WEBVTT - Second Date Update Classic: Small Town Stranded

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<v Speaker 1>Second date updated. How many times has Brooke come to

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<v Speaker 1>one of us saying, Oh my god, I have the

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<v Speaker 1>cutest date night idea ever.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, there's this adorable little shop. It's just a two

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<v Speaker 1>and a half hour drive away, and a blind woman

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<v Speaker 1>there teaches you how to cut off your own hair

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<v Speaker 1>and turn it into a shower loofah. I just forced

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<v Speaker 1>my husband to do it with me and it was

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<v Speaker 1>so romantic.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, and he has such thick hair. You

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<v Speaker 2>believe the loofah that man is able to make. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>just a head of gorgeous hair.

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<v Speaker 1>Sometimes good friends give terrible dating advice, and apparently that's

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<v Speaker 1>what happened to one of our listeners recently named Will Will.

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<v Speaker 1>Were you tricked into making loofahs out of your own hair?

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<v Speaker 3>Uh? No, not a loofah?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay? Good? And I was gonna say, don't call it

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<v Speaker 2>a hairball, because it's not one.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, I was going to call it that.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. Tell us about the date that that you went on.

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<v Speaker 1>What's her name?

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<v Speaker 3>Her name's Heather, Heather.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, what did you and Heather do for your date? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I was trying to think of a date idea

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<v Speaker 3>because I wanted it to be cute, you know. I

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<v Speaker 3>thought it seemed really nice.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh huh.

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<v Speaker 3>So I talked to a friend of mine and she

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<v Speaker 3>was like, go try out this little downtown area. It's

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<v Speaker 3>on like the end of this little peninsula. I had

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<v Speaker 3>never heard of it before, but apparently it's really cool.

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<v Speaker 2>Huh.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, it's kind of far away and I don't have

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<v Speaker 3>a car. She doesn't have a car. So we took

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<v Speaker 3>a bus.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, wait, took a bus to like some isolated peninsula,

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<v Speaker 1>far far away.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought it was kind of weird, but I like

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<v Speaker 3>trust this person who told me that it was cool.

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<v Speaker 2>So I was like, okay, whatever, okay, and wait, I

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<v Speaker 2>mean it is a destination, like a cafe, Like, what's

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<v Speaker 2>the whole point of this?

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<v Speaker 3>She said? There was bars and restaurants.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, it's like a little town okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, like little beach area and things like that,

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<v Speaker 3>like a touristy thing.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So you bust over there with Heather.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Heather and.

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<v Speaker 5>I bust over there, and I didn't realize that this place,

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<v Speaker 5>like how small it was gonna be. But it literally

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<v Speaker 5>took us twenty minutes to see everything. Oh no, small,

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<v Speaker 5>It was very small, but they still had like a restaurant,

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<v Speaker 5>so we went and ate.

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<v Speaker 2>Bet it was busy restaurant if it's the only one

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<v Speaker 2>of the whole I mean, what was Heather's reaction. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>because I'm guessing the bus ride took a long time.

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<v Speaker 3>The bus ride took kind of a long time, but

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know. I was trying to read the vibe

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<v Speaker 3>and she was still having a good time. And we

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<v Speaker 3>went and ate dinner and that was a good time.

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<v Speaker 3>But then there's kind of like nothing else to do

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<v Speaker 3>after that.

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<v Speaker 1>They don't have a hair loofa class that you could

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<v Speaker 1>take over there.

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<v Speaker 2>You didn't plan correctly.

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<v Speaker 3>Sadly, No, I didn't. I didn't see any ads for those.

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<v Speaker 2>They're usually in basements, so it's hard to find the flyer.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, checking around, okay, I try actively not to check

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<v Speaker 3>for hairlobers.

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<v Speaker 1>That's you guys do a little wa what do you do?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Well, we walked around for a second and we

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<v Speaker 3>were like, all right, let's just go back to the restaurant.

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<v Speaker 3>They had like a little.

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<v Speaker 1>Bart get hammered. That's always a good idea, true.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I like that You've been there an hour and

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<v Speaker 2>you're already irregular.

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<v Speaker 3>We're back.

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<v Speaker 1>Was it fun?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it was fun. So we're getting drinks and then

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<v Speaker 3>we decide we want to leave and we missed the

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<v Speaker 3>last bus out of that place.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, this is like when SpongeBob missed the last bus

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<v Speaker 1>out of the city, remember that episode. I'm gonna take

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<v Speaker 1>your word for it, though everybody understands.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean that means you just got a pony up

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<v Speaker 2>for a super expensive.

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<v Speaker 3>Uber, right, Yeah, that was the plan. But there were

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<v Speaker 3>no lubers in the Yeah, no ubers, no lyft.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, nope, they moved there. He's actually living there.

