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<v Speaker 1>How old were you when you got your first ever pet?

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<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't even say dog, just pet, and what was said? Pet? Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>I want to say I was sixth ish, yeah, because

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<v Speaker 2>I was pretty small. It was a big golden retriever. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it wasn't. It wasn't. We got him from the pound too,

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<v Speaker 2>so he was fully grown. I told you about him.

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<v Speaker 2>His name was The pound gave us his name. They

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<v Speaker 2>named him Bandit because he was.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, oh, he kept running away, that's rightswords and taking off.

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<v Speaker 2>Five or six months of it. We had picked him

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<v Speaker 2>up from the pound because we got I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>if it was the chip or whatever, but they definitely

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<v Speaker 2>knew who to call at that point. But yeah, they

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<v Speaker 2>called him bandit because he was like a pound regular.

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<v Speaker 2>So that was my first dog, or well, my and

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<v Speaker 2>my first pet. I didn't have.

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<v Speaker 1>You didn't have anything before that.

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<v Speaker 2>I might have had like goldfish that you know, the

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<v Speaker 2>ones that last a week or whatever from a affair

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<v Speaker 2>that you win from that one specific game.

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<v Speaker 1>The pink pong job is teaching everybody how to play pong,

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<v Speaker 1>the drinking game. We all started with fish.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah that I might have had maybe one of those before,

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<v Speaker 2>but he was my first pet. Okay, interesting, and what

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<v Speaker 2>about you?

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<v Speaker 1>I had a gerbil named Charcoal when I was eight

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<v Speaker 1>or nine, and then my brother got cats and the

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<v Speaker 1>gerbil didn't last much after.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, what when do you think getting road killed type

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<v Speaker 2>animals as pets started?

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<v Speaker 1>Why is it why gerbils aren't road killed kind of pets?

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<v Speaker 2>Where are they from? And what do they do?

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<v Speaker 1>It is true, it's it's it's just like a rebrand

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<v Speaker 1>a gerbil?

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<v Speaker 2>Can you cut?

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<v Speaker 1>Probably shouldn't, right?

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<v Speaker 2>Can you?

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<v Speaker 1>Like?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know whatzzle your gerbil? Or did it just

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<v Speaker 2>stay in a cave.

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<v Speaker 1>First of all, I've got to say, just from a

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<v Speaker 1>euphemism standpoint, nuzzle your gerbil sounds like something that we

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<v Speaker 1>should put on a T shirt immediately. So yeah, let's

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<v Speaker 1>just be honest with that. This early in the morning, Sabrina,

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<v Speaker 1>where your mind is going?

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<v Speaker 2>I went like this? I mean I really did, like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh Like it was not like a oh God, there

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<v Speaker 2>we go for you over the last couple of days.

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<v Speaker 1>Well I'm speaking of pets. Well, first of all, let's

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<v Speaker 1>welcome you back to Magical Rewind, the show that makes

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<v Speaker 1>you want to grab your friends, your BJ's and your popcorn.

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<v Speaker 1>And get back to a time when no the houses

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<v Speaker 1>were smart, the wave tsunamis and you nuzzled your gerbil.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm Wilfordell.

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<v Speaker 2>And I am Sabrina Brian surviving on this podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, so leash up your dog and lock the sidegate,

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<v Speaker 1>because this week's magical rewind. We're barking up. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>say the wrong tree. In two thousand and one's coming

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<v Speaker 1>of age film Hounded, as I guessed last week off

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<v Speaker 1>the title alone, this one involves a dog. Actually you

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<v Speaker 1>did too. We were both like, it's got to be

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<v Speaker 1>about a dog, but I would never have guessed. It's

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<v Speaker 1>also a weird kind of true crime drama and also

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<v Speaker 1>a bizarre physical comedy attempt, and we'll get into it.

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<v Speaker 1>It was released on April thirteenth, two thousand and one,

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<v Speaker 1>and is often forgotten within the dcom lexicon. We sometimes

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<v Speaker 1>might not be the worst thing. We sometimes get a

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<v Speaker 1>high school musical or a xenon to review, and then

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<v Speaker 1>sometimes we're watching movie that's long lost in the archives,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's what we're watching with Hounded, And to be honest,

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<v Speaker 1>that's a little surprising considering the cast is amazingly impressive

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<v Speaker 1>and recognizable and that's the truth. Yes, first off, as

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<v Speaker 1>everybody likes to know, we are returning to the dcom

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<v Speaker 1>capital of the country. I'm gonna say world, not even

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<v Speaker 1>country World, Salt Lake City, Utah for filming. One central

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<v Speaker 1>location was the Magdalene Choir School campus, which includes a

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<v Speaker 1>beautiful church built in nineteen oh nine and is the

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<v Speaker 1>only cathedral in the US under the patronage of Saint

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<v Speaker 1>Mary Magdalene. And it shoul come as no surprise it

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<v Speaker 1>was produced by Don Shane, the man who connected Disney

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<v Speaker 1>Original films to Utah in the first place. AVHS was

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<v Speaker 1>released for this one almost exactly one year after its

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<v Speaker 1>debut on the channel. But critics also did not love

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<v Speaker 1>this one back in two thousand and one, and currently

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<v Speaker 1>it is below fifty percent on Rotten Tomatoes, which I

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<v Speaker 1>guess is still the kind of the benchmark is rotten tomatoes? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>the way to serve I guess. So it's certified fresh

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<v Speaker 1>and all this kind of stuff. But what a critics

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<v Speaker 1>know in this case, I think a lot. But thanks

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<v Speaker 1>to Disney Plus and Lucky for the mission statement of

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<v Speaker 1>our podcast, Hounded isn't actually lost. It is currently streaming

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<v Speaker 1>on the studio's flagship streamer. You can watch it now

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<v Speaker 1>or wait till we're done and see what we got wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>Write down all the mistakes, then call five five five

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<v Speaker 1>six five six nine and leave a message for us.

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<v Speaker 1>If you take anything away from today's podcast, let it

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<v Speaker 1>be that we want to hear from you. It's ninety

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<v Speaker 1>nine cents the first minute, sixty two dollars each additional minute,

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<v Speaker 1>and now let's get your voice modulators ready. It's time

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<v Speaker 1>to kidnap a Pomeranian and get into the synopsis. In

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<v Speaker 1>an attempt to foil his mean spirited rival, high school

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<v Speaker 1>student Jay accidentally kidnaps his principals seemingly cute, tiny dog,

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<v Speaker 1>and it turns out to be a nightmare of a

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<v Speaker 1>beast who Sabrina, What were your early thoughts on Hounded?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, my early thought was, I was, as you said,

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<v Speaker 2>so excited about this cast. I was excited, honestly, knowing

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<v Speaker 2>like two of one of my favorite young child actors

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<v Speaker 2>being linked together. I was so pumped for it. I

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<v Speaker 2>had never heard of it, so that did make me

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<v Speaker 2>feel a little nervous. Once we started getting into it instantly,

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<v Speaker 2>and I was like, oh, this is like our typical

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<v Speaker 2>you know what we look for as far as what

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<v Speaker 2>a dcom of this time was, and I was kind

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<v Speaker 2>of interested to see where it went. Those were my

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<v Speaker 2>early thoughts. I also went, oh, no, I don't. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't think Will's gonna like this one. More what my

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<v Speaker 2>early thoughts were than anything else.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, was I right? You were right? Yeah? It took

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<v Speaker 1>me three days to watch this movie. Really, it really did.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm with you. One of the best casts we've

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<v Speaker 1>had of any dcom. Yeah, which we'll get into, but

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<v Speaker 1>I mean a crazy cast. And they were all good.

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<v Speaker 1>There was not a single dud in the bunch when

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<v Speaker 1>it came to acting. Everybody was great. I didn't get

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<v Speaker 1>the story. I didn't get where they were going. Some

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<v Speaker 1>of it made absolutely no sense. Uh it was. This

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<v Speaker 1>was a rough one for me. It seemed to me like,

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<v Speaker 1>and I even stopped to look up when it was

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<v Speaker 1>made in two thousand and one. It seemed to me

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<v Speaker 1>like the one scene in there, something about Mary where

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<v Speaker 1>the little dog attacks Ben Stiller, that somebody watched that,

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<v Speaker 1>And when I'm going to make an entire dcom about this,

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<v Speaker 1>I swear to god they watched. And oh, I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to do a ninety minute movie hopefully about this one seed.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I could see how you think my real trip

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<v Speaker 2>up and ends that happens at the end. And you know,

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<v Speaker 2>I am one of the biggest things for me with

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<v Speaker 2>d coms is I am looking for a good learning

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<v Speaker 2>moment and the learning moment did not add up, and

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<v Speaker 2>I was just like, Okay. Then I went oh, because

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<v Speaker 2>other than that, I kind of took it as like

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<v Speaker 2>on that let with two thousand and one, this is

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<v Speaker 2>right before yeah, the like full blown lock in of

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<v Speaker 2>what this mom is. This was like that middle area.

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<v Speaker 2>So I kind of gave it a little bit more grace,

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<v Speaker 2>mainly because the cast was so good. Yeah, so amazing,

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<v Speaker 2>that's you.

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<v Speaker 1>Know, Okay, well let's get into who that cast is.

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<v Speaker 1>But first, Hounded was directed by Neil Israel, a name

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<v Speaker 1>we have seen before. He directed the Dcmpoof Point and

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<v Speaker 1>had quite a career, amazing career in both TV and

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<v Speaker 1>movies over the decades. He first burst onto the scene

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<v Speaker 1>in nineteen eighty four with the raunchy Tom Hanks comedy

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<v Speaker 1>Bachelor Party, which, for anybody my age, was the one

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<v Speaker 1>you'd sneak into and stuck in the frat guy VHS

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<v Speaker 1>rental scene with movies like Moving Violations and Breaking the Rules.

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<v Speaker 1>Then in the nineties he transitioned into family films like Surf,

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<v Speaker 1>Ninja's Two Different, Mary Kate and Ashley movies, and TV

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<v Speaker 1>shows like Lucy Maguire and Even Stevens. He's also a

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<v Speaker 1>legendary writer as the mind behind Police Academy, Real Genius

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<v Speaker 1>and Look Who's Talking To? Now, Look Who's Talking To?

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<v Speaker 1>Is a decent movie. The first one was better, but

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<v Speaker 1>Police Academy and Real Genius are two great eighties films.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I would say, Look Who's Talking To is a

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<v Speaker 2>great It was.

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<v Speaker 1>It wasn't as good as the first one, though the

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<v Speaker 1>first one was great.

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<v Speaker 2>First Yeah, great, hop notch and it's.

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<v Speaker 1>The return of Let's start this cast because amazing Taj Moury.

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<v Speaker 1>He plays the lead Jay Martin. Toaj is part of

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<v Speaker 1>the storied Moury siblings. We saw his sisters Tia and

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<v Speaker 1>Tamara in Twitch's and Twitch's part de Taj was a

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<v Speaker 1>regular guest star in Full House, but was best known

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<v Speaker 1>as the lead of the family sitcom Smart Guy. We

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<v Speaker 1>know him from the dcoms. Of course, The Proofpoint another

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<v Speaker 1>collaboration between him and Neil Israel, and of course I

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<v Speaker 1>worked with him on the animated series Kim Possible. I

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<v Speaker 1>Got to Go. Wade Taj was most recently in the

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<v Speaker 1>Disney Machine again for the twenty twenty three show The

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<v Speaker 1>Muppets Mayhem and we have a very young standout performance

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<v Speaker 1>yet again from arguably the best child actor to ever live,

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<v Speaker 1>which is you could really make the argument that is

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<v Speaker 1>Shi La buff As Ronnie van Duzen. We know Shia

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<v Speaker 1>from the Even Stevens d com and we also recapped

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<v Speaker 1>his movie True Confessions. Shia's career began at twelve years

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<v Speaker 1>old and his roller coaster life in the spotlight has

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<v Speaker 1>included huge blockbusters like I Robot and Transformers. Grow up

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<v Speaker 1>and focus on what he'd called performance art. But in

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<v Speaker 1>the end he's had some issues and he's just kind

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<v Speaker 1>of shy it now. But there's no denying he is

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<v Speaker 1>an absolutely incredible actor. And again, if you put together

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<v Speaker 1>a list of the top five child actors of all time,

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<v Speaker 1>anybody who knows anything about it could not exclude him

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<v Speaker 1>from that list. Ever, He's amazing. Craig Kirkwood is Mike Martin.

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<v Speaker 1>He's most recognizable from his role in the Denzel movie

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<v Speaker 1>Remember the Titans, but also appeared on TV shows like

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<v Speaker 1>My So Called Life, Family Matters, Fresh, Prince of bel Air,

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<v Speaker 1>and another Mower family project, Sister Sister. His last acting

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<v Speaker 1>credit is from two thousand and six And We've Got

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<v Speaker 1>Sarah Paxton as Tracy Richberg. The former child actress worked

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<v Speaker 1>on a ton as a kid like TV shows such

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<v Speaker 1>as Will and Grace, Lizzie McGuire, Passions in Summerland or

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<v Speaker 1>is it Summerland? Summerland, Summerland, Somewhere in the summer, there's

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<v Speaker 1>a land. That's the show she was on. She starred

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<v Speaker 1>in Aquamarine, a movie with Emma Roberts and Jojo. Is

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<v Speaker 1>Jojo different than Joe Joe Siwa or Joe Joe?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my gosh, yes, like could not be, Like, oh

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<v Speaker 2>my gosh, oh gosh, will.

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<v Speaker 1>Somebody just producing reason is on how Dare You? Jojo

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<v Speaker 1>is also a cookie so and there's plenty of things

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<v Speaker 1>it could be.

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<v Speaker 2>Jojo was an artist that came out a lot earlier

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<v Speaker 2>than Jojo. Siwah was like a little little girl. She

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<v Speaker 2>was like way different.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay different, So this is a different Jojo. I've offended

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<v Speaker 1>a Jojo. Apparently I apologize to all the JoJo's in

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<v Speaker 1>the world. We take it back.

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<v Speaker 2>Are we back right now?

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<v Speaker 1>Now? I have to ask, are we offending Jojo or

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<v Speaker 1>we offending Joe Joe Seewa, Well Jojo.

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<v Speaker 2>The one we're talking about in this movie, or well

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<v Speaker 2>she's not in this movie, but in Aquamarine she's a

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<v Speaker 2>singer like she has. Jo Jojo Seawaw started on that

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<v Speaker 2>show Dance Moms or yeah, dance Moms where it was

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<v Speaker 2>like a reality show. And then but there's not to

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<v Speaker 2>say anything terrible what she's done. I mean, she took

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<v Speaker 2>her career and just flew forward making Monroe has probably

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<v Speaker 2>four or five of her like giant bows like she's

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, she's made a career for herself and her

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<v Speaker 2>own right. But when it comes to like music and art,

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<v Speaker 2>it's like, oh yeah, Like then.

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<v Speaker 1>I apologize to whichever Jojo I should apologize to. I

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<v Speaker 1>humbly mean that, whatever Jojo you are. And on the

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<v Speaker 1>dcom side, this Jojo would start in return to holl No,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, not Jojo. This Sarah Paxton would start in

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<v Speaker 1>Halloween Town, the two thousand and six entry to the

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<v Speaker 1>Scary franchise, which was a look into her future because

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<v Speaker 1>she has since starred in a bunch of great modern

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<v Speaker 1>day horror movies like The Innkeepers, The Last House in

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<v Speaker 1>the Left, and Cheap Thrills. And she has also helped

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<v Speaker 1>with two huge horror movies directed and written by her husband,

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<v Speaker 1>one of the biggest emerging filmmakers today, Zach Krieger, and

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<v Speaker 1>his movies Barbarian and Weapons Worth noting, I guess those

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<v Speaker 1>are two movies, Barbarian and Weapons Worth noting. She was

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<v Speaker 1>in a wheelchair for the film, but it is obviously

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<v Speaker 1>not in a wheelchair in real life. And then we

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<v Speaker 1>have just credited as girl number one, we have Olyssa Rulin.

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<v Speaker 1>This was her first acting role, but she would go

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<v Speaker 1>on to star as Kelsey Nielsen one of Disney Channel's

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<v Speaker 1>biggest franchises, High School Musical. I said it went back

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<v Speaker 1>because of course we know there's an explanation point. She

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<v Speaker 1>also starred in Halloween Town High, the TV series Greek,

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<v Speaker 1>Drop Dead, Diva Powers, Ncis Los Angeles, The Rookie, and more.

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<v Speaker 1>So it all started with her one line in this movie.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna go ahead and scratch my number one. Star

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<v Speaker 2>stars starred Sabrita seas Right off.

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<v Speaker 1>My sorry, we're gonna take that off. There you go.

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<v Speaker 1>You can talk about Jojo.

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<v Speaker 2>Sh I was so excited to see her. It's so

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<v Speaker 2>great because this shows how Disney works. You know, you

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<v Speaker 2>go in, you get a small part, and then later on, boom,

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<v Speaker 2>they're giving you like one of your like million dollar

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<v Speaker 2>baby situations.

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<v Speaker 1>It's awesome and I did. It's obviously I didn't know

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<v Speaker 1>who she was, but the second she popped on screen,

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh, I know her, Yeah, I recognize her. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And this week we've got a pretty great one in

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<v Speaker 1>the Dabney Reynolds position. Yes it is, mister, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>instantly call him Sir Ed Bagley Junior as Shy as

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<v Speaker 1>Dad and school Headmaster Ward van Dusen. An established name

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<v Speaker 1>in Hollywood, Begley is a big dcom get. He was

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<v Speaker 1>a TV regular in the seventies and in the eighties

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<v Speaker 1>he starred as doctor Victor Erlick on Saint Elsewhere, a

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<v Speaker 1>role that earned him six consecutive Emmy nominations. On the

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<v Speaker 1>movie side, he appeared in Batman, Forever, Pineapple Express, and

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<v Speaker 1>a slew of Christopher guest movies, including This Is Spinal Tap.

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<v Speaker 1>Best in Show and a Mighty Wind. He was most

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<v Speaker 1>recently seen in Better Call Saul and Young Sheldon. He's

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<v Speaker 1>also one of Hollywood's original environmentalists, as an early adapter

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<v Speaker 1>to things like electric cars, recycling, veganism, and solar power,

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<v Speaker 1>and Begley's real life wife, actress Rachel Carson, plays his

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<v Speaker 1>partner in the movie Too, I didn't know that going in.

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<v Speaker 1>Carson has been in films like But I'm a Cheerleader

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<v Speaker 1>and The Bling Ring, and was seen in recent TV

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<v Speaker 1>shows like Cobrakai. She is also very involved in earth

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<v Speaker 1>related initiatives right alongside her husband, and one thing that

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<v Speaker 1>Beaglees can do to help save the Earth is to

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<v Speaker 1>be in a short movie the less energy exerted. We

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<v Speaker 1>all get home at a reasonable hour, so less carbon monoxide,

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<v Speaker 1>smaller footprint, all that kind of stuff. So that's the

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<v Speaker 1>question is how long is hounded? It's ninety two minutes

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<v Speaker 1>our so close to our target, but two minutes off

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<v Speaker 1>and not on the side we'd hope for. If only

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<v Speaker 1>they could have neutered those one hundred and twenty seconds,

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<v Speaker 1>we'd be much better off.

