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Speaker 1: Welcome two this episode of Emergency Intercom.

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Speaker 2: I got the last story. Are you jealous?

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Speaker 1: Intercom? I just got it?

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Speaker 2: Okay, Well, it's not weird to see intercram intacom. It's

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Speaker 2: just one intercom, So I guess you must be you

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Speaker 2: must be hosting a different podcast this week.

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Speaker 1: Surprise, I'm starting my own podcast, Emergency Intercom. Intercom.

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Speaker 2: Guys, I have exciting news. So I've decided that I

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Speaker 2: just don't feel right here anymore. So I've started my

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Speaker 2: own venture. But don't worry. Someone will be replacing me,

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Speaker 2: and there's still it'll be the same, except I just

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Speaker 2: won't be here.

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Speaker 1: And that person is Tom York from Radiohead.

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Speaker 2: Oh why did they call it radio Head? I'm not

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Speaker 2: gonna do that whole thing because it's really annoying.

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Speaker 1: And you've been doing this insane irish accent talking about

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Speaker 1: Radiohead hot take though, Like why is Radiohead kind of good?

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Speaker 1: I know?

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Speaker 2: I feel like people always like make fun of it

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Speaker 2: and stuff, but it's actually good music.

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Speaker 1: It's actually like hell.

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Speaker 2: Say, and I feel like if you even knew good music,

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Speaker 2: but like you're probably a stupid fucking girl, so you

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Speaker 2: don't know shit about shit.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Oh, my god, Kai, we're finally getting to the point

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Speaker 2: of the podcast where Kai can like agree with everything

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Speaker 2: we said. You start adding without us asking, like clapping

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Speaker 2: sounds after everything.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, radiohead is like kind of ill.

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Speaker 2: Well why do you think they call it.

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Speaker 1: Radiohead because it's stuck in your head like a radio?

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Speaker 2: Okay, No, because it's always on the radio and it's

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Speaker 2: stuck in your head. How did you get that? Because

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Speaker 2: it's stuck in your head like the radio, What do

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Speaker 2: you got over there? Because I'm seeing you looked at

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Speaker 2: your notes, but I can't tell if you're like rubbing

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Speaker 2: up your engine and trying to figure out which one

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Speaker 2: to start with, or like.

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Speaker 1: No, I just have my notes open just so I

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Speaker 1: don't like constantly grab my phone and it looks like

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Speaker 1: I'm on my phone the entire hour. But something okay, this,

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Speaker 1: in my opinion, was like the real pandemic and like

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Speaker 1: no one is like really talking about it, but like

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Speaker 1: the cowprint epidemic that happened in twenty twenty where all

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Speaker 1: the girls had like cowprint all over their walls. Like

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Speaker 1: I think, I don't know. I haven't gotten to the

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Speaker 1: bottom of my theories. I do have theories and I

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Speaker 1: don't know where to post them. But like, there's some serious, sinister,

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Speaker 1: dark sided energy there, Like I really can't explain it,

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Speaker 1: Like there's some really dark energy.

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Speaker 2: Is this a part of your syop corner?

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Speaker 1: Potentially? I haven't fully like like thought I realized the

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Speaker 1: thought yet. Yeah, but yeah, there was some really darkness

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Speaker 1: vibes there.

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Speaker 2: Think about this because we were heading into a trend

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Speaker 2: based society where nobody thought for themselves and everybody did

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Speaker 2: exactly what they thought online. Just like cows. You put

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Speaker 2: them into groups, heard them in like sheep, and everybody

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Speaker 2: was becoming sheep. But the easiest way to turn the

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Speaker 2: people into sheepl was through the colprint. And guess what

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Speaker 2: came after that The Sherpa jackets, the big jackets.

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Speaker 1: The girls were literally sheep a little bit.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. People were like, you were a part of a herd.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well that's the crazy part of a herd.

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Speaker 2: While I was busy being heard oh wow.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well the crazy thing about me is like I

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Speaker 1: would never be a sheep.

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Speaker 2: Well you have an iPhone, so you're already done.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but do most people have notes in their notes

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Speaker 1: apps about collective effervescence?

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Speaker 2: No, that doesn't make you like, that makes me not

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Speaker 2: a shop, that makes you an insane person.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and I'm not going deeper into that thought because

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Speaker 1: y'all both don't deserve it.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna be honest. That's the best news ever.

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Speaker 1: No, Okay, basically, oh my god, basically what it is?

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Speaker 1: You know, you know I have to talk so.

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Speaker 2: Like no one's Oh, I'm like, everyone's gonna fucking norm me. Fine,

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Speaker 2: I shut up?

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Speaker 1: Yeah exactly if I did shut up. Oh. That's the

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Speaker 1: thing is like what I realize is everyone in my

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Speaker 1: I'm just kind of like this figure that's there but

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Speaker 2: Drew is like the definition of like a spoiled kid

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Speaker 2: who if he like lost his family and a fire,

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Speaker 2: would be like fuck, they did give me attention. Like,

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Speaker 2: but where your family? Not your actual family? Because your

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Speaker 2: actual family isn't your family. Where your family your actual

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Speaker 2: family actually doesn't care about you. That's one of my

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Speaker 2: isolating tactics with my friends recently, I'm like, your real

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Speaker 2: family doesn't care about you, and you should depend on

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Speaker 2: me like your family, And I'm not going to help

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Speaker 1: That's not scary. It's really really scary. But yeah, So

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Speaker 1: collective effervescence. It's this idea that like the reason there's

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Speaker 1: And the reason there's this girl that I was watching

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Speaker 1: we're getting that community that we used to get in

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Speaker 1: religion in other places like concerts for example, Like you

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Speaker 1: ever go to a concert, like a basketball gamer sit,

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Speaker 1: Like you ever go into a stadium with a one

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Speaker 1: hundred thousand other people all there to do the exact

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Speaker 1: same as you or same thing as you, like freak

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Speaker 1: out over whatever you're fucking watching. It is legitimately the greatest,

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Speaker 1: most addicting feeling in the world. And I get why

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Speaker 1: the Straits love sports, Like it really makes a lot

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Speaker 1: anything I've ever experienced before. I literally felt like ooga booga, primal,

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Speaker 1: like fucking caveman like banging on my chest type vibes,

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Speaker 1: like fucking like wanting to scream for something I literally

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Speaker 1: don't care about or know nothing of.

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Speaker 2: When you said that term, at first, I thought you

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Speaker 2: were about to go on some tangent about fucking microbiomes

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Speaker 2: and shit, So I was like, damn.

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Speaker 1: I could go no, well did you know? No, did

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Speaker 1: you know that microscopic beings like little critters that we

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Speaker 1: And yeah, well.

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Speaker 2: The good thing is evolution isn't real. You're put here

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Speaker 1: We know. Literally, why do I not believe in evolution?

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Speaker 1: I just don't believe in anything we've ever made up.

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Speaker 1: I feel like everything we've ever been told is not

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Speaker 1: this same life over and over and over again to

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Speaker 1: absorb our energy.

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Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. I literally don't believe in science,

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Speaker 2: and they'll end it there. I don't stand by sides

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Speaker 2: unless it's like medicine and stuff like believe that. But

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Speaker 2: like I'm not kidding, like I don't care to know

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Speaker 2: the science of things, Like I just don't think I

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Speaker 2: need to know it. And also like all these theories

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Speaker 2: where the theories don't align with some freak accident. It's like, whoa,

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Speaker 2: that should have never happened. How did that happen? It's like, yeah, bitch,

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Speaker 2: because your theory is just a theory in your board,

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Speaker 2: like on your iPhone, like I do.

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Speaker 1: We're what you call flat earth us. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I believe the Earth is flat. I don't like it's

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Speaker 1: not even like hello, I'm looking out and it's literally

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't see any curves. Like it's like kind

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Speaker 2: of like looking at Drew, like laying.

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Speaker 1: Down, and in that case it is curvy and fat

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Speaker 1: and volumptuous and like really fucking sexy hot.

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Speaker 2: Okay, well, the Earth can't be sexy. It's just a planet.

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Speaker 1: I've banged Mother Earth last night, Like I literally banged

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Speaker 1: her in her volcano hole.

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Speaker 2: I fingered her soil last night.

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Speaker 1: Yeah you ever you ever put your feet in grass before?

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Speaker 1: I'm not kidding. Yeah, that shit feels good. Oh like

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Speaker 1: explain that. No, the people you having sex with their

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Speaker 1: basically know the people that don't wear shoes around really

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Speaker 1: like might be onto something with that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, bitch, they're onto the next like viral disease, That's

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Speaker 2: what they're.

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Speaker 1: Onto, Like the next cut in their foot.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they're onto like the next case of hepatitis.

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Speaker 1: We were we were in big sir, and we went

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Speaker 2: But I just thought of like you and a thong

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Speaker 2: speedo and it really like, yeah, it did something.

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Speaker 1: To my brain that it like should be talking about it.

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Speaker 2: You throw water on a hot pan and it like

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Speaker 2: sizzles out, really has That's what the thought just did

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Speaker 2: in my brain, Like it came there and then all

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Speaker 1: Like they killed themselves away. Yeah, the synapses in your

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Speaker 1: brain's off themselves. But I really understand why water shoes exist.

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Speaker 1: But at the same time, we were walking scams. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we were walking barefoot in this creek and river, and

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Speaker 1: I already feel like my feet have gotten harder and

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Speaker 1: more like viable for the earth. But after we got

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Speaker 1: holy shit, Like shoes are the greatest thing we've ever

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Speaker 1: Like it's bullshit. We need to invent soft concrete.

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Speaker 2: I want it. You's so bad. Imagine walking around barefoot.

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Speaker 2: It would like hurt, like and.

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Speaker 1: That's see I fucking spilled Like that's crazy.

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Speaker 2: It's like it feels nice to walk on certain concretes,

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Speaker 2: like non porous, like not streaked, like sidewalk. Concrete feels

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Speaker 2: really good on your feet and unless it's hot, like

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Speaker 2: it's really good. You said they're good for chalk.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, like like that same level.

