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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to season one, Episode five

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Speaker 1: of Dirt Daily Nightgeist. Yeah, the season finale of our

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Speaker 1: hundred season. Uh. This is a production of I Heart Radio.

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Speaker 1: This is the podcast where we take a deep dive

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Speaker 1: into America's share consciousness and say, officially, off the top,

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Speaker 1: fuck Coke Industries and fuck Fox News. It's Friday, September twenty,

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Speaker 1: two thousand nineteen. My name is Jack O'Brien a K.

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Speaker 1: Jack can't give it to you fuck waiting for you

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Speaker 1: to get the news on your own. Jack gonna deliver

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Speaker 1: it to your knock knock, open up your ears. It's

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Speaker 1: real with the NonStop pop pop and takes hard to steal.

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Speaker 1: That is courtesy of Crossing Andy in the Morning, and

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Speaker 1: I'm grilled to be joined as always by my co host,

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Speaker 1: Mr Miles Crag Get this nickelback. Every time I do

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Speaker 1: it takes me back to those days in Tuscan and

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Speaker 1: knee did even care about my ead. Thank you for

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Speaker 1: super boer at Johnny Pompeii. I saw some other ones

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Speaker 1: that shook me to my core, um and you know thematically,

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Speaker 1: let's just just I don't want to even put handcuffs

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Speaker 1: on everyone's creativity, just you know, whatever it is these

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Speaker 1: limp biscuit ones, I'm seeing our fire. There's another one

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to do soon. Just whatever you want,

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Speaker 1: We're gonna stay in this range. I don't know. I'm

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Speaker 1: just saying. You know. What I'm saying is there are Radiohead.

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Speaker 1: Let's do Radiohead. Okay, we can do Radiohead to music. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Look Radiohead will be prioritized. But there's no promises because

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Speaker 1: sometimes someone First of all, I'm just gonna say it

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Speaker 1: V one. You better believe I'm singing this ship out

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Speaker 1: of that. Just not yet right, so need a little

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Speaker 1: more vocal warm up. Actually, also from Ross and Andy

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Speaker 1: in the Morning Now, preemptive credit of a future k

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Speaker 1: has never happened. I've never so excited pun looking at

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Speaker 1: my timeline. Well ship, we are thrilled to be joined

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Speaker 1: in our third seat by the hilarious and talent to tomorrow. Yehia, hello, hello,

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Speaker 1: thank you. I'm good. Yeah, we're thrilled to have you.

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Speaker 1: I'm a big fan of your Twitter. You are, yes,

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Speaker 1: thank you. Oh we follow each other? Oh really do we?

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe I follow you, I follow your

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Speaker 1: hey yeah, and then were okay, what did I say?

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Speaker 1: And only guests that follow me U And then we

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Speaker 1: ended up on the same email recently and I was like,

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Speaker 1: holy shit, it's the person's twittering jokes. Oh my god. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: thank you to us that all the Argentine soccer fans

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Speaker 1: out there. Yes, I'm from Argentina. Yeah, fifteen. You moved

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Speaker 1: up here in your fifteen. I was fifteen, although I

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Speaker 1: may have been saying that I was fifteen fifteen years ago.

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Speaker 1: So it's like I lost count. I was you. I

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Speaker 1: lost count of how many years? At one point I

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Speaker 1: just kept saying, but it's been like ten years. I

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Speaker 1: moved here when I was like twelve to fifteen. It

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Speaker 1: was middle school. Okay, look, we don't have to use details,

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean, because you might be into

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Speaker 1: some spycraft or something. We don't even know if that's

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Speaker 1: your name. You know my name is spycraft. Okay, spycraft

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Speaker 1: to the show. Um, and how was that transition for you? Um?

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Speaker 1: A nightmare? Yeah? It was. I started my period the

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Speaker 1: day after I moved to a big changes. Yeah. I

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Speaker 1: had no friends, I was, I had sits, I had

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Speaker 1: my parents were poor, and I was the immigrant that

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Speaker 1: started her period. The immigrant became an American woman on

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Speaker 1: day one. That's one of my favorite children's books. Actually,

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Speaker 1: that started her period. I'm writing it down. I'm actually

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Speaker 1: writing a book right now, and I seriously will consider.

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Speaker 1: All Right, we're gonna get to know you a little

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Speaker 1: bit better in a moment. First, we're gonna tell our

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Speaker 1: listeners a few of the things we're talking about today, Uh,

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Speaker 1: such as Justin Trudeau who can't stop doing black face,

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Speaker 1: at a certain point in his life where he could

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Speaker 1: he liked. He liked doing that, he thought it was big.

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Speaker 1: Harry Belafonte. Uh, we're gonna talk about this Trump whistleblower story.

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Speaker 1: What we know, what we're waiting to find out at

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Speaker 1: this moment, which is yesterday for those listening. Uh. We're

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Speaker 1: gonna talk about border patrol agents who are feeling sad

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Speaker 1: and down in the dumps. We're gonna talk about Instagram

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Speaker 1: and actually doing something I don't know, kind of good

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Speaker 1: for people. Maybe all right, Trader Joe's are doing the

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Speaker 1: gonna talk about the navy. They have basically done a

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Speaker 1: villain monologue and admitted those UFO videos are real, but

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Speaker 1: you were never supposed to see them, which is a

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Speaker 1: weird thing to drop in be like, but you never

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Speaker 1: they never should have gotten. Now we're gonna talk about

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Speaker 1: the area fifty one raid, all sorts of ship today.

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Speaker 1: But first, Tam, what is something from your search history

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Speaker 1: that's revealing about who you are? Um, I'll tell you

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Speaker 1: the last thing I searched, which is revealing, Uh, what

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Speaker 1: is and what is it? Yeah? I want to know

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Speaker 1: the answer to that. It's not as a soup in

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Speaker 1: my mind, that's the that's that's the extent of what

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Speaker 1: I know worst to be. Yeah, it's a beat soup

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Speaker 1: and sour cream, right, and you have like a dollop

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Speaker 1: of creme in there something. I don't remember that part,

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Speaker 1: remember being like, it's not red enough to look like beats,

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Speaker 1: and it's delicious. It would never had it What sparked

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Speaker 1: the borsched inquiry. I was writing like a parody Russian

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Speaker 1: language tutorial, and I needed the host to be holding

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Speaker 1: something Russian, so she's holding up bors and a borshed

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Speaker 1: and russ. I thought it was just a nickname for abortions,

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Speaker 1: just flippant another bush bobo. The borscht belt is was

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Speaker 1: the thing, right, That's where I have most often heard that.

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Speaker 1: I feel like it would be cool if there was

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Speaker 1: a bootleg Porsche that was called that would be like

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Speaker 1: a Simpsons joke because like there was that one car

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Speaker 1: that Homer is buying where it's like, oh, the country

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Speaker 1: that this is from doesn't exist anymore, but in age

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Speaker 1: trying to shift, this is the borst four eleven. Are

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Speaker 1: there cars in the world, Yeah, I know in China

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Speaker 1: there are cars that that are straight ripoffs of like

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Speaker 1: but completely just taking the design like intellectual property stuff,

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Speaker 1: staying or Mercedes, Oh my god, the Lord Locust or

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Speaker 1: some ship that would actually just be a great like

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Speaker 1: Instagram account of just like cars in like other countries,

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Speaker 1: them that are like made on a farm somewhere with

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Speaker 1: like loose parts from like other machinery, and here's a

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Speaker 1: Lincoln's navigation. It's like, have you been in a cardiac escapade?

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Speaker 1: Wrappers driving? What is something you think is overrated? I

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Speaker 1: did some last weekend. It was a miserable time, first time,

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Speaker 1: like about it is finding it. You know, you're like,

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Speaker 1: oh sick, come, oh no, how did it get here?

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Speaker 1: How much blood was spilled on its way to my brain?

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Speaker 1: I'm just going to start collecting cocaine. Collect Yeah, like

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Speaker 1: somebody soda bottles and ships. This is some eighties cocaine

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Speaker 1: from Miami. Oh wow, is it? Do you do it? No? No, no,

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Speaker 1: you'll be up all night. You'll be up all night.

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Speaker 1: I don't even drink caffeine, like I never. If I

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Speaker 1: have to, If I have to write a show bible

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Speaker 1: it's not gonna work. Uh shit, depressing. Yeah. I I

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Speaker 1: also wasn't a fan when I did it. It just

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Speaker 1: seemed like extra strong caffeine to me, whereas other stimulants

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Speaker 1: have I've enjoyed more. Just trip, man, it's how about

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Speaker 1: the trips, dude? You know what I mean? Trip? No,

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Speaker 1: not the drip that would number your throat and then

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Speaker 1: you're gagging in front of a group of people when

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Speaker 1: you so, you're like hallucinogeny. I like to go. I

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Speaker 1: prefer to expand the outer reaches of my mind. Yes,

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Speaker 1: at least I found the most growth out of those.

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Speaker 1: Versus again, you do like suppers and you are talking

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Speaker 1: about literally a bar that you want, a sports bar

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Speaker 1: you want to make I keep saying this example a lot,

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Speaker 1: it's based on trivia that would be shared common ground

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Speaker 1: with the people at the bar. You already sound like

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Speaker 1: on sentences. Yeah, no way, no way, yeah, versus like

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Speaker 1: that a psychological experiment? I've never felt more terrible. And

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Speaker 1: snippets of information. I love that I felt like I

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Speaker 1: me of my friend in high school. The first time

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Speaker 1: to do something. And when he got home, his mom

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Speaker 1: because it was just too It was literally like a

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Speaker 1: just basically went to like just nonverbal and was like,

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Speaker 1: what's going on? Right? What did you do? So many

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Speaker 1: times when I've been like too high and I wish

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Speaker 1: you're just like everybody hates me. Yeah, yeah, exactly was

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Speaker 1: that's crazy. Trump doesn't have sex with her anymore? Right,

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Speaker 1: what well, what are we defining as sex any touching?

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Speaker 1: I don't know, There is no no. I don't want

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Speaker 1: to know. I don't need to know because I have

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Speaker 1: enough real life horror in front of me. Yeah, it's true.

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Speaker 1: There is a story from the I think it's the

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Speaker 1: nineties where he took a woman out to dinner and

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Speaker 1: like created her around and then brought her back to

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Speaker 1: his house and I think it was a sex worker,

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Speaker 1: and then he paid her and just went upstairs and

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Speaker 1: watched TV. Right like he like he's just like a

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Speaker 1: robe is like yeah, yeah, just paying people like you

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Speaker 1: tell them I was the best six year and that's

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Speaker 1: a great That I'm pretty sure there's a presidential lawyer. No,

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Speaker 1: Tyris Raymond, cop former hit king, Yeah, who was up

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Speaker 1: ended by Pete Rose. It's fine, hits career, hits Pete Rose,

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Speaker 1: but just introduced should resign? Yeah, I don't. Yeah, what

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Speaker 1: is the just resign? Does he have somebody waiting in

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Speaker 1: the wings? Right? I don't know? See, and this is

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Speaker 1: where our our dailies I used the scope of interest

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Speaker 1: or knowledge falls short. No, this is a look into

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Speaker 1: America's shared consciousness. Americans don't know shit about. Yeah. And

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Speaker 1: also if it's like America, American's not gonna do about

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Speaker 1: black face either, right, so probably he's gonna get a pass. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but I don't know. I guess that's the thing. I

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Speaker 1: have not followed their election at all. It's i'd imagine

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Speaker 1: he is the candidate who would have to run, or

447
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Speaker 1: they could put somebody more progressive up that would have

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Speaker 1: a chance to win. We'll get maybe, we'll get jam

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Speaker 1: or Canadian writer. Yes, catch us up on all this

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Speaker 1: ship and we'll report back because I know, Look, I

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Speaker 1: know there's Canadians that gang out there. You're screaming at

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Speaker 1: your iPod right now or whatever you're I mean you're

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Speaker 1: beats by dre headphones. One of our Canadian listeners tweeted,

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Speaker 1: I mean it was just like this is fucked, We're fucked. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: So I mean, could you imagine, you know, like if

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Speaker 1: fucking five weeks before the election, like Bernie Sanders in

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Speaker 1: black face pictures came out not good? Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: yikes for sure. And I guess that's the problem. Though.

