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Speaker 1: like they hell, they tracked the serial numbers like anytime,

421
00:23:55,720 --> 00:23:57,240
Speaker 1: and then if you try to use that money later,

422
00:23:57,280 --> 00:23:58,720
Speaker 1: even if you get away with it right, then they're

423
00:23:58,760 --> 00:24:02,560
Speaker 1: gonna know, oh his bill as he's here. Yeah, but

424
00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:04,400
Speaker 1: that I mean there's ways around that. But still it's

425
00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:06,720
Speaker 1: like it's really complicated, and I feel like I don't

426
00:24:06,720 --> 00:24:08,360
Speaker 1: know how you get I don't know how you wash

427
00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:10,880
Speaker 1: the money, Like I don't know. I'm that's too over

428
00:24:10,920 --> 00:24:13,119
Speaker 1: my head. But all the cameras like, how do you

429
00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:16,080
Speaker 1: get away? Like, I mean, you've got to go to

430
00:24:16,119 --> 00:24:17,879
Speaker 1: a different town. You can't. It has to be somewhere.

431
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:20,720
Speaker 1: You traveled to a Chief game and blend into the crowd.

432
00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:29,320
Speaker 1: I mean astonishing. It's crazy. Right's read that and Pitts

433
00:24:29,320 --> 00:24:32,080
Speaker 1: sent it to me. Is like, dude, my boy got arrested.

434
00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:36,720
Speaker 1: It's his boy. He was just saying. He was just

435
00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:39,400
Speaker 1: telling me about this wolf guy a couple of weeks ago.

436
00:24:39,760 --> 00:24:42,280
Speaker 1: So do we know how Pitts goes to all the game?

437
00:24:42,359 --> 00:24:46,680
Speaker 1: He drives a lot, deadening flies. Okay, well it's hard

438
00:24:46,680 --> 00:24:48,880
Speaker 1: to rob a bank flying. I can't believe you ever drove.

439
00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:55,320
Speaker 1: That was crazy, that's absolutely bananas. But he question any

440
00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:59,240
Speaker 1: team means that much to you that that would you

441
00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:05,840
Speaker 1: do that? Nothing to drive? Yeah? Or just fly? I

442
00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:09,639
Speaker 1: don't care every week? Uh? I mean if I have

443
00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:13,120
Speaker 1: the money and not the commitments, I could you could

444
00:25:13,119 --> 00:25:14,680
Speaker 1: fly in and just go to a game and fly

445
00:25:15,840 --> 00:25:19,040
Speaker 1: every week times a year. I mean if I was

446
00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:21,920
Speaker 1: single and had a lot of money into a forty yeah,

447
00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:26,879
Speaker 1: why not? I just I But I can watch it

448
00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:29,440
Speaker 1: on TV and have chicks over. That's what I mean,

449
00:25:30,119 --> 00:25:34,320
Speaker 1: I think NFL is better. I think NFL is better

450
00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:36,080
Speaker 1: on TV anyway. But that's just sort of like the

451
00:25:36,119 --> 00:25:39,120
Speaker 1: people that tailgate every weekend for a like, I don't

452
00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:42,119
Speaker 1: understand that. Yeah, I didn't got the energy. It just

453
00:25:42,119 --> 00:25:45,800
Speaker 1: takes so much to do all that every single week.

454
00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:49,560
Speaker 1: And it's it's sometimes it's like when they're playing Alabama State,

455
00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:52,480
Speaker 1: It's like, really, that's who you're gonna You're gonna tailgate

456
00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:54,760
Speaker 1: all day, But they do it. It's more for the

457
00:25:55,640 --> 00:25:58,879
Speaker 1: like the camaraderie or whatever, like that's not really about

458
00:25:58,880 --> 00:26:02,680
Speaker 1: the game, but do it. What's a year but every weekend? Yeah,

459
00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:04,359
Speaker 1: but you don't get a spot. You want to have

460
00:26:04,359 --> 00:26:07,080
Speaker 1: a spot to take put your grill or whatever you

461
00:26:07,119 --> 00:26:09,400
Speaker 1: do up. I guess if you don't do it every week,

462
00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:13,960
Speaker 1: because don't they paid to they have to. Yes, I mean,

463
00:26:14,359 --> 00:26:17,359
Speaker 1: I think it probably differs on where it is, like

464
00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:21,199
Speaker 1: what stadiums or whatever. You don't have pink idea, No,

465
00:26:21,720 --> 00:26:26,080
Speaker 1: are you sure? Maybe the hell's wrong with this? I

466
00:26:26,119 --> 00:26:28,920
Speaker 1: look at me, Well, I don't know what you're doing.

467
00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:31,320
Speaker 1: You're doing something weird. Oh does your right eye looks

468
00:26:31,359 --> 00:26:34,359
Speaker 1: kind of weird? Share one of the one of the

469
00:26:34,440 --> 00:26:38,840
Speaker 1: kids has pink ey. Hey, you see, that's the only

470
00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:43,480
Speaker 1: reason I asked, who were you carrying on your shoulders

471
00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:48,879
Speaker 1: last night? Oh? No, I may be in trouble too,

472
00:26:48,920 --> 00:26:52,440
Speaker 1: because I had one on my shoulder. He was covering

473
00:26:52,520 --> 00:26:56,119
Speaker 1: my eyes so I couldn't see where we're going. How

474
00:26:56,119 --> 00:27:00,879
Speaker 1: about this? Did you say? So? National sign Day was yesterday? Okay, okay,

475
00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:06,280
Speaker 1: college football and I saw a tweet for a guy

476
00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:12,280
Speaker 1: that signed from to West Virginia. Check this out. Tory

477
00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:16,680
Speaker 1: Johnson Junior signed to play with West Virginia. This better

478
00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:22,200
Speaker 1: be good. Okay, yeah, yes, sure see, I come prepared. Man.

479
00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:24,280
Speaker 1: You also said you're gonna send me a topic you

480
00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:27,280
Speaker 1: never did. I asked you and you kept saying, wait,

481
00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:30,160
Speaker 1: I do. I still had that topic. We can talk

482
00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:33,680
Speaker 1: about it. Tory Johnson Junior signed with West Virginia. Tory

483
00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:38,560
Speaker 1: Johnson Senior. His dad also played for West Virginia. So

484
00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:41,280
Speaker 1: he sends out a tweet and says, from being in

485
00:27:41,320 --> 00:27:45,400
Speaker 1: your mother's womb on West Virginia University campus seventeen years ago,

486
00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:48,800
Speaker 1: now you're about to be enrolled as a student athlete

487
00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:51,879
Speaker 1: at the same place you were conceived. Well, that's a

488
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:58,440
Speaker 1: little too much information. Congratulation. Do you think he'll hear

489
00:27:58,440 --> 00:28:01,119
Speaker 1: about that in the locker room? I would say, so,

490
00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:05,680
Speaker 1: who cares? Is it really that big a deal? But

491
00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:08,879
Speaker 1: this is funny. It's a funny tweet. Yeah, it's good.

492
00:28:09,359 --> 00:28:14,000
Speaker 1: So hey, congratulations you're yeah, think about that. I mean,

493
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:17,440
Speaker 1: it's funny. I knocked your mama just we just thought

494
00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:20,320
Speaker 1: about your kids in the shower for forty five minutes

495
00:28:20,760 --> 00:28:24,160
Speaker 1: and that was okay, But this is terrible. I didn't

496
00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:25,680
Speaker 1: tell you to think about it. I didn't think this

497
00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:28,879
Speaker 1: is a terrible. Okay, him, you were the one that

498
00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:31,000
Speaker 1: was like that. You said, t M. I, Well, I

499
00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:33,520
Speaker 1: just just saying that to say something. I'm gonna saying.

500
00:28:33,520 --> 00:28:36,760
Speaker 1: That's a funny set. That's a funny tweet. It's really funny.

501
00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:39,080
Speaker 1: And can we one thing we got to stop with, Okay,

502
00:28:39,640 --> 00:28:42,400
Speaker 1: it's the stupid idiots that they get up there and

503
00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:44,520
Speaker 1: they put a hat on, fake y'all, and then they

504
00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:49,479
Speaker 1: put on a different hands. Come on, Well it was

505
00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:51,400
Speaker 1: cool like the first year or two. Now it's like,

506
00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:53,400
Speaker 1: all right, like some kid didn't with Notre Dame. You

507
00:28:53,720 --> 00:28:57,480
Speaker 1: he put a Notre Dame hat on and he's like yeah,

508
00:28:57,520 --> 00:28:59,080
Speaker 1: the crowd went ah, and then he took it off

509
00:28:59,080 --> 00:29:04,400
Speaker 1: and he put a go Ducks Oregan hat. Well, but

510
00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:08,200
Speaker 1: this is they have the power. It's the only time

511
00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:11,680
Speaker 1: they're gonna have the power. Once they sign they have

512
00:29:12,040 --> 00:29:14,440
Speaker 1: they have all the power because the transport portal. Well,

513
00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:17,360
Speaker 1: but everybody they still have the power. No, they don't.

514
00:29:18,040 --> 00:29:21,840
Speaker 1: No one's coming to a press conference. When you enter

515
00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:26,640
Speaker 1: the transfer portal. This is their time to put on

516
00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:29,760
Speaker 1: a show whatever. I mean, come on, you guys are

517
00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:32,160
Speaker 1: all on your phones looking at this. If no one

518
00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:35,880
Speaker 1: looked at it, they wouldn't do it. It's Elon Muskin

519
00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:37,920
Speaker 1: was forced into my feet. I don't even know who

520
00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:42,320
Speaker 1: the person is. I mean, it's just that's how they've

521
00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:47,400
Speaker 1: grown up. People put on and it's their time. I

522
00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:50,200
Speaker 1: would have done it if I was that good. I

523
00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:53,320
Speaker 1: thought you were well. I I went and looked at

524
00:29:55,800 --> 00:30:00,280
Speaker 1: is Bismarck, South Dakota and North Dakota no clue. I

525
00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:03,560
Speaker 1: drove Grandpa and I drove up there, looked at a

526
00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:05,920
Speaker 1: college to play for me to play football there, and

527
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:10,160
Speaker 1: I yes, And you didn't go, oh my god, the

528
00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:14,080
Speaker 1: town was When I have like one yes, it's like

529
00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:16,720
Speaker 1: I'm not going here and it snows all the time.