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Speaker 2: It's like that feels good, and like a driveway feels good,

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Speaker 2: but it's just like the bare street.

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Speaker 1: As fault is horrisgusting, like it's scary as fuck.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I love going to the river and not having

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Speaker 2: water shoes because I like it feels like I'm using

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Speaker 2: my body the way it was intended, so that like

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Speaker 2: all my like creviss of my feet are like landing

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Speaker 2: where they should.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I love banging your mom and using my body the

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Speaker 1: Right now, my giant, fucking little lumptuous ass, luscious, fat,

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Speaker 2: Well, you know how everybody gets annoyed because they're like,

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Speaker 2: whether it be like you're seeing Paris Hilton Moore, you're

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Speaker 2: It's literally because those are the phases you recognize from childhood,

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Speaker 2: Calise was the on the billboard for Uber for milkshakes,

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Speaker 2: was like, bitch, I'm gonna fucking blow y'all up, Like

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Speaker 1: Down, Yeah, let her down. We shouldn't. I shouldn't be

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Speaker 1: Should I talk about my ship scheduled? Recently? I feel

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Speaker 1: like I should. No, no, not getting it to certain

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Speaker 2: Like one of those your bowel movements.

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Speaker 2: I mean, like I would say, most people definitely hold

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Speaker 1: We need to talk about it more because like we

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Speaker 2: Wait, so do you want to normalize pooping or do

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Speaker 2: It was watching recently, Oh, it was literally shoddy Bay,

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Speaker 2: I don't know how I got to the conversation because

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Speaker 1: Snawty Bay is so lit, like she is literally an

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Speaker 2: like we like the only you're allowed to show your nipples,

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Speaker 1: I mean, like, it's not that weird that I just

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Speaker 1: Like this to her nipple and we were Yeah, that

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it was want to touch these?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you sound suspect as fuck right now? Why

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Speaker 1: are you grabbing her friends? Our friends boobs and nipples?

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Speaker 2: I only wanted the nipples, so that's all I grabbed.

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Speaker 2: If I wanted to grab the boob, I would have

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Speaker 1: Little sandbags. Yeah, yeah, boobs feel like concrete.

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Speaker 2: We know I ever touched boobs.

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Speaker 1: Podcasts made by Generative AI are here prepared to be bored?

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Speaker 3: What was that in your notes? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Almost literally was gonna be like, bitch, why did you

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Speaker 1: Card to be bored?

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Speaker 2: Care to lose your mind? Uh?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I've played with a bunch of boobs before, like you.

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Speaker 2: Circling back to it makes me think you haven't played

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Speaker 1: You know, you know what's that fucking juice that the

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Speaker 1: dude that broke into our house drink naked juice? You know,

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Speaker 1: the girthiness of that, that's what like the inside of

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Speaker 2: Have you been inside a boom? I was asking if

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Speaker 1: Well know, like when you grab it, you can feel

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be sick soon, so like you're gonna have

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Speaker 2: We already went over this. I'm paying someone to do that.

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Speaker 2: I'm paying someone to be on house rest with you,

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Speaker 3: Oh okay, I'll pay you guys to spongebath me.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like you'll pay so that you can do it.

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Speaker 3: I'll pay like two grands.

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Speaker 2: Oh he needs help already.

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Speaker 3: Wait, it seems like he's he got a lot worse

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Speaker 2: Oh well, he just faints. So he's like I soiled myself.

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Speaker 3: Okay, all right, I mean we could pause and I'll

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Speaker 3: just I'll clean you up, help me clean me.

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Speaker 2: Did when people are like, yeah, like I've been with

437
00:21:43,119 --> 00:21:45,080
Speaker 2: my partner so much, I've like changed the diapers. I

438
00:21:45,080 --> 00:21:48,120
Speaker 2: would much rather kill myself. I would genuinely much rather

439
00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:53,160
Speaker 2: end my life right now than no, bitch, like why

440
00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:55,240
Speaker 2: would I do that? No, I'm not doing that. That

441
00:21:55,320 --> 00:21:55,800
Speaker 2: is crazy.

442
00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:57,880
Speaker 1: To do more blood ceremonies at weddings.

443
00:21:58,320 --> 00:22:00,080
Speaker 2: Who's doing a blood ceremony at a wedding?

444
00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:01,040
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying.

445
00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:03,560
Speaker 2: Oh, you're saying people need to do that, Yeah.

446
00:22:03,359 --> 00:22:04,280
Speaker 1: Like mix their blood.

447
00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:08,800
Speaker 2: Weddings are already colty enough, Like weddings are very cultage.

448
00:22:08,840 --> 00:22:12,199
Speaker 2: Weddings are weird. Like let's talk about that. Like getting

449
00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:14,639
Speaker 2: a bunch of people from each side, and it's like

450
00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:17,960
Speaker 2: what girls on this side, boys on that side, Like

451
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:20,200
Speaker 2: these are my girls? Those are your boys.

452
00:22:20,280 --> 00:22:22,880
Speaker 1: Like it's like, yeah, it's like playground fun for adults,

453
00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:26,520
Speaker 1: but it's also giving like weird. I don't know, That's

454
00:22:26,560 --> 00:22:27,560
Speaker 1: all I can say about it.

455
00:22:27,640 --> 00:22:30,080
Speaker 2: Like it's such a big deal. Like if you want

456
00:22:30,080 --> 00:22:31,840
Speaker 2: to throw a party, throw a fucking party, Like you

457
00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:32,800
Speaker 2: don't have to do all that.

458
00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:37,439
Speaker 1: Yeah, I do understand them though, Like it's like normal

459
00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:41,240
Speaker 1: pilled people just like doing what they want to do

460
00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:45,560
Speaker 1: and they're happier than me. So that's that's all I

461
00:22:45,560 --> 00:22:47,960
Speaker 1: can say about that, Like, literally, do what you want

462
00:22:47,960 --> 00:22:49,840
Speaker 1: to do, because we're all gonna die in two hundred

463
00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:52,560
Speaker 1: years where we're forgotten. No one's gonna know what the

464
00:22:52,560 --> 00:22:55,600
Speaker 1: fuck happened. No one's gonna remember that wedding. So like, also,

465
00:22:55,720 --> 00:22:58,440
Speaker 1: time dilation is very fucking real. I turned twenty three

466
00:22:58,440 --> 00:23:01,080
Speaker 1: and I'm already twenty five, and it felt like it

467
00:23:01,119 --> 00:23:02,560
Speaker 1: felt like three months have passed.

468
00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:06,359
Speaker 2: I did see you. Wait are you twenty five right now?

469
00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:07,920
Speaker 3: No?

470
00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:11,480
Speaker 2: Wait, because I feel like I saw a clip from

471
00:23:11,480 --> 00:23:13,439
Speaker 2: the podcast where you said you were twenty four or

472
00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:14,080
Speaker 2: twenty three?

473
00:23:14,840 --> 00:23:16,399
Speaker 1: I am sixteen.

474
00:23:19,960 --> 00:23:22,400
Speaker 2: You're like you went into like reboot, like you went

475
00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:24,520
Speaker 2: into like automatic response.

476
00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:29,920
Speaker 1: I am sixteen. Here is my birth certificate. You ever

477
00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:30,960
Speaker 1: seen Benchwarmers?

478
00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:33,040
Speaker 2: What? Now?

479
00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:35,439
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Is that it's like one of the

480
00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:36,680
Speaker 1: best movies ever.

481
00:23:36,920 --> 00:23:40,600
Speaker 2: You say that about every movie you've ever seen, say

482
00:23:40,640 --> 00:23:44,760
Speaker 2: that about everything I've ever experienced ever, which is honestly awesome.

483
00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:48,760
Speaker 2: But everything and yourew has ever seen like partaken in

484
00:23:49,080 --> 00:23:52,600
Speaker 2: or like consumed is the best thing until the next one.

485
00:23:52,680 --> 00:23:55,560
Speaker 1: And that's honestly a fantastic way to live your life

486
00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:58,960
Speaker 1: because I craved the next experience so much more because

487
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:01,120
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh wow, it's the best thing I've ever experienced.

488
00:24:01,320 --> 00:24:03,639
Speaker 1: Like them, I will say Guardians of the Galaxy was

489
00:24:03,680 --> 00:24:08,160
Speaker 1: the best movie I've ever seen, period, not actually.

490
00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:13,760
Speaker 2: I think also you sometimes confuse like good company with

491
00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:17,480
Speaker 2: a good experience, Like if you see anything or do

492
00:24:17,560 --> 00:24:19,920
Speaker 2: anything with the right group of people, it's the best

493
00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:21,679
Speaker 2: time of your life, even if it was like the

494
00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:23,560
Speaker 2: worst thing. But I do that too, Like it's like

495
00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:27,200
Speaker 2: it's I think it's a reaction to like that's why

496
00:24:27,240 --> 00:24:30,040
Speaker 2: people with ADHD get addicted to certain foods and like

497
00:24:30,119 --> 00:24:33,120
Speaker 2: certain like they get hyperfixated because it's like, oh my god,

498
00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:34,960
Speaker 2: that experience was so good, I could do it again.

499
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:36,480
Speaker 2: And I do that all the time, where I'm like,

500
00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:38,359
Speaker 2: I have to go get this coffee or this drink

501
00:24:38,440 --> 00:24:40,360
Speaker 2: or this food from this place because it was such

502
00:24:40,359 --> 00:24:42,520
Speaker 2: a good time. But then by the time I get

503
00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:44,000
Speaker 2: sick of it, when I think back to the first

504
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:45,959
Speaker 2: time I had it, it wasn't necessarily the thing I

505
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:48,120
Speaker 2: was having, But it was the friends I made along

506
00:24:48,119 --> 00:24:48,440
Speaker 2: the way.

507
00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:52,879
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's like the friends I love more than

508
00:24:52,920 --> 00:24:56,800
Speaker 1: they will ever love me. They actually perceive me for once,

509
00:24:56,880 --> 00:24:59,639
Speaker 1: maybe even for half a second, and it just feels great.

