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Speaker 1: It's time for your phone tap. And I think back

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Speaker 1: in like the eighties and nineties, it got real popular

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Speaker 1: to have one of those coffee mugs or T shirts

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Speaker 1: that says number one dad. Oh yeah, World's best dad.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely.

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Speaker 1: Apparently those are still around now, because one of our

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Speaker 1: listeners reached out saying her husband just wore that shirt

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Speaker 1: to their kids' soccer game. He doesn't know it yet,

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Speaker 1: but we're gonna tell him. It actually caused a lot

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Speaker 1: of problems. Oh did you find out why? In your

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Speaker 1: phone tap right now?

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Speaker 2: Hello?

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Speaker 1: Hi? Is this Chuck? Yes, hey Chuck, I'm with this

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Speaker 1: you soccer Association. My name's Terry Bull.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, what can I do for you? So?

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Speaker 1: I got your number from your daughter's coach, and apparently

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Speaker 1: there were a few complaints that came in about you recently.

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Speaker 2: What m like, are you serious about me?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Because last Saturday at the game, you know, I

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Speaker 1: think you know what I'm talking about. It made some

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Speaker 1: of the other parents pretty upset.

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Speaker 2: So like, I was just cheering from the sidelines. I

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Speaker 2: didn't yelled the rest, I didn't I didn't do anything.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, you're you're correct, It's not what you

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Speaker 1: were doing. It's what you were wearing.

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Speaker 2: Okay, what were they wearing.

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Speaker 1: Well, there's a person who I'm going to keep anonymous.

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Speaker 1: They sent me a photo of you in that gray

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Speaker 1: T shirt and on the front it said number one Dad.

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Speaker 1: Oh remember that?

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Speaker 2: Okay?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Personally, I don't really have an issue with it,

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Speaker 1: but some of the other fathers who were in attendance

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Speaker 1: that day it felt a little insecure about it. Are

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Speaker 1: you are you?

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Speaker 2: Are you streaking joking?

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Speaker 1: I mean I wish I was.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: I can see how it can come across as kind

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Speaker 1: of boastful, you know, like, hey, I'm a better dad

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Speaker 1: than you.

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Speaker 2: You wear a shirt that this is unreal. Okay. I

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Speaker 2: don't know how anyone could even take it that way.

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Speaker 1: Okay, but they did.

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Speaker 2: My daughter bought that for me for my birthday, So.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Look, you don't have to brag to me about

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Speaker 1: how much your daughter loves you. I get it. You're

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Speaker 1: a fantastic parent, one of the best dads in the world.

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Speaker 2: That's not what I'm saying. Is saying that I'm number

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Speaker 2: one Dad shouldn't be offensive to people. It's just a

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Speaker 2: T shirt.

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Speaker 1: Well, regardless of what you think, I'm gonna have to

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Speaker 1: ask you to not wear that anymore to any of

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Speaker 1: the games going forward?

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Speaker 2: Are you kidding? Like what?

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Speaker 1: I realized that you didn't do that intentionally, and this

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Speaker 1: is obviously a very unique scenario. So the league will

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Speaker 1: provide a backup T shirt, no, free of charge that

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Speaker 1: isn't as boastful and offensive to all the other parents.

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Speaker 2: You're going to give me a different shirt to wear

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Speaker 2: my daughter's soccer game.

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Speaker 1: But hey, look, you can pick from our approved line

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Speaker 1: of T shirts. Like the first option, it just says dad,

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Speaker 1: but in all lower case.

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Speaker 2: Life, I feel like twice like so much that way.

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Speaker 1: You're just a dad, you know, nothing like I'm better

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Speaker 1: than you, I'm the number one. It's just simple and clean.

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Speaker 2: No dad, no pass. I'm not wearing something that says

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Speaker 2: lowercase dad.

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Speaker 1: Okay, up up to your next option. This one's a

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Speaker 1: little bit more self deprecating. It says third fattest.

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Speaker 2: Dad, third fattest dad.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and the words fat are kind of like thicker letters,

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Speaker 1: so part of the joke.

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Speaker 2: Do you understand how stupid this shows.

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Speaker 1: It's gonna keep the parents guessing, like, who are the

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Speaker 1: two others? Who are the fatter dads? Who's number one

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Speaker 1: and number two? No, oh my god, think about it.

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Speaker 1: Then the next week you can wear the second fattest

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Speaker 1: dad T shirt. What it's kind of like you're improving

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Speaker 1: not wearing it. Fine, Maybe we do something a little

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Speaker 1: bit more motivational for the kids. No, because I can

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Speaker 1: make one that says smells like wimp out there. What

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Speaker 1: do you think?

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Speaker 2: That's terrible? Are you kidding me?

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Speaker 1: Terrible? Don't you mean like motivational.

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Speaker 2: It's not motivational to call children whims.

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Speaker 1: We're not calling them. Then we're saying it smells like

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Speaker 1: wimp out on the field.

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Speaker 2: I get what you're saying. That is more offensive than

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Speaker 2: anything you said so far.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I mean the only other motivational shirt that's already

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Speaker 1: pre approved says I'd rather be watching the New York Jets?

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Speaker 1: Oh oh no? Do you root for the Jets? Is

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Speaker 1: that what the problem is that I offend you? No?

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Speaker 2: I don't care about the freaking Jets? Is she about

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Speaker 2: the stupidly telling me what I can and can't wear?

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Speaker 2: So I'm not talking to you anymore. I'm talking to

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Speaker 2: my wife.

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Speaker 1: Actually, your wife already contacted us about it, and she's

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Speaker 1: wearing a shirt right now that says my dumb husband

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Speaker 1: just got pranked by Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: No way, Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: I'm serious, dude. My name is jeffrom Brook and Jeffrey

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Speaker 1: in the morning. You're being phone tapped. Wow wow yeah wow?

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Speaker 1: Is it right? Because your wife Gianna told us about

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Speaker 1: the shirt that you wore to your daughter's game. She

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Speaker 1: thought you were being a little bit cocky.

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Speaker 2: No, I know she did, and she proved that shirt

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Speaker 2: not to.

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Speaker 1: Wear out in public. You're the number one dad in

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Speaker 1: that house. Sure you don't want to make all the

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Speaker 1: other dads feel bad about themselves, though, do you.

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Speaker 2: I guess it didn't take of them.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Now, number one, most selfish and fourth fattest dad.

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Speaker 1: You go for that shirt any time, oh man.

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Speaker 2: The week of every morning was fum taps weekday mornings

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Speaker 2: on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning