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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast

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Speaker 1: Phone presents minute Morning Show. This is the fifteen minute

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Speaker 1: morning show where we actually encourage you to turn up

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Speaker 1: your ringers on your phone. Don't silence your phones, make

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Speaker 1: them extra loud. So in the room yours truly, Elvis,

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Speaker 1: Duran and around the room we go is scary. Also, uh,

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Speaker 1: let's see straight. Nate's over here, and there's Danielle, there's

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Speaker 1: Garrett and our special guest, my boyfriend, Alex. Are you

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Speaker 1: doing add a list of inappropriate questions? And they've got poo? Sorry,

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Speaker 1: you got the I don't Why do you want to

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Speaker 1: talk about inappropriate things? This are the questions that are

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Speaker 1: on people's minds. And I thought I would ask them,

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Speaker 1: and then you were telling you. You looked at me like,

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Speaker 1: do not ask? Okay, tell you what I mean. I

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Speaker 1: don't care what you ask, Alex. Alex may be embarrassed, Alex,

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Speaker 1: will you no? Are the questions that one question? The

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Speaker 1: first one? Okay? What was the question? We don't want

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Speaker 1: to I had a question that we have masked. Where

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Speaker 1: did you guys first kiss? Oh? That's good? Oh I

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Speaker 1: don't know. I said, kiss me in a stinky place?

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Speaker 1: He took. I don't remember. That's not a bad question.

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Speaker 1: That wasn't embarrassing, Like seven years old first kiss? I

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Speaker 1: don't remember. I don't know. I don't know, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Was it over drinks? I'm probably yes, Daniel, what's your

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Speaker 1: embarrassing question? Your question was does he take out his

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Speaker 1: aggressions on from the show on you and Bet? Well?

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Speaker 1: He always says, called me your daddy. I was like, okay,

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Speaker 1: daddy said call me daddy. He called me Debbie. You

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Speaker 1: messed that all up. I take all my aggressions out

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Speaker 1: on you. While I'm at work, I'm actually you know me.

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Speaker 1: You know it's after ten o'clock. Now I'm relaxed, Elvis.

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Speaker 1: You are relaxed, right, Alex. You you've seen me while

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Speaker 1: I'm here and at home. I'm a totally different person,

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Speaker 1: totally different. Why why can't you be at home, Elvis?

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Speaker 1: At work? Because I got to be an asshole at work? Well,

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Speaker 1: why don't got to keep us in line? Well? You

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Speaker 1: know what I do. I have this aggressive edge from

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Speaker 1: six to ten am, and then at ten o'clock I'm

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Speaker 1: the nicest guy you'll ever meet. Yeah, maybe you're like

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Speaker 1: the You're like the ring master in a circus. You

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Speaker 1: don't want the elephants until it's time for the elephants.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what that means. And then they take

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Speaker 1: a big dump in the fucking rings and then you

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Speaker 1: get scared or me? All right? Or or Alex? Yeah

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Speaker 1: all right? So um, you once called me Alex. You've

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Speaker 1: called me Alex no right here, right off off the microphone.

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Speaker 1: I think it was a Freudian slip of some sort.

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Speaker 1: I mean both the Talian. We're both from the borrows

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Speaker 1: of New York City. Yeah, well, you know what it is.

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Speaker 1: You know how it is you the people you call

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Speaker 1: out the most. You call everyone that name. Yeah. Plus

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Speaker 1: you know Scary and I, out of everyone on this

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Speaker 1: show and off the show, Scary and I are physically

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Speaker 1: closer with each other more hours per day than anyone

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Speaker 1: else in our lives. I never thought of that. You're right,

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Speaker 1: for four hours a day, we are four or five

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Speaker 1: inches away from each other every day. You know what

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Speaker 1: Scary ate for breakfast lunch? Scarrett? Have you called Alex scary? Though?

