Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of North Trendo. Lina,
Speaker 1: take your pot off plus around your head like a zeitocopter.
Speaker 1: Heyl Garaventa, Miles, I don't remember why we were talking
Speaker 1: about that song earlier in the week. One of the akas,
Speaker 1: I think so I've made a reference to it earlier
Speaker 1: in the week. I don't remember why one of the
Speaker 1: akas is about airborne heroin on tomorrow's episode. I couldn't
Speaker 1: do it because I didn't remember what where that reference
Speaker 1: was from. My brain is just there's too many episodes
Speaker 1: of The Daily.
Speaker 2: Today is North Carolina Day.
Speaker 1: That's what it was, Carolina Day, Baby, Yeah, exactly, I'm Jack.
Speaker 1: That's Miles. These are some of the things that are
Speaker 1: trending right now.
Speaker 2: Tell them.
Speaker 1: We'll go into more detail on the debate on tomorrow's episode.
Speaker 1: But that that Chris Christie images is my I think
Speaker 1: it sums up my feelings on the debate, the entire GOP. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, like the entire primary.
Speaker 3: This picture is really something else. It uh, I don't know,
Speaker 3: I forget seen it.
Speaker 1: At Dave Anthony from The Dalla wrote on Twitter, this
Speaker 1: is what a fart would look like if it were
Speaker 1: a human. And that's exactly right, because.
Speaker 3: You can look at it and you can say you
Speaker 3: could just look it looks like Chris Christie's party, like
Speaker 3: you believe that. But then also somehow that also looks
Speaker 3: like a fart if it were. I don't know, it's
Speaker 3: I think it does. Yeah, yeah, brilliant like from Dave Anthony,
Speaker 3: if there.
Speaker 1: Was, Yeah, it's a perfect description if there was a
Speaker 1: cartoon live action movie where like fart, like in the
Speaker 1: way that Elemental has. You know, what if fire was person?
Speaker 1: What if water was person? What if fart? You know?
Speaker 1: Why why didn't they think of that? Why wasn't that
Speaker 1: one of the things. But anyways, that image has taken
Speaker 1: over the image of Kevin James with his hands in
Speaker 1: his pockets from earlier in the week. It's the one.
Speaker 1: It's I'm hoping they are. I'm that that's my pitch
Speaker 1: for them, Kevin James. It's very potent right now. So yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah there, see if they got what it takes. See
Speaker 1: if they have what it takes? All right, The Right
Speaker 1: is pissed off that Paw Patrol has succumbed to the
Speaker 1: woke mind virus. Miles. There's patrols on on all our minds.
Speaker 3: Jack, they're not woke because the woke mafia canceled Paw
Speaker 3: Patrol for being copaganda.
Speaker 1: Oh well just you wait now, So first of all,
Speaker 1: we're all thinking about Paw Patrol this weekend. As Paw
Speaker 1: Patrol the Mighty movie descends on movie theaters. I was
Speaker 1: out are officially too old and yours too young. That's
Speaker 1: good for the dailies. I guess you can show your kids.
Speaker 2: More nine to eleven content now they're old enough.
Speaker 1: Now I'm just going to show them that the movie
Speaker 1: the World Trade Set. Is that what the movie was called?
Speaker 2: I said, Woa Twade Center, like I was like a preschool.
Speaker 3: Then there's what wasn't a Fight Night, Children's Flight Night?
Speaker 1: Yeah, building the Flight ninety three. Yeah, and they did
Speaker 1: watch that on a plane.
Speaker 2: Patson on.
Speaker 1: Oh well, Miles, that's the spoiler. But that's remember me.
Speaker 3: Ah yeah yeah, but that that'll be good, just to
Speaker 3: bookend their nine to eleven move experiences where they go,
Speaker 3: this one's not all right.
Speaker 1: But this time's not. I'm not eleven nowhere or shoehorning
Speaker 1: nine to eleven in everything, But anyways, at the time, yeah,
Speaker 1: as you mentioned people during the first Paw Patrol media blitz.
