Speaker 1: Welcome to this episode of Emergency Intercom. I'm Drew, I'm Anya.
Speaker 2: And we're just here to have like a beautiful time
Speaker 2: spread misinformation as I do best.
Speaker 1: I know that is your that's your thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I hold my whole stick and it's spreading this information.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 2: Well, what were we just talking about that I wanted
Speaker 2: to talk about Naked Attraction. Yes, Naked Attraction. So there
Speaker 2: is this show that we have been binging, Like, I
Speaker 2: think we might actually be the fastest completion time of
Speaker 2: this show ever. Like when we're just sitting in the
Speaker 2: living room, like and we have homies over, we'll just
Speaker 2: be like, Yo, have you heard of this show Naked Attraction.
Speaker 2: It's like this old BBC show that like just gets
Speaker 2: naked and you see naked bodies on TV and like
Speaker 2: everyone's like there's no fucking way, but there are. There
Speaker 2: is a show on HBO Max where you can just
Speaker 2: see naked bodies. But it's like normal to them because
Speaker 2: they have like they don't have like insecurities about their
Speaker 2: bodies and shit.
Speaker 1: Also, the standards of like showing your body, Like I
Speaker 1: think the ideas of the naked body are like different
Speaker 1: in Europe.
Speaker 2: Which is literally how it should be. Yeah, but like
Speaker 2: we have just been told to be afraid of our
Speaker 2: body and stay dressed in clothed at all times because
Speaker 2: capitalism they make money off of you if you clothe
Speaker 2: your body.
Speaker 1: So that's why we should all get naked. Yes, that's
Speaker 1: our big takeaway from this episode today. No matter what
Speaker 1: conversation comes up, just know that what we want.
Speaker 2: Is specifically women.
Speaker 1: Oh men, actually show that show. I am not kidding,
Speaker 1: Like I cannot stress enough. When I'm eating and watching
Speaker 1: that show and it's all naked men on the board,
Speaker 1: I literally lose my appetite.
Speaker 2: Like it's like.
Speaker 1: Really hard to watch and it's so gross. It is
Speaker 1: literally so jarring, and it actually like, no, it makes
Speaker 1: me sick. Like I was eating and I was so
Speaker 1: fucking hungry, and we came home and we started watching
Speaker 1: it with Josh, and I literally was like, oh my god.
Speaker 1: I was like eating my poke bowl and I had
Speaker 1: to put it in the fridge and eat like saltine
Speaker 1: crackers because eating like flavorful food while looking at those
Speaker 1: naked bodies like of those men was actually scaring me because.
Speaker 2: Like, ironically, I feel the exact same way about the
Speaker 2: women I don't know. I just don't disgusts me to
Speaker 2: look at women.
Speaker 1: Is that because you just believe in like like the
Speaker 1: like the not sexualizing women's bodies and it feels like, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: I knew it came from a feminist place.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 2: I will say, though, like the that show is really
Speaker 2: unironically good for like the male psyche. And that's where
Speaker 2: I'll leave that, because like there's a bunch of like
Speaker 2: normal fucking looking penises on there, and all you see
Speaker 2: and porn and television and shit are like monster fucking
Speaker 2: giant hogs. And then I'm saying that, like I don't
Speaker 2: have a monster fucking hog between these I because.
Speaker 1: It's, if anything, you are the beauty standard. You're hurting
Speaker 1: your fellow piers exactly.
Speaker 2: I'm slinging me bro.
Speaker 1: I would. I could say the same about the women though,
Speaker 1: because like everybody on there like is just like your
Speaker 1: average person. And I'm like, okay, cool, I am not
Speaker 1: supposed to be shaped like literally an i'mvu character. My
Speaker 1: body is normal, Like I am fine, I'm fine.
Speaker 2: Well, I think all women should have like really thick thighs,
Speaker 2: giant but big boobs and like a four inch waist,
Speaker 2: like I think women.
Speaker 1: I think if someone had a four inch they'd be
Speaker 1: like perished, Like they would.
Speaker 2: Be like like okay.
Speaker 1: I'm just like really confused with your like standards, like
Speaker 1: do you love them or do you hate them?
Speaker 2: I think they should be naked all the time.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, I mean that didn't answer the question, I guess,
Speaker 1: but yeah, that show is awesome. If you are not
Speaker 1: a child, you should watch it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, literally, but it did like raise a lot of
Speaker 2: like people were like, get this.
Speaker 1: Shit off the airwaves, like what the fuck is this? Demonic?
Speaker 2: Like Americans were like what the fuck is this? But
Speaker 2: like it's just like the VI.
Speaker 1: I will say, it does make sense for it to
Speaker 1: get flack because it is like, at the end of
Speaker 1: the day, like it is crazy to just put naked
Speaker 1: people in front of you be like you're ugly, your
Speaker 1: balls are gross. I don't like that. I don't like that.
Speaker 2: But okay.
Speaker 1: My one thing is they always describe Kouchi as nice
Speaker 1: and tidy. They're like that's clean and tidy, like, oh,
Speaker 1: she's got a tidy little fanny.
Speaker 2: Like you.
Speaker 1: Know, mighty Like I like that. I like that sneak
Speaker 1: and tidy and took away and tidy did I know?
Speaker 1: And I'm like, well, first of all, they said about
Speaker 1: every pussy that's on screen, and I'm.
Speaker 4: Ever called a gosh, no, this isn't that.
Speaker 2: I think that's like that misinformation.
Speaker 4: Is that misinformation?
Speaker 1: I think I have heard that term dude. Actually some
Speaker 1: of the dudes on there, some of the dudes when
Speaker 1: they get kicked off, they're like, you know, she's not
Speaker 1: my copper tea, but she's got a banging rack on
Speaker 1: that board. Dingy, somebody is a shame, like I will say,
Speaker 1: and I'm just like.
Speaker 2: Wow, I fucking share in the bird.
Speaker 1: There was one guy in season six.
Speaker 4: Every time Drew does that, I have like an out
Speaker 4: of body experience. I like to associate it.
Speaker 1: When you do that, you seem like you turn into
Speaker 1: a robot chicken, like like toy. Does that make sense?
Speaker 1: Don't kids? Do people still watch robot chicken? Don't think
Speaker 1: robot chicken exists?
Speaker 4: I think so they want scubity toilet, that's the robot chicken.
Speaker 2: Wait, what is it? You're so popular? How does it go?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna no, it's a smig for the picture. You're
Speaker 1: so pretty, You're so popular. I don't know and don't
Speaker 1: even You're so rasy.
Speaker 4: Its like a w Ohio version.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, exactly, You're so scibbity, you're so phantom text.
Speaker 4: Okay, what does the Ohio thing mean, Drew?
Speaker 2: I know only in Ohio. Well, it goes back a very,
Speaker 2: very long time. And that's all I have to give
Speaker 2: to you.
Speaker 1: My name is Carmen Winston. My name is Carmen Winston.
Speaker 1: I'm seventeen years old. I'm very similar to you. Did
Speaker 1: I mention that I'm dead? You're really good at it.
Speaker 1: I was trying to tell Drew that that's what he
Speaker 1: should be for Halloween because we've been discussing. I know,
Speaker 1: next week is the Halloween episode of we've discussing what
Speaker 1: we are. I already know what I am because I'm
Speaker 1: basic and I'm silly and it's gonna be cute.
Speaker 2: I haven't costume.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we have a costume for Drew, but I think
Speaker 1: we should keep an open mind if something else comes up.
Speaker 1: But I was like, he should be Carmen Winston for Halloween.
Speaker 1: But the only picture of her Winston Winstead. But the
Speaker 1: only picture of her is a picture of a child
Speaker 1: who is definitely alive. And just like it was back
Speaker 1: in like og before AI because now if something like
Speaker 1: that happened, they could just be like make dead girl
Speaker 1: whatever and like a I would make a new person.
