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<v Speaker 1>Welcome two this episode of Emergency Intercom.

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<v Speaker 2>I got the last story. Are you jealous?

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<v Speaker 1>Intercom? I just got it?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Well, it's not weird to see intercram intacom. It's

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<v Speaker 2>just one intercom, So I guess you must be you

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<v Speaker 2>must be hosting a different podcast this week.

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<v Speaker 1>Surprise, I'm starting my own podcast, Emergency Intercom. Intercom.

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<v Speaker 2>Guys, I have exciting news. So I've decided that I

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<v Speaker 2>just don't feel right here anymore. So I've started my

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<v Speaker 2>own venture. But don't worry. Someone will be replacing me,

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<v Speaker 2>and there's still it'll be the same, except I just

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<v Speaker 2>won't be here.

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<v Speaker 1>And that person is Tom York from Radiohead.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh why did they call it radio Head? I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>gonna do that whole thing because it's really annoying.

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<v Speaker 1>And you've been doing this insane irish accent talking about

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<v Speaker 1>Radiohead hot take though, Like why is Radiohead kind of good?

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<v Speaker 1>I know?

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like people always like make fun of it

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<v Speaker 2>and stuff, but it's actually good music.

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<v Speaker 1>It's actually like hell.

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<v Speaker 2>Say, and I feel like if you even knew good music,

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<v Speaker 2>but like you're probably a stupid fucking girl, so you

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<v Speaker 2>don't know shit about shit.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, my god, Kai, we're finally getting to the point

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<v Speaker 2>of the podcast where Kai can like agree with everything

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<v Speaker 2>we said. You start adding without us asking, like clapping

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<v Speaker 2>sounds after everything.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, radiohead is like kind of ill.

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<v Speaker 2>Well why do you think they call it.

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<v Speaker 1>Radiohead because it's stuck in your head like a radio?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, No, because it's always on the radio and it's

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<v Speaker 2>stuck in your head. How did you get that? Because

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<v Speaker 2>it's stuck in your head like the radio, What do

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<v Speaker 2>you got over there? Because I'm seeing you looked at

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<v Speaker 2>your notes, but I can't tell if you're like rubbing

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<v Speaker 2>up your engine and trying to figure out which one

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<v Speaker 2>to start with, or like.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I just have my notes open just so I

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<v Speaker 1>don't like constantly grab my phone and it looks like

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<v Speaker 1>I'm on my phone the entire hour. But something okay, this,

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<v Speaker 1>in my opinion, was like the real pandemic and like

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<v Speaker 1>no one is like really talking about it, but like

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<v Speaker 1>the cowprint epidemic that happened in twenty twenty where all

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<v Speaker 1>the girls had like cowprint all over their walls. Like

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<v Speaker 1>I think, I don't know. I haven't gotten to the

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<v Speaker 1>bottom of my theories. I do have theories and I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know where to post them. But like, there's some serious, sinister,

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<v Speaker 1>dark sided energy there, Like I really can't explain it,

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<v Speaker 1>Like there's some really dark energy.

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<v Speaker 2>Is this a part of your syop corner?

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<v Speaker 1>Potentially? I haven't fully like like thought I realized the

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<v Speaker 1>thought yet. Yeah, but yeah, there was some really darkness

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<v Speaker 1>vibes there.

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<v Speaker 2>Think about this because we were heading into a trend

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<v Speaker 2>based society where nobody thought for themselves and everybody did

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<v Speaker 2>exactly what they thought online. Just like cows. You put

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<v Speaker 2>them into groups, heard them in like sheep, and everybody

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<v Speaker 2>was becoming sheep. But the easiest way to turn the

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<v Speaker 2>people into sheepl was through the colprint. And guess what

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<v Speaker 2>came after that The Sherpa jackets, the big jackets.

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<v Speaker 1>The girls were literally sheep a little bit.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. People were like, you were a part of a herd.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well that's the crazy part of a herd.

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<v Speaker 2>While I was busy being heard oh wow.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well the crazy thing about me is like I

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<v Speaker 1>would never be a sheep.

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<v Speaker 2>Well you have an iPhone, so you're already done.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but do most people have notes in their notes

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<v Speaker 1>apps about collective effervescence?

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<v Speaker 2>No, that doesn't make you like, that makes me not

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<v Speaker 2>a shop, that makes you an insane person.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and I'm not going deeper into that thought because

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<v Speaker 1>y'all both don't deserve it.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna be honest. That's the best news ever.

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<v Speaker 1>No, Okay, basically, oh my god, basically what it is?

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<v Speaker 1>You know, you know I have to talk so.

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<v Speaker 2>Like no one's Oh, I'm like, everyone's gonna fucking norm me. Fine,

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<v Speaker 2>I shut up?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah exactly if I did shut up. Oh. That's the

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<v Speaker 1>thing is like what I realize is everyone in my

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<v Speaker 1>close life ignores the fuck out of me. I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>like an afterthought. I'm a background character in everyone's life.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just kind of like this figure that's there but

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<v Speaker 1>never addressed. But when I go out, I am the

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<v Speaker 1>it girl. Everyone fucking wants me, wants to talk to me,

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<v Speaker 1>wants to be around me. It's really crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>Drew is like the definition of like a spoiled kid

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<v Speaker 2>who if he like lost his family and a fire,

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<v Speaker 2>would be like fuck, they did give me attention. Like,

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<v Speaker 2>but where your family? Not your actual family? Because your

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<v Speaker 2>actual family isn't your family. Where your family your actual

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<v Speaker 2>family actually doesn't care about you. That's one of my

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<v Speaker 2>isolating tactics with my friends recently, I'm like, your real

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<v Speaker 2>family doesn't care about you, and you should depend on

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<v Speaker 2>me like your family, And I'm not going to help

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<v Speaker 2>you the way your family would because.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not scary. It's really really scary. But yeah, So

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<v Speaker 1>collective effervescence. It's this idea that like the reason there's

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<v Speaker 1>religion and shit like that, it's because it creates this

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<v Speaker 1>community and this feeling and this energy and this vibration

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<v Speaker 1>in the air that like when you all go to

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<v Speaker 1>church together, that you feel like you're a part of

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<v Speaker 1>this like collected collective of people in this like little community.

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<v Speaker 1>And the reason there's this girl that I was watching

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<v Speaker 1>that like kind of theorize that, like the reason why

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<v Speaker 1>there's such a big downfall of like religion is because

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<v Speaker 1>we're getting that community that we used to get in

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<v Speaker 1>religion in other places like concerts for example, Like you

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<v Speaker 1>ever go to a concert, like a basketball gamer sit,

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<v Speaker 1>Like you ever go into a stadium with a one

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<v Speaker 1>hundred thousand other people all there to do the exact

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<v Speaker 1>same as you or same thing as you, like freak

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<v Speaker 1>out over whatever you're fucking watching. It is legitimately the greatest,

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<v Speaker 1>most addicting feeling in the world. And I get why

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<v Speaker 1>the Straits love sports, Like it really makes a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of sense. Like I went to a soccer game and

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<v Speaker 1>like the energy in that fucking stadium was like unlike

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<v Speaker 1>anything I've ever experienced before. I literally felt like ooga booga, primal,

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<v Speaker 1>like fucking caveman like banging on my chest type vibes,

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<v Speaker 1>like fucking like wanting to scream for something I literally

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<v Speaker 1>don't care about or know nothing of.

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<v Speaker 2>When you said that term, at first, I thought you

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<v Speaker 2>were about to go on some tangent about fucking microbiomes

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<v Speaker 2>and shit, So I was like, damn.

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<v Speaker 1>I could go no, well did you know? No, did

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<v Speaker 1>you know that microscopic beings like little critters that we

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<v Speaker 1>can't see, are like essentially God, because like, if evolution

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<v Speaker 1>is real, we evolved from them, they could created us.

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<v Speaker 1>And yeah, well.

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<v Speaker 2>The good thing is evolution isn't real. You're put here

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<v Speaker 2>by God.

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<v Speaker 1>We know. Literally, why do I not believe in evolution?

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<v Speaker 1>I just don't believe in anything we've ever made up.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like everything we've ever been told is not

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<v Speaker 1>real and we were just placed here and we live

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<v Speaker 1>this same life over and over and over again to

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<v Speaker 1>absorb our energy.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what I'm saying. I literally don't believe in science,

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<v Speaker 2>and they'll end it there. I don't stand by sides

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<v Speaker 2>unless it's like medicine and stuff like believe that. But

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<v Speaker 2>like I'm not kidding, like I don't care to know

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<v Speaker 2>the science of things, Like I just don't think I

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<v Speaker 2>need to know it. And also like all these theories

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<v Speaker 2>don't even make sense because there are so many instances

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<v Speaker 2>where the theories don't align with some freak accident. It's like, whoa,

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<v Speaker 2>that should have never happened. How did that happen? It's like, yeah, bitch,

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<v Speaker 2>because your theory is just a theory in your board,

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<v Speaker 2>like on your iPhone, like I do.

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<v Speaker 1>We're what you call flat earth us. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I believe the Earth is flat. I don't like it's

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<v Speaker 1>not even like hello, I'm looking out and it's literally

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<v Speaker 1>not curved.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't see any curves. Like it's like kind

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<v Speaker 2>of like looking at Drew, like laying.

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<v Speaker 1>Down, and in that case it is curvy and fat

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<v Speaker 1>and volumptuous and like really fucking sexy hot.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, well, the Earth can't be sexy. It's just a planet.

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<v Speaker 1>I've banged Mother Earth last night, Like I literally banged

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<v Speaker 1>her in her volcano hole.

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<v Speaker 2>I fingered her soil last night.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah you ever you ever put your feet in grass before?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not kidding. Yeah, that shit feels good. Oh like

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<v Speaker 1>explain that. No, the people you having sex with their

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<v Speaker 1>basically know the people that don't wear shoes around really

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<v Speaker 1>like might be onto something with that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, bitch, they're onto the next like viral disease, That's

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<v Speaker 2>what they're.

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<v Speaker 1>Onto, Like the next cut in their foot.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they're onto like the next case of hepatitis.

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<v Speaker 1>We were we were in big sir, and we went

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<v Speaker 1>to this like river. This is words a bunch And

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<v Speaker 1>when we were there, everyone had like water shoes and

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<v Speaker 1>all the like gear they needed to hike up this

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<v Speaker 1>fucking uh river to get to the waterfalls. And our dumbasses,

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<v Speaker 1>like I didn't even bring a swim suit, so I

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<v Speaker 1>had to wear like two layers of boxers and like

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<v Speaker 1>my bulge was out and it was really fucking uncomfortable

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<v Speaker 1>and weird, and I hated it for like thirty seconds,

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<v Speaker 1>and then I understood why the speedo exists. And I'm

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<v Speaker 1>about to be I'm entering my speedo arc.

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<v Speaker 2>But I just thought of like you and a thong

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<v Speaker 2>speedo and it really like, yeah, it did something.

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<v Speaker 1>To my brain that it like should be talking about it.

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<v Speaker 2>You throw water on a hot pan and it like

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<v Speaker 2>sizzles out, really has That's what the thought just did

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<v Speaker 2>in my brain, Like it came there and then all

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<v Speaker 2>myselves were like.

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<v Speaker 1>Like they killed themselves away. Yeah, the synapses in your

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<v Speaker 1>brain's off themselves. But I really understand why water shoes exist.

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<v Speaker 1>But at the same time, we were walking scams. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we were walking barefoot in this creek and river, and

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<v Speaker 1>I already feel like my feet have gotten harder and

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<v Speaker 1>more like viable for the earth. But after we got

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<v Speaker 1>out and I put my shoes on, I really was like,

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<v Speaker 1>holy shit, Like shoes are the greatest thing we've ever

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<v Speaker 1>invented ever period because like, imagine fucking trekking on the

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<v Speaker 1>ground like that all the time, Like it would hurt,

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<v Speaker 1>Like it's bullshit. We need to invent soft concrete.

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<v Speaker 2>I want it. You's so bad. Imagine walking around barefoot.

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<v Speaker 2>It would like hurt, like and.

