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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of All

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Speaker 1: My Friends Are Tread And it's a mess over here, folks,

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Speaker 1: It's a mess. I feel like fucking shit. Do you

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Speaker 1: know that was the original version of that Make it Love?

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Speaker 1: I feel like fucking shit?

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Speaker 2: Uh yeah, wait is that I feel like making love?

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Speaker 3: That was I feel like making love, but.

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Speaker 1: Be al lack fucking shit to.

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Speaker 2: Night or you know, it's like, what's that Carol crows? God,

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Speaker 2: I feel like hell to night.

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Speaker 1: God, I feel like fucking shit tonight. Uh yeah, I

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Speaker 1: don't know. I think I just got a little bit

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Speaker 1: of a flu. And you are traveling. We are not releasing.

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Speaker 1: You're in the Big Apple baby watch out. Is it

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Speaker 1: ready for you?

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Speaker 3: I doubt it.

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Speaker 2: I don't think it's the hossible to see when I

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Speaker 2: go to the Get then NYC Souvenir gift store and

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Speaker 2: clean him out with my authentic knickknacks that I by.

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Speaker 1: The most authentic nick Knicks. But tomorrow, right tomorrow full

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Speaker 1: lapp because I'm sick. I'm sorry. Yeah, we couldn't do it.

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Speaker 1: Best you got this is what you got.

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Speaker 3: What you got?

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Speaker 1: You got us talking to you here on Wednesday in

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Speaker 1: the early afternoon letting you know what is happening. Uh,

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Speaker 1: George Santos. Uh is he's in some trouble folk. It's

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Speaker 1: not it's not looking good for George Santos. He's pled

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Speaker 1: not guilty to fraud charges, but he was.

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Speaker 3: He's arrested. He's in custody.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, turned himself in. I saw this thing. I think

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Speaker 2: like one of his aides said that they had been

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Speaker 2: working with the FBI for like a while now whoops.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, man, three counts of money laundering, two counts

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Speaker 1: making false statements to the House of Representatives, one count

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Speaker 1: theft of public funds.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, couldn't I feel like making false statements to

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Speaker 2: the House of Representatives? Couldn't you get a lot of.

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Speaker 1: People on this right that feels that feels like they're just, hey,

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Speaker 1: you're handing out speeding tickets at the n D five hundred.

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Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying? This is what am I

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Speaker 3: doing here?

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Speaker 1: I'm Sebastian Mediscalco. Oh oh yeah, I don't know that

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Speaker 1: this is interesting that you can arrest people for doing this,

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Speaker 1: because it seems like, well.

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Speaker 2: When there's yeah, when there's enough will to do it,

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Speaker 2: I think that's the that's the difference. Right, It's like

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Speaker 2: if he wasn't such an like an actual It's so

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Speaker 2: wild how we're even defining embarrassment for a political party.

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Speaker 3: Right.

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Speaker 2: Clearly George Santos was a bridge too far for the

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Speaker 2: Republicans that even they're yeah, I mean, yeah, we got it.

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Speaker 2: I mean we got to give them up. Yeah, we

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Speaker 2: can't protect this guy.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, all right, well, usually getting elected to a

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Speaker 1: public office at that level, but I think the scammer

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Speaker 1: in me wants to think, let's get out of jail

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Speaker 1: free card.

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Speaker 2: Oh like when you get the office.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, when you get the office. Man, Like, he had

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Speaker 1: to have thought that's what he was getting. And I

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Speaker 1: know the fact that he found out from CNN. That's

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Speaker 1: just the worst way to find out.

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Speaker 2: About anything, anything, anything.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I got broken up with by CNN one time.

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Speaker 3: It was the worst.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Poppy Harlow one time dropped off a bag of

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Speaker 2: my old hoodies from an ex and just let you know,

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Speaker 2: I just was working out that's right, and said, yeah,

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Speaker 2: you know, she just feels you guys had your bets

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Speaker 2: too soon. She's just coming off a breakup and maybe

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Speaker 2: it was a mistake getting involved this. Seriously, so quickly,

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Speaker 2: and I was like, oh damn, thanks Poppy for the hoodies.

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Speaker 2: At least he came back.

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Speaker 1: Talker Carlson was allegedly has says he is relaunching his

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Speaker 1: show on Twitter with full blown Ze's right wing, unapologetic

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Speaker 1: white supremacist Elon Musk.

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Speaker 2: It's your sick delivery of full blown Zies, full right

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Speaker 2: to Premasis.

