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Speaker 1: Welcome to this episode of Emergency Intercom. I'm Drew, I'm Anya.

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Speaker 2: And we're just here to have like a beautiful time

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Speaker 2: spread misinformation as I do best.

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Speaker 1: I know that is your that's your thing.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I hold my whole stick and it's spreading this information.

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Speaker 1: Right.

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Speaker 2: Well, what were we just talking about that I wanted

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Speaker 2: to talk about Naked Attraction. Yes, Naked Attraction. So there

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Speaker 2: is this show that we have been binging, Like, I

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Speaker 2: think we might actually be the fastest completion time of

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Speaker 2: this show ever. Like when we're just sitting in the

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Speaker 2: living room, like and we have homies over, we'll just

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Speaker 2: be like, Yo, have you heard of this show Naked Attraction.

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Speaker 2: It's like this old BBC show that like just gets

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Speaker 2: naked and you see naked bodies on TV and like

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Speaker 2: everyone's like there's no fucking way, but there are. There

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Speaker 2: is a show on HBO Max where you can just

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Speaker 2: see naked bodies. But it's like normal to them because

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Speaker 2: they have like they don't have like insecurities about their

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Speaker 2: bodies and shit.

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Speaker 1: Also, the standards of like showing your body, Like I

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Speaker 1: think the ideas of the naked body are like different

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Speaker 1: in Europe.

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Speaker 2: Which is literally how it should be. Yeah, but like

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Speaker 2: we have just been told to be afraid of our

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Speaker 2: body and stay dressed in clothed at all times because

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Speaker 2: capitalism they make money off of you if you clothe

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Speaker 2: your body.

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Speaker 1: So that's why we should all get naked. Yes, that's

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Speaker 1: our big takeaway from this episode today. No matter what

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Speaker 1: conversation comes up, just know that what we want.

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Speaker 2: Is specifically women.

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Speaker 1: Oh men, actually show that show. I am not kidding,

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Speaker 1: Like I cannot stress enough. When I'm eating and watching

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Speaker 1: that show and it's all naked men on the board,

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Speaker 1: I literally lose my appetite.

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Speaker 2: Like it's like.

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Speaker 1: Really hard to watch and it's so gross. It is

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Speaker 1: literally so jarring, and it actually like, no, it makes

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Speaker 1: me sick. Like I was eating and I was so

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Speaker 1: fucking hungry, and we came home and we started watching

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Speaker 1: it with Josh, and I literally was like, oh my god.

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Speaker 1: I was like eating my poke bowl and I had

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Speaker 1: to put it in the fridge and eat like saltine

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Speaker 1: crackers because eating like flavorful food while looking at those

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Speaker 1: naked bodies like of those men was actually scaring me because.

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Speaker 2: Like, ironically, I feel the exact same way about the

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Speaker 2: women I don't know. I just don't disgusts me to

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Speaker 1: Is that because you just believe in like like the

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Speaker 1: like the not sexualizing women's bodies and it feels like, yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: I knew it came from a feminist place.

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Speaker 3: No.

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Speaker 2: I will say, though, like the that show is really

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Speaker 2: unironically good for like the male psyche. And that's where

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Speaker 2: I'll leave that, because like there's a bunch of like

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Speaker 2: normal fucking looking penises on there, and all you see

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Speaker 2: and porn and television and shit are like monster fucking

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Speaker 2: giant hogs. And then I'm saying that, like I don't

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Speaker 2: have a monster fucking hog between these I because.

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Speaker 1: It's, if anything, you are the beauty standard. You're hurting

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Speaker 1: your fellow piers exactly.

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Speaker 2: I'm slinging me bro.

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Speaker 1: I would. I could say the same about the women though,

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Speaker 1: because like everybody on there like is just like your

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Speaker 1: average person. And I'm like, okay, cool, I am not

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Speaker 1: supposed to be shaped like literally an i'mvu character. My

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Speaker 1: body is normal, Like I am fine, I'm fine.

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Speaker 2: Well, I think all women should have like really thick thighs,

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Speaker 2: giant but big boobs and like a four inch waist,

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Speaker 2: like I think women.

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Speaker 1: I think if someone had a four inch they'd be

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Speaker 1: like perished, Like they would.

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Speaker 2: Be like like okay.

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Speaker 1: I'm just like really confused with your like standards, like

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Speaker 1: do you love them or do you hate them?

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Speaker 2: I think they should be naked all the time.

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Speaker 1: Okay, okay, I mean that didn't answer the question, I guess,

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Speaker 1: but yeah, that show is awesome. If you are not

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Speaker 1: a child, you should watch it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, literally, but it did like raise a lot of

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Speaker 2: like people were like, get this.

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Speaker 1: Shit off the airwaves, like what the fuck is this? Demonic?

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Speaker 2: Like Americans were like what the fuck is this? But

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Speaker 2: like it's just like the VI.

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Speaker 1: I will say, it does make sense for it to

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Speaker 1: people in front of you be like you're ugly, your

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Speaker 1: balls are gross. I don't like that. I don't like that.

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Speaker 2: But okay.

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Speaker 1: My one thing is they always describe Kouchi as nice

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Speaker 1: and tidy. They're like that's clean and tidy, like, oh,

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Speaker 1: she's got a tidy little fanny.

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Speaker 2: Like you.

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Speaker 1: Know, mighty Like I like that. I like that sneak

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Speaker 1: and tidy and took away and tidy did I know?

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, well, first of all, they said about

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Speaker 1: every pussy that's on screen, and I'm.

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Speaker 4: Ever called a gosh, no, this isn't that.

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Speaker 2: I think that's like that misinformation.

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Speaker 4: Is that misinformation?

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Speaker 1: I think I have heard that term dude. Actually some

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Speaker 1: of the dudes on there, some of the dudes when

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Speaker 1: they get kicked off, they're like, you know, she's not

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Speaker 1: my copper tea, but she's got a banging rack on

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Speaker 1: that board. Dingy, somebody is a shame, like I will say,

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Speaker 1: and I'm just like.

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Speaker 2: Wow, I fucking share in the bird.

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Speaker 1: There was one guy in season six.

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Speaker 4: Every time Drew does that, I have like an out

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Speaker 4: of body experience. I like to associate it.

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Speaker 1: When you do that, you seem like you turn into

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Speaker 1: a robot chicken, like like toy. Does that make sense?

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Speaker 1: Don't kids? Do people still watch robot chicken? Don't think

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Speaker 1: robot chicken exists?

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Speaker 4: I think so they want scubity toilet, that's the robot chicken.

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Speaker 2: Wait, what is it? You're so popular? How does it go?

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna no, it's a smig for the picture. You're

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Speaker 1: so pretty, You're so popular. I don't know and don't

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Speaker 1: even You're so rasy.

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Speaker 4: Its like a w Ohio version.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, exactly, You're so scibbity, you're so phantom text.

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Speaker 4: Okay, what does the Ohio thing mean, Drew?

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Speaker 2: I know only in Ohio. Well, it goes back a very,

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Speaker 2: very long time. And that's all I have to give

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Speaker 2: to you.

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Speaker 1: My name is Carmen Winston. My name is Carmen Winston.

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Speaker 1: I'm seventeen years old. I'm very similar to you. Did

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Speaker 1: I mention that I'm dead? You're really good at it.

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Speaker 1: I was trying to tell Drew that that's what he

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Speaker 1: should be for Halloween because we've been discussing. I know,

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Speaker 1: next week is the Halloween episode of we've discussing what

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Speaker 1: we are. I already know what I am because I'm

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Speaker 1: basic and I'm silly and it's gonna be cute.

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Speaker 2: I haven't costume.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we have a costume for Drew, but I think

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Speaker 1: we should keep an open mind if something else comes up.

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Speaker 1: But I was like, he should be Carmen Winston for Halloween.

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Speaker 1: But the only picture of her Winston Winstead. But the

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Speaker 1: only picture of her is a picture of a child

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Speaker 1: who is definitely alive. And just like it was back

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Speaker 1: in like og before AI because now if something like

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Speaker 1: whatever and like a I would make a new person.

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Speaker 1: But it was back when people would just grab a

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Speaker 2: It's crazy, like all of the creepy pastas. I watched

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Speaker 2: the creepy pastas, like you know, like what is the

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Speaker 2: smiling jack one? What is his name?

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Speaker 1: I don't know, but that's what one of.

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Speaker 2: The Basically like they're all just normal fucking pictures that

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Speaker 1: That's literally us with the goal.

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Speaker 2: I was going to say, like that's us with a

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Speaker 2: certain someone that we don't need to talk about, but yeah,

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Speaker 2: literally it's it was the internet, early days of the Internet,

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Speaker 2: go back, take me back.

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Speaker 1: We have been on a crazy reality TV kick. We

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Speaker 1: my god. I don't know if anybody actually took what

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Speaker 1: we said and went and watched Love is Blind that

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Speaker 1: like I could have watched eighteen more hours of that

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Speaker 1: shit Like that was literally the best brain raw I've

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just so drama filled in messy boots, and

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Speaker 2: like the reunion episode was everything I wanted it to be.

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Speaker 2: There were some things that were left out that I

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Speaker 2: shifted my perspective on sign I know people that I

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Speaker 2: was like, oh, you're evil, but no, it like completely

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Speaker 2: shifted and I was like, no, I'm happy for your.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, everyone, I'm like, you're relatively normal, but JP is

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Speaker 1: the killer.

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Speaker 2: JP. You're watching you know me?

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Speaker 1: But that motherfucker is the killer. Okay, but we can.

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Speaker 2: Move on with Wicked. But I want to talk about waterbeds.

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Speaker 2: What were we doing, like literally what was like I still.

