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Speaker 2: Really, there was a long line over there. Thanks for

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Speaker 2: not getting weirded out at a girl going to the

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Speaker 3: I'm not like other guys. I actually thought you were

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Speaker 3: taking a dump, which I thought ultimately was a hilarious

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Speaker 3: move to pull during a second day in the West Village.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, you are absolutely crazy. I've never heard

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Speaker 2: someone be so honest and straightforward.

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Speaker 3: Before you bring out the side of me that's so

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Speaker 3: freaking silly.

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Speaker 2: Wow, Okay, Professor Durpenstein.

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Speaker 3: I feel like with you, like when I tell you

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Speaker 3: I'm struggling at my teaching job at NYU.

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Speaker 4: You really get it. And you listen to me.

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Speaker 2: When I talk about how I must struggle lean actress

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Speaker 2: going to auditions for Best Buy commercials in Midtown. You

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Speaker 2: don't think, Hey, that's stupid. She's never gonna make it.

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Speaker 2: Maybe she could be in a commercial one day, but

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Speaker 2: she'll never be doing Shakespeare in the park. You think, wow,

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Speaker 2: she's cool, or I don't know, maybe you don't.

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry, no, just stop. You look so sorry. This

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Speaker 4: is like two for it.

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Speaker 3: You just look so like sexy when you doubt yourself,

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Speaker 3: don't you close your eyes and your left eye flutters nervously,

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Speaker 3: and then you get this sparkle and then you do

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Speaker 3: this thing with your hands that's so cute, and they

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Speaker 3: shake a little, and then your left like also starts shaking,

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Speaker 3: and I don't know, sorry, I'm.

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Speaker 2: Can I tell you a secret please? I just kind

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Speaker 2: of had a flash of what your penis looks like.

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Speaker 4: Conston.

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Speaker 2: I know, I'm so weird. That was so inappropriate. I

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Speaker 2: should never say that to a guy. I'm sorry, So

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Speaker 2: can I ask? It seems like a really nice size.

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Speaker 4: Do you want to feel its size?

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Speaker 2: I kind of do. Ah, that's so weird of me.

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Speaker 4: Touch it?

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Speaker 2: Oh my god. Wow, it reminds me of a nice

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Speaker 2: three day old, stale focaccia, just kind of hard but

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Speaker 2: kind of soft at the same time.

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Speaker 4: Come on me, I want to show you someplace. I'll

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Speaker 4: get the check.

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Speaker 2: That's really gentlemanly of you, But I don't need you

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Speaker 2: to get the check.

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Speaker 4: You could totally pay.

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Speaker 2: I'm a feminist, but I don't have to.

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Speaker 4: Be, so I okay, I will pay then.

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Speaker 5: Cool.

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Speaker 2: Honestly, I didn't even notice that you would or would

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Speaker 2: not have paid. It doesn't matter to me.

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Speaker 3: Oh well the check was actually a lot. Okay, it's

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Speaker 3: actually not a problem.

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Speaker 4: But no, no, no, I got it. I got it was

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Speaker 4: just like more than I expected.

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Speaker 2: That's totally cool. I'm just really struggling right now in

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Speaker 2: my acting career, so I don't really have the.

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Speaker 4: No, no, no, I wasn't asking. Yeah, no, it's that's totally fine.

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Speaker 4: It's just like whoa New York City. If you're in,

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Speaker 4: you're you can still be shocked by the prices.

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Speaker 1: Who's that knocking at the door.

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Speaker 2: It's all your friends, you filthy whorse. Your husband's gone,

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Speaker 2: and we've got books and a bottle of wine to kill.

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Speaker 1: It's Hollywood, it's books, it's gossip.

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Speaker 3: I'm sure it's memoir.

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Speaker 2: It's Martini.

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Speaker 1: Celebrity poof club to read it while it's hot, celebrity

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Speaker 4: I'll tell your secrets.

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Speaker 1: We won't talk celebrity books.

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Speaker 2: No boys are a loud celeto say it loud and

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Speaker 2: poud celebrity book club.

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Speaker 4: Buzz me in.

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Speaker 2: I brought the queer foe hey by friend. How the

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Speaker 2: hell are you.

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Speaker 4: Live in my life? Lovita Loca? In New York City,

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Speaker 4: things are crazy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a wild, wild city.

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Speaker 4: Okay, this morning, I'm so random.

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Speaker 3: I was taking a shower like hot and sexy, and

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Speaker 2: And we all know everyone's shower is totally unique.

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Speaker 4: You know you have a showered ed yc one.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, I had to like go running for my super

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Speaker 2: Like wait, and you're like in a towel. I mean

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Speaker 2: I did get in the towel wrap and so like

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Speaker 3: Like shaving cream everywhere, being so nineties, like my in

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Speaker 2: Won't turn off, and your apartment's flooding and all your

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Speaker 2: dildos are floating, They're.

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Speaker 3: Floating everywhere, and then my landlord's all my dildos and

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Speaker 2: My landlord like did pull my dildos off from under

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Speaker 4: It's funny that you keep them. I feeling under the sink.

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Speaker 4: That's such a I feel like area for mold.

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Speaker 3: And we'll get into dildo keeping safety in the VIP lounge.

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Speaker 2: We'll be having our friend on Janet who is an

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Speaker 3: How to keep things dry, sanitary and uh ready to go.

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Speaker 2: Uh No, I mean, I guess I keep them in

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Speaker 2: there because sometimes it's just more like that's where you

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Speaker 2: rinse the toys and then they kind of go back

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Speaker 2: in there. I'm not so like dildo and lube and instead

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Speaker 2: of the bad you know that. I have a huge

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Speaker 2: issue with people who have the industrial Loube pump on

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Speaker 4: What about in a drawer would you be anti well?

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Speaker 2: I famously don't have any drawers in my bedroom.

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Speaker 3: Let's say, maybe like a fellow folk you know, and

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Speaker 3: did this, I had some loub in a cool small drawer.

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Speaker 2: Tastefully if it was in another container within the drawer,

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Speaker 2: I would say that's tasteful. But just loose in the

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Speaker 2: drawer and lubes getting all over like quarters and hair ties, Like.

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Speaker 4: It's not that, but it has a strong cap, a.

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Speaker 2: Wrong cap, but it's still getting like sticky on the side.

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Speaker 2: There's no way that it's just like perfectly fresh and clean.

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Speaker 2: And you're telling me that it's quarters and hair ties

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Speaker 3: Well no, I mean I do have a huge like

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Speaker 3: like mom, close your ears, like blube blues, quarters, old

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Speaker 2: I just like try to avoid that. So that's why

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Speaker 2: I have the box that's just like the dildo, the loop.

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Speaker 3: You know, bedside George disgusting under my like ridgewood, like

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Speaker 2: Call me old fashioned, but I think like sexual things

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Speaker 2: should be privd especially in a small apartment, people are

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, if I have a cat sitter, like

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Speaker 3: things are getting cleared out of the drawers to the toolbox,

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Speaker 3: I get all my cats that are literally like from

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Speaker 2: Now they're going to go rummaging for your toolbox.

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Speaker 3: Lily when I cats it half In the past, that

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Speaker 2: You look in the bedside, Georgia, see what the toys are? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: because you're usually catching for lesbians once.

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Speaker 3: I yeah, Cat's at for a queer couple, which was

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Speaker 4: And that was years ago.

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Speaker 2: And I do they listen to the pod and they're

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Speaker 3: Their current lover does know. Okay, so yeah, we actually

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Speaker 3: read a book this week.

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Speaker 2: We read a book by someone who totally is into sex. See.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, someone who's like totally sex positive, but Alto was

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Speaker 3: like quirky about sex.

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Speaker 4: Didn't know she was such a sex quirkster.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean quirkster is the right word because she's

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Speaker 2: definitely not like kinky. But as she says, she loves Peanie.

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Speaker 3: You know her never from the blockbuster known as Crazy

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Speaker 3: Rich Asians.

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Speaker 2: You may also know her from the j Loo Joint Hustlers.

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Speaker 3: Boat Ladies and Gentlemen and Folks, Constance and whoo woo

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Speaker 2: Wow, this book.

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Speaker 4: Wow. I didn't know kind of what was coming, I'll

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean at a certain point we listened to

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Speaker 3: So we were just listening to it off my beautiful

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Speaker 3: Which is an insane way to listen to a book.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, as you're just in like absolute dead traffic in

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Speaker 2: any nine, I don't know. She's just like so fucking nerdy, dirty,

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Speaker 2: the extent that she makes Anna Kendrick look like Jemima Curry, like,

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Speaker 3: I have said to audio Roll because when I did

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Speaker 4: But I'm glad I got the audio because you want.

