WEBVTT - The Spiral Explained

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<v Speaker 1>Hello gorgeous it's lala kent welcome to untraditionally lala.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome back hello gorgeous we're here with untraditionally lala what

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<v Speaker 2>makes lala untraditional her family and the dynamic welcome mom

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<v Speaker 2>hi how are you we're good how are you i'm happy.

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<v Speaker 1>Good hi tt hi um People were asking after last

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<v Speaker 1>week's episode what my spiral was.

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<v Speaker 3>Now mom's looking down.

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<v Speaker 4>I was making sure I didn't have Himalayan salt on

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<v Speaker 4>my shirt.

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<v Speaker 1>Mom, what was my spiral about? I'd love to get

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<v Speaker 1>your take on it.

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<v Speaker 4>I think you were stressed that Easton was going to

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<v Speaker 4>find his person and you'd be in the dust.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. Eason finding his person doesn't mean I'm being left

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<v Speaker 1>in the dust.

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<v Speaker 5>It was a combination of shit, okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Eason had told me the night before, hey, Dubai and

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<v Speaker 1>I would like to go to the Glen tomorrow to

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<v Speaker 1>have breakfast with you guys.

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<v Speaker 5>And I was like, excellent. And as a Virgo, I

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<v Speaker 5>take that shit seriously.

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<v Speaker 1>Then I wake up and I'm getting my kids ready

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<v Speaker 1>to go to the Glen and... Easton's still snoozing away

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<v Speaker 1>and says, we're not.

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<v Speaker 5>Going to go. And I was like annoyed by it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, well, I didn't need to be getting ready

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<v Speaker 1>to go to the Glen today right now either. Also,

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<v Speaker 1>it was a combination of multiple things. I was like, okay, this,

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<v Speaker 1>and don't get offended by this.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not offended at all.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. This is a random person. This is the second

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<v Speaker 1>random girl Easton has brought into my home.

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<v Speaker 3>With many more to come.

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<v Speaker 4>Random in respect of we don't know her that well.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, that's what random means. That's what random means. Mom, random.

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<v Speaker 4>Random seems really harsh to me. Random.

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<v Speaker 3>It is harsh.

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<v Speaker 5>She's a random woman.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. It's not to say that she wasn't lovely, but

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<v Speaker 1>we don't know this girl.

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<v Speaker 4>You could say a random, a lovely random girl.

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<v Speaker 5>A lovely random girl.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, that's fine.

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<v Speaker 4>All right.

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<v Speaker 5>And I'm telling my mom this. I'm like, she's random.

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<v Speaker 5>Do you understand?

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<v Speaker 1>Like, I haven't even brought a person back to this

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<v Speaker 1>house yet. And Easton, this is the second rando he's

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<v Speaker 1>brought back. And my mom's like, well, you know, I

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<v Speaker 1>think the difference is, Lauren, is, you know, men are more.

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<v Speaker 5>Apt to be mass murderers and women aren't. And I'm like,

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<v Speaker 5>the fuck?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Lisa, good day.

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<v Speaker 1>I understand, but like. It's still a person who we

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<v Speaker 1>don't know who is coming to a place where my

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<v Speaker 1>children lay their heads down and that I was spiraling on.

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<v Speaker 1>And then I was like, also, this is my dog.

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<v Speaker 1>This is my boy. He very well could find his

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<v Speaker 1>person who lives in Dubai. What does this mean for

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<v Speaker 1>me and my family? And no, Easton, this is very

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<v Speaker 1>important for me to say because I was talking to

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<v Speaker 1>a friend about my spiral and she legitimately asked me,

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<v Speaker 1>do you not want Easton to find his person? It

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't like, do you not want Easton to find his person?

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<v Speaker 1>She was genuinely asking me this. And I said, of

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<v Speaker 1>course I do. Easton deserves to find his person. Easton

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<v Speaker 1>deserves to move in with a chick, have his love story,

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<v Speaker 1>have children that are actually his. I want that for him.

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<v Speaker 1>At the same time, that will be quite an adjustment

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<v Speaker 1>for me.

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<v Speaker 3>It'll be quite an adjustment for all of us. Of course.

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<v Speaker 7>Because that's, I won't, I told you, Even me, like

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<v Speaker 7>I'm very, I love my family. I told you guys

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<v Speaker 7>that I feel off when I don't come in in

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<v Speaker 7>the morning and see you guys. I feel off when

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<v Speaker 7>we don't have our movie night. Or as you guys see,

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<v Speaker 7>when I go back and play video games, how often

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<v Speaker 7>do I come into the house for no reason? Just

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<v Speaker 7>to make sure everyone's there. Yeah, no, I love my family.

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<v Speaker 7>And I will say having her there, it was a

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<v Speaker 7>big adjustment. And that's where I really don't think I'm

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<v Speaker 7>ready for a relationship for everybody at wondering as well.

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<v Speaker 7>We're on like a little, not talking right now, feeling

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<v Speaker 7>my emotions. And I just like, it's weird. Like you

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<v Speaker 7>doing all of that. I was like, I kind of like,

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<v Speaker 7>I need my family. And that's where I'm like, no,

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<v Speaker 7>I'm not ready for a relationship because I'm still skittish

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<v Speaker 7>on this little sobriety road. And with what I have,

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<v Speaker 7>I feel very confident in staying sober. So I, for me,

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<v Speaker 7>it's going to be a huge adjustment. And it's going

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<v Speaker 7>to be a special person that is going to have

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<v Speaker 7>to take like to be put in there, you know?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>But by the way, I thought she was wonderful.

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<v Speaker 3>She was amazing. It's just geographically fucked.

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<v Speaker 1>Geographically, yes. But considering that she lives, you know, 17

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<v Speaker 1>and a half hours away, you guys have seen each

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<v Speaker 1>other a lot.

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<v Speaker 5>Like you could very well make that work.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes. And can I be honest?

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<v Speaker 7>Another thing that really scares me is if, she were

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<v Speaker 7>to uproot her life and come here and say, we

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<v Speaker 7>try to make it work. The pressure that that would

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<v Speaker 7>put me under, if it not working and just looking

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<v Speaker 7>at her and being like, you uprooted your whole life

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<v Speaker 7>to come here.

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<v Speaker 3>And now I'm feeling a certain way. And then that's

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<v Speaker 3>where I am a pushover.

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<v Speaker 7>And I would just do it because I would feel

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<v Speaker 7>so bad for that person that I would be unhappy

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<v Speaker 7>for them.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 7>So that's where I'm like, I need to figure out

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<v Speaker 7>who I am, what I want.

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<v Speaker 3>And, Somebody who can fit in this little family.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, Eason, when you find somebody, when I

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<v Speaker 1>find somebody, it's inevitable the dynamic is going to shift. Like,

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<v Speaker 1>you're not going to want to live in that back house,

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<v Speaker 1>and she's not going to want to do that. And

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<v Speaker 1>I'm certainly not going to, you know, want my mother

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<v Speaker 1>to live, like, in the same household downstairs. Like, there's

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<v Speaker 1>going to have to be a shift. I'm not saying

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<v Speaker 1>a ginormous shift where everybody... goes into their own lives.

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<v Speaker 1>But yes, it was funky for me having someone who

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't really know at the house. Like I felt

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<v Speaker 1>a little uncomfortable laying by the pool. That doesn't mean

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<v Speaker 1>that I didn't like her.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought she was amazing. No, it's just a different,

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<v Speaker 3>it feels like you're at a public pool now.

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<v Speaker 5>It was just a different energy.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, okay, there's another person that's sleeping here

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<v Speaker 1>and waking up here that It's lovely, but I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know her.

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<v Speaker 3>And I got nervous. Well, yes.

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<v Speaker 7>And I will say we're a very open family and

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<v Speaker 7>we just talk about anything and everything. And sometimes we

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<v Speaker 7>have to make sure the people we're talking around are

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<v Speaker 7>safe people as well. And she at the time is

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<v Speaker 7>a lovely random girl. We don't know what if she

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<v Speaker 7>was going to sell us. You know, there's just you

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<v Speaker 7>feel a certain way.

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<v Speaker 3>And you were, yeah. And I, just to let you know,

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<v Speaker 3>I was feeling certain ways too.

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<v Speaker 5>And it was just, but.

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<v Speaker 7>Not because she would do, just like, it's a new person.

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<v Speaker 3>You never know.

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<v Speaker 1>It's very important that you know I want those things

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<v Speaker 1>for you though. This was just the first person that

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<v Speaker 1>you've talked to where I'm like, this could be something.

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<v Speaker 1>And the dynamic is going to shift. And quickly I

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<v Speaker 1>was thinking like, if he ends up like moving out

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<v Speaker 1>or something.

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<v Speaker 5>Like this phase is over.

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<v Speaker 1>That means time has passed and like it's going to

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<v Speaker 1>be different.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 7>That's why if you don't change, you don't age. So

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<v Speaker 7>if we just continue to do this, time will never pass.

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<v Speaker 5>But I want that for you. I want you to

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<v Speaker 5>find someone.

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<v Speaker 7>Thank you so much. And just to be honest, like

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<v Speaker 7>there's never been a time where I'm like, my fucking

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<v Speaker 7>family doesn't want me to find anyone. Like, no, I

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<v Speaker 7>know my family wants like great things for me. And

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<v Speaker 7>that's what's like, that's the other thing. When you guys

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<v Speaker 7>are like talking to me about things, I'm not like,

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<v Speaker 7>they don't want anything for me. I'm like, okay, they're

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<v Speaker 7>seeing things that I'm not seeing because sometimes I'm like

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<v Speaker 7>in this little love bubble and it's like, I need

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<v Speaker 7>the 30,000 foot view.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>You don't need to tell me. I have been there

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<v Speaker 6>where I'm like, no, I'm marrying this guy. They're like,

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<v Speaker 6>you've met him once. And I'm like, nope, marrying him.

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<v Speaker 6>He's moving into the house. We're having babies. They're like,

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<v Speaker 6>you don't know him. I'm like, don't care.

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<v Speaker 5>Love him in love, in love.

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<v Speaker 3>And then we're in the car. So did I tell

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<v Speaker 3>you what a dickhead this guy is? Time was going

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<v Speaker 3>to tell us.

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<v Speaker 5>It certainly did.

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, wow.

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<v Speaker 4>You're both going to find your people.

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<v Speaker 3>No, we will. We will. But it will take us.

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<v Speaker 1>But that's going to be a shift, man.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm telling you.

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<v Speaker 1>After this situation, I realize I'm like, East is my

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<v Speaker 1>fucking road dog.

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<v Speaker 3>My homie. My homie. Best friend. Best friend. I'm not

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<v Speaker 3>kidding you. I'm... I'm in a rock and a hard

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<v Speaker 3>spot right now.

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<v Speaker 7>Because I kicked– I really am glad that I did this.

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<v Speaker 7>But when I was like 21, 22, I'd hang out

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<v Speaker 7>with like 50-year-old dudes. I'd go to drinks with them

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<v Speaker 7>after work and do things. And some of them were single.

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<v Speaker 7>Some of them were not.

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<v Speaker 3>And like I always held on.

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<v Speaker 7>John Farron, my good friend, he told me too and

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<v Speaker 7>I like hold on to it. He was like, get

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<v Speaker 7>married because life gets lonely.

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<v Speaker 3>And he was lonely.

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<v Speaker 7>And he was very lonely. But then I'm like, all right.

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<v Speaker 7>I'm in a pretty fun city. It's a lot of

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<v Speaker 7>old people going out and about. Maybe I don't have

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<v Speaker 7>to be lonely if I'm alone. There's a lot going

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<v Speaker 7>through my mind right now, guys.

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<v Speaker 4>You know what I like to say? It's easy to

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<v Speaker 4>be alone when you're not alone.

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<v Speaker 5>You want to know who said that to me?

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<v Speaker 3>Who?

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<v Speaker 5>Was my ex-fiance's mother.

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<v Speaker 4>That's a good one.

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<v Speaker 1>And that stuck with me. Yeah. Like I can't, when

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<v Speaker 1>I talk to my friends who are constantly looking for men.

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<v Speaker 5>And I'm like, I don't get it.

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<v Speaker 1>Just be by yourself and figure out what you want.

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<v Speaker 1>They're like, you will never understand because you go home

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<v Speaker 1>to a full house. When I don't have my child,

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<v Speaker 1>I go home and I am fully alone. And that

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<v Speaker 1>was very eye-opening. And I'm happy that they said that

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<v Speaker 1>because I do forget that my normal is completely different

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<v Speaker 1>from everybody else's. I'm not constantly, when people are like,

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<v Speaker 1>I just can't believe you haven't thought about dating. And

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, it has rarely crossed my mind until you

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<v Speaker 1>just brought it up. And I feel like maybe I should,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe I'm weird.

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<v Speaker 7>No, our family is weird. We're like, no, we get

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<v Speaker 7>up in the I don't even know how we still talk.

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<v Speaker 7>And then all we do, it's not, so are you

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<v Speaker 7>going to go on a date tonight?

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<v Speaker 3>It's, we're all in the house for Game of Thrones tonight, right?

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<v Speaker 3>I have plans. You're canceling them.

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<v Speaker 7>I have canceled plans for Game of Thrones, guys. No,

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<v Speaker 7>my favorite is when we go.

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<v Speaker 5>We planned family night.

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<v Speaker 1>And Easton's looking at us like, that's every fucking night.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, I know, but this wasn't planned.

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<v Speaker 3>We talked about it. I went to not scary farm.

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<v Speaker 3>And it is an amazing thing if you're in the area,

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<v Speaker 3>go for it.

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<v Speaker 7>But next day, Sosa's birthday, my family looks at me

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<v Speaker 7>and goes, you just like plan things on very terrible timing.

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<v Speaker 1>You do.

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<v Speaker 7>And I was like, yeah, I was the one who

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<v Speaker 7>was like, hey, all of my friends, because I'm the planner,

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<v Speaker 7>I plan things.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I got a text that said we're going on

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<v Speaker 3>this date and I didn't go.

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<v Speaker 7>Have my two-year-old niece's birthday tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 3>Can't make it, guys. What the fuck?

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<v Speaker 7>Like, Lisa calls me at, like, 9. I had to

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<v Speaker 7>take two Dramamine, so I didn't throw up. So it's

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<v Speaker 7>been a couple rough two days. But Lisa calls me

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<v Speaker 7>in the bitchiest fucking time.

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<v Speaker 3>Because we had all the people setting up. We need

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<v Speaker 3>to get up and start moving things.

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<v Speaker 7>I get up, and within 20 minutes, everything that she's

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<v Speaker 7>complaining about is done.

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<v Speaker 3>And then she looks at me, and she goes, are

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<v Speaker 3>we going to get ice? We need to get ice.

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<v Speaker 3>We need to put all these out. I'm thinking.

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<v Speaker 7>If I get ice right now, it'll be melted by

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<v Speaker 7>the time the party starts.

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<v Speaker 3>So just ease up, bitch. Ease up.

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<v Speaker 4>Easton, the whole crew was out there setting up.

