speaker 4: Hi, I responded incorrectly years ago to a hypothetical and

573
00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:33,680
Speaker 4: a podcast, and now my life is cursed. Yeah. Also

574
00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:36,160
Speaker 4: there's something else, shaking your own hand that is very

575
00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:36,840
Speaker 4: funny to do.

576
00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:40,840
Speaker 3: Anyways, it's very funny, exactly, It's a delight. I might

577
00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:41,800
Speaker 3: just start doing it.

578
00:30:42,360 --> 00:30:43,960
Speaker 4: Do you think it's worse when somebody has a very

579
00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:46,480
Speaker 4: soft handshake or a too hard handshake?

580
00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:47,080
Speaker 1: Oh?

581
00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:52,320
Speaker 3: Great, great question? Both say so much.

582
00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:54,840
Speaker 4: I know, and I know it's also a little this

583
00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:57,120
Speaker 4: one goes a little different with men and women and stuff,

584
00:30:57,120 --> 00:30:59,840
Speaker 4: because like, I've definitely shaking hands with women who had

585
00:30:59,840 --> 00:31:02,840
Speaker 4: a extremely soft handshake and I wasn't like, what's wrong

586
00:31:02,880 --> 00:31:05,880
Speaker 4: with her? Right? Yeah, But if a dude comes up

587
00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:08,400
Speaker 4: to me and gives me that limp fish, I'm like, Bud,

588
00:31:09,320 --> 00:31:09,959
Speaker 4: what happened?

589
00:31:11,080 --> 00:31:13,520
Speaker 3: I used to do it on purpose as a funny

590
00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:17,320
Speaker 3: joke with a frint with like certain people where we'd

591
00:31:17,360 --> 00:31:19,000
Speaker 3: be like hi, and then we would just take our

592
00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:22,400
Speaker 3: hands out and and just hang them and just kind

593
00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:25,240
Speaker 3: of bump them against each other, like no one would

594
00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:29,240
Speaker 3: would engage anything, and then we would just like rub

595
00:31:29,360 --> 00:31:32,600
Speaker 3: them together and that would I said high to each

596
00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:34,480
Speaker 3: other every single time we saw each other.

597
00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:39,200
Speaker 4: I like that. I think it's worse when somebody squeezes

598
00:31:39,240 --> 00:31:41,280
Speaker 4: her hand too hard. I think it is such a

599
00:31:41,720 --> 00:31:45,400
Speaker 4: macho bullshit thing. And there was this dude in New

600
00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:48,160
Speaker 4: York and he used to like double tap handshake you

601
00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:49,960
Speaker 4: like you'd handshake, then you'd pull away, and then you'd

602
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:51,720
Speaker 4: like squeeze your fingers as you pull them away a

603
00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:54,520
Speaker 4: little bit. And I was in a circle of friends

604
00:31:55,280 --> 00:31:57,200
Speaker 4: and we were all meeting this dude for the first time,

605
00:31:57,360 --> 00:31:58,920
Speaker 4: and he did it to me. First, I was like

606
00:31:58,920 --> 00:32:00,480
Speaker 4: closest to him, and then I walked, should't do it,

607
00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:02,160
Speaker 4: And then like I sho My buddy and I like

608
00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:03,520
Speaker 4: looked at each other like what the hell was that,

609
00:32:04,040 --> 00:32:06,480
Speaker 4: And it was almost like we wanted to fight the person.

610
00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:08,000
Speaker 4: It was nuts.

611
00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:11,680
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, sometimes I will do a strong handshake to

612
00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:19,800
Speaker 3: a man who obviously is like acting aggressive or like

613
00:32:20,320 --> 00:32:24,880
Speaker 3: has like some sort of shirt on that's offensive, And

614
00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:27,360
Speaker 3: sometimes I will purposefully do it, just be like I

615
00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:28,360
Speaker 3: don't fuck with you.

616
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:33,240
Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, I know what you mean. Yeah, I think

617
00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:36,920
Speaker 4: I got all the things we do. The the urinal

618
00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:39,280
Speaker 4: posturing of being a man, where if you're like too

619
00:32:39,360 --> 00:32:41,880
Speaker 4: close to somebody at a urinal, it's weird. That's a

620
00:32:42,040 --> 00:32:44,000
Speaker 4: that's a strange dynamic man.

621
00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:48,120
Speaker 3: Also the sometimes inability that I have at urinals. It

622
00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:51,120
Speaker 3: doesn't happen much anymore, but he used to happen more

623
00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:55,200
Speaker 3: when I was younger. Of being unable to pee because

624
00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:56,200
Speaker 3: men are near me.

