Speaker 1: Second date updated. How many times has Brooke come to
Speaker 1: one of us saying, Oh my god, I have the
Speaker 1: cutest date night idea ever.
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 1: Oh, there's this adorable little shop. It's just a two
Speaker 1: and a half hour drive away, and a blind woman
Speaker 1: there teaches you how to cut off your own hair
Speaker 1: and turn it into a shower loofah. I just forced
Speaker 1: my husband to do it with me and it was
Speaker 1: so romantic.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, and he has such thick hair. You
Speaker 2: believe the loofah that man is able to make. I mean,
Speaker 2: just a head of gorgeous hair.
Speaker 1: Sometimes good friends give terrible dating advice, and apparently that's
Speaker 1: what happened to one of our listeners recently named Will Will.
Speaker 1: Were you tricked into making loofahs out of your own hair?
Speaker 3: Uh? No, not a loofah?
Speaker 2: Okay? Good? And I was gonna say, don't call it
Speaker 2: a hairball, because it's not one.
Speaker 3: All right, I was going to call it that.
Speaker 1: Okay. Tell us about the date that that you went on.
Speaker 1: What's her name?
Speaker 3: Her name's Heather, Heather.
Speaker 1: Okay, what did you and Heather do for your date? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Well, I was trying to think of a date idea
Speaker 3: because I wanted it to be cute, you know. I
Speaker 3: thought it seemed really nice.
Speaker 2: Uh huh.
Speaker 3: So I talked to a friend of mine and she
Speaker 3: was like, go try out this little downtown area. It's
Speaker 3: on like the end of this little peninsula. I had
Speaker 3: never heard of it before, but apparently it's really cool.
Speaker 2: Huh.
Speaker 3: Well, it's kind of far away and I don't have
Speaker 3: a car. She doesn't have a car. So we took
Speaker 3: a bus.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, wait, took a bus to like some isolated peninsula,
Speaker 1: far far away.
Speaker 3: I thought it was kind of weird, but I like
Speaker 3: trust this person who told me that it was cool.
Speaker 2: So I was like, okay, whatever, okay, and wait, I
Speaker 2: mean it is a destination, like a cafe, Like, what's
Speaker 2: the whole point of this?
Speaker 3: She said? There was bars and restaurants.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's like a little town okay.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, like little beach area and things like that,
Speaker 3: like a touristy thing.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So you bust over there with Heather.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Heather and.
Speaker 5: I bust over there, and I didn't realize that this place,
Speaker 5: like how small it was gonna be. But it literally
Speaker 5: took us twenty minutes to see everything. Oh no, small,
Speaker 5: It was very small, but they still had like a restaurant,
Speaker 5: so we went and ate.
Speaker 2: Bet it was busy restaurant if it's the only one
Speaker 2: of the whole I mean, what was Heather's reaction. I mean,
Speaker 2: because I'm guessing the bus ride took a long time.
Speaker 3: The bus ride took kind of a long time, but
Speaker 3: I don't know. I was trying to read the vibe
Speaker 3: and she was still having a good time. And we
Speaker 3: went and ate dinner and that was a good time.
Speaker 3: But then there's kind of like nothing else to do
Speaker 3: after that.
Speaker 1: They don't have a hair loofa class that you could
Speaker 1: take over there.
Speaker 2: You didn't plan correctly.
Speaker 3: Sadly, No, I didn't. I didn't see any ads for those.
Speaker 2: They're usually in basements, so it's hard to find the flyer.
Speaker 3: Yeah, checking around, okay, I try actively not to check
Speaker 3: for hairlobers.
Speaker 1: That's you guys do a little wa what do you do?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Well, we walked around for a second and we
Speaker 3: were like, all right, let's just go back to the restaurant.
Speaker 3: They had like a little.
Speaker 1: Bart get hammered. That's always a good idea, true.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I like that You've been there an hour and
Speaker 2: you're already irregular.
Speaker 3: We're back.
Speaker 1: Was it fun?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was fun. So we're getting drinks and then
Speaker 3: we decide we want to leave and we missed the
Speaker 3: last bus out of that place.
Speaker 1: Oh, this is like when SpongeBob missed the last bus
Speaker 1: out of the city, remember that episode. I'm gonna take
Speaker 1: your word for it, though everybody understands.
Speaker 2: I mean that means you just got a pony up
Speaker 2: for a super expensive.
Speaker 3: Uber, right, Yeah, that was the plan. But there were
Speaker 3: no lubers in the Yeah, no ubers, no lyft.
Speaker 2: Like, nope, they moved there. He's actually living there.
Speaker 1: Now pay one of the locals to drive you home,
Speaker 1: like you're the mayor.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm it's been a comfortable life. We have to
Speaker 3: get like a tiny hotel room.
Speaker 4: What oh god, which is also attached to the restaurant.
Speaker 3: It was. It was pretty close to the restaurant.
Speaker 2: Wait, what was her reaction? Which I mean like, this
Speaker 2: could go two ways. Either she's really excited and she's like, oh,
Speaker 2: don't worry about two, we'll split one.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So I didn't want to assume anything and she
Speaker 3: didn't tell me otherwise. So I just got a room
Speaker 3: with two beds in it.
Speaker 2: Oh, and pretty assuming that's safe.
Speaker 4: You're not going to sleep.
Speaker 3: No, I think you.
Speaker 2: Would have to get two different hotel rooms like a
Speaker 2: first night. I don't know if you're not going to
Speaker 2: assume anything. Make a guy pay for two rooms someone
Speaker 2: to pick him up, and it's his bad planning.
Speaker 1: So what happened?
Speaker 3: So long story short, nothing happened. Like we fell asleep
Speaker 3: watching Pirates of the Caribbean, okay, and we woke up
Speaker 3: in the morning, no breakfast pot the first bus back.
Speaker 3: It was just kind of awkward, like having to be
Speaker 3: like forced to play together like.
Speaker 2: The first night, not onally that you don't have a toothbrush,
Speaker 2: you don't have all of your like face stuff, like
Speaker 2: you're waking up feeling and.
Speaker 1: You didn't like hook up at all.
Speaker 3: It was not great. No, nothing happened.
Speaker 2: Was she great? Was she sitting with her arms were.
Speaker 4: Watching it or wed?
Speaker 3: No? No, we were in bed the whole time, Like
Speaker 3: she might have been mad. I don't know if she
Speaker 3: was just kind of like not saying anything anyway. I
Speaker 3: emailed you guys because I have not heard from her.
Speaker 2: I feel like it's just as much her fault. I
Speaker 2: would ever not google that stuff like and if you're
Speaker 2: with a dude that you don't want to be with,
Speaker 2: you'd call your girlfriend, would get picked up, You would
Speaker 2: get somebody to sacrifice.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know that's what I thought.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, good idea. Let's call her and shame her.
Speaker 1: I think it is.
Speaker 2: I think they he did something in the hotel room.
Speaker 2: She was into it until a certain point at leish
Speaker 2: you didn't like.
Speaker 4: Call a coast guard to come like get.
Speaker 1: Her also runs the restaurant busy.
Speaker 2: It's a.
Speaker 3: Helicopter.
Speaker 1: Well, we're gonna come back. We're gonna call Heather for
Speaker 1: you and see if it was your fault that it
Speaker 1: ended badly or hers. When we know your second date
Speaker 1: update in the circumstances, we'll find out for sure. Get
Speaker 1: your second date update, Next second Date update. If you
Speaker 1: missed part one of the second Date, Will and Heather
Speaker 1: ended up stranded in a tiny town on a remote
Speaker 1: peninsula where the last bus had already left, which gave
Speaker 1: them no choice but to stay the night in one
Speaker 1: hotel room with two separate beds. Brooke immediately said before
Speaker 1: we left in the first part that something happened in
Speaker 1: that hotel room. Scary like a gruff detective who's been
Speaker 1: working hooker beats on the wrong side of town.
Speaker 4: Something don't smell right.
Speaker 2: Over all I was trying to say, Jeffrey, is if
Speaker 2: she agreed to the hotel to begin with, she was
Speaker 2: feeling something good able enough? Yeah, and then it turned
Speaker 2: to nothing but Pirates of the Caribbean movie watching like, well, if.
Speaker 1: She hadn't done that, what was her option to.
Speaker 2: Sleep outside her own hotel room. She's a grown woman
Speaker 2: with her own credit card. I'm sure she could have
Speaker 2: covered herself.
Speaker 1: Jeff We don't know what her credit card situation is, like,
Speaker 1: maybe they're all maxed out herself.
Speaker 3: Credit score.
Speaker 1: All right, well, we're gonna see if Brooks gum shoe
Speaker 1: waves are right on or way off. But Will maybe
Speaker 1: you should tell us did you blow the ending of
Speaker 1: the Pirates movie? Because maybe Heather hadn't seen it yet.
Speaker 4: Oh that's it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not much one for spoilers.
Speaker 4: Oh really, he's like Johnny Depp gets away.
