Speaker 1: The nephew is here with today's frank phone call. What
Speaker 1: you got for us? Nat? Are your lights on?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 3: Are your lights all?
Speaker 1: Okay, let's go get down.
Speaker 2: Hello.
Speaker 1: Hello, is I'm trying to reach us?
Speaker 2: Who's calling this?
Speaker 1: This? They call me Pepper? I love. I think I
Speaker 1: actually live in an apartment behind you. I think my
Speaker 1: my apartments are up against each other. You are you
Speaker 1: in unit? I want to know, Actually, I'm want to know.
Speaker 1: I'm calling y'all got a little bit of a problem.
Speaker 1: I actually live in uh which is the apartment that
Speaker 1: that's our apartments are back to back with each other.
Speaker 1: And I don't know harm man, but you are right, yes, okay,
Speaker 1: here's here's what's going on. It took me a long
Speaker 1: time to have to figure this out. But when you
Speaker 1: come home in the evening and you turn your life,
Speaker 1: do my right, my oven and stove come on, and
Speaker 1: I'm talking about every out on my stove is on
Speaker 1: and burning hot.
Speaker 2: How do you know that's because when I turn.
Speaker 1: My lights on, I just I mean, I don't figured
Speaker 1: it out. It just seemed like every time, I mean,
Speaker 1: I hear you when you close your door, and every
Speaker 1: evening I'm like, why is my oven in my stove
Speaker 1: coming on? And I'm talking about my whole kitchen just
Speaker 1: a hundred degrees in there behind the stove being on
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 2: Okay, did you call maintenance?
Speaker 1: From my understanding, I'm on the list and they're not
Speaker 1: gonna get to me for a couple of days now,
Speaker 1: So I'm not I'm asking you, miss you don't mind
Speaker 1: to not have your light's on until they come get
Speaker 1: this pace?
Speaker 2: Okay. So you asking me not to turn all my
Speaker 2: lights for three or four days, and you know, to
Speaker 2: sit in the dark.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm just saying it's only gonna be for a
Speaker 1: couple of days. I know it's a little bit of
Speaker 1: an inconvenience, but I mean I can't be over here
Speaker 1: in the house you know about to burn down.
Speaker 2: Are you listening to what you're saying? You're asking me
Speaker 2: to sit in the dark. You know, I got a baby.
Speaker 2: I can't sit in the dark, Okay.
Speaker 1: I mean, do y'all have any camels or something y'all
Speaker 1: can work with or something like that.
Speaker 2: I have to give my baby food milk. I mean, really,
Speaker 2: you want me to sit in the dark and you
Speaker 2: don't want me to turn anything on you know I
Speaker 2: got to feed my baby.
Speaker 1: I understand, and much respect to you and your child,
Speaker 1: much respect. But what I'm trying to explain to you is,
Speaker 1: I mean, we have to look at the big hazard here.
Speaker 1: The bigger hazard here is that I'm over here with
Speaker 1: fire on.
Speaker 2: Okay, First of all, where are you getting this wee from?
Speaker 2: How am I involved in your situation? I have nothing,
Speaker 2: no one.
Speaker 1: That's going on in your house. Your life is patched
Speaker 1: in some kind of way to my ovens and stole.
Speaker 2: Okay, but I still I don't have anything to do
Speaker 2: with that. You know, you need to call management whatever,
Speaker 2: But I don't have anything any of that. And I
Speaker 2: want to know, how do you know when I get
Speaker 2: home and turn on my lights? I mean, like, are
Speaker 2: you looking at my window or something? Are you a
Speaker 2: peeping tong? Do I need to call nine one one?
Speaker 1: You don't need to call nobody on me. Now. When
Speaker 1: we need to get somebody over here and fix this
Speaker 1: other than the stove, that's what we got to get done.
Speaker 1: But until then, right now, you can't turn them lights off.
Speaker 2: Oh I'm turning on my life.
Speaker 1: Listen.
Speaker 2: I mean, I know you ain't trying to regulate what
Speaker 2: I do in my house.
Speaker 1: I'm fine listening. I'm gonna tell you just like this here,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna need you to keep them lights off until
Speaker 1: me this get over here in two days. Now. If
Speaker 1: I see this stove come on and all these eyes
Speaker 1: on this stove come on, then I'm finna come back
Speaker 1: over there and we're gonna have directed fire problem. But
Speaker 1: I cannot have this coming on.
Speaker 2: So you're threatening me.
Speaker 1: Now, I'm not. No, I'm not, no, I am not.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you not to turn the lights off. That's
Speaker 1: what I'm asking you to do.
Speaker 2: Well, I can't sit in the dark and I'm gonna
Speaker 2: turn on my light. So you know you're gonna have
Speaker 2: to deal with it.
Speaker 1: No, I'm not finna deal with it. You're gonna have
Speaker 1: to actually turn the lights off. Now, I understand. Do
Speaker 1: you have somewhere you can go stay? Oh?
Speaker 2: Me, do you have somewhere you can go stay? I'm
Speaker 2: not leaving my house. I don't have a problem. You
Speaker 2: and the one with the problem.
Speaker 1: I'm here. And then you turn it.
Speaker 2: On, and then you're over here and knock on my door.