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Speaker 3: To hear her be like and then he would shake

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Speaker 3: his penis after work and we would play the silliest

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Speaker 2: Like that is not an exaggeration. Like what you're saying

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Speaker 2: about her like kind of dating random guys, and you're

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Speaker 2: just like, wow, I guess this is like an interesting

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Speaker 3: No, it feels like the whole thing is when someone

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Speaker 2: it was interesting that she's, like you said, like her

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Speaker 3: That's her point of just being like the don't assume

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Speaker 2: But she also then like in that way when she

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Speaker 2: reading the New Yorker profile and it's not such a

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Speaker 2: Was it a review of No, it's just a profile

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Speaker 4: So what did the New Yorker say about her?

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Speaker 3: If there's something about that movie that and this is

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Speaker 3: Yeah, like it wanted to be prestige but also like

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Speaker 3: It either should have been even like campier because it

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Speaker 3: at Tish and it's like, hey, guys want to come

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00:21:16,520 --> 00:21:19,480
Speaker 3: to a strip club in New Jersey with me this weekend,

442
00:21:19,760 --> 00:21:24,280
Speaker 3: like I'm actually researching like drug runners, and she's like

443
00:21:24,440 --> 00:21:25,080
Speaker 3: going there.

444
00:21:24,960 --> 00:21:27,080
Speaker 2: And she's getting when she gets there.

445
00:21:28,359 --> 00:21:33,439
Speaker 3: And she's like, ah, yeah, I'll have a tequila ice

446
00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:36,680
Speaker 3: and is like getting kind of a sexy outfit from

447
00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:39,639
Speaker 3: Forever twenty one, but something is off and then is

448
00:21:39,760 --> 00:21:40,800
Speaker 3: like okay, let's go.

449
00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:48,720
Speaker 2: Yeah. It's like no, she works very hard and never

450
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:52,199
Speaker 2: really lets loose at all, and like is just like

451
00:21:52,320 --> 00:21:57,560
Speaker 2: completely the most uptight goody two shoes that you can imagine,

452
00:21:57,880 --> 00:22:01,080
Speaker 2: and so that comes through even when she's like pretending

453
00:22:01,119 --> 00:22:02,879
Speaker 2: to be gritty. It's just like it feels like more

454
00:22:02,920 --> 00:22:05,240
Speaker 2: of a pretense, right, I don't know. I mean she

455
00:22:05,320 --> 00:22:07,400
Speaker 2: made more sense of crazyerc agents, although I just kind

456
00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:10,600
Speaker 2: of thought Crazy Rich Agels was boring. Sorry really yeah,

457
00:22:10,640 --> 00:22:12,159
Speaker 2: I like Fellows sleep watching.

458
00:22:11,920 --> 00:22:14,120
Speaker 4: And I loved Crazy Rich Asians.

459
00:22:14,280 --> 00:22:16,760
Speaker 2: I also part of me was upset because when I

460
00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:19,040
Speaker 2: first heard about Crazy Rich Asians, I thought I was

461
00:22:19,080 --> 00:22:23,920
Speaker 2: gonna be about these like badass, like sexy rich teens

462
00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:25,280
Speaker 2: in Singapore.

463
00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:28,240
Speaker 4: No, you were disappointed. You wanted to be.

464
00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:31,320
Speaker 3: More about like a crew of like nine batties, like

465
00:22:31,359 --> 00:22:32,560
Speaker 3: being so credit cards.

466
00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:35,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, and like always like stealing Daddy's credit card and

467
00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:37,600
Speaker 2: just like I thought it would be more like Hustlers. Honestly,

468
00:22:37,880 --> 00:22:40,280
Speaker 2: just like where's the coke? Where's the credit cards?

469
00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:42,159
Speaker 4: Well make that movie, babe.

470
00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:45,040
Speaker 2: No I know. If anyone needs to make the movie

471
00:22:45,040 --> 00:22:50,719
Speaker 2: about just like four badass like rich Asian Chicas taking

472
00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:51,919
Speaker 2: over Sanza, it's me.

473
00:22:52,880 --> 00:22:55,720
Speaker 3: And then you send an offer to Constant Woo and

474
00:22:55,760 --> 00:22:57,840
Speaker 3: you're like, I don't know if you heard my podcast

475
00:22:57,840 --> 00:23:02,040
Speaker 3: where I.

476
00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:03,239
Speaker 2: Want to part your memoir instead that you're annoying, but

477
00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:05,120
Speaker 2: I think that you could redeem yourself.

478
00:23:05,720 --> 00:23:17,320
Speaker 1: Cet Celebrity book Club.

479
00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:21,840
Speaker 3: Let's talk about her in crazy rotations and the kind

480
00:23:21,840 --> 00:23:25,080
Speaker 3: of the Fresh off the Boat cancelation her me too

481
00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:26,400
Speaker 3: and kind of all that.

482
00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:28,680
Speaker 2: Okay, let's just get the plot out of the way.

483
00:23:29,640 --> 00:23:32,320
Speaker 4: It was just a little plot here, okay, little housekeeping.

484
00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:35,040
Speaker 3: So she's doing Fresh off the Boat, which I remember

485
00:23:35,240 --> 00:23:38,080
Speaker 3: when it came out because I like love situational comedy.

486
00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:39,560
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, I'm going to watch this, and

487
00:23:39,600 --> 00:23:41,840
Speaker 3: then didn't. But I did watch like two episodes last night,

488
00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:44,359
Speaker 3: and I was like, there's just something about like a

489
00:23:44,440 --> 00:23:47,000
Speaker 3: new sitcom she was. I did have some singers in

490
00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:49,639
Speaker 3: it and like, I felt like her character was being

491
00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:52,800
Speaker 3: kind of fun, but I don't know the sitcom for me,

492
00:23:52,840 --> 00:23:56,639
Speaker 3: it was just too sitcom in like a too recent

493
00:23:56,680 --> 00:23:59,560
Speaker 3: way that was just not personally hitting for me.

494
00:24:00,119 --> 00:24:01,919
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean so all I met. I watched a

495
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:03,879
Speaker 2: trailer for Fresh off the Boat yesterday. That was the

496
00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:06,600
Speaker 2: amount of research I did, And I did have to

497
00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:08,800
Speaker 2: say this was saying it before. So she got flack

498
00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:12,879
Speaker 2: initially for doing like a Chinese immigrant accent in the show,

499
00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:16,359
Speaker 2: and I just I don't buy I know that she

500
00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:19,480
Speaker 2: literally is like a second generation or first generation, I

501
00:24:19,480 --> 00:24:23,119
Speaker 2: forget which where you start counting, But I do find

502
00:24:23,119 --> 00:24:25,800
Speaker 2: the accent a little bit, and I, you know, as

503
00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:33,480
Speaker 2: someone who is not fully Asian. But I'm like, I'm

504
00:24:33,480 --> 00:24:37,440
Speaker 2: not totally buying it. It does seem a little bit fake.

505
00:24:37,840 --> 00:24:41,040
Speaker 3: Well, I think it ULTI might be with the stiltedness

506
00:24:41,160 --> 00:24:43,360
Speaker 3: of the sitcom.

507
00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:44,760
Speaker 2: Because it's like so sickcommy.

508
00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:46,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, feels like a little weird.

509
00:24:47,240 --> 00:24:49,359
Speaker 2: It's also one of those single camera right, it's not

510
00:24:49,359 --> 00:24:50,760
Speaker 2: shot in front of the studio, NaNs. Theer is in

511
00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:53,840
Speaker 2: like a laugh track, right, yeah, there's no laugh track. Yeah,

512
00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:55,159
Speaker 2: I don't know, I get it. I don't know, I

513
00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:58,120
Speaker 2: think that like Margaret Chow not to pit Asian women

514
00:24:58,119 --> 00:24:59,960
Speaker 2: against each other, but I think market just take.

515
00:24:59,880 --> 00:25:01,520
Speaker 4: You beating them against each other.

516
00:25:02,119 --> 00:25:04,359
Speaker 2: Also, what is okay? I feel like a lot of

517
00:25:04,359 --> 00:25:05,760
Speaker 2: people at the time in the show where it's like, oh,

518
00:25:05,760 --> 00:25:08,120
Speaker 2: there's never been a sickom but like All American Girl

519
00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:10,600
Speaker 2: was in nineteen ninety six or whatever, and that show

520
00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:11,640
Speaker 2: was so funny.

521
00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:14,040
Speaker 3: Well, I think the point was that it's All American

522
00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:17,480
Speaker 3: Girl lasted for not even a full season, and they're

523
00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:20,120
Speaker 3: talking about Fresh off the Boat lasting for six seasons.