510
00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:03,840
Speaker 2: You are literally the most annoying person on the fucking planet.

511
00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:05,560
Speaker 1: I'm all alone, y'all.

512
00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:10,280
Speaker 2: Truly, dude, the thing where he keeps he literally in

513
00:25:10,359 --> 00:25:14,520
Speaker 2: a room where everybody is replcted, won't keep calling himself invisible.

514
00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:16,199
Speaker 2: But then it gets to the point where you just

515
00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:18,480
Speaker 2: start ignoring him, because like, how many times can you

516
00:25:18,520 --> 00:25:20,719
Speaker 2: be like, bitch, we heard you? And then he just

517
00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:23,120
Speaker 2: does it until you actually start ignoring him, and then.

518
00:25:23,080 --> 00:25:28,600
Speaker 1: He's like wow, yeah, oh god really really crazy. No,

519
00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:32,240
Speaker 1: but I literally like am then ignored being. But what

520
00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:35,240
Speaker 1: we should do is show this sunburned photo.

521
00:25:36,119 --> 00:25:38,600
Speaker 2: Oh Ki, you are not ready.

522
00:25:38,760 --> 00:25:43,240
Speaker 1: This is I'm gonna preface this photo. It really is

523
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:47,440
Speaker 1: one of the most horrifying things I've seen of myself ever.

524
00:25:47,640 --> 00:25:50,840
Speaker 1: I think, like I think, I am a nasty, gross

525
00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:54,679
Speaker 1: person with a nasty fucking body and it's dangerous and

526
00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:59,119
Speaker 1: this photo altered my brain chemistry forever because it is

527
00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:01,760
Speaker 1: the most vile thing you will ever lay your eyes on.

528
00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:03,960
Speaker 3: You before you show me. Do you think it's worse

529
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:05,959
Speaker 3: than the Devin Pool photo?

530
00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:09,320
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, no, questions asked.

531
00:26:09,320 --> 00:26:10,840
Speaker 2: Really you mean the one of his hair?

532
00:26:11,359 --> 00:26:12,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was just his hair.

533
00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:16,960
Speaker 1: This one is like body like it's given, it's giving.

534
00:26:19,520 --> 00:26:26,520
Speaker 3: There let me see. Oh my god, I look like

535
00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:28,040
Speaker 3: you look like a piece of garlic.

536
00:26:28,119 --> 00:26:30,320
Speaker 1: I look like a ninja turtle, like I've got a

537
00:26:30,359 --> 00:26:31,880
Speaker 1: big fucking shell on my back.

538
00:26:32,359 --> 00:26:35,159
Speaker 3: You slipped out of your a piece of gum.

539
00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:38,199
Speaker 1: No, it's really really jarring. But my sunburn is like

540
00:26:38,280 --> 00:26:38,920
Speaker 1: really bad.

541
00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:41,919
Speaker 3: That does feel like it would sell for like three

542
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:43,400
Speaker 3: hundred thousand dollars.

543
00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:44,199
Speaker 2: Though, And it's alive.

544
00:26:45,359 --> 00:26:49,879
Speaker 1: Oh it turns me pink. E dude, we're never showing

545
00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:53,280
Speaker 1: that ever. Oh my god, why did that happen at

546
00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:53,600
Speaker 1: the end.

547
00:26:55,440 --> 00:26:58,120
Speaker 3: Oh that looks like a scene from Prometheus or something.

548
00:26:58,200 --> 00:27:00,800
Speaker 2: Yes, it literally looks like literally shed your skin.

549
00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:02,760
Speaker 1: Face suckers bursting out of my butt.

550
00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:10,160
Speaker 2: Add oh fuck, Oh my god, bro, what's wrong with you?

551
00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:11,600
Speaker 1: You just fucking passed out?

552
00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:13,879
Speaker 3: Did it peel? It looks like it peeled.

553
00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:17,280
Speaker 1: No, I don't know it yet.

554
00:27:19,280 --> 00:27:20,879
Speaker 3: Oh no, it's not too bad.

555
00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:24,320
Speaker 2: No, but it actually looks like somebody fucking went at

556
00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:28,520
Speaker 2: you with like a backscratcher that had like pointed tips

557
00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:29,480
Speaker 2: like back rolls.

558
00:27:31,560 --> 00:27:35,000
Speaker 3: I will say, your waist looks very, very small than photo.

559
00:27:35,119 --> 00:27:39,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's literally that's literally my worst nightmare to

560
00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:40,080
Speaker 1: be small.

561
00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:43,040
Speaker 3: No, but your waist is small, that's good, thank you.

562
00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:44,640
Speaker 3: And it looks like you're.

563
00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:48,040
Speaker 1: No, it's it's an illusion because my back is seventy

564
00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:51,960
Speaker 1: eight inches wide and it just looks everything and it's

565
00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:55,159
Speaker 1: vicinity really small.

566
00:27:56,760 --> 00:28:03,520
Speaker 2: Well, other people's joy makes me so upset. Oh yeah,

567
00:28:03,560 --> 00:28:07,119
Speaker 2: and like it's crazy because like why does other people's

568
00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:09,040
Speaker 2: joy make me upset? And it's because, like I don't

569
00:28:09,040 --> 00:28:10,760
Speaker 2: want to see other people joyous because I feel like

570
00:28:10,760 --> 00:28:12,520
Speaker 2: I have so much joy to catch up on. So

571
00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:14,040
Speaker 2: if I know someone had a good life and they're

572
00:28:14,080 --> 00:28:17,040
Speaker 2: still experiencing extreme joys, I'm like, when is your pain

573
00:28:17,080 --> 00:28:19,000
Speaker 2: and suffering gonna come? We need it to come faster,

574
00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:20,919
Speaker 2: Like I'm about to Amazon Prime ship in to your

575
00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:23,600
Speaker 2: front door, because I want you to experience like extreme

576
00:28:23,640 --> 00:28:26,000
Speaker 2: pain and like sadness and then it goes to deep.

577
00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:26,920
Speaker 1: That's probably why.

578
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:32,200
Speaker 2: That's probably why, like I don't like when other people

579
00:28:32,359 --> 00:28:34,199
Speaker 2: like the music I like because I'm like, you're not

580
00:28:34,280 --> 00:28:37,000
Speaker 2: experiencing the same joy I'm feeling because you're perceiving this

581
00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:39,000
Speaker 2: song differently than I am, and like, but why does

582
00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:40,720
Speaker 2: that even matter? Like why do I hate sharing music?

583
00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:42,760
Speaker 2: Because I hate other people being happy over the music

584
00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:44,800
Speaker 2: And somebody's gonna hear this shit and be like, am

585
00:28:44,840 --> 00:28:46,080
Speaker 2: I the only one who hates that? And you're so

586
00:28:46,120 --> 00:28:48,720
Speaker 2: fucking pessimistic? Bitch, I'm just being real, like, and everybody

587
00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:52,400
Speaker 2: hates that, Like I'm like openly admitting that, But that's

588
00:28:52,440 --> 00:28:54,640
Speaker 2: all the internet is. All the Internet is is like

589
00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:57,120
Speaker 2: being envious of other people's joy, Like of course they're

590
00:28:57,160 --> 00:28:59,720
Speaker 2: like really solid parts where that's not a thing, but

591
00:28:59,720 --> 00:29:02,720
Speaker 2: also so obviously to a certain extent, I'm joking because bitch,

592
00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:04,360
Speaker 2: I actually don't give a fuck what other people are

593
00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:06,160
Speaker 2: up to. It has nothing to do with me. And

594
00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:07,880
Speaker 2: I only have so much space in my brain and

595
00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:09,720
Speaker 2: I consume all of it with Fortnite at this point,

596
00:29:09,880 --> 00:29:12,160
Speaker 2: so it doesn't really matter. But it is crazy, like

597
00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:13,920
Speaker 2: why does other people like liking the music?

598
00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:14,160
Speaker 1: I like?

599
00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:16,720
Speaker 2: Bother me? You have the same thing, Like it's like

600
00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:17,520
Speaker 2: such a big thing.

601
00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:24,680
Speaker 3: I swear to God, like I saw you enter a

602
00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:25,320
Speaker 3: flow state.

603
00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:31,280
Speaker 4: Yeahs was my hate dangent?

604
00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:35,680
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah.

605
00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:41,080
Speaker 2: Also like that is that's like not like fully true.

606
00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:43,280
Speaker 2: But I was joking about that with Josh yesterday. We

607
00:29:43,280 --> 00:29:45,840
Speaker 2: were like talking about how it's so funny, how like

608
00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:49,920
Speaker 2: we are just bitter people to a certain extent, because

609
00:29:50,360 --> 00:29:53,440
Speaker 2: why does other people? Why does it bother us when

610
00:29:53,480 --> 00:29:56,960
Speaker 2: other people, Like if somebody plays a song that I

611
00:29:57,080 --> 00:29:59,760
Speaker 2: showed them and they don't say that I showed them song,

612
00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:00,240
Speaker 2: why am I?

613
00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:00,400
Speaker 3: Like?

614
00:30:01,160 --> 00:30:05,520
Speaker 1: Yeah No, that's like, so you swear you're better than me,

615
00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:07,320
Speaker 1: Like no, I am better than you.

616
00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:11,920
Speaker 2: Like it's crazy and it's so funny, but other people's

617
00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:13,960
Speaker 2: joy doesn't actually upset me. Also, I feel like I

618
00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:16,320
Speaker 2: need to clarify that because everybody thinks I'm actually walking

619
00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:18,240
Speaker 2: around with like the most hatred in my heart. But

620
00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:20,920
Speaker 2: you would be happy to know that I walk around

621
00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:24,240
Speaker 2: with my brain shut off. So there's that.

622
00:30:24,560 --> 00:30:25,560
Speaker 1: Yeah. See, I've been.

623
00:30:25,480 --> 00:30:27,520
Speaker 2: Getting highest fuck, so I'm just like double down on

624
00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:28,640
Speaker 2: like being turned off. You go.