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<v Speaker 3>And you had left.

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<v Speaker 4>The whole crew. Dog poo.

0:11:51.750 --> 0:11:53.070
<v Speaker 3>That was already cleaned. I had to clean up.

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<v Speaker 4>I cleaned it up. So yes, it was.

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<v Speaker 3>Lisa.

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<v Speaker 1>I love you guys. This is excellent content.

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<v Speaker 4>So you're welcome.

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<v Speaker 5>She cleans up one turd.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 3>And then she followed me around and goes, Easton, there's

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<v Speaker 3>another one.

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<v Speaker 5>Sorry, I feel badly.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like I need to back him up just

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<v Speaker 1>from the weekend we had. Let me back him up.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, I was good on poop duty.

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<v Speaker 5>You both did great. You both did excellent work yesterday.

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<v Speaker 4>She was the one that told me there was dog

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<v Speaker 4>poo outside.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I did.

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<v Speaker 5>I was like, Ethan, he's awake.

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<v Speaker 4>She put me on it.

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<v Speaker 3>There's a turd where they're trying to set food. Just

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<v Speaker 3>to let you know, as.

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<v Speaker 7>They set up, there were like three more just because

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<v Speaker 7>Bernice was sitting there. She'd eat whatever would fall. She

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<v Speaker 7>went into the rocks and just went again and then

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<v Speaker 7>went and begged. So I had to crawl in the

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<v Speaker 7>rocks and pick.

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<v Speaker 3>It up again.

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<v Speaker 5>It's absolutely repulsive.

0:12:45.370 --> 0:12:47.290
<v Speaker 3>Hey, those dogs protect us.

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<v Speaker 4>I love those dogs.

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<v Speaker 3>Those dogs are my everything.

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<v Speaker 4>It's just poo. We pick it up.

0:12:53.780 --> 0:12:56.099
<v Speaker 3>It's just poo. We pick it up barehanded, put it

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<v Speaker 3>in the toilet, and flush it. Oh, my God.

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<v Speaker 4>No, you know what broke my heart, though? When I

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<v Speaker 4>walked out yesterday, and there was a dead possum right

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<v Speaker 4>in front of our.

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<v Speaker 1>Niecy.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, no, no, no. It was out in front

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<v Speaker 3>of the gate. I think it fell out of the...

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<v Speaker 3>It fell out of the tree? I think it fell

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<v Speaker 3>out of the palm tree, like 30 feet. And it

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<v Speaker 3>was so sad. Because it didn't look.

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<v Speaker 5>How big was it?

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<v Speaker 3>It was a baby.

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<v Speaker 7>Can I be honest, Lauren? I think it was the

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<v Speaker 7>one that was climbing out of the pool.

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<v Speaker 3>Sad. Because it didn't.

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<v Speaker 7>Look like he got hit by a car. There's like

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<v Speaker 7>no blood anywhere. So it looks like it just hit

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<v Speaker 7>and just died.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my God, I can't. We should build a trampoline around.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, then where do I park? If I was there,

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<v Speaker 3>it could have hit my car and survived.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, last year, the squirrel fell out of the tree.

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<v Speaker 5>That was a couple years ago.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm wondering if I can call the yard people and

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<v Speaker 1>have them, but then how will they get past it?

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, no, no. Like this. Here's the stump. And

0:13:46.510 --> 0:13:48.830
<v Speaker 3>then you leave like a little gap like that. And

0:13:48.850 --> 0:13:50.630
<v Speaker 3>then the net so they can crawl through. But then

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<v Speaker 3>if they fall, they hit the net.

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<v Speaker 1>They hit the net.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to have them build that.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to have them build.

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<v Speaker 3>That.

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<v Speaker 4>We have seven palm trees. You can do it on

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<v Speaker 4>all seven.

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<v Speaker 7>I think we just let nature and mother nature do

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<v Speaker 7>its thing. Here's how I look at it. We've lived

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<v Speaker 7>here for three years.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>Two dead animals.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. That's not a bad go.

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<v Speaker 5>An animal a year.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, God, I can't even talk about it.

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<v Speaker 3>An animal a year.

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<v Speaker 4>So sad.

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<v Speaker 1>How'd you guys feel about Sosa's birthday party? I thought

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<v Speaker 1>it was.

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<v Speaker 4>Epic. Epic?

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<v Speaker 3>It was epic.

0:14:22.690 --> 0:14:23.250
<v Speaker 4>It was epic.

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<v Speaker 7>Her party was epic and Delta's airline food is out

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<v Speaker 7>of this world.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait, what?

0:14:28.800 --> 0:14:31.420
<v Speaker 7>I said that party was epic and Delta's airline food

0:14:31.480 --> 0:14:32.320
<v Speaker 7>is out of this world.

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<v Speaker 3>She's not hard to please.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I get it.

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<v Speaker 5>No, she loved Isa.

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<v Speaker 4>She loved her. She carried her around this morning.

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<v Speaker 7>Just to let you know, her favorite gift is the cardboard.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, she's carrying it around right now.

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<v Speaker 1>She kept walking over to make sure that she hadn't left.

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<v Speaker 1>The cardboard cut out.

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<v Speaker 5>She'd go, Isa, mommy.

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<v Speaker 1>Isa, mommy. And she'd walk around and point. Isa, like,

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<v Speaker 1>she's still there. I'm like, yes, she's not going to

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<v Speaker 1>go anywhere. Cardboard cut out.

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<v Speaker 4>No, it was great.

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<v Speaker 5>I left her in the rocking chair last night.

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<v Speaker 3>Issa or your kid? No.

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<v Speaker 1>Miss Issa for us to go to bed.

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<v Speaker 3>So she's just looking at her. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>That'd be kind of creepy in the middle of the night.

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<v Speaker 4>She loved it.

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<v Speaker 3>She loved it.

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<v Speaker 4>I was like, just looking at a fucking room.

0:15:21.440 --> 0:15:22.680
<v Speaker 6>I said, Issa's gonna read you a story when I

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<v Speaker 6>started the thing.

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<v Speaker 5>And she goes, Issa.

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<v Speaker 3>And what if it just like started rocking with Miss

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<v Speaker 3>Issa in there?

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<v Speaker 4>Time to move.

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<v Speaker 3>You're watching too much horror.

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<v Speaker 1>She didn't even ask for La Bacalola last night. That's

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<v Speaker 1>how I'm into you guys. My daughter's obsessed with cows.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll put her in her crib and she will literally

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<v Speaker 1>La Bacalola, La Bacalola, La Bacalola, La Bacalola.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, oh my God.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm like, I'm getting it. I'm getting it. I'll be

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<v Speaker 5>right back. She will not stop saying.

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<v Speaker 1>It until the cow enters her crib and she sleeps

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<v Speaker 1>with it all night like this. She wakes up like that.

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<v Speaker 1>And I go in at night to cuddle her just

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<v Speaker 1>like in the middle of the night. I don't know why.

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<v Speaker 1>It's probably not great.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you get in her crib with her?

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<v Speaker 1>No, I get her out and she'll cuddle. Ocean looks

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<v Speaker 1>at me like this when I wake her up. She's

0:16:20.070 --> 0:16:23.340
<v Speaker 1>like sleeping with her eyes open. Sosa's fully awake and

0:16:23.360 --> 0:16:31.590
<v Speaker 1>I'll be like, She won't cuddle. She literally has to

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<v Speaker 1>have the cow with her at all freaking times. So

0:16:33.930 --> 0:16:36.430
<v Speaker 1>now if we have to bring that cardboard cut out everywhere,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to lose my mind.

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<v Speaker 7>No, that can't happen. But she does need... How funny.

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<v Speaker 3>I had a blankie. She has a vacalola.

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<v Speaker 4>But can I tell you what was so cute? Is

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<v Speaker 4>her boyfriend came to the party yesterday.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes. No.

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<v Speaker 4>And they speak Spanish to each other.

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<v Speaker 1>It's so cute.

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<v Speaker 4>It's the cutest.

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<v Speaker 1>I know.

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<v Speaker 3>I know.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought the party was great all we had not

0:17:09.250 --> 0:17:15.359
<v Speaker 1>all we had i did um mexican food uh cynthia's

0:17:15.400 --> 0:17:19.600
<v Speaker 1>family makes the best they have like a business so

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<v Speaker 1>they have come every year for the past it feels

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<v Speaker 1>like more because we have two birthdays a year obviously

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<v Speaker 1>And then I did this like little merry-go-round type thing,

0:17:33.869 --> 0:17:38.330
<v Speaker 1>soft play, a jumpy house with a ball pit that

0:17:38.369 --> 0:17:42.550
<v Speaker 1>had a slide. And then they did little lunch bags

0:17:43.190 --> 0:17:43.850
<v Speaker 1>that they could decorate.

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<v Speaker 3>That was way cute.

0:17:45.150 --> 0:17:48.730
<v Speaker 1>Like stony clover type vibe. And I feel like everyone

0:17:48.770 --> 0:17:51.359
<v Speaker 1>stayed outside most of the time. Ocean played in the

0:17:51.380 --> 0:17:53.680
<v Speaker 1>playroom for a little bit, took some of her preschool

0:17:53.720 --> 0:17:57.430
<v Speaker 1>friends into her bedroom to dink around. But it like

0:17:57.490 --> 0:17:59.619
<v Speaker 1>warmed my soul to see all of them together. And

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<v Speaker 1>so it's having the best time.

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<v Speaker 4>And the parents were all mingling.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the way that we set up the backyard is

0:18:06.060 --> 0:18:06.920
<v Speaker 1>actually really nice.

0:18:06.980 --> 0:18:08.340
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it was very nice.

0:18:08.800 --> 0:18:11.399
<v Speaker 1>And picnic and pedal, they just crush it every single year.

0:18:11.780 --> 0:18:13.200
<v Speaker 1>It's phenomenal.

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<v Speaker 3>It's just seamless.

0:18:15.000 --> 0:18:17.510
<v Speaker 5>It really is. They come in, they set it up,

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<v Speaker 5>they dip out.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, no.

0:18:19.830 --> 0:18:21.550
<v Speaker 5>And now today, it's like there wasn't even a party.

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<v Speaker 3>No.

0:18:22.090 --> 0:18:22.390
<v Speaker 4>I know.

0:18:22.550 --> 0:18:25.150
<v Speaker 1>Which is my most favorite because when I look around...

0:18:25.770 --> 0:18:27.689
<v Speaker 1>That's one thing where you're like very in the moment.

0:18:27.990 --> 0:18:31.210
<v Speaker 1>I start thinking about like all these plates. Oh my gosh.

0:18:31.530 --> 0:18:33.530
<v Speaker 3>Well, thank God for Joe as well.

0:18:34.190 --> 0:18:35.770
<v Speaker 1>Nick and Joe.

0:18:35.850 --> 0:18:37.950
<v Speaker 5>Joe is on it.

0:18:38.290 --> 0:18:40.429
<v Speaker 1>He asked me yesterday, where's the vacuum for me to

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<v Speaker 1>go upstairs? I was like, Joe, in the laundry room.

0:18:44.900 --> 0:18:49.080
<v Speaker 3>No, he, Joe, you don't need, it's in the laundry

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<v Speaker 3>room though.

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<v Speaker 4>No, it was great. The whole party was great. Everything

0:18:52.359 --> 0:18:54.930
<v Speaker 4>was amazing. We had leftovers.

0:18:55.090 --> 0:18:57.890
<v Speaker 3>I sat in the same seat for the whole party.

0:18:58.470 --> 0:18:58.850
<v Speaker 2>I know.

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<v Speaker 5>That's a nice little area.

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<v Speaker 3>Though, back by that fire pit. Right? Got to see

0:19:02.550 --> 0:19:04.410
<v Speaker 3>the kids playing, throwing balls everywhere.

0:19:04.430 --> 0:19:05.880
<v Speaker 4>You were in the shade.

0:19:06.080 --> 0:19:08.040
<v Speaker 3>In the shade. I had my friends.

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<v Speaker 1>It was fun.

0:19:09.680 --> 0:19:10.320
<v Speaker 3>It was great.

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<v Speaker 1>The only thing that made me sad is we had

0:19:12.640 --> 0:19:16.540
<v Speaker 1>the party so much later, so my gays weren't able

0:19:16.580 --> 0:19:16.920
<v Speaker 1>to come.

0:19:17.520 --> 0:19:18.460
<v Speaker 5>Leo had to work.

0:19:18.720 --> 0:19:21.250
<v Speaker 1>Logan was out of town on his annual birthday trip

0:19:21.270 --> 0:19:25.240
<v Speaker 1>with his mom in Fiji. So I did miss them

0:19:25.320 --> 0:19:28.340
<v Speaker 1>a lot. And the reason people were asking why I

0:19:28.480 --> 0:19:33.120
<v Speaker 1>was having her birthday so late, her birthday's on September 3rd.

0:19:33.520 --> 0:19:37.520
<v Speaker 1>That's Labor Day weekend. Most people are traveling. Then the

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<v Speaker 1>following weekend, I didn't have Ocean, and I obviously wanted

0:19:40.609 --> 0:19:42.470
<v Speaker 1>her there to celebrate her sister's birthday.

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<v Speaker 5>So that's what landed us on the 20th.

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<v Speaker 3>I love it.

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<v Speaker 4>I thought they were asking why you had it so

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<v Speaker 4>late in the day.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, well, three to five, I was like, It's so

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<v Speaker 1>freaking hot in that backyard. They won't be able to

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<v Speaker 1>play on the soft play if the sun's beating down

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<v Speaker 1>on it.

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<v Speaker 3>It's so terrible, though, because we literally did it at

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<v Speaker 3>the hottest points of our life.

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<v Speaker 4>No, because it was shady. At 3 o'clock, it was shade.

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<v Speaker 4>Even all the parents were like, perfect timing.

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<v Speaker 7>I know, I'm just saying, from 3 to 5, 4

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<v Speaker 7>o'clock is the highest point of heat.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, because then they got their naps out of the way, too.

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<v Speaker 1>And you feed them just in time to go home

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<v Speaker 1>and go to bed.

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<v Speaker 3>And you ran them into the ground.

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<v Speaker 5>And we ran them into the ground.

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<v Speaker 3>And.

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<v Speaker 1>Monday is Yom Kippur, so no school. It's a win-win-win.

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<v Speaker 5>It was like a win-win-win-win-win.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like we had it on a Saturday.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's bop into some headlines. Traders Season 6 cast was announced.

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<v Speaker 1>It's already Season 6?

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<v Speaker 3>What's the new one?

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<v Speaker 5>It's just with regular.

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<v Speaker 3>Old people, right?

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, which I kind of like. I think that is

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<v Speaker 7>one that I will be tuning into. I tune into

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<v Speaker 7>all of them.

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<v Speaker 1>So we have Bianca Del Rio, RuPaul's Drag Race, Bowman Martinez-Reed,

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<v Speaker 1>content creator Bronwyn Newport from Salt Lake.

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<v Speaker 3>What is she doing? She's on Traders? Yep.

