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Speaker 1: Calm Down with Aaron and Carissa is a production of

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Speaker 1: I Heart Radio. I mean, ladies and gentlemen, buckle your seatbelts.

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Speaker 1: Aaron and I have a lot to discuss. First of all,

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Speaker 1: the heat. Welcome to the Calm Down Podcast. I am

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Speaker 1: not in the middle of menopause, but I can only

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Speaker 1: imagine this is what it's like. It's warm in l A.

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Speaker 1: The humidity is high. I am just hot. I'm hot

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Speaker 1: all over the place, and I can't believe I went

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Speaker 1: to school in Florida and grew up in Tampa. Because

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Speaker 1: we're talking a hundred degrees. I feel bad even fitching

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Speaker 1: right now, our friends and our listeners in Baton Rouge,

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Speaker 1: all the places that it gets real hot. I am

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Speaker 1: just hot right now. A C A C. Green. I

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Speaker 1: am the person that I loved him amazing. I am

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Speaker 1: the person that has my mother's voice in my head

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Speaker 1: when the A C is running of like we're what

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Speaker 1: this costs a lot of money to put a C

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Speaker 1: on all day? And if I leave it on, I

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Speaker 1: have this thought in my head, like I love the

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Speaker 1: A C on upstairs, but I've never been but in

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Speaker 1: this part of being in a where I'm like I'm

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Speaker 1: willing to spend the money. But then in the middle

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Speaker 1: of the night last night, I woke up because I

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Speaker 1: heard it running. I had somehow that little nest thing

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Speaker 1: van a white twirled the thing so far down it

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Speaker 1: was on fifty degrees. It was a nice didn't blow up,

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Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. And I was like, I was like, oh,

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Speaker 1: it feels so good in here. Roll was on fifty.

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Speaker 1: I can't wait for that bill at the end of

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Speaker 1: the month. I mean, but that's there's certain things when

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Speaker 1: you become an adult. Turning off lights, the a C

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Speaker 1: running when you're not home. All I think about is

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Speaker 1: my mother going, do you think we're made of money?

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Speaker 1: Turn off these lights? Do not run the air conditioning

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Speaker 1: when you're not home. But yes, it is hot and

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Speaker 1: I smell great. I'm using that double deodorant move that

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Speaker 1: you and Julian told me. Said that the dove, then

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Speaker 1: the Donna Karen, the dove, then the Donna Karen. I

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Speaker 1: know you got away from it. Nothing that's helping me now,

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Speaker 1: all right, what happens. It's gone. They're not making it anymore.

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Speaker 1: Everything is not smelling good. It's a whole thing. It's

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Speaker 1: not good. That's adulting. I'm gonna tell you another adulting thing.

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Speaker 1: And I actually put out on my I g and

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Speaker 1: here I am boring myself out for more endorsements. But hey, nest,

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Speaker 1: if you're interested, I'm you're a girl. So you know,

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Speaker 1: Jared comes home, he's been gone for a week. Our

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Speaker 1: alarm system blows up. Another thing that happened. Our fire

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Speaker 1: alarms started going off one day and they made all

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Speaker 1: the fire alarms in the house go off at once.

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Speaker 1: If you have an animal, smoke alarms so hard for

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Speaker 1: them smoke alarms. I don't know how to make them stop.

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Speaker 1: So I just stood outside my house and basically waited

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Speaker 1: for the fire department because I was like, I don't

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Speaker 1: know how to make these stop. While our electrician is

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Speaker 1: so great, he came over and started pulling him off

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Speaker 1: the wall because if one's going off, it makes the

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Speaker 1: whole thing go off. Well, we have like fifteen in

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Speaker 1: our house. I'm not gonna pull them all off the wall. Yes,

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Speaker 1: very rich is so much, so I'm for indorsment. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So I last, we're having a lovely dinner. Before we

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Speaker 1: watched the last two episodes of Ozark, which you have

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Speaker 1: to start because it's so amazing. We're having this dinner

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Speaker 1: and I hear it's somewhere in this house. I can't

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Speaker 1: do it. I looked at Jarrett and I said, we're moving.

