Speaker 1: Start Data start Up, Brooklyn Boys start up, Brooklyn buys data.
Speaker 1: They're making noise data up. Episode one. This is the
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys Podcast. Yeah, it's not Bald Talk. It's the
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys PODTYA, what in the actual fuck? What is
Speaker 1: happening around here? Where if you guys, four thousand people,
Speaker 1: four thousand people of our listeners heard something that they
Speaker 1: shouldn't have heard and before I hit the gleape button
Speaker 1: on it. So we want to apologize. So I think
Speaker 1: was it over the weekend. It was Monday. Monday, we
Speaker 1: woke up to Saturday morning. I woke up to this
Speaker 1: Saturday morning full show. Somebody tweeted. Somebody tweeted at us
Speaker 1: and said, hey, guys, uh, there's a podcast on your
Speaker 1: podcast feed, on the Brooklyn Boys podcast. U Um, that
Speaker 1: doesn't belong. I'm like what. So they sent the screenshot
Speaker 1: and it was a podcast called I'm just gonna just
Speaker 1: one time. I'm mentioning it bold Talk. That's it, it
Speaker 1: doesn't matter. And it was about our old friend bald
Speaker 1: Freak RANI. It happens to be starring one of the
Speaker 1: guys in this podcast. I like a lot. You may
Speaker 1: not remember him from he's in one of the Sonic
Speaker 1: commercials where he's in the car with his body. By
Speaker 1: the way, the second you start off any story with
Speaker 1: you might remember him from Not Memorable, Well he was
Speaker 1: also it was a show on remember him from not
Speaker 1: an A List celebrity? Yeah, okay, there was a it
Speaker 1: was an improved show radio something that I loved on
Speaker 1: v H one that he was on. Anyway, he's an
Speaker 1: improv comedian. He and his buddy are bald. Any I
Speaker 1: don't want to promote it anymore because he was promoted
Speaker 1: fucking Call Your Daddy podcast. Listen. People woke up on
Speaker 1: Saturday morning and thought we issued another another episode of
Speaker 1: book Boys, just so I see this thing weird for
Speaker 1: people to do, by the way, right, So the person
Speaker 1: who tweeted said, this is on my Spotify. So I
Speaker 1: was like, okay, let me check our radio. It's there.
Speaker 1: So then I checked the back end our upload page.
Speaker 1: It was everyone, Oh, it's actually in our upload page.
Speaker 1: So somebody with the keys to our upload page, corporate,
Speaker 1: the corporate monkeys had access to our page, went in
Speaker 1: and uploaded this what amounts to be a three minute
Speaker 1: commercial promo for this other podcast. Now, Burtie Last I
Speaker 1: heard promos for other podcasts happened in between in the
Speaker 1: commercial breaks when we say we'll be back after this.
Speaker 1: That's at the beginning. Like the beginning, you have to
Speaker 1: listen or at the end, or on our radio stations.
Speaker 1: I heart radio stations. But never in a zillion years
Speaker 1: did I think somebody would hijack the Brooklyn Boys feed
Speaker 1: and publish what looks to be at for it's like
Speaker 1: a Brooklyn Boys episode because it's just published by the
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys, and it's a picture of two guys, and
Speaker 1: if you look quickly, it doesn't look like the thing
Speaker 1: is like, oh, maybe they changed their logo because it's
Speaker 1: a little little thumbnail on your phone, and you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: maybe four thousand people listened at least for for twenty
Speaker 1: seconds to this thing. What's just promoting you to listen
Speaker 1: to someone else's podcast. But what sucks even worse is
Speaker 1: you might think that that was just all right, that
Speaker 1: was a commercial and that was the end of that,
Speaker 1: and you might not even hit the next button to
Speaker 1: get to the actual episode of our podcast. So who knows,
Speaker 1: you could be another It could be another week and
Speaker 1: a half before you open up the app and actually
Speaker 1: here the next download of our show. So that interrupts
Speaker 1: our flow, that interrupts our audience measures. I mean, there's
Speaker 1: so many things that are unsavory about it. Let alone
Speaker 1: the fact that nobody emailed us and said, hey, guys,
Speaker 1: this is coming down, can you give us a hand?
Speaker 1: I mean, for all, we thought it was an accident,
Speaker 1: and to this moment, we we we make corporate were like, hey,
Speaker 1: well we didn't email corporate. We emailed the top digital
Speaker 1: guys in New York, not the corporate, the corporate monkeys
Speaker 1: we email. We emailed these people were like, hey, get
Speaker 1: us an explica people, an accident people in New York?
Speaker 1: What happened? How did they? Right back, We've seen this
Speaker 1: done before, but we had no knowledge of it. So
Speaker 1: it's been done before, and so we still never got
Speaker 1: a direct response back. Brodie didn't know. It's just done
Speaker 1: on accident by accident. No, so I don't know. I
Speaker 1: don't we don't know that for effects. So so so
Speaker 1: that I said, well it doesn't belong there, and they said,
Speaker 1: well leave until we find out, and I said, too late,
Speaker 1: it's already we already deleted deleted it because I didn't
Speaker 1: know what it was we did get four thousand listens
Speaker 1: to our channel, so I hope that counts towards the
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys, in which case we'll have to negotiate them.
Speaker 1: Putting commercials on our stream like that, but but making
Speaker 1: it look like a new episode was a little bit bogus,
Speaker 1: So that's some balls. You don't do that. However, four
Speaker 1: thousand people didn't tell us. Again, Now, look, it's possible
Speaker 1: four thousand people all didn't want to be the second person.
Speaker 1: So I get that, Bodie. I gotta believe that it
Speaker 1: was an accident. No, I want to believe that this
Speaker 1: was done erroneously. I want to believe that they wouldn't
Speaker 1: have They wouldn't have put this on our feed without
Speaker 1: actually emailing us that they were going to do that first.
Speaker 1: Now here's the thing. I don't know how many people
Speaker 1: listen to that other podcast, right, it must people will
Speaker 1: just call it the Bald Podcast. We don't need to
Speaker 1: promote it anymore. But those guys are semi famous, right,
Speaker 1: how about our company puts our podcast in their feed?
Speaker 1: Do a little little you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours. Now,
Speaker 1: we don't have a three minute commercial because somebody who
Speaker 1: isn't me on this podcast, refuses to put a promo
Speaker 1: together that being said, No, we will, we will, We
Speaker 1: will do our due diligence and we will get it done.
Speaker 1: All right, So now that aside, and you know, to
Speaker 1: get about the back. If you didn't hear the last episode,
Speaker 1: you oh sorry, I got I'm getting my dander up.
Speaker 1: I know, a dander is up, friend, Yeah, You're dander
Speaker 1: is up? You always if that's gonna be a Brooklyn
Speaker 1: Boys quote, right, Brooklyn Boys court. Guy. You gotta stop
Speaker 1: with the typos and the missing letters. It's making it
Speaker 1: look like we don't speak. Well, is that what you do? Enough? Enough, enough,
Speaker 1: come out. We come out of the gate bitching like this.
Speaker 1: We're like a like a raging bull. I'm having a
Speaker 1: good week. You having a good week. I'm having a week,
Speaker 1: you know. But I will say this thing you did
Speaker 1: interrupt me cutting my cheese, Well you have to fart
Speaker 1: on them off the microphone. I don't understand. No, you said, hey,
Speaker 1: let's meet for the podcast. Let's do this right, and
Speaker 1: then I send you, I send you the link, and
Speaker 1: then I'm waiting for you to log on, waiting, waiting, waiting.
Speaker 1: The ten minutes passes and I'm like, you know what,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have a piece of cheese. So I had
Speaker 1: bought this cheese from this Italian deli and it was
Speaker 1: so freaking good. But the thing is, when you open
Speaker 1: up cheese, you know I'm talking about the hard cheese.
Speaker 1: Uh you know, you open it up, it's in that cellophane,
Speaker 1: saran wrap whatever it is. But it's wrapped by the store.
Speaker 1: You can't rewrap it from the store sell you know,
Speaker 1: the store saran wrap. Because I took a knife and
Speaker 1: I cut off a couple of pieces off the block.
Speaker 1: And then now I'm like fuck. And then I hear
Speaker 1: you in the background screaming, yo, you're there. You ready
Speaker 1: to go, Let's do this, And I'm like, wait a second,
Speaker 1: I'm not leaving the cheese out. So I had to
Speaker 1: go under. I had to go look for a proper
Speaker 1: tupperware that would fit this cheese block. But I didn't
Speaker 1: want a big one or a long one. Have zip
Speaker 1: block bags, no, No, there's nothing like an actual tightly
Speaker 1: sealed like plastic container that fits the shape of the cheese.
Speaker 1: There's one that I have that's specifically made for cheese.
Speaker 1: So I had to go find it and give the
Speaker 1: choice of coming and doing this podcast or eating your
Speaker 1: cheese hashtag. You chose the cheese. I cut the cheese
Speaker 1: every time, and you chose the cheese. Chose the cheese
Speaker 1: over the over the over the slices. But I'll tell
Speaker 1: you the cheese was so good. The guy that kind
Speaker 1: of cheese, it was a it was it was no, no, no,
Speaker 1: it was an aged grier from from an Italian place.
Speaker 1: And and um, I will tell you the guy behind
Speaker 1: the counter came out from behind the counter, the deli guy,
Speaker 1: and said, you let me tell you you're looking for cheese.
Speaker 1: Let me show you this cheese. Cheese guy. Well, I
Speaker 1: started to think halfway through his spield that he's just
Speaker 1: trying to get rid of cheese, old cheese because it
Speaker 1: had like the little rindy mold thing. And he goes, oh, no,
Speaker 1: you don't understand. You understand the more the green on
Speaker 1: the sides and the mold, because you see this little thickness,
Speaker 1: you see the piece, that little translucent. That's how you
Speaker 1: know that that the cheese you're getting is a properly aged.