625
00:32:56,520 --> 00:32:59,000
Speaker 4: I've heard that before and not me.

626
00:32:59,640 --> 00:32:59,680
Speaker 1: No.

627
00:33:00,440 --> 00:33:02,280
Speaker 3: I would always just get there and be like, ah,

628
00:33:02,360 --> 00:33:05,240
Speaker 3: there's just too many dudes around here right now.

629
00:33:06,640 --> 00:33:07,760
Speaker 4: I don't know. You just have to go.

630
00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:09,720
Speaker 2: Great workfellas, looking good.

631
00:33:10,280 --> 00:33:16,719
Speaker 4: Hey, there's a file fire in the ice cave. Oh

632
00:33:16,840 --> 00:33:19,240
Speaker 4: I just had one. Let's see. Here's one for you.

633
00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:27,360
Speaker 4: Here's a hypothetical. This is from the transcendent Melissa. I

634
00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:29,560
Speaker 4: believe Brussard to cut your name off, but we're gonna

635
00:33:29,560 --> 00:33:32,920
Speaker 4: go with Melissa Brussard. Thank you for sending this in, Kurt.

636
00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:35,920
Speaker 4: If you could come back for your next life as

637
00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:40,760
Speaker 4: a celebrities dog. What celebrity would you be the dog for? Oh,

638
00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:45,840
Speaker 4: and Melissa said she can't decide between Oprah's or Martha's

639
00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:48,840
Speaker 4: or the Queen's cor geese rest in peace the Queen.

640
00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:55,880
Speaker 3: What is the like, do I understand what's happening? Or

641
00:33:55,920 --> 00:33:57,680
Speaker 3: am I a dog? Is the question?

642
00:33:58,120 --> 00:34:00,680
Speaker 4: Well, you know the way dogs and humans are so connected.

643
00:34:00,840 --> 00:34:02,960
Speaker 4: If you if they could speak, maybe they're all just

644
00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:06,520
Speaker 4: people inside there being like I'm a person. Yeah, maybe

645
00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:08,759
Speaker 4: when they're barking at you, it's just a dog being like.

646
00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:13,080
Speaker 3: I know what's going on here, because if it was

647
00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:17,600
Speaker 3: just me just being a dog in a dog body,

648
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Speaker 3: is that what we're gonna go with? Or is it

649
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Speaker 3: I'm a I'm actually a dog, Like you're to kind

650
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Speaker 3: of have a rough concept that maybe I was something previous,

651
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Speaker 3: but I'm just a dog.

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Speaker 4: I think it's more fun to have your consciousness in

653
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Speaker 4: a dog. Okay, it's your it's your brain and experience

654
00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:40,839
Speaker 4: in but you act, behave and look like a dog.

655
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Speaker 3: Okay, I think I know what I will say? Do

656
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Speaker 3: you have do you have a thought? First?

657
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Speaker 4: Well, my first thought when I first read this was

658
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Speaker 4: to be whoever the current world champion marathon runner would

659
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Speaker 4: be because dogs seemed to love to like run, and

660
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Speaker 4: if you were somebody that's like, hey just runs twenty

661
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Speaker 4: six miles and two and a half hours, like that'd

662
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Speaker 4: be a great owner. You're just like, I'm gonna run

663
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Speaker 4: with that person every day. Yeah, But if we're doing

664
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:08,080
Speaker 4: it more like human me, I don't want to run

665
00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:13,000
Speaker 4: that much very often. Yeah, So I would say celebrity

666
00:35:13,120 --> 00:35:21,440
Speaker 4: is interesting too. My favorite current living celebrity is definitely

667
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Speaker 4: John Waters. That would be a fun household to be in,

668
00:35:26,160 --> 00:35:30,360
Speaker 4: a lot of weirdos, a lot of great conversation, probably

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Speaker 4: would feed you very well. So I would lean towards that.

670
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Speaker 4: I'm trying to think of what celebrity is just the known.

671
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Speaker 4: I mean Betty White was like known, best animal owner,

672
00:35:42,920 --> 00:35:48,640
Speaker 4: just loved him to death. Hmmm hm.

673
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Speaker 1: You know.

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Speaker 4: The first time I ever saw a dog on a

675
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Speaker 4: plane was Daniel Tosh had a laptock on a flight

676
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Speaker 4: and I didn't even know as possible, and I like

677
00:35:56,080 --> 00:35:57,960
Speaker 4: looked and saw the dog and was so confused, looked

678
00:35:58,040 --> 00:35:59,400
Speaker 4: up and it was Daniel Tosh and I was like,

679
00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:02,320
Speaker 4: well this just keeps getting stranger and walk back to

680
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Speaker 4: my poor person seat.

