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Speaker 2: His name was The pound gave us his name. They

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Speaker 1: The pink pong job is teaching everybody how to play pong,

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Speaker 2: Yeah that I might have had maybe one of those before,

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Speaker 1: I had a gerbil named Charcoal when I was eight

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Speaker 2: Yes, what when do you think getting road killed type

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Speaker 1: Why is it why gerbils aren't road killed kind of pets?

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Speaker 1: Well I'm speaking of pets. Well, first of all, let's

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Speaker 1: welcome you back to Magical Rewind, the show that makes

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Speaker 1: you want to grab your friends, your BJ's and your popcorn.

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Speaker 1: And get back to a time when no the houses

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Speaker 1: were smart, the wave tsunamis and you nuzzled your gerbil.

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Speaker 1: I'm Wilfordell.

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Speaker 2: And I am Sabrina Brian surviving on this podcast.

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Speaker 1: Yes, so leash up your dog and lock the sidegate,

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Speaker 1: because this week's magical rewind. We're barking up. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: say the wrong tree. In two thousand and one's coming

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Speaker 1: of age film Hounded, as I guessed last week off

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Speaker 1: the quad in a wheelchair. A boy on the soccer field, Ronnie,

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00:21:31,840 --> 00:21:35,120
Speaker 1: haphazardly kicks a ball into the school founder's statue. Then

430
00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:37,240
Speaker 1: it bounces off and hits a teacher in the head.

431
00:21:37,440 --> 00:21:39,320
Speaker 1: He laughs it off, and when the angry staff member

432
00:21:39,359 --> 00:21:41,439
Speaker 1: sees it was Ronnie who kicked it, she just quickly

433
00:21:41,480 --> 00:21:44,320
Speaker 1: smiles and waves. Jay notes that the privileged few get

434
00:21:44,359 --> 00:21:46,840
Speaker 1: away with everything while the nice kids get their unusable

435
00:21:46,920 --> 00:21:51,920
Speaker 1: video game controllers taken away. It's unfair. Jay excitedly pulls it.

436
00:21:52,040 --> 00:21:54,600
Speaker 1: You know what, I was just gonna say, nustle my

437
00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:57,560
Speaker 1: Gerbil again. But I didn't want to do that. Jay

438
00:21:57,800 --> 00:22:00,240
Speaker 1: excitedly pulls out a stack of flash cards to show

439
00:22:00,280 --> 00:22:02,680
Speaker 1: his pal. He flips through them, creating the moving animation

440
00:22:02,720 --> 00:22:05,720
Speaker 1: we saw earlier of the Big bad Headmaster Wolf. You're

441
00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:08,040
Speaker 1: still You're still laughing over nuzzling your gerbil, aren't you?

442
00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:10,800
Speaker 1: Mm hmm, there you go, there you go. That's your

443
00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:13,399
Speaker 1: your Your hashtag of the day is nuzzle my gerbil.

444
00:22:13,880 --> 00:22:19,720
Speaker 1: Oh God. The other side of the cards are filled

445
00:22:19,760 --> 00:22:23,120
Speaker 1: with words from his important scholarship presentation. Then head Master

446
00:22:23,240 --> 00:22:25,600
Speaker 1: Van Duson gets on the microphone for an announcement. He says,

447
00:22:25,640 --> 00:22:28,359
Speaker 1: if you had the rice yesterday, see the nurse if

448
00:22:28,359 --> 00:22:31,639
Speaker 1: you're feeling differently, which I thought was very funny. Secondly,

449
00:22:31,720 --> 00:22:34,320
Speaker 1: all eighth grader should report to the auditorium fifth period

450
00:22:34,320 --> 00:22:38,080
Speaker 1: for the Donald Peterson Memorial Awards competition. The bell rings

451
00:22:38,080 --> 00:22:40,160
Speaker 1: and everyone's off to class and once again, Ronnie kicks

452
00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:42,240
Speaker 1: the soccer ball into the crowd, this time hitting Jay

453
00:22:42,440 --> 00:22:44,600
Speaker 1: right in the face. The flash cards fall to the

454
00:22:44,600 --> 00:22:47,440
Speaker 1: ground and that quad Ronnie seems pretty proud of himself.

455
00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:49,959
Speaker 1: Then Headmaster Van Duson walks out into the yard as

456
00:22:50,040 --> 00:22:52,240
Speaker 1: Jay scurries to pick up the cards, but unfortunately before

457
00:22:52,280 --> 00:22:54,320
Speaker 1: he can scoop them all up. Then Dowson catches a

458
00:22:54,359 --> 00:22:57,800
Speaker 1: glimpse of the drawings and he knows it's a terrible

459
00:22:57,840 --> 00:23:00,679
Speaker 1: cartoon of himself because he picks up the picture of

460
00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:03,600
Speaker 1: a wolfhead. That's the one he shows. He goes it

461
00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:05,600
Speaker 1: doesn't look too much like me. It's like it's the

462
00:23:05,600 --> 00:23:07,480
Speaker 1: picture of a wolf. Why wouldn't they pick up the

463
00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:10,240
Speaker 1: one that's supposed to be him?

464
00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:13,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would imagine because he is such a bully,

465
00:23:14,119 --> 00:23:16,760
Speaker 2: like he walks. I mean, when he we've already established

466
00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:20,560
Speaker 2: like everyone's kind of either afraid or like basically just

467
00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:24,480
Speaker 2: doesn't like him or hates him right as being this,

468
00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:28,159
Speaker 2: you know, headmaster, because he's a jerk to everyone, I

469
00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:30,400
Speaker 2: would assume this is like I kind of just let

470
00:23:30,560 --> 00:23:32,879
Speaker 2: let it go because I figured this wasn't the first

471
00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:35,119
Speaker 2: time he's seen a caricature of himself.

472
00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:37,200
Speaker 1: Okay, so like it's like an.

473
00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:39,560
Speaker 2: Ongoing thing on campus that everyone hates him.

474
00:23:39,600 --> 00:23:43,200
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, I was just reading too much. And okay,

475
00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:43,760
Speaker 1: that's fine.

476
00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:46,560
Speaker 2: Yeah you already did like the movie. I could tell No.

477
00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:49,120
Speaker 1: By this point, I'm still okay because again I thought,

478
00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:50,760
Speaker 1: right when Ed Bagley comes on and he's like if

479
00:23:50,760 --> 00:23:52,400
Speaker 1: you had the rice, I'm like, oh, okay, this might

480
00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:55,960
Speaker 1: be more tongue. Yes, some funny comedy and all that

481
00:23:56,040 --> 00:23:58,800
Speaker 1: kind of stuff. And again, all the acting was great,

482
00:23:58,840 --> 00:24:01,520
Speaker 1: so I was like, Okay, and Shia. Yeah. I was

483
00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:04,760
Speaker 1: very much still in at this point, although I was like, really,

484
00:24:04,760 --> 00:24:06,840
Speaker 1: you're leaving your kid to go? That was the only

485
00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:10,560
Speaker 1: thing that bumped me. Yeah. So he knows it's a

486
00:24:10,640 --> 00:24:12,639
Speaker 1: terrible cartoon of himself, and even though Jay tries to

487
00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:15,200
Speaker 1: say it isn't him, the Headmaster wonders what his mother

488
00:24:15,280 --> 00:24:17,800
Speaker 1: will think of his creative endeavors. He takes all the

489
00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:20,639
Speaker 1: cards and not caring that they also include Jay's big presentation.

490
00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:24,080
Speaker 1: Now in the hallways, Jay is freaking out. He has

491
00:24:24,119 --> 00:24:26,560
Speaker 1: no time to rewrite the presentation, and to make matters worse,

492
00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:29,680
Speaker 1: Ronnie aggressively joins him on the walk. He calls Jay

493
00:24:29,880 --> 00:24:32,560
Speaker 1: Marshan instead of Martin and knows that they're all front

494
00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:35,240
Speaker 1: runners for the Scholarship award. He also flirts with Tracy

495
00:24:35,280 --> 00:24:37,359
Speaker 1: and tells her about the victory party he's throwing in

496
00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:41,320
Speaker 1: his poolhouse for when he wins. In all honesty, the

497
00:24:41,359 --> 00:24:43,679
Speaker 1: poolhouse party sounds pretty life changing. Rumor is he has

498
00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:46,439
Speaker 1: arcade games and his own phone number and a pool table.

499
00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:48,040
Speaker 1: I want to be there too. We all had a

500
00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:50,000
Speaker 1: friend that had the coolest bedroom. My friend Jeff was

501
00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:52,040
Speaker 1: like that y, He just had all the coolest stuff.

502
00:24:52,080 --> 00:24:54,520
Speaker 1: He's the first person I ever had a waterbed. He

503
00:24:54,600 --> 00:24:56,040
Speaker 1: had it was like the coolest thing ever, So I

504
00:24:56,040 --> 00:24:57,720
Speaker 1: had to get a waterbed. I was like, yeah, Jeff,

505
00:24:57,720 --> 00:25:00,960
Speaker 1: at all the cool stuff. Now we're in head Master

506
00:25:01,080 --> 00:25:04,040
Speaker 1: Van Duson's office. He's playing the video game he confiscated again,

507
00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:07,159
Speaker 1: which is still just a controller. When Ronnie enters, he

508
00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:10,760
Speaker 1: calls the private schools headmaster dad, uh oh, that's right,

509
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:14,560
Speaker 1: Ronnie is Ward van Dusen's son. Ward asked if Ronnie

510
00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:16,800
Speaker 1: is ready for his scholarship presentation and really hopes his

511
00:25:16,840 --> 00:25:19,600
Speaker 1: speech isn't the one about how Jackie Chan would make

512
00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:22,120
Speaker 1: a great president. Unfortunately it is. And this was another

513
00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:26,360
Speaker 1: thing where I was like, Okay, they're obviously wealthier. They're

514
00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:28,280
Speaker 1: from a family of wealth, So why is he going

515
00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:30,360
Speaker 1: after the scholarship to go to this school?

516
00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:35,720
Speaker 2: Right that the whole idea of him having to do

517
00:25:35,760 --> 00:25:38,919
Speaker 2: this is just insane, except for it to just be

518
00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:43,680
Speaker 2: that the headmaster's son, you know, is that great is able.

519
00:25:44,560 --> 00:25:46,959
Speaker 1: They needed more dialogue, They needed something like because they

520
00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:48,840
Speaker 1: got a little bit into the grandfather thing where it's like,

521
00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:51,240
Speaker 1: your grandfather doesn't think I'm raising you, right, He thinks you're,

522
00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:54,240
Speaker 1: you know, right, not not being brought up the proper way.

523
00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:57,080
Speaker 1: So maybe it's something like and he said, you've got

524
00:25:57,119 --> 00:25:59,320
Speaker 1: to go to this Prestigiou school and we're not allowed

525
00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:01,160
Speaker 1: to pay for I mean, there's a way to do

526
00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:03,360
Speaker 1: it more steak.

527
00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:07,440
Speaker 2: Like you were at stake of why this kid.

528
00:26:06,720 --> 00:26:10,760
Speaker 1: Kid who can't afford it, and the kid who's from

529
00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:13,960
Speaker 1: massive wealth should not be going after the same scholarship

530
00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:17,720
Speaker 1: unless you really explain why they're going after the same scholarship.

531
00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:19,640
Speaker 1: I mean, even if it's something as simple as making

532
00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:22,439
Speaker 1: even more of it where it's like, you know, Ronnie,

533
00:26:22,440 --> 00:26:24,399
Speaker 1: why are you even going after the scholarship because you

534
00:26:24,480 --> 00:26:26,480
Speaker 1: want it Marshan and then walking away, I mean, like

535
00:26:26,640 --> 00:26:30,600
Speaker 1: something simple, but it's there's no reason that this kid

536
00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:31,639
Speaker 1: needs this scholarship.

537
00:26:31,680 --> 00:26:35,040
Speaker 2: So there's a lot of stuff with Shia's character that

538
00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:39,560
Speaker 2: should have been beefed up in general to make the

539
00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:44,240
Speaker 2: like dislike out of him even you know of yeah,

540
00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:46,399
Speaker 2: well we have to get into it later. But it

541
00:26:46,560 --> 00:26:48,800
Speaker 2: just was kind of like that was a missmoment and

542
00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:51,280
Speaker 2: the best part, the worst part for me is knowing

543
00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:53,520
Speaker 2: how well Shia would have leaned into Oh.

544
00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:56,720
Speaker 1: God, because He's so good. Every line he delivers you

545
00:26:56,800 --> 00:26:59,959
Speaker 1: believe it, and is just to have that presence at

546
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:02,199
Speaker 1: an actor at that age is so like I go

547
00:27:02,280 --> 00:27:04,560
Speaker 1: back and watch myself occasionally at eleven or twelve, and

548
00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:08,359
Speaker 1: I barely know how to stand up. So I mean,

549
00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:10,520
Speaker 1: it's like I'm doing everything. But no, it's true. I

550
00:27:10,520 --> 00:27:12,560
Speaker 1: mean I'm literally doing everything but looking down at the

551
00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:14,920
Speaker 1: t mark to stand to see where I'm supposed to stand. Oh.

552
00:27:15,560 --> 00:27:17,720
Speaker 1: So to have that kind of presence as an actor

553
00:27:17,760 --> 00:27:20,840
Speaker 1: at that age is just unheard of, to be sure.

554
00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:23,040
Speaker 2: I mean, if they would have given him more, he

555
00:27:23,080 --> 00:27:25,720
Speaker 2: would have just it would have It could have made

556
00:27:25,760 --> 00:27:26,760
Speaker 2: a difference for sure.

557
00:27:26,920 --> 00:27:29,159
Speaker 1: And it again shows you how good he is because

558
00:27:29,240 --> 00:27:33,520
Speaker 1: Taj is great. Taj is phenomenal. But when anybody that

559
00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:36,560
Speaker 1: age is on screen with Shia, he's just playing at

560
00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:38,960
Speaker 1: a different level. He's just playing at a different level.

561
00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:42,640
Speaker 1: So and Taj is a phenomenal young actor. So yeah,

562
00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:45,760
Speaker 1: it was It's yeah, I agree he needed to be

563
00:27:45,760 --> 00:27:47,439
Speaker 1: beefed up in some way, shape or form, But then

564
00:27:47,440 --> 00:27:49,760
Speaker 1: maybe he would have stolen the movie even more. Who knows.

565
00:27:50,119 --> 00:27:53,920
Speaker 1: But anyway, apparently Ronnie's grandfather, the founder of the school,

566
00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:56,000
Speaker 1: thinks that Ward is doing a bad job as headmaster

567
00:27:56,440 --> 00:27:58,200
Speaker 1: and that he's a bad dad to Ronnie. So to

568
00:27:58,240 --> 00:28:00,520
Speaker 1: prove him wrong, Ronnie must win the scholarship. That's what

569
00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:03,440
Speaker 1: they said, but I still didn't buy it. He hands

570
00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:06,680
Speaker 1: his son, Jay's impressive presentation about recycling a nice ode

571
00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:09,680
Speaker 1: to Bagley's own interests and tells him to read the cards.

572
00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:13,160
Speaker 1: Because that speech is perfect, which again is pretty sketchy.

573
00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:15,800
Speaker 1: Ronnie will need to at least beat Jaya win. He

574
00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:18,199
Speaker 1: leaves to take care of that Spanish rice incident as

575
00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:21,399
Speaker 1: Ronnie starts on his superior speech, but he quickly turns

576
00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:23,359
Speaker 1: his attention to Jay's cards.

577
00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:26,600
Speaker 2: Oh well, he said, you've got twenty minutes.

578
00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:30,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, here's the stage that's already written. What's the kid

579
00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:31,800
Speaker 1: gonna do? Yes? That like that.

580
00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:35,920
Speaker 2: I kind of was like, oh man, this poor knat

581
00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:38,120
Speaker 2: by his dad, Like, what do do you think it's

582
00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:40,479
Speaker 2: gonna act like putting skittles in front of my two

583
00:28:40,600 --> 00:28:43,360
Speaker 2: year old and say you cannot eat these. I'm gonna

584
00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:45,480
Speaker 2: go in the other room, but don't you dare eat them?

585
00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:48,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, whatever you do, don't open my giant magical closet

586
00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:52,880
Speaker 1: of mystery. Yeah, exactly, so we're now in the library.

587
00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:55,240
Speaker 1: J tells his friends that his mom can't afford Peterson

588
00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:57,160
Speaker 1: or stark Well, but since his dad taught at the

589
00:28:57,160 --> 00:28:59,680
Speaker 1: military academy, he could get in for practically nothing. But

590
00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:02,440
Speaker 1: he does want to go there. The presentations in fifteen minutes,

591
00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:05,719
Speaker 1: and so he tries his hardest and magically remembers everything

592
00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:08,160
Speaker 1: from the cards. Maybe things aren't as bad as he thought.

