Speaker 1: Calm Down with Aaron and Carissa is a production of
Speaker 1: I Heart Radio. I mean, ladies and gentlemen, buckle your seatbelts.
Speaker 1: Aaron and I have a lot to discuss. First of all,
Speaker 1: the heat. Welcome to the Calm Down Podcast. I am
Speaker 1: not in the middle of menopause, but I can only
Speaker 1: imagine this is what it's like. It's warm in l A.
Speaker 1: The humidity is high. I am just hot. I'm hot
Speaker 1: all over the place, and I can't believe I went
Speaker 1: to school in Florida and grew up in Tampa. Because
Speaker 1: we're talking a hundred degrees. I feel bad even fitching
Speaker 1: right now, our friends and our listeners in Baton Rouge,
Speaker 1: all the places that it gets real hot. I am
Speaker 1: just hot right now. A C A C. Green. I
Speaker 1: am the person that I loved him amazing. I am
Speaker 1: the person that has my mother's voice in my head
Speaker 1: when the A C is running of like we're what
Speaker 1: this costs a lot of money to put a C
Speaker 1: on all day? And if I leave it on, I
Speaker 1: have this thought in my head, like I love the
Speaker 1: A C on upstairs, but I've never been but in
Speaker 1: this part of being in a where I'm like I'm
Speaker 1: willing to spend the money. But then in the middle
Speaker 1: of the night last night, I woke up because I
Speaker 1: heard it running. I had somehow that little nest thing
Speaker 1: van a white twirled the thing so far down it
Speaker 1: was on fifty degrees. It was a nice didn't blow up,
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. And I was like, I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: it feels so good in here. Roll was on fifty.
Speaker 1: I can't wait for that bill at the end of
Speaker 1: the month. I mean, but that's there's certain things when
Speaker 1: you become an adult. Turning off lights, the a C
Speaker 1: running when you're not home. All I think about is
Speaker 1: my mother going, do you think we're made of money?
Speaker 1: Turn off these lights? Do not run the air conditioning
Speaker 1: when you're not home. But yes, it is hot and
Speaker 1: I smell great. I'm using that double deodorant move that
Speaker 1: you and Julian told me. Said that the dove, then
Speaker 1: the Donna Karen, the dove, then the Donna Karen. I
Speaker 1: know you got away from it. Nothing that's helping me now,
Speaker 1: all right, what happens. It's gone. They're not making it anymore.
Speaker 1: Everything is not smelling good. It's a whole thing. It's
Speaker 1: not good. That's adulting. I'm gonna tell you another adulting thing.
Speaker 1: And I actually put out on my I g and
Speaker 1: here I am boring myself out for more endorsements. But hey, nest,
Speaker 1: if you're interested, I'm you're a girl. So you know,
Speaker 1: Jared comes home, he's been gone for a week. Our
Speaker 1: alarm system blows up. Another thing that happened. Our fire
Speaker 1: alarms started going off one day and they made all
Speaker 1: the fire alarms in the house go off at once.
Speaker 1: If you have an animal, smoke alarms so hard for
Speaker 1: them smoke alarms. I don't know how to make them stop.
Speaker 1: So I just stood outside my house and basically waited
Speaker 1: for the fire department because I was like, I don't
Speaker 1: know how to make these stop. While our electrician is
Speaker 1: so great, he came over and started pulling him off
Speaker 1: the wall because if one's going off, it makes the
Speaker 1: whole thing go off. Well, we have like fifteen in
Speaker 1: our house. I'm not gonna pull them all off the wall. Yes,
Speaker 1: very rich is so much, so I'm for indorsment. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So I last, we're having a lovely dinner. Before we
Speaker 1: watched the last two episodes of Ozark, which you have
Speaker 1: to start because it's so amazing. We're having this dinner
Speaker 1: and I hear it's somewhere in this house. I can't
Speaker 1: do it. I looked at Jarrett and I said, we're moving.
Speaker 1: I'm done. I am done with this house. I'm throwing
Speaker 1: it away. I'm so tired of it. He sits downstairs
Speaker 1: for like thirty minutes waiting for this beep and the
Speaker 1: dog's going nuts. So then everybody's telling us get these
Speaker 1: Nest smoke detectors because they alert your phone. Kay, sign
Speaker 1: me up. So the Nest is the one that that's
Speaker 1: the little dial. I got a little bit excited about
Speaker 1: and went too far. But it's everything's on your phone,
Speaker 1: so it's great and again, not an AD yet, you
Speaker 1: should do that. We'd love it to be an AD.
Speaker 1: I realized I was up at the lake this weekend cooking.
