1 00:00:01,120 --> 00:00:10,719 Speaker 1: Hi, the Unofficial Expert Podcast and Marie, how you doing? 2 00:00:11,880 --> 00:00:15,160 Speaker 1: I thought you were asking the listen. I'm good, I'm good. 3 00:00:15,200 --> 00:00:18,239 Speaker 1: How are you doing? I'm fabulous? Why? I don't know. 4 00:00:18,920 --> 00:00:20,639 Speaker 2: People want to know why. They're like, what the hell's 5 00:00:20,640 --> 00:00:22,800 Speaker 2: going on with you? Says, well, you know, I got 6 00:00:22,800 --> 00:00:24,760 Speaker 2: a birthday coming in and. 7 00:00:24,720 --> 00:00:29,960 Speaker 1: You're turning a million A million in five that's what 8 00:00:30,120 --> 00:00:34,440 Speaker 1: I'm turning. It looks radiant. Ah, yeah, I'm sexiest mummy. 9 00:00:34,440 --> 00:00:34,680 Speaker 1: We know. 10 00:00:35,080 --> 00:00:39,160 Speaker 2: I'm saying this because I'm just trying to project better 11 00:00:39,680 --> 00:00:43,440 Speaker 2: energy than I've been doing before. So if I say 12 00:00:43,440 --> 00:00:45,440 Speaker 2: it out loud and then I might feel it. 13 00:00:45,680 --> 00:00:48,320 Speaker 1: No, no, know what that means. The bullshit, that's what it is. 14 00:00:48,440 --> 00:00:51,400 Speaker 2: I'm bullshit right now saying I'm acting like I'm happy, 15 00:00:51,440 --> 00:00:54,240 Speaker 2: but you know, inside I'm like, yeah, yeah. 16 00:00:54,880 --> 00:00:57,400 Speaker 1: What's the thing on winning the poo? What is it? 17 00:00:57,560 --> 00:00:59,480 Speaker 1: You said? The sad one? Yeah, that's. 18 00:01:01,120 --> 00:01:04,720 Speaker 2: Well, I'm not gonna say I'm a donkey, So I'm coolest. 19 00:01:04,280 --> 00:01:09,119 Speaker 1: Donkey in the jungle. Shout out to H and M. 20 00:01:09,160 --> 00:01:12,160 Speaker 1: That's me. I'm that dude. Listeners. 21 00:01:13,080 --> 00:01:16,319 Speaker 2: Can y'all send me if anybody has like a boy's 22 00:01:16,440 --> 00:01:18,560 Speaker 2: large of that H and m coolest Monkeys in the 23 00:01:18,600 --> 00:01:20,240 Speaker 2: jungle sweatshirt and you want to send it to me, 24 00:01:20,400 --> 00:01:22,880 Speaker 2: please message me, because I feel like it didn't even 25 00:01:22,920 --> 00:01:25,400 Speaker 2: get to get out like they did. It was on 26 00:01:25,520 --> 00:01:29,960 Speaker 2: the stores they pulled it. It was yeah, Achan M, 27 00:01:29,959 --> 00:01:30,800 Speaker 2: what the fuck? 28 00:01:30,880 --> 00:01:33,880 Speaker 1: Who is? You have a whole team, a whole team. 29 00:01:33,880 --> 00:01:35,560 Speaker 2: But you know what, I knew they would pull some 30 00:01:35,560 --> 00:01:37,959 Speaker 2: shit like that because they jackets don't even have lining 31 00:01:38,040 --> 00:01:38,319 Speaker 2: in it. 32 00:01:38,520 --> 00:01:39,800 Speaker 1: That's how you knew. That's how I knew. 33 00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:41,959 Speaker 3: You knew they were gonna pull some some black popl 34 00:01:42,040 --> 00:01:45,199 Speaker 3: or monkey stuff because they didn't have lining in their jackets. 35 00:01:45,240 --> 00:01:47,280 Speaker 2: Okay, a lot of their pockets not even real. So 36 00:01:50,120 --> 00:01:53,960 Speaker 2: hate I loathe a sowne, shut pocket. I hate it. 37 00:01:53,960 --> 00:01:55,960 Speaker 1: It's rude. It is. I have things. 38 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:59,720 Speaker 2: I have chapstick, I have dollar bills, I have things condoms. 39 00:01:59,720 --> 00:02:04,440 Speaker 1: I have condoms. So you got some dental yo. I 40 00:02:04,480 --> 00:02:05,080 Speaker 1: got floss. 41 00:02:05,160 --> 00:02:06,800 Speaker 2: I got old floss that I use and I put 42 00:02:06,840 --> 00:02:07,840 Speaker 2: in those little pockets too. 43 00:02:08,040 --> 00:02:10,400 Speaker 1: And then I figured, I'm be like, what gift. It 44 00:02:10,520 --> 00:02:13,160 Speaker 1: sounds like you maybe don't need real pockets. It's like 45 00:02:13,280 --> 00:02:15,800 Speaker 1: this is a good thank you. That's disgusting. 46 00:02:16,400 --> 00:02:19,639 Speaker 2: I love checking my pockets in all my jackets because 47 00:02:19,639 --> 00:02:21,280 Speaker 2: then I find little things like that like floss, and 48 00:02:21,320 --> 00:02:22,040 Speaker 2: I'm like, so. 49 00:02:22,040 --> 00:02:25,240 Speaker 3: The other day I needed so the laundry machine in 50 00:02:25,240 --> 00:02:27,520 Speaker 3: my building, Like you have to get a card and 51 00:02:27,520 --> 00:02:30,400 Speaker 3: then you, you know, do whats uch gentrification. I want 52 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:33,720 Speaker 3: to use coins, honestly, I do miss coins, but it 53 00:02:33,919 --> 00:02:36,480 Speaker 3: only takes five tens twenties, yes, And I don't like 54 00:02:36,480 --> 00:02:38,359 Speaker 3: putting twenty dollar bills in there because I'll be needing them, 55 00:02:38,480 --> 00:02:39,960 Speaker 3: so I will trying to put like five dollars in 56 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:42,080 Speaker 3: at a time. The other day I was looking for money, 57 00:02:42,320 --> 00:02:44,840 Speaker 3: checked all of my cold pockets, all of my pants pockets, 58 00:02:44,919 --> 00:02:48,280 Speaker 3: couldn't find any five dollars bill, found a bunch of 59 00:02:48,320 --> 00:02:53,560 Speaker 3: twenties and edibles like random edible candies from who even knows. 60 00:02:53,360 --> 00:02:53,919 Speaker 1: How long ago. 61 00:02:53,960 --> 00:02:55,880 Speaker 2: I know, but you're being sobered this month, so like 62 00:02:55,919 --> 00:02:57,440 Speaker 2: that's probably why they're piling up. 63 00:02:58,240 --> 00:03:01,080 Speaker 3: I mean, I'm smoking weeds still. I'm just not drinking 64 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:03,280 Speaker 3: for the month of January. 65 00:03:03,560 --> 00:03:05,200 Speaker 2: But I feel like you knew that I didn't know 66 00:03:05,400 --> 00:03:07,959 Speaker 2: you did know that I was so no because the 67 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:08,720 Speaker 2: other day I was like, I. 68 00:03:08,639 --> 00:03:11,400 Speaker 1: Have cramps, I'm gonna smoke weed. 69 00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:17,800 Speaker 3: Listen, I spent the other day yesterday dreaming, just feening 70 00:03:17,919 --> 00:03:18,560 Speaker 3: for some wine. 71 00:03:18,639 --> 00:03:21,919 Speaker 1: I was like, damn, You're like, this is every day? 72 00:03:22,560 --> 00:03:26,280 Speaker 1: Is it? Every day? Every day? Like the wine? 73 00:03:26,480 --> 00:03:28,040 Speaker 3: I had some pasta. I was like, you know what 74 00:03:28,200 --> 00:03:31,600 Speaker 3: pairs well with pasta? Something red with alcohol in it. 75 00:03:31,960 --> 00:03:34,160 Speaker 2: But yeah, I'd be like, I just need one glass, 76 00:03:34,200 --> 00:03:35,920 Speaker 2: and then a glass turned into a gallon and then 77 00:03:35,960 --> 00:03:36,920 Speaker 2: I'm underneath. 78 00:03:36,600 --> 00:03:38,640 Speaker 1: A bridge like sucking in deck. 79 00:03:42,240 --> 00:03:44,640 Speaker 2: Because listeners in cashy'all don't know. That's the only thing 80 00:03:44,680 --> 00:03:46,600 Speaker 2: that happens under a bridge is people suck dick. Yeah, 81 00:03:47,080 --> 00:03:49,000 Speaker 2: so I've learned that the hard way. If you look 82 00:03:49,080 --> 00:03:51,119 Speaker 2: up one day and your Uber driver took a wrong 83 00:03:51,160 --> 00:03:52,480 Speaker 2: turn and you're under a bridge, you have. 84 00:03:53,520 --> 00:03:55,280 Speaker 1: And then you still got to pay because it charges 85 00:03:55,320 --> 00:03:59,280 Speaker 1: your car automatically, just in case you thought you were 86 00:03:59,320 --> 00:04:01,640 Speaker 1: going to get that right driver to venmou the rest 87 00:04:01,680 --> 00:04:04,520 Speaker 1: of your money bag and then give him three stars. Okay, 88 00:04:04,560 --> 00:04:07,920 Speaker 1: So anyway you had what was I saying? I don't 89 00:04:07,920 --> 00:04:08,240 Speaker 1: even know what? 90 00:04:08,280 --> 00:04:11,000 Speaker 2: Also, no, I forgot too honestly, that was fast that 91 00:04:11,440 --> 00:04:16,080 Speaker 2: you talked too fastest, Well you're in a laundromat. Oh no, 92 00:04:16,120 --> 00:04:17,800 Speaker 2: I just kept finding I was done with that story. 93 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:20,159 Speaker 2: I just kept finding drugs and twenty dollars bill and. 94 00:04:20,200 --> 00:04:21,960 Speaker 1: Not the five dollars. Not the five dollars. 95 00:04:22,040 --> 00:04:25,440 Speaker 2: Well, speaking of five dollars, you got five. Am an 96 00:04:25,520 --> 00:04:28,479 Speaker 2: expert in losing money. 97 00:04:29,040 --> 00:04:30,560 Speaker 1: That's what you did this week is lose a lot 98 00:04:30,600 --> 00:04:32,599 Speaker 1: of money. Can I tell you what happened? Of course 99 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:36,040 Speaker 1: you can. On a show with a friend, I was like, hey, 100 00:04:36,120 --> 00:04:39,120 Speaker 1: let's go to the diner to get what what else? 101 00:04:39,480 --> 00:04:41,800 Speaker 1: We didn't go to the waffle place? No, no, no, no, 102 00:04:42,120 --> 00:04:43,760 Speaker 1: I went to another spot. But who were you with? 103 00:04:44,080 --> 00:04:47,839 Speaker 1: I was with Calvin Cato. Yes, OK, shame expert, Yes, 104 00:04:48,040 --> 00:04:50,880 Speaker 1: got it. Well, he doesn't want me telling the story 105 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:52,920 Speaker 1: because then he's gonna people don't think I have money, 106 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:53,839 Speaker 1: So please. 107 00:04:53,680 --> 00:04:56,440 Speaker 2: Tell me the story Calvin's card that got declined? Yes 108 00:04:57,800 --> 00:05:00,240 Speaker 2: he could, Calvin, Baby, you could a more off. No, 109 00:05:01,120 --> 00:05:05,480 Speaker 2: we're there, We're sitting down, wee Kiki laughing. I'm also 110 00:05:05,600 --> 00:05:08,120 Speaker 2: complaining about how I don't have any money the whole time. Yes, yes, 111 00:05:08,320 --> 00:05:09,880 Speaker 2: because you got to put the seat into the friend 112 00:05:09,880 --> 00:05:11,080 Speaker 2: of like, hey, when does check come? 113 00:05:11,440 --> 00:05:15,480 Speaker 1: It's on you? You got this, You got us boom boom, 114 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:17,920 Speaker 1: And then you gotta look real sad like I just 115 00:05:18,760 --> 00:05:21,160 Speaker 1: oh my, I have a swipe when I get out 116 00:05:21,200 --> 00:05:23,440 Speaker 1: of here, you know, things like that. And then the 117 00:05:24,160 --> 00:05:26,040 Speaker 1: check came and I had a ten dollar bill because 118 00:05:26,040 --> 00:05:26,880 Speaker 1: I got paid for the. 119 00:05:27,040 --> 00:05:29,719 Speaker 3: Show thirty dollars a balance. Oh, they gave you thirty 120 00:05:29,839 --> 00:05:34,280 Speaker 3: whole American dollars. I was like, ow, wow, that's partial 121 00:05:34,320 --> 00:05:38,760 Speaker 3: wig right there. So one one clearance just went on sale. 122 00:05:39,320 --> 00:05:41,240 Speaker 2: So then he's like, you know what, I got it? 123 00:05:41,320 --> 00:05:43,599 Speaker 2: I said, week what Calvin? And I was like, Calvin 124 00:05:43,680 --> 00:05:45,560 Speaker 2: is poor like us, So I was counting real like. 125 00:05:45,640 --> 00:05:47,280 Speaker 2: I was like no, no, no, no, dude, here he's 126 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:48,359 Speaker 2: I was like, no. 127 00:05:48,440 --> 00:05:50,320 Speaker 1: It's fine. He's like, no, no, you know what, I 128 00:05:50,440 --> 00:05:52,040 Speaker 1: have friends that pay for me all the time. I'm 129 00:05:52,040 --> 00:05:52,359 Speaker 1: paying you. 130 00:05:52,440 --> 00:05:54,840 Speaker 2: Actually kind of sound like Calvin when you take no, no, 131 00:05:55,400 --> 00:05:58,040 Speaker 2: I'm paying for it. And I was like, oh who 132 00:05:58,120 --> 00:06:00,360 Speaker 2: who you fucking? Who paid for everything happened? 133 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:02,600 Speaker 1: Tell the truth. He's like, no, my friends take me out. 134 00:06:02,640 --> 00:06:04,240 Speaker 1: I was like, what friends go and got this taken 135 00:06:04,600 --> 00:06:08,080 Speaker 1: you second? Anyway? So what bridge you see it done? No? 136 00:06:08,279 --> 00:06:10,479 Speaker 1: He's like really, his friends go out and he doesn't 137 00:06:10,520 --> 00:06:11,800 Speaker 1: have to pay. And I was like, that is true. 138 00:06:11,839 --> 00:06:15,160 Speaker 1: That's how I think sometimes too not really, but anyway, 139 00:06:15,200 --> 00:06:17,600 Speaker 1: he pays and I put the ten dollars back in 140 00:06:17,640 --> 00:06:18,039 Speaker 1: my pocket. 141 00:06:18,240 --> 00:06:22,000 Speaker 2: Leave. I get out of the train when I'm almost 142 00:06:22,040 --> 00:06:24,880 Speaker 2: home and I see something fly out. 143 00:06:24,720 --> 00:06:25,239 Speaker 1: Of my pocket. 144 00:06:25,320 --> 00:06:27,360 Speaker 2: I said, oh, that looks like a receipt. Well, I'm 145 00:06:27,400 --> 00:06:29,200 Speaker 2: not going to be getting it. And it's going across 146 00:06:29,240 --> 00:06:31,520 Speaker 2: the street and I'm looking. I'm like, but I didn't 147 00:06:31,560 --> 00:06:33,080 Speaker 2: buy anything that I would have. 148 00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:37,240 Speaker 1: A RECEIPTT what happened? So it's rolling and I said, 149 00:06:37,279 --> 00:06:39,920 Speaker 1: well it's gone. And then I was like, fuck, maybe 150 00:06:39,920 --> 00:06:42,800 Speaker 1: I need that receipt. I said, fuck it, this too windy. 151 00:06:42,600 --> 00:06:44,840 Speaker 2: It's too cold, I ain't got no hat on and 152 00:06:45,320 --> 00:06:48,040 Speaker 2: my heart is racing. This is like, yes, I get 153 00:06:48,120 --> 00:06:48,719 Speaker 2: to the house. 154 00:06:48,960 --> 00:06:49,560 Speaker 1: The climax. 155 00:06:49,720 --> 00:06:51,840 Speaker 2: I get to the house, I pull everything out of 156 00:06:51,920 --> 00:06:54,480 Speaker 2: my coat. I got the twenty dollars bill, But where 157 00:06:54,600 --> 00:06:57,320 Speaker 2: the fuck is the ten That wasn't a receipt, bitch, 158 00:06:57,400 --> 00:07:00,760 Speaker 2: It was the ten dollars he paid it for. 159 00:07:01,160 --> 00:07:03,680 Speaker 1: But Carmon was like, nah, you're gonna pay that ten. 160 00:07:03,880 --> 00:07:06,000 Speaker 2: Wait the ten dollars fell out of your pocket and 161 00:07:06,120 --> 00:07:07,880 Speaker 2: blew across the street, and you thought it was a receipt. 162 00:07:07,880 --> 00:07:10,400 Speaker 1: I thought it was you see. This is why I 163 00:07:10,520 --> 00:07:11,400 Speaker 1: can't stand. 164 00:07:11,520 --> 00:07:17,040 Speaker 2: New poor people, because I see money from like and 165 00:07:17,080 --> 00:07:18,640 Speaker 2: I don't even have eyes out are that great? 166 00:07:18,680 --> 00:07:21,560 Speaker 1: I see money from blacks miles away and I'd be like, 167 00:07:21,600 --> 00:07:23,120 Speaker 1: oh that's a that's a twenty dollar bill, and I 168 00:07:23,200 --> 00:07:24,680 Speaker 1: go pick it up, says I swear to you. 169 00:07:24,840 --> 00:07:27,400 Speaker 3: It looked like and it was probably blown away like 170 00:07:27,520 --> 00:07:30,960 Speaker 3: in slow motion. It was, but there was traffic coming. 171 00:07:31,200 --> 00:07:32,360 Speaker 1: I was in front of you. It was like it 172 00:07:32,600 --> 00:07:35,160 Speaker 1: was it was. It was like American beauty. It was 173 00:07:35,200 --> 00:07:39,400 Speaker 1: American beauty with like the plastic bag. It's swirling and. 174 00:07:39,480 --> 00:07:40,920 Speaker 3: Swing around your face and you're like, I don't even 175 00:07:40,920 --> 00:07:43,480 Speaker 3: know what that is. I only recognize things. Twenties are higher. 176 00:07:43,600 --> 00:07:45,720 Speaker 1: Okay. So I'm in the house and I tell agent. 177 00:07:45,800 --> 00:07:48,600 Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god, the thing that flew across. 178 00:07:48,640 --> 00:07:51,480 Speaker 2: The thing out of my pocket was ten dollars. I 179 00:07:51,600 --> 00:07:52,920 Speaker 2: was like, I'm gonna go back out, and she's like, 180 00:07:52,960 --> 00:07:55,600 Speaker 2: if you go back out, you better stay stay there because. 181 00:07:55,560 --> 00:07:58,040 Speaker 1: You're gonna go back for ten now. I said, yeah, see, 182 00:07:58,120 --> 00:08:00,920 Speaker 1: smoking like a woman with a job, I know, spoking 183 00:08:00,960 --> 00:08:02,480 Speaker 1: like a woman with a real four one. You're going 184 00:08:02,520 --> 00:08:05,040 Speaker 1: outside for ten dollars I said, I'm going to go back, 185 00:08:05,080 --> 00:08:05,560 Speaker 1: and she's like. 186 00:08:05,640 --> 00:08:08,400 Speaker 3: No, I can't believe you didn't step on it to 187 00:08:08,600 --> 00:08:10,760 Speaker 3: like get it to stop doload in your face. 188 00:08:10,960 --> 00:08:13,160 Speaker 2: Look, it flew out of my pocket like it wasn't 189 00:08:13,200 --> 00:08:15,200 Speaker 2: even mine, Like it flew out so fast that I 190 00:08:15,280 --> 00:08:17,760 Speaker 2: was like, that couldn't be my I didn't. 191 00:08:17,520 --> 00:08:18,160 Speaker 1: Even think it was mine. 192 00:08:18,160 --> 00:08:20,080 Speaker 2: What were you reaching for your pocket in the first place, 193 00:08:20,120 --> 00:08:21,760 Speaker 2: I was putting my hand in my pocket because I 194 00:08:21,800 --> 00:08:22,120 Speaker 2: was cold. 195 00:08:22,160 --> 00:08:23,440 Speaker 3: But then I was like, ooh, I need my phone, 196 00:08:23,480 --> 00:08:26,120 Speaker 3: so I pulled it out. You're an idiot. You're an idiot. 