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Speaker 1: I'm done. I am done with this house. I'm throwing

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Speaker 1: it away. I'm so tired of it. He sits downstairs

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Speaker 1: for like thirty minutes waiting for this beep and the

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Speaker 1: dog's going nuts. So then everybody's telling us get these

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Speaker 1: Nest smoke detectors because they alert your phone. Kay, sign

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Speaker 1: me up. So the Nest is the one that that's

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Speaker 1: the little dial. I got a little bit excited about

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Speaker 1: and went too far. But it's everything's on your phone,

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Speaker 1: so it's great and again, not an AD yet, you

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Speaker 1: should do that. We'd love it to be an AD.

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Speaker 1: I realized I was up at the lake this weekend cooking.

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Speaker 1: making I was I was doing kebabs, but I didn't

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Speaker 1: because that's how I normally get the smoke alarms to subside.

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Speaker 1: I did. The like, there's no there's no fire alarms,

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Speaker 1: need you, don't. Thing could be on fire and no

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Speaker 1: this is a problem. Anyways, Let's go back to that

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Speaker 1: you're looking for the beep and you're creeping around, you

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Speaker 1: you're there and they go sometimes or even think it's

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Speaker 1: cadom of my shoe, Like I think it's a sneaker, right,

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Speaker 1: like like when you like drag your sneaker a little

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Speaker 1: my husband drive the sneaker? You can always talk what

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Speaker 1: are you talking? Obviously? Like defense, I want to see

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Speaker 1: it go Zone or Manda Man, I don't like Zone.

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Speaker 1: It's so boring to cover Big ten Wisconsin. Enough is

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Speaker 1: Ryan get over here on some questions for you at

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Speaker 1: halftime with Behive, I love Jim Behid Ryan. Can we

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Speaker 1: That's the cadest thing for all of you all on

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Speaker 1: did a thing for NFL films. Those bugs are insane.

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Speaker 1: What are we doing? I one time found one in

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Speaker 1: Corey Feldman. No, I was busy watching him and Goonies

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Speaker 1: Baby Ruf same time. It was before licensed to drive.

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Speaker 1: So for any of you guys, know that little beeping,

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Speaker 1: whether it's an alarm or a bug, nothing is more debilitating.

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Speaker 1: And then you think to yourself, I'm just gonna turn

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Speaker 1: the volume up louder on the TV and I won't hear.

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Speaker 1: But it's all you hear, and it's terrible. And Aaron's moving.

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Speaker 1: If anyone knows a real estate agent, they would love

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Speaker 1: to rep set you um when moving, or if Nest

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Speaker 1: Apparently everyone knows about these Nest things. I went to

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Speaker 1: Target today. They don't sell them. I asked for the

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Speaker 1: guy goes nest. Never heard of him. Okay, well that's

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Speaker 1: he needs to refresh his inventory. Listen if you guys

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Speaker 1: don't listen to the bringing, it's ten minutes of things

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Speaker 1: the full length. One of them was our list that

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Speaker 1: we have written down of the things that we want

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Speaker 1: and again Larry doesn't need to enter into every conversation

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Speaker 1: He always writes things down in real time. It's how

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Speaker 1: he ends up with different storylines. His is or mez

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Speaker 1: Mine is my phone. Fine, So I wrote down all

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Speaker 1: these things all week long because I'm always like, I

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Speaker 1: writes them down, has better handwriting. What's the first one

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Speaker 1: The first on mine is X out of the ads.

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Speaker 1: You know that little X, you know, the one on

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Speaker 1: your phone? Yeah, so you're scrolling through an article and

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Speaker 1: like then the AD pox up and do you want

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Speaker 1: to save temper set? You're missing out if you don't

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Speaker 1: save temper sent by filling out this email address. I

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Speaker 1: couldn't find the X. I'm searching around, can't find the X.

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Speaker 1: They make it so small on purpose because they want

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Speaker 1: want you to get frustrated and just sign it with

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Speaker 1: a goddamn flyer. And now in my inbox I got

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Speaker 1: seventy five in mail emails that I didn't want. It's

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Speaker 1: craziest thing. I was at a friend's house. I'm so.

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Speaker 1: tabs because I had over five hundred open. My girl

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Speaker 1: Jackie Quick had an absolute aneurysm because she was like,

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Speaker 1: what do you mean you've never closed out your tabs?

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Speaker 1: I had about five hundred tabs open. I didn't know

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Speaker 1: we were supposed to close them, like for instance right now,

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Speaker 1: I'll go see. I had no clue. They don't teach

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Speaker 1: you this stuff. Then. Wasn't your phone working at a

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Speaker 1: glacial paste tabs? This is inside. I don't know who

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Speaker 1: tells you to do this? Your phone it should be

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Speaker 1: working so slow, and you're always That's why you're always

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Speaker 1: looking for a charger, because that thing is working so hard.