Speaker 1: My friend, you see this four door camery. The rust
Speaker 1: is a good sign. The rust along the bottom means
Speaker 1: it's aged beautifully class. So that's so I leave there
Speaker 1: with this piece of cheese and I'm like, did I
Speaker 1: just get taken? Did this guy just totally like pull
Speaker 1: the wool over my eyes? Because I started thinking like
Speaker 1: was he trying to move old cheese or was he
Speaker 1: really trying to interest me in this aged you'll be
Speaker 1: you'll be moving old cheese in about an hour. I
Speaker 1: think I'm already feeling it. And you write the word
Speaker 1: b l EU on top of handwritten on top of
Speaker 1: the label. Do you think it was blue cheese? I
Speaker 1: mean all blue cheese is moldy cheese. Moldy cheese. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's the biggest scam ever. I will never eat blue cheese.
Speaker 1: Why not have this? People going, oh no, I love
Speaker 1: cheese sharp. But when I when I used to work
Speaker 1: for Red Robin if you guys know what the Red Robin,
Speaker 1: I was a manager for them. I was never a waiter.
Speaker 1: I was hired as a manager back in the day,
Speaker 1: but a Reasionally I would help out, like I would
Speaker 1: take the order if the if the if the weight
Speaker 1: staff was overwhelmed, I'd go over to the table and
Speaker 1: moves with them. And I think I talked about soda before,
Speaker 1: but I may have mentioned this. We've done a hundred
Speaker 1: and forty three episodes already, episode zero, so I'm telling
Speaker 1: this story again. Forgive me. But um, when you would
Speaker 1: tell people what what you had, I'll tell you. They
Speaker 1: give me a house salad. I said, well, what kind
Speaker 1: of dressing would you like? Um, it was, uh, Russian
Speaker 1: French creamy Italian oil and vinegar, right, Russian French, creamy,
Speaker 1: Italian oil vinegar. And then eventually it was Thousand Islands
Speaker 1: French because we switched. There's a difference. Uh. And they
Speaker 1: would go and so every one of them would go
Speaker 1: like this to me. They'd say, no, blue cheese. Well
Speaker 1: you didn't mention it. Otherwise if you had it, you
Speaker 1: would right. No, No, I have blue cheese. I just
Speaker 1: don't want to give it to you. You have fat.
Speaker 1: Fuck I'm gonna give it to everybody else. I'm just
Speaker 1: offering you the Russian French creamy Italian oil vinegar because
Speaker 1: I got the good stuff. I've got creamy pomejan, I've
Speaker 1: got garlic cheese. You know, garlic dressing. It's wishful thinking.
Speaker 1: If I'm a customer and you don't list off. I
Speaker 1: always think about maybe perhaps you have extra in the
Speaker 1: back that you're not mentioning, or you forgot to list
Speaker 1: that one. No, you didn't hear. You know what happened
Speaker 1: with me with the dover soult. It's a good thing.
Speaker 1: I fucking asked what I would do. An Italian restaurant
Speaker 1: was running by the specials simple exactly the way you
Speaker 1: are just now with your dressings. And they were like, oh, tonight,
Speaker 1: we have a bronzino, we have a salmon, we have
Speaker 1: a mahi mahi, and we have um a cod And
Speaker 1: I'm like oh, and I'm like you guys, you guys
Speaker 1: don't have any dover soul. And exactly what customers did
Speaker 1: to you that well, because in there they had a
Speaker 1: menu online that said dover soul, but the menu person
Speaker 1: request menu said blue cheese. And I didn't say blue
Speaker 1: You know what? You know what? You know what? You
Speaker 1: know what? You know he says to me, goes, he
Speaker 1: goes no, because you know what, that's especial we have
Speaker 1: sometimes we don't have it today. Okay, he walks away.
Speaker 1: The next guy comes over and I'm like, yeah, I
Speaker 1: just ordered all this. We ordered and I made a joke.
Speaker 1: I'm like, you know, I really wanted that Dover Soul
Speaker 1: that I saw. And then he goes, wait a second,
Speaker 1: you want a Dover Saul and wait a secon. I
Speaker 1: know it wasn't offered, but hold on, let me go
Speaker 1: check in the back low and behold. They come back
Speaker 1: and he goes, uh, yeah, I got you your Dover Saul.
Speaker 1: You want to put the put your order in. I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: So I asked the second guy, the guy behind the guy,
Speaker 1: and they had the fucking Dover Saul. But the first
Speaker 1: guy didn't list it. And when I asked if he
Speaker 1: had it, he said he didn't. His only special sometimes.
Speaker 1: So bro, he maybe when you were listing off the dressings,
Speaker 1: you may have forgotten the blue cheese and somebody was
Speaker 1: just trying to But you're sure you don't have blue cheese,
Speaker 1: no reason. Okay, let me say about it to the customer. Listen.
Speaker 1: First of all, I'm the manager, right, I got the
Speaker 1: shirt and the tie, I got the keys of different
Speaker 1: you're yellow instead of blue? Whoa? Whoa? What does that mean? What?
Speaker 1: Different shirt color? Is that? What? That's what differentiates you
Speaker 1: from your waiters? No, the waiters weren't wearing a shirt
Speaker 1: and tie. They were like a white shirt with an apron.
Speaker 1: The point is, if I had said, um, Russian, Um, French, uh,
Speaker 1: creamy Italian, what's the fourth one? Oil and vinegar? I
Speaker 1: think that's it. I think maybe I'm I don't know,
Speaker 1: but I oh, I said Russian, French, creamy, Titan oil vinegar.
Speaker 1: Does that sound like I forgot one? Does that sound
Speaker 1: like I don't say the same thing all the time.
Speaker 1: It's like when I worked at chuck e cheese, coke,
Speaker 1: diet coke arras s bright and root here. I still remember, Wait,
Speaker 1: five flavors that the customers not giving you. Uh, do
Speaker 1: you have grape coke? Diet coke? Arrangs bright and root here?
Speaker 1: No grape or they'd asked for seven up. Dude, nobody's
Speaker 1: got spright and seven up. It's either or you got.
Speaker 1: I got coke and diet coke. He got pepsi? No, no, no,
Speaker 1: you're a coke house, either coke house or a pepsi house. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 1: We don't do drugs here. Yeah, anyway, but that aside,
Speaker 1: you're you're making a point about blue cheese. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: so they so blue cheese is just it's it's I
Speaker 1: know yogurt has got bacteria in and I get it,
Speaker 1: But blue cheese. If you if you bite cheese, the
Speaker 1: cheese you bought, whatever cheese, you eat big block of cheese.
Speaker 1: If it starts to get mold on it, you throw
Speaker 1: that ship out right immediately. It stinks. It's gross. Mold
Speaker 1: is smaller um life forms growing growing on your food.
Speaker 1: But probiotics are good for you, though, and they grow.
Speaker 1: That's live. Those are live cultures. And the name, oh, probiotics,
Speaker 1: it sounds like vitamins. No, it's ship you're eating. It's
Speaker 1: gonna eat ship inside you. I don't want it. Someone
Speaker 1: tells you, hey, eat a goldfish whole and it'll swim
Speaker 1: around in your stomach and it'll eat it'll eat the
Speaker 1: dead red meat off the insides of your stomach. Would
Speaker 1: you eat that's? Would you eat that goldfish? No? Right,
Speaker 1: you've a Some people get those those pedicures with the
Speaker 1: fish where the fish eat at the dead skin. You
Speaker 1: never saw that before. Yeah, they stick your feet. I
Speaker 1: saw that Kim Kardashian down on one of the episodes,
Speaker 1: so we did it on our show. Twice with with
Speaker 1: Jersey Kid. Right. Oh yeah, and they start like pecking
Speaker 1: at you. It's like a fish pedicute inside my stomach.
Speaker 1: But I'm telling you, someone's gonna figure out somewhere that
Speaker 1: some frog or or uh, some kind of lizard that
Speaker 1: if you eat it, you swallow it, it'll survive long
Speaker 1: enough to clean out your your intestines. Oh it's so great,
Speaker 1: it makes it. It'll you'll lose five pounds and you'll
Speaker 1: craft the lizard out. Okay, so you're trying to but
Speaker 1: but blue cheese is a good cheese. It's actually it's
Speaker 1: purposefully moldy. They do that on purpose. They they're watching it.
Speaker 1: It's like dry age steak. It's like the dry age
Speaker 1: And don't get me started on dry age steak. I
Speaker 1: know we had this conversation on this podcast right about
Speaker 1: dry aged and right, you don't like let us sit
Speaker 1: out on the counter and get moldy. But there's a
Speaker 1: process for that's it's temperature control. Left the steak out
Speaker 1: by accident, and I was like, oh, some guy ordered
Speaker 1: dover steak. I'm gonna give him this old one. You
Speaker 1: got fish that was probably three days old that the
Speaker 1: guy was told we don't have any fresh dover soul.
Speaker 1: So he went out there and said, no, so we
Speaker 1: don't have any guys like, oh, I found it. I
Speaker 1: found a piece under the refrigerator by the wheel and
Speaker 1: uh yeah, it was next to the blue cheese. No
Speaker 1: cheese soul has extra probiotics. My my, My point was,
Speaker 1: sometimes you gotta ask the guy behind the guy. You
Speaker 1: gotta ask twice. You gotta question your managers, and you
Speaker 1: gotta get Brodie. If anyone knows about calling the supervisor,
Speaker 1: it's you so to get what you want. So maybe
Speaker 1: it was a good thing that I pressed for. I
Speaker 1: did the full court press for the dover soul that day.