681
00:36:04,719 --> 00:36:07,319
Speaker 3: What a fascinating person just.

682
00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:10,480
Speaker 4: Loves his dogs apparently just absolutely loves dogs. Good for him.

683
00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:11,799
Speaker 4: Who doesn't love a good dog.

684
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:15,239
Speaker 3: So my first feeling was Chelsea Handler, because Chelsea hand

685
00:36:15,320 --> 00:36:20,279
Speaker 3: loves dog, treats her dogs like little princes. They come

686
00:36:20,360 --> 00:36:23,799
Speaker 3: to work with her, remember that, Like they're everywhere with her.

687
00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:29,160
Speaker 3: They just you know, And Chelsea, you know, loves drinking,

688
00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:32,480
Speaker 3: loves doing drugs, probably has a fun house, you know,

689
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Speaker 3: so it would be fun to kind of just be

690
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Speaker 3: a dog around there. But then I'm more thinking, like

691
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Speaker 3: who's the most interesting person? That's right, you know, because

692
00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:47,719
Speaker 3: it's because like true, I think as a dog, you're

693
00:36:47,880 --> 00:36:52,560
Speaker 3: pretty happy most of the time anyway, So who's the

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Speaker 3: most interesting person to.

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Speaker 1: Be with?

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Speaker 4: I know that's the thing about dogs. They're always just

697
00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:03,680
Speaker 4: having a ball. Yeah, what they really are so fun?

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Speaker 3: I would say Banksy's dog.

699
00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:08,080
Speaker 4: If if you could go we're cooking there we go.

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Speaker 3: If Banksy took his dog on on like when he

701
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Speaker 3: puts stuff.

702
00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:17,239
Speaker 4: Up, Yeah, Banksy's dog would be good. I was wondering

703
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Speaker 4: if you're gonna do like a Laird Hamilton or some

704
00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:21,680
Speaker 4: like Kelly Slater, like some surfer where you're like, I

705
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Speaker 4: just go to the beach.

706
00:37:22,719 --> 00:37:25,880
Speaker 3: I ever watched an interview with surfers. They are the

707
00:37:26,080 --> 00:37:31,000
Speaker 3: fucking dumbest people on the planet. It is they're so happy,

708
00:37:31,160 --> 00:37:33,560
Speaker 3: but they are so and they're also just like, I

709
00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:36,960
Speaker 3: don't know, I gotta go. Like, especially big wave surfers

710
00:37:37,360 --> 00:37:42,080
Speaker 3: like Lard Hamilton is kind of interesting a little bit. Yeah, yeah,

711
00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:43,840
Speaker 3: but like when you watch the people who are just

712
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Speaker 3: like I don't know. Every day I might die that

713
00:37:47,120 --> 00:37:51,600
Speaker 3: I do this and my family would be ruined. But

714
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Speaker 3: I just love to feel that adrenaline. It's just like

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Speaker 3: go drink or something like you're gonna kill your big

716
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Speaker 3: wave surfing to me is not I don't love big

717
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Speaker 3: wave surfing.

718
00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:08,160
Speaker 4: The I went to the Surf Awards once because they

719
00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:10,719
Speaker 4: were at a hotel. We were shooting, and it was

720
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Speaker 4: so eye opening that like the presenters or other surfers,

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Speaker 4: so they would be like best wave of the year

722
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Speaker 4: or whatever, like hot tallest wave, like whatever they were,

723
00:38:21,880 --> 00:38:24,600
Speaker 4: like they would barely be able to read the thing

724
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Speaker 4: that they were like the prompt and.

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Speaker 3: Your sense of humor is always just smacking another man

726
00:38:29,560 --> 00:38:31,120
Speaker 3: in the testicles, do you know what I mean? Like

727
00:38:31,239 --> 00:38:33,360
Speaker 3: that's like the level of humor that's happening.

728
00:38:33,960 --> 00:38:38,719
Speaker 4: And then when they would win every speech, they would

729
00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:42,279
Speaker 4: start sentences and not finish them, but then they would

730
00:38:42,280 --> 00:38:44,960
Speaker 4: all just evolve into you were there, and you were

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Speaker 4: and then recognizing people. So it would be like Kurt

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Speaker 4: brown Oller wins biggest wave ride of.

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Speaker 2: The year, and then you'd be like, oh, what it was,

734
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Speaker 2: you were there? You know what I'm talking about.