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Speaker 1: The one thing that Jillian, I'm not always looking for

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Speaker 1: a charger, you know what? I do though, that just

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Speaker 1: for anyone that's O c D. And maybe this is

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Speaker 1: I don't know, you're not O c D. But you're

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Speaker 1: very clean and organized. No I'm not. I have seven thousand,

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Speaker 1: five hundred and sixty one emails. Well you see this?

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Speaker 1: See that that right there? Sociopath? Yeah, yeah, that's the one.

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Speaker 1: But I don't even know. I don't know what. Oh,

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Speaker 1: you know what, I just figured it out. I know

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Speaker 1: what those emails are. The emails of the ads that

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Speaker 1: I xed out of Sure, sure are, but yeah, at

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Speaker 1: long did it take you to x out of eighty

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Speaker 1: five open fucking Internet Explorer screens? Well, I was inebriated,

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Speaker 1: conversation at the quick house, I'll tell you that. And

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Speaker 1: I wasn't quick getting out of those tabs. I have

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Speaker 1: the gym and Troy's like, yeah, you've lost a lot

422
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:26,400
Speaker 1: of white. And then Joe texted me during the game

423
00:21:26,440 --> 00:21:29,160
Speaker 1: and said, you look really skinny, and I was like, Jesus,

424
00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:31,440
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to do that. I just was trying

425
00:21:31,480 --> 00:21:34,480
Speaker 1: to eat better because I eat like ship. Anyways, I

426
00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:36,720
Speaker 1: was really proud of myself because there's a full bag

427
00:21:36,760 --> 00:21:39,640
Speaker 1: of Dorito's upstairs, and I really wanted to like nail

428
00:21:39,680 --> 00:21:41,760
Speaker 1: it open, but I had a nice little apple with

429
00:21:41,840 --> 00:21:43,600
Speaker 1: some peanut butter on it. But that's because we're going

430
00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:46,720
Speaker 1: to dinner tonight. I'm gonna f up some um like

431
00:21:46,960 --> 00:21:50,240
Speaker 1: hot dogs, well not hot dogs, but pigs in a blanket.

432
00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:52,400
Speaker 1: I'm going to Tower Bar for the first time. I'm

433
00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:55,679
Speaker 1: so excited. Okay, I don't I am. I am not

434
00:21:55,720 --> 00:21:58,000
Speaker 1: a social girl. I am not about town. I don't

435
00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:00,040
Speaker 1: know any of the cool spots. I'm literally having to

436
00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:02,320
Speaker 1: text you or other people that I know that go out.

437
00:22:02,560 --> 00:22:05,400
Speaker 1: I mean, like, what are the cool spots? Because evidence

438
00:22:05,480 --> 00:22:09,919
Speaker 1: by my show itinerary, I'm always five years later. I'm like, oh,

439
00:22:10,119 --> 00:22:13,240
Speaker 1: let's go to um Katana. They're like, yeah, that's not

440
00:22:13,280 --> 00:22:17,040
Speaker 1: cool anymore for sushi Carrissa on Sunset. But you're going

441
00:22:17,080 --> 00:22:21,760
Speaker 1: to Tower Bar. Okay, welcome. I'm very excited. Thank you. Yeah,

442
00:22:21,760 --> 00:22:24,639
Speaker 1: it's sexy. That's a very sexy bar. I know, I

443
00:22:24,640 --> 00:22:30,159
Speaker 1: don't know what to wear. I I donated all my jeans. No,

444
00:22:30,280 --> 00:22:34,560
Speaker 1: that's I I forgot about that place. That's a great spot. Fact.

445
00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:38,320
Speaker 1: Actually we'll say that for until I get my friend's permission.

446
00:22:38,560 --> 00:22:41,359
Speaker 1: She was dating someone very famous and he threw her

447
00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:46,160
Speaker 1: birthday party there cute uh huh, And I'll get her permission,

448
00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:48,040
Speaker 1: but that could be a teaser. She probably won't care.