Speaker 1: I opted not to have the hood. Everyone settling. There's
Speaker 1: a lot of sub story lines here. I opted in
Speaker 1: the remodel not to have the hood for the fan
Speaker 1: when you're cooking over the stove top because like when
Speaker 1: you cook, because aesthetically it didn't look good in that kitchen.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm not cooking enough in here to add
Speaker 1: a whole hood, a whole thing. Well, me being a
Speaker 1: little uh gall in the kitchen over the weekend because
Speaker 1: I'm trying to work on, you know, certain things that
Speaker 1: I'm deficient in. Started cooking. Smoke is billowing everywhere. I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, oh my god, the problem is you're
Speaker 1: making I was I was doing kebabs, but I didn't
Speaker 1: want to do them on a grill because I donated that,
Speaker 1: so I I put them in a pan and I
Speaker 1: also did some uh some steaks in a pan. Well,
Speaker 1: the smoke is out of control. I'm waving the towel
Speaker 1: because that's how I normally get the smoke alarms to subside.
Speaker 1: There's no smoke alarms going off in the remodel that
Speaker 1: I did. The like, there's no there's no fire alarms,
Speaker 1: smoke alarms. I'm like, oh my god, mask, we really
Speaker 1: need you, don't. Thing could be on fire and no
Speaker 1: one would know. It was the one time I wanted
Speaker 1: to smoke alarm to go off because I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is a problem. Anyways, Let's go back to that
Speaker 1: beep for a second, because you know the beep and
Speaker 1: you're looking for the beep and you're creeping around, you
Speaker 1: think is it in this room? And then all of
Speaker 1: a sudden the beep goes away. It's like they know
Speaker 1: you're there and they go sometimes or even think it's
Speaker 1: a cricket in my house, or I think it's a
Speaker 1: cadom of my shoe, Like I think it's a sneaker, right,
Speaker 1: like like when you like drag your sneaker a little
Speaker 1: bit and I'm like, did I drag my sneaker? Did
Speaker 1: my husband drive the sneaker? You can always talk what
Speaker 1: are you talking? Obviously? Like defense, I want to see
Speaker 1: it go Zone or Manda Man, I don't like Zone.
Speaker 1: It's so boring to cover Big ten Wisconsin. Enough is
Speaker 1: Ryan get over here on some questions for you at
Speaker 1: halftime with Behive, I love Jim Behid Ryan. Can we
Speaker 1: get him on? I know he was on call and
Speaker 1: show I love Jim behind Anyways, you know how you
Speaker 1: can tell when your smoke arms going off and it's
Speaker 1: not a cicada or like it's BEPR is going nuts.
Speaker 1: How he's is like, mom, fix this of course, because
Speaker 1: they're hearing it at a decibel that seven times are ours.
Speaker 1: That's the cadest thing for all of you all on
Speaker 1: the East Coast. I didn't know about that until I
Speaker 1: did a thing for NFL films. Those bugs are insane.
Speaker 1: What are we doing? I one time found one in
Speaker 1: between you see the movie Lucas with Corey Ham or
Speaker 1: Corey Feldman. No, I was busy watching him and Goonies
Speaker 1: Baby Ruf same time. It was before licensed to drive.
Speaker 1: I am spraying lysol in the corners of the thing.
Speaker 1: I think it's over here, and now you're getting it. Anyways,
Speaker 1: this is this could be like its own episode, the
Speaker 1: bug Thing, but we have a lot more to get to.
Speaker 1: So for any of you guys, know that little beeping,
Speaker 1: whether it's an alarm or a bug, nothing is more debilitating.
Speaker 1: And then you think to yourself, I'm just gonna turn
Speaker 1: the volume up louder on the TV and I won't hear.
Speaker 1: But it's all you hear, and it's terrible. And Aaron's moving.
Speaker 1: If anyone knows a real estate agent, they would love
Speaker 1: to rep set you um when moving, or if Nest
Speaker 1: wants to wrap me and show me how to do this.
Speaker 1: Apparently everyone knows about these Nest things. I went to
Speaker 1: Target today. They don't sell them. I asked for the
Speaker 1: guy goes nest. Never heard of him. Okay, well that's
Speaker 1: he needs to refresh his inventory. Listen if you guys
Speaker 1: don't listen to the bringing, it's ten minutes of things
Speaker 1: that we talked about earlier in the week that we
Speaker 1: will expand upon. Sometimes we do, sometimes we don't in
Speaker 1: the full length. One of them was our list that
Speaker 1: we have written down of the things that we want
Speaker 1: to discuss on the podcast, because Larry taught me this
Speaker 1: and again Larry doesn't need to enter into every conversation
Speaker 1: on the podcast, but when applicable, it does. So Larry
Speaker 1: carries around David cares it on this little, tiny little notebook.
Speaker 1: He always writes things down in real time. It's how
Speaker 1: he ends up with different storylines. His is or mez
Speaker 1: Mine is my phone. Fine, So I wrote down all
Speaker 1: these things all week long because I'm always like, I
Speaker 1: forget these things I want to say to you. Aaron
Speaker 1: writes them down, has better handwriting. What's the first one
Speaker 1: on your list? Next? Okay, so you covered the covered it.
Speaker 1: The first on mine is X out of the ads.
