Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of All
Speaker 1: My Friends Are Tread And it's a mess over here, folks,
Speaker 1: It's a mess. I feel like fucking shit. Do you
Speaker 1: know that was the original version of that Make it Love?
Speaker 1: I feel like fucking shit?
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, wait is that I feel like making love?
Speaker 3: That was I feel like making love, but.
Speaker 1: Be al lack fucking shit to.
Speaker 2: Night or you know, it's like, what's that Carol crows? God,
Speaker 2: I feel like hell to night.
Speaker 1: God, I feel like fucking shit tonight. Uh yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't know. I think I just got a little bit
Speaker 1: of a flu. And you are traveling. We are not releasing.
Speaker 1: You're in the Big Apple baby watch out. Is it
Speaker 1: ready for you?
Speaker 3: I doubt it.
Speaker 2: I don't think it's the hossible to see when I
Speaker 2: go to the Get then NYC Souvenir gift store and
Speaker 2: clean him out with my authentic knickknacks that I by.
Speaker 1: The most authentic nick Knicks. But tomorrow, right tomorrow full
Speaker 1: lapp because I'm sick. I'm sorry. Yeah, we couldn't do it.
Speaker 1: Best you got this is what you got.
Speaker 3: What you got?
Speaker 1: You got us talking to you here on Wednesday in
Speaker 1: the early afternoon letting you know what is happening. Uh,
Speaker 1: George Santos. Uh is he's in some trouble folk. It's
Speaker 1: not it's not looking good for George Santos. He's pled
Speaker 1: not guilty to fraud charges, but he was.
Speaker 3: He's arrested. He's in custody.
Speaker 2: Yeah, turned himself in. I saw this thing. I think
Speaker 2: like one of his aides said that they had been
Speaker 2: working with the FBI for like a while now whoops.
Speaker 1: So yeah, man, three counts of money laundering, two counts
Speaker 1: making false statements to the House of Representatives, one count
Speaker 1: theft of public funds.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, couldn't I feel like making false statements to
Speaker 2: the House of Representatives? Couldn't you get a lot of.
Speaker 1: People on this right that feels that feels like they're just, hey,
Speaker 1: you're handing out speeding tickets at the n D five hundred.
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying? This is what am I
Speaker 3: doing here?
Speaker 1: I'm Sebastian Mediscalco. Oh oh yeah, I don't know that
Speaker 1: this is interesting that you can arrest people for doing this,
Speaker 1: because it seems like, well.
Speaker 2: When there's yeah, when there's enough will to do it,
Speaker 2: I think that's the that's the difference. Right, It's like
Speaker 2: if he wasn't such an like an actual It's so
Speaker 2: wild how we're even defining embarrassment for a political party.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 2: Clearly George Santos was a bridge too far for the
Speaker 2: Republicans that even they're yeah, I mean, yeah, we got it.
Speaker 2: I mean we got to give them up. Yeah, we
Speaker 2: can't protect this guy.
Speaker 1: So yeah, all right, well, usually getting elected to a
Speaker 1: public office at that level, but I think the scammer
Speaker 1: in me wants to think, let's get out of jail
Speaker 1: free card.
Speaker 2: Oh like when you get the office.
Speaker 1: Yeah, when you get the office. Man, Like, he had
Speaker 1: to have thought that's what he was getting. And I
Speaker 1: know the fact that he found out from CNN. That's
Speaker 1: just the worst way to find out.
Speaker 2: About anything, anything, anything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got broken up with by CNN one time.
Speaker 3: It was the worst.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Poppy Harlow one time dropped off a bag of
Speaker 2: my old hoodies from an ex and just let you know,
Speaker 2: I just was working out that's right, and said, yeah,
Speaker 2: you know, she just feels you guys had your bets
Speaker 2: too soon. She's just coming off a breakup and maybe
Speaker 2: it was a mistake getting involved this. Seriously, so quickly,
Speaker 2: and I was like, oh damn, thanks Poppy for the hoodies.
Speaker 2: At least he came back.