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Speaker 1: Never touched or interacted with a waterbed, and that was

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Speaker 1: to me a sign of luxury. Two things won a waterbed,

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Speaker 1: this puts into perspective like my family situation. But I

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Speaker 1: if only we were that rich. Like I literally was like, fuck,

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Speaker 1: I wish we could have a new Toyota Corolla and

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Speaker 1: it called like silent wealth? Yeah, that was silent wealth

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I was like, damn, that's crazy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Well the only reason I brought it up was

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Speaker 2: because I like had this like deep, deep, deep seated

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Speaker 2: realized that my mamma and granddad had a fucking waterbed

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Speaker 2: for like the first six year. No, that's what I'm saying.

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Speaker 2: They were like freaky as fuck. And then I just

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Speaker 2: like went on a deep dive of waterbeds, and like

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Speaker 2: everyone who had them when they were younger were like

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Speaker 2: it was literally the worst thing like I've ever slept on.

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Speaker 2: Like literally imagine just sleeping on water in plastic and

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Speaker 2: when you sleep on an air mattress all night, you

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Speaker 2: sink into it a little bit. It's the same idea

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Speaker 2: you get like trapped in this like fucking like divot

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Speaker 2: in the waterbed, and they were like it was like

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Speaker 2: because I was like inside of it. And then they

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Speaker 2: were like also like filling it up was really terrifying

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Speaker 2: because like you can explode the waterbed or whatever. But yeah,

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Speaker 2: It's literally a cheet could.

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Speaker 2: Another person I want to talk about is Susan fucking Boyle.

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Speaker 2: She's the like it's like don't judge a book by

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Speaker 1: Was I do remember Susan Boyle.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, everyone was, like for the people who don't know,

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Speaker 2: literally actively melting. We need to study him. His lizards

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Speaker 2: him for years of all. His lizard skin is melting

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Speaker 1: How old is he? I feel like he's been fifty

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Speaker 2: His skin is melting.

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Speaker 1: No, he's sixty.

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Speaker 2: Four, but whoa, yeah, dude, That's what I'm saying. Like

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, he looks amazing.

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Speaker 2: But didn't she have like really gnarly Uh it was

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Speaker 2: Who just got said in fame?

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Speaker 1: I don't know, but like, does she make music?

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Speaker 2: Like she did make music?

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Speaker 4: She uh stormed the Capitol.

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Speaker 4: She's British dude, nobody knows.

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Speaker 1: Damn she has five hundred k weekly listeners. Wait, she's popping.

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Speaker 4: Okay holes apart?

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Speaker 2: God, boy, do you know that song that's what she sings.

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Speaker 1: Well, that song has thirty two million streams. So there's

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Speaker 2: Boyle, Susan Boyle. She was such a heavy fucking card

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Speaker 2: getting that last name Boyle fucking boil. Some people have

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Speaker 1: That's insane. There's so many people out there who make

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Speaker 2: Oh so maybe she did rap at.

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Speaker 1: Like it's like Susanne ainal Queen, I dreamed to dream

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Speaker 2: But like, but yeah, I think she Oh wait, yeah,

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Speaker 1: Well that's up. So thank you guys so much for listening,

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Speaker 2: No, I also wanted to talk about perfume in middle school.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: Like, okay, so we all know like the nasty, stinky

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Speaker 1: Literally just said you were one of those people. So

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Speaker 2: What I'm saying. There's gotta be a correlation or a pipeline.

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Speaker 1: Now, you were further proving your point because you were

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Speaker 2: But I've had them in high school. I had chemical

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Speaker 1: What men are so fucking stupid because I literally somebody

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Speaker 2: I feel like that's unacceptable. That's a grown ass man.

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Speaker 2: get that straight. Motherfuckers. Oh you fucking I thought.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, high school three years ago. That's when I just

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Speaker 2: No, I got my GED early. I did a bunch

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Speaker 1: Okay, so did you start college?

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Speaker 2: When I was freshman, I had started AP and dual

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Speaker 1: But yeah, men are so away for like that, Like, bitch,

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Speaker 4: For the next like three hours, he was just like

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00:21:14,119 --> 00:21:16,479
Speaker 4: building bombs and then he's like, dude, on board with this.

441
00:21:17,080 --> 00:21:19,639
Speaker 4: So then he had like a brother who is I

442
00:21:19,640 --> 00:21:21,560
Speaker 4: guess like ten at the time, and he was like,

443
00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:24,320
Speaker 4: let's smoke bron let's smoke on my brother. And I

444
00:21:24,359 --> 00:21:25,879
Speaker 4: was like with what, Like what are you? What the

445
00:21:25,880 --> 00:21:28,040
Speaker 4: fuck are you talking about? And then he was like, dude,

446
00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:29,520
Speaker 4: I do this all the time. It's really sad.

447
00:21:29,560 --> 00:21:32,560
Speaker 2: Stop does he We had axe sores to where we

448
00:21:32,560 --> 00:21:33,840
Speaker 2: would tape the top down and.

449
00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:37,120
Speaker 4: He tapes the fucking axe, can't, throws into his brother's room,

450
00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:40,719
Speaker 4: runs around and locks the door, and his brother's like screaming.

451
00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:43,480
Speaker 2: Thing, it's crazy. It was crazy, and we would have ax.

452
00:21:43,440 --> 00:21:47,000
Speaker 4: Or I'm now thinking like what what did his brother

453
00:21:47,160 --> 00:21:49,000
Speaker 4: end up like to do it?

454
00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:53,000
Speaker 1: Literally inhaling Like it's literally like inhaling a whipp it.

455
00:21:53,080 --> 00:21:54,919
Speaker 1: I feel like I feel like it's the same, Like

456
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:56,560
Speaker 1: it has to do the same thing to your brain,

457
00:21:56,680 --> 00:21:58,520
Speaker 1: like if you're just like suffocating yourself.

458
00:21:58,160 --> 00:22:00,280
Speaker 2: With something like that, Me and all my home means

459
00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:04,080
Speaker 2: literally are all freaks. So like it makes sense because

460
00:22:04,080 --> 00:22:05,919
Speaker 2: we would do the same thing. We would have axe

461
00:22:05,920 --> 00:22:08,439
Speaker 2: wars where we would like build forts and then spray

462
00:22:08,440 --> 00:22:11,199
Speaker 2: each other with acts and shit. Then it graduated the

463
00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:13,919
Speaker 2: spray paint and then it became bullying, and it's one

464
00:22:13,960 --> 00:22:15,600
Speaker 2: of my biggest regrets in my life as I spray

465
00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:20,040
Speaker 2: painted a kid and then he had school next day. Yeah,

466
00:22:20,119 --> 00:22:23,440
Speaker 2: like no, I like I spray painted him, like it

467
00:22:23,720 --> 00:22:27,240
Speaker 2: it's really nut show. Like we we were like, let's

468
00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:29,040
Speaker 2: let's have a spray paint battle, and then me and

469
00:22:29,119 --> 00:22:31,159
Speaker 2: my friends like teamed up against him. It was really

470
00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:34,960
Speaker 2: really dark and like do you know him? So yeah,

471
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:37,800
Speaker 2: yeah we're still friends. Like I literally apologized for all

472
00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:40,800
Speaker 2: of it because I was like I was evil, y'all,

473
00:22:40,840 --> 00:22:44,000
Speaker 2: Like it was really bad. But yeah, we used to

474
00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:47,160
Speaker 2: do the bombs where you would get tenfoil and then it's,

475
00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:49,800
Speaker 2: uh the works It's called the works bomb and then

476
00:22:49,840 --> 00:22:52,560
Speaker 2: like there's like a chemical reaction where it like expands

477
00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:56,679
Speaker 2: the bottom and like explodes. But we also used to

478
00:22:57,080 --> 00:23:01,560
Speaker 2: shoot the cans of acts with bebies and explode them.

479
00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:04,360
Speaker 2: They wouldn't be they might have been fire. There wasn't

480
00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:06,679
Speaker 2: fire now. But then going like I.

481
00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:08,640
Speaker 1: Would get in so much trouble because when my dad

482
00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:11,080
Speaker 1: would actually go and get me like a victorious secrets

483
00:23:11,119 --> 00:23:13,720
Speaker 1: like body spray, and I would come back home and

484
00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:15,920
Speaker 1: it was fucking empty because I would be in classic

485
00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:18,959
Speaker 1: like on all my friends going to the bathroom being

486
00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:20,639
Speaker 1: like let's go to the bathroom and put on our perfume.

487
00:23:20,680 --> 00:23:23,480
Speaker 1: But really we were just literally soaking each other down

488
00:23:23,560 --> 00:23:25,520
Speaker 1: with it, and we would literally start to smell, like

489
00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:28,800
Speaker 1: literally some of that perfume reminds me of the smell

490
00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:31,640
Speaker 1: when you leave like piss in a litter box too long,

491
00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:34,879
Speaker 1: Like it literally like it's literally ammonia, Like it is

492
00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:37,840
Speaker 1: a crazy fucking scent. And the fact that like we

493
00:23:37,840 --> 00:23:39,760
Speaker 1: were also why did teachers get so mad about is

494
00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:41,680
Speaker 1: like using it in classic bitches.

495
00:23:41,359 --> 00:23:44,280
Speaker 2: Because you were literally gassing out the class, like you

496
00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:47,159
Speaker 2: were causing problems like that shit, That's what that was.

497
00:23:47,200 --> 00:23:49,760
Speaker 2: My original point was, like we get made fun of

498
00:23:49,840 --> 00:23:52,360
Speaker 2: for our ax use, like y'all weren't doing the same

499
00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:55,120
Speaker 2: fucking thing with that glitter perfume, Like it was.