Speaker 1: People were like, it's kind of weird. It's twenty twenty,
Speaker 1: and there's this movie in which a cop is like
Speaker 1: one of the dogs is just a police dog who
Speaker 1: is lovable, huggable. Probably one of the more popular of
Speaker 1: the Paw Patrol's chase you know, and name Chase. Yeah, exactly,
Speaker 1: police Chase. Uh, but it you know, so people called
Speaker 1: it out and Eric Trump ted Cruz. Ben Shapiro at
Speaker 1: the time passionately defended the sanctity of a show in
Speaker 1: which a child and several talking dogs respond to emergencies. Right, really,
Speaker 1: we stand with Paw Patrol. But now there's a new
Speaker 1: Paw Patrol in addition to the big movie hit in theater. Uh,
Speaker 1: there's a new Paw Patrol spin off that will reportedly
Speaker 1: feature a non binary character. The spinoff is not about
Speaker 1: the non binary character. It doesn't even their appear during
Speaker 1: the episode in which they appear. The non binary character's
Speaker 1: status as non binary is not directly addressed on the show.
Speaker 2: But they know, the right wingers know, huh.
Speaker 1: The right wingers know that this is all just a
Speaker 1: trojan horse for your liberal sick values and so they
Speaker 1: are coming out hard against you know, the Left, for
Speaker 1: you know, these are the people who were raging that
Speaker 1: the Left ever dared to criticize Paw Patrol. And now
Speaker 1: they're complaining that the show's gone will and it's trying
Speaker 1: to inductionate kids, and the Left is like, guys, we
Speaker 1: don't give give a shit about this show.
Speaker 3: Worried about actual human beings suffering in physical space, not
Speaker 3: the fucking cartoon. Oh okay, yeah, well good good luck
Speaker 3: to them. I'm I'm already like again, I'm I'm tired
Speaker 3: of their hypocrisy NonStop. But it's not again, it's not
Speaker 3: hypocrisy because, like you said, their only thing is they
Speaker 3: have to build a world that is as hostile as
Speaker 3: possible towards LGBTQ people or whoever they deem on the margins,
Speaker 3: and anything that softens that perspective that would show that
Speaker 3: maybe there's it's an inclusive society.
Speaker 2: That is when they say they're getting indoctrinated.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, for kids. So yeah, but Paw Patrol movie
Speaker 1: doing battle with Saw X this weekend, and we're all
Speaker 1: pulling for Saw X, so.
Speaker 2: That deliberates Saw patrols this weekend.
Speaker 1: Saw Patrol is this weekend fuck as well as the
Speaker 1: creator I think comes up was that one. It's the
Speaker 1: Rogue one guy Garth, Garareth Trinidad here Garth, We're not
Speaker 1: that one. But no, redless Garth Garth something. He's a
Speaker 1: he's a movie director. He made that Monsters indie movie
Speaker 1: and he made Rogue One, and now he's got an
Speaker 1: original sci fi that I'm rooting for.
Speaker 2: Oh this is the John Raven Washington one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll see, We'll see.
Speaker 1: So we will.
Speaker 2: Also don't forget I go Apple etch and sipping cream
Speaker 2: weekend too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you'll find out all about that on to Mars episode.
Speaker 1: It's the big weekend folks like Pop Patrol the Mighty
Speaker 1: movie is. It's projecting big, big things for the Pop
Speaker 1: Patrol franchise, to the point that they've already greenlit a
Speaker 1: new movie for twenty twenty six, which is presumably about
Speaker 1: like some of the dogs having to be put down
Speaker 1: at this point, because yeah, they've been around for a decade.
Speaker 2: I mean let's remember, Yeah, and because they are seventy
Speaker 2: years old.
Speaker 1: And doctors, they're elderly dogs at this point.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we've seen enough elderly animals you know, and elderly
Speaker 3: powerful people on our screens.
Speaker 1: Let's let's their child leader is should be in his
Speaker 1: like early twenties at this point, right, right, right, weird,
Speaker 1: All right, let's take a quick break. We'll be right back,
Speaker 1: and we're back.
Speaker 2: We are, and.
