WEBVTT - Big Pappa Has Arrived (with Will Ferrell) RE-RELEASE 0:00:01.600 --> 0:00:03.600 I would make you drink tea immediately if you were 0:00:04.800 --> 0:00:09.040 if you were down, that's hilarious. You'd make me drink 0:00:09.119 --> 0:00:13.399 too much. How you get peas in the green room 0:00:13.440 --> 0:00:14.000 to warm up? 0:00:15.400 --> 0:00:18.360 You gotta get your body used to the pea. We 0:00:18.440 --> 0:00:20.840 haven't watch of cofferent peas for you to try. 0:00:20.880 --> 0:00:22.840 Then, And then you'd watch the episode and I'd still 0:00:22.840 --> 0:00:23.840 have cut out it all the time. 0:00:24.560 --> 0:00:26.720 I just wanted to drink my own pea. Why am 0:00:26.760 --> 0:00:32.440 I drinking other types of pea? Well, well, resistance and 0:00:32.640 --> 0:00:37.000 we're not filming any of this. Hey, relax, Well, you 0:00:37.080 --> 0:00:40.400 wanted to be on the show. Listen, he is pe 0:00:40.600 --> 0:00:46.920 my man, Come take a swig. It doesn't. 0:00:52.560 --> 0:01:01.000 Us racists. 0:00:58.960 --> 0:01:02.000 Money, she's malitary stuff. 0:01:03.480 --> 0:01:04.280 Can't tell me. 0:01:06.880 --> 0:01:11.480 You can ring my bell, Ring my bell there it 0:01:11.560 --> 0:01:16.240 is welcome. Welcome, little mama's and gentiles alike, Welcome to 0:01:16.319 --> 0:01:19.200 another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me. 0:01:19.400 --> 0:01:22.840 The podcast where we dive deep into the pockets of 0:01:23.000 --> 0:01:24.720 black conspiracy theory. 0:01:24.600 --> 0:01:28.080 And we finally work to prove that Lauren Hill is 0:01:28.280 --> 0:01:31.920 always late to every place she goes, not because she 0:01:31.959 --> 0:01:34.800 doesn't respect her audience, but because she is in fact 0:01:34.959 --> 0:01:35.840 walking there. 0:01:36.040 --> 0:01:39.560 She's a champion for climate change. She's a real hero. 0:01:39.720 --> 0:01:45.080 Stop yelling at that lady for not being on time. 0:01:46.560 --> 0:01:49.520 It takes time to save the planet, and you love it. 0:01:49.560 --> 0:01:50.680 You got to invest. 0:01:51.240 --> 0:01:53.440 You don't think Lauren Hill doesn't care about the planet, 0:01:53.480 --> 0:01:53.920 You're wrong. 0:01:54.080 --> 0:02:00.960 She loves the jungles. Maybe that wasn't the right. She 0:02:01.080 --> 0:02:02.640 loves some toundras as well. 0:02:02.840 --> 0:02:07.800 She loves all climates, yeah, all landscapes. I'm Langston Kerman 0:02:09.040 --> 0:02:12.280 and we are in studio. A rare this is a 0:02:12.400 --> 0:02:12.880 rare thing. 0:02:12.960 --> 0:02:14.079 We can all see each other. 0:02:14.120 --> 0:02:17.040 It's bright, Yeah, it's it's well lit. It is well lit. 0:02:17.240 --> 0:02:19.960 Yeah, it's very well lit. Maybe too well lit, I'd 0:02:20.000 --> 0:02:22.520 say it's probably. How is it ever gonna be in 0:02:22.560 --> 0:02:28.960 about five minutes, I'm gonna sweat, But given we are 0:02:29.160 --> 0:02:34.120 here in studio, because we have a wonderful guest today. 0:02:34.240 --> 0:02:37.919 He has blessed us by by coming down. 0:02:38.120 --> 0:02:39.800 And it is worth noting. 0:02:40.160 --> 0:02:42.960 We we don't often have white people on this show, 0:02:43.240 --> 0:02:45.080 really hardly. 