Speaker 1: But it was back when people would just grab a
Speaker 1: random face and be like, bitch, that's fucking.
Speaker 2: It's crazy, like all of the creepy pastas. I watched
Speaker 2: like a video of like the original photos of like
Speaker 2: the creepy pastas, like you know, like what is the
Speaker 2: smiling jack one? What is his name?
Speaker 1: I don't know, but that's what one of.
Speaker 2: The Basically like they're all just normal fucking pictures that
Speaker 2: look kind of beat that someone saw and then just
Speaker 2: edited the fuck out of it.
Speaker 1: That's literally us with the goal.
Speaker 2: I was going to say, like that's us with a
Speaker 2: certain someone that we don't need to talk about, but yeah,
Speaker 2: literally it's it was the internet, early days of the Internet,
Speaker 2: like forum Internet was so crazy, Like I want to
Speaker 2: go back, take me back.
Speaker 1: We have been on a crazy reality TV kick. We
Speaker 1: never tap into reality TV and we just bitch, Oh
Speaker 1: my god. I don't know if anybody actually took what
Speaker 1: we said and went and watched Love is Blind that
Speaker 1: like I could have watched eighteen more hours of that
Speaker 1: shit Like that was literally the best brain raw I've
Speaker 1: consumed in a very long time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just so drama filled in messy boots, and
Speaker 2: like the reunion episode was everything I wanted it to be.
Speaker 2: There were some things that were left out that I
Speaker 2: was like, I want clarity on that, But it completely
Speaker 2: shifted my perspective on sign I know people that I
Speaker 2: was like, oh, you're evil, but no, it like completely
Speaker 2: shifted and I was like, no, I'm happy for your.
Speaker 1: Yeah, everyone, I'm like, you're relatively normal, but JP is
Speaker 1: the killer.
Speaker 2: JP. You're watching you know me?
Speaker 1: But that motherfucker is the killer. Okay, but we can.
Speaker 2: Move on with Wicked. But I want to talk about waterbeds.
Speaker 2: What were we doing, like literally what was like I still.
Speaker 1: Never touched or interacted with a waterbed, and that was
Speaker 1: to me a sign of luxury. Two things won a waterbed,
Speaker 1: the idea that somebody out there could afford a waterbed
Speaker 1: was a sign of luxury too. I realized that, like
Speaker 1: this puts into perspective like my family situation. But I
Speaker 1: had a homegirl who was godmom was like twenty four
Speaker 1: and bought a brand new Toyota Corolla, and I was like, fuck,
Speaker 1: if only we were that rich. Like I literally was like, fuck,
Speaker 1: I wish we could have a new Toyota Corolla and
Speaker 1: that car like it, it's like a twenty ten Toyota
Speaker 1: Corolla in red. That car was the like that was
Speaker 1: the sign of wealth to me. That was silent Was
Speaker 1: it called like silent wealth? Yeah, that was silent wealth
Speaker 1: to me.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was like, damn, that's crazy.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well the only reason I brought it up was
Speaker 2: because I like had this like deep, deep, deep seated
Speaker 2: like memory in my brain of me interacting with a
Speaker 2: waterbed when I was like four or five, and I
Speaker 2: realized that my mamma and granddad had a fucking waterbed
Speaker 2: for like the first six year. No, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: They were like freaky as fuck. And then I just
Speaker 2: like went on a deep dive of waterbeds, and like
Speaker 2: everyone who had them when they were younger were like
Speaker 2: it was literally the worst thing like I've ever slept on.
Speaker 2: Like literally imagine just sleeping on water in plastic and
Speaker 2: like so like think of an air mattress and like
Speaker 2: when you sleep on an air mattress all night, you
Speaker 2: sink into it a little bit. It's the same idea
Speaker 2: with waterbeds, except it's water and really fucking heavy, so
Speaker 2: you get like trapped in this like fucking like divot
Speaker 2: in the waterbed, and they were like it was like
Speaker 2: impossible for me to get out sometimes, like I would
Speaker 2: have to call for help get out of my bed
Speaker 2: because I was like inside of it. And then they
Speaker 2: were like also like filling it up was really terrifying
Speaker 2: because like you can explode the waterbed or whatever. But yeah,
Speaker 2: I remember playing. I remember I was not allowed to
Speaker 2: fucking touch that waterbed, Like I was not allowed anywhere
Speaker 2: near it because I was like a toddler and I
Speaker 2: would just jump on water.
Speaker 1: It's expensive, I feel like, actually, not that I think
Speaker 1: about it, they should be cheap because it's literally a
Speaker 1: big plastic balloon and you're filling it with the water.
Speaker 2: I think they were pretty expensive, like at the time,
Speaker 2: like because they were just like gimmicky. They were like, yeah,
Speaker 2: exactly the best leap of your life. But also imagine
Speaker 2: having doing like s on that. Like what I'm saying,
Speaker 2: they're freaks.
Speaker 1: They're they're they're moving with the motion of the ocean.
Speaker 1: You know that kind of like they were literally.
Speaker 2: Like, it's not the size but the motion of th ocean.
Speaker 1: No one's ever said that to you, because you've got.
Speaker 2: That slinging meat hog hog water. But yeah, I remember
Speaker 2: playing on it one time and I literally like it
Speaker 2: was the same night that I chased my sister around
Speaker 2: with a knife after watching Billy and Mandy. And have
Speaker 2: I ever said that?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, then you're because then your grandparents were. Your
Speaker 1: grandpa was like, you're never watching that show again. It's evil.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I mean it literally was like I was watching clips
Speaker 2: back of it. It's like actually an evil show. Like
Speaker 2: there's like an evil demon rabbit that's like tough Love.
Speaker 2: Have you ever heard of it?
Speaker 1: And he starts beating this show like he looks really cute,
Speaker 1: and then they'll do the zoom ins and he'll say
Speaker 1: something evil.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then donn Yeah, basic.
Speaker 1: I've never seen Donnie Darko. I've never seen Donnie dark show.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna watch it this week, I think. But I
Speaker 1: was thinking about that. I was like, I've never seen
Speaker 1: any James do Wall movie. And I saw him at
Speaker 1: the Slow Dive concert and he was staring at me
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh my God, I'm gonna act
Speaker 1: like I know who the fuck he is right now. Like,
Speaker 1: so we went to Slow Dive and it was amazing.
Speaker 2: It was so good, literally, and you're like, got me
Speaker 2: tickets because there's a lot of her history there. Basically,
Speaker 2: when my brother died, we went back to Texas and
Speaker 2: you're like, came with me and we were driving up
Speaker 2: and down these streets like literally going like one hundred
Speaker 2: and twenty miles per hour, like literally so dangerous. Don't
Speaker 2: do that. I'm not bragging. It was literally Basically I was.
Speaker 1: Thinking about that the other day when I was getting
Speaker 1: ready and I was like, that's the kind of shit
Speaker 1: that like you look back on and you're like, that
Speaker 1: is so immature.
Speaker 2: The roads were empty. It was like fuck nowhere, the
Speaker 2: fuck middle of nowhere, Texas, Like these roads like didn't
Speaker 2: we did not see a single soul on it for
Speaker 2: like the hour and a half we were driving up
Speaker 2: and down this road. But there are two songs in
Speaker 2: particular that when those songs came on, like, I was like,
Speaker 2: we listened to them over and over again and it's
Speaker 2: slow mo and star roving and I literally still to
Speaker 2: this day cannot listen to those songs without just like
Speaker 2: sobbing my eyes out uncontrollably. And at the concert, I
Speaker 2: was literally like boohoo crying and I've never cried out
Speaker 2: a concert ever in my life, and I was literally
Speaker 2: just so like before it, I was like, I'm not
Speaker 2: even gonna fucking cry, like I thought I was the
Speaker 2: week leading up, but like when we were getting there,
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, like I feel nothing right now,
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna cry, and I still crowed.