593
00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:10,520
Speaker 2: Can we get studying them? Yes, is what you would

594
00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:14,200
Speaker 2: do if you were giving a big presentation. He's just like,

595
00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:16,240
Speaker 2: of course you have your cards just in case. This

596
00:29:16,320 --> 00:29:18,320
Speaker 2: kid has been doing it for probably weeks.

597
00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:20,760
Speaker 1: Yes, saying it over and over to yourself in the mirror,

598
00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:21,960
Speaker 1: and all that could kind of stop.

599
00:29:22,040 --> 00:29:24,520
Speaker 2: Yes, twenty minutes, let me write a new one and

600
00:29:24,520 --> 00:29:26,680
Speaker 2: then know what I'm talking about exactly.

601
00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:30,160
Speaker 1: Then we get in our favorite and optical flip to

602
00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:33,320
Speaker 1: the fifth period assembly and Ronnie van Dusen is reciting

603
00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:36,480
Speaker 1: Jay's exact speech to the student body. Jay knows he's

604
00:29:36,480 --> 00:29:39,240
Speaker 1: been bambooz ol it's great words, so he walks out

605
00:29:40,040 --> 00:29:42,200
Speaker 1: with the assembly, over which again I would have stood

606
00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:46,440
Speaker 1: up been like, hey, he's reading my speech. You've got

607
00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:48,400
Speaker 1: to have all the notes from the speech you made.

608
00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:50,600
Speaker 1: You've got to have all the research you did, right.

609
00:29:50,920 --> 00:29:53,720
Speaker 2: Well, well no, I mean he that's why he said

610
00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:56,160
Speaker 2: he had no proof. But he could have gone up

611
00:29:56,200 --> 00:30:01,680
Speaker 2: and started saying everything that he was saying right like shy,

612
00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:07,360
Speaker 2: shy his character. He was reading from a script still,

613
00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:09,240
Speaker 2: like you could have been like, okay, take the.

614
00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:10,760
Speaker 1: Card, do way and go go ahead, tell me about

615
00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:11,240
Speaker 1: it script.

616
00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:13,440
Speaker 2: I'm gonna read the exact same thing like I know

617
00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:14,040
Speaker 2: it already.

618
00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:16,080
Speaker 1: Yep, there's plenty of ways to do it. But no,

619
00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:18,960
Speaker 1: and that they at least explain that where he says,

620
00:30:18,960 --> 00:30:20,560
Speaker 1: I should have stood up and said something, and they

621
00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:22,840
Speaker 1: didn't just blow past that, which was good. With the

622
00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:25,680
Speaker 1: assembly over, he complains to Tracy about that cheating Van

623
00:30:25,760 --> 00:30:28,360
Speaker 1: Duz and Meani since he didn't have any proof of theft,

624
00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:30,480
Speaker 1: which again, I think if you did all the research

625
00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:33,040
Speaker 1: for months for your project, you probably would have the

626
00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:34,959
Speaker 1: proof that you researched everything that you did in your

627
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:36,479
Speaker 1: notes and all that good kind of stuff. But anyway,

628
00:30:36,800 --> 00:30:38,920
Speaker 1: Jay did not speak up. Tracy is mad he should

629
00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:40,840
Speaker 1: have said something because he's supposed to go to Peterson's

630
00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:44,080
Speaker 1: Amazing Art program with her the next year. Then that weasel.

631
00:30:44,160 --> 00:30:46,560
Speaker 1: Ronnie walks up to rub his victory in their faces again,

632
00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:49,160
Speaker 1: not only stealing but then rubbing it in. Jay asked

633
00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:51,000
Speaker 1: him how it feels to steal a speech, and Ronnie

634
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:52,719
Speaker 1: loudly denies it and tells him to have fun at

635
00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:56,440
Speaker 1: the Army Academy. It's this is when I was like,

636
00:30:56,560 --> 00:31:00,000
Speaker 1: he literally just stole it's got to be eighty thousand

637
00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:02,960
Speaker 1: dollars from this guy because it's got what figure twenty

638
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:06,760
Speaker 1: thousand dollars a year for four years to go to

639
00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:07,960
Speaker 1: a private academy.

640
00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:11,560
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, I guess I don't know, but I mean.

641
00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:14,360
Speaker 1: This is a massive thing. This wasn't like, hey, you know,

642
00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:16,600
Speaker 1: I took something from took your girl or whatever. It's like,

643
00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:19,440
Speaker 1: you just stole four years of my life and put

644
00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:22,240
Speaker 1: me in military school. This is massive.

645
00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:24,960
Speaker 2: Well, he calls himself a whimp later on, like he

646
00:31:25,040 --> 00:31:28,400
Speaker 2: outright says he's a wimp. So otherwise, I mean, I

647
00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:30,960
Speaker 2: think most kids there would at least be some shoving,

648
00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:32,880
Speaker 2: some type of like you.

649
00:31:32,920 --> 00:31:35,640
Speaker 1: Know, mentioned something, yes, something.

650
00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:38,040
Speaker 2: Absolutely, especially he was not as small as you know.

651
00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:38,520
Speaker 1: It was it.

652
00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:42,000
Speaker 2: I mean, and even like money money aside, he really

653
00:31:42,040 --> 00:31:45,120
Speaker 2: wanted to go and he really does not want to

654
00:31:45,160 --> 00:31:48,040
Speaker 2: go and do this military.

655
00:31:47,520 --> 00:31:50,840
Speaker 1: Situation, like crazy, Yeah, this was a big this is

656
00:31:50,840 --> 00:31:52,440
Speaker 1: a big one. I was like, Wow, they're making Shy

657
00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:57,320
Speaker 1: is evil in this movie. Yeah, so crazy. Jay asked

658
00:31:57,360 --> 00:31:59,120
Speaker 1: him how it feels to steal a speech, and Ronnie

659
00:31:59,120 --> 00:32:00,719
Speaker 1: loudly denies it and tells him to have fun at

660
00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:03,080
Speaker 1: the Army Academy. He also reminds Tracy again about his

661
00:32:03,080 --> 00:32:07,120
Speaker 1: poolhouse party, and Shia is amazing yet again. Now had

662
00:32:07,160 --> 00:32:09,480
Speaker 1: Master Van Dusen is alone in the cafeteria, fidgeting with

663
00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:11,800
Speaker 1: a vending machine and panicked on the phone asking about

664
00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:15,640
Speaker 1: his wife's Pomeranian Camille. Jay notices him stealing a candy

665
00:32:15,640 --> 00:32:19,320
Speaker 1: bar like father leg Son, and he tries to confront

666
00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:22,920
Speaker 1: him about the presentation, but the Headmaster's attention is back

667
00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:25,160
Speaker 1: to the dog's groomers. On the phone. He's mad that

668
00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:27,520
Speaker 1: the dog's nails weren't cut correctly and he's bringing back

669
00:32:27,560 --> 00:32:29,960
Speaker 1: the dog tomorrow to have it fixed. With that, he

670
00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:32,680
Speaker 1: walks back to his office with Jay apologizing about the scholarship.

671
00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:35,240
Speaker 1: He also reveals that the Spanish rice epidemic has spread

672
00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:36,760
Speaker 1: to the Hash Browns, and that's when I was like,

673
00:32:37,200 --> 00:32:40,680
Speaker 1: not the hash browns. Please not to potatoes. Ugh, don't

674
00:32:40,680 --> 00:32:43,480
Speaker 1: mess with potatoes. I love them so much. Oh they're

675
00:32:43,480 --> 00:32:46,840
Speaker 1: my fave. Jay points out that Ronnie stole his presentation,

676
00:32:46,920 --> 00:32:49,200
Speaker 1: and Ward isn't having the accusation. Cheating is a very

677
00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:51,240
Speaker 1: big deal at the school, and maybe they just had

678
00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:54,560
Speaker 1: similar ideas, but the speeches were word for word the same.

679
00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:57,520
Speaker 1: Ward claims he destroyed Jay's note cards, so it's impossible

680
00:32:57,520 --> 00:32:59,960
Speaker 1: that his son cheated. Jay asked the headmaster to act

681
00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:02,880
Speaker 1: Ronnie anyway, So the administrator pulls out a flip phone

682
00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:05,160
Speaker 1: and calls Ronnie to his office. He promises he'll get

683
00:33:05,160 --> 00:33:06,720
Speaker 1: to the bottom of this and tells Jay not to

684
00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:08,600
Speaker 1: spread any rumors in the meantime. And I was like,

685
00:33:08,640 --> 00:33:13,080
Speaker 1: ooh it big me. On his way out, Jay hears

686
00:33:13,120 --> 00:33:15,760
Speaker 1: Ward in the office interrogating his son. Ronnie admits to

687
00:33:15,840 --> 00:33:17,800
Speaker 1: cheating and says he did it because his dad said

688
00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:19,800
Speaker 1: to win the scholarship by any means necessary. And this

689
00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:21,920
Speaker 1: is where I thought, Okay, difference in a two thousand

690
00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:24,360
Speaker 1: and one movie in a twenty twenty six movie. Instantly,

691
00:33:24,360 --> 00:33:26,200
Speaker 1: the kid would just pull out his phone and start recording,

692
00:33:26,360 --> 00:33:30,200
Speaker 1: but couldn't do that here, So it just be his word. Yes,

693
00:33:30,280 --> 00:33:32,400
Speaker 1: So head Master Van Duzen explains he was supposed to

694
00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:34,440
Speaker 1: use the speech as a benchmark for what to beat,

695
00:33:34,560 --> 00:33:37,200
Speaker 1: not to copy it. He's furious. Ward wants his son

696
00:33:37,240 --> 00:33:38,719
Speaker 1: to get rid of the cards, which are now in

697
00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:41,880
Speaker 1: his locker. All the evidence must be destroyed. One more

698
00:33:41,880 --> 00:33:45,000
Speaker 1: misstep and there will be consequences for Ronnie. Now on

699
00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:47,400
Speaker 1: his way back to class, Jake runs into a nerdy

700
00:33:47,440 --> 00:33:49,840
Speaker 1: hall monitor asking for his pass, but he doesn't have one,

701
00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:52,360
Speaker 1: and right before he can be assigned attention, Ronnie appears

702
00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:54,520
Speaker 1: with the hall pass he's stolen from his dad's office.

703
00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:56,560
Speaker 1: He throws his arm around Jay, explaining that he would

704
00:33:56,560 --> 00:33:59,080
Speaker 1: have ruined attention for him and his friends. That's the

705
00:33:59,160 --> 00:34:01,400
Speaker 1: only reason he I love that. He's like, you're gonna

706
00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:03,280
Speaker 1: ruin the vibe of detention, So I don't watch you

707
00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:04,720
Speaker 1: my detention with me. We got it, We got it

708
00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:07,400
Speaker 1: all worked out. Yeah, with that.

709
00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:10,120
Speaker 2: I thought we'd get to see what the detention situation

710
00:34:10,440 --> 00:34:13,320
Speaker 2: was like. He was like running some kind of mafia situation.

711
00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:15,360
Speaker 1: I thought would have been funny. I think by that

712
00:34:15,360 --> 00:34:17,160
Speaker 1: point they would have gotten too much in the shiest

713
00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:19,440
Speaker 1: character and it wouldn't really have been Taj's movie anymore.

714
00:34:19,719 --> 00:34:20,839
Speaker 2: I know, I know.

715
00:34:21,600 --> 00:34:23,640
Speaker 1: So with that, it's after school and Jay is speeding

716
00:34:23,640 --> 00:34:26,360
Speaker 1: down the street on his bike, being trailed by determined Ronnie.

717
00:34:26,640 --> 00:34:29,640
Speaker 1: The bully catches up and kicks Jay off his bike,

718
00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:33,200
Speaker 1: leaving him floored on somebody's front lawn, and with that,

719
00:34:33,320 --> 00:34:35,440
Speaker 1: Ronnie pedals off. Jane notices the note cards are in

720
00:34:35,480 --> 00:34:37,279
Speaker 1: his backpack. He was right, So this guy's not just

721
00:34:37,560 --> 00:34:41,600
Speaker 1: but he's also now assaulting him on like for no

722
00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:46,000
Speaker 1: reason on his bike. No business, No, you just destroyed

723
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:47,879
Speaker 1: this kid's life. Do you need to break his leg too?

724
00:34:47,880 --> 00:34:50,760
Speaker 2: It's like, come on, bad enough. He's got this bike

725
00:34:50,840 --> 00:34:56,120
Speaker 2: that he's driving around with this weird basket in front.

726
00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:58,759
Speaker 2: Like this kid's like, you.

727
00:34:58,680 --> 00:35:08,120
Speaker 1: Know, come on, yeah, we don't need giant basket. Come on, man.

728
00:35:09,480 --> 00:35:11,680
Speaker 1: So we're now home. Jay walks in as his brother

729
00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:13,640
Speaker 1: is leaving a message on the family's answering machine but

730
00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:16,200
Speaker 1: doesn't pick up. Mike explains that his jeep broke down

731
00:35:16,239 --> 00:35:18,200
Speaker 1: and the part isn't coming in till tomorrow, so he's

732
00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:20,719
Speaker 1: stranded for the night. He instructs his little brother to

733
00:35:20,719 --> 00:35:23,200
Speaker 1: call up the Zachary family next door and ask if

734
00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:25,240
Speaker 1: he can stay with them for the night. Jay rolls

735
00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:28,319
Speaker 1: his eyes and Mike warns, no screw ups. Jay is

736
00:35:28,320 --> 00:35:30,399
Speaker 1: back with Tracy, now with a dog on her lap.

737
00:35:30,440 --> 00:35:32,359
Speaker 1: For some reason. He's telling her all about the new

738
00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:34,920
Speaker 1: Ronnie information and how his dad is complicit in the crime.

739
00:35:35,320 --> 00:35:38,840
Speaker 1: She encourages her pal to pet her dog not a euphemism,

740
00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:41,560
Speaker 1: it could relieve some stress, but he admits that dogs

741
00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:45,680
Speaker 1: hate him and returns to moping. What's your problem, Sabrina,

742
00:35:46,239 --> 00:35:46,799
Speaker 1: what's going on?

743
00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:47,200
Speaker 2: Sabrina?

744
00:35:47,320 --> 00:35:47,680
Speaker 1: What's up?

745
00:35:50,920 --> 00:35:53,440
Speaker 2: I don't know. It's the time change.

746
00:35:54,640 --> 00:36:00,200
Speaker 1: That okay, it's twenty twenty six, that's the problem. He

747
00:36:00,239 --> 00:36:02,960
Speaker 1: tells him to do something about it. There must be

748
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:05,319
Speaker 1: a way to get some proof that Ronnie cheated, and

749
00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:08,680
Speaker 1: Ronnie knows he needs those cards back. He says goodbye,

750
00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:10,520
Speaker 1: trying to kiss the dog for some reason, who he

751
00:36:10,520 --> 00:36:12,279
Speaker 1: didn't like before. And I thought, was he leaning in

752
00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:15,520
Speaker 1: to kiss the girl? He was the dog up in

753
00:36:15,520 --> 00:36:18,239
Speaker 1: front of him? Was that what was happening to me?

754
00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:24,520
Speaker 2: I was like, Oh, they're dating, right. That's why it's

755
00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:27,600
Speaker 2: also a kind of maybe an importance of why he

756
00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:29,680
Speaker 2: wants to go to this school, because she said that

757
00:36:29,719 --> 00:36:35,600
Speaker 2: they were going to go together. You're dat can't That's

758
00:36:35,640 --> 00:36:38,600
Speaker 2: what But I felt like, oh, we missed some there

759
00:36:38,719 --> 00:36:41,120
Speaker 2: was a there was a scene that got cut that

760
00:36:41,160 --> 00:36:44,560
Speaker 2: we missed, like something that wasn't explained that they were

761
00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:47,440
Speaker 2: dating or anything like that. So that's what I was like,

762
00:36:48,120 --> 00:36:54,040
Speaker 2: Not the storyline starting to get all over the place.

763
00:36:54,080 --> 00:36:57,520
Speaker 1: We're hopping left and right. I agree something something's.

764
00:36:57,560 --> 00:37:00,600
Speaker 2: But I thought that I definitely thought the kiss was

765
00:37:00,640 --> 00:37:01,359
Speaker 2: to go into her.

766
00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:02,480
Speaker 1: That's what I thought too.

767
00:37:03,040 --> 00:37:05,480
Speaker 2: She just put the dog up like you're.

768
00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:08,440
Speaker 1: Like, right, kind of a well, let's call it a

769
00:37:08,440 --> 00:37:12,600
Speaker 1: dog block kiss. So yeah, that's kind of what I

770
00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:15,839
Speaker 1: thought it was. And yeah, I felt the same.

771
00:37:16,160 --> 00:37:17,960
Speaker 2: I was like it put it in my notes, like

772
00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:20,960
Speaker 2: you can't just like all of a sudden they're going

773
00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:23,040
Speaker 2: in for a kiss because they weren't even holding hands

774
00:37:23,120 --> 00:37:25,799
Speaker 2: or or you know, like the right hole.

