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Speaker 1: It's another Hello. Hi, I was looking for Tom or Dana.

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Speaker 1: This is Dana. Hi Dana. My name is Seth McElroy.

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Speaker 1: I'm calling from the Development and Planning Commission. How are

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Speaker 1: you today? I'm all right? How are you? I'm good?

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Speaker 1: Thank you for asking. Listen. I'm calling today because you've

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Speaker 1: probably noticed a lot of construction in your neighborhood recently. Yeah, okay, um,

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Speaker 1: a lot. Yeah, there is quite a bit of construction,

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Speaker 1: and that's why I'm calling to let you know that

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Speaker 1: the city will need to upgrade its fiber lines for

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Speaker 1: the Internet and stuff like that. Are you familiar with

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Speaker 1: what fiber is? Um? Vaguely okay, Yeah. Basically, all you

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Speaker 1: need to know is when we install the fiber, you

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Speaker 1: will have much faster internet. All right. To do that,

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Speaker 1: we're going to just have to move your house a

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Speaker 1: little bit. Okay. I'm not intent on that being a joke.

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Speaker 1: It sounds like you're laughing about that. No, definitely not

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Speaker 1: something that What do you how do you propose to

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Speaker 1: make that happen? Oh, it's quite simple. We just move

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Speaker 1: your house three feet to the right. You won't have

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Speaker 1: to pay for any of it. We will take care

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Speaker 1: of all the costs associated with my house. You cannot

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Speaker 1: do that. That's ridiculous. No, actually we can. It's it's

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Speaker 1: quite a simple process. Yeah, I'm not talking about physically moving.

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Speaker 1: I'm saying. This is me saying to you. You are

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Speaker 1: not moving my house. But ma'am, we have to because

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Speaker 1: the main connector. No you don't. Your house is in

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Speaker 1: the area where the main connector for the fiber needs

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Speaker 1: to be. So we have to move your house. But

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Speaker 1: it's only three feet. That's not my fault. When I

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Speaker 1: built it there, you weren't doing all this development. Your

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Speaker 1: address is going to be the same. Everything's gonna be

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Speaker 1: the same. It's just gonna be three feet to the right.

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Speaker 1: It's not going to really change much. This doesn't happen

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Speaker 1: where people just call you and tell you that they're

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Speaker 1: moving your house three feets. Okay, it happen. It happens

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Speaker 1: quite a bit. Actually, it happened quite a bit. Actually, oh,

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Speaker 1: how often does it happen? How often does the city

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Speaker 1: kept so colossally that you have to call someone in

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Speaker 1: the midst of so much up evil already in the

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Speaker 1: neighborhood and tell them you have to move their house

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Speaker 1: three feet. You really can't dig a hole. This is

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Speaker 1: my fourth phone call today. I've already moved. I've moved

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Speaker 1: about three of No, No, we move houses all the time. Well,

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Speaker 1: then you guys are more on. Okay, ma'am, you know,

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Speaker 1: with all due respect, you don't really understand my job.

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't come and tell you how to do your job. Look.

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Speaker 1: I may not know how to do your job, but

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Speaker 1: I know that if you are on your fourth call

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Speaker 1: today to tell people that you need to move their house,

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Speaker 1: then you are terrible at your job. What the is

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Speaker 1: even going on over there? Yeah? Do you want fast

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Speaker 1: internet or not? Now even means moving my house? Okay,

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Speaker 1: it's don't give a shot. You haven't even heard all

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Speaker 1: the options that I have for you when we move

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Speaker 1: your house. You move this house over my dead body. Well,

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Speaker 1: if it has to come to that, I guess it

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Speaker 1: has to come to that. It doesn't it. Did you

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Speaker 1: just threaten me? I heard what you just said. No,

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Speaker 1: what do you what are you talking about? I didn't

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Speaker 1: say anything. Don't play done with me. I just said

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Speaker 1: over my dead body, and you said that might be

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Speaker 1: the case, or that might be arranged. I think you

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Speaker 1: misunderstood after you said that I said, well, let's make

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Speaker 1: arrangements to move the house. That will work easy, just perfectly.

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Speaker 1: And I don't appreciate your patronizing me. And also, once again,

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Speaker 1: I'm done with this call. Man, I would hate to

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Speaker 1: tell my supervisor that you're not complying with me. That's

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Speaker 1: not going to be good for you. So what are

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Speaker 1: you going to send some city workers over to break

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Speaker 1: my knees? No, I'm done with this conversation. I'm done

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Speaker 1: with these threats. I want to talk to your supervisor.

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Speaker 1: Don't right now. If you don't let me move your house,

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Speaker 1: I am going to send some city workers over there.

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Speaker 1: And you're not going and you're not going to be

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Speaker 1: happy with the result. What are you going to do.

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Speaker 1: We're going to tickle you until you give in what

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Speaker 1: that's right, Yeah, We're going to tickle you until you

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Speaker 1: let us move your property. I've had enough. My tax

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Speaker 1: sellars are going to pay city workers who call them

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Speaker 1: trank me. No, great, no, no, no, it's not city

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Speaker 1: workers pranking you. But it is a prank phone call. No,

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Speaker 1: you said you were from the city. That's because I lied.

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Speaker 1: This is actually Jewil from Brook and Jewil in the

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Speaker 1: morning doing a phone tap on you. Your husband Tom

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Speaker 1: set you up. This whole thing was a joke. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he said that you've been complaining about all the new

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Speaker 1: construction in your area and wanted me to mess with you. Well,

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Speaker 1: he's an idiot, and thanks for wasting my day. Thank you.

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Speaker 1: By the way, I didn't waste your whole day. This

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Speaker 1: phone call is just a few minutes. Oh, thanks a lot,

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Speaker 1: smart ass. You're right, okay, Well thank you for your time. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: thank you forking up my day. Wake up every morning

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Speaker 1: with jewil phone taps weekday. Now we get bad. You

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Speaker 1: know it used to be bad. So take a look

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Speaker 1: what you've done. Because baby, now we get BA. Didn't

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Speaker 1: you have to do this