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Speaker 1: We're an American, so we're so desensitized as so many

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Speaker 1: awful things. I'm like, yeah, I mean, I know that's bad.

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Speaker 1: Is bad, though, I mean, I know it's bad everybody else.

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Speaker 1: I mean, Biden is actually probably the more realistic like

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Speaker 1: comparison to have a picture and also the more realistic

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Speaker 1: person to have a picture like. And Biden is also

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Speaker 1: out loud saying real dumb ship though too, but ran

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Speaker 1: his chain knife fights and you know, putting the record

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Speaker 1: player on for babies as a form of remedying slavery. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I just I was watching a video from elementary school.

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Speaker 1: It was a talent show in Argentina, and a girl

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Speaker 1: from first grade did a black face dance. But I

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Speaker 1: think that's it was, yeah, but you know, I I

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Speaker 1: mean that's her parents that's on her parents. I remember,

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Speaker 1: I remember her mom doing like putting it on her.

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Speaker 1: The thing is, Argentina's a super racist country. I mean yeah,

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Speaker 1: it did a very good job of getting rid of

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Speaker 1: all the indigenous people. So like that's why everyone looks

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Speaker 1: very European. Um. That's the thing. It's it's it's weird

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Speaker 1: because America people get it because that legacy of slavery

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Speaker 1: just built into this country. Some people acknowledge that. I don't,

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Speaker 1: but you know, in other places that's why, Like in Japan,

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Speaker 1: I see it because they don't have there's no history

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Speaker 1: of African enslavement. There's just like that, there's this more

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Speaker 1: island nation mentality where it's like we're mothering these people.

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Speaker 1: And then Australia happened. I remember that video clip where

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Speaker 1: Harry Connick Jr. Is doing a talent show and these

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Speaker 1: dudes do a black face Jackson five thing and he

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Speaker 1: was like he was like a judge and he was like,

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Speaker 1: I gotta tell y'all, man, I don't if I knew

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Speaker 1: that was going to happen, I would not have agreed

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Speaker 1: to be beyond here. And he's like he's like where

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Speaker 1: I'm from, Like Louisia, Like, we this has a whole

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Speaker 1: different vibe and so you know this is all wrong. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and then like the host is so apologetic, but you

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Speaker 1: see the blind spots where they happen. But at the

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Speaker 1: same time, that's where people gotta start waking up and

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Speaker 1: be like, yeah, yeah, we don't see there's a whole, dark,

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Speaker 1: fucking past attached the shop. Yeah, alright, we're gonna take

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Speaker 1: a quick break. We'll be right back. And we're back.

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Speaker 1: And so there's a story of brewing in Washington. So

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Speaker 1: what I'm gonna describe what we know, I think and

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Speaker 1: you can confirm it, Miles. I think I'll confirm it

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Speaker 1: the intelligence community. So it's a whistleblower event. Someone in

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Speaker 1: intelligence called out something like Trump had a phone call

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Speaker 1: with a foreign leader where he promised that foreign leader

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Speaker 1: something that this whistle blower thought was disturbing and urgent,

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Speaker 1: requiring the attention of Congress. We don't know who they were,

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Speaker 1: we know that the next person in the chain of

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Speaker 1: command if there is a whistleblower within the executive branch

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Speaker 1: who wants to blow whistle that, like Congress, here's is

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Speaker 1: the Inspector General, the I C. I G the Intelligence

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Speaker 1: community Inspector General. Okay, so the way you know, like

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Speaker 1: in the White House, there are people who work for

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Speaker 1: different intelligence agencies that work within the White House, but

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Speaker 1: they are not necessarily employed by the White House. They're

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Speaker 1: just they that's their office they work out of because

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Speaker 1: that information needs to get to the cabinet very quickly

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Speaker 1: or whatever. Then you have people who might be listening

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Speaker 1: and on conversations, as Trump talks about as I get

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Speaker 1: people always listening and they're transcribing stuff. And then sometimes

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Speaker 1: those notes are circulated, so it could have been something

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Speaker 1: from some something someone saw, someone overheard. We don't know

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Speaker 1: quite what happened, but what we do know is that

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Speaker 1: it's clearly an intelligence person because they went to their

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Speaker 1: i G to do the whistle got it thing? I

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Speaker 1: don't care, you know, like nothing happens, right, So this

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Speaker 1: is so prepared to get even more frustrated. So the

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Speaker 1: Inspector General UM then has to look at this filed

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Speaker 1: whistle blowing complaint and in general is appointed by Trump,

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Speaker 1: so it is a Trump appointee. Don't quote me on

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Speaker 1: this because I'm trying to think if the i G

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Speaker 1: is actually not a political and pointee but it could be. Um,

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Speaker 1: so what the Inspector General then does has to verify

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Speaker 1: and look into what this complaint is. And then from there,

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Speaker 1: the Inspector General then had decided that yes, this was

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Speaker 1: a credible complaint and it was also deemed urgent. So

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Speaker 1: then what's supposed to happen is then uh, the Inspector

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Speaker 1: General would then go to the Director of National Intelligence,

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Speaker 1: the d n I. Uh, that person is the d

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Speaker 1: and I McGuire who took over for Dan Coates. And

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Speaker 1: so this d n I just went to the Department

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Speaker 1: of Justice rather than going to Once that whistle blower

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Speaker 1: complaint is given to the d n I, they have

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Speaker 1: seven days to tell Congress because the Inspector General said, yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is worth looking into, and they say, Hi, we

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Speaker 1: have a problem here. This motherfucker says, I'm gonna go

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Speaker 1: to Bill Ball at the Department of Justice and be like,

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Speaker 1: what do we do? The answer is yeah, So now

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Speaker 1: we're at a point where we are trying to decide

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Speaker 1: what this information is, what exactly happened, because I think

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Speaker 1: for some people it could be For one, when they

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Speaker 1: look at the time period in which this complaint was filed,

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Speaker 1: it's very possible it has to do with a phone

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Speaker 1: called dealing with Vladimir Putin, who was one of the

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Speaker 1: leader who is on the record having a phone call

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Speaker 1: with the president. They've narrowed it down to like five

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Speaker 1: different point leaders and it could be right, and it

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Speaker 1: could be other people who might not have been on

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Speaker 1: the record because the president takes a lot of phone calls.

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Speaker 1: But they it probably has something to do with that,

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Speaker 1: because these intelligence people wouldn't be finding a complaint unless

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Speaker 1: they said I just saw something that is actually could

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Speaker 1: mean really bad things for the intelligence community or national

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Speaker 1: security or the way in which we collect intelligence. So

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Speaker 1: it's not like some I think Trump fucking sucks dude

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Speaker 1: blowing the whistle like too short. No, you're fucking you.

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Speaker 1: You saw some ship that you really felt I need

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Speaker 1: to stand up and be counted and do something. Um

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Speaker 1: So what they a couple of journalists again, and they're

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Speaker 1: very clear, we don't know what the connections are, we

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Speaker 1: don't know who we spoke with. But there is a

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Speaker 1: sort of an interesting chronology that happens in July. Trump

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Speaker 1: is that's when he announced that Dan Coates, who was

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Speaker 1: the former d n I, was gonna leave on August fifteen.

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Speaker 1: Then July thirty one, Trump had a phone call with

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Speaker 1: Vladimir Putin, and the White House only acknowledged the phone

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Speaker 1: call until the Kremlin, which they did. They're like, oh,

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Speaker 1: you know, yeah, Putin and Trump had a phone call,

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Speaker 1: and the like yeah, They're like, oh you know what

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Speaker 1: I did. Oh yeah, that's that's true, Okay. Then August eighth,

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Speaker 1: Trump announces that Sue Gordon, who was Dan Coates is

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Speaker 1: deputy who would have, in normal situations taken over as

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Speaker 1: d n I, that she would be resigning and leaving

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Speaker 1: her job as well. On the twelve, three days before

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Speaker 1: Coach is supposed to leave, is when the whistle blower

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Speaker 1: files the complaint with the Inspector General of the Intelligence Community.

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Speaker 1: Then the fifteenth, Dan Coates leaves, and then August Trump

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Speaker 1: calls for Russia to be allowed to join the G

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Speaker 1: seven ship. And then on August the Inspector General submits

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Speaker 1: the whistle blower complaint to the d n I, that

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Speaker 1: acting DNA McGuire, and that's when he goes to Bill Barr.

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Speaker 1: Then September nine, because nothing happened, uh, the Inspector General

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Speaker 1: informed Congress. He's like, just so you know there's a

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Speaker 1: whistle blower complaint, but that I believe met the legal

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Speaker 1: threshold of urgent concern. But I'm not gonna tell you

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Speaker 1: what it is, but just so you know, that's what's

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Speaker 1: that's what's happening. And then on September ten, Adam Schiff

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Speaker 1: asked for the complaint and then he was like the

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Speaker 1: d n I was like, no, I'm not gonna do it.

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Speaker 1: And now we're at this weird crossroads. I know, the

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Speaker 1: Inspector General I think was speaking with the House Intelligence

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Speaker 1: Committee recently. I don't know what came of that, but

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Speaker 1: it's very dark. And the d n I is going

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Speaker 1: to McGuire is going to testify in front of the

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Speaker 1: House Intelligence Committee next week, right, I think. So these

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Speaker 1: things just keep happening, and it's always the same. It's

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Speaker 1: like everything fits like puzzle pieces. It's so obvious, and

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Speaker 1: then someone testifies and then a week later people forget. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's weird because in our system of checks and balances,

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Speaker 1: some of these checks ain't working and there is no

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Speaker 1: balance either. So like just like with Korey Lewandowski going

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Speaker 1: in front of the committee to talk about his you know,

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Speaker 1: his interactions with the president or whatever. He was up

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Speaker 1: there claiming executive privilege when it doesn't apply to and

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Speaker 1: it's the equivalent of us going up there and be like,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Jerry Dabbler, i can't testify to the contest

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Speaker 1: of because of sight gang privilege. Yeah, I'm extracting. They're like,

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Speaker 1: what the funk is that? And because they don't have

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Speaker 1: the power to be like, I'm a Thorias in jail

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Speaker 1: right now, and there's all these processes, it's hard to

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Speaker 1: compel people to be honest unless they're straight up, like

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Speaker 1: in a courtroom setting, which is why Korin Lewandowski was like,

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Speaker 1: I have no obligation to be honest with the media,

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Speaker 1: so I lie on TV and yes when i'm if

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Speaker 1: I'm facing perjury or something or making false statements, then

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Speaker 1: I'll tell the truth. Maybe, But then again I was

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Speaker 1: didn't he say something like for the Mueller Report? And

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Speaker 1: then he said the opposite. Yeah, So even if they

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Speaker 1: are testifying under well, I don't know if well he

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Speaker 1: was caught basically one of the people who was questioning

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Speaker 1: him during that hearing was an attorney who basically juxtaposed

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Speaker 1: his public statements on TV with what is in the

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Speaker 1: Mother Report and he said, so, well, based on this

633
00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:33,240
Speaker 1: what you said on TV, were you lying to Mueller

634
00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:35,200
Speaker 1: or were you lying to TV? And he's like, I

635
00:36:35,239 --> 00:36:36,880
Speaker 1: did not lie to Robert Mullins was like, so then

636
00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:39,520
Speaker 1: you were lying on National TV and your public statements

637
00:36:39,560 --> 00:36:42,200
Speaker 1: and he was like, well, he was like well yeah.