775
00:37:26,080 --> 00:37:27,960
Speaker 1: And he just said he doesn't like dogs, so he's

776
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:29,600
Speaker 1: not going to instantly go in and try to kiss

777
00:37:29,640 --> 00:37:30,000
Speaker 1: the dog.

778
00:37:30,320 --> 00:37:30,800
Speaker 2: No.

779
00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:32,560
Speaker 1: No, so he was trying to kiss. Okay, I'm just

780
00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:35,799
Speaker 1: making sure that I got that right. Yes, but the

781
00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:38,080
Speaker 1: kiss of the dog doesn't work out. It in turn

782
00:37:38,160 --> 00:37:40,400
Speaker 1: pushes him off a ledge and the stunt looks as

783
00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:43,640
Speaker 1: natural as it sounds. Jay rides his bike over to

784
00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:46,560
Speaker 1: the Vanduzen household, where he hides and watches Ward, his wife,

785
00:37:46,600 --> 00:37:49,160
Speaker 1: and Ronnie rush to leave. They drive off, revealing a

786
00:37:49,160 --> 00:37:51,600
Speaker 1: bumper sticker that reads, my kid is a Ronald Peterson

787
00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:54,440
Speaker 1: Memorial Scholarship Winner. And man, they gave out those bumper

788
00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:55,640
Speaker 1: stickers really fucking clear, so.

789
00:37:55,719 --> 00:37:58,880
Speaker 2: Fast, Yeah, with the coast clear.

790
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:01,000
Speaker 1: Jay makes a b line for Ronnie's pool house, and

791
00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:03,200
Speaker 1: we now have to admit the pool house is as

792
00:38:03,360 --> 00:38:09,680
Speaker 1: cool as advertised. Ultimate teenage Boys Room. It has foosball,

793
00:38:09,680 --> 00:38:13,720
Speaker 1: a pool table, barbershop, pole, juke box, pinball, rollerblade posters,

794
00:38:14,120 --> 00:38:18,560
Speaker 1: BMX posters, It has it all, and yet all Jay

795
00:38:18,640 --> 00:38:21,520
Speaker 1: has is a giant yellow bubble jacket, which she wears

796
00:38:21,560 --> 00:38:23,879
Speaker 1: for most of the movie. And yet it I think

797
00:38:23,920 --> 00:38:27,520
Speaker 1: it's cold because when you well, it's all sunny like,

798
00:38:27,560 --> 00:38:30,160
Speaker 1: it looks like everybody could be wearing shorts. But in

799
00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:33,120
Speaker 1: scenes that they shoot in Utah, the mountains right behind

800
00:38:33,120 --> 00:38:34,879
Speaker 1: them are clearly covered in snow.

801
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:38,760
Speaker 2: Right, yeah, but they're probably I would say it seems

802
00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:41,640
Speaker 2: like they would be doing kind of what happens where

803
00:38:41,640 --> 00:38:46,400
Speaker 2: they like shoot in October November, trying to say that

804
00:38:46,440 --> 00:38:49,359
Speaker 2: it's like fall time right, like you know, like or

805
00:38:50,520 --> 00:38:51,120
Speaker 2: which it's not.

806
00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:52,480
Speaker 1: He's in a big bubble jacket.

807
00:38:52,600 --> 00:38:56,719
Speaker 2: Yes, especially if he which I'm pretty sure shy is

808
00:38:56,719 --> 00:39:01,960
Speaker 2: like a SoCal born and raised kid. You go to Utah, you're.

809
00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:05,080
Speaker 1: Gonna feel it. It's cold, Yeah, you're gonna feel it. Yeah.

810
00:39:05,120 --> 00:39:07,440
Speaker 1: So now Jay is officially broken into somebody's house and

811
00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:09,799
Speaker 1: he's searching the room looking for the cards, and then

812
00:39:09,840 --> 00:39:13,120
Speaker 1: the earlier mentioned tiny white show dog Pomeranium named Camille

813
00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:16,520
Speaker 1: appears and knows someone's in the guest house. To defend

814
00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:19,040
Speaker 1: her family, she starts loudly barking at Jay, who knows

815
00:39:19,080 --> 00:39:21,560
Speaker 1: this could be his downfall. He begs the pooch to stop,

816
00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:24,040
Speaker 1: but it doesn't work, so instead he offers Camille some

817
00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:27,640
Speaker 1: nearby gummy worms, and she's not interested. Then the housemate appears.

818
00:39:27,680 --> 00:39:30,000
Speaker 1: She's very concerned in yelling out for the dog. Jay

819
00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:32,640
Speaker 1: knows his time is running out, so he does what

820
00:39:32,680 --> 00:39:35,120
Speaker 1: you normally do. He puts on one of Ronnie's hockey

821
00:39:35,200 --> 00:39:38,200
Speaker 1: masks and walks back into the yard, and as soon

822
00:39:38,239 --> 00:39:40,400
Speaker 1: as the maid spots him, she screams and runs away,

823
00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:42,960
Speaker 1: and this scene played more like a scene from Fargo

824
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:45,160
Speaker 1: than a d com. All right, I mean, wasn't there

825
00:39:45,160 --> 00:39:46,920
Speaker 1: something super creepy about this at this point?

826
00:39:48,239 --> 00:39:50,640
Speaker 2: I when I saw the mask, I thought he was

827
00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:53,120
Speaker 2: going to try to play himself off as Ronnie, Like,

828
00:39:53,280 --> 00:39:56,080
Speaker 2: just put it on, pretend he was me, me too, Yeah,

829
00:39:56,080 --> 00:39:59,359
Speaker 2: something like something just a little bit less, like let

830
00:39:59,360 --> 00:40:00,600
Speaker 2: me walk out.

831
00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:02,840
Speaker 1: Of this, as opposed to serial kill.

832
00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:06,400
Speaker 2: House as a serial killer, which basically should have had

833
00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:09,319
Speaker 2: a knife in his hands running towards the mate.

834
00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:13,239
Speaker 1: It was so scary one hundred percent. Ronnie ditches the

835
00:40:13,280 --> 00:40:14,919
Speaker 1: mask and hops back at his bike, but he also

836
00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:17,520
Speaker 1: puts on his helmet because safety first. But he doesn't

837
00:40:17,520 --> 00:40:20,000
Speaker 1: get far. Camille catches up and now, no matter how

838
00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:22,160
Speaker 1: much he tries to ditcher, the dog follows him home,

839
00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:25,359
Speaker 1: even crossing a busy street and almost getting crushed. Jay

840
00:40:25,400 --> 00:40:28,480
Speaker 1: saves her and decides he'll call the family later. Until then, though,

841
00:40:28,480 --> 00:40:31,239
Speaker 1: Camille just needs to chill out. But the dog won't

842
00:40:31,280 --> 00:40:35,200
Speaker 1: stop bothering him. Okay, this is where I'm like, what Okay,

843
00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:37,640
Speaker 1: So the dog won't stop bothering him, repeatedly trying to

844
00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:39,640
Speaker 1: sit next to him on the couch watching TV with

845
00:40:39,719 --> 00:40:43,000
Speaker 1: him which to add insult injuries only playing war movies.

846
00:40:43,320 --> 00:40:45,640
Speaker 1: But to try to stop Camille from barking, Jay checks

847
00:40:45,640 --> 00:40:47,279
Speaker 1: the fridge to see if there's anything she might want

848
00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:49,680
Speaker 1: to eat. He pulls out some spaghetti. As a dog owner,

849
00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:51,520
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, don't just be feeding this dog all

850
00:40:51,520 --> 00:40:54,400
Speaker 1: this horrible stuff. But he pulls out some spaghetti and

851
00:40:54,480 --> 00:40:55,920
Speaker 1: she goes to town on it. Then he offers her

852
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:57,960
Speaker 1: some meat loaf, then some chicken, then a hot dog,

853
00:40:58,080 --> 00:41:01,319
Speaker 1: all housed. This dog must be starving. She didn't leave

854
00:41:01,320 --> 00:41:03,920
Speaker 1: a crumb behind. Eventually she passes out, covered in food,

855
00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:08,719
Speaker 1: stuffed and whimpering. But this dog clearly loves him. She

856
00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:11,160
Speaker 1: does not want to leave his side. She wants to

857
00:41:11,160 --> 00:41:13,799
Speaker 1: be next to him. And I'm like, okay, so this

858
00:41:13,920 --> 00:41:16,120
Speaker 1: dog is finally going to get a life and fall

859
00:41:16,160 --> 00:41:19,000
Speaker 1: for this guy and not want to go back, And

860
00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:20,520
Speaker 1: this is what our movie is going to be about.

861
00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:25,200
Speaker 1: Keep that in mind. Tracy then rushes over to Jay's house,

862
00:41:25,239 --> 00:41:27,359
Speaker 1: who explains the whole story about why Camille is now

863
00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:29,759
Speaker 1: following him. She asked the questions, that's of course on

864
00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:31,400
Speaker 1: all of our minds, why not just call the Van

865
00:41:31,480 --> 00:41:34,239
Speaker 1: Dusans budd He wonders, how will he then explain why

866
00:41:34,239 --> 00:41:35,719
Speaker 1: he was in their house, which you don't have to.

867
00:41:35,880 --> 00:41:37,719
Speaker 1: You can come up with a thousand lives about why

868
00:41:37,719 --> 00:41:40,359
Speaker 1: you have the dog, especially because the maid saw him

869
00:41:40,360 --> 00:41:42,759
Speaker 1: in a terrifying mask. But again, how is she going

870
00:41:42,840 --> 00:41:45,200
Speaker 1: to know who it is? She suggests taking the dog

871
00:41:45,239 --> 00:41:48,040
Speaker 1: back to the house and just leaving her there. Great idea,

872
00:41:48,480 --> 00:41:50,320
Speaker 1: and so off he goes, but when he tries to

873
00:41:50,360 --> 00:41:52,120
Speaker 1: abandon her, she doesn't want to stay at the house,

874
00:41:52,160 --> 00:41:54,960
Speaker 1: once again following Jay and now flinging herself into his

875
00:41:55,040 --> 00:41:58,319
Speaker 1: stupid little handlebar basket, which now we know why that's there.

876
00:41:58,560 --> 00:42:00,839
Speaker 1: But the dog clearly loves him and does not want

877
00:42:00,880 --> 00:42:02,840
Speaker 1: to leave him, Like I love you, tajh Mowray, I

878
00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:06,879
Speaker 1: love you, taj Mowray. Take me. We're now back at home.

879
00:42:07,719 --> 00:42:10,360
Speaker 1: Jay and Camille are retaking their spots. In the couch.

880
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:13,480
Speaker 1: Jay is pining over the Pedison school catalog, but he

881
00:42:13,480 --> 00:42:15,920
Speaker 1: knows he's stuck in the military academy, and with that

882
00:42:16,080 --> 00:42:19,799
Speaker 1: he dozes off to sleep. Meanwhile, at the Van dus

883
00:42:19,840 --> 00:42:22,759
Speaker 1: In household, Eliza, Ronnie's mom is panicking because she can't

884
00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:26,120
Speaker 1: find Camille. Ronnie carelessly throws his scholarship plaque on the floor,

885
00:42:26,120 --> 00:42:28,080
Speaker 1: and Ward is startled by the maid by the way

886
00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:32,080
Speaker 1: he got his plaque at the ceremony that night, but

887
00:42:32,120 --> 00:42:37,239
Speaker 1: somehow already had the bumper sticker right. So yeah, the

888
00:42:37,640 --> 00:42:40,359
Speaker 1: maid is now roaming the house with a spatula, still

889
00:42:40,360 --> 00:42:43,000
Speaker 1: scared of the hockey mask intruder several hours later, and

890
00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:45,200
Speaker 1: then just starts to beat ed Bagley like she doesn't

891
00:42:45,200 --> 00:42:47,000
Speaker 1: know the difference between the short guy and the hockey

892
00:42:47,040 --> 00:42:50,000
Speaker 1: mask and her boss, who she's probably worked for for

893
00:42:50,080 --> 00:42:53,000
Speaker 1: years and years and years, made no sense whatsoever. It's

894
00:42:53,040 --> 00:42:53,680
Speaker 1: not even dark.

895
00:42:54,160 --> 00:42:56,719
Speaker 2: Was even dark at some point, though, You feel bad

896
00:42:56,800 --> 00:42:59,439
Speaker 2: for the guy because everyone just hates him, like it's

897
00:42:59,480 --> 00:43:00,879
Speaker 2: like no one under he's a dick.

898
00:43:01,280 --> 00:43:05,400
Speaker 1: Ye, nobody likes She's taking.

899
00:43:05,160 --> 00:43:08,279
Speaker 2: Any reason to use you and beat you with the spatula.

900
00:43:09,960 --> 00:43:11,839
Speaker 2: Do he hates you? Your wife doesn't seem to care

901
00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:12,600
Speaker 2: aboutue either.

902
00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:14,839
Speaker 1: Noing like you. Your father in law doesn't like you.

903
00:43:14,880 --> 00:43:17,000
Speaker 1: The dog doesn't like you, Your students don't like you,

904
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:17,840
Speaker 1: your son doesn't.

905
00:43:18,040 --> 00:43:20,279
Speaker 2: I gotta don't. I mean, I kind of understand why

906
00:43:20,280 --> 00:43:22,680
Speaker 2: he's just walking around and it's a huge asshole to

907
00:43:22,719 --> 00:43:27,000
Speaker 2: everyone because mean to him in his life, the people

908
00:43:27,040 --> 00:43:27,680
Speaker 2: he should.

909
00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:30,200
Speaker 1: Be loved by, exactly. It's like Oscar the Grouche. Why

910
00:43:30,200 --> 00:43:31,960
Speaker 1: are you so mad? Maybe because everyone's to me and

911
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:35,799
Speaker 1: I live in a garbage can? Yeah, same thing, but yes,

912
00:43:35,960 --> 00:43:39,160
Speaker 1: so she's panicking. She hits him with the thing. She

913
00:43:39,239 --> 00:43:42,000
Speaker 1: apologizes and tells him all about the poolhouse Melee. But

914
00:43:42,080 --> 00:43:44,880
Speaker 1: Ronnie hasn't noticed any issues in his room, but Eliza

915
00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:47,680
Speaker 1: isn't sold. She can't find her dog anywhere. Ronnie says

916
00:43:47,719 --> 00:43:50,080
Speaker 1: the dog is probably just hiding. Eliza thinks it's much

917
00:43:50,120 --> 00:43:54,640
Speaker 1: more sinister and is worried because without her medication, Camille

918
00:43:54,680 --> 00:43:57,360
Speaker 1: has problems. Uh oh, And that's when I was like, okay,

919
00:43:57,360 --> 00:44:00,560
Speaker 1: what are they doing? So now we're back Jay, who's

920
00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:02,680
Speaker 1: just waking up from a nap, and Camille is breathing

921
00:44:02,719 --> 00:44:06,880
Speaker 1: down his nose and growling with these weird puppet that

922
00:44:06,880 --> 00:44:09,960
Speaker 1: they're using for this dog. Now, terrified, Jay begs the

923
00:44:09,960 --> 00:44:11,520
Speaker 1: dog to calm down, but as soon as he moves,

924
00:44:11,560 --> 00:44:13,840
Speaker 1: the dog chases after him, ready to bite. And so

925
00:44:13,960 --> 00:44:16,799
Speaker 1: the dog we're supposed to understand is like it has

926
00:44:16,840 --> 00:44:20,840
Speaker 1: split personality or bipolar or something where all of a sudden,

927
00:44:20,880 --> 00:44:25,280
Speaker 1: this dog that clearly loved him is now a sociopath crazy,

928
00:44:26,280 --> 00:44:28,319
Speaker 1: And I was like, wait, what the hell is going on?

929
00:44:28,840 --> 00:44:31,120
Speaker 1: So when Jay stumbles on a house plant, Camille lunches

930
00:44:31,160 --> 00:44:33,439
Speaker 1: at him, just missing his head by inches, literally trying

931
00:44:33,440 --> 00:44:35,960
Speaker 1: to kill him. Finally he finds some protection by locking

932
00:44:36,040 --> 00:44:39,080
Speaker 1: himself in a bathroom, and with a little different editing,

933
00:44:39,120 --> 00:44:40,719
Speaker 1: I was like, is this now a horror movie? This

934
00:44:40,840 --> 00:44:42,960
Speaker 1: is now Kujo? What the hell has just happened?

935
00:44:43,120 --> 00:44:46,360
Speaker 2: Okay, worse, It gets worse, but it does well.

936
00:44:46,760 --> 00:44:49,440
Speaker 1: So hours later, he's still in his bathroom, sleeping in

937
00:44:49,440 --> 00:44:51,680
Speaker 1: the bathtub, and Camille is absolutely clawed at the door

938
00:44:51,760 --> 00:44:54,600
Speaker 1: that this dog that loved him. Eventually, the barking stops,

939
00:44:54,600 --> 00:44:57,040
Speaker 1: so finally Jay feels safe. He slowly exits the bathroom

940
00:44:57,080 --> 00:45:00,480
Speaker 1: and the coast is clear, but the house is thrash.

941
00:45:00,560 --> 00:45:03,000
Speaker 1: He tiptoes around surveying the mass amount of damage. She

942
00:45:03,080 --> 00:45:06,719
Speaker 1: even destroyed his dead dad's baseball glove, which, for some

943
00:45:06,840 --> 00:45:09,479
Speaker 1: reason that hurt he had out in the living room.

944
00:45:10,360 --> 00:45:12,520
Speaker 2: It might have been like something that was like on

945
00:45:12,560 --> 00:45:15,560
Speaker 2: a shelf for you know, a displade of some sort

946
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:17,200
Speaker 2: that hurt that hit me.

947
00:45:17,280 --> 00:45:20,160
Speaker 1: I was, yeah, that was tough. That was tough. But

948
00:45:20,239 --> 00:45:22,000
Speaker 1: I was still like, why did they change the dog?

949
00:45:22,080 --> 00:45:25,200
Speaker 1: The dog just loved it? Okay. Then he almost stumbles

950
00:45:25,239 --> 00:45:27,840
Speaker 1: on a frozen camale. She has fallen asleep on the carpet,

951
00:45:27,880 --> 00:45:30,040
Speaker 1: so Jay quietly gathered some items, making sure not to

952
00:45:30,080 --> 00:45:32,360
Speaker 1: wake her. Jay decides to cover the sleeping pup with

953
00:45:32,400 --> 00:45:34,719
Speaker 1: a basket, and as soon as she starts barking, he

954
00:45:34,760 --> 00:45:37,080
Speaker 1: sits on it, making sure she can't escape, and then

955
00:45:37,200 --> 00:45:39,800
Speaker 1: uses electrical tape to secure the basket to the carpet,

956
00:45:39,840 --> 00:45:42,520
Speaker 1: a strategy that has absolutely zero percent chance of working,

957
00:45:42,520 --> 00:45:44,719
Speaker 1: but it's a d com so it works for a

958
00:45:44,719 --> 00:45:47,840
Speaker 1: bit of a time. And in another feudal attempt, Jay places,

959
00:45:47,880 --> 00:45:51,000
Speaker 1: of course, a vase or vase depending on where you're from,

960
00:45:51,400 --> 00:45:54,440
Speaker 1: filled with marbles on top, and that's not going to

961
00:45:54,520 --> 00:45:57,880
Speaker 1: backfire at all. All else fails. Just put a giant

962
00:45:58,200 --> 00:46:02,440
Speaker 1: vase of marbles. The next morning, Jay has reconvened with Tracy.

963
00:46:02,480 --> 00:46:04,400
Speaker 1: He knows his brother's going to flip out about the house,

964
00:46:04,680 --> 00:46:08,960
Speaker 1: so he kept the dog overnight taped underneath the basket.

965
00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:13,960
Speaker 1: Ye is that right? Okay? I hoppy that they need?

966
00:46:14,080 --> 00:46:16,960
Speaker 2: Yes, this dog at least doesn't seem like has used

967
00:46:16,960 --> 00:46:20,920
Speaker 2: the restroom in hours and act only that, but.

968
00:46:20,880 --> 00:46:22,400
Speaker 1: He's also the sweetest dog in the world that just

969
00:46:22,440 --> 00:46:24,080
Speaker 1: want to be rescued, which is what I thought it was.

970
00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:28,040
Speaker 1: Now he's the craziest dog in the world. Yeah, so

971
00:46:28,200 --> 00:46:30,600
Speaker 1: they need to return the dog, but can't figure out how.

972
00:46:30,640 --> 00:46:34,600
Speaker 1: Tracy suggests calling the vandusans with a mysterious voice and

973
00:46:34,680 --> 00:46:37,160
Speaker 1: telling them he'll be leaving Camille in the park for pickup.

974
00:46:37,360 --> 00:46:39,040
Speaker 1: So he does what all kids do. He goes and

975
00:46:39,040 --> 00:46:42,520
Speaker 1: finds his voice modulator and dials them up. Ward answers,

976
00:46:42,560 --> 00:46:44,279
Speaker 1: and then Jay performs what can only be seen as

977
00:46:44,320 --> 00:46:47,319
Speaker 1: a hostage call for ransom. Instead of giving in. Though

978
00:46:47,360 --> 00:46:49,160
Speaker 1: Ward tells the captor to keep the dog, he doesn't

979
00:46:49,200 --> 00:46:51,200
Speaker 1: want it, especially because he's allergic and he knows the

980
00:46:51,239 --> 00:46:53,960
Speaker 1: dog doesn't have her medication. He hangs up, and Jay

981
00:46:54,040 --> 00:46:57,160
Speaker 1: knows that he is screwed, and then he realizes Camille

982
00:46:57,200 --> 00:46:59,080
Speaker 1: is no longer sleeping. He can't find her, but he

983
00:46:59,120 --> 00:47:01,680
Speaker 1: knows she's somewhere, has a real Jurassic Park vibe from it,

984
00:47:01,760 --> 00:47:04,879
Speaker 1: hiding from the raptors. Eventually, just when he thinks he's safe,

985
00:47:04,960 --> 00:47:07,960
Speaker 1: Jay's attacked by the flying Pommeranian. They wrestle, and eventually

986
00:47:08,040 --> 00:47:09,960
Speaker 1: Jay once again rushes off to the bathroom and this

987
00:47:10,040 --> 00:47:12,560
Speaker 1: is again, this is the scene from There's Something About

988
00:47:12,560 --> 00:47:14,080
Speaker 1: Mary where I was like, this is this what do

989
00:47:14,160 --> 00:47:14,319
Speaker 1: you like?

990
00:47:15,280 --> 00:47:18,600
Speaker 2: Because I just honestly I thought it was so funny.

991
00:47:18,640 --> 00:47:19,960
Speaker 1: I mean, this was sure.

992
00:47:20,480 --> 00:47:23,880
Speaker 2: Yes, it's definitely. I will say. One of the things

993
00:47:23,960 --> 00:47:27,879
Speaker 2: is by this point you are realizing this is definitely

994
00:47:27,920 --> 00:47:32,400
Speaker 2: when the d coms are being catered towards a young audience.

995
00:47:32,480 --> 00:47:34,359
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, very this is.

996
00:47:34,280 --> 00:47:36,479
Speaker 2: A young audience. And so when you kind of get

997
00:47:36,480 --> 00:47:41,880
Speaker 2: in that realm of thinking, like this dog, it's a tiny,

998
00:47:42,120 --> 00:47:47,600
Speaker 2: like adorable little Pomeranian who has just lost its marbles, right,

999
00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:48,960
Speaker 2: and it's just correct.

1000
00:47:49,239 --> 00:47:52,440
Speaker 1: But then set it up like set it up where

1001
00:47:52,719 --> 00:47:55,880
Speaker 1: the dog hates everybody but the mom, so everybody that

1002
00:47:55,920 --> 00:47:59,160
Speaker 1: goes near it starts to growl. He then attaches himself

1003
00:47:59,160 --> 00:48:01,919
Speaker 1: to the back of time bike and follows him home.

1004
00:48:01,960 --> 00:48:04,279
Speaker 1: And it's been a standoff the entire time. Don't make

1005
00:48:04,320 --> 00:48:07,239
Speaker 1: it to where the dog's awesome with Taj, like he's

1006
00:48:07,320 --> 00:48:09,319
Speaker 1: want to sleep next to him. He's the nicest person

1007
00:48:09,320 --> 00:48:10,879
Speaker 1: in the world. God, I love this dog so much.

1008
00:48:10,920 --> 00:48:14,360
Speaker 1: And then all of a sudden he gets crazy, because

1009
00:48:14,400 --> 00:48:18,080
Speaker 1: then if you start him crazy and then Taj wins

1010
00:48:18,160 --> 00:48:21,719
Speaker 1: him over and becomes b is one friend. It's a

1011
00:48:21,760 --> 00:48:24,480
Speaker 1: better arc for Taj. It's a better arc for the dog.

1012
00:48:24,560 --> 00:48:27,320
Speaker 1: It makes more sense. Whereas he's the sweetest dog in

1013
00:48:27,360 --> 00:48:30,520
Speaker 1: the world. He finally found a friend. Now he's insane,

1014
00:48:31,320 --> 00:48:34,120
Speaker 1: now he's friendly again. It did that didn't make any sense,

1015
00:48:34,160 --> 00:48:35,920
Speaker 1: And I get what you're saying. The actual and this

1016
00:48:35,960 --> 00:48:38,200
Speaker 1: is where Taj. You know, we keep talking about Shia,

1017
00:48:38,520 --> 00:48:41,200
Speaker 1: but this is where Taj is great. His physical comedy

1018
00:48:41,239 --> 00:48:43,560
Speaker 1: of wrestling the dog and jumping around from the dog.

1019
00:48:43,600 --> 00:48:47,320
Speaker 2: Great, Yes, really good and awesome.

1020
00:48:46,920 --> 00:48:49,080
Speaker 1: In a dcom You're right for younger people, if you're

1021
00:48:49,200 --> 00:48:52,120
Speaker 1: younger nine, ten, eleven years old, watching him wrestle this

1022
00:48:52,239 --> 00:48:56,279
Speaker 1: dog must have been hysterical, pay it off, make a bit,

1023
00:48:56,400 --> 00:48:58,799
Speaker 1: build it up. Maybe you know it's just from a

1024
00:48:58,840 --> 00:49:02,800
Speaker 1: story standpoint, Its like again, I know it's not written

1025
00:49:02,800 --> 00:49:04,000
Speaker 1: for fifty year old guys.

1026
00:49:03,800 --> 00:49:07,120
Speaker 2: But still but that but still, like you said, just

1027
00:49:07,160 --> 00:49:09,920
Speaker 2: in general, that's a better arc. That's a better like,

1028
00:49:09,960 --> 00:49:14,120
Speaker 2: a better win for Tage's character in the end of

1029
00:49:14,160 --> 00:49:16,799
Speaker 2: this like Psycho Dog, I mean, especially because you set

1030
00:49:16,840 --> 00:49:19,080
Speaker 2: it up as like a show dog. So you know

1031
00:49:19,520 --> 00:49:21,719
Speaker 2: when you watch cartoons with show dogs, what are they

1032
00:49:21,760 --> 00:49:24,920
Speaker 2: They're very prim proper. They don't want to do with anything.

1033
00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:28,040
Speaker 2: They are like this, like little Princess Dog if it

1034
00:49:28,120 --> 00:49:30,879
Speaker 2: was set that way before, and then the princess dog

1035
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:34,080
Speaker 2: just like falls in love. That's a better win for

1036
00:49:34,360 --> 00:49:35,120
Speaker 2: the main character.

1037
00:49:36,080 --> 00:49:38,200
Speaker 1: This a total diva that hates everybody.

1038
00:49:38,360 --> 00:49:41,759
Speaker 2: And I can't lie. I was giggling. This was just

1039
00:49:41,800 --> 00:49:44,920
Speaker 2: like this. It's just sa is so good. I love physical,

1040
00:49:45,280 --> 00:49:51,319
Speaker 2: phenomenal comedy. His squeal is so good, like such a

1041
00:49:51,480 --> 00:49:56,680
Speaker 2: good bubessent boy, like you know, not that man voice yet,

1042
00:49:56,840 --> 00:49:59,240
Speaker 2: like it's the high note, like, oh, it's.

1043
00:49:59,120 --> 00:50:03,360
Speaker 1: So he's good. No, he's great. And the physical comedy

1044
00:50:03,400 --> 00:50:05,440
Speaker 1: was great. I just wanted I wanted it to be earned.

1045
00:50:05,600 --> 00:50:09,000
Speaker 1: But anyway, that's just me and my liking stories.

1046
00:50:09,080 --> 00:50:11,920
Speaker 2: And you've already stopped the movie four times by no,

1047
00:50:12,239 --> 00:50:13,080
Speaker 2: I think i'd made.

1048
00:50:12,880 --> 00:50:14,640
Speaker 1: It to this point. I think I'd made it to

1049
00:50:14,640 --> 00:50:26,239
Speaker 1: this point. So Jay's attacked by the flying Pomeranian. After

1050
00:50:26,280 --> 00:50:28,719
Speaker 1: he thinks he's safe, they wrestle, and eventually Jay once

1051
00:50:28,760 --> 00:50:31,200
Speaker 1: again rushes off to the bathroom, where he is trapped.

1052
00:50:31,520 --> 00:50:33,760
Speaker 1: Then a nightmare comes true when the dog finally cuts

1053
00:50:33,800 --> 00:50:36,760
Speaker 1: through the door like Jack Nicholson in The Shining Serious

1054
00:50:37,360 --> 00:50:39,720
Speaker 1: and again. All this if the dog had been crazy

1055
00:50:39,760 --> 00:50:42,800
Speaker 1: the whole time, you're escalating the craziness would be hysterical,

1056
00:50:42,840 --> 00:50:44,719
Speaker 1: but I was like, but he was just friends with

1057
00:50:44,760 --> 00:50:47,440
Speaker 1: the dog. Eventually, the dog burst into the room and

1058
00:50:47,480 --> 00:50:50,080
Speaker 1: slams Jay into the bathtub. Luckily, Jay uses the shower

1059
00:50:50,120 --> 00:50:52,640
Speaker 1: curtain to wrap the dog up and finally contain its madness.

1060
00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:55,640
Speaker 1: But almost immediately, Camille shoots out of the containment and

1061
00:50:55,680 --> 00:50:59,080
Speaker 1: bites on a Jay's leg. He like pops out and

1062
00:50:59,080 --> 00:51:00,880
Speaker 1: bites on it. He's screen in pain and runs off

1063
00:51:00,920 --> 00:51:03,520
Speaker 1: to the bathroom once again, but with the hole still

1064
00:51:03,520 --> 00:51:05,919
Speaker 1: in the door, Camille easily crawls through, and Jay throws

1065
00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:08,279
Speaker 1: himself out the window, landing in the driveway just in

1066
00:51:08,360 --> 00:51:10,520
Speaker 1: time to see his brother pull up a little bit early.

1067
00:51:10,880 --> 00:51:13,560
Speaker 1: The drill sergeant brother is already barking orders at Jay

1068
00:51:13,600 --> 00:51:16,120
Speaker 1: and has heard about the Peterson scholarship, but Jay is

1069
00:51:16,120 --> 00:51:18,680
Speaker 1: purely focused on making sure Mike doesn't enter the house yet.

1070
00:51:18,960 --> 00:51:20,759
Speaker 1: He blocks the front door and suggests going out to

1071
00:51:20,760 --> 00:51:23,200
Speaker 1: eat lunch, but Mike knows something is up When he

1072
00:51:23,239 --> 00:51:25,839
Speaker 1: does enter, he sees the destruction and assumes Jay through

1073
00:51:25,920 --> 00:51:28,799
Speaker 1: a party. He angrily chases his brother and in turn

1074
00:51:28,840 --> 00:51:31,320
Speaker 1: slips on those marbles, of course, throwing him to the

1075
00:51:31,360 --> 00:51:33,640
Speaker 1: air like one of the wet bandits from home alone,

1076
00:51:34,120 --> 00:51:35,920
Speaker 1: And just before he gets his hands on Jay, the

1077
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:39,040
Speaker 1: kitchen cupboards starts shaking. What is that? Jay tries to

1078
00:51:39,040 --> 00:51:41,399
Speaker 1: convince him, hits nothing, and then at two hundred miles

1079
00:51:41,400 --> 00:51:43,440
Speaker 1: an hour, the dog comes flying out and attaches itself

1080
00:51:43,440 --> 00:51:46,120
Speaker 1: to Mike's face. And that got a genuine laugh from me. Yes,

1081
00:51:46,200 --> 00:51:48,719
Speaker 1: that was very funny. It was, but that's what I

1082
00:51:48,800 --> 00:51:51,080
Speaker 1: was like. I literally stopped and googled him, like when

1083
00:51:51,120 --> 00:51:52,600
Speaker 1: did this come out? I'm like, yep, this is after

1084
00:51:52,600 --> 00:51:55,239
Speaker 1: There's something about Mary. They watched that movie and went,

1085
00:51:55,280 --> 00:51:58,560
Speaker 1: what if we made this a decom. As his brother

1086
00:51:58,640 --> 00:52:01,160
Speaker 1: wrestles Camille off his nose, Jay hides in a closet,

1087
00:52:01,160 --> 00:52:03,439
Speaker 1: barely able to watch. Eventually, Mike breaks free and joins

1088
00:52:03,480 --> 00:52:05,600
Speaker 1: his little brother in the closet. Jay explains that the

1089
00:52:05,600 --> 00:52:08,440
Speaker 1: dog is Ward van Dousin's and lies, saying he was

1090
00:52:08,480 --> 00:52:11,400
Speaker 1: asked to babysitter. Mike pushes his little brother aside to

1091
00:52:11,400 --> 00:52:12,960
Speaker 1: show him how a real man does it, but he's

1092
00:52:12,960 --> 00:52:16,280
Speaker 1: immediately met with doggy aggression, forcing him onto a cracking

1093
00:52:16,320 --> 00:52:18,839
Speaker 1: living room table. Now with a half eaten shoe, Jay

1094
00:52:18,920 --> 00:52:21,319
Speaker 1: uses a dustbuster to ward off the dog from hell

1095
00:52:21,640 --> 00:52:24,360
Speaker 1: until the vacuum runs out of batteries. Out of options,

1096
00:52:24,360 --> 00:52:26,200
Speaker 1: the boys were cheat into the kitchen just in time

1097
00:52:26,200 --> 00:52:28,560
Speaker 1: for the dog to knock itself out by walking into

1098
00:52:28,600 --> 00:52:31,799
Speaker 1: a wall. Mike is he just walks in and boot

1099
00:52:31,880 --> 00:52:32,200
Speaker 1: that was it.