625
00:30:29,440 --> 00:30:34,960
Speaker 1: Also, you can see if like I can immediately clock

626
00:30:35,440 --> 00:30:39,200
Speaker 1: in a conversation if someone has experienced loss or not.

627
00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:42,320
Speaker 1: And I just wanted to say that, like I know

628
00:30:42,520 --> 00:30:44,920
Speaker 1: I can look you in your eyes before you even

629
00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:47,680
Speaker 1: say a word, and know if you've lost someone close

630
00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:47,959
Speaker 1: to you.

631
00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:51,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, one hundred percent. It's also funny because talking to anybody,

632
00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:56,320
Speaker 2: you can tell if they've been through anything tumultuous because

633
00:30:56,480 --> 00:31:00,240
Speaker 2: it is such. It shows if you talk to anybody

634
00:31:00,280 --> 00:31:04,880
Speaker 2: about relationships, you will know so much about their life

635
00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:10,560
Speaker 2: just from the way they perceive relationships, both platonic and romantic.

636
00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:15,920
Speaker 2: And it's fucking insane because it's like, damn, you haven't

637
00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:18,200
Speaker 2: been pushed into a corner of like solitude.

638
00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:20,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like you can see in my eyes that I

639
00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:24,800
Speaker 3: lost a bunch of money in crypto, Like you can.

640
00:31:24,760 --> 00:31:26,880
Speaker 2: Just see like that in a lot of ways, not

641
00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:31,480
Speaker 2: just in your eyes. But I mean, if you think

642
00:31:31,520 --> 00:31:32,840
Speaker 2: the eyes are the ones I said.

643
00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:34,880
Speaker 3: It as a joke, as a joke, and then you guys,

644
00:31:35,440 --> 00:31:37,800
Speaker 3: that's not real loss, and maybe you'd hit me.

645
00:31:38,840 --> 00:31:44,720
Speaker 2: I mean it's real loss because you feel okay, one

646
00:31:44,720 --> 00:31:53,560
Speaker 2: more big one. I just like, don't find that kind

647
00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:54,320
Speaker 2: of stuff cool.

648
00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:57,520
Speaker 1: You know, like you literally hit me last episode.

649
00:31:57,640 --> 00:32:00,200
Speaker 2: Hello, Okay, but did I hit you and say, oh

650
00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:01,920
Speaker 2: that's cool? No, I was embarrassed.

651
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:05,160
Speaker 1: We literally had a whole conversation after about how it's

652
00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:06,560
Speaker 1: our new normal and that it's chill.

653
00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:09,600
Speaker 2: Well, it's our normal, but that doesn't it make it cool.

654
00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:13,200
Speaker 1: You know that hurt my fucking hands so bad? Kay,

655
00:32:13,280 --> 00:32:14,760
Speaker 1: you fucking hurt me with your face.

656
00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:16,360
Speaker 3: I'm sorry.

657
00:32:16,480 --> 00:32:17,840
Speaker 2: What are you gonna do to repay him?

658
00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:20,040
Speaker 3: Probably like give him a crazy dome?

659
00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:23,560
Speaker 2: And I knew you were gonna say that. You know

660
00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:26,600
Speaker 2: what's crazy's Apple has such a strong arm in the

661
00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:31,760
Speaker 2: tablet society that nobody calls tablets iPad. Like everybody calls

662
00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:35,120
Speaker 2: tablets iPads, but some of y'all don't have iPads. Bitch,

663
00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:37,240
Speaker 2: you have a tablet that is not an iPad.

664
00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:41,080
Speaker 1: I literally want to sell my iPad and my PC

665
00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:43,640
Speaker 1: and get that Aceus computer.

666
00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:46,240
Speaker 2: Oh the one that like you can, like a really

667
00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:46,800
Speaker 2: full one.

668
00:32:46,880 --> 00:32:49,479
Speaker 1: But I'm not saying it out loud because it's so

669
00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:53,320
Speaker 1: hard to get, but like, it's basically an iPad and

670
00:32:53,520 --> 00:32:57,160
Speaker 1: it's as powerful as my PC, but in an iPad

671
00:32:57,240 --> 00:33:02,840
Speaker 1: form factor with the ability to connect to a monitor.

672
00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:05,000
Speaker 1: And I'm just like, oh, dude, that would free up

673
00:33:05,040 --> 00:33:08,600
Speaker 1: so much desk base, Like it would just make my

674
00:33:08,640 --> 00:33:11,000
Speaker 1: life so much easier to not have that giant, big ass,

675
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:14,840
Speaker 1: disgusting ass PC in my room. It collects dust.

676
00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:18,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, you do not use that. Well, that's because you

677
00:33:18,120 --> 00:33:20,800
Speaker 2: should be playing. You should be playing Fortnite on there,

678
00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:22,560
Speaker 2: and you would get a lot of use out of it.

679
00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:24,120
Speaker 2: That's what I think.

680
00:33:24,200 --> 00:33:26,960
Speaker 1: I did update Fortnite last night, so I might might

681
00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:27,680
Speaker 1: have to.

682
00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:30,080
Speaker 2: Play Duo's ranked to see if we can make it

683
00:33:30,120 --> 00:33:30,640
Speaker 2: to the top.

684
00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:36,760
Speaker 1: I know that we will probably be humbled very quickly.

685
00:33:37,040 --> 00:33:39,680
Speaker 2: Oh. I was humbled immediately. I was so happy off

686
00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:42,040
Speaker 2: that win I got. Thank God i'd ampost that I

687
00:33:42,040 --> 00:33:44,760
Speaker 2: would have been humiliated. I would have been humiliated with

688
00:33:44,800 --> 00:33:46,920
Speaker 2: the rank I got the first game I played. I

689
00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:49,760
Speaker 2: got silver too the first time I played, And without

690
00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:52,280
Speaker 2: seeing the chart of like the rankings, I was like, damn,

691
00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:55,840
Speaker 2: that's pretty good, like getting silver like gold as next,

692
00:33:55,920 --> 00:33:59,120
Speaker 2: that's pretty awesome, bitch, Yeah it's gold. Then it's like

693
00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:02,640
Speaker 2: four other category, so I was second to last.

694
00:34:02,840 --> 00:34:06,880
Speaker 1: It's that doesn't mean like your game play or like

695
00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:09,359
Speaker 1: how you play. That's like so you have to win

696
00:34:09,440 --> 00:34:11,080
Speaker 1: a bunch in a row and get a bunch of

697
00:34:11,160 --> 00:34:13,160
Speaker 1: kills to go up in the rink. It's not like

698
00:34:13,520 --> 00:34:16,240
Speaker 1: it's not like an accumulative thing based on your.

699
00:34:16,200 --> 00:34:18,840
Speaker 2: Like yeah, because it's like has a percentage and it

700
00:34:18,920 --> 00:34:21,520
Speaker 2: like goes up and yeah, yeah yeah, but I think

701
00:34:21,640 --> 00:34:24,399
Speaker 2: if you if I played like the fucking greatest game

702
00:34:24,440 --> 00:34:26,120
Speaker 2: of all time in the first one, I probably would

703
00:34:26,120 --> 00:34:28,959
Speaker 2: have landed in gold instead. It's over, but I.

704
00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:32,920
Speaker 1: Did though, no land You had seventeen kills.

705
00:34:32,719 --> 00:34:34,479
Speaker 2: Yeah, I had seventeen kills, but like and.

706
00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:35,960
Speaker 1: She was playing solo duos.

707
00:34:36,239 --> 00:34:39,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you, thank you, guys, Like my best game

708
00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:43,560
Speaker 2: so far, seventeen kills just like easy. Honestly, it's easy.

709
00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:46,480
Speaker 2: Like it's too easy. Like the game is too fucking easy.

710
00:34:46,480 --> 00:34:47,600
Speaker 2: That's why I stopped playing it.

711
00:34:49,239 --> 00:34:55,560
Speaker 1: But yeah, let me open the notes, Let me open

712
00:34:55,840 --> 00:35:02,440
Speaker 1: the notes. Okay, ooh this is a good one. M Okay,

713
00:35:04,640 --> 00:35:10,640
Speaker 1: this may be problematic, but I genuinely believe that Britney

714
00:35:10,640 --> 00:35:15,080
Speaker 1: Spears is green screened in and not real anymore.

715
00:35:16,120 --> 00:35:18,040
Speaker 2: Oh you were telling me about this. I haven't seen

716
00:35:18,080 --> 00:35:18,600
Speaker 2: anything about.

717
00:35:18,880 --> 00:35:24,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's some clips where I'm like, oh, that's like

718
00:35:25,160 --> 00:35:36,319
Speaker 1: really really fucking sus Britney Spears filter. Because this specific

719
00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:39,200
Speaker 1: video really really freaked me out.

720
00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:42,000
Speaker 2: So you see your hands go above her face once,

721
00:35:42,239 --> 00:35:43,520
Speaker 2: watch when they come back down.

722
00:35:45,120 --> 00:35:48,440
Speaker 5: I wanted to post screenshots of va I filter coming

723
00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:51,360
Speaker 5: off so people could see for a bit longer just

724
00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:55,280
Speaker 5: how insane this is.

725
00:35:55,280 --> 00:36:00,239
Speaker 1: Isn't that curious? Yeah, it's like the Kim Kardashian filter glitz.

726
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:03,760
Speaker 3: Which doesn't the the flowers disappear too, right.

727
00:36:03,680 --> 00:36:06,839
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's flowers in the background disappearing the tattoo. I

728
00:36:06,880 --> 00:36:08,480
Speaker 1: was always like iffy about it. I was like, oh,

729
00:36:08,480 --> 00:36:13,240
Speaker 1: that's probably just weird lighting or something. But then there's

730
00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:18,560
Speaker 1: like some someone did like a like a breakdown of

731
00:36:19,520 --> 00:36:22,000
Speaker 1: they like recolored the image or something like uve mapped

732
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:24,040
Speaker 1: it or some shit that made it all black and

733
00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:30,760
Speaker 1: white and the background was entirely blank and it literally

734
00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:32,759
Speaker 1: just looked like she was green screened in there. It

735
00:36:32,840 --> 00:36:35,520
Speaker 1: was very curious. And then now there's like this one's

736
00:36:35,560 --> 00:36:37,440
Speaker 1: a reach in my opinion, But like all of the

737
00:36:37,440 --> 00:36:40,480
Speaker 1: wedding photos that have been coming out, I'm like, girl

738
00:36:40,640 --> 00:36:44,520
Speaker 1: Madonna was there, Like what are you talking about? Donna

739
00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:46,000
Speaker 1: Tella was there, Dona sad.