Speaker 1: I rowed. It was so good. I love concerts so much,
Speaker 1: Like I'm I've been on a big concert kick, like
Speaker 1: I'm going to every concert. I can find tickets too,
Speaker 1: but fuck resellers because concert tickets are way too expensive
Speaker 1: right now. It's actually fucking insane, like even for smaller concerts,
Speaker 1: like why is this ticket one hundred dollars?
Speaker 2: I think we're literally like hitting the peak of it
Speaker 2: because like Travis Scott's tour, like obviously Boughts bought all
Speaker 2: those tickets and everyone's like I'm not going to that shit,
Speaker 2: like what and then last minute they're like I'm gonna go.
Speaker 2: But like the resellers bought too many, so the ticket
Speaker 2: prices are so fucking low for his tour, which is
Speaker 2: like crazy, that's like Travis Scott.
Speaker 1: And it's also crazy for resell tickets. Yeah to like
Speaker 1: an arena tour, those are usually so expensive.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but just buy the ticket. If you're really wanting
Speaker 2: to go, just buy the tickets an hour before the show.
Speaker 2: It's literally a cheet could.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know. That's what I want to get on,
Speaker 1: is like buying it right before, but then what if
Speaker 1: they're sold out? But that's like really rare that, like
Speaker 1: there's not even one person reselling tips, Like come.
Speaker 4: On, okay.
Speaker 2: Another person I want to talk about is Susan fucking Boyle.
Speaker 1: Boy That like name sounds familiar, but I don't know
Speaker 1: if I know who Susan Boyle is.
Speaker 2: She's the like it's like don't judge a book by
Speaker 2: its cover, like Underdog Story on American Idol, where like everyone.
Speaker 1: Was I do remember Susan Boyle.
Speaker 2: Yeah, everyone was, like for the people who don't know,
Speaker 2: she was like this girl on American Idol or whatever,
Speaker 2: one of those British got talent or whatever. I don't
Speaker 2: fucking know. She was like not the most beautiful woman
Speaker 2: you've ever seen, and everyone immediately clocked her for it,
Speaker 2: and was just writing her off and just being like
Speaker 2: dicks about it. And then she got on there and
Speaker 2: sang her put her whole fucking pussy into that song
Speaker 2: like Susan Boyle put her puts the end of that
Speaker 2: fucking performance like she ate down and she won over
Speaker 2: Simon Cowell, who is melting in front of us. He's
Speaker 2: literally actively melting. We need to study him. His lizards
Speaker 2: him for years of all. His lizard skin is melting
Speaker 2: off of his face, like his it's really really scared.
Speaker 1: How old is he? I feel like he's been fifty
Speaker 1: for like twenty years.
Speaker 2: I think he's probably sixty five.
Speaker 1: But yeah, she ate down my brain just like did
Speaker 1: the thing where you like glance at something and it
Speaker 1: replaces it, And I thought it said that he was
Speaker 1: ninety four years ago.
Speaker 2: His skin is melting.
Speaker 1: No, he's sixty.
Speaker 2: Four, but whoa, yeah, dude, That's what I'm saying. Like
Speaker 2: something is seriously when you can look into that.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, he looks amazing.
Speaker 2: But didn't she have like really gnarly Uh it was
Speaker 2: the X factor, But didn't she have like a gnarly
Speaker 2: controversy or something like or was that just like tabloids
Speaker 2: just making shit up to like ruin this woman's life?
Speaker 2: Who just got said in fame?
Speaker 1: I don't know, but like, does she make music?
Speaker 2: Like she did make music?
Speaker 4: She uh stormed the Capitol.
Speaker 2: She she was at the insurrection? Why was she there? Bro?
Speaker 4: She's British dude, nobody knows.
Speaker 1: Damn she has five hundred k weekly listeners. Wait, she's popping.
Speaker 4: Okay holes apart?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I helped write that about Drew he wait,
Speaker 1: she eats dream to Dream the time?
Speaker 2: God, boy, do you know that song that's what she sings.
Speaker 1: Well, that song has thirty two million streams. So there's
Speaker 1: people out there who listen to Suzanne.
Speaker 2: Boyle, Susan Boyle. She was such a heavy fucking card
Speaker 2: getting that last name Boyle fucking boil. Some people have
Speaker 2: it so hard, like literally.
Speaker 1: That's insane. There's so many people out there who make
Speaker 1: music who I literally don't understand, Like who wait when
Speaker 1: you look up, So Suzanne Boyle, the first song that
Speaker 1: comes off is anal Queen.
Speaker 2: Oh so maybe she did rap at.
Speaker 1: Like it's like Susanne ainal Queen, I dreamed to dream
Speaker 1: anal Queen.
Speaker 2: But like, but yeah, I think she Oh wait, yeah,
Speaker 2: she went to a psychiatric hospital.
Speaker 1: Well that's up. So thank you guys so much for listening,
Speaker 1: Thank you for tuning in.
Speaker 2: No, I also wanted to talk about perfume in middle school.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Like, okay, so we all know like the nasty, stinky
Speaker 2: boys who didn't shower after football practice in the morning
Speaker 2: and just went to the locker room and sprayed like
Speaker 2: a disgusting amount of acts all over their bodies or
Speaker 2: links like they would go just like I was a
Speaker 2: part of the problem, like s like just doing it,
Speaker 2: and like I want to see the correlation to people
Speaker 2: who have like something wrong with them mentally and how
Speaker 2: much acts they poured on their body when they were younger,
Speaker 2: because like that shit is suffocating, like literally like the
Speaker 2: exhausted you.
Speaker 1: Literally just said you were one of those people. So
Speaker 1: you're the example of fucking That's.
Speaker 2: What I'm saying. There's gotta be a correlation or a pipeline.
Speaker 1: Now, you were further proving your point because you were
Speaker 1: conspiracizing that the reason something is wrong with you mentally
Speaker 1: is because of your axe you Yes, yes, I mean
Speaker 1: there is a whole thing about what's that one burned
Speaker 1: of deodorant that menus the red one old spice. Old
Speaker 1: spices literally gives chemical.
Speaker 2: But I've had them in high school. I had chemical
Speaker 2: burns all over my armpits and they were like bloody
Speaker 2: and blistery and it hurts so fucking bad. And I
Speaker 2: didn't know what was causing it, and they kept using
Speaker 2: it until I saw like an article talking about it.
Speaker 1: What men are so fucking stupid because I literally somebody
Speaker 1: I dated had the same thing, literally had chemical burns
Speaker 1: under his armpit because of old spice, and he was like, dude,
Speaker 1: this this deodorant just burns me. Like I don't know
Speaker 1: what I'm supposed to do. I was like, throw it
Speaker 1: away and get a different brand of deodorant, Like what
Speaker 1: is happening? And I had to physically throw it away
Speaker 1: and go with it to buy new deodorant, Like why
Speaker 1: do I do that?
Speaker 2: I feel like that's unacceptable. That's a grown ass man.
Speaker 2: I was a child, dude. Let's get that straight. Let's
Speaker 2: get that straight. Motherfuckers. Oh you fucking I thought.
Speaker 1: You were seventeen though, So you're.
Speaker 2: Yeah, high school three years ago. That's when I just
Speaker 2: have you graduated already. Yeah, I got my ged.
Speaker 1: Oh, so you dropped out and then you got a GED.
Speaker 2: No, I got my GED early. I did a bunch
Speaker 2: of AP in college. I'm actually a senior in college
Speaker 2: right now too.
Speaker 1: Okay, so did you start college?
Speaker 4: Oh that's aggressive.
Speaker 2: When I was freshman, I had started AP and dual
Speaker 2: credit classes.
Speaker 1: But yeah, men are so away for like that, Like, bitch,
Speaker 1: throw that shit away and move on, Like what is
Speaker 1: wrong with you?