524
00:25:20,440 --> 00:25:22,000
Speaker 2: No, in America wasn't ready.

525
00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:24,440
Speaker 3: America wasn't ready. And I mean, as we know of

526
00:25:24,520 --> 00:25:27,000
Speaker 3: reading all Murgat show stuff, she wasn't even happy with

527
00:25:27,080 --> 00:25:30,080
Speaker 3: how they did do All American Girl. No, she was

528
00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:32,840
Speaker 3: like so angry at like what they made her do

529
00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:33,159
Speaker 3: and like.

530
00:25:33,160 --> 00:25:35,160
Speaker 2: The plot right, and they thought they were making her

531
00:25:35,320 --> 00:25:38,360
Speaker 2: be too just like walk jokes right.

532
00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:41,760
Speaker 4: And this was like so like critically well received.

533
00:25:42,119 --> 00:25:44,680
Speaker 2: What Fresh off the Boat Yeah, And.

534
00:25:44,640 --> 00:25:46,199
Speaker 4: I was kind of like, okay, So I don't know,

535
00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:47,479
Speaker 4: it's just like a sick calm.

536
00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:49,280
Speaker 2: I feel like it's kind of medium. I feel like

537
00:25:49,320 --> 00:25:52,520
Speaker 2: it's more like people are like we acknowledge it as

538
00:25:52,720 --> 00:25:57,160
Speaker 2: like a milestone. Yes, it's more getting kind of milestone credit.

539
00:25:56,880 --> 00:25:58,879
Speaker 4: Than it was being more milestone. And I feel like

540
00:25:58,920 --> 00:25:59,360
Speaker 4: I don't.

541
00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:01,600
Speaker 2: Think anyone's put In on their list of besta cooms.

542
00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:03,719
Speaker 4: Like it literally was like it won like all these

543
00:26:03,840 --> 00:26:05,280
Speaker 4: Critics Choice Awards.

544
00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:09,119
Speaker 2: Because everyone is desperate for a Critics Choice Award.

545
00:26:09,320 --> 00:26:11,639
Speaker 3: I mean, you'd be pretty happy if you had a

546
00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:12,639
Speaker 3: Critics Choice Award.

547
00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:15,199
Speaker 2: People want the Emmys, they want the like Saga Ward or.

548
00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:17,400
Speaker 4: Whatever, so if you got one, you wouldn't care.

549
00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:21,960
Speaker 2: I would literally would throw it in the Okay, But basically,

550
00:26:22,119 --> 00:26:24,960
Speaker 2: so did you like it was a funny sounds like.

551
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,919
Speaker 3: I was enjoying it and I watched two episodes. I

552
00:26:28,040 --> 00:26:32,160
Speaker 3: wouldn't watch more, but I was like she was being

553
00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:34,320
Speaker 3: funny in it, and like she was being kind of

554
00:26:34,320 --> 00:26:36,920
Speaker 3: like sassy to her husband, and she had this whole

555
00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:39,399
Speaker 3: plot with her like white best friend on the show

556
00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:43,080
Speaker 3: about like theater and like diet.

557
00:26:42,760 --> 00:26:44,720
Speaker 2: Well, this is this thing about her And I think

558
00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:47,720
Speaker 2: this applies to Anna Kendrick too, is like you can

559
00:26:47,840 --> 00:26:51,280
Speaker 2: be like super weird and nerdy and uptight and then

560
00:26:51,359 --> 00:26:55,359
Speaker 2: it's somehow like in this almost scientology way, just like

561
00:26:55,520 --> 00:26:58,479
Speaker 2: works when you're trying to be funny, even though like

562
00:26:58,680 --> 00:27:00,760
Speaker 2: you would probably not be funny as a person to

563
00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:02,199
Speaker 2: hang out with and have a conversation with.

564
00:27:02,480 --> 00:27:04,840
Speaker 3: I mean, I think this andestly applies to most actors.

565
00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:07,080
Speaker 3: Is like how you can be like that's why you

566
00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:09,080
Speaker 3: are funny or have good timing. It's like you can

567
00:27:09,119 --> 00:27:12,520
Speaker 3: be kind of blank and then like go into the role.

568
00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:15,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, So there's this whole chapter. The longest chapter

569
00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:18,200
Speaker 2: in the book is about how she was continually sexually

570
00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:22,000
Speaker 2: harassed by a producer on Fresh off the Boat that

571
00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:24,640
Speaker 2: she refers to as m And she does not name

572
00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:29,560
Speaker 2: his name, but if you go on or at it,

573
00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:33,560
Speaker 2: it's pretty clear that it's this guy, Melvin Maher, who

574
00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:37,040
Speaker 2: is still working and is like producing more like Netflix

575
00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:38,000
Speaker 2: shows about.

576
00:27:37,760 --> 00:27:40,720
Speaker 3: It looks like he produces that show The America Phil

577
00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:43,680
Speaker 3: about the creator of Everybody Loves Raymond Eating.

578
00:27:43,880 --> 00:27:47,200
Speaker 2: And he's also doing this Disney show called prom Packed.

579
00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:49,560
Speaker 4: No, I mean, he's working.

580
00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:52,679
Speaker 3: And the whole thing about her me Too is basically

581
00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:57,320
Speaker 3: like she had agents and stuff, but really kind of

582
00:27:57,400 --> 00:27:59,720
Speaker 3: like he convinced her that she had to rely on

583
00:27:59,800 --> 00:28:03,440
Speaker 3: him for kind of like all like official things and

584
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:07,359
Speaker 3: you know, he abuses power and was always like, oh, no,

585
00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:09,560
Speaker 3: you can't go to a table read. You have to

586
00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:12,320
Speaker 3: do this, and like her agents would be like, no,

587
00:28:12,359 --> 00:28:13,520
Speaker 3: you don't have to do that, and he'd be like,

588
00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:15,879
Speaker 3: don't listen to them. And then there's this one time

589
00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:18,720
Speaker 3: where he takes her to a basketball game and it's

590
00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:22,240
Speaker 3: kind of just a lot of inappropriate things combined together.

591
00:28:22,920 --> 00:28:25,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's feeling her up at the basketball game and

592
00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:28,199
Speaker 2: just kind of generally being creepy and just being like

593
00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:30,159
Speaker 2: you need to come with me, you need to do this,

594
00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:32,080
Speaker 2: like you should do that, and just kind of being

595
00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:36,919
Speaker 2: very demanding and implying. And then he's like says this

596
00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:39,040
Speaker 2: thing where he's like, I can fuck any Asian American

597
00:28:39,160 --> 00:28:40,240
Speaker 2: actress I want.

598
00:28:40,440 --> 00:28:42,360
Speaker 3: And this is like after he gets her like a

599
00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:46,719
Speaker 3: custom T shirt at the Nike store that seems insane.

600
00:28:46,520 --> 00:28:48,240
Speaker 2: But what does it say on this shirt? That's what

601
00:28:48,280 --> 00:28:50,600
Speaker 2: I would didn't worry. She doesn't say doesn't reveal with

602
00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:50,960
Speaker 2: the shirt.

603
00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:53,680
Speaker 3: So they go to this Lakers game and she's like,

604
00:28:53,760 --> 00:28:56,800
Speaker 3: I'll only go if you get me like beard hot dogs,

605
00:28:56,880 --> 00:28:58,760
Speaker 3: and then he gets mad at her and really poudy

606
00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:00,960
Speaker 3: that she's not paying attention to the game just a

607
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:03,240
Speaker 3: little bit, like have you heard like girls in sports?

608
00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:05,520
Speaker 4: Like right, he was mad that she wasn't.

609
00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:08,120
Speaker 2: I mean, he's upset because she's not like learning with

610
00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:08,680
Speaker 2: him and like.

611
00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:10,680
Speaker 3: Yeah and being like, oh my god, I can't believe

612
00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:14,200
Speaker 3: we're almost courtside the Lakers. So then he starts like

613
00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:17,600
Speaker 3: texting someone else and he's being like yeah, any like

614
00:29:17,680 --> 00:29:20,000
Speaker 3: young Asian American us were like fuck me. And then

615
00:29:20,040 --> 00:29:22,640
Speaker 3: she like plays guy's girl to like smooth things over.

616
00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:25,160
Speaker 3: And then in between that, he goes into the Nike

617
00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:26,600
Speaker 3: store and he's like, have you ever been to the

618
00:29:26,720 --> 00:29:27,440
Speaker 3: Nike store?

619
00:29:27,880 --> 00:29:32,080
Speaker 4: And she's like, I've been to a Nike store, not

620
00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:33,280
Speaker 4: this particular one.

621
00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:36,080
Speaker 2: That was one of the funniest was I went to

622
00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:37,400
Speaker 2: a Nike store.