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<v Speaker 1>Now pay one of the locals to drive you home,

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<v Speaker 1>like you're the mayor.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm it's been a comfortable life. We have to

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<v Speaker 3>get like a tiny hotel room.

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<v Speaker 4>What oh god, which is also attached to the restaurant.

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<v Speaker 3>It was. It was pretty close to the restaurant.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, what was her reaction? Which I mean like, this

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<v Speaker 2>could go two ways. Either she's really excited and she's like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>don't worry about two, we'll split one.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, So I didn't want to assume anything and she

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<v Speaker 3>didn't tell me otherwise. So I just got a room

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<v Speaker 3>with two beds in it.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, and pretty assuming that's safe.

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<v Speaker 4>You're not going to sleep.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I think you.

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<v Speaker 2>Would have to get two different hotel rooms like a

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<v Speaker 2>first night. I don't know if you're not going to

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<v Speaker 2>assume anything. Make a guy pay for two rooms someone

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<v Speaker 2>to pick him up, and it's his bad planning.

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<v Speaker 1>So what happened?

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<v Speaker 3>So long story short, nothing happened. Like we fell asleep

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<v Speaker 3>watching Pirates of the Caribbean, okay, and we woke up

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<v Speaker 3>in the morning, no breakfast pot the first bus back.

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<v Speaker 3>It was just kind of awkward, like having to be

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<v Speaker 3>like forced to play together like.

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<v Speaker 2>The first night, not onally that you don't have a toothbrush,

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<v Speaker 2>you don't have all of your like face stuff, like

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<v Speaker 2>you're waking up feeling and.

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<v Speaker 1>You didn't like hook up at all.

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<v Speaker 3>It was not great. No, nothing happened.

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<v Speaker 2>Was she great? Was she sitting with her arms were.

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<v Speaker 4>Watching it or wed?

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<v Speaker 3>No? No, we were in bed the whole time, Like

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<v Speaker 3>she might have been mad. I don't know if she

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<v Speaker 3>was just kind of like not saying anything anyway. I

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<v Speaker 3>emailed you guys because I have not heard from her.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like it's just as much her fault. I

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<v Speaker 2>would ever not google that stuff like and if you're

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<v Speaker 2>with a dude that you don't want to be with,

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<v Speaker 2>you'd call your girlfriend, would get picked up, You would

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<v Speaker 2>get somebody to sacrifice.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I know that's what I thought.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, well, good idea. Let's call her and shame her.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it is.

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<v Speaker 2>I think they he did something in the hotel room.

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<v Speaker 2>She was into it until a certain point at leish

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<v Speaker 2>you didn't like.

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<v Speaker 4>Call a coast guard to come like get.

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<v Speaker 1>Her also runs the restaurant busy.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a.

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<v Speaker 3>Helicopter.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, we're gonna come back. We're gonna call Heather for

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<v Speaker 1>you and see if it was your fault that it

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<v Speaker 1>ended badly or hers. When we know your second date

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<v Speaker 1>update in the circumstances, we'll find out for sure. Get

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<v Speaker 1>your second date update, Next second Date update. If you

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<v Speaker 1>missed part one of the second Date, Will and Heather

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<v Speaker 1>ended up stranded in a tiny town on a remote

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<v Speaker 1>peninsula where the last bus had already left, which gave

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<v Speaker 1>them no choice but to stay the night in one

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<v Speaker 1>hotel room with two separate beds. Brooke immediately said before

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<v Speaker 1>we left in the first part that something happened in

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<v Speaker 1>that hotel room. Scary like a gruff detective who's been

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<v Speaker 1>working hooker beats on the wrong side of town.

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<v Speaker 4>Something don't smell right.

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<v Speaker 2>Over all I was trying to say, Jeffrey, is if

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<v Speaker 2>she agreed to the hotel to begin with, she was

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<v Speaker 2>feeling something good able enough? Yeah, and then it turned

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<v Speaker 2>to nothing but Pirates of the Caribbean movie watching like, well, if.

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<v Speaker 1>She hadn't done that, what was her option to.

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<v Speaker 2>Sleep outside her own hotel room. She's a grown woman

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<v Speaker 2>with her own credit card. I'm sure she could have

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<v Speaker 2>covered herself.

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<v Speaker 1>Jeff We don't know what her credit card situation is, like,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe they're all maxed out herself.

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<v Speaker 3>Credit score.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, well, we're gonna see if Brooks gum shoe

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<v Speaker 1>waves are right on or way off. But Will maybe

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<v Speaker 1>you should tell us did you blow the ending of

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<v Speaker 1>the Pirates movie? Because maybe Heather hadn't seen it yet.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh that's it.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm not much one for spoilers.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh really, he's like Johnny Depp gets away.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god, so funny.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, well, we don't have any spoilers for how this

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<v Speaker 1>second date is going to end, so let's get right

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<v Speaker 1>into it. Hopefully it has a happy ending. You ready

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<v Speaker 1>to do this?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, yep, do it all right?

