WEBVTT - we're losing our minds

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to this episode of Emergency Intercom. I'm Drew, I'm Anya.

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<v Speaker 2>And we're just here to have like a beautiful time

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<v Speaker 2>spread misinformation as I do best.

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<v Speaker 1>I know that is your that's your thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I hold my whole stick and it's spreading this information.

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<v Speaker 1>Right.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, what were we just talking about that I wanted

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<v Speaker 2>to talk about Naked Attraction. Yes, Naked Attraction. So there

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<v Speaker 2>is this show that we have been binging, Like, I

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<v Speaker 2>think we might actually be the fastest completion time of

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<v Speaker 2>this show ever. Like when we're just sitting in the

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<v Speaker 2>living room, like and we have homies over, we'll just

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<v Speaker 2>be like, Yo, have you heard of this show Naked Attraction.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like this old BBC show that like just gets

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<v Speaker 2>naked and you see naked bodies on TV and like

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<v Speaker 2>everyone's like there's no fucking way, but there are. There

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<v Speaker 2>is a show on HBO Max where you can just

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<v Speaker 2>see naked bodies. But it's like normal to them because

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<v Speaker 2>they have like they don't have like insecurities about their

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<v Speaker 2>bodies and shit.

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<v Speaker 1>Also, the standards of like showing your body, Like I

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<v Speaker 1>think the ideas of the naked body are like different

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<v Speaker 1>in Europe.

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<v Speaker 2>Which is literally how it should be. Yeah, but like

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<v Speaker 2>we have just been told to be afraid of our

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<v Speaker 2>body and stay dressed in clothed at all times because

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<v Speaker 2>capitalism they make money off of you if you clothe

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<v Speaker 2>your body.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's why we should all get naked. Yes, that's

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<v Speaker 1>our big takeaway from this episode today. No matter what

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<v Speaker 1>conversation comes up, just know that what we want.

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<v Speaker 2>Is specifically women.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh men, actually show that show. I am not kidding,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I cannot stress enough. When I'm eating and watching

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<v Speaker 1>that show and it's all naked men on the board,

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<v Speaker 1>I literally lose my appetite.

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<v Speaker 2>Like it's like.

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<v Speaker 1>Really hard to watch and it's so gross. It is

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<v Speaker 1>literally so jarring, and it actually like, no, it makes

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<v Speaker 1>me sick. Like I was eating and I was so

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<v Speaker 1>fucking hungry, and we came home and we started watching

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<v Speaker 1>it with Josh, and I literally was like, oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like eating my poke bowl and I had

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<v Speaker 1>to put it in the fridge and eat like saltine

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<v Speaker 1>crackers because eating like flavorful food while looking at those

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<v Speaker 1>naked bodies like of those men was actually scaring me because.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, ironically, I feel the exact same way about the

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<v Speaker 2>women I don't know. I just don't disgusts me to

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<v Speaker 2>look at women.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that because you just believe in like like the

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<v Speaker 1>like the not sexualizing women's bodies and it feels like, yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I knew it came from a feminist place.

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<v Speaker 3>No.

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<v Speaker 2>I will say, though, like the that show is really

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<v Speaker 2>unironically good for like the male psyche. And that's where

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<v Speaker 2>I'll leave that, because like there's a bunch of like

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<v Speaker 2>normal fucking looking penises on there, and all you see

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<v Speaker 2>and porn and television and shit are like monster fucking

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<v Speaker 2>giant hogs. And then I'm saying that, like I don't

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<v Speaker 2>have a monster fucking hog between these I because.

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<v Speaker 1>It's, if anything, you are the beauty standard. You're hurting

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<v Speaker 1>your fellow piers exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm slinging me bro.

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<v Speaker 1>I would. I could say the same about the women though,

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<v Speaker 1>because like everybody on there like is just like your

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<v Speaker 1>average person. And I'm like, okay, cool, I am not

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<v Speaker 1>supposed to be shaped like literally an i'mvu character. My

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<v Speaker 1>body is normal, Like I am fine, I'm fine.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I think all women should have like really thick thighs,

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<v Speaker 2>giant but big boobs and like a four inch waist,

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<v Speaker 2>like I think women.

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<v Speaker 1>I think if someone had a four inch they'd be

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<v Speaker 1>like perished, Like they would.

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<v Speaker 2>Be like like okay.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just like really confused with your like standards, like

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<v Speaker 1>do you love them or do you hate them?

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<v Speaker 2>I think they should be naked all the time.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, okay, I mean that didn't answer the question, I guess,

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<v Speaker 1>but yeah, that show is awesome. If you are not

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<v Speaker 1>a child, you should watch it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, literally, but it did like raise a lot of

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<v Speaker 2>like people were like, get this.

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<v Speaker 1>Shit off the airwaves, like what the fuck is this? Demonic?

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<v Speaker 2>Like Americans were like what the fuck is this? But

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<v Speaker 2>like it's just like the VI.

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<v Speaker 1>I will say, it does make sense for it to

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<v Speaker 1>get flack because it is like, at the end of

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<v Speaker 1>the day, like it is crazy to just put naked

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<v Speaker 1>people in front of you be like you're ugly, your

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<v Speaker 1>balls are gross. I don't like that. I don't like that.

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<v Speaker 2>But okay.

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<v Speaker 1>My one thing is they always describe Kouchi as nice

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<v Speaker 1>and tidy. They're like that's clean and tidy, like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>she's got a tidy little fanny.

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<v Speaker 2>Like you.

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<v Speaker 1>Know, mighty Like I like that. I like that sneak

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<v Speaker 1>and tidy and took away and tidy did I know?

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, well, first of all, they said about

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<v Speaker 1>every pussy that's on screen, and I'm.

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<v Speaker 4>Ever called a gosh, no, this isn't that.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that's like that misinformation.

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<v Speaker 4>Is that misinformation?

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<v Speaker 1>I think I have heard that term dude. Actually some

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<v Speaker 1>of the dudes on there, some of the dudes when

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<v Speaker 1>they get kicked off, they're like, you know, she's not

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<v Speaker 1>my copper tea, but she's got a banging rack on

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<v Speaker 1>that board. Dingy, somebody is a shame, like I will say,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm just like.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, I fucking share in the bird.

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<v Speaker 1>There was one guy in season six.

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<v Speaker 4>Every time Drew does that, I have like an out

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<v Speaker 4>of body experience. I like to associate it.

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<v Speaker 1>When you do that, you seem like you turn into

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<v Speaker 1>a robot chicken, like like toy. Does that make sense?

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<v Speaker 1>Don't kids? Do people still watch robot chicken? Don't think

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<v Speaker 1>robot chicken exists?

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<v Speaker 4>I think so they want scubity toilet, that's the robot chicken.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, what is it? You're so popular? How does it go?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna no, it's a smig for the picture. You're

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<v Speaker 1>so pretty, You're so popular. I don't know and don't

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<v Speaker 1>even You're so rasy.

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<v Speaker 4>Its like a w Ohio version.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, exactly, You're so scibbity, you're so phantom text.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, what does the Ohio thing mean, Drew?

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<v Speaker 2>I know only in Ohio. Well, it goes back a very,

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<v Speaker 2>very long time. And that's all I have to give

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<v Speaker 2>to you.

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<v Speaker 1>My name is Carmen Winston. My name is Carmen Winston.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm seventeen years old. I'm very similar to you. Did

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<v Speaker 1>I mention that I'm dead? You're really good at it.

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<v Speaker 1>I was trying to tell Drew that that's what he

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<v Speaker 1>should be for Halloween because we've been discussing. I know,

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<v Speaker 1>next week is the Halloween episode of we've discussing what

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<v Speaker 1>we are. I already know what I am because I'm

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<v Speaker 1>basic and I'm silly and it's gonna be cute.

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<v Speaker 2>I haven't costume.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we have a costume for Drew, but I think

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<v Speaker 1>we should keep an open mind if something else comes up.

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<v Speaker 1>But I was like, he should be Carmen Winston for Halloween.

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<v Speaker 1>But the only picture of her Winston Winstead. But the

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<v Speaker 1>only picture of her is a picture of a child

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<v Speaker 1>who is definitely alive. And just like it was back

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<v Speaker 1>in like og before AI because now if something like

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<v Speaker 1>that happened, they could just be like make dead girl

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<v Speaker 1>whatever and like a I would make a new person.

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<v Speaker 1>But it was back when people would just grab a

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<v Speaker 1>random face and be like, bitch, that's fucking.

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<v Speaker 2>It's crazy, like all of the creepy pastas. I watched

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<v Speaker 2>like a video of like the original photos of like

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<v Speaker 2>the creepy pastas, like you know, like what is the

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<v Speaker 2>smiling jack one? What is his name?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, but that's what one of.

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<v Speaker 2>The Basically like they're all just normal fucking pictures that

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<v Speaker 2>look kind of beat that someone saw and then just

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<v Speaker 2>edited the fuck out of it.

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<v Speaker 1>That's literally us with the goal.

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<v Speaker 2>I was going to say, like that's us with a

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<v Speaker 2>certain someone that we don't need to talk about, but yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>literally it's it was the internet, early days of the Internet,

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<v Speaker 2>like forum Internet was so crazy, Like I want to

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<v Speaker 2>go back, take me back.

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<v Speaker 1>We have been on a crazy reality TV kick. We

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<v Speaker 1>never tap into reality TV and we just bitch, Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god. I don't know if anybody actually took what

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<v Speaker 1>we said and went and watched Love is Blind that

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<v Speaker 1>like I could have watched eighteen more hours of that

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<v Speaker 1>shit Like that was literally the best brain raw I've

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<v Speaker 1>consumed in a very long time.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's just so drama filled in messy boots, and

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<v Speaker 2>like the reunion episode was everything I wanted it to be.

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<v Speaker 2>There were some things that were left out that I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, I want clarity on that, But it completely

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<v Speaker 2>shifted my perspective on sign I know people that I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, oh, you're evil, but no, it like completely

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<v Speaker 2>shifted and I was like, no, I'm happy for your.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, everyone, I'm like, you're relatively normal, but JP is

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<v Speaker 1>the killer.

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<v Speaker 2>JP. You're watching you know me?

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<v Speaker 1>But that motherfucker is the killer. Okay, but we can.

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<v Speaker 2>Move on with Wicked. But I want to talk about waterbeds.

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<v Speaker 2>What were we doing, like literally what was like I still.

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<v Speaker 1>Never touched or interacted with a waterbed, and that was

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<v Speaker 1>to me a sign of luxury. Two things won a waterbed,

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<v Speaker 1>the idea that somebody out there could afford a waterbed

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<v Speaker 1>was a sign of luxury too. I realized that, like

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<v Speaker 1>this puts into perspective like my family situation. But I

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<v Speaker 1>had a homegirl who was godmom was like twenty four

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<v Speaker 1>and bought a brand new Toyota Corolla, and I was like, fuck,

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<v Speaker 1>if only we were that rich. Like I literally was like, fuck,

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<v Speaker 1>I wish we could have a new Toyota Corolla and

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<v Speaker 1>that car like it, it's like a twenty ten Toyota

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<v Speaker 1>Corolla in red. That car was the like that was

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<v Speaker 1>the sign of wealth to me. That was silent Was

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<v Speaker 1>it called like silent wealth? Yeah, that was silent wealth

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<v Speaker 1>to me.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, damn, that's crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Well the only reason I brought it up was

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<v Speaker 2>because I like had this like deep, deep, deep seated

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<v Speaker 2>like memory in my brain of me interacting with a

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<v Speaker 2>waterbed when I was like four or five, and I

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<v Speaker 2>realized that my mamma and granddad had a fucking waterbed

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<v Speaker 2>for like the first six year. No, that's what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 2>They were like freaky as fuck. And then I just

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<v Speaker 2>like went on a deep dive of waterbeds, and like

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<v Speaker 2>everyone who had them when they were younger were like

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<v Speaker 2>it was literally the worst thing like I've ever slept on.