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Speaker 1: Not yet? All right, Look, we've been on for a

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Speaker 1: long time. Three minutes. We haven't really discussed anything. What

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Speaker 1: we were going to discuss about, like you're almost sex

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Speaker 1: encounter with that dude over the weekend. I think we'll

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Speaker 1: just go straight and almost did it with a guy,

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Speaker 1: but that there is but there's a topic there because

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Speaker 1: you said that you weren't attracted to him. But if

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Speaker 1: it was someone like Robert Downey Jr. I do have

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Speaker 1: a thing for Robert Downey Jr. I think would you

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Speaker 1: have sex with Robert Downey Ji? I would definitely think

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Speaker 1: about it because I think about it if how often

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Speaker 1: get that opportunity? It's true, right, I think you're saying

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Speaker 1: that because you know there's a good chance it's never

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Speaker 1: going to exactly like with you, if Lisa Ling walked

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Speaker 1: in no, Emma Stonemon Emma Stone walked in here, I

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Speaker 1: would be like, okay, yeah, I took it more as

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Speaker 1: a bruised a bruised ego thing where you're like, well,

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Speaker 1: you couldn't get a more attractive guy to hit hit

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Speaker 1: on you, So this guy, I think we all want

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Speaker 1: really attractive people to hit on us, right, Yeah, you

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Speaker 1: though here let me flip it this way. Okay, you're gay? Yes?

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Speaker 1: Is there a woman you would have sex with nothing.

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Speaker 1: I can think of Alex a which is not a woman, Jennifer,

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Speaker 1: I know that Alex. Is there a woman you would

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Speaker 1: Let's let's just could get embarrassing. Alex and I have

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Speaker 1: never really talked about his past sexually with women, and

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Speaker 1: I know that he's been with women. I mean not

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Speaker 1: that long before I met you. I think, um, yeah,

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Speaker 1: probably four years. Four years. Wow, I didn't know that. Okay,

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Speaker 1: all right, where do we go from here? A Well,

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Speaker 1: I don't know what are you gonna do? I think,

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Speaker 1: like Nate, I would have I would have sex with

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Speaker 1: either Ryan Gosling or Patrick Dempsey. Those two guys would

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Speaker 1: do it for me personally. See I do cape Mara

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Speaker 1: to list. I do have a list and scary. Is

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Speaker 1: there a guy? Is there a dude do you want

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Speaker 1: to have sex with? Back in the day, I had

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Speaker 1: this thing for Tom Welling. He was the Superman Superman guy,

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Speaker 1: you know, on the TV show with the caper without

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Speaker 1: the cape, with the cape. But that was back in

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Speaker 1: the day and it was a moment, but I just

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Speaker 1: thought he was attractive. Is there a woman you want

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Speaker 1: to have sex with. No. No, it's not one woman.

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Speaker 1: I can name a list of guys here and he

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Speaker 1: wants to have sex our friend Dennis Kay, Yeah, he

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Speaker 1: said he would do Jennifer Garner. That's his that's his one.

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Speaker 1: That's she's beautiful. That's never gonna happen. I know that's

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Speaker 1: because you know it. You're never ever going to have

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Speaker 1: the opportunity. So you, just like me with Robert Downey Jr.

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Speaker 1: I know that's never ever gonna happen. But hold on,

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Speaker 1: but Danielle, didn't you have like a free someone on

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Speaker 1: actually we actually met them and we're like, hey, wait

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Speaker 1: a minute, you actually could have sex with him? Now

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Speaker 1: she was dating someone. Yeah, but that's a rarity though.

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Speaker 1: We all have that list of the celebrity pass But

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Speaker 1: just like us doing hypothetical sleeping with the same sex,

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Speaker 1: so you guys technically can have one. It's never gonna happen.

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Speaker 1: Of women you guys would sleep with, I don't I

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Speaker 1: can't even can't. I can't even name guys I want

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Speaker 1: to have sex. You are truly gay? Then, like that's you.

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Speaker 1: You're like a hundred percent gay. Do you think come

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Speaker 1: up with a hypothetical that it would never happen? You

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Speaker 1: have no desire. I have no desire to have sex

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Speaker 1: have sex with a guy other than Robert Downey Junior. Yeah. See,

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Speaker 1: maybe I'm like one percent. Hey, let's talk about our relationship. Nate. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so you are my work husband and Alex is my

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Speaker 1: home husband. I mean you and I, I mean we

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Speaker 1: we have to kind of operate like a married couple.