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<v Speaker 1>Here we go. Huh hey, we're looking for Heather.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, this is Heather.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey Heather, I said we because you're on with a

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<v Speaker 1>whole morning show right now called Brook and Jeffrey.

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<v Speaker 2>Hi, Heather, do you have a second whoa?

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<v Speaker 1>What do you mean like a more like a radio Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we're a radio show.

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<v Speaker 4>What if we were? What if we're just like a

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<v Speaker 4>morning show that got together every.

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<v Speaker 1>Day, just like a bunch of random.

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<v Speaker 2>Broadcast podcast too, if that makes it.

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<v Speaker 1>We're you know, we're a legit show and we're doing

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<v Speaker 1>something called a second date update. Okay, Yeah, that's where

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<v Speaker 1>we try and help some of our listeners who've gone

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<v Speaker 1>out on dates but are getting ghosted afterwards, to try

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<v Speaker 1>and figure out if anything went wrong or if there's

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<v Speaker 1>a chance you guys could meet up again. And uh, okay, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>there's a guy that you went out with recently named Will.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Yeah, did he call you?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? We heard from Will a little bit about you

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<v Speaker 1>guys going to this little town on this peninsula, missing

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<v Speaker 1>the last bus out and having to stay the night there.

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<v Speaker 5>Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay he told you everything. I don't think he told

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<v Speaker 2>us everything because he didn't tell us why you weren't

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<v Speaker 2>calling it. Yeah, no, I bet he didn't tell you everything,

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<v Speaker 2>because we've heard that.

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<v Speaker 1>You haven't been reaching back out to him after your

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<v Speaker 1>night together.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>So honestly, like I was actually really enjoying the date,

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<v Speaker 5>like it was going really well.

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<v Speaker 4>It was funny like that we kind of got stuck,

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<v Speaker 4>and like, to be totally honest, I knew.

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<v Speaker 2>The bus schedule because well, what if it was a

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<v Speaker 2>complete slop? I wanted to know my way out. Wait wait, wait,

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<v Speaker 2>so you purposely missed the last bus? Is that what

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<v Speaker 2>you're saying. It wasn't even that.

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<v Speaker 3>I just kind of I checked my watch and realized, like, okay,

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<v Speaker 3>if we were to catch the last bus, we would

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<v Speaker 3>have to like sprink right now.

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<v Speaker 4>I think mentioned that, Like why would you not know,

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<v Speaker 4>bud girl?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I did not expect to hear from you.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm being honest.

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<v Speaker 2>So you were into him then, oh yeah, yeah, like

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<v Speaker 2>it was going very well, and so I just kind

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<v Speaker 2>of wanted to see what he would do, like how

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<v Speaker 2>he would handle that situation, because like everyone put on

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<v Speaker 2>their first date face, and I was like, this could

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<v Speaker 2>be interesting, this would be.

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<v Speaker 1>Like a fun little cook but it is brilliant is

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<v Speaker 1>a thing.

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<v Speaker 4>If you went on one day with me, you think

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<v Speaker 4>I'm the perfect man. Okay, second date, it's like, oh

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<v Speaker 4>my god, how are you even alive?

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<v Speaker 2>Already? By the second date, we fall quickly.

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<v Speaker 1>So everything was okay. When you got the hotel room.

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<v Speaker 2>It was it was going great, and I was like, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm excited, and so yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>He he ended up booking at a hotel room.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Wait was that the right move for you? What

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<v Speaker 2>were you hoping him to do?

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<v Speaker 3>Well?

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<v Speaker 2>I was kind of hoping it would be one hotel

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<v Speaker 2>room room. Oh okay, I was super into it.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Okay, so what changed?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so we get up to the room and he's like,

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<v Speaker 2>let's watch Piates with Caribean, and I'm like, great, a classic,

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<v Speaker 2>let's do it. Yeah. Plus, it's like it's a movie

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<v Speaker 2>you've already seen, so always that indicates to be like, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>you don't actually want to pay attention to the movie. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>background right, like I feel like everyone has seen that movie.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Ok So, anyway, about like thirty minutes into the movie,

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<v Speaker 2>she pauses the movie just kind of like randomly.

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<v Speaker 5>And like dials a number on his phone.

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<v Speaker 2>And she like turns it on speakerphone, and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>what is about to happen?

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<v Speaker 3>What?

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<v Speaker 2>His voice comes on.

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<v Speaker 5>And it's the girl and she's like, is might Bby

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<v Speaker 5>ready for his nightly routine?

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<v Speaker 2>Did he have a like girlfriend? What? Guys?

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<v Speaker 5>It's his mom and she.