Speaker 4: When I was when I went to middle school, I
Speaker 4: went to a new middle school after sixth grade, and
Speaker 4: I was like the new kid. I didn't have any friends,
Speaker 4: and this one kid who's like the coolest kid in
Speaker 4: seventh grade was like, you should come to my house
Speaker 4: after school today, like you're sick, and I was like okay, tight,
Speaker 4: Like I made a friend. He's cool, he has cloud.
Speaker 4: I go to his house and then immediately he's like, dude, like,
Speaker 4: do you know that you can make bombs out of
Speaker 4: aluminium and bleach?
Speaker 2: Oh? I did that all the time. The shake like yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I did that.
Speaker 4: For the next like three hours, he was just like
Speaker 4: building bombs and then he's like, dude, on board with this.
Speaker 4: So then he had like a brother who is I
Speaker 4: guess like ten at the time, and he was like,
Speaker 4: let's smoke bron let's smoke on my brother. And I
Speaker 4: was like with what, Like what are you? What the
Speaker 4: fuck are you talking about? And then he was like, dude,
Speaker 4: I do this all the time. It's really sad.
Speaker 2: Stop does he We had axe sores to where we
Speaker 2: would tape the top down and.
Speaker 4: He tapes the fucking axe, can't, throws into his brother's room,
Speaker 4: runs around and locks the door, and his brother's like screaming.
Speaker 2: Thing, it's crazy. It was crazy, and we would have ax.
Speaker 4: Or I'm now thinking like what what did his brother
Speaker 4: end up like to do it?
Speaker 1: Literally inhaling Like it's literally like inhaling a whipp it.
Speaker 1: I feel like I feel like it's the same, Like
Speaker 1: it has to do the same thing to your brain,
Speaker 1: like if you're just like suffocating yourself.
Speaker 2: With something like that, Me and all my home means
Speaker 2: literally are all freaks. So like it makes sense because
Speaker 2: we would do the same thing. We would have axe
Speaker 2: wars where we would like build forts and then spray
Speaker 2: each other with acts and shit. Then it graduated the
Speaker 2: spray paint and then it became bullying, and it's one
Speaker 2: of my biggest regrets in my life as I spray
Speaker 2: painted a kid and then he had school next day. Yeah,
Speaker 2: like no, I like I spray painted him, like it
Speaker 2: it's really nut show. Like we we were like, let's
Speaker 2: let's have a spray paint battle, and then me and
Speaker 2: my friends like teamed up against him. It was really
Speaker 2: really dark and like do you know him? So yeah,
Speaker 2: yeah we're still friends. Like I literally apologized for all
Speaker 2: of it because I was like I was evil, y'all,
Speaker 2: Like it was really bad. But yeah, we used to
Speaker 2: do the bombs where you would get tenfoil and then it's,
Speaker 2: uh the works It's called the works bomb and then
Speaker 2: like there's like a chemical reaction where it like expands
Speaker 2: the bottom and like explodes. But we also used to
Speaker 2: shoot the cans of acts with bebies and explode them.
Speaker 2: They wouldn't be they might have been fire. There wasn't
Speaker 2: fire now. But then going like I.
Speaker 1: Would get in so much trouble because when my dad
Speaker 1: would actually go and get me like a victorious secrets
Speaker 1: like body spray, and I would come back home and
Speaker 1: it was fucking empty because I would be in classic
Speaker 1: like on all my friends going to the bathroom being
Speaker 1: like let's go to the bathroom and put on our perfume.
Speaker 1: But really we were just literally soaking each other down
Speaker 1: with it, and we would literally start to smell, like
Speaker 1: literally some of that perfume reminds me of the smell
Speaker 1: when you leave like piss in a litter box too long,
Speaker 1: Like it literally like it's literally ammonia, Like it is
Speaker 1: a crazy fucking scent. And the fact that like we
Speaker 1: were also why did teachers get so mad about is
Speaker 1: like using it in classic bitches.
Speaker 2: Because you were literally gassing out the class, like you
Speaker 2: were causing problems like that shit, That's what that was.
Speaker 2: My original point was, like we get made fun of
Speaker 2: for our ax use, like y'all weren't doing the same
Speaker 2: fucking thing with that glitter perfume, Like it was.
Speaker 1: Such a vibe though the glitter perfume also, like school
Speaker 1: in general just smelled like maple syrup, fart bombs, and
Speaker 1: then a mix of like the worst perfumes on the planet.
Speaker 2: Like that's all just breakfast in general.
Speaker 1: Like I hated that smell. I hated getting to school
Speaker 1: in the morning because I don't like the smell of
Speaker 1: maple syrup, especially that fake ass one that comes in
Speaker 1: the fucking like McDonald's little one, and school would just
Speaker 1: smell like that, like you knew if a kid had
Speaker 1: breakfast at school that morning because they just smelt like
Speaker 1: a pancake. You smell like a pancake and out of
Speaker 1: my face like it was so wide sticks.
Speaker 2: Oh that shit hit I literally my entirety. I'm not
Speaker 2: gonna talk about that. I'll tell you all that later though.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, oh wow.
Speaker 2: I just never ate in high school.
Speaker 1: Oh I didn't either.
Speaker 2: I did not eat school lunch and I would eat
Speaker 2: two meals when I got home.
Speaker 4: Yeah, chicken nuggets every day?
Speaker 2: Your every day?
Speaker 4: Eat chicken nuggets every day?
Speaker 1: Did your school have chicken nuggets every day?
Speaker 4: Yes, seriously yes, and I would eat them every day.
Speaker 1: Actually, see when there was like a good thing like
Speaker 1: chicken nuggets or something, I was fucking that shit up.
Speaker 1: Or they would give us like fake ass chickens with
Speaker 1: no mayo, no lettuce. It was just the bun and like.
Speaker 4: My chicken us were like half frozen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like hockey pops.
Speaker 4: You have to like all them in your car.
Speaker 2: My school had a Subway, a Chipotle, a Dominoes, and
Speaker 2: a Chick fil.
Speaker 1: Are you trying to think of something else to know.
Speaker 2: I'm not I'm not even kidding. We had, but we
Speaker 2: had like yeah, you know, we had like dupes of it.
Speaker 2: Like our Chipotle was like shitty like cafeteria food, but
Speaker 2: they would wrap it up into burritos for you and
Speaker 2: it was like thirty dollars.
Speaker 1: If the layout of your school lunch like place your cafeteria.
Speaker 2: The cafeteria was like this and then along this side
Speaker 2: of the wall was like four different like lines that
Speaker 2: you could line up in and you would like so
Speaker 2: like burrito line was this side, then the pizza line
Speaker 2: was this side, and then like the regular lunch food
Speaker 2: was this side, and then like the chick fil A
Speaker 2: and sandwich making spot was like this side. But they
Speaker 2: had actually did you.
Speaker 1: Literally they went to high school musical Like what the fuck?
Speaker 2: They actually had real Chick fil at sandwiches like, but
Speaker 2: they would sell out so fucking fast, that is insane.
Speaker 1: My cafeteria school was you get in there's two lines
Speaker 1: and it's the same fucking slop shit on each side,
Speaker 1: and you just had to wait in line. And if
Speaker 1: you went to the front to like go see what
Speaker 1: there was before you got in line, you would get
Speaker 1: yelled at because they'd be like, get to the back
Speaker 1: of the line, so you had to wait in the
Speaker 1: line just to get to the front and see that
Speaker 1: it was like cold ass fucking green beans, like a
Speaker 1: shitty like empty like pizza that had like no marinaros.