623
00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:40,720
Speaker 3: And he goes in and clearly they're like doing some

624
00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:43,760
Speaker 3: from whatever promotion where you get probably just like a

625
00:29:43,840 --> 00:29:46,520
Speaker 3: Lakers T shirt and you can get something printed that

626
00:29:46,600 --> 00:29:49,400
Speaker 3: says like I went to the Lakers game.

627
00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:51,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, or does it just say her name on it

628
00:29:51,160 --> 00:29:52,920
Speaker 2: or something like I thought it was gonna be something

629
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:55,400
Speaker 2: like totally inappropriate.

630
00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:57,040
Speaker 3: Right, like I have big titties and I went to

631
00:29:57,080 --> 00:29:59,800
Speaker 3: the Lakers game. And then she leaves, and she is

632
00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:02,400
Speaker 3: impressed by the T shirt, and he keeps something like

633
00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:04,360
Speaker 3: send me a selfie, send me a selfie, and she's like,

634
00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:05,240
Speaker 3: I hate selfies.

635
00:30:05,600 --> 00:30:07,120
Speaker 4: I think they're so narcissistic.

636
00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:11,240
Speaker 2: And that's like her excuse to not send a selfie,

637
00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:14,160
Speaker 2: and then she does, but it's like a really tame selfie,

638
00:30:14,160 --> 00:30:15,760
Speaker 2: and then the next day he's like, you should have

639
00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:20,680
Speaker 2: sent sexier selfie. And now he's uncancelled, and here's just

640
00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:23,760
Speaker 2: a photo of him getting a shoulder massage from John

641
00:30:23,800 --> 00:30:27,040
Speaker 2: de Mayor out of Private I'm in Ocotobra.

642
00:30:27,240 --> 00:30:30,240
Speaker 3: So basically, at some point she's just like fuck it,

643
00:30:30,520 --> 00:30:34,240
Speaker 3: like I'm gonna say something. Oh, and there's like another

644
00:30:34,280 --> 00:30:36,000
Speaker 3: woman who's like you should go to HR, and she's

645
00:30:36,040 --> 00:30:38,240
Speaker 3: like I won't. So then finally she breaks down. She

646
00:30:38,280 --> 00:30:42,400
Speaker 3: tweets about this guy, and the whole fresh off the

647
00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:45,480
Speaker 3: boat crew is actually really mad at her, but she

648
00:30:45,600 --> 00:30:49,160
Speaker 3: doesn't name him. Yeah, She just like says, like a producer.

649
00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:52,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, And so she kind of has this like anonymous

650
00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:56,600
Speaker 2: metoage and then everyone's pissed at her, and then a

651
00:30:56,840 --> 00:30:59,800
Speaker 2: former colleague of hers dms her and tells her that

652
00:30:59,840 --> 00:31:03,959
Speaker 2: she like destroying the Asian American acting community and she

653
00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:06,560
Speaker 2: needs to shut her damn mouth. And she also doesn't

654
00:31:06,560 --> 00:31:09,520
Speaker 2: say who that person is, but Lily has a theory,

655
00:31:09,640 --> 00:31:10,600
Speaker 2: so I haven't.

656
00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:14,080
Speaker 3: I mean, this could be she says, basically a former colleague.

657
00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:17,280
Speaker 3: And this happens right after she shot Crazy Rigasians. Then

658
00:31:17,280 --> 00:31:19,240
Speaker 3: I went to this guy's Instagram and then he's at

659
00:31:19,280 --> 00:31:22,200
Speaker 3: like this table with like Philip Limb and like Michelle Yao.

660
00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:25,120
Speaker 3: And I'm like, did Michelle Yao DM her? And was

661
00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:27,080
Speaker 3: like you need to shut your trap?

662
00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:27,760
Speaker 1: Yeah?

663
00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:31,360
Speaker 2: I mean I think Michelle Yo was like, oh yo, bitch.

664
00:31:31,880 --> 00:31:34,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's is zip Bet is she dming?

665
00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:39,040
Speaker 2: Though Michelle Yo Dming does seem like a stretch.

666
00:31:39,240 --> 00:31:41,040
Speaker 3: Now, I'm just like, maybe it was someone like a

667
00:31:41,040 --> 00:31:42,720
Speaker 3: little bit younger or not like.

668
00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:47,000
Speaker 2: Her, Like Michelle Yo doesn't run her own Instagram message.

669
00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:49,320
Speaker 4: She's not going to messages being.

670
00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:52,680
Speaker 2: Like no, she has an assistant who's like responding to

671
00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:53,320
Speaker 2: things for her.

672
00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:56,000
Speaker 3: She's like, actually, give me back my iPad, I need

673
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:57,680
Speaker 3: to DM constants.

674
00:31:58,040 --> 00:32:02,160
Speaker 2: So maybe it was just like somebody else like who

675
00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:03,000
Speaker 2: is not that far.

676
00:32:03,080 --> 00:32:05,960
Speaker 4: Right, who is just like I feel like you shouldn't

677
00:32:05,960 --> 00:32:08,520
Speaker 4: do this. And then she tries to kill herself and

678
00:32:08,520 --> 00:32:09,560
Speaker 4: it's kind of sad.

679
00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:11,440
Speaker 2: But well, so then there's this other thing where so

680
00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:14,920
Speaker 2: then Fresh off the Boat gets like renewed, and that

681
00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:18,000
Speaker 2: d she tweets that she's just like, oh damn it,

682
00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:20,680
Speaker 2: like I'm so pissed. Then she said that that was

683
00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:23,160
Speaker 2: about something else, that it wasn't about Fresh off the

684
00:32:23,160 --> 00:32:26,440
Speaker 2: Boat getting renewed. It was just like she meant that

685
00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:29,120
Speaker 2: she couldn't do a different project. And then it was like,

686
00:32:29,160 --> 00:32:33,240
Speaker 2: you're so ungrateful for being on this important show that

687
00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:38,480
Speaker 2: is somewhat critical claimed but mostly acknowledged for being a milestone.

688
00:32:39,440 --> 00:32:40,760
Speaker 2: And so that's.

689
00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:46,120
Speaker 3: About why women can't be annoyed that they're still in

690
00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:49,800
Speaker 3: a six year sitcom one camera contract.

691
00:32:50,240 --> 00:32:52,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I'd be furious if I was on

692
00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:55,960
Speaker 2: an ABC sircum for six years. I would be so funny.

693
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:58,360
Speaker 3: Furiously, even if you were raking in, I feel like

694
00:32:58,400 --> 00:33:00,640
Speaker 3: you would just be like, what the fuck?

695
00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:02,760
Speaker 4: I want to go to copenhau Get No.

696
00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:04,800
Speaker 2: Literally, I would just be like, I'm not doing this anymore.

697
00:33:04,840 --> 00:33:06,320
Speaker 2: I'm going to Copenhanger and I don't care.

698
00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:08,520
Speaker 3: And then like some like Silver Daddy would be like

699
00:33:08,760 --> 00:33:15,200
Speaker 3: you need to do a German American photo shoot.

700
00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:19,200
Speaker 2: No, and then all of these other like Chicago gay Nurses,

701
00:33:19,240 --> 00:33:22,960
Speaker 2: which being like so ungrateful for this opportunity.

702
00:33:23,200 --> 00:33:27,040
Speaker 3: This show has made gay men seem really cool and responsible,

703
00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:29,160
Speaker 3: and you're just throwing that out.

704
00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:34,320
Speaker 2: Goh, so maybe we think it's not yet. Maybe it's

705
00:33:34,360 --> 00:33:37,320
Speaker 2: not yo, because she's not dming.

706
00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:39,080
Speaker 3: Unless she is being so your mom and just like

707
00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:42,000
Speaker 3: getting out the iPad and being like, pull up Twitter

708
00:33:42,480 --> 00:33:44,560
Speaker 3: DM consonants.

709
00:33:46,680 --> 00:33:49,680
Speaker 2: No, there's no way she's got two million followers. She's

710
00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:51,280
Speaker 2: not running her own messages.

711
00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:53,880
Speaker 4: No, I think, yeah, it is someone random.

712
00:33:54,160 --> 00:33:55,440
Speaker 2: I don't buy it, And then.

713
00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:59,400
Speaker 3: Constants like delivers this like massive apology to like her

714
00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:02,600
Speaker 3: cast and like her on screen children.

715
00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:05,280
Speaker 4: When she gets back to the sixth season.