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<v Speaker 1>Casey Wilson, who's an actress and comedian. Chloe Kim is

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<v Speaker 1>an Olympic snowboarder.

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<v Speaker 3>Chloe Kim?

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<v Speaker 7>Yep.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>I know.

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<v Speaker 3>She's dope.

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<v Speaker 1>Cody Simpson, singer-swimmer, Craig Conover. Southern Charms, very own, obviously.

0:21:18.050 --> 0:21:22.649
<v Speaker 1>Dominic Monaghan, Law Slash Lord of the Rings, Amira Despain,

0:21:22.730 --> 0:21:28.070
<v Speaker 1>Next Gen. My fave. Giselle Bryant from Potomac. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know how to say this word. Is that an I? Ian?

0:21:33.410 --> 0:21:35.090
<v Speaker 1>Ian Sterling, Love Island narrator.

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<v Speaker 4>Or is it Ian?

0:21:38.250 --> 0:21:41.810
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Jack Baines from Big Brother, Jana Craig,

0:21:41.830 --> 0:21:49.250
<v Speaker 1>Love Island USA, Joey Brazaday. The Bachelor. Johnny Sibley is

0:21:49.290 --> 0:21:52.670
<v Speaker 1>an actor. Kristen Chenoweth, who we all know, Broadway star.

0:21:52.780 --> 0:21:53.820
<v Speaker 3>How many people?

0:21:53.859 --> 0:21:59.780
<v Speaker 1>There's a lot. Michelle Fitzgerald, Survivor. Q Burdett, Survivor. Rachel Robinson,

0:21:59.800 --> 0:22:04.040
<v Speaker 1>The Challenge. Rashad Jennings, NFL. Taylor Hale, Big Brother. And

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<v Speaker 1>Whitney Levitt from Mormon Wives. This is a great lineup.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't say it's the greatest to ever exist, but

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<v Speaker 1>it's a good one.

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<v Speaker 3>And you said Whitney Levitt? Yeah, from Mormon Wives.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know her?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, no, she's just on that.

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<v Speaker 7>Honestly, I like the way that she and I don't

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<v Speaker 7>know her husband's name. He's on Connor. He's on Dancing

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<v Speaker 7>with the Stars this year. But the way they're handling them,

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<v Speaker 7>he already got booted?

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<v Speaker 3>No! I like him. I don't know if he's good

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<v Speaker 3>at dancing.

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<v Speaker 4>Obviously not.

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<v Speaker 3>Probably not. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 7>I just like the way they're handling themselves outside of

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<v Speaker 7>the Mormon Wives cast.

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<v Speaker 3>So, yeah, go do your thing. Do your thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>There was a sad headline today.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, very sad. Cindy Crawford's son, Presley Gerber, died at

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<v Speaker 1>27 after entering rehab.

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<v Speaker 4>The L.A.

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<v Speaker 1>County medical examiner confirmed that he died at a rehabilitation facility,

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<v Speaker 1>but the facility's name has not been publicly disclosed in

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<v Speaker 1>reliable reporting so far. Reports describe it has been in

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<v Speaker 1>the Los Angeles area. One report says he was living

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<v Speaker 1>in a sober house setting on the facility's grounds. So

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<v Speaker 1>it's like an inpatient sober living.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay.

0:23:15.970 --> 0:23:22.880
<v Speaker 1>Where they, so sometimes they'll put you from a rehab

0:23:22.910 --> 0:23:27.920
<v Speaker 1>center and then slow roll you into like real life again.

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<v Speaker 1>So in a sober living, but it sounds like it

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<v Speaker 1>was on the same grounds. It also says a call

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<v Speaker 1>was dispatched to Santa Monica revealing that first responders were

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<v Speaker 1>responding to an overdose at the address. And apparently he

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<v Speaker 1>went into cardiac arrest right before he passed. So sad.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, it's tragic. Tragic.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you going to cry?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, mama. Here's a tissue.

0:23:52.900 --> 0:23:55.040
<v Speaker 1>She hasn't been the same since Real Housewives of Salt Lake.

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<v Speaker 4>It's really getting to me.

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<v Speaker 1>I know.

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<v Speaker 6>What is?

0:23:59.850 --> 0:24:03.109
<v Speaker 4>People losing their kids.

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<v Speaker 7>I mean, I don't think there's anything sadder than that.

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<v Speaker 7>I could never imagine burying a child.

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<v Speaker 1>No.

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<v Speaker 4>You're not supposed to.

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<v Speaker 3>No.

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<v Speaker 6>No.

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<v Speaker 1>We talk about that. A lot that, like, I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like we come to this earth and we are just

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<v Speaker 1>born with the ability to cope with the loss of, like,

0:24:25.640 --> 0:24:29.140
<v Speaker 1>our grandparents and parents because that's the circle of life.

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<v Speaker 4>But that's.

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<v Speaker 1>Heartbreaking.

0:24:35.510 --> 0:24:37.850
<v Speaker 5>We watched... Because.

0:24:38.290 --> 0:24:41.090
<v Speaker 1>I want to start doing a segment since Bravo is

0:24:41.230 --> 0:24:45.520
<v Speaker 1>rolling out their reality shows like nobody's business right now.

0:24:45.600 --> 0:24:47.680
<v Speaker 1>So I want to start a segment called Bravo Bravo.

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<v Speaker 5>Fucking Bravo.

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<v Speaker 1>But it feels like a little intense. Let's start off

0:24:53.080 --> 0:24:55.139
<v Speaker 1>with Salt Lake so we can run through it. Are

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<v Speaker 1>you cool with that, Mom?

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<v Speaker 6>Yes.

0:24:58.690 --> 0:25:03.629
<v Speaker 1>I was talking to Amber, and I feel like it was—

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<v Speaker 1>One of the most well-done first episodes, if not the

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<v Speaker 1>most well-done episode. Why can I not talk?

0:25:12.119 --> 0:25:13.320
<v Speaker 5>I need to start.

0:25:13.140 --> 0:25:15.400
<v Speaker 1>Doing red leather, yellow leather before podcasting.

0:25:15.750 --> 0:25:19.070
<v Speaker 4>No, for real. I can't do it. Like it's too early.

0:25:19.109 --> 0:25:20.170
<v Speaker 5>My mouth doesn't know how to work.

0:25:22.630 --> 0:25:25.730
<v Speaker 1>One of the greatest episodes that I've ever seen of

0:25:25.780 --> 0:25:30.480
<v Speaker 1>reality TV. From like the music that they played to

0:25:30.560 --> 0:25:34.139
<v Speaker 1>everyone's storyline and being so open. Like every single cast

0:25:34.200 --> 0:25:38.150
<v Speaker 1>member has such an amazing storyline already.

0:25:38.170 --> 0:25:39.230
<v Speaker 4>They do.

0:25:39.930 --> 0:25:46.210
<v Speaker 1>It almost like reignited my appreciation and love for reality TV. Yeah.

0:25:47.130 --> 0:25:49.590
<v Speaker 4>I got it. I can't even talk about it.

0:25:49.710 --> 0:25:50.070
<v Speaker 1>Look at her.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't. Oh, mom. I love you so much. Do

0:25:54.660 --> 0:25:58.080
<v Speaker 3>we want to talk about why you're crying? Because Mary

0:25:59.220 --> 0:26:01.840
<v Speaker 3>losing her son. The dog?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the dog is what sent. I mean, obviously the

0:26:06.000 --> 0:26:09.100
<v Speaker 1>whole thing sent, Mom. But that was like the first

0:26:09.400 --> 0:26:12.020
<v Speaker 1>scene that Mary had back after losing her son was

0:26:12.060 --> 0:26:16.250
<v Speaker 1>her calling for the dog. And the dog's name is

0:26:16.330 --> 0:26:19.590
<v Speaker 1>Cray and was sitting in Robert Jr.

0:26:19.590 --> 0:26:19.890
<v Speaker 2>'s room.

0:26:19.930 --> 0:26:22.770
<v Speaker 1>It was like he had like a little sitting area

0:26:22.869 --> 0:26:25.440
<v Speaker 1>and then the bed. And the dog was... up against

0:26:25.460 --> 0:26:28.939
<v Speaker 1>the bed and like peeking around the chair at the

0:26:28.980 --> 0:26:32.070
<v Speaker 1>camera people. And you could just tell like he was

0:26:32.190 --> 0:26:35.070
<v Speaker 1>obviously very nervous. And Mary says in the episode that

0:26:35.109 --> 0:26:38.070
<v Speaker 1>the dog hasn't really left the room. And then they

0:26:38.090 --> 0:26:40.590
<v Speaker 1>show all of these photos of Robert Jr. with his dog.

0:26:41.570 --> 0:26:44.080
<v Speaker 1>Mary just talks about how, you know, having this dog

0:26:44.230 --> 0:26:46.879
<v Speaker 1>brings her a tremendous amount of peace because it's a

0:26:46.920 --> 0:26:49.359
<v Speaker 1>piece of her son and they had such a beautiful bond.

0:26:50.740 --> 0:26:54.850
<v Speaker 1>And then listening to the women talk about how Mary

0:26:54.869 --> 0:26:59.330
<v Speaker 1>has handled the loss of her son. Bronwyn says, every

0:26:59.350 --> 0:27:03.050
<v Speaker 1>time I speak to Mary, the conversations continue to blow

0:27:03.070 --> 0:27:07.429
<v Speaker 1>my mind with how strong she's been. And then Angie

0:27:08.810 --> 0:27:11.610
<v Speaker 1>has said, because they're, I think, the closest of the cast. They're, like,

0:27:12.250 --> 0:27:16.490
<v Speaker 1>truly best friends. And Angie says, you know, she does

0:27:16.540 --> 0:27:18.480
<v Speaker 1>have moments of being very strong, and then there are

0:27:18.520 --> 0:27:21.300
<v Speaker 1>moments where she'll say, I can't believe I'm never going

0:27:21.320 --> 0:27:22.220
<v Speaker 1>to see my baby again.

0:27:22.240 --> 0:27:27.439
<v Speaker 5>And You know, I think when you have.

0:27:28.380 --> 0:27:30.980
<v Speaker 1>No matter what your religion is, when you are really

0:27:31.220 --> 0:27:36.550
<v Speaker 1>set in your faith, I think it does give you

0:27:37.220 --> 0:27:41.050
<v Speaker 1>the ability to maintain strength during such significant loss. I

0:27:41.070 --> 0:27:43.590
<v Speaker 1>think we saw that with Grandma B a lot.

0:27:43.770 --> 0:27:45.230
<v Speaker 4>Absolutely, yeah.

0:27:46.190 --> 0:27:49.150
<v Speaker 1>Who was my dad's mom and.

0:27:49.170 --> 0:27:50.750
<v Speaker 5>Very, very Mormon.

0:27:50.930 --> 0:27:53.310
<v Speaker 1>Like I, to the point where I think she would

0:27:53.350 --> 0:27:56.100
<v Speaker 1>have put her life on the line because Saying, like,

0:27:56.260 --> 0:27:59.560
<v Speaker 1>this church is true. Yeah. But when people would pass,

0:27:59.600 --> 0:28:01.080
<v Speaker 1>I mean, my grandma would.

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<v Speaker 4>Celebrate.

0:28:02.700 --> 0:28:03.770
<v Speaker 1>Be all smiles.

0:28:04.030 --> 0:28:06.510
<v Speaker 4>Like, life after death. They went home. Yeah.

0:28:07.050 --> 0:28:08.490
<v Speaker 5>No, there's nothing to be sad about.

0:28:08.550 --> 0:28:09.100
<v Speaker 1>I'm like....

0:28:10.650 --> 0:28:12.290
<v Speaker 3>There's a little bit to be sad about.

0:28:12.470 --> 0:28:15.510
<v Speaker 1>And I'm not saying that she was, like, insane about it. Like, no,

0:28:15.530 --> 0:28:16.290
<v Speaker 1>this is great.

0:28:16.330 --> 0:28:17.390
<v Speaker 5>I'm so happy they're dead.

0:28:17.570 --> 0:28:21.740
<v Speaker 3>I feel like she was the rock for, like, 50 people.

0:28:21.900 --> 0:28:23.179
<v Speaker 3>Her kids, her grandkids.

0:28:23.200 --> 0:28:23.680
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

0:28:24.140 --> 0:28:27.580
<v Speaker 1>Well, let me tell you, when we would, after my

0:28:27.619 --> 0:28:31.540
<v Speaker 1>grandma passed, you said that you were related to Grandma

0:28:31.580 --> 0:28:33.659
<v Speaker 1>B or that was your grandma. I mean, people, I

0:28:33.700 --> 0:28:35.420
<v Speaker 1>know you have your feelings about her mom.

0:28:36.510 --> 0:28:37.550
<v Speaker 4>No, everyone loved her.

0:28:38.010 --> 0:28:38.750
<v Speaker 1>Everyone loved her.

0:28:38.770 --> 0:28:41.870
<v Speaker 3>No, I mean, we all have our feelings. Everybody in

0:28:41.930 --> 0:28:44.210
<v Speaker 3>every family can have their little feelings. Every family has

0:28:44.250 --> 0:28:44.980
<v Speaker 3>things that come up.

0:28:44.990 --> 0:28:45.950
<v Speaker 1>She got funky in her old age.

0:28:46.110 --> 0:28:47.910
<v Speaker 3>Yes. But who knows?

0:28:47.930 --> 0:28:50.290
<v Speaker 7>That could have been Alzheimer's.

0:28:50.310 --> 0:28:54.470
<v Speaker 4>The teacher. Everyone was like, oh. I had her in

0:28:54.550 --> 0:28:56.210
<v Speaker 4>first grade or blah, blah, blah, blah.

0:28:56.330 --> 0:28:57.130
<v Speaker 3>No, they loved her.

0:28:57.540 --> 0:28:58.420
<v Speaker 4>Everybody loved her.

0:28:58.460 --> 0:28:59.420
<v Speaker 3>Isn't that where the B is?

0:28:59.800 --> 0:29:01.040
<v Speaker 4>She's a good egg.

0:29:01.280 --> 0:29:02.510
<v Speaker 1>What B? Have the B for Grandma B.

0:29:02.520 --> 0:29:03.860
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, you got Grandma B.

0:29:04.160 --> 0:29:05.040
<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Come on now.

0:29:05.060 --> 0:29:07.220
<v Speaker 1>So I think that Mary has that a bit of,

0:29:08.260 --> 0:29:09.760
<v Speaker 1>just for reference of like, he went home.

0:29:09.780 --> 0:29:11.530
<v Speaker 3>How she's handling it. Yeah.

0:29:12.150 --> 0:29:16.390
<v Speaker 1>And she said he's finally at peace because it's not that,

0:29:17.090 --> 0:29:21.250
<v Speaker 1>you know, he, we saw it last season when he

0:29:21.290 --> 0:29:23.340
<v Speaker 1>was talking about how lonely he felt and that he

0:29:23.380 --> 0:29:28.560
<v Speaker 1>was definitely struggling with addiction and I think she finds

0:29:28.620 --> 0:29:32.060
<v Speaker 1>peace in knowing that he's okay yeah and then Heather's

0:29:32.100 --> 0:29:36.550
<v Speaker 1>storyline I fucking love her what's her storyline I just

0:29:36.950 --> 0:29:40.710
<v Speaker 1>she has a boyfriend she hasn't been in a relationship

0:29:40.760 --> 0:29:41.460
<v Speaker 1>in a long time.