Speaker 2: You think you see fire in your stove, You're gonna
Speaker 2: see some fire. I can show you some fire.
Speaker 1: Okay, listen, I'm trying to work it as calmly as
Speaker 1: I can.
Speaker 2: Okay, you're trying to work with me, calmedy.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: The only thing you're doing right now is you're trying
Speaker 2: to tell me what to do and run my household.
Speaker 1: Okay. If you're not gonna work with me, then that's
Speaker 1: what I'm gonna do. But I already found out where
Speaker 1: the break is. I just go and just turn all
Speaker 1: the power off so you don't have your power on
Speaker 1: it off.
Speaker 2: Wait a minute, what No, you can't turn my break off?
Speaker 2: Are you crazy?
Speaker 1: I got to do what I got to do. I
Speaker 1: can't start no fire right here.
Speaker 2: You get my phone number anyway? I mean, how you
Speaker 2: know my name? My number? Artist? You know what? I'm
Speaker 2: about to come home and he gonna put the foot
Speaker 2: up your I don't care if he put your in
Speaker 2: the of and we set your on fire. What you
Speaker 2: talking about? You gonna damn turn the breaker off off.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to kill me and prevent a file for
Speaker 1: the whole complex. And you're up in there trying to comment. Uh,
Speaker 1: this is like aunsome for you to turn that on.
Speaker 2: I don't give you want you already got a problem,
Speaker 2: so I'm just gonna add fuel to the fire. You
Speaker 2: call me and again, I want to know how you
Speaker 2: got my number.
Speaker 1: Look, I'm not from the city, and go on in
Speaker 1: this little small t is that we got a problem
Speaker 1: with your switch when you turn it on. The problem
Speaker 1: on the store you have.
Speaker 2: The problem is about to be a bigger problem when
Speaker 2: my man come over there and put a foot up here.
Speaker 2: I don't know who the you think you with, but
Speaker 2: it's about to be on. I don't know how you
Speaker 2: got my number, but you called it wrong today.
Speaker 1: Okay, five, I got one more thing I need to
Speaker 1: say to you.
Speaker 2: You listen you got to say because I'm tired of
Speaker 2: listening to you.
Speaker 1: Are you listening?
Speaker 2: You ain't said I wanted here today? You calling me
Speaker 2: with all this it is?
Speaker 1: That is nephew. Tire me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 1: You just got pranked by your husband?
Speaker 2: Are you wait a minute? Hold up, this is who.
Speaker 1: This is, nephew, tell me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 1: Your husband got meet the prank phone call you?
Speaker 2: Are you serious? It's just for real. I don't believe it.
Speaker 2: I can't believe I know I was ready to put
Speaker 2: a foot up in somebody. I don't believe. I just
Speaker 2: got pumped like this.
Speaker 1: Okay, I gotta ask you one more thing. What is
Speaker 1: the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show in
Speaker 1: the land, The Steve.
Speaker 2: Harbory Morning Show. You got it on?
Speaker 1: Come on, come on, love her. I'll tell you what though.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what though.
Speaker 4: You don't call the wrong house today, because soon as
Speaker 4: I tell my man, he gonna come over there and
Speaker 4: put his foot straight off in yo, straight off it.
Speaker 4: You gotta call the right house today. I don't give up.
Speaker 1: People care about that oven, none of that.
Speaker 4: Man, what is this? We got a problem where that
Speaker 4: comes from? It's okay. As soon as my man get on,
Speaker 4: you gonna call you think. I ain't frona argue with you,
Speaker 4: But I got somebody. We're gonna come straight over there.
Speaker 4: I know who I'm married to. That's always good when
Speaker 4: you know you're married to somebody, is yes. I heard
Speaker 4: Marjorie tell somebody one time. I can't tell this to
Speaker 4: my husband because so let's what else? What else you got?
Speaker 4: Because I can't tell this to him.
Speaker 3: Go ahead tell me, Yeah, I gotta let him know
Speaker 3: what stupid is going on. You know, stupid is moving
Speaker 3: around the country. That's a comedy show on that's Stupid
Speaker 3: on tour. Okay, get ready to My next stop is
Speaker 3: a December twenty eight that is called it's called the
Speaker 3: New Year's Comedy Jam. It is actually on December twenty
Speaker 3: eight at the Dog Constitution Hall in Washington, d C.
Speaker 3: That's Tony Robins, Lands Woods, Red Grant, lou Nail, Bruce Bruce,
Speaker 3: hosted by yours truly.
Speaker 1: If you timing all right.
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Speaker 3: great stock and stuff for and put it in somebody's
Speaker 3: stock and give them some laughs for the Christmas holidays.
Speaker 3: Laying in the cut after that is Milwaukee, Milwaukee.
Speaker 1: The Nephew is coming.
Speaker 3: That would be MLK Weekend at the m Prov and Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
Speaker 3: Tickets on sale right now and Nephew coming through. I
Speaker 3: ain't never been up in there, so come watch me.
Speaker 3: Come see what all of us is all about. Come
Speaker 3: see what ignorant skills straight in your face. Where I'm
Speaker 3: going to go, Where you're going, Milwaukee, Wisconsin at the
Speaker 3: m Problem MLK Weekend, Yes, say yess yes, sir all
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