500
00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:58,359
Speaker 1: Such a vibe though the glitter perfume also, like school

501
00:23:58,359 --> 00:24:02,240
Speaker 1: in general just smelled like maple syrup, fart bombs, and

502
00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:05,280
Speaker 1: then a mix of like the worst perfumes on the planet.

503
00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:07,320
Speaker 2: Like that's all just breakfast in general.

504
00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:10,359
Speaker 1: Like I hated that smell. I hated getting to school

505
00:24:10,359 --> 00:24:11,800
Speaker 1: in the morning because I don't like the smell of

506
00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:14,720
Speaker 1: maple syrup, especially that fake ass one that comes in

507
00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:17,399
Speaker 1: the fucking like McDonald's little one, and school would just

508
00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:19,080
Speaker 1: smell like that, like you knew if a kid had

509
00:24:19,119 --> 00:24:21,600
Speaker 1: breakfast at school that morning because they just smelt like

510
00:24:21,640 --> 00:24:24,240
Speaker 1: a pancake. You smell like a pancake and out of

511
00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:26,400
Speaker 1: my face like it was so wide sticks.

512
00:24:26,560 --> 00:24:31,280
Speaker 2: Oh that shit hit I literally my entirety. I'm not

513
00:24:31,320 --> 00:24:33,120
Speaker 2: gonna talk about that. I'll tell you all that later though.

514
00:24:33,760 --> 00:24:35,639
Speaker 1: Oh wow, oh wow.

515
00:24:36,119 --> 00:24:37,639
Speaker 2: I just never ate in high school.

516
00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:38,920
Speaker 1: Oh I didn't either.

517
00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:41,000
Speaker 2: I did not eat school lunch and I would eat

518
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:42,120
Speaker 2: two meals when I got home.

519
00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:45,399
Speaker 4: Yeah, chicken nuggets every day?

520
00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:47,720
Speaker 2: Your every day?

521
00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:49,600
Speaker 4: Eat chicken nuggets every day?

522
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:51,479
Speaker 1: Did your school have chicken nuggets every day?

523
00:24:51,560 --> 00:24:54,359
Speaker 4: Yes, seriously yes, and I would eat them every day.

524
00:24:54,480 --> 00:24:56,359
Speaker 1: Actually, see when there was like a good thing like

525
00:24:56,440 --> 00:24:58,240
Speaker 1: chicken nuggets or something, I was fucking that shit up.

526
00:24:58,359 --> 00:25:00,560
Speaker 1: Or they would give us like fake ass chickens with

527
00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:03,040
Speaker 1: no mayo, no lettuce. It was just the bun and like.

528
00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:06,360
Speaker 4: My chicken us were like half frozen.

529
00:25:06,760 --> 00:25:08,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like hockey pops.

530
00:25:08,119 --> 00:25:09,880
Speaker 4: You have to like all them in your car.

531
00:25:10,320 --> 00:25:16,880
Speaker 2: My school had a Subway, a Chipotle, a Dominoes, and

532
00:25:18,680 --> 00:25:19,359
Speaker 2: a Chick fil.

533
00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:21,359
Speaker 1: Are you trying to think of something else to know.

534
00:25:21,560 --> 00:25:23,800
Speaker 2: I'm not I'm not even kidding. We had, but we

535
00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:27,119
Speaker 2: had like yeah, you know, we had like dupes of it.

536
00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:31,000
Speaker 2: Like our Chipotle was like shitty like cafeteria food, but

537
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:32,760
Speaker 2: they would wrap it up into burritos for you and

538
00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:34,359
Speaker 2: it was like thirty dollars.

539
00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:38,840
Speaker 1: If the layout of your school lunch like place your cafeteria.

540
00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:42,840
Speaker 2: The cafeteria was like this and then along this side

541
00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:45,960
Speaker 2: of the wall was like four different like lines that

542
00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:48,080
Speaker 2: you could line up in and you would like so

543
00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:51,600
Speaker 2: like burrito line was this side, then the pizza line

544
00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:54,440
Speaker 2: was this side, and then like the regular lunch food

545
00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:55,879
Speaker 2: was this side, and then like the chick fil A

546
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,600
Speaker 2: and sandwich making spot was like this side. But they

547
00:25:58,640 --> 00:25:59,720
Speaker 2: had actually did you.

548
00:25:59,720 --> 00:26:01,880
Speaker 1: Literally they went to high school musical Like what the fuck?

549
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:05,119
Speaker 2: They actually had real Chick fil at sandwiches like, but

550
00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:08,880
Speaker 2: they would sell out so fucking fast, that is insane.

551
00:26:08,880 --> 00:26:11,760
Speaker 1: My cafeteria school was you get in there's two lines

552
00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:14,760
Speaker 1: and it's the same fucking slop shit on each side,

553
00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:16,720
Speaker 1: and you just had to wait in line. And if

554
00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:18,480
Speaker 1: you went to the front to like go see what

555
00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:20,239
Speaker 1: there was before you got in line, you would get

556
00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:21,640
Speaker 1: yelled at because they'd be like, get to the back

557
00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:22,920
Speaker 1: of the line, so you had to wait in the

558
00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:24,200
Speaker 1: line just to get to the front and see that

559
00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:27,439
Speaker 1: it was like cold ass fucking green beans, like a

560
00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:32,760
Speaker 1: shitty like empty like pizza that had like no marinaros.

561
00:26:32,359 --> 00:26:35,280
Speaker 2: On it, like sausage pizza. The little fucking nodes of

562
00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:39,080
Speaker 2: sausage was like actually they looked like moles that were

563
00:26:39,119 --> 00:26:41,920
Speaker 2: removed from the lunch ladies backs. Like they were literally

564
00:26:42,240 --> 00:26:45,560
Speaker 2: so fucking nasty, Like I can't and kids ate that

565
00:26:45,600 --> 00:26:48,639
Speaker 2: shit up. I was like, you're freaks. But the kids

566
00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:51,320
Speaker 2: that ran to the lunch room like I want to

567
00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:54,320
Speaker 2: see where they're at today, Like they were about that shit.

568
00:26:54,359 --> 00:26:56,359
Speaker 2: They were all like the weirdos with like the roller

569
00:26:56,440 --> 00:26:59,440
Speaker 2: back backs, but like where are they? Like do you

570
00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:02,280
Speaker 2: know what I mean? Like they're on fucking computer people.

571
00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:03,760
Speaker 1: Who like needed to be at the front of the line.

572
00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:05,440
Speaker 1: I'm like, that shitty food is going to be there

573
00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:08,920
Speaker 1: for the next forty minutes a roller backpack? Did you? Actually?

574
00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:13,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, I did high school but in fifth grade and

575
00:27:13,359 --> 00:27:17,960
Speaker 4: this really big kid would always kick it really Also,

576
00:27:18,119 --> 00:27:20,240
Speaker 4: I brought like a teddy bear to school, like way

577
00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:24,240
Speaker 4: too late into my like elementary school years, and I

578
00:27:24,280 --> 00:27:26,240
Speaker 4: had a roly backpack with a teddy bear that would

579
00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:29,040
Speaker 4: like his head would stick out, and this kid would

580
00:27:29,040 --> 00:27:30,600
Speaker 4: just kick the ship out of it.

581
00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:38,840
Speaker 1: And that's sweet actually a factor you being a like both.

582
00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:43,240
Speaker 4: They're sweet because I'm the underdog and I'm the main character. Okay,

583
00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:43,840
Speaker 4: no matter what.

584
00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:45,520
Speaker 1: I don't know if you've ever watched a movie, but

585
00:27:45,640 --> 00:27:46,920
Speaker 1: usually the that's not how.

586
00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:49,200
Speaker 4: That the kid with thely backpack is not.

587
00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:55,240
Speaker 1: The well have got. It's crazy that like schools make

588
00:27:55,359 --> 00:27:57,800
Speaker 1: kids pay for lunch like they're there was like nothing

589
00:27:57,840 --> 00:27:58,679
Speaker 1: more humiliating.

590
00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:02,399
Speaker 2: Did y'all have book covers? What do you mean like

591
00:28:02,880 --> 00:28:06,720
Speaker 2: the Nylon book covers? Yeah, oh my god, dude, that.

592
00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:07,800
Speaker 1: Was like stretchy ones.

593
00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:10,199
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was like a currency in my school, like

594
00:28:10,240 --> 00:28:13,560
Speaker 2: and I remember, like I was so fucking swagged out,

595
00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:15,639
Speaker 2: Like that's when I knew that I was cooler than

596
00:28:15,640 --> 00:28:19,080
Speaker 2: everybody else. Still, am don't fucking play. Was when I

597
00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:21,080
Speaker 2: had like all the cool book covers and then I

598
00:28:21,119 --> 00:28:23,639
Speaker 2: had that side satchel bag where my binders and books

599
00:28:23,640 --> 00:28:24,840
Speaker 2: would sit in school.

600
00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:26,359
Speaker 1: You would have got beat the funk up because that

601
00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:27,800
Speaker 1: is so embarrassing.

602
00:28:27,320 --> 00:28:29,359
Speaker 2: Like kids who like, no, I was mumu coded, Like

603
00:28:29,359 --> 00:28:31,000
Speaker 2: what are you talking about? Like yeah, like I had

604
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:32,760
Speaker 2: the mu meu side satchel like it was.

605
00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:35,080
Speaker 4: That was the evolution. It was the roly backpack to

606
00:28:35,920 --> 00:28:38,480
Speaker 4: the thing that you strap across your chest. I thought

607
00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:41,080
Speaker 4: it was like a messenger bag or something, messenger bag.

608
00:28:43,160 --> 00:28:45,680
Speaker 1: I didn't know anybody who had those, Like who was

609
00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:46,640
Speaker 1: like cool who had those?

610
00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:49,320
Speaker 2: So my school was different so it was cool.