716
00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:07,560
Speaker 2: I also there's something about I just want to talk

717
00:34:07,560 --> 00:34:10,120
Speaker 2: about her writing style for a second, Like I wrote

718
00:34:10,120 --> 00:34:14,319
Speaker 2: down some of the more egregious sentences where you're just like,

719
00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:18,799
Speaker 2: is this for four year olds? This sentence? Asian Americans

720
00:34:18,880 --> 00:34:21,719
Speaker 2: use the word assimilation a lot. It's kind of a

721
00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:23,120
Speaker 2: fancy word for fitting in.

722
00:34:23,640 --> 00:34:25,920
Speaker 4: It's like, why are you saying a fancy word?

723
00:34:26,239 --> 00:34:28,879
Speaker 2: Why are you thinking that your reader, your adult reader

724
00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:33,360
Speaker 2: does another word assimilation, and then this part killed me.

725
00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:37,239
Speaker 2: New York City could make you feel invincible, like any

726
00:34:37,280 --> 00:34:39,600
Speaker 2: shit you got could be given right back to this

727
00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:43,359
Speaker 2: shit giver. This is why I was just like, oh,

728
00:34:43,400 --> 00:34:47,319
Speaker 2: she's insane. She's actually completely insane. I don't know if

729
00:34:47,360 --> 00:34:47,800
Speaker 2: I can.

730
00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:51,839
Speaker 3: And it's just for thinking like she's being so like

731
00:34:52,480 --> 00:34:55,439
Speaker 3: New York girl writing an essay. But in New York

732
00:34:55,560 --> 00:34:58,759
Speaker 3: the only cars I ever road were in cabs back

733
00:34:58,800 --> 00:35:01,240
Speaker 3: when I live there, cabs and have TV screens.

734
00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:03,840
Speaker 4: Cab fair was only paid in cash. It's like, okay,

735
00:35:03,880 --> 00:35:05,080
Speaker 4: Patti Smith.

736
00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:09,520
Speaker 3: No credit cards. Cabbys didn't make conversations, Smartphones hadn't been

737
00:35:09,520 --> 00:35:14,000
Speaker 3: invented yet. All you had were your thoughts and the windows.

738
00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:17,680
Speaker 3: I loved and looking out cab the windows at night,

739
00:35:18,120 --> 00:35:20,680
Speaker 3: it was so dreamy to watch. I mean, it is

740
00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:23,680
Speaker 3: just like SJP, but like that writing was better. It

741
00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:26,239
Speaker 3: was so dreamy to watch the city worrying by and

742
00:35:26,760 --> 00:35:28,959
Speaker 3: wondering about all the lives it held.

743
00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:29,440
Speaker 4: Moved me.

744
00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:32,440
Speaker 3: But it wasn't the fancy, touristy places that moved me.

745
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:36,560
Speaker 3: It was the plain stuff, the bodegas and the Dwayne reads,

746
00:35:36,920 --> 00:35:41,120
Speaker 3: the city banks with their fluorescent atm alcoves bars where

747
00:35:41,239 --> 00:35:45,480
Speaker 3: patrons smoked outside a closed news stand with its metal

748
00:35:45,520 --> 00:35:50,600
Speaker 3: accordium shadrawn and locked. I dates protecting darkened boutiques with

749
00:35:50,719 --> 00:35:52,000
Speaker 3: the shoes still.

750
00:35:51,760 --> 00:35:53,000
Speaker 4: Glowing in the display.

751
00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:57,600
Speaker 3: I look at all and marvel, Wow, I live in

752
00:35:57,920 --> 00:36:02,680
Speaker 3: New your city, curious.

753
00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:11,600
Speaker 2: Jail, jail directly to jail. Not is there anything more romantic?

754
00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:18,879
Speaker 2: And just like the patrons at the bar, just like okay, alien, Yeah,

755
00:36:18,920 --> 00:36:21,080
Speaker 2: but it's also her being so milady and methinks, and

756
00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:24,720
Speaker 2: just like h methinks, the patrons enjoy their five mins

757
00:36:24,719 --> 00:36:25,440
Speaker 2: and libation.

758
00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:27,040
Speaker 4: And there's the part.

759
00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:29,840
Speaker 3: Where she's like referring to some like boyfriend where she

760
00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:33,760
Speaker 3: was like, once we got kicked out of every place

761
00:36:33,840 --> 00:36:34,759
Speaker 3: we went that night.

762
00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:37,040
Speaker 4: But it's kind of for like logistical reasons.

763
00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:40,200
Speaker 3: She's like the first place because the restaurant was closing,

764
00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:45,640
Speaker 3: the second because like the bar was also closing, and

765
00:36:45,640 --> 00:36:48,240
Speaker 3: you're like, okay, So it's more just like brag about

766
00:36:48,280 --> 00:36:52,319
Speaker 3: like going to places past when I am. Don't get

767
00:36:52,320 --> 00:36:54,319
Speaker 3: me wrong, I would do the same thing too. If

768
00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:56,160
Speaker 3: I was like telling you about a date, I'd be like,

769
00:36:56,320 --> 00:36:59,719
Speaker 3: we were there, oh.

770
00:36:58,640 --> 00:37:02,040
Speaker 2: We closed the place down. There was one sentence that

771
00:37:02,080 --> 00:37:05,640
Speaker 2: I did actually think was kind of like noticeable writing

772
00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:08,719
Speaker 2: where she was talking about how you can tell like

773
00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:11,840
Speaker 2: I loves you that love usually starts from the center

774
00:37:11,880 --> 00:37:15,160
Speaker 2: of the face and melts the corners of the eyes downward,

775
00:37:16,160 --> 00:37:18,320
Speaker 2: and I was like, oh, that is kind of true.

776
00:37:18,480 --> 00:37:21,800
Speaker 2: That is maybe a beautiful way of describing.

777
00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:24,399
Speaker 3: That's the romantic and you falling in love and a

778
00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:25,640
Speaker 3: city bank alcove.

779
00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:29,040
Speaker 2: I do love to fall in love at ATMs. I've

780
00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:32,480
Speaker 2: actually made out with a guy in the alcove of

781
00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:35,600
Speaker 2: a Citizens Bank one oh so on Boston. It was

782
00:37:35,640 --> 00:37:37,720
Speaker 2: actually on Myrtle Avenue Bridge.

783
00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:39,600
Speaker 4: There's a Citizens Bank on Myrtle.

784
00:37:40,160 --> 00:37:44,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, wake up, we have everything. It's all going down

785
00:37:44,239 --> 00:37:46,440
Speaker 2: in Queens bit I us.

786
00:37:46,520 --> 00:37:49,640
Speaker 3: I liked the part about her parents and I was

787
00:37:49,719 --> 00:37:52,600
Speaker 3: kind of I was, yeah, moved by that and just

788
00:37:52,680 --> 00:37:54,280
Speaker 3: kind of their different personalities.

789
00:37:54,360 --> 00:37:57,480
Speaker 2: And I was not moved by the hour long chapter

790
00:37:57,520 --> 00:37:59,440
Speaker 2: where she talks about this guy that she is like

791
00:37:59,640 --> 00:38:02,520
Speaker 2: kind of a fuck buddy and then said though he

792
00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:05,000
Speaker 2: has a girlfriend, and then she's like looking at the

793
00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:09,120
Speaker 2: girlfriend on Facebook and she's like, she had a beautiful smile.

794
00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:13,480
Speaker 2: Her shoulders looked like they would have freckles. You're just like,

795
00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:15,920
Speaker 2: what the fuck are you talking about, bitch?

796
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:17,760
Speaker 4: Oh my god, it's your.

797
00:38:17,480 --> 00:38:19,080
Speaker 2: Metamoor has a nice smile.

798
00:38:19,239 --> 00:38:22,600
Speaker 3: Oh Gilmore girls, And she talks about like how she

799
00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:26,359
Speaker 3: was like and that night I drove to San Diego

800
00:38:26,560 --> 00:38:29,279
Speaker 3: and we had a big, fat dinner and then had

801
00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:30,520
Speaker 3: mediocre sex.

802
00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:34,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, the fat dinner and mediocre, which we didn't mind

803
00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:37,359
Speaker 2: because we'd already had good sex before and we knew

804
00:38:37,360 --> 00:38:39,799
Speaker 2: each other well enough to have mediocre sex and we

805
00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:41,520
Speaker 2: could tell jukes about it, your.

806
00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:43,279
Speaker 3: Jokes, And she's like, and then we went to a

807
00:38:43,320 --> 00:38:46,960
Speaker 3: diner and sat and did a crossword. In that moment,

808
00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:49,800
Speaker 3: you can stay in your silence with someone you're sleeping

809
00:38:49,840 --> 00:38:51,480
Speaker 3: with and it doesn't matter.

810
00:38:51,560 --> 00:38:54,040
Speaker 2: And I guess the kind of point of that entire

811
00:38:54,120 --> 00:38:57,040
Speaker 2: chapter is to be like, men aren't trustworthy because it's

812
00:38:57,080 --> 00:39:01,520
Speaker 2: the sort of broader me too narrative, and she's been wronged.