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<v Speaker 2>Like literally imagine just sleeping on water in plastic and

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<v Speaker 2>like so like think of an air mattress and like

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<v Speaker 2>when you sleep on an air mattress all night, you

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<v Speaker 2>sink into it a little bit. It's the same idea

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<v Speaker 2>with waterbeds, except it's water and really fucking heavy, so

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<v Speaker 2>you get like trapped in this like fucking like divot

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<v Speaker 2>in the waterbed, and they were like it was like

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<v Speaker 2>impossible for me to get out sometimes, like I would

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<v Speaker 2>have to call for help get out of my bed

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<v Speaker 2>because I was like inside of it. And then they

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<v Speaker 2>were like also like filling it up was really terrifying

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<v Speaker 2>because like you can explode the waterbed or whatever. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I remember playing. I remember I was not allowed to

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<v Speaker 2>fucking touch that waterbed, Like I was not allowed anywhere

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<v Speaker 2>near it because I was like a toddler and I

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<v Speaker 2>would just jump on water.

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<v Speaker 1>It's expensive, I feel like, actually, not that I think

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<v Speaker 1>about it, they should be cheap because it's literally a

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<v Speaker 1>big plastic balloon and you're filling it with the water.

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<v Speaker 2>I think they were pretty expensive, like at the time,

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<v Speaker 2>like because they were just like gimmicky. They were like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>exactly the best leap of your life. But also imagine

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<v Speaker 2>having doing like s on that. Like what I'm saying,

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<v Speaker 2>they're freaks.

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<v Speaker 1>They're they're they're moving with the motion of the ocean.

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<v Speaker 1>You know that kind of like they were literally.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, it's not the size but the motion of th ocean.

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<v Speaker 1>No one's ever said that to you, because you've got.

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<v Speaker 2>That slinging meat hog hog water. But yeah, I remember

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<v Speaker 2>playing on it one time and I literally like it

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<v Speaker 2>was the same night that I chased my sister around

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<v Speaker 2>with a knife after watching Billy and Mandy. And have

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<v Speaker 2>I ever said that?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Yeah, then you're because then your grandparents were. Your

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<v Speaker 1>grandpa was like, you're never watching that show again. It's evil.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean it literally was like I was watching clips

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<v Speaker 2>back of it. It's like actually an evil show. Like

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<v Speaker 2>there's like an evil demon rabbit that's like tough Love.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you ever heard of it?

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<v Speaker 1>And he starts beating this show like he looks really cute,

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<v Speaker 1>and then they'll do the zoom ins and he'll say

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<v Speaker 1>something evil.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and then donn Yeah, basic.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never seen Donnie Darko. I've never seen Donnie dark show.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna watch it this week, I think. But I

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<v Speaker 1>was thinking about that. I was like, I've never seen

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<v Speaker 1>any James do Wall movie. And I saw him at

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<v Speaker 1>the Slow Dive concert and he was staring at me

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<v Speaker 1>and I was like, oh my God, I'm gonna act

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<v Speaker 1>like I know who the fuck he is right now. Like,

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<v Speaker 1>so we went to Slow Dive and it was amazing.

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<v Speaker 2>It was so good, literally, and you're like, got me

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<v Speaker 2>tickets because there's a lot of her history there. Basically,

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<v Speaker 2>when my brother died, we went back to Texas and

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<v Speaker 2>you're like, came with me and we were driving up

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<v Speaker 2>and down these streets like literally going like one hundred

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<v Speaker 2>and twenty miles per hour, like literally so dangerous. Don't

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<v Speaker 2>do that. I'm not bragging. It was literally Basically I was.

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<v Speaker 1>Thinking about that the other day when I was getting

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<v Speaker 1>ready and I was like, that's the kind of shit

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<v Speaker 1>that like you look back on and you're like, that

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<v Speaker 1>is so immature.

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<v Speaker 2>The roads were empty. It was like fuck nowhere, the

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<v Speaker 2>fuck middle of nowhere, Texas, Like these roads like didn't

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<v Speaker 2>we did not see a single soul on it for

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<v Speaker 2>like the hour and a half we were driving up

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<v Speaker 2>and down this road. But there are two songs in

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<v Speaker 2>particular that when those songs came on, like, I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>we listened to them over and over again and it's

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<v Speaker 2>slow mo and star roving and I literally still to

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<v Speaker 2>this day cannot listen to those songs without just like

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<v Speaker 2>sobbing my eyes out uncontrollably. And at the concert, I

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<v Speaker 2>was literally like boohoo crying and I've never cried out

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<v Speaker 2>a concert ever in my life, and I was literally

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<v Speaker 2>just so like before it, I was like, I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>even gonna fucking cry, like I thought I was the

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<v Speaker 2>week leading up, but like when we were getting there,

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, oh, like I feel nothing right now,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not gonna cry, and I still crowed.

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<v Speaker 1>I rowed. It was so good. I love concerts so much,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I'm I've been on a big concert kick, like

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to every concert. I can find tickets too,

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<v Speaker 1>but fuck resellers because concert tickets are way too expensive

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<v Speaker 1>right now. It's actually fucking insane, like even for smaller concerts,

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<v Speaker 1>like why is this ticket one hundred dollars?

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<v Speaker 2>I think we're literally like hitting the peak of it

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<v Speaker 2>because like Travis Scott's tour, like obviously Boughts bought all

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<v Speaker 2>those tickets and everyone's like I'm not going to that shit,

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<v Speaker 2>like what and then last minute they're like I'm gonna go.

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<v Speaker 2>But like the resellers bought too many, so the ticket

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<v Speaker 2>prices are so fucking low for his tour, which is

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<v Speaker 2>like crazy, that's like Travis Scott.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's also crazy for resell tickets. Yeah to like

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<v Speaker 1>an arena tour, those are usually so expensive.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but just buy the ticket. If you're really wanting

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<v Speaker 2>to go, just buy the tickets an hour before the show.

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<v Speaker 2>It's literally a cheet could.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I know. That's what I want to get on,

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<v Speaker 1>is like buying it right before, but then what if

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<v Speaker 1>they're sold out? But that's like really rare that, like

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<v Speaker 1>there's not even one person reselling tips, Like come.

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<v Speaker 4>On, okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Another person I want to talk about is Susan fucking Boyle.

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<v Speaker 1>Boy That like name sounds familiar, but I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>if I know who Susan Boyle is.

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<v Speaker 2>She's the like it's like don't judge a book by

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<v Speaker 2>its cover, like Underdog Story on American Idol, where like everyone.

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<v Speaker 1>Was I do remember Susan Boyle.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, everyone was, like for the people who don't know,

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<v Speaker 2>she was like this girl on American Idol or whatever,

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<v Speaker 2>one of those British got talent or whatever. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>fucking know. She was like not the most beautiful woman

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<v Speaker 2>you've ever seen, and everyone immediately clocked her for it,

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<v Speaker 2>and was just writing her off and just being like

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<v Speaker 2>dicks about it. And then she got on there and

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<v Speaker 2>sang her put her whole fucking pussy into that song

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<v Speaker 2>like Susan Boyle put her puts the end of that

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<v Speaker 2>fucking performance like she ate down and she won over

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<v Speaker 2>Simon Cowell, who is melting in front of us. He's

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<v Speaker 2>literally actively melting. We need to study him. His lizards

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<v Speaker 2>him for years of all. His lizard skin is melting

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<v Speaker 2>off of his face, like his it's really really scared.

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<v Speaker 1>How old is he? I feel like he's been fifty

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<v Speaker 1>for like twenty years.

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<v Speaker 2>I think he's probably sixty five.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, she ate down my brain just like did

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<v Speaker 1>the thing where you like glance at something and it

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<v Speaker 1>replaces it, And I thought it said that he was

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<v Speaker 1>ninety four years ago.

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<v Speaker 2>His skin is melting.

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<v Speaker 1>No, he's sixty.

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<v Speaker 2>Four, but whoa, yeah, dude, That's what I'm saying. Like

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<v Speaker 2>something is seriously when you can look into that.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, he looks amazing.

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<v Speaker 2>But didn't she have like really gnarly Uh it was

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<v Speaker 2>the X factor, But didn't she have like a gnarly

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<v Speaker 2>controversy or something like or was that just like tabloids

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<v Speaker 2>just making shit up to like ruin this woman's life?

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<v Speaker 2>Who just got said in fame?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, but like, does she make music?

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<v Speaker 2>Like she did make music?

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<v Speaker 4>She uh stormed the Capitol.

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<v Speaker 2>She she was at the insurrection? Why was she there? Bro?

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<v Speaker 4>She's British dude, nobody knows.

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<v Speaker 1>Damn she has five hundred k weekly listeners. Wait, she's popping.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay holes apart?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean I helped write that about Drew he wait,

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<v Speaker 1>she eats dream to Dream the time?

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<v Speaker 2>God, boy, do you know that song that's what she sings.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, that song has thirty two million streams. So there's

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<v Speaker 1>people out there who listen to Suzanne.

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<v Speaker 2>Boyle, Susan Boyle. She was such a heavy fucking card

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<v Speaker 2>getting that last name Boyle fucking boil. Some people have

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<v Speaker 2>it so hard, like literally.

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<v Speaker 1>That's insane. There's so many people out there who make

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<v Speaker 1>music who I literally don't understand, Like who wait when

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<v Speaker 1>you look up, So Suzanne Boyle, the first song that

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<v Speaker 1>comes off is anal Queen.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh so maybe she did rap at.

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<v Speaker 1>Like it's like Susanne ainal Queen, I dreamed to dream

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<v Speaker 1>anal Queen.

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<v Speaker 2>But like, but yeah, I think she Oh wait, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>she went to a psychiatric hospital.

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<v Speaker 1>Well that's up. So thank you guys so much for listening,

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you for tuning in.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I also wanted to talk about perfume in middle school.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, okay, so we all know like the nasty, stinky

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<v Speaker 2>boys who didn't shower after football practice in the morning

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<v Speaker 2>and just went to the locker room and sprayed like

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<v Speaker 2>a disgusting amount of acts all over their bodies or

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<v Speaker 2>links like they would go just like I was a

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<v Speaker 2>part of the problem, like s like just doing it,

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<v Speaker 2>and like I want to see the correlation to people

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<v Speaker 2>who have like something wrong with them mentally and how

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<v Speaker 2>much acts they poured on their body when they were younger,

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<v Speaker 2>because like that shit is suffocating, like literally like the

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<v Speaker 2>exhausted you.

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<v Speaker 1>Literally just said you were one of those people. So

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<v Speaker 1>you're the example of fucking That's.

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<v Speaker 2>What I'm saying. There's gotta be a correlation or a pipeline.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, you were further proving your point because you were

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<v Speaker 1>conspiracizing that the reason something is wrong with you mentally

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<v Speaker 1>is because of your axe you Yes, yes, I mean

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<v Speaker 1>there is a whole thing about what's that one burned

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<v Speaker 1>of deodorant that menus the red one old spice. Old

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<v Speaker 1>spices literally gives chemical.

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<v Speaker 2>But I've had them in high school. I had chemical

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<v Speaker 2>burns all over my armpits and they were like bloody

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<v Speaker 2>and blistery and it hurts so fucking bad. And I

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<v Speaker 2>didn't know what was causing it, and they kept using

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<v Speaker 2>it until I saw like an article talking about it.

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<v Speaker 1>What men are so fucking stupid because I literally somebody

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<v Speaker 1>I dated had the same thing, literally had chemical burns

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<v Speaker 1>under his armpit because of old spice, and he was like, dude,

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<v Speaker 1>this this deodorant just burns me. Like I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>what I'm supposed to do. I was like, throw it

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<v Speaker 1>away and get a different brand of deodorant, Like what

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<v Speaker 1>is happening? And I had to physically throw it away

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<v Speaker 1>and go with it to buy new deodorant, Like why

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<v Speaker 1>do I do that?

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like that's unacceptable. That's a grown ass man.

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<v Speaker 2>I was a child, dude. Let's get that straight. Let's

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<v Speaker 2>get that straight. Motherfuckers. Oh you fucking I thought.

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<v Speaker 1>You were seventeen though, So you're.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, high school three years ago. That's when I just

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<v Speaker 2>have you graduated already. Yeah, I got my ged.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, so you dropped out and then you got a GED.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I got my GED early. I did a bunch

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<v Speaker 2>of AP in college. I'm actually a senior in college

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<v Speaker 2>right now too.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so did you start college?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh that's aggressive.