197 00:08:26,200 --> 00:08:28,160 Speaker 3: How much more money have you lost because you're trying 198 00:08:28,200 --> 00:08:29,160 Speaker 3: to tweet and ticks? 199 00:08:29,280 --> 00:08:32,959 Speaker 1: That was the first time that's you. And you know, 200 00:08:33,679 --> 00:08:36,520 Speaker 1: Calvin paid for the food, but I paid in real life, 201 00:08:38,080 --> 00:08:38,800 Speaker 1: I paid. 202 00:08:38,559 --> 00:08:42,439 Speaker 3: The universe speaking of paying for food, so I, you know, 203 00:08:42,640 --> 00:08:44,959 Speaker 3: my host centennial is in like is off to a 204 00:08:45,040 --> 00:08:46,920 Speaker 3: slow start. But I've been going on dates with people 205 00:08:47,040 --> 00:08:49,839 Speaker 3: and not paying for none of my food. So the 206 00:08:49,920 --> 00:08:51,199 Speaker 3: other day I went on a date with this guy 207 00:08:51,280 --> 00:08:54,040 Speaker 3: that looked like I'm calling him baby Richard Gear even 208 00:08:54,080 --> 00:08:55,280 Speaker 3: though he was a cool fifty. 209 00:08:56,320 --> 00:08:58,439 Speaker 1: And then the other day I went to brunch with 210 00:08:58,559 --> 00:08:59,760 Speaker 1: this Scottish dude. 211 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:03,280 Speaker 3: Okay, one Sunday, like two blocks away from two stops 212 00:09:03,280 --> 00:09:04,240 Speaker 3: away from my house. 213 00:09:04,440 --> 00:09:07,959 Speaker 1: And the check came and I was like, he put 214 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:09,520 Speaker 1: his card down and I was like, well, let me 215 00:09:09,600 --> 00:09:11,520 Speaker 1: pretend to reach for my wallet. I was like, uh, 216 00:09:12,040 --> 00:09:15,520 Speaker 1: you got this. He was like it's fine. I was like, 217 00:09:15,640 --> 00:09:17,680 Speaker 1: are you sure? Like just like I didn't even say 218 00:09:17,960 --> 00:09:18,720 Speaker 1: are you sure? 219 00:09:18,920 --> 00:09:22,000 Speaker 3: Like I didn't even try to put my acting ability 220 00:09:22,080 --> 00:09:24,520 Speaker 3: behind the X was like are you sure? And he 221 00:09:24,679 --> 00:09:26,400 Speaker 3: was like, oh yeah, no, I mean yeah, if you 222 00:09:26,440 --> 00:09:28,439 Speaker 3: want to put your card down, but he was like kidding, 223 00:09:28,520 --> 00:09:31,600 Speaker 3: And I was dead ass, like I didn't even bring 224 00:09:31,640 --> 00:09:32,840 Speaker 3: my wallet so and. 225 00:09:32,920 --> 00:09:35,679 Speaker 2: You never do, and you don't even pat your your 226 00:09:35,800 --> 00:09:37,560 Speaker 2: breast like oh maybe the money's in here. 227 00:09:37,720 --> 00:09:39,920 Speaker 1: Nothing, I don't have breast pockets. Nope. 228 00:09:40,440 --> 00:09:42,880 Speaker 2: But I as an expert this week at setting up 229 00:09:42,920 --> 00:09:45,839 Speaker 2: these dates and not paying for nothing. Honestly, I feel like, 230 00:09:46,320 --> 00:09:48,839 Speaker 2: you know, I've been paying for my own food for 231 00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:51,240 Speaker 2: a long time, you know, actually, you know, let me 232 00:09:51,400 --> 00:09:53,160 Speaker 2: let me take a step back, because it's not really true. 233 00:09:54,280 --> 00:09:56,320 Speaker 2: But I just, you know, I'm trying to be more open. 234 00:09:57,080 --> 00:09:58,439 Speaker 2: I went on a date with Yes, it was two 235 00:09:58,440 --> 00:10:01,160 Speaker 2: white dudes, but I was wait. I was waiting for 236 00:10:01,280 --> 00:10:02,960 Speaker 2: you to say that because I was about to stop 237 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:06,040 Speaker 2: you and like, cis on your vision board brown skin. 238 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:09,080 Speaker 1: Yes, with the food, but the food can be paid 239 00:10:09,120 --> 00:10:11,120 Speaker 1: for anybody of any color. Listen. 240 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:14,959 Speaker 3: Honestly, I think I'm gonna go out with one person 241 00:10:15,040 --> 00:10:16,000 Speaker 3: from every race. 242 00:10:16,160 --> 00:10:18,679 Speaker 2: Okay, you got her basket, Robbins, you got thirty one 243 00:10:18,720 --> 00:10:20,360 Speaker 2: flavors cold Stone. 244 00:10:20,400 --> 00:10:22,360 Speaker 1: I almost swept for this Asian dude. And then I 245 00:10:22,440 --> 00:10:22,920 Speaker 1: strolled down. 246 00:10:22,960 --> 00:10:24,720 Speaker 2: I saw he was five to eight, and I was like, nah, 247 00:10:25,920 --> 00:10:27,319 Speaker 2: I don't know, sis, but I feel you gotta be 248 00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:30,719 Speaker 2: a cool five nine anyways, five eight, like meeting like 249 00:10:30,800 --> 00:10:32,480 Speaker 2: a chunky sneakers five eight. 250 00:10:32,679 --> 00:10:35,160 Speaker 1: Listen, if somebody paying for lobster, they could be five 251 00:10:35,240 --> 00:10:41,280 Speaker 1: five brown ash. I'm gonna get on these damn things 252 00:10:41,320 --> 00:10:43,240 Speaker 1: so I could get some food too. Well. On Sunday, 253 00:10:43,240 --> 00:10:45,640 Speaker 1: I'm going out with a black man. He was like, 254 00:10:45,800 --> 00:10:47,319 Speaker 1: I told him that I'm not drinking this month, and 255 00:10:47,400 --> 00:10:48,520 Speaker 1: he was like cool. Cool. 256 00:10:49,320 --> 00:10:51,319 Speaker 2: He was like, well, we don't have to go, like 257 00:10:51,480 --> 00:10:53,120 Speaker 2: I'm not gonna have you drink tea at a bar. 258 00:10:53,400 --> 00:10:55,480 Speaker 2: He was like, let's get food, and I was like, cool, 259 00:10:55,960 --> 00:10:57,760 Speaker 2: you should say that for the rest of the year. 260 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:01,319 Speaker 1: Hey, I don't drink so and I feel like drinking 261 00:11:01,360 --> 00:11:03,400 Speaker 1: tea at the bar is so dumb dum. Also, I 262 00:11:03,440 --> 00:11:04,839 Speaker 1: don't want to do a mock chan. I can't ask 263 00:11:04,880 --> 00:11:08,480 Speaker 1: for a fake drink to a real bartender. That's if 264 00:11:08,520 --> 00:11:10,640 Speaker 1: it's a day shift, Hey, you got time. But in 265 00:11:10,679 --> 00:11:11,640 Speaker 1: the daytime that's different. 266 00:11:11,679 --> 00:11:14,080 Speaker 3: At nighttime, people are like, let me get all people 267 00:11:14,160 --> 00:11:16,120 Speaker 3: doing yagger bombs and you asking for a peppermint tea. 268 00:11:16,720 --> 00:11:20,160 Speaker 1: Do y'all have a green tea? Yeah? Twenty dollars. You're like, oh, 269 00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:23,000 Speaker 1: this is straight from England. So the tea bagh and 270 00:11:23,080 --> 00:11:30,599 Speaker 1: the water is like artisanal or whatever. Okay, speaking of artisal, speaking. 271 00:11:30,240 --> 00:11:33,360 Speaker 2: Of artisanal, our guest today is the fanciest person probably 272 00:11:33,400 --> 00:11:35,120 Speaker 2: that we've ever had here who claims to be poor. 273 00:11:35,240 --> 00:11:37,680 Speaker 1: Okay, who's wait, if she was a cheese, what cheese 274 00:11:37,679 --> 00:11:39,480 Speaker 1: would she be like a grea air? 275 00:11:39,640 --> 00:11:43,120 Speaker 2: Oh griir because she's like down to earth, But you're like, no, 276 00:11:43,240 --> 00:11:44,560 Speaker 2: you come from somewhere real nice. 277 00:11:44,679 --> 00:11:45,920 Speaker 1: What's the cheese that you got to cook? Like the 278 00:11:46,040 --> 00:11:53,000 Speaker 1: rind Off? But she is at where she's a she's 279 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:55,040 Speaker 1: a comedian. She performs all over the place. She's a writer. 280 00:11:55,240 --> 00:11:57,959 Speaker 3: She's a writer, she'd be shooting videos and paying people. 281 00:11:58,120 --> 00:12:00,839 Speaker 3: I've been to her house and it's but she had 282 00:12:01,160 --> 00:12:04,720 Speaker 3: like like two couches. Their real couches. They're not from 283 00:12:04,760 --> 00:12:06,880 Speaker 3: ike She like a Creighton barrel. She got a cretin 284 00:12:06,920 --> 00:12:10,319 Speaker 3: barrel couch. Well there Ikeia with you know, with distinction. Yes, 285 00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:15,920 Speaker 3: she's a comic. You're gonna love her. She's our unemployed expert. 286 00:12:16,040 --> 00:12:17,160 Speaker 3: It's Anna Royceman. 287 00:12:19,240 --> 00:12:19,360 Speaker 2: Hi. 288 00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:24,040 Speaker 1: Wait, do you have a couch covers? Yeah, it's this couch. 289 00:12:24,520 --> 00:12:26,679 Speaker 2: Get the funk out of here. You said you got 290 00:12:26,720 --> 00:12:28,320 Speaker 2: a real couch. You sit on the same couch. 291 00:12:28,520 --> 00:12:30,960 Speaker 1: I know it's the Ikea couch. 292 00:12:31,240 --> 00:12:33,040 Speaker 2: My black ass is not on your couch. So that's 293 00:12:33,080 --> 00:12:36,320 Speaker 2: why it looks a lot wealthier to do. I'm gonna 294 00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:37,880 Speaker 2: take the covers off and then I'm gonna wash it 295 00:12:37,960 --> 00:12:39,120 Speaker 2: in the brand. 296 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:41,560 Speaker 1: Because I used to be wealthy. I lost my job. 297 00:12:41,920 --> 00:12:44,920 Speaker 1: What did you used to do? My day job was 298 00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:49,439 Speaker 1: I worked for a venture capital firm money and as 299 00:12:49,480 --> 00:12:52,520 Speaker 1: an executive assistant and like office manager. Sound like you 300 00:12:52,679 --> 00:12:57,240 Speaker 1: went in bezzling and allowed these guys like invested in 301 00:12:57,400 --> 00:13:01,000 Speaker 1: like BuzzFeed and like paper less post like all these 302 00:13:01,040 --> 00:13:04,000 Speaker 1: big tech companies that have made it over the years. 303 00:13:04,240 --> 00:13:06,320 Speaker 3: So how do I get some people, some venture capitalists 304 00:13:06,320 --> 00:13:08,000 Speaker 3: to invest in our Patreon? 305 00:13:08,200 --> 00:13:10,079 Speaker 1: I know I need the same thing. I don't know. 306 00:13:10,360 --> 00:13:12,040 Speaker 1: Maybe we should just go door to door and like 307 00:13:12,120 --> 00:13:12,800 Speaker 1: really fly out. 308 00:13:13,320 --> 00:13:15,160 Speaker 2: We're not trying to turn up missing. That's not happened 309 00:13:15,320 --> 00:13:18,760 Speaker 2: to tour nokidnap not people like us. We get other 310 00:13:18,800 --> 00:13:20,760 Speaker 2: people to go out for us. You don't, I know, 311 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,080 Speaker 2: you know job you can go after us? 312 00:13:22,160 --> 00:13:25,679 Speaker 1: Yeah, my raise money for my own patriots. 313 00:13:26,160 --> 00:13:29,559 Speaker 2: Aventure capitalists like, so how do we, like, how do 314 00:13:29,640 --> 00:13:30,839 Speaker 2: they find people to invest in? 315 00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:33,640 Speaker 1: Let's get down to how did you get into that? 316 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:37,520 Speaker 1: So I worked in restaurants and bars forever, right, that's why, 317 00:13:37,880 --> 00:13:40,240 Speaker 1: your friend, that's why. Yeah, that's what I did, And 318 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:42,280 Speaker 1: that was like all I did, And I wanted to 319 00:13:42,480 --> 00:13:44,599 Speaker 1: get out because it was like, wasn't it hard to 320 00:13:44,760 --> 00:13:46,880 Speaker 1: like do stand up shows at night and you'd have 321 00:13:46,920 --> 00:13:49,360 Speaker 1: to take off a shift and then you make use 322 00:13:49,360 --> 00:13:52,360 Speaker 1: The industry stuff is miserable too, like people disrespect you. 323 00:13:52,760 --> 00:13:54,520 Speaker 1: I wanted to like make money in the day so 324 00:13:54,559 --> 00:13:56,920 Speaker 1: I have my night. When you get eight hundred dollars, 325 00:13:57,040 --> 00:14:02,160 Speaker 1: you're like what fuck comedy comedy? Fuck it, who cares? 326 00:14:02,360 --> 00:14:06,839 Speaker 1: I don't even like laughter. I taste my dream. I 327 00:14:06,920 --> 00:14:09,679 Speaker 1: gave up the money. No, I wanted to work in 328 00:14:09,760 --> 00:14:12,040 Speaker 1: the day. And like my friend from college who lives 329 00:14:12,080 --> 00:14:14,280 Speaker 1: in LA was like, I know this girl who's like 330 00:14:14,400 --> 00:14:17,320 Speaker 1: leaving her job. I don't know, she's like an office manager, 331 00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:19,280 Speaker 1: but like she says, it's really cool and like it's 332 00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:21,480 Speaker 1: they have a lot of money and like and I 333 00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:23,680 Speaker 1: was like, all right, well do I need like experience. 334 00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:27,240 Speaker 2: No, because it's your friends college got her main friends 335 00:14:27,480 --> 00:14:28,520 Speaker 2: with these college home. 336 00:14:28,720 --> 00:14:30,920 Speaker 1: College home friends all have kids now when they're married. 337 00:14:31,520 --> 00:14:33,440 Speaker 2: No, you gotta have that one that was like always 338 00:14:33,480 --> 00:14:35,400 Speaker 2: a nerd and you're like, oh, she gonna be somebody. 339 00:14:35,560 --> 00:14:37,920 Speaker 1: I wasn't friends with anybody like that. No, you gotta 340 00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:38,440 Speaker 1: be a friends. 341 00:14:38,720 --> 00:14:41,040 Speaker 2: You gotta be with the one who's like writing other 342 00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:43,520 Speaker 2: people's papers and ship. That's the one that's gonna hit you. 343 00:14:44,440 --> 00:14:48,640 Speaker 2: Any Asian friends in college, Damn okay and continue Sorry. 344 00:14:48,560 --> 00:14:51,640 Speaker 1: Anyway, I went in. No, I was like, I worked 345 00:14:51,680 --> 00:14:53,640 Speaker 1: in restaurants that they like eat at you know what 346 00:14:53,680 --> 00:14:57,040 Speaker 1: I mean that the so you went up, they're like, yeah, 347 00:14:57,080 --> 00:14:59,560 Speaker 1: they're like, oh you craft. You knew you can get 348 00:14:59,640 --> 00:15:02,080 Speaker 1: us a res reservation here and they love that because 349 00:15:02,120 --> 00:15:04,640 Speaker 1: that's the trade off right there. That was it. And 350 00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:07,240 Speaker 1: they were like, and you have a dog, like we've 351 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:09,520 Speaker 1: always wanted an office dog. And I was like, oh, 352 00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:11,480 Speaker 1: this sounds like a real white place tour. This is 353 00:15:11,680 --> 00:15:13,480 Speaker 1: so I don't know if we could make it, Marie, 354 00:15:13,560 --> 00:15:15,240 Speaker 1: I don't know if they'll take our resue. 355 00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:16,840 Speaker 3: But Sydney, you would get that. They like you got cats. 356 00:15:16,880 --> 00:15:18,320 Speaker 3: Actually we're allergic at you. 357 00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:23,280 Speaker 1: At you bye. So I like I had you nine 358 00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:25,440 Speaker 1: interviews to get this job. I was like, to get 359 00:15:25,480 --> 00:15:27,840 Speaker 1: the job of ordering paper towels for you and like 360 00:15:28,440 --> 00:15:31,640 Speaker 1: making meetings like lunch meetings. I don't know it was 361 00:15:31,880 --> 00:15:33,520 Speaker 1: who did you so nine meetings? Who did you meet with? 362 00:15:33,560 --> 00:15:36,160 Speaker 1: You met like hr, like literally everybody in the building. 363 00:15:36,200 --> 00:15:38,280 Speaker 1: There's only like twenty people who work at the company, 364 00:15:38,640 --> 00:15:41,600 Speaker 1: so so you met with everybody everybody. I hate that 365 00:15:41,760 --> 00:15:45,280 Speaker 1: like multi level interview process. Yeah, well, because they want 366 00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:46,640 Speaker 1: to make sure everybody's comfortable. 