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Speaker 2: You can shovel your shit out of them away, baby.

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Speaker 1: Uh oh, and maybe him and this shovel are getting

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Speaker 2: If you catch my drift, yo, anything's a dial to

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Speaker 1: Oooh, we just win for it. We sent Ito. No

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Speaker 1: better note to start on than that. I know this

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Speaker 1: is a weird question, but my boyfriend likes to spend

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Speaker 2: Digging a tunnel, digging a tunnel low key though, that

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Speaker 2: sounds like my ten year old on the beach dream

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Speaker 3: It's the most oddly satisfying, you know.

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Speaker 2: Literally, when I was in kindergarten, every day I would

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Speaker 2: say with my friends, we're going to dig to China.

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Speaker 2: We never did, but we kept digging every day.

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Speaker 1: The persistence and uh, just the imagination and dreams of

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Speaker 1: These children are incredible. It's beautiful dig through molten lava

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Speaker 2: Going to do it too. You were the system was

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Speaker 1: I haven't seen the full extent of it, but last

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Speaker 1: he went deeper on that hole than he did with me.

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Speaker 1: The front of the thing is deep, wide, and well

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Speaker 2: I feel like you're describing, like, yeah.

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Speaker 3: This is a metaphor.

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Speaker 2: This is a metaphor. Yeah, just like this pop and

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Speaker 1: At the front of the hole, which is the only

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Speaker 2: Wow, this hole is like big.

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Speaker 3: This is an architectural you know, just masterpiece.

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Speaker 2: Right? Is there a reason for this hole?

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Speaker 3: We have to find out.

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Speaker 1: I haven't gotten into it, but it looked like the

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Speaker 1: I've tried voicing this concern to him, but he just

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Speaker 3: Big Daddy's gonna build the big hole.

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Speaker 1: Aside from safety concerns, there's also the fact that he

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Speaker 3: It's all consuming.

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Speaker 2: Everything must go to the hole or nothing.

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Speaker 1: I'm pretty much the only person he still talks to

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Speaker 3: My god.

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Speaker 1: It used to be that he'd occasionally head out and

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Speaker 1: He took man Cave and just brought it to a

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Speaker 3: This, and I just don't know what to do.

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Speaker 3: What do you think so far.

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Speaker 2: Purely pleasure? Like you know how like people will like okay,

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Speaker 2: you know, like I'm creating the garden, right, you know,

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Speaker 1: Something comes to fruition, like I want to see it

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Speaker 1: Well, you could guard it forever, but you could argue,

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Speaker 1: Maybe I don't know what the term for it would be,

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Speaker 3: It'll never end in a good way.

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Speaker 2: I think I think he's found something he truly loves.

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Speaker 3: Can we just turn this whole podcast into the whole Diggers.

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Speaker 2: We want to give you the whole story Reddit story

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Speaker 2: is while digging holes.

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Speaker 1: Actually, though, but Sam putting down the shovel, we need

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Speaker 1: to pick it back up because there's what we need

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Speaker 1: to dig to the bottom.

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Speaker 3: Of this story here.

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Speaker 1: Okay, all right, so I've spoken with my boyfriend where

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Speaker 1: I sat him down when he came home Thursday and

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Speaker 1: feel like that's a huge win for OPI. But it's like,

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Speaker 2: I just like, I just love how much he loves this, Like,

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Speaker 1: There's something problematic about everything? What gets bad about digging

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Speaker 2: Reminds me of that. Remember when Cars Against Humanity raised

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Speaker 2: a bunch of money to just dig a hole in

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Speaker 3: Where does the dirt go?

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Speaker 1: I mean he's literally dug a hole so big that

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Speaker 1: I mean, they said wood beams and concrete. That leads

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Speaker 1: And he's and he's like been commissioned by like like

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Speaker 1: So all in all, maybe I should have brought that up,

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Speaker 2: Why the hole?

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Speaker 1: And while I've asked him before, I asked again and

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Speaker 3: I leave than when I went in.

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Speaker 1: I want him to go to therapy and talk with

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Speaker 2: Wish me luck tomorrow. It's so impressive that Op messed

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Speaker 1: So all in all, I survived and lived to fight

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