Speaker 2: On it, like sausage pizza. The little fucking nodes of
Speaker 2: sausage was like actually they looked like moles that were
Speaker 2: removed from the lunch ladies backs. Like they were literally
Speaker 2: so fucking nasty, Like I can't and kids ate that
Speaker 2: shit up. I was like, you're freaks. But the kids
Speaker 2: that ran to the lunch room like I want to
Speaker 2: see where they're at today, Like they were about that shit.
Speaker 2: They were all like the weirdos with like the roller
Speaker 2: back backs, but like where are they? Like do you
Speaker 2: know what I mean? Like they're on fucking computer people.
Speaker 1: Who like needed to be at the front of the line.
Speaker 1: I'm like, that shitty food is going to be there
Speaker 1: for the next forty minutes a roller backpack? Did you? Actually?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I did high school but in fifth grade and
Speaker 4: this really big kid would always kick it really Also,
Speaker 4: I brought like a teddy bear to school, like way
Speaker 4: too late into my like elementary school years, and I
Speaker 4: had a roly backpack with a teddy bear that would
Speaker 4: like his head would stick out, and this kid would
Speaker 4: just kick the ship out of it.
Speaker 1: And that's sweet actually a factor you being a like both.
Speaker 4: They're sweet because I'm the underdog and I'm the main character. Okay,
Speaker 4: no matter what.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you've ever watched a movie, but
Speaker 1: usually the that's not how.
Speaker 4: That the kid with thely backpack is not.
Speaker 1: The well have got. It's crazy that like schools make
Speaker 1: kids pay for lunch like they're there was like nothing
Speaker 1: more humiliating.
Speaker 2: Did y'all have book covers? What do you mean like
Speaker 2: the Nylon book covers? Yeah, oh my god, dude, that.
Speaker 1: Was like stretchy ones.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was like a currency in my school, like
Speaker 2: and I remember, like I was so fucking swagged out,
Speaker 2: Like that's when I knew that I was cooler than
Speaker 2: everybody else. Still, am don't fucking play. Was when I
Speaker 2: had like all the cool book covers and then I
Speaker 2: had that side satchel bag where my binders and books
Speaker 2: would sit in school.
Speaker 1: You would have got beat the funk up because that
Speaker 1: is so embarrassing.
Speaker 2: Like kids who like, no, I was mumu coded, Like
Speaker 2: what are you talking about? Like yeah, like I had
Speaker 2: the mu meu side satchel like it was.
Speaker 4: That was the evolution. It was the roly backpack to
Speaker 4: the thing that you strap across your chest. I thought
Speaker 4: it was like a messenger bag or something, messenger bag.
Speaker 1: I didn't know anybody who had those, Like who was
Speaker 1: like cool who had those?
Speaker 2: So my school was different so it was cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. It feels like you remembered that
Speaker 1: because I was saying you bullied, and then you had
Speaker 1: like a moment where you remembered being bullied, and then
Speaker 1: you brought that up.
Speaker 4: The narrative has shifted. Yeah, you were the person blowing
Speaker 4: people a second ago, and now you're no.
Speaker 2: No, I was. I was wicked, like I wasn't like
Speaker 2: I wasn't like a normal bully. I was like I
Speaker 2: would like, I was like psychological, Like I was like
Speaker 2: a psychological bully. Like I told this kid he had
Speaker 2: squades one time and they didn't like, sob squirrel aids
Speaker 2: for those like and dude, I still feel bad about that.
Speaker 2: And then like the teacher sent me out to the
Speaker 2: hall and I was like oh, I was devastated, and
Speaker 2: then like, yeah, I spray painted him. I threw like
Speaker 2: basketballs at him all the time, and then like, oh, dude,
Speaker 2: actually I don't want to tell that one. That one's mean.
Speaker 1: Well, what I was saying is why the fuck do
Speaker 1: they make children pay for lunch at school? Because that
Speaker 1: is so gnarly. I will never forget going, Like there
Speaker 1: was nothing more humiliating than getting to the front with
Speaker 1: your tray of food and then then putting in your
Speaker 1: number and looking at you and being like you don't
Speaker 1: have any money and taking your tray away from you
Speaker 1: why and giving you cereal and milk, And I was like,
Speaker 1: that is so humiliating, Like each time I would fucking
Speaker 1: cry and be so embarrassed, and just like you're always
Speaker 1: in line with a friend behind you, and like then
Speaker 1: your friend just goes and gets their food, and now
Speaker 1: you're walking with like a thing of cereal and milk
Speaker 1: and your friend has all their fucking hot food and
Speaker 1: you're just.
Speaker 2: Like, dude, it's really gnarly, Like if you think about it,
Speaker 2: like we would rather our children's starve than fucking let
Speaker 2: them eat a two dollars meal that costs two max
Speaker 2: two dollars, but like what, like, actually, what are you.
Speaker 1: Gonna do give my trade to another kid? They would
Speaker 1: just throw my fucking try out, like you might as
Speaker 1: well just give it to.
Speaker 2: Me, Like yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: We had like I'm hungry.
Speaker 2: We had really sweet lunch ladies, like I love my
Speaker 2: lunch ladies. Like if, like my parents forgot to put
Speaker 2: money on my account or something, they would just be like,
Speaker 2: you can pay me next time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they would let you go sometimes, but like I
Speaker 1: was one of the kids who would always like be like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have money next week. Sorry, and they're like,
Speaker 1: You're not gonna have money next week? No, And then.
Speaker 2: Brooke Brooke, no money, no bitches, no swag, Broke bro
Speaker 2: I had a lot.
Speaker 1: Of friends who fed me so and I'll never forget
Speaker 1: that kindness that was shared to me. And it was
Speaker 1: a lot of friends who had fallings out with, falling
Speaker 1: out with and then I had to fight them anyway.
Speaker 2: So I will never forget. You got jumped in middle school, bitch.
Speaker 1: I never got jumped, but I have got my ass
Speaker 1: I jumped. Yeah, you got jumped.
Speaker 4: Ten times, bro shut the ten times all in a
Speaker 4: row too.
Speaker 1: Every You're being sacrificed.
Speaker 4: I jumped.
Speaker 1: To get my ass rightfully. So one time, and it
Speaker 1: was by like one of my homegirls, Like I said
Speaker 1: something I should have never said to her, and she
Speaker 1: she had some height on me, and she fucking beat
Speaker 1: my ass. And immediately after we had a really good
Speaker 1: conversation and it was fine. We had a very nice
Speaker 1: conversation that we never beefed again. That was in like
Speaker 1: fifth grade.
Speaker 4: I actually did get jumped one time very quickly. I
Speaker 4: was was I was a freshman again at a new school,
Speaker 4: a new high school, and I.
Speaker 2: Am, so you were like new kids syndrome.
Speaker 4: I was new kid syndrome three times. Yeah. So I
Speaker 4: like I would carpool with this kid, Diego, and we
Speaker 4: had we shared a locker. It was like freshman year
Speaker 4: and this kid comes up and he shoves me against
Speaker 4: the locker. I think this was like a week into
Speaker 4: school or something, but he was in my p class.
Speaker 4: He was really strong. He shoved me against the locker
Speaker 4: and then Diego uh goes around the back of him
Speaker 4: and grabs his hat and throws it on the ground.
Speaker 4: I might have said this on the podcast.
Speaker 1: Is this something that?
Speaker 4: But it was like the nicest thing that anyone's like
Speaker 4: ever done to me or for me. That's so out
Speaker 4: of nowhere. Like I didn't even really know him that well,
Speaker 4: but he just like stood up for you. He stood
Speaker 4: up for me, and he like grabbed his hat. He
Speaker 4: grabbed his like fitted San Francisco Giants hat and like
Speaker 4: stomped on it, and he was like, don't do that
Speaker 4: to my friend. And I was like, I was like, bro,
Speaker 4: that was so fun.
Speaker 2: Friends.
Speaker 1: Yeah, at that line in culture, we just like stand
Speaker 1: up for like the yeah.
Speaker 2: White Like damn.