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<v Speaker 2>When I was freshman, I had started AP and dual

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<v Speaker 2>credit classes.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, men are so away for like that, Like, bitch,

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<v Speaker 1>throw that shit away and move on, Like what is

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<v Speaker 1>wrong with you?

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<v Speaker 4>When I was when I went to middle school, I

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<v Speaker 4>went to a new middle school after sixth grade, and

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<v Speaker 4>I was like the new kid. I didn't have any friends,

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<v Speaker 4>and this one kid who's like the coolest kid in

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<v Speaker 4>seventh grade was like, you should come to my house

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<v Speaker 4>after school today, like you're sick, and I was like okay, tight,

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<v Speaker 4>Like I made a friend. He's cool, he has cloud.

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<v Speaker 4>I go to his house and then immediately he's like, dude, like,

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<v Speaker 4>do you know that you can make bombs out of

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<v Speaker 4>aluminium and bleach?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh? I did that all the time. The shake like yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I did that.

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<v Speaker 4>For the next like three hours, he was just like

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<v Speaker 4>building bombs and then he's like, dude, on board with this.

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<v Speaker 4>So then he had like a brother who is I

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<v Speaker 4>guess like ten at the time, and he was like,

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<v Speaker 4>let's smoke bron let's smoke on my brother. And I

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<v Speaker 4>was like with what, Like what are you? What the

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<v Speaker 4>fuck are you talking about? And then he was like, dude,

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<v Speaker 4>I do this all the time. It's really sad.

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<v Speaker 2>Stop does he We had axe sores to where we

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<v Speaker 2>would tape the top down and.

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<v Speaker 4>He tapes the fucking axe, can't, throws into his brother's room,

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<v Speaker 4>runs around and locks the door, and his brother's like screaming.

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<v Speaker 2>Thing, it's crazy. It was crazy, and we would have ax.

0:21:43.440 --> 0:21:47.000
<v Speaker 4>Or I'm now thinking like what what did his brother

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<v Speaker 4>end up like to do it?

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<v Speaker 1>Literally inhaling Like it's literally like inhaling a whipp it.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like I feel like it's the same, Like

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<v Speaker 1>it has to do the same thing to your brain,

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<v Speaker 1>like if you're just like suffocating yourself.

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<v Speaker 2>With something like that, Me and all my home means

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<v Speaker 2>literally are all freaks. So like it makes sense because

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<v Speaker 2>we would do the same thing. We would have axe

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<v Speaker 2>wars where we would like build forts and then spray

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<v Speaker 2>each other with acts and shit. Then it graduated the

0:22:11.240 --> 0:22:13.919
<v Speaker 2>spray paint and then it became bullying, and it's one

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<v Speaker 2>of my biggest regrets in my life as I spray

0:22:15.600 --> 0:22:20.040
<v Speaker 2>painted a kid and then he had school next day. Yeah,

0:22:20.119 --> 0:22:23.440
<v Speaker 2>like no, I like I spray painted him, like it

0:22:23.720 --> 0:22:27.240
<v Speaker 2>it's really nut show. Like we we were like, let's

0:22:27.280 --> 0:22:29.040
<v Speaker 2>let's have a spray paint battle, and then me and

0:22:29.119 --> 0:22:31.159
<v Speaker 2>my friends like teamed up against him. It was really

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<v Speaker 2>really dark and like do you know him? So yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>yeah we're still friends. Like I literally apologized for all

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<v Speaker 2>of it because I was like I was evil, y'all,

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<v Speaker 2>Like it was really bad. But yeah, we used to

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<v Speaker 2>do the bombs where you would get tenfoil and then it's,

0:22:47.280 --> 0:22:49.800
<v Speaker 2>uh the works It's called the works bomb and then

0:22:49.840 --> 0:22:52.560
<v Speaker 2>like there's like a chemical reaction where it like expands

0:22:52.600 --> 0:22:56.679
<v Speaker 2>the bottom and like explodes. But we also used to

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<v Speaker 2>shoot the cans of acts with bebies and explode them.

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<v Speaker 2>They wouldn't be they might have been fire. There wasn't

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<v Speaker 2>fire now. But then going like I.

0:23:06.640 --> 0:23:08.640
<v Speaker 1>Would get in so much trouble because when my dad

0:23:08.680 --> 0:23:11.080
<v Speaker 1>would actually go and get me like a victorious secrets

0:23:11.119 --> 0:23:13.720
<v Speaker 1>like body spray, and I would come back home and

0:23:13.760 --> 0:23:15.920
<v Speaker 1>it was fucking empty because I would be in classic

0:23:17.080 --> 0:23:18.959
<v Speaker 1>like on all my friends going to the bathroom being

0:23:19.000 --> 0:23:20.639
<v Speaker 1>like let's go to the bathroom and put on our perfume.

0:23:20.680 --> 0:23:23.480
<v Speaker 1>But really we were just literally soaking each other down

0:23:23.560 --> 0:23:25.520
<v Speaker 1>with it, and we would literally start to smell, like

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<v Speaker 1>literally some of that perfume reminds me of the smell

0:23:28.840 --> 0:23:31.640
<v Speaker 1>when you leave like piss in a litter box too long,

0:23:31.720 --> 0:23:34.879
<v Speaker 1>Like it literally like it's literally ammonia, Like it is

0:23:34.920 --> 0:23:37.840
<v Speaker 1>a crazy fucking scent. And the fact that like we

0:23:37.840 --> 0:23:39.760
<v Speaker 1>were also why did teachers get so mad about is

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<v Speaker 1>like using it in classic bitches.

0:23:41.359 --> 0:23:44.280
<v Speaker 2>Because you were literally gassing out the class, like you

0:23:44.320 --> 0:23:47.159
<v Speaker 2>were causing problems like that shit, That's what that was.

0:23:47.200 --> 0:23:49.760
<v Speaker 2>My original point was, like we get made fun of

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<v Speaker 2>for our ax use, like y'all weren't doing the same

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<v Speaker 2>fucking thing with that glitter perfume, Like it was.

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<v Speaker 1>Such a vibe though the glitter perfume also, like school

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<v Speaker 1>in general just smelled like maple syrup, fart bombs, and

0:24:02.280 --> 0:24:05.280
<v Speaker 1>then a mix of like the worst perfumes on the planet.

0:24:04.960 --> 0:24:07.320
<v Speaker 2>Like that's all just breakfast in general.

0:24:07.880 --> 0:24:10.359
<v Speaker 1>Like I hated that smell. I hated getting to school

0:24:10.359 --> 0:24:11.800
<v Speaker 1>in the morning because I don't like the smell of

0:24:11.840 --> 0:24:14.720
<v Speaker 1>maple syrup, especially that fake ass one that comes in

0:24:14.760 --> 0:24:17.399
<v Speaker 1>the fucking like McDonald's little one, and school would just

0:24:17.440 --> 0:24:19.080
<v Speaker 1>smell like that, like you knew if a kid had

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<v Speaker 1>breakfast at school that morning because they just smelt like

0:24:21.640 --> 0:24:24.240
<v Speaker 1>a pancake. You smell like a pancake and out of

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<v Speaker 1>my face like it was so wide sticks.

0:24:26.560 --> 0:24:31.280
<v Speaker 2>Oh that shit hit I literally my entirety. I'm not

0:24:31.320 --> 0:24:33.120
<v Speaker 2>gonna talk about that. I'll tell you all that later though.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wow, oh wow.

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<v Speaker 2>I just never ate in high school.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I didn't either.

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<v Speaker 2>I did not eat school lunch and I would eat

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<v Speaker 2>two meals when I got home.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, chicken nuggets every day?

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<v Speaker 2>Your every day?

0:24:48.200 --> 0:24:49.600
<v Speaker 4>Eat chicken nuggets every day?

0:24:50.000 --> 0:24:51.479
<v Speaker 1>Did your school have chicken nuggets every day?

0:24:51.560 --> 0:24:54.359
<v Speaker 4>Yes, seriously yes, and I would eat them every day.

0:24:54.480 --> 0:24:56.359
<v Speaker 1>Actually, see when there was like a good thing like

0:24:56.440 --> 0:24:58.240
<v Speaker 1>chicken nuggets or something, I was fucking that shit up.

0:24:58.359 --> 0:25:00.560
<v Speaker 1>Or they would give us like fake ass chickens with

0:25:00.600 --> 0:25:03.040
<v Speaker 1>no mayo, no lettuce. It was just the bun and like.

0:25:03.040 --> 0:25:06.360
<v Speaker 4>My chicken us were like half frozen.

0:25:06.760 --> 0:25:08.040
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it was like hockey pops.

0:25:08.119 --> 0:25:09.880
<v Speaker 4>You have to like all them in your car.

0:25:10.320 --> 0:25:16.880
<v Speaker 2>My school had a Subway, a Chipotle, a Dominoes, and

0:25:18.680 --> 0:25:19.359
<v Speaker 2>a Chick fil.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you trying to think of something else to know.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not I'm not even kidding. We had, but we

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<v Speaker 2>had like yeah, you know, we had like dupes of it.

0:25:27.200 --> 0:25:31.000
<v Speaker 2>Like our Chipotle was like shitty like cafeteria food, but

0:25:31.000 --> 0:25:32.760
<v Speaker 2>they would wrap it up into burritos for you and

0:25:32.800 --> 0:25:34.359
<v Speaker 2>it was like thirty dollars.

0:25:35.160 --> 0:25:38.840
<v Speaker 1>If the layout of your school lunch like place your cafeteria.

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<v Speaker 2>The cafeteria was like this and then along this side

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<v Speaker 2>of the wall was like four different like lines that

0:25:45.960 --> 0:25:48.080
<v Speaker 2>you could line up in and you would like so

0:25:48.280 --> 0:25:51.600
<v Speaker 2>like burrito line was this side, then the pizza line

0:25:51.640 --> 0:25:54.440
<v Speaker 2>was this side, and then like the regular lunch food

0:25:54.480 --> 0:25:55.879
<v Speaker 2>was this side, and then like the chick fil A

0:25:56.000 --> 0:25:58.600
<v Speaker 2>and sandwich making spot was like this side. But they

0:25:58.640 --> 0:25:59.720
<v Speaker 2>had actually did you.

0:25:59.720 --> 0:26:01.880
<v Speaker 1>Literally they went to high school musical Like what the fuck?

0:26:02.000 --> 0:26:05.119
<v Speaker 2>They actually had real Chick fil at sandwiches like, but

0:26:05.160 --> 0:26:08.880
<v Speaker 2>they would sell out so fucking fast, that is insane.

0:26:08.880 --> 0:26:11.760
<v Speaker 1>My cafeteria school was you get in there's two lines

0:26:11.760 --> 0:26:14.760
<v Speaker 1>and it's the same fucking slop shit on each side,

0:26:14.960 --> 0:26:16.720
<v Speaker 1>and you just had to wait in line. And if

0:26:16.760 --> 0:26:18.480
<v Speaker 1>you went to the front to like go see what

0:26:18.520 --> 0:26:20.239
<v Speaker 1>there was before you got in line, you would get

0:26:20.320 --> 0:26:21.640
<v Speaker 1>yelled at because they'd be like, get to the back

0:26:21.680 --> 0:26:22.920
<v Speaker 1>of the line, so you had to wait in the

0:26:22.960 --> 0:26:24.200
<v Speaker 1>line just to get to the front and see that

0:26:24.240 --> 0:26:27.439
<v Speaker 1>it was like cold ass fucking green beans, like a

0:26:27.560 --> 0:26:32.760
<v Speaker 1>shitty like empty like pizza that had like no marinaros.