638
00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:44,960
Speaker 1: He was like, I I gave the wrong information, but

639
00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:46,800
Speaker 1: everyone in the news does. Yeah, And he was like,

640
00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:48,279
Speaker 1: why should I be honest with them? They're not honest

641
00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:51,040
Speaker 1: with the people, right. It was just like, okay, well,

642
00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:53,319
Speaker 1: then that's it, right, And then CNN was like, hey,

643
00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:55,560
Speaker 1: come over right after you said that out loud, and

644
00:36:55,600 --> 00:37:00,360
Speaker 1: we'll let you also spin the story even more well.

645
00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:04,200
Speaker 1: One of the most trustworthy news sources. Trump's Twitter feed

646
00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:08,480
Speaker 1: during this he came out and said, come on me,

647
00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:10,960
Speaker 1: I'd never be stupid enough to say something on the

648
00:37:11,040 --> 00:37:14,600
Speaker 1: record that could get me in trouble. That's ridiculous, essentially,

649
00:37:14,640 --> 00:37:18,040
Speaker 1: which is the thing that he's most known for is

650
00:37:18,080 --> 00:37:21,759
Speaker 1: saying the quiet part out loud. Trump. Yeah, Trump just constantly.

651
00:37:22,200 --> 00:37:26,560
Speaker 1: I mean, he told Lester Holt that he fired Comy

652
00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:29,680
Speaker 1: because of the Russian that's right, and then even told

653
00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:32,040
Speaker 1: I think it was who is it not? Andrew Mitchell

654
00:37:32,200 --> 00:37:35,319
Speaker 1: leslie Stall when he was like, I lie, because he's like, yeah,

655
00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:37,720
Speaker 1: I lie. He's like, because then you guys, it makes

656
00:37:37,760 --> 00:37:40,040
Speaker 1: you guys all fucking wild and I can just keep

657
00:37:40,120 --> 00:37:42,880
Speaker 1: moving because it causes so much chaos. There is a

658
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:47,280
Speaker 1: UM clip though, of like which is a perfect example

659
00:37:47,360 --> 00:37:50,200
Speaker 1: of Trump just spilling his guts when he was at

660
00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:53,160
Speaker 1: the border wall talking about his new wall, although again

661
00:37:53,280 --> 00:37:55,440
Speaker 1: must be clear there's no new wall, they're just repairing

662
00:37:55,480 --> 00:37:57,920
Speaker 1: shit UM where he was saying, like, you know, we're

663
00:37:57,920 --> 00:38:00,279
Speaker 1: gonna have all kinds of new technology in this. It's

664
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:03,200
Speaker 1: gonna be very difficult to cross. There's gonna be sensors

665
00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:05,360
Speaker 1: that people are gonna be watching, and he gestures to

666
00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:08,239
Speaker 1: accustoms and Border patrol official next to him. He goes,

667
00:38:08,680 --> 00:38:10,040
Speaker 1: did you want to talk about that? And he goes,

668
00:38:10,239 --> 00:38:13,319
Speaker 1: I don't think we should actually be discussing this, and

669
00:38:13,320 --> 00:38:16,799
Speaker 1: then Trump was like, oh, He's like, okay, I like that.

670
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:19,640
Speaker 1: But it was I was actually impressed that someone was

671
00:38:19,719 --> 00:38:23,080
Speaker 1: like had realized what the chain of command was at least, like,

672
00:38:23,120 --> 00:38:25,360
Speaker 1: I'm told not to talk about any of this ship

673
00:38:25,440 --> 00:38:27,799
Speaker 1: because they're like, we don't need to give away the

674
00:38:27,360 --> 00:38:30,040
Speaker 1: security measures in defense if we're really trying to keep

675
00:38:30,040 --> 00:38:32,920
Speaker 1: people out were like smuggling drugs or whatever, not people

676
00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:37,280
Speaker 1: who are fleeing violence. But you know, he's he's very

677
00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:39,040
Speaker 1: The thing about him is he's like one of those

678
00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:41,680
Speaker 1: dudes who loves to brag about some info. They have

679
00:38:41,760 --> 00:38:44,959
Speaker 1: some hot gossip. And that's how he treats like intelligence,

680
00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:48,440
Speaker 1: which has people's lives at stake. And when you read

681
00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:51,440
Speaker 1: about the dude who had to get extracted from Montenegro

682
00:38:51,600 --> 00:38:54,239
Speaker 1: for like getting really close to Putin and him just

683
00:38:54,280 --> 00:38:56,480
Speaker 1: casually shooting off at the mouth about ship, it's like

684
00:38:56,480 --> 00:38:59,000
Speaker 1: he doesn't realize what how this ship works. It's not

685
00:38:59,040 --> 00:39:01,160
Speaker 1: like you know, it's it's a it's fun and games

686
00:39:01,160 --> 00:39:07,080
Speaker 1: collecting all this intelligence. Guys, Trump sucks. Oh whoa Well, listeners,

687
00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:10,520
Speaker 1: hold on that is that those are the sentiments of

688
00:39:10,560 --> 00:39:14,000
Speaker 1: our guests, right uh. And you know us we say

689
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:18,600
Speaker 1: funk Trump, Yeah, oh yeah, okay Trump. Uh, let's talk

690
00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:21,640
Speaker 1: about border patrol agents because they feel like they're getting

691
00:39:21,680 --> 00:39:24,640
Speaker 1: a bad rap. Yeah, they're just down in the dumps.

692
00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:27,280
Speaker 1: They're down in the dumps. And the New York Times

693
00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:30,640
Speaker 1: did a story they interviewed twenty five current informer customs

694
00:39:30,680 --> 00:39:33,400
Speaker 1: of border patrol agents. It's a very New York Times

695
00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:36,719
Speaker 1: kind of piece where like they're giving humanity to people

696
00:39:36,719 --> 00:39:39,640
Speaker 1: who are being inhumane. Um. Because on one hand, the

697
00:39:39,680 --> 00:39:42,120
Speaker 1: thing that did make me sort of like think twice

698
00:39:42,239 --> 00:39:43,719
Speaker 1: was like, you know, when you think about, like, why

699
00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:46,080
Speaker 1: are people you know, why would even someone who is

700
00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:48,840
Speaker 1: Hispanic or something like join up with the border patrol

701
00:39:48,840 --> 00:39:50,799
Speaker 1: considering what's going on, And a lot of it has

702
00:39:50,840 --> 00:39:52,360
Speaker 1: to do with the fact that you could have just

703
00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:54,680
Speaker 1: a high school degree and you can enter the middle

704
00:39:54,680 --> 00:39:58,040
Speaker 1: class pretty quickly the border patrol job. And that's the thing.

705
00:39:58,080 --> 00:40:00,120
Speaker 1: It's like, you can get make fifty five grand or

706
00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:03,000
Speaker 1: something without without a college degree, and then if you're

707
00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:06,200
Speaker 1: really good, within four years you could be doubling your salary.

708
00:40:06,560 --> 00:40:08,480
Speaker 1: So that's like a very and I get it. We

709
00:40:08,920 --> 00:40:12,120
Speaker 1: people have bills. And then that's where it starts getting

710
00:40:12,320 --> 00:40:15,359
Speaker 1: dark though, because you're starting to see people. I think

711
00:40:15,400 --> 00:40:18,440
Speaker 1: there are people who probably do feel bad but are

712
00:40:18,480 --> 00:40:21,080
Speaker 1: probably financially against Their backs are against the wall. So

713
00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:22,480
Speaker 1: it's kind of tough to be like, how the funk

714
00:40:22,480 --> 00:40:24,399
Speaker 1: am I going to pivot careers right now? I only

715
00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:26,839
Speaker 1: know do one thing I have bills like sorry, I'm

716
00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:29,840
Speaker 1: having to like nurse children and ship or like ignore

717
00:40:29,880 --> 00:40:32,319
Speaker 1: the screams of children. But then they're also very much

718
00:40:32,360 --> 00:40:35,799
Speaker 1: a contingent that's very significant within this agency that are

719
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:37,759
Speaker 1: full on Trump supporters, and they're like, we're doing We're

720
00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:40,440
Speaker 1: doing the Lord's work. That's what I sat next to

721
00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:44,439
Speaker 1: an ICE agent who was like a civilian. She wasn't

722
00:40:44,480 --> 00:40:46,960
Speaker 1: like working, but I sat next to her on the

723
00:40:47,080 --> 00:40:49,160
Speaker 1: plane and we got to talking and we were like

724
00:40:49,200 --> 00:40:51,279
Speaker 1: having a glass of wine together, and she told me

725
00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:53,800
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh my god. And I looked

726
00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:56,160
Speaker 1: at her and she was like, I had like tattoos

727
00:40:56,200 --> 00:40:59,759
Speaker 1: of like Mandela's and like she was a snicker gem.

728
00:40:59,840 --> 00:41:04,440
Speaker 1: It's doing meditation, reading about meditation. And she was like, listen,

729
00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:08,760
Speaker 1: I've been doing this for twenty years. Um, I'm not proud,

730
00:41:09,280 --> 00:41:11,880
Speaker 1: but this is how I earned my living and I

731
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:15,640
Speaker 1: kind of can't pivot right now. And um, she said,

732
00:41:15,680 --> 00:41:18,280
Speaker 1: the only thing that makes me different from the rest

733
00:41:18,280 --> 00:41:19,759
Speaker 1: of them. I mean I wanted to punch her the

734
00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:22,680
Speaker 1: entire time, to be honest with you, but um, she

735
00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:27,080
Speaker 1: was like, my coworkers are assholes to the people they deported.

736
00:41:27,160 --> 00:41:31,640
Speaker 1: She was like, I'm really nice to them, look like bitch.

737
00:41:31,880 --> 00:41:34,239
Speaker 1: The effect is still the same. If you're telling somebody, hey,

738
00:41:34,239 --> 00:41:36,560
Speaker 1: we're about to deport you and split up your family

739
00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:38,279
Speaker 1: and pull you the funk up out of your house.

740
00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:41,440
Speaker 1: I don't care if you're smiling, because if you're not saying, hey,

741
00:41:41,440 --> 00:41:44,320
Speaker 1: you know what I'm gonna let's keep this as you

742
00:41:44,360 --> 00:41:46,560
Speaker 1: do your thing, that's not what's happening, right But I

743
00:41:46,560 --> 00:41:49,040
Speaker 1: guess that's that's the kind of rationalization these people have

744
00:41:49,120 --> 00:41:51,640
Speaker 1: to make to sort of sit with it. And the

745
00:41:51,680 --> 00:41:54,680
Speaker 1: thing that they say is right now, the overall picture

746
00:41:54,760 --> 00:41:57,200
Speaker 1: right now the agency is that it's just in a

747
00:41:57,280 --> 00:42:02,160
Speaker 1: political and operational disaster, like yeah, it's all fucking chaos.