0:02:45.639 --> 0:02:46.480 This is an anomaly. 0:02:46.639 --> 0:02:49.240 This is an anomaly. But you demanded it. You said, 0:02:49.280 --> 0:02:52.760 I'm sick of this all black going on. 0:02:53.240 --> 0:02:57.160 Just get me in the room, please, just give me 0:02:57.240 --> 0:03:00.200 five minutes. And if they if they don't like me, 0:03:00.440 --> 0:03:02.160 I get it, they can kick me out right, But 0:03:02.240 --> 0:03:04.360 I just need five minutes of your guys time. I 0:03:04.400 --> 0:03:07.040 feel like I feel like this can go great. Yeah, 0:03:07.240 --> 0:03:09.239 or we could blow it. We could really. 0:03:09.040 --> 0:03:11.079 Blow it, audience. 0:03:11.320 --> 0:03:14.280 This is gonna either bring people in or turn them 0:03:14.320 --> 0:03:15.600 away immediately. 0:03:18.480 --> 0:03:19.239 But but our. 0:03:19.120 --> 0:03:22.600 Guest today, he is he's He's a man who doesn't 0:03:22.639 --> 0:03:23.560 need an introduction. 0:03:23.680 --> 0:03:25.360 He's so funny, so talented. 0:03:25.400 --> 0:03:29.320 You know him from literally every favorite thing you've ever watched. 0:03:29.520 --> 0:03:32.280 And he also is the proprietor and owner of our 0:03:32.639 --> 0:03:37.480 of our podcast company. He's the he's the big Boston charge. 0:03:37.640 --> 0:03:39.520 We're so happy he's here. Please give it up for 0:03:39.560 --> 0:03:42.080 our guest, mister Will Farrow. 0:03:43.000 --> 0:03:44.760 Yes, I like that. 0:03:45.040 --> 0:03:46.360 Yeah, that's a good feeling, I know. 0:03:47.000 --> 0:03:51.040 But lengths So we sat down with Hans. That's right. 0:03:51.360 --> 0:03:54.720 You're one of our first meetings. Yeah, and what is 0:03:54.760 --> 0:03:55.800 it four years later? 0:03:55.960 --> 0:03:56.480 That's right? 0:03:56.640 --> 0:04:00.600 Yeah, this was in the yard of building an empire. 0:04:02.000 --> 0:04:06.960 So congrats to you guys the empire. 0:04:07.520 --> 0:04:10.920 Yes, I love you know what you know, what that 0:04:10.960 --> 0:04:13.480 tells me is that you're not checking the numbers every week, 0:04:13.600 --> 0:04:14.160 And and. 0:04:14.080 --> 0:04:21.320 That's great because I like working. That's uh, welcome to 0:04:21.320 --> 0:04:25.560 the world of podcasts. Yeah, we're so excited to check 0:04:25.560 --> 0:04:27.520 the numbers. We're so excited you're here. 0:04:27.760 --> 0:04:32.120 We gathered a bunch of our favorite conspiracy theories that 0:04:32.160 --> 0:04:34.440 we wanted to talk to you about. But more importantly, 0:04:34.640 --> 0:04:36.720 I think the best way to kick off this conversation 0:04:36.880 --> 0:04:38.760 is to really ask you where do you Where do 0:04:38.800 --> 0:04:41.320 you stand in the world of conspiracy theories? Do would 0:04:41.320 --> 0:04:44.880 you pride yourself as a conspiracy theorist? How much of 0:04:44.920 --> 0:04:48.720 a believer are you? And also adding on to that, yeah, 0:04:48.760 --> 0:04:52.280 black people, where. 0:04:52.040 --> 0:04:56.160 Do you stay? In general? 