Speaker 1: You know that little X, you know, the one on
Speaker 1: your phone? Yeah, so you're scrolling through an article and
Speaker 1: like then the AD pox up and do you want
Speaker 1: to save temper set? You're missing out if you don't
Speaker 1: save temper sent by filling out this email address. I
Speaker 1: don't want to save the temper set. I want out
Speaker 1: of the AD. Now I can't find the X. Now,
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, I've clicked the whole thing. Now
Speaker 1: I'm in the ten percent AD. Now I'm putting in
Speaker 1: my email. I didn't want to do it because I
Speaker 1: couldn't find the X. I'm searching around, can't find the X.
Speaker 1: They make it so small on purpose because they want
Speaker 1: want you to get frustrated and just sign it with
Speaker 1: a goddamn flyer. And now in my inbox I got
Speaker 1: seventy five in mail emails that I didn't want. It's
Speaker 1: because I couldn't find the X. Because it worked. You
Speaker 1: know what happened to me last summer? This was the
Speaker 1: craziest thing. I was at a friend's house. I'm so.
Speaker 1: I was at my girlfriend's house and I was scrolling
Speaker 1: on Safari on my phone and all of a sudden
Speaker 1: it came up and said you need to close your
Speaker 1: tabs because I had over five hundred open. My girl
Speaker 1: Jackie Quick had an absolute aneurysm because she was like,
Speaker 1: what do you mean you've never closed out your tabs?
Speaker 1: I had about five hundred tabs open. I didn't know
Speaker 1: we were supposed to close them, like for instance right now,
Speaker 1: I'll go see. I had no clue. They don't teach
Speaker 1: you this stuff. Then. Wasn't your phone working at a
Speaker 1: glacial paste tabs? This is inside. I don't know who
Speaker 1: tells you to do this? Your phone it should be
Speaker 1: working so slow, and you're always That's why you're always
Speaker 1: looking for a charger, because that thing is working so hard.
Speaker 1: The one thing that Jillian, I'm not always looking for
Speaker 1: a charger, you know what? I do though, that just
Speaker 1: for anyone that's O c D. And maybe this is
Speaker 1: I don't know, you're not O c D. But you're
Speaker 1: very clean and organized. No I'm not. I have seven thousand,
Speaker 1: five hundred and sixty one emails. Well you see this?
Speaker 1: See that that right there? Sociopath? Yeah, yeah, that's the one.
Speaker 1: But I don't even know. I don't know what. Oh,
Speaker 1: you know what, I just figured it out. I know
Speaker 1: what those emails are. The emails of the ads that
Speaker 1: I xed out of Sure, sure are, but yeah, at
Speaker 1: three and four thirty in the morning. You know how
Speaker 1: long did it take you to x out of eighty
Speaker 1: five open fucking Internet Explorer screens? Well, I was inebriated,
Speaker 1: so it took a while. But it was a whole
Speaker 1: conversation at the quick house, I'll tell you that. And
Speaker 1: I wasn't quick getting out of those tabs. I have
Speaker 1: fifty eight more to go. Okay, next up on my checklist,
Speaker 1: scrolling on down Euphoria. Girl, I haven't watched it. What
Speaker 1: do you got? I'm usually linked to the party on everything,
Speaker 1: so always always late. I was alone on Friday, so
Speaker 1: I had a stellar evening of purging my closet. It.
Speaker 1: I finally was dealing with some skinny jeans, low rise
Speaker 1: skinny jeans cropped. Apparently, we are not ever going to
Speaker 1: have this. You're you're, you're, you're a really good perjure.
Speaker 1: So I would like to write this down. What are
Speaker 1: we getting rid of now? So I was told that
Speaker 1: it is time to get rid of well, actually, but
Speaker 1: I don't want people to know to get rid of them,
Speaker 1: because I may be selling about six pairs events. They're
Speaker 1: not listening to this. Go ahead, Okay, great um low
Speaker 1: Rise skinny cropped jeans, eight thousand pairs. And the reason
Speaker 1: why I do is because that's kind of what I
Speaker 1: was wearing every game. You know, I don't know you
Speaker 1: have one, you have forty, but I have a Frankie
Speaker 1: below rise. I thought those were making a come back.
Speaker 1: I don't know what that is. We got to do
Speaker 1: some obliques. Okay, alright, you don't know what Frankie be
Speaker 1: jeans are. Those were Britney Spears wore these jeans and
Speaker 1: it was like the hottest thing and they sit literally
Speaker 1: on your hip bones. But you have to have the
Speaker 1: most amazing obliques, which what out the window a long
Speaker 1: time ago for me. And so I heard low Rise
Speaker 1: we're coming back. Fuck, I like this high waist. Look.
Speaker 1: I like this high waist so much. I am literally
Speaker 1: getting an infection because it's so high and the way
Speaker 1: I'm trying. No guy likes mom jeans, by the way.
