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Speaker 1: Jubils dirty little secret. Everybody has dealt with the person

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Speaker 1: who's on the phone for a dirty little secret today.

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Speaker 1: Most people don't like them. Some people are them, though,

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Speaker 1: text in four one six one. Tell us you have

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Speaker 1: a dirty little secret, and we'll let you say whatever

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Speaker 1: it is on the show. And you're free to say

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Speaker 1: whatever you want because we keep everybody anonymous. That's why

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Speaker 1: everybody gets a fake anonymous nickname and on the phone

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Speaker 1: right now to tell us a dirty little secret. That

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Speaker 1: person with a really loud laugh in a restaurant like

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Speaker 1: super loud, I suck. I don't know, But what's up

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Speaker 1: loud laugher in restaurants? How are you pretty quiet? It

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Speaker 1: doesn't sound like you have that lot of a laugh,

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Speaker 1: I guess. But anyway, you have a dirty little secret. Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: what is it? Yeah it's okay. So, oh my gosh.

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Speaker 1: So a little while back, I actually broke my tailbone.

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Speaker 1: Whoa ouch? Is that the secret? Well that I couldn't

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Speaker 1: hide obviously it was like terrible. Um everyone knew, you know,

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Speaker 1: like my gayly and my friends. When I worked, everybody

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Speaker 1: knew I've broke my tailbone. Um, but I lied about

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Speaker 1: how it happened. Oh really? Okay, well do you ask

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Speaker 1: for a lie or the truth? Now, well we know

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Speaker 1: why you lied based on your story, or do you

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Speaker 1: need to tell us why you lied first, I'll tell

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Speaker 1: you why I lied. Okay, Well the truth will set

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Speaker 1: you free. Yeah yeah, So why are you lying to

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Speaker 1: people about how you broke your tailbone? So I'm like

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Speaker 1: way too embarrassed about Like, this is one of those

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Speaker 1: things I would not tell anyone because it's like kind

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Speaker 1: of cringe. All right, So it's a cringe way that

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Speaker 1: you broke your tailbone? What did you do? Okay? Do

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Speaker 1: you know those like stripper workout videos? Yeah, I've heard

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Speaker 1: of them. I've never actually I've tried. I wanted to

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Speaker 1: do stripper size, but you know, I haven't purched the

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Speaker 1: DVDs yet. Yeah, so yeah, but I have heard of them. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they have like classes, but I was too embarrassed to

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Speaker 1: go to one of those classes. So like, not only

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Speaker 1: did I, you know, find the video, but I ordered

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Speaker 1: one of those poles for your house. Okay, I think

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Speaker 1: I know where this is going. Yeah, so you order

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Speaker 1: you know, you like attach it to the ceiling and

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Speaker 1: the floor, and I like made sure it was secure

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Speaker 1: and everything, and I was like really confident about how

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Speaker 1: it was going to go down. Um, so I started

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Speaker 1: doing the workout and I was like splinging around on it,

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Speaker 1: and I clearly did not install it right because it

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Speaker 1: crashed down so hard, so bad that I couldn't stop

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Speaker 1: myself and just like shattered my tailbook. Oh if the

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Speaker 1: poll actually fell on top of you or oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: it absolutely not only did my tailbone hit the ground,

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Speaker 1: but I was so gripping the pole. So you're still

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Speaker 1: dedicated to are still wrapped around the stripper pole? And

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Speaker 1: please tell me you got that on video? Oh my gosh.

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Speaker 1: You know, it's like so funny because I did get

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Speaker 1: it on video because I was like trying to watch

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Speaker 1: my form and you know people post those videos, but

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Speaker 1: I am way too embarrassed. I mean, totally funny. You

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Speaker 1: should just like blow your face out. Oh yeah, if

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Speaker 1: you blow it out, I'd be Okay. There's a thought,

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Speaker 1: do you know, well you actually you know, did you

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Speaker 1: get the strip of pole to practice for stripping or

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Speaker 1: was it just strictly fitness? It was like fitness, but

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Speaker 1: you know when you're also just like this might be

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Speaker 1: good for my self esteem and then absolutely, the opposite happened.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be so hot, like I'm gonna show them,

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Speaker 1: you know, I bring over. I want to show them

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Speaker 1: what I can do. The next guy that I meet

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Speaker 1: from Tender, that I invite over here to Netflix and chill,

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Speaker 1: he's gonna see my stripper pole and he's gonna ask

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Speaker 1: me about it, and I'd be like, yeah, I do

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Speaker 1: the stripple workout you want to see. And then he's

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Speaker 1: gonna be like, oh my god, this chick is so bomb.

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Speaker 1: The next thing, you know, next thing you know, you're

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Speaker 1: in a wheelchair. That's hilarious. Well, hopefully you post a

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Speaker 1: video someday, and if you do, send it to us

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Speaker 1: because it would love to see it. Please, I definitely would.

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Speaker 1: All Right, well, thank you for telling us your dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret. Thank you. What's your dirty little secret.