449
00:22:48,359 --> 00:22:50,320
Speaker 1: It was really, what do I wear? They're just for

450
00:22:50,359 --> 00:22:53,600
Speaker 1: a girlfriend's like dinner. Oh, that's just it looks like

451
00:22:53,680 --> 00:22:56,720
Speaker 1: I don't care if care because I've seen I've seen

452
00:22:56,800 --> 00:23:00,359
Speaker 1: Courtney Cox and Jennifer Anison. I feel like that's a

453
00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:02,520
Speaker 1: real place. They're photographed and they're always in like a

454
00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:06,800
Speaker 1: gene situation. Okay, well here again, let's bring this back,

455
00:23:07,240 --> 00:23:11,160
Speaker 1: circuitous route, back to the subject at hand. I don't

456
00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:13,480
Speaker 1: ever go out, so I went to the Polo Lounge,

457
00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:18,320
Speaker 1: which I should have known better, shouldn't know better to

458
00:23:18,359 --> 00:23:21,400
Speaker 1: fall in love with you? Um, I wore jeans with

459
00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:26,080
Speaker 1: holes with our friends, so embarrassing. It was under their reservation.

460
00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:29,760
Speaker 1: I forgot the protocol on like not wearing jeans with

461
00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:32,760
Speaker 1: holes because it's Los Angeles. I know we're not allowed

462
00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:34,960
Speaker 1: to wear them. You're a lad to wear jeans at

463
00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:37,119
Speaker 1: the Polo lounge at the Beverly Hills Hotel, but not

464
00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:40,359
Speaker 1: with holes in it. I didn't think about it. I

465
00:23:40,480 --> 00:23:42,920
Speaker 1: walked in the Maitre d came up to me through

466
00:23:43,040 --> 00:23:47,760
Speaker 1: yoga pants over my jeans and said, here, just keep

467
00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:51,600
Speaker 1: these over your jeans. I was mortified, mortified it wasn't

468
00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:55,160
Speaker 1: under my do that. I didn't either. But meanwhile, the

469
00:23:55,280 --> 00:23:57,600
Speaker 1: table next to me, the girl was in a full

470
00:23:57,600 --> 00:23:59,520
Speaker 1: peacock uniform, and I was like, I got holes in

471
00:23:59,560 --> 00:24:04,320
Speaker 1: my jeans, but this one whatever. Welcome to Los Angeles. Fine, um,

472
00:24:04,359 --> 00:24:07,760
Speaker 1: which reminded me actually of everything goes back to Larry

473
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:09,399
Speaker 1: the time he wanted to go golfing and I was

474
00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:11,720
Speaker 1: in jeans, and I go, I can't go to Riviera.

475
00:24:11,720 --> 00:24:14,960
Speaker 1: I'm in jeans, and he goes, You're fine. You're not

476
00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:17,880
Speaker 1: fine at a country club in jeans, Larry. So we go.

477
00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:19,879
Speaker 1: I go, fine, we're gonna get kicked out. He goes, you,

478
00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:22,480
Speaker 1: We're not getting kicked out. You're with me. Guess what.

479
00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:25,440
Speaker 1: The pro came over and goes, Larry, you know she

480
00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:27,880
Speaker 1: can't wear jeans. He goes, he made me put rain

481
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,520
Speaker 1: pants on over my jeans to go down to the driving.

482
00:24:30,760 --> 00:24:32,439
Speaker 1: I swear to god. He went in the locker room

483
00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:36,439
Speaker 1: at Riviera pulled rate Larry's legs are half my size.

484
00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:39,639
Speaker 1: I am. I am trying to put his rain pants

485
00:24:39,680 --> 00:24:41,800
Speaker 1: on over my jeans, which I knew that I wasn't

486
00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:43,560
Speaker 1: allowed to wear jeans there. That's one thing I know.

487
00:24:44,080 --> 00:24:46,159
Speaker 1: And then go down to the driving range and hit

488
00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:47,760
Speaker 1: golf balls and I go, where are you gonna hit golfles?

489
00:24:47,800 --> 00:24:50,040
Speaker 1: He goes my back hurts, you're gonna hit golf balls.

490
00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:51,560
Speaker 1: I go, we did all of this for me to

491
00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:54,880
Speaker 1: hit golf balls, and you're not even hitting golf bells. Anyways,

492
00:24:54,880 --> 00:24:57,160
Speaker 1: I'm bringing it back to the fact that at Tower Bar,

493
00:24:57,280 --> 00:24:59,800
Speaker 1: where jeans don't wear holes, you might get kicked out.

