WEBVTT - Are Your Lights On - 12.13.24

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<v Speaker 1>The nephew is here with today's frank phone call. What

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<v Speaker 1>you got for us? Nat? Are your lights on?

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<v Speaker 2>Now?

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<v Speaker 3>Are your lights all?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, let's go get down.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, is I'm trying to reach us?

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<v Speaker 2>Who's calling this?

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<v Speaker 1>This? They call me Pepper? I love. I think I

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<v Speaker 1>actually live in an apartment behind you. I think my

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<v Speaker 1>my apartments are up against each other. You are you

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<v Speaker 1>in unit? I want to know, Actually, I'm want to know.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm calling y'all got a little bit of a problem.

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<v Speaker 1>I actually live in uh which is the apartment that

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<v Speaker 1>that's our apartments are back to back with each other.

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<v Speaker 1>And I don't know harm man, but you are right, yes, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>here's here's what's going on. It took me a long

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<v Speaker 1>time to have to figure this out. But when you

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<v Speaker 1>come home in the evening and you turn your life,

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<v Speaker 1>do my right, my oven and stove come on, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm talking about every out on my stove is on

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<v Speaker 1>and burning hot.

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<v Speaker 2>How do you know that's because when I turn.

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<v Speaker 1>My lights on, I just I mean, I don't figured

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<v Speaker 1>it out. It just seemed like every time, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I hear you when you close your door, and every

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<v Speaker 1>evening I'm like, why is my oven in my stove

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<v Speaker 1>coming on? And I'm talking about my whole kitchen just

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<v Speaker 1>a hundred degrees in there behind the stove being on

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<v Speaker 1>like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, did you call maintenance?

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<v Speaker 1>From my understanding, I'm on the list and they're not

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<v Speaker 1>gonna get to me for a couple of days now,

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm not I'm asking you, miss you don't mind

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<v Speaker 1>to not have your light's on until they come get

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<v Speaker 1>this pace?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay. So you asking me not to turn all my

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<v Speaker 2>lights for three or four days, and you know, to

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<v Speaker 2>sit in the dark.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I'm just saying it's only gonna be for a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of days. I know it's a little bit of

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<v Speaker 1>an inconvenience, but I mean I can't be over here

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<v Speaker 1>in the house you know about to burn down.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you listening to what you're saying? You're asking me

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<v Speaker 2>to sit in the dark. You know, I got a baby.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't sit in the dark, Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, do y'all have any camels or something y'all

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<v Speaker 1>can work with or something like that.

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<v Speaker 2>I have to give my baby food milk. I mean, really,

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<v Speaker 2>you want me to sit in the dark and you

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<v Speaker 2>don't want me to turn anything on you know I

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<v Speaker 2>got to feed my baby.

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<v Speaker 1>I understand, and much respect to you and your child,

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<v Speaker 1>much respect. But what I'm trying to explain to you is,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, we have to look at the big hazard here.

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<v Speaker 1>The bigger hazard here is that I'm over here with

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<v Speaker 1>fire on.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, First of all, where are you getting this wee from?

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<v Speaker 2>How am I involved in your situation? I have nothing,

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<v Speaker 2>no one.

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<v Speaker 1>That's going on in your house. Your life is patched

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<v Speaker 1>in some kind of way to my ovens and stole.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, but I still I don't have anything to do

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<v Speaker 2>with that. You know, you need to call management whatever,

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<v Speaker 2>But I don't have anything any of that. And I

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<v Speaker 2>want to know, how do you know when I get

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<v Speaker 2>home and turn on my lights? I mean, like, are

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<v Speaker 2>you looking at my window or something? Are you a

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<v Speaker 2>peeping tong? Do I need to call nine one one?

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<v Speaker 1>You don't need to call nobody on me. Now. When

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<v Speaker 1>we need to get somebody over here and fix this

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<v Speaker 1>other than the stove, that's what we got to get done.

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<v Speaker 1>But until then, right now, you can't turn them lights off.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I'm turning on my life.

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<v Speaker 1>Listen.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I know you ain't trying to regulate what

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<v Speaker 2>I do in my house.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm fine listening. I'm gonna tell you just like this here,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna need you to keep them lights off until

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<v Speaker 1>me this get over here in two days. Now. If

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<v Speaker 1>I see this stove come on and all these eyes

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<v Speaker 1>on this stove come on, then I'm finna come back

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<v Speaker 1>over there and we're gonna have directed fire problem. But

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<v Speaker 1>I cannot have this coming on.

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<v Speaker 2>So you're threatening me.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, I'm not. No, I'm not, no, I am not.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm telling you not to turn the lights off. That's

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<v Speaker 1>what I'm asking you to do.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I can't sit in the dark and I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>turn on my light. So you know you're gonna have

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<v Speaker 2>to deal with it.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'm not finna deal with it. You're gonna have

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<v Speaker 1>to actually turn the lights off. Now, I understand. Do

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<v Speaker 1>you have somewhere you can go stay? Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Me, do you have somewhere you can go stay? I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not leaving my house. I don't have a problem. You

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<v Speaker 2>and the one with the problem.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm here. And then you turn it.

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<v Speaker 2>On, and then you're over here and knock on my door.