Speaker 1: Alabama, in some grotesque carcarole McDonald's meal has decided to
Speaker 1: supersize their prison system by building two just super ginormous prisons,
Speaker 1: freezing the scientific word, Yeah, super ginormous. Yeah, I'm just
Speaker 1: reading off of the white paper here from their proposal. Yeah,
Speaker 1: could each house four thousand inmates. And the cost of
Speaker 1: so the cost of one of the prisons or the
Speaker 1: cost of both prisons. Like at the time, people were like,
Speaker 1: this is absurd that you would be spending this much money,
Speaker 1: Like this is not a good use of funds. This
Speaker 1: is just you know, institutionalized racism, like in the most
Speaker 1: you know, horrifying form. And now the costs of just
Speaker 1: one of the super prisons has ballooned to more than
Speaker 1: one billion dollars. That's two hundred and seventy thousand dollars
Speaker 1: a bed, which is more than the typical Alabama home.
Speaker 1: Alabama has a poverty rate of over sixteen percent and
Speaker 1: they aim to keep it that way or yeah.
Speaker 2: I love that.
Speaker 3: They're like, yeah, we just we just like building this stuff.
Speaker 3: Like what's the positive aspect? Yeah, sure, it was just.
Speaker 1: Making money for somebody to make money for companies building it. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I like how that was like most of the state's
Speaker 2: budget for two prisons.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're like, you wink, all right, I got like
Speaker 3: a little bit left, but we made this one for
Speaker 3: one billion.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and they're stealing. They're taking four hundred million dollars
Speaker 1: of pandemic relief funds to build this prison. And you know, it's.
Speaker 2: Wow, the things you could do you directly.
Speaker 1: There's a massive problem with like violence in the Alabama
Speaker 1: prison system that you know that these prisons will do
Speaker 1: absolutely nothing to address. It's just.
Speaker 3: It's just a money machine because then once it's fucking
Speaker 3: once the prison's built, then you get to make a
Speaker 3: ton of money off of the upkeep and maintenance and fucking.
Speaker 2: As we found out in the Private Equity episode about.
Speaker 3: Like making people make massive amounts of money on the phone,
Speaker 3: calls are used to so yeah, so it's a fuckery.
Speaker 3: Carcerle Casino for all people who get invested in to enjoy. Yeah, wow, great, great, great, great,
Speaker 3: great great great. Can we talk about something fun.
Speaker 1: Let's talk about the Pokemon van Go Yeah, not just
Speaker 1: a clever name.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 1: Apparently, according to one Pokemon executive, there is a strong
Speaker 1: link between the inspiration behind Pokemon and the inspiration behind
Speaker 1: some of Vincent Van Gogh's most famous work.
Speaker 3: First, like, what because this is a this is a
Speaker 3: fucking collaboration between Pokemon and the Vincent van gol Museum
Speaker 3: in Amsterdam.
Speaker 1: And I like they put him on the same footing,
Speaker 1: Like they could have said Pokemon, like the visual the
Speaker 1: artists behind Pokemon were inspired by van Go's work, but
Speaker 1: instead they said Pokemon in many ways is like van
Speaker 1: go We're inspired by similar shit. Like we're kind of
Speaker 1: brothers in art if you will, Right, So why didn't
Speaker 1: you say so? Yeah? Because yeah, by the same thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, a fight with Paul Gogan that made me cut
Speaker 3: your ear off. That's how Pokey Man was created. It
Speaker 3: was a fight with Paul Gogan and you know just
Speaker 3: kind of went into did some weird stuff, got my
Speaker 3: ear off.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: But yeah, it's like the art from it is doesn't
Speaker 3: even seem like like, honestly, I hate to say this,
Speaker 3: I think a AI could have done a better job
Speaker 3: of giving you Van Go x Pokey Man collab art.
Speaker 1: Yeah. It looked like cool stuff from like Red Bubble
Speaker 1: or like you know one of those online right art stores.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah for sure, for sure.
Speaker 3: And then I just like now that like more than
Speaker 3: people enjoying the art, it just became people just slamming
Speaker 3: the gift shop to take as much of the merch
Speaker 3: so they could resell it on eBay.
