Speaker 1: Welcome two this episode of Emergency Intercom.
Speaker 2: I got the last story. Are you jealous?
Speaker 1: Intercom? I just got it?
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, it's not weird to see intercram intacom. It's
Speaker 2: just one intercom, So I guess you must be you
Speaker 2: must be hosting a different podcast this week.
Speaker 1: Surprise, I'm starting my own podcast, Emergency Intercom. Intercom.
Speaker 2: Guys, I have exciting news. So I've decided that I
Speaker 2: just don't feel right here anymore. So I've started my
Speaker 2: own venture. But don't worry. Someone will be replacing me,
Speaker 2: and there's still it'll be the same, except I just
Speaker 2: won't be here.
Speaker 1: And that person is Tom York from Radiohead.
Speaker 2: Oh why did they call it radio Head? I'm not
Speaker 2: gonna do that whole thing because it's really annoying.
Speaker 1: And you've been doing this insane irish accent talking about
Speaker 1: Radiohead hot take though, Like why is Radiohead kind of good?
Speaker 1: I know?
Speaker 2: I feel like people always like make fun of it
Speaker 2: and stuff, but it's actually good music.
Speaker 1: It's actually like hell.
Speaker 2: Say, and I feel like if you even knew good music,
Speaker 2: but like you're probably a stupid fucking girl, so you
Speaker 2: don't know shit about shit.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh, my god, Kai, we're finally getting to the point
Speaker 2: of the podcast where Kai can like agree with everything
Speaker 2: we said. You start adding without us asking, like clapping
Speaker 2: sounds after everything.
Speaker 1: But yeah, radiohead is like kind of ill.
Speaker 2: Well why do you think they call it.
Speaker 1: Radiohead because it's stuck in your head like a radio?
Speaker 2: Okay, No, because it's always on the radio and it's
Speaker 2: stuck in your head. How did you get that? Because
Speaker 2: it's stuck in your head like the radio, What do
Speaker 2: you got over there? Because I'm seeing you looked at
Speaker 2: your notes, but I can't tell if you're like rubbing
Speaker 2: up your engine and trying to figure out which one
Speaker 2: to start with, or like.
Speaker 1: No, I just have my notes open just so I
Speaker 1: don't like constantly grab my phone and it looks like
Speaker 1: I'm on my phone the entire hour. But something okay, this,
Speaker 1: in my opinion, was like the real pandemic and like
Speaker 1: no one is like really talking about it, but like
Speaker 1: the cowprint epidemic that happened in twenty twenty where all
Speaker 1: the girls had like cowprint all over their walls. Like
Speaker 1: I think, I don't know. I haven't gotten to the
Speaker 1: bottom of my theories. I do have theories and I
Speaker 1: don't know where to post them. But like, there's some serious, sinister,
Speaker 1: dark sided energy there, Like I really can't explain it,
Speaker 1: Like there's some really dark energy.
Speaker 2: Is this a part of your syop corner?
Speaker 1: Potentially? I haven't fully like like thought I realized the
Speaker 1: thought yet. Yeah, but yeah, there was some really darkness
Speaker 1: vibes there.
Speaker 2: Think about this because we were heading into a trend
Speaker 2: based society where nobody thought for themselves and everybody did
Speaker 2: exactly what they thought online. Just like cows. You put
Speaker 2: them into groups, heard them in like sheep, and everybody
Speaker 2: was becoming sheep. But the easiest way to turn the
Speaker 2: people into sheepl was through the colprint. And guess what
Speaker 2: came after that The Sherpa jackets, the big jackets.
Speaker 1: The girls were literally sheep a little bit.
Speaker 2: Yeah. People were like, you were a part of a herd.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well that's the crazy part of a herd.
Speaker 2: While I was busy being heard oh wow.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well the crazy thing about me is like I
Speaker 1: would never be a sheep.
Speaker 2: Well you have an iPhone, so you're already done.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but do most people have notes in their notes
Speaker 1: apps about collective effervescence?
Speaker 2: No, that doesn't make you like, that makes me not
Speaker 2: a shop, that makes you an insane person.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I'm not going deeper into that thought because
Speaker 1: y'all both don't deserve it.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be honest. That's the best news ever.
Speaker 1: No, Okay, basically, oh my god, basically what it is?
Speaker 1: You know, you know I have to talk so.
Speaker 2: Like no one's Oh, I'm like, everyone's gonna fucking norm me. Fine,
Speaker 2: I shut up?
Speaker 1: Yeah exactly if I did shut up. Oh. That's the
Speaker 1: thing is like what I realize is everyone in my
Speaker 1: close life ignores the fuck out of me. I'm just
Speaker 1: like an afterthought. I'm a background character in everyone's life.
Speaker 1: I'm just kind of like this figure that's there but
Speaker 1: never addressed. But when I go out, I am the
Speaker 1: it girl. Everyone fucking wants me, wants to talk to me,
Speaker 1: wants to be around me. It's really crazy.
Speaker 2: Drew is like the definition of like a spoiled kid
Speaker 2: who if he like lost his family and a fire,
Speaker 2: would be like fuck, they did give me attention. Like,
Speaker 2: but where your family? Not your actual family? Because your
Speaker 2: actual family isn't your family. Where your family your actual
Speaker 2: family actually doesn't care about you. That's one of my
Speaker 2: isolating tactics with my friends recently, I'm like, your real
Speaker 2: family doesn't care about you, and you should depend on
Speaker 2: me like your family, And I'm not going to help
Speaker 2: you the way your family would because.
Speaker 1: That's not scary. It's really really scary. But yeah, So
Speaker 1: collective effervescence. It's this idea that like the reason there's
Speaker 1: religion and shit like that, it's because it creates this
Speaker 1: community and this feeling and this energy and this vibration
Speaker 1: in the air that like when you all go to
Speaker 1: church together, that you feel like you're a part of
Speaker 1: this like collected collective of people in this like little community.
Speaker 1: And the reason there's this girl that I was watching
Speaker 1: that like kind of theorize that, like the reason why
Speaker 1: there's such a big downfall of like religion is because
Speaker 1: we're getting that community that we used to get in
Speaker 1: religion in other places like concerts for example, Like you
Speaker 1: ever go to a concert, like a basketball gamer sit,
Speaker 1: Like you ever go into a stadium with a one
Speaker 1: hundred thousand other people all there to do the exact
Speaker 1: same as you or same thing as you, like freak
Speaker 1: out over whatever you're fucking watching. It is legitimately the greatest,
Speaker 1: most addicting feeling in the world. And I get why
Speaker 1: the Straits love sports, Like it really makes a lot
Speaker 1: of sense. Like I went to a soccer game and
Speaker 1: like the energy in that fucking stadium was like unlike
Speaker 1: anything I've ever experienced before. I literally felt like ooga booga, primal,
Speaker 1: like fucking caveman like banging on my chest type vibes,
Speaker 1: like fucking like wanting to scream for something I literally
Speaker 1: don't care about or know nothing of.
Speaker 2: When you said that term, at first, I thought you
Speaker 2: were about to go on some tangent about fucking microbiomes
Speaker 2: and shit, So I was like, damn.
Speaker 1: I could go no, well did you know? No, did
Speaker 1: you know that microscopic beings like little critters that we
Speaker 1: can't see, are like essentially God, because like, if evolution
Speaker 1: is real, we evolved from them, they could created us.
Speaker 1: And yeah, well.
Speaker 2: The good thing is evolution isn't real. You're put here
Speaker 2: by God.
Speaker 1: We know. Literally, why do I not believe in evolution?
Speaker 1: I just don't believe in anything we've ever made up.