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00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:04,520
Speaker 4: And then I was like, they're not saying anything. They're

736
00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:07,839
Speaker 4: just nervously pointing at people and saying you were there

737
00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:11,280
Speaker 4: or like it was. And I'm like John, John Florence

738
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Speaker 4: won one and he goes up there and he's talking

739
00:39:12,680 --> 00:39:14,719
Speaker 4: about pipeline or something, and I was like, what is

740
00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:18,920
Speaker 4: he even because he's like it was you and You're

741
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:22,680
Speaker 4: like these But then maybe dogs love that, so who knows,

742
00:39:22,880 --> 00:39:25,920
Speaker 4: maybe maybe dog want Yeah, I mean, maybe those are

743
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:28,800
Speaker 4: Maybe it's the reverse. Maybe this is the reverse hyppathetical

744
00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:30,839
Speaker 4: where dogs got to turn into people and they turned

745
00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:36,040
Speaker 4: into surfers when given the choice, here's.

746
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Speaker 3: Something you're doing, John Waters.

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00:39:37,880 --> 00:39:41,240
Speaker 4: I think so. Also, I have a feeling he watches

748
00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:44,200
Speaker 4: great weird movies all the time and I can just

749
00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:47,319
Speaker 4: cozy up on the corner of that couch and watch

750
00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:49,680
Speaker 4: weird movies with John Waters. That seems fun.

751
00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:51,759
Speaker 3: That's one last one.

752
00:39:52,920 --> 00:39:59,520
Speaker 4: Here's a fun one scenario advice. This is from the

753
00:39:59,640 --> 00:40:05,160
Speaker 4: fant task to Courtney Courtney something with an scch Sorry, Courtney,

754
00:40:05,160 --> 00:40:07,759
Speaker 4: I screenshot at it. You'll know who you are. I'm

755
00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:09,879
Speaker 4: twenty nine years old and I got semi drunk tonight

756
00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:14,120
Speaker 4: on wine at Applebee's. Great start, Great start, fun person,

757
00:40:14,360 --> 00:40:19,520
Speaker 4: Courtney rules interested, But I'm going dress shopping two hours

758
00:40:19,560 --> 00:40:23,279
Speaker 4: away from home tomorrow, Cleveland to Columbus, Ohio, and my

759
00:40:23,480 --> 00:40:25,440
Speaker 4: mom is sleeping over because we have to leave at

760
00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:28,120
Speaker 4: seventy m I want to go to the bar at

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00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:31,680
Speaker 4: the end of my street. Me and my fiance are regulars.

762
00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:34,839
Speaker 4: Fiance is asleep, but I'm scared my mom will get

763
00:40:34,920 --> 00:40:40,480
Speaker 4: mad at me. What would the banana boys do? How

764
00:40:40,520 --> 00:40:43,040
Speaker 4: would you sneak out of the house with your mom

765
00:40:43,880 --> 00:40:46,920
Speaker 4: waiting in the wings, your fiance already asleep, You're already

766
00:40:46,960 --> 00:40:48,399
Speaker 4: wine drunk from Applebee's.

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00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:52,600
Speaker 3: Oh oh, there's a bar at the it's happening right

768
00:40:52,719 --> 00:40:55,360
Speaker 3: now kind of question. This is the first type of advice,

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00:40:55,800 --> 00:41:02,120
Speaker 3: which is very very present, moment, very specific. Once they

770
00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:04,480
Speaker 3: get it, it will be way past this moment.

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00:41:04,640 --> 00:41:05,120
Speaker 4: I love it.

772
00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:10,879
Speaker 3: I'm gonna set a sound machine outside the mom's door,

773
00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:14,799
Speaker 3: loud sound machine going, even if it's on your phone

774
00:41:14,920 --> 00:41:18,759
Speaker 3: or on like a computer, and then you can do

775
00:41:18,840 --> 00:41:20,920
Speaker 3: whatever the fuck you want, because that's going to cover

776
00:41:21,080 --> 00:41:23,400
Speaker 3: up all your coming and comings and goings.

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00:41:23,960 --> 00:41:25,520
Speaker 4: I think you just treat it all like a challenge.

778
00:41:25,760 --> 00:41:28,239
Speaker 4: I think you start a timer on your phone, and

779
00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:31,799
Speaker 4: you see how slowly you can creep out of your house.

780
00:41:31,960 --> 00:41:34,839
Speaker 4: You see how quietly you can open unlock the door.

781
00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:37,600
Speaker 4: You basically replay all of us in high school sneaking

782
00:41:37,680 --> 00:41:40,440
Speaker 4: back into our houses, but you do it as a

783
00:41:40,520 --> 00:41:41,040
Speaker 4: grown woman.