748
00:42:02,560 --> 00:42:05,359
Speaker 1: That people have been overwhelmed since the beginning of the year,

749
00:42:05,800 --> 00:42:09,120
Speaker 1: and a lot of agents, they say quote, have grown defensive, insular,

750
00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:12,120
Speaker 1: and bitter. The president of the agents union said he

751
00:42:12,120 --> 00:42:14,640
Speaker 1: had received death threats. An agent in South Texas said

752
00:42:14,680 --> 00:42:16,719
Speaker 1: some colleagues he knew were looking for other federal law

753
00:42:16,760 --> 00:42:19,960
Speaker 1: enforcement jobs. Um One agent in El Paso told a

754
00:42:19,960 --> 00:42:22,600
Speaker 1: retired agent he was so disgusted by scandals in which

755
00:42:22,600 --> 00:42:25,320
Speaker 1: the Border Patrol has been accused of neglecting, industreating migrants

756
00:42:25,320 --> 00:42:27,239
Speaker 1: that he wanted the motto emblazoned on its green and

757
00:42:27,239 --> 00:42:31,680
Speaker 1: white vehicles on her first scratched off. But you know,

758
00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:34,399
Speaker 1: it's I know it's easy for people like to get

759
00:42:34,400 --> 00:42:36,960
Speaker 1: a new job. I know how difficult is to get

760
00:42:37,040 --> 00:42:43,320
Speaker 1: another job. But I yeah, like based on my political

761
00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:46,359
Speaker 1: beliefs like change, just quit my job and that that's

762
00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:49,799
Speaker 1: gotta be fucking tough. Yeah, but but doing something like

763
00:42:49,920 --> 00:42:54,440
Speaker 1: making making like people around you at work uncomfortable by

764
00:42:54,480 --> 00:42:57,520
Speaker 1: pointing out, like that ship is wrong and you know

765
00:42:57,680 --> 00:43:00,200
Speaker 1: that you don't need to quit, but you can, Like

766
00:43:00,239 --> 00:43:01,920
Speaker 1: I'm sure the New York Times would love to hear

767
00:43:01,960 --> 00:43:04,759
Speaker 1: from people who are border patrol agents were like this

768
00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:09,120
Speaker 1: ship is fucking terrible, which is it looks that's the right.

769
00:43:09,400 --> 00:43:12,440
Speaker 1: I still work there, and here's like how this is

770
00:43:12,480 --> 00:43:17,920
Speaker 1: fucking everything up and I support anything but this administration

771
00:43:18,080 --> 00:43:24,000
Speaker 1: because they're treating human beings like you know shit. Yeah.

772
00:43:24,120 --> 00:43:26,279
Speaker 1: And the other thing too that was in it was

773
00:43:26,320 --> 00:43:29,239
Speaker 1: just very interesting. A lot of the people were claiming that,

774
00:43:29,280 --> 00:43:32,000
Speaker 1: you know, that Facebook group that had all the heinous

775
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:34,600
Speaker 1: ship in it was you know, it's a small minority

776
00:43:34,719 --> 00:43:38,600
Speaker 1: within the group saying I don't think so. Um, and

777
00:43:38,960 --> 00:43:41,720
Speaker 1: but again, most of the people are saying it's terrible,

778
00:43:41,760 --> 00:43:44,160
Speaker 1: it's difficult. People hate us. I didn't realize how much

779
00:43:44,160 --> 00:43:46,799
Speaker 1: people hate us. It's difficult. My wife goes to work,

780
00:43:47,120 --> 00:43:49,440
Speaker 1: she gets told a bunch of ship. My kids go

781
00:43:49,520 --> 00:43:51,520
Speaker 1: to school, they get told a bunch of ships. I

782
00:43:51,640 --> 00:43:54,440
Speaker 1: come home, my parents, my children, and wife tell me

783
00:43:54,480 --> 00:43:56,400
Speaker 1: all the ship people were telling them on top of

784
00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:58,440
Speaker 1: the ship. I'm being being screamed at me. And the

785
00:43:58,480 --> 00:44:00,200
Speaker 1: only piece I have is when my eyes are close

786
00:44:00,239 --> 00:44:04,120
Speaker 1: and I'm unconscious and so like, that's bleak. And then

787
00:44:04,280 --> 00:44:06,400
Speaker 1: that's where I'm like, is how do we Is there

788
00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:09,279
Speaker 1: a way to humanly be able to offer people an alternative?

789
00:44:09,360 --> 00:44:11,239
Speaker 1: Because I understand at the end of the day, this

790
00:44:11,320 --> 00:44:13,160
Speaker 1: is sort of the cycle wherein you become dependent on

791
00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:14,960
Speaker 1: your paycheck to live and you have other bills and

792
00:44:15,040 --> 00:44:18,120
Speaker 1: if you are not serving whatever your larger master is,

793
00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:21,880
Speaker 1: than you might as well wither away and die. Like yeah,

794
00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:25,120
Speaker 1: I mean this is completely different. But my parents, um,

795
00:44:25,360 --> 00:44:28,200
Speaker 1: drive food trucks and they've been doing that since we

796
00:44:28,239 --> 00:44:31,120
Speaker 1: moved to the US because we just they got to work,

797
00:44:31,360 --> 00:44:33,680
Speaker 1: you know, and we came with no money. And now

798
00:44:33,719 --> 00:44:37,000
Speaker 1: they're in their mid sixties, and this is like a

799
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:42,040
Speaker 1: physical job. They're like lifting like boxes and driving starting

800
00:44:42,040 --> 00:44:47,240
Speaker 1: like four am, and they can't quit or they can't pivot. Yeah,

801
00:44:47,320 --> 00:44:49,640
Speaker 1: because again yeah, and also when you think about what

802
00:44:49,680 --> 00:44:52,520
Speaker 1: the wages are, it's not enough to do that. It's

803
00:44:52,520 --> 00:44:54,799
Speaker 1: not enough to be able to retire. It's only enough too.

804
00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:58,360
Speaker 1: It's basically like breathing for a second, you stop your fucked.

805
00:44:58,760 --> 00:45:02,200
Speaker 1: And my dad's an architect, so like he just didn't

806
00:45:02,239 --> 00:45:06,240
Speaker 1: have time to like learn He learned everything by hand,

807
00:45:06,400 --> 00:45:08,680
Speaker 1: you know, so like he'd have to go to school,

808
00:45:08,920 --> 00:45:12,440
Speaker 1: learn auto cat all that, and there's no time. And

809
00:45:12,520 --> 00:45:17,000
Speaker 1: now he's sixty, completely different from an ice agent. But

810
00:45:17,520 --> 00:45:20,520
Speaker 1: that's the situation. Yeah, no, exactly, And I think that's

811
00:45:20,520 --> 00:45:23,319
Speaker 1: why it's even more important to even consider, like why

812
00:45:23,160 --> 00:45:26,279
Speaker 1: there's that situation is part of a bigger issue about

813
00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:28,920
Speaker 1: wade stagnation and the ability of people to be able

814
00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:30,719
Speaker 1: to pay their bills and things and not have to

815
00:45:30,760 --> 00:45:33,000
Speaker 1: be like, well, I don't know what else you're gonna do,

816
00:45:33,360 --> 00:45:35,239
Speaker 1: because you gotta keep doing because of the second you don't,

817
00:45:35,480 --> 00:45:38,520
Speaker 1: it's game over. This will blow your mind. I met

818
00:45:38,520 --> 00:45:40,719
Speaker 1: a guy the other day at a party who came

819
00:45:40,800 --> 00:45:45,880
Speaker 1: here illegally and he's the Trump supporter and he doesn't

820
00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:49,839
Speaker 1: he can't even vote right, but he is like obsessed

821
00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:53,560
Speaker 1: with Trump, and I'm like, what are you doing. It's

822
00:45:53,600 --> 00:46:00,480
Speaker 1: more like the join the people that hate internalized Well, yeah,

823
00:46:00,480 --> 00:46:02,600
Speaker 1: it's exact same thing. I would rather be with these

824
00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:05,560
Speaker 1: people being like I'm there token and they'll pat my

825
00:46:05,600 --> 00:46:08,160
Speaker 1: back and pet my hair and say good boy. Or

826
00:46:08,200 --> 00:46:10,279
Speaker 1: I can be one of the thing for yourselfers on

827
00:46:10,280 --> 00:46:12,960
Speaker 1: the other side, and I don't. I'd rather not have

828
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:15,799
Speaker 1: that energy, so I'll set aside my own humanity for

829
00:46:15,840 --> 00:46:19,080
Speaker 1: the comfort of not being mothered by this very hateful group.

830
00:46:19,280 --> 00:46:21,520
Speaker 1: It's fucked up, man um. The other thing that was

831
00:46:21,520 --> 00:46:24,080
Speaker 1: in there too was this how how awful the culture

832
00:46:24,080 --> 00:46:26,520
Speaker 1: of abuse against women is like within the agency too.

833
00:46:26,520 --> 00:46:30,520
Speaker 1: Of the like their employees because it's just it's this,

834
00:46:30,680 --> 00:46:33,960
Speaker 1: it's self reliant, just all men. They're in the fucking

835
00:46:34,040 --> 00:46:38,279
Speaker 1: desert with no dash cams, body cams, um. One of

836
00:46:38,320 --> 00:46:42,560
Speaker 1: the agents. Only five percent of the agents are women, um,

837
00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:44,960
Speaker 1: and some that were interviewed were like, I love it

838
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:48,120
Speaker 1: and my male colleagues are great. Others were saying it's

839
00:46:48,160 --> 00:46:51,720
Speaker 1: a demeaning place to work. You're assaulted by co workers

840
00:46:51,800 --> 00:46:55,200
Speaker 1: one woman, and they're described or in their statement written statement,

841
00:46:55,239 --> 00:46:58,800
Speaker 1: described being forced to perform oral sex on fellow agents

842
00:46:59,280 --> 00:47:01,759
Speaker 1: and like all this other ship and it was just

843
00:47:01,800 --> 00:47:04,480
Speaker 1: saying I never ever met a female agent that was

844
00:47:04,560 --> 00:47:08,239
Speaker 1: not targeted by the male agents. Like the whole thing

845
00:47:08,280 --> 00:47:10,120
Speaker 1: sounds like a fucking health escape. Do we know how

846
00:47:10,160 --> 00:47:12,880
Speaker 1: much they make? They start at fifty I know, like

847
00:47:12,920 --> 00:47:18,000
Speaker 1: you can start at around fifty. Yeah, and you're living

848
00:47:18,040 --> 00:47:20,920
Speaker 1: in a border town. Your bills are low. That's fucking

849
00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:26,440
Speaker 1: that's being yeah. Yeah, and and that's like what's awful too.