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<v Speaker 2>Nootered. I love it, but for now.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we live in a shattered reality. It's tough.

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<v Speaker 2>Too long. We got to go back to that.

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<v Speaker 1>It is long, Yes, I did. I had to watch

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<v Speaker 1>this in chunks. This is one of those movies there's

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<v Speaker 1>two names with the script credit on this one. It

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<v Speaker 1>is a writing team. We have Don Calamy, who is

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<v Speaker 1>the husband of Big Chill actress Meg Tilly, and his

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<v Speaker 1>teammate Chris Conroy. They have only two notable writing credits

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<v Speaker 1>their names, This and the two thousand and six Dane

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<v Speaker 1>Cook Jessica Simpson movie Employee of the Month. We'll just

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<v Speaker 1>leave that there, so let's not waste any more time.

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<v Speaker 1>We have your dog and we want five grand in trade,

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<v Speaker 1>or you know, let's just recaphound it. We open with

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<v Speaker 1>some black and white animation, almost like preliminary sketches you

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<v Speaker 1>see for cartoons. A young boy knocks on the door

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<v Speaker 1>of his school headmaster and is welcomed by a man

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<v Speaker 1>who removes a mask to reveal a terrifying, big bad wolf.

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<v Speaker 1>The rabbit animal tries to eat the head of the boy,

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<v Speaker 1>who just barely avoids it by ducking his head into

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<v Speaker 1>his shirt. The kid runs off and the wolf laughs.

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<v Speaker 1>We pull out to find it is in fact a

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<v Speaker 1>cartoon being drawn by a real life teenager in a

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<v Speaker 1>school uniform. His name is Jay, and he's in his

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<v Speaker 1>art studio inspired bedroom. Starting in a bedroom, let's get

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<v Speaker 1>to know our characters. We hear a parent yell out

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<v Speaker 1>that breakfast is ready, and so he grabs a backpack

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<v Speaker 1>and makes his way downstairs. We also get a glimpse

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<v Speaker 1>of a frame picture of the kid with what appears

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<v Speaker 1>to be his dad on a baseball field. Now in

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<v Speaker 1>the kitchen, his mom reveals she got a call from

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<v Speaker 1>Aunt Lois this morning. She broke her ankle again and

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<v Speaker 1>is in the hospital. Will need to go stay with

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<v Speaker 1>her for a week to help. Even though Jay assures

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<v Speaker 1>her he can be home alone, She's called his brother

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<v Speaker 1>to come down from Starkwell Military Academy to keep him company.

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<v Speaker 1>Jay is very much not thrilled with this decision. His

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<v Speaker 1>brother is just gonna yell at him and bost him

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<v Speaker 1>around all day. He even says he hates me, which

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<v Speaker 1>I thought was like wow. His mom swears it's just

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<v Speaker 1>because his brother cares about him. She leaves cash for

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<v Speaker 1>the week and some frozen dinners in the freezer, then

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<v Speaker 1>apologizes for missing the awards ceremony tonight. Jay explains he

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<v Speaker 1>hasn't won anything yet, but she insists she's proud of

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<v Speaker 1>him and his dad would have been too. So, yes, folks,

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<v Speaker 1>it seems like we have a dead dad alert, dead

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<v Speaker 1>dead dad guys, the return of the deceased parent to

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<v Speaker 1>the dcom Did you see this coming?

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<v Speaker 2>I the picture frame gave me a little twinkle of oh,

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<v Speaker 2>there's something there, But also did you not go? Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>So we just got the entire backstory within like a minute,

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<v Speaker 2>in forty three seconds, yep, of this is what's happening.

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<v Speaker 2>This is why it's okay that you're going to be

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<v Speaker 2>at the house by yourself, your brother's going to be here,

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<v Speaker 2>like boom boom boom boom boom. Like that was a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of information within the first three minutes of the movie.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm also it's also I'm sorry your your son is

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<v Speaker 1>that night not a week from now. That night has

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<v Speaker 1>a huge presentation that could determine his entire future. You

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<v Speaker 1>can't wait twenty four hours to go be with your

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<v Speaker 1>sister who broke her ankle. She's yea, not in a coma.

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<v Speaker 1>She's not.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, she's not. It's not a life threatening situation.

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<v Speaker 1>She broke her ankle and had the mom been there?

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<v Speaker 1>See this is where the movie to me was like,

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<v Speaker 1>had the mom been there? And he said, Mom, this

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<v Speaker 1>is my presentation. I read part of this to you.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, oh no, no, well then you're gonna go up

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<v Speaker 2>and give it and we're gonna have a talk right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Movie over. That's what it is. But no, Mom has

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<v Speaker 1>to go now. I have to leave right now because

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<v Speaker 1>she broke her ankle. It's like, come on, and you

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<v Speaker 1>even said this is the second time she's done it.

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<v Speaker 1>She's broken her ankle before she can be okay for

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<v Speaker 1>hobble around for twenty four hours. It's literally about his

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<v Speaker 1>entire scholarship chapter.

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<v Speaker 2>Of his life, next chapter, so that's going right away.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, all right, already not buying this, Like

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<v Speaker 1>you're not gonna wait for twenty four hours, but this's

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<v Speaker 1>like good luck on your giant thing you're doing. So yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I was that was already like right from a writing standpoint,

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, really, make it something better. She was

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<v Speaker 1>in a car. I mean, you don't have to go crazy,

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<v Speaker 1>but she's something to where it's not like she broke

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<v Speaker 1>her ankle. I have to go again. Good luck on

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<v Speaker 1>that giant thing you've been working your whole life on.

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<v Speaker 1>See you tomorrow, right, that was.

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<v Speaker 2>Weird to me, or even the fact that he was

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<v Speaker 2>like so okay with it too, like let's.

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<v Speaker 1>Constantly yeah, okay.

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<v Speaker 2>It made sense easily to just be like she's a

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<v Speaker 2>now single mom who has a high powered job, and

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<v Speaker 2>she has a conference that she can't miss, like this.

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<v Speaker 1>Is to make a day life something, yes.

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<v Speaker 2>A day life that she is always just unfortunately unable

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<v Speaker 2>to be there because she's a single mom. Like here

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<v Speaker 2>you go, that.

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<v Speaker 1>Would have been good, but nope, they didn't do that.

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<v Speaker 1>So they sister broke her ankle again, so she's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>leave him some money and hope he's alive in a week.

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<v Speaker 1>Jay is worried his dad would have been disappointed because

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<v Speaker 1>he didn't go to stark Well, but his mom encourages

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<v Speaker 1>him to focus on the Peterson scholarship instead. We're now

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<v Speaker 1>at stark Well. It's a cold day at a boot camp.

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<v Speaker 1>Troops are marching in all directions and Sergeant Mike Martin,

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<v Speaker 1>Jay's brother, is shouting insults at his battalion mid crash out.

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<v Speaker 1>He's told that Colonel Douglas wants to see him asap.

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<v Speaker 1>He dismisses his platoon and runs off to find the

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<v Speaker 1>higher ranking officer, who is aware that Mike's soldiers are

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<v Speaker 1>close to failing this semester. Mike blames their bad grades

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<v Speaker 1>on laziness. The colonel knows he works hard, but thinks

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<v Speaker 1>he doesn't know what it's like to be a leader.

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<v Speaker 1>We learned that the dead Dad used to teach at Starkwell,

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<v Speaker 1>and his vice was always to lead with love, not fear.

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<v Speaker 1>The colonel has heard that Mike is needed at home

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<v Speaker 1>right now, so he suggests some time off to think

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<v Speaker 1>about his future in the military. It's not for everybody,

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<v Speaker 1>he tells him, which is true. We transition from the

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<v Speaker 1>soldier's disappointed look too Columbus Hall High. It's Jay's school,

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<v Speaker 1>starting up for the day. The headmaster, Ward van Dusen,

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<v Speaker 1>scans the crowd of students and confiscates a portable game system,

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<v Speaker 1>which in reality is just a video game controller, just

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<v Speaker 1>one you'd plug into a conser. There's no screen on

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<v Speaker 1>it or anything. There's literally no chance anyone could play

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<v Speaker 1>it without plugging it at home. It's not a thing,

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<v Speaker 1>but that's what he takes and becomes part of the story.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh it comes back so much like if you didn't

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<v Speaker 2>see it the first time. At the end, you're like.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, it's what's going on with this controller. Jay arrives

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<v Speaker 1>with his friends Bill and Tracy Richberg. Not Bill and

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<v Speaker 1>it's Bill and Tracy Richburg. They're not a married couple.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not Bill and Tracy Richburg, the latter rolling into

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<v Speaker 1>the quad in a wheelchair. A boy on the soccer field, Ronnie,

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<v Speaker 1>haphazardly kicks a ball into the school founder's statue. Then

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<v Speaker 1>it bounces off and hits a teacher in the head.

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<v Speaker 1>He laughs it off, and when the angry staff member

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<v Speaker 1>sees it was Ronnie who kicked it, she just quickly

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<v Speaker 1>smiles and waves. Jay notes that the privileged few get

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<v Speaker 1>away with everything while the nice kids get their unusable

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<v Speaker 1>video game controllers taken away. It's unfair. Jay excitedly pulls it.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what, I was just gonna say, nustle my

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<v Speaker 1>Gerbil again. But I didn't want to do that. Jay

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<v Speaker 1>excitedly pulls out a stack of flash cards to show

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<v Speaker 1>his pal. He flips through them, creating the moving animation

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<v Speaker 1>we saw earlier of the Big bad Headmaster Wolf. You're

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<v Speaker 1>still You're still laughing over nuzzling your gerbil, aren't you?

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<v Speaker 1>Mm hmm, there you go, there you go. That's your

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<v Speaker 1>your Your hashtag of the day is nuzzle my gerbil.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh God. The other side of the cards are filled

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<v Speaker 1>with words from his important scholarship presentation. Then head Master

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<v Speaker 1>Van Duson gets on the microphone for an announcement. He says,

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<v Speaker 1>if you had the rice yesterday, see the nurse if

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<v Speaker 1>you're feeling differently, which I thought was very funny. Secondly,

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<v Speaker 1>all eighth grader should report to the auditorium fifth period

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<v Speaker 1>for the Donald Peterson Memorial Awards competition. The bell rings

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<v Speaker 1>and everyone's off to class and once again, Ronnie kicks

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<v Speaker 1>the soccer ball into the crowd, this time hitting Jay

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<v Speaker 1>right in the face. The flash cards fall to the

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<v Speaker 1>ground and that quad Ronnie seems pretty proud of himself.

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<v Speaker 1>Then Headmaster Van Duson walks out into the yard as

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<v Speaker 1>Jay scurries to pick up the cards, but unfortunately before

0:22:52.280 --> 0:22:54.320
<v Speaker 1>he can scoop them all up. Then Dowson catches a

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<v Speaker 1>glimpse of the drawings and he knows it's a terrible

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<v Speaker 1>cartoon of himself because he picks up the picture of

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<v Speaker 1>a wolfhead. That's the one he shows. He goes it

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't look too much like me. It's like it's the

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<v Speaker 1>picture of a wolf. Why wouldn't they pick up the

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<v Speaker 1>one that's supposed to be him?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I would imagine because he is such a bully,

0:23:14.119 --> 0:23:16.760
<v Speaker 2>like he walks. I mean, when he we've already established

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<v Speaker 2>like everyone's kind of either afraid or like basically just

0:23:20.600 --> 0:23:24.480
<v Speaker 2>doesn't like him or hates him right as being this,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, headmaster, because he's a jerk to everyone, I

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<v Speaker 2>would assume this is like I kind of just let

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<v Speaker 2>let it go because I figured this wasn't the first

0:23:32.880 --> 0:23:35.119
<v Speaker 2>time he's seen a caricature of himself.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so like it's like an.

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<v Speaker 2>Ongoing thing on campus that everyone hates him.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Okay, I was just reading too much. And okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that's fine.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah you already did like the movie. I could tell No.

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<v Speaker 1>By this point, I'm still okay because again I thought,

0:23:49.200 --> 0:23:50.760
<v Speaker 1>right when Ed Bagley comes on and he's like if

0:23:50.760 --> 0:23:52.400
<v Speaker 1>you had the rice, I'm like, oh, okay, this might

0:23:52.440 --> 0:23:55.960
<v Speaker 1>be more tongue. Yes, some funny comedy and all that

0:23:56.040 --> 0:23:58.800
<v Speaker 1>kind of stuff. And again, all the acting was great,

0:23:58.840 --> 0:24:01.520
<v Speaker 1>so I was like, Okay, and Shia. Yeah. I was

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<v Speaker 1>very much still in at this point, although I was like, really,

0:24:04.760 --> 0:24:06.840
<v Speaker 1>you're leaving your kid to go? That was the only

0:24:06.880 --> 0:24:10.560
<v Speaker 1>thing that bumped me. Yeah. So he knows it's a

0:24:10.640 --> 0:24:12.639
<v Speaker 1>terrible cartoon of himself, and even though Jay tries to

0:24:12.640 --> 0:24:15.200
<v Speaker 1>say it isn't him, the Headmaster wonders what his mother

0:24:15.280 --> 0:24:17.800
<v Speaker 1>will think of his creative endeavors. He takes all the

0:24:17.800 --> 0:24:20.639
<v Speaker 1>cards and not caring that they also include Jay's big presentation.

0:24:21.560 --> 0:24:24.080
<v Speaker 1>Now in the hallways, Jay is freaking out. He has

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<v Speaker 1>no time to rewrite the presentation, and to make matters worse,

0:24:26.840 --> 0:24:29.680
<v Speaker 1>Ronnie aggressively joins him on the walk. He calls Jay

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<v Speaker 1>Marshan instead of Martin and knows that they're all front

0:24:32.640 --> 0:24:35.240
<v Speaker 1>runners for the Scholarship award. He also flirts with Tracy

0:24:35.280 --> 0:24:37.359
<v Speaker 1>and tells her about the victory party he's throwing in

0:24:37.400 --> 0:24:41.320
<v Speaker 1>his poolhouse for when he wins. In all honesty, the

0:24:41.359 --> 0:24:43.679
<v Speaker 1>poolhouse party sounds pretty life changing. Rumor is he has

0:24:43.800 --> 0:24:46.439
<v Speaker 1>arcade games and his own phone number and a pool table.

0:24:46.560 --> 0:24:48.040
<v Speaker 1>I want to be there too. We all had a

0:24:48.040 --> 0:24:50.000
<v Speaker 1>friend that had the coolest bedroom. My friend Jeff was

0:24:50.040 --> 0:24:52.040
<v Speaker 1>like that y, He just had all the coolest stuff.

0:24:52.080 --> 0:24:54.520
<v Speaker 1>He's the first person I ever had a waterbed. He

0:24:54.600 --> 0:24:56.040
<v Speaker 1>had it was like the coolest thing ever, So I

0:24:56.040 --> 0:24:57.720
<v Speaker 1>had to get a waterbed. I was like, yeah, Jeff,

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<v Speaker 1>at all the cool stuff. Now we're in head Master

0:25:01.080 --> 0:25:04.040
<v Speaker 1>Van Duson's office. He's playing the video game he confiscated again,

0:25:04.080 --> 0:25:07.159
<v Speaker 1>which is still just a controller. When Ronnie enters, he

0:25:07.200 --> 0:25:10.760
<v Speaker 1>calls the private schools headmaster dad, uh oh, that's right,

0:25:11.000 --> 0:25:14.560
<v Speaker 1>Ronnie is Ward van Dusen's son. Ward asked if Ronnie

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<v Speaker 1>is ready for his scholarship presentation and really hopes his

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<v Speaker 1>speech isn't the one about how Jackie Chan would make

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<v Speaker 1>a great president. Unfortunately it is. And this was another

0:25:22.160 --> 0:25:26.360
<v Speaker 1>thing where I was like, Okay, they're obviously wealthier. They're

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<v Speaker 1>from a family of wealth, So why is he going

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<v Speaker 1>after the scholarship to go to this school?

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<v Speaker 2>Right that the whole idea of him having to do

0:25:35.760 --> 0:25:38.919
<v Speaker 2>this is just insane, except for it to just be

0:25:39.080 --> 0:25:43.680
<v Speaker 2>that the headmaster's son, you know, is that great is able.

0:25:44.560 --> 0:25:46.959
<v Speaker 1>They needed more dialogue, They needed something like because they

0:25:46.960 --> 0:25:48.840
<v Speaker 1>got a little bit into the grandfather thing where it's like,

0:25:48.840 --> 0:25:51.240
<v Speaker 1>your grandfather doesn't think I'm raising you, right, He thinks you're,

0:25:51.400 --> 0:25:54.240
<v Speaker 1>you know, right, not not being brought up the proper way.

0:25:54.480 --> 0:25:57.080
<v Speaker 1>So maybe it's something like and he said, you've got

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<v Speaker 1>to go to this Prestigiou school and we're not allowed

0:25:59.320 --> 0:26:01.160
<v Speaker 1>to pay for I mean, there's a way to do

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<v Speaker 1>it more steak.

0:26:03.520 --> 0:26:07.440
<v Speaker 2>Like you were at stake of why this kid.

0:26:06.720 --> 0:26:10.760
<v Speaker 1>Kid who can't afford it, and the kid who's from

0:26:11.080 --> 0:26:13.960
<v Speaker 1>massive wealth should not be going after the same scholarship

0:26:14.040 --> 0:26:17.720
<v Speaker 1>unless you really explain why they're going after the same scholarship.

0:26:17.920 --> 0:26:19.640
<v Speaker 1>I mean, even if it's something as simple as making

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<v Speaker 1>even more of it where it's like, you know, Ronnie,

0:26:22.440 --> 0:26:24.399
<v Speaker 1>why are you even going after the scholarship because you

0:26:24.480 --> 0:26:26.480
<v Speaker 1>want it Marshan and then walking away, I mean, like

0:26:26.640 --> 0:26:30.600
<v Speaker 1>something simple, but it's there's no reason that this kid

0:26:30.640 --> 0:26:31.639
<v Speaker 1>needs this scholarship.

0:26:31.680 --> 0:26:35.040
<v Speaker 2>So there's a lot of stuff with Shia's character that

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<v Speaker 2>should have been beefed up in general to make the

0:26:39.720 --> 0:26:44.240
<v Speaker 2>like dislike out of him even you know of yeah,

0:26:44.240 --> 0:26:46.399
<v Speaker 2>well we have to get into it later. But it

0:26:46.560 --> 0:26:48.800
<v Speaker 2>just was kind of like that was a missmoment and

0:26:48.880 --> 0:26:51.280
<v Speaker 2>the best part, the worst part for me is knowing

0:26:51.320 --> 0:26:53.520
<v Speaker 2>how well Shia would have leaned into Oh.