1100
00:52:32,360 --> 00:52:32,560
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1101
00:52:33,280 --> 00:52:35,480
Speaker 1: Mike is impressed by his brother's instincts and thinks he

1102
00:52:35,560 --> 00:52:38,719
Speaker 1: might have the equalities of a soldier after all. Elsewhere,

1103
00:52:38,800 --> 00:52:40,759
Speaker 1: Ward van Dousin's in his study is still playing that

1104
00:52:40,840 --> 00:52:43,960
Speaker 1: video game controller, which isn't the thing. When he's interrupted

1105
00:52:43,960 --> 00:52:46,160
Speaker 1: by his angry father in law, the real big wig

1106
00:52:46,200 --> 00:52:48,680
Speaker 1: of the school. He knows Eliza is upset about the

1107
00:52:48,680 --> 00:52:50,680
Speaker 1: dog and tells him to do whatever he can to

1108
00:52:50,719 --> 00:52:53,560
Speaker 1: find her or he will be replaced as the headmaster.

1109
00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:56,919
Speaker 1: Back at Jay's now, the brothers are cleaning the mess,

1110
00:52:56,960 --> 00:52:59,600
Speaker 1: and Mike promises some military drills when they're done. He

1111
00:52:59,640 --> 00:53:01,640
Speaker 1: also wants to call Ward van Duson to pick up

1112
00:53:01,680 --> 00:53:03,560
Speaker 1: his insane dog, but Jay stops him. He'll make the

1113
00:53:03,560 --> 00:53:06,279
Speaker 1: call himself, but once alone with the phone, Jay uses

1114
00:53:06,320 --> 00:53:09,080
Speaker 1: the voice modulater again and calls Ward, who's now willing

1115
00:53:09,120 --> 00:53:11,480
Speaker 1: to do anything to get the dog back, including offering

1116
00:53:11,640 --> 00:53:14,200
Speaker 1: five thousand dollars to meet at the ice skating rink.

1117
00:53:14,560 --> 00:53:17,600
Speaker 1: So now Jay is apparently doing a ransom handoff. Yes,

1118
00:53:17,640 --> 00:53:21,200
Speaker 1: this is a full give me back my son. Gotta

1119
00:53:21,239 --> 00:53:23,640
Speaker 1: love it. Jay convinces his brother to drop him off

1120
00:53:23,680 --> 00:53:26,120
Speaker 1: at the park, leaving out the ransom part Mike demands.

1121
00:53:26,120 --> 00:53:28,120
Speaker 1: He asks the headmaster for money to fix the house,

1122
00:53:28,160 --> 00:53:30,879
Speaker 1: which is tricky, and just then Camille wakes up from

1123
00:53:30,880 --> 00:53:33,560
Speaker 1: the kalma in the basket and explodes with barks and fangs.

1124
00:53:33,880 --> 00:53:37,200
Speaker 1: And this the the like little fangy face that was

1125
00:53:37,200 --> 00:53:40,360
Speaker 1: clearly a puppet. Was really freaky as they're like following

1126
00:53:40,360 --> 00:53:43,239
Speaker 1: this crazy little puppet dog around. Yeah, I know, it

1127
00:53:43,320 --> 00:53:46,080
Speaker 1: was nuts. Yes, the boys jump out of the car

1128
00:53:46,080 --> 00:53:48,000
Speaker 1: and run for their lives. As a result, the dog

1129
00:53:48,080 --> 00:53:53,280
Speaker 1: runs off. Okay, movie over, that's what I thought. Shut

1130
00:53:53,320 --> 00:53:56,480
Speaker 1: your car down, drive away like nothing ever happened.

1131
00:53:56,880 --> 00:54:00,680
Speaker 2: Yeah one saw you know, one nothing? Oh, thank you

1132
00:54:00,800 --> 00:54:01,200
Speaker 2: very much.

1133
00:54:01,320 --> 00:54:04,040
Speaker 1: I am out. But instead of chasing after, Mike goes

1134
00:54:04,080 --> 00:54:06,239
Speaker 1: back home and leaves Jay behind to tell mister van

1135
00:54:06,280 --> 00:54:09,200
Speaker 1: Dusen he lost his dog. Now the askiny renk Ward

1136
00:54:09,239 --> 00:54:11,640
Speaker 1: is getting anxious, thinking every random guy is a dog napper,

1137
00:54:11,680 --> 00:54:14,120
Speaker 1: but in reality Jay has already returned home pretending he

1138
00:54:14,160 --> 00:54:17,280
Speaker 1: returned the dog and Van Dusen didn't give him any money. Okay,

1139
00:54:17,320 --> 00:54:19,480
Speaker 1: so that's what they did. They're like, let's we're just

1140
00:54:19,800 --> 00:54:22,920
Speaker 1: it never happened, thank you very much. Mike is furious

1141
00:54:22,920 --> 00:54:25,279
Speaker 1: he came home empty handed, so instead of letting his

1142
00:54:25,320 --> 00:54:28,000
Speaker 1: older brother call the headmaster, Jay finally has to come clean.

1143
00:54:28,520 --> 00:54:30,480
Speaker 1: When the truth finally comes out, Mike can't believe how

1144
00:54:30,520 --> 00:54:32,279
Speaker 1: far his little brother let this go. This is the

1145
00:54:32,320 --> 00:54:34,680
Speaker 1: type of behavior that will get him crushed at stark Well,

1146
00:54:34,920 --> 00:54:36,640
Speaker 1: but Jay doesn't want to go to Starkwell. He wants

1147
00:54:36,640 --> 00:54:38,960
Speaker 1: to study art. Mike defends being in the service and

1148
00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:41,440
Speaker 1: explains that this type of situation can ruin his career.

1149
00:54:41,800 --> 00:54:44,480
Speaker 1: This becomes a larger argument between siblings about who is

1150
00:54:44,480 --> 00:54:46,560
Speaker 1: actually there for each other and an overall theme of

1151
00:54:46,600 --> 00:54:49,200
Speaker 1: missing their dad. It's a nice scene. Jay starts crying,

1152
00:54:49,200 --> 00:54:50,960
Speaker 1: telling Mike he hates them, and it all ends with

1153
00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:52,680
Speaker 1: them calming down and trying to figure out what to

1154
00:54:52,719 --> 00:54:55,279
Speaker 1: do with the dog. Mike suggests just letting it be

1155
00:54:55,480 --> 00:54:57,560
Speaker 1: out in the wild and letting someone else adopt it.

1156
00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:00,359
Speaker 1: Good idea, but the guilt seems to be weighing heavy

1157
00:55:00,400 --> 00:55:02,480
Speaker 1: on Jay Oh Gug because now he cares about the

1158
00:55:02,480 --> 00:55:05,560
Speaker 1: crazy dog. Mike also calls Van Duzon to talk about

1159
00:55:05,560 --> 00:55:08,839
Speaker 1: the presentation, but he just denies anything sketchy happened. Mike

1160
00:55:08,840 --> 00:55:10,680
Speaker 1: doesn't believe him and isn't willing to drop it. The

1161
00:55:10,719 --> 00:55:13,279
Speaker 1: plan now is to find the dog army style and

1162
00:55:13,360 --> 00:55:16,400
Speaker 1: accept the reward to make up for the missed scholarship

1163
00:55:16,440 --> 00:55:19,560
Speaker 1: that he was going to get to Peterson. Back at school,

1164
00:55:19,640 --> 00:55:21,319
Speaker 1: Ronnie is trying to convince Tracy to come to the

1165
00:55:21,320 --> 00:55:24,440
Speaker 1: pool party. Still this Ronnie is just macking on Tracy.

1166
00:55:25,160 --> 00:55:27,640
Speaker 1: Just as he finally leaves his crush alone, Jays called

1167
00:55:27,640 --> 00:55:29,880
Speaker 1: to the headmaster's office to talk about getting his wife's

1168
00:55:29,920 --> 00:55:32,840
Speaker 1: dog back. So Jay obviously thinks he's about to be busted,

1169
00:55:32,840 --> 00:55:36,200
Speaker 1: but Vanduzen just needs the student council to help posting

1170
00:55:36,360 --> 00:55:39,680
Speaker 1: five thousand dollars reward signs all around town, and the

1171
00:55:39,680 --> 00:55:41,840
Speaker 1: head master reveals whoever shows up for the reward is

1172
00:55:41,880 --> 00:55:44,759
Speaker 1: just going to get arrested anyway. This terrifies Jay, who

1173
00:55:44,800 --> 00:55:47,040
Speaker 1: immediately calls his brother to warn him. They decide to

1174
00:55:47,040 --> 00:55:49,080
Speaker 1: meet back up at their house later, while Mike calls

1175
00:55:49,080 --> 00:55:51,320
Speaker 1: the Headmaster as the dog Knapper with a new plan

1176
00:55:51,880 --> 00:55:56,239
Speaker 1: to meet it in nearby bakery. No cops. Now, Okay,

1177
00:55:56,520 --> 00:56:00,680
Speaker 1: he's now doing this on a payphone on a public

1178
00:56:00,760 --> 00:56:05,880
Speaker 1: street with the giant voice modulator.

1179
00:56:05,719 --> 00:56:07,160
Speaker 2: The size of a megaphone.

1180
00:56:07,239 --> 00:56:11,080
Speaker 1: It's a megaphone, it's a literal megaphone, and there's people

1181
00:56:11,120 --> 00:56:12,400
Speaker 1: walking up to him, and he's like, hey, man, do

1182
00:56:12,440 --> 00:56:13,960
Speaker 1: you mind him in the middle of a ransom call.

1183
00:56:14,080 --> 00:56:17,200
Speaker 1: I mean, it's the weirdest thing. And then he sends

1184
00:56:17,239 --> 00:56:19,719
Speaker 1: him to this bakery for no which we don't get

1185
00:56:19,719 --> 00:56:21,440
Speaker 1: a reason why he's just sending him all over. I

1186
00:56:21,440 --> 00:56:23,759
Speaker 1: think it's just because he wants to teach him a lesson,

1187
00:56:23,840 --> 00:56:26,080
Speaker 1: So he's just trying to embarrass him, right, because there's

1188
00:56:26,080 --> 00:56:29,719
Speaker 1: no reason for any of it. No, right, Okay, I

1189
00:56:29,920 --> 00:56:31,719
Speaker 1: thought maybe I'm missing part of No.

1190
00:56:31,800 --> 00:56:35,480
Speaker 2: It just seemed like it wasn't explained and it didn't

1191
00:56:35,480 --> 00:56:38,480
Speaker 2: really make that much sense. But what I assumed it

1192
00:56:38,560 --> 00:56:40,799
Speaker 2: was was him kind of giving a payback to like

1193
00:56:40,920 --> 00:56:43,360
Speaker 2: messing with that's what I figure too, and being a

1194
00:56:43,400 --> 00:56:46,399
Speaker 2: part of a situation where he's the adult and could

1195
00:56:46,400 --> 00:56:49,040
Speaker 2: have made he could have made it right from the book.

1196
00:56:49,040 --> 00:56:53,680
Speaker 1: Okay, gotcha. So at school, students are busy painstakingly making

1197
00:56:53,680 --> 00:56:56,239
Speaker 1: the signs by hand instead of photocopying him. This is

1198
00:56:56,280 --> 00:56:58,719
Speaker 1: because Jay is stalling for time. Now, why is he

1199
00:56:58,800 --> 00:57:04,479
Speaker 1: stalling for time? Because they haven't found the dog? Right?

1200
00:57:06,239 --> 00:57:06,319
Speaker 3: No?

1201
00:57:06,440 --> 00:57:09,040
Speaker 2: They oh, right, yes.

1202
00:57:09,680 --> 00:57:12,480
Speaker 1: That's why they're stalling so they can find the dog. Yes,

1203
00:57:12,520 --> 00:57:15,360
Speaker 1: but he's in school and Mike's making calls, not looking

1204
00:57:15,400 --> 00:57:16,000
Speaker 1: for the dog.

1205
00:57:16,920 --> 00:57:20,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's not finding Yeah, he's he's trying to get time.

1206
00:57:21,200 --> 00:57:24,120
Speaker 2: I guess so that the cops don't get involved, I

1207
00:57:24,120 --> 00:57:25,280
Speaker 2: think is what they're trying to.

1208
00:57:26,080 --> 00:57:27,280
Speaker 1: Oh.

1209
00:57:27,360 --> 00:57:30,600
Speaker 2: I think it's a pretty big stretch, you think, yeah,

1210
00:57:30,600 --> 00:57:32,520
Speaker 2: because I think we're all kind of just confused at

1211
00:57:32,560 --> 00:57:36,080
Speaker 2: this point. It made sense how how they were doing

1212
00:57:36,400 --> 00:57:39,400
Speaker 2: the posters, Like sure, they don't want they clearly don't

1213
00:57:39,400 --> 00:57:42,600
Speaker 2: want the posters up in case someone does find the dog.

1214
00:57:42,800 --> 00:57:45,520
Speaker 1: Is that why he sneaks half of them out right

1215
00:57:45,600 --> 00:57:48,200
Speaker 1: in front of them a foot away, puts him behind

1216
00:57:48,280 --> 00:57:49,840
Speaker 1: his back, which are not in any way of shape

1217
00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:50,200
Speaker 1: for me.

1218
00:57:50,560 --> 00:57:53,040
Speaker 2: To get it, so there wouldn't be as many posters

1219
00:57:53,080 --> 00:57:56,240
Speaker 2: for them to actually even hang up, because he says

1220
00:57:56,240 --> 00:57:58,640
Speaker 2: that at the all three hundred of them are not done.

1221
00:57:58,720 --> 00:58:01,400
Speaker 2: That the couple of them are going out to do

1222
00:58:01,760 --> 00:58:04,360
Speaker 2: some of the ones that they do have done, but

1223
00:58:04,400 --> 00:58:06,840
Speaker 2: that's his way to sneak in throat.

1224
00:58:06,920 --> 00:58:09,640
Speaker 1: Gotcha? Okay, So none of that made sense to me

1225
00:58:09,680 --> 00:58:11,520
Speaker 1: because I still didn't understand what they were doing. But anyway,

1226
00:58:11,560 --> 00:58:14,280
Speaker 1: they're stalling for time. He even helps and picks the

1227
00:58:14,320 --> 00:58:17,240
Speaker 1: dumbest kids to staple them all over town. Head Master

1228
00:58:17,360 --> 00:58:19,960
Speaker 1: Van Dusen is aimlessly circling the bakery to no avail

1229
00:58:20,760 --> 00:58:24,760
Speaker 1: outside with a sheet cake while singing it'sy bitsy Spider.

1230
00:58:24,800 --> 00:58:26,400
Speaker 1: And that's when I thought I got a bad hit

1231
00:58:26,440 --> 00:58:29,040
Speaker 1: a weed where I was like, am I, what's happening?

1232
00:58:29,040 --> 00:58:30,840
Speaker 1: Am I really seeing this? I was like? And then

1233
00:58:30,880 --> 00:58:32,800
Speaker 1: I was like, Okay, so he's just trying to humiliate

1234
00:58:32,880 --> 00:58:37,400
Speaker 1: him for how he treated his brother. But they're stalling

1235
00:58:37,520 --> 00:58:40,920
Speaker 1: for time to find the dog, I guess, but no

1236
00:58:40,960 --> 00:58:46,040
Speaker 1: one's actually looking for the dog, right Scotch, Yes, okay,

1237
00:58:46,840 --> 00:58:49,840
Speaker 1: So Mike and Jay then to find the dog do

1238
00:58:50,120 --> 00:58:53,520
Speaker 1: what anybody would do. They get a bag full of

1239
00:58:53,600 --> 00:58:57,400
Speaker 1: whole rotisserie chickens and meat to drive around nearby streets.