0:29:41.480 --> 0:29:43.700
<v Speaker 3>I mean, how long has it been?

0:29:43.840 --> 0:29:44.400
<v Speaker 5>I think like 2016.

0:29:44.400 --> 0:29:47.780
<v Speaker 3>Okay, because I was going to say, through the whole show,

0:29:48.520 --> 0:29:50.540
<v Speaker 3>I've never seen her have a boyfriend through any of them.

0:29:51.100 --> 0:29:54.020
<v Speaker 3>Am I wrong? No. So this is new. Okay.

0:29:54.220 --> 0:29:56.520
<v Speaker 1>They've known each other for a very long time.

0:29:56.900 --> 0:29:57.660
<v Speaker 3>Best way to start it.

0:29:58.290 --> 0:30:01.610
<v Speaker 1>And he was doing work on beauty lab and they connected.

0:30:01.650 --> 0:30:05.230
<v Speaker 1>They started dating. She caught him texting other girls. They

0:30:05.390 --> 0:30:09.290
<v Speaker 1>went their separate ways. She didn't date or have a

0:30:10.010 --> 0:30:12.930
<v Speaker 1>boyfriend who she was committed to for that entire period

0:30:12.950 --> 0:30:15.170
<v Speaker 1>of time. And then he had just reached out and

0:30:15.190 --> 0:30:20.140
<v Speaker 1>they rekindled. And there's just something about, even though I

0:30:20.180 --> 0:30:22.460
<v Speaker 1>don't relate to this right now, I've only been a

0:30:22.480 --> 0:30:25.000
<v Speaker 1>mom for five and a half years. She's been a

0:30:25.020 --> 0:30:27.920
<v Speaker 1>mom for like 27 years. I think less than that.

0:30:28.040 --> 0:30:28.960
<v Speaker 1>What's her oldest?

0:30:28.960 --> 0:30:29.080
<v Speaker 3>22?

0:30:29.080 --> 0:30:30.290
<v Speaker 4>And alone for part of it.

0:30:30.540 --> 0:30:31.730
<v Speaker 5>Well, she's been a single mom.

0:30:31.770 --> 0:30:31.950
<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

0:30:32.510 --> 0:30:36.680
<v Speaker 1>And she talks about... I have an empty nest and

0:30:36.760 --> 0:30:37.900
<v Speaker 1>I fucking love it.

0:30:39.140 --> 0:30:39.500
<v Speaker 3>Go.

0:30:39.640 --> 0:30:41.600
<v Speaker 1>She's like, the moment they left the house.

0:30:42.060 --> 0:30:46.340
<v Speaker 5>I deadbolted, locked the door. Like talks about how it

0:30:46.380 --> 0:30:46.980
<v Speaker 5>feels so good.

0:30:47.020 --> 0:30:50.500
<v Speaker 1>Sometimes she'll have a dream about hearing pitter patter come

0:30:50.540 --> 0:30:52.960
<v Speaker 1>down the stairs and saying mom. And it like freaks

0:30:52.980 --> 0:30:55.370
<v Speaker 1>her out. And then she remembers everyone's gone. And she's like,

0:30:55.460 --> 0:30:58.810
<v Speaker 1>and I'm loving no one here.

0:30:58.830 --> 0:31:00.990
<v Speaker 4>And she contacted the guy.

0:31:01.610 --> 0:31:03.190
<v Speaker 1>Oh, she is the one that contacted him?

0:31:03.730 --> 0:31:04.330
<v Speaker 4>She reached out.

0:31:05.240 --> 0:31:08.260
<v Speaker 5>Oh, see, this is why you're here. Tell us the

0:31:08.300 --> 0:31:10.120
<v Speaker 5>important shit. I missed that part.

0:31:10.320 --> 0:31:10.520
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:31:11.760 --> 0:31:12.500
<v Speaker 1>What did she say?

0:31:12.580 --> 0:31:16.040
<v Speaker 4>Did she say? Well, she just reached out to him

0:31:16.120 --> 0:31:20.090
<v Speaker 4>and saw that he was interested and she was interested

0:31:20.170 --> 0:31:21.130
<v Speaker 4>and kaboom.

0:31:22.210 --> 0:31:22.990
<v Speaker 1>And I love.

0:31:23.170 --> 0:31:24.830
<v Speaker 3>He better not be texting other bitches.

0:31:25.190 --> 0:31:27.970
<v Speaker 1>Well, the daughter, the oldest, is like, what's going to

0:31:28.010 --> 0:31:30.510
<v Speaker 1>be different this time? Like quizzes him.

0:31:30.710 --> 0:31:30.910
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:31:30.990 --> 0:31:33.630
<v Speaker 1>But it didn't feel like sometimes when you watch reality shows,

0:31:33.650 --> 0:31:34.820
<v Speaker 1>you're like, this is for TV.

0:31:35.140 --> 0:31:36.020
<v Speaker 5>I didn't feel like it was.

0:31:36.560 --> 0:31:39.400
<v Speaker 4>I felt like it was genuine, a genuine thing.

0:31:39.700 --> 0:31:42.000
<v Speaker 1>Right. Like I've watched my mom be a single person

0:31:42.020 --> 0:31:43.610
<v Speaker 1>for a long time and go through a lot of hurt.

0:31:43.670 --> 0:31:45.810
<v Speaker 5>So like, what are your intentions, dog?

0:31:45.990 --> 0:31:46.150
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:31:46.930 --> 0:31:49.610
<v Speaker 1>And then she gets on his motorcycle, and he has

0:31:49.670 --> 0:31:51.490
<v Speaker 1>a helmet for her that says Heather. And I'm like,

0:31:51.510 --> 0:31:53.910
<v Speaker 1>this bitch is just living her best life. Oh, yeah.

0:31:53.930 --> 0:31:56.490
<v Speaker 1>In that big old fucking house, New York Times bestseller,

0:31:56.550 --> 0:31:59.050
<v Speaker 1>hot boyfriend, riding motorcycles.

0:31:59.410 --> 0:32:00.330
<v Speaker 3>Who is she?

0:32:00.450 --> 0:32:01.580
<v Speaker 4>She's figured it out.

0:32:01.890 --> 0:32:03.740
<v Speaker 1>You little filthy fucking Mormon.

0:32:03.800 --> 0:32:06.260
<v Speaker 3>You little filthy fucking ex-Mormon.

0:32:06.300 --> 0:32:07.460
<v Speaker 4>She's a horrendous Mormon.

0:32:07.500 --> 0:32:09.180
<v Speaker 3>You ex-Mormon, you.

0:32:09.320 --> 0:32:12.540
<v Speaker 4>And then Bronwyn, she was gone for seven weeks with

0:32:12.600 --> 0:32:13.020
<v Speaker 4>that guy.

0:32:13.040 --> 0:32:14.040
<v Speaker 5>With this young man.

0:32:14.060 --> 0:32:17.520
<v Speaker 4>Traveling all over the countryside. They went to Park City.

0:32:17.540 --> 0:32:19.120
<v Speaker 4>Where else did they go?

0:32:19.140 --> 0:32:20.900
<v Speaker 5>They went to Paris Fashion Week.

0:32:20.960 --> 0:32:21.440
<v Speaker 6>New York.

0:32:21.480 --> 0:32:21.840
<v Speaker 1>New York.

0:32:21.880 --> 0:32:23.460
<v Speaker 5>They were all over the place.

0:32:24.940 --> 0:32:25.680
<v Speaker 3>Who's the guy?

0:32:26.110 --> 0:32:27.350
<v Speaker 1>He's really cute.

0:32:27.370 --> 0:32:27.950
<v Speaker 4>Is he a model?

0:32:28.890 --> 0:32:30.930
<v Speaker 5>He is a model, and he has a cute name, too.

0:32:31.410 --> 0:32:32.290
<v Speaker 5>I forgot it already.

0:32:33.050 --> 0:32:34.030
<v Speaker 4>His last name's Wood.

0:32:34.670 --> 0:32:35.350
<v Speaker 5>Brandon Wood.

0:32:35.630 --> 0:32:37.490
<v Speaker 3>Is it Wood? And he's laying that wood.

0:32:38.710 --> 0:32:41.810
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm into it. But I'm excited for this scene

0:32:41.850 --> 0:32:44.560
<v Speaker 1>because she sits down with Todd and says, you know,

0:32:44.730 --> 0:32:47.740
<v Speaker 1>it's really funny because you're so comfortable with having secrets.

0:32:47.780 --> 0:32:50.660
<v Speaker 1>And the secrets, what does she say?

0:32:50.680 --> 0:32:52.920
<v Speaker 5>It's only a problem when I bring them up.

0:32:53.140 --> 0:32:56.060
<v Speaker 4>Yeah. Didn't he rip off his mic and start up?

0:32:56.100 --> 0:32:56.580
<v Speaker 2>I'm not doing this.

0:32:56.620 --> 0:32:58.920
<v Speaker 5>And she just sits there like, bye.

0:32:59.660 --> 0:33:00.020
<v Speaker 1>See ya.

0:33:00.160 --> 0:33:01.520
<v Speaker 5>Piped by Brandon Wood.

0:33:02.400 --> 0:33:05.400
<v Speaker 3>Like Brandon's Wood Wood. I'm going to go get Brandon's

0:33:05.420 --> 0:33:05.820
<v Speaker 3>Wood Wood.

0:33:06.020 --> 0:33:12.020
<v Speaker 5>Brandon Wood's Wood. So good. Lisa with that beautiful moment

0:33:12.060 --> 0:33:13.080
<v Speaker 5>with her husband.

0:33:13.180 --> 0:33:14.800
<v Speaker 3>Oh, okay. Meredith.

0:33:14.900 --> 0:33:17.720
<v Speaker 1>Her facelift is a fucking storyline in itself.

0:33:18.180 --> 0:33:19.510
<v Speaker 3>She looks so fucking good.

0:33:19.530 --> 0:33:21.590
<v Speaker 1>I was like, what has she done?

0:33:21.670 --> 0:33:22.430
<v Speaker 5>She looks incredible.

0:33:22.470 --> 0:33:23.570
<v Speaker 3>Just her whole damn face.

0:33:23.650 --> 0:33:25.690
<v Speaker 1>And then right when I say that, they're like, let's

0:33:25.730 --> 0:33:27.830
<v Speaker 1>talk about your face. I'm like, I think she went

0:33:27.870 --> 0:33:31.110
<v Speaker 1>to Lindsay Lohan and Kris Jenner's doctor. Oh, yeah?

0:33:31.710 --> 0:33:33.560
<v Speaker 4>No, she looks... Five stars.

0:33:33.580 --> 0:33:34.980
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I was like, I want that.

0:33:35.000 --> 0:33:36.380
<v Speaker 3>I might have to look this up.

0:33:36.560 --> 0:33:37.560
<v Speaker 4>Oh, like you need it.

0:33:37.680 --> 0:33:39.760
<v Speaker 1>Gosh, I'm just so excited for the season. I don't

0:33:39.780 --> 0:33:42.070
<v Speaker 1>even know where to start. Everyone's storyline is so good.

0:33:42.090 --> 0:33:42.950
<v Speaker 5>Salt Lake only.

0:33:42.870 --> 0:33:45.330
<v Speaker 3>Has one episode out? Whitney Rose.

0:33:45.730 --> 0:33:46.350
<v Speaker 5>Whitney Rose.

0:33:46.710 --> 0:33:50.080
<v Speaker 1>She's going to be having the conversation about she and Justin.

0:33:50.100 --> 0:33:53.260
<v Speaker 1>Angie has the conversation with her husband.

0:33:53.850 --> 0:33:55.930
<v Speaker 7>Angie, I mean, I don't know if I don't know,

0:33:56.290 --> 0:33:59.990
<v Speaker 7>like Angie, I care more about like Whitney and Justin's

0:34:00.030 --> 0:34:02.910
<v Speaker 7>relationship more maybe because I'm like closer to Justin than

0:34:02.970 --> 0:34:03.710
<v Speaker 7>I know.

0:34:03.730 --> 0:34:04.870
<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Like I know him.

0:34:04.910 --> 0:34:07.570
<v Speaker 4>Well, it's such a flip flop thing. Cause now I

0:34:07.610 --> 0:34:10.009
<v Speaker 4>feel like they were all married and then we had

0:34:10.030 --> 0:34:12.630
<v Speaker 4>the singles. Now the singles are all hooking up and the,

0:34:13.239 --> 0:34:15.439
<v Speaker 4>Marrieds are single. Parting ways.

0:34:15.460 --> 0:34:17.239
<v Speaker 1>Well, like you always say when I'm like, mom, I've

0:34:17.300 --> 0:34:19.640
<v Speaker 1>never been married. I've never had this. I've never had that.

0:34:19.660 --> 0:34:20.380
<v Speaker 5>You're like, right.

0:34:20.440 --> 0:34:22.980
<v Speaker 1>But all of the people who have that are now

0:34:23.040 --> 0:34:24.660
<v Speaker 1>getting divorced. And I'm like, you're right.

0:34:24.719 --> 0:34:25.600
<v Speaker 5>I mean, it's that.

0:34:25.800 --> 0:34:26.920
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

0:34:26.980 --> 0:34:28.580
<v Speaker 1>That's happening. Round two.

0:34:28.900 --> 0:34:29.080
<v Speaker 4>Yep.

0:34:29.360 --> 0:34:31.080
<v Speaker 1>And then there's a new girl who has not made

0:34:31.120 --> 0:34:35.190
<v Speaker 1>her appearance yet. Her name's Ashley Kwai. I feel like

0:34:35.270 --> 0:34:37.670
<v Speaker 1>I remember this name from when I lived in Utah.

0:34:38.270 --> 0:34:38.790
<v Speaker 3>Kwai?

0:34:38.810 --> 0:34:38.890
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:34:39.110 --> 0:34:39.350
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:34:39.989 --> 0:34:40.989
<v Speaker 3>Not me. Not me either.

0:34:41.010 --> 0:34:42.310
<v Speaker 5>I'm feeling like I.

0:34:42.610 --> 0:34:46.700
<v Speaker 3>Unless it was a Durham. Balling.

0:34:47.160 --> 0:34:47.859
<v Speaker 2>Balling.

0:34:47.890 --> 0:34:49.759
<v Speaker 5>The fucking Durhams were balling.

0:34:50.340 --> 0:34:51.200
<v Speaker 3>That house.

0:34:51.960 --> 0:34:54.220
<v Speaker 5>They threw my 14th birthday party.

0:34:54.280 --> 0:34:59.100
<v Speaker 3>The castle? Yeah. Guys, this house. Jeez Louise, man.

0:34:59.100 --> 0:35:02.450
<v Speaker 7>15 foot just concrete walls. You go into it.