Speaker 1: Talker Carlson was allegedly has says he is relaunching his
Speaker 1: show on Twitter with full blown Ze's right wing, unapologetic
Speaker 1: white supremacist Elon Musk.
Speaker 2: It's your sick delivery of full blown Zies, full right
Speaker 2: to Premasis.
Speaker 3: Yeah it.
Speaker 2: I think this is really really demonic and dangerous because
Speaker 2: it's like Tucker Carlson, like the whole the the ire
Speaker 2: of his like existence is like everything that's on Twitter,
Speaker 2: and so for him to like have like kind of
Speaker 2: the keys somewhat by having like Musks okay, just feels
Speaker 2: like a really really bad place for him to kind
Speaker 2: of throw the shit around.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well there are reasons to think. Like when I
Speaker 1: first heard this, I was very upset, Like it's scared
Speaker 1: because like he's good at propaganda. Tucker Carlson is good
Speaker 1: at propaganda, and Elon Musk is unapologetic and rich and shrewd.
Speaker 1: The same time, people are pointing out the median age
Speaker 1: on Fox News is sixty five six five years old.
Speaker 1: It's dead. The median age is dead, and the Median
Speaker 1: age on Twitter is forty. And also the vast majority
Speaker 1: of people on Twitter are left leaning, Like there are,
Speaker 1: of course plenty of Nazis and right wing pieces of shit,
Speaker 1: but the majority of the people lean to the left.
Speaker 1: There's also the fact that like, I don't know this,
Speaker 1: this reminds me of when like Facebook video was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: we're gonna be the place where you watch it NFL
Speaker 1: football from now on, and it was like, oh shit,
Speaker 1: could you imagine what a weird world? And was like, no,
Speaker 1: you're not.
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, no, nobody gives it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no one's going there. This isn't gonna happen.
Speaker 2: A lot of people are just going to start brigading
Speaker 2: and making fun of him, and we'll see how long
Speaker 2: he's He's like, this place is actually terrible for me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I think also too, like if you want
Speaker 4: to go to your audience, they're on like fucking parlor, yeah,
Speaker 4: you know, or fucking gap or whatever whatever one of
Speaker 4: those other yeah, prientitives for But again, because Twitter, the
Speaker 4: really the only appeal it has for conservatives is that
Speaker 4: they get to it's because there are left leaning or
Speaker 4: liberal or progressive people there that they can antagonize.
Speaker 2: That's the only appeal.
Speaker 1: It has to them, right right, Yeah, So I don't know,
Speaker 1: Like it seems like he I saw somebody say he
Speaker 1: paid forty four billion dollars to turn Twitter into parlor.
Speaker 1: He could have just paid two hundred dollars for parlor. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you fucked up.
Speaker 2: He reminds me of like Francis and Pee Wee's Big Adventure,
Speaker 2: Like he has to break our shit. Yeah, He's like, no,
Speaker 2: but I want Twitter, Daddy, Yes, And I don't want
Speaker 2: any bike. It has to be Peewee's. And again, it's
Speaker 2: just for him to be able to be like, haha,
Speaker 2: you said I can't be here. Now I own it.
Speaker 2: Now what, I'm the most annoying guy ever? Do you
Speaker 2: love me? Now? Dad?
Speaker 1: Are the other The other question I have is like,
Speaker 1: so if Twitter is predominantly left leaning, like this has
Speaker 1: to be not succeeding what he's been doing, Like Twitter
Speaker 1: is a worse product now than it was by far,
Speaker 1: But apparently his self reported stats are like Twitter's usage
Speaker 1: is at an all time high of eight billion minutes
Speaker 1: per day, which is like a very weird and specific
Speaker 1: stat Like it seems like there was a day when
Speaker 1: they had a lot of minutes or something that he
Speaker 1: is choosing because what other people, like outside people who
Speaker 1: can look at metrics say that Twitter is actually continuing
Speaker 1: to slide.