494
00:24:59,840 --> 00:25:01,480
Speaker 1: And I don't want your first experience to be on

495
00:25:01,520 --> 00:25:04,720
Speaker 1: the curb. Is it a dark gene or a light Jane?

496
00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:07,800
Speaker 1: This is very stee called Larry. I don't have any

497
00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:10,280
Speaker 1: dark like I have. Like we got into that conversation

498
00:25:10,320 --> 00:25:11,760
Speaker 1: the other day when I went to do the interview.

499
00:25:11,880 --> 00:25:13,920
Speaker 1: You can't do interviews in the light jeans. It seems

500
00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:16,520
Speaker 1: like you don't care. Dartn't do an interview in a

501
00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:18,920
Speaker 1: light gene. I didn't even do a gene anymore. I'm

502
00:25:18,920 --> 00:25:21,439
Speaker 1: more of a slack girl. Now, whoa that shots at me?

503
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:25,119
Speaker 1: I wore jeans. No, I'm not shooting at you. I

504
00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:27,639
Speaker 1: just wouldn't do it. I gotta do a dark gene.

505
00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:30,440
Speaker 1: You gotta do a gene. It's yeah, but you gotta

506
00:25:30,480 --> 00:25:32,840
Speaker 1: do like a cute just like sexy kind of top.

507
00:25:33,320 --> 00:25:37,080
Speaker 1: When I say sexy, I it's that top I sent

508
00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:39,639
Speaker 1: you and Kelly. That doesn't look like it's Haines, but

509
00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:43,359
Speaker 1: it's Jessica b all Award. I'm gonna wear that. You

510
00:25:43,480 --> 00:25:46,439
Speaker 1: gotta style that thing out though it's all coming together.

511
00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:49,600
Speaker 1: Here's my question though. The T shirt that Aaron's referring

512
00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:51,919
Speaker 1: to is like a five dollar T shirt, which Jessica

513
00:25:51,920 --> 00:25:57,400
Speaker 1: bull inflation. Um so it's thirty five dollars, but it's

514
00:25:57,400 --> 00:25:59,960
Speaker 1: cotton and it looks incredible when paired with the right slack.

515
00:26:00,520 --> 00:26:03,800
Speaker 1: Here's my thing. I'm not a steamer. I'm not. I

516
00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:06,360
Speaker 1: don't like to iron. I don't like to steam. So

517
00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:08,439
Speaker 1: I'll take chances and I go out and now that

518
00:26:08,480 --> 00:26:10,920
Speaker 1: things wrinkled, and I I'm halfway to the dinner and

519
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:12,879
Speaker 1: I'm like, I should have just ironed this, but I

520
00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:16,120
Speaker 1: don't like ironing, you iron. I'm a steamer. I love

521
00:26:16,119 --> 00:26:19,880
Speaker 1: a stand up steamer. I have one, not a Stanley steamer.

522
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:23,960
Speaker 1: That's different. It's my favorite we're big steamers in our house.

523
00:26:23,960 --> 00:26:26,200
Speaker 1: So wait, we'll walk me through. This is the steam

524
00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:29,119
Speaker 1: I haven't always in years? Is the steamer always in

525
00:26:29,160 --> 00:26:32,399
Speaker 1: the closet? Huh, it's in my closet, it's stood up,

526
00:26:32,440 --> 00:26:34,240
Speaker 1: it's got water in it, it's ready to go. Jart

527
00:26:34,320 --> 00:26:37,840
Speaker 1: brings his stuff in. I do my stuff. I steam everything.

528
00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:39,720
Speaker 1: What do you do when you go to hotels? Because

529
00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:41,280
Speaker 1: this was my issue the other day. I put the

530
00:26:41,359 --> 00:26:45,000
Speaker 1: jacket in the bathroom, started the shower, trying to get

531
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:47,159
Speaker 1: the steam to go, and you know that move, and

532
00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:49,320
Speaker 1: anyone that's ever been to a hotel, you try to

533
00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:53,360
Speaker 1: use that by darning it and there's the iron residue

534
00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:55,919
Speaker 1: from the water, and that first move, that first steam

535
00:26:55,920 --> 00:26:58,720
Speaker 1: move you do. Now the top is ruined. Now we're fucked.