Speaker 1: You didn't get fresh fish. I'll tell you how you
Speaker 1: know it's not fresh because if it came in fresh
Speaker 1: that day, they would have had a lot of it,
Speaker 1: and other people would have had it and someone would
Speaker 1: have noticed, Hey, we're not selling any of a soul. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm still standing what I'm still here? You still say, Okay, Elton, listen,
Speaker 1: it doesn't mean it doesn't mean it was good fish.
Speaker 1: I've eaten five day old pizza that was left out
Speaker 1: on the counter. I shouldn't have eaten it. All right,
Speaker 1: I ate that food. That was that I lost power
Speaker 1: in my house for three days, brought it to your house,
Speaker 1: drove it over, and then took it back. It was
Speaker 1: in my car round trip at least an hour? And
Speaker 1: how how did you do? How do you do with that?
Speaker 1: I may have had to take a couple of times
Speaker 1: to Tom Toms afterwards. Yeah, you'd be proudly, Bertie, I
Speaker 1: got free dessert. I talked about this very briefly on
Speaker 1: the Big Show, but it paid off. Um. I didn't
Speaker 1: even ask for the free dessert. But hold on, hold on.
Speaker 1: Not a sponsor before you go, before you go there,
Speaker 1: but hold on, before you go there. I just want
Speaker 1: to say I have a bone to pick with you
Speaker 1: involving food. So if it isn't this, I'm gonna then
Speaker 1: do my next. If it is mine, I'm so pissed. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: before you get I just want to say what happened.
Speaker 1: So I used a local food delivery app called chow Now.
Speaker 1: It's a lesser known epics want so Usually people know
Speaker 1: Seamless and Uber Eats and all that, So chow Now
Speaker 1: is a localize It's localized around the country's It sounds
Speaker 1: like change right right. But what what it is is
Speaker 1: it basically takes all your neighborhood restaurants, the local ones,
Speaker 1: and cuts out the fees, like so you pay less,
Speaker 1: the restaurant pays less to them, and you get great
Speaker 1: food at a lower price because it's very localized. Well no,
Speaker 1: they still make their money. They but the point is
Speaker 1: they you find this at all around the country. It's
Speaker 1: a national app. It's just localized to that specific area.
Speaker 1: So um, I ordered dinner from from some restaurant and
Speaker 1: the Chow Now people fucked up and they never showed up,
Speaker 1: and then they chow down Chow. No, they said chow
Speaker 1: they said chowd like buy because an hour and a
Speaker 1: half later, ninety minutes the now not not. They canceled
Speaker 1: my fucking order and they said the food is not coming. Well,
Speaker 1: the restaurant then calls me and said, look, the chef
Speaker 1: is gonna get This is how localized it is. The
Speaker 1: chef is is gonna actually come out from behind the
Speaker 1: counter and drive down the hill and he's gonna give
Speaker 1: you your food from the restaurant. So they gave me.
Speaker 1: The restaurant delivered the food, and then they told Chow
Speaker 1: Now that the delivery was made. But I called Chow
Speaker 1: Now and I said, oh now, now, chow Now, um,
Speaker 1: what is you cannot charge me for this? And they said,
Speaker 1: you know what, we do know you got your food.
Speaker 1: We do understand it's not from us. I didn't even
Speaker 1: know that it was. It was a salad, it was
Speaker 1: a salad, it was a couple of things, whatever it was.
Speaker 1: That's sound important. The point is Chow Now says, we're
Speaker 1: gonna give you a full refund of your forty five dollars. Uh,
Speaker 1: you got your food. So I got my I got
Speaker 1: my entire dinner and they refunded me in in in
Speaker 1: the entirety. My entire thing was paid for and chowne
Speaker 1: now come again, please come again, so thank you so much?
Speaker 1: Got my Yeah, there you go. Now that now somebody
Speaker 1: did right on the card call call this number to
Speaker 1: get extra credit. So does that mean if I called
Speaker 1: the Chow Now people, I should get more? I mean,
Speaker 1: in the broidy world of free dessert, I feel like
Speaker 1: it even was not even and I got my free dessert.
Speaker 1: But do I get even more free dessert? Now? Do
Speaker 1: I gonna call them and say you now owe me
Speaker 1: a thirty dollar gift card. So why not? Okay, how
Speaker 1: is that justified? Okay? I got I got my meal
Speaker 1: taken care of. They it was. It was on the
Speaker 1: arm as they say, well, who gave you the free food?
Speaker 1: The restaurant? Well no, no, they got paid by Chow Now.
Speaker 1: Chow Now still incurred the cost. The restaurant got paid,
Speaker 1: the restaurant delivered my food. But chow Now refunded me
Speaker 1: the forts. Okay they so they okay, yeah, huh, this
Speaker 1: is a great Soota incident. Hey, we're good'n. I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna start stealing from them now. I'm going to call
Speaker 1: them up and be like stealing. How would I justify
Speaker 1: that you want the thirty dollars from chow Now? Do
Speaker 1: I need? A question? Is do I need? Do I
Speaker 1: need more in free dessert? Or is this a good
Speaker 1: a good deal? I feel like you should be okay
Speaker 1: because you got your money back. However, however, here we go,
Speaker 1: it comes a wayfair situation. Me. Yes, there's still a
Speaker 1: part of me that says, you got how much was
Speaker 1: the food? You got the forty five? But it came
Speaker 1: how much later? An hour or two minutes? That ninety
Speaker 1: minutes you have to make phone calls and stuff. So
Speaker 1: I feel like if Chow Now wants to keep your business,
Speaker 1: plus you're giving them all this free promotion, I don't
Speaker 1: think it's unreasonable. Not a client, so whatever you need,
Speaker 1: very nice to you on the phone. They were very nice.
Speaker 1: They were cordilled, they were very easy. All I do
Speaker 1: is ask I say, hey, by the way, I apologetic.
Speaker 1: Then I would let them slide. I had all I said. Look,
Speaker 1: I had listen. I had this dinner that's coming to
Speaker 1: my house now is probably cold, and I have to
Speaker 1: feed my kids something else. So oh, you made up
Speaker 1: a kid. Yeah, I made up a kid. You've done
Speaker 1: that before. Well I'm all right, I said my kid.
Speaker 1: I had to feed my kids something else. So this
Speaker 1: is and they're like, you know what to worry about
Speaker 1: it here, here's your money back. Boom, they hit me
Speaker 1: back on my credit card. Okay, all right, well I'll
Speaker 1: then you know what. I'm gonna hold off on my
Speaker 1: why I'm angry at your story and tell you a
Speaker 1: similar story about door Dash. Okay uh. Producer Sam on
Speaker 1: The Big Show tweeted out that she was having a
Speaker 1: problem with door Dash. By the way, Chow now owned
Speaker 1: by door Dash they got recently brought out. While I see,
Speaker 1: it's all in the family, so to speak. Okay, So
Speaker 1: Sam tweets out that she's having a big problem with
Speaker 1: Door Dash and somebody says, well, you better get Brodie,
Speaker 1: you better get Brodie involved, right, So so I said, yeah, Sam,
Speaker 1: I'm ready, let me let me know. I mean, I'm
Speaker 1: quarantined at home. Basically there's not much going on in
Speaker 1: my life. So Sam calls me and I say, Sam says,
Speaker 1: this is what happened. Yeah, give me, uh, give me
Speaker 1: your credit card information, the restaurant, the food you ordered,
Speaker 1: all you were like, I said, I am ready to go.
Speaker 1: She says, well, I called the restaurant and they said
Speaker 1: it's not their problem. It's Door Dashes problem. And when
Speaker 1: I called when I called Door Dash, they said that
Speaker 1: the restaurant gave them the wrong food. It's not their problem.
Speaker 1: So what happened is Sam was she and her boyfriend
Speaker 1: ordered two milkshakes. All the boys to the yard, including
Speaker 1: the Door Dash boys, and she ordered them. I want
Speaker 1: to say, she ordered them at let's say eight o'clock, okay,
Speaker 1: for a little after dinner dessert. Two milkshakes from a
Speaker 1: burger place. Near which she lives. We'll just call it
Speaker 1: the burger place because I don't want to out them.
Speaker 1: They were you know, so it's not my place to do.
Speaker 1: So she says. When the food arrived, it was a
Speaker 1: couple of burgers and some French fries. Um, but no milkshakes. Okay.
Speaker 1: Now you know Sam is a vegetarian. Okay, So she
Speaker 1: gave the food back to the driver. Um. And then
Speaker 1: at ten thirty two and almost two and a half
Speaker 1: hours later, the milkshakes show up, right, and they're ready
Speaker 1: to go to bed, so they don't even drink them.
Speaker 1: They put them in the refrigerator, go to bed, and
Speaker 1: the next day there ship right because they don't hold
Speaker 1: the fluffy, they don't hold the thickness. The whipped cream
Speaker 1: was all want wal right yea, So she says, Brodie,
Speaker 1: can you help me? Can you at least get me
Speaker 1: something for this? Because neither one is willing to help me.
Speaker 1: I said, all right, I'm gonna call corp door Dash.
Speaker 1: So I called up door Desh and I say that
Speaker 1: my fiance. I make my fiance my fiance, and I
Speaker 1: ordered ordered two milkshakes, right, and then I had to
Speaker 1: fit my kid different food and put them to bed. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I said, we would want to dessert from your
Speaker 1: from this place, and we use you guys because of
Speaker 1: the pandemic. I'm sure you guys are doing really really
Speaker 1: good business. But my my, uh my girlfriend doesn't eat meat.
Speaker 1: We don't have meat in the house. We have a
Speaker 1: no meat in the house policy. Your food arrived and
Speaker 1: there was She opened the bag excited, and the driver
Speaker 1: had already left and there was the hamburger in the bag.