367 00:15:46,640 --> 00:15:48,400 Speaker 2: Since it's a small office. They want to make sure 368 00:15:48,440 --> 00:15:50,680 Speaker 2: everybody's ordering the tissue that you wipe your ass with. 369 00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:52,800 Speaker 2: You should just be comfortable that I can buy two play, 370 00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:53,920 Speaker 2: but it's it's like. 371 00:15:53,960 --> 00:15:57,920 Speaker 1: A family, like everybody knows each other and hangs out 372 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:00,280 Speaker 1: after it. I like went in being like listen, I also, 373 00:16:00,320 --> 00:16:03,120 Speaker 1: I'm an actor, I audition, I have a I was like, 374 00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:04,560 Speaker 1: I do other things and they were like and they 375 00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:06,000 Speaker 1: were like, yeah, what how a dog do you have? 376 00:16:07,280 --> 00:16:09,720 Speaker 1: Shut up? They were like when you accessorize, well, we 377 00:16:09,920 --> 00:16:12,920 Speaker 1: like you. It was all it was like men, mainly dudes, 378 00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:16,200 Speaker 1: mostly dudes. There were like a couple other female assistants 379 00:16:16,240 --> 00:16:19,320 Speaker 1: and like one female on the staff, but like she 380 00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:22,120 Speaker 1: left after like a couple of years. And your stylists 381 00:16:22,120 --> 00:16:23,640 Speaker 1: like you didn't come in there with your titties out 382 00:16:23,680 --> 00:16:25,600 Speaker 1: or anything like that. You wasn't you're to low cut 383 00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:29,480 Speaker 1: under like a like a structured blazer. Yeah, Like they 384 00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:32,480 Speaker 1: hired you for you, yeah, not for dead ass. Yeah. 385 00:16:32,640 --> 00:16:34,840 Speaker 1: And they were very like nice to meet. One of 386 00:16:34,880 --> 00:16:37,000 Speaker 1: the guys had a son who was an actor, and 387 00:16:37,120 --> 00:16:38,760 Speaker 1: I was always jealous because he was like, I get it. 388 00:16:38,840 --> 00:16:41,200 Speaker 1: I get that world. Like my eight year old son 389 00:16:41,360 --> 00:16:44,840 Speaker 1: is on Broadway. How to make you feel so low? 390 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:47,840 Speaker 1: I was like, oh, okay, you know he's just booking 391 00:16:47,880 --> 00:16:50,000 Speaker 1: commercials and he's on Broadway, and like you know when 392 00:16:50,040 --> 00:16:51,640 Speaker 1: he goes to school. On the other day, as I was, 393 00:16:51,680 --> 00:16:56,280 Speaker 1: how old were these guys, They're all like like late thirties, yeah, 394 00:16:56,360 --> 00:16:58,680 Speaker 1: like forties. I want to say there was one who 395 00:16:58,720 --> 00:17:01,000 Speaker 1: I loved who was eighty seven. He was my guy. 396 00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:03,400 Speaker 2: Oh that's the way you ask for everything. That's who 397 00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:06,359 Speaker 2: we need to invest about to die. So he's just 398 00:17:06,440 --> 00:17:07,680 Speaker 2: giving away like their looms. 399 00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:10,879 Speaker 1: Email him my Patreon like requests like multiple times, but 400 00:17:11,040 --> 00:17:11,480 Speaker 1: he has. 401 00:17:12,320 --> 00:17:14,919 Speaker 3: Damn it because he's waiting for you except his LinkedIn. 402 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:18,480 Speaker 3: That's what I'm girlat. He was like, I don't even 403 00:17:18,520 --> 00:17:21,960 Speaker 3: drink patron. Yeah, he was like also accepting on LinkedIn. 404 00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:23,840 Speaker 1: He was the best. He's the one, the only one 405 00:17:23,840 --> 00:17:26,280 Speaker 1: who showed up in a suit every day. I'm increasing 406 00:17:26,359 --> 00:17:31,280 Speaker 1: my my preferences on Hinge to be forty years. 407 00:17:31,119 --> 00:17:34,919 Speaker 3: Old to eighty forty eight, right, because that those are 408 00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:36,720 Speaker 3: people with money. There was right now, what's at like 409 00:17:36,760 --> 00:17:38,680 Speaker 3: thirty to forty five that they'll take you to Buddicom 410 00:17:38,760 --> 00:17:42,080 Speaker 3: there you go craft. Yeah, but you know what, Marie 411 00:17:42,080 --> 00:17:44,000 Speaker 3: will stunt and come in with a face like that 412 00:17:44,320 --> 00:17:46,600 Speaker 3: and a shirt like that, and she's like, yeah, of course, 413 00:17:46,640 --> 00:17:49,080 Speaker 3: I had a lobster like she's not going to get dressed. 414 00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:52,000 Speaker 1: She'll come there and a sneaker like. 415 00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:56,160 Speaker 2: Oh, listen, look, I'm legit. Yeallow, y'all think I'm kidding, 416 00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:56,680 Speaker 2: but I'm legit. 417 00:17:56,840 --> 00:18:01,679 Speaker 1: Changing the age. Is the eight too much? No, try 418 00:18:01,840 --> 00:18:04,400 Speaker 1: like eighty two. They just want to take a girl out. 419 00:18:04,440 --> 00:18:08,639 Speaker 1: I'm putting sixty. I'm putting I'm putting thirty to sixty. No, 420 00:18:08,960 --> 00:18:11,080 Speaker 1: she's gonna end up taking him out, taking him out 421 00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:11,720 Speaker 1: in a body bag. 422 00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:14,120 Speaker 2: You need someone's dad, is what you're gonna Honestly, I'm 423 00:18:14,119 --> 00:18:16,720 Speaker 2: just trying to get my anonicole smith on. So because 424 00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:18,520 Speaker 2: the twenty four year olds keep popping up on my 425 00:18:18,600 --> 00:18:19,480 Speaker 2: thing and I'm like, what are you? 426 00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:20,000 Speaker 1: What is this? 427 00:18:20,520 --> 00:18:23,920 Speaker 2: Leave no listen, I'm telling you I did that like 428 00:18:24,160 --> 00:18:27,520 Speaker 2: older dude thing and it seems like it's fun, but 429 00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:29,520 Speaker 2: it's not. I don't think it seems fun. I just 430 00:18:29,560 --> 00:18:31,760 Speaker 2: want somebody old who like doesn't have the energy to 431 00:18:31,840 --> 00:18:33,520 Speaker 2: let go out and is leg you. Listen, here's a 432 00:18:33,560 --> 00:18:35,359 Speaker 2: couple bucks, go out with your friends, have a good 433 00:18:35,560 --> 00:18:40,800 Speaker 2: that's what you think. But these these old men, they guts. Yeah, 434 00:18:40,840 --> 00:18:41,560 Speaker 2: we didn't have a seet on. 435 00:18:42,119 --> 00:18:45,040 Speaker 1: We have the they have the mentality of like on 436 00:18:45,240 --> 00:18:47,359 Speaker 1: a younger dude, and they're like, nah, I'm gonna run this. 437 00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:49,200 Speaker 1: We're gonna un I'm gonna run through this. They're like, 438 00:18:49,280 --> 00:18:51,600 Speaker 1: let me just pop be CLIs and oah. 439 00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:54,600 Speaker 2: Man, I'm telling you that dude when he showed me 440 00:18:54,720 --> 00:18:56,679 Speaker 2: his dick, I was, how old was this old man 441 00:18:56,760 --> 00:19:01,040 Speaker 2: that showed you his dick? Sixty five? It increased minus 442 00:19:01,080 --> 00:19:04,000 Speaker 2: sixty five. Sixty five is actually you know what the 443 00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:04,720 Speaker 2: I'm going. 444 00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:07,399 Speaker 1: All the sixty five sixty five is the top? Oh 445 00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:10,160 Speaker 1: my god. Yeah, and his but like we went to lunch, 446 00:19:10,240 --> 00:19:13,760 Speaker 1: Wow over sixty five. It said sixty five plus, but 447 00:19:14,160 --> 00:19:16,640 Speaker 1: it doesn't have numbers after the plus sign. But when 448 00:19:16,680 --> 00:19:18,840 Speaker 1: you when you go to lunch, like you got to 449 00:19:18,920 --> 00:19:21,680 Speaker 1: go to a very dark place with these sixty five years, 450 00:19:21,720 --> 00:19:23,480 Speaker 1: Like you don't want to see nobody's face as sixty 451 00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:27,440 Speaker 1: five like a man, an old white man, girl. I know, 452 00:19:27,920 --> 00:19:32,520 Speaker 1: candles melting in the daytime, that's what it looks. Meanwhile, 453 00:19:32,560 --> 00:19:34,920 Speaker 1: he looks like a candlestick. Shout out to all my 454 00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:37,920 Speaker 1: sixty five year old white guys listening to the shoutout 455 00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:39,920 Speaker 1: to yall, what's your demographic guys? 456 00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:43,280 Speaker 2: But we have a lot of everybody got a little 457 00:19:43,320 --> 00:19:51,040 Speaker 2: little Gilbert's listening, a lot of royst. 458 00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:50,960 Speaker 1: So you got this job. They hired you after nine 459 00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:53,640 Speaker 1: rounds of interviews. Do you remember what you're making an hour? 460 00:19:54,680 --> 00:19:56,359 Speaker 1: It was an hourly. It was the first time I 461 00:19:56,359 --> 00:20:00,320 Speaker 1: ever had a salary, which was dope. Okay, so well, 462 00:20:00,760 --> 00:20:04,400 Speaker 1: and I alshow all the employees if they sold a company, 463 00:20:05,040 --> 00:20:07,960 Speaker 1: we all had a percentage of the money that came out, 464 00:20:09,280 --> 00:20:11,119 Speaker 1: which I did not know when I got like, they 465 00:20:11,240 --> 00:20:15,240 Speaker 1: like mentioned it and I was like, okay, so that 466 00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:17,680 Speaker 1: changed over time. It's so funny. It happened the first 467 00:20:17,720 --> 00:20:19,879 Speaker 1: two years. Like I walked into work one day, I 468 00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:23,440 Speaker 1: started I started hystorically crying. My boss was like, hey, 469 00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:28,119 Speaker 1: we sold whatever company, here's here's eight thousand dollars. And 470 00:20:28,240 --> 00:20:32,720 Speaker 1: I was like, I was like, I was like, no 471 00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:36,399 Speaker 1: one's ever handed me eighth They gave you like in 472 00:20:36,480 --> 00:20:39,320 Speaker 1: a chick like on a Wednesday morning in a check. 473 00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:41,240 Speaker 1: He just came up to my desk. I hugged him. 474 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:42,440 Speaker 1: I was like, is this appropriate? 475 00:20:42,520 --> 00:20:44,520 Speaker 2: I don't know what Like, I don't know somebode gives 476 00:20:44,520 --> 00:20:46,680 Speaker 2: me ausand dollars. I might take them under a breeze. 477 00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:49,240 Speaker 2: I know, Anna, but wait, what were you making for 478 00:20:49,359 --> 00:20:52,320 Speaker 2: the year. I was making sixty five. 479 00:20:53,240 --> 00:20:55,280 Speaker 1: But like a random eight thousands. And then we had 480 00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:59,160 Speaker 1: our Christmas bonus, which was what, which over time ended 481 00:20:59,240 --> 00:21:02,280 Speaker 1: up being ten. How long did you wait? Wait, wait 482 00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:06,840 Speaker 1: for one bonus? Ten for Christmas? Yeah, let me do 483 00:21:07,040 --> 00:21:10,200 Speaker 1: on indeed, see if they're looking for I'm getting, I 484 00:21:10,240 --> 00:21:12,640 Speaker 1: gotta tell you about the culture thing. Oh my god. 485 00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:17,400 Speaker 1: So I like, yeah, I was like and my parents 486 00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:19,359 Speaker 1: would be like, you don't know how lucky you are 487 00:21:19,480 --> 00:21:22,159 Speaker 1: right now? And I was still very you know how, 488 00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:24,720 Speaker 1: like no matter what job you do, I was very lucky. 489 00:21:24,840 --> 00:21:27,520 Speaker 1: Like I really enjoyed it. I think over time it 490 00:21:27,640 --> 00:21:31,080 Speaker 1: kind of became like people weren't happy and things changed 491 00:21:31,119 --> 00:21:33,919 Speaker 1: and it was this is not for the economy tailed 492 00:21:34,119 --> 00:21:37,240 Speaker 1: or whatever. The first time, no was like recently, Yeah, 493 00:21:37,320 --> 00:21:38,920 Speaker 1: I just lost my job a year ago. 494 00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:41,920 Speaker 2: Anna, and you got that fresh like I just got 495 00:21:42,040 --> 00:21:44,280 Speaker 2: laid off face like you don't even look like you've 496 00:21:44,280 --> 00:21:44,720 Speaker 2: been through it. 497 00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:51,240 Speaker 1: And I had a package she did, which is why 498 00:21:51,359 --> 00:21:53,840 Speaker 1: I'm the unemployed expert, because now it's like I don't 499 00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:55,520 Speaker 1: know how to get a job, like I was spoiled 500 00:21:55,560 --> 00:21:58,560 Speaker 1: by this. So they paid me my salary. I lost 501 00:21:58,640 --> 00:22:01,159 Speaker 1: my job, so they paid you sixty five that was 502 00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:04,280 Speaker 1: your servants, your salary. So my my severance was just 503 00:22:04,440 --> 00:22:08,040 Speaker 1: my paycheck every week for how long? And for six months? 504 00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:10,920 Speaker 1: That's beautiful. But did you als want a little commissioned 505 00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:14,320 Speaker 1: bonus checked out? No? None of them asking for a friend, 506 00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:16,640 Speaker 1: none of that. No Christmas nothing like. So they laid 507 00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:19,280 Speaker 1: you off? Are they looking here's the thing? Well no, 508 00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:23,560 Speaker 1: but here's the thing they opened. Trust me, I want 509 00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:25,960 Speaker 1: to go back every day I know them. I'm like, like, 510 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:28,000 Speaker 1: it looks like y'all need some color in this office. 511 00:22:28,359 --> 00:22:30,240 Speaker 1: They're like they're like, no, no, no, we got these plants. 512 00:22:31,040 --> 00:22:33,440 Speaker 1: We got these yellow daffodils in here. We're all sit 513 00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:38,000 Speaker 1: Oh my god. So like they opened this satellite office, 514 00:22:38,119 --> 00:22:41,480 Speaker 1: okay in flat iron like because they're up in like 515 00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:44,560 Speaker 1: fifty ninth and Lex. And they opened the satellite office 516 00:22:44,680 --> 00:22:47,000 Speaker 1: and it was like no one had a permanent office there. 517 00:22:47,080 --> 00:22:48,680 Speaker 1: And there was a girl who ran that for the 518 00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:50,560 Speaker 1: first year and then she left and I was kind 519 00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:53,760 Speaker 1: of like, hey, could I go manage the downtown office 520 00:22:53,920 --> 00:22:56,960 Speaker 1: because I was auditioning more and I could tell they 521 00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:59,359 Speaker 1: were like, oh, wow, you leave a lot now. For 522 00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:01,640 Speaker 1: you know, I'd be like, oh, man, more therapy. I'm 523 00:23:01,720 --> 00:23:03,919 Speaker 1: just so sad, you know. That was like my excuse. 524 00:23:04,160 --> 00:23:05,760 Speaker 1: So you were like deeping out early, and that's when 525 00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:08,080 Speaker 1: they started to shift. And so then they were like, yeah, 526 00:23:08,119 --> 00:23:09,280 Speaker 1: we think it's good for you to go to the 527 00:23:09,359 --> 00:23:11,720 Speaker 1: Downtown office, right, because I could like they're trying to 528 00:23:11,840 --> 00:23:14,280 Speaker 1: kick you out. I don't know. I could hide out. 529 00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:16,920 Speaker 1: And I was good at event planning, like they knew. 530 00:23:16,920 --> 00:23:18,919 Speaker 1: I knew how to get like good food and drinks 531 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:20,520 Speaker 1: and stuff for like their events, and that was the 532 00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:23,639 Speaker 1: event space, right, So like I go downtown. Finally they're like, 533 00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:25,600 Speaker 1: we never used this place. They didn't. It was like 534 00:23:25,720 --> 00:23:27,840 Speaker 1: pretty dope. I got to like, I don't know how 535 00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:30,560 Speaker 1: long were you down there at the Downtown year Oh 536 00:23:30,800 --> 00:23:33,879 Speaker 1: getting paid for doing nothing? Cool? Cool? Cool. Nobody was 537 00:23:33,920 --> 00:23:35,960 Speaker 1: their supervisor. They had like a board meeting there a week. 538 00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:38,720 Speaker 1: That's great. So you just had to work. You did 539 00:23:38,760 --> 00:23:41,200 Speaker 1: to look like you were working once day and like, yeah, Ana, 540 00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:44,200 Speaker 1: you need to appreciate this. I do. I miss it. 541 00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:47,000 Speaker 1: But then they got rid of the office. They were like, 542 00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:48,720 Speaker 1: we don't need to spend fourteen grand a month on 543 00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:51,280 Speaker 1: rent at this place. They just got rid of the office. 