0:04:58.360 --> 0:04:58.560 You know? 0:05:00.040 --> 0:05:04.320 You know what's interesting is I So I want to 0:05:04.320 --> 0:05:07.760 ask you guys. I may come off like an a 0:05:07.920 --> 0:05:14.040 hole here, but I have I am never more flattered 0:05:14.680 --> 0:05:18.240 than when someone from the black community comes up to 0:05:18.279 --> 0:05:22.119 me and says, you're so funny, or I love your stuff, 0:05:22.279 --> 0:05:26.839 You're so stupid, or but I I get a lot 0:05:26.880 --> 0:05:29.880 of love, at least to my face. And I'm all, 0:05:29.960 --> 0:05:32.560 I'm like, how why? Well? 0:05:33.080 --> 0:05:37.039 And I I will say, I think you are a 0:05:37.160 --> 0:05:39.760 beloved figure in the black community. 0:05:40.279 --> 0:05:42.120 And my wife and I were trying to analyze, She's like, 0:05:42.320 --> 0:05:44.920 because you do a good job of making fun of 0:05:44.960 --> 0:05:48.920 white people. Yeah, and I'm like, oh, no, that's good. Yeah. 0:05:50.360 --> 0:05:56.960 I do like to send up arrogant yeah, people who 0:05:56.960 --> 0:05:59.880 think they're too full of themselves. And I happen to 0:05:59.880 --> 0:06:05.520 be white, but I'm always like wow, thanks, yeah, And 0:06:06.040 --> 0:06:07.919 but I've only you know, I did get hard with 0:06:08.000 --> 0:06:13.719 Kevin Hart, and it's not like I've done yeah right, No. 0:06:13.920 --> 0:06:17.800 I I think black audiences as a stand up and 0:06:17.839 --> 0:06:20.159 I can only really speak to it from a stand 0:06:20.240 --> 0:06:24.440 up perspective. But black audiences are sometimes the toughest to get. 0:06:24.800 --> 0:06:27.359 But when they fuck with you, they fuck with you 0:06:27.440 --> 0:06:30.960 in a way that is hard to like untether there 0:06:31.160 --> 0:06:34.720 they become permanent fans. So something you did in your 0:06:34.839 --> 0:06:38.400 journey assured enough black people that they were like that, 0:06:38.480 --> 0:06:42.159 dude's fucking awesome. And it's because of how funny you 0:06:42.200 --> 0:06:45.280 are and talented, obviously, but something in that journey they 0:06:45.279 --> 0:06:47.960 were like, I like this dude, And now you know, 0:06:48.080 --> 0:06:49.520 my my grandma is always going. 0:06:49.520 --> 0:06:57.800 To be a fan of you. Okay, okay that you're here, 0:06:57.880 --> 0:07:00.440 but she would be your mom is going to credit 0:07:00.520 --> 0:07:05.880 for me coming today, you know, Lanxton, that was my idea. 0:07:06.160 --> 0:07:08.560 You know, I was someone who told you to put 0:07:08.560 --> 0:07:09.240 White guys on. 0:07:09.200 --> 0:07:12.880 The Yeah, you know, I kind of introduced you to 0:07:12.880 --> 0:07:13.520 Will Ferrell. 0:07:13.840 --> 0:07:20.440 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but let's see back to the original. 0:07:21.440 --> 0:07:27.880 Am I pro I'm I don't know if I'm that conspiratorial? Sure, 0:07:28.160 --> 0:07:33.520 and yet there are moments where I'm like, hmmm mmmm 0:07:34.200 --> 0:07:40.200 that that seems like that could go yeah, yeah this way. 0:07:40.360 --> 0:07:43.360 Do you have Do you have one in particular that 0:07:43.360 --> 0:07:46.680 that comes to mind where you go like, I wouldn't 0:07:47.400 --> 0:07:50.200 say I'm fully on board, but I certainly am willing 0:07:50.240 --> 0:07:52.800 to hear it out more than others. 