Speaker 2: We'll let him do a year of owning it and
Speaker 2: then compare it from when he owned it, right, it'll
Speaker 2: look less shit. But yeah, I don't know. I mean,
Speaker 2: good luck, good luck with this health site.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Also, Tucker's like rebranding is a folkesy country guy. After
Speaker 1: like eight days of not being on TV, he's now like.
Speaker 2: This picture that he like distributed to his or like
Speaker 2: that's on his website. Is that actually him? Or is
Speaker 2: that a terrible foot like because.
Speaker 1: The proportions are weird.
Speaker 2: Josh Brolin arms.
Speaker 1: He's yeah, he's like rolled up his sleeves in a
Speaker 1: weird way. But it also yeah, seems like his arms
Speaker 1: are very short. Is he holding a shotgun in his hand?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Some khakis, Yeah, just folksy.
Speaker 2: And that's right after he was putting sun on his
Speaker 2: scrot him because remember that was the last big health trend.
Speaker 2: He was on about tanning your ball full sack because
Speaker 2: it doesn't get that's how you reach it.
Speaker 1: It wasn't And that was in one of his like
Speaker 1: man documentaries. Yeah, yeah, like just has some of the
Speaker 1: weirdest ideas about masculinity anywhere.
Speaker 2: Real man gets paint, skin cancer.
Speaker 1: Real men tan there scrowed him and ye. Yeah, So
Speaker 1: come over to my house and tang your scrowed them
Speaker 1: with me, please? All right, yeah, come over to my
Speaker 1: fucking fifth Avenue, massive penthouse studio that Jeffrey Epstein used
Speaker 1: to come to and a ten years scroed them like
Speaker 1: a couple good old boys, you know. Yeah, all right,
Speaker 1: let's take a quick break.
Speaker 3: We'll be right back.
Speaker 1: And we're back. And ten million Americans watched the coronation.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, that's I don't even know what uh what
Speaker 1: does that even mean?
Speaker 3: What does that even mean?
Speaker 1: Man?
Speaker 3: Because I don't know.
Speaker 1: I feel like back in the day, like ten million
Speaker 1: people watched a rerun of Like Friends, Right.
Speaker 2: I wish I had my you know, Nielsen brain on,
Speaker 2: and I can tell you what that even meant. But
Speaker 2: that sounds good. I just love that most of them
Speaker 2: were over fifty five.
Speaker 1: Yeah, eighty percent were fifty five or older. That's it's
Speaker 1: not like most eighty percent we're fifty.
Speaker 3: Five or older.
Speaker 1: That is yeah, just a creepy, yes, old institution but
Speaker 1: apparently Yeah, like the Queen's funeral that way more eyeballs
Speaker 1: on it, which makes sense because that was the last
Speaker 1: monarch that people who gave a fuck about that monarchy
Speaker 1: cared about.
Speaker 2: Then you're like, yeah, yeah, the.
Speaker 3: Finally people didn't hate her.
Speaker 1: And this guy, it was like, just the pictures I've
Speaker 1: seen of him just like looking like a pampered child.
Speaker 2: It's just so weird.
Speaker 1: I've never seen an elderly man look more like a
Speaker 1: pampered child.
Speaker 3: It's very it's very strange.
Speaker 2: I don't know what it is too like about. It's
Speaker 2: like almost I don't know if I'm even I have
Speaker 2: the right perception of it all. But like it seemed
Speaker 2: like the queen was maybe not so trying to be
Speaker 2: like I'm the queen kind of shit. Like Charles's vibe
Speaker 2: is like I'm the king now, that's like what it.
Speaker 2: Entergy feels like yeah, and he's like, give me my robes,
Speaker 2: et cetera, so I can lord this scepter over the audience. Yeah,
Speaker 2: should man, I wonder I wish we had figures on
Speaker 2: how many people did the homage of the people.
Speaker 1: Oh man, I mean everyone in spirit was there with
Speaker 1: their hand on their on their television.
Speaker 2: Oh well, oh wow, this is interesting. We should have
Speaker 2: it said that the homage of the people was actually
Speaker 2: toned down after criticism.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, damn yeah, Zeitgeist does it again.