Speaker 1: His parents were feeling themselves.
Speaker 2: They were like, what are we gonna name him?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna name my child San Francisco, San Frian My
Speaker 1: name is San Francisco and I from San Diego.
Speaker 5: The fuck uh.
Speaker 2: One time when I was on crutches and I was
Speaker 2: like first in line at this thing, and like one
Speaker 2: of my friends who dated my sister in like seventh
Speaker 2: or eighth grade or something like just was like fucking
Speaker 2: around with me and like just being a dickhead to
Speaker 2: me and just being whatever, just shooting the ship. But
Speaker 2: I wasn't like having.
Speaker 4: It smoking smoking.
Speaker 1: I shot it out because I started to laugh at
Speaker 1: myself because I was gonna be like, whoa, you let
Speaker 1: your friends hit your sister, Like you let them hit that?
Speaker 1: Like that's crazy.
Speaker 2: I did, Bro, it was crazy. I was lit.
Speaker 4: Did you ever get yelled at by your friend's parents? Uh?
Speaker 2: Yes, I'll tell about that in a second. But then
Speaker 2: this kid I boiled over. It was the first time
Speaker 2: I like saw red and I had my crutch and
Speaker 2: I just went and like take the fuck out of
Speaker 2: his shin, like and I literally made him bleed that
Speaker 2: and he never fucked with me ever again. But he
Speaker 2: had like a gash on his leg, and he was
Speaker 2: a track runner, and I like, I was like, go
Speaker 2: for the like, go for the leg, and I just
Speaker 2: and like cut his leg open and bruised it, and
Speaker 2: he was like limping. He was like, bro, what the fuck?
Speaker 4: Like why did you do that?
Speaker 2: I was like, don't fucking play. When I was like
Speaker 2: probably thirteen, my best friend was really into skating. And
Speaker 2: this is when you asked if I've ever gotten yelled
Speaker 2: at by like someone's parents.
Speaker 4: Which, by the way, is like one of the worst
Speaker 4: it's whole things that can happen to someone.
Speaker 2: It is literally horrible, horrible feeling. And I still to
Speaker 2: this day when I think about it, I get like like, oh,
Speaker 2: fuck the fuck, Like I get like nervous. But yeah,
Speaker 2: my my friend was really into skating at the time,
Speaker 2: and his dad was like this like macho guy. He
Speaker 2: like built everything. He fixed up cars and boats and
Speaker 2: like he was a pilot and he did everything like
Speaker 2: he was actually really cool, but he helped. He was
Speaker 2: helping his son build like a half pipe, like he
Speaker 2: was like built. We were building a half pipe for him,
Speaker 2: and like I was like a fucking skinny, little scrawny,
Speaker 2: fucking nasty twink, like I was gross. I was like
Speaker 2: I was needed to eat a fucking Burger challenge. And
Speaker 2: we were building this half pipe and I came over
Speaker 2: on the day they were building it, and the dad
Speaker 2: was like, hey, Drew, come over here and help me.
Speaker 2: And I went over there to help him. Went over
Speaker 2: there to help him, and he was like moving like
Speaker 2: giant sheets of plywood because they were almost done and
Speaker 2: they were stapling like the top on or nailing the
Speaker 2: top on, and I just could not I physically could
Speaker 2: not hold my end of the giant sheet of plywood,
Speaker 2: and I was like dropping it and I just like
Speaker 2: I couldn't do it. And I kept telling hibod He's like, no,
Speaker 2: you got it, you got it, and we had to
Speaker 2: walk like thirty more feet and then I just like
Speaker 2: drop it and then he like drops it on his
Speaker 2: feet and he gets Oh my god. He was so
Speaker 2: fucking that. He was like, why didn't you w you
Speaker 2: are gonna drop it?
Speaker 4: Like that could have really injured.
Speaker 2: Me, and like he was like reaming into me, and
Speaker 2: my friend was like, bro, like what the fuck is
Speaker 2: going on? He'd like he took his anger out on
Speaker 2: me and snapped at me, and I just was like, Okay,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go home. And I called my dad and
Speaker 2: waited at the top of the driveway and went home.
Speaker 2: And it was like I was terrified. He like scared
Speaker 2: the fuck at me. But he's still cool today, he
Speaker 2: showed me I see him all the time still, But yeah,
Speaker 2: evil wow.
Speaker 1: I personally would have gotten the police.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't. I would have called them personally. I would
Speaker 2: not handle he personally.
Speaker 1: I would have beat his ass. I would not have
Speaker 1: let him talk to me like that like some one.
Speaker 4: I used to carpool and like middle school with people
Speaker 4: who lived in my neighborhood, and I was late every time.
Speaker 4: It was my bad but whatever. And then one day
Speaker 4: we were like coming back and I was in the
Speaker 4: cars making like annoying jokes, and the driver, who was
Speaker 4: like my neighbor's mom, was like, you know what, kay,
Speaker 4: Like I really wish you would shut the fuck up,
Speaker 4: because you're late every morning. You hold everyone up and
Speaker 4: like destroyed me, like completely destroyed me. And then she
Speaker 4: was like, i'm I want you to get out of
Speaker 4: the car and I want you to walk the rest
Speaker 4: of the way. And then I walked. But I needed
Speaker 4: this like I needed it. Like ever since then, I
Speaker 4: have not been as late to things. I swear together trama, No,
Speaker 4: it's good, It's really good again.
Speaker 1: I would have let her get away with that. I
Speaker 1: would have been like, you know what, bitch, you get
Speaker 1: out of the fucking car, and I would have fought
Speaker 1: her ass.
Speaker 2: Right there her hair. I would have splashed hob and
Speaker 2: yarrow juice on her, like I don't play with that.
Speaker 1: I guess, like, actually I didn't hang out with like
Speaker 1: my friends. I was like in the kind of household
Speaker 1: that if I hung out with my friends, they would
Speaker 1: usually come to my house. But I never had any
Speaker 1: of my friends yell at me. But I had my
Speaker 1: godparents who I was really close with their kids. My
Speaker 1: godfather yelled at me like twice, which I also think
Speaker 1: I said this on the podcast, but we like I
Speaker 1: had a really bad habit as a kid that before
Speaker 1: the car came to a stop, I would open the
Speaker 1: door and get out, and he would always be like,
Speaker 1: do not do that. Don't do that. That's dangerous. I
Speaker 1: don't want to run over your foot. Don't fucking do that.
Speaker 1: And then one time I did it, and he would
Speaker 1: like blast music in the car. So I did it
Speaker 1: and he slammed the car shut. He slammed the car
Speaker 1: like to a stop, turned down the music and turned
Speaker 1: to me and was like, what the fuck did I
Speaker 1: tell you about doing that? And I was like and
Speaker 1: he was like, no, We're gonna try this again, and
Speaker 1: he pulled out of the driveway, went around the block
Speaker 1: and like had the music blaring again, like he literally
Speaker 1: recreated the whole scene. And my ass never opened that
Speaker 1: door too fast ever again I could. I was like,
Speaker 1: that was insane. He had never yelled at me, never
Speaker 1: raised his voice, but he just like went in on me.
Speaker 1: He was like, and if I fucking broke your foot,
Speaker 1: then it's my fucking fault, and your dad's gonna beat
Speaker 1: my fucking ass, Like, don't fuck do that, and like
Speaker 1: went in on me and then went back around, and
Speaker 1: then I just never opened the door to.
Speaker 4: Sure will change the trajectory of your moral and ethical compass.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: When Adele yelled at me, what, I don't even want
Speaker 2: to talk about it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that seems interesting.
Speaker 2: We were just like chilling a bunch, like yeah, she
Speaker 2: like poured acid towards me. It didn't hit any thankfully.
Speaker 1: But there's like certain stories that I want to tell,
Speaker 1: but I think they would not be taken lightly, so
Speaker 1: I'm not.