530
00:30:16,760 --> 00:30:21,160
Speaker 1: It is Bismarck, North Dakota. We drove Grandpa Grandpa and

531
00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:28,320
Speaker 1: I drove up there. Talked to the football coach if

532
00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:30,120
Speaker 1: I should said, I don't know if I should talk.

533
00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:35,120
Speaker 1: How that sounds awful. The wrestler there, well, what do

534
00:30:35,160 --> 00:30:37,160
Speaker 1: you mean you shouldn't tell us? Tell us what you

535
00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:39,400
Speaker 1: should absolutely tell us. It's I think the statue of

536
00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:45,000
Speaker 1: limitations is okay. They they had a guy from Brennan,

537
00:30:45,160 --> 00:30:48,800
Speaker 1: which was our neighboring school. He was up there playing football,

538
00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:52,120
Speaker 1: and he took me around and I met the wrestlers,

539
00:30:53,080 --> 00:30:59,640
Speaker 1: and the wrestlers were getting high, so I sort of

540
00:30:59,680 --> 00:31:02,600
Speaker 1: got I and then I had to talk to my

541
00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:07,040
Speaker 1: my dad and you inhaled second hands. Yeah, I was

542
00:31:07,120 --> 00:31:10,960
Speaker 1: second hand smoke. So okay, So it was sort of

543
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:16,760
Speaker 1: a miserable. I'm not very good at acting, so I'm

544
00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:19,360
Speaker 1: not sure if the coach knew or not with the

545
00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:25,920
Speaker 1: coach when you were high. So now it comes out,

546
00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:28,520
Speaker 1: all right, So now you know why you didn't get

547
00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:31,680
Speaker 1: to go there. No, I didn't want to. I am driving.

548
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:34,800
Speaker 1: I ain't going up there. I mean, there was nothing

549
00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:37,240
Speaker 1: that coached after you left. It's like, well, we're not

550
00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:43,360
Speaker 1: offering that drug, which is funny because the guys showing

551
00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:45,239
Speaker 1: me for Brennan. He goes, no, I don't do that,

552
00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:50,560
Speaker 1: so I go I do. It's fine. But my question

553
00:31:50,680 --> 00:31:53,600
Speaker 1: is when we see these stories about these kids making

554
00:31:53,720 --> 00:31:56,400
Speaker 1: like smoking, like the A and M guys were smoking

555
00:31:56,400 --> 00:31:58,640
Speaker 1: in the locker room, Like, how stupid can you be?

556
00:31:59,120 --> 00:32:03,760
Speaker 1: This dumbmaster goes on his recruiting trips and smoked before

557
00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:08,640
Speaker 1: he goes I mean job interviews. That's why I never

558
00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:12,200
Speaker 1: worked for anybody. I mean that is a that's a

559
00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:15,640
Speaker 1: great story. I mean I've never heard it, never heard it.

560
00:32:15,920 --> 00:32:18,120
Speaker 1: I never knew you always went by football in Bismarck,

561
00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:23,520
Speaker 1: North Dakota. Well, I mean I really wasn't that good.

562
00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:25,880
Speaker 1: But they sent me a letter and I said, oh,

563
00:32:26,040 --> 00:32:28,560
Speaker 1: it might be a fun trip, but Grandpa has in

564
00:32:28,640 --> 00:32:33,520
Speaker 1: a great trip to go with. Well, well, I mean,

565
00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:37,080
Speaker 1: how far is it from Kansas to North Dakota or

566
00:32:37,120 --> 00:32:40,280
Speaker 1: Chicago whatever? It was a while. You guys didn't take

567
00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:44,440
Speaker 1: the train. No, did he have an agenda? No, we

568
00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:47,800
Speaker 1: really didn't have a big talk of whatever. No, No,

569
00:32:47,960 --> 00:32:50,479
Speaker 1: you guys didn't have like, okay, a fifty two, we're

570
00:32:50,480 --> 00:32:53,240
Speaker 1: gonna stop here at eight you know, no, no, no, no,

571
00:32:53,280 --> 00:32:56,400
Speaker 1: he wasn't that bad. No, it was like, let's get

572
00:32:56,480 --> 00:32:59,480
Speaker 1: up there. I will give him credit. He drove me

573
00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:03,760
Speaker 1: up there. I mean I drove too, but yeah, and

574
00:33:03,840 --> 00:33:05,840
Speaker 1: you get there. At what point did you know I'm

575
00:33:05,880 --> 00:33:09,360
Speaker 1: not going here? When we drove up the college campus

576
00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:14,360
Speaker 1: basically was the town and it was three buildings. Now

577
00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:18,360
Speaker 1: this is a long time ago, vree, so it may

578
00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:21,680
Speaker 1: be bigger. Now. Did they have cars back there? Yeah?

579
00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:25,080
Speaker 1: Did they get about sixty? Well, we weren't in dead

580
00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:28,000
Speaker 1: a winter. There wasn't snowing then. But I knew I

581
00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:32,400
Speaker 1: wasn't going there. When you go come from Chicago, I mean,

582
00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:35,440
Speaker 1: I mean, that's almost as bad. You're getting high before

583
00:33:35,520 --> 00:33:38,120
Speaker 1: you met the football coaches. Almost as bad as batter's box.

584
00:33:38,120 --> 00:33:40,040
Speaker 1: Having a class in college one on one and falling

585
00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:43,800
Speaker 1: asleep with the professor. That's true. That's true. I mean

586
00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:47,360
Speaker 1: that's unbelievable. Yeah, the class. I had to take it

587
00:33:47,440 --> 00:33:52,120
Speaker 1: for my UM degree, and it wasn't what was your

588
00:33:52,120 --> 00:33:57,320
Speaker 1: degree finance? Oh okay. I was in a small school,

589
00:33:57,400 --> 00:34:00,200
Speaker 1: so they offered the course, but at all it was

590
00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:02,720
Speaker 1: available once someone signed up for it, and I was

591
00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:04,440
Speaker 1: the only one to sign up for it. So it

592
00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:09,520
Speaker 1: was either do it by correspondence or one on one

593
00:34:09,560 --> 00:34:12,880
Speaker 1: with the professor. And he said, we need to meet.

594
00:34:13,160 --> 00:34:15,719
Speaker 1: So I had to meet with him one on one

595
00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:17,520
Speaker 1: in his office three times a week for an hour.

596
00:34:18,120 --> 00:34:22,560
Speaker 1: And that was pretty brutal. And he would like do

597
00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:26,319
Speaker 1: a lecture like you're in a normal class, just to me,

598
00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:30,880
Speaker 1: face to face, like I'm in a chair. He's in

599
00:34:30,880 --> 00:34:35,360
Speaker 1: a chair and had a book like the textbook I'm taking.

600
00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:42,320
Speaker 1: I was looking like I had like my my notes

601
00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:44,600
Speaker 1: in my book, like open on my lap, and I'm

602
00:34:44,640 --> 00:34:46,480
Speaker 1: you know, like leaning like trying to listen. Then all

603
00:34:46,480 --> 00:34:50,440
Speaker 1: of a sudden I jerked away, like I fallen asleep,

604
00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:53,400
Speaker 1: like you know, you need to jerk away. And I

605
00:34:53,440 --> 00:34:55,360
Speaker 1: look up and he's just staring at me, like it

606
00:34:55,520 --> 00:35:05,040
Speaker 1: story gave you away. He just stopped this and then

607
00:35:05,040 --> 00:35:08,360
Speaker 1: he just kept right on going. He never said anything.

608
00:35:08,920 --> 00:35:13,200
Speaker 1: He never said, hey man, while you sleeping. Oh my god,

609
00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:15,239
Speaker 1: that is so many I can't believe you could do that.

610
00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:17,719
Speaker 1: I don't know if I could do that. He must

611
00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:20,680
Speaker 1: be really exciting. You really were into the finance, though,

612
00:35:20,760 --> 00:35:24,279
Speaker 1: I mean it's hard. I can falseleep anywhere. Yeah, I

613
00:35:24,280 --> 00:35:26,120
Speaker 1: can fall asleep. Are like, I mean, sitting in the

614
00:35:26,120 --> 00:35:28,560
Speaker 1: lobby waiting for the doctor, I fall asleep. I put

615
00:35:28,600 --> 00:35:30,560
Speaker 1: my head back against the wall and I'm saying I'm asleep,

616
00:35:30,560 --> 00:35:33,279
Speaker 1: and you hear that's me, that's my name. It's the

617
00:35:33,320 --> 00:35:37,200
Speaker 1: worst thing ever, But it does. It happens. Yeah, not

618
00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:40,880
Speaker 1: someone's lecturing me. I probably, but I mean this, I

619
00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:43,560
Speaker 1: had him from multiple courses, like we you know you

620
00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:46,320
Speaker 1: had a report. Yeah, we had a report. Yeah, he's like,

621
00:35:46,719 --> 00:35:51,440
Speaker 1: you see mylo clash muscle sleeping because we're here to

622
00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:55,000
Speaker 1: this absolutely. Oh man, Now you want to talk about

623
00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:59,160
Speaker 1: World Cup Final? How else it was that? Right? Was

624
00:35:59,239 --> 00:36:02,600
Speaker 1: that game? You? Mr? Oh, soccer is so boring. Don't

625
00:36:02,640 --> 00:36:06,200
Speaker 1: even tell me soccer is boring. That was a badass Listen. Well,

626
00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:12,320
Speaker 1: you're you're basing all of soccer on that game. Is

627
00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:17,920
Speaker 1: not fair because nine percent of soccer is incredibly boring. Wait,

628
00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:21,080
Speaker 1: you preface. Not every football game is exciting, not every

629
00:36:21,120 --> 00:36:26,440
Speaker 1: baseball game. Overall it is exciting. Overall soccer is boring.

630
00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:31,439
Speaker 1: The quarterfinals were very good, Semifinals were not very good.