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<v Speaker 1>That's see I fucking spilled Like that's crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like it feels nice to walk on certain concretes,

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<v Speaker 2>like non porous, like not streaked, like sidewalk. Concrete feels

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<v Speaker 2>really good on your feet and unless it's hot, like

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<v Speaker 2>it's really good. You said they're good for chalk.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like like that same level.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like that feels good, and like a driveway feels good,

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<v Speaker 2>but it's just like the bare street.

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<v Speaker 1>As fault is horrisgusting, like it's scary as fuck.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I love going to the river and not having

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<v Speaker 2>water shoes because I like it feels like I'm using

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<v Speaker 2>my body the way it was intended, so that like

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<v Speaker 2>all my like creviss of my feet are like landing

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<v Speaker 2>where they should.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I love banging your mom and using my body the

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<v Speaker 1>way it should be and like feeling all the crevices.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's funny because like I know your brain chemistry

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<v Speaker 2>and that's not the way your body's supposed to be used.

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<v Speaker 1>I banged your mom.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Well, just because you do something doesn't mean I.

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<v Speaker 1>Was talking about that with Josiah where I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>like when we say your mom or I banged your mom,

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<v Speaker 1>it doesn't mean like I'm banging your mother. It's literally

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<v Speaker 1>like a whole other like entity of itself. Like yeah, exactly,

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<v Speaker 1>it has zero meaning. Quite literally, it's just like us

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<v Speaker 1>saying shit out loud.

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<v Speaker 2>He doesn't actually mean your mom's like cuchie stings. If

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, oh, like, if I said your mom's,

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<v Speaker 2>I was like so and so like me acting like

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<v Speaker 2>no one knows her name. But if I was like

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<v Speaker 2>Pam's koochie, that's like that's pushing it. Like, don't say that,

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<v Speaker 2>Like that's like.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry, mom my mom listens to every episode fourteen times.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, like if saying that is crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>Your vagina doesn't stink, mom, what it's a vagina?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I mean, it's less about like the way

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<v Speaker 2>you're vagina. It was so great. I don't know what

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<v Speaker 2>we're talking about.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll look it up. It's a clip of Laganja Strlaganja Estranjia.

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<v Speaker 2>Ligango Stranja doing stand up to old people and she's

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<v Speaker 2>like burning so hard. Well, how about this. Some songs

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<v Speaker 2>are being are made just to be sung on American

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<v Speaker 2>Idol and that's where it begins and end. And You're

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<v Speaker 2>the one by Shanaia Twain was made to be sung

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<v Speaker 2>by other people on American Idol like she didn't realize

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<v Speaker 2>she was creating the Golden Ticket song. Anybody could get

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<v Speaker 2>on there and sing that song.

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<v Speaker 1>Is giving the same energy, like bitches who think they

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<v Speaker 1>can sing and can kind of sing love singing hallelujah,

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<v Speaker 1>like put that ship to rest, just like the fucking

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<v Speaker 1>Nate skull paint from American Horror Story for Halloween. Like

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, gave it up for real.

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<v Speaker 2>So, y'all. I went to Galencia where they filmed the

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<v Speaker 2>TV show Weeds. Now, y'all, it's very dry. It's almost

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<v Speaker 2>kind of like your vagina. Can I get amen? Now, y'all?

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<v Speaker 2>I am a tree hugger because if it ain't green,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not interested. Oh kind.

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<v Speaker 1>I like, I've always been like a firm believer in

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<v Speaker 1>RuPaul like that it's never blaming on the edit, Like

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<v Speaker 1>you said that shit blah blah blah blah blah, but

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<v Speaker 1>that truly was a blame it on the edit mends.

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<v Speaker 2>So much of that show is made that to fight

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<v Speaker 2>the allegations. And he thought if he made a Brockhampton

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<v Speaker 2>ask song that it would like.

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<v Speaker 1>Distract all for the ban on the edit.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he thought he got a bare face on a

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<v Speaker 2>on a root Baul song that it would distract us

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<v Speaker 2>from the fact that that is literally the truth, Like

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<v Speaker 2>that's the whole show. So much of the show is contating. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it's like there's no way in a room of twelve

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<v Speaker 2>of the most extroverted people, everyone is that silent when

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<v Speaker 2>someone takes yeah, like it's you just can't convince me

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<v Speaker 2>of that. But it's so awesome because I love how

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<v Speaker 2>much they enjoy making shit silent, Like.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the crickets are the like all like the silence.

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<v Speaker 1>It's literally the producers on that show are like geniuses.

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<v Speaker 1>Like a producer recently left, like a really high up

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<v Speaker 1>executive just left Drag Race. And they were saying, like

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<v Speaker 1>they worked on the last season in the new All

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<v Speaker 1>Star season, which they said is going to be one

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<v Speaker 1>of the greatest seasons of All Star Drag Race ever.

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<v Speaker 1>But the last season, Uh, Sasha wasn't supposed to win,

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<v Speaker 1>Like the producers didn't want Sasha to win. She just

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<v Speaker 1>did so good that she won. And it was supposed

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<v Speaker 1>to be Mistress and Anietsra in the end and like

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<v Speaker 1>the final and that's what the producers were producing towards.

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<v Speaker 1>But Sasha just like won the fan vote and like

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<v Speaker 1>they couldn't not make her the w.

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<v Speaker 2>So she's literally she genuinely is one of the.

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<v Speaker 1>Great one of the greatest ever, like literally ever.

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<v Speaker 2>She was so good.

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<v Speaker 1>She swept, she swept like Bianca.

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<v Speaker 2>It's so hard to dude, is that.

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<v Speaker 1>This Oh it's leaning up against this Oh.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought that was your chair. Like, girl, your chair

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<v Speaker 2>is like actually cracking under your fucking butt.

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<v Speaker 1>Right now, my giant, fucking little lumptuous ass, luscious, fat,

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<v Speaker 1>stinky butt that like it's curvy like the earth.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you know how everybody gets annoyed because they're like,

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<v Speaker 2>stop bringing back these fucking like washed up celebrities for

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<v Speaker 2>endorsements and stuff, and everybody's like everybody's playing into nostalgia,

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<v Speaker 2>everyone's playing to install. Just stop it for like endorsements,

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<v Speaker 2>whether it be like you're seeing Paris Hilton Moore, you're

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<v Speaker 2>seeing Lindsay Lohan Moore, you're seeing like all these huge

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<v Speaker 2>names for the two thousands. But when you think about it,

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<v Speaker 2>it does make sense why all these companies are obsessed

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<v Speaker 2>with bringing them back. It's not so much as like

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<v Speaker 2>we're cool, like we're gonna like do the cool people thing.

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<v Speaker 2>It's literally because those are the phases you recognize from childhood,

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<v Speaker 2>but now you are an adult with your own money,

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<v Speaker 2>so they can just retap into that to make you

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<v Speaker 2>look at the brand more because you are, naturally, whether

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<v Speaker 2>you like it or not, going to be curious about

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<v Speaker 2>the fact that this person you grew up watching is

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<v Speaker 2>now the face of a brand, and you're gonna look

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<v Speaker 2>and you're probably gonna buy because it's just that easy.

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<v Speaker 2>Calise was the on the billboard for Uber for milkshakes,

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<v Speaker 2>and that greened me. It was like, it was like,

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<v Speaker 2>we'll bring the milkshake to your yard for Uber. I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, bitch, I'm gonna fucking blow y'all up, Like

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<v Speaker 2>get her.

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<v Speaker 1>Down, Yeah, let her down. We shouldn't. I shouldn't be

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<v Speaker 1>up here.

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<v Speaker 2>That's literally.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I learned how to squirre recently, like in a

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<v Speaker 1>really vi But yes, it was really violent and nasty

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<v Speaker 1>all over the place.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh wait, do you mean like poop or do you

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<v Speaker 2>mean like a sexual squirt both? Oh, okay, it just

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<v Speaker 2>happens at the same time. It's kind of like giving

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<v Speaker 2>birth for you. Yeah, it's just like all holes erupt.

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<v Speaker 1>Should I talk about my ship scheduled? Recently? I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like I should. No, no, not getting it to certain

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<v Speaker 1>things I want to keep to myself, Like I think

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<v Speaker 1>vulnerability is like a superpower, But there are some things

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<v Speaker 1>in my life that I want to have discretion over,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I want to be.

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<v Speaker 2>Like one of those your bowel movements.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I want to hold that.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, like I would say, most people definitely hold

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<v Speaker 2>that back because it's not something that's smiled upon to

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<v Speaker 2>talk about.

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<v Speaker 1>We need to talk about it more because like we

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<v Speaker 1>all do it.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, so do you want to normalize pooping or do

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<v Speaker 2>you want to hold discretion free?

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<v Speaker 1>The poop free? The poop hole.

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<v Speaker 2>It was watching recently, Oh, it was literally shoddy Bay,

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<v Speaker 2>like h her her friends. She was like in LA

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<v Speaker 2>and she was on live and her friend said something.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know how I got to the conversation because

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<v Speaker 2>I was playing Fortnite and listening to her on live,

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<v Speaker 2>which is like the craziest deal ever.

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<v Speaker 1>Had YouTube open on your flogs that you watch, and

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<v Speaker 1>so I.

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<v Speaker 2>Had all my things going at once, and I didn't

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<v Speaker 2>really hear it, but I just heard her friends go,

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<v Speaker 2>oh my god, so you're free the nipples. She goes no,

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<v Speaker 2>uh no, and then she goes more like free the

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<v Speaker 2>cherries at this point of view, and then her friends

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<v Speaker 2>just said nothing because they didn't understand like the joke

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<v Speaker 2>she made. But I think she was calling her own

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<v Speaker 2>boobs like cherries because they're small. And then her friends

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<v Speaker 2>was just like huh, and then it just moved off.

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<v Speaker 1>Snawty Bay is so lit, like she is literally an

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<v Speaker 1>icon living and like I don't think she's appreciated enough,

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<v Speaker 1>but she is the moment the girl. Yeah, not many

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<v Speaker 1>girls can shut down malls like that. Let's just say that.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean I probably could.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like, let me put me in the mall.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm literally I'm actually not allowed in malls anymore because

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<v Speaker 2>every time I go, it's like it's a parade inside

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<v Speaker 2>my city. Every time I remember that it yeah, all right,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, right right, Well, I was gonna say, we

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<v Speaker 2>really do need to free the nipple just for me,

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<v Speaker 2>like we like the only you're allowed to show your nipples,

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<v Speaker 2>or you want to free the nipple so you can

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<v Speaker 2>look at nipples exactly. Okay, Yeah, that's because that's what

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<v Speaker 2>I assumed.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, like, it's not that weird that I just

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<v Speaker 1>want to play with them all the time.

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<v Speaker 2>I was laughing with Oryan in the bathroom and we

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<v Speaker 2>were laughing so hard together that I went to grab

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<v Speaker 2>her arm and she had her arms right here, she

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<v Speaker 2>was brushing her teeth, and I literally grabbed her. I

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<v Speaker 2>went to grab her arm and my fingers went.

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<v Speaker 1>Like this to her nipple and we were Yeah, that

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<v Speaker 1>was an acid.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it was want to touch these?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, you sound suspect as fuck right now? Why

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<v Speaker 1>are you grabbing her friends? Our friends boobs and nipples?

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<v Speaker 2>I only wanted the nipples, so that's all I grabbed.

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<v Speaker 2>If I wanted to grab the boob, I would have

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<v Speaker 2>grabbed the whole thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Little sandbags. Yeah, yeah, boobs feel like concrete.

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<v Speaker 2>We know I ever touched boobs.

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<v Speaker 1>Podcasts made by Generative AI are here prepared to be bored?

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<v Speaker 3>What was that in your notes? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>No, it was a Wired article that popped up a notification. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>because I have Apple.

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<v Speaker 2>Almost literally was gonna be like, bitch, why did you

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<v Speaker 2>write the most like thirty eight year old headline of a.

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<v Speaker 1>Card to be bored?

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<v Speaker 2>Care to lose your mind? Uh?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I've played with a bunch of boobs before, like you.