Speaker 2: Gonna yeah, yeah, yeah, mm hmm.
Speaker 1: When we have nothing to talk about, we're like, let's
Speaker 1: go down memory lane, Like let's talk about our.
Speaker 2: Child had so much ship to talk about. That was
Speaker 2: just a free flowing, organic conversation, which is really nice.
Speaker 2: We can talk about how men or nasty and will
Speaker 2: always cheat? Should we talk about that? Should we get
Speaker 2: into that?
Speaker 1: Sure?
Speaker 2: Okay, so a classic classic cheater?
Speaker 1: Oh are you saying that because of what we saw yesterday?
Speaker 2: I don't even know what you're referencing. I'm talking about
Speaker 2: something else, but throw it in there.
Speaker 1: No, because if anybody's gonna watch Love is Blind, you
Speaker 1: need to watch.
Speaker 2: That's partially that. But no, Stephen fucking Hawking cheating on
Speaker 2: his wife Riz literally silent robotic riz, Like let's talk
Speaker 2: about that he has robot RIZ.
Speaker 6: But but that motherfucker cheated on his wife and couldn't
Speaker 6: fucking move, Like he literally couldn't move, and he cheated
Speaker 6: on his wife with one of his nurses.
Speaker 2: Like, if there's one thing you can count on a
Speaker 2: man doing it, it's gonna be a fucking cheat. Like
Speaker 2: I can't as.
Speaker 1: In the trajectory of any buddy who is like dating
Speaker 1: a man, like you better believe at some point you're
Speaker 1: gonna have to talk about the fact that he cheated,
Speaker 1: Like it's just.
Speaker 2: In some capacity. It may not be hooking up, it
Speaker 2: may not be doing s, but like in some capacity
Speaker 2: he's gonna look at a woman wrong or something. But like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, if Stephen Hawking can cheat, any man
Speaker 2: will cheat, Like just think about that. Also, why was
Speaker 2: he on Epstein's Island, Like, let's really talk about that.
Speaker 2: What was he doing there? But anyways, wait, what he
Speaker 2: was on Epstein's Island? There's pictures of him there.
Speaker 4: Yes, I didn't know that.
Speaker 2: There's pictures of him there, bro, isn't that crazy.
Speaker 1: Any business being there, let alone him? He had no
Speaker 1: business being there, Like, why are you there, dude? Imagine
Speaker 1: actually not knowing what's up with Epstein and like being
Speaker 1: invited to an island.
Speaker 2: Like it's like realistically a billionaire flying in.
Speaker 1: A billionaire came up to me right now. I was like,
Speaker 1: you do you want to get on a private check
Speaker 1: on my island. I've like, oh, yes, and that twenty
Speaker 1: years from now there's the picture of me like posted
Speaker 1: it and it's like I did. It turned out to
Speaker 1: be the fucking killer And I was just like, like
Speaker 1: all my pictures of Hella outye were like, look how
Speaker 1: happy she wish she was fully involved?
Speaker 2: What's that robot girl? What's that robot girl? Little Michaela, dude,
Speaker 2: Little Michaela met Epstein. She was on that fucking island.
Speaker 2: There's a picture of it.
Speaker 1: Like, I'd be so pissed because imagine you went and
Speaker 1: it wasn't even that fun too, and now you're involved, bitch,
Speaker 1: I'd be pissed.
Speaker 2: But there's literally a picture of her and Epstein together,
Speaker 2: Like this is crazy and it's a print out, so you.
Speaker 7: Know it's real, Like, what the fuck, dude, Oh my god, Wow,
Speaker 7: the idea of you being fosted up with Glenn Maxwell,
Speaker 7: that's what's worse.
Speaker 1: It's like you were probably a little drug. So the
Speaker 1: photos aren't even good pictures. Yeah, I just posted up.
Speaker 1: I'd be so pissed. Guys, I didn't know. I just
Speaker 1: like heard free. I just heard island.
Speaker 4: A really hard week working your ass off and then
Speaker 4: you get this invitation and.
Speaker 1: A godsend thank you so much, Like.
Speaker 4: You're like, yeah, the trip had kind of weird vibes.
Speaker 4: People were being a little bit weird.
Speaker 1: People would disappear for a few hours, but I just
Speaker 1: thought they were sleeping, like it.
Speaker 4: It was a really big way I left out. They
Speaker 4: were getting like invited to ship.
Speaker 2: Well, I'll leave us with one more thing and then
Speaker 2: we can get into media and stuff. Is actually the
Speaker 2: oh that's what I mean, media ship. Yeah, but this
Speaker 2: one's kind of sweet. But I was just like, I
Speaker 2: forget where we were. We were at the uh Eaves
Speaker 2: Tumor show and just like seeing all these people being like, oh,
Speaker 2: like I was watching when I was like thirteen fourteen,
Speaker 2: brain rotted. You're a dangerous person. Love you, but if
Speaker 2: you're still listening, like like I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know where You're just as crazy as we are.
Speaker 2: We're just as crazy as we are. But I was
Speaker 2: just like looking around and thinking, I was like, damn, dude,
Speaker 2: we really did like all like kind of grow up
Speaker 2: together in a way. Like ye, I'm glad like I
Speaker 2: got to grow up on the internet. And it's just
Speaker 2: really sweet to just like hear stories of people being like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: like I saw you when I was fourteen and now
Speaker 2: I'm like graduating nursing school and like, yeah, it's so crazy.
Speaker 1: Here's me because like that's like one of those moments
Speaker 1: where I actually have a concept of time because if
Speaker 1: like one of you comes up to us and it's like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: I've been watching you since I was like fucking twelve,
Speaker 1: and now I'm I'm looking at the face of an adult.
Speaker 1: Like it's like, yeah, I've been watching you since you
Speaker 1: started on the internet for like ten years ago, and
Speaker 1: I'm looking at like the face of another I'm just like,
Speaker 1: how are you ever twelve years old watching my content
Speaker 1: like that? Like like I like can't correlate it, and
Speaker 1: it freaks me out, but in a sweet way because
Speaker 1: I'm just like, oh my god, that's insane. And then
Speaker 1: it makes me, uh think about the fact that, like
Speaker 1: I actually have an effect on people, which I don't
Speaker 1: want to think about because that scares me. But I'm
Speaker 1: a good person, so it's okay.
Speaker 2: Someone like one there, we met, like this nurse that
Speaker 2: was just like, oh, like, it's so like, y'all make
Speaker 2: me feel like less crazy because like y'all are fucking weirdos,
Speaker 2: and it's just like really sweet. But I forgot who
Speaker 2: I was talking to about it, but someone Uh, I
Speaker 2: had the thought, but then I lost.
Speaker 4: It when you were talking.
Speaker 2: But whatever, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 4: Let's move on.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, oh wow, that's my fucking move on. Also,
Speaker 1: that just reminded me of we've literally said on the
Speaker 1: podcast before, like if you were a doctor and you
Speaker 1: listen to the shit, I'm fucking scared of you. And
Speaker 1: then she was like I'm a nurse and I was like,
Speaker 1: you're crazy. Wow, you're crazy, but love live left Love.
Speaker 1: She was awesome. Drew sya Corner, Oh my god, welcome
Speaker 1: to Drew sy on Corner.
Speaker 2: So this one's just a classic. You've already seen it.
Speaker 2: It's like three weeks old. She ate this, let him
Speaker 2: cook that. Who the fuck is going to be doing
Speaker 2: the disheski scratching a bug bite feels like evil masturbation.
Speaker 1: That's a really good one.
Speaker 2: Having a crush gives me the same symptoms of psychosis,
Speaker 2: like delusions of grande. You're like, really, okay, this one
Speaker 2: is like a thought that I had that will probably
Speaker 2: be cut out, But I don't have it written out
Speaker 2: in drew sy out for him, so I kind of
Speaker 2: just I go into it a little bit. But how
Speaker 2: do people with dementia and alzheimers still remember to be racist?