Speaker 1: I feel like everything we've ever been told is not
Speaker 1: real and we were just placed here and we live
Speaker 1: this same life over and over and over again to
Speaker 1: absorb our energy.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. I literally don't believe in science,
Speaker 2: and they'll end it there. I don't stand by sides
Speaker 2: unless it's like medicine and stuff like believe that. But
Speaker 2: like I'm not kidding, like I don't care to know
Speaker 2: the science of things, Like I just don't think I
Speaker 2: need to know it. And also like all these theories
Speaker 2: don't even make sense because there are so many instances
Speaker 2: where the theories don't align with some freak accident. It's like, whoa,
Speaker 2: that should have never happened. How did that happen? It's like, yeah, bitch,
Speaker 2: because your theory is just a theory in your board,
Speaker 2: like on your iPhone, like I do.
Speaker 1: We're what you call flat earth us. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I believe the Earth is flat. I don't like it's
Speaker 1: not even like hello, I'm looking out and it's literally
Speaker 1: not curved.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't see any curves. Like it's like kind
Speaker 2: of like looking at Drew, like laying.
Speaker 1: Down, and in that case it is curvy and fat
Speaker 1: and volumptuous and like really fucking sexy hot.
Speaker 2: Okay, well, the Earth can't be sexy. It's just a planet.
Speaker 1: I've banged Mother Earth last night, Like I literally banged
Speaker 1: her in her volcano hole.
Speaker 2: I fingered her soil last night.
Speaker 1: Yeah you ever you ever put your feet in grass before?
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding. Yeah, that shit feels good. Oh like
Speaker 1: explain that. No, the people you having sex with their
Speaker 1: basically know the people that don't wear shoes around really
Speaker 1: like might be onto something with that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, bitch, they're onto the next like viral disease, That's
Speaker 2: what they're.
Speaker 1: Onto, Like the next cut in their foot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're onto like the next case of hepatitis.
Speaker 1: We were we were in big sir, and we went
Speaker 1: to this like river. This is words a bunch And
Speaker 1: when we were there, everyone had like water shoes and
Speaker 1: all the like gear they needed to hike up this
Speaker 1: fucking uh river to get to the waterfalls. And our dumbasses,
Speaker 1: like I didn't even bring a swim suit, so I
Speaker 1: had to wear like two layers of boxers and like
Speaker 1: my bulge was out and it was really fucking uncomfortable
Speaker 1: and weird, and I hated it for like thirty seconds,
Speaker 1: and then I understood why the speedo exists. And I'm
Speaker 1: about to be I'm entering my speedo arc.
Speaker 2: But I just thought of like you and a thong
Speaker 2: speedo and it really like, yeah, it did something.
Speaker 1: To my brain that it like should be talking about it.
Speaker 2: You throw water on a hot pan and it like
Speaker 2: sizzles out, really has That's what the thought just did
Speaker 2: in my brain, Like it came there and then all
Speaker 2: myselves were like.
Speaker 1: Like they killed themselves away. Yeah, the synapses in your
Speaker 1: brain's off themselves. But I really understand why water shoes exist.
Speaker 1: But at the same time, we were walking scams. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we were walking barefoot in this creek and river, and
Speaker 1: I already feel like my feet have gotten harder and
Speaker 1: more like viable for the earth. But after we got
Speaker 1: out and I put my shoes on, I really was like,
Speaker 1: holy shit, Like shoes are the greatest thing we've ever
Speaker 1: invented ever period because like, imagine fucking trekking on the
Speaker 1: ground like that all the time, Like it would hurt,
Speaker 1: Like it's bullshit. We need to invent soft concrete.
Speaker 2: I want it. You's so bad. Imagine walking around barefoot.
Speaker 2: It would like hurt, like and.
Speaker 1: That's see I fucking spilled Like that's crazy.
Speaker 2: It's like it feels nice to walk on certain concretes,
Speaker 2: like non porous, like not streaked, like sidewalk. Concrete feels
Speaker 2: really good on your feet and unless it's hot, like
Speaker 2: it's really good. You said they're good for chalk.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like like that same level.
Speaker 2: It's like that feels good, and like a driveway feels good,
Speaker 2: but it's just like the bare street.
Speaker 1: As fault is horrisgusting, like it's scary as fuck.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I love going to the river and not having
Speaker 2: water shoes because I like it feels like I'm using
Speaker 2: my body the way it was intended, so that like
Speaker 2: all my like creviss of my feet are like landing
Speaker 2: where they should.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I love banging your mom and using my body the
Speaker 1: way it should be and like feeling all the crevices.
Speaker 2: Oh that's funny because like I know your brain chemistry
Speaker 2: and that's not the way your body's supposed to be used.
Speaker 1: I banged your mom.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, just because you do something doesn't mean I.
Speaker 1: Was talking about that with Josiah where I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: like when we say your mom or I banged your mom,
Speaker 1: it doesn't mean like I'm banging your mother. It's literally
Speaker 1: like a whole other like entity of itself. Like yeah, exactly,
Speaker 1: it has zero meaning. Quite literally, it's just like us
Speaker 1: saying shit out loud.
Speaker 2: He doesn't actually mean your mom's like cuchie stings. If
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, like, if I said your mom's,
Speaker 2: I was like so and so like me acting like
Speaker 2: no one knows her name. But if I was like
Speaker 2: Pam's koochie, that's like that's pushing it. Like, don't say that,
Speaker 2: Like that's like.
Speaker 1: Sorry, mom my mom listens to every episode fourteen times.
Speaker 2: But yeah, like if saying that is crazy.
Speaker 1: Your vagina doesn't stink, mom, what it's a vagina?
Speaker 2: I mean, I mean, it's less about like the way
Speaker 2: you're vagina. It was so great. I don't know what
Speaker 2: we're talking about.
Speaker 1: I'll look it up. It's a clip of Laganja Strlaganja Estranjia.
Speaker 2: Ligango Stranja doing stand up to old people and she's
Speaker 2: like burning so hard. Well, how about this. Some songs
Speaker 2: are being are made just to be sung on American
Speaker 2: Idol and that's where it begins and end. And You're
Speaker 2: the one by Shanaia Twain was made to be sung
Speaker 2: by other people on American Idol like she didn't realize
Speaker 2: she was creating the Golden Ticket song. Anybody could get
Speaker 2: on there and sing that song.
Speaker 1: Is giving the same energy, like bitches who think they
Speaker 1: can sing and can kind of sing love singing hallelujah,
Speaker 1: like put that ship to rest, just like the fucking
Speaker 1: Nate skull paint from American Horror Story for Halloween. Like
Speaker 1: I'm like, gave it up for real.
Speaker 2: So, y'all. I went to Galencia where they filmed the
Speaker 2: TV show Weeds. Now, y'all, it's very dry. It's almost
Speaker 2: kind of like your vagina. Can I get amen? Now, y'all?
Speaker 2: I am a tree hugger because if it ain't green,
Speaker 2: I'm not interested. Oh kind.
Speaker 1: I like, I've always been like a firm believer in
Speaker 1: RuPaul like that it's never blaming on the edit, Like
Speaker 1: you said that shit blah blah blah blah blah, but
Speaker 1: that truly was a blame it on the edit mends.
Speaker 2: So much of that show is made that to fight
Speaker 2: the allegations. And he thought if he made a Brockhampton
Speaker 2: ask song that it would like.
Speaker 1: Distract all for the ban on the edit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he thought he got a bare face on a
Speaker 2: on a root Baul song that it would distract us
Speaker 2: from the fact that that is literally the truth, Like
Speaker 2: that's the whole show. So much of the show is contating. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's like there's no way in a room of twelve
Speaker 2: of the most extroverted people, everyone is that silent when
Speaker 2: someone takes yeah, like it's you just can't convince me
Speaker 2: of that. But it's so awesome because I love how
Speaker 2: much they enjoy making shit silent, Like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the crickets are the like all like the silence.