611
00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:51,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. It feels like you remembered that

612
00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:54,000
Speaker 1: because I was saying you bullied, and then you had

613
00:28:54,040 --> 00:28:56,120
Speaker 1: like a moment where you remembered being bullied, and then

614
00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:56,840
Speaker 1: you brought that up.

615
00:28:57,160 --> 00:28:59,720
Speaker 4: The narrative has shifted. Yeah, you were the person blowing

616
00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:02,480
Speaker 4: people a second ago, and now you're no.

617
00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:04,960
Speaker 2: No, I was. I was wicked, like I wasn't like

618
00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:07,840
Speaker 2: I wasn't like a normal bully. I was like I

619
00:29:07,840 --> 00:29:10,280
Speaker 2: would like, I was like psychological, Like I was like

620
00:29:10,320 --> 00:29:12,680
Speaker 2: a psychological bully. Like I told this kid he had

621
00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:16,080
Speaker 2: squades one time and they didn't like, sob squirrel aids

622
00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:19,320
Speaker 2: for those like and dude, I still feel bad about that.

623
00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:21,120
Speaker 2: And then like the teacher sent me out to the

624
00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:23,840
Speaker 2: hall and I was like oh, I was devastated, and

625
00:29:23,880 --> 00:29:27,640
Speaker 2: then like, yeah, I spray painted him. I threw like

626
00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:31,320
Speaker 2: basketballs at him all the time, and then like, oh, dude,

627
00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:33,200
Speaker 2: actually I don't want to tell that one. That one's mean.

628
00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:36,280
Speaker 1: Well, what I was saying is why the fuck do

629
00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:40,000
Speaker 1: they make children pay for lunch at school? Because that

630
00:29:40,120 --> 00:29:43,120
Speaker 1: is so gnarly. I will never forget going, Like there

631
00:29:43,160 --> 00:29:45,480
Speaker 1: was nothing more humiliating than getting to the front with

632
00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:47,600
Speaker 1: your tray of food and then then putting in your

633
00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:49,280
Speaker 1: number and looking at you and being like you don't

634
00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:51,600
Speaker 1: have any money and taking your tray away from you

635
00:29:51,680 --> 00:29:54,680
Speaker 1: why and giving you cereal and milk, And I was like,

636
00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:57,800
Speaker 1: that is so humiliating, Like each time I would fucking

637
00:29:57,880 --> 00:30:00,520
Speaker 1: cry and be so embarrassed, and just like you're always

638
00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:02,800
Speaker 1: in line with a friend behind you, and like then

639
00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:04,440
Speaker 1: your friend just goes and gets their food, and now

640
00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:06,800
Speaker 1: you're walking with like a thing of cereal and milk

641
00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:08,480
Speaker 1: and your friend has all their fucking hot food and

642
00:30:08,520 --> 00:30:08,880
Speaker 1: you're just.

643
00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:12,520
Speaker 2: Like, dude, it's really gnarly, Like if you think about it,

644
00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:16,640
Speaker 2: like we would rather our children's starve than fucking let

645
00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:19,760
Speaker 2: them eat a two dollars meal that costs two max

646
00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:23,360
Speaker 2: two dollars, but like what, like, actually, what are you.

647
00:30:23,320 --> 00:30:25,520
Speaker 1: Gonna do give my trade to another kid? They would

648
00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:27,280
Speaker 1: just throw my fucking try out, like you might as

649
00:30:27,280 --> 00:30:28,080
Speaker 1: well just give it to.

650
00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:28,960
Speaker 2: Me, Like yeah, exactly.

651
00:30:29,320 --> 00:30:30,600
Speaker 1: We had like I'm hungry.

652
00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:32,960
Speaker 2: We had really sweet lunch ladies, like I love my

653
00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:35,680
Speaker 2: lunch ladies. Like if, like my parents forgot to put

654
00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:37,520
Speaker 2: money on my account or something, they would just be like,

655
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:39,200
Speaker 2: you can pay me next time.

656
00:30:39,280 --> 00:30:41,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, they would let you go sometimes, but like I

657
00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:45,560
Speaker 1: was one of the kids who would always like be like, oh,

658
00:30:46,280 --> 00:30:48,560
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have money next week. Sorry, and they're like,

659
00:30:48,600 --> 00:30:50,840
Speaker 1: You're not gonna have money next week? No, And then.

660
00:30:51,080 --> 00:30:55,320
Speaker 2: Brooke Brooke, no money, no bitches, no swag, Broke bro

661
00:30:55,480 --> 00:30:56,160
Speaker 2: I had a lot.

662
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:58,400
Speaker 1: Of friends who fed me so and I'll never forget

663
00:30:58,400 --> 00:31:00,480
Speaker 1: that kindness that was shared to me. And it was

664
00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:02,800
Speaker 1: a lot of friends who had fallings out with, falling

665
00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:05,360
Speaker 1: out with and then I had to fight them anyway.

666
00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:11,800
Speaker 2: So I will never forget. You got jumped in middle school, bitch.

667
00:31:11,840 --> 00:31:13,840
Speaker 1: I never got jumped, but I have got my ass

668
00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:16,280
Speaker 1: I jumped. Yeah, you got jumped.

669
00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:22,600
Speaker 4: Ten times, bro shut the ten times all in a

670
00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:23,200
Speaker 4: row too.

671
00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:25,880
Speaker 1: Every You're being sacrificed.

672
00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:27,240
Speaker 4: I jumped.

673
00:31:28,520 --> 00:31:31,320
Speaker 1: To get my ass rightfully. So one time, and it

674
00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:35,160
Speaker 1: was by like one of my homegirls, Like I said

675
00:31:35,160 --> 00:31:38,560
Speaker 1: something I should have never said to her, and she

676
00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:43,200
Speaker 1: she had some height on me, and she fucking beat

677
00:31:43,240 --> 00:31:46,920
Speaker 1: my ass. And immediately after we had a really good

678
00:31:46,920 --> 00:31:51,920
Speaker 1: conversation and it was fine. We had a very nice

679
00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:55,040
Speaker 1: conversation that we never beefed again. That was in like

680
00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:55,600
Speaker 1: fifth grade.

681
00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:58,800
Speaker 4: I actually did get jumped one time very quickly. I

682
00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:01,560
Speaker 4: was was I was a freshman again at a new school,

683
00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:04,440
Speaker 4: a new high school, and I.

684
00:32:04,240 --> 00:32:06,000
Speaker 2: Am, so you were like new kids syndrome.

685
00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:10,200
Speaker 4: I was new kid syndrome three times. Yeah. So I

686
00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:12,760
Speaker 4: like I would carpool with this kid, Diego, and we

687
00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:15,720
Speaker 4: had we shared a locker. It was like freshman year

688
00:32:16,080 --> 00:32:18,360
Speaker 4: and this kid comes up and he shoves me against

689
00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:20,040
Speaker 4: the locker. I think this was like a week into

690
00:32:20,120 --> 00:32:22,520
Speaker 4: school or something, but he was in my p class.

691
00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:24,640
Speaker 4: He was really strong. He shoved me against the locker

692
00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:28,040
Speaker 4: and then Diego uh goes around the back of him

693
00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:30,120
Speaker 4: and grabs his hat and throws it on the ground.

694
00:32:30,120 --> 00:32:31,880
Speaker 4: I might have said this on the podcast.

695
00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:32,760
Speaker 1: Is this something that?

696
00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:34,720
Speaker 4: But it was like the nicest thing that anyone's like

697
00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:37,840
Speaker 4: ever done to me or for me. That's so out

698
00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:39,960
Speaker 4: of nowhere. Like I didn't even really know him that well,

699
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:42,400
Speaker 4: but he just like stood up for you. He stood

700
00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:43,840
Speaker 4: up for me, and he like grabbed his hat. He

701
00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:46,800
Speaker 4: grabbed his like fitted San Francisco Giants hat and like

702
00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:49,200
Speaker 4: stomped on it, and he was like, don't do that

703
00:32:49,240 --> 00:32:52,040
Speaker 4: to my friend. And I was like, I was like, bro,

704
00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:52,880
Speaker 4: that was so fun.

705
00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:53,760
Speaker 2: Friends.

706
00:32:53,880 --> 00:32:56,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, at that line in culture, we just like stand

707
00:32:56,320 --> 00:32:58,200
Speaker 1: up for like the yeah.

708
00:33:02,800 --> 00:33:05,320
Speaker 2: White Like damn.

709
00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:06,960
Speaker 1: His parents were feeling themselves.

710
00:33:06,960 --> 00:33:11,120
Speaker 2: They were like, what are we gonna name him?

711
00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:16,840
Speaker 1: I'm gonna name my child San Francisco, San Frian My

712
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:19,920
Speaker 1: name is San Francisco and I from San Diego.

713
00:33:21,280 --> 00:33:22,239
Speaker 5: The fuck uh.

714
00:33:25,200 --> 00:33:27,840
Speaker 2: One time when I was on crutches and I was

715
00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:30,080
Speaker 2: like first in line at this thing, and like one

716
00:33:30,120 --> 00:33:33,240
Speaker 2: of my friends who dated my sister in like seventh

717
00:33:33,320 --> 00:33:36,240
Speaker 2: or eighth grade or something like just was like fucking

718
00:33:36,280 --> 00:33:39,160
Speaker 2: around with me and like just being a dickhead to

719
00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:43,640
Speaker 2: me and just being whatever, just shooting the ship. But

720
00:33:43,680 --> 00:33:44,920
Speaker 2: I wasn't like having.

721
00:33:44,680 --> 00:33:48,600
Speaker 4: It smoking smoking.

722
00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:52,320
Speaker 1: I shot it out because I started to laugh at

723
00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:54,800
Speaker 1: myself because I was gonna be like, whoa, you let

724
00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:57,120
Speaker 1: your friends hit your sister, Like you let them hit that?