1240
00:58:57,440 --> 00:58:59,920
Speaker 1: It is attached to the back of their car like

1241
00:59:00,160 --> 00:59:03,480
Speaker 1: a giant fishing line. The scent of poultry and meat

1242
00:59:03,480 --> 00:59:05,120
Speaker 1: brings a dozen or so dogs to the car, but

1243
00:59:05,200 --> 00:59:06,920
Speaker 1: no sign of Camille, And just when they're about to

1244
00:59:06,920 --> 00:59:08,840
Speaker 1: give up, they see her join the chicken loving pack

1245
00:59:09,280 --> 00:59:13,840
Speaker 1: and grab onto the bag like a fishing line. I

1246
00:59:13,880 --> 00:59:17,280
Speaker 1: think that's when I shut it off again. They dragged

1247
00:59:17,280 --> 00:59:20,040
Speaker 1: the pup through the area, eventually tossing her into a

1248
00:59:20,080 --> 00:59:25,000
Speaker 1: backyard trampoline, losing her once again. And this movie is insane. Yeah,

1249
00:59:25,200 --> 00:59:27,439
Speaker 1: Ward is still getting pressure from his father in law.

1250
00:59:27,480 --> 00:59:29,960
Speaker 1: The dog show is Friday, and Mike continues to waste

1251
00:59:29,960 --> 00:59:32,880
Speaker 1: the headmaster's time with meetups that go nowhere, which again

1252
00:59:32,920 --> 00:59:35,320
Speaker 1: I guess is still just them buying time to try

1253
00:59:35,320 --> 00:59:37,240
Speaker 1: to find the dog again. Now he's at a bowling

1254
00:59:37,280 --> 00:59:39,320
Speaker 1: alley where he needs to throw ten straight frames of

1255
00:59:39,360 --> 00:59:42,360
Speaker 1: gutter balls while wearing a woman's bathrobe and fluffy slippers,

1256
00:59:42,880 --> 00:59:44,760
Speaker 1: and obviously nothing comes of this, and that's when I

1257
00:59:44,800 --> 00:59:47,720
Speaker 1: was like, I think I shut it off again. But

1258
00:59:47,880 --> 00:59:50,560
Speaker 1: the brothers have found Camille in a different backyard, barking

1259
00:59:50,600 --> 00:59:53,360
Speaker 1: at a swimming pool. They approach her, slowly, capturing her

1260
00:59:53,360 --> 00:59:56,280
Speaker 1: with a pool net and landing her lovingly into Jay's arms.

1261
00:59:56,280 --> 00:59:58,760
Speaker 1: And now she's a perfect dog in love with Jay again?

1262
00:59:59,720 --> 01:00:02,400
Speaker 1: Was it? Yes? That was it? A perfect dog in

1263
01:00:02,400 --> 01:00:03,360
Speaker 1: love with jagb.

1264
01:00:03,360 --> 01:00:09,040
Speaker 2: I literally rewound thinking there was some type of when

1265
01:00:09,080 --> 01:00:14,000
Speaker 2: it's something that I missed because I mean, we know,

1266
01:00:14,160 --> 01:00:15,960
Speaker 2: I mean that, I mean I guess that's how they

1267
01:00:15,960 --> 01:00:19,360
Speaker 2: were able to. I don't know. It was just nothing.

1268
01:00:19,400 --> 01:00:22,280
Speaker 1: It just dogs. Dog's amazing again.

1269
01:00:22,920 --> 01:00:25,040
Speaker 2: And he tries to make a comment of oh, she

1270
01:00:25,280 --> 01:00:29,080
Speaker 2: just needed to run off all the energy, or she's

1271
01:00:29,200 --> 01:00:32,120
Speaker 2: just she never has she's always at the groomers and

1272
01:00:32,800 --> 01:00:34,000
Speaker 2: these kinds of explanations.

1273
01:00:34,040 --> 01:00:37,480
Speaker 1: I'm kind of like, and it's so easy to do.

1274
01:00:38,360 --> 01:00:40,720
Speaker 1: You don't have him save her in the beginning, crossing

1275
01:00:40,720 --> 01:00:44,160
Speaker 1: the street, they get home with her being an awful dog.

1276
01:00:44,240 --> 01:00:46,680
Speaker 1: She's been chasing the entire time. She's nipping at his heels,

1277
01:00:46,680 --> 01:00:48,600
Speaker 1: She jumps in the house, they do all the fun

1278
01:00:48,640 --> 01:00:52,080
Speaker 1: attack stuff, and then at the end here they find

1279
01:00:52,120 --> 01:00:55,560
Speaker 1: her and she's in some death defying whatever. Yes, he

1280
01:00:55,720 --> 01:00:58,360
Speaker 1: saves her life here and the dog falls in love

1281
01:00:58,400 --> 01:00:58,720
Speaker 1: with him.

1282
01:00:58,840 --> 01:01:04,000
Speaker 2: Yes, she's dirty, Yes, you know the obvious. She's trapped

1283
01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:06,200
Speaker 2: in a New York street pothole.

1284
01:01:06,560 --> 01:01:10,000
Speaker 1: Yes, the entire girl. They sing her out.

1285
01:01:09,880 --> 01:01:12,959
Speaker 2: And it makes more sense of why this dog I mean.

1286
01:01:14,640 --> 01:01:17,960
Speaker 1: Shows up, offers some record contract obviously.

1287
01:01:17,480 --> 01:01:20,240
Speaker 2: An easy fix with a dog.

1288
01:01:21,040 --> 01:01:24,800
Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you? How hard is that? My God

1289
01:01:25,480 --> 01:01:28,080
Speaker 1: said that? Then? Then, uh, this is what it hounded

1290
01:01:28,120 --> 01:01:30,960
Speaker 1: to takes place in Spain, falls in love with a

1291
01:01:30,960 --> 01:01:31,720
Speaker 1: guitar player.

1292
01:01:32,680 --> 01:01:36,680
Speaker 2: Uh, that hounded didn't turn into that.

1293
01:01:36,800 --> 01:01:43,680
Speaker 1: I'm ungrateful because in India, my god, it was crazy. Okay,

1294
01:01:43,720 --> 01:01:46,800
Speaker 1: so yeah, but no, they didn't do that.

1295
01:01:47,960 --> 01:01:50,439
Speaker 2: It is still getting That's where this movie went wrong,

1296
01:01:50,560 --> 01:01:50,960
Speaker 2: thank you.

1297
01:01:51,240 --> 01:01:53,360
Speaker 1: This is where they lost me. Is they easily could

1298
01:01:53,400 --> 01:01:57,240
Speaker 1: have sung the dog back into reality, but they did. God.

1299
01:01:57,880 --> 01:02:00,640
Speaker 1: Back at home, Camille is now acting totally normal. She

1300
01:02:00,760 --> 01:02:05,720
Speaker 1: just needed to burn off some energy by attacking everybody around.

1301
01:02:05,800 --> 01:02:08,200
Speaker 1: She needed to burn off energy, and apparently we find

1302
01:02:08,200 --> 01:02:11,520
Speaker 1: out later get laid because that's what happened.

1303
01:02:11,880 --> 01:02:15,280
Speaker 2: She literally, gosh, she did not even put that.

1304
01:02:15,240 --> 01:02:18,240
Speaker 1: Together, thank you. They even show her with her boyfriend.

1305
01:02:17,920 --> 01:02:23,120
Speaker 2: Oh gosh, out there doing it like snoop doggie dog

1306
01:02:23,160 --> 01:02:24,480
Speaker 2: out there I'm telling you.

1307
01:02:25,160 --> 01:02:26,840
Speaker 1: So that's what she needed. She needed to run around,

1308
01:02:26,880 --> 01:02:31,640
Speaker 1: attack a whole bunch of people and have sex. Yeah,

1309
01:02:31,720 --> 01:02:33,200
Speaker 1: am I wrong? That's what happens.

1310
01:02:33,760 --> 01:02:35,920
Speaker 2: I did not even think about that.

1311
01:02:36,080 --> 01:02:38,280
Speaker 1: Oh there you go, My gosh, there you go.

1312
01:02:38,480 --> 01:02:44,480
Speaker 2: She met my dog bandon there exactly whoa crazy god?

1313
01:02:44,800 --> 01:02:47,880
Speaker 1: So they trade off. The trade off can finally happen

1314
01:02:47,920 --> 01:02:50,280
Speaker 1: now that the dog is back and perfectly normal again.

1315
01:02:50,560 --> 01:02:52,520
Speaker 1: But Vanduzen has called the cops and they've set up

1316
01:02:52,560 --> 01:02:54,560
Speaker 1: a sting at the school, so it doesn't look good

1317
01:02:54,560 --> 01:02:57,520
Speaker 1: for the boys. The headmaster wants the dog napper behind bars.

1318
01:02:57,640 --> 01:02:59,640
Speaker 1: Jays called back to the office not to get busted,

1319
01:02:59,680 --> 01:03:02,680
Speaker 1: but Van Duson wants three hundred new posters made now

1320
01:03:02,680 --> 01:03:05,440
Speaker 1: with the police hotline included. Jay tries to warn his

1321
01:03:05,440 --> 01:03:07,600
Speaker 1: brother about the police presence, but a girl who keeps

1322
01:03:07,640 --> 01:03:10,360
Speaker 1: saying no way, no way, no way, is holding up

1323
01:03:10,400 --> 01:03:12,760
Speaker 1: the payphone. So when Mike does call Van dus and

1324
01:03:12,800 --> 01:03:15,320
Speaker 1: the cops are already tracing him, but he hangs up

1325
01:03:15,560 --> 01:03:18,720
Speaker 1: just in time to stay undetected. Jay and Mike meet

1326
01:03:18,800 --> 01:03:20,720
Speaker 1: back up that night, with no sign of the cops

1327
01:03:20,720 --> 01:03:23,000
Speaker 1: in their tail. They know they can't just return her.

1328
01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:25,360
Speaker 1: Now their lives are going to be ruined. Jay apologizers

1329
01:03:25,400 --> 01:03:27,640
Speaker 1: are getting his brother involved and he'll take all the

1330
01:03:27,640 --> 01:03:29,760
Speaker 1: blame if they get busted. But Mike says they're in

1331
01:03:29,800 --> 01:03:31,600
Speaker 1: this together and they'll get out of it together. And

1332
01:03:31,640 --> 01:03:35,400
Speaker 1: with that, Jay announces he has a plan. Mike dresses

1333
01:03:35,400 --> 01:03:38,200
Speaker 1: in disguise to distract Roddy Well. Jay sneaks through the

1334
01:03:38,240 --> 01:03:40,680
Speaker 1: neighbor's yard to get to the poolhouse and when Mike

1335
01:03:40,720 --> 01:03:43,280
Speaker 1: here's a bird call, he'll need to leave. Amongst all

1336
01:03:43,280 --> 01:03:45,360
Speaker 1: this planning, Mike is impressed with Jay's drawings on the

1337
01:03:45,360 --> 01:03:47,600
Speaker 1: map he made just in case you forgot he wanted

1338
01:03:47,600 --> 01:03:49,880
Speaker 1: to be an artist, jess in case, Just in case.

1339
01:03:50,200 --> 01:03:53,280
Speaker 1: Jay says goodbye to the now perfect docile Camille and

1340
01:03:53,440 --> 01:03:55,880
Speaker 1: they place her in a basket for the long awaited return.

1341
01:03:56,200 --> 01:03:58,360
Speaker 1: Jay starts to check through the neighborhood backyards and is

1342
01:03:58,440 --> 01:04:01,120
Speaker 1: quickly caught by a guard dog looking one. He busts

1343
01:04:01,120 --> 01:04:02,959
Speaker 1: through a fence just in time and then is able

1344
01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:05,400
Speaker 1: to just stick the boards back on and they end

1345
01:04:05,480 --> 01:04:06,080
Speaker 1: up staying.

1346
01:04:07,000 --> 01:04:10,360
Speaker 2: I he's like leaning against them, and.

1347
01:04:10,280 --> 01:04:12,040
Speaker 1: Then he leaves and the board stay up.

1348
01:04:12,880 --> 01:04:17,960
Speaker 2: Yes they did, they did stay to perfectly balance.

1349
01:04:17,640 --> 01:04:21,640
Speaker 1: You rie attach them back on the wall, so he

1350
01:04:21,680 --> 01:04:24,200
Speaker 1: busts through the fence, barely escaping the attack. Mike arrives

1351
01:04:24,200 --> 01:04:25,920
Speaker 1: at Ronnie's pool house and while pretending to be a

1352
01:04:25,960 --> 01:04:29,400
Speaker 1: reporter from BMX magazine, he's wasting Ronnie's time. Who is

1353
01:04:29,600 --> 01:04:33,440
Speaker 1: Ronnie's holding an awesome nineties discman mine it still works.

1354
01:04:34,200 --> 01:04:36,520
Speaker 1: Ronnie is skeptical, but falls for it when he promises

1355
01:04:36,560 --> 01:04:38,800
Speaker 1: a free bike if he just answers a very time

1356
01:04:38,840 --> 01:04:42,360
Speaker 1: consuming survey. All this is to stall while Jay runs

1357
01:04:42,400 --> 01:04:44,840
Speaker 1: through the house yards like Ferris Bueller. He skirts past

1358
01:04:44,880 --> 01:04:47,280
Speaker 1: a kid's party and a pinata, then right into Ronnie's

1359
01:04:47,320 --> 01:04:49,640
Speaker 1: pool house. The bully is still busy with mike survey,

1360
01:04:49,720 --> 01:04:52,440
Speaker 1: so Jay returns Camille to his room, then calls Van

1361
01:04:52,480 --> 01:04:54,520
Speaker 1: Duzen to meet at the deli in an hour, but

1362
01:04:54,640 --> 01:04:57,400
Speaker 1: unfortunately the cops were able to trace the call this time. Oh,

1363
01:04:57,440 --> 01:04:59,720
Speaker 1: it seems like part of the plan. Jay says his

1364
01:04:59,760 --> 01:05:02,200
Speaker 1: final go by to Camille, the dog he now loves,

1365
01:05:02,280 --> 01:05:04,920
Speaker 1: because why not. They've been together for a half hour

1366
01:05:04,920 --> 01:05:06,440
Speaker 1: an hour and everything's been great, as opposed to the

1367
01:05:06,440 --> 01:05:09,160
Speaker 1: three days when the dog destroyed everything. Then Bird calls

1368
01:05:09,160 --> 01:05:11,280
Speaker 1: to his brother to end the survey, and once Ronnie

1369
01:05:11,280 --> 01:05:13,280
Speaker 1: returns to his pool house, he doesn't even notice the

1370
01:05:13,320 --> 01:05:15,960
Speaker 1: dog is back the cops and then they show the dog.

1371
01:05:15,960 --> 01:05:19,360
Speaker 1: They cuts the dog eating gummy worms for the cops

1372
01:05:19,360 --> 01:05:21,640
Speaker 1: have figured out that the call is coming from inside

1373
01:05:21,680 --> 01:05:24,240
Speaker 1: the house. It's from inside the house. The call like

1374
01:05:24,280 --> 01:05:28,040
Speaker 1: a horror movie. Yeah, it's their address, and they deduce

1375
01:05:28,080 --> 01:05:30,720
Speaker 1: it's coming from the pool house. His parents, grandpa, and

1376
01:05:30,760 --> 01:05:32,959
Speaker 1: the cops storm his room and they find him sitting

1377
01:05:33,000 --> 01:05:35,360
Speaker 1: near Camille. They all assume Ronnie was behind the dog,

1378
01:05:35,440 --> 01:05:37,520
Speaker 1: napping the whole time, hoping to get money for his

1379
01:05:37,600 --> 01:05:41,040
Speaker 1: new BMX bike. We cut to a new assembly and

1380
01:05:41,120 --> 01:05:43,760
Speaker 1: Jay is giving a speech, this time about how the

1381
01:05:43,800 --> 01:05:46,640
Speaker 1: city needs to be more handicap accessible, finally giving a

1382
01:05:46,640 --> 01:05:48,560
Speaker 1: reason for Tracy to have been put in the wheelchair

1383
01:05:48,600 --> 01:05:51,280
Speaker 1: because they brought it back to where he's His girlfriend

1384
01:05:51,320 --> 01:05:54,120
Speaker 1: or friend is now kind of his muse, very nice,

1385
01:05:54,360 --> 01:05:56,560
Speaker 1: and with that Jay wins the full scholarship, which is

1386
01:05:56,560 --> 01:05:59,439
Speaker 1: apparently stripped from Ronnie because of his cheating. Jay's mom

1387
01:05:59,480 --> 01:06:01,680
Speaker 1: and friends of in the audience, and Mike is finally

1388
01:06:01,720 --> 01:06:04,560
Speaker 1: proud of his little brother. Ronnie's grandpa has now taken

1389
01:06:04,560 --> 01:06:06,400
Speaker 1: over the school and informs Jay of his duties at

1390
01:06:06,400 --> 01:06:09,960
Speaker 1: graduation as the student body president. Ward van Dusen has

1391
01:06:10,000 --> 01:06:13,280
Speaker 1: become his father and last receptionist. Eliza rives with Camille

1392
01:06:13,280 --> 01:06:15,560
Speaker 1: and the dog clings to Jay for a reunion. She

1393
01:06:15,600 --> 01:06:18,680
Speaker 1: announces that the vet has cleared Camill of any psychological issues.