Speaker 1: It's literally the producers on that show are like geniuses.
Speaker 1: Like a producer recently left, like a really high up
Speaker 1: executive just left Drag Race. And they were saying, like
Speaker 1: they worked on the last season in the new All
Speaker 1: Star season, which they said is going to be one
Speaker 1: of the greatest seasons of All Star Drag Race ever.
Speaker 1: But the last season, Uh, Sasha wasn't supposed to win,
Speaker 1: Like the producers didn't want Sasha to win. She just
Speaker 1: did so good that she won. And it was supposed
Speaker 1: to be Mistress and Anietsra in the end and like
Speaker 1: the final and that's what the producers were producing towards.
Speaker 1: But Sasha just like won the fan vote and like
Speaker 1: they couldn't not make her the w.
Speaker 2: So she's literally she genuinely is one of the.
Speaker 1: Great one of the greatest ever, like literally ever.
Speaker 2: She was so good.
Speaker 1: She swept, she swept like Bianca.
Speaker 2: It's so hard to dude, is that.
Speaker 1: This Oh it's leaning up against this Oh.
Speaker 2: I thought that was your chair. Like, girl, your chair
Speaker 2: is like actually cracking under your fucking butt.
Speaker 1: Right now, my giant, fucking little lumptuous ass, luscious, fat,
Speaker 1: stinky butt that like it's curvy like the earth.
Speaker 2: Well, you know how everybody gets annoyed because they're like,
Speaker 2: stop bringing back these fucking like washed up celebrities for
Speaker 2: endorsements and stuff, and everybody's like everybody's playing into nostalgia,
Speaker 2: everyone's playing to install. Just stop it for like endorsements,
Speaker 2: whether it be like you're seeing Paris Hilton Moore, you're
Speaker 2: seeing Lindsay Lohan Moore, you're seeing like all these huge
Speaker 2: names for the two thousands. But when you think about it,
Speaker 2: it does make sense why all these companies are obsessed
Speaker 2: with bringing them back. It's not so much as like
Speaker 2: we're cool, like we're gonna like do the cool people thing.
Speaker 2: It's literally because those are the phases you recognize from childhood,
Speaker 2: but now you are an adult with your own money,
Speaker 2: so they can just retap into that to make you
Speaker 2: look at the brand more because you are, naturally, whether
Speaker 2: you like it or not, going to be curious about
Speaker 2: the fact that this person you grew up watching is
Speaker 2: now the face of a brand, and you're gonna look
Speaker 2: and you're probably gonna buy because it's just that easy.
Speaker 2: Calise was the on the billboard for Uber for milkshakes,
Speaker 2: and that greened me. It was like, it was like,
Speaker 2: we'll bring the milkshake to your yard for Uber. I
Speaker 2: was like, bitch, I'm gonna fucking blow y'all up, Like
Speaker 2: get her.
Speaker 1: Down, Yeah, let her down. We shouldn't. I shouldn't be
Speaker 1: up here.
Speaker 2: That's literally.
Speaker 1: Well, I learned how to squirre recently, like in a
Speaker 1: really vi But yes, it was really violent and nasty
Speaker 1: all over the place.
Speaker 2: Oh wait, do you mean like poop or do you
Speaker 2: mean like a sexual squirt both? Oh, okay, it just
Speaker 2: happens at the same time. It's kind of like giving
Speaker 2: birth for you. Yeah, it's just like all holes erupt.
Speaker 1: Should I talk about my ship scheduled? Recently? I feel
Speaker 1: like I should. No, no, not getting it to certain
Speaker 1: things I want to keep to myself, Like I think
Speaker 1: vulnerability is like a superpower, But there are some things
Speaker 1: in my life that I want to have discretion over,
Speaker 1: Like I want to be.
Speaker 2: Like one of those your bowel movements.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I want to hold that.
Speaker 2: I mean, like I would say, most people definitely hold
Speaker 2: that back because it's not something that's smiled upon to
Speaker 2: talk about.
Speaker 1: We need to talk about it more because like we
Speaker 1: all do it.
Speaker 2: Wait, so do you want to normalize pooping or do
Speaker 2: you want to hold discretion free?
Speaker 1: The poop free? The poop hole.
Speaker 2: It was watching recently, Oh, it was literally shoddy Bay,
Speaker 2: like h her her friends. She was like in LA
Speaker 2: and she was on live and her friend said something.
Speaker 2: I don't know how I got to the conversation because
Speaker 2: I was playing Fortnite and listening to her on live,
Speaker 2: which is like the craziest deal ever.
Speaker 1: Had YouTube open on your flogs that you watch, and
Speaker 1: so I.
Speaker 2: Had all my things going at once, and I didn't
Speaker 2: really hear it, but I just heard her friends go,
Speaker 2: oh my god, so you're free the nipples. She goes no,
Speaker 2: uh no, and then she goes more like free the
Speaker 2: cherries at this point of view, and then her friends
Speaker 2: just said nothing because they didn't understand like the joke
Speaker 2: she made. But I think she was calling her own
Speaker 2: boobs like cherries because they're small. And then her friends
Speaker 2: was just like huh, and then it just moved off.
Speaker 1: Snawty Bay is so lit, like she is literally an
Speaker 1: icon living and like I don't think she's appreciated enough,
Speaker 1: but she is the moment the girl. Yeah, not many
Speaker 1: girls can shut down malls like that. Let's just say that.
Speaker 2: I mean I probably could.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like, let me put me in the mall.
Speaker 2: I'm literally I'm actually not allowed in malls anymore because
Speaker 2: every time I go, it's like it's a parade inside
Speaker 2: my city. Every time I remember that it yeah, all right,
Speaker 2: all right, right right, Well, I was gonna say, we
Speaker 2: really do need to free the nipple just for me,
Speaker 2: like we like the only you're allowed to show your nipples,
Speaker 2: or you want to free the nipple so you can
Speaker 2: look at nipples exactly. Okay, Yeah, that's because that's what
Speaker 2: I assumed.
Speaker 1: I mean, like, it's not that weird that I just
Speaker 1: want to play with them all the time.
Speaker 2: I was laughing with Oryan in the bathroom and we
Speaker 2: were laughing so hard together that I went to grab
Speaker 2: her arm and she had her arms right here, she
Speaker 2: was brushing her teeth, and I literally grabbed her. I
Speaker 2: went to grab her arm and my fingers went.
Speaker 1: Like this to her nipple and we were Yeah, that
Speaker 1: was an acid.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was want to touch these?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you sound suspect as fuck right now? Why
Speaker 1: are you grabbing her friends? Our friends boobs and nipples?
Speaker 2: I only wanted the nipples, so that's all I grabbed.
Speaker 2: If I wanted to grab the boob, I would have
Speaker 2: grabbed the whole thing.
Speaker 1: Little sandbags. Yeah, yeah, boobs feel like concrete.
Speaker 2: We know I ever touched boobs.
Speaker 1: Podcasts made by Generative AI are here prepared to be bored?
Speaker 3: What was that in your notes? Yeah?
Speaker 1: No, it was a Wired article that popped up a notification. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because I have Apple.
Speaker 2: Almost literally was gonna be like, bitch, why did you
Speaker 2: write the most like thirty eight year old headline of a.
Speaker 1: Card to be bored?
Speaker 2: Care to lose your mind? Uh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've played with a bunch of boobs before, like you.
Speaker 2: Circling back to it makes me think you haven't played
Speaker 2: with boobs, because like, if I played with boobs, I
Speaker 2: wouldn't be like so stuck on the fact of like
Speaker 2: making that note.