Speaker 1: She got so upset she couldn't eat. She was crying.
Speaker 1: She wanted a vomit. You you ruined her night when
Speaker 1: we broke the no meat role. Oh sir, I'm um,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm terribly sorry. But clearly the restaurant gave here.
Speaker 1: I said, you know what, you guys are supposed to
Speaker 1: check the bag before you leave, I said, and to
Speaker 1: and to you, you gotta before you leave. You gotta
Speaker 1: see before you leave the restaurant. Do I have two milkshakes?
Speaker 1: So he says, well, uh, I don't know what I
Speaker 1: could do say is how much were the milkshakes? I
Speaker 1: said they were fourteen fourteen dollars in change or whatever.
Speaker 1: He says, I, well, I'll give you a credit. I said,
Speaker 1: I don't think you understand my fiance was. It was
Speaker 1: in tears, and then we didn't even drink the milk
Speaker 1: shakes because you guys brought the wrong food. It's your fault.
Speaker 1: So I sow the So the guy says, well, I'm
Speaker 1: terribly sorry. Says what would make you happy? I said,
Speaker 1: how about we rounded up to an even twenty five?
Speaker 1: He says, okay, okay, by well, I know, I know,
Speaker 1: but I meant, like, uh, you know, a solid number,
Speaker 1: fourteen dollars and whatever change. He says, okay, absolutely dollars. Okay.
Speaker 1: So I called Sam back. I said, Sam, I got
Speaker 1: you twenty five dollars. Oh my god, it's amazing. It
Speaker 1: took me like four minutes. You know, it was quick.
Speaker 1: So uh, I said, but they're still saying it's the
Speaker 1: restaurant's fault. Well is great, Brodie, thank you, I said,
Speaker 1: it's already on your door dash account. I gave them
Speaker 1: your name and phone number. Oh my god, that's amazing.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna call the restaurant. Why because they saw they
Speaker 1: fucked up. They gave the wrong food to the guy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I'm getting a credit. So now you get credit
Speaker 1: in both directions. So I called the restaurant. I say, listen,
Speaker 1: my fiance and I are big fans. We were living
Speaker 1: in the neighborhood. We eat there all the time. My
Speaker 1: girlfriend has an account there. But we door Dashed and uh,
Speaker 1: you know, blah blah blah gave us the guy at
Speaker 1: the wrong bag. And so it's just, sir, I'm terribly sorry,
Speaker 1: but we have a we have a pickup ledge and
Speaker 1: they take the order off the ledge. The driver took
Speaker 1: the wrong but who or did they pack it wrong?
Speaker 1: So I so I said, um, I can't be responsible
Speaker 1: for that. I don't know that to be true. Uh,
Speaker 1: So I said, so I'm texting Sam send me a
Speaker 1: copy of the receipt. Because Sam sent me the receipt.
Speaker 1: So I said, listen, I've got the receipt. It tells
Speaker 1: me the name who prepared the food and the driver's name.
Speaker 1: So she says, okay, sir, but again, if door Dash
Speaker 1: brought the wrong bag, they may have had the milkshakes
Speaker 1: in the car. I said, look, we count on you
Speaker 1: guys to get the order right. With door Dash, I said,
Speaker 1: my daughter was my daughter. My fiance was hysterically crying,
Speaker 1: uh and uh and she called here, and you guys
Speaker 1: told her she's out of luck. You wouldn't help her. Uh.
Speaker 1: So I said, she will send me a copy of
Speaker 1: the receipt. I send her a copy of the receipt.
Speaker 1: She says she's looking at it. She says, um, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm looking at my copy of the receipt. She says,
Speaker 1: your food went to a guy, a different driver. So
Speaker 1: now they're guilt. So I said, how would that happen?
Speaker 1: She just we must have given your milkshakes to a
Speaker 1: different driver, and so the bag we gave. Oh, so
Speaker 1: it is your fault. This is after telling me it's
Speaker 1: not different. How much money did you get out of them?
Speaker 1: So she says, what can we do for you? I said, well,
Speaker 1: if you'd like us to come back, you can credit
Speaker 1: my account. What what what can you do for me here?
Speaker 1: I said, because because it took me, It did take
Speaker 1: me two front calls, right, So she just, well, we
Speaker 1: can credit your account twenty five. I said I said no, no,
Speaker 1: So she says, she's listen, You're absolutely right. I'm embarrassed,
Speaker 1: but I can't go harder than my boss can go
Speaker 1: higher than twenty five. But he's not here. Until tomorrow.
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna put and you and Sam's account for
Speaker 1: credit for next time you're here, and you can call tomorrow,
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna leave a note for him and you
Speaker 1: can talk to him. By the way, we're now up here.
Speaker 1: That's correct, Sam, you're up to fifty dollars. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: you're kidding me. No, I got twenty five. She's we
Speaker 1: only spent fourteen on the shakes. Absolutely. I they're paying
Speaker 1: you to drink their ship. Saw I text I test Sam,
Speaker 1: I said, I said, Sam, text me tomorrow at two
Speaker 1: o'clock and I will call and speak to the manager.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm very polite. Whatever did you did
Speaker 1: you talk? The next day? He followed up. I spoke.
Speaker 1: I spoke to the manager. Give you hold on, I said, listen,
Speaker 1: this is the problem we had. I spoke to your
Speaker 1: man if you assistant manager, and she was very kind,
Speaker 1: but she said she she thought we deserved more than
Speaker 1: twenty five, but she could only do But you guys
Speaker 1: gave this shakes to the wrong driver, I said, But
Speaker 1: first you guys told my my fiance she was wrong.
Speaker 1: There was nothing you could do. Then I had a
Speaker 1: call back. He told me there was nothing you could do.
Speaker 1: I got their receipt and showed you which driver had it.
Speaker 1: I said, it took me multiple phone calls. I had
Speaker 1: a fight with door Dash. I didn't mention the credit.
Speaker 1: The manager says, you're absolutely right, You're we see that
Speaker 1: Sam's a good customer. You guys order from us all
Speaker 1: the time. I'm gonna give you twenty five dollars, so
Speaker 1: you have a credit. So I got Sam. So Sam
Speaker 1: says to me, I don't understand. I called door Dash.
Speaker 1: They told me it wasn't their fault. I called I
Speaker 1: did everything, Sam. You gotta how to handle yourself. You
Speaker 1: gotta read my book when it comes out. He's like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna save the seven. Like that was some double delight.
Speaker 1: That was like a devil's three way you like taking,
Speaker 1: like giving, like like like jerking two cocks off at
Speaker 1: the same time. Well, so I want to say I
Speaker 1: did play. I didn't free dessert when I called, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna admit something you. When I called door Dash, the
Speaker 1: gentleman on the phone sounded like he might be of
Speaker 1: Indian descent, right, I thought maybe he might be he
Speaker 1: might be vegetarian, or he might deal with a lot
Speaker 1: of vegetarians, so I I played up the vegetarian angle.
Speaker 1: I did, and he did. At some point he said,
Speaker 1: you know, he said, you know, oh, no, she's a vegetarian. No,
Speaker 1: so she upset for me. When I said, you know,
Speaker 1: how upset she was. I think that's why he was like,
Speaker 1: no problem, wow of that. So Sam, you're welcome. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there you go. And then coming after after this, we
Speaker 1: want to see what your food related problem with me was. Oh,
Speaker 1: I got a food related problem. I got an alcohol
Speaker 1: related problem, and I got maybe what maybe the ultimate
Speaker 1: return of all the returns and stores I've ever done.
Speaker 1: And Rody, what's your beef? My beef, here's my beef.
Speaker 1: It's bad enough when you do something that is wrong.
Speaker 1: It's bad enough when you do something wrong you don't
Speaker 1: realize it's wrong. But then it's worse when you don't
Speaker 1: realize you care that it's wrong, and then you posted
Speaker 1: on social media. All right, where are we talking about?
Speaker 1: And let's go quick because we have we have a
Speaker 1: lot of we have a lot of issues to what
Speaker 1: is your ethnic background my ethnicity, I'm uh Italian American
Speaker 1: right right, Christian? I'm Catholic, yes, Catholic. Right, it's a
Speaker 1: Christian is the Ambrollish Catholic? Yeah Christian. Now, granted you
Speaker 1: grew up in an area that had some Jews in it,
Speaker 1: you are not Jewish, not Jewish. And when when people
Speaker 1: think of Elvis Duran in the Morning Show, they think
Speaker 1: of you as the resident. Actually Scotty is as well
Speaker 1: and Sam but okay, you're also aware. Okay, but I've
Speaker 1: been there, uh is Scotty, Yes, but Scotty's not on
Speaker 1: the show as much as maybe George. Back in the
Speaker 1: day when we were a Z Morning Zoo, you guys
Speaker 1: referred to me as the Z Morning Jew. Now, yes, Monday,
Speaker 1: this Monday was one of the two holiest days of
Speaker 1: the Jewish calendar. Shanna yea or Russia Shanna okay. Yeah.
Speaker 1: By the way, Shana Shanatoba. Yeah, Shanatoba, thank you, Shana Tooba.
Speaker 1: That's Shanatoba. Okay. So I want to play this audio clip,
Speaker 1: ob scary whatsba that's you on Instagram giving a goofy
Speaker 1: face him pointing to the camera, right right. That is
Speaker 1: the equivalent of saying Marie Christmas Lashawnatoba. Yeah, that's like
Speaker 1: saying happy Happy Easter. Well, dude, I didn't. I didn't
Speaker 1: go to Hebrew school. Bra I mean, okay, just be
Speaker 1: thankful that I am acknowledging and understanding. Nah tova lashnava, right,
Speaker 1: lashawna tova. That that is not how you say which
Speaker 1: means you know what it means. It means um good
Speaker 1: good feel um. It does not mean happy New Year.