0:26:53.520 --> 0:26:56.720
<v Speaker 1>God, because He's so good. Every line he delivers you

0:26:56.800 --> 0:26:59.959
<v Speaker 1>believe it, and is just to have that presence at

0:27:00.000 --> 0:27:02.199
<v Speaker 1>an actor at that age is so like I go

0:27:02.280 --> 0:27:04.560
<v Speaker 1>back and watch myself occasionally at eleven or twelve, and

0:27:04.640 --> 0:27:08.359
<v Speaker 1>I barely know how to stand up. So I mean,

0:27:08.400 --> 0:27:10.520
<v Speaker 1>it's like I'm doing everything. But no, it's true. I

0:27:10.520 --> 0:27:12.560
<v Speaker 1>mean I'm literally doing everything but looking down at the

0:27:12.560 --> 0:27:14.920
<v Speaker 1>t mark to stand to see where I'm supposed to stand. Oh.

0:27:15.560 --> 0:27:17.720
<v Speaker 1>So to have that kind of presence as an actor

0:27:17.760 --> 0:27:20.840
<v Speaker 1>at that age is just unheard of, to be sure.

0:27:20.880 --> 0:27:23.040
<v Speaker 2>I mean, if they would have given him more, he

0:27:23.080 --> 0:27:25.720
<v Speaker 2>would have just it would have It could have made

0:27:25.760 --> 0:27:26.760
<v Speaker 2>a difference for sure.

0:27:26.920 --> 0:27:29.159
<v Speaker 1>And it again shows you how good he is because

0:27:29.240 --> 0:27:33.520
<v Speaker 1>Taj is great. Taj is phenomenal. But when anybody that

0:27:33.560 --> 0:27:36.560
<v Speaker 1>age is on screen with Shia, he's just playing at

0:27:36.600 --> 0:27:38.960
<v Speaker 1>a different level. He's just playing at a different level.

0:27:39.200 --> 0:27:42.640
<v Speaker 1>So and Taj is a phenomenal young actor. So yeah,

0:27:42.640 --> 0:27:45.760
<v Speaker 1>it was It's yeah, I agree he needed to be

0:27:45.760 --> 0:27:47.439
<v Speaker 1>beefed up in some way, shape or form, But then

0:27:47.440 --> 0:27:49.760
<v Speaker 1>maybe he would have stolen the movie even more. Who knows.

0:27:50.119 --> 0:27:53.920
<v Speaker 1>But anyway, apparently Ronnie's grandfather, the founder of the school,

0:27:53.920 --> 0:27:56.000
<v Speaker 1>thinks that Ward is doing a bad job as headmaster

0:27:56.440 --> 0:27:58.200
<v Speaker 1>and that he's a bad dad to Ronnie. So to

0:27:58.240 --> 0:28:00.520
<v Speaker 1>prove him wrong, Ronnie must win the scholarship. That's what

0:28:00.560 --> 0:28:03.440
<v Speaker 1>they said, but I still didn't buy it. He hands

0:28:03.440 --> 0:28:06.680
<v Speaker 1>his son, Jay's impressive presentation about recycling a nice ode

0:28:06.680 --> 0:28:09.680
<v Speaker 1>to Bagley's own interests and tells him to read the cards.

0:28:09.760 --> 0:28:13.160
<v Speaker 1>Because that speech is perfect, which again is pretty sketchy.

0:28:13.560 --> 0:28:15.800
<v Speaker 1>Ronnie will need to at least beat Jaya win. He

0:28:15.920 --> 0:28:18.199
<v Speaker 1>leaves to take care of that Spanish rice incident as

0:28:18.280 --> 0:28:21.399
<v Speaker 1>Ronnie starts on his superior speech, but he quickly turns

0:28:21.400 --> 0:28:23.359
<v Speaker 1>his attention to Jay's cards.

0:28:23.520 --> 0:28:26.600
<v Speaker 2>Oh well, he said, you've got twenty minutes.

0:28:27.240 --> 0:28:30.040
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, here's the stage that's already written. What's the kid

0:28:30.080 --> 0:28:31.800
<v Speaker 1>gonna do? Yes? That like that.

0:28:32.400 --> 0:28:35.920
<v Speaker 2>I kind of was like, oh man, this poor knat

0:28:36.320 --> 0:28:38.120
<v Speaker 2>by his dad, Like, what do do you think it's

0:28:38.160 --> 0:28:40.479
<v Speaker 2>gonna act like putting skittles in front of my two

0:28:40.600 --> 0:28:43.360
<v Speaker 2>year old and say you cannot eat these. I'm gonna

0:28:43.400 --> 0:28:45.480
<v Speaker 2>go in the other room, but don't you dare eat them?

0:28:45.560 --> 0:28:48.640
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, whatever you do, don't open my giant magical closet

0:28:48.640 --> 0:28:52.880
<v Speaker 1>of mystery. Yeah, exactly, so we're now in the library.

0:28:52.960 --> 0:28:55.240
<v Speaker 1>J tells his friends that his mom can't afford Peterson

0:28:55.360 --> 0:28:57.160
<v Speaker 1>or stark Well, but since his dad taught at the

0:28:57.160 --> 0:28:59.680
<v Speaker 1>military academy, he could get in for practically nothing. But

0:28:59.680 --> 0:29:02.440
<v Speaker 1>he does want to go there. The presentations in fifteen minutes,

0:29:02.480 --> 0:29:05.719
<v Speaker 1>and so he tries his hardest and magically remembers everything

0:29:05.760 --> 0:29:08.160
<v Speaker 1>from the cards. Maybe things aren't as bad as he thought.

0:29:08.680 --> 0:29:10.520
<v Speaker 2>Can we get studying them? Yes, is what you would

0:29:10.600 --> 0:29:14.200
<v Speaker 2>do if you were giving a big presentation. He's just like,

0:29:14.320 --> 0:29:16.240
<v Speaker 2>of course you have your cards just in case. This

0:29:16.320 --> 0:29:18.320
<v Speaker 2>kid has been doing it for probably weeks.

0:29:18.840 --> 0:29:20.760
<v Speaker 1>Yes, saying it over and over to yourself in the mirror,

0:29:20.840 --> 0:29:21.960
<v Speaker 1>and all that could kind of stop.

0:29:22.040 --> 0:29:24.520
<v Speaker 2>Yes, twenty minutes, let me write a new one and

0:29:24.520 --> 0:29:26.680
<v Speaker 2>then know what I'm talking about exactly.

0:29:27.840 --> 0:29:30.160
<v Speaker 1>Then we get in our favorite and optical flip to

0:29:30.280 --> 0:29:33.320
<v Speaker 1>the fifth period assembly and Ronnie van Dusen is reciting

0:29:33.400 --> 0:29:36.480
<v Speaker 1>Jay's exact speech to the student body. Jay knows he's

0:29:36.480 --> 0:29:39.240
<v Speaker 1>been bambooz ol it's great words, so he walks out

0:29:40.040 --> 0:29:42.200
<v Speaker 1>with the assembly, over which again I would have stood

0:29:42.240 --> 0:29:46.440
<v Speaker 1>up been like, hey, he's reading my speech. You've got

0:29:46.440 --> 0:29:48.400
<v Speaker 1>to have all the notes from the speech you made.

0:29:48.400 --> 0:29:50.600
<v Speaker 1>You've got to have all the research you did, right.

0:29:50.920 --> 0:29:53.720
<v Speaker 2>Well, well no, I mean he that's why he said

0:29:53.720 --> 0:29:56.160
<v Speaker 2>he had no proof. But he could have gone up

0:29:56.200 --> 0:30:01.680
<v Speaker 2>and started saying everything that he was saying right like shy,

0:30:03.320 --> 0:30:07.360
<v Speaker 2>shy his character. He was reading from a script still,

0:30:07.520 --> 0:30:09.240
<v Speaker 2>like you could have been like, okay, take the.

0:30:09.200 --> 0:30:10.760
<v Speaker 1>Card, do way and go go ahead, tell me about

0:30:10.800 --> 0:30:11.240
<v Speaker 1>it script.

0:30:11.240 --> 0:30:13.440
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna read the exact same thing like I know

0:30:13.520 --> 0:30:14.040
<v Speaker 2>it already.

0:30:14.240 --> 0:30:16.080
<v Speaker 1>Yep, there's plenty of ways to do it. But no,

0:30:16.200 --> 0:30:18.960
<v Speaker 1>and that they at least explain that where he says,

0:30:18.960 --> 0:30:20.560
<v Speaker 1>I should have stood up and said something, and they

0:30:20.600 --> 0:30:22.840
<v Speaker 1>didn't just blow past that, which was good. With the

0:30:22.880 --> 0:30:25.680
<v Speaker 1>assembly over, he complains to Tracy about that cheating Van

0:30:25.760 --> 0:30:28.360
<v Speaker 1>Duz and Meani since he didn't have any proof of theft,

0:30:28.400 --> 0:30:30.480
<v Speaker 1>which again, I think if you did all the research

0:30:30.800 --> 0:30:33.040
<v Speaker 1>for months for your project, you probably would have the

0:30:33.040 --> 0:30:34.959
<v Speaker 1>proof that you researched everything that you did in your

0:30:35.000 --> 0:30:36.479
<v Speaker 1>notes and all that good kind of stuff. But anyway,

0:30:36.800 --> 0:30:38.920
<v Speaker 1>Jay did not speak up. Tracy is mad he should

0:30:38.920 --> 0:30:40.840
<v Speaker 1>have said something because he's supposed to go to Peterson's

0:30:40.840 --> 0:30:44.080
<v Speaker 1>Amazing Art program with her the next year. Then that weasel.

0:30:44.160 --> 0:30:46.560
<v Speaker 1>Ronnie walks up to rub his victory in their faces again,

0:30:46.600 --> 0:30:49.160
<v Speaker 1>not only stealing but then rubbing it in. Jay asked

0:30:49.200 --> 0:30:51.000
<v Speaker 1>him how it feels to steal a speech, and Ronnie

0:30:51.000 --> 0:30:52.719
<v Speaker 1>loudly denies it and tells him to have fun at

0:30:52.720 --> 0:30:56.440
<v Speaker 1>the Army Academy. It's this is when I was like,

0:30:56.560 --> 0:31:00.000
<v Speaker 1>he literally just stole it's got to be eighty thousand

0:31:00.240 --> 0:31:02.960
<v Speaker 1>dollars from this guy because it's got what figure twenty

0:31:03.000 --> 0:31:06.760
<v Speaker 1>thousand dollars a year for four years to go to

0:31:06.800 --> 0:31:07.960
<v Speaker 1>a private academy.

0:31:08.040 --> 0:31:11.560
<v Speaker 2>I mean, yeah, I guess I don't know, but I mean.

0:31:11.920 --> 0:31:14.360
<v Speaker 1>This is a massive thing. This wasn't like, hey, you know,

0:31:14.440 --> 0:31:16.600
<v Speaker 1>I took something from took your girl or whatever. It's like,

0:31:16.960 --> 0:31:19.440
<v Speaker 1>you just stole four years of my life and put

0:31:19.480 --> 0:31:22.240
<v Speaker 1>me in military school. This is massive.

0:31:22.440 --> 0:31:24.960
<v Speaker 2>Well, he calls himself a whimp later on, like he

0:31:25.040 --> 0:31:28.400
<v Speaker 2>outright says he's a wimp. So otherwise, I mean, I

0:31:28.440 --> 0:31:30.960
<v Speaker 2>think most kids there would at least be some shoving,

0:31:31.200 --> 0:31:32.880
<v Speaker 2>some type of like you.

0:31:32.920 --> 0:31:35.640
<v Speaker 1>Know, mentioned something, yes, something.

0:31:35.320 --> 0:31:38.040
<v Speaker 2>Absolutely, especially he was not as small as you know.

0:31:38.120 --> 0:31:38.520
<v Speaker 1>It was it.

0:31:38.560 --> 0:31:42.000
<v Speaker 2>I mean, and even like money money aside, he really

0:31:42.040 --> 0:31:45.120
<v Speaker 2>wanted to go and he really does not want to

0:31:45.160 --> 0:31:48.040
<v Speaker 2>go and do this military.

0:31:47.520 --> 0:31:50.840
<v Speaker 1>Situation, like crazy, Yeah, this was a big this is

0:31:50.840 --> 0:31:52.440
<v Speaker 1>a big one. I was like, Wow, they're making Shy

0:31:52.600 --> 0:31:57.320
<v Speaker 1>is evil in this movie. Yeah, so crazy. Jay asked

0:31:57.360 --> 0:31:59.120
<v Speaker 1>him how it feels to steal a speech, and Ronnie

0:31:59.120 --> 0:32:00.719
<v Speaker 1>loudly denies it and tells him to have fun at

0:32:00.720 --> 0:32:03.080
<v Speaker 1>the Army Academy. He also reminds Tracy again about his

0:32:03.080 --> 0:32:07.120
<v Speaker 1>poolhouse party, and Shia is amazing yet again. Now had

0:32:07.160 --> 0:32:09.480
<v Speaker 1>Master Van Dusen is alone in the cafeteria, fidgeting with

0:32:09.520 --> 0:32:11.800
<v Speaker 1>a vending machine and panicked on the phone asking about

0:32:11.840 --> 0:32:15.640
<v Speaker 1>his wife's Pomeranian Camille. Jay notices him stealing a candy

0:32:15.640 --> 0:32:19.320
<v Speaker 1>bar like father leg Son, and he tries to confront

0:32:19.400 --> 0:32:22.920
<v Speaker 1>him about the presentation, but the Headmaster's attention is back

0:32:22.920 --> 0:32:25.160
<v Speaker 1>to the dog's groomers. On the phone. He's mad that

0:32:25.200 --> 0:32:27.520
<v Speaker 1>the dog's nails weren't cut correctly and he's bringing back

0:32:27.560 --> 0:32:29.960
<v Speaker 1>the dog tomorrow to have it fixed. With that, he

0:32:29.960 --> 0:32:32.680
<v Speaker 1>walks back to his office with Jay apologizing about the scholarship.

0:32:32.800 --> 0:32:35.240
<v Speaker 1>He also reveals that the Spanish rice epidemic has spread

0:32:35.280 --> 0:32:36.760
<v Speaker 1>to the Hash Browns, and that's when I was like,

0:32:37.200 --> 0:32:40.680
<v Speaker 1>not the hash browns. Please not to potatoes. Ugh, don't

0:32:40.680 --> 0:32:43.480
<v Speaker 1>mess with potatoes. I love them so much. Oh they're

0:32:43.480 --> 0:32:46.840
<v Speaker 1>my fave. Jay points out that Ronnie stole his presentation,

0:32:46.920 --> 0:32:49.200
<v Speaker 1>and Ward isn't having the accusation. Cheating is a very

0:32:49.200 --> 0:32:51.240
<v Speaker 1>big deal at the school, and maybe they just had

0:32:51.320 --> 0:32:54.560
<v Speaker 1>similar ideas, but the speeches were word for word the same.

0:32:54.840 --> 0:32:57.520
<v Speaker 1>Ward claims he destroyed Jay's note cards, so it's impossible

0:32:57.520 --> 0:32:59.960
<v Speaker 1>that his son cheated. Jay asked the headmaster to act

0:33:00.160 --> 0:33:02.880
<v Speaker 1>Ronnie anyway, So the administrator pulls out a flip phone

0:33:02.880 --> 0:33:05.160
<v Speaker 1>and calls Ronnie to his office. He promises he'll get

0:33:05.160 --> 0:33:06.720
<v Speaker 1>to the bottom of this and tells Jay not to

0:33:06.720 --> 0:33:08.600
<v Speaker 1>spread any rumors in the meantime. And I was like,

0:33:08.640 --> 0:33:13.080
<v Speaker 1>ooh it big me. On his way out, Jay hears

0:33:13.120 --> 0:33:15.760
<v Speaker 1>Ward in the office interrogating his son. Ronnie admits to

0:33:15.840 --> 0:33:17.800
<v Speaker 1>cheating and says he did it because his dad said

0:33:17.800 --> 0:33:19.800
<v Speaker 1>to win the scholarship by any means necessary. And this

0:33:19.800 --> 0:33:21.920
<v Speaker 1>is where I thought, Okay, difference in a two thousand

0:33:21.960 --> 0:33:24.360
<v Speaker 1>and one movie in a twenty twenty six movie. Instantly,

0:33:24.360 --> 0:33:26.200
<v Speaker 1>the kid would just pull out his phone and start recording,

0:33:26.360 --> 0:33:30.200
<v Speaker 1>but couldn't do that here, So it just be his word. Yes,

0:33:30.280 --> 0:33:32.400
<v Speaker 1>So head Master Van Duzen explains he was supposed to

0:33:32.480 --> 0:33:34.440
<v Speaker 1>use the speech as a benchmark for what to beat,

0:33:34.560 --> 0:33:37.200
<v Speaker 1>not to copy it. He's furious. Ward wants his son

0:33:37.240 --> 0:33:38.719
<v Speaker 1>to get rid of the cards, which are now in

0:33:38.720 --> 0:33:41.880
<v Speaker 1>his locker. All the evidence must be destroyed. One more

0:33:41.880 --> 0:33:45.000
<v Speaker 1>misstep and there will be consequences for Ronnie. Now on

0:33:45.080 --> 0:33:47.400
<v Speaker 1>his way back to class, Jake runs into a nerdy

0:33:47.440 --> 0:33:49.840
<v Speaker 1>hall monitor asking for his pass, but he doesn't have one,

0:33:49.960 --> 0:33:52.360
<v Speaker 1>and right before he can be assigned attention, Ronnie appears

0:33:52.360 --> 0:33:54.520
<v Speaker 1>with the hall pass he's stolen from his dad's office.

0:33:54.640 --> 0:33:56.560
<v Speaker 1>He throws his arm around Jay, explaining that he would

0:33:56.560 --> 0:33:59.080
<v Speaker 1>have ruined attention for him and his friends. That's the

0:33:59.160 --> 0:34:01.400
<v Speaker 1>only reason he I love that. He's like, you're gonna

0:34:01.440 --> 0:34:03.280
<v Speaker 1>ruin the vibe of detention, So I don't watch you

0:34:03.400 --> 0:34:04.720
<v Speaker 1>my detention with me. We got it, We got it

0:34:04.720 --> 0:34:07.400
<v Speaker 1>all worked out. Yeah, with that.

0:34:07.400 --> 0:34:10.120
<v Speaker 2>I thought we'd get to see what the detention situation

0:34:10.440 --> 0:34:13.320
<v Speaker 2>was like. He was like running some kind of mafia situation.

0:34:13.400 --> 0:34:15.360
<v Speaker 1>I thought would have been funny. I think by that

0:34:15.360 --> 0:34:17.160
<v Speaker 1>point they would have gotten too much in the shiest

0:34:17.200 --> 0:34:19.440
<v Speaker 1>character and it wouldn't really have been Taj's movie anymore.