544 00:23:51,280 --> 00:23:53,520 Speaker 1: They just burned the whole building. They walked buck. Yeah, 545 00:23:53,560 --> 00:23:55,240 Speaker 1: well they walked in. Are you ready for this? I 546 00:23:55,280 --> 00:23:56,760 Speaker 1: think I told you this when you were on my show. 547 00:23:56,800 --> 00:24:00,760 Speaker 1: They walked in on election day? Remember that our election day? 548 00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:04,240 Speaker 1: The dark ass gloomy as did that dark day. I'm 549 00:24:04,280 --> 00:24:06,960 Speaker 1: sitting there and my boss walks in with like this 550 00:24:07,119 --> 00:24:09,320 Speaker 1: other woman who worked like the HR stuff, like it's 551 00:24:09,359 --> 00:24:11,840 Speaker 1: a witness, and they bring me in the other room 552 00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:13,679 Speaker 1: and they're like, listen, we're getting rid of this office. 553 00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:16,159 Speaker 1: We'll take care of you. We'll give you, you know, 554 00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:19,280 Speaker 1: a good severance package and like whatever recommendations you need, 555 00:24:19,359 --> 00:24:21,159 Speaker 1: like we you know, you're like family to us, but 556 00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:23,479 Speaker 1: like we don't need this office anymore. My job uptown 557 00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:27,320 Speaker 1: was already hired, like you replaced it. So I was 558 00:24:27,480 --> 00:24:32,200 Speaker 1: just sitting there like Hillary and me are losing our jobs. 559 00:24:37,240 --> 00:24:39,800 Speaker 1: I didn't know what to do. I just cried all 560 00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:42,720 Speaker 1: day and I didn't even watch the election. I like 561 00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:48,760 Speaker 1: just so yeah, So that was how it happened. And 562 00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:50,720 Speaker 1: so they I worked until they were like, well you 563 00:24:51,080 --> 00:24:54,200 Speaker 1: can work until December fourth, because you planned the holiday 564 00:24:54,280 --> 00:24:57,000 Speaker 1: party on the third. I was like, that's gonna be great. 565 00:24:57,760 --> 00:25:00,520 Speaker 3: Keep me around to like show faith on holiday party 566 00:25:00,520 --> 00:25:03,400 Speaker 3: because I planned election days with November eighth, November eleventh, 567 00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:04,840 Speaker 3: November ninth, So. 568 00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:09,280 Speaker 1: So you they fire you, they fired me, and then 569 00:25:09,280 --> 00:25:12,520 Speaker 1: they're like, because you planned the party for Christmas, did 570 00:25:12,560 --> 00:25:14,520 Speaker 1: you get the Christmas bonus or not? Yes? That was 571 00:25:14,560 --> 00:25:17,800 Speaker 1: my first question. Well, okay, the first question. He's like, 572 00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:19,640 Speaker 1: do you have any questions? And I was like, yeah, 573 00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:22,760 Speaker 1: given the timing of this, will I get my Christmas? 574 00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:27,520 Speaker 2: So you got the severance, you got the ten grand girl, 575 00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:28,560 Speaker 2: you cash me outside? 576 00:25:28,640 --> 00:25:30,960 Speaker 1: What are you talking about? So? I was paid until 577 00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:34,600 Speaker 1: May and then I had an amazing unemployment. So you 578 00:25:34,840 --> 00:25:38,280 Speaker 1: just recently have no money. I mean, I'm to got money. 579 00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:41,600 Speaker 1: She's no Anna's nouveau port Anna. 580 00:25:41,760 --> 00:25:45,520 Speaker 2: She like Gucci house shoes and with the nice facials, 581 00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:48,680 Speaker 2: and she got an expensive I don't you got the 582 00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:49,560 Speaker 2: Gucci slid thing. 583 00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:52,600 Speaker 1: I don't. I don't do any of that, true, just 584 00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:55,639 Speaker 1: look like it. I can fake it. I'm the unemployed expert. 585 00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:58,800 Speaker 1: People think I have money and like ship I was 586 00:25:58,920 --> 00:26:02,040 Speaker 1: doing lately to make cash is just like what you've 587 00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:03,000 Speaker 1: been doing. You've been hanging out. 588 00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:06,320 Speaker 2: Yeah, talk to us. But I've been to your apartment. 589 00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:08,760 Speaker 2: So explain your Williamsburg apartment. 590 00:26:08,920 --> 00:26:12,000 Speaker 1: Well, I moved there before I lost my job. Okay, 591 00:26:12,040 --> 00:26:14,520 Speaker 1: but you still got to pay. You're still paying your rent. 592 00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:17,600 Speaker 1: I am still paying my rent, okay. So so I 593 00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:20,479 Speaker 1: put away the money from my Christmas bonus, like I've 594 00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:22,920 Speaker 1: put some. I put some in my spots. You heard that, Sidney, 595 00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:25,680 Speaker 1: she saved. I tried to save now, and then I 596 00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:29,280 Speaker 1: opened a second credit card to live off. Girl, what's 597 00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:32,080 Speaker 1: the limit on there? That's the American way right there. 598 00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:34,679 Speaker 1: I have two credit cards right now that I am 599 00:26:34,880 --> 00:26:39,080 Speaker 1: just living off of, and I will pay them off someday. 600 00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:42,200 Speaker 1: They're bad. It's bad. But you seem like because I 601 00:26:42,320 --> 00:26:44,200 Speaker 1: use the money I have saved for my rent, you're 602 00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:49,640 Speaker 1: seeing my e women of a particular like you seem 603 00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:51,480 Speaker 1: like you got you come from money, though you don't 604 00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:54,840 Speaker 1: seem like you didn't have money before you had some money. 605 00:26:55,320 --> 00:26:58,399 Speaker 1: I I grew up okay, but was okay. We weren't 606 00:26:58,480 --> 00:27:01,920 Speaker 1: like okay thing I really written. How do I expect her? Okay? 607 00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:05,360 Speaker 1: It's not our okay? Her okay is our fantastic, I said, girl. 608 00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:08,119 Speaker 1: We lived in a one bedroom apartment seven people Oh 609 00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:10,840 Speaker 1: my god, don't say we I had my own, bitch, 610 00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:14,520 Speaker 1: It's like, not me Island. Don't even listen to this bit. 611 00:27:15,680 --> 00:27:19,639 Speaker 1: I just met Sydney the other day. We had our 612 00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:22,000 Speaker 1: own bedrooms. I mean me and my sister shared because 613 00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:24,520 Speaker 1: we are poor. Anyway, go ahead, go ahead. Anyway. We 614 00:27:24,760 --> 00:27:26,920 Speaker 1: lived in like my mom is from Long Island, and 615 00:27:27,040 --> 00:27:30,280 Speaker 1: she's from like the jappie like like you know, gross 616 00:27:30,359 --> 00:27:34,359 Speaker 1: Long Island, and just basically she went to school in Philly, 617 00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:36,080 Speaker 1: met my dad and stayed in Philly cause she didn't 618 00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:40,960 Speaker 1: want to like go back. Wow, that's love, so to Philly. Philadelphia, stakes, 619 00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:45,160 Speaker 1: So that's where I'm from. And I'd say we lived 620 00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:49,639 Speaker 1: in a very expensive, fancy suburb of Philadelphia, like the 621 00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:53,240 Speaker 1: Long Island of Philadelphia. Was there a gate? Was it 622 00:27:53,760 --> 00:27:57,320 Speaker 1: like a community? But I'm saying, so we lived in 623 00:27:57,400 --> 00:27:59,399 Speaker 1: this while area. So all of our friends in school, 624 00:27:59,440 --> 00:28:01,680 Speaker 1: I went to public school, All of our friends had 625 00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:05,760 Speaker 1: like these giant, big houses. We had a very normal 626 00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:08,119 Speaker 1: sized house like it was you know, they were all 627 00:28:08,280 --> 00:28:11,720 Speaker 1: close to each other, like, but it was. It was 628 00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:13,800 Speaker 1: also a house. And it was a house. I'm sorry. 629 00:28:14,119 --> 00:28:16,760 Speaker 1: It didn't have a porch order, it did not have 630 00:28:16,840 --> 00:28:21,680 Speaker 1: a park. Yes, we had a backyard. I don't know, 631 00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:24,600 Speaker 1: so you had one had dick. No, she had the 632 00:28:24,680 --> 00:28:27,640 Speaker 1: one step that brought you to the to the door, 633 00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:29,040 Speaker 1: and that it was like an if you saw it, 634 00:28:29,080 --> 00:28:31,440 Speaker 1: you'd be like, oh, that's a nice house. But it 635 00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:33,639 Speaker 1: wasn't any you know, like but everyone around us like 636 00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:36,879 Speaker 1: had huge houses, you know, and it was kind of 637 00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:39,240 Speaker 1: funny you were in this area, had the small house 638 00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:43,080 Speaker 1: in the big house neighborhood. Yes, okay, yeah, you still 639 00:28:43,120 --> 00:28:45,120 Speaker 1: were in And my parents were always you know, my 640 00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:47,760 Speaker 1: parents always like wanted us to like work and make 641 00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:50,440 Speaker 1: our own money. They weren't just like throwing cash at anything. 642 00:28:50,560 --> 00:28:52,440 Speaker 1: Like you know, my people are like, oh, my parents 643 00:28:52,440 --> 00:28:54,000 Speaker 1: would let us live there after college, and like my 644 00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:56,080 Speaker 1: mom would be like, get the fuck out. They sold 645 00:28:56,120 --> 00:28:57,520 Speaker 1: the house and got an apartment because they were like, 646 00:28:57,520 --> 00:28:59,560 Speaker 1: we don't want kids to come home. What's your adult 647 00:28:59,640 --> 00:29:03,640 Speaker 1: what's your mom's name? Lee? Lovely Lovely? I love lovely 648 00:29:03,960 --> 00:29:07,680 Speaker 1: Lia is great. Lee Lee is uh, Lee is the 649 00:29:07,840 --> 00:29:10,440 Speaker 1: very the funniest. My mom is. I feel like I've 650 00:29:10,440 --> 00:29:13,000 Speaker 1: seen of your mom on your Instagram. She looks great. Yeah, 651 00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:15,840 Speaker 1: she thinks she's twenty five. She like she got a 652 00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:18,760 Speaker 1: cool mom, very youth. She was very cool. My parents good. 653 00:29:19,280 --> 00:29:22,440 Speaker 1: Your mom is like ideal candidate for like Real Housewives 654 00:29:22,480 --> 00:29:23,160 Speaker 1: of Philadela. 655 00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:25,479 Speaker 2: I feel like I would go out shopping with her. 656 00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:27,920 Speaker 2: She would take you shopping, go to go to dinner, 657 00:29:28,120 --> 00:29:30,040 Speaker 2: do drinks with Yeah, definitely we should. 658 00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:32,239 Speaker 1: He comes in a lot. I would get sails with her. 659 00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:34,080 Speaker 1: She likes to become a comedy show. She's going to 660 00:29:34,160 --> 00:29:36,960 Speaker 1: come in. She's coming in a bunch. Okay, well we'll 661 00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:39,160 Speaker 1: go a little, we'll go out, We'll do a little luncheon. 662 00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:41,600 Speaker 1: Lee's very cool. Lee was getting ready for the Golden 663 00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:44,000 Speaker 1: Globes the other week at three pm and she calls me. 664 00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:45,840 Speaker 1: She's like, I'm getting ready for the Golden Globes. I'm like, 665 00:29:45,880 --> 00:29:48,440 Speaker 1: what is she going. She's like, and I'm wearing black. 666 00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:52,120 Speaker 1: It's like, oh, going to the Globe. No, she just 667 00:29:52,280 --> 00:29:56,440 Speaker 1: was having a friend over to watch. Like, what do 668 00:29:56,440 --> 00:29:58,680 Speaker 1: you mean you're gotting? She's like drying my hair and 669 00:29:59,240 --> 00:30:03,280 Speaker 1: wearing black. Times I was like, all right, mom, times up. 670 00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:04,720 Speaker 1: She had a pain on and everything she wanted to 671 00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:06,320 Speaker 1: do from Amazon. If I go to her house, she 672 00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:09,120 Speaker 1: probably makes those little sandwiches. Make it should make your 673 00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:13,360 Speaker 1: cut the crust off intow avocado one time? What is 674 00:30:13,640 --> 00:30:18,520 Speaker 1: Who's Lee's favorite actor or entertainer? Do you know? Like? 675 00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:20,600 Speaker 1: Is she like a Is she like a Meryl Streep 676 00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:24,200 Speaker 1: or a Glenn Close? Who is Lee's favorite entertainer? Like? 677 00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:26,880 Speaker 1: What kind of I literally like, I don't know? She 678 00:30:27,440 --> 00:30:30,000 Speaker 1: my parents? What did they love this year? They loved? 679 00:30:30,360 --> 00:30:33,480 Speaker 1: They loved him? What's his face? They loved Gary Oldman 680 00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:35,680 Speaker 1: and all? What is he in? Oh? I didn't even 681 00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:37,200 Speaker 1: see that's the do what? I think he's gonna win 682 00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:39,760 Speaker 1: the Oscar? Apparently? What movie was he in? I just 683 00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:42,080 Speaker 1: know him as Commissioner Gordon from back he was playing 684 00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:44,960 Speaker 1: Winston Churchill. I forget the name of the I don't remember. 685 00:30:45,320 --> 00:30:49,440 Speaker 1: We need another Winston Churchill movie, we really don't. I 686 00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:53,760 Speaker 1: don't know Winston Churchill was the English dude or the 687 00:30:53,840 --> 00:30:57,680 Speaker 1: American dude. Let's see how you should not. I don't 688 00:30:57,720 --> 00:31:01,520 Speaker 1: like chester English dude from World War I cheated in history. 689 00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:03,240 Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know this story. I don't 690 00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:04,520 Speaker 1: know why they remake these movies. 