0:07:53.320 --> 0:07:57.840 Here's one. Here's one that I feel like kind of 0:07:57.960 --> 0:08:01.760 checks out. This is very this is this is sports related. 0:08:01.840 --> 0:08:04.440 Yeah, there doesn't have to be good. 0:08:05.360 --> 0:08:09.520 Yeah it's not. It's but I once heard so this 0:08:09.600 --> 0:08:14.720 one always was like, I think this checks out. Cal Ripken, 0:08:15.320 --> 0:08:20.760 who uh, Cal Ripken Junior who played for the Baltimore 0:08:20.760 --> 0:08:24.600 Orioles and had the longest stretch. Uh. He broke lou 0:08:24.680 --> 0:08:30.160 Gegg's record of consecutive games play baseball and for anyone 0:08:30.160 --> 0:08:32.800 who remembers there is a big baseball fan. There was 0:08:32.840 --> 0:08:35.640 a point in his streak and he was getting towards 0:08:35.679 --> 0:08:41.600 the end where the game was called due to the 0:08:41.880 --> 0:08:46.600 electricity going out in the Baltimore baseball team and they 0:08:46.679 --> 0:08:48.520 had to call the game there was a power outage. 0:08:49.600 --> 0:08:55.120 And the story is that cal Ripken came home to 0:08:55.240 --> 0:09:03.079 find Kevin Costner cheating. Wife cheating with Kevin cost They 0:09:03.120 --> 0:09:07.360 had a fight. He hurt his hand. Whoa, I can't 0:09:07.400 --> 0:09:11.640 play tonight. They're like, okay, what about the streak? I 0:09:11.720 --> 0:09:15.120 know the powers out cut the lights, cut the lights, 0:09:15.559 --> 0:09:17.920 and then they had a couple off days and it 0:09:18.000 --> 0:09:20.280 allowed him for the hand to heal up, and the 0:09:20.320 --> 0:09:27.240 streak continued. WHOA, right, that's that? Yeah? Maybe because you 0:09:27.280 --> 0:09:30.880 come home dances with wolves is dancing with your with 0:09:31.000 --> 0:09:36.520 you and she doesn't like it, but that's what I 0:09:36.559 --> 0:09:40.400 call her. She's used to it now agreed to disagree. 0:09:40.679 --> 0:09:44.520 You're a wolf to me. When I see you, I 0:09:44.600 --> 0:09:50.000 picture a wolf wolf And here's where a bullet. I 0:09:50.200 --> 0:09:54.560 ran into Kevin Costner multiple times at the Golden Globes 0:09:54.600 --> 0:09:57.360 this year, and I forgot to ask him, did you 0:09:57.400 --> 0:10:01.920 get together with Caldia? Weird way to launch in to Hey, 0:10:01.960 --> 0:10:05.360 how you doing? By the way, I mean, how are you? 0:10:06.120 --> 0:10:07.160 I don't know him at all? 0:10:07.240 --> 0:10:09.400 Oh can't you can't start with extra? 0:10:09.920 --> 0:10:12.400 But you know what. He was a big but he 0:10:12.480 --> 0:10:16.080 was hanging around baseball, you know, yeah, all dream field 0:10:16.080 --> 0:10:19.360 of dreams and Bull Durham. Yeah, he was always showing up, 0:10:19.440 --> 0:10:22.840 like Kevin Costner's taking batting practice today with the Detroit 0:10:22.880 --> 0:10:27.080 Lions or something like that. Detroit Tigers, you got the Lions. 0:10:28.160 --> 0:10:30.360 Batting practice with Detroit Lions would be a different thing. 0:10:30.720 --> 0:10:33.679 I think that happy he showed up at this point 0:10:33.800 --> 0:10:36.520 the Lions. The Lions needed the help. Probably. 