813
00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:02,960
Speaker 4: Who do you think that is?

814
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:05,040
Speaker 3: Because it is this actor, but he sounds very like

815
00:39:05,160 --> 00:39:08,520
Speaker 3: someone who is an agent's of Shield or whatever, like

816
00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:09,319
Speaker 3: someone who's in ch.

817
00:39:10,040 --> 00:39:13,480
Speaker 2: I think we're recognizing any of the like vague Network

818
00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:15,480
Speaker 2: stars are on her show that's on for eleven seasons.

819
00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:20,719
Speaker 3: She knows and she's just like yeah, and like we

820
00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:24,040
Speaker 3: could just talk. But he was married and he and

821
00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:26,279
Speaker 3: then I ran to him and he was fat and

822
00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:28,920
Speaker 3: he tried to go home with me and I was like, no,

823
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:30,520
Speaker 3: you can't, fat man.

824
00:39:31,200 --> 00:39:33,880
Speaker 2: No, and he was like I got fat. And she

825
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:36,239
Speaker 2: was just like, oh my god, I didn't notice. I

826
00:39:36,320 --> 00:39:39,600
Speaker 2: totally noticed. So she's kind of fat phobic.

827
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:42,399
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's fucked up. You canceling her.

828
00:39:42,680 --> 00:39:44,400
Speaker 2: We really need to call her in about that.

829
00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:58,759
Speaker 3: Crazy What does she what does she wear?

830
00:39:58,960 --> 00:39:59,719
Speaker 4: How does she live?

831
00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:02,359
Speaker 2: Okay, how does she live? Did you catch the part

832
00:40:02,360 --> 00:40:04,320
Speaker 2: where she says she has a fucking pet rabbit?

833
00:40:04,760 --> 00:40:06,839
Speaker 4: Did I catch you? You mean the entire chapter about

834
00:40:06,840 --> 00:40:12,480
Speaker 4: her pet rabbit. I was just like, I mean, quirk alert,

835
00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:14,000
Speaker 4: quirked up.

836
00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:17,960
Speaker 3: And she's like, and now I'm not the crazy bunny lady.

837
00:40:18,200 --> 00:40:21,280
Speaker 3: I'm just a lady with a bunny.

838
00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:24,839
Speaker 4: Here's the thing. And let me go off on pet

839
00:40:24,880 --> 00:40:25,840
Speaker 4: rabbits first.

840
00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:27,919
Speaker 2: No, man, go off, because I'm gonna let's both go off.

841
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:28,880
Speaker 2: You go first.

842
00:40:29,120 --> 00:40:31,880
Speaker 3: I think rabbits are really cute, no doubt when I

843
00:40:31,960 --> 00:40:36,319
Speaker 3: see them on Instagram with the huge floppy ears. And

844
00:40:36,360 --> 00:40:38,200
Speaker 3: you go to the state Fair and there's like a

845
00:40:38,239 --> 00:40:41,680
Speaker 3: crazy one and it's called like mistressurflops a lot, and

846
00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:44,880
Speaker 3: like it's like, oh, this is the Richardson flops in

847
00:40:45,320 --> 00:40:49,439
Speaker 3: and you're like, well, that's so cute disgusting to own

848
00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:50,240
Speaker 3: a bunny.

849
00:40:50,360 --> 00:40:52,960
Speaker 4: The shit pellets are everywhere, and the.

850
00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:57,520
Speaker 3: Cage and the water bottle thing and the again pellets.

851
00:40:57,800 --> 00:40:58,759
Speaker 2: It's the pellets.

852
00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:01,319
Speaker 4: First of all, it's for me, suys.

853
00:41:01,080 --> 00:41:02,840
Speaker 2: It's the palace for me, says you're feeding a palace,

854
00:41:02,880 --> 00:41:04,160
Speaker 2: but it's shitting out these little.

855
00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:05,960
Speaker 4: Palats and it's just like which, it's NonStop.

856
00:41:06,120 --> 00:41:09,400
Speaker 2: There's the fucking sawdust is everywhere, rattling the cage, rattling

857
00:41:09,480 --> 00:41:15,160
Speaker 2: the bottle. To me, the rabbit owner, it's always a

858
00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:17,800
Speaker 2: girl who's like desperate for you to think that she's

859
00:41:17,920 --> 00:41:24,000
Speaker 2: like so idiosyncratic and such a freaky girl. But it's

860
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:26,320
Speaker 2: like you're actually a girl who like has a really

861
00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:27,120
Speaker 2: messy bed.

862
00:41:27,640 --> 00:41:30,120
Speaker 3: I knew a girl like this makes so much sense.

863
00:41:30,200 --> 00:41:32,200
Speaker 3: The girl I knew in college who like did get

864
00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:36,520
Speaker 3: a bunny was like a hot, free spirited kind of

865
00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:41,400
Speaker 3: like stoner painter sculpture question mark girl.

866
00:41:41,719 --> 00:41:45,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, and you're like, yeah, of course you have a bunny.

867
00:41:45,120 --> 00:41:45,839
Speaker 4: And here's the thing.

868
00:41:45,880 --> 00:41:49,000
Speaker 3: It's like the cage is get's cute when they're She's like, oh,

869
00:41:49,040 --> 00:41:50,480
Speaker 3: they come up and they want to be pat and

870
00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:52,600
Speaker 3: they but they're pausing you and then you're putting back

871
00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:53,360
Speaker 3: on the cage.

872
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:57,719
Speaker 2: It's kind of like messy girl who's like trying to

873
00:41:57,800 --> 00:42:00,680
Speaker 2: quit smoking but doesn't write poetry, you know what I mean.

874
00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:04,160
Speaker 2: Where it's like, where's the export, where's the product here?

875
00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:06,960
Speaker 3: Well, it's just now I'm just like I'm giving it

876
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:08,760
Speaker 3: to this girl who had the buddy in college because

877
00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:10,640
Speaker 3: she was so camel lights and I'm just like, I

878
00:42:10,640 --> 00:42:11,680
Speaker 3: guess you fit the bill.

879
00:42:12,120 --> 00:42:15,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, But was she creating art that's gonna outlast her?

880
00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:17,320
Speaker 2: Was she creating art for a generation?

881
00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:19,440
Speaker 4: Definitely not. But I feel like I don't want her

882
00:42:19,480 --> 00:42:20,640
Speaker 4: to in this way.

883
00:42:20,840 --> 00:42:22,480
Speaker 2: You just want her to be messing girl with money.

884
00:42:22,480 --> 00:42:23,839
Speaker 2: I was just like, what's the point. I just like

885
00:42:24,120 --> 00:42:25,000
Speaker 2: it's gross.

886
00:42:26,440 --> 00:42:28,239
Speaker 3: I'm just like, get adds up. Like, I don't think

887
00:42:28,360 --> 00:42:30,120
Speaker 3: actually anyone like if.

888
00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:33,959
Speaker 2: You're raising rabbits outside for food, I think that's totally chill.

889
00:42:34,239 --> 00:42:36,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, and that you're a different type of quirked up.

890
00:42:36,760 --> 00:42:40,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's just like you're a farmer and freaky and

891
00:42:40,960 --> 00:42:42,960
Speaker 3: same thing with parrots.

892
00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:44,200
Speaker 4: Parrots are cool.

893
00:42:44,560 --> 00:42:49,520
Speaker 2: Parrot is so Aids parents is so palm spring so

894
00:42:49,680 --> 00:42:52,160
Speaker 2: Fort Lauderdale, sixty five year old.

895
00:42:52,520 --> 00:42:56,480
Speaker 3: The entire alternative pet community is going to come for us.

896
00:42:56,840 --> 00:42:59,279
Speaker 2: I know. But if you own a bird, it's just

897
00:42:59,480 --> 00:43:03,959
Speaker 2: so gay, gay gay palm springs. It's huge oriental fan

898
00:43:04,040 --> 00:43:04,800
Speaker 2: over the bed.

899
00:43:05,120 --> 00:43:06,560
Speaker 4: Well which I once had.

900
00:43:06,840 --> 00:43:08,719
Speaker 3: I'm just thinking of this house I cleaned once that

901
00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:11,440
Speaker 3: like had parrots, and like they didn't clean and there

902
00:43:11,480 --> 00:43:14,760
Speaker 3: was so much like shit behind the cage on the wall.

903
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:20,560
Speaker 4: It's disgusting anyway. In Constance is like I was so like.

904
00:43:20,520 --> 00:43:22,919
Speaker 3: Manic about my like cleanup, but like now I'll only

905
00:43:22,960 --> 00:43:24,560
Speaker 3: do their little box like once a week.