850
00:47:26,440 --> 00:47:29,160
Speaker 1: It's like, though, this system is also set up to

851
00:47:29,320 --> 00:47:32,160
Speaker 1: where you can make people do evil because I know

852
00:47:32,280 --> 00:47:34,960
Speaker 1: what you're gonna do. You gonna leave and to spin

853
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:36,920
Speaker 1: a sign for a new FU Pizza shop or a

854
00:47:36,920 --> 00:47:39,080
Speaker 1: new I R S. Tax preparation service by wearing a

855
00:47:39,320 --> 00:47:43,279
Speaker 1: statue liberty outfit. My god, I'm so depressed. Yeah, I mean,

856
00:47:43,560 --> 00:47:46,280
Speaker 1: it's a bad it's a bad system. We make people

857
00:47:47,160 --> 00:47:50,319
Speaker 1: work themselves to death and right, you know, and and

858
00:47:50,400 --> 00:47:52,600
Speaker 1: right and when you think of all the things right

859
00:47:52,600 --> 00:47:55,160
Speaker 1: that they go to, your healthcare, your housing. That's why

860
00:47:55,520 --> 00:47:58,000
Speaker 1: you need candidates like Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren who

861
00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:01,080
Speaker 1: are saying healthcare is a right? How's is a right?

862
00:48:01,160 --> 00:48:04,759
Speaker 1: Not a fucking can you afford it? If not? Piece out?

863
00:48:05,640 --> 00:48:07,440
Speaker 1: And I think that's what And because we have we

864
00:48:07,880 --> 00:48:10,399
Speaker 1: have that attitude towards things that we should believe as

865
00:48:10,440 --> 00:48:13,359
Speaker 1: being basic human rights, that creates a system where now

866
00:48:13,840 --> 00:48:16,080
Speaker 1: you have to be stuck doing this thing just to

867
00:48:16,320 --> 00:48:20,799
Speaker 1: fucking live. But also, like you know, I feel really

868
00:48:20,840 --> 00:48:22,879
Speaker 1: torn up about this whole piece because on one hand,

869
00:48:22,920 --> 00:48:25,520
Speaker 1: I really I can empathize with the idea of being

870
00:48:25,640 --> 00:48:29,879
Speaker 1: locked financially in a situation, and then it must kill

871
00:48:29,960 --> 00:48:32,040
Speaker 1: you to do that. If I look at it as

872
00:48:32,040 --> 00:48:34,279
Speaker 1: a human I would rather choose to believe that every

873
00:48:34,320 --> 00:48:38,799
Speaker 1: person is just some gestapo nightmare fucking racist. But you know,

874
00:48:39,200 --> 00:48:41,160
Speaker 1: fair play to the New York Times for humanizing a

875
00:48:41,160 --> 00:48:42,920
Speaker 1: group of people who I normally wouldn't want to give

876
00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:45,200
Speaker 1: the time of day two. But it's true not you

877
00:48:45,239 --> 00:48:48,800
Speaker 1: know there, that's it's difficult. It's I'm glad the piece

878
00:48:48,840 --> 00:48:52,200
Speaker 1: came out. It's good to read that. Yeah, it'll very

879
00:48:52,280 --> 00:48:54,600
Speaker 1: much at least give you an idea of how fucking

880
00:48:54,719 --> 00:48:56,799
Speaker 1: terrible it is. And the other thing they said too

881
00:48:56,920 --> 00:48:59,080
Speaker 1: is because they were working on the border even in

882
00:48:59,120 --> 00:49:03,360
Speaker 1: the Obama administration. They knew this the crisis was going

883
00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:05,480
Speaker 1: to get work, it was going to become a crisis,

884
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:08,160
Speaker 1: and they were like, we are understaffed here, we don't

885
00:49:08,160 --> 00:49:10,319
Speaker 1: have enough money. It's like we've got people coming in

886
00:49:10,400 --> 00:49:12,520
Speaker 1: and we literally have the only place we can put

887
00:49:12,560 --> 00:49:14,839
Speaker 1: them is some more you know whatever. But again that's

888
00:49:14,920 --> 00:49:17,040
Speaker 1: up to the leadership at the highest levels of the

889
00:49:17,080 --> 00:49:19,520
Speaker 1: agency to sort out, rather than all of this falling

890
00:49:19,520 --> 00:49:24,360
Speaker 1: on the people who prior to these policies. Mostly although

891
00:49:24,360 --> 00:49:27,040
Speaker 1: they were rounding people up, We're like, I did it

892
00:49:27,080 --> 00:49:29,360
Speaker 1: to like catch drugs, Like I used to want to

893
00:49:29,400 --> 00:49:32,120
Speaker 1: see smuggling, drug smuggling, and now I'm more of like

894
00:49:32,160 --> 00:49:36,479
Speaker 1: a caretaker and I'm ill equipped. This lady also said

895
00:49:36,520 --> 00:49:41,480
Speaker 1: that ICE agent plain person said, um, well, the Obama

896
00:49:41,520 --> 00:49:45,000
Speaker 1: times were just as bad. I mean, they need to

897
00:49:45,120 --> 00:49:48,000
Speaker 1: port a ton of people too, So I mean that's

898
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:52,160
Speaker 1: why I'm like this. The whole the whole agency itself

899
00:49:52,239 --> 00:49:55,879
Speaker 1: is a fucking is a problem. All right, Let's take

900
00:49:55,880 --> 00:49:57,680
Speaker 1: a quick break and we'll come back and talk about

901
00:49:57,680 --> 00:50:10,960
Speaker 1: pumpkin spice a lot type base manh And we're back

902
00:50:11,760 --> 00:50:17,800
Speaker 1: and Trader Joe's has released a pumpkin spice face mask.

903
00:50:18,239 --> 00:50:20,400
Speaker 1: Don't come on, let's give it the full respect. A

904
00:50:20,480 --> 00:50:25,960
Speaker 1: biocellulose face mask my seasonally spiced with scents from clove leaf,

905
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:28,520
Speaker 1: orange peel, and ginger root oils. This joe Like bio

906
00:50:28,600 --> 00:50:31,560
Speaker 1: cellulose mask is set to soothe and moisturize your pretty

907
00:50:31,640 --> 00:50:36,280
Speaker 1: parched visage with ingredients like alo pumpkin seed and turmeric

908
00:50:36,360 --> 00:50:40,760
Speaker 1: root extracts, colloidal gold and hydrolyzed silk. Protein that feels

909
00:50:40,760 --> 00:50:43,920
Speaker 1: like it would burn my face right yeah, or like

910
00:50:44,040 --> 00:50:48,319
Speaker 1: be turned into like a sticky syrup. Pumpkin spice is

911
00:50:48,440 --> 00:50:52,439
Speaker 1: mostly sugar as far as like any that I've experienced. Yeah,

912
00:50:52,520 --> 00:50:58,480
Speaker 1: I don't get a tumeric uh note, and I didn't

913
00:50:58,520 --> 00:51:01,200
Speaker 1: have the pumpkin putting it on the turmer. It just

914
00:51:01,200 --> 00:51:05,360
Speaker 1: sucking turns your face yellow. Oh my god, you're like

915
00:51:05,400 --> 00:51:07,600
Speaker 1: screwed for like a week. The thing I think about

916
00:51:07,600 --> 00:51:09,840
Speaker 1: with all those flavors, it reminds me of the paper

917
00:51:09,960 --> 00:51:11,480
Speaker 1: at the bottom of a cupcake when I was a kid.

918
00:51:11,480 --> 00:51:12,880
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm gonna take the mask off and

919
00:51:12,920 --> 00:51:14,799
Speaker 1: just chew on a little bit, right. If there's any

920
00:51:14,840 --> 00:51:18,200
Speaker 1: flavor in there because if it's really like, if they're

921
00:51:18,239 --> 00:51:20,400
Speaker 1: really riding that way of a pumpkin spice, it's gonna

922
00:51:20,440 --> 00:51:23,919
Speaker 1: have to fucking smell, right, Yes, I mean I love

923
00:51:23,960 --> 00:51:26,960
Speaker 1: eating things you're not supposed to eat, like chapstick or

924
00:51:27,480 --> 00:51:30,239
Speaker 1: so not eating them, but taking a little bit, yeah,

925
00:51:30,280 --> 00:51:32,920
Speaker 1: just for the rush, just to test it out, just

926
00:51:32,960 --> 00:51:35,719
Speaker 1: to make sure it's actually not good tasting. But hey,

927
00:51:35,719 --> 00:51:37,880
Speaker 1: maybe I'll take another the thing that you've been pleasantly

928
00:51:37,920 --> 00:51:41,360
Speaker 1: surprised by. Um, chapstick wasn't bad? Which on the cherry

929
00:51:41,760 --> 00:51:45,120
Speaker 1: um the like, what's the like basic chapsticks. I think

930
00:51:45,120 --> 00:51:47,879
Speaker 1: it's called chapstick. Yeah, no, it's it's more like it's

931
00:51:47,920 --> 00:51:52,600
Speaker 1: most like cocoa a little bit. No, it was like

932
00:51:52,680 --> 00:51:56,000
Speaker 1: it was like a Butteries but I liked it. I

933
00:51:56,040 --> 00:51:58,160
Speaker 1: like what we're talking like it's a food show, like

934
00:51:58,600 --> 00:52:05,480
Speaker 1: it was Notes of butter but like CarMax is a

935
00:52:05,560 --> 00:52:08,640
Speaker 1: type of car mix. Is the gooey one? Yeah? Yeah

936
00:52:08,680 --> 00:52:10,080
Speaker 1: that comes into tube. Yeah. I used to have a

937
00:52:10,080 --> 00:52:12,000
Speaker 1: boyfriend that wore a lot of car mix and it

938
00:52:12,040 --> 00:52:16,439
Speaker 1: looked like he had really shiny lips. Oh yeah, because

939
00:52:16,480 --> 00:52:19,640
Speaker 1: that's like the weird Devil's feedback loop. Right with chapsticks,

940
00:52:19,680 --> 00:52:22,520
Speaker 1: like is, certain ones will sort of make your lips

941
00:52:22,560 --> 00:52:25,200
Speaker 1: dependent on it, so you will constantly have to reply yeah,

942
00:52:25,480 --> 00:52:30,080
Speaker 1: I hear that. Yeah, it drives them essentially. You it's

943
00:52:30,120 --> 00:52:34,000
Speaker 1: like one of those medications that gives you a false

944
00:52:34,080 --> 00:52:37,359
Speaker 1: dose of something that your body already produces. So your

945
00:52:37,400 --> 00:52:42,080
Speaker 1: body starts relying on the medical Ye, so your stops

946
00:52:42,120 --> 00:52:46,759
Speaker 1: producing the thing that the chapstick is providing and be illegal. Yeah,

947
00:52:46,960 --> 00:52:57,400
Speaker 1: I agree. Let's let's talk about real problem. You need those,

948
00:52:58,239 --> 00:53:01,680
Speaker 1: um but yeah, I just I've honestly, all I think

949
00:53:01,719 --> 00:53:04,840
Speaker 1: about is I want to taste this face mask. Otherwise

950
00:53:05,360 --> 00:53:07,120
Speaker 1: it's just a face mask and you're you putting an

951
00:53:07,160 --> 00:53:10,239
Speaker 1: orange envelope and riding a profit wave. Yeah it's only

952
00:53:10,239 --> 00:53:12,359
Speaker 1: three bucks of mask. I don't know what that rates.

953
00:53:12,400 --> 00:53:14,000
Speaker 1: And then I know you know about facenk is three

954
00:53:14,040 --> 00:53:18,000
Speaker 1: dollars a mask? Good? Is that low? Usually that's like

955
00:53:18,120 --> 00:53:21,560
Speaker 1: that's a trader Joe's level. Okay, ship, all right? Do

956
00:53:21,600 --> 00:53:24,960
Speaker 1: you we should just eat the pumpkins? Yeah, we're like

957
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:29,279
Speaker 1: we're supposed. Yeah. I love pumpkin, Yeah you do. I

958
00:53:29,320 --> 00:53:31,560
Speaker 1: love pumpkin. I do a pure at home. I put

959
00:53:31,560 --> 00:53:34,840
Speaker 1: a little butter in it like a bisk, like a

960
00:53:34,880 --> 00:53:37,399
Speaker 1: bisk but not quite a soupy. It's like you mash

961
00:53:37,480 --> 00:53:39,560
Speaker 1: it with a fork. Where do you get the pumpkin from?