Speaker 2: Like literally on their deathbed? Like there's still racist, Like
Speaker 2: it's so deeply ingrained into their fucking like racist homophobic,
Speaker 2: Like what the hell?
Speaker 1: Like, how is that the one thing that sticks?
Speaker 2: Like it?
Speaker 1: It makes no sense?
Speaker 2: And then like you'll see videos of people like walking
Speaker 2: down halls with like their dementia or all timered out
Speaker 2: like mom, and like you're they're walking behind her filming
Speaker 2: and them Mom is just like you fucking fat pig,
Speaker 2: Like I fucking hate you? Why you follow me? Freak bitch?
Speaker 2: Like I fucking hate you, Like, leave me the fuck alone.
Speaker 2: And then like the girls like, oh my god, like
Speaker 2: how do how do dementia people remember to be mean?
Speaker 2: Like I don't know.
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, do you remember to just be evil? But
Speaker 1: maybe that's like a sign that like that person might
Speaker 1: have just had like a little evil in them that's
Speaker 1: like always lingered, and like that's just the part of
Speaker 1: their brain that still works. Like I just don't understand it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's really crazy. Um do I got anymore? I
Speaker 2: think that's all I have.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to remember I said something in the car
Speaker 1: that you were like, write that down, but I didn't.
Speaker 1: I simply didn't, because my funniness just like you have
Speaker 1: to be there for it, and if you're not there,
Speaker 1: and then like I don't know what's tucky. You just
Speaker 1: weren't there, and now you won't believe I'm funny.
Speaker 2: Daniel Roseberry from Scaparellia.
Speaker 1: Is fine, you writing that down.
Speaker 2: I wanted to talk about it, but oh yeah.
Speaker 1: You were supposed to show me people you found attractive.
Speaker 1: And then I was gonna tell you if I like.
Speaker 2: Agreed with you, Yeah, we'll do that next episode.
Speaker 1: Okay, we'll do it with Josiah. Yeah, Drew said that
Speaker 1: my taste in What did you say about my tasted men?
Speaker 2: I don't remember exactly, but it's just really like bizarre.
Speaker 1: Like I feel like you could probably like if we
Speaker 1: put like five people up. I feel like if you
Speaker 1: put five women up, I think you would easily be
Speaker 1: able to choose who I thought was attractive. But for men,
Speaker 1: it's just so obscure.
Speaker 2: It's like that's the yeah, Like her attraction is just
Speaker 2: very obscure, Like it's like down to the minute detail,
Speaker 2: like the nosebridge. Like I've noticed like every single man
Speaker 2: you're like, oh, he's fine, has like the exact same
Speaker 2: like bump in their nose.
Speaker 5: I'm like, and yeah, o oh hello, no, oh hell.
Speaker 2: No, fuck I suck at it.
Speaker 3: My name is Carmen Winston.
Speaker 1: My name is Carmen Winstead.
Speaker 3: I'm seventeen years old. I'm very similar to you. Did
Speaker 3: I have dad? When I was seventeen years old, three
Speaker 3: girls pushed me down a well. I got stuck down there.
Speaker 3: Send this chain email to twenty five of your friends
Speaker 3: or she'll come and kill you.
Speaker 1: My name is Drew Phillips.
Speaker 2: Ah, all right, idea of the week. We need to
Speaker 2: have Anthony. No, we need way where we need to
Speaker 2: have a low Anthony to record us one of those.
Speaker 1: Do you think he would? I bet if we paid
Speaker 1: him he would.
Speaker 2: Hell, you don't think if we paid him? There pictures
Speaker 2: of him that came out and I was like, oh
Speaker 2: my god, that is a straight man like. But then
Speaker 2: there were some pictures that I saw that I was like,
Speaker 2: there's a little gay in him, Like he's he really
Speaker 2: is a little gay and he's just repressing that ship.
Speaker 2: He's like, Scared Straight. We need to start a show
Speaker 2: called Scared Straight where it is gay people conversion therapy.
Speaker 1: Oh. I don't think we need to though, So that's crazy.
Speaker 1: Uh fuck, I forgot what I was gonna say.
Speaker 2: Renegade, renegade, renegade. Oh so when I talk, it's a
Speaker 2: little about our little I was gonna start rapping. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I've been wrapping up on recently rap album coming soon.
Speaker 1: My media of the week is what did we watch?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: We watched the Second Exorcist. They made a movie about
Speaker 1: me and Oriyan. The second literally about me and Orian
Speaker 1: in our wing bots.
Speaker 4: Literally before you've had your coffee in the morning.
Speaker 1: That's literally a joke Drew made while we were watching.
Speaker 2: It, And I said, the wingbot joke.
Speaker 1: He said the wingbot joke at the same time. Did
Speaker 1: o Ryan tell you that? You whispered it to Oriyan
Speaker 1: and I a second later said it and she goes
Speaker 1: Drew literally just said that to me. So we had
Speaker 1: the same joke at the same time. Loaded up.
Speaker 2: Well, no, I said it first, So.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, I'm speaking from personal experience, so.
Speaker 2: Like bitch me too.
Speaker 1: But yeah, that's the only movie I.
Speaker 2: Would throw your wing bet away. I'm gonna be.
Speaker 1: Honest, Why oh have you been using it?
Speaker 2: I put it on my butthole yeast infectioned my stink butt.
Speaker 1: B B time. My media of the week is I
Speaker 1: think I already said this The Abandoned Luncheonette album by
Speaker 1: Daryl Hall and John Oates, and I'm still listening to
Speaker 1: I Want You Like That album by Marvin Gaye and
Speaker 1: oh my god, the Troy song what is It one
Speaker 1: of Your Girls?
Speaker 2: That song is so good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've been listening to that one a lot.
Speaker 2: Look at you, look at you.
Speaker 1: Look at you, look at me? One of your girls
Speaker 1: by choice.
Speaker 2: Von look around the room. It's a fine day. Opis three.
Speaker 2: Still listening to the one on Tricks Point Never album
Speaker 2: still listening to your boujin and Boards of Canada. I
Speaker 2: don't have any specific songs to give y'all other than
Speaker 2: Opus three. I will say it's a fine day. Opus
Speaker 2: three is quite literally the best song ever made. Like,
Speaker 2: are you certain you better not be serving count while
Speaker 2: I'm talking to you?
Speaker 1: You're not doing your media of the week while I'm
Speaker 1: serving cut in front of the camera.
Speaker 2: When I get that, better not be serving count?
Speaker 1: Why did that joke come back up? Like I think
Speaker 1: you said it first, you said it's.
Speaker 2: I've just been saying it randomly, and then you'd like
Speaker 2: say it back to me, and then I say it
Speaker 2: back to you, and we say it four times in
Speaker 2: a row.
Speaker 1: It's the same thing as when we see something we're like,
Speaker 1: okay me when I'm and then we just describe what
Speaker 1: we're looking at it. I think because we were.
Speaker 2: In there when I'm a hydroflask with a du we
Speaker 2: were in the.
Speaker 1: Who was that?
Speaker 4: All?
Speaker 1: Right? Well, thank you guys for watching somebody. I saw
Speaker 1: somebody be like the way and you cuts the podcast
Speaker 1: off every time scares the funk out of me because
Speaker 1: I'm like, all right, guys.
Speaker 2: By like literally, but we watched the Exorcists and forty X,
Speaker 2: and that movie would have been terrible if it didn't
Speaker 2: have forty X.
Speaker 1: Every movie should be in forty X. It's so fucking funny.
Speaker 2: Like This New World. Yeah, it literally is.
Speaker 1: The theme part. But yeah, I literally have nothing else
Speaker 1: to say, so fuck you boy
Speaker 4: M