691 00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:08,720 Speaker 2: But anyway, anyway, so poor, okay, so wait, so what 692 00:31:08,840 --> 00:31:11,360 Speaker 2: are these little odds and ends that you're doing to survive. 693 00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:14,720 Speaker 1: Yeah, tell her. I mean I'm trying. I'm auditioning a lot, 694 00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:17,479 Speaker 1: which is great, right and luckily, knock on wood, I've 695 00:31:17,520 --> 00:31:19,120 Speaker 1: done a couple of gigs that have helped me pay 696 00:31:19,160 --> 00:31:24,440 Speaker 1: my rent, like over the summer, okay, that regularly voice 697 00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:28,360 Speaker 1: over stuff has saved me for the last few months. 698 00:31:28,360 --> 00:31:29,600 Speaker 1: You're doing it in this voice, so you have like 699 00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:33,920 Speaker 1: a character that you do, like this voice, what Sydney Listen? 700 00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:35,000 Speaker 1: How come my voice looks up? 701 00:31:35,040 --> 00:31:35,160 Speaker 2: You know? 702 00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:37,440 Speaker 1: It's it's like a grab shoot though, Like I did 703 00:31:37,600 --> 00:31:40,720 Speaker 1: one spot, I worked for forty five minutes. I made 704 00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:43,000 Speaker 1: my rent in a month and I for a month, 705 00:31:43,040 --> 00:31:45,400 Speaker 1: and I was like, you're willing. I was like, I 706 00:31:45,920 --> 00:31:48,200 Speaker 1: was like, I need to do these every fucking day. 707 00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:50,600 Speaker 1: So what your voiceover artists are making so much money? 708 00:31:50,680 --> 00:31:56,200 Speaker 1: Is your twelve hundred dollars Williamsburg, Well, I split it 709 00:31:56,400 --> 00:31:57,320 Speaker 1: with my boyfriend. 710 00:31:57,520 --> 00:32:03,280 Speaker 2: Oh, he don't pay for the whole bitployed last week? 711 00:32:04,240 --> 00:32:09,640 Speaker 1: Last week? Wait, did I beat your boyfriend? I don't know. 712 00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:13,360 Speaker 1: I don't think so he lost his job because his 713 00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:19,360 Speaker 1: boss came out as a sexual harasser for Weinstein or 714 00:32:19,960 --> 00:32:22,560 Speaker 1: work for Morgan Spurlock. I don't know who that is, 715 00:32:23,320 --> 00:32:26,920 Speaker 1: he's a documentary I don't know frems documentary films, remember 716 00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:30,120 Speaker 1: like supersized Me? That was his big one. Morgan's spur 717 00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:33,720 Speaker 1: Spurlock sounds like he touches somebody. Spurlock sounds like he'd 718 00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:36,800 Speaker 1: be He started tweeting it when they were all at 719 00:32:36,800 --> 00:32:40,120 Speaker 1: their holiday party, saying, I have uh maybe raped a 720 00:32:40,160 --> 00:32:42,760 Speaker 1: woman in college. I have never been faithful to a 721 00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:46,959 Speaker 1: wife or Morgan Valentine Spurlock. But see that was him 722 00:32:47,040 --> 00:32:49,080 Speaker 1: being honest. But he should have just waited for the 723 00:32:49,160 --> 00:32:51,240 Speaker 1: allegations to come. Don't come out for I feel like 724 00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:54,880 Speaker 1: sound They think they're like doing good by like coming clean. 725 00:32:55,040 --> 00:32:57,800 Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, he says he's He says he's part 726 00:32:57,840 --> 00:33:00,720 Speaker 1: of the problem. What right, But then he also writes, 727 00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:04,040 Speaker 1: but I'm part of the solution. Wait, he was at 728 00:33:04,040 --> 00:33:06,800 Speaker 1: a party. No, he was just tweeting this. Well, my 729 00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:09,440 Speaker 1: boyfriend and the whole company was out at their holiday. Yeah, 730 00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:12,320 Speaker 1: he was there, so no one accused him of anything. 731 00:33:12,360 --> 00:33:15,120 Speaker 3: He just pulled this out his boots, tweeting unless someone 732 00:33:15,240 --> 00:33:17,479 Speaker 3: like we don't know about was like blackmailing him. 733 00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:20,160 Speaker 2: Do you know how many sazares in he had to 734 00:33:20,280 --> 00:33:22,920 Speaker 2: be to tweet that you know how wastick he was. 735 00:33:23,880 --> 00:33:26,680 Speaker 2: He was like, I'm a part of the problem, but 736 00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:29,680 Speaker 2: the issue, but the solution, Like who says he was 737 00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:33,320 Speaker 2: throwing back old fashioned, he was drinking Martini is dirty, 738 00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:35,960 Speaker 2: and he was like, I'm also he was on a 739 00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:39,440 Speaker 2: Chopain life. He's like, I'm gonna do something about it. 740 00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:42,840 Speaker 2: You're like, what, okay, so you did voiceover work? What 741 00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:43,800 Speaker 2: else you'd been doing? 742 00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:46,480 Speaker 1: Where where are you getting these voiceover gigs from? Because 743 00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:48,040 Speaker 1: you know, I want to pay my rent in a month. 744 00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:51,000 Speaker 1: You know, it doesn't happen ever again, though. I feel 745 00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:52,960 Speaker 1: like you get one and you're like, whoa hell, yeah, 746 00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:53,480 Speaker 1: I've made it. 747 00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:57,080 Speaker 2: And then you're like, I only got one since we 748 00:33:57,160 --> 00:33:59,760 Speaker 2: got a gig last year and we're like, okay, we 749 00:33:59,840 --> 00:34:01,040 Speaker 2: do and this at the top of the year. 750 00:34:01,120 --> 00:34:02,800 Speaker 1: I mean, we were about to get two more gigs 751 00:34:02,840 --> 00:34:08,120 Speaker 1: and that was like we had one gig made all 752 00:34:08,200 --> 00:34:10,360 Speaker 1: of the money for the years. And then that happened 753 00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:13,040 Speaker 1: to me and we hashtag like yeah we're still willing 754 00:34:13,080 --> 00:34:16,279 Speaker 1: to work. Hashtag will work. Yeah we'll work for more many. 755 00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:20,000 Speaker 1: Yeah I did this, So I did this. This is 756 00:34:20,080 --> 00:34:22,680 Speaker 1: sad I did this, Like how do you, I want 757 00:34:22,719 --> 00:34:26,360 Speaker 1: to hidden camera prank show you did to go for 758 00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:30,520 Speaker 1: MTV or something for no for like a Facebook watch 759 00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:36,160 Speaker 1: show which ended up getting forty million views, like insane 760 00:34:36,239 --> 00:34:41,279 Speaker 1: amount of views. I got paid nothing, essentially. Actually I 761 00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:43,000 Speaker 1: got paid two hundred dollars. Here's the best It was 762 00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:47,320 Speaker 1: filmed at a funeral home in Harlem. Oh wait is it? 763 00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:47,759 Speaker 2: Is it? 764 00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:52,239 Speaker 1: Bay or? That was so fucking good? Okay, so don't 765 00:34:52,280 --> 00:34:54,839 Speaker 1: be interrupted to explain to you didn't see it too 766 00:34:55,080 --> 00:34:57,040 Speaker 1: like that it was good. It was oh my god, 767 00:34:57,320 --> 00:34:59,719 Speaker 1: So they didn't like tell us what it was, so 768 00:34:59,840 --> 00:35:01,600 Speaker 1: we go, here's the best part. So it was in 769 00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:03,879 Speaker 1: a funeral home, right, and the they don't have money 770 00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:05,279 Speaker 1: to make these things. That's why they're paying me two 771 00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:08,319 Speaker 1: hundred dollars to fucking work for hours and hours and hours. Right. 772 00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:12,000 Speaker 1: And we're in this funeral home and they only reserved 773 00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:17,320 Speaker 1: the actual like room that they have funerals in, so 774 00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:20,520 Speaker 1: the office downstairs was like still fully functioning. 775 00:35:20,760 --> 00:35:20,880 Speaker 2: Right. 776 00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:23,400 Speaker 1: So I'm downstairs with my friend and we're getting put 777 00:35:23,480 --> 00:35:25,600 Speaker 1: up microphones on and we're like we're so cool. We're 778 00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:28,640 Speaker 1: like doing this like cool, shoot and dead bodies everywhere. 779 00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:31,759 Speaker 1: Dead body calms it like they have the coffin with 780 00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:34,040 Speaker 1: like a cloth over it, and it like they roll 781 00:35:34,120 --> 00:35:37,239 Speaker 1: it in, and then there's a family like sitting there 782 00:35:37,719 --> 00:35:40,400 Speaker 1: and they're like planning the funeral with the funeral director, 783 00:35:40,480 --> 00:35:42,160 Speaker 1: and John and I are just like standing there. We're like, 784 00:35:42,239 --> 00:35:43,640 Speaker 1: oh my, it's a wait wait wait wait wait, wait, 785 00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:47,719 Speaker 1: hold on hold there's a body. I have instagrams of 786 00:35:47,920 --> 00:35:51,080 Speaker 1: like me standing next to a real coffin with a wait. 787 00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:54,520 Speaker 1: But what was the hidden camera show? It was Bay 788 00:35:54,719 --> 00:35:56,520 Speaker 1: or I'm not supposed to talk about it. It was 789 00:35:56,600 --> 00:36:00,239 Speaker 1: like this show where I had to the boyfriend under 790 00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:03,320 Speaker 1: a girlfriend of like like one of the couple people 791 00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:06,800 Speaker 1: had to uh was getting like shocked or surprised and 792 00:36:06,880 --> 00:36:09,120 Speaker 1: if they run or stay do you know what I mean? 793 00:36:09,160 --> 00:36:11,160 Speaker 2: So like this like the dead body will a dead 794 00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:13,960 Speaker 2: out of nowhere and touch them and then either the 795 00:36:14,080 --> 00:36:16,600 Speaker 2: boyfriend or girlfriend are supposed to save you, like probably 796 00:36:16,640 --> 00:36:17,759 Speaker 2: fight the dead person or. 797 00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:21,840 Speaker 1: Run away bay or run away and bail. So you 798 00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:26,520 Speaker 1: just watched people get dumped basically on hitting camera show. Yes, 799 00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:28,320 Speaker 1: or were you one of the dead bodies? No? I 800 00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:32,919 Speaker 1: was one of the couples anyway, it was uh so yeah, 801 00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:35,879 Speaker 1: I was really good I acted in. It was really 802 00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:37,840 Speaker 1: fucking good. I can't believe that there was There was 803 00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:41,680 Speaker 1: real things going on in there, like conducting business. I mean, 804 00:36:41,840 --> 00:36:46,799 Speaker 1: I mean dead dead dead don't take a break, funeral homes, 805 00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:49,759 Speaker 1: Like we got to work. People don't take a break. 806 00:36:50,560 --> 00:36:52,560 Speaker 1: We're selling, I mean people are still dying. 807 00:36:52,719 --> 00:36:55,640 Speaker 2: So you kind of yeah, so probably while you guys 808 00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:57,440 Speaker 2: were there putting makeup, and they're like, so if you 809 00:36:57,680 --> 00:37:01,480 Speaker 2: guys are looking for some plots in some coffins, not 810 00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:03,640 Speaker 2: even they were like, actually, that's the body. This is 811 00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:07,239 Speaker 2: the makeup that we use for miss Wilkerson when she died. 812 00:37:08,719 --> 00:37:13,919 Speaker 1: That feny beauty hitting with the highlight. Please, oh god, 813 00:37:13,920 --> 00:37:16,839 Speaker 1: please please, and thank you. I was a model this week. 814 00:37:17,040 --> 00:37:19,520 Speaker 1: That was another job I did. Okay, okay, it doesn't 815 00:37:19,520 --> 00:37:22,160 Speaker 1: that sound like a brag. They like, they were like, 816 00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:25,399 Speaker 1: my friend has this advertising companies like we need someone, Nanna. 817 00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:29,000 Speaker 2: You know fucking everybody. So you being unemployed is fine 818 00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:31,640 Speaker 2: because you know you have a good network. 819 00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:34,600 Speaker 1: I've I'm very in debt. 820 00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:38,080 Speaker 2: You're in debt, but you can call on this person 821 00:37:38,160 --> 00:37:40,719 Speaker 2: and hey, what's going on over there? What's going over here? 822 00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:43,439 Speaker 1: What's up? What's up? I don't know what. I feel 823 00:37:43,440 --> 00:37:45,800 Speaker 1: like you would no, because her friends from college. 824 00:37:45,960 --> 00:37:48,160 Speaker 2: Her friend from college hooked her up with a job 825 00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:51,440 Speaker 2: with a job and then yeah, okay, and now you 826 00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:54,120 Speaker 2: said your friend, well yeah, he was. 827 00:37:54,160 --> 00:37:56,880 Speaker 1: Like, we need a person model. And they didn't tell 828 00:37:56,960 --> 00:37:59,120 Speaker 1: me like they were a job. They were like, it's 829 00:37:59,160 --> 00:38:02,720 Speaker 1: for a skincare company. I was like, all right, cool, 830 00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:05,360 Speaker 1: So I show up and they like give me like 831 00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:07,440 Speaker 1: an outfit, you know. They were like, watch the tags 832 00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:09,000 Speaker 1: because we got to return this, but like, here's an 833 00:38:09,040 --> 00:38:12,640 Speaker 1: outfit to wear. Great, I'm not wearing my own clothing. 834 00:38:12,680 --> 00:38:16,120 Speaker 1: I'm a real model. Yes, And they were like so 835 00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:20,319 Speaker 1: basically the campaign is like things that beauty bloggers are 836 00:38:20,440 --> 00:38:24,520 Speaker 1: doing now at home, like natural skin stuff. 837 00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:27,520 Speaker 2: Like you've beaten up some avocado and then putting it 838 00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:28,319 Speaker 2: inside your nose. 839 00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:31,359 Speaker 1: This one, they were like, so apparently all the rage 840 00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:34,680 Speaker 1: right now is placenta. Oh we're gonna have you model 841 00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:41,360 Speaker 1: once someone oh fuck out of here. And I was 842 00:38:41,480 --> 00:38:44,520 Speaker 1: like and they showed me a picture and I was 843 00:38:44,600 --> 00:38:48,800 Speaker 1: like do you I'm sorry, do you have this bloody placenta? Like? 844 00:38:49,360 --> 00:38:51,880 Speaker 1: I was like, you know, can we like put my 845 00:38:52,040 --> 00:38:53,960 Speaker 1: hair up or something? I was freaking. I was like 846 00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:56,560 Speaker 1: a little freaked out. How much money, dude? One hundred bucks? 847 00:38:57,080 --> 00:39:01,799 Speaker 2: Anna, that's that's Al's first of all, when I think 848 00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:02,920 Speaker 2: of listened, I think it's clear. 