725
00:33:57,240 --> 00:33:58,320
Speaker 1: Like that's crazy.

726
00:33:58,400 --> 00:34:00,520
Speaker 2: I did, Bro, it was crazy. I was lit.

727
00:34:00,760 --> 00:34:03,479
Speaker 4: Did you ever get yelled at by your friend's parents? Uh?

728
00:34:03,560 --> 00:34:05,880
Speaker 2: Yes, I'll tell about that in a second. But then

729
00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:08,600
Speaker 2: this kid I boiled over. It was the first time

730
00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:10,880
Speaker 2: I like saw red and I had my crutch and

731
00:34:10,920 --> 00:34:14,000
Speaker 2: I just went and like take the fuck out of

732
00:34:14,040 --> 00:34:16,840
Speaker 2: his shin, like and I literally made him bleed that

733
00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:18,759
Speaker 2: and he never fucked with me ever again. But he

734
00:34:18,840 --> 00:34:20,640
Speaker 2: had like a gash on his leg, and he was

735
00:34:20,640 --> 00:34:22,719
Speaker 2: a track runner, and I like, I was like, go

736
00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:24,000
Speaker 2: for the like, go for the leg, and I just

737
00:34:24,640 --> 00:34:27,200
Speaker 2: and like cut his leg open and bruised it, and

738
00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:29,080
Speaker 2: he was like limping. He was like, bro, what the fuck?

739
00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:30,160
Speaker 4: Like why did you do that?

740
00:34:30,600 --> 00:34:34,160
Speaker 2: I was like, don't fucking play. When I was like

741
00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:40,560
Speaker 2: probably thirteen, my best friend was really into skating. And

742
00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:44,040
Speaker 2: this is when you asked if I've ever gotten yelled

743
00:34:44,080 --> 00:34:46,040
Speaker 2: at by like someone's parents.

744
00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:48,120
Speaker 4: Which, by the way, is like one of the worst

745
00:34:48,280 --> 00:34:50,080
Speaker 4: it's whole things that can happen to someone.

746
00:34:50,239 --> 00:34:53,799
Speaker 2: It is literally horrible, horrible feeling. And I still to

747
00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:56,759
Speaker 2: this day when I think about it, I get like like, oh,

748
00:34:56,760 --> 00:34:59,800
Speaker 2: fuck the fuck, Like I get like nervous. But yeah,

749
00:34:59,840 --> 00:35:01,759
Speaker 2: my my friend was really into skating at the time,

750
00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:06,520
Speaker 2: and his dad was like this like macho guy. He

751
00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:09,560
Speaker 2: like built everything. He fixed up cars and boats and

752
00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:12,160
Speaker 2: like he was a pilot and he did everything like

753
00:35:12,200 --> 00:35:18,040
Speaker 2: he was actually really cool, but he helped. He was

754
00:35:18,080 --> 00:35:23,319
Speaker 2: helping his son build like a half pipe, like he

755
00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:25,760
Speaker 2: was like built. We were building a half pipe for him,

756
00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:28,920
Speaker 2: and like I was like a fucking skinny, little scrawny,

757
00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:31,319
Speaker 2: fucking nasty twink, like I was gross. I was like

758
00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:36,080
Speaker 2: I was needed to eat a fucking Burger challenge. And

759
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:39,440
Speaker 2: we were building this half pipe and I came over

760
00:35:39,520 --> 00:35:41,480
Speaker 2: on the day they were building it, and the dad

761
00:35:41,560 --> 00:35:43,279
Speaker 2: was like, hey, Drew, come over here and help me.

762
00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:45,799
Speaker 2: And I went over there to help him. Went over

763
00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:48,080
Speaker 2: there to help him, and he was like moving like

764
00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:50,440
Speaker 2: giant sheets of plywood because they were almost done and

765
00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:52,880
Speaker 2: they were stapling like the top on or nailing the

766
00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:56,720
Speaker 2: top on, and I just could not I physically could

767
00:35:56,719 --> 00:35:59,200
Speaker 2: not hold my end of the giant sheet of plywood,

768
00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:01,440
Speaker 2: and I was like dropping it and I just like

769
00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:03,239
Speaker 2: I couldn't do it. And I kept telling hibod He's like, no,

770
00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:04,279
Speaker 2: you got it, you got it, and we had to

771
00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:06,480
Speaker 2: walk like thirty more feet and then I just like

772
00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:09,120
Speaker 2: drop it and then he like drops it on his

773
00:36:09,120 --> 00:36:11,239
Speaker 2: feet and he gets Oh my god. He was so

774
00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:13,719
Speaker 2: fucking that. He was like, why didn't you w you

775
00:36:13,760 --> 00:36:14,600
Speaker 2: are gonna drop it?

776
00:36:14,680 --> 00:36:16,560
Speaker 4: Like that could have really injured.

777
00:36:16,239 --> 00:36:18,520
Speaker 2: Me, and like he was like reaming into me, and

778
00:36:18,560 --> 00:36:21,160
Speaker 2: my friend was like, bro, like what the fuck is

779
00:36:21,200 --> 00:36:23,759
Speaker 2: going on? He'd like he took his anger out on

780
00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:26,160
Speaker 2: me and snapped at me, and I just was like, Okay,

781
00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:27,880
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go home. And I called my dad and

782
00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:29,719
Speaker 2: waited at the top of the driveway and went home.

783
00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:33,520
Speaker 2: And it was like I was terrified. He like scared

784
00:36:33,560 --> 00:36:35,080
Speaker 2: the fuck at me. But he's still cool today, he

785
00:36:35,120 --> 00:36:37,839
Speaker 2: showed me I see him all the time still, But yeah,

786
00:36:38,120 --> 00:36:39,200
Speaker 2: evil wow.

787
00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:42,000
Speaker 1: I personally would have gotten the police.

788
00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:45,319
Speaker 2: I wouldn't. I would have called them personally. I would

789
00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:47,040
Speaker 2: not handle he personally.

790
00:36:47,040 --> 00:36:48,360
Speaker 1: I would have beat his ass. I would not have

791
00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:50,480
Speaker 1: let him talk to me like that like some one.

792
00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:53,759
Speaker 4: I used to carpool and like middle school with people

793
00:36:53,800 --> 00:36:57,040
Speaker 4: who lived in my neighborhood, and I was late every time.

794
00:36:57,600 --> 00:37:01,279
Speaker 4: It was my bad but whatever. And then one day

795
00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:04,200
Speaker 4: we were like coming back and I was in the

796
00:37:04,239 --> 00:37:07,600
Speaker 4: cars making like annoying jokes, and the driver, who was

797
00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:10,960
Speaker 4: like my neighbor's mom, was like, you know what, kay,

798
00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:13,279
Speaker 4: Like I really wish you would shut the fuck up,

799
00:37:13,680 --> 00:37:16,799
Speaker 4: because you're late every morning. You hold everyone up and

800
00:37:16,880 --> 00:37:21,520
Speaker 4: like destroyed me, like completely destroyed me. And then she

801
00:37:21,719 --> 00:37:23,920
Speaker 4: was like, i'm I want you to get out of

802
00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:25,200
Speaker 4: the car and I want you to walk the rest

803
00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:27,760
Speaker 4: of the way. And then I walked. But I needed

804
00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:31,160
Speaker 4: this like I needed it. Like ever since then, I

805
00:37:31,200 --> 00:37:34,960
Speaker 4: have not been as late to things. I swear together trama, No,

806
00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:37,600
Speaker 4: it's good, It's really good again.

807
00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:39,000
Speaker 1: I would have let her get away with that. I

808
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:40,359
Speaker 1: would have been like, you know what, bitch, you get

809
00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:41,680
Speaker 1: out of the fucking car, and I would have fought

810
00:37:41,680 --> 00:37:42,120
Speaker 1: her ass.

811
00:37:42,040 --> 00:37:45,560
Speaker 2: Right there her hair. I would have splashed hob and

812
00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:49,680
Speaker 2: yarrow juice on her, like I don't play with that.

813
00:37:50,040 --> 00:37:52,600
Speaker 1: I guess, like, actually I didn't hang out with like

814
00:37:52,680 --> 00:37:55,520
Speaker 1: my friends. I was like in the kind of household

815
00:37:55,520 --> 00:37:57,000
Speaker 1: that if I hung out with my friends, they would

816
00:37:57,040 --> 00:38:00,839
Speaker 1: usually come to my house. But I never had any

817
00:38:00,880 --> 00:38:02,840
Speaker 1: of my friends yell at me. But I had my

818
00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:07,080
Speaker 1: godparents who I was really close with their kids. My

819
00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:09,719
Speaker 1: godfather yelled at me like twice, which I also think

820
00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:13,960
Speaker 1: I said this on the podcast, but we like I

821
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:15,840
Speaker 1: had a really bad habit as a kid that before

822
00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:17,719
Speaker 1: the car came to a stop, I would open the

823
00:38:17,719 --> 00:38:19,920
Speaker 1: door and get out, and he would always be like,

824
00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:21,719
Speaker 1: do not do that. Don't do that. That's dangerous. I

825
00:38:21,719 --> 00:38:23,440
Speaker 1: don't want to run over your foot. Don't fucking do that.