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Speaker 3: Yeah it.

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Speaker 2: I think this is really really demonic and dangerous because

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Speaker 2: it's like Tucker Carlson, like the whole the the ire

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Speaker 2: of his like existence is like everything that's on Twitter,

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Speaker 2: and so for him to like have like kind of

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Speaker 2: like a really really bad place for him to kind

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Speaker 2: of throw the shit around.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well there are reasons to think. Like when I

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Speaker 1: because like he's good at propaganda. Tucker Carlson is good

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Speaker 1: at propaganda, and Elon Musk is unapologetic and rich and shrewd.

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Speaker 1: The same time, people are pointing out the median age

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Speaker 1: It's dead. The median age is dead, and the Median

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Speaker 1: age on Twitter is forty. And also the vast majority

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Speaker 1: of people on Twitter are left leaning, Like there are,

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Speaker 1: of course plenty of Nazis and right wing pieces of shit,

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Speaker 1: but the majority of the people lean to the left.

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Speaker 1: There's also the fact that like, I don't know this,

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Speaker 1: this reminds me of when like Facebook video was like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: we're gonna be the place where you watch it NFL

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Speaker 1: football from now on, and it was like, oh shit,

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Speaker 1: could you imagine what a weird world? And was like, no,

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Speaker 1: you're not.

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Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, no, nobody gives it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, no one's going there. This isn't gonna happen.

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Speaker 2: A lot of people are just going to start brigading

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Speaker 2: and making fun of him, and we'll see how long

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Speaker 2: he's He's like, this place is actually terrible for me.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and I think also too, like if you want

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Speaker 4: to go to your audience, they're on like fucking parlor, yeah,

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Speaker 4: you know, or fucking gap or whatever whatever one of

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Speaker 4: those other yeah, prientitives for But again, because Twitter, the

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Speaker 4: really the only appeal it has for conservatives is that

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Speaker 4: they get to it's because there are left leaning or

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Speaker 2: That's the only appeal.

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Speaker 1: It has to them, right right, Yeah, So I don't know,

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Speaker 1: Like it seems like he I saw somebody say he

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Speaker 1: paid forty four billion dollars to turn Twitter into parlor.

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Speaker 1: He could have just paid two hundred dollars for parlor. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you fucked up.

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Speaker 2: He reminds me of like Francis and Pee Wee's Big Adventure,

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Speaker 2: Like he has to break our shit. Yeah, He's like, no,

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Speaker 2: but I want Twitter, Daddy, Yes, And I don't want

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Speaker 2: just for him to be able to be like, haha,

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Speaker 2: you said I can't be here. Now I own it.

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Speaker 2: Now what, I'm the most annoying guy ever? Do you

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Speaker 2: love me? Now? Dad?

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Speaker 1: Are the other The other question I have is like,

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Speaker 1: so if Twitter is predominantly left leaning, like this has

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Speaker 1: But apparently his self reported stats are like Twitter's usage

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Speaker 2: We'll let him do a year of owning it and

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Speaker 2: then compare it from when he owned it, right, it'll

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Speaker 2: look less shit. But yeah, I don't know. I mean,

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Speaker 2: good luck, good luck with this health site.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: Also, Tucker's like rebranding is a folkesy country guy. After

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Speaker 2: This picture that he like distributed to his or like

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Speaker 2: that a terrible foot like because.

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Speaker 1: The proportions are weird.

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Speaker 1: He's yeah, he's like rolled up his sleeves in a

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Speaker 3: Yeah? Some khakis, Yeah, just folksy.

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Speaker 2: And that's right after he was putting sun on his

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Speaker 2: He was on about tanning your ball full sack because

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Speaker 1: It wasn't And that was in one of his like

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Speaker 1: man documentaries. Yeah, yeah, like just has some of the

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Speaker 1: weirdest ideas about masculinity anywhere.

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Speaker 2: Real man gets paint, skin cancer.

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Speaker 1: Real men tan there scrowed him and ye. Yeah, So

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Speaker 1: come over to my house and tang your scrowed them

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Speaker 1: with me, please? All right, yeah, come over to my

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Speaker 1: fucking fifth Avenue, massive penthouse studio that Jeffrey Epstein used

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Speaker 1: to come to and a ten years scroed them like

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Speaker 1: a couple good old boys, you know. Yeah, all right,

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Speaker 3: We'll be right back.