849 00:39:03,120 --> 00:39:06,680 Speaker 1: It's bloody. I thought it was clear. No, it's like 850 00:39:06,760 --> 00:39:09,799 Speaker 1: a horse placenta. So anyway, they were going around Chinatown 851 00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:13,400 Speaker 1: trying to find placenta. I'm sure they found it found seconds. 852 00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:21,120 Speaker 1: I couldn't find it because they want It's so funny 853 00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:22,640 Speaker 1: because I think one of the butchers was like, wow, 854 00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:24,279 Speaker 1: if you came on a Monday, you know, because all 855 00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:26,279 Speaker 1: the cows get birth over the weekend. We got the meat. 856 00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:29,080 Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, wait they delivered the placenta. 857 00:39:29,320 --> 00:39:32,080 Speaker 1: So they got a stomach lining of a cow. Oh 858 00:39:32,239 --> 00:39:35,359 Speaker 1: my fucking so you just put stomach lining. They put 859 00:39:35,560 --> 00:39:38,360 Speaker 1: a bag on my face. But here I am walking 860 00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:40,640 Speaker 1: and thinking like this is such a good gig. Maybe 861 00:39:40,640 --> 00:39:42,399 Speaker 1: they're gonna love me, maybe in a model every week 862 00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:44,280 Speaker 1: for this company. You know, it's gonna be fucking awesome. 863 00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:46,799 Speaker 1: And then they like, sit me in a chair, put 864 00:39:46,840 --> 00:39:48,960 Speaker 1: my face back, put a plastic bag over me, and 865 00:39:49,080 --> 00:39:52,560 Speaker 1: start putting this placent this like stomach lining of a 866 00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:56,200 Speaker 1: cow on top of my face. Sorry, hold on, hold on, 867 00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:57,719 Speaker 1: hold on. They knew that they wanted you to put 868 00:39:57,760 --> 00:39:58,600 Speaker 1: blessed down your face. 869 00:39:58,680 --> 00:40:01,800 Speaker 3: They didn't book the I didn't order to placenta fresh 870 00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:04,120 Speaker 3: like in a freezer box. 871 00:40:04,320 --> 00:40:06,040 Speaker 2: No, but it's like fresh. You gotta get it the 872 00:40:06,160 --> 00:40:09,879 Speaker 2: day of. Also, you know how they got They could 873 00:40:09,920 --> 00:40:14,120 Speaker 2: have had out the room. You couldn't get the placented. 874 00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:15,840 Speaker 1: The day before. Such a good sport. I'm like, I 875 00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:18,320 Speaker 1: didn't know I was doing this. Do I have another? 876 00:40:18,920 --> 00:40:22,920 Speaker 1: I'm looking at for dollars and that's too much. You're 877 00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:25,879 Speaker 1: better than that. Like your sheets on your get your seat, 878 00:40:25,920 --> 00:40:28,880 Speaker 1: that was ten dollars. You look at your receipt it 879 00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:30,880 Speaker 1: was ten dollars. No, you didn't go and get your 880 00:40:30,920 --> 00:40:34,200 Speaker 1: ten dollars, so you were at to run back outside 881 00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:36,440 Speaker 1: for ten dollars. So don't send to you right now. Hey, 882 00:40:36,520 --> 00:40:38,920 Speaker 1: we need you to model a hundred bucks. It'll be 883 00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:40,239 Speaker 1: a couple of hours of your time. Oh my god, 884 00:40:40,239 --> 00:40:42,319 Speaker 1: I just saw a picture of Listena. My god. 885 00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:45,719 Speaker 2: No, but I always ask like what am I modeling? Well, 886 00:40:45,760 --> 00:40:47,560 Speaker 2: I always ask these questions. 887 00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:52,120 Speaker 1: What is that like vein eve? I'm thinking face mask? 888 00:40:53,640 --> 00:40:56,040 Speaker 2: My skin is sensitive, so what kind of skin care? 889 00:40:56,160 --> 00:40:58,120 Speaker 2: I break out easily, So what's up? And I need 890 00:40:58,320 --> 00:41:02,000 Speaker 2: I need my face for gigs that I'm not getting. 891 00:41:02,120 --> 00:41:05,080 Speaker 2: So what what's the skin care about? Why would I ask? 892 00:41:05,440 --> 00:41:06,560 Speaker 2: Looking at you know what I needed? 893 00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:09,640 Speaker 1: Sho. I've been doing weird jobs. I've been selling a 894 00:41:09,680 --> 00:41:13,160 Speaker 1: lot of ship. What are you selling? Ass? No, she's 895 00:41:13,239 --> 00:41:15,160 Speaker 1: got a man girl, but wait, she. 896 00:41:15,239 --> 00:41:17,640 Speaker 2: Also has bill. I also talked to my girlfriend about this. 897 00:41:17,719 --> 00:41:20,120 Speaker 2: I was like, would you mind if I like escorted 898 00:41:20,239 --> 00:41:24,920 Speaker 2: a little bit? She was like, for like, what are 899 00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:25,600 Speaker 2: you going to be doing? 900 00:41:25,680 --> 00:41:29,319 Speaker 1: I was like escorting? And She's like, well, I mean, 901 00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:31,920 Speaker 1: how much money do you need? I was like all 902 00:41:31,960 --> 00:41:36,040 Speaker 1: of it. I need all of the money. Yo, how 903 00:41:36,120 --> 00:41:37,640 Speaker 1: much money do you She's looking at you like a 904 00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:39,239 Speaker 1: wounded My dad always tells me. 905 00:41:39,280 --> 00:41:41,719 Speaker 4: He's like, can't you like dance somewhere? And I'm like, 906 00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:46,399 Speaker 4: you're my dad. At the ended up conversations, husband great Marie. 907 00:41:46,480 --> 00:41:48,120 Speaker 4: At the end of conversation, she kind of looked at 908 00:41:48,160 --> 00:41:52,279 Speaker 4: me like, well, who gonna pay you? Who's going to 909 00:41:52,320 --> 00:41:53,160 Speaker 4: pay you to escort? 910 00:41:53,280 --> 00:41:56,040 Speaker 1: Oh my god. She's very weird about asking real questions. 911 00:41:56,280 --> 00:41:58,160 Speaker 1: You don't think I have? How much money do you need? 912 00:41:58,920 --> 00:42:00,520 Speaker 2: How much you trying to get like, what the top? 913 00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:02,719 Speaker 2: When would you quit escorting? When when you hang up 914 00:42:02,760 --> 00:42:04,239 Speaker 2: your escort panty hose? 915 00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:08,680 Speaker 1: Fifty grand? Will you? How long you think? So? Do 916 00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:10,080 Speaker 1: you think that three of us could just come up 917 00:42:10,120 --> 00:42:13,239 Speaker 1: with fifty grand? All right, let's think of something. 918 00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:15,920 Speaker 2: I mean, if we go to Dubai, Yeah, but we might. 919 00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:18,960 Speaker 2: They must have somebody put the rectum on your eyeball. Yeah, no, 920 00:42:19,080 --> 00:42:21,160 Speaker 2: that you eat pink eye. Dude, I can't pay pink 921 00:42:21,520 --> 00:42:25,279 Speaker 2: fifty grand. I'm down that you can't pink I'll take 922 00:42:26,600 --> 00:42:27,080 Speaker 2: pink eye. 923 00:42:27,160 --> 00:42:30,200 Speaker 1: I probably have pink eye from that sunk. Dude. I 924 00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:34,160 Speaker 1: can't believe you wiped placenta on your face. I was like, 925 00:42:34,239 --> 00:42:36,120 Speaker 1: can I see the photos, just you know, to have 926 00:42:36,360 --> 00:42:39,440 Speaker 1: the memory. They were like, nah, and you don't want 927 00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:40,280 Speaker 1: to see these photos. 928 00:42:40,640 --> 00:42:43,279 Speaker 2: Pink eye clears up to one to two weeks, so 929 00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:45,959 Speaker 2: I can't have a pink eye for one to two weeks. 930 00:42:46,080 --> 00:42:48,040 Speaker 1: You say that like you get it all. Yeah, no, 931 00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:52,680 Speaker 1: and it's a conjunctivitis. I feel like it's fine for 932 00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:55,800 Speaker 1: fifty grand, Marie, you wouldn't get pink eye, go to 933 00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:57,320 Speaker 1: doctor to get rid of it. How much is that 934 00:42:57,400 --> 00:43:00,480 Speaker 1: gonna cost? Oh, that's nothing, girl, you go to what 935 00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:04,000 Speaker 1: is it urgent care? Sh urgent care? Can't do? She? Yeah, 936 00:43:04,080 --> 00:43:07,239 Speaker 1: urgent care A little drops. That's one thing I missed. 937 00:43:07,280 --> 00:43:10,200 Speaker 1: I miss insurance. Yeah, and you I feel like you 938 00:43:10,280 --> 00:43:13,640 Speaker 1: had good, such good insurance. Well, what's the besides the 939 00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:15,000 Speaker 1: placid Medicaid? Now? 940 00:43:15,360 --> 00:43:15,520 Speaker 3: Is it? 941 00:43:15,719 --> 00:43:17,920 Speaker 1: Me too? Is there anything which is great? Honestly? 942 00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:19,560 Speaker 3: Honestly, I don't know if it is, because I'd be 943 00:43:19,600 --> 00:43:20,960 Speaker 3: calling places and they'd be like, we don't take that, 944 00:43:21,080 --> 00:43:22,280 Speaker 3: and I'm like, well, my one. 945 00:43:22,280 --> 00:43:25,560 Speaker 1: Doctor, my like primary care doctor. If you need someone, 946 00:43:25,640 --> 00:43:27,479 Speaker 1: she takes it. Because I emailed her and I was like, listen, 947 00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:29,680 Speaker 1: if I got this, can I still come and see you? 948 00:43:29,880 --> 00:43:32,640 Speaker 1: And she was like yes, and I'm so sorry for 949 00:43:32,760 --> 00:43:34,640 Speaker 1: your circumstance. Yeah. 950 00:43:34,680 --> 00:43:36,480 Speaker 2: But I feel like I feel like when a white 951 00:43:36,520 --> 00:43:38,080 Speaker 2: person say they own Medicaid, they're. 952 00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:40,880 Speaker 1: Like, what happened? And a black person says the medicaid, 953 00:43:40,880 --> 00:43:44,840 Speaker 1: They're like, well, of course you aren't. Absolutely our foreign listeners. 954 00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:47,600 Speaker 1: Medicaid is the insurance that poor people have. But I 955 00:43:47,640 --> 00:43:50,520 Speaker 1: don't feel like the white Medicaid is different from the 956 00:43:50,600 --> 00:43:54,359 Speaker 1: black Medicaid. I think so too. 957 00:43:54,840 --> 00:43:57,319 Speaker 3: And I haven't gone to a doctor since I got, 958 00:43:57,880 --> 00:43:59,640 Speaker 3: So I'm just kind of like, when but when we're 959 00:43:59,680 --> 00:44:01,560 Speaker 3: done with give me your doctor's information, because. 960 00:44:02,200 --> 00:44:07,520 Speaker 1: Doctor Judy Tongue. She's good as Judy. She's kind of 961 00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:09,920 Speaker 1: like like she's not like sweet, you know what I mean. 962 00:44:09,960 --> 00:44:11,960 Speaker 1: She'll be like you have strap throat and like, you know, 963 00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:16,200 Speaker 1: I like that, Like why don't like her? Don't work 964 00:44:16,239 --> 00:44:18,080 Speaker 1: it up, just say it out. Don't you have good 965 00:44:18,120 --> 00:44:19,719 Speaker 1: inside her? Just tell me what I got and give 966 00:44:19,719 --> 00:44:22,000 Speaker 1: me the cream or whatever. Okay, so you did the pucenta, 967 00:44:22,120 --> 00:44:24,320 Speaker 1: you did the What is there anything you wouldn't do 968 00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:27,520 Speaker 1: for money? Now? Absolutely would not do? Yeah, right now, 969 00:44:28,120 --> 00:44:31,040 Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm pretty I meant I missed money 970 00:44:31,920 --> 00:44:33,680 Speaker 1: on your face. So I mean I feel like you're 971 00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:35,399 Speaker 1: down for anything. I feel like you'll try a little 972 00:44:35,400 --> 00:44:40,960 Speaker 1: seamen like like yeah, a seaman jail. Sure, Like that's 973 00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:46,799 Speaker 1: like Kevin Diaz. Yeah yeah, anybody out there have any 974 00:44:47,120 --> 00:44:49,279 Speaker 1: seamen companies and they need me to try. She's never 975 00:44:49,360 --> 00:44:52,160 Speaker 1: seen something about Mary. She just put in her hair 976 00:44:52,239 --> 00:44:55,000 Speaker 1: to hold it up where she thought it was. She 977 00:44:55,160 --> 00:44:57,480 Speaker 1: thought it was hair, it was, but where what kind 978 00:44:57,520 --> 00:44:58,880 Speaker 1: of container was it in that she thought it was 979 00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:01,480 Speaker 1: on him? It was like on his shoulder or something 980 00:45:01,520 --> 00:45:03,800 Speaker 1: like she's like, wait, you got a little gel and 981 00:45:07,040 --> 00:45:09,880 Speaker 1: you just spoiled the movie for all you listeners. Nobody's 982 00:45:10,360 --> 00:45:11,080 Speaker 1: all the millennials. 983 00:45:11,120 --> 00:45:13,799 Speaker 2: Nobody cares about Cameron da Is doing in twenty eight, 984 00:45:15,200 --> 00:45:16,600 Speaker 2: nobody cares about Ben Stiller. 985 00:45:16,640 --> 00:45:18,840 Speaker 1: All of it is a wash. It's fine, Anna. So 986 00:45:18,920 --> 00:45:20,440 Speaker 1: what's the things that you used to do that you 987 00:45:20,520 --> 00:45:23,239 Speaker 1: can't do now because you are unemployed? Oh my god, 988 00:45:23,400 --> 00:45:25,680 Speaker 1: to talk about it a loss? I like to say 989 00:45:25,680 --> 00:45:28,320 Speaker 1: I'm an expert because I have still managed to go 990 00:45:28,440 --> 00:45:31,120 Speaker 1: to expensive workout class. How the fuck do you do that? 991 00:45:31,400 --> 00:45:33,279 Speaker 1: How you do that? You're sneaking in? Listen? I hope 992 00:45:33,320 --> 00:45:36,520 Speaker 1: class pass does not sponsor this podcast. They don't. Don't worry. 993 00:45:38,200 --> 00:45:40,719 Speaker 1: They have such good deals. If you don't have class Pass. 994 00:45:40,800 --> 00:45:44,279 Speaker 1: I literally have made four fake names and emails. How 995 00:45:44,320 --> 00:45:48,360 Speaker 1: you did tell me that I show up at flywheel, 996 00:45:48,440 --> 00:45:51,960 Speaker 1: you know? And I'm like, oh, yeah, it's what it's 997 00:45:52,080 --> 00:45:55,480 Speaker 1: under a you know, I like just put like initials 998 00:45:55,560 --> 00:45:57,640 Speaker 1: now Like, I'm like, are so you put a fake 999 00:45:57,760 --> 00:45:59,960 Speaker 1: name in and then you get like free five feeling 1000 00:46:00,640 --> 00:46:03,440 Speaker 1: five classes for like twenty bucks or whatever. Dope. But 1001 00:46:03,560 --> 00:46:05,400 Speaker 1: now my question is do you have to have different 1002 00:46:05,480 --> 00:46:09,120 Speaker 1: email addresses. Oh okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll do that, 1003 00:46:09,239 --> 00:46:11,719 Speaker 1: and they do fucking dope because five classes a month. 1004 00:46:11,719 --> 00:46:13,239 Speaker 1: How many times have you done that? Like, how many 1005 00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:16,360 Speaker 1: five classes for twenty bucks have you gotten? Well, they 1006 00:46:16,480 --> 00:46:18,120 Speaker 1: change the deals all the time, but I've done it. 1007 00:46:18,480 --> 00:46:19,920 Speaker 1: I literally did it three times. 1008 00:46:20,120 --> 00:46:23,719 Speaker 2: Now I go, yeah, it's great, yeah, but how okay, 1009 00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:25,160 Speaker 2: so wait, but you have to put a credit card 1010 00:46:25,239 --> 00:46:25,520 Speaker 2: number in? 1011 00:46:26,560 --> 00:46:30,200 Speaker 1: Yeah, and how much does it cost? What these classes? 1012 00:46:30,680 --> 00:46:33,760 Speaker 1: Usually they're thirty five a class, But with that class 1013 00:46:33,800 --> 00:46:37,040 Speaker 1: pass when you first join right get live, you get like, 1014 00:46:37,200 --> 00:46:39,000 Speaker 1: I don't know, it could be three for twenty or 1015 00:46:39,120 --> 00:46:43,920 Speaker 1: five for forty, whatever the deal. But you're like, damn good, 1016 00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:47,360 Speaker 1: you get a good deal. Okay, So honest, that's I 1017 00:46:47,480 --> 00:46:50,000 Speaker 1: miss going out to dinners and like not worrying so 1018 00:46:50,160 --> 00:46:52,800 Speaker 1: much about money. I miss being able to shop. I 1019 00:46:52,920 --> 00:46:54,480 Speaker 1: miss well, dinner's funny. 