0:26:32.359 --> 0:26:35.280
<v Speaker 2>On it, like sausage pizza. The little fucking nodes of

0:26:35.320 --> 0:26:39.080
<v Speaker 2>sausage was like actually they looked like moles that were

0:26:39.119 --> 0:26:41.920
<v Speaker 2>removed from the lunch ladies backs. Like they were literally

0:26:42.240 --> 0:26:45.560
<v Speaker 2>so fucking nasty, Like I can't and kids ate that

0:26:45.600 --> 0:26:48.639
<v Speaker 2>shit up. I was like, you're freaks. But the kids

0:26:48.640 --> 0:26:51.320
<v Speaker 2>that ran to the lunch room like I want to

0:26:51.400 --> 0:26:54.320
<v Speaker 2>see where they're at today, Like they were about that shit.

0:26:54.359 --> 0:26:56.359
<v Speaker 2>They were all like the weirdos with like the roller

0:26:56.440 --> 0:26:59.440
<v Speaker 2>back backs, but like where are they? Like do you

0:26:59.480 --> 0:27:02.280
<v Speaker 2>know what I mean? Like they're on fucking computer people.

0:27:02.040 --> 0:27:03.760
<v Speaker 1>Who like needed to be at the front of the line.

0:27:03.800 --> 0:27:05.440
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, that shitty food is going to be there

0:27:05.480 --> 0:27:08.920
<v Speaker 1>for the next forty minutes a roller backpack? Did you? Actually?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I did high school but in fifth grade and

0:27:13.359 --> 0:27:17.960
<v Speaker 4>this really big kid would always kick it really Also,

0:27:18.119 --> 0:27:20.240
<v Speaker 4>I brought like a teddy bear to school, like way

0:27:20.280 --> 0:27:24.240
<v Speaker 4>too late into my like elementary school years, and I

0:27:24.280 --> 0:27:26.240
<v Speaker 4>had a roly backpack with a teddy bear that would

0:27:26.240 --> 0:27:29.040
<v Speaker 4>like his head would stick out, and this kid would

0:27:29.040 --> 0:27:30.600
<v Speaker 4>just kick the ship out of it.

0:27:30.720 --> 0:27:38.840
<v Speaker 1>And that's sweet actually a factor you being a like both.

0:27:38.640 --> 0:27:43.240
<v Speaker 4>They're sweet because I'm the underdog and I'm the main character. Okay,

0:27:43.280 --> 0:27:43.840
<v Speaker 4>no matter what.

0:27:43.960 --> 0:27:45.520
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if you've ever watched a movie, but

0:27:45.640 --> 0:27:46.920
<v Speaker 1>usually the that's not how.

0:27:46.880 --> 0:27:49.200
<v Speaker 4>That the kid with thely backpack is not.

0:27:49.080 --> 0:27:55.240
<v Speaker 1>The well have got. It's crazy that like schools make

0:27:55.359 --> 0:27:57.800
<v Speaker 1>kids pay for lunch like they're there was like nothing

0:27:57.840 --> 0:27:58.679
<v Speaker 1>more humiliating.

0:28:00.160 --> 0:28:02.399
<v Speaker 2>Did y'all have book covers? What do you mean like

0:28:02.880 --> 0:28:06.720
<v Speaker 2>the Nylon book covers? Yeah, oh my god, dude, that.

0:28:06.720 --> 0:28:07.800
<v Speaker 1>Was like stretchy ones.

0:28:07.880 --> 0:28:10.199
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it was like a currency in my school, like

0:28:10.240 --> 0:28:13.560
<v Speaker 2>and I remember, like I was so fucking swagged out,

0:28:13.600 --> 0:28:15.639
<v Speaker 2>Like that's when I knew that I was cooler than

0:28:15.640 --> 0:28:19.080
<v Speaker 2>everybody else. Still, am don't fucking play. Was when I

0:28:19.160 --> 0:28:21.080
<v Speaker 2>had like all the cool book covers and then I

0:28:21.119 --> 0:28:23.639
<v Speaker 2>had that side satchel bag where my binders and books

0:28:23.640 --> 0:28:24.840
<v Speaker 2>would sit in school.

0:28:24.880 --> 0:28:26.359
<v Speaker 1>You would have got beat the funk up because that

0:28:26.440 --> 0:28:27.800
<v Speaker 1>is so embarrassing.

0:28:27.320 --> 0:28:29.359
<v Speaker 2>Like kids who like, no, I was mumu coded, Like

0:28:29.359 --> 0:28:31.000
<v Speaker 2>what are you talking about? Like yeah, like I had

0:28:31.000 --> 0:28:32.760
<v Speaker 2>the mu meu side satchel like it was.

0:28:32.800 --> 0:28:35.080
<v Speaker 4>That was the evolution. It was the roly backpack to

0:28:35.920 --> 0:28:38.480
<v Speaker 4>the thing that you strap across your chest. I thought

0:28:38.480 --> 0:28:41.080
<v Speaker 4>it was like a messenger bag or something, messenger bag.

0:28:43.160 --> 0:28:45.680
<v Speaker 1>I didn't know anybody who had those, Like who was

0:28:45.680 --> 0:28:46.640
<v Speaker 1>like cool who had those?

0:28:46.680 --> 0:28:49.320
<v Speaker 2>So my school was different so it was cool.

0:28:49.640 --> 0:28:51.760
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I don't know. It feels like you remembered that

0:28:51.840 --> 0:28:54.000
<v Speaker 1>because I was saying you bullied, and then you had

0:28:54.040 --> 0:28:56.120
<v Speaker 1>like a moment where you remembered being bullied, and then

0:28:56.160 --> 0:28:56.840
<v Speaker 1>you brought that up.

0:28:57.160 --> 0:28:59.720
<v Speaker 4>The narrative has shifted. Yeah, you were the person blowing

0:28:59.760 --> 0:29:02.480
<v Speaker 4>people a second ago, and now you're no.

0:29:02.480 --> 0:29:04.960
<v Speaker 2>No, I was. I was wicked, like I wasn't like

0:29:05.160 --> 0:29:07.840
<v Speaker 2>I wasn't like a normal bully. I was like I

0:29:07.840 --> 0:29:10.280
<v Speaker 2>would like, I was like psychological, Like I was like

0:29:10.320 --> 0:29:12.680
<v Speaker 2>a psychological bully. Like I told this kid he had

0:29:12.720 --> 0:29:16.080
<v Speaker 2>squades one time and they didn't like, sob squirrel aids

0:29:16.200 --> 0:29:19.320
<v Speaker 2>for those like and dude, I still feel bad about that.

0:29:19.400 --> 0:29:21.120
<v Speaker 2>And then like the teacher sent me out to the

0:29:21.120 --> 0:29:23.840
<v Speaker 2>hall and I was like oh, I was devastated, and

0:29:23.880 --> 0:29:27.640
<v Speaker 2>then like, yeah, I spray painted him. I threw like

0:29:27.800 --> 0:29:31.320
<v Speaker 2>basketballs at him all the time, and then like, oh, dude,

0:29:31.400 --> 0:29:33.200
<v Speaker 2>actually I don't want to tell that one. That one's mean.

0:29:34.240 --> 0:29:36.280
<v Speaker 1>Well, what I was saying is why the fuck do

0:29:36.320 --> 0:29:40.000
<v Speaker 1>they make children pay for lunch at school? Because that

0:29:40.120 --> 0:29:43.120
<v Speaker 1>is so gnarly. I will never forget going, Like there

0:29:43.160 --> 0:29:45.480
<v Speaker 1>was nothing more humiliating than getting to the front with

0:29:45.520 --> 0:29:47.600
<v Speaker 1>your tray of food and then then putting in your

0:29:47.680 --> 0:29:49.280
<v Speaker 1>number and looking at you and being like you don't

0:29:49.320 --> 0:29:51.600
<v Speaker 1>have any money and taking your tray away from you

0:29:51.680 --> 0:29:54.680
<v Speaker 1>why and giving you cereal and milk, And I was like,

0:29:54.880 --> 0:29:57.800
<v Speaker 1>that is so humiliating, Like each time I would fucking

0:29:57.880 --> 0:30:00.520
<v Speaker 1>cry and be so embarrassed, and just like you're always

0:30:00.560 --> 0:30:02.800
<v Speaker 1>in line with a friend behind you, and like then

0:30:02.800 --> 0:30:04.440
<v Speaker 1>your friend just goes and gets their food, and now

0:30:04.440 --> 0:30:06.800
<v Speaker 1>you're walking with like a thing of cereal and milk

0:30:06.800 --> 0:30:08.480
<v Speaker 1>and your friend has all their fucking hot food and

0:30:08.520 --> 0:30:08.880
<v Speaker 1>you're just.

0:30:08.840 --> 0:30:12.520
<v Speaker 2>Like, dude, it's really gnarly, Like if you think about it,

0:30:12.600 --> 0:30:16.640
<v Speaker 2>like we would rather our children's starve than fucking let

0:30:16.640 --> 0:30:19.760
<v Speaker 2>them eat a two dollars meal that costs two max

0:30:19.840 --> 0:30:23.360
<v Speaker 2>two dollars, but like what, like, actually, what are you.

0:30:23.320 --> 0:30:25.520
<v Speaker 1>Gonna do give my trade to another kid? They would

0:30:25.560 --> 0:30:27.280
<v Speaker 1>just throw my fucking try out, like you might as

0:30:27.280 --> 0:30:28.080
<v Speaker 1>well just give it to.

0:30:28.040 --> 0:30:28.960
<v Speaker 2>Me, Like yeah, exactly.

0:30:29.320 --> 0:30:30.600
<v Speaker 1>We had like I'm hungry.

0:30:30.800 --> 0:30:32.960
<v Speaker 2>We had really sweet lunch ladies, like I love my

0:30:33.040 --> 0:30:35.680
<v Speaker 2>lunch ladies. Like if, like my parents forgot to put

0:30:35.680 --> 0:30:37.520
<v Speaker 2>money on my account or something, they would just be like,

0:30:38.000 --> 0:30:39.200
<v Speaker 2>you can pay me next time.

0:30:39.280 --> 0:30:41.440
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they would let you go sometimes, but like I

0:30:41.600 --> 0:30:45.560
<v Speaker 1>was one of the kids who would always like be like, oh,

0:30:46.280 --> 0:30:48.560
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna have money next week. Sorry, and they're like,

0:30:48.600 --> 0:30:50.840
<v Speaker 1>You're not gonna have money next week? No, And then.

0:30:51.080 --> 0:30:55.320
<v Speaker 2>Brooke Brooke, no money, no bitches, no swag, Broke bro

0:30:55.480 --> 0:30:56.160
<v Speaker 2>I had a lot.

0:30:56.000 --> 0:30:58.400
<v Speaker 1>Of friends who fed me so and I'll never forget

0:30:58.400 --> 0:31:00.480
<v Speaker 1>that kindness that was shared to me. And it was

0:31:00.520 --> 0:31:02.800
<v Speaker 1>a lot of friends who had fallings out with, falling

0:31:02.800 --> 0:31:05.360
<v Speaker 1>out with and then I had to fight them anyway.

0:31:05.080 --> 0:31:11.800
<v Speaker 2>So I will never forget. You got jumped in middle school, bitch.

0:31:11.840 --> 0:31:13.840
<v Speaker 1>I never got jumped, but I have got my ass

0:31:13.840 --> 0:31:16.280
<v Speaker 1>I jumped. Yeah, you got jumped.

0:31:17.600 --> 0:31:22.600
<v Speaker 4>Ten times, bro shut the ten times all in a

0:31:22.680 --> 0:31:23.200
<v Speaker 4>row too.

0:31:23.480 --> 0:31:25.880
<v Speaker 1>Every You're being sacrificed.

0:31:26.120 --> 0:31:27.240
<v Speaker 4>I jumped.

0:31:28.520 --> 0:31:31.320
<v Speaker 1>To get my ass rightfully. So one time, and it

0:31:31.400 --> 0:31:35.160
<v Speaker 1>was by like one of my homegirls, Like I said

0:31:35.160 --> 0:31:38.560
<v Speaker 1>something I should have never said to her, and she

0:31:38.560 --> 0:31:43.200
<v Speaker 1>she had some height on me, and she fucking beat

0:31:43.240 --> 0:31:46.920
<v Speaker 1>my ass. And immediately after we had a really good

0:31:46.920 --> 0:31:51.920
<v Speaker 1>conversation and it was fine. We had a very nice

0:31:52.520 --> 0:31:55.040
<v Speaker 1>conversation that we never beefed again. That was in like

0:31:55.080 --> 0:31:55.600
<v Speaker 1>fifth grade.