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Speaker 1: And we're back. And ten million Americans watched the coronation.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, that's I don't even know what uh what

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Speaker 3: What does that even mean?

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Speaker 3: Because I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I feel like back in the day, like ten million

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Speaker 1: people watched a rerun of Like Friends, Right.

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Speaker 2: I wish I had my you know, Nielsen brain on,

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Speaker 2: and I can tell you what that even meant. But

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Speaker 2: that sounds good. I just love that most of them

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Speaker 2: were over fifty five.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, eighty percent were fifty five or older. That's it's

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Speaker 1: not like most eighty percent we're fifty.

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Speaker 3: Five or older.

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Speaker 1: That is yeah, just a creepy, yes, old institution but

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Speaker 1: apparently Yeah, like the Queen's funeral that way more eyeballs

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Speaker 2: Then you're like, yeah, yeah, the.

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Speaker 3: Finally people didn't hate her.

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Speaker 1: And this guy, it was like, just the pictures I've

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Speaker 1: seen of him just like looking like a pampered child.

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Speaker 2: It's just so weird.

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Speaker 1: I've never seen an elderly man look more like a

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Speaker 3: It's very it's very strange.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what it is too like about. It's

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Speaker 2: like almost I don't know if I'm even I have

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Speaker 2: the right perception of it all. But like it seemed

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Speaker 2: like the queen was maybe not so trying to be

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Speaker 2: like I'm the queen kind of shit. Like Charles's vibe

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Speaker 2: is like I'm the king now, that's like what it.

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Speaker 2: Entergy feels like yeah, and he's like, give me my robes,

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Speaker 2: et cetera, so I can lord this scepter over the audience. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: should man, I wonder I wish we had figures on

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Speaker 2: how many people did the homage of the people.

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Speaker 1: Oh man, I mean everyone in spirit was there with

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Speaker 2: Oh well, oh wow, this is interesting. We should have

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Speaker 2: it said that the homage of the people was actually

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Speaker 2: toned down after criticism.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, damn yeah, Zeitgeist does it again.

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Speaker 2: That's a dazy effect.

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Speaker 1: You know.

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Speaker 2: Got another one. Put another notch on the old club

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Speaker 1: Guitars information, Guitars Information.

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Speaker 2: What is this? He came out with a like a

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Speaker 2: don't recognize this. This is an old, old Soviet guitar.

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Speaker 1: This is an old, old Soviet guitar.

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Speaker 2: What the fuck is it old? Like? Was it like

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Speaker 3: Old, real old Soviet guitar. It's been fully restored.

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Speaker 2: It's gonna be in Vladimir's museum forever forever, folks. I

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Speaker 2: There's like a whole YouTube channel dedicated to analyzing the

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he's truly a genius. One of our greats, Brian

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Speaker 2: He said, he's seated in the entire movie of skype.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, they have even like he has bad doubles

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but pastead, it's officially embarrassing and impossible to miss

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Speaker 2: Course he's also even like sullied. He was kind of

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Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yeah, Systema that's what they're called system those

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Speaker 2: SYSTEMA videos. That guy is fucking I knew somebody who

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he he just says, a Russian guy after Russian

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they'll go to punch him and he'll like kind

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Speaker 1: And finally, a scientist says he solved the Bermuda Triangle

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Speaker 1: Huh you think you're a tough guy, You're a real

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Speaker 2: Nikki sad the Bermuda Triangle, just like that, let me

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Speaker 2: So horribly photo. I love it. It's the next level

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Speaker 1: And then you read that fall in headline and look

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Speaker 2: It's actually just bad weather weather yeah, and operator error.

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Speaker 2: yasu And this this website is made for elderly people

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Speaker 3: So hey, the website is called Yahoo. You know, what

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Speaker 3: do you do? What do you exactly? All right?

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Speaker 1: Those are some of the things that are trending on

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Speaker 1: this Wednesday. I'm gonna go back to sleep. You're gonna

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Speaker 1: go take a bite out of the big apple, am I?

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Speaker 3: Right?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna go do The weather really nice. It's

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Speaker 2: nicer than LA right now.

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Speaker 1: All right, Well, we'll be back tomorrow afternoon for trending,

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Speaker 1: So we'll talk to you all tomorrow's trending episode. Until then,

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Speaker 1: be kind to each other, be kind to yourself, get

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Speaker 1: the vaccine, get your flu shot, don't do nothing about

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Speaker 1: white supremacy, and we will talk to you all tomorrow