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<v Speaker 2>Circling back to it makes me think you haven't played

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<v Speaker 2>with boobs, because like, if I played with boobs, I

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<v Speaker 2>wouldn't be like so stuck on the fact of like

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<v Speaker 2>making that note.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, you know what's that fucking juice that the

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<v Speaker 1>dude that broke into our house drink naked juice? You know,

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<v Speaker 1>the girthiness of that, that's what like the inside of

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<v Speaker 1>a boob feels like like a naked juice.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you been inside a boom? I was asking if

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<v Speaker 2>you've touched a boob, Like no one's been.

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<v Speaker 1>Well know, like when you grab it, you can feel

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<v Speaker 1>it from the outside. No dead has big things are coming.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna be sick soon, so like you're gonna have

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<v Speaker 1>to take care of me.

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<v Speaker 2>We already went over this. I'm paying someone to do that.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm paying someone to be on house rest with you,

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<v Speaker 2>to take care of you from the other side of

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<v Speaker 2>the house while I sit in my room.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh okay, I'll pay you guys to spongebath me.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like you'll pay so that you can do it.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll pay like two grands.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh he needs help already.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait, it seems like he's he got a lot worse

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<v Speaker 3>all of a sudden.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh well, he just faints. So he's like I soiled myself.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, all right, I mean we could pause and I'll

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<v Speaker 3>just I'll clean you up, help me clean me.

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<v Speaker 2>Did when people are like, yeah, like I've been with

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<v Speaker 2>my partner so much, I've like changed the diapers. I

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<v Speaker 2>would much rather kill myself. I would genuinely much rather

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<v Speaker 2>end my life right now than no, bitch, like why

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<v Speaker 2>would I do that? No, I'm not doing that. That

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<v Speaker 2>is crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>To do more blood ceremonies at weddings.

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<v Speaker 2>Who's doing a blood ceremony at a wedding?

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, you're saying people need to do that, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Like mix their blood.

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<v Speaker 2>Weddings are already colty enough, Like weddings are very cultage.

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<v Speaker 2>Weddings are weird. Like let's talk about that. Like getting

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<v Speaker 2>a bunch of people from each side, and it's like

0:22:14.960 --> 0:22:17.960
<v Speaker 2>what girls on this side, boys on that side, Like

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<v Speaker 2>these are my girls? Those are your boys.

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<v Speaker 1>Like it's like, yeah, it's like playground fun for adults,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's also giving like weird. I don't know, That's

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<v Speaker 1>all I can say about it.

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<v Speaker 2>Like it's such a big deal. Like if you want

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<v Speaker 2>to throw a party, throw a fucking party, Like you

0:22:31.880 --> 0:22:32.800
<v Speaker 2>don't have to do all that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I do understand them though, Like it's like normal

0:22:37.480 --> 0:22:41.240
<v Speaker 1>pilled people just like doing what they want to do

0:22:41.400 --> 0:22:45.560
<v Speaker 1>and they're happier than me. So that's that's all I

0:22:45.560 --> 0:22:47.960
<v Speaker 1>can say about that, Like, literally, do what you want

0:22:47.960 --> 0:22:49.840
<v Speaker 1>to do, because we're all gonna die in two hundred

0:22:49.880 --> 0:22:52.560
<v Speaker 1>years where we're forgotten. No one's gonna know what the

0:22:52.560 --> 0:22:55.600
<v Speaker 1>fuck happened. No one's gonna remember that wedding. So like, also,

0:22:55.720 --> 0:22:58.440
<v Speaker 1>time dilation is very fucking real. I turned twenty three

0:22:58.440 --> 0:23:01.080
<v Speaker 1>and I'm already twenty five, and it felt like it

0:23:01.119 --> 0:23:02.560
<v Speaker 1>felt like three months have passed.

0:23:03.840 --> 0:23:06.359
<v Speaker 2>I did see you. Wait are you twenty five right now?

0:23:07.880 --> 0:23:07.920
<v Speaker 3>No?

0:23:10.040 --> 0:23:11.480
<v Speaker 2>Wait, because I feel like I saw a clip from

0:23:11.480 --> 0:23:13.439
<v Speaker 2>the podcast where you said you were twenty four or

0:23:13.520 --> 0:23:14.080
<v Speaker 2>twenty three?

0:23:14.840 --> 0:23:16.399
<v Speaker 1>I am sixteen.

0:23:19.960 --> 0:23:22.400
<v Speaker 2>You're like you went into like reboot, like you went

0:23:22.480 --> 0:23:24.520
<v Speaker 2>into like automatic response.

0:23:24.920 --> 0:23:29.920
<v Speaker 1>I am sixteen. Here is my birth certificate. You ever

0:23:29.960 --> 0:23:30.960
<v Speaker 1>seen Benchwarmers?

0:23:32.200 --> 0:23:33.040
<v Speaker 2>What? Now?

0:23:33.400 --> 0:23:35.439
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god? Is that it's like one of the

0:23:35.480 --> 0:23:36.680
<v Speaker 1>best movies ever.

0:23:36.920 --> 0:23:40.600
<v Speaker 2>You say that about every movie you've ever seen, say

0:23:40.640 --> 0:23:44.760
<v Speaker 2>that about everything I've ever experienced ever, which is honestly awesome.

0:23:44.800 --> 0:23:48.760
<v Speaker 2>But everything and yourew has ever seen like partaken in

0:23:49.080 --> 0:23:52.600
<v Speaker 2>or like consumed is the best thing until the next one.

0:23:52.680 --> 0:23:55.560
<v Speaker 1>And that's honestly a fantastic way to live your life

0:23:55.600 --> 0:23:58.960
<v Speaker 1>because I craved the next experience so much more because

0:23:59.000 --> 0:24:01.120
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, oh wow, it's the best thing I've ever experienced.

0:24:01.320 --> 0:24:03.639
<v Speaker 1>Like them, I will say Guardians of the Galaxy was

0:24:03.680 --> 0:24:08.160
<v Speaker 1>the best movie I've ever seen, period, not actually.

0:24:08.520 --> 0:24:13.760
<v Speaker 2>I think also you sometimes confuse like good company with

0:24:13.840 --> 0:24:17.480
<v Speaker 2>a good experience, Like if you see anything or do

0:24:17.560 --> 0:24:19.920
<v Speaker 2>anything with the right group of people, it's the best

0:24:19.960 --> 0:24:21.679
<v Speaker 2>time of your life, even if it was like the

0:24:21.680 --> 0:24:23.560
<v Speaker 2>worst thing. But I do that too, Like it's like

0:24:23.880 --> 0:24:27.200
<v Speaker 2>it's I think it's a reaction to like that's why

0:24:27.240 --> 0:24:30.040
<v Speaker 2>people with ADHD get addicted to certain foods and like

0:24:30.119 --> 0:24:33.120
<v Speaker 2>certain like they get hyperfixated because it's like, oh my god,

0:24:33.160 --> 0:24:34.960
<v Speaker 2>that experience was so good, I could do it again.

0:24:35.000 --> 0:24:36.480
<v Speaker 2>And I do that all the time, where I'm like,

0:24:36.600 --> 0:24:38.359
<v Speaker 2>I have to go get this coffee or this drink

0:24:38.440 --> 0:24:40.360
<v Speaker 2>or this food from this place because it was such

0:24:40.359 --> 0:24:42.520
<v Speaker 2>a good time. But then by the time I get

0:24:42.560 --> 0:24:44.000
<v Speaker 2>sick of it, when I think back to the first

0:24:44.000 --> 0:24:45.959
<v Speaker 2>time I had it, it wasn't necessarily the thing I

0:24:46.000 --> 0:24:48.120
<v Speaker 2>was having, But it was the friends I made along

0:24:48.119 --> 0:24:48.440
<v Speaker 2>the way.

0:24:48.600 --> 0:24:52.879
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's it's like the friends I love more than

0:24:52.920 --> 0:24:56.800
<v Speaker 1>they will ever love me. They actually perceive me for once,

0:24:56.880 --> 0:24:59.639
<v Speaker 1>maybe even for half a second, and it just feels great.

0:25:00.160 --> 0:25:03.840
<v Speaker 2>You are literally the most annoying person on the fucking planet.

0:25:04.400 --> 0:25:05.560
<v Speaker 1>I'm all alone, y'all.

0:25:05.960 --> 0:25:10.280
<v Speaker 2>Truly, dude, the thing where he keeps he literally in

0:25:10.359 --> 0:25:14.520
<v Speaker 2>a room where everybody is replcted, won't keep calling himself invisible.

0:25:14.760 --> 0:25:16.199
<v Speaker 2>But then it gets to the point where you just

0:25:16.240 --> 0:25:18.480
<v Speaker 2>start ignoring him, because like, how many times can you

0:25:18.520 --> 0:25:20.719
<v Speaker 2>be like, bitch, we heard you? And then he just

0:25:20.800 --> 0:25:23.120
<v Speaker 2>does it until you actually start ignoring him, and then.

0:25:23.080 --> 0:25:28.600
<v Speaker 1>He's like wow, yeah, oh god really really crazy. No,

0:25:28.720 --> 0:25:32.240
<v Speaker 1>but I literally like am then ignored being. But what

0:25:32.280 --> 0:25:35.240
<v Speaker 1>we should do is show this sunburned photo.

0:25:36.119 --> 0:25:38.600
<v Speaker 2>Oh Ki, you are not ready.

0:25:38.760 --> 0:25:43.240
<v Speaker 1>This is I'm gonna preface this photo. It really is

0:25:44.000 --> 0:25:47.440
<v Speaker 1>one of the most horrifying things I've seen of myself ever.

0:25:47.640 --> 0:25:50.840
<v Speaker 1>I think, like I think, I am a nasty, gross

0:25:50.880 --> 0:25:54.679
<v Speaker 1>person with a nasty fucking body and it's dangerous and

0:25:54.720 --> 0:25:59.119
<v Speaker 1>this photo altered my brain chemistry forever because it is

0:25:59.160 --> 0:26:01.760
<v Speaker 1>the most vile thing you will ever lay your eyes on.

0:26:01.960 --> 0:26:03.960
<v Speaker 3>You before you show me. Do you think it's worse

0:26:04.000 --> 0:26:05.959
<v Speaker 3>than the Devin Pool photo?

0:26:06.400 --> 0:26:09.320
<v Speaker 1>Yes, yeah, no, questions asked.

0:26:09.320 --> 0:26:10.840
<v Speaker 2>Really you mean the one of his hair?

0:26:11.359 --> 0:26:12.600
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that was just his hair.

0:26:12.840 --> 0:26:16.960
<v Speaker 1>This one is like body like it's given, it's giving.

0:26:19.520 --> 0:26:26.520
<v Speaker 3>There let me see. Oh my god, I look like

0:26:26.960 --> 0:26:28.040
<v Speaker 3>you look like a piece of garlic.

0:26:28.119 --> 0:26:30.320
<v Speaker 1>I look like a ninja turtle, like I've got a

0:26:30.359 --> 0:26:31.880
<v Speaker 1>big fucking shell on my back.

0:26:32.359 --> 0:26:35.159
<v Speaker 3>You slipped out of your a piece of gum.

0:26:35.400 --> 0:26:38.199
<v Speaker 1>No, it's really really jarring. But my sunburn is like

0:26:38.280 --> 0:26:38.920
<v Speaker 1>really bad.

0:26:39.200 --> 0:26:41.919
<v Speaker 3>That does feel like it would sell for like three

0:26:42.000 --> 0:26:43.400
<v Speaker 3>hundred thousand dollars.

0:26:43.080 --> 0:26:44.199
<v Speaker 2>Though, And it's alive.

0:26:45.359 --> 0:26:49.879
<v Speaker 1>Oh it turns me pink. E dude, we're never showing

0:26:49.920 --> 0:26:53.280
<v Speaker 1>that ever. Oh my god, why did that happen at

0:26:53.280 --> 0:26:53.600
<v Speaker 1>the end.

0:26:55.440 --> 0:26:58.120
<v Speaker 3>Oh that looks like a scene from Prometheus or something.

0:26:58.200 --> 0:27:00.800
<v Speaker 2>Yes, it literally looks like literally shed your skin.

0:27:00.800 --> 0:27:02.760
<v Speaker 1>Face suckers bursting out of my butt.

0:27:03.680 --> 0:27:10.160
<v Speaker 2>Add oh fuck, Oh my god, bro, what's wrong with you?

0:27:10.160 --> 0:27:11.600
<v Speaker 1>You just fucking passed out?

