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Speaker 1: The Nicky Gliser podcastser here's Nikki.

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Speaker 2: Hello here, I am welcome to the show.

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Speaker 1: It's Nicky Glazer Podcast. Same crew as yesterday on the show,

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Speaker 1: Taylor McGrath, Brian Franngie, Noah. I still get nervous when

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Speaker 1: I pronounce her last name avir a vi or avir god.

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Speaker 3: I thought it was av I can't.

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Speaker 1: It should because it's it's almost like the French verb avoir.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but almost liked and I is separate? Wait avi

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Speaker 4: or as I o r avire?

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Speaker 2: Okay, I'll never I don't know, so it's true. What

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Speaker 2: is obvious last name? Cal Away? Okay, that is no,

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Speaker 2: I don't even know that.

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Speaker 5: I knew that.

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Speaker 6: There's no call away.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna do that.

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Speaker 1: Wait, so Noah is getting she's pregnant.

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Speaker 2: It's pregnant.

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Speaker 1: No one's getting married.

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Speaker 2: Are you getting married? Shotgun?

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Speaker 1: And you're doing in Florida's Yeah, in Florida.

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Speaker 2: When is the date?

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Speaker 1: And why aren't we invited? Uh?

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Speaker 7: Well, you are going to be away Nikki and it's

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Speaker 7: a small wedding anyway, So I was just like, should

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Speaker 7: I invite Nikki to this? She's gonna be hanging out

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Speaker 7: with like family, and stuff. It might be weird.

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Speaker 1: Wait where am where am I during this? Australia the

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Speaker 1: road somewhere?

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Speaker 2: Oh what's the date?

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Speaker 5: The eighteenth of February.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I am going to be in Australia, Australia this year.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and like a month I'll be in Australia. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm going Chris. Chris's friend has a wedding and yeah

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Speaker 1: we're going.

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Speaker 5: For to go to his wedding, not mine.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a Shelida Female Friends so much to my chagrin.

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Speaker 2: Just yeah, it's pretty it's a pretty long and I'm also.

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Speaker 1: Going to see Taylor Swift there so oh yeah, yes,

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Speaker 1: I'm going to see Eras possibly in Melbourne, Melbourne and Sydney.

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Speaker 3: How long as Era?

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Speaker 2: How long is the show? I'm so glad?

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Speaker 3: How long is shit?

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Speaker 6: Oh?

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Speaker 3: How long is she going on?

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Speaker 2: Till next November?

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Speaker 3: So it's like a two year or tour called Eras.

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Speaker 1: A year and a year and maybe some more.

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Speaker 7: You see the big Easter egg in her Golden Globes outfit?

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Speaker 5: Do you know what it was?

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Speaker 2: Like a snake ring or something?

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Speaker 5: It was her nails?

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Speaker 6: What?

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Speaker 1: Oh her nails never gets on her nails? Done it

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Speaker 1: means that she's taking long nails. Oh does that what

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Speaker 1: it means?

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Speaker 7: Yeah, because she can't play guitar with long nails on

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Speaker 7: both hands and she had both her tails.

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Speaker 1: But you can just have your fake nails for a

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Speaker 1: little bit. They're probably not even fake.

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Speaker 6: She's just so extraordine golden globes.

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Speaker 1: She was wearing them last night at the studio at

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Speaker 1: Electric Lady Studio where she goes to records, so we

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Speaker 1: just think she was doing vocals last night. But yeah,

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Speaker 1: she does have long nails in every swift is freaking

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Speaker 1: out like we've never seen our with long nails before.

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Speaker 1: But they're beautiful.

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Speaker 2: They're like you're as tailor.

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Speaker 4: I noticed she was going like this a lot, like

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Speaker 4: you do when you get a haircut, Like when you

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Speaker 4: get your nails done, you cut, you tap on.

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Speaker 2: Stop, You're just like such a way.

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Speaker 3: Remember Anya's wedding.

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Speaker 4: She kept like she's like tap on your face and

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Speaker 4: she's talking to you and she's like, oh, staring at her.

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Speaker 2: Yes, it is, it does become.

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Speaker 1: It's so nice when you have long nails, But how

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Speaker 1: do you keep them nice? Are you not rummaging in

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Speaker 1: things or do you probably just have strong nails.

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Speaker 4: My own minor so thin, but I put dip gel on.

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Speaker 6: Oh so the strengthened the Yeah, tobacco.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Brian's like, take a note.

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Speaker 1: I know what.

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Speaker 7: You're a nail girl too, right, you like having nice nails.

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Speaker 7: I love having nice nails, but I don't, uh. I

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Speaker 7: don't keep up with them because I don't like the

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Speaker 7: way they feel after I peel the gel off.

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Speaker 2: Very it's horrible.

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Speaker 3: They're so naked and like vulnerable ice creative.

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Speaker 1: It takes layers and peel off.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, nails weeks, right, I don't.

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Speaker 2: Like it all. I haven't done gel for years.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, but what do you do?

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Speaker 1: I don't like going to the nail salon. It is

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Speaker 1: why does any you do that?

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Speaker 5: Wait?

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Speaker 1: So you don't get nails it's pretty No, I don't

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Speaker 1: do Jill, I just do regular. You let it dry.

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Speaker 1: You have the patience to let it dry.

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Speaker 2: It's so hard.

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Speaker 1: But I just set like ten, ten to fifteen minutes

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Speaker 1: scroll on my phone, and then I go home and

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Speaker 1: I get this just happened for the Emmys. Got my

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Speaker 1: nails done, went home, got in the shower, it heated

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Speaker 1: it back up, and they I was you know how

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Speaker 1: sometimes you get a little like a little ripple in it,

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Speaker 1: and you can just smooth it up by like touching

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Speaker 1: it with your finger. It scooped off the entire nail color,

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Speaker 1: the entire thing, because whatever they put on as a

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Speaker 1: top coat or a bottom coat made.

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Speaker 2: It just slick.

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Speaker 1: So it was like the pizza Yes, yes, Saint Louis reference. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: And so I was just cursing it out because I'm like,

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Speaker 1: I just paid forty dollars for my nail and they're

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Speaker 1: already fucked.

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Speaker 2: And I had to have Carlisle.

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Speaker 1: I had to ask her if she could go to

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Speaker 1: CVS and match my nail color. So this is the

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Speaker 1: nail that came off, and it doesn't match the others, and.

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Speaker 2: They're all rippley. They all look like.

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Speaker 4: An earthquake on the means with that one, Yeah, I

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Speaker 4: does look like this is what I do.

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Speaker 1: I kept on the red carpet. I was like, gonna

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Speaker 1: just put my finger in my mouth like a sexy baby.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: I only just got a new nail polish.

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Speaker 8: And she was saying how great it was because it's

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Speaker 8: like a special new nail polish that lasts a week.

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Speaker 8: It's like impervious to ripples.

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Speaker 2: I think I know what this is.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't know.

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Speaker 3: It's I don't believe in it.

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Speaker 1: No, it's so good. I got my nails done with

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Speaker 1: it one time, and I was obsessed with it. But

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Speaker 1: they're like twenty five dollars apiece, maybe even more. I

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Speaker 1: think they're thirty dollars per Nailah. Yeah, nail polish that lass.

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Speaker 2: It'll come up right away.

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Speaker 1: I bet you really.

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Speaker 6: Everyone's talking about it. Then it's the nail technology.

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Speaker 2: But you will you if I say the name, will

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Speaker 2: you know it?

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Speaker 1: Will it?

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Speaker 6: No? I didn't. I stopped.

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Speaker 2: You're surprised you know this much?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, there's some really good nail stuff. I'll find

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Speaker 1: out what it is, Brian, do some research, even though

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Speaker 1: you have no question. Nail to the bathroom, see what

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Speaker 1: a pretty nail? Or snoop in your lady's stuff. Go

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Speaker 1: to her separate bathroom. Does she have a separate bathroom

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Speaker 1: or is it just bedrooms?

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Speaker 8: Yeah, there's two bathrooms. Uh so I guess technically it's separate.

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Speaker 8: I'll go snoop right now. We'll see what I can

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Speaker 8: dig up.

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Speaker 6: Are you really going to I'll go snoop. Let's see

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Speaker 6: what see if we can get sewister.

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Speaker 1: And see what that name of that thing is, because

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Speaker 1: I think I know what it is and it's I

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Speaker 1: can't think of the name.

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Speaker 6: It's not googling.

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Speaker 3: Can you bring the camera and show us.

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Speaker 2: Who's not on their phone at work?

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Speaker 1: Okay, he's going to, he's going to.

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Speaker 3: I wanted him to bring the camera and show us.

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Speaker 1: So Brian does separate bedrooms? Oh, I want doing separate bathrooms.

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Speaker 1: I always some other. Yes. Anya was going to do

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Speaker 1: separate bedrooms because she got sick and then was sleeping

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Speaker 1: chats sharing about how it was so nice having her

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Speaker 1: own space and just having a separate bedroom, and she

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Speaker 1: was like, I'm thinking about talking bad about doing separate bedrooms.

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Speaker 1: I was inspired by that because.

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Speaker 3: Oh I thought they did do it.

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Speaker 2: No, she's sick.

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Speaker 1: So she got in my head about like this is

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Speaker 1: what this is a good plan. So I said something

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Speaker 1: to Chris about it because I just want Chris to

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Speaker 1: And like he wakes up really early right for radio,

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Speaker 1: and he does he wakes up so early and he

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Speaker 1: feels guilty. I don't really care that he gets up early,

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Speaker 1: I can wake up and just be like, ha, you

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Speaker 1: have to go to work Like it's I'm kind of

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Speaker 1: like when he wakes up early and I there's nothing

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Speaker 1: better than waking up and knowing that you get four

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Speaker 2: I don't like that he has to go. I'm not like, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: what'd you learn?

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Speaker 6: Well? I went in the bathroom from his adventure. I

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Speaker 6: went in the bathroom and.

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Speaker 4: I was very sweaty, and he's covered in like, uh, fine.

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Speaker 3: Miss some pineys?

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Speaker 5: Is there a wintry mix?

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Speaker 8: I looked through some drawers and I realized I was

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Speaker 8: in way over my head. I know, but I was like,

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Speaker 8: I don't know what any of this stuff is. It's

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Speaker 8: really truly a mystery to me. There's all these creams,

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Speaker 8: all these bottles, there's lots of medications that I had

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Speaker 8: no idea what I was looking at. And I was like,

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Speaker 8: there's just no way I'm going to find it in

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Speaker 8: a reasonable amount of time.

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Speaker 4: Okay, reporting from a woman's dazzle dry.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, you want to know what just happened?

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Speaker 1: So I googled nail polished that lasts and dazzledry was

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Speaker 1: nowhere on the Google list. I wrote in nail polish

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Speaker 1: that Last Long Dazzled Dry right away?

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Speaker 2: What the fuck is that?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Just know that, I mean Last Long paid for the.

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Speaker 3: Word long maybe to go on Google.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know what's going on with that, but yeah,

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Speaker 1: Dazzled Dry was the is the brand that girls, if

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Speaker 1: you're listening, I can't say enough, like, pay the extra

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Speaker 1: five dollars when you go to get a manicure and

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Speaker 1: you they have Dazzle Dry and it's like a more

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Speaker 1: expensive pay that extra because they last so much longer.

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Speaker 1: They don't chip as much. I am someone who my

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Speaker 1: nail polished chips immediately. I dig in purses too harshly.

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Speaker 1: I just I pick at things like I am like,

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Speaker 1: I'll pick a sticker off something and even though I

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Speaker 1: know that this is gonna hurt my nail, I can't

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Speaker 1: stop and I'll do it. And so yeah, Dazzle Dry

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Speaker 1: is really was really impressive to me. And I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: get back on that bandwagon order some Yeah, I've nails.

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Speaker 1: I think they always feel good, but they are pointless

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Speaker 1: to get. I'm getting a facial today. I'm so excited about.

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Speaker 1: Will you try some plants squalling and tell me what

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Speaker 2: Will you go get it? Have you tried it recently?

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Speaker 3: Right now?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, go get it?

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Speaker 1: Do you know what it is?

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Speaker 3: We're all going on a mission, little bottle.

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Speaker 5: That squalling girl.

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Speaker 8: It's like the cure for cancer is actually only three dollars,

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Speaker 5: Get cut, be careful.

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Speaker 8: By Yeah, I mean the real person behind all of

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Speaker 6: You know.

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Speaker 1: That's why I was like, you know where the plant

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Speaker 1: Squaleen is, even though she doesn't. She's been gone a while,

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Speaker 1: Yeah you got it? Okay, So I want you to like, wait,

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Speaker 1: did you already get something? Doesn't it feel so slick?

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Speaker 1: I love it so much. But we were just getting

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Speaker 1: really she's she's always been cleaning my room since we

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Speaker 1: She now she gets paid to do it.

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Speaker 2: But he was straightened. Yeah, not clean, but you are clean.

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Speaker 3: I know I clean cleaning.

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Speaker 1: I know where straightening is cleaning. To me, those are

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Speaker 1: But it was really funny this morning. She was like

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Speaker 1: walking into my breadroom, which is a mess, not like

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Speaker 3: See and see the body. It's like a forendic.

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Speaker 2: It is a crime scene.

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Speaker 1: You can see exactly the moves I made because I'll

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Speaker 1: When I took them off. And then I take off

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Speaker 1: she says it looks exactly the same as your high

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Speaker 6: It would be funny, did change.

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Speaker 2: I was an idiot back then.

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Speaker 3: Everyone's smarter than when they were fourteen.

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Speaker 2: That's so true.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I just saw a tweet yesterday that's from Joel

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Speaker 1: Kimbooster that was like, stop saying you were cool in

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Speaker 1: You were from the sixteen you were a fuck.

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Speaker 2: You were a total fuck.

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Speaker 6: No one was.

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Speaker 1: Can you imagine the coolest sixteen year old right now

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Speaker 3: They are not cool?

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Speaker 2: No, what's cool at sixteen?

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Speaker 1: No one. It really made me laugh and it made

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Speaker 3: Says that anyway? I was cool? Man, you don't know.

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Speaker 4: Parents, they're like, you should listen to my advice because

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no one likes to say they were cool in

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Speaker 1: I don't even know any people were cool in high school,

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Speaker 1: I was friends with everyone.

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Speaker 8: Parent as an argument to their child, who's like not

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Speaker 8: I was actually cool.

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Speaker 6: I can see that working.

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Speaker 2: What does that mean?

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Speaker 3: Like I to make it like it's working.

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Speaker 2: Like, take my advice. I was cool in high school.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, like their parents like the kid is at that

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Speaker 8: I was you know, I had sex with everybody.