740
00:36:46,360 --> 00:36:53,120
Speaker 3: I feel like everything is sketchy, but the flowers disappearing

741
00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:57,359
Speaker 3: to me is like, that is very weird. Why would

742
00:36:57,440 --> 00:36:59,640
Speaker 3: the flowers disappear in her arm goes over it.

743
00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:03,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's really really sus.

744
00:37:03,360 --> 00:37:07,239
Speaker 2: I just am like, so like, I'm like, but then

745
00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:09,160
Speaker 2: what does that what does that even mean? Like, what

746
00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:11,000
Speaker 2: does it lead to? Does it lead to the fact that,

747
00:37:11,040 --> 00:37:13,560
Speaker 2: like people still believe that she's under what's it called

748
00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:17,600
Speaker 2: h not house arrest? But it's like when her family

749
00:37:17,600 --> 00:37:22,279
Speaker 2: stalls control over everything. Yeah, yeah, I wish there was

750
00:37:22,400 --> 00:37:24,000
Speaker 2: just a way for her to say something, but like

751
00:37:24,080 --> 00:37:26,960
Speaker 2: I guess, like she could say something if she wanted to.

752
00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:31,279
Speaker 1: Even if she did, it's so far down that this

753
00:37:31,360 --> 00:37:35,960
Speaker 1: will literally follow her till the day she actually dies, like.

754
00:37:37,560 --> 00:37:40,520
Speaker 2: People assuming she's like not people.

755
00:37:40,640 --> 00:37:43,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, people think she's dead and that they replaced her

756
00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:49,400
Speaker 1: with like deep fake technology, and then that's like literally

757
00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:52,600
Speaker 1: that's kind of like the whole theory. But I don't know.

758
00:37:52,719 --> 00:37:55,960
Speaker 1: I just feel bad for her because I would hate

759
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:57,560
Speaker 1: for this conversation to be had about me.

760
00:37:58,680 --> 00:38:02,520
Speaker 2: But yeah, because she literally at no point has been

761
00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:06,759
Speaker 2: allowed to live a normal life. What I will say is, like,

762
00:38:06,840 --> 00:38:09,680
Speaker 2: the one part of me that makes me not believe

763
00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:13,920
Speaker 2: that it's deep fake is only a person who is

764
00:38:14,040 --> 00:38:16,760
Speaker 2: actually like her could post the way.

765
00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:20,160
Speaker 6: She posts on Instagram, Like she posts on Instagram in

766
00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:23,680
Speaker 6: such a specific way that feels so real to her

767
00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:27,080
Speaker 6: personhood that I genuinely am, Like there's no way her

768
00:38:27,120 --> 00:38:29,239
Speaker 6: family has it down to a tea like that, Like.

769
00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:33,239
Speaker 2: I don't know, Like it's just so funny. The shit

770
00:38:33,360 --> 00:38:35,680
Speaker 2: she posts her Instagram will always be the most interesting

771
00:38:35,719 --> 00:38:38,399
Speaker 2: ever interesting thing ever, and I can only see like

772
00:38:39,960 --> 00:38:42,600
Speaker 2: her posting that, but that shit is weird. But then

773
00:38:42,640 --> 00:38:46,440
Speaker 2: I'm also like, this is just me playing Devil's advocate.

774
00:38:46,480 --> 00:38:49,560
Speaker 2: But you know, like how sometimes when you just pause

775
00:38:49,560 --> 00:38:51,399
Speaker 2: a video at any r in a moment, you can

776
00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:53,879
Speaker 2: look at the screen and be like, how the fuck

777
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:57,680
Speaker 2: did the camera like pick that shit up so weirdly and.

778
00:38:57,880 --> 00:39:01,919
Speaker 1: Like compression like weird pression artifacts or something like that,

779
00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:04,879
Speaker 1: which like I definitely thought about. But like also it's

780
00:39:04,920 --> 00:39:09,320
Speaker 1: giving like there's so much of this shit happening constantly

781
00:39:09,360 --> 00:39:13,239
Speaker 1: where I'm just kind of like, okay, something something is

782
00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:16,640
Speaker 1: like genuinely seriously off and I really typically don't fall

783
00:39:16,719 --> 00:39:19,400
Speaker 1: for like shit like this, like I don't even But

784
00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:22,120
Speaker 1: also I haven't given a second thought since I saw

785
00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:25,640
Speaker 1: it three weeks ago until just now, so like it

786
00:39:25,719 --> 00:39:28,319
Speaker 1: literally doesn't affect me or bother me at all.

787
00:39:28,640 --> 00:39:32,520
Speaker 3: The face thing is weird, but what's really kind of

788
00:39:32,560 --> 00:39:34,920
Speaker 3: sinister about TikTok and even just like the built in

789
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:38,000
Speaker 3: camera app on your iPhone is that it does like

790
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:41,520
Speaker 3: a default level of like beautifying. Yeah, you can't take off. Yeah,

791
00:39:41,560 --> 00:39:42,440
Speaker 3: like I've noticed on.

792
00:39:42,520 --> 00:39:44,040
Speaker 1: On livestream specifically.

793
00:39:44,160 --> 00:39:46,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, like I've noticed on like snaps off and on it.

794
00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:47,120
Speaker 2: Yeah.

795
00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:49,800
Speaker 3: I like things that were shot purely on Instagram reels,

796
00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:52,799
Speaker 3: people's faces will flicker and it's like I know this

797
00:39:52,840 --> 00:39:55,360
Speaker 3: person's not putting a beauty filter on. Yeah, like I

798
00:39:55,640 --> 00:39:57,600
Speaker 3: they're not the type of person to do that. It's

799
00:39:57,640 --> 00:39:59,400
Speaker 3: just like default on it.

800
00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:02,040
Speaker 1: So I feel, which is so bizarre.

801
00:40:02,160 --> 00:40:05,160
Speaker 3: That's that's weird. I feel like that's doing very weird.

802
00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:08,000
Speaker 1: You know what it is. It's like, oh my god,

803
00:40:08,040 --> 00:40:10,960
Speaker 1: I look so good in this TikTok app subconsciously and

804
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:12,799
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna use it and post more.

805
00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:18,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, one hundred. It becomes like subconsciously addictive because you're

806
00:40:18,040 --> 00:40:19,879
Speaker 2: so obsessed with how you look on the app.

807
00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:21,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is like a subconscious thing.

808
00:40:23,320 --> 00:40:27,880
Speaker 2: Everybody is talking about the like AI on this video,

809
00:40:27,920 --> 00:40:31,399
Speaker 2: but no one's talking about this video. Like the way

810
00:40:31,560 --> 00:40:35,920
Speaker 2: she dances in this is fucking insane, Like.

811
00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:40,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, wait, that's giving Illuminati handsign.

812
00:40:40,880 --> 00:40:46,959
Speaker 2: Like also I love that it's a Janet song. Okay, yeah,

813
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:50,360
Speaker 2: I love this, and I hope it's not AI because

814
00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:54,239
Speaker 2: like I really do just recognize Brittany as somebody who

815
00:40:54,280 --> 00:40:58,040
Speaker 2: like does this because also like right, I yeah, I

816
00:40:58,120 --> 00:41:01,680
Speaker 2: just am like this is so her. I can't see

817
00:41:01,719 --> 00:41:07,120
Speaker 2: anybody moving their body in this way and not being her,

818
00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:10,080
Speaker 2: But I don't know. That is so fucking weird. It

819
00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:13,440
Speaker 2: also just sucks because with apps like TikTok, those like

820
00:41:13,560 --> 00:41:16,640
Speaker 2: theories become so much larger than life, and I think

821
00:41:16,680 --> 00:41:22,160
Speaker 2: everybody is like quick to forget that it's just a

822
00:41:22,200 --> 00:41:26,520
Speaker 2: funny like double edged sword because everybody talks about it

823
00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:29,400
Speaker 2: so much because all of us obviously know her public

824
00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:32,200
Speaker 2: history and that she's never been safe to just do

825
00:41:32,239 --> 00:41:35,240
Speaker 2: what she wants, especially posts like what like two thousand

826
00:41:35,280 --> 00:41:38,399
Speaker 2: and three, her life just fucking shattered even as a kid,

827
00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:42,279
Speaker 2: her shit was fucked up. But so now we all

828
00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:44,000
Speaker 2: talk about it all the time because we want to

829
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:46,279
Speaker 2: make sure that that's not the case. But then I

830
00:41:46,320 --> 00:41:48,680
Speaker 2: almost feel like it does the opposite, like.

831
00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:52,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, the pendulum swings all the way back around where Yeah,

832
00:41:52,239 --> 00:41:54,560
Speaker 1: because leave her the fuck alone, Yeah, just stop talking

833
00:41:54,560 --> 00:41:54,960
Speaker 1: about her.

834
00:41:55,120 --> 00:41:57,520
Speaker 2: But we all get involved in it because you're like,

835
00:41:57,600 --> 00:41:59,480
Speaker 2: I don't want that to happen again. It's like sad

836
00:41:59,520 --> 00:42:01,920
Speaker 2: to think about out, But then it probably just goes

837
00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:03,120
Speaker 2: back in the circle.

838
00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:05,640
Speaker 1: And I bet that like so far left it becomes right.