0:35:03.120 --> 0:35:04.700
<v Speaker 5>Way higher than 15 feet.

0:35:04.860 --> 0:35:05.880
<v Speaker 3>Maybe 20.

0:35:05.880 --> 0:35:07.420
<v Speaker 5>It was gorgeous.

0:35:07.500 --> 0:35:08.359
<v Speaker 3>Oh, my God.

0:35:09.120 --> 0:35:14.470
<v Speaker 7>The backyard behind it had mazes with trees.

0:35:14.969 --> 0:35:15.130
<v Speaker 6>Oh, no.

0:35:15.150 --> 0:35:15.910
<v Speaker 4>It was fabulous.

0:35:16.190 --> 0:35:16.950
<v Speaker 3>It was really gorgeous.

0:35:16.969 --> 0:35:20.230
<v Speaker 4>You know what's crazy, too, is now St. George is

0:35:20.310 --> 0:35:23.970
<v Speaker 4>getting all of these multi, multi-million dollar.

0:35:24.190 --> 0:35:25.700
<v Speaker 3>Homes being built.

0:35:25.719 --> 0:35:26.010
<v Speaker 1>I know.

0:35:26.070 --> 0:35:27.140
<v Speaker 3>We need to get out of there.

0:35:27.540 --> 0:35:27.880
<v Speaker 4>Tech.

0:35:28.200 --> 0:35:30.100
<v Speaker 1>Mom, you got to sell that house, dude.

0:35:30.719 --> 0:35:31.219
<v Speaker 4>Okay.

0:35:31.800 --> 0:35:32.799
<v Speaker 5>I'm like, what are you doing?

0:35:32.820 --> 0:35:37.460
<v Speaker 3>What are you doing? She doesn't know. dad's there dad.

0:35:37.180 --> 0:35:40.219
<v Speaker 7>Is loving being there no he is not there and

0:35:40.260 --> 0:35:42.259
<v Speaker 7>if he is there we need to go pick him

0:35:42.340 --> 0:35:44.680
<v Speaker 7>up because what is he doing there.

0:35:44.780 --> 0:35:47.260
<v Speaker 4>Yeah what is he doing on the patio.

0:35:47.180 --> 0:35:50.250
<v Speaker 7>With all oh that terror oh what a depressing with

0:35:50.310 --> 0:35:51.030
<v Speaker 7>no friends.

0:35:50.810 --> 0:35:53.430
<v Speaker 4>He loved it he drank his wine.

0:35:53.030 --> 0:35:55.310
<v Speaker 7>Yeah with mick and all of them and none of

0:35:55.350 --> 0:35:57.090
<v Speaker 7>them are there anymore no.

0:35:57.030 --> 0:35:59.469
<v Speaker 5>Everyone's dead and gone literally all of.

0:35:59.450 --> 0:36:03.680
<v Speaker 1>His friends died dead and gone So let it go.

0:36:03.700 --> 0:36:05.240
<v Speaker 4>Are you trying to make me cry again?

0:36:05.480 --> 0:36:08.299
<v Speaker 1>You bought that house for like $ 80, 000. It's like in.

0:36:08.239 --> 0:36:10.700
<v Speaker 5>The $ 300, 000 now. Get rid of it. What are you doing?

0:36:10.739 --> 0:36:12.500
<v Speaker 4>I got it on a short sale, guys.

0:36:13.700 --> 0:36:16.500
<v Speaker 3>She thrifted her house. She thrifted her house.

0:36:17.260 --> 0:36:18.740
<v Speaker 5>She thrifts for real estate.

0:36:18.860 --> 0:36:19.600
<v Speaker 1>Good for you.

0:36:19.620 --> 0:36:21.320
<v Speaker 3>Hey. The best way to thrift.

0:36:33.320 --> 0:36:36.400
<v Speaker 1>I am excited because I am having Heather Gay on

0:36:36.420 --> 0:36:37.380
<v Speaker 1>the podcast.

0:36:38.440 --> 0:36:39.250
<v Speaker 3>Which one?

0:36:39.320 --> 0:36:40.320
<v Speaker 5>She's got a new book.

0:36:40.760 --> 0:36:41.109
<v Speaker 3>This one?

0:36:41.180 --> 0:36:44.550
<v Speaker 1>I think we have her in October.

0:36:45.270 --> 0:36:46.250
<v Speaker 5>So right around the corner.

0:36:46.510 --> 0:36:48.110
<v Speaker 3>I love that. Day off.

0:36:49.250 --> 0:36:49.930
<v Speaker 4>She's here.

0:36:49.950 --> 0:36:51.190
<v Speaker 3>I get a day off.

0:36:53.040 --> 0:36:56.219
<v Speaker 5>Oh, you're missing. No, you should join.

0:36:56.260 --> 0:36:57.100
<v Speaker 4>She's going to love you.

0:36:57.120 --> 0:36:58.700
<v Speaker 3>All right, I'm going to ask some questions to good

0:36:58.719 --> 0:36:59.060
<v Speaker 3>old Heather.

0:36:59.080 --> 0:37:02.060
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's the point of the pod. Roni, so far,

0:37:02.080 --> 0:37:05.020
<v Speaker 1>Psy's getting divorced, and she does not have a prenup.

0:37:05.560 --> 0:37:06.060
<v Speaker 3>Psy?

0:37:06.560 --> 0:37:06.799
<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

0:37:07.780 --> 0:37:08.719
<v Speaker 3>All right, Psy, hit me up.

0:37:08.719 --> 0:37:10.900
<v Speaker 1>They did not keep very many of the old school housewives,

0:37:10.940 --> 0:37:11.480
<v Speaker 1>only three.

0:37:12.080 --> 0:37:12.780
<v Speaker 3>I like Psy.

0:37:13.360 --> 0:37:14.080
<v Speaker 5>I love Psy.

0:37:14.760 --> 0:37:18.060
<v Speaker 1>They kept Psy, Jessel.

0:37:18.739 --> 0:37:20.380
<v Speaker 5>And Aaron.

0:37:21.580 --> 0:37:21.779
<v Speaker 3>Wow.

0:37:22.040 --> 0:37:22.259
<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

0:37:22.300 --> 0:37:22.680
<v Speaker 4>Great ones.

0:37:23.370 --> 0:37:23.830
<v Speaker 5>I think so.

0:37:24.190 --> 0:37:29.259
<v Speaker 3>Jessel. I'm very attracted to Jessel. Who isn't? Is she

0:37:29.300 --> 0:37:29.800
<v Speaker 3>still married?

0:37:30.460 --> 0:37:32.440
<v Speaker 1>I think they go through some stuff in this season.

0:37:32.460 --> 0:37:32.719
<v Speaker 1>Do they?

0:37:33.100 --> 0:37:34.299
<v Speaker 3>Here's the thing. It's going to be a good season.

0:37:34.360 --> 0:37:36.700
<v Speaker 7>I don't know his name, but I really like it.

0:37:37.580 --> 0:37:39.780
<v Speaker 3>He's like a little dweeb, kind of, but he's so great.

0:37:39.800 --> 0:37:41.819
<v Speaker 3>I love him. Every time I see him, I'm like,

0:37:42.320 --> 0:37:43.090
<v Speaker 3>I want to hang out with you.

0:37:43.100 --> 0:37:45.520
<v Speaker 4>Is he the one that wanted to fly to Vietnam

0:37:45.540 --> 0:37:45.879
<v Speaker 4>for 24 hours?

0:37:45.900 --> 0:37:50.100
<v Speaker 1>Yes. Jack is like a little vacation because the flights

0:37:50.160 --> 0:37:51.400
<v Speaker 1>are really great, I guess.

0:37:51.719 --> 0:37:54.030
<v Speaker 3>No, he is me, I am him.

0:37:54.690 --> 0:37:55.270
<v Speaker 6>Oh, really?

0:37:55.390 --> 0:37:57.210
<v Speaker 5>You want to fly, Mr. Dramamine?

0:37:57.230 --> 0:37:57.290
<v Speaker 3>Mr.

0:37:57.410 --> 0:37:59.950
<v Speaker 5>I'm-her-barf-in-a-bag-the-whole-way? Are you joking?

0:37:59.989 --> 0:38:00.630
<v Speaker 3>As long as we get there.

0:38:00.650 --> 0:38:04.280
<v Speaker 4>Can I tell you, our pods that we experienced going

0:38:04.300 --> 0:38:07.140
<v Speaker 4>to Ohio were next level.

0:38:07.540 --> 0:38:09.640
<v Speaker 3>I'm not kidding you. I walked by mom and I

0:38:09.680 --> 0:38:10.379
<v Speaker 3>thought she was dead.

0:38:12.160 --> 0:38:12.940
<v Speaker 4>I was the best.

0:38:13.940 --> 0:38:14.739
<v Speaker 1>Did you have a life flat?

0:38:14.900 --> 0:38:18.040
<v Speaker 4>I don't blame him for going to Vietnam. I was

0:38:18.080 --> 0:38:20.040
<v Speaker 4>hoping that our flight was longer.

0:38:20.060 --> 0:38:22.010
<v Speaker 7>It was probably like, I didn't care to be in Vietnam.

0:38:22.030 --> 0:38:25.569
<v Speaker 7>Just put me in the pod for eight hours.

0:38:25.690 --> 0:38:27.170
<v Speaker 4>I was hoping that it was longer.

0:38:28.170 --> 0:38:29.090
<v Speaker 5>The one to London?

0:38:29.110 --> 0:38:33.360
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Oh my gosh. Feathered beds?

0:38:33.540 --> 0:38:34.660
<v Speaker 4>We had a feathered bed.

0:38:35.080 --> 0:38:35.489
<v Speaker 5>Really?

0:38:35.550 --> 0:38:36.490
<v Speaker 3>To Ohio?

0:38:36.550 --> 0:38:38.230
<v Speaker 4>No, because it had come from Hong Kong.

0:38:38.710 --> 0:38:39.790
<v Speaker 5>Oh, you were on Delta One.

0:38:39.870 --> 0:38:42.730
<v Speaker 3>Lisa looked like she was... Hold on, ask what the

0:38:42.750 --> 0:38:43.710
<v Speaker 3>flight attendant asked you.

0:38:44.590 --> 0:38:48.200
<v Speaker 4>If I had just come from Hong Kong. She was

0:38:48.380 --> 0:38:50.100
<v Speaker 4>so dumb.

0:38:50.320 --> 0:38:53.820
<v Speaker 3>She goes, did you just come from Hong Kong? Nope,

0:38:53.880 --> 0:38:55.340
<v Speaker 3>just literally got on the plane.

0:38:57.390 --> 0:39:00.950
<v Speaker 4>You joking? No, it was the best. I would peep

0:39:01.250 --> 0:39:04.490
<v Speaker 4>my eye open when the cookies would come by and

0:39:04.530 --> 0:39:05.049
<v Speaker 4>the nuts.

0:39:07.660 --> 0:39:09.120
<v Speaker 5>The cookies and the nuts.

0:39:09.480 --> 0:39:11.160
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, with all the yumminess.

0:39:11.420 --> 0:39:12.160
<v Speaker 3>And then I'd go.

0:39:12.060 --> 0:39:12.740
<v Speaker 4>Back to sleep.

0:39:13.540 --> 0:39:15.239
<v Speaker 1>I love you. You're so weird.

0:39:17.310 --> 0:39:18.390
<v Speaker 3>It was the best.

0:39:18.530 --> 0:39:20.850
<v Speaker 5>A nut for a nut.

0:39:20.870 --> 0:39:22.250
<v Speaker 3>They were warm. It was a flight.

0:39:23.070 --> 0:39:25.390
<v Speaker 1>Ocean is asking if she can have cake. Can I

0:39:25.430 --> 0:39:27.690
<v Speaker 1>give her some or do I tell her after lunch?

0:39:27.770 --> 0:39:28.969
<v Speaker 4>Just give it to her.

0:39:29.130 --> 0:39:29.730
<v Speaker 3>Just warm.

0:39:30.370 --> 0:39:30.440
<v Speaker 1>You.

0:39:30.450 --> 0:39:31.060
<v Speaker 3>It's a party day.

0:39:31.090 --> 0:39:32.930
<v Speaker 1>She can have some.

0:39:33.870 --> 0:39:35.259
<v Speaker 4>Make Cynthia's life easier.

0:39:35.280 --> 0:39:37.880
<v Speaker 1>She can have some.

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<v Speaker 3>LOL.

0:39:39.420 --> 0:39:45.480
<v Speaker 1>Thank you. Aww. That kid is driven by sweets.

0:39:46.040 --> 0:39:48.160
<v Speaker 3>Sweets and gifts. You should have seen her. She just...

0:39:48.850 --> 0:39:50.910
<v Speaker 3>Got up on it and started ripping open gifts. We

0:39:50.930 --> 0:39:52.430
<v Speaker 3>had to go in and go, well, no, no.

0:39:52.650 --> 0:39:54.129
<v Speaker 1>I don't know how to explain to her that they're

0:39:54.170 --> 0:39:56.070
<v Speaker 1>not hers. She's not understanding.

0:39:56.190 --> 0:39:58.710
<v Speaker 4>No, she knows. She's going to open them for Sosa

0:39:58.750 --> 0:40:02.220
<v Speaker 4>because Sosa doesn't know how to open a gift. Oh, okay.

0:40:02.280 --> 0:40:05.420
<v Speaker 1>Oh, my God. I'm still caught up on Lisa. The

0:40:05.460 --> 0:40:09.219
<v Speaker 1>woman thinking she came from Hong Kong. So exhausted.

0:40:09.900 --> 0:40:10.660
<v Speaker 3>Oh, my God.

0:40:10.680 --> 0:40:12.980
<v Speaker 1>That flight's only like, what, four hours?

0:40:13.460 --> 0:40:15.900
<v Speaker 4>Not long enough.

0:40:16.060 --> 0:40:16.620
<v Speaker 3>Four and a half.

0:40:17.239 --> 0:40:17.569
<v Speaker 5>That's it?

0:40:17.590 --> 0:40:17.870
<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

0:40:19.180 --> 0:40:23.180
<v Speaker 1>So you really only get, what, three, maybe two and

0:40:23.200 --> 0:40:26.650
<v Speaker 1>a half in the air? Half of that is ascending

0:40:26.690 --> 0:40:27.330
<v Speaker 1>and descending.

0:40:28.110 --> 0:40:30.250
<v Speaker 4>I don't know. I was wishing it was longer.

0:40:31.430 --> 0:40:31.830
<v Speaker 1>You know what?

0:40:31.890 --> 0:40:33.870
<v Speaker 5>I'll take you on one of those to go to Europe.

0:40:34.230 --> 0:40:35.870
<v Speaker 1>You'll have the time of your life. They wake you

0:40:36.010 --> 0:40:40.419
<v Speaker 1>up with the yummiest of coffees and pastries, and you're

0:40:40.440 --> 0:40:44.120
<v Speaker 1>just in your little feather bed, cozy socks, a robe

0:40:44.180 --> 0:40:45.180
<v Speaker 1>if you need. I know. I know.