Speaker 1: You know, you know what's that fucking juice that the
Speaker 1: dude that broke into our house drink naked juice? You know,
Speaker 1: the girthiness of that, that's what like the inside of
Speaker 1: a boob feels like like a naked juice.
Speaker 2: Have you been inside a boom? I was asking if
Speaker 2: you've touched a boob, Like no one's been.
Speaker 1: Well know, like when you grab it, you can feel
Speaker 1: it from the outside. No dead has big things are coming.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be sick soon, so like you're gonna have
Speaker 1: to take care of me.
Speaker 2: We already went over this. I'm paying someone to do that.
Speaker 2: I'm paying someone to be on house rest with you,
Speaker 2: to take care of you from the other side of
Speaker 2: the house while I sit in my room.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, I'll pay you guys to spongebath me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like you'll pay so that you can do it.
Speaker 3: I'll pay like two grands.
Speaker 2: Oh he needs help already.
Speaker 3: Wait, it seems like he's he got a lot worse
Speaker 3: all of a sudden.
Speaker 2: Oh well, he just faints. So he's like I soiled myself.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, I mean we could pause and I'll
Speaker 3: just I'll clean you up, help me clean me.
Speaker 2: Did when people are like, yeah, like I've been with
Speaker 2: my partner so much, I've like changed the diapers. I
Speaker 2: would much rather kill myself. I would genuinely much rather
Speaker 2: end my life right now than no, bitch, like why
Speaker 2: would I do that? No, I'm not doing that. That
Speaker 2: is crazy.
Speaker 1: To do more blood ceremonies at weddings.
Speaker 2: Who's doing a blood ceremony at a wedding?
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Oh, you're saying people need to do that, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Like mix their blood.
Speaker 2: Weddings are already colty enough, Like weddings are very cultage.
Speaker 2: Weddings are weird. Like let's talk about that. Like getting
Speaker 2: a bunch of people from each side, and it's like
Speaker 2: what girls on this side, boys on that side, Like
Speaker 2: these are my girls? Those are your boys.
Speaker 1: Like it's like, yeah, it's like playground fun for adults,
Speaker 1: but it's also giving like weird. I don't know, That's
Speaker 1: all I can say about it.
Speaker 2: Like it's such a big deal. Like if you want
Speaker 2: to throw a party, throw a fucking party, Like you
Speaker 2: don't have to do all that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I do understand them though, Like it's like normal
Speaker 1: pilled people just like doing what they want to do
Speaker 1: and they're happier than me. So that's that's all I
Speaker 1: can say about that, Like, literally, do what you want
Speaker 1: to do, because we're all gonna die in two hundred
Speaker 1: years where we're forgotten. No one's gonna know what the
Speaker 1: fuck happened. No one's gonna remember that wedding. So like, also,
Speaker 1: time dilation is very fucking real. I turned twenty three
Speaker 1: and I'm already twenty five, and it felt like it
Speaker 1: felt like three months have passed.
Speaker 2: I did see you. Wait are you twenty five right now?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: Wait, because I feel like I saw a clip from
Speaker 2: the podcast where you said you were twenty four or
Speaker 2: twenty three?
Speaker 1: I am sixteen.
Speaker 2: You're like you went into like reboot, like you went
Speaker 2: into like automatic response.
Speaker 1: I am sixteen. Here is my birth certificate. You ever
Speaker 1: seen Benchwarmers?
Speaker 2: What? Now?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Is that it's like one of the
Speaker 1: best movies ever.
Speaker 2: You say that about every movie you've ever seen, say
Speaker 2: that about everything I've ever experienced ever, which is honestly awesome.
Speaker 2: But everything and yourew has ever seen like partaken in
Speaker 2: or like consumed is the best thing until the next one.
Speaker 1: And that's honestly a fantastic way to live your life
Speaker 1: because I craved the next experience so much more because
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh wow, it's the best thing I've ever experienced.
Speaker 1: Like them, I will say Guardians of the Galaxy was
Speaker 1: the best movie I've ever seen, period, not actually.
Speaker 2: I think also you sometimes confuse like good company with
Speaker 2: a good experience, Like if you see anything or do
Speaker 2: anything with the right group of people, it's the best
Speaker 2: time of your life, even if it was like the
Speaker 2: worst thing. But I do that too, Like it's like
Speaker 2: it's I think it's a reaction to like that's why
Speaker 2: people with ADHD get addicted to certain foods and like
Speaker 2: certain like they get hyperfixated because it's like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: that experience was so good, I could do it again.
Speaker 2: And I do that all the time, where I'm like,
Speaker 2: I have to go get this coffee or this drink
Speaker 2: or this food from this place because it was such
Speaker 2: a good time. But then by the time I get
Speaker 2: sick of it, when I think back to the first
Speaker 2: time I had it, it wasn't necessarily the thing I
Speaker 2: was having, But it was the friends I made along
Speaker 2: the way.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's like the friends I love more than
Speaker 1: they will ever love me. They actually perceive me for once,
Speaker 1: maybe even for half a second, and it just feels great.
Speaker 2: You are literally the most annoying person on the fucking planet.
Speaker 1: I'm all alone, y'all.
Speaker 2: Truly, dude, the thing where he keeps he literally in
Speaker 2: a room where everybody is replcted, won't keep calling himself invisible.
Speaker 2: But then it gets to the point where you just
Speaker 2: start ignoring him, because like, how many times can you
Speaker 2: be like, bitch, we heard you? And then he just
Speaker 2: does it until you actually start ignoring him, and then.
Speaker 1: He's like wow, yeah, oh god really really crazy. No,
Speaker 1: but I literally like am then ignored being. But what
Speaker 1: we should do is show this sunburned photo.
Speaker 2: Oh Ki, you are not ready.
Speaker 1: This is I'm gonna preface this photo. It really is
Speaker 1: one of the most horrifying things I've seen of myself ever.
Speaker 1: I think, like I think, I am a nasty, gross
Speaker 1: person with a nasty fucking body and it's dangerous and
Speaker 1: this photo altered my brain chemistry forever because it is
Speaker 1: the most vile thing you will ever lay your eyes on.
Speaker 3: You before you show me. Do you think it's worse
Speaker 3: than the Devin Pool photo?
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, no, questions asked.
Speaker 2: Really you mean the one of his hair?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was just his hair.
Speaker 1: This one is like body like it's given, it's giving.
Speaker 3: There let me see. Oh my god, I look like
Speaker 3: you look like a piece of garlic.
Speaker 1: I look like a ninja turtle, like I've got a
Speaker 1: big fucking shell on my back.
Speaker 3: You slipped out of your a piece of gum.
Speaker 1: No, it's really really jarring. But my sunburn is like
Speaker 1: really bad.
Speaker 3: That does feel like it would sell for like three
Speaker 3: hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: Though, And it's alive.
Speaker 1: Oh it turns me pink. E dude, we're never showing
Speaker 1: that ever. Oh my god, why did that happen at
Speaker 1: the end.
Speaker 3: Oh that looks like a scene from Prometheus or something.
Speaker 2: Yes, it literally looks like literally shed your skin.
Speaker 1: Face suckers bursting out of my butt.
Speaker 2: Add oh fuck, Oh my god, bro, what's wrong with you?
Speaker 1: You just fucking passed out?
Speaker 3: Did it peel? It looks like it peeled.
Speaker 1: No, I don't know it yet.
Speaker 3: Oh no, it's not too bad.
Speaker 2: No, but it actually looks like somebody fucking went at
Speaker 2: you with like a backscratcher that had like pointed tips
Speaker 2: like back rolls.
Speaker 3: I will say, your waist looks very, very small than photo.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's literally that's literally my worst nightmare to
Speaker 1: be small.
Speaker 3: No, but your waist is small, that's good, thank you.
Speaker 3: And it looks like you're.