826
00:38:23,600 --> 00:38:25,520
Speaker 1: And then one time I did it, and he would

827
00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:27,759
Speaker 1: like blast music in the car. So I did it

828
00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:31,680
Speaker 1: and he slammed the car shut. He slammed the car

829
00:38:32,320 --> 00:38:34,680
Speaker 1: like to a stop, turned down the music and turned

830
00:38:34,719 --> 00:38:36,279
Speaker 1: to me and was like, what the fuck did I

831
00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:38,960
Speaker 1: tell you about doing that? And I was like and

832
00:38:39,080 --> 00:38:40,880
Speaker 1: he was like, no, We're gonna try this again, and

833
00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:43,560
Speaker 1: he pulled out of the driveway, went around the block

834
00:38:43,640 --> 00:38:46,040
Speaker 1: and like had the music blaring again, like he literally

835
00:38:46,040 --> 00:38:48,799
Speaker 1: recreated the whole scene. And my ass never opened that

836
00:38:48,840 --> 00:38:50,880
Speaker 1: door too fast ever again I could. I was like,

837
00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:53,520
Speaker 1: that was insane. He had never yelled at me, never

838
00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:55,759
Speaker 1: raised his voice, but he just like went in on me.

839
00:38:55,840 --> 00:38:57,359
Speaker 1: He was like, and if I fucking broke your foot,

840
00:38:57,360 --> 00:38:58,879
Speaker 1: then it's my fucking fault, and your dad's gonna beat

841
00:38:58,880 --> 00:39:00,640
Speaker 1: my fucking ass, Like, don't fuck do that, and like

842
00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:02,920
Speaker 1: went in on me and then went back around, and

843
00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:04,759
Speaker 1: then I just never opened the door to.

844
00:39:04,920 --> 00:39:08,360
Speaker 4: Sure will change the trajectory of your moral and ethical compass.

845
00:39:08,520 --> 00:39:08,759
Speaker 1: Yeah.

846
00:39:09,760 --> 00:39:13,560
Speaker 2: When Adele yelled at me, what, I don't even want

847
00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:14,279
Speaker 2: to talk about it.

848
00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:19,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, that seems interesting.

849
00:39:20,040 --> 00:39:24,000
Speaker 2: We were just like chilling a bunch, like yeah, she

850
00:39:24,239 --> 00:39:29,120
Speaker 2: like poured acid towards me. It didn't hit any thankfully.

851
00:39:29,160 --> 00:39:31,680
Speaker 1: But there's like certain stories that I want to tell,

852
00:39:31,719 --> 00:39:36,759
Speaker 1: but I think they would not be taken lightly, so

853
00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:37,479
Speaker 1: I'm not.

854
00:39:37,400 --> 00:39:45,640
Speaker 2: Gonna yeah, yeah, yeah, mm hmm.

855
00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:49,080
Speaker 1: When we have nothing to talk about, we're like, let's

856
00:39:49,080 --> 00:39:51,759
Speaker 1: go down memory lane, Like let's talk about our.

857
00:39:51,719 --> 00:39:53,799
Speaker 2: Child had so much ship to talk about. That was

858
00:39:53,840 --> 00:39:57,120
Speaker 2: just a free flowing, organic conversation, which is really nice.

859
00:39:58,280 --> 00:40:01,239
Speaker 2: We can talk about how men or nasty and will

860
00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:03,239
Speaker 2: always cheat? Should we talk about that? Should we get

861
00:40:03,239 --> 00:40:05,800
Speaker 2: into that?

862
00:40:06,200 --> 00:40:06,480
Speaker 1: Sure?

863
00:40:08,120 --> 00:40:12,280
Speaker 2: Okay, so a classic classic cheater?

864
00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:16,160
Speaker 1: Oh are you saying that because of what we saw yesterday?

865
00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:18,479
Speaker 2: I don't even know what you're referencing. I'm talking about

866
00:40:18,480 --> 00:40:20,279
Speaker 2: something else, but throw it in there.

867
00:40:21,480 --> 00:40:23,480
Speaker 1: No, because if anybody's gonna watch Love is Blind, you

868
00:40:23,520 --> 00:40:23,960
Speaker 1: need to watch.

869
00:40:24,360 --> 00:40:31,319
Speaker 2: That's partially that. But no, Stephen fucking Hawking cheating on

870
00:40:31,400 --> 00:40:37,960
Speaker 2: his wife Riz literally silent robotic riz, Like let's talk

871
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:39,680
Speaker 2: about that he has robot RIZ.

872
00:40:39,719 --> 00:40:46,400
Speaker 6: But but that motherfucker cheated on his wife and couldn't

873
00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:49,560
Speaker 6: fucking move, Like he literally couldn't move, and he cheated

874
00:40:49,560 --> 00:40:51,480
Speaker 6: on his wife with one of his nurses.

875
00:40:51,600 --> 00:40:54,200
Speaker 2: Like, if there's one thing you can count on a

876
00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:56,400
Speaker 2: man doing it, it's gonna be a fucking cheat. Like

877
00:40:56,440 --> 00:40:58,800
Speaker 2: I can't as.

878
00:40:58,640 --> 00:41:01,240
Speaker 1: In the trajectory of any buddy who is like dating

879
00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:03,920
Speaker 1: a man, like you better believe at some point you're

880
00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:05,640
Speaker 1: gonna have to talk about the fact that he cheated,

881
00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:06,319
Speaker 1: Like it's just.

882
00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:08,560
Speaker 2: In some capacity. It may not be hooking up, it

883
00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:10,960
Speaker 2: may not be doing s, but like in some capacity

884
00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:13,319
Speaker 2: he's gonna look at a woman wrong or something. But like,

885
00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:15,919
Speaker 2: oh my god, if Stephen Hawking can cheat, any man

886
00:41:15,960 --> 00:41:19,239
Speaker 2: will cheat, Like just think about that. Also, why was

887
00:41:19,239 --> 00:41:21,680
Speaker 2: he on Epstein's Island, Like, let's really talk about that.

888
00:41:21,719 --> 00:41:25,680
Speaker 2: What was he doing there? But anyways, wait, what he

889
00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:29,000
Speaker 2: was on Epstein's Island? There's pictures of him there.

890
00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:31,760
Speaker 4: Yes, I didn't know that.

891
00:41:31,560 --> 00:41:35,720
Speaker 2: There's pictures of him there, bro, isn't that crazy.

892
00:41:37,760 --> 00:41:40,120
Speaker 1: Any business being there, let alone him? He had no

893
00:41:40,239 --> 00:41:44,280
Speaker 1: business being there, Like, why are you there, dude? Imagine

894
00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:46,920
Speaker 1: actually not knowing what's up with Epstein and like being

895
00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:48,440
Speaker 1: invited to an island.

896
00:41:48,120 --> 00:41:54,120
Speaker 2: Like it's like realistically a billionaire flying in.

897
00:41:55,960 --> 00:41:57,719
Speaker 1: A billionaire came up to me right now. I was like,

898
00:41:58,000 --> 00:41:59,319
Speaker 1: you do you want to get on a private check

899
00:41:59,400 --> 00:42:01,840
Speaker 1: on my island. I've like, oh, yes, and that twenty

900
00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:07,880
Speaker 1: years from now there's the picture of me like posted

901
00:42:08,280 --> 00:42:09,920
Speaker 1: it and it's like I did. It turned out to

902
00:42:09,920 --> 00:42:12,480
Speaker 1: be the fucking killer And I was just like, like

903
00:42:12,840 --> 00:42:15,400
Speaker 1: all my pictures of Hella outye were like, look how

904
00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:17,120
Speaker 1: happy she wish she was fully involved?

905
00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:23,120
Speaker 2: What's that robot girl? What's that robot girl? Little Michaela, dude,

906
00:42:23,200 --> 00:42:26,000
Speaker 2: Little Michaela met Epstein. She was on that fucking island.

907
00:42:26,840 --> 00:42:29,200
Speaker 2: There's a picture of it.

908
00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:33,120
Speaker 1: Like, I'd be so pissed because imagine you went and

909
00:42:33,160 --> 00:42:36,080
Speaker 1: it wasn't even that fun too, and now you're involved, bitch,

910
00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:36,880
Speaker 1: I'd be pissed.

911
00:42:38,080 --> 00:42:44,080
Speaker 2: But there's literally a picture of her and Epstein together,

912
00:42:44,280 --> 00:42:46,600
Speaker 2: Like this is crazy and it's a print out, so you.

913
00:42:46,560 --> 00:42:57,359
Speaker 7: Know it's real, Like, what the fuck, dude, Oh my god, Wow,

914
00:42:59,200 --> 00:43:02,400
Speaker 7: the idea of you being fosted up with Glenn Maxwell,

915
00:43:06,760 --> 00:43:07,480
Speaker 7: that's what's worse.

916
00:43:07,560 --> 00:43:09,840
Speaker 1: It's like you were probably a little drug. So the

917
00:43:09,880 --> 00:43:14,239
Speaker 1: photos aren't even good pictures. Yeah, I just posted up.

918
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:18,400
Speaker 1: I'd be so pissed. Guys, I didn't know. I just

919
00:43:18,440 --> 00:43:21,520
Speaker 1: like heard free. I just heard island.

920
00:43:21,520 --> 00:43:24,160
Speaker 4: A really hard week working your ass off and then

921
00:43:24,160 --> 00:43:25,319
Speaker 4: you get this invitation and.

922
00:43:26,719 --> 00:43:29,440
Speaker 1: A godsend thank you so much, Like.

923
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:32,240
Speaker 4: You're like, yeah, the trip had kind of weird vibes.

924
00:43:32,280 --> 00:43:33,440
Speaker 4: People were being a little bit weird.

925
00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:35,239
Speaker 1: People would disappear for a few hours, but I just

926
00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:36,359
Speaker 1: thought they were sleeping, like it.

927
00:43:36,360 --> 00:43:37,920
Speaker 4: It was a really big way I left out. They

928
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:39,479
Speaker 4: were getting like invited to ship.