0:40:45.710 --> 0:40:46.589
<v Speaker 4>I had all that.

0:40:46.710 --> 0:40:48.549
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but you were going to Ohio, so let me

0:40:48.590 --> 0:40:52.190
<v Speaker 1>take you somewhere where the destination's a little more riveting.

0:40:52.210 --> 0:40:53.330
<v Speaker 3>Not Columbus.

0:40:54.530 --> 0:40:56.469
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, not Columbus.

0:40:56.680 --> 0:40:57.480
<v Speaker 5>Carol is back.

0:40:57.980 --> 0:40:59.219
<v Speaker 3>Carol Baskin? I'm thrilled.

0:41:00.300 --> 0:41:01.339
<v Speaker 5>Carol Baskin.

0:41:02.000 --> 0:41:08.020
<v Speaker 3>Shot her husband. Whacked him. Carol Radcliffe. All right.

0:41:08.080 --> 0:41:09.259
<v Speaker 1>Radswell.

0:41:09.300 --> 0:41:10.609
<v Speaker 4>Radswell. Not Daniel Radcliffe.

0:41:14.400 --> 0:41:16.080
<v Speaker 3>I like the confidence you have behind it, though.

0:41:16.100 --> 0:41:18.590
<v Speaker 1>She's being questioned about Carolyn Bessette.

0:41:19.890 --> 0:41:20.190
<v Speaker 4>What?

0:41:20.290 --> 0:41:20.850
<v Speaker 3>Not Carolyn.

0:41:20.870 --> 0:41:21.530
<v Speaker 5>Are you joking?

0:41:21.770 --> 0:41:22.669
<v Speaker 4>What did you just say?

0:41:22.690 --> 0:41:27.569
<v Speaker 1>She's being questioned about Carolyn Bessette, JFK Jr. 's wife.

0:41:29.190 --> 0:41:29.590
<v Speaker 6>I know.

0:41:30.090 --> 0:41:33.170
<v Speaker 4>The 90s have made a comeback in fashion because of

0:41:33.410 --> 0:41:37.130
<v Speaker 4>that show. Yes, they have.

0:41:38.350 --> 0:41:40.370
<v Speaker 1>The problem is with 90s fashion is you have to

0:41:40.390 --> 0:41:43.160
<v Speaker 1>have a flat ass and stuff, and I don't want that.

0:41:43.870 --> 0:41:44.689
<v Speaker 4>And I have that.

0:41:45.270 --> 0:41:46.830
<v Speaker 5>Like, oh yeah, you for sure do.

0:41:46.870 --> 0:41:50.260
<v Speaker 1>Like, the way clothes would hang on someone in the 90s,

0:41:52.250 --> 0:41:55.970
<v Speaker 1>I don't want that. Like, I'm trying to have tiggled bitties,

0:41:56.380 --> 0:41:57.160
<v Speaker 1>fat ass.

0:41:57.540 --> 0:41:59.540
<v Speaker 4>So you want to be out of style?

0:42:00.180 --> 0:42:04.180
<v Speaker 1>Sure. I want someone to be able to grab onto something.

0:42:05.060 --> 0:42:05.400
<v Speaker 4>Okay.

0:42:05.800 --> 0:42:06.120
<v Speaker 3>You know?

0:42:06.440 --> 0:42:07.340
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

0:42:07.400 --> 0:42:10.070
<v Speaker 1>Because 90s style is essentially a ponytail tank top and jeans.

0:42:11.010 --> 0:42:11.680
<v Speaker 3>And like a little low fur.

0:42:11.690 --> 0:42:12.330
<v Speaker 4>And cute sweaters.

0:42:13.290 --> 0:42:15.070
<v Speaker 1>I can't. Not my vibe.

0:42:15.310 --> 0:42:18.070
<v Speaker 4>I like a sweatshirt. Okay.

0:42:18.270 --> 0:42:19.790
<v Speaker 5>I don't look good in that stuff.

0:42:19.830 --> 0:42:22.530
<v Speaker 1>And every time I try to wear, like, 90s fashion,

0:42:22.610 --> 0:42:25.840
<v Speaker 1>I feel like I'm having imposter syndrome. I'm like, where's

0:42:25.890 --> 0:42:30.180
<v Speaker 1>my hoodie with my Jordan 1s? Like, it's just not— it

0:42:29.760 --> 0:42:30.880
<v Speaker 1>doesn't look good on me.

0:42:30.920 --> 0:42:32.219
<v Speaker 4>So you don't like to dress up?

0:42:32.920 --> 0:42:33.420
<v Speaker 3>Fuck you.

0:42:34.440 --> 0:42:37.719
<v Speaker 1>No, I don't. I don't like to get ready at all. It's, like, such—

0:42:39.090 --> 0:42:41.590
<v Speaker 1>It exhausts me, the thought. Like, women who show up

0:42:41.630 --> 0:42:43.670
<v Speaker 1>and they've got, like, makeup on and stuff on, like,

0:42:43.690 --> 0:42:44.989
<v Speaker 1>a regular Tuesday.

0:42:45.790 --> 0:42:47.090
<v Speaker 5>I'm like, that sounds so hard.

0:42:47.150 --> 0:42:49.190
<v Speaker 3>I know. When I went to Knott's Berry Farm and, like,

0:42:49.230 --> 0:42:51.090
<v Speaker 3>all these girls had, like, makeup on, I was like.

0:42:51.110 --> 0:42:51.890
<v Speaker 4>It looked pretty.

0:42:52.050 --> 0:42:53.430
<v Speaker 3>Oh, they looked beautiful.

0:42:53.450 --> 0:42:54.210
<v Speaker 4>What were you like?

0:42:55.130 --> 0:42:58.910
<v Speaker 7>If I was a woman, I'd be repulsive. I wouldn't try.

0:42:58.930 --> 0:43:00.170
<v Speaker 7>I wouldn't shave my armpits.

0:43:01.270 --> 0:43:02.130
<v Speaker 5>Or you'd be, like, a hippie.

0:43:02.340 --> 0:43:03.510
<v Speaker 3>I think I'd be a little granola.

0:43:03.660 --> 0:43:04.569
<v Speaker 1>Like, a little granola.

0:43:04.590 --> 0:43:04.860
<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

0:43:04.880 --> 0:43:05.700
<v Speaker 5>A little crunchy.

0:43:05.719 --> 0:43:07.200
<v Speaker 4>No, Lauren, you look really cute in your style.

0:43:07.219 --> 0:43:07.860
<v Speaker 3>Like a salmon upstream.

0:43:08.969 --> 0:43:10.029
<v Speaker 4>I like your style for you.

0:43:10.050 --> 0:43:13.469
<v Speaker 5>I like your style for you. Not in general, but

0:43:13.489 --> 0:43:13.640
<v Speaker 5>for you.

0:43:13.650 --> 0:43:14.450
<v Speaker 4>Well, I couldn't wear it.

0:43:14.710 --> 0:43:15.089
<v Speaker 3>Well, no.

0:43:16.150 --> 0:43:17.229
<v Speaker 5>Actually, I think you could.

0:43:17.570 --> 0:43:17.850
<v Speaker 4>Really?

0:43:17.950 --> 0:43:20.660
<v Speaker 1>I think you'd look really cute in like a little hoodie, sweatpants,

0:43:20.700 --> 0:43:21.879
<v Speaker 1>and some Jordans. Don't you think?

0:43:22.180 --> 0:43:24.000
<v Speaker 3>You dress like you're getting out of a tent in

0:43:24.020 --> 0:43:24.359
<v Speaker 3>the morning.

0:43:24.980 --> 0:43:25.840
<v Speaker 1>Getting out of a tent?

0:43:26.020 --> 0:43:26.320
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:43:26.480 --> 0:43:27.040
<v Speaker 5>What do you mean?

0:43:27.200 --> 0:43:27.560
<v Speaker 3>Homeless.

0:43:27.580 --> 0:43:28.300
<v Speaker 1>Oh, homeless.

0:43:28.700 --> 0:43:29.160
<v Speaker 3>We're getting it.

0:43:30.750 --> 0:43:34.920
<v Speaker 1>I thought you meant like camping boots and.

0:43:34.890 --> 0:43:36.140
<v Speaker 3>Things like that. No, no, you're homeless.

0:43:36.180 --> 0:43:38.860
<v Speaker 7>You're coming out and you get out of your tent

0:43:38.940 --> 0:43:42.400
<v Speaker 7>and you see the L.A. River beautiful in your homeless clothes.

0:43:43.700 --> 0:43:46.480
<v Speaker 1>I don't feel like I... I have Alexander Wang shoes on.

0:43:47.320 --> 0:43:48.040
<v Speaker 4>You look cute.

0:43:48.700 --> 0:43:50.609
<v Speaker 3>Alexander... Why do I feel like I have.

0:43:50.510 --> 0:43:51.670
<v Speaker 1>To defend myself right now?

0:43:51.690 --> 0:43:53.129
<v Speaker 5>I'm feeling backed into a corner.

0:43:53.150 --> 0:43:53.410
<v Speaker 1>You don't.

0:43:54.070 --> 0:43:54.350
<v Speaker 6>Yeah. Yeah.

0:43:54.980 --> 0:43:55.500
<v Speaker 1>Anyway.

0:43:55.520 --> 0:43:57.110
<v Speaker 3>You don't.

0:43:57.280 --> 0:44:01.030
<v Speaker 1>Real Housewives of OC, Vicky is having a very Vicky season.

0:44:03.170 --> 0:44:05.830
<v Speaker 1>I saw on socials, it was like, Vicky is on

0:44:05.930 --> 0:44:09.300
<v Speaker 1>two shows right now and has the same storyline on both.

0:44:09.360 --> 0:44:10.799
<v Speaker 1>She doesn't want to be there and would rather be

0:44:10.840 --> 0:44:11.660
<v Speaker 1>selling insurance.

0:44:12.940 --> 0:44:15.700
<v Speaker 4>I thought it was kind of sad, though. Her talking

0:44:15.719 --> 0:44:16.300
<v Speaker 4>to Tamara.

0:44:16.880 --> 0:44:17.879
<v Speaker 1>It broke my heart.

0:44:17.900 --> 0:44:19.080
<v Speaker 4>Do you want to cry?

0:44:19.280 --> 0:44:22.750
<v Speaker 3>No. Do you want to cry? It's been a day.

0:44:23.410 --> 0:44:23.810
<v Speaker 3>Tell us.

0:44:24.050 --> 0:44:24.810
<v Speaker 4>But it was sad.

0:44:25.070 --> 0:44:26.969
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I want to hear what? Tell me.

0:44:27.450 --> 0:44:31.100
<v Speaker 4>Because I think she feels lonely. Her kids are all gone.

0:44:31.120 --> 0:44:33.460
<v Speaker 7>She needs to hang out with Heather Gay.

0:44:33.520 --> 0:44:36.500
<v Speaker 4>Her boyfriend travels five days a week, and he seems

0:44:36.540 --> 0:44:38.320
<v Speaker 4>a little rough and tough.

0:44:39.060 --> 0:44:42.140
<v Speaker 3>Well, get rid of that. Get rid of the bag.

0:44:42.180 --> 0:44:45.100
<v Speaker 4>They bought two houses together. Easier said than done.

0:44:45.239 --> 0:44:46.900
<v Speaker 1>I think three. I think they've got the one in

0:44:46.920 --> 0:44:49.660
<v Speaker 1>the desert, the one in OC, and the one in Mexico.

0:44:49.800 --> 0:44:50.819
<v Speaker 4>I think that one's just hers.

0:44:50.840 --> 0:44:52.560
<v Speaker 3>All right, sell them all. Split the funds. Get on

0:44:52.600 --> 0:44:52.819
<v Speaker 3>your way.

0:44:53.560 --> 0:44:54.860
<v Speaker 1>It's easier said than done.

0:44:54.880 --> 0:44:55.840
<v Speaker 3>I know, that's why I'm saying it.

0:44:56.340 --> 0:45:01.060
<v Speaker 1>You know, I also, and I don't know why this is,

0:45:01.160 --> 0:45:06.660
<v Speaker 1>but when I see women in their late 40s to 50s,

0:45:07.370 --> 0:45:09.209
<v Speaker 1>I don't know why I relate to them so much

0:45:09.310 --> 0:45:12.310
<v Speaker 1>because they're, like, I have small children. My children live

0:45:12.350 --> 0:45:16.460
<v Speaker 1>in the house. But listening to them and, like, the

0:45:16.500 --> 0:45:18.660
<v Speaker 1>way they talk about having an empty nest and, like,

0:45:18.719 --> 0:45:21.960
<v Speaker 1>not having a partner, I feel like the way they're talking.

0:45:23.430 --> 0:45:24.590
<v Speaker 3>Fits your life better.

0:45:25.150 --> 0:45:28.250
<v Speaker 1>You well it just it puts me in fear.

0:45:28.950 --> 0:45:33.089
<v Speaker 7>Okay well you're an old soul yeah and if you're

0:45:33.130 --> 0:45:37.180
<v Speaker 7>so weird about time don't think about it get back

0:45:37.219 --> 0:45:38.040
<v Speaker 7>to you you.

0:45:38.050 --> 0:45:41.440
<v Speaker 1>Think maybe i experienced that in my last life like

0:45:41.460 --> 0:45:42.440
<v Speaker 1>being lonely.

0:45:42.739 --> 0:45:43.279
<v Speaker 4>Maybe hmm.

0:45:44.900 --> 0:45:48.459
<v Speaker 7>And now you're just copy pasting don't say that it's

0:45:48.540 --> 0:45:49.640
<v Speaker 7>a joke.

0:45:50.010 --> 0:45:52.569
<v Speaker 3>No, I don't think you were a lonely human being

0:45:52.610 --> 0:45:53.370
<v Speaker 3>in your last life.

0:45:53.489 --> 0:45:54.250
<v Speaker 4>No, I don't either.

0:45:55.210 --> 0:45:56.840
<v Speaker 5>But why do I relate to them so much?

0:45:56.860 --> 0:45:58.109
<v Speaker 4>You know we love to tease you.

0:45:58.239 --> 0:46:00.359
<v Speaker 1>No, I know that. I've just been wondering like what

0:46:00.400 --> 0:46:03.819
<v Speaker 1>it is the past few months where I'm relating to

0:46:03.900 --> 0:46:05.120
<v Speaker 1>things that I haven't.

0:46:05.140 --> 0:46:11.259
<v Speaker 4>Because your daughter just started kindergarten. That is a huge milestone.

0:46:11.340 --> 0:46:11.580
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:46:12.120 --> 0:46:15.719
<v Speaker 4>Your other one just turned two. Another year she'll be

0:46:15.760 --> 0:46:18.410
<v Speaker 4>in preschool. You're thinking about all these things.

0:46:18.810 --> 0:46:19.029
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:46:19.340 --> 0:46:21.960
<v Speaker 7>And I think when, because she's in, and what's crazy

0:46:22.060 --> 0:46:24.899
<v Speaker 7>is like, because we didn't go through it, it feels like,

0:46:25.560 --> 0:46:28.920
<v Speaker 7>like kindergarten for her, she's going with like seniors.