962
00:53:39,640 --> 00:53:44,319
Speaker 1: Like you buy a whole ass pumpkin. Yeah. I never

963
00:53:44,600 --> 00:53:46,960
Speaker 1: in my mind those pumpkins you see at the store

964
00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:49,640
Speaker 1: for carving or for carving. I don't think of people

965
00:53:49,640 --> 00:53:51,360
Speaker 1: be like I'm gonna eat that, take that home and

966
00:53:51,400 --> 00:53:54,560
Speaker 1: eat that. Yeah. My mother in law is Korean, and

967
00:53:54,640 --> 00:53:57,520
Speaker 1: she like, we had these pumpkins that were sitting out

968
00:53:57,560 --> 00:54:00,640
Speaker 1: like around Halloween, and she is like, well, that's a

969
00:54:00,680 --> 00:54:04,000
Speaker 1: waste of pumpkins, and like carved it up, cooked it

970
00:54:04,080 --> 00:54:07,160
Speaker 1: and like made pumpkin soup that like filled our entire

971
00:54:07,400 --> 00:54:11,160
Speaker 1: like fucking freezer for the next two months. It was

972
00:54:11,320 --> 00:54:14,759
Speaker 1: really fucking good. Yeah. We uh in Japan, but that's

973
00:54:14,800 --> 00:54:17,839
Speaker 1: more squash technically, but we call that pumpkin like a butter,

974
00:54:17,960 --> 00:54:21,600
Speaker 1: not squash. Yeah, it's very delicious. Yeah, and Argentina it's

975
00:54:21,600 --> 00:54:25,759
Speaker 1: the same and we call it squashed. Took a lot

976
00:54:25,760 --> 00:54:27,960
Speaker 1: about squash. We're just yeah, we're just connecting bridges here.

977
00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:31,359
Speaker 1: The word squash is funny. It's great, great work. Where

978
00:54:31,360 --> 00:54:36,399
Speaker 1: did it come from? On Amatopia I think squash it's

979
00:54:36,400 --> 00:54:40,279
Speaker 1: a Native American or Latin squash etymology. This is the

980
00:54:40,320 --> 00:54:42,440
Speaker 1: thing we really this is the important ship we like

981
00:54:42,480 --> 00:54:44,880
Speaker 1: to talk about. Yeah, and I don't have Yeah, I

982
00:54:44,960 --> 00:54:47,439
Speaker 1: had so many opinions about the squash, and I had

983
00:54:47,520 --> 00:54:51,040
Speaker 1: nothing to say about the rest of the ship. Let's

984
00:54:51,040 --> 00:54:54,560
Speaker 1: talk about what maybe is the only story we should

985
00:54:54,560 --> 00:54:58,000
Speaker 1: ever be talking about. The fact that there are actual

986
00:54:58,239 --> 00:55:01,840
Speaker 1: UFOs on camera that we've seen doesn't mean they're aliens

987
00:55:01,960 --> 00:55:05,800
Speaker 1: that are doing impossible things that shouldn't be possible. That

988
00:55:06,080 --> 00:55:10,359
Speaker 1: like you can hear the pilot on the video being like,

989
00:55:10,400 --> 00:55:13,480
Speaker 1: holy shit, they're flying against the wind and they're just

990
00:55:13,520 --> 00:55:15,920
Speaker 1: like going so fast they can't even like the camera

991
00:55:15,960 --> 00:55:18,000
Speaker 1: can't even keep up. And then they just like do

992
00:55:18,080 --> 00:55:21,080
Speaker 1: a ninety degree turn and like shoot off in the

993
00:55:21,120 --> 00:55:24,600
Speaker 1: other direction. It was that video new No, No, it's

994
00:55:24,640 --> 00:55:28,279
Speaker 1: an old video. But because so it was provided by

995
00:55:28,360 --> 00:55:32,799
Speaker 1: a blink one two before the dude from two and

996
00:55:32,920 --> 00:55:35,840
Speaker 1: his like Mission to the Stars or Stars Academy and

997
00:55:36,320 --> 00:55:39,640
Speaker 1: the Stars thing, and people were like, yeah, it looks

998
00:55:39,680 --> 00:55:42,560
Speaker 1: like really official Navy stuff, and like a lot of

999
00:55:42,600 --> 00:55:45,480
Speaker 1: people were saying it's probably real, But the Navy came

1000
00:55:45,520 --> 00:55:49,200
Speaker 1: out and was like those videos are real, but they

1001
00:55:49,200 --> 00:55:52,319
Speaker 1: weren't supposed to get out, which was amazing, which is

1002
00:55:52,400 --> 00:55:57,200
Speaker 1: kind of a weird statement. Yeah, I get so happy

1003
00:55:57,200 --> 00:56:00,520
Speaker 1: when I hear about aliens right them. Yeah, so, but

1004
00:56:00,560 --> 00:56:03,400
Speaker 1: please don't destroy us. I hope they destroy us, honestly,

1005
00:56:04,360 --> 00:56:07,040
Speaker 1: you know, honestly, Yeah, I would. You're right, You're right. Actually,

1006
00:56:07,080 --> 00:56:08,560
Speaker 1: when I think about it, if if we if we

1007
00:56:08,640 --> 00:56:12,439
Speaker 1: got to die by all together the aliens, I would

1008
00:56:12,440 --> 00:56:14,279
Speaker 1: be the coolest thing. Or to see a big as

1009
00:56:14,400 --> 00:56:17,360
Speaker 1: asteroid just come like the sun go dark and be

1010
00:56:17,440 --> 00:56:20,960
Speaker 1: like yo, I think about that all the time walking

1011
00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:24,640
Speaker 1: down the street, Like you want I have annihilation fantasies too.

1012
00:56:24,760 --> 00:56:27,439
Speaker 1: Do you want an apocalypse that is over like that,

1013
00:56:27,560 --> 00:56:30,680
Speaker 1: like the sun goes dark and then gone? Or do

1014
00:56:30,719 --> 00:56:32,440
Speaker 1: you want one the like you got a couple of

1015
00:56:32,440 --> 00:56:36,920
Speaker 1: weeks to say about. If that was the case, I

1016
00:56:36,920 --> 00:56:39,920
Speaker 1: would do like a suicide. Yeah. I wouldn't wait till

1017
00:56:39,920 --> 00:56:41,560
Speaker 1: the end. It would be too much. I knew it

1018
00:56:41,560 --> 00:56:44,040
Speaker 1: was going to end. I feel like you would see

1019
00:56:44,040 --> 00:56:47,040
Speaker 1: society completely collapsed and it would be so I think

1020
00:56:47,239 --> 00:56:51,200
Speaker 1: versus I would like two three hours. Yeah, but then

1021
00:56:51,239 --> 00:56:53,800
Speaker 1: even then those two thrond be wacky. Yeah right, I

1022
00:56:53,840 --> 00:56:56,319
Speaker 1: would like to be like, okay, Aliens, cut me a deal,

1023
00:56:56,360 --> 00:56:57,880
Speaker 1: like if I'm on vacation with my family, let it

1024
00:56:57,880 --> 00:57:00,640
Speaker 1: happen right at least, like, hey, we're together. They were

1025
00:57:00,680 --> 00:57:02,680
Speaker 1: in the living room. Check this out here they come

1026
00:57:03,800 --> 00:57:05,759
Speaker 1: crack a bottle. I know, because I think I would

1027
00:57:05,760 --> 00:57:07,759
Speaker 1: feel bad if I was, you know, with y'all right

1028
00:57:07,760 --> 00:57:10,840
Speaker 1: now and likedam I would like see my grandpa, Like

1029
00:57:10,800 --> 00:57:14,239
Speaker 1: I would like see some people real quick. Thanks a lot, man.

1030
00:57:16,640 --> 00:57:18,320
Speaker 1: I don't want anybody to know because when that ship

1031
00:57:18,360 --> 00:57:20,760
Speaker 1: goes down inevitably because I'm with you everybody so much

1032
00:57:20,960 --> 00:57:22,800
Speaker 1: and it happens, I'll be like, you know, it's not

1033
00:57:22,840 --> 00:57:24,800
Speaker 1: how I wanted it, but let's make it work. I

1034
00:57:24,840 --> 00:57:26,280
Speaker 1: was just gonna say, I hope I'm not with my

1035
00:57:26,400 --> 00:57:30,440
Speaker 1: kids and I'm here with Miles, so that I can

1036
00:57:30,480 --> 00:57:34,520
Speaker 1: at least how much he means to me. Anyways, the

1037
00:57:34,640 --> 00:57:36,480
Speaker 1: reason they came out and we're like, and it's not

1038
00:57:36,480 --> 00:57:39,800
Speaker 1: supposed to get out, but yes, it's real is they

1039
00:57:40,280 --> 00:57:46,000
Speaker 1: are encouraging people who witness these UFOs to report them

1040
00:57:46,040 --> 00:57:48,880
Speaker 1: because in the past, people who work for the Navy

1041
00:57:48,920 --> 00:57:52,280
Speaker 1: would see them and just be like, well, ship everyone's

1042
00:57:52,320 --> 00:57:55,680
Speaker 1: gonna think we're crazy. We like, you know, say that

1043
00:57:56,040 --> 00:57:59,840
Speaker 1: we saw a UFO. So they're saying, don't call them UFO.

1044
00:58:00,560 --> 00:58:08,080
Speaker 1: Their u a P s Unidentified aerial phenomena, and they're

1045
00:58:08,120 --> 00:58:11,960
Speaker 1: they're just like more pissed that these objects are breaking

1046
00:58:11,960 --> 00:58:17,480
Speaker 1: into our airspace without any explanation or right because I

1047
00:58:17,520 --> 00:58:19,360
Speaker 1: was going to say, like maybe that it's like an

1048
00:58:19,360 --> 00:58:22,680
Speaker 1: asteroid or a flying star, but no, they're actually in

1049
00:58:22,880 --> 00:58:26,440
Speaker 1: the under the atmosphere and they're moving around freely like

1050
00:58:26,520 --> 00:58:30,480
Speaker 1: interacting in like that's piloted, not just like flying into

1051
00:58:30,480 --> 00:58:33,360
Speaker 1: the water. It's like stopping, Nope, this way now you

1052
00:58:33,400 --> 00:58:37,600
Speaker 1: know what's excited one video too, I just like the

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00:58:37,640 --> 00:58:40,080
Speaker 1: excitement of the Navy pilots because you're like, oh, ship,

1054
00:58:40,200 --> 00:58:42,040
Speaker 1: did you lock on it? And it's like no, man,

1055
00:58:42,040 --> 00:58:44,840
Speaker 1: I'm tracking like you can tell. They're even like what

1056
00:58:44,920 --> 00:58:47,480
Speaker 1: the funk are we looking at it? And I'm excited

1057
00:58:47,480 --> 00:58:49,800
Speaker 1: as a human being because I've not seen anything outside

1058
00:58:49,800 --> 00:58:52,120
Speaker 1: of our realm of understanding. So are they visiting and

1059
00:58:52,120 --> 00:58:56,320
Speaker 1: taking pictures? We have no idea. There's there's also like

1060
00:58:56,840 --> 00:58:58,920
Speaker 1: images imagine if you had that an answer for me,

1061
00:59:00,040 --> 00:59:03,320
Speaker 1: there's actually it's actually the reconnaissance missions actually occurred in

1062
00:59:03,320 --> 00:59:09,480
Speaker 1: the eighteenth century final planning for invasion. There there are

1063
00:59:09,760 --> 00:59:14,840
Speaker 1: videos of them like hovering above the ocean. Now these

1064
00:59:14,840 --> 00:59:17,640
Speaker 1: aren't like the Navy videos, but huking about the ocean,

1065
00:59:17,720 --> 00:59:23,120
Speaker 1: the oceans like boiling or crazy. Man. I mean, whatever

1066
00:59:23,160 --> 00:59:28,560
Speaker 1: it is, it's we don't know it's it's definitely a phenomena. Yeah, yeah,

1067
00:59:33,760 --> 00:59:42,000
Speaker 1: bos amigos welcome. Well, so the military is not saying

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00:59:42,080 --> 00:59:46,080
Speaker 1: that to people coming to Area fifty one. Today's the day.