Speaker 1: It means uh, good vibes, good vibes, only good good
Speaker 1: good holiday, right, good young. I don't know something like that. Yeah, right, okay,
Speaker 1: I know the spirit of what spirit it was. You're
Speaker 1: you're mangling. You're mangling the language of the Jewish people,
Speaker 1: first of all, right, but but the reason you did that,
Speaker 1: the reason you did that, you were holding something. I
Speaker 1: was holding holding food, which you posted Russia shun of vibes,
Speaker 1: have a sweet new Year party like it's one, which
Speaker 1: is the Jewish New Year, and you're holding food and
Speaker 1: you say thanks at hold on, hold on to see
Speaker 1: if this audio here as well, Parry. I just want
Speaker 1: to say, I love you so much. You're feeding me now,
Speaker 1: thank you for this? Uh this Russia Shana? What is
Speaker 1: this a honey cake? I'm gonna have some right here,
Speaker 1: live look at me. It really travels well, and I
Speaker 1: ate the honey cake. It was like a pound cake.
Speaker 1: Hold on, I want to point out, first of all,
Speaker 1: you said thanks for feeding me, and you pulled on
Speaker 1: your coat. I don't know why you pulled on your coat,
Speaker 1: but you said it travels well. First of all, saying
Speaker 1: of all, you said, oh, I'm gonna eat this. What
Speaker 1: is this? Hold, let's do it again, honey cake, Pry.
Speaker 1: I just want to say, I love you so much.
Speaker 1: You're feeding me now, thank you for this? Uh this Russia, Shana?
Speaker 1: What is this a honey cake? Yeah? What is this
Speaker 1: honey cake? You didn't even know what you were eating.
Speaker 1: You had to look at the side of the box. Okay,
Speaker 1: so my problem is you're you Mangledshatova. You pointed out
Speaker 1: the food travels well, you're about to eat it. You
Speaker 1: don't even know what you're about to eat, but you're
Speaker 1: thanking them, which is at because most moist Okay, Uh,
Speaker 1: it wasn't broken up. Hey, hey at team Underscore, Perry
Speaker 1: Underscore r o X. I'm the jew on the show.
Speaker 1: Where's my food? You give it to Scary so scared?
Speaker 1: I was thinking maybe Scary we go, Well, it's showed
Speaker 1: up to the studio who weren't there. You said on
Speaker 1: that clip it travels well, which means you could have
Speaker 1: brought it home for me, or dropped it off at
Speaker 1: my house or done something only. But did you give
Speaker 1: it to Scotty B. No? Did you drop it off
Speaker 1: at Sam's house, who lives like five blocks from you know?
Speaker 1: Did you say no? You govone, you ate all the
Speaker 1: jew food. You didn't even know what it was. It
Speaker 1: travels well, and you gave a shout out to these
Speaker 1: people who gave the jew food to the Italian guy. Right,
Speaker 1: And I gotta tell you right by the way Italians
Speaker 1: can be Jews at the same time, because remember they're
Speaker 1: not a Jew understood. But the point is you don't
Speaker 1: even know that. You don't know the history of this.
Speaker 1: If you really want to feel like a ship head.
Speaker 1: I've worked with these people before. I've done videos for them. Okay,
Speaker 1: hold on, No, they've been to the studio. We I've
Speaker 1: established a relationship. These are people that I know, so
Speaker 1: so they a lot of your friends of Jewish No, No,
Speaker 1: they know. They came up to the studio for a visit.
Speaker 1: And not only did they send me, they sent me
Speaker 1: a t shirt. They said they sent me a hold on.
Speaker 1: They sent a T shirt for Garrett and a T
Speaker 1: shirt for Danielle. The three of us we all got
Speaker 1: T shirts are Christians and Joe, you didn't get me
Speaker 1: a T shirt? Yeah, but bos. But you don't know,
Speaker 1: you don't have a relationship with them because you're hiding
Speaker 1: them from me. That's like me if no, I'm not
Speaker 1: they listened to the show, they would know I'm the Jew.
Speaker 1: That's like, that's like my people suffered for for thousands
Speaker 1: of years in the desert. The least I can get
Speaker 1: as a T shirt. If my parents neighbor was Jewish,
Speaker 1: it would be the same thing, Like they're sending me
Speaker 1: next to a Jew. But they could be sending me
Speaker 1: food because I have a personal relationship with them. It
Speaker 1: doesn't matter what. I'm not a Jewish relationship, But what's
Speaker 1: that personal relationship with Garrett and Danielle? They were there
Speaker 1: in the studio the day that they came up. I
Speaker 1: work in the studio. I don't know you dated. I
Speaker 1: don't know, maybe you weren't there. I have no idea body,
Speaker 1: but you would have been an opportunity to say, oh,
Speaker 1: where's Brody let'sten. If I was there and I had
Speaker 1: a client and they would bring it up mozzadella balls
Speaker 1: and preshoot, I would say, oh, what's scary? Head ship
Speaker 1: with scary but buddy loves Italian food. But you weren't there, Brody?
Speaker 1: Where are you? You're at home? In fact, I've asked
Speaker 1: you for now two months to come over here and
Speaker 1: get this box of junk. Then related, what was he
Speaker 1: gonna What was I gonna do? Am I gonna hold
Speaker 1: on to this? How long am I gonna hold onto this?
Speaker 1: Honey cake? With this it'll go hard as a rocket cake,
Speaker 1: you know what, looking like blue cheese. Because you're not
Speaker 1: gonna be the time you come here to pick it up,
Speaker 1: it would be done. You haven't you said you have?
Speaker 1: I have honey cake for you, Brody, and some free
Speaker 1: T shirts. Honey cake would get me over there because
Speaker 1: it's perishable. I understand that, okay, But how did how
Speaker 1: did Garrett Danielle get T shirts? Because the last time
Speaker 1: these people were in the studio, the High Lifeline, they
Speaker 1: came up, the High Life Line, they came up, they
Speaker 1: said hello. The last year at this time they came
Speaker 1: up and they got they brought me honey cake, and
Speaker 1: Danielle never left earlier than Danielle, which means I was
Speaker 1: there and Garrett were there with me in the studio.
Speaker 1: We took pictures with this family, so they remembered, they
Speaker 1: held on to those memories that we created. And she
Speaker 1: sent me because I had a personal relationship with her.
Speaker 1: Whether I'm a recipient of Judaism or not, he personal
Speaker 1: relationship with Jesus. You shouldn't be a personal relationship with
Speaker 1: the you people and not include me. Holy shit, And
Speaker 1: you know what you should be eating? Pizza? Go fund yourself. Man.
Speaker 1: You can't even Italian food, all right, if that's exactly
Speaker 1: what you're saying. No, I already made the analogy. I said,
Speaker 1: if I had a deal with an Italian deli that
Speaker 1: had like Italian cheese as you like, and smoked mozzarella
Speaker 1: and and uh, I got a goal and all this
Speaker 1: stuff you love, and they came up and brought food,
Speaker 1: and you went down the hall, I would get you.
Speaker 1: I would put some in the refrigerator for you. I
Speaker 1: would get you a shirt. But there's no telling when
Speaker 1: you're coming here next, because you haven't been here in
Speaker 1: two months. Talking about now still hasn't. Brodie still hasn't
Speaker 1: even picked up his Brooklyn Boys masks yet that he ordered. Okay,
Speaker 1: I have not, but I came over, didn't I come
Speaker 1: over and get the hoodies? And didn't I come over
Speaker 1: and get my food back? That was two months ago.
Speaker 1: That was two months two months ago. You shit, I
Speaker 1: cannot believe you. You outjuwd me. You you you ju
Speaker 1: blocked me. Yea. And by the way, thank you to
Speaker 1: shout out to Instagram who had all the you type
Speaker 1: in Russia Shana and Instagram on the gifts baby all
Speaker 1: they all come up. It's great. Yeah, I'm sure they do. Yeah, yeah, hey,
Speaker 1: hey yeah yeah. Chris Moss Yeah, Now, I um, I
Speaker 1: had told you guys like this is disgusting. This city,
Speaker 1: our city is falling to shit. It's not well. I
Speaker 1: will say one thing about happening. I want to tell
Speaker 1: you what happened to me on Saturday night. You can't
Speaker 1: deny this happened, because it did. Okay, me and my friend,
Speaker 1: I'm coming back from the restaurant. I'm walking in my car,
Speaker 1: I'm walking on a car from walking in the car
Speaker 1: and walk in my car and what do I see
Speaker 1: is a girl in between she's on the back of
Speaker 1: my car. No, no, she's literally between my car and
Speaker 1: the car in front of U and back of me.
Speaker 1: So she's been between cars parallel parked on the middle
Speaker 1: of Houston Street, which is very is a main thoroughfare
Speaker 1: in the in the Gredits village South Houston pronounced Houston yea.
Speaker 1: And We're walking towards the car, and I'm like, what's
Speaker 1: she doing behind my car? What's going on? All of
Speaker 1: a sudden, this drunk girl jumps up and as she
Speaker 1: jumps up, she starts jumping up and down to try
Speaker 1: and get her pants up, which were around her ankles
Speaker 1: and her she was just in her thong, And all
Speaker 1: of a sudden she rips her pants up, buttons them
Speaker 1: up and goes oh, and then and skips off across
Speaker 1: the street with her other trunk friend. What does she say? Oh,
Speaker 1: she was making all these kinds of noises. And then
Speaker 1: I look and I go to the car. Mic, she
Speaker 1: just pissed on my car. She and I said this
Speaker 1: on the Big Show. She literally put her butt to
Speaker 1: the car. She pissed in between my car and the car,
Speaker 1: my my trunk and the front of the car. She
Speaker 1: squatted squatty potty, except there was no pot Did she
Speaker 1: pee on your car? She pat that she paid next
Speaker 1: to it, next to the fucking tire. But the point
Speaker 1: is it was all wetness, all over the floor and
Speaker 1: all over the area near my car. It was disgusting.