0:34:19.719 --> 0:34:20.839
<v Speaker 2>I know, I know.

0:34:21.600 --> 0:34:23.640
<v Speaker 1>So with that, it's after school and Jay is speeding

0:34:23.640 --> 0:34:26.360
<v Speaker 1>down the street on his bike, being trailed by determined Ronnie.

0:34:26.640 --> 0:34:29.640
<v Speaker 1>The bully catches up and kicks Jay off his bike,

0:34:30.320 --> 0:34:33.200
<v Speaker 1>leaving him floored on somebody's front lawn, and with that,

0:34:33.320 --> 0:34:35.440
<v Speaker 1>Ronnie pedals off. Jane notices the note cards are in

0:34:35.480 --> 0:34:37.279
<v Speaker 1>his backpack. He was right, So this guy's not just

0:34:37.560 --> 0:34:41.600
<v Speaker 1>but he's also now assaulting him on like for no

0:34:41.680 --> 0:34:46.000
<v Speaker 1>reason on his bike. No business, No, you just destroyed

0:34:46.000 --> 0:34:47.879
<v Speaker 1>this kid's life. Do you need to break his leg too?

0:34:47.880 --> 0:34:50.760
<v Speaker 2>It's like, come on, bad enough. He's got this bike

0:34:50.840 --> 0:34:56.120
<v Speaker 2>that he's driving around with this weird basket in front.

0:34:56.400 --> 0:34:58.759
<v Speaker 2>Like this kid's like, you.

0:34:58.680 --> 0:35:08.120
<v Speaker 1>Know, come on, yeah, we don't need giant basket. Come on, man.

0:35:09.480 --> 0:35:11.680
<v Speaker 1>So we're now home. Jay walks in as his brother

0:35:11.760 --> 0:35:13.640
<v Speaker 1>is leaving a message on the family's answering machine but

0:35:13.640 --> 0:35:16.200
<v Speaker 1>doesn't pick up. Mike explains that his jeep broke down

0:35:16.239 --> 0:35:18.200
<v Speaker 1>and the part isn't coming in till tomorrow, so he's

0:35:18.200 --> 0:35:20.719
<v Speaker 1>stranded for the night. He instructs his little brother to

0:35:20.719 --> 0:35:23.200
<v Speaker 1>call up the Zachary family next door and ask if

0:35:23.200 --> 0:35:25.240
<v Speaker 1>he can stay with them for the night. Jay rolls

0:35:25.280 --> 0:35:28.319
<v Speaker 1>his eyes and Mike warns, no screw ups. Jay is

0:35:28.320 --> 0:35:30.399
<v Speaker 1>back with Tracy, now with a dog on her lap.

0:35:30.440 --> 0:35:32.359
<v Speaker 1>For some reason. He's telling her all about the new

0:35:32.400 --> 0:35:34.920
<v Speaker 1>Ronnie information and how his dad is complicit in the crime.

0:35:35.320 --> 0:35:38.840
<v Speaker 1>She encourages her pal to pet her dog not a euphemism,

0:35:38.960 --> 0:35:41.560
<v Speaker 1>it could relieve some stress, but he admits that dogs

0:35:41.640 --> 0:35:45.680
<v Speaker 1>hate him and returns to moping. What's your problem, Sabrina,

0:35:46.239 --> 0:35:46.799
<v Speaker 1>what's going on?

0:35:46.840 --> 0:35:47.200
<v Speaker 2>Sabrina?

0:35:47.320 --> 0:35:47.680
<v Speaker 1>What's up?

0:35:50.920 --> 0:35:53.440
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. It's the time change.

0:35:54.640 --> 0:36:00.200
<v Speaker 1>That okay, it's twenty twenty six, that's the problem. He

0:36:00.239 --> 0:36:02.960
<v Speaker 1>tells him to do something about it. There must be

0:36:03.000 --> 0:36:05.319
<v Speaker 1>a way to get some proof that Ronnie cheated, and

0:36:05.440 --> 0:36:08.680
<v Speaker 1>Ronnie knows he needs those cards back. He says goodbye,

0:36:08.760 --> 0:36:10.520
<v Speaker 1>trying to kiss the dog for some reason, who he

0:36:10.520 --> 0:36:12.279
<v Speaker 1>didn't like before. And I thought, was he leaning in

0:36:12.320 --> 0:36:15.520
<v Speaker 1>to kiss the girl? He was the dog up in

0:36:15.520 --> 0:36:18.239
<v Speaker 1>front of him? Was that what was happening to me?

0:36:18.760 --> 0:36:24.520
<v Speaker 2>I was like, Oh, they're dating, right. That's why it's

0:36:24.560 --> 0:36:27.600
<v Speaker 2>also a kind of maybe an importance of why he

0:36:27.640 --> 0:36:29.680
<v Speaker 2>wants to go to this school, because she said that

0:36:29.719 --> 0:36:35.600
<v Speaker 2>they were going to go together. You're dat can't That's

0:36:35.640 --> 0:36:38.600
<v Speaker 2>what But I felt like, oh, we missed some there

0:36:38.719 --> 0:36:41.120
<v Speaker 2>was a there was a scene that got cut that

0:36:41.160 --> 0:36:44.560
<v Speaker 2>we missed, like something that wasn't explained that they were

0:36:44.640 --> 0:36:47.440
<v Speaker 2>dating or anything like that. So that's what I was like,

0:36:48.120 --> 0:36:54.040
<v Speaker 2>Not the storyline starting to get all over the place.

0:36:54.080 --> 0:36:57.520
<v Speaker 1>We're hopping left and right. I agree something something's.

0:36:57.560 --> 0:37:00.600
<v Speaker 2>But I thought that I definitely thought the kiss was

0:37:00.640 --> 0:37:01.359
<v Speaker 2>to go into her.

0:37:01.640 --> 0:37:02.480
<v Speaker 1>That's what I thought too.

0:37:03.040 --> 0:37:05.480
<v Speaker 2>She just put the dog up like you're.

0:37:05.320 --> 0:37:08.440
<v Speaker 1>Like, right, kind of a well, let's call it a

0:37:08.440 --> 0:37:12.600
<v Speaker 1>dog block kiss. So yeah, that's kind of what I

0:37:12.640 --> 0:37:15.839
<v Speaker 1>thought it was. And yeah, I felt the same.

0:37:16.160 --> 0:37:17.960
<v Speaker 2>I was like it put it in my notes, like

0:37:18.600 --> 0:37:20.960
<v Speaker 2>you can't just like all of a sudden they're going

0:37:20.960 --> 0:37:23.040
<v Speaker 2>in for a kiss because they weren't even holding hands

0:37:23.120 --> 0:37:25.799
<v Speaker 2>or or you know, like the right hole.

0:37:26.080 --> 0:37:27.960
<v Speaker 1>And he just said he doesn't like dogs, so he's

0:37:28.000 --> 0:37:29.600
<v Speaker 1>not going to instantly go in and try to kiss

0:37:29.640 --> 0:37:30.000
<v Speaker 1>the dog.

0:37:30.320 --> 0:37:30.800
<v Speaker 2>No.

0:37:30.800 --> 0:37:32.560
<v Speaker 1>No, so he was trying to kiss. Okay, I'm just

0:37:32.560 --> 0:37:35.799
<v Speaker 1>making sure that I got that right. Yes, but the

0:37:36.200 --> 0:37:38.080
<v Speaker 1>kiss of the dog doesn't work out. It in turn

0:37:38.160 --> 0:37:40.400
<v Speaker 1>pushes him off a ledge and the stunt looks as

0:37:40.480 --> 0:37:43.640
<v Speaker 1>natural as it sounds. Jay rides his bike over to

0:37:43.640 --> 0:37:46.560
<v Speaker 1>the Vanduzen household, where he hides and watches Ward, his wife,

0:37:46.600 --> 0:37:49.160
<v Speaker 1>and Ronnie rush to leave. They drive off, revealing a

0:37:49.160 --> 0:37:51.600
<v Speaker 1>bumper sticker that reads, my kid is a Ronald Peterson

0:37:51.640 --> 0:37:54.440
<v Speaker 1>Memorial Scholarship Winner. And man, they gave out those bumper

0:37:54.440 --> 0:37:55.640
<v Speaker 1>stickers really fucking clear, so.

0:37:55.719 --> 0:37:58.880
<v Speaker 2>Fast, Yeah, with the coast clear.

0:37:59.000 --> 0:38:01.000
<v Speaker 1>Jay makes a b line for Ronnie's pool house, and

0:38:01.040 --> 0:38:03.200
<v Speaker 1>we now have to admit the pool house is as

0:38:03.360 --> 0:38:09.680
<v Speaker 1>cool as advertised. Ultimate teenage Boys Room. It has foosball,

0:38:09.680 --> 0:38:13.720
<v Speaker 1>a pool table, barbershop, pole, juke box, pinball, rollerblade posters,

0:38:14.120 --> 0:38:18.560
<v Speaker 1>BMX posters, It has it all, and yet all Jay

0:38:18.640 --> 0:38:21.520
<v Speaker 1>has is a giant yellow bubble jacket, which she wears

0:38:21.560 --> 0:38:23.879
<v Speaker 1>for most of the movie. And yet it I think

0:38:23.920 --> 0:38:27.520
<v Speaker 1>it's cold because when you well, it's all sunny like,

0:38:27.560 --> 0:38:30.160
<v Speaker 1>it looks like everybody could be wearing shorts. But in

0:38:30.280 --> 0:38:33.120
<v Speaker 1>scenes that they shoot in Utah, the mountains right behind

0:38:33.120 --> 0:38:34.879
<v Speaker 1>them are clearly covered in snow.

0:38:35.000 --> 0:38:38.760
<v Speaker 2>Right, yeah, but they're probably I would say it seems

0:38:38.800 --> 0:38:41.640
<v Speaker 2>like they would be doing kind of what happens where

0:38:41.640 --> 0:38:46.400
<v Speaker 2>they like shoot in October November, trying to say that

0:38:46.440 --> 0:38:49.359
<v Speaker 2>it's like fall time right, like you know, like or

0:38:50.520 --> 0:38:51.120
<v Speaker 2>which it's not.

0:38:51.320 --> 0:38:52.480
<v Speaker 1>He's in a big bubble jacket.

0:38:52.600 --> 0:38:56.719
<v Speaker 2>Yes, especially if he which I'm pretty sure shy is

0:38:56.719 --> 0:39:01.960
<v Speaker 2>like a SoCal born and raised kid. You go to Utah, you're.

0:39:01.800 --> 0:39:05.080
<v Speaker 1>Gonna feel it. It's cold, Yeah, you're gonna feel it. Yeah.

0:39:05.120 --> 0:39:07.440
<v Speaker 1>So now Jay is officially broken into somebody's house and

0:39:07.480 --> 0:39:09.799
<v Speaker 1>he's searching the room looking for the cards, and then

0:39:09.840 --> 0:39:13.120
<v Speaker 1>the earlier mentioned tiny white show dog Pomeranium named Camille

0:39:13.120 --> 0:39:16.520
<v Speaker 1>appears and knows someone's in the guest house. To defend

0:39:16.520 --> 0:39:19.040
<v Speaker 1>her family, she starts loudly barking at Jay, who knows

0:39:19.080 --> 0:39:21.560
<v Speaker 1>this could be his downfall. He begs the pooch to stop,

0:39:21.560 --> 0:39:24.040
<v Speaker 1>but it doesn't work, so instead he offers Camille some

0:39:24.080 --> 0:39:27.640
<v Speaker 1>nearby gummy worms, and she's not interested. Then the housemate appears.

0:39:27.680 --> 0:39:30.000
<v Speaker 1>She's very concerned in yelling out for the dog. Jay

0:39:30.040 --> 0:39:32.640
<v Speaker 1>knows his time is running out, so he does what

0:39:32.680 --> 0:39:35.120
<v Speaker 1>you normally do. He puts on one of Ronnie's hockey

0:39:35.200 --> 0:39:38.200
<v Speaker 1>masks and walks back into the yard, and as soon

0:39:38.239 --> 0:39:40.400
<v Speaker 1>as the maid spots him, she screams and runs away,

0:39:40.840 --> 0:39:42.960
<v Speaker 1>and this scene played more like a scene from Fargo

0:39:43.000 --> 0:39:45.160
<v Speaker 1>than a d com. All right, I mean, wasn't there

0:39:45.160 --> 0:39:46.920
<v Speaker 1>something super creepy about this at this point?

0:39:48.239 --> 0:39:50.640
<v Speaker 2>I when I saw the mask, I thought he was

0:39:50.680 --> 0:39:53.120
<v Speaker 2>going to try to play himself off as Ronnie, Like,

0:39:53.280 --> 0:39:56.080
<v Speaker 2>just put it on, pretend he was me, me too, Yeah,

0:39:56.080 --> 0:39:59.359
<v Speaker 2>something like something just a little bit less, like let

0:39:59.360 --> 0:40:00.600
<v Speaker 2>me walk out.

0:40:00.400 --> 0:40:02.840
<v Speaker 1>Of this, as opposed to serial kill.

0:40:02.800 --> 0:40:06.400
<v Speaker 2>House as a serial killer, which basically should have had

0:40:06.440 --> 0:40:09.319
<v Speaker 2>a knife in his hands running towards the mate.

0:40:09.320 --> 0:40:13.239
<v Speaker 1>It was so scary one hundred percent. Ronnie ditches the

0:40:13.280 --> 0:40:14.919
<v Speaker 1>mask and hops back at his bike, but he also

0:40:14.960 --> 0:40:17.520
<v Speaker 1>puts on his helmet because safety first. But he doesn't

0:40:17.520 --> 0:40:20.000
<v Speaker 1>get far. Camille catches up and now, no matter how

0:40:20.040 --> 0:40:22.160
<v Speaker 1>much he tries to ditcher, the dog follows him home,

0:40:22.560 --> 0:40:25.359
<v Speaker 1>even crossing a busy street and almost getting crushed. Jay

0:40:25.400 --> 0:40:28.480
<v Speaker 1>saves her and decides he'll call the family later. Until then, though,

0:40:28.480 --> 0:40:31.239
<v Speaker 1>Camille just needs to chill out. But the dog won't

0:40:31.280 --> 0:40:35.200
<v Speaker 1>stop bothering him. Okay, this is where I'm like, what Okay,

0:40:35.440 --> 0:40:37.640
<v Speaker 1>So the dog won't stop bothering him, repeatedly trying to

0:40:37.680 --> 0:40:39.640
<v Speaker 1>sit next to him on the couch watching TV with

0:40:39.719 --> 0:40:43.000
<v Speaker 1>him which to add insult injuries only playing war movies.

0:40:43.320 --> 0:40:45.640
<v Speaker 1>But to try to stop Camille from barking, Jay checks

0:40:45.640 --> 0:40:47.279
<v Speaker 1>the fridge to see if there's anything she might want

0:40:47.320 --> 0:40:49.680
<v Speaker 1>to eat. He pulls out some spaghetti. As a dog owner,

0:40:49.680 --> 0:40:51.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, oh, don't just be feeding this dog all

0:40:51.520 --> 0:40:54.400
<v Speaker 1>this horrible stuff. But he pulls out some spaghetti and

0:40:54.480 --> 0:40:55.920
<v Speaker 1>she goes to town on it. Then he offers her

0:40:56.000 --> 0:40:57.960
<v Speaker 1>some meat loaf, then some chicken, then a hot dog,

0:40:58.080 --> 0:41:01.319
<v Speaker 1>all housed. This dog must be starving. She didn't leave

0:41:01.320 --> 0:41:03.920
<v Speaker 1>a crumb behind. Eventually she passes out, covered in food,

0:41:04.280 --> 0:41:08.719
<v Speaker 1>stuffed and whimpering. But this dog clearly loves him. She

0:41:08.800 --> 0:41:11.160
<v Speaker 1>does not want to leave his side. She wants to

0:41:11.160 --> 0:41:13.799
<v Speaker 1>be next to him. And I'm like, okay, so this

0:41:13.920 --> 0:41:16.120
<v Speaker 1>dog is finally going to get a life and fall

0:41:16.160 --> 0:41:19.000
<v Speaker 1>for this guy and not want to go back, And

0:41:19.040 --> 0:41:20.520
<v Speaker 1>this is what our movie is going to be about.

0:41:22.080 --> 0:41:25.200
<v Speaker 1>Keep that in mind. Tracy then rushes over to Jay's house,

0:41:25.239 --> 0:41:27.359
<v Speaker 1>who explains the whole story about why Camille is now

0:41:27.400 --> 0:41:29.759
<v Speaker 1>following him. She asked the questions, that's of course on

0:41:29.840 --> 0:41:31.400
<v Speaker 1>all of our minds, why not just call the Van

0:41:31.480 --> 0:41:34.239
<v Speaker 1>Dusans budd He wonders, how will he then explain why

0:41:34.239 --> 0:41:35.719
<v Speaker 1>he was in their house, which you don't have to.

0:41:35.880 --> 0:41:37.719
<v Speaker 1>You can come up with a thousand lives about why

0:41:37.719 --> 0:41:40.359
<v Speaker 1>you have the dog, especially because the maid saw him

0:41:40.360 --> 0:41:42.759
<v Speaker 1>in a terrifying mask. But again, how is she going

0:41:42.840 --> 0:41:45.200
<v Speaker 1>to know who it is? She suggests taking the dog

0:41:45.239 --> 0:41:48.040
<v Speaker 1>back to the house and just leaving her there. Great idea,

0:41:48.480 --> 0:41:50.320
<v Speaker 1>and so off he goes, but when he tries to

0:41:50.360 --> 0:41:52.120
<v Speaker 1>abandon her, she doesn't want to stay at the house,

0:41:52.160 --> 0:41:54.960
<v Speaker 1>once again following Jay and now flinging herself into his

0:41:55.040 --> 0:41:58.319
<v Speaker 1>stupid little handlebar basket, which now we know why that's there.

0:41:58.560 --> 0:42:00.839
<v Speaker 1>But the dog clearly loves him and does not want

0:42:00.880 --> 0:42:02.840
<v Speaker 1>to leave him, Like I love you, tajh Mowray, I

0:42:02.880 --> 0:42:06.879
<v Speaker 1>love you, taj Mowray. Take me. We're now back at home.

0:42:07.719 --> 0:42:10.360
<v Speaker 1>Jay and Camille are retaking their spots. In the couch.

0:42:11.000 --> 0:42:13.480
<v Speaker 1>Jay is pining over the Pedison school catalog, but he

0:42:13.480 --> 0:42:15.920
<v Speaker 1>knows he's stuck in the military academy, and with that

0:42:16.080 --> 0:42:19.799
<v Speaker 1>he dozes off to sleep. Meanwhile, at the Van dus

0:42:19.840 --> 0:42:22.759
<v Speaker 1>In household, Eliza, Ronnie's mom is panicking because she can't

0:42:22.800 --> 0:42:26.120
<v Speaker 1>find Camille. Ronnie carelessly throws his scholarship plaque on the floor,

0:42:26.120 --> 0:42:28.080
<v Speaker 1>and Ward is startled by the maid by the way

0:42:29.080 --> 0:42:32.080
<v Speaker 1>he got his plaque at the ceremony that night, but

0:42:32.120 --> 0:42:37.239
<v Speaker 1>somehow already had the bumper sticker right. So yeah, the

0:42:37.640 --> 0:42:40.359
<v Speaker 1>maid is now roaming the house with a spatula, still

0:42:40.360 --> 0:42:43.000
<v Speaker 1>scared of the hockey mask intruder several hours later, and

0:42:43.040 --> 0:42:45.200
<v Speaker 1>then just starts to beat ed Bagley like she doesn't

0:42:45.200 --> 0:42:47.000
<v Speaker 1>know the difference between the short guy and the hockey

0:42:47.040 --> 0:42:50.000
<v Speaker 1>mask and her boss, who she's probably worked for for

0:42:50.080 --> 0:42:53.000
<v Speaker 1>years and years and years, made no sense whatsoever. It's

0:42:53.040 --> 0:42:53.680
<v Speaker 1>not even dark.

0:42:54.160 --> 0:42:56.719
<v Speaker 2>Was even dark at some point, though, You feel bad

0:42:56.800 --> 0:42:59.439
<v Speaker 2>for the guy because everyone just hates him, like it's

0:42:59.480 --> 0:43:00.879
<v Speaker 2>like no one under he's a dick.

0:43:01.280 --> 0:43:05.400
<v Speaker 1>Ye, nobody likes She's taking.

0:43:05.160 --> 0:43:08.279
<v Speaker 2>Any reason to use you and beat you with the spatula.

0:43:09.960 --> 0:43:11.839
<v Speaker 2>Do he hates you? Your wife doesn't seem to care

0:43:11.840 --> 0:43:12.600
<v Speaker 2>aboutue either.

0:43:12.800 --> 0:43:14.839
<v Speaker 1>Noing like you. Your father in law doesn't like you.

0:43:14.880 --> 0:43:17.000
<v Speaker 1>The dog doesn't like you, Your students don't like you,

0:43:17.000 --> 0:43:17.840
<v Speaker 1>your son doesn't.

0:43:18.040 --> 0:43:20.279
<v Speaker 2>I gotta don't. I mean, I kind of understand why

0:43:20.280 --> 0:43:22.680
<v Speaker 2>he's just walking around and it's a huge asshole to

0:43:22.719 --> 0:43:27.000
<v Speaker 2>everyone because mean to him in his life, the people

0:43:27.040 --> 0:43:27.680
<v Speaker 2>he should.

0:43:27.440 --> 0:43:30.200
<v Speaker 1>Be loved by, exactly. It's like Oscar the Grouche. Why

0:43:30.200 --> 0:43:31.960
<v Speaker 1>are you so mad? Maybe because everyone's to me and

0:43:32.000 --> 0:43:35.799
<v Speaker 1>I live in a garbage can? Yeah, same thing, but yes,

0:43:35.960 --> 0:43:39.160
<v Speaker 1>so she's panicking. She hits him with the thing. She

0:43:39.239 --> 0:43:42.000
<v Speaker 1>apologizes and tells him all about the poolhouse Melee. But

0:43:42.080 --> 0:43:44.880
<v Speaker 1>Ronnie hasn't noticed any issues in his room, but Eliza

0:43:44.960 --> 0:43:47.680
<v Speaker 1>isn't sold. She can't find her dog anywhere. Ronnie says

0:43:47.719 --> 0:43:50.080
<v Speaker 1>the dog is probably just hiding. Eliza thinks it's much

0:43:50.120 --> 0:43:54.640
<v Speaker 1>more sinister and is worried because without her medication, Camille

0:43:54.680 --> 0:43:57.360
<v Speaker 1>has problems. Uh oh, And that's when I was like, okay,

0:43:57.360 --> 0:44:00.560
<v Speaker 1>what are they doing? So now we're back Jay, who's

0:44:00.640 --> 0:44:02.680
<v Speaker 1>just waking up from a nap, and Camille is breathing

0:44:02.719 --> 0:44:06.880
<v Speaker 1>down his nose and growling with these weird puppet that

0:44:06.880 --> 0:44:09.960
<v Speaker 1>they're using for this dog. Now, terrified, Jay begs the

0:44:09.960 --> 0:44:11.520
<v Speaker 1>dog to calm down, but as soon as he moves,

0:44:11.560 --> 0:44:13.840
<v Speaker 1>the dog chases after him, ready to bite. And so

0:44:13.960 --> 0:44:16.799
<v Speaker 1>the dog we're supposed to understand is like it has

0:44:16.840 --> 0:44:20.840
<v Speaker 1>split personality or bipolar or something where all of a sudden,

0:44:20.880 --> 0:44:25.280
<v Speaker 1>this dog that clearly loved him is now a sociopath crazy,

0:44:26.280 --> 0:44:28.319
<v Speaker 1>And I was like, wait, what the hell is going on?

0:44:28.840 --> 0:44:31.120
<v Speaker 1>So when Jay stumbles on a house plant, Camille lunches

0:44:31.160 --> 0:44:33.439
<v Speaker 1>at him, just missing his head by inches, literally trying

0:44:33.440 --> 0:44:35.960
<v Speaker 1>to kill him. Finally he finds some protection by locking

0:44:36.040 --> 0:44:39.080
<v Speaker 1>himself in a bathroom, and with a little different editing,

0:44:39.120 --> 0:44:40.719
<v Speaker 1>I was like, is this now a horror movie? This

0:44:40.840 --> 0:44:42.960
<v Speaker 1>is now Kujo? What the hell has just happened?

0:44:43.120 --> 0:44:46.360
<v Speaker 2>Okay, worse, It gets worse, but it does well.

0:44:46.760 --> 0:44:49.440
<v Speaker 1>So hours later, he's still in his bathroom, sleeping in

0:44:49.440 --> 0:44:51.680
<v Speaker 1>the bathtub, and Camille is absolutely clawed at the door

0:44:51.760 --> 0:44:54.600
<v Speaker 1>that this dog that loved him. Eventually, the barking stops,

0:44:54.600 --> 0:44:57.040
<v Speaker 1>so finally Jay feels safe. He slowly exits the bathroom

0:44:57.080 --> 0:45:00.480
<v Speaker 1>and the coast is clear, but the house is thrash.

0:45:00.560 --> 0:45:03.000
<v Speaker 1>He tiptoes around surveying the mass amount of damage. She

0:45:03.080 --> 0:45:06.719
<v Speaker 1>even destroyed his dead dad's baseball glove, which, for some

0:45:06.840 --> 0:45:09.479
<v Speaker 1>reason that hurt he had out in the living room.

0:45:10.360 --> 0:45:12.520
<v Speaker 2>It might have been like something that was like on

0:45:12.560 --> 0:45:15.560
<v Speaker 2>a shelf for you know, a displade of some sort

0:45:16.000 --> 0:45:17.200
<v Speaker 2>that hurt that hit me.

0:45:17.280 --> 0:45:20.160
<v Speaker 1>I was, yeah, that was tough. That was tough. But

0:45:20.239 --> 0:45:22.000
<v Speaker 1>I was still like, why did they change the dog?

0:45:22.080 --> 0:45:25.200
<v Speaker 1>The dog just loved it? Okay. Then he almost stumbles

0:45:25.239 --> 0:45:27.840
<v Speaker 1>on a frozen camale. She has fallen asleep on the carpet,

0:45:27.880 --> 0:45:30.040
<v Speaker 1>so Jay quietly gathered some items, making sure not to

0:45:30.080 --> 0:45:32.360
<v Speaker 1>wake her. Jay decides to cover the sleeping pup with

0:45:32.400 --> 0:45:34.719
<v Speaker 1>a basket, and as soon as she starts barking, he

0:45:34.760 --> 0:45:37.080
<v Speaker 1>sits on it, making sure she can't escape, and then

0:45:37.200 --> 0:45:39.800
<v Speaker 1>uses electrical tape to secure the basket to the carpet,

0:45:39.840 --> 0:45:42.520
<v Speaker 1>a strategy that has absolutely zero percent chance of working,

0:45:42.520 --> 0:45:44.719
<v Speaker 1>but it's a d com so it works for a

0:45:44.719 --> 0:45:47.840
<v Speaker 1>bit of a time. And in another feudal attempt, Jay places,

0:45:47.880 --> 0:45:51.000
<v Speaker 1>of course, a vase or vase depending on where you're from,

0:45:51.400 --> 0:45:54.440
<v Speaker 1>filled with marbles on top, and that's not going to

0:45:54.520 --> 0:45:57.880
<v Speaker 1>backfire at all. All else fails. Just put a giant

0:45:58.200 --> 0:46:02.440
<v Speaker 1>vase of marbles. The next morning, Jay has reconvened with Tracy.

0:46:02.480 --> 0:46:04.400
<v Speaker 1>He knows his brother's going to flip out about the house,

0:46:04.680 --> 0:46:08.960
<v Speaker 1>so he kept the dog overnight taped underneath the basket.

0:46:09.800 --> 0:46:13.960
<v Speaker 1>Ye is that right? Okay? I hoppy that they need?

0:46:14.080 --> 0:46:16.960
<v Speaker 2>Yes, this dog at least doesn't seem like has used

0:46:16.960 --> 0:46:20.920
<v Speaker 2>the restroom in hours and act only that, but.

0:46:20.880 --> 0:46:22.400
<v Speaker 1>He's also the sweetest dog in the world that just

0:46:22.440 --> 0:46:24.080
<v Speaker 1>want to be rescued, which is what I thought it was.

0:46:24.160 --> 0:46:28.040
<v Speaker 1>Now he's the craziest dog in the world. Yeah, so

0:46:28.200 --> 0:46:30.600
<v Speaker 1>they need to return the dog, but can't figure out how.

0:46:30.640 --> 0:46:34.600
<v Speaker 1>Tracy suggests calling the vandusans with a mysterious voice and

0:46:34.680 --> 0:46:37.160
<v Speaker 1>telling them he'll be leaving Camille in the park for pickup.

0:46:37.360 --> 0:46:39.040
<v Speaker 1>So he does what all kids do. He goes and

0:46:39.040 --> 0:46:42.520
<v Speaker 1>finds his voice modulator and dials them up. Ward answers,

0:46:42.560 --> 0:46:44.279
<v Speaker 1>and then Jay performs what can only be seen as

0:46:44.320 --> 0:46:47.319
<v Speaker 1>a hostage call for ransom. Instead of giving in. Though

0:46:47.360 --> 0:46:49.160
<v Speaker 1>Ward tells the captor to keep the dog, he doesn't

0:46:49.200 --> 0:46:51.200
<v Speaker 1>want it, especially because he's allergic and he knows the

0:46:51.239 --> 0:46:53.960
<v Speaker 1>dog doesn't have her medication. He hangs up, and Jay

0:46:54.040 --> 0:46:57.160
<v Speaker 1>knows that he is screwed, and then he realizes Camille

0:46:57.200 --> 0:46:59.080
<v Speaker 1>is no longer sleeping. He can't find her, but he

0:46:59.120 --> 0:47:01.680
<v Speaker 1>knows she's somewhere, has a real Jurassic Park vibe from it,

0:47:01.760 --> 0:47:04.879
<v Speaker 1>hiding from the raptors. Eventually, just when he thinks he's safe,

0:47:04.960 --> 0:47:07.960
<v Speaker 1>Jay's attacked by the flying Pommeranian. They wrestle, and eventually

0:47:08.040 --> 0:47:09.960
<v Speaker 1>Jay once again rushes off to the bathroom and this

0:47:10.040 --> 0:47:12.560
<v Speaker 1>is again, this is the scene from There's Something About

0:47:12.560 --> 0:47:14.080
<v Speaker 1>Mary where I was like, this is this what do

0:47:14.160 --> 0:47:14.319
<v Speaker 1>you like?

0:47:15.280 --> 0:47:18.600
<v Speaker 2>Because I just honestly I thought it was so funny.

0:47:18.640 --> 0:47:19.960
<v Speaker 1>I mean, this was sure.

0:47:20.480 --> 0:47:23.880
<v Speaker 2>Yes, it's definitely. I will say. One of the things

0:47:23.960 --> 0:47:27.879
<v Speaker 2>is by this point you are realizing this is definitely

0:47:27.920 --> 0:47:32.400
<v Speaker 2>when the d coms are being catered towards a young audience.

0:47:32.480 --> 0:47:34.359
<v Speaker 1>Yes, yes, very this is.

0:47:34.280 --> 0:47:36.479
<v Speaker 2>A young audience. And so when you kind of get

0:47:36.480 --> 0:47:41.880
<v Speaker 2>in that realm of thinking, like this dog, it's a tiny,

0:47:42.120 --> 0:47:47.600
<v Speaker 2>like adorable little Pomeranian who has just lost its marbles, right,

0:47:47.800 --> 0:47:48.960
<v Speaker 2>and it's just correct.

0:47:49.239 --> 0:47:52.440
<v Speaker 1>But then set it up like set it up where

0:47:52.719 --> 0:47:55.880
<v Speaker 1>the dog hates everybody but the mom, so everybody that

0:47:55.920 --> 0:47:59.160
<v Speaker 1>goes near it starts to growl. He then attaches himself

0:47:59.160 --> 0:48:01.919
<v Speaker 1>to the back of time bike and follows him home.

0:48:01.960 --> 0:48:04.279
<v Speaker 1>And it's been a standoff the entire time. Don't make

0:48:04.320 --> 0:48:07.239
<v Speaker 1>it to where the dog's awesome with Taj, like he's

0:48:07.320 --> 0:48:09.319
<v Speaker 1>want to sleep next to him. He's the nicest person

0:48:09.320 --> 0:48:10.879
<v Speaker 1>in the world. God, I love this dog so much.

0:48:10.920 --> 0:48:14.360
<v Speaker 1>And then all of a sudden he gets crazy, because

0:48:14.400 --> 0:48:18.080
<v Speaker 1>then if you start him crazy and then Taj wins

0:48:18.160 --> 0:48:21.719
<v Speaker 1>him over and becomes b is one friend. It's a

0:48:21.760 --> 0:48:24.480
<v Speaker 1>better arc for Taj. It's a better arc for the dog.

0:48:24.560 --> 0:48:27.320
<v Speaker 1>It makes more sense. Whereas he's the sweetest dog in

0:48:27.360 --> 0:48:30.520
<v Speaker 1>the world. He finally found a friend. Now he's insane,

0:48:31.320 --> 0:48:34.120
<v Speaker 1>now he's friendly again. It did that didn't make any sense,

0:48:34.160 --> 0:48:35.920
<v Speaker 1>And I get what you're saying. The actual and this

0:48:35.960 --> 0:48:38.200
<v Speaker 1>is where Taj. You know, we keep talking about Shia,

0:48:38.520 --> 0:48:41.200
<v Speaker 1>but this is where Taj is great. His physical comedy

0:48:41.239 --> 0:48:43.560
<v Speaker 1>of wrestling the dog and jumping around from the dog.

0:48:43.600 --> 0:48:47.320
<v Speaker 2>Great, Yes, really good and awesome.

0:48:46.920 --> 0:48:49.080
<v Speaker 1>In a dcom You're right for younger people, if you're

0:48:49.200 --> 0:48:52.120
<v Speaker 1>younger nine, ten, eleven years old, watching him wrestle this

0:48:52.239 --> 0:48:56.279
<v Speaker 1>dog must have been hysterical, pay it off, make a bit,

0:48:56.400 --> 0:48:58.799
<v Speaker 1>build it up. Maybe you know it's just from a

0:48:58.840 --> 0:49:02.800
<v Speaker 1>story standpoint, Its like again, I know it's not written

0:49:02.800 --> 0:49:04.000
<v Speaker 1>for fifty year old guys.

0:49:03.800 --> 0:49:07.120
<v Speaker 2>But still but that but still, like you said, just

0:49:07.160 --> 0:49:09.920
<v Speaker 2>in general, that's a better arc. That's a better like,

0:49:09.960 --> 0:49:14.120
<v Speaker 2>a better win for Tage's character in the end of

0:49:14.160 --> 0:49:16.799
<v Speaker 2>this like Psycho Dog, I mean, especially because you set

0:49:16.840 --> 0:49:19.080
<v Speaker 2>it up as like a show dog. So you know

0:49:19.520 --> 0:49:21.719
<v Speaker 2>when you watch cartoons with show dogs, what are they

0:49:21.760 --> 0:49:24.920
<v Speaker 2>They're very prim proper. They don't want to do with anything.

0:49:25.000 --> 0:49:28.040
<v Speaker 2>They are like this, like little Princess Dog if it

0:49:28.120 --> 0:49:30.879
<v Speaker 2>was set that way before, and then the princess dog

0:49:31.000 --> 0:49:34.080
<v Speaker 2>just like falls in love. That's a better win for

0:49:34.360 --> 0:49:35.120
<v Speaker 2>the main character.

0:49:36.080 --> 0:49:38.200
<v Speaker 1>This a total diva that hates everybody.

0:49:38.360 --> 0:49:41.759
<v Speaker 2>And I can't lie. I was giggling. This was just

0:49:41.800 --> 0:49:44.920
<v Speaker 2>like this. It's just sa is so good. I love physical,

0:49:45.280 --> 0:49:51.319
<v Speaker 2>phenomenal comedy. His squeal is so good, like such a

0:49:51.480 --> 0:49:56.680
<v Speaker 2>good bubessent boy, like you know, not that man voice yet,

0:49:56.840 --> 0:49:59.240
<v Speaker 2>like it's the high note, like, oh, it's.

0:49:59.120 --> 0:50:03.360
<v Speaker 1>So he's good. No, he's great. And the physical comedy

0:50:03.400 --> 0:50:05.440
<v Speaker 1>was great. I just wanted I wanted it to be earned.

0:50:05.600 --> 0:50:09.000
<v Speaker 1>But anyway, that's just me and my liking stories.

0:50:09.080 --> 0:50:11.920
<v Speaker 2>And you've already stopped the movie four times by no,

0:50:12.239 --> 0:50:13.080
<v Speaker 2>I think i'd made.

0:50:12.880 --> 0:50:14.640
<v Speaker 1>It to this point. I think I'd made it to

0:50:14.640 --> 0:50:26.239
<v Speaker 1>this point. So Jay's attacked by the flying Pomeranian. After

0:50:26.280 --> 0:50:28.719
<v Speaker 1>he thinks he's safe, they wrestle, and eventually Jay once

0:50:28.760 --> 0:50:31.200
<v Speaker 1>again rushes off to the bathroom, where he is trapped.