0:46:30.560 --> 0:46:30.860
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:46:30.920 --> 0:46:33.520
<v Speaker 7>Like when I got, like I picked her up off

0:46:33.540 --> 0:46:36.320
<v Speaker 7>the bus and I thought it was an adult.

0:46:36.910 --> 0:46:37.029
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:46:37.050 --> 0:46:38.529
<v Speaker 3>He looked older than me and he got off the bus.

0:46:38.550 --> 0:46:39.830
<v Speaker 3>I was like, what the hell's going on here?

0:46:40.210 --> 0:46:40.490
<v Speaker 1>Right.

0:46:40.570 --> 0:46:41.390
<v Speaker 3>So that's the other thing.

0:46:41.450 --> 0:46:43.670
<v Speaker 7>It's like, I feel like because you're picking her up,

0:46:43.710 --> 0:46:46.089
<v Speaker 7>you're seeing all of these older kids that like you're

0:46:46.190 --> 0:46:48.569
<v Speaker 7>preparing for that as well, subconsciously.

0:46:48.930 --> 0:46:51.890
<v Speaker 3>When it was us, it was like sixth grade. Oh,

0:46:52.190 --> 0:46:53.660
<v Speaker 3>so that we were all kids. So it wasn't like

0:46:53.700 --> 0:46:56.980
<v Speaker 3>you didn't see the middle schoolers, the high schoolers, but

0:46:57.020 --> 0:46:59.500
<v Speaker 3>now you do. So I feel like subconsciously you could

0:46:59.520 --> 0:47:02.759
<v Speaker 3>be stepping into that role as well of like, I

0:47:02.800 --> 0:47:05.420
<v Speaker 3>have to have her prepared for this because you're seeing it. Yeah.

0:47:05.960 --> 0:47:07.960
<v Speaker 1>And the parents who are dropping their kids off who

0:47:08.060 --> 0:47:10.920
<v Speaker 1>are much older. Yeah. Like I'll say to Ocean as

0:47:10.960 --> 0:47:12.960
<v Speaker 1>she's getting on the bus, I'm like, I love you.

0:47:13.060 --> 0:47:14.339
<v Speaker 1>And she'll stop and turn around and say.

0:47:14.380 --> 0:47:15.240
<v Speaker 5>I love you, mom.

0:47:15.610 --> 0:47:16.299
<v Speaker 1>And the parents are.

0:47:16.260 --> 0:47:19.230
<v Speaker 5>Like, oh my gosh, I miss those days. And I'm like,

0:47:19.489 --> 0:47:22.830
<v Speaker 5>don't say that to me. Don't say you miss.

0:47:23.150 --> 0:47:26.090
<v Speaker 3>I know. Because I look on that bus and I'm like, oh.

0:47:26.590 --> 0:47:28.370
<v Speaker 5>I am that person. When I see a pregnant person,

0:47:28.410 --> 0:47:29.770
<v Speaker 5>I turn into an insane human.

0:47:29.790 --> 0:47:31.430
<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, enjoy it.

0:47:33.290 --> 0:47:34.130
<v Speaker 4>I can't control myself.

0:47:34.150 --> 0:47:36.190
<v Speaker 5>They're looking at me like, did you take your meds today?

0:47:49.160 --> 0:47:51.600
<v Speaker 1>I can never tell the couples that are going to

0:47:51.620 --> 0:47:52.480
<v Speaker 1>get divorced or not.

0:47:52.580 --> 0:47:54.420
<v Speaker 5>I know Emily's struggling in her marriage.

0:47:54.860 --> 0:47:56.700
<v Speaker 4>I don't think they'll get divorced.

0:47:56.860 --> 0:47:59.460
<v Speaker 3>I have to say something. I'm never looking again and going,

0:47:59.480 --> 0:48:00.819
<v Speaker 3>they're going to make it. They're going to make it.

0:48:00.880 --> 0:48:03.380
<v Speaker 7>Because back to the other point, who thought Heidi and

0:48:03.420 --> 0:48:04.739
<v Speaker 7>Spencer were going to make it in that one?

0:48:04.920 --> 0:48:07.700
<v Speaker 3>Exactly. So now it's like they're the only ones together

0:48:07.739 --> 0:48:09.520
<v Speaker 3>from that, right? So my picker's real shit.

0:48:09.540 --> 0:48:11.540
<v Speaker 1>You would have looked at Kyle and Mauricio and been like,

0:48:11.900 --> 0:48:13.040
<v Speaker 1>they are rocking it until death.

0:48:13.060 --> 0:48:13.680
<v Speaker 3>They have it together.

0:48:13.780 --> 0:48:13.980
<v Speaker 7>Yeah.

0:48:14.000 --> 0:48:14.080
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:48:14.739 --> 0:48:16.540
<v Speaker 4>No, Emily's going to stay with her.

0:48:16.700 --> 0:48:19.230
<v Speaker 3>Who has the most rough relationship? They'll make it.

0:48:19.700 --> 0:48:23.840
<v Speaker 1>They're being tested right now. It's because of the kids.

0:48:24.239 --> 0:48:25.399
<v Speaker 5>Is it the kids?

0:48:25.480 --> 0:48:26.340
<v Speaker 3>Hold on.

0:48:26.560 --> 0:48:29.900
<v Speaker 7>Or is it because I also saw something because she

0:48:29.920 --> 0:48:34.620
<v Speaker 7>looks amazing now. And people were saying, is she outgrowing

0:48:34.680 --> 0:48:35.969
<v Speaker 7>that pot that she was in?

0:48:35.989 --> 0:48:41.050
<v Speaker 3>Oh. So that is the one thing that I... can

0:48:41.290 --> 0:48:47.050
<v Speaker 3>contribute to this conversation. I like contribute. I contributed. Yeah.

0:48:47.110 --> 0:48:50.299
<v Speaker 7>No, you make an excellent point. Yeah, she's outgrowing her pot.

0:48:50.980 --> 0:48:53.480
<v Speaker 7>And he may not be enough for her. Because now

0:48:53.520 --> 0:48:54.580
<v Speaker 7>she's a bad bitch.

0:48:55.300 --> 0:48:55.660
<v Speaker 4>Thank you.

0:48:55.700 --> 0:48:57.000
<v Speaker 3>She was a bad bitch before, though.

0:48:57.219 --> 0:48:58.359
<v Speaker 5>She's always been a bad bitch.

0:48:58.380 --> 0:49:00.859
<v Speaker 1>And you also have to remember, she passed the bar

0:49:00.930 --> 0:49:03.010
<v Speaker 1>and Shane had to take it like seven times before

0:49:03.050 --> 0:49:03.270
<v Speaker 1>he passed.

0:49:03.370 --> 0:49:04.370
<v Speaker 4>And he's a stay-at-home dad.

0:49:04.410 --> 0:49:09.110
<v Speaker 1>Now he's a stay-at-home dad. She is obviously... up in

0:49:09.130 --> 0:49:12.520
<v Speaker 1>the gym working on her fitness which I relate to

0:49:12.580 --> 0:49:14.680
<v Speaker 1>but not even on the same scale like she has

0:49:14.719 --> 0:49:17.290
<v Speaker 1>to go every day and I think it's also for

0:49:17.330 --> 0:49:20.629
<v Speaker 1>her mental health So she takes time away to do that.

0:49:21.090 --> 0:49:26.279
<v Speaker 1>She takes time away to film. She's a part of

0:49:26.320 --> 0:49:29.980
<v Speaker 1>the Innocence Center, where, correct me if I'm wrong, people

0:49:30.040 --> 0:49:34.700
<v Speaker 1>who were falsely accused, I think she does a lot

0:49:34.739 --> 0:49:36.940
<v Speaker 1>of work with them as well. And then her son

0:49:37.460 --> 0:49:41.120
<v Speaker 1>is going through a lot health-wise. And I think their

0:49:41.140 --> 0:49:43.560
<v Speaker 1>marriage is being tested. So I don't know. There was also,

0:49:43.580 --> 0:49:45.460
<v Speaker 1>and I bring this couple up all the time, the

0:49:45.480 --> 0:49:49.540
<v Speaker 1>Takemans from OG Roni. When you watch them, you're like,

0:49:49.580 --> 0:49:51.859
<v Speaker 1>these people hate each other and they're getting forced. They're

0:49:51.880 --> 0:49:52.879
<v Speaker 1>still together to this day.

0:49:53.320 --> 0:49:55.840
<v Speaker 3>What did I just say? Who hates each other the most?

0:49:56.090 --> 0:49:56.549
<v Speaker 3>They'll make it.

0:49:56.610 --> 0:49:58.310
<v Speaker 5>Well, the ones that are willing to fight each other

0:49:58.330 --> 0:49:58.750
<v Speaker 5>on camera.

0:49:58.810 --> 0:50:01.370
<v Speaker 1>And then when you have to go back and watch

0:50:01.410 --> 0:50:04.270
<v Speaker 1>that and be like, wow, we really need to pull

0:50:04.310 --> 0:50:04.950
<v Speaker 1>our shit together.

0:50:05.790 --> 0:50:07.969
<v Speaker 7>I think that's where they get it together is like

0:50:08.010 --> 0:50:10.029
<v Speaker 7>watching themselves and they're like, holy shit, we got to

0:50:10.070 --> 0:50:10.469
<v Speaker 7>work on this.

0:50:10.510 --> 0:50:13.790
<v Speaker 4>Well, Lisa on Salt Lake Housewives, remember? She watched it

0:50:13.850 --> 0:50:14.370
<v Speaker 4>back and.

0:50:14.830 --> 0:50:15.590
<v Speaker 1>With her husband.

0:50:15.610 --> 0:50:16.610
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, broke her heart.

0:50:17.370 --> 0:50:18.890
<v Speaker 3>The way she handled things?

0:50:19.510 --> 0:50:22.470
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, they were at each other. But they've come around.

0:50:22.890 --> 0:50:24.650
<v Speaker 1>Well, I thought that scene was really sweet with him.

0:50:24.670 --> 0:50:25.070
<v Speaker 4>Me too.

0:50:25.570 --> 0:50:27.090
<v Speaker 1>You could tell he felt horrible.

0:50:27.110 --> 0:50:30.880
<v Speaker 4>Yeah. He's feeling less than. That's why he treated her

0:50:30.980 --> 0:50:31.600
<v Speaker 4>the way he did.

0:50:32.040 --> 0:50:35.860
<v Speaker 3>I was just going to say... For... Who are we

0:50:35.900 --> 0:50:40.069
<v Speaker 3>talking about who just looks amazing? Emily. It won't work

0:50:40.190 --> 0:50:41.930
<v Speaker 3>if he needs to find something.

0:50:43.070 --> 0:50:43.770
<v Speaker 1>That fulfills him?

0:50:43.989 --> 0:50:49.180
<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Whether that be a job or something, because we've

0:50:49.260 --> 0:50:52.969
<v Speaker 3>seen it. Mm-hmm. with a couple of bees, a couple of,

0:50:53.270 --> 0:50:58.049
<v Speaker 3>a couple of guys with the bees. Yeah. Yeah. And like,

0:50:58.090 --> 0:50:58.850
<v Speaker 3>that's the thing.

0:50:59.030 --> 0:51:00.390
<v Speaker 5>They don't have anything.

0:51:00.410 --> 0:51:02.259
<v Speaker 7>And that's the other thing that's like hard in the

0:51:02.300 --> 0:51:04.200
<v Speaker 7>Bravo world that I will say is it's like, it's

0:51:04.260 --> 0:51:06.700
<v Speaker 7>mostly women, unless you're talking about like Southern charm or

0:51:06.719 --> 0:51:07.359
<v Speaker 7>things like that.

0:51:07.980 --> 0:51:12.629
<v Speaker 1>Um, These women, their entire lives are changed after you

0:51:12.650 --> 0:51:13.049
<v Speaker 1>become a housewife.

0:51:13.070 --> 0:51:13.790
<v Speaker 3>And so is the man.

0:51:14.170 --> 0:51:17.779
<v Speaker 7>Because as a man, like your wife that you were

0:51:17.840 --> 0:51:19.660
<v Speaker 7>taking care of and doing all these things starts getting

0:51:19.700 --> 0:51:21.980
<v Speaker 7>things and then outgrowing the pot and things like that.

0:51:22.080 --> 0:51:24.280
<v Speaker 7>And as a man, you start thinking, am I enough?

0:51:24.320 --> 0:51:25.219
<v Speaker 7>What do I need to do?

0:51:25.280 --> 0:51:25.580
<v Speaker 3>She's the.

0:51:26.120 --> 0:51:27.720
<v Speaker 7>And then you start this thing and then you start

0:51:27.739 --> 0:51:29.290
<v Speaker 7>to resent and then you start hitting.

0:51:29.330 --> 0:51:30.870
<v Speaker 5>Just so interesting because these wives.

0:51:30.910 --> 0:51:31.630
<v Speaker 1>You start hitting.

0:51:32.250 --> 0:51:34.410
<v Speaker 7>No, you start like hitting that wall. Like you start

0:51:34.489 --> 0:51:37.490
<v Speaker 7>hitting a wall. You start hitting each other.

0:51:37.750 --> 0:51:39.430
<v Speaker 3>You start just beating the fuck out of each other.

0:51:39.550 --> 0:51:41.610
<v Speaker 3>One of you is in prison. The other one is dead.

0:51:42.239 --> 0:51:43.040
<v Speaker 3>It's just bad.

0:51:43.860 --> 0:51:45.480
<v Speaker 7>But you hit that wall and then you're like, where

0:51:45.520 --> 0:51:47.580
<v Speaker 7>else to go but to argue.

0:51:48.260 --> 0:51:53.560
<v Speaker 1>That's why I always say these Bravo shows. A lot

0:51:53.580 --> 0:51:55.470
<v Speaker 1>of people say that it pits women against each other.

0:51:56.690 --> 0:52:01.970
<v Speaker 1>we're making reality TV and it's taking very strong personalities

0:52:03.010 --> 0:52:04.850
<v Speaker 1>with free will saying, do you want to be a

0:52:04.890 --> 0:52:07.009
<v Speaker 1>part of this show? We'd love to have you and

0:52:07.090 --> 0:52:10.330
<v Speaker 1>putting them on a show together. But it's wild where

0:52:10.430 --> 0:52:14.610
<v Speaker 1>the women have been supporting their husbands this whole time,

0:52:14.969 --> 0:52:17.549
<v Speaker 1>holding down the household. And then when they sign up

0:52:17.570 --> 0:52:20.420
<v Speaker 1>for these reality shows, the men feel small and just can't.

0:52:20.260 --> 0:52:23.400
<v Speaker 3>Fucking handle it. It's like, come on. Well, not small,

0:52:23.440 --> 0:52:26.560
<v Speaker 3>but look at Justin. Yeah. What happened to him in

0:52:26.620 --> 0:52:27.100
<v Speaker 3>his career?

0:52:27.200 --> 0:52:28.020
<v Speaker 1>He got fired.