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Speaker 1: Married couple. Yeah. Yeah, And so Alex like at night

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Speaker 1: and I'll say, oh, today I had to talk to

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Speaker 1: Nate about this that and then they did this, and

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Speaker 1: He's like, you have a crush on Nate, don't you. No,

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Speaker 1: I don't have a crush on Nate, not at all.

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Speaker 1: We don't have that relationship. You know, I don't have

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Speaker 1: anything for him. Well in the bedroom sometimes you call

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Speaker 1: me Nate. No, I don't. It's it's a it's a relationship, right,

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Speaker 1: it's a but it's it's kind of like a marriage,

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Speaker 1: because there's things I have to do in this relationship

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Speaker 1: you have Alex. I mean you you do things that

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Speaker 1: I don't want to do. Anyway, what does Nate? What

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Speaker 1: does Alex take over when when you leave Nate? So

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Speaker 1: when you leave Nate during the day, and what does

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Speaker 1: Alex replace Nate with? He's my go to guy when

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Speaker 1: you know I need things taken care of, like Alex.

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Speaker 1: Alex likes to take care of things. He likes to organize.

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Speaker 1: He he sees me slipping and he's the one who

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Speaker 1: catches me before I fall, and Nate is the same

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Speaker 1: thing for me here. But I guess the point is this,

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Speaker 1: and it'd be great to bring this up on the

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Speaker 1: Big Show. Like how many people go home from work

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Speaker 1: to their significant other, and their significant other actually kind

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Speaker 1: of has a problem that they're so close to someone

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Speaker 1: at work, Like like we we are in this room

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Speaker 1: together for four strong hours every day, five days a week,

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Speaker 1: fifty something days a year. Sometimes, I mean, we have

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Speaker 1: totally see that I've dated people in the past that

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Speaker 1: have had a quote unquote work husband, and it kind

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Speaker 1: of bothered me when they talk about them to me

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Speaker 1: at home. Well, I think Alex has a probleably be

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Speaker 1: hanging out with you because you are confused about your sexuality.

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Speaker 1: I'm not confused. Attractive, no offense, no offense, You don't.

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Speaker 1: You're not the look of the kind of guy I

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Speaker 1: would go if I was available and you're he's not. Hey, Alex,

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Speaker 1: you never get jealous of me. Like I was saying here,

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Speaker 1: we don't call you straight scary, We just know, but

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Speaker 1: I know you do. You have to have a relationship

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Speaker 1: with some people at work, and it's that that code

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Speaker 1: codepending codependent relationship like you we have at home. We

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Speaker 1: don't have that. But anyway, enough of that, all right,

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Speaker 1: you don't have a work husband, I kind of do.

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Speaker 1: Froggy to me would be my work husband. If I

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Speaker 1: had to pick, Bethany's your work wife. Yeah, Bethany's my

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Speaker 1: work wife. I don't think he's jealous of either. Actually,

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Speaker 1: and him that he if Froggy is staying in a

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Speaker 1: hotel room and I needed to stay somewhere for the night,

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Speaker 1: he has said, asked Frog if you can stay in

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Speaker 1: his room in a hotel room together? Alex, Yeah. Would

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Speaker 1: night with Nate in a hotel room in another city? Well, Nate,

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Speaker 1: I trust, but you after a couple of drinks, that

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Speaker 1: is not true. Are you serious? I'd make the pillow barrier.

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Speaker 1: But look what happened when we first met on Thanksgiving Eve?

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Speaker 1: What did happen on things? I slept with his boss,

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Speaker 1: but straight at first of all, you and I were

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Speaker 1: not dating. No, that was the first time we met.

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Speaker 1: In the second. Secondly, I did not have sex with

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Speaker 1: your boss. No, but your hands were there. Nothing happened,

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Speaker 1: and the boss was married to a woman at the time.