0:10:37.960 --> 0:10:39.319 That's a sad story over there. 0:10:39.520 --> 0:10:41.520 I was just saying, if you don't know him the 0:10:41.559 --> 0:10:43.200 way you do it is like, you know what, I. 0:10:43.160 --> 0:10:48.559 Love having sex with baseball players? Why right? Do you know? 0:10:48.840 --> 0:10:50.840 Just do that? Do you know what I mean? Kevin? Yeah, 0:10:50.960 --> 0:10:51.680 you know what I mean? 0:10:51.960 --> 0:10:53.760 You know, just hav one to come home once in 0:10:53.760 --> 0:10:56.680 the base and who's your favorite wife to have sex with? 0:10:57.280 --> 0:10:59.440 Who also played from a man who played. 0:10:59.280 --> 0:11:02.800 Hall of Famer funny funny. You should ask Will. 0:11:05.880 --> 0:11:07.319 Who wins that fight? 0:11:07.559 --> 0:11:12.000 It has there's no way that he doesn't win. Professional athlete. 0:11:12.400 --> 0:11:15.680 Kevin Costner feels like I feel like he would get 0:11:15.720 --> 0:11:17.360 I don't want to fight Kevin. 0:11:18.760 --> 0:11:22.079 No, he's a tall guy, is he is he tall? Yeah? 0:11:22.360 --> 0:11:25.040 He's about sixty three and he and he he's a 0:11:25.240 --> 0:11:31.880 he's a he's strong, but he's an actor. I don't know. 0:11:31.960 --> 0:11:35.280 Yeah, there's no way he's actually riding all those horses 0:11:35.400 --> 0:11:39.000 on on Yellowstone, you know, No, no, really, I think there. 0:11:39.120 --> 0:11:42.200 I think there are plenty of The man doesn't he 0:11:42.240 --> 0:11:44.800 doesn't want to be there anymore, is my understanding. 0:11:44.840 --> 0:11:47.280 I don't think he's done right. Yeah, it's not even. 0:11:47.840 --> 0:11:51.640 There's no way he's like committed to genuine horseback riding 0:11:51.679 --> 0:11:52.480 the entire time. 0:11:52.920 --> 0:11:56.080 Man, please let me. I had to try to ride 0:11:56.080 --> 0:11:58.520 a horse for a movie and they got me with 0:11:58.559 --> 0:12:01.520 the stunt person and they're like, well, it's it's not 0:12:01.679 --> 0:12:04.319 it won't be it won't be hard. It'll just be 0:12:04.400 --> 0:12:06.640 an easy kind of trot up into the frame. And 0:12:08.240 --> 0:12:12.360 if you've ever been around a horse, they're enormous, terrifying, terrifying. 0:12:13.360 --> 0:12:16.400 They seem scared too, and they seem scared and they 0:12:16.679 --> 0:12:19.240 look at you through the side of their eye and 0:12:19.520 --> 0:12:22.760 they can sense fear. Anyway, I got on the horse rode. 0:12:22.840 --> 0:12:25.120 I think they let me do two little circles and 0:12:25.120 --> 0:12:28.640 they're like, we're good. We're gonna need to stunt ridder 0:12:29.600 --> 0:12:32.320 I'm like, I was that bad? Just trotting in a 0:12:32.320 --> 0:12:33.479 little stable. 