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00:41:41,440 --> 00:41:45,640
Speaker 3: And oh that's another option as well. Yeah, to just

785
00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:49,400
Speaker 3: say I'm a grown adult and I'm allowed to go

786
00:41:49,520 --> 00:41:53,600
Speaker 3: to the bar whenever i want, because that's what being

787
00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:55,880
Speaker 3: an adult is. And you write that out of a

788
00:41:55,960 --> 00:41:58,200
Speaker 3: piece of paper and put it on the and then

789
00:41:58,239 --> 00:41:59,000
Speaker 3: you go to the bar.

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00:41:59,719 --> 00:42:02,080
Speaker 4: You oh, in your house and you find an item

791
00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:04,799
Speaker 4: that you know your mom always thought was great and loved,

792
00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:07,359
Speaker 4: and you wrap it in wrapping paper and you slip

793
00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:09,279
Speaker 4: it in your purse. And when you come back, if

794
00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:11,120
Speaker 4: she's mad at me, you go. But I was out

795
00:42:11,200 --> 00:42:13,120
Speaker 4: getting you this, and then you give it to and

796
00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:15,359
Speaker 4: say night mom, and go to sleep and let her

797
00:42:15,520 --> 00:42:19,560
Speaker 4: deal with the guilt of second guessing your heart and

798
00:42:19,680 --> 00:42:22,799
Speaker 4: your soul and your commitment to your mind. Here, Kirk,

799
00:42:22,840 --> 00:42:25,319
Speaker 4: because since that one was, I'll do the real quick

800
00:42:25,360 --> 00:42:26,880
Speaker 4: one that will just do a speed What do you

801
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:30,160
Speaker 4: rather from, Eric Simsick? You have the power flight, Kurt,

802
00:42:30,239 --> 00:42:33,239
Speaker 4: but you can only fly with your back to the

803
00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:36,400
Speaker 4: ground facing the sky. Or you have the power of

804
00:42:36,480 --> 00:42:41,400
Speaker 4: super speed, but only if you're running backwards. You have

805
00:42:41,480 --> 00:42:43,600
Speaker 4: to fly looking up always, or you have to run

806
00:42:43,680 --> 00:42:45,840
Speaker 4: backwards always. Which one would you rather have?

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00:42:46,200 --> 00:42:46,359
Speaker 1: Oh?

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00:42:46,560 --> 00:42:50,040
Speaker 3: Man, I mean, I don't understand how you do either.

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00:42:51,120 --> 00:42:53,319
Speaker 4: You know, it's great, visual great.

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00:42:53,600 --> 00:42:59,799
Speaker 3: It's a very funny. I guess. I guess you could

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00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:04,200
Speaker 3: fly like that if you just went high enough so

812
00:43:04,320 --> 00:43:06,480
Speaker 3: that you knew you weren't going to hit a building

813
00:43:06,600 --> 00:43:10,600
Speaker 3: or anything. Yeah, and you just picked your direction. But

814
00:43:10,719 --> 00:43:14,520
Speaker 3: then also it's like you don't it's almost impossible to

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00:43:14,600 --> 00:43:16,160
Speaker 3: figure out how to where you're gonna land.

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00:43:17,080 --> 00:43:19,800
Speaker 4: I think it's such a funny. Would you rather for

817
00:43:20,040 --> 00:43:22,919
Speaker 4: exactly the reason you're talking? I would go flying back

818
00:43:22,960 --> 00:43:23,400
Speaker 4: to ground?

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00:43:23,440 --> 00:43:23,560
Speaker 1: One?

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00:43:23,760 --> 00:43:26,719
Speaker 4: Flying seems great yeah two. But yeah, you don't really

821
00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:30,040
Speaker 4: get the visuals of what's beneath you, but you could

822
00:43:30,120 --> 00:43:32,320
Speaker 4: hold a mirror at some point and see what's beneath you.

823
00:43:32,680 --> 00:43:34,640
Speaker 4: But then just the funny visual if you and the

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00:43:34,719 --> 00:43:36,360
Speaker 4: kids were in the front yard and you looked up

825
00:43:36,400 --> 00:43:39,840
Speaker 4: and just saw me, hands threaded, relaxing like I'm just

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00:43:39,920 --> 00:43:43,040
Speaker 4: taking a nap, flying over I mean, funniest thing in

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Speaker 4: the world. Yeah, that's say thank you.

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Speaker 3: If we're going flying Eric, it's another bonusade, folks. Thank you.

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