631
00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:36,200
Speaker 1: Final was and I will say the finals second half

632
00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:41,480
Speaker 1: the first half wasn't. I mean, I agree, second half

633
00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:44,120
Speaker 1: was intense, like every quarter games. I mean the semi

634
00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:48,800
Speaker 1: fire quarterfinals were very final, amazing. Quarterfinals were unbelievable, but

635
00:36:48,880 --> 00:36:52,400
Speaker 1: that was accurate, right, semifinals that was brutal, sort of

636
00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:55,200
Speaker 1: like college football playoffs. In my finals usually brutal, that's

637
00:36:55,239 --> 00:36:58,120
Speaker 1: what happens. I mean, it's fun to watch, that's amazing.

638
00:36:58,560 --> 00:37:00,920
Speaker 1: It was the best soccer game i've Every match whatever,

639
00:37:03,200 --> 00:37:11,560
Speaker 1: whatever are great, but the saves were more impressive to me.

640
00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:14,560
Speaker 1: I don't know that it was awesome. I was on

641
00:37:14,640 --> 00:37:17,279
Speaker 1: the edge of my seat. Yeah, it was so. I mean,

642
00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:22,960
Speaker 1: you know what's hard looking at on TV when the

643
00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:26,920
Speaker 1: guys standing in front of the goal, it really doesn't

644
00:37:27,080 --> 00:37:31,440
Speaker 1: look that big to me. Go out and find a

645
00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:34,839
Speaker 1: real goal and stand in front of it and see

646
00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:39,759
Speaker 1: how big it is. Huge. It really is big. On TV,

647
00:37:39,960 --> 00:37:44,879
Speaker 1: it doesn't look that impressive. And they're hitting the ball

648
00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:48,839
Speaker 1: at dip and spin and it's like, how the hell

649
00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:51,000
Speaker 1: did you get one arm on it. You're able to

650
00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:53,560
Speaker 1: knock it over the freaking goals like it would snap

651
00:37:53,680 --> 00:37:56,600
Speaker 1: your arm. It's crazy. But I mean that game was

652
00:37:56,840 --> 00:38:01,480
Speaker 1: the match whatever, so amazing that second and then and

653
00:38:01,520 --> 00:38:04,880
Speaker 1: then extra time and then no extra time when freaking

654
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:08,520
Speaker 1: Argentina scores. You think, oh it's over, it's over. Oh no,

655
00:38:08,760 --> 00:38:12,880
Speaker 1: wait a minute. Here it comes France, Here comes Frands.

656
00:38:13,280 --> 00:38:16,560
Speaker 1: Oh my god, we are this unbelievable. It was awesome.

657
00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:20,680
Speaker 1: I mean, of my seat. Let us send a minute ago.

658
00:38:21,080 --> 00:38:25,160
Speaker 1: France in the box. He shoots kick safe, kick safe.

659
00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:28,000
Speaker 1: Oh my god, he stop it? How do you stop it?

660
00:38:28,120 --> 00:38:36,440
Speaker 1: I don't know it's it And then finally kicks want it?

661
00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:43,400
Speaker 1: Just you gotta ended somewhay. I mean, you can't keep playing.

662
00:38:43,680 --> 00:38:50,200
Speaker 1: Why those guys have run so much? They're cramping. It

663
00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:54,319
Speaker 1: is so hard. I mean, here's the thing. I think,

664
00:38:55,040 --> 00:38:59,600
Speaker 1: normally fine, but for the World Cup Championship match play

665
00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:04,040
Speaker 1: it out here. Well, but see they limit your subs.

666
00:39:04,200 --> 00:39:07,960
Speaker 1: I mean it's it's a tough. If you had unlimited subs,

667
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:11,040
Speaker 1: I'd say go for it, but you can only have

668
00:39:11,680 --> 00:39:14,040
Speaker 1: You can have two extra subs if you go to

669
00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:17,560
Speaker 1: just like they do in over time, and I felt like,

670
00:39:17,560 --> 00:39:19,719
Speaker 1: give you an extra time out or two or whatever. Like,

671
00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:23,520
Speaker 1: if you go to extra time, I can see that

672
00:39:23,719 --> 00:39:29,040
Speaker 1: another extra time, give them two subs. Then you can

673
00:39:29,120 --> 00:39:33,239
Speaker 1: bring it back in if you take one out. But well,

674
00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:35,480
Speaker 1: I understand, but you could change the rules so they

675
00:39:35,520 --> 00:39:37,320
Speaker 1: could come back. You can fix that part of it.

676
00:39:37,440 --> 00:39:42,239
Speaker 1: I just think it's really decided on penalty kicks. It's

677
00:39:42,239 --> 00:39:47,279
Speaker 1: just this. It was very very anti climactic because that's

678
00:39:47,280 --> 00:39:49,960
Speaker 1: how they get away with it. In hockey, you know

679
00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:53,920
Speaker 1: they in the regular season they have a shootout, but

680
00:39:54,120 --> 00:39:58,520
Speaker 1: in the playoffs you can just someone scores. But there

681
00:39:58,600 --> 00:40:01,600
Speaker 1: are no rules limited in year. But you can change that.

682
00:40:01,840 --> 00:40:04,080
Speaker 1: You can change that role. They just change, I understand,

683
00:40:04,680 --> 00:40:08,640
Speaker 1: increase the substitutions this year. Yeah, that's what I didn't understand.

684
00:40:08,760 --> 00:40:11,240
Speaker 1: I didn't realize I did that because I'm sitting there watching,

685
00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:14,680
Speaker 1: I'm going if there's only three subs. But it's important

686
00:40:14,719 --> 00:40:16,360
Speaker 1: that they did do it because more teams go for

687
00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:19,279
Speaker 1: the win, you can be more addressive. Well I heard

688
00:40:19,360 --> 00:40:22,880
Speaker 1: that was because it was in quite or whatever because

689
00:40:22,880 --> 00:40:24,839
Speaker 1: of the heat. Because of the heat, so they add

690
00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:27,359
Speaker 1: I mean, I know, like MLS you can have five

691
00:40:27,920 --> 00:40:30,560
Speaker 1: and well, but yeah, and I just think in soccer

692
00:40:30,640 --> 00:40:33,080
Speaker 1: in general, they should have more because it does encourage

693
00:40:33,160 --> 00:40:36,759
Speaker 1: more action. It does because without any subs, you have

694
00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:38,600
Speaker 1: to lay back and you're gonna be like, man, I'm exhausted.

695
00:40:38,640 --> 00:40:42,120
Speaker 1: That's when you take an injury and rest up. Yes,

696
00:40:46,719 --> 00:40:51,520
Speaker 1: I mean, I can't blame you. In that great of

697
00:40:51,560 --> 00:40:55,839
Speaker 1: a game on I hated it. I mean it looks ugly,

698
00:40:55,960 --> 00:40:59,000
Speaker 1: but I understand why they're doing it because but just

699
00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:02,320
Speaker 1: understand people don't understand is when they're getting cracked. Sometimes

700
00:41:02,440 --> 00:41:05,440
Speaker 1: they're getting cracked. I mean those spikes coming down your leg,

701
00:41:05,719 --> 00:41:08,640
Speaker 1: I mean cracked right on your ankle. It feels terrible

702
00:41:09,440 --> 00:41:11,239
Speaker 1: at the times where they just get bumped and they're

703
00:41:11,280 --> 00:41:15,279
Speaker 1: like flailing like they just got shut everyone. Everyone's because

704
00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:18,080
Speaker 1: there's only one guy out there watching the play, and

705
00:41:18,160 --> 00:41:20,680
Speaker 1: they're hoping he'll call a penalty, give him a yellow.

706
00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:26,840
Speaker 1: I mean that's why. And then he just jump up

707
00:41:26,880 --> 00:41:29,440
Speaker 1: there liked. But a lot of it is they're just tired.

708
00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:31,680
Speaker 1: They want a breather and then and then all the

709
00:41:31,719 --> 00:41:33,759
Speaker 1: other players can go over and get water. They like

710
00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:36,400
Speaker 1: when Policy got his nuts chopped off, like he was

711
00:41:36,480 --> 00:41:39,120
Speaker 1: really hurting. Oh yeah he was. He was hurting. Yeah,

712
00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:40,960
Speaker 1: I mean you could see it right right away. His

713
00:41:41,080 --> 00:41:42,799
Speaker 1: face was just like, oh my god, oh my god,

714
00:41:42,840 --> 00:41:44,520
Speaker 1: I'm gonna like I can't get up. And then he

715
00:41:44,840 --> 00:41:46,560
Speaker 1: tried to run and he couldn't. He could barely run.

716
00:41:47,040 --> 00:41:49,400
Speaker 1: It's bad. Yeah, there's something that really hurt, but I

717
00:41:49,680 --> 00:41:53,120
Speaker 1: would a lot, a lot, a lot of them. Well,

718
00:41:53,200 --> 00:41:55,640
Speaker 1: but it's just like but but I think a lot

719
00:41:55,719 --> 00:41:59,759
Speaker 1: of it to get a foul basketball and then everybody said, well,

720
00:41:59,760 --> 00:42:01,920
Speaker 1: you know it's annoying. It was, Oh soccer is boring,

721
00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:04,440
Speaker 1: and they're they're in such good show. How coming football?

722
00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:08,600
Speaker 1: They run one planet subb. You see a running back

723
00:42:08,719 --> 00:42:12,960
Speaker 1: run fifteen yards and he's like, I can't take it, Like,

724
00:42:13,040 --> 00:42:15,080
Speaker 1: come on, man, Like I don't think anybody is saying

725
00:42:15,080 --> 00:42:17,680
Speaker 1: that soccer players aren't more conditioned than football players. But

726
00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:22,359
Speaker 1: it's just funny. The best conditioned athlete. Basketball players are

727
00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:28,640
Speaker 1: pretty good. Basketball, oh man, pretty good. A lot of

728
00:42:28,719 --> 00:42:32,040
Speaker 1: downtime in soccer where this side is kind of walking

729
00:42:32,080 --> 00:42:36,200
Speaker 1: it out, but basketball basketball is a lot shorter sprints.

730
00:42:37,480 --> 00:42:39,560
Speaker 1: There's a lot more time outs different, Yeah, a lot

731
00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:42,200
Speaker 1: more time out. But they're both pretty good. I mean,

732
00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:45,440
Speaker 1: but I would say probably. I think years ago my

733
00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:49,360
Speaker 1: uncle told me that soccer players of recovery time is

734
00:42:49,440 --> 00:42:54,000
Speaker 1: really a lot quicker than most athletes. I guess. I mean,

735
00:42:54,040 --> 00:42:55,879
Speaker 1: I have no idea. I don't know you can measure well.