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Speaker 3: My mom was like, I hung out with Scott Bacula.

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Speaker 3: What Dracula.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we didn't care about Scott Vacula.

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Speaker 1: That meant nothing to it. Even his nephew is my

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Speaker 1: Doctor Acula is my doctor.

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Speaker 8: I went to the doctor all he did was suck

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Speaker 1: There was a guy on the plane two days ago

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Speaker 1: The whole time, not because I was like, I'm not

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Speaker 1: I haven't eaten anything all day, like kind of saying

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Speaker 3: I ordered cheese.

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Speaker 1: When I opened the window, and he goes, oh, bad weather,

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Speaker 1: I like, had I finished my diet coke. I'm having

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Speaker 1: And he's like, yeah, I haven't been back to Saint

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Speaker 1: What's happening, right? And then he goes, what do you do?

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Speaker 1: I go, I live here, and he was like, oh,

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Speaker 1: what I know you? Holy shit?

447
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Speaker 2: Whoa and he had that moment.

448
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Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, I can't believe what I'm

449
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Speaker 1: sitting next to you.

450
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Speaker 2: You're so great, you know, he's really nice.

451
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Speaker 1: Was like, yeah, yeah, there are people always shocked when

452
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Speaker 1: I'm on the Southwest flight. But it's like there's not

453
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Speaker 1: a lot of options and Southwest rules. I will always.

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Speaker 3: A mess Southwest.

455
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Speaker 1: And so but I'm boarding Group A. Don't you forget it.

456
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Speaker 1: I will pay the extra to get boarding Group A

457
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Speaker 1: one through fifteen.

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Speaker 3: It just it's saved me a seat, bitch, I.

459
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Speaker 1: Will save you a seat. What you do is if

460
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Speaker 1: you want to save someone a seat, and this is

461
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Speaker 1: cheap and it's lying, and I don't condone it because

462
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Speaker 1: I would never do it. But if you want to

463
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Speaker 1: on a flight, you know a lot of times people

464
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Speaker 1: are flying together and they want to sit next to

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Speaker 1: each other. But sometimes I guess middle seats would probably

466
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Speaker 1: be opened a lot. But if you want to save

467
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Speaker 1: a middle seat for your partner or a seat for

468
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Speaker 1: your partner, put their bag if they're loading later, put

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Speaker 1: their bag or something in their seat and say they're

470
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Speaker 1: in the bathroom. That tells people they're already on the plane.

471
00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:31,040
Speaker 1: Now it's a lie, and I don't like lying, so

472
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Speaker 1: I wouldn't do it, but it would work because I

473
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Speaker 1: do often throw myself in the chair and go.

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Speaker 2: I always go to the bathroom right when I get

475
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Speaker 2: on a plane.

476
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Speaker 1: For some reason, I just never remember to before I board,

477
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Speaker 1: and people are always annoyed by because you have to

478
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Speaker 1: like swim back upstream like a desperate salmon.

479
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Speaker 2: And so anyway, this.

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Speaker 1: Guy, no, I feel desperate. I feel like there's like

481
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Speaker 1: it's like because look desperate unless they're like out of water,

482
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Speaker 1: and then they're just like, oh, but their eyes are

483
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Speaker 1: just like kind of stagnant. If animals could express pain

484
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Speaker 1: in their eyes more, we would have more empathy. But

485
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Speaker 1: they just are like I don't feel sorry for he

486
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Speaker 1: should because they feel pain.

487
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Speaker 2: But anyway, I'll tell you what I have.

488
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Speaker 1: One guy when we get back from break up to Okay,

489
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Speaker 1: I found the Jolk and Booster tweet and said, no

490
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Speaker 1: one was cool in high school.

491
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Speaker 2: You were sixteen. You sucked ass. Made me laugh.

492
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Speaker 1: Okay, so this guy on the plane he's like, you know,

493
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Speaker 1: he's very sweet about me, and he's not overdoing it

494
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Speaker 1: or anything.

495
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Speaker 2: And we're talking about comedians we like, and.

496
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Speaker 1: He's he tells me. I asked him.

497
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Speaker 2: I'm like, what do you do? And he's like, well,

498
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Speaker 2: I what did he say?

499
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Speaker 3: I used to be a comedian, but I died, No, he.

500
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Speaker 1: Used to be a musician. He's something else now I

501
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Speaker 1: kind of got it out, yeaes Mitch. He uh yeah,

502
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Speaker 1: maybe Tyler Henry. Maybe he had a Tyler Henry experience.

503
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Speaker 1: Maybe see it next to me.

504
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Speaker 4: And then later someone was like, that's so nice. You

505
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Speaker 4: didn't have an anybody next to you in your seat.

506
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Speaker 1: Well, his name was Ben and he used to be

507
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Speaker 1: in a band called like Vacation Time that they had

508
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Speaker 1: like a deal back in the mid ats and they

509
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Speaker 1: were like a punk California rock band. And then he

510
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Speaker 1: hasn't played music in forever, and I said why not?

511
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Speaker 1: It just makes me so sad when I hear about

512
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Speaker 1: people that are like virtuosos in music and then they

513
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Speaker 1: go like, I don't know, I haven't played in like

514
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Speaker 1: thirteen years. She's like, what that's like on you have

515
00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:30,359
Speaker 1: that in your fingers right now? And you don't do

516
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Speaker 1: anything with it.

517
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Speaker 3: Maybe they play the drums, they don't.

518
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Speaker 1: They like I said, do you like, Well that's a

519
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Speaker 1: good point. But just if you have musical talent, please

520
00:21:38,920 --> 00:21:41,280
Speaker 1: go do use it. For those of us out there

521
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Speaker 1: who don't have musical talent, and like that's natural, don't

522
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Speaker 1: don't keep that shit in a drawer, go use it

523
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Speaker 1: you have it, Like that is such an extraordinary talent.

524
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Speaker 1: If you speak another language, show that shit off more.

525
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Speaker 1: That's like really extraordinary. I just like never talks Russian,

526
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Speaker 1: and I'm like, you know, Russian, that's the last language

527
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Speaker 1: to learn next to Mandarin. Yeah, you know, like it

528
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Speaker 1: really is. I saw a chart of like the hardest

529
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Speaker 1: languages learn. It's right up there with like Chinese. To

530
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Speaker 1: know an extraordinarily difficult language like that is so cool.

531
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Speaker 1: I'd be doing it. I'd be dying. What would she

532
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Speaker 1: talk to I mean, she can't talk to me. I wouldn't say.

533
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Speaker 1: I would just be like, guys, I'm gonna just talk

534
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Speaker 1: Russian for a bit and like impress you. I just

535
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Speaker 1: think it would be impressive to all of us, Like

536
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Speaker 1: I would love to hear I love hearing her speak Russian.

537
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Speaker 1: I forget she speaks Russian. Sometimes it's just like have

538
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Speaker 1: I just want her to do it at parties like

539
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Speaker 1: a guitar player, you know, ruin a party with your

540
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Speaker 1: Russian in the corner.

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Speaker 8: Speaking a different language is so cool, especially if it's

542
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Speaker 8: like unexpected.

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Speaker 2: It's awesome.

544
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Speaker 6: Yeah.

545
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Speaker 8: I had a friend in New York speak language is Mexican,

546
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Speaker 8: but she looks like a white person. And I went

547
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Speaker 8: to a deli one time with her, and everyone working

548
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Speaker 8: there was Latino of some kind, and they asked her

549
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Speaker 8: what she wanted, and she started speaking to them in Spanish,

550
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Speaker 8: and you could see for like the first uh couple

551
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Speaker 8: of phrases, they were like, come on, don't talk to

552
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Speaker 8: me in fucking Spanish, fucking white lady. But then she

553
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Speaker 8: just kept going and it was so fluent that they

554
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Speaker 8: were like oh, And then they got so excited and

555
00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:13,159
Speaker 8: they were started speaking back to her in Spanish, and

556
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Speaker 8: was like, the coolest people.

557
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Speaker 2: Will be impressed by.

558
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Speaker 6: So cool.

559
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Speaker 2: It's so My sister speaks.

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Speaker 1: Fluent Spanish because she's a language teacher and she's incredible

561
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Speaker 1: at it. I'm like, break that out all the time. No,

562
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Speaker 1: do you ever get to break out your for your Yeah,

563
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Speaker 1: your Hebrew skills.

564
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Speaker 7: Yeah, I do sometimes, and people are very impressed by

565
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Speaker 7: it because I don't have any semblance of an Israeli.

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Speaker 8: What Hebrew sounds like? Can you say a phrase? Can

567
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Speaker 8: you say like, this is the Nicky Glazer podcast. Let's

568
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Speaker 8: get started with the show and.

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Speaker 1: Here brewm guessing podcast is podcast with an accent?

570
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Speaker 5: Okay, I'll say something else an.

571
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Speaker 2: I don't know what to say, yeah, exactly.

572
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Speaker 5: I don't know what to tell you. Brian, that's.

573
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Speaker 6: Brian.

574
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Speaker 5: I didn't say Brian, but I ended Brian.

575
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Speaker 2: Last night.

576
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Speaker 1: Tyler Henry, by the way, was like, it's Brian. And

577
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Speaker 1: someone goes, I have a brother. Name is a brother

578
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Speaker 1: named Brian. And someone was like, I'm Brian. He goes

579
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Speaker 1: is it with a why? And he goes no, and

580
00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:14,760
Speaker 1: he goes this one's with a hy sorry, sit down.

581
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Speaker 3: Like it was someone else.

582
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Speaker 4: I stood up, walked to the mic and then didn't

583
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Speaker 4: ever make it to the mic.

584
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Speaker 3: And then the producer whoever said, oh, she thought it

585
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Speaker 3: was Ryan, like just listen to.

586
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Speaker 1: Us, Saint Louis. I can't tell you enough how disappointed

587
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Speaker 1: I was, I said. I asked Larry, the guy that

588
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Speaker 1: got us backstage. I said, Larry is Saint Louis slower

589
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Speaker 1: than other towns, and he was like, well, the MIC's

590
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Speaker 1: were kind of in weird places.

591
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Speaker 2: I was like, just.

592
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Speaker 1: Tell me yes, because I was ashamed at how slow

593
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Speaker 1: my said he was. But I will this gets back

594
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Speaker 1: to us in the bathroom and you saying I haven't changed.

595
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Speaker 1: I was like putting on my makeup and you were like,

596
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Speaker 1: you maybe were. You're faster now than you were in

597
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Speaker 1: high school. I was like, I think I'm still I

598
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Speaker 1: was fast in high school too, because I got told

599
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Speaker 1: a lot like slow down or whatever, like you're too

600
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Speaker 1: rough with things and you plump down too hard, You're

601
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Speaker 1: gonna break that couch, Nikki and all these things. But

602
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Speaker 1: I was saying, I can't imagine someone doing like, give

603
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Speaker 1: me that squalen. I can't imagine someone putting this on wha.

604
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Speaker 2: Disaster second, and I have so many that's cheap, I know.

605
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Speaker 1: Okay, so this is how someone puts on Squally and

606
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Speaker 1: they go like this and they go, oh, it's in

607
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Speaker 1: the dropper.

608
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Speaker 6: Okay, a little bit in the dropper.

609
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Speaker 3: So you're doing shirst.

610
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Speaker 1: Like, okay, it's a dropper, and then I'm gonna drop

611
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Speaker 1: like one, two, three. I just go, you know, and

612
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Speaker 1: then you go like this, and then they put it

613
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Speaker 1: on like this will like rub it in like and

614
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Speaker 1: then they'll like rub it like gently, like blot like cool.

615
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Speaker 2: I don't even it would be.

616
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Speaker 3: Painter on your own face.

617
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Speaker 1: And these people have kids and jobs, and I just go,

618
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Speaker 1: how do you get anywhere in life?

619
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Speaker 4: Because people like I think it's their form of like

620
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Speaker 4: meditation or like they're just.

621
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Speaker 3: Being in the moment.

622
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Speaker 1: Really, you have to really try hard to be that slow,

623
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Speaker 1: at least for me, I don't think you do.

624
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Speaker 6: You do?

625
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Speaker 1: They must not?

626
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Speaker 5: Ye.

627
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Speaker 1: Well, It's interesting because I was watching this Instagram video

628
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Speaker 1: last night of this trans man who I've never seen

629
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Speaker 1: someone look so much like a man like. I've never

630
00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:29,280
Speaker 1: seen someone pass this hard. I mean, I most trans

631
00:26:29,359 --> 00:26:31,480
Speaker 1: people I know are pretty passing, and I don't I

632
00:26:31,480 --> 00:26:33,520
Speaker 1: don't even think trans people are required to pass. I

633
00:26:33,520 --> 00:26:35,760
Speaker 1: don't give a shit what you do, but this person

634
00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:38,960
Speaker 1: is I can't even believe hormones made this person into

635
00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:41,440
Speaker 1: a man this much. And he showed a picture of

636
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Speaker 1: himself when he was still you know, a girl or whatever,

637
00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:49,080
Speaker 1: and it I was like, this person must have started

638
00:26:49,080 --> 00:26:49,960
Speaker 1: transitioning as a baby.

639
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Speaker 2: Or something, because they are such a masculine man there.

640
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Speaker 1: He looked like, you know, like the guy on the

641
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Speaker 1: paper towse Bronnie.

642
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Speaker 7: You know.

643
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Speaker 1: Yeah, he looked like the man ever beard, huge thick eyebrows,

644
00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:07,399
Speaker 1: sideburns down the side, like just broad shoulders like. It

645
00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:10,639
Speaker 1: was so impressive towels in its own way. Again, I

646
00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:12,960
Speaker 1: don't think trans men need to be presenting his men.

647
00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:16,879
Speaker 1: But I just couldn't believe it was that I was

648
00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:20,320
Speaker 1: using paperhouse to sop up my fucking pussy because I

649
00:27:20,359 --> 00:27:22,400
Speaker 1: was like, this is the most masculine man I've ever

650
00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:24,480
Speaker 1: seen in my life. No, it wasn't Buck Angel, but

651
00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:27,560
Speaker 1: he's this guy. I sent it to Anya because I

652
00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:31,200
Speaker 1: could not It was really fascinating because he was talking

653
00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:33,679
Speaker 1: look at this guy, Taylor, I'm about to say, tell me,

654
00:27:33,880 --> 00:27:36,400
Speaker 1: you will not believe that this used to be a woman.

655
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Speaker 2: You won't believe it. Look at it.

656
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Speaker 1: Whoa and listeners, boys.

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Speaker 6: I went to work at a steel mill, and everybody wants

658
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Speaker 6: to know. So I essentially was Jane good the.

659
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Speaker 1: Steel mail Like, Okay, so he talks about being a

660
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Speaker 1: man at the steel mill as a trans man, and

661
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Speaker 1: he's totally passing.

662
00:27:55,880 --> 00:27:58,159
Speaker 2: So no, one's even gonna question it. But he's talking about.

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Speaker 1: How men move and behave, and how he studied these

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Speaker 1: men at the steel mill like a you know, in

665
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Speaker 1: a really male dominant like kind of collar environment, and

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Speaker 1: how men behave, and he's I don't know what his

667
00:28:10,920 --> 00:28:12,560
Speaker 1: purpose of this TikTok was. It kind of showed up

668
00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:14,879
Speaker 1: on my Reddit. I think he kind of gives tips

669
00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:18,119
Speaker 1: about two trans men about how to act more masculine,

670
00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:21,240
Speaker 1: or I don't really know. It was like an anthropopological study.

671
00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:23,880
Speaker 1: People in the comments are like, I can't even believe

672
00:28:23,960 --> 00:28:25,879
Speaker 1: how well he's defined, like what it is to be

673
00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:29,240
Speaker 1: a man. He said, to be the perfect man around

674
00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:33,199
Speaker 1: other men and to assert dominance, you spread out as

675
00:28:33,280 --> 00:28:35,760
Speaker 1: much as you can. So whatever chair you're next to,

676
00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:38,200
Speaker 1: unless there's a woman nearby, and which case you you

677
00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:40,760
Speaker 1: keep it more. But if you're around other men, you

678
00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:42,760
Speaker 1: take a chair next to you, you pull it towards you,

679
00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:44,400
Speaker 1: and you drape your hand on that chair, so you

680
00:28:44,400 --> 00:28:46,960
Speaker 1: take up as much sitting places as you can.

681
00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:48,480
Speaker 2: And whenever you look at.

682
00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:54,360
Speaker 3: Brian, Brian's learning, he's taking notes, he's trying to.

683
00:28:54,360 --> 00:28:57,920
Speaker 6: Tie his hand. I'm looking at this on the I

684
00:28:57,960 --> 00:28:59,160
Speaker 6: was just trying to look at his face.

685
00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:01,400
Speaker 2: Wait, I gotta show you this, Brian.

686
00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:02,240
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna send it to you.

687
00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:03,960
Speaker 6: I see him, I have a TikTok of him. I

688
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:04,600
Speaker 6: know who he is.

689
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:06,080
Speaker 2: How do you know?

690
00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:08,480
Speaker 6: I just found him steel milk? How did trans man

691
00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:09,160
Speaker 6: steel mill?

692
00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:10,120
Speaker 1: Yeah?

693
00:29:10,160 --> 00:29:10,560
Speaker 2: You got it?

694
00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:12,480
Speaker 1: Okay, isn't this guy amazing? He's in his car.

695
00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:14,120
Speaker 8: Right, Yeah, he's in his car. He's got the beard,

696
00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:15,520
Speaker 8: he's got a really long mustache.

697
00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:16,920
Speaker 2: What's his what's his TikTok?

698
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:19,560
Speaker 6: So people can find him? The gravel bro?

699
00:29:20,920 --> 00:29:22,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean that's.

700
00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:23,720
Speaker 3: He loves gravel.

701
00:29:24,360 --> 00:29:26,760
Speaker 1: Then he also says this was interesting instead of when

702
00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:28,760
Speaker 1: men look at each other like to be intimidating to

703
00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:31,440
Speaker 1: other men, because he's talking about being in these circumstances

704
00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:34,680
Speaker 1: where men are trying to sert dominance. So when you

705
00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:37,680
Speaker 1: look at a man instead, when a man makes a joke,

706
00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:41,640
Speaker 1: don't laugh unless it's funny. Men manly men do not

707
00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:44,200
Speaker 1: laugh at other men's jokes. It's a sign of insecurity

708
00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:46,080
Speaker 1: if you're giving someone a laugh when they don't deserve it.

709
00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:48,520
Speaker 1: So you just stare them down if they make a

710
00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:50,480
Speaker 1: joke that you don't like or that doesn't make sense,

711
00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:53,240
Speaker 1: and you will be the alpha male within minutes.

712
00:29:53,480 --> 00:29:53,800
Speaker 6: Okay.

713
00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:56,520
Speaker 1: Also, don't look at a man straight like this with

714
00:29:56,600 --> 00:30:00,200
Speaker 1: your head tilt like this. Oh when they're talking, if

715
00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:02,280
Speaker 1: you till your so look at this, look like.

716
00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:04,200
Speaker 3: This nice nice girl.

717
00:30:04,640 --> 00:30:06,640
Speaker 1: Mean, I haven't changed my facial stress and I just

718
00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:09,360
Speaker 1: changed my tilt of my head to an upwards motion

719
00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:11,920
Speaker 1: of like you kind of are like almost assessing them.

720
00:30:12,280 --> 00:30:16,080
Speaker 3: And then the one that I like, Yeah, it's like

721
00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:16,440
Speaker 3: a shrug.

722
00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:18,720
Speaker 1: No, this guy looked hot when he was doing it.

723
00:30:19,040 --> 00:30:21,680
Speaker 1: And then but he's just saying about other men. And

724
00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:23,800
Speaker 1: then there was one more that was really good. I

725
00:30:23,800 --> 00:30:25,520
Speaker 1: can't remember. Oh, this was the one that made me

726
00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:30,120
Speaker 1: think of all this move slowly masculine men do not

727
00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:32,560
Speaker 1: like if they drop something.

728
00:30:32,440 --> 00:30:34,240
Speaker 3: It's like a sissy move to rush.

729
00:30:34,320 --> 00:30:35,960
Speaker 1: Yeah. So if he's in line at the grocery store

730
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:37,840
Speaker 1: and he has a coke in his hand and the

731
00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:41,400
Speaker 1: bottle falls on the ground, if you go fifth trying

732
00:30:41,400 --> 00:30:44,920
Speaker 1: to get it, you look like a place. But if

733
00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:50,360
Speaker 1: you drop it and you just go ooh, you look

734
00:30:50,680 --> 00:30:51,480
Speaker 1: so cool.

735
00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:54,240
Speaker 4: Everything you're doing is looking like snoop for some reason,

736
00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:55,880
Speaker 4: or very slow.

737
00:30:57,800 --> 00:31:00,400
Speaker 3: Now I'm just I'm picturing like ers.

738
00:31:00,440 --> 00:31:03,800
Speaker 4: They're very they're very slow, and they're very spready, and

739
00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:04,600
Speaker 4: they're very look.

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Speaker 6: Downy's facing and he's gonna lose. That's that's a good point.

741
00:31:12,760 --> 00:31:17,520
Speaker 3: And then you just yeah, he's this guy's.

742
00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:19,040
Speaker 1: Just really he's not an asshole. By the way, this

743
00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:21,800
Speaker 1: guy is just saying like men are pathetic. He's almost

744
00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:24,239
Speaker 1: like calling out men, like this is so dumb that

745
00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:25,880
Speaker 1: we all have to do this stuff, or like this

746
00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:29,120
Speaker 1: stuff works. But I really like to think of like

747
00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:31,240
Speaker 1: it made me want to be a little bit more

748
00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:33,360
Speaker 1: masculine in some ways, of like I don't need to

749
00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:36,040
Speaker 1: move fast. Every when I'm moving fast, it makes me

750
00:31:36,120 --> 00:31:37,560
Speaker 1: look like I can be.

751
00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:40,200
Speaker 2: Preyed upon very quickly. Yeah, I don't look confident.

752
00:31:40,640 --> 00:31:43,120
Speaker 4: Silly is how I think, because I'm really fast, and

753
00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:44,520
Speaker 4: I think I look like a silly goose.

754
00:31:44,680 --> 00:31:46,240
Speaker 1: But even when I was like, yes, when I was

755
00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:48,160
Speaker 1: walking out on the Emmys and there was that long

756
00:31:48,600 --> 00:31:50,480
Speaker 1: way for me to walk, I started like kind of

757
00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:53,560
Speaker 1: running because I'm like, because my insecurity is that no

758
00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:56,640
Speaker 1: one wants to watch me walk. I'm so boring. These

759
00:31:56,640 --> 00:31:59,680
Speaker 1: poor people have to look at me so embarrassing. I'm

760
00:31:59,720 --> 00:32:02,920
Speaker 1: not to be just a hot person that like walks,

761
00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:04,720
Speaker 1: I need to speed this up because.

762
00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:07,520
Speaker 2: I'm being inconvenient. Do you do this seats confident?

763
00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:11,160
Speaker 7: If someone stops for you, like at a like it's

764
00:32:11,160 --> 00:32:12,960
Speaker 7: not really a crosswalk, but they just stop for you

765
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:15,120
Speaker 7: to cross the street, do you just take your time crossing?

766
00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:17,080
Speaker 5: Or do you like I sprint?

767
00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:19,120
Speaker 2: I sprint because that is the right thing to do.

768
00:32:19,280 --> 00:32:21,600
Speaker 1: You're a fucking asshole if you slow to If you're

769
00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:24,680
Speaker 1: someone who someone is waiting for you to pull out

770
00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:27,200
Speaker 1: of a parking space and you know they start, you

771
00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:30,000
Speaker 1: get in your car and start texting, or you even

772
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:32,160
Speaker 1: if you sit up partner of your seatbelt pull out before.

773
00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:33,640
Speaker 2: You put it. You get the fuck out of that space.

774
00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:35,800
Speaker 1: Then you put on your street I'm obviously joking, put

775
00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:38,400
Speaker 1: on your set. But if you take your time and

776
00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:41,120
Speaker 1: fix the rear view mirror and you make sure your

777
00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:44,360
Speaker 1: seats adjusted, you're an asshole and you're desperate for attention

778
00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:46,960
Speaker 1: and you need to get in other ways to talk

779
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:50,120
Speaker 1: to a therapist. You're a loser because you are purposely

780
00:32:50,160 --> 00:32:53,959
Speaker 1: mating making other people wait, mom, yes, and it's not

781
00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:56,440
Speaker 1: worth it. In this parking lot and target where this

782
00:32:56,520 --> 00:32:58,880
Speaker 1: woman is just trying to get in and out, like

783
00:32:58,960 --> 00:33:01,360
Speaker 1: you're not proving anything to her. You're not better than her,

784
00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:04,440
Speaker 1: You're an asshole. And I will say, yeah, no.

785
00:33:04,520 --> 00:33:07,400
Speaker 8: I hate when someone takes a long time to cross

786
00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:07,959
Speaker 8: the shield here.

787
00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:10,760
Speaker 6: It's such a power. The other day, what's happened?

788
00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:14,080
Speaker 8: And I was like, can you move your wheelchair any faster?

789
00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:19,920
Speaker 4: What about these people when you're like when you're going

790
00:33:19,960 --> 00:33:22,800
Speaker 4: towards the door and you know you're going to be faster, but.

791
00:33:22,680 --> 00:33:24,880
Speaker 3: Then they like speed up a little and then they go.

792
00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:28,000
Speaker 4: Like, exuse you, what about what are we going to

793
00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:28,640
Speaker 4: do here?

794
00:33:28,760 --> 00:33:29,520
Speaker 3: Excuse me?

795
00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:31,640
Speaker 4: This woman did that at the y m c A

796
00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:33,800
Speaker 4: and like and I was like, I know I'm faster

797
00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:35,880
Speaker 4: than you, you're going so but she sped up because

798
00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:37,000
Speaker 4: she wanted like some attention.

799
00:33:37,040 --> 00:33:37,720
Speaker 3: She wanted to like.

800
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:41,000
Speaker 1: Get into dying for a fight. These people are dying

801
00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:44,880
Speaker 1: for people want you a honk, they want You're welcome.

802
00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:46,320
Speaker 2: I've been a ship the other day.

803
00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:46,680
Speaker 6: I did it.

804
00:33:46,840 --> 00:33:50,160
Speaker 1: I said what I pulled a I pulled a real

805
00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:52,760
Speaker 1: asshole the other day. Chris like he didn't thank me

806
00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:54,640
Speaker 1: for something I thought I deserve to be thanked for.

807
00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:57,040
Speaker 1: And because he just forgot, he was like feeling sick.

808
00:33:57,080 --> 00:33:59,800
Speaker 1: He just like he's not an ungrateful person. He thanks

809
00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:03,040
Speaker 1: me literally and he's totally a thanker.

810
00:34:03,280 --> 00:34:04,160
Speaker 2: But I just had it in.

811
00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:05,720
Speaker 1: My mind like he didn't thank me for this thing,

812
00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:08,080
Speaker 1: and he did, and it was already on my mind,

813
00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:10,520
Speaker 1: and I wasn't talking about it because I just didn't

814
00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:12,359
Speaker 1: want to confront it or whatever. But it's in my

815
00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:16,240
Speaker 1: head and it's just brewing and it's like I'm heated

816
00:34:16,239 --> 00:34:18,400
Speaker 1: to a boil. And then he did something else that

817
00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:23,640
Speaker 1: annoyed me, and so instead of addressing that thing, I go,

818
00:34:24,040 --> 00:34:27,200
Speaker 1: it's like a chess gimmick, like he didn't ask me

819
00:34:27,239 --> 00:34:29,320
Speaker 1: about everything else that I thought he should ask me

820
00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:31,359
Speaker 1: about it. Yes, like someone was. I was like, oh,

821
00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:33,239
Speaker 1: they're sick. And he didn't ask a follow up because

822
00:34:33,239 --> 00:34:35,480
Speaker 1: he was busy on something. He would have, but he

823
00:34:35,520 --> 00:34:38,680
Speaker 1: was it was like circumstantial, and I go and she's fine,

824
00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:41,680
Speaker 1: by the way, and by the way, you're I go,

825
00:34:41,840 --> 00:34:45,120
Speaker 1: by the way, you're welcome for earlier today and he

826
00:34:45,239 --> 00:34:49,480
Speaker 1: was like what. He goes, I'm not your dad, i'm

827
00:34:49,480 --> 00:34:52,160
Speaker 1: not your mom, and you're not seventeen. You can't talk

828
00:34:52,200 --> 00:34:53,719
Speaker 1: to me like this. And I was like, that's a

829
00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:55,759
Speaker 1: good point, like, but I did say to him, I

830
00:34:55,840 --> 00:34:58,680
Speaker 1: was like, he goes, that's a shitty way to call

831
00:34:58,719 --> 00:35:00,480
Speaker 1: someone out. He didn't say shitty. He goes, that's like

832
00:35:00,520 --> 00:35:02,640
Speaker 1: an immature. That's a childish way to call someone out.

833
00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:04,880
Speaker 1: And I go, I think it actually, I know that

834
00:35:04,960 --> 00:35:05,319
Speaker 1: it is.

835
00:35:05,719 --> 00:35:06,600
Speaker 6: But it's fun.

836
00:35:06,920 --> 00:35:08,840
Speaker 1: It's more fun than being like, by the way, it hurt.

837
00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:10,480
Speaker 2: My feelings that you didn't think, I want to talk

838
00:35:10,520 --> 00:35:11,680
Speaker 2: to you funny.

839
00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:16,359
Speaker 1: It's a funny to do it to he sarcastic, So

840
00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:17,359
Speaker 1: I don't.

841
00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:17,719
Speaker 6: I don't.

842
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:20,160
Speaker 2: It's indefensible. I should not talk to him like that.

843
00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:23,839
Speaker 1: I don't like being a little like brat like sarcastic.

844
00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:26,000
Speaker 1: But I will say I am a funny person. I

845
00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:28,319
Speaker 1: like to present things in a funny manner. So in

846
00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:32,000
Speaker 1: a creative manner, I do think I can be a super.

847
00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:35,040
Speaker 3: Big creative apology I am.

848
00:35:35,160 --> 00:35:37,440
Speaker 1: I am, but no, I I did apologize and I

849
00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:38,880
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, I was shitty and that was a

850
00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:42,440
Speaker 1: childish thing. But I was in line to get on

851
00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:45,080
Speaker 1: a plane the other day. Oh my god, I almost

852
00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:47,680
Speaker 1: had a Tom sigurl where I like you, you know

853
00:35:47,719 --> 00:35:50,200
Speaker 1: what Tom Sigar got in trouble for by like people

854
00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:52,440
Speaker 1: just got upset with him because he had a gay

855
00:35:52,520 --> 00:35:56,600
Speaker 1: agent tell him talked about yeah, okay, so just to

856
00:35:56,680 --> 00:35:58,560
Speaker 1: refresher room one's mind. And he tweeted about it and

857
00:35:58,640 --> 00:36:00,680
Speaker 1: he was like, you know, pissed about the skate agent,

858
00:36:00,719 --> 00:36:03,399
Speaker 1: which I get. I get his ire because first of all,

859
00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:05,239
Speaker 1: I know, I thought about Tom when this happened to me,

860
00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:07,840
Speaker 1: because I was like, Tom was just in a little

861
00:36:07,880 --> 00:36:10,719
Speaker 1: worse mood than I was in this moment. If this

862
00:36:10,760 --> 00:36:13,320
Speaker 1: would if I would have just been in a worse

863
00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:15,479
Speaker 1: mood and my day would have just got a little

864
00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:17,120
Speaker 1: bit shittier up into this moment, I would have had

865
00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:18,880
Speaker 1: the same reaction of like I'm taking this to the

866
00:36:19,320 --> 00:36:21,680
Speaker 1: to Twitter, you know I was, you know, or like

867
00:36:21,719 --> 00:36:27,000
Speaker 1: they would have just yeah, well, so I was boarding

868
00:36:27,040 --> 00:36:29,839
Speaker 1: this plane, and you know, famously on planes you can

869
00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:31,680
Speaker 1: have two things. You have one that goes in the

870
00:36:31,719 --> 00:36:38,279
Speaker 1: overhead and one carrying crowd. It's so dumb, Okay. I

871
00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:40,680
Speaker 1: do understand when someone has three bags that are just

872
00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:43,359
Speaker 1: crazy bags. But if I'm wearing a fanny pack that

873
00:36:43,520 --> 00:36:46,840
Speaker 1: is clearly able to fit in my backpack, and you know,

874
00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:48,399
Speaker 1: for a fact, as soon as I get on the plane,

875
00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:50,160
Speaker 1: I'm taking it out of my backpack anyway.

876
00:36:50,520 --> 00:36:52,960
Speaker 2: Who gives a truly, who gives a fuck?

877
00:36:53,239 --> 00:36:55,880
Speaker 1: Because my backpack you can tell it's not packed to

878
00:36:55,920 --> 00:36:58,399
Speaker 1: the brim. That fanny pack could fit in there. Why

879
00:36:58,400 --> 00:37:00,440
Speaker 1: do you need me to put it on there? When

880
00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:03,560
Speaker 1: the second I get on board.

881
00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:05,000
Speaker 6: The second you get on the skybridge, you're gonna take.

882
00:37:04,840 --> 00:37:08,640
Speaker 1: It out exactly exactly. So I am walking on and

883
00:37:08,640 --> 00:37:11,680
Speaker 1: she goes, uh, beige bag, beige bag. And I have

884
00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:14,680
Speaker 1: my headphones on and I go, beige bag.

885
00:37:15,200 --> 00:37:18,719
Speaker 4: Yeah, Like your like, your body is a beige sack of.

886
00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:22,000
Speaker 1: I was like, my bags under my skin eyes are purple,

887
00:37:22,040 --> 00:37:25,640
Speaker 1: Thank you very much. Yeah, I didn't feel like a

888
00:37:25,680 --> 00:37:26,480
Speaker 1: beige bag that day.

889
00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:27,799
Speaker 2: My face was a beige bag.

890
00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:29,240
Speaker 1: Yeah.

891
00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:30,280
Speaker 2: So beige bag.

892
00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:33,160
Speaker 1: And I'm like, it's pink. No, it was, it's beige.

893
00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:35,080
Speaker 1: Sometimes Anya calls my bag pink and I'm like, this

894
00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:37,080
Speaker 1: is beige. But anyway, so she nailed that. She goes

895
00:37:37,120 --> 00:37:38,719
Speaker 1: beige bag, and I was like what She was like,

896
00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:40,719
Speaker 1: you need to consolidate your items. And by the way,

897
00:37:40,760 --> 00:37:42,680
Speaker 1: I'm in the first boarding class. This is not Southwest,

898
00:37:42,680 --> 00:37:45,560
Speaker 1: this is like I'm in first class, right, so I've

899
00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:49,279
Speaker 1: paid for this priority I and I always I never

900
00:37:49,320 --> 00:37:50,040
Speaker 1: want to have this moment.

901
00:37:50,120 --> 00:37:51,600
Speaker 2: I'm not trying to bait them into it.

902
00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:54,040
Speaker 1: I always remember to put my fanny pack in my

903
00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:55,680
Speaker 1: bag before because I know this bullshit thing and I

904
00:37:55,680 --> 00:37:58,399
Speaker 1: don't want to get called that I had just forgotten, right, And.

905
00:37:58,360 --> 00:38:00,560
Speaker 2: So I go, oh, so sorry, So I undo my

906
00:38:00,560 --> 00:38:00,880
Speaker 2: fan back.

907
00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:02,600
Speaker 1: She goes step aside, ma'am to load it, and I go,

908
00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:04,799
Speaker 1: but there's still two people in front of me that

909
00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:06,600
Speaker 1: have to scan. And I go, I can do this

910
00:38:06,680 --> 00:38:08,279
Speaker 1: right now. And while I'm so on that, she goes

911
00:38:08,280 --> 00:38:10,120
Speaker 1: step aside, ma'am, don't hold on the line, and I go,

912
00:38:10,520 --> 00:38:12,839
Speaker 1: I'm not slowing down the line. Look what I'm doing.

913
00:38:12,880 --> 00:38:15,680
Speaker 1: I go, look, oh my god, it's sitting in right now.

914
00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:16,880
Speaker 2: It's so easy.

915
00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:18,759
Speaker 1: And I'm trying to be like funny about it and

916
00:38:18,760 --> 00:38:20,600
Speaker 1: be like, oh, it's like I got it. No, no, no, no,

917
00:38:20,560 --> 00:38:22,880
Speaker 1: I do want to episode. She was like, ma'am, step aside,

918
00:38:22,880 --> 00:38:25,040
Speaker 1: you're slowing down the line. I'm like, I literally am

919
00:38:25,080 --> 00:38:27,640
Speaker 1: not slowing down the line. I just did it and

920
00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:29,520
Speaker 1: then I got it done before they scanned my pass

921
00:38:29,520 --> 00:38:29,879
Speaker 1: and I was.

922
00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:32,560
Speaker 6: Like, yees. But it was so it was going on

923
00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:33,200
Speaker 6: there so.

924
00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:35,480
Speaker 1: Dumb, and there was a pilot in front of the

925
00:38:35,520 --> 00:38:38,719
Speaker 1: control necessary who was like just you know, doing a

926
00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:43,000
Speaker 1: you know when pilots just like fly in the sad

927
00:38:43,200 --> 00:38:43,920
Speaker 1: it is called.

928
00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:45,759
Speaker 2: Dead dead dead dead heading, dead head.

929
00:38:45,840 --> 00:38:47,759
Speaker 3: Yes, good job is that it?

930
00:38:47,880 --> 00:38:48,560
Speaker 6: Yes it is.

931
00:38:49,440 --> 00:38:52,200
Speaker 1: He's dead heading and so I or I think it's

932
00:38:52,239 --> 00:38:54,919
Speaker 1: something with dead in it. So he was a dead

933
00:38:54,920 --> 00:38:57,400
Speaker 1: head and so he he had a grateful dead shirty.

934
00:38:57,480 --> 00:39:01,960
Speaker 4: He had really long, weird hair for a pilot and fine,

935
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:05,160
Speaker 4: he just rid flying the freak flag.

936
00:39:07,560 --> 00:39:11,080
Speaker 1: He he was like, my shoe was a lot. And

937
00:39:11,120 --> 00:39:12,719
Speaker 1: I immediately saw he was a pilot and I was

938
00:39:12,760 --> 00:39:14,680
Speaker 1: like no. At first, I shit talked to her. I was like,

939
00:39:14,760 --> 00:39:17,440
Speaker 1: they are so fucking stupid about this ship. Like he

940
00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:18,920
Speaker 1: saw that I was about to lose my cool and

941
00:39:18,920 --> 00:39:21,239
Speaker 1: I go, I go, it's I go, I'm taking out

942
00:39:21,239 --> 00:39:23,520
Speaker 1: on my bag right now. She's such an idiot. And

943
00:39:23,560 --> 00:39:25,960
Speaker 1: I said something like that and he was like, oh yeah.

944
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:27,040
Speaker 1: And then I saw he was a pilot and I

945
00:39:27,080 --> 00:39:30,839
Speaker 1: was like, oh no, I'm shit like sit talking his team.

946
00:39:30,960 --> 00:39:32,279
Speaker 2: He's gonna tell me, but he didn't.

947
00:39:32,360 --> 00:39:33,799
Speaker 1: He was like that was insane, and I was like,

948
00:39:34,320 --> 00:39:36,239
Speaker 1: thank you, pilot, It made me feel so good, but

949
00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:37,479
Speaker 1: I want to get back to the guy that would.

950
00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:40,080
Speaker 1: I landed in Saint Louis. He told me he's in

951
00:39:40,120 --> 00:39:44,879
Speaker 1: Saint Louis and he's like, I and this. I love

952
00:39:44,880 --> 00:39:48,080
Speaker 1: when people tell me this because we were talking about addiction.

953
00:39:48,200 --> 00:39:50,640
Speaker 1: I think we were talking about I forget how we

954
00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:53,440
Speaker 1: we Within a minute. I told him like, oh yeah,

955
00:39:53,480 --> 00:39:55,319
Speaker 1: I get depressed to and like I could just tell

956
00:39:55,360 --> 00:39:57,080
Speaker 1: he was someone that has he struggled with.

957
00:39:57,440 --> 00:39:59,400
Speaker 3: Talked to him the whole flight, only a couple of minutes.

958
00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:01,560
Speaker 2: We really we really cracked through some stuff.

959
00:40:01,560 --> 00:40:05,040
Speaker 1: It was like, and he goes, And I love when

960
00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:06,360
Speaker 1: people say this to me because this happens a lot

961
00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:07,799
Speaker 1: that he goes. I don't even know why I'm telling

962
00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:10,040
Speaker 1: you this, but I was like, yes, I get that

963
00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:12,360
Speaker 1: all the time. I love it. I made him comfortable.

964
00:40:12,400 --> 00:40:14,600
Speaker 1: He's ready to share something really intimate that.

965
00:40:14,600 --> 00:40:17,680
Speaker 4: I'm going to talk about on my podcast and say

966
00:40:17,719 --> 00:40:19,400
Speaker 4: his full name and exactly what he looks like.

967
00:40:20,840 --> 00:40:22,360
Speaker 6: We can figure it out. We know it's banned.

968
00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:25,399
Speaker 2: I think I think Ben would be okay with this.

969
00:40:26,520 --> 00:40:29,719
Speaker 1: He was like, I'm going to meet my dad for

970
00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:32,920
Speaker 1: the first He's never met his biological father and he

971
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:34,239
Speaker 1: was going to meet him the next day, and I

972
00:40:34,280 --> 00:40:36,440
Speaker 1: was like, oh my god, he's a twin and his

973
00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:38,160
Speaker 1: twin wasn't there, but he was going to meet his

974
00:40:38,239 --> 00:40:41,120
Speaker 1: dad and he was like nervous and it was so cute.

975
00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:43,000
Speaker 1: I was so glad I got that story. Even though

976
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:44,239
Speaker 1: I didn't talk to him the whole time, I would

977
00:40:44,239 --> 00:40:45,040
Speaker 1: have talked to him longer.

978
00:40:45,080 --> 00:40:45,359
Speaker 5: It was.

979
00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:47,560
Speaker 1: It was a shame I didn't spark up that conversation before,

980
00:40:47,600 --> 00:40:50,040
Speaker 1: but it was so interesting. It's crazy that everyone's got

981
00:40:50,040 --> 00:40:52,000
Speaker 1: their own little story of where they're going, and when

982
00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:55,160
Speaker 1: people don't, Oh god, some people have no story.

983
00:40:55,160 --> 00:40:58,160
Speaker 2: As we found out it's Tyler Halley last night. Some

984
00:40:58,200 --> 00:40:58,959
Speaker 2: people just.

985
00:40:59,080 --> 00:41:02,520
Speaker 4: Have nothing time to take a risk and they I'm like, oh, okay,

986
00:41:02,560 --> 00:41:03,359
Speaker 4: she really wants to talk.

987
00:41:03,400 --> 00:41:06,560
Speaker 3: She might be interesting, and then she just goes, what

988
00:41:06,680 --> 00:41:09,239
Speaker 3: are they? What are they trying to do? Kill us?

989
00:41:09,280 --> 00:41:11,879
Speaker 3: On this point every five minutes like headphones off? What?

990
00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:13,000
Speaker 1: Oh?

991
00:41:13,040 --> 00:41:13,560
Speaker 6: Oh?

992
00:41:13,560 --> 00:41:13,920
Speaker 1: That was?

993
00:41:14,520 --> 00:41:17,080
Speaker 3: That was a weird bump in the ride.

994
00:41:19,280 --> 00:41:22,840
Speaker 1: People are so lonely. Yeah, I think that's the problem.

995
00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:29,120
Speaker 4: They're gonna want to hold hands if we're crashing. Why

996
00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:32,480
Speaker 4: with a random person who says that there's bumps on

997
00:41:32,520 --> 00:41:33,120
Speaker 4: the ride.

998
00:41:33,239 --> 00:41:35,879
Speaker 1: I would love to hold someone's hands when they're stressed out, like.

999
00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:39,439
Speaker 6: You're helping, because I would call.

1000
00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:41,880
Speaker 8: Me if I'm also dying in this situation because the

1001
00:41:41,880 --> 00:41:44,359
Speaker 8: plan's crashing. I don't want my last moments to be

1002
00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:45,720
Speaker 8: touching a stranger's hand.

1003
00:41:47,239 --> 00:41:47,960
Speaker 2: I disagree.

1004
00:41:48,080 --> 00:41:51,600
Speaker 1: I think that we need community and other people when

1005
00:41:51,640 --> 00:41:52,520
Speaker 1: we're scared.

1006
00:41:52,719 --> 00:41:55,719
Speaker 3: Different some people. I would be some people's hands.

1007
00:41:55,760 --> 00:41:58,160
Speaker 1: I'll hold some people's I think that in that moment,

1008
00:41:58,360 --> 00:42:02,799
Speaker 1: you would want other things. Actually that you don't know

1009
00:42:02,840 --> 00:42:03,960
Speaker 1: what you would do.

1010
00:42:04,280 --> 00:42:06,040
Speaker 6: You don't know what you would do. You think you're

1011
00:42:06,040 --> 00:42:08,680
Speaker 6: gonna die. If I'm in that moment, I might actually

1012
00:42:08,680 --> 00:42:09,879
Speaker 6: want to hold someone's hand.

1013
00:42:10,160 --> 00:42:10,640
Speaker 2: Well, I don't.

1014
00:42:10,760 --> 00:42:12,399
Speaker 3: You didn't touch I know I won't.

1015
00:42:12,520 --> 00:42:14,759
Speaker 1: I was reading about the Alaska flight where the hole

1016
00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:15,600
Speaker 1: blew through the plane.

1017
00:42:15,600 --> 00:42:16,520
Speaker 2: Did you hear about that?

1018
00:42:16,640 --> 00:42:20,520
Speaker 3: It's just insane, insane, shut up.

1019
00:42:21,480 --> 00:42:23,520
Speaker 1: They said that it was eerily quiet on the plane

1020
00:42:23,560 --> 00:42:25,480
Speaker 1: because everyone had an oxygen mask on, so there was

1021
00:42:25,520 --> 00:42:27,319
Speaker 1: no one talking. So it was like everyone thought they

1022
00:42:27,320 --> 00:42:31,320
Speaker 1: were going to die, and everyone holy lie through because

1023
00:42:31,360 --> 00:42:33,879
Speaker 1: they didn't fasten the bolts. So they've I think they've

1024
00:42:34,960 --> 00:42:38,320
Speaker 1: you know, not they've taken like twelve or fourteen something

1025
00:42:38,360 --> 00:42:40,920
Speaker 1: planes of that model off the market because they all

1026
00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:42,800
Speaker 1: were made here in Saint Louis.

1027
00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:47,040
Speaker 8: Was going the Supermaxes and they said that the uh,

1028
00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:50,480
Speaker 8: there are people's like phones like flew out the holes.

1029
00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:53,320
Speaker 2: Yes, and then and they found a phone that survived.

1030
00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:55,640
Speaker 6: Yeah, those commercials are true.

1031
00:42:55,400 --> 00:42:58,359
Speaker 1: Because it was a black pressure makes it only fall

1032
00:42:58,400 --> 00:43:01,480
Speaker 1: at fifty miles per hour. So it because if it

1033
00:43:01,640 --> 00:43:05,000
Speaker 1: falls like obviously, like straight down, it'll get the velocity

1034
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:07,120
Speaker 1: to like kill someone even fifty miles an hour. But

1035
00:43:07,160 --> 00:43:09,040
Speaker 1: if it falls like this, the wind pressure will make

1036
00:43:09,040 --> 00:43:10,960
Speaker 1: it like gentle. And it fell in some If it

1037
00:43:10,960 --> 00:43:12,719
Speaker 1: would have fallen on concrete, it would have breaken. But

1038
00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:15,000
Speaker 1: the person got their phone back and it works.

1039
00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:18,000
Speaker 3: Someone called it. I was like, are you missing a phone? Like, yeah,

1040
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:19,520
Speaker 3: it flew out of a plane.

1041
00:43:19,719 --> 00:43:21,399
Speaker 1: So in the door from the plane that flew open

1042
00:43:21,480 --> 00:43:23,120
Speaker 1: landed in someone's backyard and power, Oh.

1043
00:43:22,960 --> 00:43:25,360
Speaker 6: My god, can you imagine? Yeah, I can't believe.

1044
00:43:27,520 --> 00:43:31,200
Speaker 8: And there was also the miracle, the Jesus miracle of

1045
00:43:31,239 --> 00:43:33,959
Speaker 8: this whole thing was that the bolts that fell out

1046
00:43:34,120 --> 00:43:37,200
Speaker 8: were next to two seats that just happened to be empty.

1047
00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:40,480
Speaker 2: I know people would have been sucked out.

1048
00:43:40,600 --> 00:43:43,439
Speaker 3: Maybe why were there two seats empty? Why wasn't someone

1049
00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:43,759
Speaker 3: trying to.

1050
00:43:43,760 --> 00:43:48,959
Speaker 1: Go if they had Because apparently my apparently my voice

1051
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:51,719
Speaker 1: teacher had read up on this, he's flown planes before,

1052
00:43:51,719 --> 00:43:55,080
Speaker 1: and he said that the seats that were empty were

1053
00:43:55,120 --> 00:43:58,080
Speaker 1: like twisted metal and they were being like almost being

1054
00:43:58,120 --> 00:43:59,839
Speaker 1: sucked out. So if people would have been in them,

1055
00:43:59,840 --> 00:44:01,680
Speaker 1: it probably would have added to the weight of the

1056
00:44:01,719 --> 00:44:03,680
Speaker 1: suckage and they would have been sucked out.

1057
00:44:03,840 --> 00:44:07,840
Speaker 2: I'm always I'm sorry to say I shouldn't say this.

1058
00:44:08,680 --> 00:44:09,560
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna say it.

1059
00:44:09,640 --> 00:44:11,839
Speaker 1: No while saying when we get back from break, after

1060
00:44:11,880 --> 00:44:13,640
Speaker 1: I talk to you guys about whether or not I should.

1061
00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:15,560
Speaker 3: Say who's suckable out of ble is when he's.

1062
00:44:15,440 --> 00:44:17,120
Speaker 1: Gonna, oh you want me to You think that I'm

1063
00:44:17,120 --> 00:44:18,600
Speaker 1: gonna say, I wish so and so and so would

1064
00:44:18,600 --> 00:44:22,440
Speaker 1: have been saying there, I'm not even know that is nicer.

1065
00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:23,280
Speaker 2: Than what I was gonna say.

1066
00:44:23,440 --> 00:44:24,560
Speaker 3: Yes, Okay, Okay, we'll.

1067
00:44:24,480 --> 00:44:29,200
Speaker 2: Find out when we get back. Okay.

1068
00:44:29,760 --> 00:44:32,480
Speaker 1: I don't think I'm alone here, But when there is

1069
00:44:34,120 --> 00:44:39,080
Speaker 1: a crazy thing that happens I kind of wanted to happen, duh,

1070
00:44:39,160 --> 00:44:41,640
Speaker 1: Like I am glad no one was hurt in that.

1071
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:44,319
Speaker 1: I don't wish people to be hurt, but I think

1072
00:44:44,320 --> 00:44:46,799
Speaker 1: it would be a cooler story had some people been

1073
00:44:46,840 --> 00:44:47,439
Speaker 1: sucked out.

1074
00:44:48,040 --> 00:44:51,000
Speaker 4: We've talked about this when we when we were kids.

1075
00:44:51,040 --> 00:44:54,120
Speaker 4: I remember you agreeing with me. I confessed this to you.

1076
00:44:54,800 --> 00:44:58,239
Speaker 4: I was like when I we heard there was something

1077
00:44:58,280 --> 00:45:00,920
Speaker 4: on the radio about like a bus and there was

1078
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:04,120
Speaker 4: like five people died, And I said to you, do

1079
00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:06,160
Speaker 4: you ever wish that it was like twenty And You're

1080
00:45:06,200 --> 00:45:09,160
Speaker 4: like yes, And you and I like grabbed each other's

1081
00:45:09,239 --> 00:45:10,920
Speaker 4: legs and we're like, thank god.

1082
00:45:11,200 --> 00:45:12,600
Speaker 2: I don't think we're alone.

1083
00:45:12,680 --> 00:45:16,919
Speaker 1: I've heard echoes of this in Reddit, and I can't

1084
00:45:16,960 --> 00:45:19,080
Speaker 1: even imagine being someone who's like I can't relate to

1085
00:45:19,120 --> 00:45:22,000
Speaker 1: that at all. Yeah, it's not you, it's no one

1086
00:45:22,080 --> 00:45:24,759
Speaker 1: you love. Luisy Kay has a joke about this of

1087
00:45:24,800 --> 00:45:27,960
Speaker 1: like if it's you read about like an earthquake in

1088
00:45:28,040 --> 00:45:31,000
Speaker 1: China and like six thousand people die and you just

1089
00:45:31,120 --> 00:45:33,840
Speaker 1: can't carry can't get yourself.

1090
00:45:34,280 --> 00:45:36,359
Speaker 6: Oh oh, maybe they both have the joke.

1091
00:45:38,080 --> 00:45:40,680
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, maybe it is Patrice. But I feel like

1092
00:45:40,719 --> 00:45:44,560
Speaker 1: I've heard Louis say something like this, like you can't

1093
00:45:44,719 --> 00:45:47,239
Speaker 1: get yourself. Oh, yet it is Patrice. You can't get

1094
00:45:47,239 --> 00:45:49,600
Speaker 1: yourself to care. You try and you go, oh, those

1095
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:52,720
Speaker 1: those people, But it's like if not because they're Chinese,

1096
00:45:52,760 --> 00:45:55,040
Speaker 1: I just set them somewhere far away, so far. Yes,

1097
00:45:55,080 --> 00:45:58,280
Speaker 1: because they're in the far East. Uh No, because they're

1098
00:45:58,280 --> 00:46:03,720
Speaker 1: they're you just it. I obviously have empathy, extraordinary empathy

1099
00:46:03,760 --> 00:46:07,680
Speaker 1: for humans and creatures and all the thing. But there

1100
00:46:07,719 --> 00:46:10,040
Speaker 1: is a part of me that when there's a catastrophe,

1101
00:46:10,160 --> 00:46:11,840
Speaker 1: I want big numbers.

1102
00:46:12,040 --> 00:46:14,640
Speaker 8: Yeah, you have empathy for an individual, but when the

1103
00:46:14,719 --> 00:46:17,520
Speaker 8: numbers get so big, it's abstract and you can't even

1104
00:46:17,560 --> 00:46:18,560
Speaker 8: really fathom the.

1105
00:46:18,520 --> 00:46:22,040
Speaker 1: Horror the But why would I want more numbers? Because

1106
00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:24,200
Speaker 1: I well, it's the same reason that people like watching

1107
00:46:24,239 --> 00:46:26,120
Speaker 1: horror films, Like I'm always like, why would you want

1108
00:46:26,120 --> 00:46:28,920
Speaker 1: to see that? I think it's because you want. I

1109
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:32,080
Speaker 1: want things to be morbid. I have morbid curiosity, and

1110
00:46:32,120 --> 00:46:34,880
Speaker 1: I want the more morbid they are, the more interested

1111
00:46:34,960 --> 00:46:37,280
Speaker 1: I am. And this is not These are full adults

1112
00:46:37,280 --> 00:46:38,759
Speaker 1: that I want dead.

1113
00:46:39,040 --> 00:46:40,680
Speaker 3: I don't want to children.

1114
00:46:40,800 --> 00:46:41,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, like children.

1115
00:46:41,760 --> 00:46:45,840
Speaker 1: I'm always like, no, let's get casualties down to nothing, animals, nothing,

1116
00:46:46,080 --> 00:46:47,279
Speaker 1: But for adult.

1117
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:49,360
Speaker 3: School shootings, how many do you want in there.

1118
00:46:49,600 --> 00:46:52,600
Speaker 1: Zero shootings, zero zero school shootings.

1119
00:46:52,880 --> 00:46:54,000
Speaker 2: Let's talk off air.

1120
00:46:54,440 --> 00:46:59,560
Speaker 3: But it's not that you want them.

1121
00:47:00,320 --> 00:47:02,240
Speaker 2: It's already done. It's already done.

1122
00:47:02,440 --> 00:47:04,640
Speaker 4: I think it's that you This is how I feel

1123
00:47:04,680 --> 00:47:07,200
Speaker 4: that I'm just I'm just thinking of now. Is that

1124
00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:09,680
Speaker 4: I want to be like, oh, I lived through this

1125
00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:13,160
Speaker 4: thing where there was something incredible that happened that we're

1126
00:47:13,160 --> 00:47:15,280
Speaker 4: going to be talking about for a long time, whether

1127
00:47:15,360 --> 00:47:18,239
Speaker 4: it's something good or it's something bad. I want it

1128
00:47:18,280 --> 00:47:21,720
Speaker 4: to be like an extreme so that it's interesting. Yes,

1129
00:47:21,880 --> 00:47:24,880
Speaker 4: because no one's going to remember school shooting with five people.

1130
00:47:24,920 --> 00:47:26,719
Speaker 3: They're going to remember, you know.

1131
00:47:27,320 --> 00:47:31,440
Speaker 8: Unfortunately, maybe in America. I think on the plane, I

1132
00:47:31,480 --> 00:47:34,040
Speaker 8: wonder if there's anybody on the plane who had their

1133
00:47:34,160 --> 00:47:45,360
Speaker 8: phone not in airplane mode and was like, oh no.

1134
00:47:43,160 --> 00:47:45,600
Speaker 3: That's mine's never on an airplane.

1135
00:47:45,719 --> 00:47:48,000
Speaker 2: You should never put it on airplane mode.

1136
00:47:48,080 --> 00:47:52,640
Speaker 4: Everyone, No, don't, don't even do anything.

1137
00:47:52,920 --> 00:47:54,040
Speaker 2: They're not going to get in trouble.

1138
00:47:54,080 --> 00:47:57,760
Speaker 4: Can excuse me someone's phone on airplanes?

1139
00:47:57,840 --> 00:47:58,920
Speaker 2: Just give a little let me.

1140
00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:01,319
Speaker 1: People who don't fly often, and maybe you have a

1141
00:48:01,320 --> 00:48:03,719
Speaker 1: flight coming up, as someone who travels often, I just

1142
00:48:03,719 --> 00:48:06,120
Speaker 1: want to just talk to you really quickly about your

1143
00:48:06,160 --> 00:48:09,640
Speaker 1: dumb fears and your anxieties that I'm calling dumb because

1144
00:48:09,640 --> 00:48:13,120
Speaker 1: they aren't real, and you can you can just calm down, okay,

1145
00:48:13,160 --> 00:48:15,680
Speaker 1: because I used to be this way too. You do

1146
00:48:15,719 --> 00:48:19,760
Speaker 1: not need to be at the airport over two hours

1147
00:48:19,760 --> 00:48:21,960
Speaker 1: early at a normal regional airport.

1148
00:48:22,160 --> 00:48:25,680
Speaker 6: Not right. If it's an international flat I might.

1149
00:48:25,719 --> 00:48:30,040
Speaker 1: International, yes, like get there the day before. This is international.

1150
00:48:30,120 --> 00:48:32,880
Speaker 1: I don't travel. This is not talking about that. I

1151
00:48:32,920 --> 00:48:35,759
Speaker 1: am way overly anxious for those. Someone needs to talk

1152
00:48:35,760 --> 00:48:39,200
Speaker 1: down to me for that. But for domestic travel, if

1153
00:48:39,239 --> 00:48:42,719
Speaker 1: you're traveling somewhere, you don't need your shit in plastic bags.

1154
00:48:43,120 --> 00:48:45,240
Speaker 1: You don't need to put your liquids in plastic bags.

1155
00:48:45,360 --> 00:48:47,040
Speaker 1: You don't need to put your You do need your

1156
00:48:47,040 --> 00:48:50,360
Speaker 1: liquids under three like four ounces. They say three ounces,

1157
00:48:50,360 --> 00:48:52,400
Speaker 1: but like you'll get away with four. Sometimes I have

1158
00:48:52,440 --> 00:48:55,399
Speaker 1: a full lotion and no one will catch it. They

1159
00:48:55,440 --> 00:48:57,480
Speaker 1: will catch water. It's not a big deal if they do.

1160
00:48:57,480 --> 00:48:58,920
Speaker 1: I forget water in my bag all the time. You

1161
00:48:58,920 --> 00:49:01,120
Speaker 1: don't need to be like so insane about it, like

1162
00:49:01,560 --> 00:49:03,600
Speaker 1: make sure I need to double check. It's not embarrassing.

1163
00:49:03,600 --> 00:49:06,640
Speaker 1: It happens all the time of plastic bags.

1164
00:49:06,880 --> 00:49:09,560
Speaker 8: Three point four ounces people get the travel toothpaste, the

1165
00:49:09,560 --> 00:49:14,120
Speaker 8: little tiny ones. Yeah, a normal tube is under four ounces,

1166
00:49:14,160 --> 00:49:16,319
Speaker 8: so you can bring your normal toothpaste if you want.

1167
00:49:16,600 --> 00:49:18,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's also not liquid.

1168
00:49:19,160 --> 00:49:21,680
Speaker 4: It's like I think made me thrown out about what

1169
00:49:21,680 --> 00:49:22,520
Speaker 4: they mean about liquid.

1170
00:49:22,520 --> 00:49:25,560
Speaker 3: I don't know different was it over three point four rounds?

1171
00:49:27,040 --> 00:49:30,040
Speaker 7: I used Tom's toothpaste and I had a full tube

1172
00:49:30,040 --> 00:49:31,719
Speaker 7: once and the guy made me take it out of

1173
00:49:31,719 --> 00:49:33,200
Speaker 7: my bag and throw it out.

1174
00:49:33,239 --> 00:49:35,840
Speaker 1: They might, I would say with the toothpastes, I don't

1175
00:49:35,920 --> 00:49:38,040
Speaker 1: do that. I don't bring on full tube, so I'll

1176
00:49:38,120 --> 00:49:39,880
Speaker 1: risk it because a lot of times they won't catch it,

1177
00:49:39,920 --> 00:49:41,759
Speaker 1: but if they do, they could grow three point four.

1178
00:49:43,040 --> 00:49:45,840
Speaker 1: But again, if it is over, you're not a criminal.

1179
00:49:45,880 --> 00:49:47,719
Speaker 1: You're not going to be taken back into a room

1180
00:49:48,040 --> 00:49:50,000
Speaker 1: and like they'll just have you throw it away.

1181
00:49:50,160 --> 00:49:52,760
Speaker 2: It's not a big deal. You don't need to be hyper.

1182
00:49:52,600 --> 00:49:55,399
Speaker 1: Vigilant of like and then my shoes need to if

1183
00:49:55,400 --> 00:49:58,000
Speaker 1: you have If you don't have tsa pree, which travelers

1184
00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:00,520
Speaker 1: who are anxius about traveling definitely don't. You don't need

1185
00:50:00,560 --> 00:50:03,000
Speaker 1: to get there any earlier than two hours before. You

1186
00:50:03,040 --> 00:50:05,040
Speaker 1: don't need to put your things in plastic bags. They

1187
00:50:05,040 --> 00:50:06,799
Speaker 1: will tell you what to do with your shoes, they

1188
00:50:06,800 --> 00:50:07,920
Speaker 1: will tell you what to do with your belt, they

1189
00:50:07,920 --> 00:50:09,520
Speaker 1: will tell you what to do with your coat. You

1190
00:50:09,600 --> 00:50:12,520
Speaker 1: don't need to freak out if you get anything wrong.

1191
00:50:12,840 --> 00:50:15,600
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. You're not gonna be taken aside. You're

1192
00:50:15,600 --> 00:50:19,600
Speaker 1: not gonna be wanded. It's you don't You don't need

1193
00:50:19,640 --> 00:50:22,399
Speaker 1: to be this nervous about because there's some people I've

1194
00:50:22,400 --> 00:50:24,160
Speaker 1: heard that are like traveling and they're like, well, I

1195
00:50:24,200 --> 00:50:26,799
Speaker 1: have to get all these different containers for my for

1196
00:50:26,920 --> 00:50:29,520
Speaker 1: my things, and it's like, just check your biking bag,

1197
00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:33,440
Speaker 1: don't get little things, and your bag will not get lost.

1198
00:50:33,480 --> 00:50:35,880
Speaker 1: I've traveled a million times. My bag has only gotten

1199
00:50:35,920 --> 00:50:38,480
Speaker 1: lost two times, and all the time I've checked bags

1200
00:50:38,680 --> 00:50:40,560
Speaker 1: and it was found instantly. It was just put on

1201
00:50:40,600 --> 00:50:42,520
Speaker 1: a later flight and it gets to me later on.

1202
00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:46,439
Speaker 1: They're not gonna runnigh through your bags and steal things. Yes,

1203
00:50:46,520 --> 00:50:48,760
Speaker 1: don't travel with your jewelry in a bag, but generally

1204
00:50:48,840 --> 00:50:52,840
Speaker 1: no one's stealing things out of bags. What else?

1205
00:50:53,120 --> 00:50:54,000
Speaker 3: Airplane mode.

1206
00:50:54,440 --> 00:50:56,799
Speaker 1: Don't get up as soon as the plane lands and

1207
00:50:56,880 --> 00:50:58,960
Speaker 1: just stand there like an idiot.

1208
00:50:59,040 --> 00:51:00,120
Speaker 2: Everyone hates you for it.

1209
00:51:00,120 --> 00:51:02,640
Speaker 1: It's annoying. Why are you in such a rush. Just

1210
00:51:02,960 --> 00:51:04,799
Speaker 1: sit down until it's time to get up. As soon

1211
00:51:04,800 --> 00:51:06,239
Speaker 1: as the bell dings, you don't need to get up,

1212
00:51:06,320 --> 00:51:10,480
Speaker 1: especially if cornet window seat. Very if you have a

1213
00:51:10,480 --> 00:51:13,960
Speaker 1: connecting fly people. Here's another tip.

1214
00:51:14,080 --> 00:51:17,319
Speaker 8: Why Because I want to get my bag and be

1215
00:51:17,680 --> 00:51:21,520
Speaker 8: forward in line, and I also expect Also, I'm trying

1216
00:51:21,520 --> 00:51:23,520
Speaker 8: to respect the people behind me. You want me to

1217
00:51:23,560 --> 00:51:25,440
Speaker 8: move fast, and I don't want to be rushed in

1218
00:51:25,520 --> 00:51:27,319
Speaker 8: the moment, so I try to get up as soon

1219
00:51:27,320 --> 00:51:27,800
Speaker 8: as possible.

1220
00:51:27,840 --> 00:51:30,120
Speaker 1: You're a window seat, take as long as you want.

1221
00:51:30,239 --> 00:51:32,759
Speaker 8: If you're in a window, but people will the The

1222
00:51:33,840 --> 00:51:36,640
Speaker 8: ethics of exiting the airplane is that you let the

1223
00:51:36,680 --> 00:51:39,480
Speaker 8: row in front of you entirely exit before you move forward.

1224
00:51:39,640 --> 00:51:42,520
Speaker 1: No, don't do that, just go if you haven't. It's

1225
00:51:42,520 --> 00:51:45,640
Speaker 1: like traffic. If this person's taking too long, you just

1226
00:51:45,719 --> 00:51:46,320
Speaker 1: sip ahead.

1227
00:51:46,840 --> 00:51:51,799
Speaker 6: The door on the in the mid air well, they

1228
00:51:51,840 --> 00:51:52,479
Speaker 6: should have bring.

1229
00:51:52,480 --> 00:51:53,080
Speaker 3: The back door.

1230
00:51:53,160 --> 00:51:57,080
Speaker 4: While we're talking about what the.

1231
00:51:56,040 --> 00:51:59,520
Speaker 1: Final thought, airplane mode is an illusion. You don't need it. Yes,

1232
00:51:59,560 --> 00:52:01,600
Speaker 1: you do need to buckle your seatbelt at all times.

1233
00:52:01,640 --> 00:52:03,840
Speaker 1: That is something they will check. You don't need to

1234
00:52:03,840 --> 00:52:06,640
Speaker 1: worry about having your headphones not on air. Canada is

1235
00:52:06,680 --> 00:52:08,680
Speaker 1: weird about headphones, but you're not flying to Canada. We're

1236
00:52:08,680 --> 00:52:10,080
Speaker 1: talking about domestic flights.

1237
00:52:11,440 --> 00:52:14,440
Speaker 6: Up right. Why do they make you do that trade

1238
00:52:14,440 --> 00:52:16,640
Speaker 6: table up.

1239
00:52:15,880 --> 00:52:18,960
Speaker 1: Because people to be able to block the exit if

1240
00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:21,759
Speaker 1: there's an emergency landing. They want to be able to

1241
00:52:21,760 --> 00:52:24,080
Speaker 1: not obstruct it. Put your bag all the way in

1242
00:52:24,080 --> 00:52:25,440
Speaker 1: front of the seat in front of you. That is

1243
00:52:25,480 --> 00:52:27,719
Speaker 1: something they will be weird about. You cannot have your

1244
00:52:27,760 --> 00:52:31,160
Speaker 1: purse on your lap. You can put your backpack next

1245
00:52:31,160 --> 00:52:33,080
Speaker 1: to you as a lean to against the window, which

1246
00:52:33,120 --> 00:52:35,160
Speaker 1: is a great device, or on your lap, or on

1247
00:52:35,200 --> 00:52:37,440
Speaker 1: your trade table. Put your backpack and lean forward on it.

1248
00:52:37,480 --> 00:52:39,080
Speaker 1: That is a much better thing than just putting a

1249
00:52:39,080 --> 00:52:42,279
Speaker 1: pillow on your trade table. But you can conceal it

1250
00:52:42,320 --> 00:52:44,359
Speaker 1: with a blanket on the side and they won't catch

1251
00:52:44,360 --> 00:52:47,000
Speaker 1: you for that. You cannot vape in a bathroom. The

1252
00:52:47,080 --> 00:52:49,040
Speaker 1: vape will set up the smoke arm. You will be

1253
00:52:49,080 --> 00:52:51,279
Speaker 1: fined five thousand dollars. This happened to people I.

1254
00:52:51,280 --> 00:52:54,840
Speaker 2: Know five thous Yet something like that that worth it.

1255
00:52:56,680 --> 00:52:59,080
Speaker 3: Why can't you just do it in this s under

1256
00:52:59,120 --> 00:52:59,800
Speaker 3: your jacket?

1257
00:53:00,760 --> 00:53:04,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't, because it's it's no one wants anyone vaping.

1258
00:53:04,080 --> 00:53:06,120
Speaker 3: On a plane, right, but they can't.

1259
00:53:07,840 --> 00:53:11,480
Speaker 6: Vapor come and taking off. You need the window to

1260
00:53:11,520 --> 00:53:11,919
Speaker 6: be open.

1261
00:53:13,160 --> 00:53:15,799
Speaker 1: Don't know that one's arbitrary. But again, you won't get

1262
00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:17,760
Speaker 1: in trouble. They'll just be like, put up your window shade.

1263
00:53:17,800 --> 00:53:20,600
Speaker 1: Like I think everyone's so scared of getting an FAA

1264
00:53:21,760 --> 00:53:24,960
Speaker 1: like suspension or something like if you fuck up on

1265
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:27,319
Speaker 1: a plane. And by the way, you are allowed to

1266
00:53:27,400 --> 00:53:30,000
Speaker 1: lean back your chair no matter what it is, not

1267
00:53:30,840 --> 00:53:32,759
Speaker 1: it is. I don't lean back my chair because I

1268
00:53:32,800 --> 00:53:34,239
Speaker 1: just feel bad for the person behind me.

1269
00:53:34,280 --> 00:53:34,759
Speaker 2: But it's not.

1270
00:53:35,040 --> 00:53:37,440
Speaker 1: That's just that's a thing I used to not do.

1271
00:53:37,520 --> 00:53:39,000
Speaker 1: I used to be like, no, I'm going to lean

1272
00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:41,120
Speaker 1: it back no matter what. If someone leans back their

1273
00:53:41,200 --> 00:53:43,200
Speaker 1: chair when I'm behind them, I don't care.

1274
00:53:43,280 --> 00:53:43,920
Speaker 2: You have that right.

1275
00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:46,120
Speaker 1: The chair wouldn't lean back unless you were able to

1276
00:53:46,239 --> 00:53:48,480
Speaker 1: use it, So do that whatever you want. Get up

1277
00:53:48,480 --> 00:53:50,120
Speaker 1: to the bathroom as much as you want a flight.

1278
00:53:50,200 --> 00:53:51,120
Speaker 2: Don't worry you have to go.

1279
00:53:51,160 --> 00:53:52,360
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I'm so sorry.

1280
00:53:52,560 --> 00:53:57,520
Speaker 1: Please, I'm litter the world with sor but hey, here's

1281
00:53:57,560 --> 00:54:01,640
Speaker 1: my If someone says sorry to you, say it's fine.

1282
00:54:01,760 --> 00:54:04,480
Speaker 2: I don't like when you say sorry and they say nothing.

1283
00:54:04,880 --> 00:54:06,239
Speaker 2: That is so rude.

1284
00:54:06,360 --> 00:54:10,360
Speaker 4: You should be suspectful, actually pissed that they which is insane.

1285
00:54:10,400 --> 00:54:12,719
Speaker 1: One. Yeah, they are actually pissed and they are that's

1286
00:54:12,760 --> 00:54:15,319
Speaker 1: so lame. You should You should pee a lot of times.

1287
00:54:15,040 --> 00:54:17,120
Speaker 6: One bathroom break every three hours.

1288
00:54:17,200 --> 00:54:18,800
Speaker 8: If you need to go more than that, you should

1289
00:54:18,800 --> 00:54:20,640
Speaker 8: get an aisle seat two hours.

1290
00:54:20,800 --> 00:54:24,200
Speaker 1: Agreed, that's a good that's a good system. Let's talk

1291
00:54:24,200 --> 00:54:28,160
Speaker 1: about gate behavior. You don't need to line up before

1292
00:54:28,239 --> 00:54:30,400
Speaker 1: your roe is called. Let me even talk about Southwest

1293
00:54:30,440 --> 00:54:33,000
Speaker 1: while you wind up going one through thirty, B one

1294
00:54:33,040 --> 00:54:37,040
Speaker 1: through thirty whatever, A one through thirty through sixty. I'm

1295
00:54:37,040 --> 00:54:40,439
Speaker 1: always like a twenty two or something. I would never

1296
00:54:40,600 --> 00:54:43,640
Speaker 1: in my life go find my place in line wait

1297
00:54:44,239 --> 00:54:45,840
Speaker 1: for the road to.

1298
00:54:45,480 --> 00:54:46,520
Speaker 2: Just hang back.

1299
00:54:46,600 --> 00:54:49,560
Speaker 1: I don't understand all these people lining up, like just

1300
00:54:49,680 --> 00:54:51,680
Speaker 1: wait until you see about twenty two people come in,

1301
00:54:51,880 --> 00:54:53,719
Speaker 1: kind of look at their boarding passes, see what number

1302
00:54:53,760 --> 00:54:54,279
Speaker 1: they are, and.

1303
00:54:54,200 --> 00:54:55,239
Speaker 2: Then just jump in line.

1304
00:54:55,400 --> 00:54:56,839
Speaker 1: No one can get mad at you because you are

1305
00:54:57,200 --> 00:54:59,560
Speaker 1: you are in the number you should be. Even if

1306
00:54:59,600 --> 00:55:01,200
Speaker 1: they do seem like you're cutting in front of me,

1307
00:55:01,200 --> 00:55:02,920
Speaker 1: you can just be like, yeah, I'm a sixteen, you're

1308
00:55:02,960 --> 00:55:05,080
Speaker 1: a twenty four, you should be behind me and they

1309
00:55:05,080 --> 00:55:10,040
Speaker 1: can't get mad at you. And that's victorious and be

1310
00:55:10,320 --> 00:55:13,239
Speaker 1: quicker when you're like putting your luggage up.

1311
00:55:14,080 --> 00:55:17,600
Speaker 4: Also put it sideways, for the love of God. Everyone

1312
00:55:17,640 --> 00:55:19,840
Speaker 4: they say that a million times. Then everybody puts it flat,

1313
00:55:20,520 --> 00:55:22,680
Speaker 4: you know, because you guys all have the box ones.

1314
00:55:22,920 --> 00:55:24,759
Speaker 4: Oh right, and they always put it flat, and then

1315
00:55:24,800 --> 00:55:27,919
Speaker 4: the light has to go. Yes, they're like like they say,

1316
00:55:28,200 --> 00:55:30,359
Speaker 4: like books on a shelf, and people are like.

1317
00:55:30,320 --> 00:55:31,800
Speaker 3: My book go flat on shelves.

1318
00:55:31,840 --> 00:55:35,840
Speaker 1: These people don't read books. They don't know they so.

1319
00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:39,000
Speaker 2: And also, yeah, airplane modes an illusion.

1320
00:55:39,080 --> 00:55:42,960
Speaker 8: Stop having a giant, hard rolling suitcase that you bring

1321
00:55:43,040 --> 00:55:46,279
Speaker 8: on the plane. I think that those those rolling suitcases

1322
00:55:46,280 --> 00:55:50,360
Speaker 8: that you bring on the plane should be banned because

1323
00:55:50,600 --> 00:55:52,440
Speaker 8: I think if you need that much stuff, then you

1324
00:55:52,480 --> 00:55:54,840
Speaker 8: probably need a check bag that goes underneath the plane.

1325
00:55:54,920 --> 00:55:57,759
Speaker 4: If I disagree, because they but it should be free

1326
00:55:57,800 --> 00:56:00,160
Speaker 4: to check a back and that's why Southwest is good.

1327
00:56:00,880 --> 00:56:02,080
Speaker 2: No duffle bags are hell.

1328
00:56:02,760 --> 00:56:05,839
Speaker 7: Actually I have a Duffle bag wheel stuff and they

1329
00:56:05,920 --> 00:56:07,839
Speaker 7: try to get me to check that and they're like, oh,

1330
00:56:07,840 --> 00:56:09,759
Speaker 7: that's not going to fit, and I'm like, this is

1331
00:56:09,800 --> 00:56:10,359
Speaker 7: this could fit.

1332
00:56:10,320 --> 00:56:10,839
Speaker 5: Under my seat?

1333
00:56:10,880 --> 00:56:12,839
Speaker 3: What are you talking smaller than a roll a seat.

1334
00:56:12,920 --> 00:56:15,040
Speaker 8: I think those rolling suitcases, I remember when they started

1335
00:56:15,040 --> 00:56:17,239
Speaker 8: to happen. I mean they weren't always a thing. It

1336
00:56:17,320 --> 00:56:18,800
Speaker 8: was like twenty years ago when they all of a

1337
00:56:18,840 --> 00:56:22,200
Speaker 8: sudden had the perfect size, square rolling suitcases that you

1338
00:56:22,239 --> 00:56:22,920
Speaker 8: can store.

1339
00:56:23,080 --> 00:56:25,720
Speaker 1: Can you believe there weren't wheels on luggage until recently,

1340
00:56:26,760 --> 00:56:29,279
Speaker 1: Like that seems like the wheel would be invented and

1341
00:56:29,280 --> 00:56:30,000
Speaker 1: then put it on.

1342
00:56:30,800 --> 00:56:32,719
Speaker 3: I just still carry a box one.

1343
00:56:32,800 --> 00:56:33,279
Speaker 6: You have a brief.

1344
00:56:33,280 --> 00:56:34,640
Speaker 2: Why don't you want wheels on your look?

1345
00:56:34,680 --> 00:56:37,200
Speaker 4: Because they're so ugly and you guys, look, everyone looks

1346
00:56:37,239 --> 00:56:39,320
Speaker 4: so stupid dragging them around.

1347
00:56:39,560 --> 00:56:40,520
Speaker 3: And I don't even.

1348
00:56:40,400 --> 00:56:42,960
Speaker 1: Drag it because I have four and so I just

1349
00:56:43,320 --> 00:56:45,080
Speaker 1: lightly touch it. I would put a finger on it

1350
00:56:45,160 --> 00:56:46,319
Speaker 1: and it just travels with me.

1351
00:56:46,640 --> 00:56:48,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're just so ugly.

1352
00:56:48,360 --> 00:56:52,960
Speaker 4: My beige beige bag A moment that your bags aren't beige.

1353
00:56:52,960 --> 00:56:53,440
Speaker 3: That's pink?

1354
00:56:54,440 --> 00:56:55,319
Speaker 1: Really you think it's pink?

1355
00:56:56,520 --> 00:56:59,560
Speaker 2: It's well, look at the website.

1356
00:56:58,320 --> 00:57:04,960
Speaker 6: That the name of special. A moment that.

1357
00:57:06,400 --> 00:57:09,000
Speaker 8: Is bad I can't get over on planes is when

1358
00:57:09,000 --> 00:57:12,640
Speaker 8: the pert when the flight attendant comes by with snacks

1359
00:57:13,400 --> 00:57:16,400
Speaker 8: or drinks and they ask you if you want snacks

1360
00:57:16,520 --> 00:57:21,080
Speaker 8: I feel so infantilized. Whenever I request something, they go,

1361
00:57:21,400 --> 00:57:23,240
Speaker 8: do you want a snack? And then you have to go,

1362
00:57:23,640 --> 00:57:27,760
Speaker 8: I'll take the cookies. It feels so like a little baby.

1363
00:57:28,360 --> 00:57:30,920
Speaker 8: I'll take we have chips and cookies, Like you know

1364
00:57:30,920 --> 00:57:32,880
Speaker 8: how you give a baby three choices so they don't

1365
00:57:32,920 --> 00:57:35,040
Speaker 8: have unlimited choices. That's what they do to you on

1366
00:57:35,080 --> 00:57:38,200
Speaker 8: the plane. They go, we have we have chips, we

1367
00:57:38,280 --> 00:57:40,200
Speaker 8: have cookies, and we have crackers, and you go, oh,

1368
00:57:40,280 --> 00:57:42,880
Speaker 8: take the crackers, and then they give you the crackers

1369
00:57:42,880 --> 00:57:43,000
Speaker 8: like the.

1370
00:57:43,360 --> 00:57:44,600
Speaker 3: Show you one end of my hand.

1371
00:57:44,760 --> 00:57:45,080
Speaker 6: Yeah.

1372
00:57:45,120 --> 00:57:47,760
Speaker 1: Well, when you're flying business, they give you a basket

1373
00:57:47,800 --> 00:57:49,000
Speaker 1: of all these snacks and they just like put it

1374
00:57:49,040 --> 00:57:50,440
Speaker 1: in front of your face and everyone just has to

1375
00:57:50,480 --> 00:57:53,160
Speaker 1: like read each thing and touch each thing. It's like

1376
00:57:53,720 --> 00:57:56,800
Speaker 1: just pick it like you don't need to be you're

1377
00:57:56,800 --> 00:57:58,120
Speaker 1: making everyone else wait.

1378
00:57:58,200 --> 00:58:04,560
Speaker 4: It's so things just people that go a little touch everything.

1379
00:58:04,680 --> 00:58:08,400
Speaker 8: Yeah, the next time you're in this class, just listen

1380
00:58:08,480 --> 00:58:11,000
Speaker 8: to all the people when the flight attendant is coming

1381
00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:14,080
Speaker 8: by with snacks and how childish they sound when they go,

1382
00:58:14,240 --> 00:58:18,360
Speaker 8: I'll take the cookies and I'll take the Everyone has

1383
00:58:18,400 --> 00:58:20,400
Speaker 8: a little technique for how they don't want to sound

1384
00:58:20,440 --> 00:58:23,360
Speaker 8: like a little baby. Sometimes they go like, I'll take

1385
00:58:23,400 --> 00:58:26,040
Speaker 8: the cookies please, and you can tell that they're over compensating.

1386
00:58:26,720 --> 00:58:28,840
Speaker 8: I just say I don't want anything because I'm afraid.

1387
00:58:28,840 --> 00:58:30,160
Speaker 8: I don't want to sound like a baby.

1388
00:58:30,480 --> 00:58:34,120
Speaker 1: No nothing, don't miss out on a piscattie or like

1389
00:58:34,160 --> 00:58:35,440
Speaker 1: a nice brownie.

1390
00:58:35,080 --> 00:58:35,840
Speaker 6: Brill for me?

1391
00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:38,120
Speaker 3: What about the people that are ordering apple?

1392
00:58:40,440 --> 00:58:41,920
Speaker 6: You're not going to eat.

1393
00:58:41,640 --> 00:58:44,320
Speaker 8: I want to be like these losers and me are like,

1394
00:58:44,480 --> 00:58:45,880
Speaker 8: can I get the muncho's.

1395
00:58:46,160 --> 00:58:50,560
Speaker 1: It's like you, that's so funny that you won't do that.

1396
00:58:50,800 --> 00:58:54,840
Speaker 2: You're missing out.

1397
00:58:55,040 --> 00:58:55,600
Speaker 3: So old.

1398
00:58:55,680 --> 00:58:57,360
Speaker 2: I think you sound like a baby.

1399
00:58:57,480 --> 00:59:00,160
Speaker 6: I don't, and I go, I don't want any thing,

1400
00:59:00,320 --> 00:59:01,040
Speaker 6: and then they think.

1401
00:59:02,080 --> 00:59:06,720
Speaker 1: My biggest plane hack is what I said before. It

1402
00:59:06,760 --> 00:59:08,960
Speaker 1: is if you're in a middle seat, you can be

1403
00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:11,880
Speaker 1: comfortable when you sleep. You put your trade table down,

1404
00:59:11,960 --> 00:59:13,640
Speaker 1: you put your backpack on top of it, and you

1405
00:59:13,760 --> 00:59:15,880
Speaker 1: put a sweatshirt on top of that. You make it

1406
00:59:15,880 --> 00:59:18,040
Speaker 1: as tall as possible, and then you lean on it.

1407
00:59:18,200 --> 00:59:20,360
Speaker 1: Do not lean directly on the tree table. That's too low.

1408
00:59:20,400 --> 00:59:22,640
Speaker 1: It will hurt your back. Don't put just your sweatshirt

1409
00:59:22,680 --> 00:59:24,440
Speaker 1: on the tree table. You need the backpack on top

1410
00:59:24,480 --> 00:59:26,160
Speaker 1: of it, create a giant mount as high as it

1411
00:59:26,200 --> 00:59:28,200
Speaker 1: can go, and then lean on it. It is seriously

1412
00:59:28,400 --> 00:59:30,960
Speaker 1: better than being a window seat. Like you can do

1413
00:59:30,960 --> 00:59:32,760
Speaker 1: that on a window seat too, but it's like you

1414
00:59:32,760 --> 00:59:36,680
Speaker 1: can make a window seat doable. And please, for the

1415
00:59:36,760 --> 00:59:39,360
Speaker 1: love of God, if you decide to sleep in a

1416
00:59:39,360 --> 00:59:43,560
Speaker 1: middle seat, don't make everyone next to you tortured with

1417
00:59:43,600 --> 00:59:47,160
Speaker 1: your bobbing head up and down. Just please lean forward

1418
00:59:47,200 --> 00:59:49,920
Speaker 1: and go to sleep. It's so hard to just race,

1419
00:59:51,600 --> 00:59:55,440
Speaker 1: like catching themselves apnea snyle style every three seconds.

1420
00:59:55,520 --> 00:59:56,800
Speaker 3: It's like nodding off one.

1421
00:59:58,080 --> 01:00:00,800
Speaker 1: You're lean your chair back, so there some way for

1422
01:00:00,880 --> 01:00:03,560
Speaker 1: your head to not keep going like bouncing forward. It is.

1423
01:00:03,720 --> 01:00:07,000
Speaker 1: It's hell, or get a turtle neck brace thing.

1424
01:00:07,440 --> 01:00:08,320
Speaker 2: There's a there's a plan.

1425
01:00:08,440 --> 01:00:10,640
Speaker 1: There's a neck fellow called the turtle t U R

1426
01:00:10,720 --> 01:00:13,800
Speaker 1: t L and it wraps around your neck and it

1427
01:00:13,880 --> 01:00:17,600
Speaker 1: keeps you from doing you a turtle I can't stay.

1428
01:00:19,440 --> 01:00:21,920
Speaker 1: But yeah, I mean, I'm I'm so obnoxious on planes

1429
01:00:21,920 --> 01:00:23,560
Speaker 1: and I'm sure there's and don't fart on planes.

1430
01:00:23,600 --> 01:00:25,560
Speaker 2: It's really rude.

1431
01:00:25,200 --> 01:00:27,200
Speaker 1: I I think people feel like they can get away

1432
01:00:27,200 --> 01:00:28,760
Speaker 1: with it because it's muffled by the sound.

1433
01:00:28,920 --> 01:00:33,560
Speaker 2: It's really disgusting. No one means that.

1434
01:00:34,480 --> 01:00:37,800
Speaker 6: Just don't go on a plane at all. Stay home. Yeah,

1435
01:00:37,920 --> 01:00:41,080
Speaker 6: that's really what it is. Just stay where are you going?

1436
01:00:42,480 --> 01:00:42,960
Speaker 6: Stay there?

1437
01:00:43,200 --> 01:00:46,960
Speaker 1: Oh here's another one where to go? Oh my god,

1438
01:00:47,280 --> 01:00:49,720
Speaker 1: this is ninety percent of people. I think I am

1439
01:00:49,920 --> 01:00:54,080
Speaker 1: going to trigger someone. When you check your bags and

1440
01:00:54,120 --> 01:00:57,600
Speaker 1: you're at the you know, the talking to the person,

1441
01:00:57,920 --> 01:00:59,880
Speaker 1: and you get your boarding pass, and they give your

1442
01:01:00,040 --> 01:01:02,439
Speaker 1: vading pass, they give your bag tags, and it's time

1443
01:01:02,480 --> 01:01:06,160
Speaker 1: to go to your gate. Go to your fucking gate.

1444
01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:08,440
Speaker 2: Leave the area.

1445
01:01:08,560 --> 01:01:11,440
Speaker 1: There are people in line behind you who are late

1446
01:01:11,520 --> 01:01:13,320
Speaker 1: for their flight, and I'm time to talking about me.

1447
01:01:13,360 --> 01:01:15,440
Speaker 1: I'm worried about people that because I've been late before.

1448
01:01:16,040 --> 01:01:19,360
Speaker 1: Guaranteed there's someone behind you that needs that gate agent

1449
01:01:19,440 --> 01:01:20,280
Speaker 1: so they can check their.

1450
01:01:20,200 --> 01:01:21,479
Speaker 2: Bag and make it onto the plane.

1451
01:01:21,760 --> 01:01:22,960
Speaker 1: By the way, you can check your bag up to

1452
01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:25,560
Speaker 1: forty five minutes before your plane takes off, So if

1453
01:01:25,600 --> 01:01:28,000
Speaker 1: your plane is scheduled for six forty five, you can

1454
01:01:28,080 --> 01:01:30,200
Speaker 1: check your bag up until six o'clock. After that you

1455
01:01:30,240 --> 01:01:31,680
Speaker 1: have to get on the next flight because your bag

1456
01:01:31,720 --> 01:01:33,520
Speaker 1: will not make it. So that is a rule that

1457
01:01:33,560 --> 01:01:37,480
Speaker 1: people don't know about. But people just doddle. They will

1458
01:01:37,520 --> 01:01:40,440
Speaker 1: just get their tags and they'll go, and so I

1459
01:01:40,520 --> 01:01:43,400
Speaker 1: go down here. It's like, just follow the fucking sign

1460
01:01:43,560 --> 01:01:46,240
Speaker 1: clear the way, because people always people that are that

1461
01:01:46,320 --> 01:01:48,760
Speaker 1: line is always urgent, so move your ass. There's no

1462
01:01:48,800 --> 01:01:51,160
Speaker 1: one that's not urgent in that line. And these people

1463
01:01:51,320 --> 01:01:53,880
Speaker 1: after now they're safe, so now they can start taking

1464
01:01:53,920 --> 01:01:56,240
Speaker 1: their time. They used to be an urgent person, but

1465
01:01:56,280 --> 01:01:58,720
Speaker 1: they have no recollection of what that used to feel like.

1466
01:01:59,440 --> 01:02:02,120
Speaker 1: How do we I all just have a little respect

1467
01:02:02,200 --> 01:02:04,760
Speaker 1: and empathy for other people's struggles. Well I got to

1468
01:02:04,800 --> 01:02:07,640
Speaker 1: the airport earlier than them. Well fuck you. You had

1469
01:02:07,680 --> 01:02:10,520
Speaker 1: better parents that taught you how to be responsible. This

1470
01:02:10,600 --> 01:02:12,840
Speaker 1: person isn't late because they're a bad person. You're gonna

1471
01:02:12,840 --> 01:02:14,960
Speaker 1: be late someday in your life. Be nice to them.

1472
01:02:15,080 --> 01:02:17,280
Speaker 1: Oh this is my biggest tip if you and I've

1473
01:02:17,280 --> 01:02:19,800
Speaker 1: said this before on podcasts, maybe not this one specifically,

1474
01:02:20,600 --> 01:02:23,760
Speaker 1: but if you are running late for your flight and

1475
01:02:23,800 --> 01:02:25,680
Speaker 1: your bag's already checked and you just have to get

1476
01:02:25,720 --> 01:02:29,000
Speaker 1: through TSA and the line is fucking long, be a

1477
01:02:29,080 --> 01:02:33,120
Speaker 1: hero for yourself and asked to cut in line. No

1478
01:02:33,120 --> 01:02:35,320
Speaker 1: one's gonna begrudge you that say how late you are

1479
01:02:35,360 --> 01:02:38,480
Speaker 1: for your flight, Apologize profusely and cut in line. Do

1480
01:02:38,560 --> 01:02:42,160
Speaker 1: not miss your flight because you're scared to be annoying.

1481
01:02:42,280 --> 01:02:44,160
Speaker 1: Those people will forget about you as soon as you

1482
01:02:44,200 --> 01:02:46,560
Speaker 1: go through. It's not annoying. You can be very grateful.

1483
01:02:46,600 --> 01:02:48,520
Speaker 1: You can make them feel like a little hero because

1484
01:02:48,520 --> 01:02:51,680
Speaker 1: they let you through. Fight for yourself. Don't just take

1485
01:02:51,760 --> 01:02:53,800
Speaker 1: it up the ass and stay in the back of

1486
01:02:53,840 --> 01:02:55,880
Speaker 1: the line and be like, well I can't cut. Just

1487
01:02:56,280 --> 01:02:58,600
Speaker 1: have the balls, swallow your pride.

1488
01:02:58,760 --> 01:02:59,600
Speaker 3: But where do you go?

1489
01:03:00,240 --> 01:03:02,720
Speaker 2: You go in, You go in where you're going to

1490
01:03:02,760 --> 01:03:03,760
Speaker 2: have a chance.

1491
01:03:04,120 --> 01:03:07,120
Speaker 1: Yes, exactly, don't do don't talk to the person right

1492
01:03:07,160 --> 01:03:09,360
Speaker 1: in front of you, and then like slowly make your way, yeah,

1493
01:03:09,840 --> 01:03:13,400
Speaker 1: right to the room, right and and and don't implore.

1494
01:03:13,040 --> 01:03:14,960
Speaker 2: The don't talk to the TSA agent. They don't give

1495
01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:16,000
Speaker 2: a fuck about you.

1496
01:03:16,040 --> 01:03:17,000
Speaker 3: To the back of the cat.

1497
01:03:17,160 --> 01:03:19,600
Speaker 2: They won't help you, and they know not. They won't

1498
01:03:19,600 --> 01:03:20,360
Speaker 2: do that if they catch you.

1499
01:03:20,400 --> 01:03:22,200
Speaker 3: They've caught. They've told me to go to the back.

1500
01:03:22,560 --> 01:03:25,400
Speaker 4: If you're asking people, I was, I was going under

1501
01:03:25,440 --> 01:03:27,720
Speaker 4: the rope to cut, and they're like, no, going past

1502
01:03:27,760 --> 01:03:28,080
Speaker 4: the rope.

1503
01:03:28,120 --> 01:03:30,440
Speaker 3: You need to go all the way around like a snake.

1504
01:03:30,600 --> 01:03:31,920
Speaker 2: You know what I would do in that scenario, I

1505
01:03:31,920 --> 01:03:32,760
Speaker 2: would say.

1506
01:03:32,920 --> 01:03:35,440
Speaker 1: I said, ma'am, I'm just going to ask someone if

1507
01:03:35,480 --> 01:03:37,720
Speaker 1: I can cut. I'm so sorry, I'm late for my flight.

1508
01:03:38,400 --> 01:03:44,200
Speaker 1: We've all been there. I'm embarrassed, so embarrassing, just a threat, yeah, yeah,

1509
01:03:44,280 --> 01:03:47,880
Speaker 1: yeah yeah. And I think people feel so scared going

1510
01:03:47,880 --> 01:03:49,280
Speaker 1: to airports because they feel like they're going to be

1511
01:03:49,360 --> 01:03:52,120
Speaker 1: arrested for the slightest thing. And everyone's a people pleaser,

1512
01:03:52,160 --> 01:03:55,760
Speaker 1: and everyone's has alcoholic parents, so everyone's tiptoeing around everyone's feelings,

1513
01:03:55,760 --> 01:03:58,720
Speaker 1: and everyone's scared of getting in trouble. I promise you

1514
01:03:58,720 --> 01:04:00,640
Speaker 1: you can leave your bag and go to the bathroom.

1515
01:04:00,680 --> 01:04:02,760
Speaker 1: No one's gonna confiscate it, even though they keep saying

1516
01:04:03,040 --> 01:04:06,120
Speaker 1: things of like, don't leave your luggage, it will be confiscated.

1517
01:04:06,400 --> 01:04:08,800
Speaker 2: It won't be I love doing it.

1518
01:04:09,760 --> 01:04:12,240
Speaker 1: Just relax with air travel, and if you have any questions,

1519
01:04:12,320 --> 01:04:14,920
Speaker 1: dm me because I will love to dispel your fears.

1520
01:04:15,040 --> 01:04:17,720
Speaker 1: And also if you if you feel you have turbulence

1521
01:04:18,760 --> 01:04:25,440
Speaker 1: on a plane, it isn't gonna turbulence. Planes can handle

1522
01:04:25,440 --> 01:04:28,360
Speaker 1: it so much. Someone once said to me a pilot

1523
01:04:28,360 --> 01:04:32,000
Speaker 1: one said to me that turbulence is the same as

1524
01:04:32,080 --> 01:04:35,160
Speaker 1: driving over a styrofoam cup on the highway. Would you

1525
01:04:35,200 --> 01:04:37,480
Speaker 1: freak out about that? If you were a driver, No,

1526
01:04:37,720 --> 01:04:40,160
Speaker 1: it would be literally nothing, but it feels like so

1527
01:04:40,320 --> 01:04:43,600
Speaker 1: much to someone else. But it's that is what pilots

1528
01:04:43,600 --> 01:04:46,520
Speaker 1: look at turbulence as it literally is not any detriment.

1529
01:04:46,840 --> 01:04:49,560
Speaker 1: You're not gonna die, and don't hold my hand. No,

1530
01:04:49,720 --> 01:04:52,920
Speaker 1: I actually do hold my hand. I would like it.

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Speaker 2: Is this the end of the show. Did we already

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Speaker 2: do final thought?

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Speaker 6: Yes?

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Speaker 1: Okay, well we covered it all. This is a very

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Speaker 1: uh air travel heavy show. But I think we I

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Speaker 1: just am tired of people nervous about something that I'm

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Speaker 1: just like, this isn't a big deal. But I get

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Speaker 1: that because I used to be that way too, But

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Speaker 1: as someone who does it a lot, it's not that

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Speaker 1: much to worry about. You're gonna make your flight. It's

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Speaker 1: gonna be okay. Yeah, And come see us in Florida

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Speaker 1: this weekend nineteenth and twentieth fort Pierce Daytona Beach, and

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Speaker 1: then I'm going to be in Atlanta soon and many

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Speaker 1: other cities. Nickok Glazer dot com, including the Hollywood Bowl

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Speaker 1: in Los Angeles, California, May ninth, with Taylor Tomlinson Shell

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Speaker 1: Buteu and Sarah Silverman. If you want to plan a

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Speaker 1: trip around that to La and that is going to

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Speaker 1: be a fun one. Can't wait. I'm so nervous. Who

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Speaker 1: knows what it's going to be like? Uh but it's.

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Speaker 2: Hollywood ballby.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I told my voice teacher yesterday.

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Speaker 1: I was like, oh, and I'm performing with the Hollywood

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Speaker 1: bol name there. He was like what what? He goes,

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Speaker 1: what is your life? But I was like, I know,

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Speaker 1: it's crazy. I've been Balwin for this little voice lesson

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Speaker 1: and I'm performing.

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Speaker 2: The Hollywood Bowl in May. Hey, Ballwin ain't nothing, Balwin

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Speaker 2: ain't nothing.

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Speaker 1: Thinking bones all right, guys, thank you guys for listening.

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Speaker 1: Don't be care And did the line the line tell

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Speaker 1: me Jack Flash.

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