0:27:12.320 --> 0:27:13.879
<v Speaker 3>Did it peel? It looks like it peeled.

0:27:14.240 --> 0:27:17.280
<v Speaker 1>No, I don't know it yet.

0:27:19.280 --> 0:27:20.879
<v Speaker 3>Oh no, it's not too bad.

0:27:21.400 --> 0:27:24.320
<v Speaker 2>No, but it actually looks like somebody fucking went at

0:27:24.440 --> 0:27:28.520
<v Speaker 2>you with like a backscratcher that had like pointed tips

0:27:28.520 --> 0:27:29.480
<v Speaker 2>like back rolls.

0:27:31.560 --> 0:27:35.000
<v Speaker 3>I will say, your waist looks very, very small than photo.

0:27:35.119 --> 0:27:39.399
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but it's literally that's literally my worst nightmare to

0:27:39.440 --> 0:27:40.080
<v Speaker 1>be small.

0:27:40.560 --> 0:27:43.040
<v Speaker 3>No, but your waist is small, that's good, thank you.

0:27:43.440 --> 0:27:44.640
<v Speaker 3>And it looks like you're.

0:27:44.480 --> 0:27:48.040
<v Speaker 1>No, it's it's an illusion because my back is seventy

0:27:48.080 --> 0:27:51.960
<v Speaker 1>eight inches wide and it just looks everything and it's

0:27:53.840 --> 0:27:55.159
<v Speaker 1>vicinity really small.

0:27:56.760 --> 0:28:03.520
<v Speaker 2>Well, other people's joy makes me so upset. Oh yeah,

0:28:03.560 --> 0:28:07.119
<v Speaker 2>and like it's crazy because like why does other people's

0:28:07.200 --> 0:28:09.040
<v Speaker 2>joy make me upset? And it's because, like I don't

0:28:09.040 --> 0:28:10.760
<v Speaker 2>want to see other people joyous because I feel like

0:28:10.760 --> 0:28:12.520
<v Speaker 2>I have so much joy to catch up on. So

0:28:12.560 --> 0:28:14.040
<v Speaker 2>if I know someone had a good life and they're

0:28:14.080 --> 0:28:17.040
<v Speaker 2>still experiencing extreme joys, I'm like, when is your pain

0:28:17.080 --> 0:28:19.000
<v Speaker 2>and suffering gonna come? We need it to come faster,

0:28:19.080 --> 0:28:20.919
<v Speaker 2>Like I'm about to Amazon Prime ship in to your

0:28:20.960 --> 0:28:23.600
<v Speaker 2>front door, because I want you to experience like extreme

0:28:23.640 --> 0:28:26.000
<v Speaker 2>pain and like sadness and then it goes to deep.

0:28:26.160 --> 0:28:26.920
<v Speaker 1>That's probably why.

0:28:27.000 --> 0:28:32.200
<v Speaker 2>That's probably why, like I don't like when other people

0:28:32.359 --> 0:28:34.199
<v Speaker 2>like the music I like because I'm like, you're not

0:28:34.280 --> 0:28:37.000
<v Speaker 2>experiencing the same joy I'm feeling because you're perceiving this

0:28:37.080 --> 0:28:39.000
<v Speaker 2>song differently than I am, and like, but why does

0:28:39.040 --> 0:28:40.720
<v Speaker 2>that even matter? Like why do I hate sharing music?

0:28:40.720 --> 0:28:42.760
<v Speaker 2>Because I hate other people being happy over the music

0:28:42.880 --> 0:28:44.800
<v Speaker 2>And somebody's gonna hear this shit and be like, am

0:28:44.840 --> 0:28:46.080
<v Speaker 2>I the only one who hates that? And you're so

0:28:46.120 --> 0:28:48.720
<v Speaker 2>fucking pessimistic? Bitch, I'm just being real, like, and everybody

0:28:48.760 --> 0:28:52.400
<v Speaker 2>hates that, Like I'm like openly admitting that, But that's

0:28:52.440 --> 0:28:54.640
<v Speaker 2>all the internet is. All the Internet is is like

0:28:54.680 --> 0:28:57.120
<v Speaker 2>being envious of other people's joy, Like of course they're

0:28:57.160 --> 0:28:59.720
<v Speaker 2>like really solid parts where that's not a thing, but

0:28:59.720 --> 0:29:02.720
<v Speaker 2>also so obviously to a certain extent, I'm joking because bitch,

0:29:02.800 --> 0:29:04.360
<v Speaker 2>I actually don't give a fuck what other people are

0:29:04.440 --> 0:29:06.160
<v Speaker 2>up to. It has nothing to do with me. And

0:29:06.200 --> 0:29:07.880
<v Speaker 2>I only have so much space in my brain and

0:29:07.880 --> 0:29:09.720
<v Speaker 2>I consume all of it with Fortnite at this point,

0:29:09.880 --> 0:29:12.160
<v Speaker 2>so it doesn't really matter. But it is crazy, like

0:29:12.200 --> 0:29:13.920
<v Speaker 2>why does other people like liking the music?

0:29:13.920 --> 0:29:14.160
<v Speaker 1>I like?

0:29:14.200 --> 0:29:16.720
<v Speaker 2>Bother me? You have the same thing, Like it's like

0:29:16.800 --> 0:29:17.520
<v Speaker 2>such a big thing.

0:29:18.720 --> 0:29:24.680
<v Speaker 3>I swear to God, like I saw you enter a

0:29:24.720 --> 0:29:25.320
<v Speaker 3>flow state.

0:29:27.280 --> 0:29:31.280
<v Speaker 4>Yeahs was my hate dangent?

0:29:31.600 --> 0:29:35.680
<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah.

0:29:35.880 --> 0:29:41.080
<v Speaker 2>Also like that is that's like not like fully true.

0:29:41.200 --> 0:29:43.280
<v Speaker 2>But I was joking about that with Josh yesterday. We

0:29:43.280 --> 0:29:45.840
<v Speaker 2>were like talking about how it's so funny, how like

0:29:46.560 --> 0:29:49.920
<v Speaker 2>we are just bitter people to a certain extent, because

0:29:50.360 --> 0:29:53.440
<v Speaker 2>why does other people? Why does it bother us when

0:29:53.480 --> 0:29:56.960
<v Speaker 2>other people, Like if somebody plays a song that I

0:29:57.080 --> 0:29:59.760
<v Speaker 2>showed them and they don't say that I showed them song,

0:29:59.800 --> 0:30:00.240
<v Speaker 2>why am I?

0:30:00.320 --> 0:30:00.400
<v Speaker 3>Like?

0:30:01.160 --> 0:30:05.520
<v Speaker 1>Yeah No, that's like, so you swear you're better than me,

0:30:05.720 --> 0:30:07.320
<v Speaker 1>Like no, I am better than you.

0:30:07.640 --> 0:30:11.920
<v Speaker 2>Like it's crazy and it's so funny, but other people's

0:30:11.960 --> 0:30:13.960
<v Speaker 2>joy doesn't actually upset me. Also, I feel like I

0:30:13.960 --> 0:30:16.320
<v Speaker 2>need to clarify that because everybody thinks I'm actually walking

0:30:16.320 --> 0:30:18.240
<v Speaker 2>around with like the most hatred in my heart. But

0:30:18.320 --> 0:30:20.920
<v Speaker 2>you would be happy to know that I walk around

0:30:20.960 --> 0:30:24.240
<v Speaker 2>with my brain shut off. So there's that.

0:30:24.560 --> 0:30:25.560
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. See, I've been.

0:30:25.480 --> 0:30:27.520
<v Speaker 2>Getting highest fuck, so I'm just like double down on

0:30:27.560 --> 0:30:28.640
<v Speaker 2>like being turned off. You go.

0:30:29.440 --> 0:30:34.960
<v Speaker 1>Also, you can see if like I can immediately clock

0:30:35.440 --> 0:30:39.200
<v Speaker 1>in a conversation if someone has experienced loss or not.

0:30:40.240 --> 0:30:42.320
<v Speaker 1>And I just wanted to say that, like I know

0:30:42.520 --> 0:30:44.920
<v Speaker 1>I can look you in your eyes before you even

0:30:44.960 --> 0:30:47.680
<v Speaker 1>say a word, and know if you've lost someone close

0:30:47.720 --> 0:30:47.959
<v Speaker 1>to you.

0:30:48.280 --> 0:30:51.520
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, one hundred percent. It's also funny because talking to anybody,

0:30:51.560 --> 0:30:56.320
<v Speaker 2>you can tell if they've been through anything tumultuous because

0:30:56.480 --> 0:31:00.240
<v Speaker 2>it is such. It shows if you talk to anybody

0:31:00.280 --> 0:31:04.880
<v Speaker 2>about relationships, you will know so much about their life

0:31:05.840 --> 0:31:10.560
<v Speaker 2>just from the way they perceive relationships, both platonic and romantic.

0:31:11.160 --> 0:31:15.920
<v Speaker 2>And it's fucking insane because it's like, damn, you haven't

0:31:15.960 --> 0:31:18.200
<v Speaker 2>been pushed into a corner of like solitude.

0:31:18.360 --> 0:31:20.080
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Like you can see in my eyes that I

0:31:20.120 --> 0:31:24.800
<v Speaker 3>lost a bunch of money in crypto, Like you can.

0:31:24.760 --> 0:31:26.880
<v Speaker 2>Just see like that in a lot of ways, not

0:31:26.920 --> 0:31:31.480
<v Speaker 2>just in your eyes. But I mean, if you think

0:31:31.520 --> 0:31:32.840
<v Speaker 2>the eyes are the ones I said.

0:31:32.640 --> 0:31:34.880
<v Speaker 3>It as a joke, as a joke, and then you guys,

0:31:35.440 --> 0:31:37.800
<v Speaker 3>that's not real loss, and maybe you'd hit me.

0:31:38.840 --> 0:31:44.720
<v Speaker 2>I mean it's real loss because you feel okay, one

0:31:44.720 --> 0:31:53.560
<v Speaker 2>more big one. I just like, don't find that kind

0:31:53.560 --> 0:31:54.320
<v Speaker 2>of stuff cool.

0:31:54.720 --> 0:31:57.520
<v Speaker 1>You know, like you literally hit me last episode.

0:31:57.640 --> 0:32:00.200
<v Speaker 2>Hello, Okay, but did I hit you and say, oh

0:32:00.200 --> 0:32:01.920
<v Speaker 2>that's cool? No, I was embarrassed.

0:32:02.000 --> 0:32:05.160
<v Speaker 1>We literally had a whole conversation after about how it's

0:32:05.200 --> 0:32:06.560
<v Speaker 1>our new normal and that it's chill.

0:32:06.720 --> 0:32:09.600
<v Speaker 2>Well, it's our normal, but that doesn't it make it cool.

0:32:10.640 --> 0:32:13.200
<v Speaker 1>You know that hurt my fucking hands so bad? Kay,

0:32:13.280 --> 0:32:14.760
<v Speaker 1>you fucking hurt me with your face.

0:32:15.720 --> 0:32:16.360
<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry.

0:32:16.480 --> 0:32:17.840
<v Speaker 2>What are you gonna do to repay him?

0:32:18.400 --> 0:32:20.040
<v Speaker 3>Probably like give him a crazy dome?

0:32:20.280 --> 0:32:23.560
<v Speaker 2>And I knew you were gonna say that. You know

0:32:23.600 --> 0:32:26.600
<v Speaker 2>what's crazy's Apple has such a strong arm in the

0:32:26.840 --> 0:32:31.760
<v Speaker 2>tablet society that nobody calls tablets iPad. Like everybody calls

0:32:31.800 --> 0:32:35.120
<v Speaker 2>tablets iPads, but some of y'all don't have iPads. Bitch,

0:32:35.200 --> 0:32:37.240
<v Speaker 2>you have a tablet that is not an iPad.

0:32:37.440 --> 0:32:41.080
<v Speaker 1>I literally want to sell my iPad and my PC

0:32:41.560 --> 0:32:43.640
<v Speaker 1>and get that Aceus computer.

0:32:44.320 --> 0:32:46.240
<v Speaker 2>Oh the one that like you can, like a really

0:32:46.320 --> 0:32:46.800
<v Speaker 2>full one.