736
00:42:55,920 --> 00:42:58,600
Speaker 1: I think he did. They did his study. He was

737
00:42:58,680 --> 00:43:02,279
Speaker 1: in the service and I think they had anyway, yeah,

738
00:43:02,360 --> 00:43:07,279
Speaker 1: he was probably too, but I believed it. What what

739
00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:11,279
Speaker 1: what are you doing are you? Eddie? I do you

740
00:43:11,320 --> 00:43:14,640
Speaker 1: have an apple? I'm answering work stuff. I mean, geez,

741
00:43:14,840 --> 00:43:17,600
Speaker 1: like Eddie eats. You're on the phone, like you get

742
00:43:17,600 --> 00:43:19,040
Speaker 1: to this once a year and you can't. I can't

743
00:43:19,040 --> 00:43:21,400
Speaker 1: even you have to work early to come down and

744
00:43:21,520 --> 00:43:24,680
Speaker 1: do this podcast. But you really could just watch across

745
00:43:24,680 --> 00:43:27,000
Speaker 1: the hall. I still have obligation your your office is

746
00:43:27,080 --> 00:43:29,280
Speaker 1: right here, and refused to go into it. It's literally

747
00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:34,080
Speaker 1: across the refuse. But yes, I said, across the hall upstairs,

748
00:43:34,680 --> 00:43:38,680
Speaker 1: oh second floor. Sorry you got the high rise. But yes,

749
00:43:39,040 --> 00:43:41,760
Speaker 1: soccer amazing. It's such a great world. Like the finale

750
00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:45,440
Speaker 1: was so good until peak kids, but yeah it was good,

751
00:43:45,760 --> 00:43:49,000
Speaker 1: even though I have to admit due to nothing. I

752
00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:55,000
Speaker 1: sort of ran an errand and he gives me I

753
00:43:55,080 --> 00:43:56,560
Speaker 1: get a call and he goes, did you give up

754
00:43:56,600 --> 00:43:58,359
Speaker 1: on it? And I said yeah, and he goes, well

755
00:43:58,400 --> 00:44:01,719
Speaker 1: it's tied, and I'm like, oh, I was out and

756
00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:04,040
Speaker 1: then I was doing something and I but I left

757
00:44:04,080 --> 00:44:06,560
Speaker 1: it on and then you know, you hear the rule

758
00:44:06,600 --> 00:44:08,319
Speaker 1: and then you're like, okay, now, and then once they

759
00:44:08,360 --> 00:44:11,120
Speaker 1: scored the first goal, that's what you're cheering for. I

760
00:44:11,239 --> 00:44:13,839
Speaker 1: kept saying, just scored one goal to make this so much,

761
00:44:14,680 --> 00:44:16,600
Speaker 1: And then they scored a goal right after that. It

762
00:44:16,680 --> 00:44:20,120
Speaker 1: was like, wow, it's amazing. It was so freaking good.

763
00:44:20,320 --> 00:44:22,120
Speaker 1: I mean, it was like ten minutes still football and

764
00:44:22,440 --> 00:44:26,719
Speaker 1: I'm texting, texting or lunchbox. Hey, get your Draft Kings

765
00:44:26,760 --> 00:44:29,640
Speaker 1: slide of it? He did he get your draft? I

766
00:44:29,680 --> 00:44:31,200
Speaker 1: was like, man, I can't. I'm watching the world coast.

767
00:44:31,280 --> 00:44:35,000
Speaker 1: I just literally did it into and I dominated dominated

768
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:38,040
Speaker 1: the Draft Kings. Thank you very much. Yeah, now do

769
00:44:38,080 --> 00:44:40,000
Speaker 1: you want to talk about your your topic? What do

770
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:42,880
Speaker 1: you want to talk about? Yeah? So I was just

771
00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:44,920
Speaker 1: thinking about I was listening to a different podcast that

772
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:50,520
Speaker 1: had this topic. So, ok, I'm not Is it Call

773
00:44:50,600 --> 00:44:53,239
Speaker 1: or Daddy? It was Color Daddy? Oh my god? You

774
00:44:53,320 --> 00:44:57,600
Speaker 1: really listen to that correp? No? Oh? Was it? Never mind? Anyways?

775
00:44:58,080 --> 00:45:02,120
Speaker 1: Was it Four Things with Amy Brown? That's a podcast? Yeah?

776
00:45:02,719 --> 00:45:05,279
Speaker 1: What's Color Daddy? It's something Ray and listens to. I

777
00:45:05,320 --> 00:45:08,239
Speaker 1: don't know. Was it Bob Minory that's another guy Ray

778
00:45:08,280 --> 00:45:12,439
Speaker 1: always funny. Ray likes him too. Okay, go ahead, call

779
00:45:12,560 --> 00:45:18,480
Speaker 1: her daddy. Yeah, call her daddy. I don't know, you

780
00:45:18,520 --> 00:45:22,200
Speaker 1: don't like, doesn't sound good? But whatever? What doesn't sound

781
00:45:22,239 --> 00:45:24,960
Speaker 1: good about? It's too hot? Chicks? What they broke up? Though?

782
00:45:25,200 --> 00:45:26,640
Speaker 1: I don't I don't know. I don't know anything about

783
00:45:26,640 --> 00:45:29,200
Speaker 1: it together, like I don't know, I don't know anything

784
00:45:29,239 --> 00:45:30,759
Speaker 1: about it. I just know Ray came in and said,

785
00:45:30,760 --> 00:45:39,640
Speaker 1: oh my god, drumming Keith. We'll call her daddy, kid, Okay,

786
00:45:39,680 --> 00:45:43,240
Speaker 1: go ahead, go ahead. I did get Keith this Christmas present.

787
00:45:43,280 --> 00:45:46,480
Speaker 1: By the way, Oh my kuds feel bad. Yeah, you

788
00:45:46,520 --> 00:45:49,160
Speaker 1: know what I got him? What? I'm helping you out

789
00:45:49,320 --> 00:45:51,840
Speaker 1: a little revenge factor for you, because what did he

790
00:45:51,880 --> 00:45:56,399
Speaker 1: do on your wedding? He gave me a written piece

791
00:45:56,400 --> 00:45:59,840
Speaker 1: of paper that said three to two because my wed

792
00:46:00,160 --> 00:46:04,080
Speaker 1: was right after Game seven when the Royals lost to

793
00:46:04,160 --> 00:46:06,239
Speaker 1: the Giants three to two. And then he's a Giants fan.

794
00:46:06,280 --> 00:46:10,080
Speaker 1: He's a Giants fan. I'm Royals fan. Three to two. Yeah,

795
00:46:10,080 --> 00:46:15,560
Speaker 1: I just said three to two. I printed him out

796
00:46:15,600 --> 00:46:19,920
Speaker 1: a cover of the Sports Illustrated Kansas Jayhawks National Champions.

797
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:23,759
Speaker 1: There you go, because they beat North Carolina. Nice. That's

798
00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:25,960
Speaker 1: why I need to see him nice rubbing his face

799
00:46:26,040 --> 00:46:28,120
Speaker 1: a kid he's gonna Oh, kid, you didn't have to

800
00:46:28,120 --> 00:46:30,080
Speaker 1: give me up? Fred? How did he? How did he

801
00:46:30,200 --> 00:46:32,640
Speaker 1: take Korea? Just jilting the Giant No, no, no, no,

802
00:46:32,920 --> 00:46:37,400
Speaker 1: the Giants. The Giants flagged something on his physical but

803
00:46:37,560 --> 00:46:40,600
Speaker 1: that just means we don't want him. Yeah, because they

804
00:46:40,640 --> 00:46:43,359
Speaker 1: said it was something. It was an old injury from

805
00:46:43,480 --> 00:46:46,759
Speaker 1: before he even was in Major League baseball. Like, so

806
00:46:47,120 --> 00:46:48,960
Speaker 1: it's never been an issue. I think they realized that

807
00:46:49,040 --> 00:46:51,080
Speaker 1: thirteen years is way too long to sign a baseball

808
00:46:51,320 --> 00:46:55,200
Speaker 1: playing All these freaking teams. They don't freaking learn. They

809
00:46:55,239 --> 00:46:56,879
Speaker 1: are going to be good for four or five years,

810
00:46:56,960 --> 00:46:59,320
Speaker 1: these players, and then they are going to be trash,

811
00:46:59,480 --> 00:47:03,200
Speaker 1: but we keep giving them. I don't know, but I

812
00:47:03,239 --> 00:47:10,719
Speaker 1: mean he's okay. I mean he's like an average, right,

813
00:47:11,200 --> 00:47:14,799
Speaker 1: I think he's I think he's good. He's good defensively, Yeah,

814
00:47:14,840 --> 00:47:17,920
Speaker 1: but is that what you want? Million dollars? Yeah? I

815
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:21,400
Speaker 1: was gonna say, you can get a good defensive shortstop anywhere.

816
00:47:21,440 --> 00:47:24,719
Speaker 1: He's twenty years old, so six years thirty four, yes,

817
00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:27,440
Speaker 1: six years, six years. Like Trey Turner, he got what

818
00:47:27,640 --> 00:47:32,880
Speaker 1: eleven years from about time. Here's the problem with Trey Turner.