Speaker 1: But I'm like wet as lexus. It was as lexus
Speaker 1: as it was. And and my my question is this
Speaker 1: girl just came out of the bar. Clearly she couldn't.
Speaker 1: She couldn't before she left. She hadn't wait till she
Speaker 1: got to the middle of street. So your theory is
Speaker 1: that New York was perfect before the pandemic, and now
Speaker 1: because you don't like the mayor, this girl pete on
Speaker 1: your car, it's the mayor's fault. No, I'm just saying
Speaker 1: she did that. I don't think drunks came out and
Speaker 1: pete in public before the pandemic. ID when it was
Speaker 1: a different mel I pulled. I was in an example
Speaker 1: of the city going hell She's that was some wet
Speaker 1: as piss. That's a way, Okay, that's last episode. We
Speaker 1: called it wet as Podcast, Yes we did. I don't
Speaker 1: know if that paid off. But I was supposed to
Speaker 1: write a jingle for this week and I didn't have
Speaker 1: time to do it, so I'll have it for the
Speaker 1: next time. I hate the mayor for other reasons. That's
Speaker 1: not for this podcast. I'm gonna start a new podcast
Speaker 1: about that, about my my my my choices. My choice
Speaker 1: works for mayor to Louzio because I fucking hate him away.
Speaker 1: But that's anyway, that's a point that that that let'
Speaker 1: let's put all that side because I don't want to
Speaker 1: go down that road. Um. Now, you had a couple
Speaker 1: of things you are by the way, you have a dog.
Speaker 1: I had a question for two dogs. You have two
Speaker 1: dogs and they were both on yesterday's fifty minute morning
Speaker 1: show podcast show account. This is a question I have
Speaker 1: for dog owners or pet owners, or cat owners or
Speaker 1: gerbil owners. Do you think your dogs you know what
Speaker 1: you're doing? If they see you doing it, do they
Speaker 1: know like it was if a dog I've always wanted
Speaker 1: to know this. I don't have a pet. I don't
Speaker 1: know nothing about. But but when dogs with dogtter, if
Speaker 1: you're doing it in their style? Right? But if But
Speaker 1: have you ever like have you ever had the door
Speaker 1: opened and the dog just wanders in while you were
Speaker 1: doing it, and the the does the dog? He does
Speaker 1: the dog know what you're doing? And be we'll first
Speaker 1: answer that question, does it know? Dog? Does your pets know?
Speaker 1: I don't think so. No, I don't think so. No.
Speaker 1: I don't think that dog let's dogs eat thrown poops sometimes.
Speaker 1: I don't think they're looking going all reverse cowgirl. Yeah, No,
Speaker 1: I don't think I seem to think that they must know.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know, you've never had a pet.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think back, I don't think that. First
Speaker 1: of all, I've never I've never had sex with a
Speaker 1: pet in a room. Because I'm trying to think of
Speaker 1: all my exes whoa I've even thinking about having sex
Speaker 1: would put a pet? No? What? No, because I don't
Speaker 1: have a cat and neither or a dog. And said
Speaker 1: the way you said, You're like, I've never had sex
Speaker 1: with a pet in the room. No, not with a pet. No,
Speaker 1: but no that that that's not gonna happen here, but
Speaker 1: in this scenario. But I'm trying to remember, like way back,
Speaker 1: I don't think I've ever done it with a with
Speaker 1: a pet in a room in any situation ever. But
Speaker 1: but my question is for pet owners no dog. But
Speaker 1: if you're a dog, the dog like look like. And
Speaker 1: the reason the reason why I bring it up is
Speaker 1: because I noticed that you know, uh, you know, you know,
Speaker 1: Elvis has his two puppies and his dogs, and everyone had.
Speaker 1: Danielle has cats. Everyone's got these pets, and I'm always
Speaker 1: wanting to see them wandering around the house on the
Speaker 1: zoom room, and I wonder the Daniels cats watching her
Speaker 1: while she's like having seen you know what, some people
Speaker 1: don't mind when the dogs are in the bed. I
Speaker 1: don't want the dog in the bed. I kicked the
Speaker 1: dog out. You may have kicked the dog out, but
Speaker 1: does the dog know what's going on? No, listen, not listen.
Speaker 1: I had I had a kid walk in the room
Speaker 1: when they were four or five, really, and uh, we
Speaker 1: just had a conversation like nothing was going on. We
Speaker 1: were into the blanket, but we were involved and they
Speaker 1: just walked in and like, hey, I have a question.
Speaker 1: So we were like, oh, hey are you doing so
Speaker 1: and and and and they didn't know what we were doing.
Speaker 1: I don't know if they even remember that. I remember it,
Speaker 1: but no, I don't think the dogs knows my point. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm just wondering. I teased a couple of things. Um,
Speaker 1: I want to talk to you about my ultimate return.
Speaker 1: I don't think I can outdo myself on this one.
Speaker 1: We do have some sound that we should probably get to.
Speaker 1: We had a lot and we we had You want
Speaker 1: me to tease the only you get to that later.
Speaker 1: It's a quickie go for it. So you don't have
Speaker 1: to tease anything. Just do it. You just want to say.
Speaker 1: I wanted to say it was in my mind. It
Speaker 1: was last summer. I bought plastic channels. I think they're
Speaker 1: called channel runners. They're basically like a celery sticks stalks.
Speaker 1: You know when you cut the cellery stalk is curved right,
Speaker 1: and it's long and the sides come up on its people.
Speaker 1: It's right. Yeah, um and so uh. I bought these
Speaker 1: things to put where the water was dripping in my backyard.
Speaker 1: When the rain comes, the water seems to fall off
Speaker 1: my house into this one spot. So I brought four
Speaker 1: of these two channel they're not they're not gutters or leaders.
Speaker 1: They're rubber. They're about i don't know, three ft long
Speaker 1: and a foot wide, and you click them together to
Speaker 1: make them long into like almost like a slipping slide
Speaker 1: kind of thing. The water hits it and you make
Speaker 1: you make the water like roll away and you can
Speaker 1: fill it with rocks to keep them down. Anyway, I
Speaker 1: bought four of them, I ended up only using three.
Speaker 1: I think they were like seven dollars a piece, right,
Speaker 1: and they don't sell them in the stores. Their only
Speaker 1: home Depot online. Okay, So I'm organized on my garage
Speaker 1: last weekend and I see that I still have this
Speaker 1: one left I never used, and I I didn't return
Speaker 1: it at the time because I thought, what if I
Speaker 1: need another one? Another one? Well, right now, Home Depot
Speaker 1: changed their return policy a couple of weeks ago. Used
Speaker 1: to be if you didn't ever receipt, they just gave
Speaker 1: you store credit, So people would clean out their closets
Speaker 1: and their attics and their garages. Oh, I found this
Speaker 1: nozzle from six years ago. As long as they still
Speaker 1: sell it in the store, they'll give you the credit. Right,
Speaker 1: it's still in the skew is still in the system.
Speaker 1: So I would always like, oh, here's some molding I
Speaker 1: brought you know, I'll bring that back. Great about it.
Speaker 1: While they stopped doing that, you have you'd have to
Speaker 1: have a receipt or you have to have the credit
Speaker 1: card you brought it on to show the purchase. So
Speaker 1: I go up to the customer service desk. I don't
Speaker 1: bring the item in. It's in my trunk. And I
Speaker 1: say to the woman, I said, uh, her name is Stephanie.
Speaker 1: I just definitely this is the situation. I got this
Speaker 1: Channel Guard thing. I don't know exactly what it's called.
Speaker 1: I bought it last summer. It's it's home Depot online exclusive.
Speaker 1: I don't know a credit card I used, but I
Speaker 1: was wondering should I bring it in try to return it.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you still sell it. So she says,
Speaker 1: we'll describe it. So I describe it. She's a right,
Speaker 1: let me look at your account. I said, I probably
Speaker 1: used my home Depot card because I ordered it online
Speaker 1: and my card is attached to the account. So check
Speaker 1: my home Depot card. So she says, when did you
Speaker 1: say you bought it? I said last year, last summer
Speaker 1: I was doing, you know, for getting the garden ready.
Speaker 1: Maybe in the spring. She says, yeah, you bought it
Speaker 1: in um in May. Oh great, yes, I told you,
Speaker 1: she says. I said, oh no, I'm pretty sure it
Speaker 1: was last year. She's you know nineteen says no and says,
Speaker 1: right here, you brought four them exactly. So now it
Speaker 1: looked like I was trying to scammer, which I wasn't.
Speaker 1: I genuinely remembered it as a last year or maybe
Speaker 1: maybe she'll give you the benefit of the doubt. So
Speaker 1: she says, um, you come in here all the time.
Speaker 1: I'll go, I'm here all the time. I walk. They
Speaker 1: know me, like, hey, David. She says, uh, well, look
Speaker 1: it's not in the system anymore, so I can't scan it,
Speaker 1: but she could scam it. So I said, well, I
Speaker 1: appreciate that, but thank you. She says, listen, you're you're
Speaker 1: you're a good guy. You're regular guys. You come in
Speaker 1: here all the time. She let me see what I
Speaker 1: could do. Yeah, you like clicking click click clickt e
Speaker 1: And she says, I'm gonna give you ten dollars back
Speaker 1: for it. I go, but I only paid. She goes,
Speaker 1: how many? How many did you want to return? I said,
Speaker 1: just the one? She are you sure you only want
Speaker 1: to return one? Wink? Wink, elbow, elbow? Right? So I'm like,
Speaker 1: I don't want to take advantage because that's not honest,
Speaker 1: you know, it's one thing to get free deserved, but
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna return to I only have one. I said, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I got the one. Just I'm gonna I'm gonna use
Speaker 1: U miscellaneous code and I'm gonna return it for you
Speaker 1: and we'll just we'll call it ten dollars even like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's great, I'll go get it. Just nah, keep it.