0:12:33.480 --> 0:12:38.120 Well that actually looked like ship you know, strag it all, 0:12:38.160 --> 0:12:39.280 strag it all, strag it all. 0:12:39.840 --> 0:12:41.400 I'm like, I talked to the direction. I'm like, was 0:12:41.440 --> 0:12:43.200 it that bad? They're like, yeah, they said you looked 0:12:43.200 --> 0:12:49.400 incredibly uncomfortable, So so I get it. Yeah if Kevin, yeah, man, 0:12:50.160 --> 0:12:53.720 for even what try. I don't think it's not great 0:12:53.760 --> 0:12:55.960 that we're just riding horses all the time. You're sensitive, 0:12:56.280 --> 0:12:58.600 You were sensitive to the needs of the beast, and 0:12:58.679 --> 0:13:00.000 I respect that. Thank you. 0:13:00.160 --> 0:13:00.640 You're kind. 0:13:01.200 --> 0:13:03.840 Yeah, that's why. That's why I don't ride horses. Sure, 0:13:03.920 --> 0:13:05.000 it's the kindness then you. 0:13:06.600 --> 0:13:06.840 Riding. 0:13:06.920 --> 0:13:09.760 The times I have ridden horses, they're always giving me 0:13:10.440 --> 0:13:21.679 the horse named like old Ricky sure or or Whistlers Cinnamon. 0:13:22.360 --> 0:13:26.600 Like they're not giving me, let's put them on striker yeah, 0:13:26.760 --> 0:13:30.560 like smoke like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:13:30.760 --> 0:13:33.520 I I don't know that I've ever ridden a horse 0:13:33.640 --> 0:13:36.640 besides the like pony rides, you know, the ones that 0:13:36.679 --> 0:13:40.960 they like that's chained up in a in an abusive circle. 0:13:41.440 --> 0:13:45.120 Yeah, and the track is well worn in the dirt. Yeah, 0:13:45.120 --> 0:13:47.600 they're just putting one foot in front of the other. 0:13:47.720 --> 0:13:50.680 It's just clops of their feet in tears that we 0:13:50.720 --> 0:13:53.480 didn't know there, and they're thinking, how did I get here? 0:13:53.679 --> 0:13:55.199 What did I do well? 0:13:56.600 --> 0:13:59.000 Because there's a carnie in the corner smoking a cigarette 0:13:59.040 --> 0:14:10.720 making sure it doesn't met that boy. 0:14:05.720 --> 0:14:07.559 With a cattle prod. 0:14:09.520 --> 0:14:13.760 Just the meanest people possible, abusing tiny little horses. 0:14:14.000 --> 0:14:15.040 I mean, shout out to carneies. 0:14:15.080 --> 0:14:18.319 They're good folks, though, Yeah, we don't shout them out enough. 0:14:18.400 --> 0:14:19.840 I know nobody gives it to. 0:14:19.840 --> 0:14:22.560 Them, is there? You know? I feel like not a 0:14:22.600 --> 0:14:24.240 lot of black carnies out there. 0:14:24.640 --> 0:14:26.800 Brother, trying to break them. 0:14:27.480 --> 0:14:32.880 You're not You're not one of the last frontiers that 0:14:32.880 --> 0:14:34.200 that was in one of Martin. 0:14:33.960 --> 0:14:38.120 Luther King literally flashed to every carnival you've never seen, 0:14:38.440 --> 0:14:41.320 you never I'm like, yeah, I want a black carneie, 0:14:41.400 --> 0:14:43.000 just like a dude with a do rag work in 0:14:43.040 --> 0:14:48.160 a tilted world, super skinny, messed out white guys. Yeah, 0:14:48.640 --> 0:14:50.400 the female carneies, I don't think. 0:14:50.480 --> 0:14:50.560 So. 0:14:50.640 --> 0:14:53.640 You know what the problem is, Black people don't Black 0:14:53.640 --> 0:14:56.800 people don't smoke meth. We we we're more cracked people, 0:14:56.840 --> 0:14:58.680 and crack don't sell well for U. 0:14:59.400 --> 0:15:02.160 Maintaining horses and relationships. You know what I mean. 0:15:02.600 --> 0:15:05.400 I think I think method is a more working a 0:15:05.480 --> 0:15:06.760 working man's drug. 0:15:07.120 --> 0:15:09.280 I don't see. 0:15:09.280 --> 0:15:13.280 Here's what I okay. I think that people are willing 0:15:13.320 --> 0:15:15.040 to do a lot for christ. I think it's just 0:15:15.120 --> 0:15:19.400 we haven't been introduced to carne dumb and that's what 0:15:19.520 --> 0:15:19.960 it is. 0:15:20.120 --> 0:15:23.800 The Universe Soul circus, I bet has some some black carnies. 