819
00:47:33,160 --> 00:47:35,840
Speaker 1: He's speed. He is fast. What makes him dangerous is

820
00:47:35,920 --> 00:47:39,759
Speaker 1: his speed. Once he loses a step, guess what, He's

821
00:47:39,840 --> 00:47:45,239
Speaker 1: just a guy. Yeah, And I can't believe you're giving

822
00:47:45,280 --> 00:47:48,560
Speaker 1: him eleven years for that crazy I'll go back in

823
00:47:48,680 --> 00:47:53,360
Speaker 1: our day. I I remember Whitey Herzog. We traded Gary

824
00:47:53,480 --> 00:47:58,560
Speaker 1: Templeton for Ozzie Smith. And Ozzie Smith was a two

825
00:47:58,680 --> 00:48:01,960
Speaker 1: thirty hitter. And he said, yes, but he takes a

826
00:48:02,040 --> 00:48:05,520
Speaker 1: hundred points away from the other team's hitters, so he's

827
00:48:05,560 --> 00:48:08,480
Speaker 1: actually a three thirty. He's that good of a short stop,

828
00:48:09,160 --> 00:48:11,920
Speaker 1: so he's actually hitting three thirty. Yeah, and that was

829
00:48:12,080 --> 00:48:14,279
Speaker 1: his and and that's good. And Ozzie Smith became one

830
00:48:14,320 --> 00:48:18,480
Speaker 1: of your favorite players. Well, he was a good player. Yeah,

831
00:48:19,320 --> 00:48:22,280
Speaker 1: he could flip. He could flip. And I still impist

832
00:48:22,320 --> 00:48:25,360
Speaker 1: at Ozzie Smith because when I was at Bush Stadium

833
00:48:25,760 --> 00:48:29,200
Speaker 1: the summer of ninety nine and Ozzie Smith is there,

834
00:48:29,239 --> 00:48:33,800
Speaker 1: rejected you. He didn't only reject me. He was standing

835
00:48:33,880 --> 00:48:37,560
Speaker 1: down in the dugout and I was standing there. Oza,

836
00:48:37,920 --> 00:48:45,160
Speaker 1: let me getting autograph. Oza, come on, he said. I

837
00:48:45,280 --> 00:48:46,759
Speaker 1: kept I kept out it for about a good five

838
00:48:46,800 --> 00:48:52,000
Speaker 1: minute is pre game, pre game, he said, hey, calm down, man,

839
00:48:52,800 --> 00:48:54,759
Speaker 1: want me to calm down. Cool, cool, cool, I hain't

840
00:48:54,800 --> 00:48:57,960
Speaker 1: no problem, I'll calmed down. He goes out to outfield,

841
00:48:58,280 --> 00:49:00,279
Speaker 1: throw some balls, you know what I mean, takes a

842
00:49:00,280 --> 00:49:04,239
Speaker 1: few grounders. Whatever. He's come running in. He starts signing autographs.

843
00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:07,600
Speaker 1: My hell yeah, here he comes, goes to the girl

844
00:49:07,680 --> 00:49:10,279
Speaker 1: next to me, She borrows my pen, He signs, and

845
00:49:10,440 --> 00:49:12,440
Speaker 1: he goes down in the dugout. Well, that's because you

846
00:49:12,480 --> 00:49:15,080
Speaker 1: had a cup shirt on. No, didn't have a cup

847
00:49:15,160 --> 00:49:17,040
Speaker 1: shirt on. They weren't playing the Cubs. You would have

848
00:49:17,040 --> 00:49:19,200
Speaker 1: been funny. Literally would have been funny, is if he

849
00:49:19,480 --> 00:49:21,360
Speaker 1: got to you and then did the back flip and

850
00:49:21,440 --> 00:49:25,040
Speaker 1: then he said no. The fact that he took he

851
00:49:25,239 --> 00:49:32,520
Speaker 1: used shut up, shut up. He literally used ut up.

852
00:49:33,200 --> 00:49:36,000
Speaker 1: He used my pen to sign for the lady next

853
00:49:36,040 --> 00:49:40,120
Speaker 1: to me, and the duty didn't know that he used

854
00:49:40,239 --> 00:49:42,240
Speaker 1: your pen. No, no, I know, but I know. Literally

855
00:49:42,320 --> 00:49:45,040
Speaker 1: she was there and he walks up like he signed, signs,

856
00:49:45,080 --> 00:49:46,239
Speaker 1: gets to her and she didn't have a pen, and

857
00:49:46,280 --> 00:49:49,400
Speaker 1: I reached over and I hand it to her. You

858
00:49:49,440 --> 00:49:51,160
Speaker 1: should have just said, hey, get it in the back,

859
00:49:51,480 --> 00:49:54,120
Speaker 1: go get a pen. And here signed took the autograph

860
00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:56,200
Speaker 1: that he gave her and said it's mine because it

861
00:49:56,280 --> 00:50:00,160
Speaker 1: was my I agree, but I still can't even if

862
00:50:00,200 --> 00:50:02,840
Speaker 1: she was eight years old, she's a grown woman. She

863
00:50:02,840 --> 00:50:05,439
Speaker 1: wanted no kids. Yeah, so screw her. But I can't

864
00:50:05,480 --> 00:50:08,360
Speaker 1: believe that was before they put all the pictures on

865
00:50:08,440 --> 00:50:11,239
Speaker 1: the internet. You'd got away with it. Nowadays you could.

866
00:50:13,040 --> 00:50:14,719
Speaker 1: If you get a foul ball, you better look for

867
00:50:14,719 --> 00:50:17,120
Speaker 1: a little kid to give it to. No, if I

868
00:50:17,280 --> 00:50:19,080
Speaker 1: catch a foul ball or a home run ball, I'm

869
00:50:19,200 --> 00:50:21,480
Speaker 1: keeping the damn thing. No matter where you're knocking kids.

870
00:50:21,520 --> 00:50:23,680
Speaker 1: Are you going to sell it for three million or No?

871
00:50:23,840 --> 00:50:28,319
Speaker 1: He didn't get three and a half said that, idiot?

872
00:50:29,239 --> 00:50:32,279
Speaker 1: Would you not kids already get a foul ball? Well,

873
00:50:32,400 --> 00:50:34,279
Speaker 1: if you're looking at the ball, you really don't. You

874
00:50:34,280 --> 00:50:37,040
Speaker 1: don't see who's in your way. So if they're down

875
00:50:37,080 --> 00:50:39,080
Speaker 1: here and you're just like clear them out to get

876
00:50:39,160 --> 00:50:41,719
Speaker 1: the ball, I mean you're not. You're looking up, you're

877
00:50:41,760 --> 00:50:44,319
Speaker 1: not looking down. By the time you look down the ball,

878
00:50:44,400 --> 00:50:46,480
Speaker 1: you're you you've already lost the ball. It's a natural

879
00:50:46,600 --> 00:50:50,760
Speaker 1: reaction to whatever. Yeah, and the fact that the excitement

880
00:50:50,800 --> 00:50:53,080
Speaker 1: of getting a freaking foul ball that has to be

881
00:50:53,160 --> 00:50:59,319
Speaker 1: on a bucket list, Yeah, for sure, Right, I don't care.

882
00:51:00,120 --> 00:51:02,720
Speaker 1: You don't care about anything. Now, what do you care about?

883
00:51:04,080 --> 00:51:11,120
Speaker 1: Because really when my kids, my grandkidoy, you could have

884
00:51:11,200 --> 00:51:16,239
Speaker 1: fooled me last night. We mean he said, what do

885
00:51:16,320 --> 00:51:19,960
Speaker 1: you care about? My wife? My grandkid? He was just

886
00:51:20,680 --> 00:51:23,560
Speaker 1: go ahead with the situation last night. No, No, I'm

887
00:51:23,560 --> 00:51:28,759
Speaker 1: not telling that story, all right? Why the one in

888
00:51:28,880 --> 00:51:31,840
Speaker 1: the car? I don't, I don't. I don't know now

889
00:51:31,920 --> 00:51:37,160
Speaker 1: what I texted you. Oh my god, we're not saying that.

890
00:51:37,320 --> 00:51:41,560
Speaker 1: We're not saying that. We're not saying that go ahead. No,

891
00:51:41,640 --> 00:51:43,879
Speaker 1: I'm not saying that. Saying this is what he said.

892
00:51:44,880 --> 00:51:47,600
Speaker 1: This is terrible, terrible, Oh my god, this is I

893
00:51:47,680 --> 00:51:50,480
Speaker 1: can't believe. You know what's cool? If we're doing this

894
00:51:50,600 --> 00:51:52,880
Speaker 1: podcast right, And every year in the past we've had

895
00:51:52,960 --> 00:51:55,960
Speaker 1: hiccups where there's people been using this. This is amazing.

896
00:51:56,800 --> 00:51:58,440
Speaker 1: I didn't get the equipment to work. I didn't know

897
00:51:58,480 --> 00:52:00,600
Speaker 1: how to operate it. The one year he spent an

898
00:52:00,640 --> 00:52:02,520
Speaker 1: hour trying to figure out her. Well, we did the

899
00:52:02,520 --> 00:52:05,839
Speaker 1: whole show and he couldn't put it up. Yeah, because

900
00:52:05,840 --> 00:52:10,200
Speaker 1: I recorded in the wrong thing. So after the whole

901
00:52:10,239 --> 00:52:12,479
Speaker 1: trail lights, my brother's writing home with my parents because

902
00:52:12,480 --> 00:52:14,480
Speaker 1: you know, he had to mooch off of them, and

903
00:52:14,680 --> 00:52:17,320
Speaker 1: my mom said, quote, I am dead from the waist

904
00:52:17,440 --> 00:52:20,239
Speaker 1: down from all the walking, from all the walking. But

905
00:52:20,320 --> 00:52:21,960
Speaker 1: she didn't say that, No, she just said I am

906
00:52:22,040 --> 00:52:26,320
Speaker 1: dead from the waist down. And Toolbox said you have

907
00:52:26,480 --> 00:52:30,719
Speaker 1: been for some time, and my mom replied, well now,

908
00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:35,160
Speaker 1: well it's certainly to you now. And I'm in the

909
00:52:35,239 --> 00:52:36,920
Speaker 1: back trying to claw my way out of the window.

910
00:52:40,080 --> 00:52:44,879
Speaker 1: Just some loving banter. I'll tell you another one later,

911
00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:46,960
Speaker 1: but I'm not gonna say it on here. It has

912
00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:51,919
Speaker 1: to deal with our other sibling. What did you say?

913
00:52:52,920 --> 00:52:54,200
Speaker 1: You wanna try off your mic? You want to try

914
00:52:54,239 --> 00:52:55,560
Speaker 1: off the mics and you tell me and to see

915
00:52:55,600 --> 00:52:59,520
Speaker 1: if it's okay? Okay, Well, Paul, you'll fall for that.

916
00:53:00,080 --> 00:53:31,839
Speaker 1: M probably no comment. Okay, So what it is is back,

917
00:53:31,960 --> 00:53:40,359
Speaker 1: we're back. My brother who asked it, who you're gonna

918
00:53:40,360 --> 00:53:42,640
Speaker 1: say it? Well, don't you think you can say it?