1069
00:59:47,440 --> 00:59:51,840
Speaker 1: The day is the day that was initially announced on

1070
00:59:51,880 --> 00:59:55,480
Speaker 1: that Facebook group storm Are fifty one. They can't stop us.

1071
00:59:55,480 --> 00:59:58,880
Speaker 1: All kind of coincidence that that other story would come

1072
00:59:58,880 --> 01:00:01,440
Speaker 1: out like the day, Yeah, I think it. I think

1073
01:00:01,480 --> 01:00:04,680
Speaker 1: it came out a few days ago. But uh yeah,

1074
01:00:04,720 --> 01:00:07,440
Speaker 1: maybe the Navy is like, look, we're we're gonna admit it.

1075
01:00:07,480 --> 01:00:10,200
Speaker 1: They're real, just like I don't, don't don't we don't

1076
01:00:10,200 --> 01:00:12,720
Speaker 1: want to have to shoot you all. Yeah, I mean

1077
01:00:12,840 --> 01:00:15,600
Speaker 1: yeah that. But that group got canceled because it became

1078
01:00:15,880 --> 01:00:18,640
Speaker 1: so many people who were joining, and then the government

1079
01:00:18,680 --> 01:00:22,080
Speaker 1: was like, do not fucking even think about doing this,

1080
01:00:22,120 --> 01:00:24,840
Speaker 1: And they visited the dude who planned it or who

1081
01:00:24,920 --> 01:00:26,880
Speaker 1: started the group and they were like, you don't want this.

1082
01:00:28,400 --> 01:00:31,760
Speaker 1: They this is not going to go well for you

1083
01:00:31,960 --> 01:00:38,120
Speaker 1: or any of these Vada right Nellis air Force based facility.

1084
01:00:38,160 --> 01:00:40,360
Speaker 1: I think I feel like we all have one friend

1085
01:00:40,400 --> 01:00:45,720
Speaker 1: who would go to that thing. At least three friends

1086
01:00:45,760 --> 01:00:49,400
Speaker 1: I think are going. We're definitely thinking about it. When

1087
01:00:49,560 --> 01:00:54,040
Speaker 1: this ship, Yeah, people were talking about it almost like

1088
01:00:54,080 --> 01:00:56,840
Speaker 1: it was like Coachella like that people are going to

1089
01:00:56,920 --> 01:01:00,120
Speaker 1: go on parties, like that's what they did. I think

1090
01:01:00,120 --> 01:01:02,720
Speaker 1: they did another one called like alien Stock or wood

1091
01:01:02,720 --> 01:01:05,480
Speaker 1: Stock or UFO stock type thing, but that's going to

1092
01:01:05,520 --> 01:01:08,800
Speaker 1: be at that Vegas convention center or something. So that's

1093
01:01:08,800 --> 01:01:11,520
Speaker 1: like that's just for money. That's for people to like

1094
01:01:11,560 --> 01:01:15,920
Speaker 1: sell like Bootleg bar Simpson alien Um. Also check out

1095
01:01:15,960 --> 01:01:19,040
Speaker 1: the new Daily merch where there's Simpsons Oh what's out?

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01:01:19,120 --> 01:01:27,320
Speaker 1: Hell yeah announcement in the middle of yes Um. But

1097
01:01:27,680 --> 01:01:30,200
Speaker 1: so then there's also a group called there's a I

1098
01:01:30,240 --> 01:01:34,240
Speaker 1: guess this new entertainment shopping complex called Area fifteen that's

1099
01:01:34,280 --> 01:01:36,640
Speaker 1: in Vegas, and I think part of their promotional things like,

1100
01:01:36,840 --> 01:01:39,160
Speaker 1: hey man, we don't care if those people quit. We're

1101
01:01:39,200 --> 01:01:41,120
Speaker 1: going and we're going to live stream the whole thing.

1102
01:01:41,160 --> 01:01:44,640
Speaker 1: So if you hey, if you're on a shopping call,

1103
01:01:44,760 --> 01:01:48,320
Speaker 1: if you're listening to this on Friday morning, check this out.

1104
01:01:48,400 --> 01:01:50,000
Speaker 1: Maybe the live stream is happening. You might be able

1105
01:01:50,000 --> 01:01:52,000
Speaker 1: to see a group of board people that want to

1106
01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:53,840
Speaker 1: feel what it's like to be shot by guards protecting

1107
01:01:53,840 --> 01:01:57,400
Speaker 1: the secret of militarians getting turned into hamburg Um. And

1108
01:01:57,440 --> 01:02:00,640
Speaker 1: then also two Dutch guys, one was a YouTuber and

1109
01:02:00,680 --> 01:02:04,120
Speaker 1: his friend were arrested for fucking snooping around, like past

1110
01:02:04,200 --> 01:02:12,080
Speaker 1: the perimeter fence, snooping around. Imagine them like ducking that that, yeah, exactly,

1111
01:02:12,120 --> 01:02:15,440
Speaker 1: and then like when the spotlight hits them, they're like freeze.

1112
01:02:15,720 --> 01:02:17,720
Speaker 1: But like when they asked them, they're like, are you

1113
01:02:17,720 --> 01:02:19,600
Speaker 1: here for that dumbass Facebook group, They're like, we're not

1114
01:02:19,640 --> 01:02:22,880
Speaker 1: here for the lolls. Man. They're quote, was we did

1115
01:02:22,920 --> 01:02:26,520
Speaker 1: not here, my honor, I'm not here for the lolls.

1116
01:02:26,560 --> 01:02:29,800
Speaker 1: I'm a military guard. What he's talking about? They said.

1117
01:02:29,880 --> 01:02:32,080
Speaker 1: The two Dutch guys were caught. They said, we didn't

1118
01:02:32,080 --> 01:02:35,120
Speaker 1: have any intention to storm it because we leave on

1119
01:02:35,120 --> 01:02:38,520
Speaker 1: on the day before the actual storming, So wow, how

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01:02:38,520 --> 01:02:40,200
Speaker 1: can we do that? Uh? And they said, and we

1121
01:02:40,320 --> 01:02:44,200
Speaker 1: just wanted to like quote go there right. So the

1122
01:02:44,240 --> 01:02:46,560
Speaker 1: thing that I feel like people don't realize is that

1123
01:02:46,640 --> 01:02:49,520
Speaker 1: the gate is not like right next to the warehouse

1124
01:02:49,520 --> 01:02:53,080
Speaker 1: where they keep the it's area fifty one has a

1125
01:02:53,120 --> 01:02:58,000
Speaker 1: lot of area you should like, Yeah, there's like miles

1126
01:02:58,040 --> 01:03:01,440
Speaker 1: and miles and then a mountain between you and anything

1127
01:03:01,480 --> 01:03:03,280
Speaker 1: you're going to want to see, so you can't just

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01:03:03,360 --> 01:03:06,440
Speaker 1: like sneak past the gate and then like tiptoe around

1129
01:03:06,520 --> 01:03:09,720
Speaker 1: and find what you're looking for. Like in their fantasy heads,

1130
01:03:09,800 --> 01:03:14,560
Speaker 1: they're like, there's going to be an alien guard on

1131
01:03:14,680 --> 01:03:20,240
Speaker 1: like a cigarette break like a cigarette We're gonna find

1132
01:03:20,240 --> 01:03:23,560
Speaker 1: out I smoked that, or in the movie version, they're

1133
01:03:23,600 --> 01:03:26,000
Speaker 1: like wandering through it's like the second day that have

1134
01:03:26,040 --> 01:03:28,800
Speaker 1: barely any water and like this is a mistake, dude,

1135
01:03:28,840 --> 01:03:31,400
Speaker 1: And they trip on like the secret hatch, like the

1136
01:03:31,440 --> 01:03:35,760
Speaker 1: back door into it. Whoa, and they go down and

1137
01:03:35,800 --> 01:03:37,960
Speaker 1: it's like that coffee break room and men in black

1138
01:03:38,880 --> 01:03:43,600
Speaker 1: like Viennese cinnamon. Oh my god, coffee flavor. I think

1139
01:03:43,600 --> 01:03:46,960
Speaker 1: that's what one of the guys trif you know why,

1140
01:03:47,000 --> 01:03:49,360
Speaker 1: because at the time I did not know that Viennese

1141
01:03:49,400 --> 01:03:52,600
Speaker 1: was an adjective form for Vienna, So I was like,

1142
01:03:52,800 --> 01:03:55,919
Speaker 1: did they say Vietnamese cinnamon? And then as a kid.

1143
01:03:56,040 --> 01:03:58,000
Speaker 1: That was really fucking with my head. Then I looked

1144
01:03:58,040 --> 01:04:00,200
Speaker 1: it up. I bought I bought a book, was a

1145
01:04:00,200 --> 01:04:02,880
Speaker 1: shooting script of men in black. Read the words out loud,

1146
01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:06,160
Speaker 1: and then realized it was sucking you up. That Vietnam

1147
01:04:06,200 --> 01:04:08,000
Speaker 1: had its own sinnament. I didn't know what it was.

1148
01:04:08,040 --> 01:04:09,840
Speaker 1: I was like, in my mind, I was like, that's

1149
01:04:09,840 --> 01:04:12,520
Speaker 1: not a coffee flavor because my mom drank it was

1150
01:04:12,520 --> 01:04:15,160
Speaker 1: a coffee snobbish growing on and I was like, I

1151
01:04:15,240 --> 01:04:19,439
Speaker 1: never heard no Vietnamese seamen, that's where. That's how much

1152
01:04:19,440 --> 01:04:22,960
Speaker 1: time I have as a child and even into this day. Yeah,

1153
01:04:23,000 --> 01:04:25,360
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, you know so much and yet

1154
01:04:25,400 --> 01:04:29,000
Speaker 1: I know so little. Well compared to me, you know

1155
01:04:29,200 --> 01:04:31,760
Speaker 1: so much. I don't know anything. Oh, come on, I

1156
01:04:31,840 --> 01:04:35,600
Speaker 1: know less than you and we just met. Ah, that's

1157
01:04:35,640 --> 01:04:38,720
Speaker 1: not true, but thank you know it's true. Well, it's

1158
01:04:38,760 --> 01:04:45,480
Speaker 1: been battle. I truly know less. I'm a fucking Honestly,

1159
01:04:45,720 --> 01:04:51,000
Speaker 1: I'm like I need a breathing Yes, uh tomorrow. It's

1160
01:04:51,040 --> 01:04:54,200
Speaker 1: been a pleasure of having you. This was so fun.