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Speaker 1: At the time you did say this is going to

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Speaker 1: get awkward. It's not awkward because I know what did

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Speaker 1: not happen. Nothing happened. Okay, so you you would see

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Speaker 1: I would be a little freaked out if you had

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Speaker 1: a gay friend at work and you guys spent to

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Speaker 1: night together. I guess, I guess I'd have a problem

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Speaker 1: with it. I don't know. Isn't it weird? You don't

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Speaker 1: know too, You're put in that situation if you had

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Speaker 1: a straight friend at work that he hung out with.

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Speaker 1: I'm totally fine with that. Yeah, okay, we're a girl

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Speaker 1: from work. I guess should I be afraid of that?

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Speaker 1: Those tendencies are out of your system? Virginia is very

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Speaker 1: tempting Virginia. That's her way of saying Vagina. And you

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Speaker 1: call it, your kids call it the Virginia and the Pennsylvania,

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Speaker 1: the Pennsylvania. And I said that, I said, the guy's

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Speaker 1: penis is more like Florida. I just kind of I would.

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Speaker 1: I would call him the Long Island because it's sticking

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Speaker 1: straight out. Well, we've really covered We've actually covered a

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Speaker 1: few interesting things on this podcast. Touched on a bunch

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Speaker 1: which I think you could elaborate more on tomorrow. Something.

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Speaker 1: What do you hosted? What do you want to talk about? Nothing?

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Speaker 1: If you had your fifteen minute morning show podcast, what

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Speaker 1: ask you guys? Are you nervous as hell for your vacation? Yes?

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Speaker 1: I am, because I know what a gorilla can do

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Speaker 1: to you like Elvis really doesn't know, but you know

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Speaker 1: we get in and out of all these countries we're flying.

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Speaker 1: We're taking I think on this trip we're taking a

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Speaker 1: dozen flights, some prop planes, some really small planes. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we're flying into the into uh Eastern Africa, the interior.

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Speaker 1: we're here to support, right, I can't wait to support.

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Speaker 1: Then we do uh Rwanda, Tanzania, the gro Crater, and

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Speaker 1: coming back through Dubai. I've always wanted to go to Dubai.

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Speaker 1: Tell them why you want to go to to a

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Speaker 1: Dubai Alex. I want to buy a gold coin from

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Speaker 1: a t M machine, spending money just to do that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they actually have vending machines. You can buy gold coins.

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Speaker 1: That's awesome. It's how you know you have too much money.

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Speaker 1: We don't, we don't need that, but look great and

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Speaker 1: Fast and the furious. So well, we're going to Dubaid.

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Speaker 1: We've never been there. We just want to like scratch

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Speaker 1: look at it at least once and go, we experienced it,

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Speaker 1: and then you know that Mumbai. No, that's that's India,

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Speaker 1: No Dubai, United Arab Emirates. You've got India and Dubai

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Speaker 1: sitting here for a minute. I'm sorry, It's okay. The

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Speaker 1: world's a big place with lots of towns. Are you

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Speaker 1: going to adopt a gorilla? Can we do that? I'm

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Speaker 1: sure you can. I don't think we have a place

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Speaker 1: for one in the plast Maybe your closet is a

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Speaker 1: part of your closet. Abu Dhabi is a part of

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Speaker 1: the Emirates, but not Dubai. It's a different, different area, coach.

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Speaker 1: Speaking of your closet, Alex just posted it on Instagram.

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Speaker 1: Give your Instagram eight car zoo. Are you serious? Yes?

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Speaker 1: Picture of you? Tell them how messy is my close

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Speaker 1: freaking disaster? What the hell? You got shoes everywhere? You don't?

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Speaker 1: That drives me crazy looking at shoes not organized when

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Speaker 1: you're a shoehalic like I am, and I'm like, why

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Speaker 1: I can't believe you didn't use the joke I gave

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Speaker 1: you this morning. What was closets? I'm good at coming

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Speaker 1: out of them, but not organizing the jokes for funny.

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Speaker 1: Well anyway, Alex, thank you, thank you for being our

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Speaker 1: special guest. To thank you, Alex, the fifteen minute Morning

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