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Speaker 1: Second update. We have a guy named Jack's who reached

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Speaker 1: out to us for a second date update today, and

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Speaker 1: Jack's admits in his email he ended up getting a

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Speaker 1: little too intoxicated on his first date. No, he says,

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Speaker 1: he remembers the first half of the evening, but that's

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Speaker 1: about it. Then, apparently he woke up the next morning

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Speaker 1: in a quote compromising situation. Oh no, Jack, you and

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Speaker 1: I have a lot in common already. I don't even

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Speaker 1: know much about you, so I like you all right?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm dying to know what happened. Before

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Speaker 1: we get to your compromising situation, tell us about the

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Speaker 1: girl you went out with. What's her name? Her name

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Speaker 1: is Iris? Okay, all right? She just in absolute smoke show. Seriously, guys,

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Speaker 1: what's a smoke show? I'm sorry, Oh super hot. I

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Speaker 1: thought she was a disappearing act and that's why she

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Speaker 1: was like poof only smoke left. All right, I'm with you, guys.

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Speaker 1: Now that we've helped her understand, tell us a little

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Speaker 1: bit more about Iris the smoke show. So you know,

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Speaker 1: on Instagram, like if you like someone's photo, it'll be

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Speaker 1: like you might also like whatever, Right, So I like

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Speaker 1: this model's photo and the algorithm was like, oh, you're

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Speaker 1: gonna like I have done that ten more Instagram models.

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Speaker 1: Underneath it's like you may also like, so you guys

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Speaker 1: are just trolling different Instagram models until someone actually responds

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Speaker 1: to you, and Iris happened to be the one. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and oh my god, I was so excited when she replied.

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Speaker 1: And what line did you use to get her to reply?

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Speaker 1: I was like, hey, you're super cute by the way,

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Speaker 1: smiley face not the emoji? Are you write out the

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Speaker 1: words smiley face? No? I did the colon and then

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Speaker 1: the bright tarantetical It's way, it's it's nostalgic. It's old

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Speaker 1: school people like nineties emoji, right and that worked? Wow?

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Speaker 1: Uh yeah, I guess I'm trying too hard. I guess so.

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Speaker 1: And so what happened after that? Um, we're changing some

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Speaker 1: messages and we set up a date at you know,

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Speaker 1: a school local bar. What did you guys do at

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Speaker 1: the bar? I'll get to that though, I'll get that.

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Speaker 1: Apparently something crazy happened because sorry, go on, Okay, So,

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Speaker 1: like when she came in the door, dude, she's like

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Speaker 1: a solid seven point five, just absolute smoke show, just

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Speaker 1: like wait a seven point five too, is a smoke show.

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Speaker 1: I thought for sure she's going to be a ten.

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Speaker 1: Like you can barely talk and you're only rating her

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Speaker 1: a seven point five. Yea tens are rare. It's at

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Speaker 1: bell curve like, there's not that many. I never want

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Speaker 1: you to be my substitute teacher. She's not a smoke show. Then,

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Speaker 1: she's like a light sizzle at best. Hear me out

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Speaker 1: though she looked like if Ashley Judd had a less

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Speaker 1: attractive younger sister. He's Ashley Judd. Why do I have to?

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Speaker 1: I mean, I just like, we're really concentrating on her looks, Like,

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Speaker 1: what were you feeling when you saw her? Were you

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Speaker 1: the horty I was feeling horny. Can't blame the guy there.

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Speaker 1: Yeah all right, okay, so what wow? Now that's like,

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Speaker 1: now that she's walked into the room and turned you on,

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Speaker 1: what happens next? So you know, I just wanted to

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Speaker 1: add some power with her. So for my activity, I

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Speaker 1: to drink and write some dirty limericks with each other.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, Well, I guess you're not making it a

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Speaker 1: secret what you want to do later? Did she know

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Speaker 1: what a limerick was? Yeah? I had to explain it

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Speaker 1: to her. Could you tell us one of them? Thank you.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what a limerick is. It's like a poem, right, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's a poem that rhymes like a hi qu is

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Speaker 1: a very specific meter to it. Okay, they were. They

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Speaker 1: were all the rage in the fifteenth century Britain. But

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Speaker 1: good to bring it back for a hot first day.

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Speaker 1: So what did you say? So like your producer to

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Speaker 1: help me to have already, but like you deaf, have

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Speaker 1: All right? Okay, god, what is it? Okay? There once

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Speaker 1: was a man named Dave okay who found a dead

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Speaker 1: that was terrible, Jack, I mean not, that was beautiful. Wait.

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Speaker 1: How soon into meeting her did you deliver this limerick?

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Speaker 1: So like we had a few drinks and a few

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Speaker 1: and this is kind of where things get hazy. But

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Speaker 1: why do you think she would call you back? Honestly? Well,

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Speaker 1: you need solved, and you're hoping for another date with

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Speaker 1: Smoke show Iris. Yeah, and like I tried calling, but

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Speaker 1: She's a creep and the one that came up with

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Speaker 1: come back and get your second date update for you. Okay,

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Speaker 1: all right, all right, hold on, all right, we're back

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Speaker 1: for part two, the second Date Update and I've been

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Speaker 1: you guys like it. All right, There once was a

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Speaker 1: met a super hot girl named Iris on Instagram and

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Speaker 1: he took her to a bar where they wrote dirty

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Speaker 1: and that's where his memory of the night starts to fade,

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Speaker 1: a bathtub with some toast sprinkled over his body and

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Speaker 1: does not know what happened. I know that you've tried

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Speaker 1: to piece together the night as best you can. Can

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Speaker 1: you think of anything you did that could be misconstrued.