839
00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:08,920
Speaker 2: Yeah. It like almost adds fuel to like the people

840
00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:11,000
Speaker 2: against her in her life too, because they're like, see,

841
00:42:11,080 --> 00:42:13,880
Speaker 2: like even the people following you think you're crazy, but

842
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:17,240
Speaker 2: it's just her in her backyard, fucking dancing with a

843
00:42:17,320 --> 00:42:18,480
Speaker 2: with a soft filter.

844
00:42:18,719 --> 00:42:22,279
Speaker 1: Yeah exactly. Also what's fucking crazy is no one has

845
00:42:22,360 --> 00:42:25,520
Speaker 1: ever asked if I'm okay.

846
00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:29,320
Speaker 2: Oh that's a weird place.

847
00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:32,560
Speaker 3: I mean, like, what does this have to do with you.

848
00:42:32,880 --> 00:42:37,000
Speaker 1: I've had filters bounce off my face before hello like

849
00:42:37,080 --> 00:42:40,160
Speaker 1: talk about me, Oh my god. And I'm not even

850
00:42:40,280 --> 00:42:42,960
Speaker 1: jealous or anything like that. People aren't talking about me

851
00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:44,040
Speaker 1: like it literally.

852
00:42:44,040 --> 00:42:49,720
Speaker 2: Weirdly feels like you just like took everything we said

853
00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:53,279
Speaker 2: as like a fuel for your own fire, like you

854
00:42:53,360 --> 00:42:53,799
Speaker 2: want that.

855
00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:56,480
Speaker 1: And I also want to tape worm, so let's talk

856
00:42:56,520 --> 00:42:56,920
Speaker 1: about that.

857
00:42:57,239 --> 00:42:59,160
Speaker 2: I can get you one of those, so that's easy.

858
00:42:59,239 --> 00:43:00,120
Speaker 2: I know a guy.

859
00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:02,279
Speaker 1: I want to tape worm just to see what it

860
00:43:02,320 --> 00:43:04,080
Speaker 1: feels like, and then I want to get rid of

861
00:43:04,080 --> 00:43:04,719
Speaker 1: it immediately.

862
00:43:05,360 --> 00:43:07,799
Speaker 2: A kid in fifth grade who I knew and we

863
00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:10,520
Speaker 2: were friends with him had a tapeworm, and I remember

864
00:43:10,560 --> 00:43:13,320
Speaker 2: being the most terrifying thing I'd ever heard in my life,

865
00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:15,040
Speaker 2: like the idea that there's just a warm in his

866
00:43:15,080 --> 00:43:18,600
Speaker 2: body taking all his nutrients, and it freaked all of

867
00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:21,160
Speaker 2: us out. And he got it because they were traveling.

868
00:43:21,200 --> 00:43:23,520
Speaker 2: But when they came back, they brought back this like

869
00:43:23,640 --> 00:43:28,760
Speaker 2: jade egg on like a little like three like prong

870
00:43:28,960 --> 00:43:31,160
Speaker 2: stool thing like that was the gift his mom gave

871
00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:34,040
Speaker 2: to our family from their trip. Why was that such

872
00:43:34,040 --> 00:43:36,760
Speaker 2: a big thing? Like was that a thing for y'all?

873
00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:40,279
Speaker 2: Like the like the marble eggs that sat on like

874
00:43:40,360 --> 00:43:41,840
Speaker 2: little like fake stools.

875
00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:44,759
Speaker 1: I would just say him at like main event, Like

876
00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:47,560
Speaker 1: that was the vibe like from like an arcade or

877
00:43:47,600 --> 00:43:52,680
Speaker 1: like those like balls like the steel rotape. Yeah, that

878
00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:53,400
Speaker 1: whole arc.

879
00:43:54,760 --> 00:43:57,040
Speaker 2: What I almost made a joke that would have had

880
00:43:57,160 --> 00:43:58,680
Speaker 2: been cut, so I just didn't say it.

881
00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:03,360
Speaker 1: Well, I don't know, did I talk about my mom

882
00:44:03,640 --> 00:44:08,359
Speaker 1: literally giving me two full bottles of zoloft and sent

883
00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:11,640
Speaker 1: me home with them. My grandma got extra zolof for

884
00:44:11,680 --> 00:44:14,400
Speaker 1: some reason, and my mom was like here's your you

885
00:44:14,480 --> 00:44:16,480
Speaker 1: need these, like, please please just try it. Please just

886
00:44:16,480 --> 00:44:20,480
Speaker 1: take these, like I'm begging you please? Damn am I

887
00:44:20,640 --> 00:44:21,640
Speaker 1: like that? Fucked up?

888
00:44:21,719 --> 00:44:23,000
Speaker 2: I know? Are you okay? Actually?

889
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:23,200
Speaker 5: Now?

890
00:44:23,440 --> 00:44:25,040
Speaker 2: But now it seemed superberatet.

891
00:44:25,280 --> 00:44:26,759
Speaker 1: Oh see now y'all are going to try to fifty

892
00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:28,359
Speaker 1: one fifty me and make me the bad guy.

893
00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:30,319
Speaker 2: No, no, that doesn't make you the bad guy.

894
00:44:30,320 --> 00:44:33,560
Speaker 1: We're just like worried for you, Like I'm fine if

895
00:44:33,600 --> 00:44:38,000
Speaker 1: I disappear and come back. It's a fucking robot. And

896
00:44:38,040 --> 00:44:39,840
Speaker 1: these bitches are the ones up to it. They're like,

897
00:44:39,920 --> 00:44:41,640
Speaker 1: oh my god, we need to we need to keep

898
00:44:41,680 --> 00:44:43,640
Speaker 1: doing this. I can't let my like income go down,

899
00:44:43,719 --> 00:44:45,360
Speaker 1: like we just we have to deep fake and we

900
00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:46,960
Speaker 1: have to. We have to make a robot out of them.

901
00:44:47,280 --> 00:44:52,719
Speaker 2: I here and come back and I'm recruiting it on

902
00:44:52,719 --> 00:44:53,240
Speaker 2: my phone.

903
00:44:53,640 --> 00:44:57,239
Speaker 3: Just no, I'm a robot, hey, Drew, No one's ever

904
00:44:57,280 --> 00:44:58,520
Speaker 3: gonna see that. Okay.

905
00:44:59,120 --> 00:45:01,880
Speaker 2: Also, what you think you're not already the robot? You

906
00:45:01,920 --> 00:45:04,319
Speaker 2: are the robot like we replaced you a long time ago.

907
00:45:04,480 --> 00:45:07,320
Speaker 2: Oh fuck, you're just becoming self aware?

908
00:45:07,520 --> 00:45:12,240
Speaker 1: Oh fuck? Oh fuck? What was I gonna say? You said, Drew?

909
00:45:12,280 --> 00:45:15,799
Speaker 1: What did I say? Hold on. Oh my god, I said,

910
00:45:15,840 --> 00:45:19,000
Speaker 1: I'm ai if I come back. Yeah, and then what

911
00:45:19,080 --> 00:45:19,880
Speaker 1: did you say.

912
00:45:19,719 --> 00:45:21,320
Speaker 3: I'm gonna censor that information?

913
00:45:21,680 --> 00:45:23,879
Speaker 1: Fuck, there was something right in between there that I wanted.

914
00:45:24,080 --> 00:45:26,439
Speaker 1: This is why I cut people off. This is why

915
00:45:26,480 --> 00:45:29,319
Speaker 1: when I'm speaking to people that I in the middle

916
00:45:29,360 --> 00:45:31,920
Speaker 1: of the conversation have to get my thought out because

917
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:34,560
Speaker 1: if I don't, it's lost in the ether forever and

918
00:45:34,600 --> 00:45:36,319
Speaker 1: someone else is gonna grab my thought from the thing.

919
00:45:36,480 --> 00:45:39,000
Speaker 2: It happen to like regular people or can they just

920
00:45:39,040 --> 00:45:41,719
Speaker 2: like hold the thought while someone else is speaking.

921
00:45:41,880 --> 00:45:49,080
Speaker 1: I think we are not reactionary conversationalists, Like we don't

922
00:45:49,120 --> 00:45:54,400
Speaker 1: wait for we don't react to what they're actually saying.

923
00:45:54,680 --> 00:45:57,080
Speaker 1: We think of something in the middle and then say

924
00:45:57,080 --> 00:45:59,880
Speaker 1: it ourselves and it might follow along with the conversation.

925
00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:03,680
Speaker 1: But like I think that's based on like the way

926
00:46:03,680 --> 00:46:04,719
Speaker 1: we conversate.

927
00:46:05,400 --> 00:46:07,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like the whole thing where we're just waiting

928
00:46:07,560 --> 00:46:09,680
Speaker 2: for the next person to stop talking so we can talk.

929
00:46:09,719 --> 00:46:12,120
Speaker 2: It's not really good, like it's a conversation, but it's

930
00:46:12,120 --> 00:46:14,880
Speaker 2: not because I'm just waiting my turn, like I'm just

931
00:46:16,239 --> 00:46:18,720
Speaker 2: being My life just feels like being in line to talk,

932
00:46:18,920 --> 00:46:20,560
Speaker 2: like I'm always in line to talk.

933
00:46:21,280 --> 00:46:24,480
Speaker 1: I have the I'm on my phone, I have my

934
00:46:24,680 --> 00:46:28,080
Speaker 1: notes lists from every single episode ever, and I just

935
00:46:28,160 --> 00:46:34,400
Speaker 1: found the first episode the gender of a Baja Blast

936
00:46:36,040 --> 00:46:41,560
Speaker 1: screen time sour like funky getting the Johnson and Johnson vaccine.

937
00:46:42,520 --> 00:46:44,680
Speaker 1: I swear I could get across those big red balls,

938
00:46:46,719 --> 00:46:49,200
Speaker 1: which is very real. Person.

939
00:46:49,239 --> 00:46:51,439
Speaker 2: I really don't think you could, but yes, keep going.

940
00:46:52,719 --> 00:46:54,680
Speaker 1: I guess we'll agree to disagree.

941
00:46:55,880 --> 00:46:57,600
Speaker 2: I mean, I guess you does have to prove me wrong.