0:32:46.880 --> 0:32:49.479
<v Speaker 1>But I'm not saying it out loud because it's so

0:32:49.720 --> 0:32:53.320
<v Speaker 1>hard to get, but like, it's basically an iPad and

0:32:53.520 --> 0:32:57.160
<v Speaker 1>it's as powerful as my PC, but in an iPad

0:32:57.240 --> 0:33:02.840
<v Speaker 1>form factor with the ability to connect to a monitor.

0:33:02.880 --> 0:33:05.000
<v Speaker 1>And I'm just like, oh, dude, that would free up

0:33:05.040 --> 0:33:08.600
<v Speaker 1>so much desk base, Like it would just make my

0:33:08.640 --> 0:33:11.000
<v Speaker 1>life so much easier to not have that giant, big ass,

0:33:11.000 --> 0:33:14.840
<v Speaker 1>disgusting ass PC in my room. It collects dust.

0:33:15.680 --> 0:33:18.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you do not use that. Well, that's because you

0:33:18.120 --> 0:33:20.800
<v Speaker 2>should be playing. You should be playing Fortnite on there,

0:33:20.920 --> 0:33:22.560
<v Speaker 2>and you would get a lot of use out of it.

0:33:23.400 --> 0:33:24.120
<v Speaker 2>That's what I think.

0:33:24.200 --> 0:33:26.960
<v Speaker 1>I did update Fortnite last night, so I might might

0:33:27.400 --> 0:33:27.680
<v Speaker 1>have to.

0:33:27.600 --> 0:33:30.080
<v Speaker 2>Play Duo's ranked to see if we can make it

0:33:30.120 --> 0:33:30.640
<v Speaker 2>to the top.

0:33:31.360 --> 0:33:36.760
<v Speaker 1>I know that we will probably be humbled very quickly.

0:33:37.040 --> 0:33:39.680
<v Speaker 2>Oh. I was humbled immediately. I was so happy off

0:33:39.680 --> 0:33:42.040
<v Speaker 2>that win I got. Thank God i'd ampost that I

0:33:42.040 --> 0:33:44.760
<v Speaker 2>would have been humiliated. I would have been humiliated with

0:33:44.800 --> 0:33:46.920
<v Speaker 2>the rank I got the first game I played. I

0:33:46.960 --> 0:33:49.760
<v Speaker 2>got silver too the first time I played, And without

0:33:49.800 --> 0:33:52.280
<v Speaker 2>seeing the chart of like the rankings, I was like, damn,

0:33:52.320 --> 0:33:55.840
<v Speaker 2>that's pretty good, like getting silver like gold as next,

0:33:55.920 --> 0:33:59.120
<v Speaker 2>that's pretty awesome, bitch, Yeah it's gold. Then it's like

0:33:59.400 --> 0:34:02.640
<v Speaker 2>four other category, so I was second to last.

0:34:02.840 --> 0:34:06.880
<v Speaker 1>It's that doesn't mean like your game play or like

0:34:06.920 --> 0:34:09.359
<v Speaker 1>how you play. That's like so you have to win

0:34:09.440 --> 0:34:11.080
<v Speaker 1>a bunch in a row and get a bunch of

0:34:11.160 --> 0:34:13.160
<v Speaker 1>kills to go up in the rink. It's not like

0:34:13.520 --> 0:34:16.240
<v Speaker 1>it's not like an accumulative thing based on your.

0:34:16.200 --> 0:34:18.840
<v Speaker 2>Like yeah, because it's like has a percentage and it

0:34:18.920 --> 0:34:21.520
<v Speaker 2>like goes up and yeah, yeah yeah, but I think

0:34:21.640 --> 0:34:24.399
<v Speaker 2>if you if I played like the fucking greatest game

0:34:24.440 --> 0:34:26.120
<v Speaker 2>of all time in the first one, I probably would

0:34:26.120 --> 0:34:28.959
<v Speaker 2>have landed in gold instead. It's over, but I.

0:34:28.960 --> 0:34:32.920
<v Speaker 1>Did though, no land You had seventeen kills.

0:34:32.719 --> 0:34:34.479
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I had seventeen kills, but like and.

0:34:34.400 --> 0:34:35.960
<v Speaker 1>She was playing solo duos.

0:34:36.239 --> 0:34:39.719
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, thank you, thank you, guys, Like my best game

0:34:39.800 --> 0:34:43.560
<v Speaker 2>so far, seventeen kills just like easy. Honestly, it's easy.

0:34:43.760 --> 0:34:46.480
<v Speaker 2>Like it's too easy. Like the game is too fucking easy.

0:34:46.480 --> 0:34:47.600
<v Speaker 2>That's why I stopped playing it.

0:34:49.239 --> 0:34:55.560
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, let me open the notes, Let me open

0:34:55.840 --> 0:35:02.440
<v Speaker 1>the notes. Okay, ooh this is a good one. M Okay,

0:35:04.640 --> 0:35:10.640
<v Speaker 1>this may be problematic, but I genuinely believe that Britney

0:35:10.640 --> 0:35:15.080
<v Speaker 1>Spears is green screened in and not real anymore.

0:35:16.120 --> 0:35:18.040
<v Speaker 2>Oh you were telling me about this. I haven't seen

0:35:18.080 --> 0:35:18.600
<v Speaker 2>anything about.

0:35:18.880 --> 0:35:24.319
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, there's some clips where I'm like, oh, that's like

0:35:25.160 --> 0:35:36.319
<v Speaker 1>really really fucking sus Britney Spears filter. Because this specific

0:35:36.480 --> 0:35:39.200
<v Speaker 1>video really really freaked me out.

0:35:39.600 --> 0:35:42.000
<v Speaker 2>So you see your hands go above her face once,

0:35:42.239 --> 0:35:43.520
<v Speaker 2>watch when they come back down.

0:35:45.120 --> 0:35:48.440
<v Speaker 5>I wanted to post screenshots of va I filter coming

0:35:48.480 --> 0:35:51.360
<v Speaker 5>off so people could see for a bit longer just

0:35:51.480 --> 0:35:55.280
<v Speaker 5>how insane this is.

0:35:55.280 --> 0:36:00.239
<v Speaker 1>Isn't that curious? Yeah, it's like the Kim Kardashian filter glitz.

0:36:00.000 --> 0:36:03.760
<v Speaker 3>Which doesn't the the flowers disappear too, right.

0:36:03.680 --> 0:36:06.839
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, there's flowers in the background disappearing the tattoo. I

0:36:06.880 --> 0:36:08.480
<v Speaker 1>was always like iffy about it. I was like, oh,

0:36:08.480 --> 0:36:13.240
<v Speaker 1>that's probably just weird lighting or something. But then there's

0:36:13.320 --> 0:36:18.560
<v Speaker 1>like some someone did like a like a breakdown of

0:36:19.520 --> 0:36:22.000
<v Speaker 1>they like recolored the image or something like uve mapped

0:36:22.000 --> 0:36:24.040
<v Speaker 1>it or some shit that made it all black and

0:36:24.080 --> 0:36:30.760
<v Speaker 1>white and the background was entirely blank and it literally

0:36:30.800 --> 0:36:32.759
<v Speaker 1>just looked like she was green screened in there. It

0:36:32.840 --> 0:36:35.520
<v Speaker 1>was very curious. And then now there's like this one's

0:36:35.560 --> 0:36:37.440
<v Speaker 1>a reach in my opinion, But like all of the

0:36:37.440 --> 0:36:40.480
<v Speaker 1>wedding photos that have been coming out, I'm like, girl

0:36:40.640 --> 0:36:44.520
<v Speaker 1>Madonna was there, Like what are you talking about? Donna

0:36:44.560 --> 0:36:46.000
<v Speaker 1>Tella was there, Dona sad.

0:36:46.360 --> 0:36:53.120
<v Speaker 3>I feel like everything is sketchy, but the flowers disappearing

0:36:53.280 --> 0:36:57.359
<v Speaker 3>to me is like, that is very weird. Why would

0:36:57.440 --> 0:36:59.640
<v Speaker 3>the flowers disappear in her arm goes over it.

0:37:00.120 --> 0:37:03.320
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's really really sus.

0:37:03.360 --> 0:37:07.239
<v Speaker 2>I just am like, so like, I'm like, but then

0:37:07.280 --> 0:37:09.160
<v Speaker 2>what does that what does that even mean? Like, what

0:37:09.200 --> 0:37:11.000
<v Speaker 2>does it lead to? Does it lead to the fact that,

0:37:11.040 --> 0:37:13.560
<v Speaker 2>like people still believe that she's under what's it called

0:37:14.160 --> 0:37:17.600
<v Speaker 2>h not house arrest? But it's like when her family

0:37:17.600 --> 0:37:22.279
<v Speaker 2>stalls control over everything. Yeah, yeah, I wish there was

0:37:22.400 --> 0:37:24.000
<v Speaker 2>just a way for her to say something, but like

0:37:24.080 --> 0:37:26.960
<v Speaker 2>I guess, like she could say something if she wanted to.

0:37:27.920 --> 0:37:31.279
<v Speaker 1>Even if she did, it's so far down that this

0:37:31.360 --> 0:37:35.960
<v Speaker 1>will literally follow her till the day she actually dies, like.

0:37:37.560 --> 0:37:40.520
<v Speaker 2>People assuming she's like not people.

0:37:40.640 --> 0:37:43.719
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, people think she's dead and that they replaced her

0:37:43.760 --> 0:37:49.400
<v Speaker 1>with like deep fake technology, and then that's like literally

0:37:49.600 --> 0:37:52.600
<v Speaker 1>that's kind of like the whole theory. But I don't know.

0:37:52.719 --> 0:37:55.960
<v Speaker 1>I just feel bad for her because I would hate

0:37:56.000 --> 0:37:57.560
<v Speaker 1>for this conversation to be had about me.

0:37:58.680 --> 0:38:02.520
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, because she literally at no point has been

0:38:02.600 --> 0:38:06.759
<v Speaker 2>allowed to live a normal life. What I will say is, like,

0:38:06.840 --> 0:38:09.680
<v Speaker 2>the one part of me that makes me not believe

0:38:09.880 --> 0:38:13.920
<v Speaker 2>that it's deep fake is only a person who is

0:38:14.040 --> 0:38:16.760
<v Speaker 2>actually like her could post the way.

0:38:16.640 --> 0:38:20.160
<v Speaker 6>She posts on Instagram, Like she posts on Instagram in

0:38:20.280 --> 0:38:23.680
<v Speaker 6>such a specific way that feels so real to her

0:38:23.760 --> 0:38:27.080
<v Speaker 6>personhood that I genuinely am, Like there's no way her

0:38:27.120 --> 0:38:29.239
<v Speaker 6>family has it down to a tea like that, Like.

0:38:31.040 --> 0:38:33.239
<v Speaker 2>I don't know, Like it's just so funny. The shit

0:38:33.360 --> 0:38:35.680
<v Speaker 2>she posts her Instagram will always be the most interesting

0:38:35.719 --> 0:38:38.399
<v Speaker 2>ever interesting thing ever, and I can only see like

0:38:39.960 --> 0:38:42.600
<v Speaker 2>her posting that, but that shit is weird. But then

0:38:42.640 --> 0:38:46.440
<v Speaker 2>I'm also like, this is just me playing Devil's advocate.

0:38:46.480 --> 0:38:49.560
<v Speaker 2>But you know, like how sometimes when you just pause

0:38:49.560 --> 0:38:51.399
<v Speaker 2>a video at any r in a moment, you can

0:38:52.080 --> 0:38:53.879
<v Speaker 2>look at the screen and be like, how the fuck

0:38:54.000 --> 0:38:57.680
<v Speaker 2>did the camera like pick that shit up so weirdly and.