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Speaker 1: You know it's so hazy, but I really want to

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Speaker 1: let's give Iris a call and figure out what happened

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Speaker 1: after the period that you don't remember at your place?

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Speaker 1: How did you end up in that bathtub half naked.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna try and figure this out. I'm gonna dollar

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Speaker 1: the number right now here we go. Hello, Hi, can

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Speaker 1: I speak to Iris? Please? Yeah? Did she? Hi? Iris?

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Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning. Okay, Are you familiar with us?

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Speaker 1: Kind of? That's good works? Hi, Iris? Hi, we're doing

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Speaker 1: something called the second Date Update. Are you familiar with

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Speaker 1: that segment that we do? Um? Yeah, a lot of

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Speaker 1: certainty in that, boyson, Just to refresh your memory. That's

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Speaker 1: where if you go on a date with someone and

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Speaker 1: out the reason why. Oh okay, all right, So you

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Speaker 1: interested to hear from you. We don't know, no, Braden's here, Okay.

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Speaker 1: We do have a guy that emailed us though, trying

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Speaker 1: to get a hold of you, whose name is Jack's.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, it's as excited about Jack's as you are,

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Speaker 1: as Brady no, all right, okay, Well, Jack's told us

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Speaker 1: I'm sure. Yeah. It sounds like you're a pretty good

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Speaker 1: limerick writer. He actually told you about that. Oh, he

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Speaker 1: it's bad. I think actually you and I should go

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Speaker 1: I don't know if he'd want to hear this. Well,

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Speaker 1: has no idea what he did. Yeah, I find that

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Speaker 1: hard to believe. What it? Why would you say that?

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Speaker 1: This just seems like something he does a lot. Really,

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Speaker 1: what does he do? Let me tell you the story

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Speaker 1: of what happened that night. Are you going to do

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Speaker 1: a limerick? Oh? Geez, off the cuff? I don't know. Okay, no,

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Speaker 1: you could just tell us normal. So, yeah, we were

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Speaker 1: tell me his fantasy, is that because you wouldn't tell him, right? Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: what did he say? Well, he whispered in my ear.

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Speaker 1: You know my fantasy is to be a little boy.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, what did you do. I thought he

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Speaker 1: was joking at first because we've been doing dirty limericks

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Speaker 1: and stuff. Yeah. Yeah, but he started calling me mommy

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Speaker 1: and had me make him cinnamon toast and strawberry milk.

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Speaker 1: He's called her mommy. Well he's drunk, is all I'm saying. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so you got to give him a pass a little bit, no,

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Speaker 1: because that's truth serum. Dude. Yeah, I don't know. He

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Speaker 1: So that's why he woke up in a sheet. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I was really freaked out at that point because he

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, oh my god. That is so much

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Speaker 1: Jeffs are right, the toast, the sheet, the sheet, why

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Speaker 1: I mean, like I said, it's going to be hard

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Speaker 1: to forget it, that's for sure. Yeah. Well, I mean

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Speaker 1: I want to thank you, but I think it'd be

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Speaker 1: Are you kating me? Don't cuss in front of the kid.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, Jack's your mommy wants to talk to you. Okay, there, Um,

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Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not really like all that. Uh like

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Speaker 1: That was a test you were kidding? Uh? Yeah, No,

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Speaker 1: it was just like drunkingly joking around. Yeah, I think so, Jack,

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Speaker 1: Are you remembering now what I just told you. Uh,

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Speaker 1: maybe a little bit. I don't remember that toast stuff

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Speaker 1: like not. I don't know. I probably shouldn't have even

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Speaker 1: called you guys. I'm really sorry. No, No, I'm glad

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Speaker 1: you did. Jack. This is a story that we all

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Speaker 1: needed to hear today. Here's Jacks. You don't need to

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Speaker 1: be ashamed of whatever your fantasy is. Okay, it was

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Speaker 1: just like that's maybe like ten years into a marriage

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Speaker 1: it's not like my fantasy. It's just like something that

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Speaker 1: I came out after like a lot of drinking. Yes,

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Speaker 1: you have to believe me. Do you hear that? Iris,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Jack. Do you remember when you were

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Speaker 1: I don't remember that. I'm not really should have happened. Actually,

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Speaker 1: into his mouth. Oh, I think it was I don't

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Speaker 1: about this, Iris. You did like him, and this was

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Speaker 1: there's there's no more surprises if you guys go out

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Speaker 1: on another date exactly. But this point, Iris, I think

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Speaker 1: it's appropriate if I ask, would mommy like to see

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Speaker 1: baby one more? Fine? We'll pay for Can you stop it?

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Speaker 1: For you old babies getting glumpy? Sounds like Jeffrey's also

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Speaker 1: lived out your fantasy before Jack. So you know you're

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Speaker 1: a good company. No, you're just gave me some really

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Speaker 1: good ideas. Jack's from future of my dating career. I'm

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Speaker 1: hanging up right now. No, don't go leave, we're just playing. Yeah, Iris,

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Speaker 1: will you go out with him? Again. You know I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna have to pass on another date, but I'm just

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Speaker 1: sure there's another mommy out there for him. Jack's I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: I actually feel bad for you. You got a little

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Speaker 1: embarrassed you didn't get a date. Okay, No, you know

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Speaker 1: what we're gonna do for you, Jack. We're gonna open

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Speaker 1: up the text line right now, text into seven eight

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Speaker 1: five nine two. Are there any mommies out there that

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Speaker 1: want to airplane feed? Jack's inside the bathtub again, you guys,

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Speaker 1: it's not my fantasy. So like you can have phone

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