0:31:55.680 --> 0:31:58.800
<v Speaker 4>I actually did get jumped one time very quickly. I

0:31:58.880 --> 0:32:01.560
<v Speaker 4>was was I was a freshman again at a new school,

0:32:01.960 --> 0:32:04.440
<v Speaker 4>a new high school, and I.

0:32:04.240 --> 0:32:06.000
<v Speaker 2>Am, so you were like new kids syndrome.

0:32:06.160 --> 0:32:10.200
<v Speaker 4>I was new kid syndrome three times. Yeah. So I

0:32:10.240 --> 0:32:12.760
<v Speaker 4>like I would carpool with this kid, Diego, and we

0:32:13.480 --> 0:32:15.720
<v Speaker 4>had we shared a locker. It was like freshman year

0:32:16.080 --> 0:32:18.360
<v Speaker 4>and this kid comes up and he shoves me against

0:32:18.400 --> 0:32:20.040
<v Speaker 4>the locker. I think this was like a week into

0:32:20.120 --> 0:32:22.520
<v Speaker 4>school or something, but he was in my p class.

0:32:22.560 --> 0:32:24.640
<v Speaker 4>He was really strong. He shoved me against the locker

0:32:24.680 --> 0:32:28.040
<v Speaker 4>and then Diego uh goes around the back of him

0:32:28.080 --> 0:32:30.120
<v Speaker 4>and grabs his hat and throws it on the ground.

0:32:30.120 --> 0:32:31.880
<v Speaker 4>I might have said this on the podcast.

0:32:31.480 --> 0:32:32.760
<v Speaker 1>Is this something that?

0:32:32.800 --> 0:32:34.720
<v Speaker 4>But it was like the nicest thing that anyone's like

0:32:34.760 --> 0:32:37.840
<v Speaker 4>ever done to me or for me. That's so out

0:32:37.840 --> 0:32:39.960
<v Speaker 4>of nowhere. Like I didn't even really know him that well,

0:32:40.000 --> 0:32:42.400
<v Speaker 4>but he just like stood up for you. He stood

0:32:42.480 --> 0:32:43.840
<v Speaker 4>up for me, and he like grabbed his hat. He

0:32:43.880 --> 0:32:46.800
<v Speaker 4>grabbed his like fitted San Francisco Giants hat and like

0:32:46.840 --> 0:32:49.200
<v Speaker 4>stomped on it, and he was like, don't do that

0:32:49.240 --> 0:32:52.040
<v Speaker 4>to my friend. And I was like, I was like, bro,

0:32:52.160 --> 0:32:52.880
<v Speaker 4>that was so fun.

0:32:53.240 --> 0:32:53.760
<v Speaker 2>Friends.

0:32:53.880 --> 0:32:56.240
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, at that line in culture, we just like stand

0:32:56.320 --> 0:32:58.200
<v Speaker 1>up for like the yeah.

0:33:02.800 --> 0:33:05.320
<v Speaker 2>White Like damn.

0:33:05.400 --> 0:33:06.960
<v Speaker 1>His parents were feeling themselves.

0:33:06.960 --> 0:33:11.120
<v Speaker 2>They were like, what are we gonna name him?

0:33:11.600 --> 0:33:16.840
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna name my child San Francisco, San Frian My

0:33:17.000 --> 0:33:19.920
<v Speaker 1>name is San Francisco and I from San Diego.

0:33:21.280 --> 0:33:22.239
<v Speaker 5>The fuck uh.

0:33:25.200 --> 0:33:27.840
<v Speaker 2>One time when I was on crutches and I was

0:33:27.880 --> 0:33:30.080
<v Speaker 2>like first in line at this thing, and like one

0:33:30.120 --> 0:33:33.240
<v Speaker 2>of my friends who dated my sister in like seventh

0:33:33.320 --> 0:33:36.240
<v Speaker 2>or eighth grade or something like just was like fucking

0:33:36.280 --> 0:33:39.160
<v Speaker 2>around with me and like just being a dickhead to

0:33:39.240 --> 0:33:43.640
<v Speaker 2>me and just being whatever, just shooting the ship. But

0:33:43.680 --> 0:33:44.920
<v Speaker 2>I wasn't like having.

0:33:44.680 --> 0:33:48.600
<v Speaker 4>It smoking smoking.

0:33:50.320 --> 0:33:52.320
<v Speaker 1>I shot it out because I started to laugh at

0:33:52.360 --> 0:33:54.800
<v Speaker 1>myself because I was gonna be like, whoa, you let

0:33:54.800 --> 0:33:57.120
<v Speaker 1>your friends hit your sister, Like you let them hit that?

0:33:57.240 --> 0:33:58.320
<v Speaker 1>Like that's crazy.

0:33:58.400 --> 0:34:00.520
<v Speaker 2>I did, Bro, it was crazy. I was lit.

0:34:00.760 --> 0:34:03.479
<v Speaker 4>Did you ever get yelled at by your friend's parents? Uh?

0:34:03.560 --> 0:34:05.880
<v Speaker 2>Yes, I'll tell about that in a second. But then

0:34:05.920 --> 0:34:08.600
<v Speaker 2>this kid I boiled over. It was the first time

0:34:08.600 --> 0:34:10.880
<v Speaker 2>I like saw red and I had my crutch and

0:34:10.920 --> 0:34:14.000
<v Speaker 2>I just went and like take the fuck out of

0:34:14.040 --> 0:34:16.840
<v Speaker 2>his shin, like and I literally made him bleed that

0:34:16.960 --> 0:34:18.759
<v Speaker 2>and he never fucked with me ever again. But he

0:34:18.840 --> 0:34:20.640
<v Speaker 2>had like a gash on his leg, and he was

0:34:20.640 --> 0:34:22.719
<v Speaker 2>a track runner, and I like, I was like, go

0:34:22.760 --> 0:34:24.000
<v Speaker 2>for the like, go for the leg, and I just

0:34:24.640 --> 0:34:27.200
<v Speaker 2>and like cut his leg open and bruised it, and

0:34:27.200 --> 0:34:29.080
<v Speaker 2>he was like limping. He was like, bro, what the fuck?

0:34:29.200 --> 0:34:30.160
<v Speaker 4>Like why did you do that?

0:34:30.600 --> 0:34:34.160
<v Speaker 2>I was like, don't fucking play. When I was like

0:34:35.760 --> 0:34:40.560
<v Speaker 2>probably thirteen, my best friend was really into skating. And

0:34:42.120 --> 0:34:44.040
<v Speaker 2>this is when you asked if I've ever gotten yelled

0:34:44.080 --> 0:34:46.040
<v Speaker 2>at by like someone's parents.

0:34:45.760 --> 0:34:48.120
<v Speaker 4>Which, by the way, is like one of the worst

0:34:48.280 --> 0:34:50.080
<v Speaker 4>it's whole things that can happen to someone.

0:34:50.239 --> 0:34:53.799
<v Speaker 2>It is literally horrible, horrible feeling. And I still to

0:34:53.920 --> 0:34:56.759
<v Speaker 2>this day when I think about it, I get like like, oh,

0:34:56.760 --> 0:34:59.800
<v Speaker 2>fuck the fuck, Like I get like nervous. But yeah,

0:34:59.840 --> 0:35:01.759
<v Speaker 2>my my friend was really into skating at the time,

0:35:01.960 --> 0:35:06.520
<v Speaker 2>and his dad was like this like macho guy. He

0:35:06.640 --> 0:35:09.560
<v Speaker 2>like built everything. He fixed up cars and boats and

0:35:09.640 --> 0:35:12.160
<v Speaker 2>like he was a pilot and he did everything like

0:35:12.200 --> 0:35:18.040
<v Speaker 2>he was actually really cool, but he helped. He was

0:35:18.080 --> 0:35:23.319
<v Speaker 2>helping his son build like a half pipe, like he

0:35:23.400 --> 0:35:25.760
<v Speaker 2>was like built. We were building a half pipe for him,

0:35:26.040 --> 0:35:28.920
<v Speaker 2>and like I was like a fucking skinny, little scrawny,

0:35:28.920 --> 0:35:31.319
<v Speaker 2>fucking nasty twink, like I was gross. I was like

0:35:31.400 --> 0:35:36.080
<v Speaker 2>I was needed to eat a fucking Burger challenge. And

0:35:37.000 --> 0:35:39.440
<v Speaker 2>we were building this half pipe and I came over

0:35:39.520 --> 0:35:41.480
<v Speaker 2>on the day they were building it, and the dad

0:35:41.560 --> 0:35:43.279
<v Speaker 2>was like, hey, Drew, come over here and help me.

0:35:43.520 --> 0:35:45.799
<v Speaker 2>And I went over there to help him. Went over

0:35:45.880 --> 0:35:48.080
<v Speaker 2>there to help him, and he was like moving like

0:35:48.280 --> 0:35:50.440
<v Speaker 2>giant sheets of plywood because they were almost done and

0:35:50.440 --> 0:35:52.880
<v Speaker 2>they were stapling like the top on or nailing the

0:35:52.880 --> 0:35:56.720
<v Speaker 2>top on, and I just could not I physically could

0:35:56.719 --> 0:35:59.200
<v Speaker 2>not hold my end of the giant sheet of plywood,

0:35:59.200 --> 0:36:01.440
<v Speaker 2>and I was like dropping it and I just like

0:36:01.480 --> 0:36:03.239
<v Speaker 2>I couldn't do it. And I kept telling hibod He's like, no,

0:36:03.280 --> 0:36:04.279
<v Speaker 2>you got it, you got it, and we had to

0:36:04.320 --> 0:36:06.480
<v Speaker 2>walk like thirty more feet and then I just like

0:36:06.640 --> 0:36:09.120
<v Speaker 2>drop it and then he like drops it on his

0:36:09.120 --> 0:36:11.239
<v Speaker 2>feet and he gets Oh my god. He was so

0:36:11.400 --> 0:36:13.719
<v Speaker 2>fucking that. He was like, why didn't you w you

0:36:13.760 --> 0:36:14.600
<v Speaker 2>are gonna drop it?

0:36:14.680 --> 0:36:16.560
<v Speaker 4>Like that could have really injured.

0:36:16.239 --> 0:36:18.520
<v Speaker 2>Me, and like he was like reaming into me, and

0:36:18.560 --> 0:36:21.160
<v Speaker 2>my friend was like, bro, like what the fuck is

0:36:21.200 --> 0:36:23.759
<v Speaker 2>going on? He'd like he took his anger out on

0:36:23.800 --> 0:36:26.160
<v Speaker 2>me and snapped at me, and I just was like, Okay,

0:36:26.200 --> 0:36:27.880
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna go home. And I called my dad and

0:36:27.920 --> 0:36:29.719
<v Speaker 2>waited at the top of the driveway and went home.

0:36:29.760 --> 0:36:33.520
<v Speaker 2>And it was like I was terrified. He like scared

0:36:33.560 --> 0:36:35.080
<v Speaker 2>the fuck at me. But he's still cool today, he

0:36:35.120 --> 0:36:37.839
<v Speaker 2>showed me I see him all the time still, But yeah,

0:36:38.120 --> 0:36:39.200
<v Speaker 2>evil wow.

0:36:39.400 --> 0:36:42.000
<v Speaker 1>I personally would have gotten the police.

0:36:42.600 --> 0:36:45.319
<v Speaker 2>I wouldn't. I would have called them personally. I would

0:36:45.360 --> 0:36:47.040
<v Speaker 2>not handle he personally.

0:36:47.040 --> 0:36:48.360
<v Speaker 1>I would have beat his ass. I would not have

0:36:48.440 --> 0:36:50.480
<v Speaker 1>let him talk to me like that like some one.

0:36:50.800 --> 0:36:53.759
<v Speaker 4>I used to carpool and like middle school with people

0:36:53.800 --> 0:36:57.040
<v Speaker 4>who lived in my neighborhood, and I was late every time.