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<v Speaker 4>Starts reading good Night Moon, Get out here.

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<v Speaker 1>Gotta be I'm still waiting for the weird part.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it has to be some joke that it just

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<v Speaker 2>ended up not funny or something.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm like shook at this point.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm literally like I didn't say anything because I kind

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<v Speaker 2>of kept waiting for it to be a joke.

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<v Speaker 4>Did he tell his mom that you were there?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he was like, Okay, yes, I'm ready, but I've

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<v Speaker 3>got a friend over, so it's got to be quick.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm still.

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<v Speaker 1>Unusual.

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<v Speaker 4>I would have been like, oh, let's do this another time.

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<v Speaker 2>He's done this in front of other women before.

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<v Speaker 3>Can I stop you right there?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, I wanted to keep going.

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<v Speaker 2>I need excuse, I need like some logical.

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<v Speaker 1>Just getting good.

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<v Speaker 3>Right now?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>Is that you?

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<v Speaker 2>I we swear his mom isn't on the phone too,

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<v Speaker 2>I promise.

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<v Speaker 1>That's how the segment works in the second dates is

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<v Speaker 1>we have the other person listening so that they can

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<v Speaker 1>hear what went wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>How is that out?

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<v Speaker 3>I think it's weird that you don't appreciate that I

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<v Speaker 3>have like a good connection with my mom.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, that's not normal. You're a grown man.

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<v Speaker 1>Grown men aren't allowed to love their moms.

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<v Speaker 3>That's that's what I'm saying. I'm saying grown men don't

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<v Speaker 3>have their mom call them on a date every good

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<v Speaker 3>night moond, Like.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you not.

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<v Speaker 3>Very often? So this is like something that we do

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<v Speaker 3>together and it helps me sleep.

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<v Speaker 2>There is still way there's not been another person telling

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<v Speaker 2>you that this is weird and creepy before.

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<v Speaker 3>Obviously I don't like have people around all the time,

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<v Speaker 3>but you were there and I thought you would be

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<v Speaker 3>okay with it and would think it was, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>like kind of cute.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that how you felt? Feel like, maybe there's a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit of cuteness.

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<v Speaker 2>This is not the worst part though, you guys.

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<v Speaker 5>Let me cut to the worst part of it. He

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<v Speaker 5>gets on the phone and then he decides that this

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<v Speaker 5>is the time to come on to me.

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<v Speaker 2>What no, no, he hung up.

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<v Speaker 3>He hung up the phone and he was like, Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>now I'm going to try to be cute and like

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<v Speaker 3>cuddly I was like, No, if I'm you in that

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<v Speaker 3>situation and I see that something I'm with has a

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<v Speaker 3>really close connection with their mom, that's a turn on

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<v Speaker 3>for me. It shows emotional maturity. I'm just saying, you.

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<v Speaker 2>Imagine on their wedding night, he's calling his mom.

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<v Speaker 1>What's wrong of that?

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<v Speaker 3>Don't knock it. She's a great storyteller.

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<v Speaker 1>I think Brook is just jealous because she's not as

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<v Speaker 1>good of a mother as she has to get over that.

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<v Speaker 1>But really it comes down to Heather and if you're

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<v Speaker 1>willing to give will another chance for a second date,

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<v Speaker 1>because if you are, we're willing to pay for it.

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<v Speaker 2>Man.

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<v Speaker 3>I just am like, I can't imagine a future where

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<v Speaker 3>this is something.

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<v Speaker 5>I have to abide. Like if this was how it

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<v Speaker 5>was on my first date, how much worse does it get?

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<v Speaker 2>And then you have to I mean when you are

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<v Speaker 2>with someone, you're with their mother too. I mean it's

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<v Speaker 2>like an in laws situation.

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<v Speaker 3>Heather, I don't get you like it's just a story,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, it's how we cannect. I mean she can

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<v Speaker 3>read a different story if you want.

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<v Speaker 1>Heather, you're missing maybe you would like to read him

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<v Speaker 1>the good Night's stories.

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<v Speaker 2>Even no I don't think Will would let anyone replace

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<v Speaker 2>his mother.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to impose. So is this not happening?

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<v Speaker 3>I think that is like so short sighted. I think

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<v Speaker 3>we had a good time, and I think it's dumb

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<v Speaker 3>that you don't like that I have a good connection

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<v Speaker 3>with my mom.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I don't want.

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<v Speaker 1>You to go home empty handed. Tonight. You know what

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna do Tonight, I'm coming over and you and

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<v Speaker 1>I are doing Big Spoon, Little Spoon. We'll have your

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<v Speaker 1>mom read a good night.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you're gonna love it. It's a great story.

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<v Speaker 1>Do we have consolation prizes on this show that people

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<v Speaker 1>never even expected or wanted? Everyone today except for Heather Sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>brooked Jeffrey in the Morning