1020 00:46:54,560 --> 00:46:58,480 Speaker 2: Dinner's funny because when you're unemployed, the way things work, 1021 00:46:58,560 --> 00:47:01,080 Speaker 2: all your other friends are flourish and have coins, and 1022 00:47:01,160 --> 00:47:03,239 Speaker 2: then you go and you go to the same place 1023 00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:03,719 Speaker 2: and you're like. 1024 00:47:04,239 --> 00:47:07,640 Speaker 1: I really can't get the appetizer and the entree no more. Yeah, 1025 00:47:07,880 --> 00:47:08,680 Speaker 1: I'm really can't. 1026 00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:11,239 Speaker 2: I can really just do this app and I'm hoping 1027 00:47:11,320 --> 00:47:12,920 Speaker 2: that somebody will split the app with me so I 1028 00:47:12,960 --> 00:47:15,319 Speaker 2: don't even have to pay for all of it. Honestly, dude, 1029 00:47:15,360 --> 00:47:18,000 Speaker 2: That's why I increase my hinge limit to sixty five 1030 00:47:18,120 --> 00:47:20,560 Speaker 2: plus because I feel like old people love to do 1031 00:47:20,719 --> 00:47:24,160 Speaker 2: like a app entree dessert, coffee. 1032 00:47:24,400 --> 00:47:26,520 Speaker 3: Yeah, young people don't do that. You get in too, 1033 00:47:26,600 --> 00:47:28,880 Speaker 3: We're gonna split some apps and then maybe share. 1034 00:47:28,719 --> 00:47:31,680 Speaker 1: An entre Yeah. Yeah, I missed. I miss like not 1035 00:47:31,880 --> 00:47:34,120 Speaker 1: having to feel stressed about that, or like you get 1036 00:47:34,160 --> 00:47:36,879 Speaker 1: invited to a group dinner and I'm like, well, I'm 1037 00:47:36,920 --> 00:47:39,520 Speaker 1: gonna go. You know what if I don't drink or 1038 00:47:39,680 --> 00:47:41,920 Speaker 1: you know whatever, and it's like, it's still. 1039 00:47:41,760 --> 00:47:43,839 Speaker 2: Gonna be That's the first thing I say. I said, 1040 00:47:43,960 --> 00:47:46,000 Speaker 2: uh yeah, while y'all doing that, check I didn't I 1041 00:47:46,080 --> 00:47:50,040 Speaker 2: didn't drink. I don't drink, and I only had that app. 1042 00:47:50,560 --> 00:47:53,640 Speaker 2: And Sarah, you had like two pieces of that app 1043 00:47:53,719 --> 00:47:53,920 Speaker 2: that I. 1044 00:47:53,960 --> 00:47:57,560 Speaker 1: Have with you. You had some of the trimp. 1045 00:47:57,640 --> 00:48:00,160 Speaker 2: So when I go out for group dinners, I'm hit 1046 00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:02,440 Speaker 2: at this table, Yeah, sit over there, and then we 1047 00:48:02,520 --> 00:48:05,000 Speaker 2: could just talk across the room because you know, I 1048 00:48:05,120 --> 00:48:06,279 Speaker 2: know exactly what I'm paying for. 1049 00:48:06,480 --> 00:48:08,319 Speaker 1: Yeah, but actually, Marie, you've been. 1050 00:48:08,239 --> 00:48:10,000 Speaker 2: Really good about like when you go out, you're like, 1051 00:48:10,719 --> 00:48:14,239 Speaker 2: I mean, we did let your brother do the today and. 1052 00:48:14,280 --> 00:48:17,560 Speaker 1: It was devastating. Yeah, my brother can't add or subtract. 1053 00:48:17,600 --> 00:48:19,359 Speaker 1: I don't know why. We let him figure out who 1054 00:48:19,400 --> 00:48:19,840 Speaker 1: owed was. 1055 00:48:19,920 --> 00:48:22,160 Speaker 2: And me and Marie didn't have any drinks and they 1056 00:48:22,280 --> 00:48:25,200 Speaker 2: ordered steak. Yeah, we had the We had the cheapest thing. 1057 00:48:25,360 --> 00:48:29,640 Speaker 1: You guys shared a sell. We divided a soup and hand. 1058 00:48:29,680 --> 00:48:32,200 Speaker 1: We were like, well, do you take a ticket when 1059 00:48:32,280 --> 00:48:33,600 Speaker 1: you sip? Sip? We sip. 1060 00:48:36,239 --> 00:48:36,279 Speaker 2: No. 1061 00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:39,080 Speaker 1: Yeah, so dinners and I miss being able to like 1062 00:48:39,200 --> 00:48:42,160 Speaker 1: go away. Oh yeah, I missed that a lot, just 1063 00:48:42,360 --> 00:48:44,600 Speaker 1: to get like a couple of years ago, back when 1064 00:48:44,640 --> 00:48:48,319 Speaker 1: I was like employed and I was single. My best 1065 00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:50,520 Speaker 1: friend and I like, I got that Christmas bonus and 1066 00:48:50,600 --> 00:48:53,480 Speaker 1: I was like, bitch, I just got ten thousand dollars. 1067 00:48:53,560 --> 00:48:57,840 Speaker 1: Let's fucking go away. And it was third and I 1068 00:48:57,920 --> 00:49:00,400 Speaker 1: booked it Christmas Eve. We booked. We went to the 1069 00:49:00,440 --> 00:49:03,360 Speaker 1: Dominican Republic on Christmas Eve and we just went for 1070 00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:05,120 Speaker 1: five days. It was not a nice place. It was 1071 00:49:05,160 --> 00:49:07,160 Speaker 1: like a fine but we were like, fuck it, we're 1072 00:49:07,200 --> 00:49:10,400 Speaker 1: a a dr you probably paid two hundred dollars. We 1073 00:49:10,480 --> 00:49:12,480 Speaker 1: were like no, no, no. On Christmas Eve it was 1074 00:49:12,680 --> 00:49:15,279 Speaker 1: more expensive to fly. We just left. Well it was 1075 00:49:15,360 --> 00:49:15,759 Speaker 1: like cheap. 1076 00:49:15,840 --> 00:49:18,799 Speaker 3: But is DR though yes, yes, but it's still they 1077 00:49:18,920 --> 00:49:20,720 Speaker 3: still still jacking the price. 1078 00:49:20,840 --> 00:49:22,800 Speaker 1: Still. I've never done that in my life where I 1079 00:49:22,880 --> 00:49:24,560 Speaker 1: could just be like, you know what, I don't know. 1080 00:49:24,560 --> 00:49:26,560 Speaker 1: I think I spent like twelve hundred bucks, but I 1081 00:49:26,719 --> 00:49:29,279 Speaker 1: was like, I just got a bone five days. That's nothing. No, 1082 00:49:29,760 --> 00:49:32,640 Speaker 1: that's nothing. I mean I didn't really. The food was 1083 00:49:32,760 --> 00:49:36,160 Speaker 1: so bad that I dinner rolls like breakfast dinner, where 1084 00:49:36,200 --> 00:49:38,719 Speaker 1: did you go? Wasn't good? When I went to put 1085 00:49:38,760 --> 00:49:41,920 Speaker 1: the kana, I was great, it was ConA good. It 1086 00:49:42,040 --> 00:49:45,160 Speaker 1: was not a good hotel. You went to have no idea. 1087 00:49:46,280 --> 00:49:48,480 Speaker 2: No, that's how rich she was. That's why you got 1088 00:49:48,600 --> 00:49:50,719 Speaker 2: to do it in advance. With dr you gotta do 1089 00:49:50,760 --> 00:49:51,440 Speaker 2: it three money. 1090 00:49:51,840 --> 00:49:53,839 Speaker 1: I mean clearly, we just were like this looks good. 1091 00:49:53,880 --> 00:49:56,959 Speaker 1: They have a pool. No, so you paid twelve hundred, 1092 00:49:57,040 --> 00:49:59,360 Speaker 1: but you should have been paid like sixty dollars. You know, 1093 00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:01,200 Speaker 1: we bought of alcohol for the room. 1094 00:50:01,239 --> 00:50:03,280 Speaker 2: We were just oh my shit was all inclusive? Baby, 1095 00:50:05,120 --> 00:50:07,480 Speaker 2: they would are you buying more alcohol? I don't know, 1096 00:50:07,640 --> 00:50:09,800 Speaker 2: because we were just like this room. You were just 1097 00:50:09,840 --> 00:50:11,080 Speaker 2: saying when to have it in the room. You didn't 1098 00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:12,640 Speaker 2: have a little bracelet on you go downstairs. You're like, 1099 00:50:12,680 --> 00:50:14,520 Speaker 2: let me just get six of these to go upstairs. 1100 00:50:14,880 --> 00:50:16,160 Speaker 1: This is what I was doing with the cup. 1101 00:50:16,280 --> 00:50:18,719 Speaker 2: I took one cup, I started pouring into something else, 1102 00:50:18,800 --> 00:50:20,680 Speaker 2: and I take that cup, then pour someone else and 1103 00:50:20,719 --> 00:50:22,560 Speaker 2: then I'm like, okay, we're gonna go come back. 1104 00:50:23,080 --> 00:50:23,120 Speaker 1: No. 1105 00:50:23,640 --> 00:50:25,720 Speaker 3: The first the first time I did something all inclusive, 1106 00:50:25,719 --> 00:50:27,799 Speaker 3: I was in Mexico and it was this, Oh my god, 1107 00:50:27,840 --> 00:50:28,480 Speaker 3: it was beautiful. 1108 00:50:28,520 --> 00:50:29,880 Speaker 1: We would and the barber's open all night. 1109 00:50:29,920 --> 00:50:31,319 Speaker 2: It was like, hey, it's four o'clock in the morning, 1110 00:50:31,320 --> 00:50:32,759 Speaker 2: and my throat is dry, and I'm not drinking the 1111 00:50:32,800 --> 00:50:34,080 Speaker 2: water here because I don't want what y'all got. 1112 00:50:35,360 --> 00:50:37,719 Speaker 3: Let me just get all of these things in a cup. 1113 00:50:37,880 --> 00:50:40,439 Speaker 3: And we were just drunk all like the whole week. 1114 00:50:40,960 --> 00:50:43,759 Speaker 2: So no no trips, no trips, and you wi your 1115 00:50:43,880 --> 00:50:46,400 Speaker 2: man so like, and he was unemployed, so like. 1116 00:50:46,520 --> 00:50:49,400 Speaker 1: Yeah, so bad that. Yeah. I always told him that too. Like. 1117 00:50:49,480 --> 00:50:52,399 Speaker 1: We got together literally a couple months before I lost 1118 00:50:52,440 --> 00:50:55,960 Speaker 1: my job. And let me tell you, that's the same 1119 00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:58,040 Speaker 1: thing with me. Me and my girl when she first 1120 00:50:58,120 --> 00:50:59,480 Speaker 1: met me. Oh, I was flourishing. 1121 00:50:59,560 --> 00:51:01,759 Speaker 2: We we was doing it up, like I had so 1122 00:51:01,960 --> 00:51:06,000 Speaker 2: much money. And then what happened. I got sober, so 1123 00:51:06,239 --> 00:51:08,759 Speaker 2: I was still working, I was still making money. But 1124 00:51:08,960 --> 00:51:11,920 Speaker 2: then soon what was it last year? Oh, that's when 1125 00:51:11,960 --> 00:51:16,680 Speaker 2: everything just went downhill. I quit one job and then 1126 00:51:16,680 --> 00:51:18,080 Speaker 2: I was like, oh, I keep this one job because 1127 00:51:18,080 --> 00:51:20,600 Speaker 2: I'm want to work for one day, and then the 1128 00:51:20,640 --> 00:51:23,160 Speaker 2: whole ship I shut down. And then I was unexpected 1129 00:51:23,239 --> 00:51:25,799 Speaker 2: with that unemployment and I wasn't prepared. Yeah, of course 1130 00:51:25,840 --> 00:51:28,040 Speaker 2: you weren't. You'll be saving no, because I was like, oh, 1131 00:51:28,120 --> 00:51:30,200 Speaker 2: more money's coming, and we got booked for that thing. 1132 00:51:30,360 --> 00:51:32,080 Speaker 2: So I was like okay, and we have shut a 1133 00:51:32,120 --> 00:51:33,879 Speaker 2: couple of pilots. I was like, oh god, it's gonna 1134 00:51:33,880 --> 00:51:38,560 Speaker 2: be a it's gonna be a good year. It be 1135 00:51:38,560 --> 00:51:39,759 Speaker 2: a great year. And then at the end of the year, 1136 00:51:39,760 --> 00:51:42,200 Speaker 2: I was like, Maria, you want to split this hibachi? 1137 00:51:42,400 --> 00:51:48,480 Speaker 1: Do you wanna? You wanta me so soon? Can we 1138 00:51:48,560 --> 00:51:50,879 Speaker 1: get one order run in two bowls? Oh? My god? 1139 00:51:51,760 --> 00:51:55,120 Speaker 1: For real? Though, I know it's so it's deceiving though, 1140 00:51:55,160 --> 00:51:57,400 Speaker 1: because it's like you get one thing and you're like 1141 00:51:57,480 --> 00:51:59,120 Speaker 1: we were talking about this earlier. You get paid as 1142 00:51:59,160 --> 00:52:01,040 Speaker 1: a as an actor, a comedian, and you're like, I've 1143 00:52:01,200 --> 00:52:04,120 Speaker 1: I made it, Like, how could I go down from here? 1144 00:52:04,320 --> 00:52:06,399 Speaker 1: You're like there's only one away. I can go up? Yeah, 1145 00:52:06,400 --> 00:52:08,040 Speaker 1: and you're like, oh no, I can go further down. 1146 00:52:08,280 --> 00:52:11,080 Speaker 1: Six months later, I'm like, fucking I make soups now 1147 00:52:11,160 --> 00:52:13,920 Speaker 1: once a week because I love soup. So I made 1148 00:52:13,960 --> 00:52:16,000 Speaker 1: I've like tried to make like good soups because I'm like, well, 1149 00:52:16,040 --> 00:52:18,040 Speaker 1: I can eat this four nights. You make it last, 1150 00:52:18,320 --> 00:52:21,319 Speaker 1: make that ship last. You have a stew. You gotta 1151 00:52:21,360 --> 00:52:24,400 Speaker 1: make stews. I made a chili the other night. Well, 1152 00:52:24,440 --> 00:52:27,080 Speaker 1: what is your what's your soup situation? How do you 1153 00:52:27,120 --> 00:52:30,120 Speaker 1: make a soup or chili? I so I never cooked. 1154 00:52:30,280 --> 00:52:32,600 Speaker 1: I had an accident two years ago. It's almost my 1155 00:52:32,600 --> 00:52:35,279 Speaker 1: two year anniversary of hacking my thumb in half on 1156 00:52:35,400 --> 00:52:38,440 Speaker 1: a knife. God, I did that when I had it. 1157 00:52:40,200 --> 00:52:42,560 Speaker 1: I mean, you're my thumb is all fucked up a 1158 00:52:42,560 --> 00:52:47,080 Speaker 1: little bit. You hacked it in half. I have no 1159 00:52:47,239 --> 00:52:50,200 Speaker 1: feeling in my I've hacked all the nerves. Oh so 1160 00:52:50,320 --> 00:52:52,680 Speaker 1: you can you can? Oh you really? Could? You really 1161 00:52:52,719 --> 00:52:55,239 Speaker 1: cut your thumb off, but the nail is still whole. 1162 00:52:55,480 --> 00:52:58,200 Speaker 1: So there's that. So you were you were slicing and 1163 00:52:58,280 --> 00:53:01,000 Speaker 1: dice and onions and the bone. Yeah, I was, no, 1164 00:53:01,120 --> 00:53:03,880 Speaker 1: I made I was trying to hack an avocado. Oh 1165 00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:07,719 Speaker 1: my gosh. This listen, listen. This is a note White people, 1166 00:53:07,880 --> 00:53:11,279 Speaker 1: stay away from our vegetables in our fruits. Avocados are 1167 00:53:11,320 --> 00:53:14,279 Speaker 1: not free. And I've never even thought of hacking. Who 1168 00:53:14,400 --> 00:53:16,759 Speaker 1: does it? Is not a pie? Rachel Ray does it? 1169 00:53:16,960 --> 00:53:17,480 Speaker 1: You know what I mean? 1170 00:53:17,760 --> 00:53:21,480 Speaker 3: Rachel Ray has more metal hellbones, don't you follow you 1171 00:53:21,520 --> 00:53:22,600 Speaker 3: want to hack it to the bone. 1172 00:53:22,680 --> 00:53:24,839 Speaker 2: She's got other people watching over her to make sure 1173 00:53:25,120 --> 00:53:29,239 Speaker 2: Rachel watch your thumb like they pre slice them for Rachel. Yeah, 1174 00:53:30,120 --> 00:53:32,640 Speaker 2: so you the best walk through this. You have the avocado? 1175 00:53:33,840 --> 00:53:34,800 Speaker 2: What kind a knife for you? 1176 00:53:34,920 --> 00:53:37,359 Speaker 1: Holding the giant chef'sknife that I bought the day before, 1177 00:53:37,680 --> 00:53:38,880 Speaker 1: So you don't even know how to use it. You 1178 00:53:38,920 --> 00:53:42,520 Speaker 1: weren't even boyfriend cooked, so I never had it to 1179 00:53:42,719 --> 00:53:44,960 Speaker 1: And then like I was, you know, single for a while, 1180 00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:47,040 Speaker 1: and I was having people over for the oscars. That's 1181 00:53:47,040 --> 00:53:48,840 Speaker 1: why it's almost like two universes. 1182 00:53:48,520 --> 00:53:50,960 Speaker 3: When I have Okay, so you have to have a 1183 00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:53,440 Speaker 3: coado on your hand, you slice part of it the 1184 00:53:53,520 --> 00:53:54,600 Speaker 3: knife goes through your thumb. 1185 00:53:55,239 --> 00:53:58,120 Speaker 1: No, I the pit, so I sliced it in half, 1186 00:53:58,280 --> 00:54:00,319 Speaker 1: and you know the half of the pit there away 1187 00:54:00,320 --> 00:54:03,879 Speaker 1: where you can you hit it, twist it and its Ah, 1188 00:54:04,080 --> 00:54:06,600 Speaker 1: that's what you did through your I never even thought 1189 00:54:06,600 --> 00:54:09,200 Speaker 1: I had one drink and I just hacked my nad. 1190 00:54:09,280 --> 00:54:12,120 Speaker 1: I'm bleeding everywhere. I'm in a blood get on the 1191 00:54:12,160 --> 00:54:15,920 Speaker 1: avocado everywhere. I ran into the bathroom. I didn't want 1192 00:54:15,920 --> 00:54:17,640 Speaker 1: to see my friends. I don't want them to see 1193 00:54:17,680 --> 00:54:20,160 Speaker 1: me like freaking out. I had to go to the er. 1194 00:54:20,280 --> 00:54:22,839 Speaker 1: I got my first stitches. I ever got how many 1195 00:54:22,880 --> 00:54:27,239 Speaker 1: sketches you to get? Seven? But didn't you feel good knowing? Hey, man, 1196 00:54:27,440 --> 00:54:28,880 Speaker 1: I got health insurance. 1197 00:54:29,200 --> 00:54:31,640 Speaker 2: If a bitch hack off her fucking thumb, you know what, 1198 00:54:31,800 --> 00:54:34,120 Speaker 2: I'm gonna put some olive oil on it. I'm gonna 1199 00:54:34,120 --> 00:54:38,200 Speaker 2: wrap it up as bleeding right, I. 1200 00:54:38,239 --> 00:54:40,239 Speaker 1: Know, I'm so brave right now to make soups with 1201 00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:42,520 Speaker 1: that knife again, you still got that knife. 1202 00:54:43,200 --> 00:54:45,720 Speaker 3: I mean, didn't feel good though, to have a bloody 1203 00:54:45,719 --> 00:54:48,040 Speaker 3: ass thumb and then watch La La Land think they 1204 00:54:48,080 --> 00:54:51,279 Speaker 3: won the Oscar and like, no, it's moonlight is your 1205 00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:53,120 Speaker 3: I don't even know who won last year? 1206 00:54:53,239 --> 00:54:55,200 Speaker 1: You guys should come. I I throw down for the Oscars. 