0:36:57.600 --> 0:37:01.279
<v Speaker 4>It was my bad but whatever. And then one day

0:37:01.520 --> 0:37:04.200
<v Speaker 4>we were like coming back and I was in the

0:37:04.239 --> 0:37:07.600
<v Speaker 4>cars making like annoying jokes, and the driver, who was

0:37:07.640 --> 0:37:10.960
<v Speaker 4>like my neighbor's mom, was like, you know what, kay,

0:37:11.120 --> 0:37:13.279
<v Speaker 4>Like I really wish you would shut the fuck up,

0:37:13.680 --> 0:37:16.799
<v Speaker 4>because you're late every morning. You hold everyone up and

0:37:16.880 --> 0:37:21.520
<v Speaker 4>like destroyed me, like completely destroyed me. And then she

0:37:21.719 --> 0:37:23.920
<v Speaker 4>was like, i'm I want you to get out of

0:37:23.960 --> 0:37:25.200
<v Speaker 4>the car and I want you to walk the rest

0:37:25.200 --> 0:37:27.760
<v Speaker 4>of the way. And then I walked. But I needed

0:37:27.800 --> 0:37:31.160
<v Speaker 4>this like I needed it. Like ever since then, I

0:37:31.200 --> 0:37:34.960
<v Speaker 4>have not been as late to things. I swear together trama, No,

0:37:35.120 --> 0:37:37.600
<v Speaker 4>it's good, It's really good again.

0:37:37.640 --> 0:37:39.000
<v Speaker 1>I would have let her get away with that. I

0:37:39.000 --> 0:37:40.359
<v Speaker 1>would have been like, you know what, bitch, you get

0:37:40.400 --> 0:37:41.680
<v Speaker 1>out of the fucking car, and I would have fought

0:37:41.680 --> 0:37:42.120
<v Speaker 1>her ass.

0:37:42.040 --> 0:37:45.560
<v Speaker 2>Right there her hair. I would have splashed hob and

0:37:45.600 --> 0:37:49.680
<v Speaker 2>yarrow juice on her, like I don't play with that.

0:37:50.040 --> 0:37:52.600
<v Speaker 1>I guess, like, actually I didn't hang out with like

0:37:52.680 --> 0:37:55.520
<v Speaker 1>my friends. I was like in the kind of household

0:37:55.520 --> 0:37:57.000
<v Speaker 1>that if I hung out with my friends, they would

0:37:57.040 --> 0:38:00.839
<v Speaker 1>usually come to my house. But I never had any

0:38:00.880 --> 0:38:02.840
<v Speaker 1>of my friends yell at me. But I had my

0:38:02.960 --> 0:38:07.080
<v Speaker 1>godparents who I was really close with their kids. My

0:38:07.280 --> 0:38:09.719
<v Speaker 1>godfather yelled at me like twice, which I also think

0:38:09.800 --> 0:38:13.960
<v Speaker 1>I said this on the podcast, but we like I

0:38:14.000 --> 0:38:15.840
<v Speaker 1>had a really bad habit as a kid that before

0:38:15.920 --> 0:38:17.719
<v Speaker 1>the car came to a stop, I would open the

0:38:17.719 --> 0:38:19.920
<v Speaker 1>door and get out, and he would always be like,

0:38:19.960 --> 0:38:21.719
<v Speaker 1>do not do that. Don't do that. That's dangerous. I

0:38:21.719 --> 0:38:23.440
<v Speaker 1>don't want to run over your foot. Don't fucking do that.

0:38:23.600 --> 0:38:25.520
<v Speaker 1>And then one time I did it, and he would

0:38:25.600 --> 0:38:27.759
<v Speaker 1>like blast music in the car. So I did it

0:38:27.800 --> 0:38:31.680
<v Speaker 1>and he slammed the car shut. He slammed the car

0:38:32.320 --> 0:38:34.680
<v Speaker 1>like to a stop, turned down the music and turned

0:38:34.719 --> 0:38:36.279
<v Speaker 1>to me and was like, what the fuck did I

0:38:36.320 --> 0:38:38.960
<v Speaker 1>tell you about doing that? And I was like and

0:38:39.080 --> 0:38:40.880
<v Speaker 1>he was like, no, We're gonna try this again, and

0:38:40.920 --> 0:38:43.560
<v Speaker 1>he pulled out of the driveway, went around the block

0:38:43.640 --> 0:38:46.040
<v Speaker 1>and like had the music blaring again, like he literally

0:38:46.040 --> 0:38:48.799
<v Speaker 1>recreated the whole scene. And my ass never opened that

0:38:48.840 --> 0:38:50.880
<v Speaker 1>door too fast ever again I could. I was like,

0:38:50.920 --> 0:38:53.520
<v Speaker 1>that was insane. He had never yelled at me, never

0:38:53.600 --> 0:38:55.759
<v Speaker 1>raised his voice, but he just like went in on me.

0:38:55.840 --> 0:38:57.359
<v Speaker 1>He was like, and if I fucking broke your foot,

0:38:57.360 --> 0:38:58.879
<v Speaker 1>then it's my fucking fault, and your dad's gonna beat

0:38:58.880 --> 0:39:00.640
<v Speaker 1>my fucking ass, Like, don't fuck do that, and like

0:39:00.840 --> 0:39:02.920
<v Speaker 1>went in on me and then went back around, and

0:39:02.960 --> 0:39:04.759
<v Speaker 1>then I just never opened the door to.

0:39:04.920 --> 0:39:08.360
<v Speaker 4>Sure will change the trajectory of your moral and ethical compass.

0:39:08.520 --> 0:39:08.759
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:39:09.760 --> 0:39:13.560
<v Speaker 2>When Adele yelled at me, what, I don't even want

0:39:13.600 --> 0:39:14.279
<v Speaker 2>to talk about it.

0:39:17.920 --> 0:39:19.800
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that seems interesting.

0:39:20.040 --> 0:39:24.000
<v Speaker 2>We were just like chilling a bunch, like yeah, she

0:39:24.239 --> 0:39:29.120
<v Speaker 2>like poured acid towards me. It didn't hit any thankfully.

0:39:29.160 --> 0:39:31.680
<v Speaker 1>But there's like certain stories that I want to tell,

0:39:31.719 --> 0:39:36.759
<v Speaker 1>but I think they would not be taken lightly, so

0:39:37.040 --> 0:39:37.479
<v Speaker 1>I'm not.

0:39:37.400 --> 0:39:45.640
<v Speaker 2>Gonna yeah, yeah, yeah, mm hmm.

0:39:47.320 --> 0:39:49.080
<v Speaker 1>When we have nothing to talk about, we're like, let's

0:39:49.080 --> 0:39:51.759
<v Speaker 1>go down memory lane, Like let's talk about our.

0:39:51.719 --> 0:39:53.799
<v Speaker 2>Child had so much ship to talk about. That was

0:39:53.840 --> 0:39:57.120
<v Speaker 2>just a free flowing, organic conversation, which is really nice.

0:39:58.280 --> 0:40:01.239
<v Speaker 2>We can talk about how men or nasty and will

0:40:01.280 --> 0:40:03.239
<v Speaker 2>always cheat? Should we talk about that? Should we get

0:40:03.239 --> 0:40:05.800
<v Speaker 2>into that?

0:40:06.200 --> 0:40:06.480
<v Speaker 1>Sure?

0:40:08.120 --> 0:40:12.280
<v Speaker 2>Okay, so a classic classic cheater?

0:40:12.680 --> 0:40:16.160
<v Speaker 1>Oh are you saying that because of what we saw yesterday?

0:40:16.760 --> 0:40:18.479
<v Speaker 2>I don't even know what you're referencing. I'm talking about

0:40:18.480 --> 0:40:20.279
<v Speaker 2>something else, but throw it in there.

0:40:21.480 --> 0:40:23.480
<v Speaker 1>No, because if anybody's gonna watch Love is Blind, you

0:40:23.520 --> 0:40:23.960
<v Speaker 1>need to watch.

0:40:24.360 --> 0:40:31.319
<v Speaker 2>That's partially that. But no, Stephen fucking Hawking cheating on

0:40:31.400 --> 0:40:37.960
<v Speaker 2>his wife Riz literally silent robotic riz, Like let's talk

0:40:38.000 --> 0:40:39.680
<v Speaker 2>about that he has robot RIZ.

0:40:39.719 --> 0:40:46.400
<v Speaker 6>But but that motherfucker cheated on his wife and couldn't

0:40:46.400 --> 0:40:49.560
<v Speaker 6>fucking move, Like he literally couldn't move, and he cheated

0:40:49.560 --> 0:40:51.480
<v Speaker 6>on his wife with one of his nurses.

0:40:51.600 --> 0:40:54.200
<v Speaker 2>Like, if there's one thing you can count on a

0:40:54.200 --> 0:40:56.400
<v Speaker 2>man doing it, it's gonna be a fucking cheat. Like

0:40:56.440 --> 0:40:58.800
<v Speaker 2>I can't as.

0:40:58.640 --> 0:41:01.240
<v Speaker 1>In the trajectory of any buddy who is like dating

0:41:01.280 --> 0:41:03.920
<v Speaker 1>a man, like you better believe at some point you're

0:41:03.960 --> 0:41:05.640
<v Speaker 1>gonna have to talk about the fact that he cheated,

0:41:05.760 --> 0:41:06.319
<v Speaker 1>Like it's just.

0:41:06.320 --> 0:41:08.560
<v Speaker 2>In some capacity. It may not be hooking up, it

0:41:08.600 --> 0:41:10.960
<v Speaker 2>may not be doing s, but like in some capacity

0:41:10.960 --> 0:41:13.319
<v Speaker 2>he's gonna look at a woman wrong or something. But like,

0:41:13.600 --> 0:41:15.919
<v Speaker 2>oh my god, if Stephen Hawking can cheat, any man

0:41:15.960 --> 0:41:19.239
<v Speaker 2>will cheat, Like just think about that. Also, why was

0:41:19.239 --> 0:41:21.680
<v Speaker 2>he on Epstein's Island, Like, let's really talk about that.

0:41:21.719 --> 0:41:25.680
<v Speaker 2>What was he doing there? But anyways, wait, what he

0:41:25.800 --> 0:41:29.000
<v Speaker 2>was on Epstein's Island? There's pictures of him there.

0:41:29.320 --> 0:41:31.760
<v Speaker 4>Yes, I didn't know that.

0:41:31.560 --> 0:41:35.720
<v Speaker 2>There's pictures of him there, bro, isn't that crazy.

0:41:37.760 --> 0:41:40.120
<v Speaker 1>Any business being there, let alone him? He had no

0:41:40.239 --> 0:41:44.280
<v Speaker 1>business being there, Like, why are you there, dude? Imagine

0:41:44.320 --> 0:41:46.920
<v Speaker 1>actually not knowing what's up with Epstein and like being

0:41:46.960 --> 0:41:48.440
<v Speaker 1>invited to an island.

0:41:48.120 --> 0:41:54.120
<v Speaker 2>Like it's like realistically a billionaire flying in.

0:41:55.960 --> 0:41:57.719
<v Speaker 1>A billionaire came up to me right now. I was like,

0:41:58.000 --> 0:41:59.319
<v Speaker 1>you do you want to get on a private check

0:41:59.400 --> 0:42:01.840
<v Speaker 1>on my island. I've like, oh, yes, and that twenty

0:42:01.920 --> 0:42:07.880
<v Speaker 1>years from now there's the picture of me like posted

0:42:08.280 --> 0:42:09.920
<v Speaker 1>it and it's like I did. It turned out to

0:42:09.920 --> 0:42:12.480
<v Speaker 1>be the fucking killer And I was just like, like

0:42:12.840 --> 0:42:15.400
<v Speaker 1>all my pictures of Hella outye were like, look how

0:42:15.440 --> 0:42:17.120
<v Speaker 1>happy she wish she was fully involved?

0:42:17.160 --> 0:42:23.120
<v Speaker 2>What's that robot girl? What's that robot girl? Little Michaela, dude,

0:42:23.200 --> 0:42:26.000
<v Speaker 2>Little Michaela met Epstein. She was on that fucking island.

0:42:26.840 --> 0:42:29.200
<v Speaker 2>There's a picture of it.