Speaker 1: That's what I've learned. I don't care. I like a
Speaker 1: high rise because it does suck you in. I heard
Speaker 1: low Rises coming back, but just not skinny like a
Speaker 1: little I don't know, I don't know. I don't even
Speaker 1: don't question me. I'm the worst, Like I don't pick
Speaker 1: out my stuff. So anyways, I decided I was going
Speaker 1: to go through the problem with doing that is you
Speaker 1: have to actually try on the jeans. I don't like
Speaker 1: trying on clothes. I get hot. We've discussed that in
Speaker 1: other episodes. So I was giving myself a treat. I
Speaker 1: was allowing myself to start binging a show. And I
Speaker 1: brought the show up into my room on my little laptop,
Speaker 1: and I was doing my jeans and like trying to
Speaker 1: deal with myself. This show is unbelievable. It's basically Euphoria.
Speaker 1: It's based on high school kids that are watching porn,
Speaker 1: doing drugs, I mean, smoking cigarettes. That's what we talked
Speaker 1: about last night. We were talking about Euphoria with our
Speaker 1: friends and they're all watching it, and I just said
Speaker 1: I was a loser in high school. I mean I
Speaker 1: was a loser. I know that I was worried about
Speaker 1: Michael Jordan and the Celtics, and that's what I was
Speaker 1: worried about. I wasn't worried about other things. But I
Speaker 1: was retching this stuff and people were saying, this is
Speaker 1: what it was, this is what it's like in school
Speaker 1: right now. I mean it's crazy. Anyways, full disclosure, The
Speaker 1: show is amazing. I will tell you. I always knews
Speaker 1: and Dia was you know, a star and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: She is a star. This girl is amazing in it.
Speaker 1: The music is awesome, the actors are insane, the directing,
Speaker 1: the producing, I'm all in. I'm on episode seven. It's
Speaker 1: on season and I've heard but how many seasons are there?
Speaker 1: I don't know, maybe three. So I have a thing
Speaker 1: about starting shows that they need to have at least
Speaker 1: three seasons because I'm not interested. If you only because
Speaker 1: you just watched the last one, yeah, it's well, exactly
Speaker 1: like I want to do with Ozarks, but I am
Speaker 1: We'll get to that in a second about Ozarks. Zendia, Zendia,
Speaker 1: I always say it wrong. It was a problem when
Speaker 1: I worked at Extra. I'd have to redo voiceovers all
Speaker 1: the time. And I say it so respectfully because she
Speaker 1: is incredible, I know, as an actress. But also bringing
Speaker 1: it back to the style. Who is this girl's stylist.
Speaker 1: It's beautiful. She's saying her style is so sick. Every
Speaker 1: time I see her on a red carpet, which, by
Speaker 1: the way, half the time I don't even know who
Speaker 1: these people are on a red carpet. Because I'm terrible
Speaker 1: with entertainment, Hi, I still work an extra check us
Speaker 1: out weeknights at seven. UM. I don't know who anyone is,
Speaker 1: but her style is dope. Meanwhile, speaking of style, I
Speaker 1: am about to put back on the comfy brace because
Speaker 1: I haven't been wearing this lately and I noticed my
Speaker 1: posture is terrible. For those of you that don't know
Speaker 1: what this is, if you can see me, if you're
Speaker 1: watching on YouTube. If not, I am going to just
Speaker 1: narrate what this is. Aaron introduced me to this about
Speaker 1: a year ago. It's for my posture. It looks like
Speaker 1: a little backpack and you just tighten the straps and
Speaker 1: I need to do it more often. But anyways, so
Speaker 1: fine euphoria. Aaron also incrediball. Yeah, this posture thing, comfy brace.
Speaker 1: Oh you know what I'll put on our I g Terry.
Speaker 1: I used to wear this on Sundays when I did
Speaker 1: highlights because no one could see me. I'd wear it
Speaker 1: all day and Terry came over in the Terry voice
Speaker 1: and said, what do you wear? And is that like
Speaker 1: a backpack? I go, no, Terry, It's called the comfy brace.
Speaker 1: So I put it on him and he did a
Speaker 1: whole ad, like a fake ad for it, and it
Speaker 1: was hysterical. And I'm like, dude, how are you not
Speaker 1: a spokesperson for this? He is, Oh my god, it's amazing.
Speaker 1: But Ozark's one more thing about euphoria. Do you remember
Speaker 1: my so called life look very linebackery like that? Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: of course I remember that. With Claire Day's euphoria is
Speaker 1: my so called life literally on fatnol. It's so good.
Speaker 1: It's so good. You will, Carissa, you will love it.