942
00:46:57,640 --> 00:46:58,319
Speaker 2: We gotta get you.

943
00:46:58,280 --> 00:47:01,200
Speaker 1: On wipeout dead asks like let's fucking do it, like.

944
00:47:01,280 --> 00:47:05,240
Speaker 2: Actually fucking humiliating. That would be you know the bungee

945
00:47:05,400 --> 00:47:08,720
Speaker 2: jumping video, It would be that times.

946
00:47:08,360 --> 00:47:10,360
Speaker 1: Like eighty you seen that video?

947
00:47:10,360 --> 00:47:11,799
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, are you allowed.

948
00:47:11,520 --> 00:47:12,680
Speaker 2: To tap out of wipeout?

949
00:47:12,760 --> 00:47:12,840
Speaker 1: Like?

950
00:47:12,920 --> 00:47:14,480
Speaker 2: Am I allowed to jump on the first ball? Fall

951
00:47:14,520 --> 00:47:16,160
Speaker 2: off and be like okay, I'm done. This is fucking.

952
00:47:15,960 --> 00:47:18,120
Speaker 1: Humiliating, I guess, And none the whys.

953
00:47:17,800 --> 00:47:19,719
Speaker 2: They're like, yeah, they can just cut me out.

954
00:47:20,120 --> 00:47:25,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then weed psychosis, how ya wants to be

955
00:47:25,200 --> 00:47:30,239
Speaker 1: violent again? And you grew out of fighting phase and

956
00:47:30,360 --> 00:47:31,680
Speaker 1: is going right back into it?

957
00:47:33,080 --> 00:47:36,040
Speaker 2: And then I didn't because I grew And now I'm

958
00:47:36,280 --> 00:47:39,640
Speaker 2: so awesomely not upset.

959
00:47:39,560 --> 00:47:44,840
Speaker 1: Ever, living presently and consistently, I'm gonna.

960
00:47:44,600 --> 00:47:47,440
Speaker 2: Start sedating myself. It's crazy because I started to do

961
00:47:47,480 --> 00:47:50,240
Speaker 2: the complete opposite. I do not live present by any means,

962
00:47:50,280 --> 00:47:52,399
Speaker 2: I am not here, and then in four months I'll

963
00:47:52,440 --> 00:47:54,320
Speaker 2: be like, damn, I wish it was that time again.

964
00:47:54,400 --> 00:47:58,359
Speaker 1: Fuck, like that was so so bad. But also I

965
00:47:58,480 --> 00:48:00,680
Speaker 1: don't know why no one's talking about this, but this

966
00:48:00,840 --> 00:48:06,880
Speaker 1: year has gone by so incredibly fast and like a scary, scary,

967
00:48:07,080 --> 00:48:10,279
Speaker 1: scary fucking way, where like normally, like I'm like, oh yeah,

968
00:48:10,400 --> 00:48:14,319
Speaker 1: like July or January through April, like yeah, that shit

969
00:48:14,400 --> 00:48:17,359
Speaker 1: goes by like immediately. Everyone knows that, like that's the tea,

970
00:48:18,360 --> 00:48:22,760
Speaker 1: but it normally stops there, like it normally like doesn't

971
00:48:22,880 --> 00:48:27,719
Speaker 1: keep accelerating. But like, for some reason, here we are.

972
00:48:28,680 --> 00:48:31,200
Speaker 2: You know what it is when you talk, You were

973
00:48:31,239 --> 00:48:33,520
Speaker 2: saying things that I agree with, but hearing them come

974
00:48:33,520 --> 00:48:38,000
Speaker 2: out of your mouth make it seem so much crazier sometimes.

975
00:48:37,239 --> 00:48:38,440
Speaker 1: Because you don't respect me.

976
00:48:40,440 --> 00:48:43,439
Speaker 2: But I no, it's because I'm hearing another person say

977
00:48:43,520 --> 00:48:46,719
Speaker 2: something that I think, and then hearing it, I'm like,

978
00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:50,000
Speaker 2: oh dude, yeah that does sound like a crazy person.

979
00:48:50,040 --> 00:48:53,040
Speaker 1: Thing to say, it's really crazy. How syncd up our

980
00:48:53,080 --> 00:48:54,000
Speaker 1: brains have gotten.

981
00:48:55,800 --> 00:48:58,880
Speaker 2: It's like because our periods can't sync up, our brains did. Yeah,

982
00:48:58,920 --> 00:49:01,120
Speaker 2: and that's why women are inferior, because if you didn't

983
00:49:01,160 --> 00:49:03,239
Speaker 2: have your periods, everybody's brains would be syncing up and

984
00:49:03,239 --> 00:49:05,399
Speaker 2: we'd be more intelligent. But like, our bodies are too

985
00:49:05,440 --> 00:49:09,560
Speaker 2: making it busy, making our periods sink. Why does that happen? Like,

986
00:49:09,600 --> 00:49:14,320
Speaker 2: what is that a real thing? Is that scientifically? Back sink?

987
00:49:15,040 --> 00:49:18,040
Speaker 3: You know they sink, they do, though they do sync up.

988
00:49:18,200 --> 00:49:21,080
Speaker 2: Okay, we all know that. We know they fucking stink

989
00:49:21,120 --> 00:49:24,280
Speaker 2: like fucking smelly eggs and like bhole, Like it doesn't matter.

990
00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:25,880
Speaker 1: Dog water?

991
00:49:28,360 --> 00:49:30,279
Speaker 2: Is that what it was? It was dog sagery.

992
00:49:31,960 --> 00:49:36,759
Speaker 1: But the reason they sink up is because we are

993
00:49:38,320 --> 00:49:43,160
Speaker 1: village critters. We lived in villages when we were little,

994
00:49:43,640 --> 00:49:47,799
Speaker 1: and it was good for the males to have all

995
00:49:47,880 --> 00:49:51,000
Speaker 1: of the girls ovulating at once, so they could just

996
00:49:51,080 --> 00:49:53,520
Speaker 1: go around in a circle and bang them all and

997
00:49:53,560 --> 00:49:55,040
Speaker 1: spread their seat as fast as.

998
00:49:54,920 --> 00:49:57,280
Speaker 2: Okay, So synchronized periods is a myth?

999
00:49:58,920 --> 00:50:00,399
Speaker 3: What I thought that was real?

1000
00:50:02,280 --> 00:50:03,200
Speaker 2: No, it's not real.

1001
00:50:03,560 --> 00:50:07,759
Speaker 3: I believe it. I've had multiple women tell me I

1002
00:50:07,800 --> 00:50:09,600
Speaker 3: was about to say that that happens to them.

1003
00:50:09,680 --> 00:50:12,720
Speaker 1: Literally every girl in my life has at one point.

1004
00:50:13,120 --> 00:50:16,040
Speaker 2: I think it literally might just be like by coincidence.

1005
00:50:16,280 --> 00:50:21,960
Speaker 3: What it does confirmed syncop to the moon. Periods have

1006
00:50:22,040 --> 00:50:23,680
Speaker 3: like a direct correlation to the moon.

1007
00:50:24,239 --> 00:50:28,240
Speaker 1: Periods are beautiful, It's so pretty to be a woman.

1008
00:50:30,160 --> 00:50:34,719
Speaker 2: Thatt the fuck up makes this long ass article? Tell

1009
00:50:34,760 --> 00:50:37,680
Speaker 2: me yes or no, y'all swear I'm gonna read that shit, bro.

1010
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:40,920
Speaker 2: Stop writing articles. We literally have too many. We like

1011
00:50:41,040 --> 00:50:43,440
Speaker 2: actually have too many about certain things, like unless there

1012
00:50:43,520 --> 00:50:47,000
Speaker 2: is a real update, stop writing articles. Also, why did

1013
00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:48,759
Speaker 2: Google make it that when I looked shit up like

1014
00:50:48,760 --> 00:50:51,040
Speaker 2: I could see an article from like nineteen twelve? Why

1015
00:50:51,080 --> 00:50:53,600
Speaker 2: the fuck are you uploading the archive to Google? Like

1016
00:50:53,960 --> 00:50:56,000
Speaker 2: that shit is so old it has nothing to do

1017
00:50:56,040 --> 00:50:56,759
Speaker 2: with get up.

1018
00:50:56,800 --> 00:50:59,880
Speaker 1: Well, if we don't learn from history, it repeats itself.

1019
00:51:00,120 --> 00:51:02,120
Speaker 1: Low boom, mic drop moment.

1020
00:51:02,360 --> 00:51:06,480
Speaker 2: I ate, Okay, so periods, don't sink. That was a

1021
00:51:06,520 --> 00:51:09,080
Speaker 2: fucking lie. That was a literal. That was a lie

1022
00:51:09,120 --> 00:51:10,960
Speaker 2: to make you feel connected to the people around you,

1023
00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:12,600
Speaker 2: when really the only thing that connects you to the

1024
00:51:12,600 --> 00:51:15,120
Speaker 2: people around you is your vicinity to them and your

1025
00:51:15,120 --> 00:51:18,560
Speaker 2: emotional and physical and like biological connection to them actually

1026
00:51:18,560 --> 00:51:19,360
Speaker 2: means fucking nothing.

1027
00:51:19,600 --> 00:51:20,759
Speaker 1: Let that sink in.

1028
00:51:21,080 --> 00:51:22,120
Speaker 2: Let that sink up.

1029
00:51:22,320 --> 00:51:26,320
Speaker 1: The sink is at the door knocking, like a sink

1030
00:51:26,440 --> 00:51:28,560
Speaker 1: is at the door knocking. Let that sink in. You've

1031
00:51:28,560 --> 00:51:32,520
Speaker 1: seen that, Yeah, I mean, okay, okay, well, let's do

1032
00:51:32,640 --> 00:51:34,360
Speaker 1: some media per.

1033
00:51:34,719 --> 00:51:36,040
Speaker 2: Media of the week.