0:50:31.520 --> 0:50:33.760
<v Speaker 1>Then a nightmare comes true when the dog finally cuts

0:50:33.800 --> 0:50:36.760
<v Speaker 1>through the door like Jack Nicholson in The Shining Serious

0:50:37.360 --> 0:50:39.720
<v Speaker 1>and again. All this if the dog had been crazy

0:50:39.760 --> 0:50:42.800
<v Speaker 1>the whole time, you're escalating the craziness would be hysterical,

0:50:42.840 --> 0:50:44.719
<v Speaker 1>but I was like, but he was just friends with

0:50:44.760 --> 0:50:47.440
<v Speaker 1>the dog. Eventually, the dog burst into the room and

0:50:47.480 --> 0:50:50.080
<v Speaker 1>slams Jay into the bathtub. Luckily, Jay uses the shower

0:50:50.120 --> 0:50:52.640
<v Speaker 1>curtain to wrap the dog up and finally contain its madness.

0:50:53.000 --> 0:50:55.640
<v Speaker 1>But almost immediately, Camille shoots out of the containment and

0:50:55.680 --> 0:50:59.080
<v Speaker 1>bites on a Jay's leg. He like pops out and

0:50:59.080 --> 0:51:00.880
<v Speaker 1>bites on it. He's screen in pain and runs off

0:51:00.920 --> 0:51:03.520
<v Speaker 1>to the bathroom once again, but with the hole still

0:51:03.520 --> 0:51:05.919
<v Speaker 1>in the door, Camille easily crawls through, and Jay throws

0:51:06.000 --> 0:51:08.279
<v Speaker 1>himself out the window, landing in the driveway just in

0:51:08.360 --> 0:51:10.520
<v Speaker 1>time to see his brother pull up a little bit early.

0:51:10.880 --> 0:51:13.560
<v Speaker 1>The drill sergeant brother is already barking orders at Jay

0:51:13.600 --> 0:51:16.120
<v Speaker 1>and has heard about the Peterson scholarship, but Jay is

0:51:16.120 --> 0:51:18.680
<v Speaker 1>purely focused on making sure Mike doesn't enter the house yet.

0:51:18.960 --> 0:51:20.759
<v Speaker 1>He blocks the front door and suggests going out to

0:51:20.760 --> 0:51:23.200
<v Speaker 1>eat lunch, but Mike knows something is up When he

0:51:23.239 --> 0:51:25.839
<v Speaker 1>does enter, he sees the destruction and assumes Jay through

0:51:25.920 --> 0:51:28.799
<v Speaker 1>a party. He angrily chases his brother and in turn

0:51:28.840 --> 0:51:31.320
<v Speaker 1>slips on those marbles, of course, throwing him to the

0:51:31.360 --> 0:51:33.640
<v Speaker 1>air like one of the wet bandits from home alone,

0:51:34.120 --> 0:51:35.920
<v Speaker 1>And just before he gets his hands on Jay, the

0:51:36.000 --> 0:51:39.040
<v Speaker 1>kitchen cupboards starts shaking. What is that? Jay tries to

0:51:39.040 --> 0:51:41.399
<v Speaker 1>convince him, hits nothing, and then at two hundred miles

0:51:41.400 --> 0:51:43.440
<v Speaker 1>an hour, the dog comes flying out and attaches itself

0:51:43.440 --> 0:51:46.120
<v Speaker 1>to Mike's face. And that got a genuine laugh from me. Yes,

0:51:46.200 --> 0:51:48.719
<v Speaker 1>that was very funny. It was, but that's what I

0:51:48.800 --> 0:51:51.080
<v Speaker 1>was like. I literally stopped and googled him, like when

0:51:51.120 --> 0:51:52.600
<v Speaker 1>did this come out? I'm like, yep, this is after

0:51:52.600 --> 0:51:55.239
<v Speaker 1>There's something about Mary. They watched that movie and went,

0:51:55.280 --> 0:51:58.560
<v Speaker 1>what if we made this a decom. As his brother

0:51:58.640 --> 0:52:01.160
<v Speaker 1>wrestles Camille off his nose, Jay hides in a closet,

0:52:01.160 --> 0:52:03.439
<v Speaker 1>barely able to watch. Eventually, Mike breaks free and joins

0:52:03.480 --> 0:52:05.600
<v Speaker 1>his little brother in the closet. Jay explains that the

0:52:05.600 --> 0:52:08.440
<v Speaker 1>dog is Ward van Dousin's and lies, saying he was

0:52:08.480 --> 0:52:11.400
<v Speaker 1>asked to babysitter. Mike pushes his little brother aside to

0:52:11.400 --> 0:52:12.960
<v Speaker 1>show him how a real man does it, but he's

0:52:12.960 --> 0:52:16.280
<v Speaker 1>immediately met with doggy aggression, forcing him onto a cracking

0:52:16.320 --> 0:52:18.839
<v Speaker 1>living room table. Now with a half eaten shoe, Jay

0:52:18.920 --> 0:52:21.319
<v Speaker 1>uses a dustbuster to ward off the dog from hell

0:52:21.640 --> 0:52:24.360
<v Speaker 1>until the vacuum runs out of batteries. Out of options,

0:52:24.360 --> 0:52:26.200
<v Speaker 1>the boys were cheat into the kitchen just in time

0:52:26.200 --> 0:52:28.560
<v Speaker 1>for the dog to knock itself out by walking into

0:52:28.600 --> 0:52:31.799
<v Speaker 1>a wall. Mike is he just walks in and boot

0:52:31.880 --> 0:52:32.200
<v Speaker 1>that was it.

0:52:32.360 --> 0:52:32.560
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:52:33.280 --> 0:52:35.480
<v Speaker 1>Mike is impressed by his brother's instincts and thinks he

0:52:35.560 --> 0:52:38.719
<v Speaker 1>might have the equalities of a soldier after all. Elsewhere,

0:52:38.800 --> 0:52:40.759
<v Speaker 1>Ward van Dousin's in his study is still playing that

0:52:40.840 --> 0:52:43.960
<v Speaker 1>video game controller, which isn't the thing. When he's interrupted

0:52:43.960 --> 0:52:46.160
<v Speaker 1>by his angry father in law, the real big wig

0:52:46.200 --> 0:52:48.680
<v Speaker 1>of the school. He knows Eliza is upset about the

0:52:48.680 --> 0:52:50.680
<v Speaker 1>dog and tells him to do whatever he can to

0:52:50.719 --> 0:52:53.560
<v Speaker 1>find her or he will be replaced as the headmaster.

0:52:55.000 --> 0:52:56.919
<v Speaker 1>Back at Jay's now, the brothers are cleaning the mess,

0:52:56.960 --> 0:52:59.600
<v Speaker 1>and Mike promises some military drills when they're done. He

0:52:59.640 --> 0:53:01.640
<v Speaker 1>also wants to call Ward van Duson to pick up

0:53:01.680 --> 0:53:03.560
<v Speaker 1>his insane dog, but Jay stops him. He'll make the

0:53:03.560 --> 0:53:06.279
<v Speaker 1>call himself, but once alone with the phone, Jay uses

0:53:06.320 --> 0:53:09.080
<v Speaker 1>the voice modulater again and calls Ward, who's now willing

0:53:09.120 --> 0:53:11.480
<v Speaker 1>to do anything to get the dog back, including offering

0:53:11.640 --> 0:53:14.200
<v Speaker 1>five thousand dollars to meet at the ice skating rink.

0:53:14.560 --> 0:53:17.600
<v Speaker 1>So now Jay is apparently doing a ransom handoff. Yes,

0:53:17.640 --> 0:53:21.200
<v Speaker 1>this is a full give me back my son. Gotta

0:53:21.239 --> 0:53:23.640
<v Speaker 1>love it. Jay convinces his brother to drop him off

0:53:23.680 --> 0:53:26.120
<v Speaker 1>at the park, leaving out the ransom part Mike demands.

0:53:26.120 --> 0:53:28.120
<v Speaker 1>He asks the headmaster for money to fix the house,

0:53:28.160 --> 0:53:30.879
<v Speaker 1>which is tricky, and just then Camille wakes up from

0:53:30.880 --> 0:53:33.560
<v Speaker 1>the kalma in the basket and explodes with barks and fangs.

0:53:33.880 --> 0:53:37.200
<v Speaker 1>And this the the like little fangy face that was

0:53:37.200 --> 0:53:40.360
<v Speaker 1>clearly a puppet. Was really freaky as they're like following

0:53:40.360 --> 0:53:43.239
<v Speaker 1>this crazy little puppet dog around. Yeah, I know, it

0:53:43.320 --> 0:53:46.080
<v Speaker 1>was nuts. Yes, the boys jump out of the car

0:53:46.080 --> 0:53:48.000
<v Speaker 1>and run for their lives. As a result, the dog

0:53:48.080 --> 0:53:53.280
<v Speaker 1>runs off. Okay, movie over, that's what I thought. Shut

0:53:53.320 --> 0:53:56.480
<v Speaker 1>your car down, drive away like nothing ever happened.

0:53:56.880 --> 0:54:00.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah one saw you know, one nothing? Oh, thank you

0:54:00.800 --> 0:54:01.200
<v Speaker 2>very much.

0:54:01.320 --> 0:54:04.040
<v Speaker 1>I am out. But instead of chasing after, Mike goes

0:54:04.080 --> 0:54:06.239
<v Speaker 1>back home and leaves Jay behind to tell mister van

0:54:06.280 --> 0:54:09.200
<v Speaker 1>Dusen he lost his dog. Now the askiny renk Ward

0:54:09.239 --> 0:54:11.640
<v Speaker 1>is getting anxious, thinking every random guy is a dog napper,

0:54:11.680 --> 0:54:14.120
<v Speaker 1>but in reality Jay has already returned home pretending he

0:54:14.160 --> 0:54:17.280
<v Speaker 1>returned the dog and Van Dusen didn't give him any money. Okay,

0:54:17.320 --> 0:54:19.480
<v Speaker 1>so that's what they did. They're like, let's we're just

0:54:19.800 --> 0:54:22.920
<v Speaker 1>it never happened, thank you very much. Mike is furious

0:54:22.920 --> 0:54:25.279
<v Speaker 1>he came home empty handed, so instead of letting his

0:54:25.320 --> 0:54:28.000
<v Speaker 1>older brother call the headmaster, Jay finally has to come clean.

0:54:28.520 --> 0:54:30.480
<v Speaker 1>When the truth finally comes out, Mike can't believe how

0:54:30.520 --> 0:54:32.279
<v Speaker 1>far his little brother let this go. This is the

0:54:32.320 --> 0:54:34.680
<v Speaker 1>type of behavior that will get him crushed at stark Well,

0:54:34.920 --> 0:54:36.640
<v Speaker 1>but Jay doesn't want to go to Starkwell. He wants

0:54:36.640 --> 0:54:38.960
<v Speaker 1>to study art. Mike defends being in the service and

0:54:39.000 --> 0:54:41.440
<v Speaker 1>explains that this type of situation can ruin his career.

0:54:41.800 --> 0:54:44.480
<v Speaker 1>This becomes a larger argument between siblings about who is

0:54:44.480 --> 0:54:46.560
<v Speaker 1>actually there for each other and an overall theme of

0:54:46.600 --> 0:54:49.200
<v Speaker 1>missing their dad. It's a nice scene. Jay starts crying,

0:54:49.200 --> 0:54:50.960
<v Speaker 1>telling Mike he hates them, and it all ends with

0:54:51.000 --> 0:54:52.680
<v Speaker 1>them calming down and trying to figure out what to

0:54:52.719 --> 0:54:55.279
<v Speaker 1>do with the dog. Mike suggests just letting it be

0:54:55.480 --> 0:54:57.560
<v Speaker 1>out in the wild and letting someone else adopt it.

0:54:58.000 --> 0:55:00.359
<v Speaker 1>Good idea, but the guilt seems to be weighing heavy

0:55:00.400 --> 0:55:02.480
<v Speaker 1>on Jay Oh Gug because now he cares about the

0:55:02.480 --> 0:55:05.560
<v Speaker 1>crazy dog. Mike also calls Van Duzon to talk about

0:55:05.560 --> 0:55:08.839
<v Speaker 1>the presentation, but he just denies anything sketchy happened. Mike

0:55:08.840 --> 0:55:10.680
<v Speaker 1>doesn't believe him and isn't willing to drop it. The

0:55:10.719 --> 0:55:13.279
<v Speaker 1>plan now is to find the dog army style and

0:55:13.360 --> 0:55:16.400
<v Speaker 1>accept the reward to make up for the missed scholarship

0:55:16.440 --> 0:55:19.560
<v Speaker 1>that he was going to get to Peterson. Back at school,

0:55:19.640 --> 0:55:21.319
<v Speaker 1>Ronnie is trying to convince Tracy to come to the

0:55:21.320 --> 0:55:24.440
<v Speaker 1>pool party. Still this Ronnie is just macking on Tracy.

0:55:25.160 --> 0:55:27.640
<v Speaker 1>Just as he finally leaves his crush alone, Jays called

0:55:27.640 --> 0:55:29.880
<v Speaker 1>to the headmaster's office to talk about getting his wife's

0:55:29.920 --> 0:55:32.840
<v Speaker 1>dog back. So Jay obviously thinks he's about to be busted,

0:55:32.840 --> 0:55:36.200
<v Speaker 1>but Vanduzen just needs the student council to help posting

0:55:36.360 --> 0:55:39.680
<v Speaker 1>five thousand dollars reward signs all around town, and the

0:55:39.680 --> 0:55:41.840
<v Speaker 1>head master reveals whoever shows up for the reward is

0:55:41.880 --> 0:55:44.759
<v Speaker 1>just going to get arrested anyway. This terrifies Jay, who

0:55:44.800 --> 0:55:47.040
<v Speaker 1>immediately calls his brother to warn him. They decide to

0:55:47.040 --> 0:55:49.080
<v Speaker 1>meet back up at their house later, while Mike calls

0:55:49.080 --> 0:55:51.320
<v Speaker 1>the Headmaster as the dog Knapper with a new plan

0:55:51.880 --> 0:55:56.239
<v Speaker 1>to meet it in nearby bakery. No cops. Now, Okay,

0:55:56.520 --> 0:56:00.680
<v Speaker 1>he's now doing this on a payphone on a public

0:56:00.760 --> 0:56:05.880
<v Speaker 1>street with the giant voice modulator.

0:56:05.719 --> 0:56:07.160
<v Speaker 2>The size of a megaphone.

0:56:07.239 --> 0:56:11.080
<v Speaker 1>It's a megaphone, it's a literal megaphone, and there's people

0:56:11.120 --> 0:56:12.400
<v Speaker 1>walking up to him, and he's like, hey, man, do

0:56:12.440 --> 0:56:13.960
<v Speaker 1>you mind him in the middle of a ransom call.

0:56:14.080 --> 0:56:17.200
<v Speaker 1>I mean, it's the weirdest thing. And then he sends

0:56:17.239 --> 0:56:19.719
<v Speaker 1>him to this bakery for no which we don't get

0:56:19.719 --> 0:56:21.440
<v Speaker 1>a reason why he's just sending him all over. I

0:56:21.440 --> 0:56:23.759
<v Speaker 1>think it's just because he wants to teach him a lesson,

0:56:23.840 --> 0:56:26.080
<v Speaker 1>So he's just trying to embarrass him, right, because there's

0:56:26.080 --> 0:56:29.719
<v Speaker 1>no reason for any of it. No, right, Okay, I

0:56:29.920 --> 0:56:31.719
<v Speaker 1>thought maybe I'm missing part of No.

0:56:31.800 --> 0:56:35.480
<v Speaker 2>It just seemed like it wasn't explained and it didn't

0:56:35.480 --> 0:56:38.480
<v Speaker 2>really make that much sense. But what I assumed it

0:56:38.560 --> 0:56:40.799
<v Speaker 2>was was him kind of giving a payback to like

0:56:40.920 --> 0:56:43.360
<v Speaker 2>messing with that's what I figure too, and being a

0:56:43.400 --> 0:56:46.399
<v Speaker 2>part of a situation where he's the adult and could

0:56:46.400 --> 0:56:49.040
<v Speaker 2>have made he could have made it right from the book.

0:56:49.040 --> 0:56:53.680
<v Speaker 1>Okay, gotcha. So at school, students are busy painstakingly making

0:56:53.680 --> 0:56:56.239
<v Speaker 1>the signs by hand instead of photocopying him. This is

0:56:56.280 --> 0:56:58.719
<v Speaker 1>because Jay is stalling for time. Now, why is he

0:56:58.800 --> 0:57:04.479
<v Speaker 1>stalling for time? Because they haven't found the dog? Right?

0:57:06.239 --> 0:57:06.319
<v Speaker 3>No?

0:57:06.440 --> 0:57:09.040
<v Speaker 2>They oh, right, yes.

0:57:09.680 --> 0:57:12.480
<v Speaker 1>That's why they're stalling so they can find the dog. Yes,

0:57:12.520 --> 0:57:15.360
<v Speaker 1>but he's in school and Mike's making calls, not looking

0:57:15.400 --> 0:57:16.000
<v Speaker 1>for the dog.

0:57:16.920 --> 0:57:20.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he's not finding Yeah, he's he's trying to get time.

0:57:21.200 --> 0:57:24.120
<v Speaker 2>I guess so that the cops don't get involved, I

0:57:24.120 --> 0:57:25.280
<v Speaker 2>think is what they're trying to.

0:57:26.080 --> 0:57:27.280
<v Speaker 1>Oh.

0:57:27.360 --> 0:57:30.600
<v Speaker 2>I think it's a pretty big stretch, you think, yeah,

0:57:30.600 --> 0:57:32.520
<v Speaker 2>because I think we're all kind of just confused at

0:57:32.560 --> 0:57:36.080
<v Speaker 2>this point. It made sense how how they were doing

0:57:36.400 --> 0:57:39.400
<v Speaker 2>the posters, Like sure, they don't want they clearly don't

0:57:39.400 --> 0:57:42.600
<v Speaker 2>want the posters up in case someone does find the dog.

0:57:42.800 --> 0:57:45.520
<v Speaker 1>Is that why he sneaks half of them out right

0:57:45.600 --> 0:57:48.200
<v Speaker 1>in front of them a foot away, puts him behind

0:57:48.280 --> 0:57:49.840
<v Speaker 1>his back, which are not in any way of shape

0:57:50.000 --> 0:57:50.200
<v Speaker 1>for me.

0:57:50.560 --> 0:57:53.040
<v Speaker 2>To get it, so there wouldn't be as many posters

0:57:53.080 --> 0:57:56.240
<v Speaker 2>for them to actually even hang up, because he says

0:57:56.240 --> 0:57:58.640
<v Speaker 2>that at the all three hundred of them are not done.

0:57:58.720 --> 0:58:01.400
<v Speaker 2>That the couple of them are going out to do

0:58:01.760 --> 0:58:04.360
<v Speaker 2>some of the ones that they do have done, but

0:58:04.400 --> 0:58:06.840
<v Speaker 2>that's his way to sneak in throat.