Speaker 1: It's it's it's a lot, but it's so good. I um,
Speaker 1: I need to be in the right mindset for shows,
Speaker 1: and I'm now in the right mindset for Ozarks. And
Speaker 1: I like to watch at the Lake because now it
Speaker 1: feels like, oh it's happening at a late I know,
Speaker 1: I'm seven years late to this whole thing. I get, okay,
Speaker 1: but um, better late than never. I feel really bad
Speaker 1: for kids these days. I really do well, like you
Speaker 1: just said, like all the pressures, Like I mean, I
Speaker 1: haven't even watched an episode of this show, and I
Speaker 1: already feel like anxiety thinking about what these kids have
Speaker 1: to deal with and we didn't have social media. I
Speaker 1: was talking to a group of people about this very
Speaker 1: subject today about different celebrities. That celebrity used to be
Speaker 1: this thing that was so incredible because we didn't have
Speaker 1: access to them. We only saw them in movies. We
Speaker 1: only saw them in interviews, the Oprah sit downs, the
Speaker 1: g m A, the Today Show. Now I heard Kiana
Speaker 1: Reeves is on TikTok. I don't want to see Kiano
Speaker 1: Reeves on TikTok. I want to see him in point break,
Speaker 1: You know, I want to, I don't. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I just feel like sometimes now everyone is so accessible
Speaker 1: that it makes me I don't know. I just feel
Speaker 1: bad for teenagers these days, and maybe they're just fine
Speaker 1: and they don't know any different. And I said this
Speaker 1: to my dad one time. I was like, I'm terrified
Speaker 1: to raise kids if I ever have kids, and this generation.
Speaker 1: He goes, Okay, Carissa, calm down. Scott Thompson voice, calm down,
Speaker 1: he goes, you think it was difficult in the Ice
Speaker 1: Age to raise kids. It was, and they got through it.
Speaker 1: So again, classics always always putting things in perspective. But
Speaker 1: I just think back on the things that we had
Speaker 1: to deal with in high school or junior high. And
Speaker 1: I have nieces now that are in junior high. And
Speaker 1: some of the ships that they tell me, I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I didn't have to deal with any
Speaker 1: of that until ten years ago. And I'm forty. I'm
Speaker 1: a man, I'm forty. So yeah, okay, Well, I'll watch
Speaker 1: it writing it down. I have a lot of shows
Speaker 1: to watch. And Ozark is amazing, and Jason Bateman is unbelievable,
Speaker 1: Laura Lenny is fantastic. All the characters are amazing in it.
Speaker 1: Julie Garner is it Julia Garner the Daughter, She's adorable.
Speaker 1: Ruth is fantastic. Hold on, she just got casted for
Speaker 1: the Madonna. While you're looking for that, you look it up.
Speaker 1: Write this down. My next thing on my list was
Speaker 1: I was traveling this past week. I went to Baltimore,
Speaker 1: got to interview Mark Andrews. What a dream of that
Speaker 1: little cute? Yeah? How did it go? Tell me? He
Speaker 1: was fantastic. So he is not a guy that says
Speaker 1: a lot. If you look at his Instagram page, it's football, football, football.
Speaker 1: He is about his business. But one of the many
Speaker 1: reasons I love doing the NFL Brother Interviews exactly. He
Speaker 1: could be hot. Mark Andrew is hot. I told him
Speaker 1: to I probably be very uncomfortable, but he's very attractive. Um,
Speaker 1: he is all about his business, but he signed up
Speaker 1: big contract, had the best, you know, year of his
Speaker 1: short tenured professional career last year All Pro, and I
Speaker 1: just loved talking to him. I'm excited for that interview
Speaker 1: to come out. But I was in the hotel and
Speaker 1: I was just scrolling through whatever TV friends You have
Speaker 1: watched Friends forever? I haven't. I'm always late again to everything.
Speaker 1: I wrote down my second Ranchel, you're so Rachel. Wait,
Speaker 1: Ross and Rachel had a kid? Yeah, Emma, I didn't
Speaker 1: know that. They were at a playground and they were
Speaker 1: talking about the kid. The kid was in the stroller,
Speaker 1: and then Jennifer Aniston, Um, Rachel was on the swing
Speaker 1: and then she didn't want to swing, and I was like, wait,
Speaker 1: when did they have a kid? I knew that there
Speaker 1: was like the whole back and forth that they I know,
Speaker 1: Aaron's rolling her eyes. All right, we'll go right past that.
Speaker 1: What other what other friends question did you have? No,
Speaker 1: that was the main one that I had. I know
Speaker 1: they had a kid. A lot of A C talk
Speaker 1: on this because my third one is air in the
Speaker 1: hotel room with the A C. My A C broke
Speaker 1: in the hotel room and it's two o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 1: Now I get an e er Not that show, George Clooney,
Speaker 1: I get an e er notification on my A C.
Speaker 1: I'm not calling down the maintenance guys. Not there. It's
Speaker 1: two o'clock in the morning. I'm sweating. It's Baltimore. What
Speaker 1: are we supposed to do their getting there? You call
Speaker 1: get me into a suite immediately. I would like an upgrade.
Speaker 1: The presidential suite, by the way, NFL Films really doesn't big,
Speaker 1: but the presidential suite was not. It was more vice presidential,
Speaker 1: but either way, it was lovely. It just had no
Speaker 1: air conditioning. What's next on the list? Um? Next on
Speaker 1: my list is? It kind of goes along with me purging.