0:38:57.880 --> 0:39:01.919
<v Speaker 1>Like compression like weird pression artifacts or something like that,

0:39:01.960 --> 0:39:04.879
<v Speaker 1>which like I definitely thought about. But like also it's

0:39:04.920 --> 0:39:09.320
<v Speaker 1>giving like there's so much of this shit happening constantly

0:39:09.360 --> 0:39:13.239
<v Speaker 1>where I'm just kind of like, okay, something something is

0:39:13.280 --> 0:39:16.640
<v Speaker 1>like genuinely seriously off and I really typically don't fall

0:39:16.719 --> 0:39:19.400
<v Speaker 1>for like shit like this, like I don't even But

0:39:19.920 --> 0:39:22.120
<v Speaker 1>also I haven't given a second thought since I saw

0:39:22.160 --> 0:39:25.640
<v Speaker 1>it three weeks ago until just now, so like it

0:39:25.719 --> 0:39:28.319
<v Speaker 1>literally doesn't affect me or bother me at all.

0:39:28.640 --> 0:39:32.520
<v Speaker 3>The face thing is weird, but what's really kind of

0:39:32.560 --> 0:39:34.920
<v Speaker 3>sinister about TikTok and even just like the built in

0:39:35.000 --> 0:39:38.000
<v Speaker 3>camera app on your iPhone is that it does like

0:39:38.000 --> 0:39:41.520
<v Speaker 3>a default level of like beautifying. Yeah, you can't take off. Yeah,

0:39:41.560 --> 0:39:42.440
<v Speaker 3>like I've noticed on.

0:39:42.520 --> 0:39:44.040
<v Speaker 1>On livestream specifically.

0:39:44.160 --> 0:39:46.800
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, like I've noticed on like snaps off and on it.

0:39:46.920 --> 0:39:47.120
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:39:47.120 --> 0:39:49.800
<v Speaker 3>I like things that were shot purely on Instagram reels,

0:39:49.920 --> 0:39:52.799
<v Speaker 3>people's faces will flicker and it's like I know this

0:39:52.840 --> 0:39:55.360
<v Speaker 3>person's not putting a beauty filter on. Yeah, like I

0:39:55.640 --> 0:39:57.600
<v Speaker 3>they're not the type of person to do that. It's

0:39:57.640 --> 0:39:59.400
<v Speaker 3>just like default on it.

0:39:59.480 --> 0:40:02.040
<v Speaker 1>So I feel, which is so bizarre.

0:40:02.160 --> 0:40:05.160
<v Speaker 3>That's that's weird. I feel like that's doing very weird.

0:40:05.320 --> 0:40:08.000
<v Speaker 1>You know what it is. It's like, oh my god,

0:40:08.040 --> 0:40:10.960
<v Speaker 1>I look so good in this TikTok app subconsciously and

0:40:11.000 --> 0:40:12.799
<v Speaker 1>I'm just gonna use it and post more.

0:40:13.800 --> 0:40:18.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, one hundred. It becomes like subconsciously addictive because you're

0:40:18.040 --> 0:40:19.879
<v Speaker 2>so obsessed with how you look on the app.

0:40:19.960 --> 0:40:21.719
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it is like a subconscious thing.

0:40:23.320 --> 0:40:27.880
<v Speaker 2>Everybody is talking about the like AI on this video,

0:40:27.920 --> 0:40:31.399
<v Speaker 2>but no one's talking about this video. Like the way

0:40:31.560 --> 0:40:35.920
<v Speaker 2>she dances in this is fucking insane, Like.

0:40:37.680 --> 0:40:40.360
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, wait, that's giving Illuminati handsign.

0:40:40.880 --> 0:40:46.959
<v Speaker 2>Like also I love that it's a Janet song. Okay, yeah,

0:40:47.000 --> 0:40:50.360
<v Speaker 2>I love this, and I hope it's not AI because

0:40:50.440 --> 0:40:54.239
<v Speaker 2>like I really do just recognize Brittany as somebody who

0:40:54.280 --> 0:40:58.040
<v Speaker 2>like does this because also like right, I yeah, I

0:40:58.120 --> 0:41:01.680
<v Speaker 2>just am like this is so her. I can't see

0:41:01.719 --> 0:41:07.120
<v Speaker 2>anybody moving their body in this way and not being her,

0:41:07.360 --> 0:41:10.080
<v Speaker 2>But I don't know. That is so fucking weird. It

0:41:10.200 --> 0:41:13.440
<v Speaker 2>also just sucks because with apps like TikTok, those like

0:41:13.560 --> 0:41:16.640
<v Speaker 2>theories become so much larger than life, and I think

0:41:16.680 --> 0:41:22.160
<v Speaker 2>everybody is like quick to forget that it's just a

0:41:22.200 --> 0:41:26.520
<v Speaker 2>funny like double edged sword because everybody talks about it

0:41:26.520 --> 0:41:29.400
<v Speaker 2>so much because all of us obviously know her public

0:41:29.520 --> 0:41:32.200
<v Speaker 2>history and that she's never been safe to just do

0:41:32.239 --> 0:41:35.240
<v Speaker 2>what she wants, especially posts like what like two thousand

0:41:35.280 --> 0:41:38.399
<v Speaker 2>and three, her life just fucking shattered even as a kid,

0:41:38.400 --> 0:41:42.279
<v Speaker 2>her shit was fucked up. But so now we all

0:41:42.320 --> 0:41:44.000
<v Speaker 2>talk about it all the time because we want to

0:41:44.000 --> 0:41:46.279
<v Speaker 2>make sure that that's not the case. But then I

0:41:46.320 --> 0:41:48.680
<v Speaker 2>almost feel like it does the opposite, like.

0:41:48.800 --> 0:41:52.200
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the pendulum swings all the way back around where Yeah,

0:41:52.239 --> 0:41:54.560
<v Speaker 1>because leave her the fuck alone, Yeah, just stop talking

0:41:54.560 --> 0:41:54.960
<v Speaker 1>about her.

0:41:55.120 --> 0:41:57.520
<v Speaker 2>But we all get involved in it because you're like,

0:41:57.600 --> 0:41:59.480
<v Speaker 2>I don't want that to happen again. It's like sad

0:41:59.520 --> 0:42:01.920
<v Speaker 2>to think about out, But then it probably just goes

0:42:01.960 --> 0:42:03.120
<v Speaker 2>back in the circle.

0:42:02.800 --> 0:42:05.640
<v Speaker 1>And I bet that like so far left it becomes right.

0:42:05.760 --> 0:42:08.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. It like almost adds fuel to like the people

0:42:08.960 --> 0:42:11.000
<v Speaker 2>against her in her life too, because they're like, see,

0:42:11.080 --> 0:42:13.880
<v Speaker 2>like even the people following you think you're crazy, but

0:42:14.000 --> 0:42:17.240
<v Speaker 2>it's just her in her backyard, fucking dancing with a

0:42:17.320 --> 0:42:18.480
<v Speaker 2>with a soft filter.

0:42:18.719 --> 0:42:22.279
<v Speaker 1>Yeah exactly. Also what's fucking crazy is no one has

0:42:22.360 --> 0:42:25.520
<v Speaker 1>ever asked if I'm okay.

0:42:25.800 --> 0:42:29.320
<v Speaker 2>Oh that's a weird place.

0:42:30.280 --> 0:42:32.560
<v Speaker 3>I mean, like, what does this have to do with you.

0:42:32.880 --> 0:42:37.000
<v Speaker 1>I've had filters bounce off my face before hello like

0:42:37.080 --> 0:42:40.160
<v Speaker 1>talk about me, Oh my god. And I'm not even

0:42:40.280 --> 0:42:42.960
<v Speaker 1>jealous or anything like that. People aren't talking about me

0:42:43.040 --> 0:42:44.040
<v Speaker 1>like it literally.

0:42:44.040 --> 0:42:49.720
<v Speaker 2>Weirdly feels like you just like took everything we said

0:42:50.760 --> 0:42:53.279
<v Speaker 2>as like a fuel for your own fire, like you

0:42:53.360 --> 0:42:53.799
<v Speaker 2>want that.

0:42:54.280 --> 0:42:56.480
<v Speaker 1>And I also want to tape worm, so let's talk

0:42:56.520 --> 0:42:56.920
<v Speaker 1>about that.

0:42:57.239 --> 0:42:59.160
<v Speaker 2>I can get you one of those, so that's easy.

0:42:59.239 --> 0:43:00.120
<v Speaker 2>I know a guy.

0:43:00.680 --> 0:43:02.279
<v Speaker 1>I want to tape worm just to see what it

0:43:02.320 --> 0:43:04.080
<v Speaker 1>feels like, and then I want to get rid of

0:43:04.080 --> 0:43:04.719
<v Speaker 1>it immediately.

0:43:05.360 --> 0:43:07.799
<v Speaker 2>A kid in fifth grade who I knew and we

0:43:07.800 --> 0:43:10.520
<v Speaker 2>were friends with him had a tapeworm, and I remember

0:43:10.560 --> 0:43:13.320
<v Speaker 2>being the most terrifying thing I'd ever heard in my life,

0:43:13.360 --> 0:43:15.040
<v Speaker 2>like the idea that there's just a warm in his

0:43:15.080 --> 0:43:18.600
<v Speaker 2>body taking all his nutrients, and it freaked all of

0:43:18.680 --> 0:43:21.160
<v Speaker 2>us out. And he got it because they were traveling.

0:43:21.200 --> 0:43:23.520
<v Speaker 2>But when they came back, they brought back this like

0:43:23.640 --> 0:43:28.760
<v Speaker 2>jade egg on like a little like three like prong

0:43:28.960 --> 0:43:31.160
<v Speaker 2>stool thing like that was the gift his mom gave

0:43:31.200 --> 0:43:34.040
<v Speaker 2>to our family from their trip. Why was that such

0:43:34.040 --> 0:43:36.760
<v Speaker 2>a big thing? Like was that a thing for y'all?

0:43:36.800 --> 0:43:40.279
<v Speaker 2>Like the like the marble eggs that sat on like

0:43:40.360 --> 0:43:41.840
<v Speaker 2>little like fake stools.

0:43:41.880 --> 0:43:44.759
<v Speaker 1>I would just say him at like main event, Like

0:43:44.960 --> 0:43:47.560
<v Speaker 1>that was the vibe like from like an arcade or

0:43:47.600 --> 0:43:52.680
<v Speaker 1>like those like balls like the steel rotape. Yeah, that

0:43:52.760 --> 0:43:53.400
<v Speaker 1>whole arc.

0:43:54.760 --> 0:43:57.040
<v Speaker 2>What I almost made a joke that would have had

0:43:57.160 --> 0:43:58.680
<v Speaker 2>been cut, so I just didn't say it.

0:44:00.080 --> 0:44:03.360
<v Speaker 1>Well, I don't know, did I talk about my mom

0:44:03.640 --> 0:44:08.359
<v Speaker 1>literally giving me two full bottles of zoloft and sent

0:44:08.400 --> 0:44:11.640
<v Speaker 1>me home with them. My grandma got extra zolof for

0:44:11.680 --> 0:44:14.400
<v Speaker 1>some reason, and my mom was like here's your you

0:44:14.480 --> 0:44:16.480
<v Speaker 1>need these, like, please please just try it. Please just

0:44:16.480 --> 0:44:20.480
<v Speaker 1>take these, like I'm begging you please? Damn am I

0:44:20.640 --> 0:44:21.640
<v Speaker 1>like that? Fucked up?

0:44:21.719 --> 0:44:23.000
<v Speaker 2>I know? Are you okay? Actually?

0:44:23.000 --> 0:44:23.200
<v Speaker 5>Now?

0:44:23.440 --> 0:44:25.040
<v Speaker 2>But now it seemed superberatet.

0:44:25.280 --> 0:44:26.759
<v Speaker 1>Oh see now y'all are going to try to fifty

0:44:26.800 --> 0:44:28.359
<v Speaker 1>one fifty me and make me the bad guy.

0:44:28.600 --> 0:44:30.319
<v Speaker 2>No, no, that doesn't make you the bad guy.

0:44:30.320 --> 0:44:33.560
<v Speaker 1>We're just like worried for you, Like I'm fine if

0:44:33.600 --> 0:44:38.000
<v Speaker 1>I disappear and come back. It's a fucking robot. And

0:44:38.040 --> 0:44:39.840
<v Speaker 1>these bitches are the ones up to it. They're like,

0:44:39.920 --> 0:44:41.640
<v Speaker 1>oh my god, we need to we need to keep

0:44:41.680 --> 0:44:43.640
<v Speaker 1>doing this. I can't let my like income go down,

0:44:43.719 --> 0:44:45.360
<v Speaker 1>like we just we have to deep fake and we

0:44:45.400 --> 0:44:46.960
<v Speaker 1>have to. We have to make a robot out of them.