1034
00:51:36,480 --> 00:51:44,880
Speaker 1: He arm okay, so beautiful boys, Coca Rosie brue Ha,

1035
00:51:45,600 --> 00:51:52,960
Speaker 1: Arca Entertainment Spirit of the Beehive in Carloor Arca. I've

1036
00:51:52,960 --> 00:51:56,799
Speaker 1: been in my Arca arc I've been listening to Arca

1037
00:51:56,840 --> 00:51:59,720
Speaker 1: as I work out, and it's one of the greatest

1038
00:51:59,760 --> 00:52:03,440
Speaker 1: issions I've ever made in my life. Also, Arca literally

1039
00:52:03,600 --> 00:52:10,200
Speaker 1: is just like one of the most talented producers in

1040
00:52:10,239 --> 00:52:15,640
Speaker 1: our lifetime. And what she's doing some music is what

1041
00:52:15,680 --> 00:52:19,000
Speaker 1: the Beatles think or what is what people think the

1042
00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:23,600
Speaker 1: Beatles did for music? Yeah, Arca is putting in the future.

1043
00:52:23,400 --> 00:52:24,919
Speaker 2: She's actually putting in the world.

1044
00:52:25,080 --> 00:52:25,560
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1045
00:52:25,960 --> 00:52:29,040
Speaker 2: But I just found out that two artists I listened

1046
00:52:29,080 --> 00:52:32,680
Speaker 2: to were in the Beatles, Like George Harrison was in

1047
00:52:32,719 --> 00:52:33,520
Speaker 2: the Beatles.

1048
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:36,040
Speaker 1: Is that the one Paul McCartney who was gonna tell

1049
00:52:36,080 --> 00:52:38,120
Speaker 1: me that huh Paul McCartney.

1050
00:52:38,320 --> 00:52:40,560
Speaker 2: No wait, is that the other artist. Yeah, No, I

1051
00:52:40,600 --> 00:52:41,960
Speaker 2: think it's just George Harrison.

1052
00:52:42,600 --> 00:52:44,960
Speaker 1: Al McCartney has a really good album Ramon with his

1053
00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:48,440
Speaker 1: wife Linda McCartney, but it's only one song, two songs

1054
00:52:48,480 --> 00:52:48,840
Speaker 1: that I like.

1055
00:52:49,960 --> 00:52:52,719
Speaker 2: But yeah, I really like George Harrison. And Josiah told

1056
00:52:52,760 --> 00:52:54,680
Speaker 2: me in the car that that person was in the Beatles.

1057
00:52:55,400 --> 00:52:56,080
Speaker 1: He's a Beatle.

1058
00:52:56,320 --> 00:53:00,440
Speaker 2: It's funny though, because the single music is better. I

1059
00:53:00,719 --> 00:53:02,799
Speaker 2: like the Beatles okay, like fine, like y'all got it

1060
00:53:02,800 --> 00:53:04,520
Speaker 2: out of me, like stop being fucking angry, like who

1061
00:53:04,560 --> 00:53:06,520
Speaker 2: gives a fuck? Like oh now now things are different.

1062
00:53:06,560 --> 00:53:07,840
Speaker 2: Now I can make fun of the Beatles now that

1063
00:53:07,880 --> 00:53:10,840
Speaker 2: I've admitted that, like they make okay music, like okay.

1064
00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:13,840
Speaker 2: Here's my media of the week. Morning by Post Malone,

1065
00:53:13,880 --> 00:53:17,080
Speaker 2: middle Ground by Maroon five, waffle House by the Jonahs Brothers.

1066
00:53:17,120 --> 00:53:23,000
Speaker 2: If We Ever Broke Up May Stevens one Feist, Calm

1067
00:53:23,120 --> 00:53:26,160
Speaker 2: Down and Selena Gomes, side Effects by Becky Hill and

1068
00:53:26,239 --> 00:53:29,520
Speaker 2: Lewis Thompson uh, and then melt Down by Nile Horren.

1069
00:53:29,680 --> 00:53:33,800
Speaker 2: That's actually my media of the week. Wow, Please, whoever

1070
00:53:33,880 --> 00:53:35,880
Speaker 2: keeps up with those playlists, do not put those up.

1071
00:53:35,960 --> 00:53:39,360
Speaker 1: Wait, and mine is actually y'all heard of one direction.

1072
00:53:40,040 --> 00:53:40,400
Speaker 2: Who's that.

1073
00:53:41,040 --> 00:53:44,280
Speaker 1: It's like this boy band that was created by Simon.

1074
00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:47,320
Speaker 2: Cow oh for like American idol.

1075
00:53:47,239 --> 00:53:51,839
Speaker 1: Basically yeah, yeah, yeah, And it's like these boys that

1076
00:53:52,200 --> 00:53:54,640
Speaker 1: make great music together.

1077
00:53:55,239 --> 00:53:57,160
Speaker 2: Oh do they all sing at the same time?

1078
00:53:57,920 --> 00:54:00,840
Speaker 1: No, they like take turns. Oh, okay, they sing some

1079
00:54:01,040 --> 00:54:02,440
Speaker 1: together sometimes though.

1080
00:54:02,280 --> 00:54:06,319
Speaker 2: Okay, pitching a boy band for the first time, Well,

1081
00:54:06,320 --> 00:54:08,960
Speaker 2: how are they all gonna like be on the same song.

1082
00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:10,759
Speaker 2: They can't all sing at the same time. It's like, oh,

1083
00:54:10,760 --> 00:54:13,200
Speaker 2: they'll like go one after the other. Yeah, and then

1084
00:54:13,320 --> 00:54:15,920
Speaker 2: during the course and hook, they'll like all match.

1085
00:54:16,040 --> 00:54:20,280
Speaker 1: Match each other's. Wait, hold the fuck up, hold the phone?

1086
00:54:20,440 --> 00:54:23,800
Speaker 1: Why are y'all matching my energy? Why does the viewers

1087
00:54:24,120 --> 00:54:25,319
Speaker 1: match my energy? Wait?

1088
00:54:25,320 --> 00:54:27,840
Speaker 2: Why is the viewer low key always holding the phone? Like,

1089
00:54:27,960 --> 00:54:30,960
Speaker 2: hold the phone? You're holding your phone? All right, Well

1090
00:54:31,080 --> 00:54:33,520
Speaker 2: that's not my actual media. But I just decided that

1091
00:54:33,719 --> 00:54:36,640
Speaker 2: I'm not getting media. Na, I'll give a little some

1092
00:54:36,880 --> 00:54:43,040
Speaker 2: I'll give a little song I need. But yeah, whoever

1093
00:54:43,160 --> 00:54:45,399
Speaker 2: keeps up with those, please do not put that in there.

1094
00:54:46,200 --> 00:54:47,239
Speaker 2: I'll belong to you.

1095
00:54:47,280 --> 00:54:47,400
Speaker 1: Oh.

1096
00:54:47,440 --> 00:54:51,520
Speaker 2: I already said this. I already said this. I've been

1097
00:54:51,560 --> 00:54:53,399
Speaker 2: listening to a lot of Carol King. I just I'm

1098
00:54:53,600 --> 00:54:57,600
Speaker 2: I guess I'm just a little too sensitive by orange Juice.

1099
00:54:59,719 --> 00:55:02,160
Speaker 2: I know I'm literally serving Carol King with my hair

1100
00:55:02,280 --> 00:55:06,279
Speaker 2: like and nobody wants to admit it. Nobody's talking about it.

1101
00:55:06,280 --> 00:55:15,480
Speaker 2: It's nobody. Nos, I don't know. Fuck All Night by

1102
00:55:15,600 --> 00:55:20,239
Speaker 2: jay Z Stay with Me for Oh Williams. Oh, I'm

1103
00:55:20,280 --> 00:55:21,840
Speaker 2: so high, grind.

1104
00:55:21,520 --> 00:55:26,040
Speaker 1: Mode Umm, Grinder.

1105
00:55:26,200 --> 00:55:29,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, grinder, they made music, they make music for the app.

1106
00:55:30,239 --> 00:55:35,600
Speaker 4: Oh okay, yeah, and then all around the World No, Yeah,

1107
00:55:35,719 --> 00:55:40,880
Speaker 4: Yai by Lisa Stansfield, Ian Devaney, Andy Morris.

1108
00:55:40,560 --> 00:55:42,440
Speaker 2: Mitch, why are you adding those names? Or did they

1109
00:55:42,480 --> 00:55:45,680
Speaker 2: remaster that song? They're not on that song being around

1110
00:55:45,680 --> 00:55:48,160
Speaker 2: the World, ny, I am.

1111
00:55:48,040 --> 00:55:50,160
Speaker 1: On my babby nowhere.

1112
00:55:50,280 --> 00:55:52,560
Speaker 2: I don't know why.

1113
00:55:52,680 --> 00:55:53,960
Speaker 1: I mean up there.

1114
00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:57,520
Speaker 2: If someone hold held a gun to your head and

1115
00:55:57,560 --> 00:56:00,560
Speaker 2: told you just say the lyrics to once, what was

1116
00:56:00,640 --> 00:56:02,839
Speaker 2: the song that would you would be able to do?

1117
00:56:03,040 --> 00:56:12,560
Speaker 1: My ABC's Wow genuinely a Millie by Lil Wayne.

1118
00:56:13,080 --> 00:56:15,640
Speaker 2: Wow. That's honestly.

1119
00:56:15,920 --> 00:56:19,200
Speaker 1: I watched someone die in front of me, and then

1120
00:56:19,239 --> 00:56:21,040
Speaker 1: I went to the car and listen to that music,

1121
00:56:21,239 --> 00:56:23,600
Speaker 1: that song over and over and over again.

1122
00:56:23,640 --> 00:56:26,120
Speaker 2: Oh so you're trauma bonded to that song? That's sweet

1123
00:56:27,200 --> 00:56:30,160
Speaker 2: all right. Well that was the episode. Thank you Grey

1124
00:56:30,200 --> 00:56:31,000
Speaker 2: so much for watching.

1125
00:56:33,760 --> 00:57:01,200
Speaker 7: Been around the world, ay ay ay ay

1126
00:57:02,760 --> 00:57:03,200
Speaker 3: Three