906
00:43:25,320 --> 00:43:27,560
Speaker 4: Basically, she's already.

907
00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:30,040
Speaker 3: Grieving her bunny dying in this book, and she's like,

908
00:43:30,040 --> 00:43:31,759
Speaker 3: and I know bunnies only lived till ten.

909
00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:34,520
Speaker 2: But here's the thing is she's so bunny because she's

910
00:43:34,560 --> 00:43:36,960
Speaker 2: actually not that co It's like she's quirked up in

911
00:43:36,960 --> 00:43:40,279
Speaker 2: a way that's so like annoying but not actually like

912
00:43:41,080 --> 00:43:45,240
Speaker 2: esoteric or like weird, because she's so West Village slash

913
00:43:45,360 --> 00:43:48,680
Speaker 2: like Williamsburg coated, like she's so white sneakers and Chanel

914
00:43:48,760 --> 00:43:51,840
Speaker 2: crossbody bag and made Well jeans.

915
00:43:51,760 --> 00:43:55,880
Speaker 3: And currently wearing my maid Wees cropped white T shirt.

916
00:43:56,680 --> 00:44:01,439
Speaker 3: She defines a cropped white T shirt made Well, and

917
00:44:01,760 --> 00:44:04,319
Speaker 3: I think the Bunny gives her that because she also

918
00:44:04,360 --> 00:44:06,840
Speaker 3: talks about like how alt she was in high school

919
00:44:07,040 --> 00:44:09,360
Speaker 3: and like listening to Annie and Tori. So it's like

920
00:44:10,080 --> 00:44:14,600
Speaker 3: the Bunny lets her kind of still have that badass appeal.

921
00:44:15,120 --> 00:44:18,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, even though again in style wise, as I said,

922
00:44:18,719 --> 00:44:20,240
Speaker 2: white sneakers.

923
00:44:19,880 --> 00:44:23,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, what is she wearing? Yeah, it's like white sneakers.

924
00:44:23,480 --> 00:44:26,399
Speaker 3: I think, like, you know, when she's getting clamped up,

925
00:44:26,480 --> 00:44:28,440
Speaker 3: it's kind of like just.

926
00:44:28,840 --> 00:44:29,600
Speaker 4: I feel she's not.

927
00:44:29,880 --> 00:44:32,400
Speaker 3: I mean, maybe I'm wrong, like taking so many risks

928
00:44:32,440 --> 00:44:33,800
Speaker 3: on the red carpet.

929
00:44:33,480 --> 00:44:35,160
Speaker 2: I don't think she's a red carpet I not. And

930
00:44:35,200 --> 00:44:38,239
Speaker 2: I think that she's wearing like a Marquesa whatever and

931
00:44:38,920 --> 00:44:40,800
Speaker 2: she's just wearing the most normal stylist dresses.

932
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:43,799
Speaker 3: She seems to me one of those girls, tried and

933
00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:47,200
Speaker 3: true New Yorkers who wear the New York Yankee but

934
00:44:47,400 --> 00:44:48,880
Speaker 3: MoMA edition hats.

935
00:44:49,239 --> 00:44:51,080
Speaker 2: I think that's a more modern girl would wear that.

936
00:44:51,120 --> 00:44:54,120
Speaker 2: But she's so like proudly elder millennial and always bragging

937
00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:55,880
Speaker 2: about how she had like a corded phone in her

938
00:44:55,880 --> 00:44:56,359
Speaker 2: dorm room.

939
00:44:56,520 --> 00:44:59,520
Speaker 4: But I feel like I only see like elder millennials wearing.

940
00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:01,520
Speaker 2: Those in New York. She's like no longer like a

941
00:45:01,560 --> 00:45:03,040
Speaker 2: New Yorker, so that's.

942
00:45:02,880 --> 00:45:04,600
Speaker 4: Why she would wear it. Like she's one of the

943
00:45:04,640 --> 00:45:05,960
Speaker 4: people who's like she's.

944
00:45:05,880 --> 00:45:11,000
Speaker 2: Carrying a regular regular like Yankees bucket.

945
00:45:11,400 --> 00:45:17,759
Speaker 3: No Yankees bucket, Okay, vote in the comments she yanks.

946
00:45:17,520 --> 00:45:20,200
Speaker 2: Because she's like she's going to the farmer's market to

947
00:45:20,200 --> 00:45:22,239
Speaker 2: buy like one leak that she's not going to cook.

948
00:45:22,640 --> 00:45:26,319
Speaker 3: She's just so much more soft forty seven brand or

949
00:45:26,520 --> 00:45:29,040
Speaker 3: MoMA Yankees or Mets hat versus.

950
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:31,640
Speaker 4: Maybe she has like one bucket.

951
00:45:31,320 --> 00:45:34,520
Speaker 2: Hat, but I think she's wearing bucket.

952
00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:37,680
Speaker 3: I think, but I definitely think she has the moment Yankees.

953
00:45:38,600 --> 00:45:40,759
Speaker 3: She has a bunch of hats, like, no doubt there's

954
00:45:40,760 --> 00:45:41,800
Speaker 3: a bucket in the collection.

955
00:45:41,960 --> 00:45:43,000
Speaker 2: Okay, I think.

956
00:45:42,800 --> 00:45:45,239
Speaker 3: She's one of those girls that wears New York merch

957
00:45:45,360 --> 00:45:45,839
Speaker 3: in LA.

958
00:45:46,120 --> 00:45:50,520
Speaker 2: Yeah. Actually, because she's so anakndrac, maybe she's actually a

959
00:45:50,600 --> 00:45:54,920
Speaker 2: little bit more beret flash train conductor hat because she

960
00:45:55,040 --> 00:45:57,960
Speaker 2: like is theater girl and she's actually more suspenders and

961
00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:02,359
Speaker 2: she does have like rail like train conductor hat and

962
00:46:02,400 --> 00:46:05,480
Speaker 2: maybe like railroad striper shorts.

963
00:46:06,520 --> 00:46:09,560
Speaker 4: There's not a hat in sight. She is now married though,

964
00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:11,160
Speaker 4: to like a rocker, so.

965
00:46:11,600 --> 00:46:13,160
Speaker 2: That's even more suspenders.

966
00:46:14,520 --> 00:46:18,960
Speaker 3: He's in suspenders. She's doing as she a lot of

967
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:20,440
Speaker 3: these like bangs.

968
00:46:20,800 --> 00:46:22,880
Speaker 2: Okay, here's the question. Is she Buddha?

969
00:46:23,360 --> 00:46:26,120
Speaker 4: Well she literally goes to a Buddhist retreat, so yes,

970
00:46:26,800 --> 00:46:30,279
Speaker 4: oh wait she does. It's at the end.

971
00:46:32,120 --> 00:46:35,520
Speaker 3: I was so bored, and yeah, she like applies to

972
00:46:35,560 --> 00:46:38,799
Speaker 3: go in this Buddhist retreat and like she's just being

973
00:46:38,840 --> 00:46:40,600
Speaker 3: so girl in bet in the ol word, and she

974
00:46:40,680 --> 00:46:42,440
Speaker 3: goes in the silent retreat and she's like, we ate

975
00:46:42,480 --> 00:46:43,920
Speaker 3: her meals aga in silence.

976
00:46:43,920 --> 00:46:46,080
Speaker 4: And I actually think it's so fucked up now.

977
00:46:45,960 --> 00:46:49,440
Speaker 3: Like how people like scroll and eat and like it's

978
00:46:49,480 --> 00:46:54,200
Speaker 3: actually so beautiful to eat slowly. And then it made

979
00:46:54,239 --> 00:46:58,280
Speaker 3: me think, like should I do a Buddhist retreat for sure?

980
00:46:58,960 --> 00:47:02,000
Speaker 3: Learn how to eat slowly, unfold my trash really perfectly,

981
00:47:04,440 --> 00:47:06,160
Speaker 3: Like could I just wonder if I could handle it?

982
00:47:06,480 --> 00:47:07,600
Speaker 4: Push myself, you know.

983
00:47:07,760 --> 00:47:10,040
Speaker 2: I mean to not talk to shut your yapper for

984
00:47:10,080 --> 00:47:11,359
Speaker 2: a week. Pretty tough.

985
00:47:11,440 --> 00:47:13,520
Speaker 3: Well, they had talking when they could talk in the

986
00:47:13,560 --> 00:47:16,520
Speaker 3: morning at the American breakfast buffet, then in silent for

987
00:47:16,560 --> 00:47:17,279
Speaker 3: the rest of the day.

988
00:47:17,560 --> 00:47:19,560
Speaker 2: Oh, I think that comes doable.