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<v Speaker 2>You think you see fire in your stove, You're gonna

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<v Speaker 2>see some fire. I can show you some fire.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, listen, I'm trying to work it as calmly as

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<v Speaker 1>I can.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, you're trying to work with me, calmedy.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>The only thing you're doing right now is you're trying

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<v Speaker 2>to tell me what to do and run my household.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. If you're not gonna work with me, then that's

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<v Speaker 1>what I'm gonna do. But I already found out where

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<v Speaker 1>the break is. I just go and just turn all

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<v Speaker 1>the power off so you don't have your power on

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<v Speaker 1>it off.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait a minute, what No, you can't turn my break off?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you crazy?

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<v Speaker 1>I got to do what I got to do. I

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<v Speaker 1>can't start no fire right here.

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<v Speaker 2>You get my phone number anyway? I mean, how you

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<v Speaker 2>know my name? My number? Artist? You know what? I'm

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<v Speaker 2>about to come home and he gonna put the foot

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<v Speaker 2>up your I don't care if he put your in

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<v Speaker 2>the of and we set your on fire. What you

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<v Speaker 2>talking about? You gonna damn turn the breaker off off.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to kill me and prevent a file for

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<v Speaker 1>the whole complex. And you're up in there trying to comment. Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>this is like aunsome for you to turn that on.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't give you want you already got a problem,

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<v Speaker 2>so I'm just gonna add fuel to the fire. You

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<v Speaker 2>call me and again, I want to know how you

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<v Speaker 2>got my number.

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<v Speaker 1>Look, I'm not from the city, and go on in

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<v Speaker 1>this little small t is that we got a problem

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<v Speaker 1>with your switch when you turn it on. The problem

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<v Speaker 1>on the store you have.

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<v Speaker 2>The problem is about to be a bigger problem when

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<v Speaker 2>my man come over there and put a foot up here.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know who the you think you with, but

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<v Speaker 2>it's about to be on. I don't know how you

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<v Speaker 2>got my number, but you called it wrong today.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, five, I got one more thing I need to

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<v Speaker 1>say to you.

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<v Speaker 2>You listen you got to say because I'm tired of

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<v Speaker 2>listening to you.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you listening?

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<v Speaker 2>You ain't said I wanted here today? You calling me

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<v Speaker 2>with all this it is?

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<v Speaker 1>That is nephew. Tire me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 1>You just got pranked by your husband?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you wait a minute? Hold up, this is who.

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<v Speaker 1>This is, nephew, tell me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 1>Your husband got meet the prank phone call you?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you serious? It's just for real. I don't believe it.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't believe I know I was ready to put

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<v Speaker 2>a foot up in somebody. I don't believe. I just

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<v Speaker 2>got pumped like this.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I gotta ask you one more thing. What is

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<v Speaker 1>the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show in

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<v Speaker 1>the land, The Steve.

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<v Speaker 2>Harbory Morning Show. You got it on?

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, come on, love her. I'll tell you what though.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you what though.

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<v Speaker 4>You don't call the wrong house today, because soon as

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<v Speaker 4>I tell my man, he gonna come over there and

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<v Speaker 4>put his foot straight off in yo, straight off it.

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<v Speaker 4>You gotta call the right house today. I don't give up.

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<v Speaker 1>People care about that oven, none of that.

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<v Speaker 4>Man, what is this? We got a problem where that

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<v Speaker 4>comes from? It's okay. As soon as my man get on,

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<v Speaker 4>you gonna call you think. I ain't frona argue with you,

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<v Speaker 4>But I got somebody. We're gonna come straight over there.

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<v Speaker 4>I know who I'm married to. That's always good when

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<v Speaker 4>you know you're married to somebody, is yes. I heard

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<v Speaker 4>Marjorie tell somebody one time. I can't tell this to

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<v Speaker 4>my husband because so let's what else? What else you got?

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<v Speaker 4>Because I can't tell this to him.

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<v Speaker 3>Go ahead tell me, Yeah, I gotta let him know

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<v Speaker 3>what stupid is going on. You know, stupid is moving

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<v Speaker 3>around the country. That's a comedy show on that's Stupid

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<v Speaker 3>on tour. Okay, get ready to My next stop is

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<v Speaker 3>a December twenty eight that is called it's called the

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<v Speaker 3>New Year's Comedy Jam. It is actually on December twenty

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<v Speaker 3>eight at the Dog Constitution Hall in Washington, d C.

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<v Speaker 3>That's Tony Robins, Lands Woods, Red Grant, lou Nail, Bruce Bruce,

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<v Speaker 3>hosted by yours truly.

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<v Speaker 1>If you timing all right.

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<v Speaker 3>stock and give them some laughs for the Christmas holidays.

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<v Speaker 3>Laying in the cut after that is Milwaukee, Milwaukee.

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<v Speaker 1>The Nephew is coming.

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<v Speaker 3>Tickets on sale right now and Nephew coming through. I

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<v Speaker 3>ain't never been up in there, so come watch me.

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<v Speaker 3>Come see what all of us is all about. Come

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<v Speaker 3>see what ignorant skills straight in your face. Where I'm

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<v Speaker 3>going to go, Where you're going, Milwaukee, Wisconsin at the

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<v Speaker 3>m Problem MLK Weekend, Yes, say yess yes, sir all

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<v Speaker 1>Right, coming up next, thinking if you