1394
01:06:18,720 --> 01:06:21,600
Speaker 1: She was probably just stressed. Okay, so they'd been medicating

1395
01:06:21,600 --> 01:06:23,040
Speaker 1: this dog for years when it didn't need it. He

1396
01:06:23,120 --> 01:06:25,479
Speaker 1: just needed to walk. And now the dog is gonna

1397
01:06:25,520 --> 01:06:29,400
Speaker 1: have puppies. Yes, that's right, let's get it on, and

1398
01:06:29,520 --> 01:06:32,200
Speaker 1: one of them is gonna go to Jay. Ward is

1399
01:06:32,240 --> 01:06:35,040
Speaker 1: concerned about his dog allergy, but Eliza says, with Ronnie

1400
01:06:35,080 --> 01:06:37,520
Speaker 1: going off to school, he can just move into the poolhouse.

1401
01:06:37,560 --> 01:06:40,160
Speaker 1: And I'm sure at this point he would love to

1402
01:06:40,200 --> 01:06:44,720
Speaker 1: do that, right Yit Back at the Starkwell Military Academy,

1403
01:06:44,800 --> 01:06:47,480
Speaker 1: Mike is back commanding his troops. All of the soldiers

1404
01:06:47,480 --> 01:06:50,520
Speaker 1: have passed their tests, and guess who's joining them. Ronnie

1405
01:06:50,560 --> 01:06:52,800
Speaker 1: van Duson, the little jerk, is now being bossed around

1406
01:06:52,840 --> 01:06:55,120
Speaker 1: by the fake BMX magazine reporter who got him there

1407
01:06:55,160 --> 01:07:05,840
Speaker 1: in the first place. And that's our movie, Sabrina. Can

1408
01:07:05,880 --> 01:07:08,760
Speaker 1: you give us our real reviews? You got the five

1409
01:07:08,800 --> 01:07:10,840
Speaker 1: star this week, and I'd love to hear who gave

1410
01:07:10,880 --> 01:07:12,040
Speaker 1: this movie five.

1411
01:07:11,800 --> 01:07:16,760
Speaker 2: Stars, somebody who was at least so willing to claim it.

1412
01:07:17,040 --> 01:07:19,160
Speaker 1: Our friend donmag nomage back.

1413
01:07:20,280 --> 01:07:24,240
Speaker 2: No need to claim this five star. Just an incredible,

1414
01:07:24,520 --> 01:07:29,520
Speaker 2: campy movie about dog stealing. Shilah Bluff plays a hilarious

1415
01:07:29,920 --> 01:07:34,800
Speaker 2: evil rich kid. Taj Mauri is essentially the same character

1416
01:07:34,920 --> 01:07:37,120
Speaker 2: as smart Guy, but slightly dumber.

1417
01:07:37,800 --> 01:07:41,600
Speaker 1: Five stars, five stars. All right, I've got the one star. Now.

1418
01:07:41,600 --> 01:07:43,360
Speaker 1: I don't agree with the one star, but I also

1419
01:07:43,360 --> 01:07:45,520
Speaker 1: don't agree with the five star. But this is from

1420
01:07:45,600 --> 01:07:49,320
Speaker 1: movie Attic twenty sixteen. I don't want to sound like

1421
01:07:49,400 --> 01:07:52,080
Speaker 1: some piece hippie, but the image of a boy being

1422
01:07:52,080 --> 01:07:54,480
Speaker 1: bitten an attack by a small dog could result in

1423
01:07:54,600 --> 01:07:57,960
Speaker 1: nightmares for children and headaches for the parents. Other than

1424
01:07:57,960 --> 01:08:00,920
Speaker 1: that small fact, this movie is still lousy. I wouldn't

1425
01:08:00,920 --> 01:08:04,920
Speaker 1: recommend it either way. Bad actors, bad dialogue, bad everything.

1426
01:08:05,520 --> 01:08:08,400
Speaker 1: Why I don't agree with that. Some of the dialogue

1427
01:08:08,400 --> 01:08:10,680
Speaker 1: wasn't great. The acting was not bad in this movie,

1428
01:08:10,760 --> 01:08:13,760
Speaker 1: and the cast is incredible. Yes, we're now coming to

1429
01:08:13,840 --> 01:08:16,240
Speaker 1: Sabrina's favorite portion of our program, and that is our

1430
01:08:16,280 --> 01:08:19,559
Speaker 1: feature presentation. The game this week is called Mix that Dog.

1431
01:08:20,800 --> 01:08:23,320
Speaker 1: In the modern era of dog breeding, weirdos have decided

1432
01:08:23,360 --> 01:08:25,400
Speaker 1: to put together different types of dogs to create these

1433
01:08:25,439 --> 01:08:28,880
Speaker 1: scientific experiment mashups that probably never should have made it

1434
01:08:28,880 --> 01:08:31,559
Speaker 1: in the first place. So we'll be given two breeds

1435
01:08:31,600 --> 01:08:35,360
Speaker 1: and we have to pick from multiple choice options which

1436
01:08:36,320 --> 01:08:39,040
Speaker 1: name these creatures have when they're mashed together. Three out

1437
01:08:39,080 --> 01:08:42,439
Speaker 1: of five wins. Oh God, here we go. Number Who

1438
01:08:42,479 --> 01:08:43,479
Speaker 1: are we playing with this week?

1439
01:08:45,720 --> 01:08:46,200
Speaker 2: I'm here.

1440
01:08:46,520 --> 01:08:51,040
Speaker 1: Hey, it's producer tre Great Heday. Number one. We have

1441
01:08:51,120 --> 01:08:53,639
Speaker 1: a chow chow and I assume all these are real

1442
01:08:53,720 --> 01:08:56,040
Speaker 1: by the way. We have a chow chow and a

1443
01:08:56,800 --> 01:09:02,959
Speaker 1: Siberian Husky. Is it a a south be a cybow,

1444
01:09:03,840 --> 01:09:07,400
Speaker 1: see a Tiberian or d a chosky?

1445
01:09:08,800 --> 01:09:12,080
Speaker 2: Ooh, I'm gonna go with d Chowsky.

1446
01:09:12,479 --> 01:09:19,160
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say ce Tiberian. Sabrina's right, it's d Wow.

1447
01:09:19,439 --> 01:09:21,000
Speaker 1: I would love one and one.

1448
01:09:21,800 --> 01:09:24,439
Speaker 2: I'm gonna make notes so I can look up what

1449
01:09:24,479 --> 01:09:26,120
Speaker 2: these animals look like.

1450
01:09:26,200 --> 01:09:29,920
Speaker 1: Good idea, Yes. Number two, a German shepherd and a pug. Oh,

1451
01:09:29,920 --> 01:09:32,439
Speaker 1: for the love of God, I hate to see that mating.

1452
01:09:34,240 --> 01:09:38,120
Speaker 1: Oh God, is it a a shug be a perman

1453
01:09:38,280 --> 01:09:42,920
Speaker 1: jepherd see a germug or D A pou guard.

1454
01:09:44,479 --> 01:09:46,720
Speaker 2: I think I'm gonna go as see germug.

1455
01:09:46,880 --> 01:09:48,280
Speaker 1: I am too, see germug.

1456
01:09:49,000 --> 01:09:52,719
Speaker 2: The answer is A A shug.

1457
01:09:53,000 --> 01:09:55,599
Speaker 1: Go for two. Okay, and you're one. You're one for two.

1458
01:09:56,400 --> 01:09:58,360
Speaker 1: Three A coyote and a dog.

1459
01:09:58,600 --> 01:10:01,800
Speaker 2: Oh it's coyote ces and right now it's everywhere around.

1460
01:10:01,920 --> 01:10:06,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're all around here. Is it a coyote, A

1461
01:10:06,439 --> 01:10:10,800
Speaker 1: B A coy dog? See a cog or D A dio.

1462
01:10:11,520 --> 01:10:14,120
Speaker 1: I think it's a a diote, isn't it?

1463
01:10:15,840 --> 01:10:18,920
Speaker 2: I don't know. I guess I'll go with you. Then

1464
01:10:19,080 --> 01:10:22,479
Speaker 2: A A diote? You are both wrong.

1465
01:10:22,560 --> 01:10:27,120
Speaker 1: The answer is be dammit, a coy dog. Terrible name.

1466
01:10:28,320 --> 01:10:30,920
Speaker 1: Uh so I'm all for three. I've already lost. You

1467
01:10:30,960 --> 01:10:33,000
Speaker 1: need to get the next two, right, Sabrina to win.

1468
01:10:33,600 --> 01:10:36,280
Speaker 1: Number four, A mastiff and a great Dane? Is it

1469
01:10:36,400 --> 01:10:40,600
Speaker 1: A A main? B A danif see a great mastiff

1470
01:10:40,760 --> 01:10:42,439
Speaker 1: or d A mate ganniff?

1471
01:10:52,560 --> 01:10:53,719
Speaker 2: I am a Maine.

1472
01:10:54,439 --> 01:10:59,160
Speaker 1: I'll say that too, a main. The answer is bugh,

1473
01:11:00,000 --> 01:11:03,080
Speaker 1: this horrible game. All right, So we both lost, but

1474
01:11:03,160 --> 01:11:05,400
Speaker 1: let's finish it out. Number five, A greyhound and a pointer.

1475
01:11:05,560 --> 01:11:10,639
Speaker 1: Is it a greyister? A Payhound, a Hounter, or a Grointer.

1476
01:11:10,920 --> 01:11:13,000
Speaker 1: I'm gonna pick d Greunter just because I like the

1477
01:11:13,000 --> 01:11:14,240
Speaker 1: sound of it and I know it's wrong, and I

1478
01:11:14,280 --> 01:11:15,519
Speaker 1: don't care de Greuter.

1479
01:11:16,040 --> 01:11:18,080
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go with a a Grayster.

1480
01:11:19,080 --> 01:11:21,840
Speaker 1: Sabrina's right, it's a wow. All right, So you got

1481
01:11:21,840 --> 01:11:22,599
Speaker 1: two out of five.

1482
01:11:23,000 --> 01:11:25,280
Speaker 2: I got two out of five. Damn it.

1483
01:11:25,360 --> 01:11:27,320
Speaker 1: That's terrible. Can we do a Sabrina ces please?

1484
01:11:31,640 --> 01:11:38,960
Speaker 2: Yes? Okay, So there was just some moments that really were,

1485
01:11:39,640 --> 01:11:42,800
Speaker 2: to be honest, these aren't the best Sabrina seas just

1486
01:11:43,000 --> 01:11:46,360
Speaker 2: I guess my kind of brain that's working while I'm

1487
01:11:46,400 --> 01:11:50,720
Speaker 2: watching it. It kind of at first wasn't very believable

1488
01:11:51,040 --> 01:11:55,400
Speaker 2: that Jay's brother was this, you know, bad military guy.

1489
01:11:55,439 --> 01:11:58,519
Speaker 2: He's yelling and doing his part when we first see him,

1490
01:11:58,760 --> 01:12:01,799
Speaker 2: but as soon as his I don't know, sergeant, I couldn't,

1491
01:12:01,800 --> 01:12:05,680
Speaker 2: I didn't the colonel General Colonel calls him over and

1492
01:12:05,880 --> 01:12:10,439
Speaker 2: and questions him about it. He becomes like so whiny,

1493
01:12:10,880 --> 01:12:13,920
Speaker 2: and that just was like, you would never be like

1494
01:12:14,000 --> 01:12:16,400
Speaker 2: that if you were really trained. There's just no way

1495
01:12:16,439 --> 01:12:18,920
Speaker 2: you'd be that whiny, like, oh well sorry, they just

1496
01:12:18,960 --> 01:12:21,679
Speaker 2: they don't get it. No, no, no, and I was like, whoa,

1497
01:12:22,600 --> 01:12:24,720
Speaker 2: and then he like gets back into character of what

1498
01:12:24,800 --> 01:12:28,559
Speaker 2: is thing. So that was just kind of funny. Oh okay,

1499
01:12:28,800 --> 01:12:32,880
Speaker 2: this secretary moment when first we find that this was

1500
01:12:32,920 --> 01:12:35,320
Speaker 2: another thing that I feel like they could have even

1501
01:12:35,360 --> 01:12:38,400
Speaker 2: beefed up more clearly they were trying. They it seemed

1502
01:12:38,439 --> 01:12:44,759
Speaker 2: like Ronnie probably stole the the you know Hall passes right.

1503
01:12:44,920 --> 01:12:46,360
Speaker 1: Right, yea, so they did.

1504
01:12:46,520 --> 01:12:48,479
Speaker 2: They kind of it, he's selling them, but it kind

1505
01:12:48,479 --> 01:12:50,920
Speaker 2: of just like breathed by it. It was like, and

1506
01:12:50,960 --> 01:12:53,400
Speaker 2: then brought up a little bit later, but these were

1507
01:12:53,479 --> 01:12:55,719
Speaker 2: this is just like a number of lists of things,

1508
01:12:55,760 --> 01:12:58,839
Speaker 2: like even when he got that was number one with Ronnie.

1509
01:12:58,920 --> 01:13:00,960
Speaker 2: But then it was like later on when he was like, oh,

1510
01:13:01,040 --> 01:13:03,160
Speaker 2: how did you know I lived here? And he's like, oh,

1511
01:13:03,200 --> 01:13:05,639
Speaker 2: you you get the magazines and he's like he didn't really,

1512
01:13:05,680 --> 01:13:07,519
Speaker 2: He's like, oh, I get them up the street. He

1513
01:13:07,640 --> 01:13:09,640
Speaker 2: should have been like you know what I mean, like

1514
01:13:10,400 --> 01:13:13,120
Speaker 2: diving into the fact that this kid is just like

1515
01:13:13,160 --> 01:13:16,160
Speaker 2: a jerk. He steals everything. He's obviously a klepto. Like

1516
01:13:16,520 --> 01:13:19,799
Speaker 2: there's just things about him that they just like let happen,

1517
01:13:19,920 --> 01:13:22,280
Speaker 2: but didn't blow it up because I think that would

1518
01:13:22,280 --> 01:13:25,280
Speaker 2: have made more reason towards the end of the movie

1519
01:13:25,640 --> 01:13:30,120
Speaker 2: for us to really be happy that Ronnie's the one

1520
01:13:30,120 --> 01:13:33,519
Speaker 2: that got you know, pinpointed for this, because other than that,

1521
01:13:33,600 --> 01:13:35,920
Speaker 2: it's kind of like, yeah, he's like a jerk little kid,

1522
01:13:35,960 --> 01:13:41,599
Speaker 2: but now he's in military school. Yeah right, yeah, okay.

1523
01:13:41,880 --> 01:13:45,839
Speaker 2: So but also with the secretary part, when she got

1524
01:13:45,960 --> 01:13:50,680
Speaker 2: up and her headset was still on the way, she

1525
01:13:50,840 --> 01:13:52,400
Speaker 2: reacted like, oh, I do that.

1526
01:13:52,360 --> 01:13:53,360
Speaker 1: All the time.

1527
01:13:53,680 --> 01:13:56,280
Speaker 2: I swear that had that looked like it was an

1528
01:13:56,320 --> 01:13:59,160
Speaker 2: accident that she just like went with, yeah, it's the

1529
01:13:59,200 --> 01:14:01,800
Speaker 2: way she got it was like, oh, I do that

1530
01:14:01,880 --> 01:14:04,040
Speaker 2: all the time, and just like kind of kept moving.

1531
01:14:04,200 --> 01:14:06,160
Speaker 2: I was like, I would have loved to know if

1532
01:14:06,200 --> 01:14:09,120
Speaker 2: that was a blooper, that that she made work kept right, yep,

1533
01:14:09,200 --> 01:14:13,960
Speaker 2: that they just that she made work the basket. These

1534
01:14:14,080 --> 01:14:17,280
Speaker 2: kinds of things with Disney movies, I think are funny

1535
01:14:17,280 --> 01:14:19,519
Speaker 2: to watch as an older I don't think I would

1536
01:14:19,520 --> 01:14:24,120
Speaker 2: have really one hundred percent noticed his weird basket like that. Like,

1537
01:14:24,200 --> 01:14:28,760
Speaker 2: first of all, boys that age don't have bikes with

1538
01:14:28,840 --> 01:14:31,920
Speaker 2: baskets anymore. But not only then that it wasn't even

1539
01:14:32,000 --> 01:14:35,840
Speaker 2: like a kind of a cool like leather or like

1540
01:14:35,920 --> 01:14:41,120
Speaker 2: some kind of you know Indiana Jones vibe. It was

1541
01:14:41,160 --> 01:14:43,800
Speaker 2: like a like a backing basket.