Speaker 2: Oh god, so funny.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, we don't have any spoilers for how this
Speaker 1: second date is going to end, so let's get right
Speaker 1: into it. Hopefully it has a happy ending. You ready
Speaker 1: to do this?
Speaker 3: Well, yep, do it all right?
Speaker 1: Here we go. Huh hey, we're looking for Heather.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is Heather.
Speaker 1: Hey Heather, I said we because you're on with a
Speaker 1: whole morning show right now called Brook and Jeffrey.
Speaker 2: Hi, Heather, do you have a second whoa?
Speaker 1: What do you mean like a more like a radio Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're a radio show.
Speaker 4: What if we were? What if we're just like a
Speaker 4: morning show that got together every.
Speaker 1: Day, just like a bunch of random.
Speaker 2: Broadcast podcast too, if that makes it.
Speaker 1: We're you know, we're a legit show and we're doing
Speaker 1: something called a second date update. Okay, Yeah, that's where
Speaker 1: we try and help some of our listeners who've gone
Speaker 1: out on dates but are getting ghosted afterwards, to try
Speaker 1: and figure out if anything went wrong or if there's
Speaker 1: a chance you guys could meet up again. And uh, okay, hey,
Speaker 1: there's a guy that you went out with recently named Will.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, did he call you?
Speaker 1: Yeah? We heard from Will a little bit about you
Speaker 1: guys going to this little town on this peninsula, missing
Speaker 1: the last bus out and having to stay the night there.
Speaker 5: Wow.
Speaker 2: Okay he told you everything. I don't think he told
Speaker 2: us everything because he didn't tell us why you weren't
Speaker 2: calling it. Yeah, no, I bet he didn't tell you everything,
Speaker 2: because we've heard that.
Speaker 1: You haven't been reaching back out to him after your
Speaker 1: night together.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: So honestly, like I was actually really enjoying the date,
Speaker 5: like it was going really well.
Speaker 4: It was funny like that we kind of got stuck,
Speaker 4: and like, to be totally honest, I knew.
Speaker 2: The bus schedule because well, what if it was a
Speaker 2: complete slop? I wanted to know my way out. Wait wait, wait,
Speaker 2: so you purposely missed the last bus? Is that what
Speaker 2: you're saying. It wasn't even that.
Speaker 3: I just kind of I checked my watch and realized, like, okay,
Speaker 3: if we were to catch the last bus, we would
Speaker 3: have to like sprink right now.
Speaker 4: I think mentioned that, Like why would you not know,
Speaker 4: bud girl?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I did not expect to hear from you.
Speaker 1: I'm being honest.
Speaker 2: So you were into him then, oh yeah, yeah, like
Speaker 2: it was going very well, and so I just kind
Speaker 2: of wanted to see what he would do, like how
Speaker 2: he would handle that situation, because like everyone put on
Speaker 2: their first date face, and I was like, this could
Speaker 2: be interesting, this would be.
Speaker 1: Like a fun little cook but it is brilliant is
Speaker 1: a thing.
Speaker 4: If you went on one day with me, you think
Speaker 4: I'm the perfect man. Okay, second date, it's like, oh
Speaker 4: my god, how are you even alive?
Speaker 2: Already? By the second date, we fall quickly.
Speaker 1: So everything was okay. When you got the hotel room.
Speaker 2: It was it was going great, and I was like, okay,
Speaker 2: I'm excited, and so yeah.
Speaker 5: He he ended up booking at a hotel room.
Speaker 2: Okay, Wait was that the right move for you? What
Speaker 2: were you hoping him to do?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 2: I was kind of hoping it would be one hotel
Speaker 2: room room. Oh okay, I was super into it.
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, so what changed?
Speaker 2: Yeah, so we get up to the room and he's like,
Speaker 2: let's watch Piates with Caribean, and I'm like, great, a classic,
Speaker 2: let's do it. Yeah. Plus, it's like it's a movie
Speaker 2: you've already seen, so always that indicates to be like, okay,
Speaker 2: you don't actually want to pay attention to the movie. Yeah,
Speaker 2: background right, like I feel like everyone has seen that movie.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Ok So, anyway, about like thirty minutes into the movie,
Speaker 2: she pauses the movie just kind of like randomly.
Speaker 5: And like dials a number on his phone.
Speaker 2: And she like turns it on speakerphone, and I'm like,
Speaker 2: what is about to happen?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 2: His voice comes on.
Speaker 5: And it's the girl and she's like, is might Bby
Speaker 5: ready for his nightly routine?
Speaker 2: Did he have a like girlfriend? What? Guys?
Speaker 5: It's his mom and she.
Speaker 4: Starts reading good Night Moon, Get out here.