0:52:28.040 --> 0:52:29.890
<v Speaker 7>There you go. So it's like, at what point? And

0:52:29.930 --> 0:52:33.930
<v Speaker 7>now what, what does Justin do? Like, do you go

0:52:33.969 --> 0:52:35.730
<v Speaker 7>and find that same thing? But now you're on a

0:52:35.750 --> 0:52:38.010
<v Speaker 7>TV show where that is a thing. And now you're seeing,

0:52:38.050 --> 0:52:39.780
<v Speaker 7>and now people are like, we don't want to hire

0:52:39.840 --> 0:52:42.580
<v Speaker 7>you because this comes in. So now how does he,

0:52:43.160 --> 0:52:46.100
<v Speaker 7>so it's difficult. I'm telling you, it really is. It's

0:52:46.160 --> 0:52:48.239
<v Speaker 7>a hard, I just see it from the man.

0:52:48.500 --> 0:52:51.160
<v Speaker 3>Not for me. Cause I'm not anywhere in that thing,

0:52:51.260 --> 0:52:55.310
<v Speaker 3>but I understand where things can get difficult just for

0:52:55.450 --> 0:52:57.610
<v Speaker 3>a man in the Bravo world. I'm sorry.

0:52:57.670 --> 0:53:00.779
<v Speaker 7>It really is a difficult like thing. Back to the

0:53:00.820 --> 0:53:02.740
<v Speaker 7>point of the guy selling pillows.

0:53:03.540 --> 0:53:06.719
<v Speaker 3>Oh, Craig. Craig. Yeah. Look at that. He was like,

0:53:06.960 --> 0:53:08.680
<v Speaker 3>all women follow me. What do I have to do?

0:53:08.900 --> 0:53:09.660
<v Speaker 3>Fucking pillows.

0:53:09.820 --> 0:53:12.640
<v Speaker 1>Well, he started just sewing things out of boredom.

0:53:13.239 --> 0:53:15.100
<v Speaker 3>Pillows. Here we go. But like, that's the thing. It's

0:53:15.140 --> 0:53:19.790
<v Speaker 3>like he made his career in a woman's. like in

0:53:20.130 --> 0:53:23.770
<v Speaker 3>decor yeah you're right like it's.

0:53:22.969 --> 0:53:25.650
<v Speaker 7>Very handsome there it's just very tough for him and

0:53:25.670 --> 0:53:27.750
<v Speaker 7>then you got a dj but like the only reason

0:53:27.790 --> 0:53:31.010
<v Speaker 7>why he's successful is because he's on the fucking show

0:53:31.390 --> 0:53:33.620
<v Speaker 7>right take him off nobody's going to watch a dj

0:53:33.660 --> 0:53:40.020
<v Speaker 7>there buddy i don't know maybe yeah.

0:53:37.820 --> 0:53:41.800
<v Speaker 1>I think james makes a living off of djing and he's.

0:53:41.660 --> 0:53:43.330
<v Speaker 4>Not on the show Yeah, you're right.

0:53:43.450 --> 0:53:46.100
<v Speaker 3>I haven't seen James Kennedy's name in God knows how long.

0:53:46.239 --> 0:53:49.580
<v Speaker 5>But I think he's crushing it still.

0:53:49.700 --> 0:53:51.180
<v Speaker 3>He's still making music.

0:53:51.500 --> 0:53:52.640
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I really do.

0:53:53.920 --> 0:53:55.180
<v Speaker 3>I hope he is. I really do.

0:53:55.219 --> 0:53:57.660
<v Speaker 7>But I don't think I've seen him in anything Las

0:53:57.680 --> 0:53:59.710
<v Speaker 7>Vegas-oriented on their shirt.

0:54:00.190 --> 0:54:01.090
<v Speaker 4>Have we looked?

0:54:01.390 --> 0:54:03.469
<v Speaker 3>You've got to be in the bubble. Yeah, I guess

0:54:03.489 --> 0:54:04.510
<v Speaker 3>you've got to be in the bubble.

0:54:04.910 --> 0:54:09.109
<v Speaker 1>But... Patronic is coming back, you guys. I'm thrilled about this.

0:54:09.190 --> 0:54:12.089
<v Speaker 4>Karen Huger. Is she coming back? Oh, yes.

0:54:12.110 --> 0:54:15.089
<v Speaker 1>Six months in prison. She's back at it. And in

0:54:15.130 --> 0:54:17.530
<v Speaker 1>the preview, she's like, I got street cred now. She's

0:54:17.550 --> 0:54:18.460
<v Speaker 1>not afraid of anything.

0:54:18.480 --> 0:54:21.580
<v Speaker 3>Is Jen Shaw coming back? Jen Shaw? Because she's out.

0:54:22.219 --> 0:54:22.459
<v Speaker 6>Jen?

0:54:22.800 --> 0:54:23.420
<v Speaker 3>Jen Shaw.

0:54:23.520 --> 0:54:23.700
<v Speaker 4>No.

0:54:23.719 --> 0:54:27.300
<v Speaker 3>No more touching that one? No, no, no, no. Okay, bravo.

0:54:27.360 --> 0:54:28.239
<v Speaker 3>I see you. No.

0:54:29.520 --> 0:54:32.629
<v Speaker 5>Breaking news. Taylor is out.

0:54:33.890 --> 0:54:36.790
<v Speaker 3>You don't say with all the failed drug tests. Oh, really?

0:54:36.810 --> 0:54:38.710
<v Speaker 5>All right, let's get into it after this.

0:54:38.950 --> 0:54:42.290
<v Speaker 1>Taylor Frankie Paul, my gratitude goes to all the networks

0:54:42.330 --> 0:54:45.180
<v Speaker 1>that supported me throughout this and gave me the chance

0:54:45.219 --> 0:54:45.720
<v Speaker 1>to return.

0:54:45.780 --> 0:54:48.700
<v Speaker 5>However, I don't desire to move forward like this.

0:54:48.860 --> 0:54:51.580
<v Speaker 1>I originally was willing to be removed to let them

0:54:51.680 --> 0:54:54.640
<v Speaker 1>all continue on with less stress, and I'm back to

0:54:54.680 --> 0:54:57.379
<v Speaker 1>that point. Some of the girls know what I've been through,

0:54:57.760 --> 0:55:01.340
<v Speaker 1>and then to turn and collectively pile on with their statements,

0:55:01.460 --> 0:55:05.430
<v Speaker 1>knowing they're... has been ongoing abuse through the system the

0:55:05.450 --> 0:55:08.720
<v Speaker 1>last eight months on top of what I've endured. Almost

0:55:08.760 --> 0:55:12.140
<v Speaker 1>the entire cast plus some going at me laughing about

0:55:12.200 --> 0:55:16.490
<v Speaker 1>my kids is disgusting and I bit my tongue. These

0:55:16.770 --> 0:55:19.549
<v Speaker 1>same people had meetings telling me I need to lead

0:55:19.610 --> 0:55:23.600
<v Speaker 1>the way of pay and What does that mean? My

0:55:23.640 --> 0:55:26.200
<v Speaker 1>voice was the only one that can make it happen,

0:55:26.640 --> 0:55:29.219
<v Speaker 1>and then they would work from what I demanded. I'm

0:55:29.260 --> 0:55:32.720
<v Speaker 1>grateful I never followed through with their requests of demands,

0:55:32.780 --> 0:55:35.660
<v Speaker 1>and I'm grateful I kept same pay out of fairness

0:55:35.739 --> 0:55:39.160
<v Speaker 1>and integrity. I treated production and crew with respect always.

0:55:39.280 --> 0:55:42.200
<v Speaker 1>In fact, they're the ones who checked on me throughout this.

0:55:42.380 --> 0:55:45.540
<v Speaker 1>I agree it's to the point of bullying for months now.

0:55:46.500 --> 0:55:48.390
<v Speaker 1>What makes it harder to take in is some of

0:55:48.680 --> 0:55:53.400
<v Speaker 1>these Parents have made mistakes that would result in the

0:55:53.420 --> 0:55:56.880
<v Speaker 1>same judgment I'm receiving yet pointing a finger. However, it

0:55:56.920 --> 0:55:59.640
<v Speaker 1>is a pleasure to remove myself so they can continue

0:56:00.000 --> 0:56:02.680
<v Speaker 1>because I've almost convinced myself I'm deserving of all of

0:56:02.739 --> 0:56:06.490
<v Speaker 1>this pain. And to a certain degree, absolutely. This is

0:56:06.550 --> 0:56:09.589
<v Speaker 1>consequences of my actions. My question has been how much

0:56:09.650 --> 0:56:12.790
<v Speaker 1>suffering and scrutiny is going to be enough. I'm just

0:56:12.870 --> 0:56:13.770
<v Speaker 1>relieved to be out.

0:56:15.930 --> 0:56:17.410
<v Speaker 4>You know, I've been watching that show.

0:56:18.130 --> 0:56:19.070
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and are you liking it?

0:56:19.920 --> 0:56:21.660
<v Speaker 4>Well, I just wanted to see what all the hype was.

0:56:22.460 --> 0:56:23.030
<v Speaker 3>Are you seeing it?

0:56:24.060 --> 0:56:27.339
<v Speaker 4>I'm on the fourth episode in season one, so I'm

0:56:27.719 --> 0:56:29.020
<v Speaker 4>just barely getting into it.

0:56:29.120 --> 0:56:30.780
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because I think they're on what, season four?

0:56:30.800 --> 0:56:31.649
<v Speaker 3>I think so.

0:56:32.550 --> 0:56:36.350
<v Speaker 1>I think they pump out two seasons a year. I think.

0:56:37.250 --> 0:56:38.490
<v Speaker 1>I'm not 100% sure.

0:56:39.090 --> 0:56:41.370
<v Speaker 3>I do not know either. I think it's just one, though,

0:56:41.750 --> 0:56:46.580
<v Speaker 3>if I'm not mistaken. Because I follow Miranda. Mm-hmm. And

0:56:46.600 --> 0:56:48.540
<v Speaker 3>so I just see like stuff she's doing and it

0:56:48.560 --> 0:56:52.390
<v Speaker 3>seems like they're only filming for like they're filming right now.

0:56:52.969 --> 0:56:53.990
<v Speaker 3>And this is the first time.

0:56:54.350 --> 0:56:54.770
<v Speaker 1>Without her?

0:56:55.590 --> 0:56:56.630
<v Speaker 3>I think she's copping out.

0:56:56.670 --> 0:56:58.730
<v Speaker 7>I think she failed a lot of drug tests, allegedly,

0:56:58.770 --> 0:57:01.050
<v Speaker 7>through a lot of people saying it. She's lost custody

0:57:01.110 --> 0:57:02.850
<v Speaker 7>of her other two kids and the one she has

0:57:02.870 --> 0:57:06.830
<v Speaker 7>with Dakota. So I think that she is just not

0:57:06.890 --> 0:57:09.040
<v Speaker 7>in a good spot in saying that she's going to

0:57:09.100 --> 0:57:11.600
<v Speaker 7>remove herself. And I could see it being she can't

0:57:11.640 --> 0:57:12.660
<v Speaker 7>come back until she's clean.

0:57:12.760 --> 0:57:17.320
<v Speaker 1>So I don't know how Hulu works. I know how

0:57:17.480 --> 0:57:19.560
<v Speaker 1>a network that I'm familiar with works.

0:57:20.580 --> 0:57:22.140
<v Speaker 5>And when they.

0:57:21.880 --> 0:57:24.850
<v Speaker 1>Choose to not ask you to return, they give you

0:57:24.870 --> 0:57:26.830
<v Speaker 1>the choice to put out a statement to make it

0:57:26.870 --> 0:57:30.110
<v Speaker 1>look like it was your choice. Although you were not

0:57:30.150 --> 0:57:32.590
<v Speaker 1>given a choice. It's like, we're not asking you back.

0:57:32.750 --> 0:57:33.010
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:57:33.410 --> 0:57:35.070
<v Speaker 1>If you would like to put out a statement that says,

0:57:35.130 --> 0:57:36.780
<v Speaker 1>you know, you guys are leaving on your own.

0:57:37.500 --> 0:57:39.560
<v Speaker 7>It's almost like you're fired, but we're giving you the,

0:57:39.700 --> 0:57:40.880
<v Speaker 7>but you can quit right now.

0:57:41.200 --> 0:57:44.640
<v Speaker 3>You're going to get fired, but we'll give you the, the,

0:57:45.120 --> 0:57:48.020
<v Speaker 3>the option to quit right now. Yeah. I'll quit.

0:57:48.320 --> 0:57:48.540
<v Speaker 1>All right.

0:57:49.090 --> 0:57:49.550
<v Speaker 3>I'll have a good one.

0:57:50.040 --> 0:57:52.620
<v Speaker 1>So I wonder if that's the same thing that they

0:57:52.640 --> 0:57:54.880
<v Speaker 1>do or if she really did say, I need to

0:57:54.920 --> 0:57:56.900
<v Speaker 1>like take a step back and this is too much.

0:57:57.440 --> 0:58:00.570
<v Speaker 7>That, yeah, I have no idea as well. I think

0:58:00.590 --> 0:58:03.910
<v Speaker 7>you're onto something with that. But with how many things,

0:58:03.930 --> 0:58:06.690
<v Speaker 7>because I saw it through TMZ. I saw it through

0:58:06.710 --> 0:58:11.350
<v Speaker 7>a lot of reality blurbs. I saw every little publication

0:58:11.390 --> 0:58:14.730
<v Speaker 7>that had it was saying she's failing drug tests.

0:58:15.560 --> 0:58:16.180
<v Speaker 3>All right.

0:58:16.440 --> 0:58:17.180
<v Speaker 5>All right.

0:58:17.300 --> 0:58:17.580
<v Speaker 2>All right.

0:58:17.620 --> 0:58:20.160
<v Speaker 3>We'll let you know that.

0:58:20.300 --> 0:58:20.860
<v Speaker 1>Pretty good.

0:58:21.030 --> 0:58:22.890
<v Speaker 5>Pretty, pretty, pretty good.

0:58:22.910 --> 0:58:26.030
<v Speaker 1>You guys, thank you for listening to another episode of

0:58:26.190 --> 0:58:27.330
<v Speaker 1>Untraditionally Lala.

0:58:27.350 --> 0:58:32.500
<v Speaker 3>Eat my nuts. They're seeds. My seeds.

0:58:33.100 --> 0:58:36.390
<v Speaker 5>Thank you for coming, Mom. You look adorable. Easton, thanks

0:58:36.410 --> 0:58:36.970
<v Speaker 5>for joining.

0:58:37.310 --> 0:58:39.530
<v Speaker 1>I'm excited with all these Bravo shows that we can

0:58:39.590 --> 0:58:43.510
<v Speaker 1>start having the segment Bravo, Bravo, fucking Bravo.

0:58:43.610 --> 0:58:44.240
<v Speaker 5>Hope you enjoyed.

0:58:44.260 --> 0:58:45.690
<v Speaker 1>We'll catch you next week. Bye. Bye.