919
00:53:42,960 --> 00:53:45,680
Speaker 1: It's not that bad, yeah, he said, because my sister

920
00:53:45,840 --> 00:53:47,960
Speaker 1: and her husband were there, and on the way home,

921
00:53:48,239 --> 00:53:53,359
Speaker 1: my brother asked my brother's tool batter's boxes wife said,

922
00:53:53,840 --> 00:53:57,160
Speaker 1: do you think they still have sex? And what did

923
00:53:57,239 --> 00:54:01,160
Speaker 1: you say? And I said, I I said, I'm not

924
00:54:01,200 --> 00:54:04,960
Speaker 1: thinking about my sister and that that situation. And then

925
00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:09,040
Speaker 1: your wife said, she said, I don't know why you

926
00:54:09,200 --> 00:54:12,399
Speaker 1: and your brother are so uh weird when it comes

927
00:54:12,440 --> 00:54:15,759
Speaker 1: to topics like that, because your parents are awesome. They

928
00:54:15,840 --> 00:54:18,360
Speaker 1: just talk about it and make jokes about it, and

929
00:54:18,600 --> 00:54:22,360
Speaker 1: we'll say anything. And I just but why would you

930
00:54:22,440 --> 00:54:24,799
Speaker 1: ever want to talk about your sister? That's what I'm saying.

931
00:54:24,840 --> 00:54:26,399
Speaker 1: So why are we STI talking about it right now? Look,

932
00:54:26,400 --> 00:54:27,880
Speaker 1: I mean, everybody listen to this pod. Do you think

933
00:54:27,920 --> 00:54:31,880
Speaker 1: about your siblings having sex? No? No, but I make

934
00:54:31,960 --> 00:54:34,719
Speaker 1: fun about it. Yeah, you make jokes, but you don't

935
00:54:34,760 --> 00:54:39,080
Speaker 1: talk about it. Well. I mean, your your wife almost

936
00:54:39,120 --> 00:54:41,160
Speaker 1: revealed something about you a couple of months ago when

937
00:54:41,160 --> 00:54:45,480
Speaker 1: we were at the wedding because our cousin's wedding. Really yeah,

938
00:54:45,960 --> 00:54:49,320
Speaker 1: because you were like, what's the rule about when we

939
00:54:49,440 --> 00:54:54,279
Speaker 1: go on vacation? And she goes, I don't think I

940
00:54:54,320 --> 00:54:59,040
Speaker 1: can say that, and you were like, what she goes?

941
00:54:59,080 --> 00:55:01,320
Speaker 1: And you go, yeah, what's the number one rule that

942
00:55:01,440 --> 00:55:05,279
Speaker 1: I have when we go on vacation? And she said

943
00:55:05,360 --> 00:55:07,120
Speaker 1: that we and you go, no, no, no, no, not that.

944
00:55:08,520 --> 00:55:09,880
Speaker 1: So I don't know what you guys do when you

945
00:55:09,960 --> 00:55:12,040
Speaker 1: go on vacation, your rule. But you were trying to

946
00:55:12,200 --> 00:55:14,719
Speaker 1: get her. You were trying to get her to say,

947
00:55:14,760 --> 00:55:16,879
Speaker 1: we don't need a chain restaurant. But she was talking

948
00:55:16,880 --> 00:55:18,520
Speaker 1: about something you guys do in the bedroom, and I

949
00:55:18,600 --> 00:55:20,800
Speaker 1: don't know what the hell was like. You were like

950
00:55:21,080 --> 00:55:23,719
Speaker 1: you put your you jove and put your hands over

951
00:55:23,800 --> 00:55:25,520
Speaker 1: her mouth and said no, no, no, no no no.

952
00:55:26,080 --> 00:55:27,520
Speaker 1: So I don't even want to think about it. I

953
00:55:27,600 --> 00:55:29,759
Speaker 1: remember what that happened, but I don't know. I don't

954
00:55:29,760 --> 00:55:33,280
Speaker 1: know what was gonna say. What is the greatest story

955
00:55:33,520 --> 00:55:38,600
Speaker 1: we have of a couple being confused about what they

956
00:55:38,640 --> 00:55:44,520
Speaker 1: were talking about? My friend, Yeah, do you know what

957
00:55:44,600 --> 00:55:49,200
Speaker 1: I'm talking about? Game night? Game night? So my friend

958
00:55:49,280 --> 00:55:53,400
Speaker 1: will call her Samantha. I've known her since high school.

959
00:55:53,920 --> 00:55:57,600
Speaker 1: And this is the one that you previously told the

960
00:55:57,640 --> 00:56:00,399
Speaker 1: story about at my graduation, the graduation where I pulled

961
00:56:00,440 --> 00:56:01,879
Speaker 1: the cheer out and I pulled it all the way

962
00:56:01,880 --> 00:56:04,480
Speaker 1: out and she was redder than her dress. So anyway,

963
00:56:04,920 --> 00:56:10,000
Speaker 1: same girl, Samantha is coming over with her new boyfriend Larry.

964
00:56:10,360 --> 00:56:13,160
Speaker 1: No her husband. No, I don't think they were married.

965
00:56:14,280 --> 00:56:16,319
Speaker 1: They were definitely dating, because this is the first game.

966
00:56:16,680 --> 00:56:20,000
Speaker 1: Early on, they weren't like it was the first time

967
00:56:20,080 --> 00:56:22,440
Speaker 1: she's gonna bring them around, like, come on, Larry, come

968
00:56:22,480 --> 00:56:24,520
Speaker 1: on in. We're I don't even know what game we're playing,

969
00:56:24,600 --> 00:56:28,960
Speaker 1: and she was must have been drunk, outburst or bring

970
00:56:29,080 --> 00:56:34,759
Speaker 1: around us like our pictionary or something, whatever the hell

971
00:56:34,880 --> 00:56:37,080
Speaker 1: the game. I don't I don't know what are you putting?

972
00:56:37,120 --> 00:56:40,480
Speaker 1: You're putting a glove on? What the hell are we doing?

973
00:56:40,480 --> 00:56:43,479
Speaker 1: I'm going to turn into Michael Jacks and great kids

974
00:56:43,480 --> 00:56:48,279
Speaker 1: will go Uh. Anyway, so she is trying to get

975
00:56:48,360 --> 00:56:51,439
Speaker 1: him describe something, and all of a sudden, we're playing,

976
00:56:51,560 --> 00:56:55,840
Speaker 1: Uh what were playing? We don't know it was. I

977
00:56:55,960 --> 00:56:58,000
Speaker 1: can't I don't know the name of the game. I forget,

978
00:56:58,560 --> 00:57:00,400
Speaker 1: Like where you give there's a word and you have

979
00:57:00,480 --> 00:57:03,359
Speaker 1: to give clues, but you can't say can Yeah, he's

980
00:57:03,400 --> 00:57:06,759
Speaker 1: got a list of five words you can't say you

981
00:57:06,800 --> 00:57:08,360
Speaker 1: know on the card. Yeah. I don't know if that

982
00:57:08,400 --> 00:57:10,040
Speaker 1: was it, because we wouldn't be playing two on two

983
00:57:10,080 --> 00:57:12,040
Speaker 1: on that one, like it wouldn't be teams of two,

984
00:57:12,480 --> 00:57:14,919
Speaker 1: and they were just as we would play guys versus,

985
00:57:15,120 --> 00:57:18,160
Speaker 1: but they were on a team together, but we didn't

986
00:57:18,160 --> 00:57:23,439
Speaker 1: always play guys. People are gonna get piste off because

987
00:57:23,440 --> 00:57:25,160
Speaker 1: we're not getting to the end of the story. So

988
00:57:27,160 --> 00:57:30,800
Speaker 1: he is trying to guess what she is describing, and

989
00:57:31,240 --> 00:57:36,480
Speaker 1: she was like sometimes. She she's like, sometimes, I let

990
00:57:36,560 --> 00:57:39,840
Speaker 1: you do this on special occasions. And he jumps on

991
00:57:39,920 --> 00:57:47,800
Speaker 1: the chair and he goes and we all like lost it.

992
00:57:48,080 --> 00:57:52,160
Speaker 1: We all fell out of the freaking chair, like laughing,

993
00:57:52,800 --> 00:57:58,320
Speaker 1: just dying laughing. And she was like, no, massage, like

994
00:57:58,520 --> 00:58:01,480
Speaker 1: something like really simple. And he was like, you said

995
00:58:01,560 --> 00:58:04,320
Speaker 1: special occasions. She's like, yeah, I rubbed your back on

996
00:58:04,440 --> 00:58:08,400
Speaker 1: special occasions a massage and we're just like you guys win.

997
00:58:10,360 --> 00:58:14,320
Speaker 1: And they have never been back to Game Night. Larry

998
00:58:14,360 --> 00:58:17,000
Speaker 1: and Samantha are happily married with two kids, and they

999
00:58:17,080 --> 00:58:20,440
Speaker 1: have not been back to Game Night with many special occasions.

1000
00:58:21,360 --> 00:58:25,440
Speaker 1: I mean freaking I mean for him to yell at

1001
00:58:25,480 --> 00:58:28,360
Speaker 1: the first time he met us means he was he

1002
00:58:28,680 --> 00:58:32,440
Speaker 1: just into the game. Yeah, well, be you haven't played

1003
00:58:32,480 --> 00:58:35,960
Speaker 1: many games because anal isn't usually a word that comes up.

1004
00:58:36,160 --> 00:58:40,760
Speaker 1: That's not gonna be and no, no, it's not gonna

1005
00:58:40,800 --> 00:58:44,160
Speaker 1: be an answer on the car. There's no chance on anything.

1006
00:58:44,280 --> 00:58:47,680
Speaker 1: Cars and all that stuff. Well, that was okay, but

1007
00:58:47,760 --> 00:58:51,800
Speaker 1: this was not one of those games. True. Oh so

1008
00:58:52,040 --> 00:58:53,960
Speaker 1: freaking I mean that was great. That was that was

1009
00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:56,840
Speaker 1: one of the better ones. That was the biggest misunderstanding

1010
00:58:56,960 --> 00:59:01,000
Speaker 1: from couples I've ever Well the one you guys did.