0:58:06.920 --> 0:58:09.640
<v Speaker 1>Gotcha? Okay, So none of that made sense to me

0:58:09.680 --> 0:58:11.520
<v Speaker 1>because I still didn't understand what they were doing. But anyway,

0:58:11.560 --> 0:58:14.280
<v Speaker 1>they're stalling for time. He even helps and picks the

0:58:14.320 --> 0:58:17.240
<v Speaker 1>dumbest kids to staple them all over town. Head Master

0:58:17.360 --> 0:58:19.960
<v Speaker 1>Van Dusen is aimlessly circling the bakery to no avail

0:58:20.760 --> 0:58:24.760
<v Speaker 1>outside with a sheet cake while singing it'sy bitsy Spider.

0:58:24.800 --> 0:58:26.400
<v Speaker 1>And that's when I thought I got a bad hit

0:58:26.440 --> 0:58:29.040
<v Speaker 1>a weed where I was like, am I, what's happening?

0:58:29.040 --> 0:58:30.840
<v Speaker 1>Am I really seeing this? I was like? And then

0:58:30.880 --> 0:58:32.800
<v Speaker 1>I was like, Okay, so he's just trying to humiliate

0:58:32.880 --> 0:58:37.400
<v Speaker 1>him for how he treated his brother. But they're stalling

0:58:37.520 --> 0:58:40.920
<v Speaker 1>for time to find the dog, I guess, but no

0:58:40.960 --> 0:58:46.040
<v Speaker 1>one's actually looking for the dog, right Scotch, Yes, okay,

0:58:46.840 --> 0:58:49.840
<v Speaker 1>So Mike and Jay then to find the dog do

0:58:50.120 --> 0:58:53.520
<v Speaker 1>what anybody would do. They get a bag full of

0:58:53.600 --> 0:58:57.400
<v Speaker 1>whole rotisserie chickens and meat to drive around nearby streets.

0:58:57.440 --> 0:58:59.920
<v Speaker 1>It is attached to the back of their car like

0:59:00.160 --> 0:59:03.480
<v Speaker 1>a giant fishing line. The scent of poultry and meat

0:59:03.480 --> 0:59:05.120
<v Speaker 1>brings a dozen or so dogs to the car, but

0:59:05.200 --> 0:59:06.920
<v Speaker 1>no sign of Camille, And just when they're about to

0:59:06.920 --> 0:59:08.840
<v Speaker 1>give up, they see her join the chicken loving pack

0:59:09.280 --> 0:59:13.840
<v Speaker 1>and grab onto the bag like a fishing line. I

0:59:13.880 --> 0:59:17.280
<v Speaker 1>think that's when I shut it off again. They dragged

0:59:17.280 --> 0:59:20.040
<v Speaker 1>the pup through the area, eventually tossing her into a

0:59:20.080 --> 0:59:25.000
<v Speaker 1>backyard trampoline, losing her once again. And this movie is insane. Yeah,

0:59:25.200 --> 0:59:27.439
<v Speaker 1>Ward is still getting pressure from his father in law.

0:59:27.480 --> 0:59:29.960
<v Speaker 1>The dog show is Friday, and Mike continues to waste

0:59:29.960 --> 0:59:32.880
<v Speaker 1>the headmaster's time with meetups that go nowhere, which again

0:59:32.920 --> 0:59:35.320
<v Speaker 1>I guess is still just them buying time to try

0:59:35.320 --> 0:59:37.240
<v Speaker 1>to find the dog again. Now he's at a bowling

0:59:37.280 --> 0:59:39.320
<v Speaker 1>alley where he needs to throw ten straight frames of

0:59:39.360 --> 0:59:42.360
<v Speaker 1>gutter balls while wearing a woman's bathrobe and fluffy slippers,

0:59:42.880 --> 0:59:44.760
<v Speaker 1>and obviously nothing comes of this, and that's when I

0:59:44.800 --> 0:59:47.720
<v Speaker 1>was like, I think I shut it off again. But

0:59:47.880 --> 0:59:50.560
<v Speaker 1>the brothers have found Camille in a different backyard, barking

0:59:50.600 --> 0:59:53.360
<v Speaker 1>at a swimming pool. They approach her, slowly, capturing her

0:59:53.360 --> 0:59:56.280
<v Speaker 1>with a pool net and landing her lovingly into Jay's arms.

0:59:56.280 --> 0:59:58.760
<v Speaker 1>And now she's a perfect dog in love with Jay again?

0:59:59.720 --> 1:00:02.400
<v Speaker 1>Was it? Yes? That was it? A perfect dog in

1:00:02.400 --> 1:00:03.360
<v Speaker 1>love with jagb.

1:00:03.360 --> 1:00:09.040
<v Speaker 2>I literally rewound thinking there was some type of when

1:00:09.080 --> 1:00:14.000
<v Speaker 2>it's something that I missed because I mean, we know,

1:00:14.160 --> 1:00:15.960
<v Speaker 2>I mean that, I mean I guess that's how they

1:00:15.960 --> 1:00:19.360
<v Speaker 2>were able to. I don't know. It was just nothing.

1:00:19.400 --> 1:00:22.280
<v Speaker 1>It just dogs. Dog's amazing again.

1:00:22.920 --> 1:00:25.040
<v Speaker 2>And he tries to make a comment of oh, she

1:00:25.280 --> 1:00:29.080
<v Speaker 2>just needed to run off all the energy, or she's

1:00:29.200 --> 1:00:32.120
<v Speaker 2>just she never has she's always at the groomers and

1:00:32.800 --> 1:00:34.000
<v Speaker 2>these kinds of explanations.

1:00:34.040 --> 1:00:37.480
<v Speaker 1>I'm kind of like, and it's so easy to do.

1:00:38.360 --> 1:00:40.720
<v Speaker 1>You don't have him save her in the beginning, crossing

1:00:40.720 --> 1:00:44.160
<v Speaker 1>the street, they get home with her being an awful dog.

1:00:44.240 --> 1:00:46.680
<v Speaker 1>She's been chasing the entire time. She's nipping at his heels,

1:00:46.680 --> 1:00:48.600
<v Speaker 1>She jumps in the house, they do all the fun

1:00:48.640 --> 1:00:52.080
<v Speaker 1>attack stuff, and then at the end here they find

1:00:52.120 --> 1:00:55.560
<v Speaker 1>her and she's in some death defying whatever. Yes, he

1:00:55.720 --> 1:00:58.360
<v Speaker 1>saves her life here and the dog falls in love

1:00:58.400 --> 1:00:58.720
<v Speaker 1>with him.

1:00:58.840 --> 1:01:04.000
<v Speaker 2>Yes, she's dirty, Yes, you know the obvious. She's trapped

1:01:04.000 --> 1:01:06.200
<v Speaker 2>in a New York street pothole.

1:01:06.560 --> 1:01:10.000
<v Speaker 1>Yes, the entire girl. They sing her out.

1:01:09.880 --> 1:01:12.959
<v Speaker 2>And it makes more sense of why this dog I mean.

1:01:14.640 --> 1:01:17.960
<v Speaker 1>Shows up, offers some record contract obviously.

1:01:17.480 --> 1:01:20.240
<v Speaker 2>An easy fix with a dog.

1:01:21.040 --> 1:01:24.800
<v Speaker 1>Thank you, thank you? How hard is that? My God

1:01:25.480 --> 1:01:28.080
<v Speaker 1>said that? Then? Then, uh, this is what it hounded

1:01:28.120 --> 1:01:30.960
<v Speaker 1>to takes place in Spain, falls in love with a

1:01:30.960 --> 1:01:31.720
<v Speaker 1>guitar player.

1:01:32.680 --> 1:01:36.680
<v Speaker 2>Uh, that hounded didn't turn into that.

1:01:36.800 --> 1:01:43.680
<v Speaker 1>I'm ungrateful because in India, my god, it was crazy. Okay,

1:01:43.720 --> 1:01:46.800
<v Speaker 1>so yeah, but no, they didn't do that.

1:01:47.960 --> 1:01:50.439
<v Speaker 2>It is still getting That's where this movie went wrong,

1:01:50.560 --> 1:01:50.960
<v Speaker 2>thank you.

1:01:51.240 --> 1:01:53.360
<v Speaker 1>This is where they lost me. Is they easily could

1:01:53.400 --> 1:01:57.240
<v Speaker 1>have sung the dog back into reality, but they did. God.

1:01:57.880 --> 1:02:00.640
<v Speaker 1>Back at home, Camille is now acting totally normal. She

1:02:00.760 --> 1:02:05.720
<v Speaker 1>just needed to burn off some energy by attacking everybody around.

1:02:05.800 --> 1:02:08.200
<v Speaker 1>She needed to burn off energy, and apparently we find

1:02:08.200 --> 1:02:11.520
<v Speaker 1>out later get laid because that's what happened.

1:02:11.880 --> 1:02:15.280
<v Speaker 2>She literally, gosh, she did not even put that.

1:02:15.240 --> 1:02:18.240
<v Speaker 1>Together, thank you. They even show her with her boyfriend.

1:02:17.920 --> 1:02:23.120
<v Speaker 2>Oh gosh, out there doing it like snoop doggie dog

1:02:23.160 --> 1:02:24.480
<v Speaker 2>out there I'm telling you.

1:02:25.160 --> 1:02:26.840
<v Speaker 1>So that's what she needed. She needed to run around,

1:02:26.880 --> 1:02:31.640
<v Speaker 1>attack a whole bunch of people and have sex. Yeah,

1:02:31.720 --> 1:02:33.200
<v Speaker 1>am I wrong? That's what happens.

1:02:33.760 --> 1:02:35.920
<v Speaker 2>I did not even think about that.

1:02:36.080 --> 1:02:38.280
<v Speaker 1>Oh there you go, My gosh, there you go.

1:02:38.480 --> 1:02:44.480
<v Speaker 2>She met my dog bandon there exactly whoa crazy god?

1:02:44.800 --> 1:02:47.880
<v Speaker 1>So they trade off. The trade off can finally happen

1:02:47.920 --> 1:02:50.280
<v Speaker 1>now that the dog is back and perfectly normal again.

1:02:50.560 --> 1:02:52.520
<v Speaker 1>But Vanduzen has called the cops and they've set up

1:02:52.560 --> 1:02:54.560
<v Speaker 1>a sting at the school, so it doesn't look good

1:02:54.560 --> 1:02:57.520
<v Speaker 1>for the boys. The headmaster wants the dog napper behind bars.

1:02:57.640 --> 1:02:59.640
<v Speaker 1>Jays called back to the office not to get busted,

1:02:59.680 --> 1:03:02.680
<v Speaker 1>but Van Duson wants three hundred new posters made now

1:03:02.680 --> 1:03:05.440
<v Speaker 1>with the police hotline included. Jay tries to warn his

1:03:05.440 --> 1:03:07.600
<v Speaker 1>brother about the police presence, but a girl who keeps

1:03:07.640 --> 1:03:10.360
<v Speaker 1>saying no way, no way, no way, is holding up

1:03:10.400 --> 1:03:12.760
<v Speaker 1>the payphone. So when Mike does call Van dus and

1:03:12.800 --> 1:03:15.320
<v Speaker 1>the cops are already tracing him, but he hangs up

1:03:15.560 --> 1:03:18.720
<v Speaker 1>just in time to stay undetected. Jay and Mike meet

1:03:18.800 --> 1:03:20.720
<v Speaker 1>back up that night, with no sign of the cops

1:03:20.720 --> 1:03:23.000
<v Speaker 1>in their tail. They know they can't just return her.

1:03:23.000 --> 1:03:25.360
<v Speaker 1>Now their lives are going to be ruined. Jay apologizers

1:03:25.400 --> 1:03:27.640
<v Speaker 1>are getting his brother involved and he'll take all the

1:03:27.640 --> 1:03:29.760
<v Speaker 1>blame if they get busted. But Mike says they're in

1:03:29.800 --> 1:03:31.600
<v Speaker 1>this together and they'll get out of it together. And

1:03:31.640 --> 1:03:35.400
<v Speaker 1>with that, Jay announces he has a plan. Mike dresses

1:03:35.400 --> 1:03:38.200
<v Speaker 1>in disguise to distract Roddy Well. Jay sneaks through the

1:03:38.240 --> 1:03:40.680
<v Speaker 1>neighbor's yard to get to the poolhouse and when Mike

1:03:40.720 --> 1:03:43.280
<v Speaker 1>here's a bird call, he'll need to leave. Amongst all

1:03:43.280 --> 1:03:45.360
<v Speaker 1>this planning, Mike is impressed with Jay's drawings on the

1:03:45.360 --> 1:03:47.600
<v Speaker 1>map he made just in case you forgot he wanted

1:03:47.600 --> 1:03:49.880
<v Speaker 1>to be an artist, jess in case, Just in case.

1:03:50.200 --> 1:03:53.280
<v Speaker 1>Jay says goodbye to the now perfect docile Camille and

1:03:53.440 --> 1:03:55.880
<v Speaker 1>they place her in a basket for the long awaited return.

1:03:56.200 --> 1:03:58.360
<v Speaker 1>Jay starts to check through the neighborhood backyards and is

1:03:58.440 --> 1:04:01.120
<v Speaker 1>quickly caught by a guard dog looking one. He busts

1:04:01.120 --> 1:04:02.959
<v Speaker 1>through a fence just in time and then is able

1:04:03.000 --> 1:04:05.400
<v Speaker 1>to just stick the boards back on and they end

1:04:05.480 --> 1:04:06.080
<v Speaker 1>up staying.

1:04:07.000 --> 1:04:10.360
<v Speaker 2>I he's like leaning against them, and.

1:04:10.280 --> 1:04:12.040
<v Speaker 1>Then he leaves and the board stay up.

1:04:12.880 --> 1:04:17.960
<v Speaker 2>Yes they did, they did stay to perfectly balance.

1:04:17.640 --> 1:04:21.640
<v Speaker 1>You rie attach them back on the wall, so he

1:04:21.680 --> 1:04:24.200
<v Speaker 1>busts through the fence, barely escaping the attack. Mike arrives

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<v Speaker 1>at Ronnie's pool house and while pretending to be a

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<v Speaker 1>reporter from BMX magazine, he's wasting Ronnie's time. Who is

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<v Speaker 1>Ronnie's holding an awesome nineties discman mine it still works.

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<v Speaker 1>Ronnie is skeptical, but falls for it when he promises

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<v Speaker 1>a free bike if he just answers a very time

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<v Speaker 1>consuming survey. All this is to stall while Jay runs

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<v Speaker 1>through the house yards like Ferris Bueller. He skirts past

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<v Speaker 1>a kid's party and a pinata, then right into Ronnie's

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<v Speaker 1>pool house. The bully is still busy with mike survey,

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<v Speaker 1>so Jay returns Camille to his room, then calls Van

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<v Speaker 1>Duzen to meet at the deli in an hour, but

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<v Speaker 1>unfortunately the cops were able to trace the call this time. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>it seems like part of the plan. Jay says his

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<v Speaker 1>final go by to Camille, the dog he now loves,

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<v Speaker 1>because why not. They've been together for a half hour

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<v Speaker 1>an hour and everything's been great, as opposed to the

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<v Speaker 1>three days when the dog destroyed everything. Then Bird calls

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<v Speaker 1>to his brother to end the survey, and once Ronnie

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<v Speaker 1>returns to his pool house, he doesn't even notice the

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<v Speaker 1>dog is back the cops and then they show the dog.

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<v Speaker 1>They cuts the dog eating gummy worms for the cops

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<v Speaker 1>have figured out that the call is coming from inside

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<v Speaker 1>the house. It's from inside the house. The call like

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<v Speaker 1>a horror movie. Yeah, it's their address, and they deduce

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<v Speaker 1>it's coming from the pool house. His parents, grandpa, and

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<v Speaker 1>the cops storm his room and they find him sitting

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<v Speaker 1>near Camille. They all assume Ronnie was behind the dog,

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<v Speaker 1>napping the whole time, hoping to get money for his

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<v Speaker 1>new BMX bike. We cut to a new assembly and

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<v Speaker 1>Jay is giving a speech, this time about how the

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<v Speaker 1>city needs to be more handicap accessible, finally giving a

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<v Speaker 1>reason for Tracy to have been put in the wheelchair

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<v Speaker 1>because they brought it back to where he's His girlfriend

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<v Speaker 1>or friend is now kind of his muse, very nice,

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<v Speaker 1>and with that Jay wins the full scholarship, which is

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<v Speaker 1>apparently stripped from Ronnie because of his cheating. Jay's mom

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<v Speaker 1>and friends of in the audience, and Mike is finally

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<v Speaker 1>proud of his little brother. Ronnie's grandpa has now taken

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<v Speaker 1>over the school and informs Jay of his duties at

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<v Speaker 1>graduation as the student body president. Ward van Dusen has

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<v Speaker 1>become his father and last receptionist. Eliza rives with Camille

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<v Speaker 1>and the dog clings to Jay for a reunion. She

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<v Speaker 1>announces that the vet has cleared Camill of any psychological issues.

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<v Speaker 1>She was probably just stressed. Okay, so they'd been medicating

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<v Speaker 1>this dog for years when it didn't need it. He

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<v Speaker 1>just needed to walk. And now the dog is gonna

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<v Speaker 1>have puppies. Yes, that's right, let's get it on, and

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<v Speaker 1>one of them is gonna go to Jay. Ward is

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<v Speaker 1>concerned about his dog allergy, but Eliza says, with Ronnie

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<v Speaker 1>going off to school, he can just move into the poolhouse.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm sure at this point he would love to

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<v Speaker 1>do that, right Yit Back at the Starkwell Military Academy,

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<v Speaker 1>Mike is back commanding his troops. All of the soldiers

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<v Speaker 1>have passed their tests, and guess who's joining them. Ronnie

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<v Speaker 1>van Duson, the little jerk, is now being bossed around

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<v Speaker 1>by the fake BMX magazine reporter who got him there

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<v Speaker 1>in the first place. And that's our movie, Sabrina. Can

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<v Speaker 1>you give us our real reviews? You got the five

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<v Speaker 1>star this week, and I'd love to hear who gave

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<v Speaker 1>this movie five.

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<v Speaker 2>Stars, somebody who was at least so willing to claim it.

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<v Speaker 1>Our friend donmag nomage back.

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<v Speaker 2>No need to claim this five star. Just an incredible,

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<v Speaker 2>campy movie about dog stealing. Shilah Bluff plays a hilarious

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<v Speaker 2>evil rich kid. Taj Mauri is essentially the same character

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<v Speaker 2>as smart Guy, but slightly dumber.

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<v Speaker 1>Five stars, five stars. All right, I've got the one star. Now.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't agree with the one star, but I also

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<v Speaker 1>don't agree with the five star. But this is from

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<v Speaker 1>movie Attic twenty sixteen. I don't want to sound like

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<v Speaker 1>some piece hippie, but the image of a boy being

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<v Speaker 1>bitten an attack by a small dog could result in

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<v Speaker 1>nightmares for children and headaches for the parents. Other than

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<v Speaker 1>that small fact, this movie is still lousy. I wouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>recommend it either way. Bad actors, bad dialogue, bad everything.