Speaker 1: I'm a fluctuator with weight, and in the summer, I'm
Speaker 1: usually the heaviest because I need it eating like full
Speaker 1: meals usually during this season, and it won't be like
Speaker 1: that this year because I'm only doing one game a week.
Speaker 1: But I don't really only have time for lunch because
Speaker 1: I'm just like, you know, racing around. It's usually like
Speaker 1: a thing is super something like that. But now it's like,
Speaker 1: I got time, and I'm also working out really really well,
Speaker 1: so I feel like I'm eating more um. And I
Speaker 1: was just making fun of myself. Well. When I was
Speaker 1: doing the purge, it was really hard to I was like,
Speaker 1: how am I wearing these pants during the season? But
Speaker 1: I literally am a size lighter during this season. Any Who,
Speaker 1: seven Slider, I saw you that one I got bad
Speaker 1: at you that one year. Oh that's because I was, well,
Speaker 1: I launched a clothing line and you'll see, you'll see,
Speaker 1: and I was working two games a week and I
Speaker 1: was just trying to do a protein and vegetable diet.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I got my head looked huge and my
Speaker 1: body was really really small. I just remember being in
Speaker 1: the gym and Troy's like, yeah, you've lost a lot
Speaker 1: of white. And then Joe texted me during the game
Speaker 1: and said, you look really skinny, and I was like, Jesus,
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to do that. I just was trying
Speaker 1: to eat better because I eat like ship. Anyways, I
Speaker 1: was really proud of myself because there's a full bag
Speaker 1: of Dorito's upstairs, and I really wanted to like nail
Speaker 1: it open, but I had a nice little apple with
Speaker 1: some peanut butter on it. But that's because we're going
Speaker 1: to dinner tonight. I'm gonna f up some um like
Speaker 1: hot dogs, well not hot dogs, but pigs in a blanket.
Speaker 1: I'm going to Tower Bar for the first time. I'm
Speaker 1: so excited. Okay, I don't I am. I am not
Speaker 1: a social girl. I am not about town. I don't
Speaker 1: know any of the cool spots. I'm literally having to
Speaker 1: text you or other people that I know that go out.
Speaker 1: I mean, like, what are the cool spots? Because evidence
Speaker 1: by my show itinerary, I'm always five years later. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: let's go to um Katana. They're like, yeah, that's not
Speaker 1: cool anymore for sushi Carrissa on Sunset. But you're going
Speaker 1: to Tower Bar. Okay, welcome. I'm very excited. Thank you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's sexy. That's a very sexy bar. I know, I
Speaker 1: don't know what to wear. I I donated all my jeans. No,
Speaker 1: that's I I forgot about that place. That's a great spot. Fact.
Speaker 1: Actually we'll say that for until I get my friend's permission.
Speaker 1: She was dating someone very famous and he threw her
Speaker 1: birthday party there cute uh huh, And I'll get her permission,
Speaker 1: but that could be a teaser. She probably won't care.
Speaker 1: It was really, what do I wear? They're just for
Speaker 1: a girlfriend's like dinner. Oh, that's just it looks like
Speaker 1: I don't care if care because I've seen I've seen
Speaker 1: Courtney Cox and Jennifer Anison. I feel like that's a
Speaker 1: real place. They're photographed and they're always in like a
Speaker 1: gene situation. Okay, well here again, let's bring this back,
Speaker 1: circuitous route, back to the subject at hand. I don't
Speaker 1: ever go out, so I went to the Polo Lounge,
Speaker 1: which I should have known better, shouldn't know better to
Speaker 1: fall in love with you? Um, I wore jeans with
Speaker 1: holes with our friends, so embarrassing. It was under their reservation.
Speaker 1: I forgot the protocol on like not wearing jeans with
Speaker 1: holes because it's Los Angeles. I know we're not allowed
Speaker 1: to wear them. You're a lad to wear jeans at
Speaker 1: the Polo lounge at the Beverly Hills Hotel, but not
Speaker 1: with holes in it. I didn't think about it. I
Speaker 1: walked in the Maitre d came up to me through
Speaker 1: yoga pants over my jeans and said, here, just keep
Speaker 1: these over your jeans. I was mortified, mortified it wasn't
Speaker 1: under my do that. I didn't either. But meanwhile, the
Speaker 1: table next to me, the girl was in a full
Speaker 1: peacock uniform, and I was like, I got holes in
Speaker 1: my jeans, but this one whatever. Welcome to Los Angeles. Fine, um,
Speaker 1: which reminded me actually of everything goes back to Larry
Speaker 1: the time he wanted to go golfing and I was
Speaker 1: in jeans, and I go, I can't go to Riviera.
Speaker 1: I'm in jeans, and he goes, You're fine. You're not
Speaker 1: fine at a country club in jeans, Larry. So we go.
Speaker 1: I go, fine, we're gonna get kicked out. He goes, you,
Speaker 1: We're not getting kicked out. You're with me. Guess what.