1011
00:59:01,440 --> 00:59:04,280
Speaker 1: It was guys verst girls and we had a pretty

1012
00:59:04,280 --> 00:59:09,520
Speaker 1: extensive fight over shoelaces at one point. What was ours yours?

1013
00:59:09,720 --> 00:59:13,880
Speaker 1: Was you were describing something. The forest was his chest.

1014
00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:16,200
Speaker 1: They was describing and he was trying to do and

1015
00:59:16,280 --> 00:59:20,280
Speaker 1: he was trying to do. It was you. It was

1016
00:59:20,360 --> 00:59:22,400
Speaker 1: you describe and you were describing. You were like, um

1017
00:59:23,520 --> 00:59:33,600
Speaker 1: on a farm, Uh, cows do this, um piles and

1018
00:59:33,920 --> 00:59:36,800
Speaker 1: he goes manicure and you're like, oh, ship, that is it.

1019
00:59:36,920 --> 00:59:41,600
Speaker 1: I was describing manure, but it's manicure. Oh yeah, Like

1020
00:59:42,040 --> 00:59:44,840
Speaker 1: how the hell do guys like And that's when our

1021
00:59:44,960 --> 00:59:47,240
Speaker 1: mom was like, how in the hell do you guys

1022
00:59:47,360 --> 00:59:49,920
Speaker 1: think like that? How can you get that word when

1023
00:59:49,960 --> 00:59:53,680
Speaker 1: he's describing manure and he you guess medicure. It doesn't

1024
00:59:53,720 --> 00:59:56,320
Speaker 1: make any sense. It makes little that makes a little sense,

1025
00:59:56,320 --> 00:59:59,919
Speaker 1: a little sense. What sense? They can't They look the same.

1026
01:00:01,440 --> 01:00:03,960
Speaker 1: But how would force how would chest Day guest now

1027
01:00:04,400 --> 01:00:09,360
Speaker 1: chest Day as a special special person, Yes, yes, how

1028
01:00:09,440 --> 01:00:12,960
Speaker 1: many time he's my general manager? How many times they

1029
01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:15,560
Speaker 1: lock himself out of the house. Oh my god. Plenty

1030
01:00:16,080 --> 01:00:19,080
Speaker 1: plenty were roommates, and he freaking would go out in

1031
01:00:19,120 --> 01:00:22,480
Speaker 1: the morning and he to smoke and he would call, hey, man,

1032
01:00:22,560 --> 01:00:24,800
Speaker 1: I locked myself out, and so he would have to

1033
01:00:24,880 --> 01:00:28,720
Speaker 1: walk and sit at a freaking establishment until I could

1034
01:00:28,720 --> 01:00:30,280
Speaker 1: get off work and go home and let him in.

1035
01:00:31,160 --> 01:00:34,160
Speaker 1: And like he's just in like flip flops and shorts,

1036
01:00:34,200 --> 01:00:37,080
Speaker 1: like no shirt, like just woke up, just woke up,

1037
01:00:37,200 --> 01:00:39,640
Speaker 1: and he just has to go to a freaking haircutting

1038
01:00:39,680 --> 01:00:41,920
Speaker 1: place and sit there for three hours because I am

1039
01:00:42,040 --> 01:00:45,120
Speaker 1: at work. And it's just like, oh my god, unbelievable.

1040
01:00:45,160 --> 01:00:47,080
Speaker 1: Why didn't you just put a key under a rock?

1041
01:00:48,200 --> 01:00:49,760
Speaker 1: You know, we should have thought about that. We may

1042
01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:51,680
Speaker 1: we may do that afterwards. I mean, I don't know,

1043
01:00:55,240 --> 01:00:57,760
Speaker 1: I mean anything, like, what do you live in a motel?

1044
01:00:57,920 --> 01:01:02,920
Speaker 1: There's a lot of door locked behind you. I don't know.

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01:01:03,400 --> 01:01:07,120
Speaker 1: I never did it. It was him. I know, you

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01:01:07,200 --> 01:01:10,360
Speaker 1: blame me. I'm not blaming anybody. I was just bizarre

1047
01:01:10,480 --> 01:01:13,960
Speaker 1: right when I opened it locked door. It doesn't The

1048
01:01:14,040 --> 01:01:16,720
Speaker 1: only one I've ever locked myself out of is a motel.

1049
01:01:18,200 --> 01:01:21,280
Speaker 1: And what happened. I had to go to the office. No,

1050
01:01:21,560 --> 01:01:24,560
Speaker 1: I went back to the office and got another card.

1051
01:01:25,560 --> 01:01:27,560
Speaker 1: Weren't you naked on a cruise ship? Though? That was

1052
01:01:28,040 --> 01:01:30,840
Speaker 1: my honeymoon. We were on a cruise ship. And you know,

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01:01:31,080 --> 01:01:32,680
Speaker 1: I don't know how many people have been on cruise

1054
01:01:32,720 --> 01:01:35,520
Speaker 1: but you you're there for like we were on a

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01:01:35,560 --> 01:01:38,640
Speaker 1: seven day cruise, I guess, and we every night you

1056
01:01:38,680 --> 01:01:41,240
Speaker 1: eat dinner and you have a sign table. But anyways,

1057
01:01:41,280 --> 01:01:43,960
Speaker 1: we've I guess we made friends with this couple from

1058
01:01:44,040 --> 01:01:50,720
Speaker 1: Santonio single. I think he was in the mob but whatever.

1059
01:01:51,320 --> 01:01:55,880
Speaker 1: Um anyways, and you know, at night we were hanging

1060
01:01:55,880 --> 01:01:58,080
Speaker 1: out the bar on the ship with them drinking and

1061
01:01:58,560 --> 01:02:03,040
Speaker 1: this dude was wild, like he was drinking double fireball

1062
01:02:03,160 --> 01:02:06,640
Speaker 1: on the rocks straight up, just drinking, drinking, drinking, drinking.

1063
01:02:06,680 --> 01:02:11,400
Speaker 1: He was wasted. He's probably like six six, big dude.

1064
01:02:14,840 --> 01:02:16,920
Speaker 1: So it's just a cruise ship. That cruise ship thing.

1065
01:02:18,160 --> 01:02:21,080
Speaker 1: That's better, no strings attached, right, So then we were

1066
01:02:21,880 --> 01:02:24,240
Speaker 1: we're like we left for the night or whatever, and

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01:02:24,440 --> 01:02:27,640
Speaker 1: apparently the next day he told us he goes, Uh,

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01:02:29,120 --> 01:02:31,640
Speaker 1: the wife I guess was she went somewhere I don't

1069
01:02:31,680 --> 01:02:33,840
Speaker 1: know whatever, but he was at his room alone. They

1070
01:02:33,920 --> 01:02:38,720
Speaker 1: had room service and you know where I guess he had.

1071
01:02:38,920 --> 01:02:42,280
Speaker 1: He was naked, and he went outside to put the

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01:02:42,360 --> 01:02:46,080
Speaker 1: tray down and the door locks. At least he had

1073
01:02:46,120 --> 01:02:52,160
Speaker 1: a tray. And the cruise ship like the hallways are

1074
01:02:52,160 --> 01:02:54,280
Speaker 1: super long. There's a lot of doors, like you don't know,

1075
01:02:54,880 --> 01:02:59,200
Speaker 1: And so he's out there naked, and I guess, uh,

1076
01:03:00,200 --> 01:03:02,920
Speaker 1: maybe the wife was with him. I'm not sure she

1077
01:03:03,040 --> 01:03:06,320
Speaker 1: went to the front desk too. He doesn't have as

1078
01:03:06,360 --> 01:03:11,520
Speaker 1: good a memory lunch specialty. But anyways, she went to

1079
01:03:11,560 --> 01:03:13,520
Speaker 1: the front desk to get a key. Another key, right,

1080
01:03:13,600 --> 01:03:16,040
Speaker 1: And so he's just hanging out in the in the hallway,

1081
01:03:16,160 --> 01:03:19,560
Speaker 1: just butt naked, and then he asked to pee. So

1082
01:03:20,120 --> 01:03:23,480
Speaker 1: he finds a corner and just lets it rip. And

1083
01:03:23,920 --> 01:03:30,200
Speaker 1: apparently ships are fun in the hallway, what you want.

1084
01:03:31,240 --> 01:03:35,040
Speaker 1: Apparently not as much fun as Las Vegas. But what

1085
01:03:35,120 --> 01:03:37,320
Speaker 1: they said, the wife is at the front desk, and

1086
01:03:37,480 --> 01:03:39,600
Speaker 1: the guys in the front desks were laughing because they

1087
01:03:39,640 --> 01:03:46,360
Speaker 1: have like, you know, cameras all over and like like

1088
01:03:46,560 --> 01:03:52,840
Speaker 1: hiding in the corner like trying to look at him. Yeah,

1089
01:03:53,040 --> 01:03:56,520
Speaker 1: so that was pretty funny. Oh man, all right, well,

1090
01:03:57,360 --> 01:04:00,640
Speaker 1: good job that was fun. Yeah, you guys enjoy that, Yes,

1091
01:04:00,840 --> 01:04:08,280
Speaker 1: you one hour, five minutes. That's short. Are wrapping up already,

1092
01:04:08,360 --> 01:04:12,200
Speaker 1: We're wrapping up already. Okay, alright, sorry, you won't get

1093
01:04:12,240 --> 01:04:15,000
Speaker 1: my story. What was your story? Had stories? Do you

1094
01:04:15,080 --> 01:04:22,840
Speaker 1: watch women's volleyball? No, you didn't watch the watch the final? Okay,

1095
01:04:24,080 --> 01:04:27,400
Speaker 1: this is why women's sports will never be as big

1096
01:04:27,520 --> 01:04:32,720
Speaker 1: on TV. Oh boy, sexy estate coming, that's it. I'm

1097
01:04:32,800 --> 01:04:36,040
Speaker 1: watching it, enjoying the game. The announcers are pretty good.