0:42:29.680 --> 0:42:33.120
<v Speaker 1>Like, I'd be so pissed because imagine you went and

0:42:33.160 --> 0:42:36.080
<v Speaker 1>it wasn't even that fun too, and now you're involved, bitch,

0:42:36.120 --> 0:42:36.880
<v Speaker 1>I'd be pissed.

0:42:38.080 --> 0:42:44.080
<v Speaker 2>But there's literally a picture of her and Epstein together,

0:42:44.280 --> 0:42:46.600
<v Speaker 2>Like this is crazy and it's a print out, so you.

0:42:46.560 --> 0:42:57.359
<v Speaker 7>Know it's real, Like, what the fuck, dude, Oh my god, Wow,

0:42:59.200 --> 0:43:02.400
<v Speaker 7>the idea of you being fosted up with Glenn Maxwell,

0:43:06.760 --> 0:43:07.480
<v Speaker 7>that's what's worse.

0:43:07.560 --> 0:43:09.840
<v Speaker 1>It's like you were probably a little drug. So the

0:43:09.880 --> 0:43:14.239
<v Speaker 1>photos aren't even good pictures. Yeah, I just posted up.

0:43:15.000 --> 0:43:18.400
<v Speaker 1>I'd be so pissed. Guys, I didn't know. I just

0:43:18.440 --> 0:43:21.520
<v Speaker 1>like heard free. I just heard island.

0:43:21.520 --> 0:43:24.160
<v Speaker 4>A really hard week working your ass off and then

0:43:24.160 --> 0:43:25.319
<v Speaker 4>you get this invitation and.

0:43:26.719 --> 0:43:29.440
<v Speaker 1>A godsend thank you so much, Like.

0:43:30.000 --> 0:43:32.240
<v Speaker 4>You're like, yeah, the trip had kind of weird vibes.

0:43:32.280 --> 0:43:33.440
<v Speaker 4>People were being a little bit weird.

0:43:33.480 --> 0:43:35.239
<v Speaker 1>People would disappear for a few hours, but I just

0:43:35.280 --> 0:43:36.359
<v Speaker 1>thought they were sleeping, like it.

0:43:36.360 --> 0:43:37.920
<v Speaker 4>It was a really big way I left out. They

0:43:38.000 --> 0:43:39.479
<v Speaker 4>were getting like invited to ship.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I'll leave us with one more thing and then

0:43:41.120 --> 0:43:45.799
<v Speaker 2>we can get into media and stuff. Is actually the

0:43:46.600 --> 0:43:53.359
<v Speaker 2>oh that's what I mean, media ship. Yeah, but this

0:43:53.400 --> 0:43:56.040
<v Speaker 2>one's kind of sweet. But I was just like, I

0:43:56.040 --> 0:44:00.279
<v Speaker 2>forget where we were. We were at the uh Eaves

0:44:00.400 --> 0:44:03.919
<v Speaker 2>Tumor show and just like seeing all these people being like, oh,

0:44:04.040 --> 0:44:07.040
<v Speaker 2>like I was watching when I was like thirteen fourteen,

0:44:07.480 --> 0:44:11.400
<v Speaker 2>brain rotted. You're a dangerous person. Love you, but if

0:44:11.440 --> 0:44:14.560
<v Speaker 2>you're still listening, like like I don't know.

0:44:15.280 --> 0:44:17.719
<v Speaker 1>I don't know where You're just as crazy as we are.

0:44:17.840 --> 0:44:20.600
<v Speaker 2>We're just as crazy as we are. But I was

0:44:20.640 --> 0:44:22.640
<v Speaker 2>just like looking around and thinking, I was like, damn, dude,

0:44:22.640 --> 0:44:24.640
<v Speaker 2>we really did like all like kind of grow up

0:44:24.680 --> 0:44:28.319
<v Speaker 2>together in a way. Like ye, I'm glad like I

0:44:28.400 --> 0:44:30.600
<v Speaker 2>got to grow up on the internet. And it's just

0:44:30.640 --> 0:44:34.320
<v Speaker 2>really sweet to just like hear stories of people being like, oh, yeah,

0:44:34.360 --> 0:44:36.239
<v Speaker 2>like I saw you when I was fourteen and now

0:44:36.280 --> 0:44:39.680
<v Speaker 2>I'm like graduating nursing school and like, yeah, it's so crazy.

0:44:39.760 --> 0:44:43.000
<v Speaker 1>Here's me because like that's like one of those moments

0:44:43.000 --> 0:44:45.719
<v Speaker 1>where I actually have a concept of time because if

0:44:45.800 --> 0:44:47.600
<v Speaker 1>like one of you comes up to us and it's like, oh, yeah,

0:44:47.600 --> 0:44:50.240
<v Speaker 1>I've been watching you since I was like fucking twelve,

0:44:50.719 --> 0:44:53.160
<v Speaker 1>and now I'm I'm looking at the face of an adult.

0:44:53.360 --> 0:44:55.680
<v Speaker 1>Like it's like, yeah, I've been watching you since you

0:44:55.760 --> 0:44:57.880
<v Speaker 1>started on the internet for like ten years ago, and

0:44:57.920 --> 0:45:00.680
<v Speaker 1>I'm looking at like the face of another I'm just like,

0:45:02.440 --> 0:45:05.680
<v Speaker 1>how are you ever twelve years old watching my content

0:45:05.920 --> 0:45:08.600
<v Speaker 1>like that? Like like I like can't correlate it, and

0:45:08.640 --> 0:45:10.719
<v Speaker 1>it freaks me out, but in a sweet way because

0:45:10.719 --> 0:45:12.600
<v Speaker 1>I'm just like, oh my god, that's insane. And then

0:45:12.640 --> 0:45:15.560
<v Speaker 1>it makes me, uh think about the fact that, like

0:45:15.600 --> 0:45:17.120
<v Speaker 1>I actually have an effect on people, which I don't

0:45:17.120 --> 0:45:18.719
<v Speaker 1>want to think about because that scares me. But I'm

0:45:18.760 --> 0:45:19.839
<v Speaker 1>a good person, so it's okay.

0:45:20.080 --> 0:45:24.920
<v Speaker 2>Someone like one there, we met, like this nurse that

0:45:25.280 --> 0:45:27.719
<v Speaker 2>was just like, oh, like, it's so like, y'all make

0:45:27.800 --> 0:45:31.239
<v Speaker 2>me feel like less crazy because like y'all are fucking weirdos,

0:45:31.239 --> 0:45:33.520
<v Speaker 2>and it's just like really sweet. But I forgot who

0:45:33.600 --> 0:45:37.880
<v Speaker 2>I was talking to about it, but someone Uh, I

0:45:37.960 --> 0:45:39.440
<v Speaker 2>had the thought, but then I lost.

0:45:39.280 --> 0:45:40.680
<v Speaker 4>It when you were talking.

0:45:40.840 --> 0:45:42.440
<v Speaker 2>But whatever, it doesn't matter.

0:45:42.640 --> 0:45:43.200
<v Speaker 4>Let's move on.

0:45:43.360 --> 0:45:46.800
<v Speaker 1>Oh wow, oh wow, that's my fucking move on. Also,

0:45:46.840 --> 0:45:49.120
<v Speaker 1>that just reminded me of we've literally said on the

0:45:49.160 --> 0:45:51.040
<v Speaker 1>podcast before, like if you were a doctor and you

0:45:51.120 --> 0:45:52.640
<v Speaker 1>listen to the shit, I'm fucking scared of you. And

0:45:52.680 --> 0:45:54.040
<v Speaker 1>then she was like I'm a nurse and I was like,

0:45:55.360 --> 0:45:58.640
<v Speaker 1>you're crazy. Wow, you're crazy, but love live left Love.

0:45:58.719 --> 0:46:08.040
<v Speaker 1>She was awesome. Drew sya Corner, Oh my god, welcome

0:46:08.080 --> 0:46:09.480
<v Speaker 1>to Drew sy on Corner.

0:46:11.200 --> 0:46:13.640
<v Speaker 2>So this one's just a classic. You've already seen it.

0:46:13.640 --> 0:46:18.879
<v Speaker 2>It's like three weeks old. She ate this, let him

0:46:18.880 --> 0:46:21.000
<v Speaker 2>cook that. Who the fuck is going to be doing

0:46:21.040 --> 0:46:31.520
<v Speaker 2>the disheski scratching a bug bite feels like evil masturbation.

0:46:35.560 --> 0:46:36.800
<v Speaker 1>That's a really good one.

0:46:37.400 --> 0:46:40.400
<v Speaker 2>Having a crush gives me the same symptoms of psychosis,

0:46:42.640 --> 0:46:49.040
<v Speaker 2>like delusions of grande. You're like, really, okay, this one

0:46:49.680 --> 0:46:52.400
<v Speaker 2>is like a thought that I had that will probably

0:46:52.440 --> 0:46:58.200
<v Speaker 2>be cut out, But I don't have it written out

0:46:58.200 --> 0:46:59.880
<v Speaker 2>in drew sy out for him, so I kind of

0:46:59.880 --> 0:47:03.439
<v Speaker 2>just I go into it a little bit. But how

0:47:03.440 --> 0:47:07.120
<v Speaker 2>do people with dementia and alzheimers still remember to be racist?

0:47:07.400 --> 0:47:12.000
<v Speaker 2>Like literally on their deathbed? Like there's still racist, Like

0:47:12.360 --> 0:47:16.640
<v Speaker 2>it's so deeply ingrained into their fucking like racist homophobic,

0:47:16.800 --> 0:47:17.640
<v Speaker 2>Like what the hell?

0:47:17.840 --> 0:47:20.400
<v Speaker 1>Like, how is that the one thing that sticks?

0:47:20.480 --> 0:47:20.680
<v Speaker 2>Like it?

0:47:21.200 --> 0:47:22.160
<v Speaker 1>It makes no sense?

0:47:22.200 --> 0:47:24.360
<v Speaker 2>And then like you'll see videos of people like walking

0:47:24.400 --> 0:47:27.520
<v Speaker 2>down halls with like their dementia or all timered out

0:47:27.640 --> 0:47:30.840
<v Speaker 2>like mom, and like you're they're walking behind her filming

0:47:30.880 --> 0:47:33.680
<v Speaker 2>and them Mom is just like you fucking fat pig,

0:47:33.760 --> 0:47:36.000
<v Speaker 2>Like I fucking hate you? Why you follow me? Freak bitch?

0:47:36.000 --> 0:47:38.120
<v Speaker 2>Like I fucking hate you, Like, leave me the fuck alone.

0:47:38.200 --> 0:47:41.279
<v Speaker 2>And then like the girls like, oh my god, like

0:47:41.280 --> 0:47:44.040
<v Speaker 2>how do how do dementia people remember to be mean?

0:47:44.280 --> 0:47:45.560
<v Speaker 2>Like I don't know.

0:47:45.600 --> 0:47:48.440
<v Speaker 1>Like, yeah, do you remember to just be evil? But

0:47:48.520 --> 0:47:50.600
<v Speaker 1>maybe that's like a sign that like that person might

0:47:50.600 --> 0:47:52.839
<v Speaker 1>have just had like a little evil in them that's

0:47:52.840 --> 0:47:55.640
<v Speaker 1>like always lingered, and like that's just the part of

0:47:55.640 --> 0:47:58.080
<v Speaker 1>their brain that still works. Like I just don't understand it.

0:47:58.640 --> 0:48:02.520
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's really crazy. Um do I got anymore? I

0:48:02.600 --> 0:48:03.400
<v Speaker 2>think that's all I have.

0:48:03.680 --> 0:48:05.480
<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to remember I said something in the car

0:48:05.520 --> 0:48:07.360
<v Speaker 1>that you were like, write that down, but I didn't.

0:48:08.040 --> 0:48:11.560
<v Speaker 1>I simply didn't, because my funniness just like you have

0:48:11.600 --> 0:48:13.200
<v Speaker 1>to be there for it, and if you're not there,

0:48:13.239 --> 0:48:15.880
<v Speaker 1>and then like I don't know what's tucky. You just

0:48:15.920 --> 0:48:18.960
<v Speaker 1>weren't there, and now you won't believe I'm funny.