929
00:43:39,600 --> 00:43:41,120
Speaker 2: Well, I'll leave us with one more thing and then

930
00:43:41,120 --> 00:43:45,799
Speaker 2: we can get into media and stuff. Is actually the

931
00:43:46,600 --> 00:43:53,359
Speaker 2: oh that's what I mean, media ship. Yeah, but this

932
00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:56,040
Speaker 2: one's kind of sweet. But I was just like, I

933
00:43:56,040 --> 00:44:00,279
Speaker 2: forget where we were. We were at the uh Eaves

934
00:44:00,400 --> 00:44:03,919
Speaker 2: Tumor show and just like seeing all these people being like, oh,

935
00:44:04,040 --> 00:44:07,040
Speaker 2: like I was watching when I was like thirteen fourteen,

936
00:44:07,480 --> 00:44:11,400
Speaker 2: brain rotted. You're a dangerous person. Love you, but if

937
00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:14,560
Speaker 2: you're still listening, like like I don't know.

938
00:44:15,280 --> 00:44:17,719
Speaker 1: I don't know where You're just as crazy as we are.

939
00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:20,600
Speaker 2: We're just as crazy as we are. But I was

940
00:44:20,640 --> 00:44:22,640
Speaker 2: just like looking around and thinking, I was like, damn, dude,

941
00:44:22,640 --> 00:44:24,640
Speaker 2: we really did like all like kind of grow up

942
00:44:24,680 --> 00:44:28,319
Speaker 2: together in a way. Like ye, I'm glad like I

943
00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:30,600
Speaker 2: got to grow up on the internet. And it's just

944
00:44:30,640 --> 00:44:34,320
Speaker 2: really sweet to just like hear stories of people being like, oh, yeah,

945
00:44:34,360 --> 00:44:36,239
Speaker 2: like I saw you when I was fourteen and now

946
00:44:36,280 --> 00:44:39,680
Speaker 2: I'm like graduating nursing school and like, yeah, it's so crazy.

947
00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:43,000
Speaker 1: Here's me because like that's like one of those moments

948
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:45,719
Speaker 1: where I actually have a concept of time because if

949
00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:47,600
Speaker 1: like one of you comes up to us and it's like, oh, yeah,

950
00:44:47,600 --> 00:44:50,240
Speaker 1: I've been watching you since I was like fucking twelve,

951
00:44:50,719 --> 00:44:53,160
Speaker 1: and now I'm I'm looking at the face of an adult.

952
00:44:53,360 --> 00:44:55,680
Speaker 1: Like it's like, yeah, I've been watching you since you

953
00:44:55,760 --> 00:44:57,880
Speaker 1: started on the internet for like ten years ago, and

954
00:44:57,920 --> 00:45:00,680
Speaker 1: I'm looking at like the face of another I'm just like,

955
00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:05,680
Speaker 1: how are you ever twelve years old watching my content

956
00:45:05,920 --> 00:45:08,600
Speaker 1: like that? Like like I like can't correlate it, and

957
00:45:08,640 --> 00:45:10,719
Speaker 1: it freaks me out, but in a sweet way because

958
00:45:10,719 --> 00:45:12,600
Speaker 1: I'm just like, oh my god, that's insane. And then

959
00:45:12,640 --> 00:45:15,560
Speaker 1: it makes me, uh think about the fact that, like

960
00:45:15,600 --> 00:45:17,120
Speaker 1: I actually have an effect on people, which I don't

961
00:45:17,120 --> 00:45:18,719
Speaker 1: want to think about because that scares me. But I'm

962
00:45:18,760 --> 00:45:19,839
Speaker 1: a good person, so it's okay.

963
00:45:20,080 --> 00:45:24,920
Speaker 2: Someone like one there, we met, like this nurse that

964
00:45:25,280 --> 00:45:27,719
Speaker 2: was just like, oh, like, it's so like, y'all make

965
00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:31,239
Speaker 2: me feel like less crazy because like y'all are fucking weirdos,

966
00:45:31,239 --> 00:45:33,520
Speaker 2: and it's just like really sweet. But I forgot who

967
00:45:33,600 --> 00:45:37,880
Speaker 2: I was talking to about it, but someone Uh, I

968
00:45:37,960 --> 00:45:39,440
Speaker 2: had the thought, but then I lost.

969
00:45:39,280 --> 00:45:40,680
Speaker 4: It when you were talking.

970
00:45:40,840 --> 00:45:42,440
Speaker 2: But whatever, it doesn't matter.

971
00:45:42,640 --> 00:45:43,200
Speaker 4: Let's move on.

972
00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:46,800
Speaker 1: Oh wow, oh wow, that's my fucking move on. Also,

973
00:45:46,840 --> 00:45:49,120
Speaker 1: that just reminded me of we've literally said on the

974
00:45:49,160 --> 00:45:51,040
Speaker 1: podcast before, like if you were a doctor and you

975
00:45:51,120 --> 00:45:52,640
Speaker 1: listen to the shit, I'm fucking scared of you. And

976
00:45:52,680 --> 00:45:54,040
Speaker 1: then she was like I'm a nurse and I was like,

977
00:45:55,360 --> 00:45:58,640
Speaker 1: you're crazy. Wow, you're crazy, but love live left Love.

978
00:45:58,719 --> 00:46:08,040
Speaker 1: She was awesome. Drew sya Corner, Oh my god, welcome

979
00:46:08,080 --> 00:46:09,480
Speaker 1: to Drew sy on Corner.

980
00:46:11,200 --> 00:46:13,640
Speaker 2: So this one's just a classic. You've already seen it.

981
00:46:13,640 --> 00:46:18,879
Speaker 2: It's like three weeks old. She ate this, let him

982
00:46:18,880 --> 00:46:21,000
Speaker 2: cook that. Who the fuck is going to be doing

983
00:46:21,040 --> 00:46:31,520
Speaker 2: the disheski scratching a bug bite feels like evil masturbation.

984
00:46:35,560 --> 00:46:36,800
Speaker 1: That's a really good one.

985
00:46:37,400 --> 00:46:40,400
Speaker 2: Having a crush gives me the same symptoms of psychosis,

986
00:46:42,640 --> 00:46:49,040
Speaker 2: like delusions of grande. You're like, really, okay, this one

987
00:46:49,680 --> 00:46:52,400
Speaker 2: is like a thought that I had that will probably

988
00:46:52,440 --> 00:46:58,200
Speaker 2: be cut out, But I don't have it written out

989
00:46:58,200 --> 00:46:59,880
Speaker 2: in drew sy out for him, so I kind of

990
00:46:59,880 --> 00:47:03,439
Speaker 2: just I go into it a little bit. But how

991
00:47:03,440 --> 00:47:07,120
Speaker 2: do people with dementia and alzheimers still remember to be racist?

992
00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:12,000
Speaker 2: Like literally on their deathbed? Like there's still racist, Like

993
00:47:12,360 --> 00:47:16,640
Speaker 2: it's so deeply ingrained into their fucking like racist homophobic,

994
00:47:16,800 --> 00:47:17,640
Speaker 2: Like what the hell?

995
00:47:17,840 --> 00:47:20,400
Speaker 1: Like, how is that the one thing that sticks?

996
00:47:20,480 --> 00:47:20,680
Speaker 2: Like it?

997
00:47:21,200 --> 00:47:22,160
Speaker 1: It makes no sense?

998
00:47:22,200 --> 00:47:24,360
Speaker 2: And then like you'll see videos of people like walking

999
00:47:24,400 --> 00:47:27,520
Speaker 2: down halls with like their dementia or all timered out

1000
00:47:27,640 --> 00:47:30,840
Speaker 2: like mom, and like you're they're walking behind her filming

1001
00:47:30,880 --> 00:47:33,680
Speaker 2: and them Mom is just like you fucking fat pig,

1002
00:47:33,760 --> 00:47:36,000
Speaker 2: Like I fucking hate you? Why you follow me? Freak bitch?

1003
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:38,120
Speaker 2: Like I fucking hate you, Like, leave me the fuck alone.

1004
00:47:38,200 --> 00:47:41,279
Speaker 2: And then like the girls like, oh my god, like

1005
00:47:41,280 --> 00:47:44,040
Speaker 2: how do how do dementia people remember to be mean?

1006
00:47:44,280 --> 00:47:45,560
Speaker 2: Like I don't know.

1007
00:47:45,600 --> 00:47:48,440
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, do you remember to just be evil? But

1008
00:47:48,520 --> 00:47:50,600
Speaker 1: maybe that's like a sign that like that person might

1009
00:47:50,600 --> 00:47:52,839
Speaker 1: have just had like a little evil in them that's

1010
00:47:52,840 --> 00:47:55,640
Speaker 1: like always lingered, and like that's just the part of

1011
00:47:55,640 --> 00:47:58,080
Speaker 1: their brain that still works. Like I just don't understand it.

1012
00:47:58,640 --> 00:48:02,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's really crazy. Um do I got anymore? I

1013
00:48:02,600 --> 00:48:03,400
Speaker 2: think that's all I have.

1014
00:48:03,680 --> 00:48:05,480
Speaker 1: I'm trying to remember I said something in the car

1015
00:48:05,520 --> 00:48:07,360
Speaker 1: that you were like, write that down, but I didn't.

1016
00:48:08,040 --> 00:48:11,560
Speaker 1: I simply didn't, because my funniness just like you have

1017
00:48:11,600 --> 00:48:13,200
Speaker 1: to be there for it, and if you're not there,

1018
00:48:13,239 --> 00:48:15,880
Speaker 1: and then like I don't know what's tucky. You just

1019
00:48:15,920 --> 00:48:18,960
Speaker 1: weren't there, and now you won't believe I'm funny.

1020
00:48:19,200 --> 00:48:21,960
Speaker 2: Daniel Roseberry from Scaparellia.

1021
00:48:21,280 --> 00:48:24,160
Speaker 1: Is fine, you writing that down.