0:15:24.080 --> 0:15:27.280 What is that you're saying, Universe soul circus. Y'all don't 0:15:27.320 --> 0:15:29.040 know about the Universe Soul circus. 0:15:29.120 --> 0:15:29.880 No, you keep doing it. 0:15:30.160 --> 0:15:34.160 Well, that's how they say it on the radio. Come 0:15:34.200 --> 0:15:39.920 on down, guys. I don't know if you've heard the 0:15:40.040 --> 0:15:41.840 radio commercial, but you're nailing it. 0:15:41.960 --> 0:15:44.480 You're really you're both doing it pretty good. 0:15:45.320 --> 0:15:48.440 There's a real circus that that is black owned and 0:15:48.560 --> 0:15:52.920 black managed. And I bet they have black carnies. Do 0:15:53.000 --> 0:15:54.480 you think they have their own term like they call 0:15:54.480 --> 0:15:59.640 themselves BLARNEY's. I hope not. That would be tough. 0:15:59.680 --> 0:16:03.200 I hope you don't have to write that on a resume. 0:16:03.440 --> 0:16:04.440 That feels irish. 0:16:04.520 --> 0:16:10.200 Yeah, that feels irish. Yeah, man, we gotta get some 0:16:10.200 --> 0:16:12.600 more black carneies. I know they get more black carneys 0:16:12.760 --> 0:16:15.320 that's I'm glad we're talking about it now. Yeah, but 0:16:15.600 --> 0:16:19.200 when this drops, that will be the next thing. People. 0:16:19.200 --> 0:16:22.040 We're gonna start with a generation of young boys. 0:16:22.200 --> 0:16:24.200 And for the record, if you are a black Carnie, 0:16:24.280 --> 0:16:28.560 reach out, please send an emails because I want to 0:16:28.560 --> 0:16:29.520 see what you're wearing. 0:16:29.720 --> 0:16:33.160 Yeah, show us that bendle over your shoulder. Let's let's 0:16:33.160 --> 0:16:33.360 see it. 0:16:33.760 --> 0:16:38.720 The twirtle wheel can't say the rise. I'm wanting Ferris Wheel, 0:16:39.280 --> 0:16:40.000 soul Wheel. 0:16:41.600 --> 0:16:43.040 I feel like if you let black people get a 0:16:43.400 --> 0:16:45.640 hold of corn Dog production, I think we could do 0:16:45.680 --> 0:16:48.200 some really great stuff in the space. I think we 0:16:48.200 --> 0:16:50.000 should do some really innovative stuff. 0:16:50.120 --> 0:16:53.320 I think they're going to put grits on the outside 0:16:53.320 --> 0:16:55.800 and fry it and that's going to change the game 0:16:55.880 --> 0:16:56.720 for corn Dogs. 0:16:56.840 --> 0:16:59.640 That would be crazy. Yeah, that would be crazy. It's 0:16:59.640 --> 0:17:02.360 probably why has it been so stagnant. Nothing's happened in 0:17:02.400 --> 0:17:05.479 corn Dogs since I don't know that twenty When did 0:17:05.480 --> 0:17:06.720 the corn dogs come around? 0:17:06.880 --> 0:17:09.320 That's a great question, that's a really good question. Yeah, 0:17:09.440 --> 0:17:11.960 if Olivia were in here, we force her to do 0:17:12.040 --> 0:17:12.600 the research. 0:17:12.920 --> 0:17:15.040 Maybe maybe Texas Olivia. 