Speaker 2: That's a dazy effect.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: Got another one. Put another notch on the old club
Speaker 2: because the Archbishop of Canterbury had to take an out.
Speaker 3: King Charles was like gang for sure.
Speaker 1: Stephen Segal headlines a pro war festival in Russia. Uh,
Speaker 1: continue to show his appreciation for his adopted home of
Speaker 1: Russia has adopted daddy of Vladimir Putin headline the festival
Speaker 1: Guitars information, Guitars Information.
Speaker 2: What is this? He came out with a like a
Speaker 2: special guitar, did he? He said? He walked down on
Speaker 2: the stage and as he told the crowd that the
Speaker 2: instrument held particular cultural significance. Quote maybe many of you
Speaker 2: don't recognize this. This is an old, old Soviet guitar.
Speaker 2: It's been fully restored and this is going this is
Speaker 2: going into Vladimir's museum forever English.
Speaker 1: This is an old, old Soviet guitar.
Speaker 2: What the fuck is it old? Like? Was it like
Speaker 2: an old under rip off or something?
Speaker 1: He's got Trump speak like his that that does seem
Speaker 1: like Trump making something up.
Speaker 3: Old, real old Soviet guitar. It's been fully restored.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be in Vladimir's museum forever forever, folks. I
Speaker 2: like how he just really Also, he's kind of has
Speaker 2: like this like gene Audry kind of thing where he
Speaker 2: I can picture him like strummy and he's like, maybe
Speaker 2: many of you don't recognize this, but this is an old,
Speaker 2: old Soviet guitar does not have that kind of charismo.
Speaker 3: So I'm prettygy a.
Speaker 1: Guy with a guitar at a party where no one
Speaker 1: else has a guitar just ye.
Speaker 2: Sweating out his painted hairline.
Speaker 3: Oh man, what a what you see?
Speaker 2: There's like a whole YouTube channel dedicated to analyzing the
Speaker 2: latter day works of Steven Siegal and they're hilarious because
Speaker 2: like just just someone casually pointing out how terribly like
Speaker 2: inconsistent or like the continuity issues or just his like
Speaker 2: the lack of anything that's based in reality in it
Speaker 2: really like it's it's a delight, Like even from the
Speaker 2: way he'll like hould a gun, like he's finding new
Speaker 2: ways to do that incorrectly, right, just pure all confidence
Speaker 2: he's got.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's truly a genius. One of our greats, Brian
Speaker 1: called out.
Speaker 2: He said, he's seated in the entire movie of skype.
Speaker 3: Rops just sitting.
Speaker 1: I mean that that was happening towards the end of
Speaker 1: like even his American films, Like he just would find
Speaker 1: a way to like do a chase scene where he
Speaker 1: didn't actually move like somehow like.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, they have even like he has bad doubles
Speaker 2: doing like his running for him now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but pastead, it's officially embarrassing and impossible to miss
Speaker 1: that he like can't fully like get get his heart
Speaker 1: rate above sixty or threatens just ceasing to exist. He's
Speaker 1: a reverse crank, Jason Statum, He's reverse crank. Got a
Speaker 1: reverse crank situation.
Speaker 2: Reverse keep it?
Speaker 1: What if we had a reverse crank? Him pitching pitching
Speaker 1: ideas on set. Oh man, the stories of just anybody
Speaker 1: who's ever worked with him are actually horrifying.
Speaker 3: But oh yeah, yeah, yeah, of.
Speaker 2: Course he's also even like sullied. He was kind of
Speaker 2: popular in Japan, you know, because he was He's actually
Speaker 2: like kind of legitate aiketo and like spoke Japanese and
Speaker 2: people are like really into him then, like I think
Speaker 2: once things have started wobbling, is his stock started to
Speaker 2: fall and you no longer did those very lazy Ikto
Speaker 2: demonstrations where like people would run him full speed and
Speaker 2: he's kind of like wave his hands and they'd be like.