1542
01:14:44,320 --> 01:14:47,679
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just a basket, and so that's.

1543
01:14:47,520 --> 01:14:49,600
Speaker 2: The kind of stuff. I think it's funny to like

1544
01:14:49,800 --> 01:14:52,559
Speaker 2: clock because I probably would not have noticed that when

1545
01:14:52,560 --> 01:14:55,160
Speaker 2: I was younger, but like, as like a grown up,

1546
01:14:55,200 --> 01:14:59,240
Speaker 2: you're going no like boys, you know, kids that age,

1547
01:14:59,400 --> 01:15:03,320
Speaker 2: girls are no longer the white woven basket with daisies on.

1548
01:15:06,680 --> 01:15:08,760
Speaker 2: So it was just funny to kind of note, like,

1549
01:15:09,600 --> 01:15:13,519
Speaker 2: that's definitely something that is different now rewatching movies or

1550
01:15:13,600 --> 01:15:16,839
Speaker 2: watching them these movies at the same time, the random

1551
01:15:16,880 --> 01:15:19,720
Speaker 2: kiss threw me off again. I just really had a

1552
01:15:19,760 --> 01:15:23,479
Speaker 2: hard time because if they would have that's another thing

1553
01:15:23,520 --> 01:15:25,599
Speaker 2: with the writing, if they would have pulled it in

1554
01:15:25,680 --> 01:15:28,720
Speaker 2: at the end to like make it like now he

1555
01:15:28,880 --> 01:15:32,559
Speaker 2: got his real kiss, he's doing his whole presentation for

1556
01:15:32,680 --> 01:15:36,040
Speaker 2: her and her her situation. But no, it just was

1557
01:15:36,080 --> 01:15:40,000
Speaker 2: like a missed thing. The next thing was because of

1558
01:15:40,040 --> 01:15:43,800
Speaker 2: you and Taj and obviously they didn't know we would

1559
01:15:43,840 --> 01:15:47,479
Speaker 2: be rewatching this, but how funny. There's a moment where

1560
01:15:47,640 --> 01:15:51,520
Speaker 2: Ronnie says something call me or you know, beat me, fax.

1561
01:15:51,280 --> 01:15:52,320
Speaker 1: Me, blah blah blah.

1562
01:15:52,840 --> 01:15:58,160
Speaker 2: I would have loved that impossible, like call me, beat

1563
01:15:58,200 --> 01:16:02,679
Speaker 2: me if you want to reach me. Oh I don't,

1564
01:16:02,720 --> 01:16:05,680
Speaker 2: but could you imagine if it was that and he

1565
01:16:05,840 --> 01:16:08,559
Speaker 2: ends up doing christ Like a show with Christie, Like,

1566
01:16:08,560 --> 01:16:11,160
Speaker 2: oh my god, that would have been too much.

1567
01:16:11,200 --> 01:16:14,519
Speaker 1: I just like it was such much Disney.

1568
01:16:14,640 --> 01:16:18,120
Speaker 2: We didn't say. When we saw the cameo from our girlfriend,

1569
01:16:19,720 --> 01:16:22,840
Speaker 2: we did say it. It is when the poster making.

1570
01:16:22,920 --> 01:16:26,040
Speaker 2: For everyone that might want to watch this, it's when

1571
01:16:26,040 --> 01:16:29,960
Speaker 2: they're making the posters and he assigned someone to go

1572
01:16:30,040 --> 01:16:31,800
Speaker 2: with them. Did the boys to go with them to

1573
01:16:32,000 --> 01:16:34,639
Speaker 2: pass them out? The girl who questions it because those

1574
01:16:34,720 --> 01:16:37,880
Speaker 2: boys didn't even finish any of their posters. We've got

1575
01:16:37,920 --> 01:16:40,800
Speaker 2: our girl right there. She has like one line, are

1576
01:16:40,800 --> 01:16:44,000
Speaker 2: you kidding me? They haven't even finished their posters? And

1577
01:16:44,040 --> 01:16:46,719
Speaker 2: then we move on. But it's her first total, first

1578
01:16:46,720 --> 01:16:51,200
Speaker 2: moment on Disney. You cannot forget her gorgeous face. She's

1579
01:16:51,280 --> 01:16:54,320
Speaker 2: adorable in this movie. She's young, she's fun, she's bright,

1580
01:16:54,479 --> 01:16:57,840
Speaker 2: she's perfect for Disney. That's my last one. Oh no,

1581
01:16:58,520 --> 01:17:03,920
Speaker 2: it's a bitsy spider. You passed right over it, I said, so,

1582
01:17:04,120 --> 01:17:07,440
Speaker 2: I know. But these little moments, although they were silly,

1583
01:17:07,720 --> 01:17:11,080
Speaker 2: that's when we got to see him do some really funny,

1584
01:17:11,280 --> 01:17:15,360
Speaker 2: just comedic, like silly stuff, got him in silly positions.

1585
01:17:15,400 --> 01:17:18,000
Speaker 2: He's falling on the ice, he's doing the singing thing.

1586
01:17:18,520 --> 01:17:22,120
Speaker 2: It's wacky, it's wacky, and for some reason he's singing,

1587
01:17:23,560 --> 01:17:28,600
Speaker 2: went up the dlane and he's rolling his rs in

1588
01:17:28,680 --> 01:17:31,639
Speaker 2: the weirdest way. But to me it was like, this

1589
01:17:31,840 --> 01:17:35,280
Speaker 2: showed him in a wacky, fun comic thing, and like

1590
01:17:35,320 --> 01:17:37,679
Speaker 2: when you've got such a funny actor, you've got somebody

1591
01:17:37,680 --> 01:17:38,719
Speaker 2: who's just so great.

1592
01:17:39,360 --> 01:17:40,040
Speaker 1: Giving him a.

1593
01:17:39,960 --> 01:17:44,519
Speaker 2: Couple scenes like this was actually I thought, Golden, I just.

1594
01:17:44,479 --> 01:17:47,320
Speaker 1: Wish it was earned. But yes, he's great. He was

1595
01:17:47,360 --> 01:17:51,000
Speaker 1: always great. Well that's it, Thank you so much. We now,

1596
01:17:51,080 --> 01:17:53,160
Speaker 1: of course come to our part of our program. We

1597
01:17:53,240 --> 01:17:56,160
Speaker 1: have to rate the film we saw. We're doing one

1598
01:17:56,240 --> 01:18:00,479
Speaker 1: out of ten this week. We're giving it the most time,

1599
01:18:00,600 --> 01:18:02,960
Speaker 1: and we'll make five in the middle those weeks. You

1600
01:18:03,040 --> 01:18:08,439
Speaker 1: do so, I know, But here are our possibilities this week.

1601
01:18:08,479 --> 01:18:10,880
Speaker 1: One out of ten dcom Dead Dads, let's not pick

1602
01:18:10,960 --> 01:18:14,480
Speaker 1: that one. One out of ten unusable video game controllers,

1603
01:18:15,520 --> 01:18:19,880
Speaker 1: kick pool houses, President Jackie Chan's, one at a ten

1604
01:18:19,960 --> 01:18:24,040
Speaker 1: Spanish rice epidemics. One out of ten infected hash Browns,

1605
01:18:24,880 --> 01:18:29,040
Speaker 1: quickly printed bumper stickers one out of ten, backfiring jars

1606
01:18:29,040 --> 01:18:33,280
Speaker 1: of marbles, barks and fangs one out of ten. Bags

1607
01:18:33,280 --> 01:18:36,840
Speaker 1: of whole rotisserie chickens one out of ten. Ronnie Diskman's

1608
01:18:37,120 --> 01:18:40,639
Speaker 1: or I'm gonna add one out of ten? Nuzzling Gerbils.

1609
01:18:40,680 --> 01:18:44,000
Speaker 1: What would you like to pick? Sabrina? It is up

1610
01:18:44,000 --> 01:18:46,640
Speaker 1: to you your pick this week, and I hope you

1611
01:18:46,680 --> 01:18:50,240
Speaker 1: pick nuzzling gerbils, but that's just up to me. So

1612
01:18:51,960 --> 01:18:53,960
Speaker 1: what is your pick? Gonna be?

1613
01:18:59,120 --> 01:18:59,640
Speaker 2: Nuttling?

1614
01:19:00,280 --> 01:19:07,599
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm so glad you picked nuzzling germil that it

1615
01:19:07,640 --> 01:19:10,080
Speaker 1: doesn't make it better. It doesn't make it better when

1616
01:19:10,080 --> 01:19:13,160
Speaker 1: you add the visual. I'm telling you, it doesn't make

1617
01:19:13,200 --> 01:19:17,000
Speaker 1: it better. O yikes.

1618
01:19:17,080 --> 01:19:20,040
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I don't remember who rates first?

1619
01:19:20,080 --> 01:19:21,160
Speaker 1: Do you remember who goes first?

1620
01:19:21,720 --> 01:19:30,200
Speaker 2: Uh? It's my turn? Oh man? Okay, So this movie

1621
01:19:30,520 --> 01:19:34,080
Speaker 2: actually was an easier watch than others, I will say,

1622
01:19:34,120 --> 01:19:36,760
Speaker 2: and I know what I really supposed to compare them

1623
01:19:36,800 --> 01:19:41,080
Speaker 2: to others, but it was It wasn't a movie. I

1624
01:19:41,080 --> 01:19:45,040
Speaker 2: will say. There was moments where I was possibly, you know,

1625
01:19:45,400 --> 01:19:50,439
Speaker 2: folding laundry, doing things, watching, but I didn't have to

1626
01:19:50,439 --> 01:19:54,120
Speaker 2: turn it off for me again, and I really put

1627
01:19:54,160 --> 01:19:57,280
Speaker 2: that on how great this cast was. It made it

1628
01:19:57,320 --> 01:20:03,679
Speaker 2: to where for me going to you know, getting too

1629
01:20:03,880 --> 01:20:07,680
Speaker 2: into the particulars I was able to, especially because the

1630
01:20:07,720 --> 01:20:11,479
Speaker 2: cast was young. You could tell Shiah was so young,

1631
01:20:11,960 --> 01:20:14,200
Speaker 2: you know, Taj like you just you were. I was

1632
01:20:14,240 --> 01:20:17,799
Speaker 2: able to recognize him, keep my brain in the idea

1633
01:20:17,840 --> 01:20:22,240
Speaker 2: of like this was early or Disney, which means this

1634
01:20:22,400 --> 01:20:28,280
Speaker 2: d com was geared towards a fourth to sixth grader, right,

1635
01:20:28,400 --> 01:20:32,880
Speaker 2: like a younger a younger demo than what I think

1636
01:20:33,280 --> 01:20:38,799
Speaker 2: the d coms are now. And so I it didn't

1637
01:20:38,840 --> 01:20:42,360
Speaker 2: sit high as well we've been seeing, but it certainly

1638
01:20:42,400 --> 01:20:44,559
Speaker 2: wasn't as low as we've gone. I mean, when I

1639
01:20:44,600 --> 01:20:47,599
Speaker 2: think of the last time with Taj we saw push

1640
01:20:47,640 --> 01:20:52,280
Speaker 2: point point. This was for me a lot better than that.

1641
01:20:53,280 --> 01:20:59,519
Speaker 2: So I gave this one a six point five nuzzle Langer.

1642
01:21:00,600 --> 01:21:05,760
Speaker 1: Yeah that's all right. You know I'm not too far

1643
01:21:05,800 --> 01:21:08,200
Speaker 1: away from you, Okay. The only reason I'm not too

1644
01:21:08,240 --> 01:21:10,080
Speaker 1: far away from you is because of the cast. Yes,

1645
01:21:10,320 --> 01:21:12,920
Speaker 1: the cast is great. The story, a lot of it

1646
01:21:12,960 --> 01:21:15,960
Speaker 1: made absolutely no sense to me. The dog being nice

1647
01:21:15,960 --> 01:21:17,920
Speaker 1: and then being mean and then being nice again, and

1648
01:21:17,920 --> 01:21:19,640
Speaker 1: it turns out it just needed to run around and

1649
01:21:19,680 --> 01:21:23,600
Speaker 1: have sex. Was weird. A lot of the story just

1650
01:21:23,600 --> 01:21:28,400
Speaker 1: didn't make sense. But again Taj and then Shia and

1651
01:21:28,439 --> 01:21:30,400
Speaker 1: then you throw in Ed Bagley Junior. I mean that's

1652
01:21:30,400 --> 01:21:33,320
Speaker 1: gonna save it to me. So I'm giving this one.

1653
01:21:33,360 --> 01:21:35,439
Speaker 1: I will give it because of the cast and the

1654
01:21:35,479 --> 01:21:40,320
Speaker 1: cast alone, I'm gonna give it six. Okay, Gerbils. Any

1655
01:21:40,360 --> 01:21:42,120
Speaker 1: other cast this would have been a two or three

1656
01:21:42,160 --> 01:21:44,960
Speaker 1: to me where because the story was just really weird.

1657
01:21:45,439 --> 01:21:49,360
Speaker 1: But the cast saved it because they're great. So yeah,

1658
01:21:49,479 --> 01:21:52,439
Speaker 1: very excited. But let's see what our next movie is

1659
01:21:52,439 --> 01:21:56,040
Speaker 1: gonna do. Our next movie is a cult classic and

1660
01:21:56,360 --> 01:21:58,280
Speaker 1: just in time for her return to music and the

1661
01:21:58,360 --> 01:22:02,000
Speaker 1: opening in a mom friend group. Hmmm. We've got Hillary

1662
01:22:02,080 --> 01:22:05,040
Speaker 1: duff In, Cadet Kelly. It also stars my good friend

1663
01:22:05,120 --> 01:22:07,200
Speaker 1: Christy Carlson Romano, So this is going to be a

1664
01:22:07,200 --> 01:22:09,519
Speaker 1: fun one. It is streaming right now in Disney Plus,

1665
01:22:09,520 --> 01:22:10,960
Speaker 1: so if you're the type who does their homework a

1666
01:22:11,000 --> 01:22:15,400
Speaker 1: week before it's due, then get on it. But before that, guys, oh,

1667
01:22:15,520 --> 01:22:17,680
Speaker 1: we have a really special Park Copper episode for you.

1668
01:22:17,760 --> 01:22:21,200
Speaker 1: We interviewed our first ever actor who sat in the

1669
01:22:21,280 --> 01:22:24,280
Speaker 1: Dabney Reynolds chair. Yes, we classed this place up with

1670
01:22:24,360 --> 01:22:28,600
Speaker 1: actor and activist six time Emmy nominee, the legendary Ed

1671
01:22:28,640 --> 01:22:31,880
Speaker 1: Bagley Junior. I swear to god, this is real, and

1672
01:22:32,000 --> 01:22:34,240
Speaker 1: with all the history on his resume, we somehow decided

1673
01:22:34,280 --> 01:22:37,320
Speaker 1: to talk to him about how did So let's get

1674
01:22:37,320 --> 01:22:38,920
Speaker 1: a little preview of what to expect.

1675
01:22:40,160 --> 01:22:42,240
Speaker 3: Being in Salt Lake with fun. I've been there before

1676
01:22:42,280 --> 01:22:45,040
Speaker 3: and I loved working on the movie. And the script

1677
01:22:45,120 --> 01:22:48,960
Speaker 3: was charming and funny and it's quirky, and we enjoyed it,

1678
01:22:49,040 --> 01:22:51,800
Speaker 3: you know, we enjoyed every minute of it. And I

1679
01:22:51,840 --> 01:22:54,200
Speaker 3: had my daughter with me by at that point, very

1680
01:22:54,200 --> 01:22:57,200
Speaker 3: young daughters, he's about two or something. So ever in

1681
01:22:57,280 --> 01:23:01,080
Speaker 3: a little peak park of walking around around Salt Lake,

1682
01:23:01,600 --> 01:23:03,679
Speaker 3: and the snow was great. We don't get ato snow

1683
01:23:03,720 --> 01:23:05,880
Speaker 3: in La so she was in heaven.

1684
01:23:07,600 --> 01:23:10,759
Speaker 1: It was such an awesome conversation. Yep. Still can't believe

1685
01:23:10,760 --> 01:23:12,360
Speaker 1: he came on the show. You don't want to miss

1686
01:23:12,400 --> 01:23:14,560
Speaker 1: this one, so make sure you are subscribed to the

1687
01:23:14,600 --> 01:23:16,760
Speaker 1: dedicated Magical Rewind feed so it ends up in your

1688
01:23:16,760 --> 01:23:19,439
Speaker 1: library the moment it's released. And for more info, you

1689
01:23:19,439 --> 01:23:21,680
Speaker 1: can follow us at Magical rewind pod which is on

1690
01:23:21,720 --> 01:23:24,080
Speaker 1: the Instagram machine, which is on your telephonic device right

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01:23:24,120 --> 01:23:27,400
Speaker 1: there in your pocket. You can do that now, Thanks everybody,

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Speaker 1: Bye bye