Speaker 1: No, it's it's an illusion because my back is seventy
Speaker 1: eight inches wide and it just looks everything and it's
Speaker 1: vicinity really small.
Speaker 2: Well, other people's joy makes me so upset. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: and like it's crazy because like why does other people's
Speaker 2: joy make me upset? And it's because, like I don't
Speaker 2: want to see other people joyous because I feel like
Speaker 2: I have so much joy to catch up on. So
Speaker 2: if I know someone had a good life and they're
Speaker 2: still experiencing extreme joys, I'm like, when is your pain
Speaker 2: and suffering gonna come? We need it to come faster,
Speaker 2: Like I'm about to Amazon Prime ship in to your
Speaker 2: front door, because I want you to experience like extreme
Speaker 2: pain and like sadness and then it goes to deep.
Speaker 1: That's probably why.
Speaker 2: That's probably why, like I don't like when other people
Speaker 2: like the music I like because I'm like, you're not
Speaker 2: experiencing the same joy I'm feeling because you're perceiving this
Speaker 2: song differently than I am, and like, but why does
Speaker 2: that even matter? Like why do I hate sharing music?
Speaker 2: Because I hate other people being happy over the music
Speaker 2: And somebody's gonna hear this shit and be like, am
Speaker 2: I the only one who hates that? And you're so
Speaker 2: fucking pessimistic? Bitch, I'm just being real, like, and everybody
Speaker 2: hates that, Like I'm like openly admitting that, But that's
Speaker 2: all the internet is. All the Internet is is like
Speaker 2: being envious of other people's joy, Like of course they're
Speaker 2: like really solid parts where that's not a thing, but
Speaker 2: also so obviously to a certain extent, I'm joking because bitch,
Speaker 2: I actually don't give a fuck what other people are
Speaker 2: up to. It has nothing to do with me. And
Speaker 2: I only have so much space in my brain and
Speaker 2: I consume all of it with Fortnite at this point,
Speaker 2: so it doesn't really matter. But it is crazy, like
Speaker 2: why does other people like liking the music?
Speaker 1: I like?
Speaker 2: Bother me? You have the same thing, Like it's like
Speaker 2: such a big thing.
Speaker 3: I swear to God, like I saw you enter a
Speaker 3: flow state.
Speaker 4: Yeahs was my hate dangent?
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: Also like that is that's like not like fully true.
Speaker 2: But I was joking about that with Josh yesterday. We
Speaker 2: were like talking about how it's so funny, how like
Speaker 2: we are just bitter people to a certain extent, because
Speaker 2: why does other people? Why does it bother us when
Speaker 2: other people, Like if somebody plays a song that I
Speaker 2: showed them and they don't say that I showed them song,
Speaker 2: why am I?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 1: Yeah No, that's like, so you swear you're better than me,
Speaker 1: Like no, I am better than you.
Speaker 2: Like it's crazy and it's so funny, but other people's
Speaker 2: joy doesn't actually upset me. Also, I feel like I
Speaker 2: need to clarify that because everybody thinks I'm actually walking
Speaker 2: around with like the most hatred in my heart. But
Speaker 2: you would be happy to know that I walk around
Speaker 2: with my brain shut off. So there's that.
Speaker 1: Yeah. See, I've been.
Speaker 2: Getting highest fuck, so I'm just like double down on
Speaker 2: like being turned off. You go.
Speaker 1: Also, you can see if like I can immediately clock
Speaker 1: in a conversation if someone has experienced loss or not.
Speaker 1: And I just wanted to say that, like I know
Speaker 1: I can look you in your eyes before you even
Speaker 1: say a word, and know if you've lost someone close
Speaker 1: to you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, one hundred percent. It's also funny because talking to anybody,
Speaker 2: you can tell if they've been through anything tumultuous because
Speaker 2: it is such. It shows if you talk to anybody
Speaker 2: about relationships, you will know so much about their life
Speaker 2: just from the way they perceive relationships, both platonic and romantic.
Speaker 2: And it's fucking insane because it's like, damn, you haven't
Speaker 2: been pushed into a corner of like solitude.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like you can see in my eyes that I
Speaker 3: lost a bunch of money in crypto, Like you can.
Speaker 2: Just see like that in a lot of ways, not
Speaker 2: just in your eyes. But I mean, if you think
Speaker 2: the eyes are the ones I said.
Speaker 3: It as a joke, as a joke, and then you guys,
Speaker 3: that's not real loss, and maybe you'd hit me.
Speaker 2: I mean it's real loss because you feel okay, one
Speaker 2: more big one. I just like, don't find that kind
Speaker 2: of stuff cool.
Speaker 1: You know, like you literally hit me last episode.
Speaker 2: Hello, Okay, but did I hit you and say, oh
Speaker 2: that's cool? No, I was embarrassed.
Speaker 1: We literally had a whole conversation after about how it's
Speaker 1: our new normal and that it's chill.
Speaker 2: Well, it's our normal, but that doesn't it make it cool.
Speaker 1: You know that hurt my fucking hands so bad? Kay,
Speaker 1: you fucking hurt me with your face.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: What are you gonna do to repay him?
Speaker 3: Probably like give him a crazy dome?
Speaker 2: And I knew you were gonna say that. You know
Speaker 2: what's crazy's Apple has such a strong arm in the
Speaker 2: tablet society that nobody calls tablets iPad. Like everybody calls
Speaker 2: tablets iPads, but some of y'all don't have iPads. Bitch,
Speaker 2: you have a tablet that is not an iPad.
Speaker 1: I literally want to sell my iPad and my PC
Speaker 1: and get that Aceus computer.
Speaker 2: Oh the one that like you can, like a really
Speaker 2: full one.
Speaker 1: But I'm not saying it out loud because it's so
Speaker 1: hard to get, but like, it's basically an iPad and
Speaker 1: it's as powerful as my PC, but in an iPad
Speaker 1: form factor with the ability to connect to a monitor.
Speaker 1: And I'm just like, oh, dude, that would free up
Speaker 1: so much desk base, Like it would just make my
Speaker 1: life so much easier to not have that giant, big ass,
Speaker 1: disgusting ass PC in my room. It collects dust.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you do not use that. Well, that's because you
Speaker 2: should be playing. You should be playing Fortnite on there,
Speaker 2: and you would get a lot of use out of it.
Speaker 2: That's what I think.
Speaker 1: I did update Fortnite last night, so I might might
Speaker 1: have to.
Speaker 2: Play Duo's ranked to see if we can make it
Speaker 2: to the top.
Speaker 1: I know that we will probably be humbled very quickly.
Speaker 2: Oh. I was humbled immediately. I was so happy off
Speaker 2: that win I got. Thank God i'd ampost that I
Speaker 2: would have been humiliated. I would have been humiliated with
Speaker 2: the rank I got the first game I played. I
Speaker 2: got silver too the first time I played, And without
Speaker 2: seeing the chart of like the rankings, I was like, damn,
Speaker 2: that's pretty good, like getting silver like gold as next,
Speaker 2: that's pretty awesome, bitch, Yeah it's gold. Then it's like
Speaker 2: four other category, so I was second to last.
Speaker 1: It's that doesn't mean like your game play or like
Speaker 1: how you play. That's like so you have to win
Speaker 1: a bunch in a row and get a bunch of
Speaker 1: kills to go up in the rink. It's not like
Speaker 1: it's not like an accumulative thing based on your.
Speaker 2: Like yeah, because it's like has a percentage and it
Speaker 2: like goes up and yeah, yeah yeah, but I think
Speaker 2: if you if I played like the fucking greatest game
Speaker 2: of all time in the first one, I probably would
Speaker 2: have landed in gold instead. It's over, but I.