0:44:47.280 --> 0:44:52.719
<v Speaker 2>I here and come back and I'm recruiting it on

0:44:52.719 --> 0:44:53.240
<v Speaker 2>my phone.

0:44:53.640 --> 0:44:57.239
<v Speaker 3>Just no, I'm a robot, hey, Drew, No one's ever

0:44:57.280 --> 0:44:58.520
<v Speaker 3>gonna see that. Okay.

0:44:59.120 --> 0:45:01.880
<v Speaker 2>Also, what you think you're not already the robot? You

0:45:01.920 --> 0:45:04.319
<v Speaker 2>are the robot like we replaced you a long time ago.

0:45:04.480 --> 0:45:07.320
<v Speaker 2>Oh fuck, you're just becoming self aware?

0:45:07.520 --> 0:45:12.240
<v Speaker 1>Oh fuck? Oh fuck? What was I gonna say? You said, Drew?

0:45:12.280 --> 0:45:15.799
<v Speaker 1>What did I say? Hold on. Oh my god, I said,

0:45:15.840 --> 0:45:19.000
<v Speaker 1>I'm ai if I come back. Yeah, and then what

0:45:19.080 --> 0:45:19.880
<v Speaker 1>did you say.

0:45:19.719 --> 0:45:21.320
<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna censor that information?

0:45:21.680 --> 0:45:23.879
<v Speaker 1>Fuck, there was something right in between there that I wanted.

0:45:24.080 --> 0:45:26.439
<v Speaker 1>This is why I cut people off. This is why

0:45:26.480 --> 0:45:29.319
<v Speaker 1>when I'm speaking to people that I in the middle

0:45:29.360 --> 0:45:31.920
<v Speaker 1>of the conversation have to get my thought out because

0:45:32.000 --> 0:45:34.560
<v Speaker 1>if I don't, it's lost in the ether forever and

0:45:34.600 --> 0:45:36.319
<v Speaker 1>someone else is gonna grab my thought from the thing.

0:45:36.480 --> 0:45:39.000
<v Speaker 2>It happen to like regular people or can they just

0:45:39.040 --> 0:45:41.719
<v Speaker 2>like hold the thought while someone else is speaking.

0:45:41.880 --> 0:45:49.080
<v Speaker 1>I think we are not reactionary conversationalists, Like we don't

0:45:49.120 --> 0:45:54.400
<v Speaker 1>wait for we don't react to what they're actually saying.

0:45:54.680 --> 0:45:57.080
<v Speaker 1>We think of something in the middle and then say

0:45:57.080 --> 0:45:59.880
<v Speaker 1>it ourselves and it might follow along with the conversation.

0:46:00.080 --> 0:46:03.680
<v Speaker 1>But like I think that's based on like the way

0:46:03.680 --> 0:46:04.719
<v Speaker 1>we conversate.

0:46:05.400 --> 0:46:07.560
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's like the whole thing where we're just waiting

0:46:07.560 --> 0:46:09.680
<v Speaker 2>for the next person to stop talking so we can talk.

0:46:09.719 --> 0:46:12.120
<v Speaker 2>It's not really good, like it's a conversation, but it's

0:46:12.120 --> 0:46:14.880
<v Speaker 2>not because I'm just waiting my turn, like I'm just

0:46:16.239 --> 0:46:18.720
<v Speaker 2>being My life just feels like being in line to talk,

0:46:18.920 --> 0:46:20.560
<v Speaker 2>like I'm always in line to talk.

0:46:21.280 --> 0:46:24.480
<v Speaker 1>I have the I'm on my phone, I have my

0:46:24.680 --> 0:46:28.080
<v Speaker 1>notes lists from every single episode ever, and I just

0:46:28.160 --> 0:46:34.400
<v Speaker 1>found the first episode the gender of a Baja Blast

0:46:36.040 --> 0:46:41.560
<v Speaker 1>screen time sour like funky getting the Johnson and Johnson vaccine.

0:46:42.520 --> 0:46:44.680
<v Speaker 1>I swear I could get across those big red balls,

0:46:46.719 --> 0:46:49.200
<v Speaker 1>which is very real. Person.

0:46:49.239 --> 0:46:51.439
<v Speaker 2>I really don't think you could, but yes, keep going.

0:46:52.719 --> 0:46:54.680
<v Speaker 1>I guess we'll agree to disagree.

0:46:55.880 --> 0:46:57.600
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I guess you does have to prove me wrong.

0:46:57.640 --> 0:46:58.319
<v Speaker 2>We gotta get you.

0:46:58.280 --> 0:47:01.200
<v Speaker 1>On wipeout dead asks like let's fucking do it, like.

0:47:01.280 --> 0:47:05.240
<v Speaker 2>Actually fucking humiliating. That would be you know the bungee

0:47:05.400 --> 0:47:08.720
<v Speaker 2>jumping video, It would be that times.

0:47:08.360 --> 0:47:10.360
<v Speaker 1>Like eighty you seen that video?

0:47:10.360 --> 0:47:11.799
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, are you allowed.

0:47:11.520 --> 0:47:12.680
<v Speaker 2>To tap out of wipeout?

0:47:12.760 --> 0:47:12.840
<v Speaker 1>Like?

0:47:12.920 --> 0:47:14.480
<v Speaker 2>Am I allowed to jump on the first ball? Fall

0:47:14.520 --> 0:47:16.160
<v Speaker 2>off and be like okay, I'm done. This is fucking.

0:47:15.960 --> 0:47:18.120
<v Speaker 1>Humiliating, I guess, And none the whys.

0:47:17.800 --> 0:47:19.719
<v Speaker 2>They're like, yeah, they can just cut me out.

0:47:20.120 --> 0:47:25.080
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and then weed psychosis, how ya wants to be

0:47:25.200 --> 0:47:30.239
<v Speaker 1>violent again? And you grew out of fighting phase and

0:47:30.360 --> 0:47:31.680
<v Speaker 1>is going right back into it?

0:47:33.080 --> 0:47:36.040
<v Speaker 2>And then I didn't because I grew And now I'm

0:47:36.280 --> 0:47:39.640
<v Speaker 2>so awesomely not upset.

0:47:39.560 --> 0:47:44.840
<v Speaker 1>Ever, living presently and consistently, I'm gonna.

0:47:44.600 --> 0:47:47.440
<v Speaker 2>Start sedating myself. It's crazy because I started to do

0:47:47.480 --> 0:47:50.240
<v Speaker 2>the complete opposite. I do not live present by any means,

0:47:50.280 --> 0:47:52.399
<v Speaker 2>I am not here, and then in four months I'll

0:47:52.440 --> 0:47:54.320
<v Speaker 2>be like, damn, I wish it was that time again.

0:47:54.400 --> 0:47:58.359
<v Speaker 1>Fuck, like that was so so bad. But also I

0:47:58.480 --> 0:48:00.680
<v Speaker 1>don't know why no one's talking about this, but this

0:48:00.840 --> 0:48:06.880
<v Speaker 1>year has gone by so incredibly fast and like a scary, scary,

0:48:07.080 --> 0:48:10.279
<v Speaker 1>scary fucking way, where like normally, like I'm like, oh yeah,

0:48:10.400 --> 0:48:14.319
<v Speaker 1>like July or January through April, like yeah, that shit

0:48:14.400 --> 0:48:17.359
<v Speaker 1>goes by like immediately. Everyone knows that, like that's the tea,

0:48:18.360 --> 0:48:22.760
<v Speaker 1>but it normally stops there, like it normally like doesn't

0:48:22.880 --> 0:48:27.719
<v Speaker 1>keep accelerating. But like, for some reason, here we are.

0:48:28.680 --> 0:48:31.200
<v Speaker 2>You know what it is when you talk, You were

0:48:31.239 --> 0:48:33.520
<v Speaker 2>saying things that I agree with, but hearing them come

0:48:33.520 --> 0:48:38.000
<v Speaker 2>out of your mouth make it seem so much crazier sometimes.

0:48:37.239 --> 0:48:38.440
<v Speaker 1>Because you don't respect me.

0:48:40.440 --> 0:48:43.439
<v Speaker 2>But I no, it's because I'm hearing another person say

0:48:43.520 --> 0:48:46.719
<v Speaker 2>something that I think, and then hearing it, I'm like,

0:48:46.760 --> 0:48:50.000
<v Speaker 2>oh dude, yeah that does sound like a crazy person.

0:48:50.040 --> 0:48:53.040
<v Speaker 1>Thing to say, it's really crazy. How syncd up our

0:48:53.080 --> 0:48:54.000
<v Speaker 1>brains have gotten.

0:48:55.800 --> 0:48:58.880
<v Speaker 2>It's like because our periods can't sync up, our brains did. Yeah,

0:48:58.920 --> 0:49:01.120
<v Speaker 2>and that's why women are inferior, because if you didn't

0:49:01.160 --> 0:49:03.239
<v Speaker 2>have your periods, everybody's brains would be syncing up and

0:49:03.239 --> 0:49:05.399
<v Speaker 2>we'd be more intelligent. But like, our bodies are too

0:49:05.440 --> 0:49:09.560
<v Speaker 2>making it busy, making our periods sink. Why does that happen? Like,

0:49:09.600 --> 0:49:14.320
<v Speaker 2>what is that a real thing? Is that scientifically? Back sink?

0:49:15.040 --> 0:49:18.040
<v Speaker 3>You know they sink, they do, though they do sync up.

0:49:18.200 --> 0:49:21.080
<v Speaker 2>Okay, we all know that. We know they fucking stink

0:49:21.120 --> 0:49:24.280
<v Speaker 2>like fucking smelly eggs and like bhole, Like it doesn't matter.

0:49:25.200 --> 0:49:25.880
<v Speaker 1>Dog water?

0:49:28.360 --> 0:49:30.279
<v Speaker 2>Is that what it was? It was dog sagery.

0:49:31.960 --> 0:49:36.759
<v Speaker 1>But the reason they sink up is because we are

0:49:38.320 --> 0:49:43.160
<v Speaker 1>village critters. We lived in villages when we were little,

0:49:43.640 --> 0:49:47.799
<v Speaker 1>and it was good for the males to have all

0:49:47.880 --> 0:49:51.000
<v Speaker 1>of the girls ovulating at once, so they could just

0:49:51.080 --> 0:49:53.520
<v Speaker 1>go around in a circle and bang them all and

0:49:53.560 --> 0:49:55.040
<v Speaker 1>spread their seat as fast as.

0:49:54.920 --> 0:49:57.280
<v Speaker 2>Okay, So synchronized periods is a myth?

0:49:58.920 --> 0:50:00.399
<v Speaker 3>What I thought that was real?

0:50:02.280 --> 0:50:03.200
<v Speaker 2>No, it's not real.

0:50:03.560 --> 0:50:07.759
<v Speaker 3>I believe it. I've had multiple women tell me I

0:50:07.800 --> 0:50:09.600
<v Speaker 3>was about to say that that happens to them.

0:50:09.680 --> 0:50:12.720
<v Speaker 1>Literally every girl in my life has at one point.

0:50:13.120 --> 0:50:16.040
<v Speaker 2>I think it literally might just be like by coincidence.

0:50:16.280 --> 0:50:21.960
<v Speaker 3>What it does confirmed syncop to the moon. Periods have

0:50:22.040 --> 0:50:23.680
<v Speaker 3>like a direct correlation to the moon.

0:50:24.239 --> 0:50:28.240
<v Speaker 1>Periods are beautiful, It's so pretty to be a woman.

0:50:30.160 --> 0:50:34.719
<v Speaker 2>Thatt the fuck up makes this long ass article? Tell

0:50:34.760 --> 0:50:37.680
<v Speaker 2>me yes or no, y'all swear I'm gonna read that shit, bro.