0:48:19.200 --> 0:48:21.960
<v Speaker 2>Daniel Roseberry from Scaparellia.

0:48:21.280 --> 0:48:24.160
<v Speaker 1>Is fine, you writing that down.

0:48:24.400 --> 0:48:26.480
<v Speaker 2>I wanted to talk about it, but oh yeah.

0:48:26.360 --> 0:48:28.799
<v Speaker 1>You were supposed to show me people you found attractive.

0:48:28.920 --> 0:48:30.520
<v Speaker 1>And then I was gonna tell you if I like.

0:48:30.600 --> 0:48:32.600
<v Speaker 2>Agreed with you, Yeah, we'll do that next episode.

0:48:32.600 --> 0:48:36.359
<v Speaker 1>Okay, we'll do it with Josiah. Yeah, Drew said that

0:48:36.480 --> 0:48:40.040
<v Speaker 1>my taste in What did you say about my tasted men?

0:48:40.239 --> 0:48:45.520
<v Speaker 2>I don't remember exactly, but it's just really like bizarre.

0:48:45.960 --> 0:48:49.200
<v Speaker 1>Like I feel like you could probably like if we

0:48:49.239 --> 0:48:52.080
<v Speaker 1>put like five people up. I feel like if you

0:48:52.120 --> 0:48:54.120
<v Speaker 1>put five women up, I think you would easily be

0:48:54.160 --> 0:48:57.439
<v Speaker 1>able to choose who I thought was attractive. But for men,

0:48:57.719 --> 0:48:58.920
<v Speaker 1>it's just so obscure.

0:48:59.000 --> 0:49:02.359
<v Speaker 2>It's like that's the yeah, Like her attraction is just

0:49:02.520 --> 0:49:05.640
<v Speaker 2>very obscure, Like it's like down to the minute detail,

0:49:05.800 --> 0:49:10.120
<v Speaker 2>like the nosebridge. Like I've noticed like every single man

0:49:10.160 --> 0:49:12.439
<v Speaker 2>you're like, oh, he's fine, has like the exact same

0:49:12.560 --> 0:49:13.680
<v Speaker 2>like bump in their nose.

0:49:13.760 --> 0:49:28.400
<v Speaker 5>I'm like, and yeah, o oh hello, no, oh hell.

0:49:28.320 --> 0:49:30.799
<v Speaker 2>No, fuck I suck at it.

0:49:31.960 --> 0:49:33.440
<v Speaker 3>My name is Carmen Winston.

0:49:33.680 --> 0:49:35.120
<v Speaker 1>My name is Carmen Winstead.

0:49:35.200 --> 0:49:38.719
<v Speaker 3>I'm seventeen years old. I'm very similar to you. Did

0:49:38.760 --> 0:49:43.279
<v Speaker 3>I have dad? When I was seventeen years old, three

0:49:43.360 --> 0:49:48.759
<v Speaker 3>girls pushed me down a well. I got stuck down there.

0:49:50.320 --> 0:49:53.160
<v Speaker 3>Send this chain email to twenty five of your friends

0:49:53.200 --> 0:49:54.520
<v Speaker 3>or she'll come and kill you.

0:49:57.040 --> 0:49:58.799
<v Speaker 1>My name is Drew Phillips.

0:50:00.239 --> 0:50:08.440
<v Speaker 2>Ah, all right, idea of the week. We need to

0:50:08.440 --> 0:50:10.920
<v Speaker 2>have Anthony. No, we need way where we need to

0:50:10.960 --> 0:50:13.879
<v Speaker 2>have a low Anthony to record us one of those.

0:50:14.440 --> 0:50:15.960
<v Speaker 1>Do you think he would? I bet if we paid

0:50:16.000 --> 0:50:16.560
<v Speaker 1>him he would.

0:50:16.719 --> 0:50:18.920
<v Speaker 2>Hell, you don't think if we paid him? There pictures

0:50:18.960 --> 0:50:20.560
<v Speaker 2>of him that came out and I was like, oh

0:50:20.600 --> 0:50:23.120
<v Speaker 2>my god, that is a straight man like. But then

0:50:23.160 --> 0:50:25.239
<v Speaker 2>there were some pictures that I saw that I was like,

0:50:26.920 --> 0:50:29.879
<v Speaker 2>there's a little gay in him, Like he's he really

0:50:29.920 --> 0:50:31.759
<v Speaker 2>is a little gay and he's just repressing that ship.

0:50:32.680 --> 0:50:36.160
<v Speaker 2>He's like, Scared Straight. We need to start a show

0:50:36.160 --> 0:50:41.399
<v Speaker 2>called Scared Straight where it is gay people conversion therapy.

0:50:42.040 --> 0:50:44.680
<v Speaker 1>Oh. I don't think we need to though, So that's crazy.

0:50:46.040 --> 0:50:47.920
<v Speaker 1>Uh fuck, I forgot what I was gonna say.

0:50:48.280 --> 0:50:54.719
<v Speaker 2>Renegade, renegade, renegade. Oh so when I talk, it's a

0:50:54.719 --> 0:50:59.160
<v Speaker 2>little about our little I was gonna start rapping. Yeah,

0:50:59.160 --> 0:51:02.600
<v Speaker 2>I've been wrapping up on recently rap album coming soon.

0:51:03.800 --> 0:51:07.120
<v Speaker 1>My media of the week is what did we watch?

0:51:07.200 --> 0:51:07.359
<v Speaker 5>Oh?

0:51:07.400 --> 0:51:12.560
<v Speaker 1>We watched the Second Exorcist. They made a movie about

0:51:12.560 --> 0:51:16.040
<v Speaker 1>me and Oriyan. The second literally about me and Orian

0:51:16.040 --> 0:51:16.800
<v Speaker 1>in our wing bots.

0:51:17.080 --> 0:51:20.520
<v Speaker 4>Literally before you've had your coffee in the morning.

0:51:20.680 --> 0:51:23.160
<v Speaker 1>That's literally a joke Drew made while we were watching.

0:51:22.920 --> 0:51:25.359
<v Speaker 2>It, And I said, the wingbot joke.

0:51:25.800 --> 0:51:27.680
<v Speaker 1>He said the wingbot joke at the same time. Did

0:51:27.719 --> 0:51:30.160
<v Speaker 1>o Ryan tell you that? You whispered it to Oriyan

0:51:30.280 --> 0:51:32.279
<v Speaker 1>and I a second later said it and she goes

0:51:32.400 --> 0:51:34.560
<v Speaker 1>Drew literally just said that to me. So we had

0:51:34.560 --> 0:51:36.600
<v Speaker 1>the same joke at the same time. Loaded up.

0:51:37.000 --> 0:51:38.359
<v Speaker 2>Well, no, I said it first, So.

0:51:40.440 --> 0:51:43.600
<v Speaker 1>Okay, Well, I'm speaking from personal experience, so.

0:51:43.680 --> 0:51:44.719
<v Speaker 2>Like bitch me too.

0:51:47.760 --> 0:51:50.040
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, that's the only movie I.

0:51:50.040 --> 0:51:51.719
<v Speaker 2>Would throw your wing bet away. I'm gonna be.

0:51:51.760 --> 0:51:54.839
<v Speaker 1>Honest, Why oh have you been using it?

0:51:55.160 --> 0:52:01.480
<v Speaker 2>I put it on my butthole yeast infectioned my stink butt.

0:52:01.880 --> 0:52:05.959
<v Speaker 1>B B time. My media of the week is I

0:52:06.000 --> 0:52:08.839
<v Speaker 1>think I already said this The Abandoned Luncheonette album by

0:52:08.880 --> 0:52:12.440
<v Speaker 1>Daryl Hall and John Oates, and I'm still listening to

0:52:12.480 --> 0:52:16.239
<v Speaker 1>I Want You Like That album by Marvin Gaye and

0:52:18.040 --> 0:52:21.480
<v Speaker 1>oh my god, the Troy song what is It one

0:52:21.520 --> 0:52:22.600
<v Speaker 1>of Your Girls?

0:52:23.000 --> 0:52:24.440
<v Speaker 2>That song is so good.

0:52:24.840 --> 0:52:26.719
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I've been listening to that one a lot.

0:52:27.400 --> 0:52:30.000
<v Speaker 2>Look at you, look at you.

0:52:30.320 --> 0:52:32.239
<v Speaker 1>Look at you, look at me? One of your girls

0:52:32.239 --> 0:52:32.800
<v Speaker 1>by choice.

0:52:32.680 --> 0:52:37.759
<v Speaker 2>Von look around the room. It's a fine day. Opis three.

0:52:39.880 --> 0:52:46.200
<v Speaker 2>Still listening to the one on Tricks Point Never album

0:52:46.200 --> 0:52:52.600
<v Speaker 2>still listening to your boujin and Boards of Canada. I

0:52:52.600 --> 0:52:54.839
<v Speaker 2>don't have any specific songs to give y'all other than

0:52:54.880 --> 0:52:58.000
<v Speaker 2>Opus three. I will say it's a fine day. Opus

0:52:58.080 --> 0:53:02.520
<v Speaker 2>three is quite literally the best song ever made. Like,

0:53:05.480 --> 0:53:07.319
<v Speaker 2>are you certain you better not be serving count while

0:53:07.320 --> 0:53:07.880
<v Speaker 2>I'm talking to you?

0:53:09.680 --> 0:53:11.680
<v Speaker 1>You're not doing your media of the week while I'm

0:53:11.680 --> 0:53:12.960
<v Speaker 1>serving cut in front of the camera.

0:53:13.040 --> 0:53:15.640
<v Speaker 2>When I get that, better not be serving count?

0:53:16.080 --> 0:53:18.200
<v Speaker 1>Why did that joke come back up? Like I think

0:53:18.239 --> 0:53:19.720
<v Speaker 1>you said it first, you said it's.

0:53:20.040 --> 0:53:22.160
<v Speaker 2>I've just been saying it randomly, and then you'd like

0:53:22.239 --> 0:53:23.600
<v Speaker 2>say it back to me, and then I say it

0:53:23.600 --> 0:53:25.319
<v Speaker 2>back to you, and we say it four times in

0:53:25.320 --> 0:53:25.640
<v Speaker 2>a row.

0:53:25.760 --> 0:53:27.640
<v Speaker 1>It's the same thing as when we see something we're like,

0:53:27.680 --> 0:53:29.600
<v Speaker 1>okay me when I'm and then we just describe what

0:53:29.600 --> 0:53:32.240
<v Speaker 1>we're looking at it. I think because we were.

0:53:32.120 --> 0:53:34.879
<v Speaker 2>In there when I'm a hydroflask with a du we

0:53:34.880 --> 0:53:35.520
<v Speaker 2>were in the.

0:53:37.400 --> 0:53:38.000
<v Speaker 1>Who was that?

0:53:38.239 --> 0:53:38.359
<v Speaker 4>All?

0:53:38.440 --> 0:53:41.000
<v Speaker 1>Right? Well, thank you guys for watching somebody. I saw

0:53:41.000 --> 0:53:43.920
<v Speaker 1>somebody be like the way and you cuts the podcast

0:53:44.080 --> 0:53:46.239
<v Speaker 1>off every time scares the funk out of me because

0:53:46.239 --> 0:53:47.160
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, all right, guys.

0:53:47.000 --> 0:53:53.239
<v Speaker 2>By like literally, but we watched the Exorcists and forty X,

0:53:53.480 --> 0:53:55.800
<v Speaker 2>and that movie would have been terrible if it didn't

0:53:55.800 --> 0:53:56.640
<v Speaker 2>have forty X.

0:53:56.920 --> 0:53:59.920
<v Speaker 1>Every movie should be in forty X. It's so fucking funny.

0:53:59.680 --> 0:54:02.640
<v Speaker 2>Like This New World. Yeah, it literally is.

0:54:02.080 --> 0:54:04.359
<v Speaker 1>The theme part. But yeah, I literally have nothing else

0:54:04.360 --> 0:54:06.000
<v Speaker 1>to say, so fuck you boy

0:54:32.520 --> 0:54:32.560
<v Speaker 4>M