Speaker 2: And that's really what this all has turned into.
Speaker 1: It's like the Rick and Morty fans storming McDonald Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what they've turned the Van Go Museum into.
Speaker 2: Have we not learned anything as a species.
Speaker 1: From the McDonald's giveaway, right, but an exclusive Pikachu card
Speaker 1: and other items are already being sold on eBay for
Speaker 1: hundreds of dollars, which seems maybe not worth it, but
Speaker 1: the fans storm there like fight with people all to
Speaker 1: sell it online for one hundred dollars. Yeah, let's see.
Speaker 1: So the GOP's big impeachment witness was revealed and testified,
Speaker 1: dropped some heat on Capitol Hill basically saying like, yeah,
Speaker 1: we don't have any evidence yet, sorry, and that whole thing.
Speaker 3: There is some there is some wild stuff going on.
Speaker 3: Let me just play a clip that was going on
Speaker 3: from this hearing supposed hearing about Joe Biden, really Hunter Biden,
Speaker 3: that they've somehow connected to Joe Biden. Here's a taste
Speaker 3: of the kinds of questions that are being asked. This
Speaker 3: is Jasmine Crockett from Texas asking a question.
Speaker 2: She's a Democrat.
Speaker 4: President of the United States has to committed. But when
Speaker 4: we start talking about things that look like evidence, they
Speaker 4: want to act like they blind, they don't know what
Speaker 4: this is. These are our national secrets? Looks like in
Speaker 4: the shit ter to me, what looks like more evidence
Speaker 4: of our national secrets? Say on the stage at Mari Lago,
Speaker 4: when we're talking about somebody that's committed high crimes, it's
Speaker 4: at least indictments. Let's say thirty two counts related to
Speaker 4: unauthorized retention of national security secrets, seven counts related to
Speaker 4: obstructing the investigation, three false statements, one count of conspiracy
Speaker 4: to the fraud of the United States, falsifying business records,
Speaker 4: conspiracy to the fraud of the United States, two counts
Speaker 4: related to efforts to obstruct the vote certification proceedings, one
Speaker 4: count of conspiracy to violate civil rights, twenty three counts
Speaker 4: related to forgery or false document statements, eight counts related
Speaker 4: to solictening. And I could go on because he's got
Speaker 4: ninety one count spending right now. But I will tell
Speaker 4: you what the president has been guilty of. He has
Speaker 4: unfortunately been guilty of loving his child unconditionally. And that
Speaker 4: is the only evidence that they have brought forward. And honestly,
Speaker 4: I hope and pray that my parents love me half
Speaker 4: as much as he loves his child. Until they find
Speaker 4: some evidence, we need to get back to the people's work,
Speaker 4: which means keeping this government open so that people don't
Speaker 4: go hungry in the streets of the United States. And
Speaker 4: I will yield.
Speaker 3: And you can't tell that wow, because they're out here
Speaker 3: being like, we don't really have evidence. And that's why
Speaker 3: she came up and was like, what about this actual shit?
Speaker 1: Yeah? And yeah has that ever been said on Capitol Hill?
Speaker 2: I'm sure there has been.
Speaker 3: I mean that Jamie was like behind you getting like
Speaker 3: he was even catching the vapors.
Speaker 1: After they was like.
Speaker 3: Whoa, okay, okay, okay, yeah, because I mean, again, this
Speaker 3: is all happening against the backdrop of the Republicans about
Speaker 3: to shut the government down.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so that shut the government down pursuing an impeachment
Speaker 1: without like they don't even really know what they're impeaching
Speaker 1: him over because they haven't found anything. Just like vibes again.
Speaker 3: The biggest thing again, remember when they started off, They're like,
Speaker 3: we need to do the impeachment inquiry, so we get
Speaker 3: subpoena power so that we could find something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're like, you're not leading with evidence first, dude,
Speaker 2: so you're going on.
Speaker 3: A wild goose chase, but with sapina power anyway, So
Speaker 3: this is how.