0:50:38.000 --> 0:50:40.920
<v Speaker 2>Stop writing articles. We literally have too many. We like

0:50:41.040 --> 0:50:43.440
<v Speaker 2>actually have too many about certain things, like unless there

0:50:43.520 --> 0:50:47.000
<v Speaker 2>is a real update, stop writing articles. Also, why did

0:50:47.000 --> 0:50:48.759
<v Speaker 2>Google make it that when I looked shit up like

0:50:48.760 --> 0:50:51.040
<v Speaker 2>I could see an article from like nineteen twelve? Why

0:50:51.080 --> 0:50:53.600
<v Speaker 2>the fuck are you uploading the archive to Google? Like

0:50:53.960 --> 0:50:56.000
<v Speaker 2>that shit is so old it has nothing to do

0:50:56.040 --> 0:50:56.759
<v Speaker 2>with get up.

0:50:56.800 --> 0:50:59.880
<v Speaker 1>Well, if we don't learn from history, it repeats itself.

0:51:00.120 --> 0:51:02.120
<v Speaker 1>Low boom, mic drop moment.

0:51:02.360 --> 0:51:06.480
<v Speaker 2>I ate, Okay, so periods, don't sink. That was a

0:51:06.520 --> 0:51:09.080
<v Speaker 2>fucking lie. That was a literal. That was a lie

0:51:09.120 --> 0:51:10.960
<v Speaker 2>to make you feel connected to the people around you,

0:51:11.000 --> 0:51:12.600
<v Speaker 2>when really the only thing that connects you to the

0:51:12.600 --> 0:51:15.120
<v Speaker 2>people around you is your vicinity to them and your

0:51:15.120 --> 0:51:18.560
<v Speaker 2>emotional and physical and like biological connection to them actually

0:51:18.560 --> 0:51:19.360
<v Speaker 2>means fucking nothing.

0:51:19.600 --> 0:51:20.759
<v Speaker 1>Let that sink in.

0:51:21.080 --> 0:51:22.120
<v Speaker 2>Let that sink up.

0:51:22.320 --> 0:51:26.320
<v Speaker 1>The sink is at the door knocking, like a sink

0:51:26.440 --> 0:51:28.560
<v Speaker 1>is at the door knocking. Let that sink in. You've

0:51:28.560 --> 0:51:32.520
<v Speaker 1>seen that, Yeah, I mean, okay, okay, well, let's do

0:51:32.640 --> 0:51:34.360
<v Speaker 1>some media per.

0:51:34.719 --> 0:51:36.040
<v Speaker 2>Media of the week.

0:51:36.480 --> 0:51:44.880
<v Speaker 1>He arm okay, so beautiful boys, Coca Rosie brue Ha,

0:51:45.600 --> 0:51:52.960
<v Speaker 1>Arca Entertainment Spirit of the Beehive in Carloor Arca. I've

0:51:52.960 --> 0:51:56.799
<v Speaker 1>been in my Arca arc I've been listening to Arca

0:51:56.840 --> 0:51:59.720
<v Speaker 1>as I work out, and it's one of the greatest

0:51:59.760 --> 0:52:03.440
<v Speaker 1>issions I've ever made in my life. Also, Arca literally

0:52:03.600 --> 0:52:10.200
<v Speaker 1>is just like one of the most talented producers in

0:52:10.239 --> 0:52:15.640
<v Speaker 1>our lifetime. And what she's doing some music is what

0:52:15.680 --> 0:52:19.000
<v Speaker 1>the Beatles think or what is what people think the

0:52:19.000 --> 0:52:23.600
<v Speaker 1>Beatles did for music? Yeah, Arca is putting in the future.

0:52:23.400 --> 0:52:24.919
<v Speaker 2>She's actually putting in the world.

0:52:25.080 --> 0:52:25.560
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:52:25.960 --> 0:52:29.040
<v Speaker 2>But I just found out that two artists I listened

0:52:29.080 --> 0:52:32.680
<v Speaker 2>to were in the Beatles, Like George Harrison was in

0:52:32.719 --> 0:52:33.520
<v Speaker 2>the Beatles.

0:52:34.000 --> 0:52:36.040
<v Speaker 1>Is that the one Paul McCartney who was gonna tell

0:52:36.080 --> 0:52:38.120
<v Speaker 1>me that huh Paul McCartney.

0:52:38.320 --> 0:52:40.560
<v Speaker 2>No wait, is that the other artist. Yeah, No, I

0:52:40.600 --> 0:52:41.960
<v Speaker 2>think it's just George Harrison.

0:52:42.600 --> 0:52:44.960
<v Speaker 1>Al McCartney has a really good album Ramon with his

0:52:45.000 --> 0:52:48.440
<v Speaker 1>wife Linda McCartney, but it's only one song, two songs

0:52:48.480 --> 0:52:48.840
<v Speaker 1>that I like.

0:52:49.960 --> 0:52:52.719
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, I really like George Harrison. And Josiah told

0:52:52.760 --> 0:52:54.680
<v Speaker 2>me in the car that that person was in the Beatles.

0:52:55.400 --> 0:52:56.080
<v Speaker 1>He's a Beatle.

0:52:56.320 --> 0:53:00.440
<v Speaker 2>It's funny though, because the single music is better. I

0:53:00.719 --> 0:53:02.799
<v Speaker 2>like the Beatles okay, like fine, like y'all got it

0:53:02.800 --> 0:53:04.520
<v Speaker 2>out of me, like stop being fucking angry, like who

0:53:04.560 --> 0:53:06.520
<v Speaker 2>gives a fuck? Like oh now now things are different.

0:53:06.560 --> 0:53:07.840
<v Speaker 2>Now I can make fun of the Beatles now that

0:53:07.880 --> 0:53:10.840
<v Speaker 2>I've admitted that, like they make okay music, like okay.

0:53:11.000 --> 0:53:13.840
<v Speaker 2>Here's my media of the week. Morning by Post Malone,

0:53:13.880 --> 0:53:17.080
<v Speaker 2>middle Ground by Maroon five, waffle House by the Jonahs Brothers.

0:53:17.120 --> 0:53:23.000
<v Speaker 2>If We Ever Broke Up May Stevens one Feist, Calm

0:53:23.120 --> 0:53:26.160
<v Speaker 2>Down and Selena Gomes, side Effects by Becky Hill and

0:53:26.239 --> 0:53:29.520
<v Speaker 2>Lewis Thompson uh, and then melt Down by Nile Horren.

0:53:29.680 --> 0:53:33.800
<v Speaker 2>That's actually my media of the week. Wow, Please, whoever

0:53:33.880 --> 0:53:35.880
<v Speaker 2>keeps up with those playlists, do not put those up.

0:53:35.960 --> 0:53:39.360
<v Speaker 1>Wait, and mine is actually y'all heard of one direction.

0:53:40.040 --> 0:53:40.400
<v Speaker 2>Who's that.

0:53:41.040 --> 0:53:44.280
<v Speaker 1>It's like this boy band that was created by Simon.

0:53:44.000 --> 0:53:47.320
<v Speaker 2>Cow oh for like American idol.

0:53:47.239 --> 0:53:51.839
<v Speaker 1>Basically yeah, yeah, yeah, And it's like these boys that

0:53:52.200 --> 0:53:54.640
<v Speaker 1>make great music together.

0:53:55.239 --> 0:53:57.160
<v Speaker 2>Oh do they all sing at the same time?

0:53:57.920 --> 0:54:00.840
<v Speaker 1>No, they like take turns. Oh, okay, they sing some

0:54:01.040 --> 0:54:02.440
<v Speaker 1>together sometimes though.

0:54:02.280 --> 0:54:06.319
<v Speaker 2>Okay, pitching a boy band for the first time, Well,

0:54:06.320 --> 0:54:08.960
<v Speaker 2>how are they all gonna like be on the same song.

0:54:09.000 --> 0:54:10.759
<v Speaker 2>They can't all sing at the same time. It's like, oh,

0:54:10.760 --> 0:54:13.200
<v Speaker 2>they'll like go one after the other. Yeah, and then

0:54:13.320 --> 0:54:15.920
<v Speaker 2>during the course and hook, they'll like all match.

0:54:16.040 --> 0:54:20.280
<v Speaker 1>Match each other's. Wait, hold the fuck up, hold the phone?

0:54:20.440 --> 0:54:23.800
<v Speaker 1>Why are y'all matching my energy? Why does the viewers

0:54:24.120 --> 0:54:25.319
<v Speaker 1>match my energy? Wait?

0:54:25.320 --> 0:54:27.840
<v Speaker 2>Why is the viewer low key always holding the phone? Like,

0:54:27.960 --> 0:54:30.960
<v Speaker 2>hold the phone? You're holding your phone? All right, Well

0:54:31.080 --> 0:54:33.520
<v Speaker 2>that's not my actual media. But I just decided that

0:54:33.719 --> 0:54:36.640
<v Speaker 2>I'm not getting media. Na, I'll give a little some

0:54:36.880 --> 0:54:43.040
<v Speaker 2>I'll give a little song I need. But yeah, whoever

0:54:43.160 --> 0:54:45.399
<v Speaker 2>keeps up with those, please do not put that in there.

0:54:46.200 --> 0:54:47.239
<v Speaker 2>I'll belong to you.

0:54:47.280 --> 0:54:47.400
<v Speaker 1>Oh.

0:54:47.440 --> 0:54:51.520
<v Speaker 2>I already said this. I already said this. I've been

0:54:51.560 --> 0:54:53.399
<v Speaker 2>listening to a lot of Carol King. I just I'm

0:54:53.600 --> 0:54:57.600
<v Speaker 2>I guess I'm just a little too sensitive by orange Juice.

0:54:59.719 --> 0:55:02.160
<v Speaker 2>I know I'm literally serving Carol King with my hair

0:55:02.280 --> 0:55:06.279
<v Speaker 2>like and nobody wants to admit it. Nobody's talking about it.

0:55:06.280 --> 0:55:15.480
<v Speaker 2>It's nobody. Nos, I don't know. Fuck All Night by

0:55:15.600 --> 0:55:20.239
<v Speaker 2>jay Z Stay with Me for Oh Williams. Oh, I'm

0:55:20.280 --> 0:55:21.840
<v Speaker 2>so high, grind.

0:55:21.520 --> 0:55:26.040
<v Speaker 1>Mode Umm, Grinder.

0:55:26.200 --> 0:55:29.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, grinder, they made music, they make music for the app.

0:55:30.239 --> 0:55:35.600
<v Speaker 4>Oh okay, yeah, and then all around the World No, Yeah,

0:55:35.719 --> 0:55:40.880
<v Speaker 4>Yai by Lisa Stansfield, Ian Devaney, Andy Morris.

0:55:40.560 --> 0:55:42.440
<v Speaker 2>Mitch, why are you adding those names? Or did they

0:55:42.480 --> 0:55:45.680
<v Speaker 2>remaster that song? They're not on that song being around

0:55:45.680 --> 0:55:48.160
<v Speaker 2>the World, ny, I am.

0:55:48.040 --> 0:55:50.160
<v Speaker 1>On my babby nowhere.

0:55:50.280 --> 0:55:52.560
<v Speaker 2>I don't know why.

0:55:52.680 --> 0:55:53.960
<v Speaker 1>I mean up there.

0:55:55.000 --> 0:55:57.520
<v Speaker 2>If someone hold held a gun to your head and

0:55:57.560 --> 0:56:00.560
<v Speaker 2>told you just say the lyrics to once, what was

0:56:00.640 --> 0:56:02.839
<v Speaker 2>the song that would you would be able to do?

0:56:03.040 --> 0:56:12.560
<v Speaker 1>My ABC's Wow genuinely a Millie by Lil Wayne.

0:56:13.080 --> 0:56:15.640
<v Speaker 2>Wow. That's honestly.

0:56:15.920 --> 0:56:19.200
<v Speaker 1>I watched someone die in front of me, and then

0:56:19.239 --> 0:56:21.040
<v Speaker 1>I went to the car and listen to that music,

0:56:21.239 --> 0:56:23.600
<v Speaker 1>that song over and over and over again.

0:56:23.640 --> 0:56:26.120
<v Speaker 2>Oh so you're trauma bonded to that song? That's sweet

0:56:27.200 --> 0:56:30.160
<v Speaker 2>all right. Well that was the episode. Thank you Grey

0:56:30.200 --> 0:56:31.000
<v Speaker 2>so much for watching.

0:56:33.760 --> 0:57:01.200
<v Speaker 7>Been around the world, ay ay ay ay

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<v Speaker 3>Three