536
00:26:58,880 --> 00:27:00,760
Speaker 1: And then you say to yourself, this is exactly why

537
00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:03,760
Speaker 1: I don't steam. I travel with a portable steamer, or

538
00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:07,200
Speaker 1: find out the hotel I'm going to. I asked them

539
00:27:07,240 --> 00:27:09,800
Speaker 1: to leave a steamer in my room. You travel with

540
00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:13,320
Speaker 1: a portable steamer, where do you have room in this

541
00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:15,920
Speaker 1: bag between the zip block bags of all of your

542
00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:18,800
Speaker 1: incredible I walked into Aaron's room one time we were

543
00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:22,560
Speaker 1: in Arizona. Remember this, and you had, Yeah, it was

544
00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:25,160
Speaker 1: for a fox thing. And I walked into your room

545
00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:29,639
Speaker 1: and you've just gotten there. You fold down, you at

546
00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:34,480
Speaker 1: the fold down thing of all of the um whatever

547
00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:37,960
Speaker 1: lotions and potions you use. I'm lucky if I'm using

548
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:41,080
Speaker 1: the hotel lotion. This is why you look like you're twelve. Fuck.

549
00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:44,199
Speaker 1: I think I brought a steamer to that too. Jesus Christ.

550
00:27:44,359 --> 00:27:47,760
Speaker 1: Are you checking a bag? No, I don't ever check

551
00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:50,560
Speaker 1: a bag. Where are we fitting the steamer in this well?

552
00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:54,320
Speaker 1: I also fed acts a package to my game because

553
00:27:54,320 --> 00:27:56,959
Speaker 1: I got three outfits. I gotta try because you don't know.

554
00:27:57,400 --> 00:28:00,119
Speaker 1: You think it's gonna be sixty and nice, but what

555
00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:02,639
Speaker 1: happens all of a sudden if there's like a storm front.

556
00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:06,000
Speaker 1: So I got to send all my ship. I packed

557
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:08,920
Speaker 1: two outfits for a game, plus a steamer. Plus you

558
00:28:08,960 --> 00:28:11,080
Speaker 1: gotta bring work out. You've got to bring going out

559
00:28:11,119 --> 00:28:13,520
Speaker 1: to dinner, you got to bring your lounge, You've got

560
00:28:13,520 --> 00:28:19,680
Speaker 1: to bring your PJS. You're incredibles. Oh my god, you

561
00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:26,439
Speaker 1: are we going to pack your meeting outfit? If it's no?

562
00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:29,480
Speaker 1: If not, if you're going to dinner after, you can't

563
00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:33,240
Speaker 1: you're not got a ready episode via tutorial on how

564
00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:34,840
Speaker 1: to travel? Because now that I'm gonna have to get

565
00:28:34,840 --> 00:28:37,280
Speaker 1: back out in the streets, I would love a tutorial

566
00:28:37,359 --> 00:28:40,600
Speaker 1: on how to travel. This is what I would do. Okay.

567
00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:42,840
Speaker 1: If I had a game on a Sunday and we

568
00:28:42,920 --> 00:28:44,920
Speaker 1: had to show up on a Friday for a feature,

569
00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:48,000
Speaker 1: you have every Sunday, Okay, so let's just got to

570
00:28:48,040 --> 00:28:50,680
Speaker 1: start there. So say I have a feature on Friday,

571
00:28:50,720 --> 00:28:53,400
Speaker 1: so I travel on a Thursday. So I'd write are

572
00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:56,160
Speaker 1: because that's what the kids right for Thursday? And I'd

573
00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:59,800
Speaker 1: write we're not doing No, what do you mean the kids?

574
00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:02,280
Speaker 1: Did you learn that on your phone? On it? It's

575
00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:06,200
Speaker 1: my list? So I write travel. What is travel consist

576
00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:08,360
Speaker 1: of what I'm wearing on the plane? Well, what am

577
00:29:08,360 --> 00:29:09,800
Speaker 1: I going to do when I get in the hotel?

578
00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:12,760
Speaker 1: Get in my pjs? So I write pj's. But I

579
00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:16,040
Speaker 1: also need my pillow, so I write fellow. Then I

580
00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:19,440
Speaker 1: go to Friday. Friday is usually my sit down interview.