Speaker 1: Gotta be I'm still waiting for the weird part.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it has to be some joke that it just
Speaker 2: ended up not funny or something.
Speaker 4: I'm like shook at this point.
Speaker 2: I'm literally like I didn't say anything because I kind
Speaker 2: of kept waiting for it to be a joke.
Speaker 4: Did he tell his mom that you were there?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, he was like, Okay, yes, I'm ready, but I've
Speaker 3: got a friend over, so it's got to be quick.
Speaker 3: I'm still.
Speaker 1: Unusual.
Speaker 4: I would have been like, oh, let's do this another time.
Speaker 2: He's done this in front of other women before.
Speaker 3: Can I stop you right there?
Speaker 1: Oh no, I wanted to keep going.
Speaker 2: I need excuse, I need like some logical.
Speaker 1: Just getting good.
Speaker 3: Right now?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Is that you?
Speaker 2: I we swear his mom isn't on the phone too,
Speaker 2: I promise.
Speaker 1: That's how the segment works in the second dates is
Speaker 1: we have the other person listening so that they can
Speaker 1: hear what went wrong.
Speaker 2: How is that out?
Speaker 3: I think it's weird that you don't appreciate that I
Speaker 3: have like a good connection with my mom.
Speaker 5: Well, that's not normal. You're a grown man.
Speaker 1: Grown men aren't allowed to love their moms.
Speaker 3: That's that's what I'm saying. I'm saying grown men don't
Speaker 3: have their mom call them on a date every good
Speaker 3: night moond, Like.
Speaker 1: Do you not.
Speaker 3: Very often? So this is like something that we do
Speaker 3: together and it helps me sleep.
Speaker 2: There is still way there's not been another person telling
Speaker 2: you that this is weird and creepy before.
Speaker 3: Obviously I don't like have people around all the time,
Speaker 3: but you were there and I thought you would be
Speaker 3: okay with it and would think it was, you know,
Speaker 3: like kind of cute.
Speaker 1: Is that how you felt? Feel like, maybe there's a
Speaker 1: little bit of cuteness.
Speaker 2: This is not the worst part though, you guys.
Speaker 5: Let me cut to the worst part of it. He
Speaker 5: gets on the phone and then he decides that this
Speaker 5: is the time to come on to me.
Speaker 2: What no, no, he hung up.
Speaker 3: He hung up the phone and he was like, Okay,
Speaker 3: now I'm going to try to be cute and like
Speaker 3: cuddly I was like, No, if I'm you in that
Speaker 3: situation and I see that something I'm with has a
Speaker 3: really close connection with their mom, that's a turn on
Speaker 3: for me. It shows emotional maturity. I'm just saying, you.
Speaker 2: Imagine on their wedding night, he's calling his mom.
Speaker 1: What's wrong of that?
Speaker 3: Don't knock it. She's a great storyteller.
Speaker 1: I think Brook is just jealous because she's not as
Speaker 1: good of a mother as she has to get over that.
Speaker 1: But really it comes down to Heather and if you're
Speaker 1: willing to give will another chance for a second date,
Speaker 1: because if you are, we're willing to pay for it.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 3: I just am like, I can't imagine a future where
Speaker 3: this is something.
Speaker 5: I have to abide. Like if this was how it
Speaker 5: was on my first date, how much worse does it get?
Speaker 2: And then you have to I mean when you are
Speaker 2: with someone, you're with their mother too. I mean it's
Speaker 2: like an in laws situation.
Speaker 3: Heather, I don't get you like it's just a story,
Speaker 3: you know, it's how we cannect. I mean she can
Speaker 3: read a different story if you want.
Speaker 1: Heather, you're missing maybe you would like to read him
Speaker 1: the good Night's stories.
Speaker 2: Even no I don't think Will would let anyone replace
Speaker 2: his mother.
Speaker 1: I don't want to impose. So is this not happening?
Speaker 3: I think that is like so short sighted. I think
Speaker 3: we had a good time, and I think it's dumb
Speaker 3: that you don't like that I have a good connection
Speaker 3: with my mom.
Speaker 4: Well, I don't want.
Speaker 1: You to go home empty handed. Tonight. You know what
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do Tonight, I'm coming over and you and
Speaker 1: I are doing Big Spoon, Little Spoon. We'll have your
Speaker 1: mom read a good night.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're gonna love it. It's a great story.
Speaker 1: Do we have consolation prizes on this show that people
Speaker 1: never even expected or wanted? Everyone today except for Heather Sorry,
Speaker 1: brooked Jeffrey in the Morning