Speaker 1: So I gotta ten dollar credit for something I bought
Speaker 1: three years ago, only paid six and I didn't have
Speaker 1: to return it. Booms have been. I can sell it
Speaker 1: and get my seven dollars. Of course you're gonna do.
Speaker 1: You're gonna wayfair that ship. That's right. And and speaking
Speaker 1: of bonus bonus, bonus bonus. Yeah, I'm in the middle
Speaker 1: of something with my Pool vacuum company, which if it
Speaker 1: all goes well, I will tell you next episode. But
Speaker 1: I think I maybe I may may have hit the jackpot.
Speaker 1: So if I'll know, I'll know in a day or
Speaker 1: two and I'll let you guys know next week. So
Speaker 1: scary scary, Okay, we got some sound, Yeah, let's play
Speaker 1: some sound. I got like ten minutes left, so let's
Speaker 1: do some sound. And I gotta just about alcohol or alcohol.
Speaker 1: I love alcohol. I got alcohol problems. So let's and
Speaker 1: the sound clips. Yeah, I want to do the ladder.
Speaker 1: You have the one from got them all, buddy, give
Speaker 1: me the leave me the ladder one. I want to
Speaker 1: talk about this. So this ladder commercial, it's for um.
Speaker 1: None of them of the six clips are labeled a ladder. Oh,
Speaker 1: power cleaner, No, try again, power cleaner unfavorable, impressed. Not
Speaker 1: the ones I sent today, the once from last weeks
Speaker 1: I got. No, we got more hits. We we did
Speaker 1: all these more hits. We didn't play. We didn't play
Speaker 1: power cleaner. I don't see it. Well, let me see.
Speaker 1: I'll play it off my phone. Let's see if you
Speaker 1: can play. So I now Fuller Brush. Fuller Brush was
Speaker 1: a big company in the forties and fifties. It was
Speaker 1: like if you wanted a home product like I've seen
Speaker 1: on TV, these guys would come door to door. They
Speaker 1: were a big deal. They've revitalized the name and now
Speaker 1: they've got this guy who says I'm the Fuller brush
Speaker 1: Man because he's like the latest guy. He's like, it's
Speaker 1: like the oxy clean guy. He's like the what's the
Speaker 1: guy that does the the the patches holes in your boats.
Speaker 1: What's that guy, the seal guy that don't tweet me
Speaker 1: a quick seal? That guy whatever, that guy has that right,
Speaker 1: there's always a guy this it's the fuller brush guy.
Speaker 1: So this guy is selling a power cleaner. Right. You
Speaker 1: put a bottle, a spray bottle on your hose, your
Speaker 1: garden hose, and it shoots. This chemical is a magic
Speaker 1: fluid that cleans your windows, your screens. It's amazing. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna give you a magic fluid. Right, So I want you,
Speaker 1: I want what are the selling points? Listen, I want
Speaker 1: a selling points. See if you can hear this, look,
Speaker 1: even what the ladder, you can window, but with the
Speaker 1: full crystal powers you can clean windows. Okay. So in
Speaker 1: the in the video, they're showing the guy, not him,
Speaker 1: the guy in the background, trying to clean his second
Speaker 1: floor window. And he's on a he's on a little
Speaker 1: like a five step ladder, and the hose he's trying
Speaker 1: to use isn't reaching the window. But with this attachment
Speaker 1: the power cleaner. He but listen to what he says
Speaker 1: that to prove his point here, it is hold on,
Speaker 1: look even what the ladder you can ree said Okay, yes,
Speaker 1: you could even with the ladder, right, even with the ladder, Hey,
Speaker 1: I have an idea, buy a bigger fucking ladder. The
Speaker 1: guy's got like a step stool trying to clean his
Speaker 1: second floor window, and this guy's making like, hey man,
Speaker 1: without this, there would be no way on on this
Speaker 1: planet to clean your window on the second floor, even
Speaker 1: with the ladder. The exacerbate is that the right world. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they meet, they meet, the problem worse than it really is.
Speaker 1: But they're showing you in the frame. It's almost as
Speaker 1: if that ladder is higher than five feet, don't exist
Speaker 1: right with the ladder, Like there's only one ladder, the ladder,
Speaker 1: he doesn't say, even with your lad even with the ladder, Yeah,
Speaker 1: with that ladder, I'm never gonna reach the second floor
Speaker 1: because it's a fucking step stool for my kid to
Speaker 1: brush his teeth. Oh my god, you'll see the commercially
Speaker 1: be like, holy shit, Okay, unfavorable rating. He got that one,
Speaker 1: of course, Okay, unfavorable rating. Now I know that the
Speaker 1: whole most of this news broadcast was trying to make
Speaker 1: it like a compliment. She was interviewing a guy who's
Speaker 1: running for office, right, and he's running against um Lindsay
Speaker 1: Graham in South Carolina. Guy's name is Jamie Harrison. This
Speaker 1: is not a political endorsement. I'm just playing the sound.
Speaker 1: And so she's talking about Lindsay's unfavorable rating and his
Speaker 1: unfavorable rating. But listen to how she explains the numbers
Speaker 1: at the end, and then I will explain to you
Speaker 1: why it doesn't it's not right what she said theable opinion,
Speaker 1: he's got forty knots. He's underwater by five by five
Speaker 1: points in terms of his favorable unfavorable, while you're unfavorables
Speaker 1: are just thirty four. So I guess your people know you, okay,
Speaker 1: so she said, she said Lindsay's unfavorables like when you
Speaker 1: pull people are at people don't like him. She says
Speaker 1: to Jamie on her show, your unfavorables are only now
Speaker 1: that's a compliment, right, Like, right, I'm less unfavorable than you, right,
Speaker 1: because that's part of it. Like it isn't always like
Speaker 1: who you vote for, it's who has unfail like and
Speaker 1: so like the last presidential election, Clinton Clinton Trump were
Speaker 1: the two most unfavorable people ever to run for office
Speaker 1: at the same time against each other. Right, they were
Speaker 1: both unfavorable. So if you voted, you weren't happy about it.
Speaker 1: So she says to him, well, you're unfavorable. It's only
Speaker 1: now that I should be a compliment. She should say,
Speaker 1: I guess people like you. But play the clip again
Speaker 1: and listen to what she says to the guy as
Speaker 1: to why his numbers are unfavorable opinion, he's got forty knots.
Speaker 1: He's underwater by five by five points in terms of
Speaker 1: his favorable unfavorable as while you're unfavorables are just thirty four.
Speaker 1: So I guess few people know you know you know,
Speaker 1: because obviously you must know the person because they're unfavorable,
Speaker 1: they have a rating. No, but no, no, that's not that.
Speaker 1: That's not what It's not what she's saying. What she meant,
Speaker 1: excuse me, what she meant was the people out there.
Speaker 1: You're not as well known as Lindsay Graham. Lindsay Graham
Speaker 1: is one of the most famous politicians in our country.
Speaker 1: Like him or not, he's on television. Favorable, he's going
Speaker 1: to be yes, She's like, only don't like you. I
Speaker 1: guess that's because nobody, no, nobody knows you. Once they
Speaker 1: get to know you, they're gonna hate. That's okay, that
Speaker 1: makes sense, alright, we got was it was a former.
Speaker 1: It was a former. This drives me crazy. People say
Speaker 1: that all time. Oh he he was a former general
Speaker 1: in the army. Play the clip. Oh, I know it.
Speaker 1: I know the play the clip. I know it. That
Speaker 1: was Olivia Troy. She was a former top advisor. Hold on,
Speaker 1: how can you be a how can you be you
Speaker 1: were a former? No, either you are you are currently
Speaker 1: a former because you are a former. That's like unless
Speaker 1: they hard you back. That was Olivia Troy. She was
Speaker 1: a former Top disgusting who writes their scripts? That doesn't matter, U.
Speaker 1: The point is preschoolers right in this teleprompter ship she
Speaker 1: was a former topic night. So I didn't get the
Speaker 1: audio at the time, but um, I know, you know.
Speaker 1: I didn't get the audio. But I know it's because
Speaker 1: they're reading off a teleprompter. Right. They're not saying these
Speaker 1: things because there they don't know it. They're saying it
Speaker 1: because the teleprompter writer is an idiot. Apportions. I'm watching
Speaker 1: a guy on cable news and he's talking about Glenn
Speaker 1: Fry from the Eagles. Now, if you don't know the
Speaker 1: band Eagles, They're one of the most famous rock bands
Speaker 1: from the seventies and eighties, huge amount of hits and
Speaker 1: all of the almost all of the members of that
Speaker 1: band went onto solo careers themselves, Don Henley, Joe Walsh,
Speaker 1: Glenn Fry, huge success band. Uh turns out I didn't
Speaker 1: know this until many recently. They were the backup band
Speaker 1: for Linda Ronstadt, who was a huge singer in the seventies.