Speaker 3: Oh, the Russian ones are great.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yeah, Systema that's what they're called system those
Speaker 2: SYSTEMA videos. That guy is fucking I knew somebody who
Speaker 2: was doing it. He was like really into martial arts,
Speaker 2: is like it's really cool, but he was never quite
Speaker 2: like saying that it was like the ship that you
Speaker 2: saw in those videos more just like a very aggressive
Speaker 2: way of beating people up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he he just says, a Russian guy after Russian
Speaker 1: guy falling at like running at him and like falling
Speaker 1: as he waves his hand at him, and.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they'll go to punch him and he'll like kind
Speaker 2: of tap their knuckles and they're like their arm will
Speaker 2: blow off.
Speaker 1: But he also like is you can see that he's
Speaker 1: like communicating something to them, like there's a pre existing
Speaker 1: thing where he's like, all right, I'm gonna.
Speaker 2: Push this way, so you're this way, Okay, there you go, Okay,
Speaker 2: there you go. Here's that all right, and that guy
Speaker 2: is fairly sweating.
Speaker 3: Yes.
Speaker 1: And finally, a scientist says he solved the Bermuda Triangle
Speaker 1: and just says that it's like probabilities are the leading
Speaker 1: cause of the Bermuda Triangle disappearance. And basically it's suspect
Speaker 1: whether if he plane in boat piloting. There's no reason
Speaker 1: to believe the Bermuda Triangle phenomenon like is anything other
Speaker 1: than that's just a place where a lot of planes
Speaker 1: and boats are traveling.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 1: Essentially, it seems like is what he's saying.
Speaker 2: It's like a combination of a tricky area and if
Speaker 2: you don't have your shit together, you will get got. So, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's a high probability of it didn't got Yeah, but
Speaker 2: they don't like that. I like to think a magical
Speaker 2: fucking place. I don't need your fucking realistic explanation. I
Speaker 2: want to know that there's a hole in the sea. Yeah,
Speaker 2: just swallow you or a man or some ship.
Speaker 1: And Yahoo Knews doing their job, well, that is the
Speaker 1: image that they have chosen to accompany this. The scientist
Speaker 1: says he solved the Bermuda Triangle just like that, And
Speaker 1: I thought.
Speaker 2: You wrote that we would say, yeah, just.
Speaker 3: Like just like that.
Speaker 1: Huh you think you're a tough guy, You're a real
Speaker 1: tough guy.
Speaker 2: Nikki sad the Bermuda Triangle, just like that, let me
Speaker 2: get know you something really cool.
Speaker 1: But like the image they used to accompany it is
Speaker 1: a plane getting struck by lightning. Is it falls into
Speaker 1: a hole in the sea, and then.
Speaker 2: So horribly photo. I love it. It's the next level
Speaker 2: they took like Niagara falls, like the edge of like
Speaker 2: a waterfall. Yeah, and the Niagara falls rudely mapped over
Speaker 2: like an ocean, so you get that feeling of a
Speaker 2: sinkhole or hole in the lifting.
Speaker 1: And then you read that fall in headline and look
Speaker 1: at the thing and be like, oh ship, there's a
Speaker 1: lightning Niagara falls Vartex in the middle of the Bermuda
Speaker 1: Triangle and a scientist.
Speaker 2: It's actually just bad weather weather yeah, and operator error.
Speaker 2: But the picture I know, we know, it's just it's
Speaker 2: yasu And this this website is made for elderly people
Speaker 2: who like this kind of stuff.
Speaker 3: So hey, the website is called Yahoo. You know, what
Speaker 3: do you do? What do you exactly? All right?
Speaker 1: Those are some of the things that are trending on
Speaker 1: this Wednesday. I'm gonna go back to sleep. You're gonna
Speaker 1: go take a bite out of the big apple, am I?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna go do The weather really nice. It's
Speaker 2: nicer than LA right now.
Speaker 3: Amazing.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, we'll be back tomorrow afternoon for trending,
Speaker 1: So we'll talk to you all tomorrow's trending episode. Until then,
Speaker 1: be kind to each other, be kind to yourself, get
Speaker 1: the vaccine, get your flu shot, don't do nothing about
Speaker 1: white supremacy, and we will talk to you all tomorrow