Speaker 1: Did though, no land You had seventeen kills.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I had seventeen kills, but like and.
Speaker 1: She was playing solo duos.
Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you, thank you, guys, Like my best game
Speaker 2: so far, seventeen kills just like easy. Honestly, it's easy.
Speaker 2: Like it's too easy. Like the game is too fucking easy.
Speaker 2: That's why I stopped playing it.
Speaker 1: But yeah, let me open the notes, Let me open
Speaker 1: the notes. Okay, ooh this is a good one. M Okay,
Speaker 1: this may be problematic, but I genuinely believe that Britney
Speaker 1: Spears is green screened in and not real anymore.
Speaker 2: Oh you were telling me about this. I haven't seen
Speaker 2: anything about.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's some clips where I'm like, oh, that's like
Speaker 1: really really fucking sus Britney Spears filter. Because this specific
Speaker 1: video really really freaked me out.
Speaker 2: So you see your hands go above her face once,
Speaker 2: watch when they come back down.
Speaker 5: I wanted to post screenshots of va I filter coming
Speaker 5: off so people could see for a bit longer just
Speaker 5: how insane this is.
Speaker 1: Isn't that curious? Yeah, it's like the Kim Kardashian filter glitz.
Speaker 3: Which doesn't the the flowers disappear too, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's flowers in the background disappearing the tattoo. I
Speaker 1: was always like iffy about it. I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's probably just weird lighting or something. But then there's
Speaker 1: like some someone did like a like a breakdown of
Speaker 1: they like recolored the image or something like uve mapped
Speaker 1: it or some shit that made it all black and
Speaker 1: white and the background was entirely blank and it literally
Speaker 1: just looked like she was green screened in there. It
Speaker 1: was very curious. And then now there's like this one's
Speaker 1: a reach in my opinion, But like all of the
Speaker 1: wedding photos that have been coming out, I'm like, girl
Speaker 1: Madonna was there, Like what are you talking about? Donna
Speaker 1: Tella was there, Dona sad.
Speaker 3: I feel like everything is sketchy, but the flowers disappearing
Speaker 3: to me is like, that is very weird. Why would
Speaker 3: the flowers disappear in her arm goes over it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's really really sus.
Speaker 2: I just am like, so like, I'm like, but then
Speaker 2: what does that what does that even mean? Like, what
Speaker 2: does it lead to? Does it lead to the fact that,
Speaker 2: like people still believe that she's under what's it called
Speaker 2: h not house arrest? But it's like when her family
Speaker 2: stalls control over everything. Yeah, yeah, I wish there was
Speaker 2: just a way for her to say something, but like
Speaker 2: I guess, like she could say something if she wanted to.
Speaker 1: Even if she did, it's so far down that this
Speaker 1: will literally follow her till the day she actually dies, like.
Speaker 2: People assuming she's like not people.
Speaker 1: Yeah, people think she's dead and that they replaced her
Speaker 1: with like deep fake technology, and then that's like literally
Speaker 1: that's kind of like the whole theory. But I don't know.
Speaker 1: I just feel bad for her because I would hate
Speaker 1: for this conversation to be had about me.
Speaker 2: But yeah, because she literally at no point has been
Speaker 2: allowed to live a normal life. What I will say is, like,
Speaker 2: the one part of me that makes me not believe
Speaker 2: that it's deep fake is only a person who is
Speaker 2: actually like her could post the way.
Speaker 6: She posts on Instagram, Like she posts on Instagram in
Speaker 6: such a specific way that feels so real to her
Speaker 6: personhood that I genuinely am, Like there's no way her
Speaker 6: family has it down to a tea like that, Like.
Speaker 2: I don't know, Like it's just so funny. The shit
Speaker 2: she posts her Instagram will always be the most interesting
Speaker 2: ever interesting thing ever, and I can only see like
Speaker 2: her posting that, but that shit is weird. But then
Speaker 2: I'm also like, this is just me playing Devil's advocate.
Speaker 2: But you know, like how sometimes when you just pause
Speaker 2: a video at any r in a moment, you can
Speaker 2: look at the screen and be like, how the fuck
Speaker 2: did the camera like pick that shit up so weirdly and.
Speaker 1: Like compression like weird pression artifacts or something like that,
Speaker 1: which like I definitely thought about. But like also it's
Speaker 1: giving like there's so much of this shit happening constantly
Speaker 1: where I'm just kind of like, okay, something something is
Speaker 1: like genuinely seriously off and I really typically don't fall
Speaker 1: for like shit like this, like I don't even But
Speaker 1: also I haven't given a second thought since I saw
Speaker 1: it three weeks ago until just now, so like it
Speaker 1: literally doesn't affect me or bother me at all.
Speaker 3: The face thing is weird, but what's really kind of
Speaker 3: sinister about TikTok and even just like the built in
Speaker 3: camera app on your iPhone is that it does like
Speaker 3: a default level of like beautifying. Yeah, you can't take off. Yeah,
Speaker 3: like I've noticed on.
Speaker 1: On livestream specifically.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like I've noticed on like snaps off and on it.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I like things that were shot purely on Instagram reels,
Speaker 3: people's faces will flicker and it's like I know this
Speaker 3: person's not putting a beauty filter on. Yeah, like I
Speaker 3: they're not the type of person to do that. It's
Speaker 3: just like default on it.
Speaker 1: So I feel, which is so bizarre.
Speaker 3: That's that's weird. I feel like that's doing very weird.
Speaker 1: You know what it is. It's like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I look so good in this TikTok app subconsciously and
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna use it and post more.
Speaker 2: Yeah, one hundred. It becomes like subconsciously addictive because you're
Speaker 2: so obsessed with how you look on the app.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is like a subconscious thing.
Speaker 2: Everybody is talking about the like AI on this video,
Speaker 2: but no one's talking about this video. Like the way
Speaker 2: she dances in this is fucking insane, Like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, wait, that's giving Illuminati handsign.
Speaker 2: Like also I love that it's a Janet song. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: I love this, and I hope it's not AI because
Speaker 2: like I really do just recognize Brittany as somebody who
Speaker 2: like does this because also like right, I yeah, I
Speaker 2: just am like this is so her. I can't see
Speaker 2: anybody moving their body in this way and not being her,
Speaker 2: But I don't know. That is so fucking weird. It
Speaker 2: also just sucks because with apps like TikTok, those like
Speaker 2: theories become so much larger than life, and I think
Speaker 2: everybody is like quick to forget that it's just a
Speaker 2: funny like double edged sword because everybody talks about it
Speaker 2: so much because all of us obviously know her public
Speaker 2: history and that she's never been safe to just do
Speaker 2: what she wants, especially posts like what like two thousand
Speaker 2: and three, her life just fucking shattered even as a kid,
Speaker 2: her shit was fucked up. But so now we all
Speaker 2: talk about it all the time because we want to
Speaker 2: make sure that that's not the case. But then I
Speaker 2: almost feel like it does the opposite, like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the pendulum swings all the way back around where Yeah,
Speaker 1: because leave her the fuck alone, Yeah, just stop talking
Speaker 1: about her.
Speaker 2: But we all get involved in it because you're like,
Speaker 2: I don't want that to happen again. It's like sad
Speaker 2: to think about out, But then it probably just goes
Speaker 2: back in the circle.
Speaker 1: And I bet that like so far left it becomes right.
Speaker 2: Yeah. It like almost adds fuel to like the people
Speaker 2: against her in her life too, because they're like, see,
Speaker 2: like even the people following you think you're crazy, but
Speaker 2: it's just her in her backyard, fucking dancing with a
Speaker 2: with a soft filter.
Speaker 1: Yeah exactly. Also what's fucking crazy is no one has
Speaker 1: ever asked if I'm okay.