1098
01:04:37,120 --> 01:04:40,080
Speaker 1: I mean they're really you know, explaining it was it

1099
01:04:40,200 --> 01:04:45,000
Speaker 1: was U T and uh Louisville, Louisville. Yes, I mean

1100
01:04:45,160 --> 01:04:52,280
Speaker 1: Texas dominance. But I don't know how many times during

1101
01:04:52,360 --> 01:04:55,080
Speaker 1: the product. And I've watched other games and they said

1102
01:04:55,240 --> 01:05:04,840
Speaker 1: this exact volleyball. I'd watched the semifinals and same exact description. Oh,

1103
01:05:05,120 --> 01:05:08,600
Speaker 1: this Texas team is so good. They're so good, they're

1104
01:05:08,640 --> 01:05:12,600
Speaker 1: so together because they love each other. And I'm sitting

1105
01:05:12,600 --> 01:05:16,560
Speaker 1: there going all my years of watching sports, I have

1106
01:05:16,960 --> 01:05:22,040
Speaker 1: never heard any team saying they're so good because they

1107
01:05:22,840 --> 01:05:26,240
Speaker 1: love each other. And I thought that was just weird.

1108
01:05:26,440 --> 01:05:30,480
Speaker 1: I said, women's sports is doomed because of that. They

1109
01:05:30,560 --> 01:05:35,280
Speaker 1: may like each other, expect each respect each other, but

1110
01:05:35,440 --> 01:05:41,600
Speaker 1: you don't have to love each other because I'm having

1111
01:05:41,600 --> 01:05:45,400
Speaker 1: to be more in softball. But I just I'm sitting

1112
01:05:45,400 --> 01:05:48,960
Speaker 1: there going on, you just don't say that in sports.

1113
01:05:49,560 --> 01:05:54,280
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, that just hit me wrong. I've never heard love.

1114
01:05:54,400 --> 01:05:57,640
Speaker 1: But they talk about how teams are like camaraderie all that,

1115
01:05:57,920 --> 01:06:01,360
Speaker 1: like really bonded and yes, well, but they didn't just

1116
01:06:01,440 --> 01:06:04,439
Speaker 1: say it once. They didn't say it twice. They said

1117
01:06:04,480 --> 01:06:08,400
Speaker 1: it multiple times different games. And I'm like, I feel

1118
01:06:08,400 --> 01:06:09,880
Speaker 1: like the real story here is that you have a

1119
01:06:09,920 --> 01:06:14,160
Speaker 1: problem with like one either expressing that emotion or just

1120
01:06:16,600 --> 01:06:19,960
Speaker 1: you are What the hell are you talking about expressing emotion?

1121
01:06:20,280 --> 01:06:25,880
Speaker 1: You are him? You are the same person what Joe says,

1122
01:06:26,360 --> 01:06:29,560
Speaker 1: vaters Box said, you have a hard time expression emotion.

1123
01:06:30,120 --> 01:06:33,280
Speaker 1: You are the one that doesn't express any emotion either.

1124
01:06:33,680 --> 01:06:35,960
Speaker 1: Like when we were kids. Mom tells the story all

1125
01:06:35,960 --> 01:06:38,400
Speaker 1: the time and we had bunk beds and I have

1126
01:06:38,520 --> 01:06:40,680
Speaker 1: gotten a rope tied around my neck and I'm hanging

1127
01:06:40,760 --> 01:06:42,720
Speaker 1: from the bunk bed and you went out and he

1128
01:06:42,880 --> 01:06:47,240
Speaker 1: was like, Mom, you might want to check on You

1129
01:06:47,440 --> 01:06:51,640
Speaker 1: might want to check on him. No, no, no, no no,

1130
01:06:51,800 --> 01:06:56,400
Speaker 1: And she was like, what, I'm busy, Mom, you might

1131
01:06:56,480 --> 01:07:00,200
Speaker 1: want to go check on him, and finally the third time, um,

1132
01:07:00,720 --> 01:07:02,160
Speaker 1: you might want to go check on him? And I went.

1133
01:07:02,360 --> 01:07:03,680
Speaker 1: She went in there and I was hanging from the

1134
01:07:03,720 --> 01:07:06,120
Speaker 1: bunk bed with a string around my neck and you

1135
01:07:06,320 --> 01:07:09,360
Speaker 1: and she was like, batter's box. You've got to show

1136
01:07:09,440 --> 01:07:12,560
Speaker 1: some kind of emotion, like something's urgent, like so some

1137
01:07:12,840 --> 01:07:15,680
Speaker 1: kind of feeling. That's why I was always called Joe cool?

1138
01:07:16,920 --> 01:07:22,400
Speaker 1: Is that Ryan who called you? Everybody? Okay, the same

1139
01:07:22,440 --> 01:07:28,360
Speaker 1: people they call Ray Sisson sizzle Sizzle, Sisson says master

1140
01:07:29,080 --> 01:07:34,240
Speaker 1: whatever says, I'm a dizzal. So wait, how many times

1141
01:07:34,440 --> 01:07:38,120
Speaker 1: have I saved your life? Now? That's like one twice,

1142
01:07:38,520 --> 01:07:41,680
Speaker 1: twice twice, that's a lot. The other time, you know,

1143
01:07:41,800 --> 01:07:44,720
Speaker 1: two lives to me, we were with no tis, we

1144
01:07:44,840 --> 01:07:47,240
Speaker 1: were with no teeth, Keith, kid, I mean that's more

1145
01:07:47,280 --> 01:07:51,680
Speaker 1: than most people. We were we I mean, most people

1146
01:07:51,720 --> 01:07:54,040
Speaker 1: don't save one person their entire life. Like I've saved

1147
01:07:54,280 --> 01:07:57,160
Speaker 1: the same person twice. That's pretty good, kid. Do you

1148
01:07:57,240 --> 01:07:59,760
Speaker 1: want to go out to my friend's ranch and Lockhart

1149
01:08:00,040 --> 01:08:05,160
Speaker 1: he Meddle is only here because I Yeah, it isn't

1150
01:08:05,160 --> 01:08:08,560
Speaker 1: because of the big show. Yeah, I saved him twice,

1151
01:08:08,640 --> 01:08:10,720
Speaker 1: or it wouldn't be a thing. Kid, you want to

1152
01:08:10,800 --> 01:08:14,680
Speaker 1: coaches convention? None of that, oh because of me? And

1153
01:08:14,760 --> 01:08:17,200
Speaker 1: that's what I say. I'm essential. Kid. Would you like

1154
01:08:17,360 --> 01:08:19,880
Speaker 1: to go out to my friend's ranch and Lockhart. He's

1155
01:08:19,920 --> 01:08:23,759
Speaker 1: got paddle boats and we can shoot some fireworks kids?

1156
01:08:24,720 --> 01:08:28,639
Speaker 1: You alright, kid, let's go. We go out to Lockhart

1157
01:08:29,560 --> 01:08:32,120
Speaker 1: and we're there and it's my brother and egg Bottom,

1158
01:08:32,160 --> 01:08:35,559
Speaker 1: Owen pleasants and me and I don't know who else.

1159
01:08:35,680 --> 01:08:38,519
Speaker 1: And I'm on the paddle boat with Owen and I'm

1160
01:08:38,560 --> 01:08:40,599
Speaker 1: sitting on the top of it because I'm gonna We're

1161
01:08:40,720 --> 01:08:43,040
Speaker 1: coming up to the dock a little pond, a little pond,

1162
01:08:43,439 --> 01:08:46,160
Speaker 1: and Owen rams it into the dock on purpose. I

1163
01:08:46,280 --> 01:08:49,200
Speaker 1: go flipping backwards and my feet are straight in the

1164
01:08:49,280 --> 01:08:52,559
Speaker 1: air and my head is stuck under the dock, under

1165
01:08:52,600 --> 01:08:55,640
Speaker 1: the water, and I'm like, I'm gonna die, and to

1166
01:08:55,840 --> 01:08:58,200
Speaker 1: the rescue Batter's box pulls me out of the water.

1167
01:08:58,360 --> 01:09:01,200
Speaker 1: And that was the first time, first time ever, I

1168
01:09:01,320 --> 01:09:03,240
Speaker 1: was like, man, he actually cares about me and likes me.

1169
01:09:05,080 --> 01:09:07,679
Speaker 1: That was that my moment in life that I realized

1170
01:09:07,720 --> 01:09:09,800
Speaker 1: that my big brother did not hate me and didn't

1171
01:09:09,800 --> 01:09:11,960
Speaker 1: love me to die like I really. For the longest

1172
01:09:12,000 --> 01:09:14,880
Speaker 1: time because he was so rude, such an ass. Yes,

1173
01:09:15,040 --> 01:09:17,360
Speaker 1: what about the time you're hanging from the bunk bed.

1174
01:09:17,479 --> 01:09:21,160
Speaker 1: I don't remember that. I was four or three. Mom

1175
01:09:21,200 --> 01:09:23,280
Speaker 1: tells it all the time about how you have no emotion.

1176
01:09:24,040 --> 01:09:25,560
Speaker 1: And then when but when you pulled me out of

1177
01:09:25,600 --> 01:09:28,559
Speaker 1: that water, I was like, damn, he really does care

1178
01:09:29,840 --> 01:09:32,360
Speaker 1: and that was it. Yeah, so thank you and so

1179
01:09:32,560 --> 01:09:34,599
Speaker 1: for that. This Christmas you will get a great president.

1180
01:09:34,800 --> 01:09:37,760
Speaker 1: And then years later, you know I told you I

1181
01:09:37,880 --> 01:09:41,080
Speaker 1: loved you and it made you uncomfortable. You did say that.

1182
01:09:41,640 --> 01:09:43,760
Speaker 1: I can't play the clip of Hey guys, there's a

1183
01:09:43,760 --> 01:09:46,320
Speaker 1: clip of that somewhere. This is Batter's Box and I'm

1184
01:09:46,920 --> 01:09:50,920
Speaker 1: kind of drunk and there's a very special birthday message.

1185
01:09:50,920 --> 01:09:54,040
Speaker 1: How was at work? That didn't sound like it didn't

1186
01:09:54,040 --> 01:09:58,599
Speaker 1: sound like it? All right, Merry Christmas? Everybody happy? Yeah,

1187
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1188
01:10:05,280 --> 01:10:07,479
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Speaker 1: Sisson Rundo, you can fade his picks making a lot

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Speaker 1: of money. Eddie will be there crying when the cowboys lose,

1193
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Speaker 1: and of course me, we'd love to see in Las

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