1022
00:48:24,400 --> 00:48:26,480
Speaker 2: I wanted to talk about it, but oh yeah.

1023
00:48:26,360 --> 00:48:28,799
Speaker 1: You were supposed to show me people you found attractive.

1024
00:48:28,920 --> 00:48:30,520
Speaker 1: And then I was gonna tell you if I like.

1025
00:48:30,600 --> 00:48:32,600
Speaker 2: Agreed with you, Yeah, we'll do that next episode.

1026
00:48:32,600 --> 00:48:36,359
Speaker 1: Okay, we'll do it with Josiah. Yeah, Drew said that

1027
00:48:36,480 --> 00:48:40,040
Speaker 1: my taste in What did you say about my tasted men?

1028
00:48:40,239 --> 00:48:45,520
Speaker 2: I don't remember exactly, but it's just really like bizarre.

1029
00:48:45,960 --> 00:48:49,200
Speaker 1: Like I feel like you could probably like if we

1030
00:48:49,239 --> 00:48:52,080
Speaker 1: put like five people up. I feel like if you

1031
00:48:52,120 --> 00:48:54,120
Speaker 1: put five women up, I think you would easily be

1032
00:48:54,160 --> 00:48:57,439
Speaker 1: able to choose who I thought was attractive. But for men,

1033
00:48:57,719 --> 00:48:58,920
Speaker 1: it's just so obscure.

1034
00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:02,359
Speaker 2: It's like that's the yeah, Like her attraction is just

1035
00:49:02,520 --> 00:49:05,640
Speaker 2: very obscure, Like it's like down to the minute detail,

1036
00:49:05,800 --> 00:49:10,120
Speaker 2: like the nosebridge. Like I've noticed like every single man

1037
00:49:10,160 --> 00:49:12,439
Speaker 2: you're like, oh, he's fine, has like the exact same

1038
00:49:12,560 --> 00:49:13,680
Speaker 2: like bump in their nose.

1039
00:49:13,760 --> 00:49:28,400
Speaker 5: I'm like, and yeah, o oh hello, no, oh hell.

1040
00:49:28,320 --> 00:49:30,799
Speaker 2: No, fuck I suck at it.

1041
00:49:31,960 --> 00:49:33,440
Speaker 3: My name is Carmen Winston.

1042
00:49:33,680 --> 00:49:35,120
Speaker 1: My name is Carmen Winstead.

1043
00:49:35,200 --> 00:49:38,719
Speaker 3: I'm seventeen years old. I'm very similar to you. Did

1044
00:49:38,760 --> 00:49:43,279
Speaker 3: I have dad? When I was seventeen years old, three

1045
00:49:43,360 --> 00:49:48,759
Speaker 3: girls pushed me down a well. I got stuck down there.

1046
00:49:50,320 --> 00:49:53,160
Speaker 3: Send this chain email to twenty five of your friends

1047
00:49:53,200 --> 00:49:54,520
Speaker 3: or she'll come and kill you.

1048
00:49:57,040 --> 00:49:58,799
Speaker 1: My name is Drew Phillips.

1049
00:50:00,239 --> 00:50:08,440
Speaker 2: Ah, all right, idea of the week. We need to

1050
00:50:08,440 --> 00:50:10,920
Speaker 2: have Anthony. No, we need way where we need to

1051
00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:13,879
Speaker 2: have a low Anthony to record us one of those.

1052
00:50:14,440 --> 00:50:15,960
Speaker 1: Do you think he would? I bet if we paid

1053
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:16,560
Speaker 1: him he would.

1054
00:50:16,719 --> 00:50:18,920
Speaker 2: Hell, you don't think if we paid him? There pictures

1055
00:50:18,960 --> 00:50:20,560
Speaker 2: of him that came out and I was like, oh

1056
00:50:20,600 --> 00:50:23,120
Speaker 2: my god, that is a straight man like. But then

1057
00:50:23,160 --> 00:50:25,239
Speaker 2: there were some pictures that I saw that I was like,

1058
00:50:26,920 --> 00:50:29,879
Speaker 2: there's a little gay in him, Like he's he really

1059
00:50:29,920 --> 00:50:31,759
Speaker 2: is a little gay and he's just repressing that ship.

1060
00:50:32,680 --> 00:50:36,160
Speaker 2: He's like, Scared Straight. We need to start a show

1061
00:50:36,160 --> 00:50:41,399
Speaker 2: called Scared Straight where it is gay people conversion therapy.

1062
00:50:42,040 --> 00:50:44,680
Speaker 1: Oh. I don't think we need to though, So that's crazy.

1063
00:50:46,040 --> 00:50:47,920
Speaker 1: Uh fuck, I forgot what I was gonna say.

1064
00:50:48,280 --> 00:50:54,719
Speaker 2: Renegade, renegade, renegade. Oh so when I talk, it's a

1065
00:50:54,719 --> 00:50:59,160
Speaker 2: little about our little I was gonna start rapping. Yeah,

1066
00:50:59,160 --> 00:51:02,600
Speaker 2: I've been wrapping up on recently rap album coming soon.

1067
00:51:03,800 --> 00:51:07,120
Speaker 1: My media of the week is what did we watch?

1068
00:51:07,200 --> 00:51:07,359
Speaker 5: Oh?

1069
00:51:07,400 --> 00:51:12,560
Speaker 1: We watched the Second Exorcist. They made a movie about

1070
00:51:12,560 --> 00:51:16,040
Speaker 1: me and Oriyan. The second literally about me and Orian

1071
00:51:16,040 --> 00:51:16,800
Speaker 1: in our wing bots.

1072
00:51:17,080 --> 00:51:20,520
Speaker 4: Literally before you've had your coffee in the morning.

1073
00:51:20,680 --> 00:51:23,160
Speaker 1: That's literally a joke Drew made while we were watching.

1074
00:51:22,920 --> 00:51:25,359
Speaker 2: It, And I said, the wingbot joke.

1075
00:51:25,800 --> 00:51:27,680
Speaker 1: He said the wingbot joke at the same time. Did

1076
00:51:27,719 --> 00:51:30,160
Speaker 1: o Ryan tell you that? You whispered it to Oriyan

1077
00:51:30,280 --> 00:51:32,279
Speaker 1: and I a second later said it and she goes

1078
00:51:32,400 --> 00:51:34,560
Speaker 1: Drew literally just said that to me. So we had

1079
00:51:34,560 --> 00:51:36,600
Speaker 1: the same joke at the same time. Loaded up.

1080
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:38,359
Speaker 2: Well, no, I said it first, So.

1081
00:51:40,440 --> 00:51:43,600
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, I'm speaking from personal experience, so.

1082
00:51:43,680 --> 00:51:44,719
Speaker 2: Like bitch me too.

1083
00:51:47,760 --> 00:51:50,040
Speaker 1: But yeah, that's the only movie I.

1084
00:51:50,040 --> 00:51:51,719
Speaker 2: Would throw your wing bet away. I'm gonna be.

1085
00:51:51,760 --> 00:51:54,839
Speaker 1: Honest, Why oh have you been using it?

1086
00:51:55,160 --> 00:52:01,480
Speaker 2: I put it on my butthole yeast infectioned my stink butt.

1087
00:52:01,880 --> 00:52:05,959
Speaker 1: B B time. My media of the week is I

1088
00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:08,839
Speaker 1: think I already said this The Abandoned Luncheonette album by

1089
00:52:08,880 --> 00:52:12,440
Speaker 1: Daryl Hall and John Oates, and I'm still listening to

1090
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Speaker 1: I Want You Like That album by Marvin Gaye and

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Speaker 1: oh my god, the Troy song what is It one

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Speaker 1: of Your Girls?

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Speaker 2: That song is so good.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I've been listening to that one a lot.

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Speaker 2: Look at you, look at you.

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Speaker 1: Look at you, look at me? One of your girls

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Speaker 1: by choice.

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Speaker 2: Von look around the room. It's a fine day. Opis three.

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Speaker 2: Still listening to the one on Tricks Point Never album

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Speaker 2: still listening to your boujin and Boards of Canada. I

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Speaker 2: don't have any specific songs to give y'all other than

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Speaker 2: Opus three. I will say it's a fine day. Opus

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Speaker 2: three is quite literally the best song ever made. Like,

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Speaker 2: are you certain you better not be serving count while

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Speaker 2: I'm talking to you?

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Speaker 1: You're not doing your media of the week while I'm

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Speaker 1: serving cut in front of the camera.

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Speaker 2: When I get that, better not be serving count?

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Speaker 1: Why did that joke come back up? Like I think

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Speaker 1: you said it first, you said it's.

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Speaker 2: I've just been saying it randomly, and then you'd like

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Speaker 2: say it back to me, and then I say it

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Speaker 2: back to you, and we say it four times in

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Speaker 2: a row.

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Speaker 1: It's the same thing as when we see something we're like,

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Speaker 1: okay me when I'm and then we just describe what

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Speaker 1: we're looking at it. I think because we were.

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Speaker 2: In there when I'm a hydroflask with a du we

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Speaker 2: were in the.

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Speaker 1: Who was that?

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Speaker 4: All?

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Speaker 1: Right? Well, thank you guys for watching somebody. I saw

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Speaker 1: somebody be like the way and you cuts the podcast

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Speaker 1: off every time scares the funk out of me because

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Speaker 1: I'm like, all right, guys.

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Speaker 2: By like literally, but we watched the Exorcists and forty X,

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Speaker 2: and that movie would have been terrible if it didn't

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Speaker 2: have forty X.

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Speaker 1: Every movie should be in forty X. It's so fucking funny.

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Speaker 2: Like This New World. Yeah, it literally is.

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Speaker 1: The theme part. But yeah, I literally have nothing else

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Speaker 1: to say, so fuck you boy

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Speaker 4: M