989
00:47:19,880 --> 00:47:22,239
Speaker 4: Yeah, I feel like that would work for me. Morning talk.

990
00:47:22,920 --> 00:47:25,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, you kind of get through words out and then

991
00:47:25,840 --> 00:47:26,200
Speaker 2: move on.

992
00:47:26,719 --> 00:47:31,280
Speaker 4: Who are you in the book? Are you Constance?

993
00:47:32,680 --> 00:47:36,719
Speaker 3: Like going to Dublin taking a bus and like going

994
00:47:36,760 --> 00:47:40,359
Speaker 3: to Dublin to meet this guy. She dates this guy

995
00:47:40,480 --> 00:47:42,400
Speaker 3: and then they break up and he'll never commit. Then

996
00:47:42,400 --> 00:47:44,759
Speaker 3: they get back together and she goes to Dublin to

997
00:47:44,840 --> 00:47:48,200
Speaker 3: meet him and being like, Hey, I'm in Dublin.

998
00:47:48,800 --> 00:47:50,600
Speaker 2: I feel like I would go to Dublin and I

999
00:47:50,600 --> 00:47:53,280
Speaker 2: would post like a selfie being like I'm in Dublin

1000
00:47:53,320 --> 00:47:55,520
Speaker 2: and like wait for him to respond, right.

1001
00:47:55,560 --> 00:47:57,439
Speaker 4: I don't think you would show up instantly and.

1002
00:47:57,360 --> 00:47:59,960
Speaker 2: Text him no, because that's the same.

1003
00:48:00,880 --> 00:48:03,920
Speaker 3: I feel like I am one of her teen on

1004
00:48:04,040 --> 00:48:08,000
Speaker 3: screen sons that she's like apologizing to for tweeting and

1005
00:48:08,040 --> 00:48:09,919
Speaker 3: I'm just being kind of like, okay, I don't care.

1006
00:48:10,719 --> 00:48:14,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, Or when she apologizes for writing the word penis

1007
00:48:14,480 --> 00:48:18,360
Speaker 2: a lot and this is her like me too, Maya Kulpa,

1008
00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:20,480
Speaker 2: where she's like, I know I'm like me tween everyone,

1009
00:48:20,560 --> 00:48:23,080
Speaker 2: but like I have to admit that I did have

1010
00:48:23,120 --> 00:48:25,920
Speaker 2: a nasty habit of writing the word penis, and it

1011
00:48:26,040 --> 00:48:29,000
Speaker 2: was an inside joke with me and myself, but some

1012
00:48:29,040 --> 00:48:32,640
Speaker 2: people were made uncomfortable by that, and their discomfort is

1013
00:48:32,719 --> 00:48:35,640
Speaker 2: no reason for me to continue making thee And you're

1014
00:48:35,680 --> 00:48:36,080
Speaker 2: just kind of.

1015
00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:38,520
Speaker 4: Like, it's this whole full chapter.

1016
00:48:38,719 --> 00:48:41,160
Speaker 2: It's a full chapter. And she's like humble branging about

1017
00:48:41,160 --> 00:48:44,440
Speaker 2: how fucking weird she is and crazy and dark that

1018
00:48:44,480 --> 00:48:46,640
Speaker 2: she wrote the word penis on like pieces of paper

1019
00:48:47,280 --> 00:48:49,440
Speaker 2: in a notebook, in a notebook when she was like

1020
00:48:49,480 --> 00:48:50,239
Speaker 2: on set.

1021
00:48:51,440 --> 00:48:54,839
Speaker 3: So you're that actually, I mean you actually are the

1022
00:48:54,880 --> 00:48:58,400
Speaker 3: one like drawing, like nasty drawings.

1023
00:48:58,440 --> 00:49:01,640
Speaker 2: I feel like writing and someone's being like that made

1024
00:49:01,680 --> 00:49:02,879
Speaker 2: me really uncomfortable.

1025
00:49:03,840 --> 00:49:06,000
Speaker 4: And you're like, but I'm random, and.

1026
00:49:05,920 --> 00:49:07,960
Speaker 2: I'm being like, but I'm random. I'm absolutely not istuming

1027
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:08,719
Speaker 2: an apology to that.

1028
00:49:08,760 --> 00:49:19,759
Speaker 6: Pa Okay, yeah, like two point eight.

1029
00:49:21,080 --> 00:49:26,239
Speaker 3: Rusted generous out of five. I'm being kind of generous.

1030
00:49:26,560 --> 00:49:29,719
Speaker 2: Somebody's feeling really nice today. Samta got up on the

1031
00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:32,319
Speaker 2: right side of the bed. I'm giving this one out

1032
00:49:32,360 --> 00:49:36,640
Speaker 2: of five like rabbit pullets. I'm just like, this is

1033
00:49:36,680 --> 00:49:38,759
Speaker 2: a book that did not need to be written, Like

1034
00:49:39,200 --> 00:49:41,200
Speaker 2: wait till the end of your career, then write the

1035
00:49:41,200 --> 00:49:44,120
Speaker 2: book everyone's waiting for. Wow, what's mooth thing?

1036
00:49:44,280 --> 00:49:47,000
Speaker 3: No, I know, it's like no one was begging, but

1037
00:49:47,040 --> 00:49:50,560
Speaker 3: it got like such good reception. The reason why I'm

1038
00:49:50,600 --> 00:49:53,880
Speaker 3: giving it two point eight honestly is for the fact

1039
00:49:53,960 --> 00:49:56,600
Speaker 3: I do love reading, even though I'm kind of hate reading.

1040
00:49:56,600 --> 00:49:59,080
Speaker 3: It's like giving us the reason to like Roaster for

1041
00:49:59,200 --> 00:50:01,560
Speaker 3: like talking her and her land boyfriend at x y

1042
00:50:01,719 --> 00:50:03,480
Speaker 3: Z restaurant and making out Union Square.

1043
00:50:03,680 --> 00:50:06,719
Speaker 2: So you know, no, I mean I appreciate that and like.

1044
00:50:06,719 --> 00:50:10,080
Speaker 4: That's huge of your gift to us. Cool.

1045
00:50:10,440 --> 00:50:13,360
Speaker 3: I hope we didn't alienate kind of the bunny community.

1046
00:50:14,280 --> 00:50:17,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, let us know in the comments and we will

1047
00:50:17,280 --> 00:50:18,360
Speaker 2: see you next week.

1048
00:50:18,719 --> 00:50:25,680
Speaker 4: Okay, see you next week. Freakazoeds fast fast. This super

1049
00:50:25,719 --> 00:50:28,400
Speaker 4: silly episode of Celebrity book Club was Stephen Italy.

1050
00:50:28,760 --> 00:50:33,000
Speaker 3: Was produced by Darby Masters, who is a bunny I

1051
00:50:33,120 --> 00:50:35,240
Speaker 3: used to own for Lop Lop.

1052
00:50:35,800 --> 00:50:40,520
Speaker 4: It was supervising sorry blah word jumble.

1053
00:50:40,680 --> 00:50:44,760
Speaker 3: The supervising producers aboot A Zafar, who is my ex boyfriend.

1054
00:50:44,800 --> 00:50:47,279
Speaker 3: We were together for seven years, then he coasted me

1055
00:50:47,320 --> 00:50:50,759
Speaker 3: and then we got back together for another six then

1056
00:50:50,920 --> 00:50:52,920
Speaker 3: I broke up with him because I just like.

1057
00:50:52,920 --> 00:50:54,400
Speaker 4: Felt like he didn't really see me.

1058
00:50:55,280 --> 00:50:59,919
Speaker 3: Executive produced by my first bunny, Christina Everett. The theme

1059
00:51:00,160 --> 00:51:02,520
Speaker 3: song is done by Stephen Phillips Horse who's this like

1060
00:51:02,880 --> 00:51:07,080
Speaker 3: Brad musicianist at Coachello Ones, who also ghosted me. Artwork

1061
00:51:07,120 --> 00:51:09,600
Speaker 3: by Teddy Blanks is another guy who ghosted me.

1062
00:51:10,560 --> 00:51:11,960
Speaker 4: Oh Ultimate Ghosting.

1063
00:51:12,080 --> 00:51:16,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, originally co created this podcast for pro Projects.

1064
00:51:16,320 --> 00:51:17,520
Speaker 4: We were together for two years.

1065
00:51:17,560 --> 00:51:23,640
Speaker 3: Then I found out they had many many wives. So man,

1066
00:51:24,320 --> 00:51:28,319
Speaker 3: I'll just say that anyway, write us on Apple podcasts.

1067
00:51:28,360 --> 00:51:32,040
Speaker 4: I heart app Wherever you get your shoes