Speaker 1: The pro came over and goes, Larry, you know she
Speaker 1: can't wear jeans. He goes, he made me put rain
Speaker 1: pants on over my jeans to go down to the driving.
Speaker 1: I swear to god. He went in the locker room
Speaker 1: at Riviera pulled rate Larry's legs are half my size.
Speaker 1: I am. I am trying to put his rain pants
Speaker 1: on over my jeans, which I knew that I wasn't
Speaker 1: allowed to wear jeans there. That's one thing I know.
Speaker 1: And then go down to the driving range and hit
Speaker 1: golf balls and I go, where are you gonna hit golfles?
Speaker 1: He goes my back hurts, you're gonna hit golf balls.
Speaker 1: I go, we did all of this for me to
Speaker 1: hit golf balls, and you're not even hitting golf bells. Anyways,
Speaker 1: I'm bringing it back to the fact that at Tower Bar,
Speaker 1: where jeans don't wear holes, you might get kicked out.
Speaker 1: And I don't want your first experience to be on
Speaker 1: the curb. Is it a dark gene or a light Jane?
Speaker 1: This is very stee called Larry. I don't have any
Speaker 1: dark like I have. Like we got into that conversation
Speaker 1: the other day when I went to do the interview.
Speaker 1: You can't do interviews in the light jeans. It seems
Speaker 1: like you don't care. Dartn't do an interview in a
Speaker 1: light gene. I didn't even do a gene anymore. I'm
Speaker 1: more of a slack girl. Now, whoa that shots at me?
Speaker 1: I wore jeans. No, I'm not shooting at you. I
Speaker 1: just wouldn't do it. I gotta do a dark gene.
Speaker 1: You gotta do a gene. It's yeah, but you gotta
Speaker 1: do like a cute just like sexy kind of top.
Speaker 1: When I say sexy, I it's that top I sent
Speaker 1: you and Kelly. That doesn't look like it's Haines, but
Speaker 1: it's Jessica b all Award. I'm gonna wear that. You
Speaker 1: gotta style that thing out though it's all coming together.
Speaker 1: Here's my question though. The T shirt that Aaron's referring
Speaker 1: to is like a five dollar T shirt, which Jessica
Speaker 1: bull inflation. Um so it's thirty five dollars, but it's
Speaker 1: cotton and it looks incredible when paired with the right slack.
Speaker 1: Here's my thing. I'm not a steamer. I'm not. I
Speaker 1: don't like to iron. I don't like to steam. So
Speaker 1: I'll take chances and I go out and now that
Speaker 1: things wrinkled, and I I'm halfway to the dinner and
Speaker 1: I'm like, I should have just ironed this, but I
Speaker 1: don't like ironing, you iron. I'm a steamer. I love
Speaker 1: a stand up steamer. I have one, not a Stanley steamer.
Speaker 1: That's different. It's my favorite we're big steamers in our house.
Speaker 1: So wait, we'll walk me through. This is the steam
Speaker 1: I haven't always in years? Is the steamer always in
Speaker 1: the closet? Huh, it's in my closet, it's stood up,
Speaker 1: it's got water in it, it's ready to go. Jart
Speaker 1: brings his stuff in. I do my stuff. I steam everything.
Speaker 1: What do you do when you go to hotels? Because
Speaker 1: this was my issue the other day. I put the
Speaker 1: jacket in the bathroom, started the shower, trying to get
Speaker 1: the steam to go, and you know that move, and
Speaker 1: anyone that's ever been to a hotel, you try to
Speaker 1: use that by darning it and there's the iron residue
Speaker 1: from the water, and that first move, that first steam
Speaker 1: move you do. Now the top is ruined. Now we're fucked.
Speaker 1: And then you say to yourself, this is exactly why
Speaker 1: I don't steam. I travel with a portable steamer, or
Speaker 1: find out the hotel I'm going to. I asked them
Speaker 1: to leave a steamer in my room. You travel with
Speaker 1: a portable steamer, where do you have room in this
Speaker 1: bag between the zip block bags of all of your
Speaker 1: incredible I walked into Aaron's room one time we were
Speaker 1: in Arizona. Remember this, and you had, Yeah, it was
Speaker 1: for a fox thing. And I walked into your room
Speaker 1: and you've just gotten there. You fold down, you at
Speaker 1: the fold down thing of all of the um whatever
Speaker 1: lotions and potions you use. I'm lucky if I'm using
Speaker 1: the hotel lotion. This is why you look like you're twelve. Fuck.
Speaker 1: I think I brought a steamer to that too. Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1: Are you checking a bag? No, I don't ever check
Speaker 1: a bag. Where are we fitting the steamer in this well?
Speaker 1: I also fed acts a package to my game because
Speaker 1: I got three outfits. I gotta try because you don't know.
Speaker 1: You think it's gonna be sixty and nice, but what
Speaker 1: happens all of a sudden if there's like a storm front.