Speaker 1: You find stuff.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you love, you love a bit of uh, you know,
Speaker 3: changing the focus to what actually matters.
Speaker 2: But hey, this is where we're at. This is what
Speaker 2: they're using their time with.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and finally Costco says, it's one ounce gold bars
Speaker 1: are selling out fast miles. So I just wanted to
Speaker 1: do this as a public service to our listeners so
Speaker 1: that yeah can run you get two g's on you
Speaker 1: and spend two thousand dollars on a one ounce are
Speaker 1: of twenty four carrot gold from rand Refinery.
Speaker 2: What what for?
Speaker 1: What gold?
Speaker 2: I mean?
Speaker 1: It works it works on the people. Man, they know,
Speaker 1: is it just gold?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 3: Costco is just like here, well, I mean I get it,
Speaker 3: like the US dollars is only based on the threat
Speaker 3: of dropping like bombs on people. So right, they're like,
Speaker 3: this might work when things all go to crap and
Speaker 3: the billionaires retreat to their bunkers.
Speaker 2: Hm hmm.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: It feels like we should talk about that at some point.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's gonna be it's gonna be interesting, you know,
Speaker 1: if we we're gonna I want it. This makes me
Speaker 1: wonder if like we switched to the carbon standard of
Speaker 1: like carbon renewal, if like Costco will have like, you know,
Speaker 1: just chunks of carbon imagine. Yeah wow, I mean coal
Speaker 1: that you can I get, but it's removing carbon, so
Speaker 1: I'm not sure. Like yeah, carbon pendants like pendants with
Speaker 1: like little carbon chambers and.
Speaker 2: Right, sure get your gold folks.
Speaker 1: If you want to make your greed more literally evident
Speaker 1: to everyone around you, go go buy some gold bars.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean you are getting I think you're like
Speaker 3: you're you're saving like fifteen bucks, is that right?
Speaker 2: That's that's why the Costco membership is worth it, folks.
Speaker 3: Thank you, you know, what I mean, because you will
Speaker 3: now save on your gold ingots and the like.
Speaker 1: But if you just bought three hundred brotisserie chickens like
Speaker 1: you would be saving even more. That's true because the
Speaker 1: exchange rate of rotisserie chickens like that is the big
Speaker 1: loss leader for costco, you know, right, So that's the
Speaker 1: way to actually make your money back.
Speaker 2: Yeah, huh, all right.
Speaker 1: Hey, I'm just saying I have a brilliant economic mind.
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Speaker 1: Am I allowed to say that it's a pump and
Speaker 1: dump scheme? My, we're not. But we said that.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: We're apologizing.
Speaker 3: No, Remember we were saying, how can they how can
Speaker 3: they accuse us of it being alive?
Speaker 2: We tell them up front it's a pump and.
Speaker 1: Dump, right, Okay, Okay, it's a pumping dump, y'all. It's
Speaker 1: a pump and dump.
Speaker 2: It's a look at it, look at look into it,
Speaker 2: because it's coming to you.
Speaker 1: We're tub thumping with the pump and dump. I buy
Speaker 1: these stocks and they go up again.
Speaker 3: I drink these rubes to buy my nft s, and
Speaker 3: then I pulled the rug out and I.
Speaker 1: Told my friend I was going to mention tub thumping
Speaker 1: on today's episode, and I followed through it the last
Speaker 1: second time. A buzzer for three.
Speaker 3: That was fucking Harris. That was Indiana Jones snatching his
Speaker 3: hat real quick right at the end, right before the
Speaker 3: door closed.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, all right, well those are some of the
Speaker 1: things that are trending on this Thursday afternoon. We are
Speaker 1: back tomorrow with a whole ass episode of the show.
Speaker 1: Until then, be kind to each other, be kind to yourselves.
Speaker 1: Get the vaccine. They got a whole got a whole
Speaker 1: new one. Oh you want to get the new iPhone,
Speaker 1: how about you get the.
Speaker 2: New vaccine formulation.
Speaker 1: Don't do nothing about white supremacy, and we will talk
Speaker 1: to y'all tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Bye bye,