581
00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:21,240
Speaker 1: So what do I want to do before the sit

582
00:29:21,240 --> 00:29:23,680
Speaker 1: down interview? I want to work out, so I need

583
00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:26,680
Speaker 1: workout clothes. What am I doing next? I'm doing the

584
00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:30,760
Speaker 1: sit down interview? I write pants top heels, but a

585
00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:32,840
Speaker 1: lot of the times I don't like to walk more

586
00:29:32,920 --> 00:29:35,680
Speaker 1: only on Siday and the games on Sunday. We got

587
00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:37,720
Speaker 1: a lot more packing to do, and this doesn't hold

588
00:29:37,720 --> 00:29:39,720
Speaker 1: on check a A lot of times I don't like

589
00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:42,600
Speaker 1: to walk through the football facility in my heels because

590
00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:45,080
Speaker 1: they're too high and I don't do very well. So

591
00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:49,560
Speaker 1: I'll bring a sensible shoe. Alright, baby, this one's a

592
00:29:49,600 --> 00:29:52,120
Speaker 1: little baby deer that you can't walk in heels. And

593
00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:55,920
Speaker 1: so also, who says sensible shoe? Are we are? We? Are?

594
00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:58,480
Speaker 1: We paying attention to the tracking number? My thing is

595
00:29:58,480 --> 00:30:01,720
Speaker 1: the package wouldn't show up there. This is crazy. That's

596
00:30:01,720 --> 00:30:03,360
Speaker 1: why I love her so much. You know what I

597
00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:06,720
Speaker 1: also do to help A fun fact, the high and

598
00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:10,520
Speaker 1: the low of each christ This is insane Jim Cantor,

599
00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:13,479
Speaker 1: well he was on episode twenty four here with us.

600
00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:17,200
Speaker 1: Are you insane? Saying the low? So I know if

601
00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:19,400
Speaker 1: I need a jacket, a sweater, or if I'm doing

602
00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:22,920
Speaker 1: a tank top, here's what. Okay, a couple of things here.

603
00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:25,479
Speaker 1: This is also you need and the socks and bra

604
00:30:25,720 --> 00:30:27,959
Speaker 1: for every outfit. Okay, I'm gonna I'm just gonna I'm

605
00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:29,160
Speaker 1: just gonna put it out there because this is who

606
00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:32,440
Speaker 1: I am now. I sometimes don't pack enough underwear because

607
00:30:32,440 --> 00:30:34,400
Speaker 1: I think to myself, like, oh, I'm only gonna need

608
00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:37,480
Speaker 1: this in this Sometimes I'll just flip that. Sometimes you

609
00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:39,360
Speaker 1: gotta flip the underwear inside out. You gotta do it.

610
00:30:39,480 --> 00:30:43,120
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm so I'm sorry. Is that better

611
00:30:43,120 --> 00:30:45,160
Speaker 1: than not wearing underwear in this high waisted gene and

612
00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:47,680
Speaker 1: now I've got an infection? No, Sometimes you gotta flip.

613
00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:49,840
Speaker 1: This is what I used to go camping, and this

614
00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:52,120
Speaker 1: is what you do. Or I've never had to watch

615
00:30:52,120 --> 00:30:53,600
Speaker 1: them in this thing, but I will watch them in

616
00:30:53,600 --> 00:30:56,800
Speaker 1: this thing. And I am very clean, as you know

617
00:30:57,000 --> 00:31:00,720
Speaker 1: from my you know tutorial on shower you do it

618
00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:03,600
Speaker 1: tutorial unpacking. I do a tutorial showers. So when I

619
00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:05,920
Speaker 1: flip those under her inside out, it's like I'm like,

620
00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:08,040
Speaker 1: I don't know which side is which because they're both

621
00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:13,160
Speaker 1: so clean. Okay, I guess what I'm not facing and

622
00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:16,920
Speaker 1: I'm taking one carry onfa These are very easy to pack,

623
00:31:17,040 --> 00:31:20,640
Speaker 1: and these are very easy to sandies aren't big? I know,

624
00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:22,320
Speaker 1: and I have I have a thing. I don't have

625
00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:27,280
Speaker 1: full bottom underwherever I think that dingy. Only things people do.

626
00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:29,400
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, no, I don't know. I'm saying

627
00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:32,000
Speaker 1: I just dingy. I'm saying I flip under her inside out?

628
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:35,080
Speaker 1: Who did You're calling full button underwear dingy when you're

629
00:31:35,120 --> 00:31:37,360
Speaker 1: wearing both sides of them. I think you need to

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