Speaker 2: Oh that's a weird place.
Speaker 3: I mean, like, what does this have to do with you.
Speaker 1: I've had filters bounce off my face before hello like
Speaker 1: talk about me, Oh my god. And I'm not even
Speaker 1: jealous or anything like that. People aren't talking about me
Speaker 1: like it literally.
Speaker 2: Weirdly feels like you just like took everything we said
Speaker 2: as like a fuel for your own fire, like you
Speaker 2: want that.
Speaker 1: And I also want to tape worm, so let's talk
Speaker 1: about that.
Speaker 2: I can get you one of those, so that's easy.
Speaker 2: I know a guy.
Speaker 1: I want to tape worm just to see what it
Speaker 1: feels like, and then I want to get rid of
Speaker 1: it immediately.
Speaker 2: A kid in fifth grade who I knew and we
Speaker 2: were friends with him had a tapeworm, and I remember
Speaker 2: being the most terrifying thing I'd ever heard in my life,
Speaker 2: like the idea that there's just a warm in his
Speaker 2: body taking all his nutrients, and it freaked all of
Speaker 2: us out. And he got it because they were traveling.
Speaker 2: But when they came back, they brought back this like
Speaker 2: jade egg on like a little like three like prong
Speaker 2: stool thing like that was the gift his mom gave
Speaker 2: to our family from their trip. Why was that such
Speaker 2: a big thing? Like was that a thing for y'all?
Speaker 2: Like the like the marble eggs that sat on like
Speaker 2: little like fake stools.
Speaker 1: I would just say him at like main event, Like
Speaker 1: that was the vibe like from like an arcade or
Speaker 1: like those like balls like the steel rotape. Yeah, that
Speaker 1: whole arc.
Speaker 2: What I almost made a joke that would have had
Speaker 2: been cut, so I just didn't say it.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't know, did I talk about my mom
Speaker 1: literally giving me two full bottles of zoloft and sent
Speaker 1: me home with them. My grandma got extra zolof for
Speaker 1: some reason, and my mom was like here's your you
Speaker 1: need these, like, please please just try it. Please just
Speaker 1: take these, like I'm begging you please? Damn am I
Speaker 1: like that? Fucked up?
Speaker 2: I know? Are you okay? Actually?
Speaker 5: Now?
Speaker 2: But now it seemed superberatet.
Speaker 1: Oh see now y'all are going to try to fifty
Speaker 1: one fifty me and make me the bad guy.
Speaker 2: No, no, that doesn't make you the bad guy.
Speaker 1: We're just like worried for you, Like I'm fine if
Speaker 1: I disappear and come back. It's a fucking robot. And
Speaker 1: these bitches are the ones up to it. They're like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, we need to we need to keep
Speaker 1: doing this. I can't let my like income go down,
Speaker 1: like we just we have to deep fake and we
Speaker 1: have to. We have to make a robot out of them.
Speaker 2: I here and come back and I'm recruiting it on
Speaker 2: my phone.
Speaker 3: Just no, I'm a robot, hey, Drew, No one's ever
Speaker 3: gonna see that. Okay.
Speaker 2: Also, what you think you're not already the robot? You
Speaker 2: are the robot like we replaced you a long time ago.
Speaker 2: Oh fuck, you're just becoming self aware?
Speaker 1: Oh fuck? Oh fuck? What was I gonna say? You said, Drew?
Speaker 1: What did I say? Hold on. Oh my god, I said,
Speaker 1: I'm ai if I come back. Yeah, and then what
Speaker 1: did you say.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna censor that information?
Speaker 1: Fuck, there was something right in between there that I wanted.
Speaker 1: This is why I cut people off. This is why
Speaker 1: when I'm speaking to people that I in the middle
Speaker 1: of the conversation have to get my thought out because
Speaker 1: if I don't, it's lost in the ether forever and
Speaker 1: someone else is gonna grab my thought from the thing.
Speaker 2: It happen to like regular people or can they just
Speaker 2: like hold the thought while someone else is speaking.
Speaker 1: I think we are not reactionary conversationalists, Like we don't
Speaker 1: wait for we don't react to what they're actually saying.
Speaker 1: We think of something in the middle and then say
Speaker 1: it ourselves and it might follow along with the conversation.
Speaker 1: But like I think that's based on like the way
Speaker 1: we conversate.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like the whole thing where we're just waiting
Speaker 2: for the next person to stop talking so we can talk.
Speaker 2: It's not really good, like it's a conversation, but it's
Speaker 2: not because I'm just waiting my turn, like I'm just
Speaker 2: being My life just feels like being in line to talk,
Speaker 2: like I'm always in line to talk.
Speaker 1: I have the I'm on my phone, I have my
Speaker 1: notes lists from every single episode ever, and I just
Speaker 1: found the first episode the gender of a Baja Blast
Speaker 1: screen time sour like funky getting the Johnson and Johnson vaccine.
Speaker 1: I swear I could get across those big red balls,
Speaker 1: which is very real. Person.
Speaker 2: I really don't think you could, but yes, keep going.
Speaker 1: I guess we'll agree to disagree.
Speaker 2: I mean, I guess you does have to prove me wrong.
Speaker 2: We gotta get you.
Speaker 1: On wipeout dead asks like let's fucking do it, like.
Speaker 2: Actually fucking humiliating. That would be you know the bungee
Speaker 2: jumping video, It would be that times.
Speaker 1: Like eighty you seen that video?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, are you allowed.
Speaker 2: To tap out of wipeout?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 2: Am I allowed to jump on the first ball? Fall
Speaker 2: off and be like okay, I'm done. This is fucking.
Speaker 1: Humiliating, I guess, And none the whys.
Speaker 2: They're like, yeah, they can just cut me out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then weed psychosis, how ya wants to be
Speaker 1: violent again? And you grew out of fighting phase and
Speaker 1: is going right back into it?
Speaker 2: And then I didn't because I grew And now I'm
Speaker 2: so awesomely not upset.
Speaker 1: Ever, living presently and consistently, I'm gonna.
Speaker 2: Start sedating myself. It's crazy because I started to do
Speaker 2: the complete opposite. I do not live present by any means,
Speaker 2: I am not here, and then in four months I'll
Speaker 2: be like, damn, I wish it was that time again.
Speaker 1: Fuck, like that was so so bad. But also I
Speaker 1: don't know why no one's talking about this, but this
Speaker 1: year has gone by so incredibly fast and like a scary, scary,
Speaker 1: scary fucking way, where like normally, like I'm like, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: like July or January through April, like yeah, that shit
Speaker 1: goes by like immediately. Everyone knows that, like that's the tea,
Speaker 1: but it normally stops there, like it normally like doesn't
Speaker 1: keep accelerating. But like, for some reason, here we are.
Speaker 2: You know what it is when you talk, You were
Speaker 2: saying things that I agree with, but hearing them come
Speaker 2: out of your mouth make it seem so much crazier sometimes.
Speaker 1: Because you don't respect me.
Speaker 2: But I no, it's because I'm hearing another person say
Speaker 2: something that I think, and then hearing it, I'm like,
Speaker 2: oh dude, yeah that does sound like a crazy person.
Speaker 1: Thing to say, it's really crazy. How syncd up our
Speaker 1: brains have gotten.
Speaker 2: It's like because our periods can't sync up, our brains did. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and that's why women are inferior, because if you didn't
Speaker 2: have your periods, everybody's brains would be syncing up and
Speaker 2: we'd be more intelligent. But like, our bodies are too
Speaker 2: making it busy, making our periods sink. Why does that happen? Like,
Speaker 2: what is that a real thing? Is that scientifically? Back sink?
Speaker 3: You know they sink, they do, though they do sync up.
Speaker 2: Okay, we all know that. We know they fucking stink
Speaker 2: like fucking smelly eggs and like bhole, Like it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: Dog water?
Speaker 2: Is that what it was? It was dog sagery.
Speaker 1: But the reason they sink up is because we are
Speaker 1: village critters. We lived in villages when we were little,
Speaker 1: and it was good for the males to have all
Speaker 1: of the girls ovulating at once, so they could just
Speaker 1: go around in a circle and bang them all and
Speaker 1: spread their seat as fast as.
Speaker 2: Okay, So synchronized periods is a myth?
Speaker 3: What I thought that was real?
Speaker 2: No, it's not real.
Speaker 3: I believe it. I've had multiple women tell me I
Speaker 3: was about to say that that happens to them.
Speaker 1: Literally every girl in my life has at one point.
Speaker 2: I think it literally might just be like by coincidence.
Speaker 3: What it does confirmed syncop to the moon. Periods have
Speaker 3: like a direct correlation to the moon.
Speaker 1: Periods are beautiful, It's so pretty to be a woman.
Speaker 2: Thatt the fuck up makes this long ass article? Tell
Speaker 2: me yes or no, y'all swear I'm gonna read that shit, bro.
Speaker 2: Stop writing articles. We literally have too many. We like
Speaker 2: actually have too many about certain things, like unless there
Speaker 2: is a real update, stop writing articles. Also, why did
Speaker 2: Google make it that when I looked shit up like
Speaker 2: I could see an article from like nineteen twelve? Why
Speaker 2: the fuck are you uploading the archive to Google? Like
Speaker 2: that shit is so old it has nothing to do
Speaker 2: with get up.
Speaker 1: Well, if we don't learn from history, it repeats itself.
Speaker 1: Low boom, mic drop moment.
Speaker 2: I ate, Okay, so periods, don't sink. That was a
Speaker 2: fucking lie. That was a literal. That was a lie
Speaker 2: to make you feel connected to the people around you,
Speaker 2: when really the only thing that connects you to the
Speaker 2: people around you is your vicinity to them and your
Speaker 2: emotional and physical and like biological connection to them actually
Speaker 2: means fucking nothing.
Speaker 1: Let that sink in.
Speaker 2: Let that sink up.
Speaker 1: The sink is at the door knocking, like a sink
Speaker 1: is at the door knocking. Let that sink in. You've
Speaker 1: seen that, Yeah, I mean, okay, okay, well, let's do
Speaker 1: some media per.
Speaker 2: Media of the week.
Speaker 1: He arm okay, so beautiful boys, Coca Rosie brue Ha,
Speaker 1: Arca Entertainment Spirit of the Beehive in Carloor Arca. I've
Speaker 1: been in my Arca arc I've been listening to Arca
Speaker 1: as I work out, and it's one of the greatest
Speaker 1: issions I've ever made in my life. Also, Arca literally
Speaker 1: is just like one of the most talented producers in
Speaker 1: our lifetime. And what she's doing some music is what
Speaker 1: the Beatles think or what is what people think the
Speaker 1: Beatles did for music? Yeah, Arca is putting in the future.
Speaker 2: She's actually putting in the world.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: But I just found out that two artists I listened
Speaker 2: to were in the Beatles, Like George Harrison was in
Speaker 2: the Beatles.
Speaker 1: Is that the one Paul McCartney who was gonna tell
Speaker 1: me that huh Paul McCartney.
Speaker 2: No wait, is that the other artist. Yeah, No, I
Speaker 2: think it's just George Harrison.
Speaker 1: Al McCartney has a really good album Ramon with his
Speaker 1: wife Linda McCartney, but it's only one song, two songs
Speaker 1: that I like.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I really like George Harrison. And Josiah told
Speaker 2: me in the car that that person was in the Beatles.
Speaker 1: He's a Beatle.
Speaker 2: It's funny though, because the single music is better. I
Speaker 2: like the Beatles okay, like fine, like y'all got it
Speaker 2: out of me, like stop being fucking angry, like who
Speaker 2: gives a fuck? Like oh now now things are different.
Speaker 2: Now I can make fun of the Beatles now that
Speaker 2: I've admitted that, like they make okay music, like okay.
Speaker 2: Here's my media of the week. Morning by Post Malone,
Speaker 2: middle Ground by Maroon five, waffle House by the Jonahs Brothers.
Speaker 2: If We Ever Broke Up May Stevens one Feist, Calm
Speaker 2: Down and Selena Gomes, side Effects by Becky Hill and
Speaker 2: Lewis Thompson uh, and then melt Down by Nile Horren.
Speaker 2: That's actually my media of the week. Wow, Please, whoever
Speaker 2: keeps up with those playlists, do not put those up.
Speaker 1: Wait, and mine is actually y'all heard of one direction.
Speaker 2: Who's that.
Speaker 1: It's like this boy band that was created by Simon.
Speaker 2: Cow oh for like American idol.
Speaker 1: Basically yeah, yeah, yeah, And it's like these boys that
Speaker 1: make great music together.
Speaker 2: Oh do they all sing at the same time?
Speaker 1: No, they like take turns. Oh, okay, they sing some
Speaker 1: together sometimes though.
Speaker 2: Okay, pitching a boy band for the first time, Well,
Speaker 2: how are they all gonna like be on the same song.
Speaker 2: They can't all sing at the same time. It's like, oh,
Speaker 2: they'll like go one after the other. Yeah, and then
Speaker 2: during the course and hook, they'll like all match.
Speaker 1: Match each other's. Wait, hold the fuck up, hold the phone?
Speaker 1: Why are y'all matching my energy? Why does the viewers
Speaker 1: match my energy? Wait?
Speaker 2: Why is the viewer low key always holding the phone? Like,
Speaker 2: hold the phone? You're holding your phone? All right, Well
Speaker 2: that's not my actual media. But I just decided that
Speaker 2: I'm not getting media. Na, I'll give a little some
Speaker 2: I'll give a little song I need. But yeah, whoever
Speaker 2: keeps up with those, please do not put that in there.
Speaker 2: I'll belong to you.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 2: I already said this. I already said this. I've been
Speaker 2: listening to a lot of Carol King. I just I'm
Speaker 2: I guess I'm just a little too sensitive by orange Juice.
Speaker 2: I know I'm literally serving Carol King with my hair
Speaker 2: like and nobody wants to admit it. Nobody's talking about it.
Speaker 2: It's nobody. Nos, I don't know. Fuck All Night by
Speaker 2: jay Z Stay with Me for Oh Williams. Oh, I'm
Speaker 2: so high, grind.
Speaker 1: Mode Umm, Grinder.
Speaker 2: Yeah, grinder, they made music, they make music for the app.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, yeah, and then all around the World No, Yeah,
Speaker 4: Yai by Lisa Stansfield, Ian Devaney, Andy Morris.
Speaker 2: Mitch, why are you adding those names? Or did they
Speaker 2: remaster that song? They're not on that song being around
Speaker 2: the World, ny, I am.
Speaker 1: On my babby nowhere.
Speaker 2: I don't know why.
Speaker 1: I mean up there.
Speaker 2: If someone hold held a gun to your head and
Speaker 2: told you just say the lyrics to once, what was
Speaker 2: the song that would you would be able to do?
Speaker 1: My ABC's Wow genuinely a Millie by Lil Wayne.
Speaker 2: Wow. That's honestly.
Speaker 1: I watched someone die in front of me, and then
Speaker 1: I went to the car and listen to that music,
Speaker 1: that song over and over and over again.
Speaker 2: Oh so you're trauma bonded to that song? That's sweet
Speaker 2: all right. Well that was the episode. Thank you Grey
Speaker 2: so much for watching.
Speaker 7: Been around the world, ay ay ay ay
Speaker 3: Three