Speaker 1: They were just a backup band and they were like, Hey,
Speaker 1: we want to go out on our own. She's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: go ahead. They became the Eagles. Anyway, Glenn Fry spells
Speaker 1: his name f r e y. Okay. The guy on
Speaker 1: the news says, and uh, we're gonna be talking to
Speaker 1: Glenn Frey right now. That means you don't know who
Speaker 1: Glenn Fry is and it's written and he's or you're
Speaker 1: reading it off the teleprompter. My question is I feel
Speaker 1: like you and I are producers, right, we produced you
Speaker 1: right writing y, It doesn't matter. The audience isn't seeing
Speaker 1: it's spell, but fucking Fry the way it's said. Anything
Speaker 1: I write for radio, anything I write for Elvis. If
Speaker 1: I write like say Kwan Barkley like the injured. I
Speaker 1: write it phonetically so that he could see s A
Speaker 1: Y k W A N says. The most important thing
Speaker 1: is pronouncing it right on the right. And I'll put
Speaker 1: s A y in capital s right A Q c
Speaker 1: U O N or s a Q Yeah you a
Speaker 1: and yeah. Anyway, he's gonna go right whatever. He may
Speaker 1: may not know it. You can't take you for granted
Speaker 1: that your talent knows. So Glenn for anyway, Okay, what
Speaker 1: else you got there? We have? Well, we have the
Speaker 1: social Security string of I'm gonna skip those. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: skip those. Let's let's skip the sound because I have
Speaker 1: a beef with you. I want to Yeah, we're gonna
Speaker 1: leave those. We'll talk to you, how you? How you? You?
Speaker 1: And uh somebody else. I asked the wrong people for advice.
Speaker 1: And this is the alcohol thing I mentioned before. So,
Speaker 1: my wife likes a good vodka. Right, she's not a
Speaker 1: huge drinker, but she likes a good good vodka straight
Speaker 1: up or in a in a mixed drink. Okay, and
Speaker 1: so uh and she needed a bottle of a whiskey
Speaker 1: recommended for her boss's birthday. A couple of co workers
Speaker 1: were chipping in, So I asked, you, didn't we do
Speaker 1: this on this podcast. We talked about this. No, we
Speaker 1: talked about you giving me the whiskey. We didn't talk
Speaker 1: about the vodka vodka. We didn't talk about the vodka.
Speaker 1: So so you gave me a very very expense of
Speaker 1: whiskey recommendation. But people were chipping in. That's fine. So
Speaker 1: I asked someone I know, who I know is a
Speaker 1: connoisseur of vodka, and I said, hey, um my wife
Speaker 1: mentioned she'd like to try a vodka better than what
Speaker 1: she normally drinks, a little nicer than what she normally drinks.
Speaker 1: And I wanted to get her something nice. She's been
Speaker 1: working very hard and uh, she did you know a
Speaker 1: couple of favors for me. Uh, she bought me some
Speaker 1: things at a store I didn't know. Okay, okay, I
Speaker 1: wanted to do something nice by her. So I asked
Speaker 1: this person who I know and knows the finer things
Speaker 1: in life, and I said, listen, I want to get
Speaker 1: her something a little nicer. She normally drinks Tito's kettle
Speaker 1: one chopin same category. They're all like, you know, twenty
Speaker 1: dollars a bottle. Okay, I said, I wants. I'm a
Speaker 1: little bit nicer, but not that anything. It's gonna break.
Speaker 1: That's gonna break my my wallet, right, because I know
Speaker 1: this person has a lot more money than me, and
Speaker 1: they they're used to the finer things, but maybe they've
Speaker 1: had a relatively inexpensive wine vodka that was good, that
Speaker 1: was a little more money at bottle of six. So
Speaker 1: they go, oh, got it, Brodie, no problem, and they
Speaker 1: send me back, uh. A couple of minutes later to vodkas.
Speaker 1: The names of two vodkas. I'm like, oh, this is great.
Speaker 1: These sound fancy, this is great. I look them up.
Speaker 1: One of them is a hundred and fifty dollars a
Speaker 1: bottle and one of them was to seventy. So I
Speaker 1: say to myself, well, what do I do now? Because
Speaker 1: if I don't use the recommendation, he's you know, he's
Speaker 1: gonna go, hey, how'd your wife liked those vodkas. I
Speaker 1: can't lie about it because he might speak to my
Speaker 1: wife and go, oh, what do you think of those vodkas?
Speaker 1: And she's like, what are you talking about? Yeah, So
Speaker 1: I don't want to tell him I can't buy the vodkas.
Speaker 1: But for so first of all, I want to know, Scary,
Speaker 1: whose fault is it? Is it my fault for asking
Speaker 1: a rich guy for advice when I told him I
Speaker 1: wanted something, I wouldn't break my my wallet. Okay, this
Speaker 1: is a guy who knows how much I make. Okay, well,
Speaker 1: stop right there, you're asking a rich guy. Hold on,
Speaker 1: he knows okay, all right, wait, he knows me right.
Speaker 1: He knows I'm frugal. I'm not cheap, but I'm frugal.
Speaker 1: He knows I'm not gonna spend to seventy five and
Speaker 1: a bottle of vodka. He should know that, right, which means, okay,
Speaker 1: he must be drinking five on La Vodka right to
Speaker 1: think that to seventy five is an expensive or he
Speaker 1: thinks to seventy five is a good stretch for me
Speaker 1: when I told him my wife drinks Tito's right. So
Speaker 1: you want to stretch me, stretch me to eighty give
Speaker 1: me an eighty dollar, give me a hundred. Here's the problem,
Speaker 1: and I'm and I'm okay. So is it my fault
Speaker 1: asking a rich guy or his fault for not realizing
Speaker 1: it's me? It's it's your fault for asking you a
Speaker 1: rich guy. I would ask a common person person tetos. Okay,
Speaker 1: well here's getting here's the problem, Brodie. I'm a very
Speaker 1: I'm a big vodka drinker. And the truth to the
Speaker 1: truth be told, all this vodka is in the same
Speaker 1: kind of category. They're all bottle. I believe. After that,
Speaker 1: there's nothing. There's no like you on mistake eight hundred
Speaker 1: dollar bottles. It goes right to the expensive ship. I
Speaker 1: really do think there's every product has different layers of product. Well,
Speaker 1: there's no fifteen thousand dollar lexus, but other than that,
Speaker 1: uh so, okay, but I didn't know which one to get.
Speaker 1: So what I did was I took the two hundred
Speaker 1: and fifty dollar bottle maybe, or the hundred hundred and
Speaker 1: seventy five dollar bottle of vodka, and I google the
Speaker 1: name of it because the name he gave me had
Speaker 1: like it had like a fancy name, like it was
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna say it was Pete Vodka. It wasn't
Speaker 1: Pete Vodka, but it was like pets vodka. Um Excelsior
Speaker 1: Edition or something right like he said to get the
Speaker 1: Excelsior Edition or is the Champagne edition with some kind
Speaker 1: of fancy the gold label, gold face, you could, you
Speaker 1: could wald on it was the Golden Member, right, something
Speaker 1: like that. So I did was. I looked for that
Speaker 1: company and I found they had a forty five dollar
Speaker 1: version of it, and an eighty five dollar version of it,
Speaker 1: and then the one seventy version. No, I got the
Speaker 1: forty five dollar version. Again, you're still talking to me
Speaker 1: because for eighty five dollars, if she doesn't like it,
Speaker 1: I'm stuck with eighty five dollars. You could have found
Speaker 1: the most expensive bottle. You could find an empty version
Speaker 1: of that bottle on eBay and then no, that's a
Speaker 1: dick move my wife, and my wife knows V might
Speaker 1: have done that. That's correct, my wife. I give my
Speaker 1: wife Devanca, the forty five dollar Avanca and she loves it.
Speaker 1: She's like, it's so different than anything else I've had.
Speaker 1: It's amazing, um and she loved it, love Devoca. So
Speaker 1: I wasn't gonna tell her that that's like, you know,
Speaker 1: there's two other versions that I'm much higher. I just said,
Speaker 1: glad you like it, I asked the affluent guy. So
Speaker 1: the question is, now do I do I What do
Speaker 1: I say to the affluent guy? What do I do? Nothing?
Speaker 1: My fault, fault, don't say anything, keep your mouth shut
Speaker 1: and move on. I'm gonna make it a topic on
Speaker 1: the Big Show tomorrow if you'll do it. Because it
Speaker 1: was Elvis. Yeah, it was Elvis, and I love Elvis.
Speaker 1: And his recommendation was good because she liked the cheap version.
Speaker 1: But I can't get in a hundred and seventy six
Speaker 1: dollar bottle. Come on, why not, Brodie? He knows me
Speaker 1: for twenty years, he knows all that free all that
Speaker 1: free dessert you've gotten over the years, all those for
Speaker 1: that free credit. All thoesn't put more money in my bank. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it saved you. That would have been money that you
Speaker 1: would have used on those products. But I spent that.
Speaker 1: I spent that money on college on my kids. I
Speaker 1: don't have that in the world of in the in
Speaker 1: the game of life, Brodie, you are way ahead, and
Speaker 1: you could have fucking you could have. You could have
Speaker 1: paid the one seventy five for a nice bottle for her.
Speaker 1: It's your wife, it's your wife. You it doesn't Yeah,
Speaker 1: my wife. And I said she deserved the best. She
Speaker 1: deserves the fine, got the best. She's got me. She
Speaker 1: deserves the finest in life. She deserve. Oh but who's
Speaker 1: to say that one seventy six is better than forty five?
Speaker 1: You don't know that. By the way, in my opinion,
Speaker 1: anything is better than forty five. So look one seventy one, Hello,
Speaker 1: one seventy six. You don't know if that's like they
Speaker 1: tweaked the flavor, and maybe she wouldn't like that flavor.
Speaker 1: Poor wife, You don't know that getting the forty five
Speaker 1: dollar bottle. And you know what our birthday, for our
Speaker 1: birthday coming up in the new year, maybe I'll get
Speaker 1: the eighty dollar whatever it was middle bottle. You know,
Speaker 1: maybe you'll get her a vodka slice of pizza. I
Speaker 1: can go from one of those right now, we don't.
Speaker 1: We don't drink vodka from one seventy five when you
Speaker 1: come from Brook Boys Boys eight eight