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<v Speaker 1>Why I don't agree with that. Some of the dialogue

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't great. The acting was not bad in this movie,

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<v Speaker 1>and the cast is incredible. Yes, we're now coming to

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<v Speaker 1>Sabrina's favorite portion of our program, and that is our

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<v Speaker 1>feature presentation. The game this week is called Mix that Dog.

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<v Speaker 1>In the modern era of dog breeding, weirdos have decided

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<v Speaker 1>to put together different types of dogs to create these

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<v Speaker 1>scientific experiment mashups that probably never should have made it

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<v Speaker 1>in the first place. So we'll be given two breeds

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<v Speaker 1>and we have to pick from multiple choice options which

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<v Speaker 1>name these creatures have when they're mashed together. Three out

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<v Speaker 1>of five wins. Oh God, here we go. Number Who

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<v Speaker 1>are we playing with this week?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm here.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, it's producer tre Great Heday. Number one. We have

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<v Speaker 1>a chow chow and I assume all these are real

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<v Speaker 1>by the way. We have a chow chow and a

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<v Speaker 1>Siberian Husky. Is it a a south be a cybow,

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<v Speaker 1>see a Tiberian or d a chosky?

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<v Speaker 2>Ooh, I'm gonna go with d Chowsky.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna say ce Tiberian. Sabrina's right, it's d Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>I would love one and one.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna make notes so I can look up what

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<v Speaker 2>these animals look like.

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<v Speaker 1>Good idea, Yes. Number two, a German shepherd and a pug. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>for the love of God, I hate to see that mating.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh God, is it a a shug be a perman

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<v Speaker 1>jepherd see a germug or D A pou guard.

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<v Speaker 2>I think I'm gonna go as see germug.

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<v Speaker 1>I am too, see germug.

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<v Speaker 2>The answer is A A shug.

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<v Speaker 1>Go for two. Okay, and you're one. You're one for two.

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<v Speaker 1>Three A coyote and a dog.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh it's coyote ces and right now it's everywhere around.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they're all around here. Is it a coyote, A

1:10:06.439 --> 1:10:10.800
<v Speaker 1>B A coy dog? See a cog or D A dio.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's a a diote, isn't it?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I guess I'll go with you. Then

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<v Speaker 2>A A diote? You are both wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>The answer is be dammit, a coy dog. Terrible name.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh so I'm all for three. I've already lost. You

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<v Speaker 1>need to get the next two, right, Sabrina to win.

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<v Speaker 1>Number four, A mastiff and a great Dane? Is it

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<v Speaker 1>A A main? B A danif see a great mastiff

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<v Speaker 1>or d A mate ganniff?

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<v Speaker 2>I am a Maine.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll say that too, a main. The answer is bugh,

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<v Speaker 1>this horrible game. All right, So we both lost, but

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<v Speaker 1>let's finish it out. Number five, A greyhound and a pointer.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it a greyister? A Payhound, a Hounter, or a Grointer.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna pick d Greunter just because I like the

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<v Speaker 1>sound of it and I know it's wrong, and I

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<v Speaker 1>don't care de Greuter.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna go with a a Grayster.

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<v Speaker 1>Sabrina's right, it's a wow. All right, So you got

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<v Speaker 1>two out of five.

1:11:23.000 --> 1:11:25.280
<v Speaker 2>I got two out of five. Damn it.

1:11:25.360 --> 1:11:27.320
<v Speaker 1>That's terrible. Can we do a Sabrina ces please?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes? Okay, So there was just some moments that really were,

1:11:39.640 --> 1:11:42.800
<v Speaker 2>to be honest, these aren't the best Sabrina seas just

1:11:43.000 --> 1:11:46.360
<v Speaker 2>I guess my kind of brain that's working while I'm

1:11:46.400 --> 1:11:50.720
<v Speaker 2>watching it. It kind of at first wasn't very believable

1:11:51.040 --> 1:11:55.400
<v Speaker 2>that Jay's brother was this, you know, bad military guy.

1:11:55.439 --> 1:11:58.519
<v Speaker 2>He's yelling and doing his part when we first see him,

1:11:58.760 --> 1:12:01.799
<v Speaker 2>but as soon as his I don't know, sergeant, I couldn't,

1:12:01.800 --> 1:12:05.680
<v Speaker 2>I didn't the colonel General Colonel calls him over and

1:12:05.880 --> 1:12:10.439
<v Speaker 2>and questions him about it. He becomes like so whiny,

1:12:10.880 --> 1:12:13.920
<v Speaker 2>and that just was like, you would never be like

1:12:14.000 --> 1:12:16.400
<v Speaker 2>that if you were really trained. There's just no way

1:12:16.439 --> 1:12:18.920
<v Speaker 2>you'd be that whiny, like, oh well sorry, they just

1:12:18.960 --> 1:12:21.679
<v Speaker 2>they don't get it. No, no, no, and I was like, whoa,

1:12:22.600 --> 1:12:24.720
<v Speaker 2>and then he like gets back into character of what

1:12:24.800 --> 1:12:28.559
<v Speaker 2>is thing. So that was just kind of funny. Oh okay,

1:12:28.800 --> 1:12:32.880
<v Speaker 2>this secretary moment when first we find that this was

1:12:32.920 --> 1:12:35.320
<v Speaker 2>another thing that I feel like they could have even

1:12:35.360 --> 1:12:38.400
<v Speaker 2>beefed up more clearly they were trying. They it seemed

1:12:38.439 --> 1:12:44.759
<v Speaker 2>like Ronnie probably stole the the you know Hall passes right.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, yea, so they did.

1:12:46.520 --> 1:12:48.479
<v Speaker 2>They kind of it, he's selling them, but it kind

1:12:48.479 --> 1:12:50.920
<v Speaker 2>of just like breathed by it. It was like, and

1:12:50.960 --> 1:12:53.400
<v Speaker 2>then brought up a little bit later, but these were

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<v Speaker 2>this is just like a number of lists of things,

1:12:55.760 --> 1:12:58.839
<v Speaker 2>like even when he got that was number one with Ronnie.

1:12:58.920 --> 1:13:00.960
<v Speaker 2>But then it was like later on when he was like, oh,

1:13:01.040 --> 1:13:03.160
<v Speaker 2>how did you know I lived here? And he's like, oh,

1:13:03.200 --> 1:13:05.639
<v Speaker 2>you you get the magazines and he's like he didn't really,

1:13:05.680 --> 1:13:07.519
<v Speaker 2>He's like, oh, I get them up the street. He

1:13:07.640 --> 1:13:09.640
<v Speaker 2>should have been like you know what I mean, like

1:13:10.400 --> 1:13:13.120
<v Speaker 2>diving into the fact that this kid is just like

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<v Speaker 2>a jerk. He steals everything. He's obviously a klepto. Like

1:13:16.520 --> 1:13:19.799
<v Speaker 2>there's just things about him that they just like let happen,

1:13:19.920 --> 1:13:22.280
<v Speaker 2>but didn't blow it up because I think that would

1:13:22.280 --> 1:13:25.280
<v Speaker 2>have made more reason towards the end of the movie

1:13:25.640 --> 1:13:30.120
<v Speaker 2>for us to really be happy that Ronnie's the one

1:13:30.120 --> 1:13:33.519
<v Speaker 2>that got you know, pinpointed for this, because other than that,

1:13:33.600 --> 1:13:35.920
<v Speaker 2>it's kind of like, yeah, he's like a jerk little kid,

1:13:35.960 --> 1:13:41.599
<v Speaker 2>but now he's in military school. Yeah right, yeah, okay.

1:13:41.880 --> 1:13:45.839
<v Speaker 2>So but also with the secretary part, when she got

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<v Speaker 2>up and her headset was still on the way, she

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<v Speaker 2>reacted like, oh, I do that.

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<v Speaker 1>All the time.

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<v Speaker 2>I swear that had that looked like it was an

1:13:56.320 --> 1:13:59.160
<v Speaker 2>accident that she just like went with, yeah, it's the

1:13:59.200 --> 1:14:01.800
<v Speaker 2>way she got it was like, oh, I do that

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<v Speaker 2>all the time, and just like kind of kept moving.

1:14:04.200 --> 1:14:06.160
<v Speaker 2>I was like, I would have loved to know if

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<v Speaker 2>that was a blooper, that that she made work kept right, yep,

1:14:09.200 --> 1:14:13.960
<v Speaker 2>that they just that she made work the basket. These

1:14:14.080 --> 1:14:17.280
<v Speaker 2>kinds of things with Disney movies, I think are funny

1:14:17.280 --> 1:14:19.519
<v Speaker 2>to watch as an older I don't think I would

1:14:19.520 --> 1:14:24.120
<v Speaker 2>have really one hundred percent noticed his weird basket like that. Like,

1:14:24.200 --> 1:14:28.760
<v Speaker 2>first of all, boys that age don't have bikes with

1:14:28.840 --> 1:14:31.920
<v Speaker 2>baskets anymore. But not only then that it wasn't even

1:14:32.000 --> 1:14:35.840
<v Speaker 2>like a kind of a cool like leather or like

1:14:35.920 --> 1:14:41.120
<v Speaker 2>some kind of you know Indiana Jones vibe. It was

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<v Speaker 2>like a like a backing basket.

1:14:44.320 --> 1:14:47.679
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's just a basket, and so that's.

1:14:47.520 --> 1:14:49.600
<v Speaker 2>The kind of stuff. I think it's funny to like

1:14:49.800 --> 1:14:52.559
<v Speaker 2>clock because I probably would not have noticed that when

1:14:52.560 --> 1:14:55.160
<v Speaker 2>I was younger, but like, as like a grown up,

1:14:55.200 --> 1:14:59.240
<v Speaker 2>you're going no like boys, you know, kids that age,

1:14:59.400 --> 1:15:03.320
<v Speaker 2>girls are no longer the white woven basket with daisies on.

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<v Speaker 2>So it was just funny to kind of note, like,

1:15:09.600 --> 1:15:13.519
<v Speaker 2>that's definitely something that is different now rewatching movies or

1:15:13.600 --> 1:15:16.839
<v Speaker 2>watching them these movies at the same time, the random

1:15:16.880 --> 1:15:19.720
<v Speaker 2>kiss threw me off again. I just really had a

1:15:19.760 --> 1:15:23.479
<v Speaker 2>hard time because if they would have that's another thing

1:15:23.520 --> 1:15:25.599
<v Speaker 2>with the writing, if they would have pulled it in

1:15:25.680 --> 1:15:28.720
<v Speaker 2>at the end to like make it like now he

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<v Speaker 2>got his real kiss, he's doing his whole presentation for

1:15:32.680 --> 1:15:36.040
<v Speaker 2>her and her her situation. But no, it just was

1:15:36.080 --> 1:15:40.000
<v Speaker 2>like a missed thing. The next thing was because of

1:15:40.040 --> 1:15:43.800
<v Speaker 2>you and Taj and obviously they didn't know we would

1:15:43.840 --> 1:15:47.479
<v Speaker 2>be rewatching this, but how funny. There's a moment where

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<v Speaker 2>Ronnie says something call me or you know, beat me, fax.

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<v Speaker 1>Me, blah blah blah.

1:15:52.840 --> 1:15:58.160
<v Speaker 2>I would have loved that impossible, like call me, beat

1:15:58.200 --> 1:16:02.679
<v Speaker 2>me if you want to reach me. Oh I don't,

1:16:02.720 --> 1:16:05.680
<v Speaker 2>but could you imagine if it was that and he

1:16:05.840 --> 1:16:08.559
<v Speaker 2>ends up doing christ Like a show with Christie, Like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh my god, that would have been too much.

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<v Speaker 1>I just like it was such much Disney.

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<v Speaker 2>We didn't say. When we saw the cameo from our girlfriend,

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<v Speaker 2>we did say it. It is when the poster making.

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<v Speaker 2>For everyone that might want to watch this, it's when

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<v Speaker 2>they're making the posters and he assigned someone to go

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<v Speaker 2>with them. Did the boys to go with them to

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<v Speaker 2>pass them out? The girl who questions it because those

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<v Speaker 2>boys didn't even finish any of their posters. We've got

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<v Speaker 2>our girl right there. She has like one line, are

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<v Speaker 2>you kidding me? They haven't even finished their posters? And

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<v Speaker 2>then we move on. But it's her first total, first

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<v Speaker 2>moment on Disney. You cannot forget her gorgeous face. She's

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<v Speaker 2>adorable in this movie. She's young, she's fun, she's bright,

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<v Speaker 2>she's perfect for Disney. That's my last one. Oh no,

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<v Speaker 2>it's a bitsy spider. You passed right over it, I said, so,

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<v Speaker 2>I know. But these little moments, although they were silly,

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<v Speaker 2>that's when we got to see him do some really funny,

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<v Speaker 2>just comedic, like silly stuff, got him in silly positions.

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<v Speaker 2>He's falling on the ice, he's doing the singing thing.

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<v Speaker 2>It's wacky, it's wacky, and for some reason he's singing,

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<v Speaker 2>went up the dlane and he's rolling his rs in

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<v Speaker 2>the weirdest way. But to me it was like, this

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<v Speaker 2>showed him in a wacky, fun comic thing, and like

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<v Speaker 2>when you've got such a funny actor, you've got somebody

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<v Speaker 2>who's just so great.

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<v Speaker 1>Giving him a.

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<v Speaker 2>Couple scenes like this was actually I thought, Golden, I just.

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<v Speaker 1>Wish it was earned. But yes, he's great. He was

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<v Speaker 1>always great. Well that's it, Thank you so much. We now,

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<v Speaker 1>of course come to our part of our program. We

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<v Speaker 1>have to rate the film we saw. We're doing one

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<v Speaker 1>out of ten this week. We're giving it the most time,

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<v Speaker 1>and we'll make five in the middle those weeks. You

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<v Speaker 1>do so, I know, But here are our possibilities this week.

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<v Speaker 1>One out of ten dcom Dead Dads, let's not pick

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<v Speaker 1>that one. One out of ten unusable video game controllers,

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<v Speaker 1>kick pool houses, President Jackie Chan's, one at a ten

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<v Speaker 1>Spanish rice epidemics. One out of ten infected hash Browns,

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<v Speaker 1>quickly printed bumper stickers one out of ten, backfiring jars

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<v Speaker 1>of marbles, barks and fangs one out of ten. Bags

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<v Speaker 1>of whole rotisserie chickens one out of ten. Ronnie Diskman's

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<v Speaker 1>or I'm gonna add one out of ten? Nuzzling Gerbils.

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<v Speaker 1>What would you like to pick? Sabrina? It is up

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<v Speaker 1>to you your pick this week, and I hope you

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<v Speaker 1>pick nuzzling gerbils, but that's just up to me. So

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<v Speaker 1>what is your pick? Gonna be?

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<v Speaker 2>Nuttling?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm so glad you picked nuzzling germil that it

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't make it better. It doesn't make it better when

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<v Speaker 1>you add the visual. I'm telling you, it doesn't make

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<v Speaker 1>it better. O yikes.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, I don't remember who rates first?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you remember who goes first?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh? It's my turn? Oh man? Okay, So this movie

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<v Speaker 2>actually was an easier watch than others, I will say,

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<v Speaker 2>and I know what I really supposed to compare them

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<v Speaker 2>to others, but it was It wasn't a movie. I

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<v Speaker 2>will say. There was moments where I was possibly, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>folding laundry, doing things, watching, but I didn't have to

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<v Speaker 2>turn it off for me again, and I really put

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<v Speaker 2>that on how great this cast was. It made it

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<v Speaker 2>to where for me going to you know, getting too

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<v Speaker 2>into the particulars I was able to, especially because the

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<v Speaker 2>cast was young. You could tell Shiah was so young,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, Taj like you just you were. I was

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<v Speaker 2>able to recognize him, keep my brain in the idea

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<v Speaker 2>of like this was early or Disney, which means this

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<v Speaker 2>d com was geared towards a fourth to sixth grader, right,

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<v Speaker 2>like a younger a younger demo than what I think

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<v Speaker 2>the d coms are now. And so I it didn't

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<v Speaker 2>sit high as well we've been seeing, but it certainly

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<v Speaker 2>wasn't as low as we've gone. I mean, when I

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<v Speaker 2>think of the last time with Taj we saw push

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<v Speaker 2>point point. This was for me a lot better than that.

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<v Speaker 2>So I gave this one a six point five nuzzle Langer.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah that's all right. You know I'm not too far

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<v Speaker 1>away from you, Okay. The only reason I'm not too

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<v Speaker 1>far away from you is because of the cast. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>the cast is great. The story, a lot of it

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<v Speaker 1>made absolutely no sense to me. The dog being nice

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<v Speaker 1>and then being mean and then being nice again, and

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<v Speaker 1>it turns out it just needed to run around and

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<v Speaker 1>have sex. Was weird. A lot of the story just

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<v Speaker 1>didn't make sense. But again Taj and then Shia and

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<v Speaker 1>then you throw in Ed Bagley Junior. I mean that's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna save it to me. So I'm giving this one.

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<v Speaker 1>I will give it because of the cast and the

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<v Speaker 1>cast alone, I'm gonna give it six. Okay, Gerbils. Any

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<v Speaker 1>other cast this would have been a two or three

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<v Speaker 1>to me where because the story was just really weird.

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<v Speaker 1>But the cast saved it because they're great. So yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>very excited. But let's see what our next movie is

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<v Speaker 1>gonna do. Our next movie is a cult classic and

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<v Speaker 1>just in time for her return to music and the

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<v Speaker 1>opening in a mom friend group. Hmmm. We've got Hillary

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<v Speaker 1>duff In, Cadet Kelly. It also stars my good friend

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<v Speaker 1>Christy Carlson Romano, So this is going to be a

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<v Speaker 1>fun one. It is streaming right now in Disney Plus,

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<v Speaker 1>so if you're the type who does their homework a

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<v Speaker 1>week before it's due, then get on it. But before that, guys, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>we have a really special Park Copper episode for you.

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<v Speaker 1>We interviewed our first ever actor who sat in the

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<v Speaker 1>Dabney Reynolds chair. Yes, we classed this place up with

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<v Speaker 1>actor and activist six time Emmy nominee, the legendary Ed

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<v Speaker 1>Bagley Junior. I swear to god, this is real, and

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<v Speaker 1>with all the history on his resume, we somehow decided

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<v Speaker 1>to talk to him about how did So let's get

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<v Speaker 1>a little preview of what to expect.

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<v Speaker 3>Being in Salt Lake with fun. I've been there before

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<v Speaker 3>and I loved working on the movie. And the script

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<v Speaker 3>was charming and funny and it's quirky, and we enjoyed it,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, we enjoyed every minute of it. And I

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<v Speaker 3>had my daughter with me by at that point, very

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<v Speaker 3>young daughters, he's about two or something. So ever in

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<v Speaker 3>a little peak park of walking around around Salt Lake,

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<v Speaker 3>and the snow was great. We don't get ato snow

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<v Speaker 3>in La so she was in heaven.

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<v Speaker 1>It was such an awesome conversation. Yep. Still can't believe

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<v Speaker 1>he came on the show. You don't want to miss

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