1161
01:04:54,240 --> 01:04:58,120
Speaker 1: I'm going to miss you guys after today. It's going

1162
01:04:58,200 --> 01:05:03,200
Speaker 1: to miss me more. I jumped to I said, although, hey,

1163
01:05:03,320 --> 01:05:06,280
Speaker 1: look I know who I'm calling. If the alien countdown happens,

1164
01:05:06,560 --> 01:05:08,560
Speaker 1: we're in the same area. I'm like, hey, we'll have

1165
01:05:08,680 --> 01:05:10,800
Speaker 1: a glass of wine. Have a glass of wine, maybe

1166
01:05:10,840 --> 01:05:15,320
Speaker 1: some acid, maybe some coke. Ye smoke a blunt just

1167
01:05:15,440 --> 01:05:19,480
Speaker 1: to the face. Yeah, me too, and then I'll picture.

1168
01:05:19,640 --> 01:05:26,960
Speaker 1: Then it was like, do you think the aliens are

1169
01:05:27,000 --> 01:05:30,080
Speaker 1: gonna think I'm stupid? My hands? You're talking about, dude,

1170
01:05:30,080 --> 01:05:33,800
Speaker 1: they're sucking. Oh my god? What if we looked in

1171
01:05:33,840 --> 01:05:36,720
Speaker 1: there was one outside with a pumpkin spice mask on.

1172
01:05:37,760 --> 01:05:40,080
Speaker 1: It's like, you know what, maybe we'll save your planet.

1173
01:05:40,200 --> 01:05:43,080
Speaker 1: Right If this is what you're doing, where it can

1174
01:05:43,120 --> 01:05:49,040
Speaker 1: people follow you find you. I'm on Twitter at dances

1175
01:05:49,120 --> 01:05:53,040
Speaker 1: with Tammy's worst name ever, but it was a long

1176
01:05:53,080 --> 01:05:56,120
Speaker 1: time ago. I don't know. It was a play on

1177
01:05:56,280 --> 01:05:59,120
Speaker 1: Dances with Wolves, which I've never seen, which was popular

1178
01:05:59,280 --> 01:06:04,600
Speaker 1: when you do in Twitter right three years ago? Yeah,

1179
01:06:04,840 --> 01:06:08,640
Speaker 1: that's it. And on Instagram I'm Tamara Yeah here and

1180
01:06:09,080 --> 01:06:12,200
Speaker 1: a J with y A J I A oh, and

1181
01:06:12,240 --> 01:06:16,880
Speaker 1: I have a podcast called Teresa Talk where I talked

1182
01:06:16,880 --> 01:06:22,280
Speaker 1: about ship and farts the whole time. Kind of talk

1183
01:06:22,520 --> 01:06:26,040
Speaker 1: because me and my sister eat a different sausage every episode.

1184
01:06:27,760 --> 01:06:30,920
Speaker 1: That's the like, we don't even talk about it now,

1185
01:06:30,960 --> 01:06:32,880
Speaker 1: we just eat it and talk about ship. Yeah, I

1186
01:06:32,920 --> 01:06:37,520
Speaker 1: want that d D. Yeah. And you sometimes get drunk

1187
01:06:37,560 --> 01:06:40,360
Speaker 1: on Funnier Die and I get drunk on Funnier Die.

1188
01:06:40,400 --> 01:06:42,640
Speaker 1: And I watched movies I've never seen. I just did

1189
01:06:42,720 --> 01:06:46,520
Speaker 1: Labyrinth with my No, not Labyrinth, um, never ending story

1190
01:06:46,640 --> 01:06:49,880
Speaker 1: with my sister. What's the best movie or the movie

1191
01:06:49,920 --> 01:06:55,000
Speaker 1: that you were mad that you were missing out on? Um?

1192
01:06:55,120 --> 01:06:58,680
Speaker 1: I Shrek? I think you really like? Yeah? I liked it.

1193
01:06:58,760 --> 01:07:00,800
Speaker 1: I wasn't like crazy about it, but it was cool

1194
01:07:00,880 --> 01:07:03,200
Speaker 1: to see and I'm glad I held off for it. Yeah.

1195
01:07:03,280 --> 01:07:07,480
Speaker 1: It's a foundational text, I think so culture. It's our

1196
01:07:07,640 --> 01:07:12,200
Speaker 1: Hammurabi's code. Yes. Uh? And is there a tweet you've

1197
01:07:12,240 --> 01:07:16,280
Speaker 1: been enjoying? Well, I, um, this isn't a funny tweet,

1198
01:07:16,360 --> 01:07:19,479
Speaker 1: but um, did you? I'm gonna read it right here.

1199
01:07:19,920 --> 01:07:22,560
Speaker 1: So this was like two days ago, and I just

1200
01:07:22,600 --> 01:07:26,160
Speaker 1: couldn't believe it. It's posted by Newsweek and it says

1201
01:07:26,720 --> 01:07:32,680
Speaker 1: massive semen explosion after blaze hits bull artificial insemination facility.

1202
01:07:32,760 --> 01:07:41,640
Speaker 1: Firefight fighters forced to dodge projectiles. Yeah, yeah, that's so.

1203
01:07:41,760 --> 01:07:47,920
Speaker 1: What was weird about the odor just the thing earning come. Yeah.

1204
01:07:49,400 --> 01:07:52,360
Speaker 1: I mean imagine being a firefighter having to go to

1205
01:07:52,440 --> 01:07:56,640
Speaker 1: that dodging projective and being like a like a homophobic,

1206
01:07:56,760 --> 01:07:58,800
Speaker 1: like toxic bro. It's like, dude, I don't getting her that.

1207
01:07:59,560 --> 01:08:02,720
Speaker 1: Come fly, No, it doesn't burn. It's bull come too.

1208
01:08:03,520 --> 01:08:05,640
Speaker 1: But they say it was probably very devastating to that

1209
01:08:05,680 --> 01:08:09,360
Speaker 1: agricultural sector because it was like they need that was valuable.

1210
01:08:09,400 --> 01:08:12,800
Speaker 1: Come right, yeah? And bulls are you know their refractory

1211
01:08:12,880 --> 01:08:17,599
Speaker 1: period is a while. I think saying that's bull come

1212
01:08:17,680 --> 01:08:21,480
Speaker 1: instead of bull craps go, it's a good new direction.

1213
01:08:21,800 --> 01:08:26,080
Speaker 1: That would be so jarring. Man, that's BC before. Oh

1214
01:08:27,200 --> 01:08:31,679
Speaker 1: do you think it's white like male? Come? Like human? Come? Yeah?

1215
01:08:32,040 --> 01:08:34,920
Speaker 1: Has come another color? Hey? If you're a veterinarian, let

1216
01:08:34,960 --> 01:08:37,840
Speaker 1: us know. Yeah, are there other color? Yellower? There must be,

1217
01:08:37,840 --> 01:08:40,400
Speaker 1: because I mean animals have like other color blood. It

1218
01:08:40,439 --> 01:08:43,400
Speaker 1: can't be that come as the great equalizer. And maybe

1219
01:08:43,439 --> 01:08:49,599
Speaker 1: there's like pieces of something in it. It's like birthday cake,

1220
01:08:50,560 --> 01:08:56,400
Speaker 1: birthday cake coming. Like the doctor sees that is like, um,

1221
01:08:56,800 --> 01:08:58,560
Speaker 1: you should stay right here. I need to call the

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01:08:58,640 --> 01:09:03,360
Speaker 1: c D c uh. Do you have fun fetty come

1223
01:09:03,600 --> 01:09:08,960
Speaker 1: dial in? Fun fetty come is great, like just fun

1224
01:09:09,000 --> 01:09:13,000
Speaker 1: fetty shout out or just regular confetti fetty that's dry,

1225
01:09:13,160 --> 01:09:17,200
Speaker 1: that would be dry, made a little like that's cute. Yeah,

1226
01:09:17,600 --> 01:09:20,720
Speaker 1: por noise, Miles. Where can people find you? Oh, you

1227
01:09:20,760 --> 01:09:23,080
Speaker 1: can find me and follow me on Twitter and Instagram

1228
01:09:23,120 --> 01:09:25,880
Speaker 1: at Miles of Gray. Now, get ready for this tweet

1229
01:09:25,880 --> 01:09:29,040
Speaker 1: because it's so on point for the conversation we're having.

1230
01:09:29,400 --> 01:09:37,280
Speaker 1: It's from at Stealing Valerie Betto. This ship is fucked up? Everyone,

1231
01:09:37,640 --> 01:09:40,679
Speaker 1: what's your plan to fix it? Betto to his Betto

1232
01:09:40,760 --> 01:10:00,240
Speaker 1: to his advisors. Should I start saying come now? Um,

1233
01:10:00,520 --> 01:10:07,120
Speaker 1: let's start saying? My tweet worth the shot. My tweet

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01:10:07,280 --> 01:10:12,920
Speaker 1: is also on topic and it's from you. Masturbating is crazy.

1235
01:10:13,080 --> 01:10:15,800
Speaker 1: You just poke or tug at your genitalia and a

1236
01:10:15,880 --> 01:10:27,800
Speaker 1: sauce comes out. Yeah, a sauce. It's golf is. You

1237
01:10:27,840 --> 01:10:30,800
Speaker 1: can find me on Twitter, Jack Underscore O'Brien, you can

1238
01:10:30,800 --> 01:10:33,000
Speaker 1: find us on Twitter at Daily Zeitgeist. We're at the

1239
01:10:33,080 --> 01:10:35,839
Speaker 1: Daily Zygeist on Instagram. We have a Facebook fan page

1240
01:10:36,240 --> 01:10:39,040
Speaker 1: and a website Daily's Guys dot Com where we post

1241
01:10:39,080 --> 01:10:42,200
Speaker 1: our episodes and our foot where we link off to

1242
01:10:42,200 --> 01:10:45,200
Speaker 1: the information that we talked about in today's episode. As

1243
01:10:45,240 --> 01:10:48,320
Speaker 1: well as the song we Ride out on Miles wasn't

1244
01:10:48,439 --> 01:10:50,799
Speaker 1: We're gonna just ride into the sunset into the weekend.

1245
01:10:50,840 --> 01:10:54,719
Speaker 1: This is a track from calli Ouches featuring Steve Lacey,

1246
01:10:55,160 --> 01:10:59,600
Speaker 1: one of my favorites. It's called Justice Stranger and it's bunky,

1247
01:10:59,840 --> 01:11:01,360
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. And we like to go

1248
01:11:01,360 --> 01:11:03,880
Speaker 1: into the weekend with a little funk in our trunk,

1249
01:11:04,840 --> 01:11:07,800
Speaker 1: riding out of season one. Oh yeah, in our trum,

1250
01:11:07,800 --> 01:11:09,840
Speaker 1: a little funk in our trunk because we don't use

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01:11:09,880 --> 01:11:13,160
Speaker 1: the days. That's right. This is one of the ones

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01:11:13,200 --> 01:11:17,040
Speaker 1: you were playing this morning. Um. Actually this one I

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01:11:17,080 --> 01:11:19,200
Speaker 1: was playing on Loop on my way in and then

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01:11:19,240 --> 01:11:20,360
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't think I should just keep

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01:11:20,360 --> 01:11:23,519
Speaker 1: this looping in the office. But this is a wonderful track. Um,

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