Speaker 1: So I got to send all my ship. I packed
Speaker 1: two outfits for a game, plus a steamer. Plus you
Speaker 1: gotta bring work out. You've got to bring going out
Speaker 1: to dinner, you got to bring your lounge, You've got
Speaker 1: to bring your PJS. You're incredibles. Oh my god, you
Speaker 1: are we going to pack your meeting outfit? If it's no?
Speaker 1: If not, if you're going to dinner after, you can't
Speaker 1: you're not got a ready episode via tutorial on how
Speaker 1: to travel? Because now that I'm gonna have to get
Speaker 1: back out in the streets, I would love a tutorial
Speaker 1: on how to travel. This is what I would do. Okay.
Speaker 1: If I had a game on a Sunday and we
Speaker 1: had to show up on a Friday for a feature,
Speaker 1: you have every Sunday, Okay, so let's just got to
Speaker 1: start there. So say I have a feature on Friday,
Speaker 1: so I travel on a Thursday. So I'd write are
Speaker 1: because that's what the kids right for Thursday? And I'd
Speaker 1: write we're not doing No, what do you mean the kids?
Speaker 1: Did you learn that on your phone? On it? It's
Speaker 1: my list? So I write travel. What is travel consist
Speaker 1: of what I'm wearing on the plane? Well, what am
Speaker 1: I going to do when I get in the hotel?
Speaker 1: Get in my pjs? So I write pj's. But I
Speaker 1: also need my pillow, so I write fellow. Then I
Speaker 1: go to Friday. Friday is usually my sit down interview.
Speaker 1: So what do I want to do before the sit
Speaker 1: down interview? I want to work out, so I need
Speaker 1: workout clothes. What am I doing next? I'm doing the
Speaker 1: sit down interview? I write pants top heels, but a
Speaker 1: lot of the times I don't like to walk more
Speaker 1: only on Siday and the games on Sunday. We got
Speaker 1: a lot more packing to do, and this doesn't hold
Speaker 1: on check a A lot of times I don't like
Speaker 1: to walk through the football facility in my heels because
Speaker 1: they're too high and I don't do very well. So
Speaker 1: I'll bring a sensible shoe. Alright, baby, this one's a
Speaker 1: little baby deer that you can't walk in heels. And
Speaker 1: so also, who says sensible shoe? Are we are? We? Are?
Speaker 1: We paying attention to the tracking number? My thing is
Speaker 1: the package wouldn't show up there. This is crazy. That's
Speaker 1: why I love her so much. You know what I
Speaker 1: also do to help A fun fact, the high and
Speaker 1: the low of each christ This is insane Jim Cantor,
Speaker 1: well he was on episode twenty four here with us.
Speaker 1: Are you insane? Saying the low? So I know if
Speaker 1: I need a jacket, a sweater, or if I'm doing
Speaker 1: a tank top, here's what. Okay, a couple of things here.
Speaker 1: This is also you need and the socks and bra
Speaker 1: for every outfit. Okay, I'm gonna I'm just gonna I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna put it out there because this is who
Speaker 1: I am now. I sometimes don't pack enough underwear because
Speaker 1: I think to myself, like, oh, I'm only gonna need
Speaker 1: this in this Sometimes I'll just flip that. Sometimes you
Speaker 1: gotta flip the underwear inside out. You gotta do it.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm so I'm sorry. Is that better
Speaker 1: than not wearing underwear in this high waisted gene and
Speaker 1: now I've got an infection? No, Sometimes you gotta flip.
Speaker 1: This is what I used to go camping, and this
Speaker 1: is what you do. Or I've never had to watch
Speaker 1: them in this thing, but I will watch them in
Speaker 1: this thing. And I am very clean, as you know
Speaker 1: from my you know tutorial on shower you do it
Speaker 1: tutorial unpacking. I do a tutorial showers. So when I
Speaker 1: flip those under her inside out, it's like I'm like,
Speaker 1: I don't know which side is which because they're both
Speaker 1: so clean. Okay, I guess what I'm not facing and
Speaker 1: I'm taking one carry onfa These are very easy to pack,
Speaker 1: and these are very easy to sandies aren't big? I know,
Speaker 1: and I have I have a thing. I don't have
Speaker 1: full bottom underwherever I think that dingy. Only things people do.
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, no, I don't know. I'm saying
Speaker 1: I just dingy. I'm saying I flip under her inside out?
Speaker 1: Who did You're calling full button underwear dingy when you're
Speaker 1: wearing both sides of them. I think you need to
Speaker 1: readdress that situation. I'm just letting you know that in
Speaker 1: a pinch, sometimes you gotta do a flip. Okay, and
Speaker 1: my pasture ever want to be on a pitch in
Speaker 1: the road. So this is what okay at this point,
Speaker 1: So I mean that's where I'm saying. The temperature. I
Speaker 1: also think two undy is a day because you do
Speaker 1: the workout dyes in your day. Yeah yeah, yeah, no,
Speaker 1: that part I get it. But again, I shower so much,
Speaker 1: a lot of swapping of the andies. We're all out
Speaker 1: of time. Thank you for joining us on the Calm
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