1207 00:54:55,200 --> 00:54:57,160 Speaker 1: I want you guys to come to my Oscars. Everyone 1208 00:54:57,239 --> 00:54:59,080 Speaker 1: listening to shoot me an email. You guys are all 1209 00:54:59,320 --> 00:55:01,759 Speaker 1: for Oscars. We're so great. 1210 00:55:01,800 --> 00:55:03,760 Speaker 2: I mean, me and Marie we had a little Oscars 1211 00:55:03,880 --> 00:55:06,560 Speaker 2: party at a at a comedy club and it was 1212 00:55:06,680 --> 00:55:12,400 Speaker 2: it was turned we were We wore catsuits, like, yeah. 1213 00:55:12,320 --> 00:55:13,839 Speaker 1: We hosted it. We did it. We did the damn 1214 00:55:13,920 --> 00:55:18,200 Speaker 1: think we have flouts? Flouts? You think she's gonna ask 1215 00:55:18,320 --> 00:55:20,759 Speaker 1: us again? Maybe I don't know what year? What I mean, 1216 00:55:20,840 --> 00:55:24,480 Speaker 1: what time? What day is the March? March fourth? I'm 1217 00:55:24,520 --> 00:55:25,920 Speaker 1: not gonna be here. I'm gonna be at the Oscars 1218 00:55:25,960 --> 00:55:31,200 Speaker 1: in La. Okay, Well tell Lee, I'm gonna we're black. 1219 00:55:33,640 --> 00:55:38,000 Speaker 1: I'm gonna be making a suit. Wait, so okay. So 1220 00:55:39,480 --> 00:55:40,759 Speaker 1: there's certain things that you can't do. 1221 00:55:41,760 --> 00:55:43,719 Speaker 2: The one thing is that I'm like if I was 1222 00:55:43,840 --> 00:55:46,600 Speaker 2: if I had a boyfriend, I wouldn't feel bad about 1223 00:55:47,080 --> 00:55:49,400 Speaker 2: being broke because I would be like, a man can 1224 00:55:49,480 --> 00:55:52,080 Speaker 2: pay and it's fine. But I'm in a relationship with 1225 00:55:52,160 --> 00:55:54,839 Speaker 2: a woman and like we me not having no money 1226 00:55:54,880 --> 00:55:57,080 Speaker 2: in this situation is like, damn, we gotta we gotta 1227 00:55:57,160 --> 00:55:58,400 Speaker 2: pay together. 1228 00:55:58,520 --> 00:55:59,320 Speaker 1: Do you live together. 1229 00:55:59,520 --> 00:56:01,680 Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, I don't under that's why I don't think 1230 00:56:01,680 --> 00:56:02,480 Speaker 2: I could be a lesbian. 1231 00:56:02,560 --> 00:56:04,840 Speaker 1: Yeah, no you can't, Marie. I'm gonna change my preference. 1232 00:56:06,160 --> 00:56:09,880 Speaker 1: I don't know if it's just I've never felt comfortable 1233 00:56:09,960 --> 00:56:14,600 Speaker 1: having him pay for everything. What ever, because we raised wrong, 1234 00:56:16,320 --> 00:56:19,040 Speaker 1: she laid she wanted you to be like even on 1235 00:56:19,160 --> 00:56:21,800 Speaker 1: your first date. I think we split it. That's terrible. 1236 00:56:21,880 --> 00:56:23,680 Speaker 1: I want to have to see this is why you 1237 00:56:23,800 --> 00:56:26,400 Speaker 1: are where you are right now because I like. 1238 00:56:26,560 --> 00:56:29,000 Speaker 2: To be able to like pay I don't know, and 1239 00:56:29,080 --> 00:56:30,920 Speaker 2: I like I like to be able to be like nah, 1240 00:56:31,239 --> 00:56:33,120 Speaker 2: and when you get some more money, we define gonna 1241 00:56:33,120 --> 00:56:33,440 Speaker 2: hang out. 1242 00:56:35,840 --> 00:56:41,440 Speaker 1: Girl, I've been hanging out like I don't know. Sometimes 1243 00:56:41,440 --> 00:56:43,880 Speaker 1: I'll just sometimes if I'm like crying and I'm like 1244 00:56:44,040 --> 00:56:47,799 Speaker 1: I missed the being able to buy shoes, and he'll 1245 00:56:47,960 --> 00:56:50,440 Speaker 1: he'll be like, I got dinner tonight and I'm put 1246 00:56:50,480 --> 00:56:50,919 Speaker 1: on the act. 1247 00:56:51,200 --> 00:56:53,239 Speaker 2: But he sound like at the dinner with Calvin, I 1248 00:56:53,520 --> 00:56:56,640 Speaker 2: sound like Rachel from Friends right was when she like 1249 00:56:57,360 --> 00:56:59,399 Speaker 2: her parents paid for everything and she didn't have no skull. 1250 00:56:59,480 --> 00:57:00,640 Speaker 1: I mean, I feel you have some skills. 1251 00:57:00,640 --> 00:57:03,160 Speaker 3: You had all the skills, you're super skills and you 1252 00:57:03,239 --> 00:57:04,920 Speaker 3: dress well whenever. I so you got a look one 1253 00:57:05,040 --> 00:57:06,360 Speaker 3: or like a vintage blouse. 1254 00:57:06,520 --> 00:57:10,040 Speaker 1: Oh, thank you, and you're the Unemployment show is outstanding. 1255 00:57:10,239 --> 00:57:12,920 Speaker 1: Thank you talking about that a little bit. So that's 1256 00:57:12,960 --> 00:57:14,719 Speaker 1: the other thing. I made it a brand, right, I've 1257 00:57:14,760 --> 00:57:17,680 Speaker 1: made being unemployed my brand, which was a joke at first, 1258 00:57:17,800 --> 00:57:19,720 Speaker 1: and now it's been a year and it's like really 1259 00:57:19,840 --> 00:57:22,640 Speaker 1: fun and people like it to the point where I've 1260 00:57:22,640 --> 00:57:25,560 Speaker 1: gone into interviews and they're and for like part time jobs, 1261 00:57:25,640 --> 00:57:27,920 Speaker 1: and I'm like, I'd prefer not to work Thursdays and 1262 00:57:27,960 --> 00:57:30,640 Speaker 1: they're like, why cause you do your unemployed show online 1263 00:57:30,680 --> 00:57:36,840 Speaker 1: and I'm like, you watch. Yeah, that literally happened to 1264 00:57:36,880 --> 00:57:39,040 Speaker 1: me at a because I do part time jobs, and 1265 00:57:39,080 --> 00:57:40,920 Speaker 1: that was at an interview. I got the job though, 1266 00:57:41,040 --> 00:57:46,080 Speaker 1: So yeah, I give tours to who Asians at funeral homes. 1267 00:57:46,120 --> 00:57:49,960 Speaker 1: It's funeral home tours now. I give you guys should come. 1268 00:57:50,040 --> 00:57:52,040 Speaker 1: I make my friends come and they have to fake 1269 00:57:52,120 --> 00:57:55,280 Speaker 1: tip me. I give tours of Fifth Avenue fashion houses, 1270 00:57:55,400 --> 00:57:57,920 Speaker 1: so like from forty first Street fifth Ave to fifty 1271 00:57:58,000 --> 00:58:00,160 Speaker 1: ninth end at Burg Dwarfs and I talk about the 1272 00:58:00,240 --> 00:58:02,560 Speaker 1: history of like Valentino and like we talk about what's 1273 00:58:02,560 --> 00:58:06,280 Speaker 1: in the window and like, you know, that's a job. 1274 00:58:06,840 --> 00:58:08,480 Speaker 1: And then I would be like, I'll hand you the 1275 00:58:08,560 --> 00:58:12,080 Speaker 1: twenty and I'm like, anna give me thirty back? Oh yeah, back, 1276 00:58:12,240 --> 00:58:14,280 Speaker 1: So I make I made my mom Lee came on 1277 00:58:14,360 --> 00:58:15,840 Speaker 1: the tour. I said, listen, do not talk to me, 1278 00:58:15,920 --> 00:58:18,320 Speaker 1: do not act like my mom. Don't pretend you know me. 1279 00:58:19,040 --> 00:58:20,920 Speaker 1: Just be like super into the tour and at the 1280 00:58:21,040 --> 00:58:23,440 Speaker 1: end hand me fifty dollars and make every all these 1281 00:58:23,480 --> 00:58:26,200 Speaker 1: European tourists see it so they know it's customers. 1282 00:58:28,280 --> 00:58:30,240 Speaker 2: Europeans will be like I don't even know. They will 1283 00:58:30,280 --> 00:58:32,000 Speaker 2: hand you a quarter. They'll be like, oh, this is 1284 00:58:32,040 --> 00:58:33,960 Speaker 2: what's like for launds. 1285 00:58:34,160 --> 00:58:36,640 Speaker 1: Yeah, oh I know. I worked in the restaurants. 1286 00:58:36,760 --> 00:58:36,960 Speaker 2: I know. 1287 00:58:37,880 --> 00:58:40,480 Speaker 1: They so rude. Listen, European people listening to this. When 1288 00:58:40,520 --> 00:58:42,120 Speaker 1: you come to this country, you had a tip. 1289 00:58:42,240 --> 00:58:45,600 Speaker 2: Tip okay, and didn't don't do don't whatever change is 1290 00:58:45,640 --> 00:58:47,320 Speaker 2: in your pocket, that's not the tip. What you do 1291 00:58:47,520 --> 00:58:50,360 Speaker 2: is you look at it, then you times it by 1292 00:58:51,200 --> 00:58:53,400 Speaker 2: fifty and then that's my tips. 1293 00:58:53,720 --> 00:58:56,360 Speaker 1: That's the tip. Just know that like the stuff that 1294 00:58:56,480 --> 00:58:59,600 Speaker 1: you're doing, you know, the stuff that we that we 1295 00:58:59,760 --> 00:59:02,560 Speaker 1: do for you is not free. That's it. 1296 00:59:02,800 --> 00:59:04,600 Speaker 2: And they they've been coming to this country long enough 1297 00:59:04,640 --> 00:59:06,200 Speaker 2: that they should know about tipping, but they still be 1298 00:59:06,200 --> 00:59:07,840 Speaker 2: acting like should I deep? 1299 00:59:08,080 --> 00:59:09,520 Speaker 1: And it's like you've been to New York. 1300 00:59:09,400 --> 00:59:13,000 Speaker 2: Before Banana as you being unemployed, do you tip properly? 1301 00:59:13,240 --> 00:59:16,640 Speaker 1: I do you still tip? Have to? Maybe not on 1302 00:59:16,720 --> 00:59:19,840 Speaker 1: a lift that sucks, but like, oh, I don't tip Uber, 1303 00:59:20,120 --> 00:59:23,640 Speaker 1: I don't tip it. I haven't tipped. No. Uber didn't 1304 00:59:23,720 --> 00:59:26,160 Speaker 1: used to have tips, and now they and I saw 1305 00:59:26,600 --> 00:59:28,240 Speaker 1: how I feel. I don't tip. I don't tip. I 1306 00:59:28,280 --> 00:59:30,720 Speaker 1: don't tip them. It used to be it was built 1307 00:59:30,760 --> 00:59:33,240 Speaker 1: in yeah, and then they like say, it was never 1308 00:59:33,600 --> 00:59:35,640 Speaker 1: built in No, it was when you set up your profile. 1309 00:59:35,680 --> 00:59:36,720 Speaker 1: It's it asked how much. 1310 00:59:36,640 --> 00:59:39,120 Speaker 2: You wanted to tip, what the percentage was, And now 1311 00:59:39,320 --> 00:59:42,520 Speaker 2: every time you finished taking an Uber it asked you 1312 00:59:42,640 --> 00:59:45,400 Speaker 2: to add more money. But it was when you first 1313 00:59:45,400 --> 00:59:48,440 Speaker 2: set up your Uber profile eight years ago, sis, how 1314 00:59:48,600 --> 00:59:51,040 Speaker 2: many years you've been using Uber, it said like I 1315 00:59:51,120 --> 00:59:52,479 Speaker 2: want to tip ten percent or fifteen? 1316 00:59:53,520 --> 00:59:55,320 Speaker 1: No, I never saw that. That never it said that 1317 00:59:55,600 --> 00:59:57,680 Speaker 1: you don't have to tip because we're already taking care 1318 00:59:57,680 --> 01:00:00,800 Speaker 1: of that. That's when I jumped on. When I jumped on, 1319 01:00:00,920 --> 01:00:02,840 Speaker 1: it was like, hey, the tip is already included, or 1320 01:00:02,920 --> 01:00:04,960 Speaker 1: we already took care of mine is mine is scrolled 1321 01:00:04,960 --> 01:00:08,600 Speaker 1: all the way down to the zero. So anna listen, 1322 01:00:08,680 --> 01:00:10,120 Speaker 1: I tip, you got a tip. I was in the 1323 01:00:10,240 --> 01:00:11,280 Speaker 1: service industry forever. 1324 01:00:11,440 --> 01:00:14,600 Speaker 2: It's shitty to not where can people listening catch the 1325 01:00:14,680 --> 01:00:16,040 Speaker 2: Unemployed Employment Show. 1326 01:00:16,200 --> 01:00:21,320 Speaker 1: It's the Unemployed Show, not Unemployment Okay, just correcting, I've 1327 01:00:21,520 --> 01:00:22,760 Speaker 1: we don't people. I know you were going to be 1328 01:00:22,840 --> 01:00:24,400 Speaker 1: on it tomorrow. You don't want people to think that 1329 01:00:24,440 --> 01:00:27,760 Speaker 1: you're poor. Anyway, you can watch it on Facebook dot 1330 01:00:27,800 --> 01:00:31,640 Speaker 1: com slash the Unemployed Show. Yes, follow me on unemployed Anna, 1331 01:00:32,440 --> 01:00:36,640 Speaker 1: it's so good, it's fun. We're doing a big live show, 1332 01:00:37,320 --> 01:00:40,360 Speaker 1: uh February eighteenth at Littlefield. We've never done it on 1333 01:00:40,400 --> 01:00:44,640 Speaker 1: a stage. Beautiful and uh, I don't know. Yeah, follow 1334 01:00:44,680 --> 01:00:45,520 Speaker 1: it on Instagram. 1335 01:00:45,840 --> 01:00:46,040 Speaker 2: Yeah. 1336 01:00:46,040 --> 01:00:47,920 Speaker 1: I'm gonna get the award. I'm getting an award. She's 1337 01:00:47,960 --> 01:00:50,240 Speaker 1: getting an award for losing her job. The most best 1338 01:00:50,280 --> 01:00:54,600 Speaker 1: service industry yess bottle service girls coming up for an award. 1339 01:00:54,720 --> 01:00:57,320 Speaker 1: People were real. They were asking real questions, like really, 1340 01:00:57,400 --> 01:01:00,280 Speaker 1: somebody tipped you that much? But I said yeah, and. 1341 01:01:00,320 --> 01:01:02,360 Speaker 3: They're like, well where is it? And You're like, oh, 1342 01:01:02,440 --> 01:01:06,960 Speaker 3: my chest they're like all in it. They're like, did 1343 01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:07,800 Speaker 3: you bring them back? 1344 01:01:09,880 --> 01:01:12,240 Speaker 1: Wait? What's your what's your instagram? On your Twitter? My 1345 01:01:12,360 --> 01:01:15,360 Speaker 1: Instagram's at Anna Rose Roysman and my Twitter's at unemployed 1346 01:01:15,400 --> 01:01:19,800 Speaker 1: Anna Anna Roy Rose Rosman, m R O, I S 1347 01:01:20,200 --> 01:01:25,280 Speaker 1: M an beautiful. What's Lee's instagram? She has never gone? 1348 01:01:27,240 --> 01:01:29,640 Speaker 1: She'd love you. Yeah, we're going to hang out with her. 1349 01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:32,760 Speaker 1: My mom she is. That's where I get my fashion from. 1350 01:01:32,840 --> 01:01:36,240 Speaker 1: Half my clothing is from her. It's hers. My mommy 1351 01:01:36,320 --> 01:01:41,040 Speaker 1: got no luks, she got nice? Where can people uh? 1352 01:01:42,360 --> 01:01:45,360 Speaker 1: Before we go? Can you hire me? That's yes? Are 1353 01:01:45,440 --> 01:01:47,400 Speaker 1: you looking for a job? I'm always looking for part 1354 01:01:47,440 --> 01:01:49,280 Speaker 1: time jobs. I don't want to give up auditioning and 1355 01:01:49,400 --> 01:01:52,880 Speaker 1: like doing you know, gigs that I think like will 1356 01:01:52,920 --> 01:01:55,840 Speaker 1: help my career. So I haven't the what's the end goal? 1357 01:01:56,280 --> 01:02:01,000 Speaker 1: The end goal? What sell TV show? Freaking TV show? 1358 01:02:01,440 --> 01:02:03,760 Speaker 2: Well, yours is very well produced. When I went there, 1359 01:02:03,920 --> 01:02:05,360 Speaker 2: the cameras were on top of the line. 1360 01:02:05,360 --> 01:02:08,040 Speaker 1: I was like, do you own these or if this isnt? No, 1361 01:02:08,200 --> 01:02:11,560 Speaker 1: I don't someone else owned some a? Was it a friend? 1362 01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:13,520 Speaker 1: My friend Brian who's the tech director. 1363 01:02:13,600 --> 01:02:15,880 Speaker 2: Okay, let me tell you you need to set your 1364 01:02:15,960 --> 01:02:18,160 Speaker 2: network up right, because Anna always got a. 1365 01:02:18,240 --> 01:02:21,560 Speaker 1: Friend that, Hey, do you need this? You need this gig? 1366 01:02:21,760 --> 01:02:24,680 Speaker 2: Hey you need some cameras. I got some cameras. You 1367 01:02:24,760 --> 01:02:27,080 Speaker 2: can't just have a whole bunch of unemployed friends like yourself. 1368 01:02:27,120 --> 01:02:29,880 Speaker 2: You got to have people doing stuff. I know, beautiful, 1369 01:02:30,040 --> 01:02:32,120 Speaker 2: take it to the next level. We are speaking of 1370 01:02:32,160 --> 01:02:34,520 Speaker 2: taking it to the next level. You could take this 1371 01:02:34,600 --> 01:02:36,360 Speaker 2: podcast to the next level by just listening to. 1372 01:02:36,440 --> 01:02:39,760 Speaker 1: Us on Patreon. Yeah, it's just the infificial experience. It's 1373 01:02:39,840 --> 01:02:43,160 Speaker 1: just five dollars, y'all got it? Come on us, all 1374 01:02:43,240 --> 01:02:45,040 Speaker 1: five dollars after our conversation today. 1375 01:02:45,200 --> 01:02:47,400 Speaker 2: Honestly, we're not even asking it for that much. And 1376 01:02:47,440 --> 01:02:49,280 Speaker 2: then where can people take this fashion tour? 1377 01:02:49,920 --> 01:02:54,080 Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's not up until March again, but 1378 01:02:54,200 --> 01:02:57,680 Speaker 1: it's Windows. Where is the company? Windows? Windows? Where all? Right? 1379 01:02:57,680 --> 01:03:01,600 Speaker 1: And then request Anna Rose Royce. Yeah, request me. Let 1380 01:03:01,640 --> 01:03:03,400 Speaker 1: me think, you know, talking to you after this, I 1381 01:03:03,520 --> 01:03:06,680 Speaker 1: feel still poor, but I feel like I have really 1382 01:03:06,800 --> 01:03:11,840 Speaker 1: sexy thumbs. I feel like we're too well. I feel 1383 01:03:11,880 --> 01:03:15,680 Speaker 1: like no, I feel like we're rich in uh talent 1384 01:03:16,440 --> 01:03:18,400 Speaker 1: and uh possibilities. 1385 01:03:18,640 --> 01:03:21,640 Speaker 2: We're rich in possibility, possibilities. Ain't paying my bills on potential. 1386 01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:23,200 Speaker 2: I mean we got a lot of potential. 1387 01:03:23,240 --> 01:03:25,520 Speaker 1: We got things in the works, La. 1388 01:03:26,080 --> 01:03:30,400 Speaker 2: I mean you're working part time, still doing auditions and 1389 01:03:30,520 --> 01:03:31,320 Speaker 2: booking stuff. 1390 01:03:31,600 --> 01:03:33,800 Speaker 1: Sometimes sometimes Sidney, I see what you're doing. 1391 01:03:33,840 --> 01:03:36,120 Speaker 2: But she also got a placenti facial one time, so 1392 01:03:36,560 --> 01:03:40,760 Speaker 2: that brings you anyway. 1393 01:03:40,800 --> 01:03:42,840 Speaker 1: Thanks for listening, guys. Bye,