0:17:15.240 --> 0:17:17.040 I feel like I want to look that up. 0:17:17.280 --> 0:17:19.520 Yeah, let's look it up. Let's find out when my 0:17:19.760 --> 0:17:24.200 corn dogs invented. I'm saying that's a depression food. Oh, 0:17:24.359 --> 0:17:28.359 I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go reconstruction. 0:17:28.480 --> 0:17:31.360 I'm going a little reconstruction. Okay, it's a little earlier. 0:17:31.760 --> 0:17:34.600 And also who takes that corn dogs? 0:17:34.640 --> 0:17:36.440 Is that the American thing? 0:17:37.720 --> 0:17:41.040 Oh? Wow, We're both wrong. Nineteen thirties is what I'm 0:17:41.040 --> 0:17:41.439 looking at. 0:17:41.600 --> 0:17:43.800 Okay, No, I think. 0:17:43.600 --> 0:17:48.040 It says the The Pronto pup vendors at the Minnesota 0:17:48.080 --> 0:17:51.119 State Fair claim to have invented the corn dog in 0:17:51.240 --> 0:17:52.359 nineteen forty one. 0:17:52.720 --> 0:17:52.960 Wow. 0:17:53.160 --> 0:17:57.679 On June sixteenth, nineteen forty six, Cozy Dog Driving in Springfield, 0:17:57.760 --> 0:18:00.760 Illinois claims to have been the first to serve corn 0:18:00.800 --> 0:18:04.560 dogs on sticks, so people were just raw dog and 0:18:04.640 --> 0:18:05.840 corn dogs with their hands. 0:18:06.040 --> 0:18:06.880 That sucks. 0:18:07.200 --> 0:18:07.960 That's awful. 0:18:08.119 --> 0:18:11.960 That's a trash without the sick I hate it. 0:18:12.960 --> 0:18:15.840 Could you imagine hole knit? 0:18:16.000 --> 0:18:16.080 Like? 0:18:17.000 --> 0:18:19.440 I don't. I can't. I don't know the last time 0:18:19.440 --> 0:18:20.240 I had a corn dog? 0:18:20.960 --> 0:18:25.320 Yeah, you don't want to go back to that? 0:18:25.920 --> 0:18:27.920 Eat healthy? Yeah? I mean, but every once in a 0:18:28.000 --> 0:18:31.120 year you have. I don't even know if I've been 0:18:31.240 --> 0:18:33.840 anywhere that offers a corn dog. 0:18:34.080 --> 0:18:37.840 Got to the carnival. Mmmm, okay, which I think is 0:18:37.880 --> 0:18:38.760 like an emo record. 0:18:38.760 --> 0:18:39.200 I don't know. 0:18:43.600 --> 0:18:45.520 Yeah, I mean I guess you don't see him out 0:18:45.520 --> 0:18:46.199 and about like that. 0:18:46.280 --> 0:18:46.800 Yeah, they're not. 0:18:46.960 --> 0:18:49.119 They're not as popular, I think as they used to 0:18:49.160 --> 0:18:53.040 be back when the Minnesota State Fair was was. 0:18:53.240 --> 0:18:56.399 I do remember it was a staple at school lunch 0:18:57.160 --> 0:18:59.600 in elementary school at least once a week there was 0:18:59.640 --> 0:19:00.000 corn dog. 0:19:00.200 --> 0:19:01.399 Yeah, it was part of it. 0:19:01.560 --> 0:19:01.760 Yeah. 0:19:02.040 --> 0:19:05.520 And were you were you a fan? Were you happy 0:19:05.680 --> 0:19:07.679 when corn dog Day came around? Or were you like 0:19:07.760 --> 0:19:09.720 this this fucking No, I. 0:19:09.680 --> 0:19:13.120 Was fairly happy. I would. I would a lot of mustard. 0:19:13.680 --> 0:19:17.040 I'm a big mustard guy. Okay. Ketchup is for children exactly, 0:19:17.119 --> 0:19:20.040 and I don't get it. I'm not I don't get you, right. 0:19:20.119 --> 0:19:21.840 I also feel like it's for white people. I do 0:19:21.960 --> 0:19:22.320 think that. 0:19:22.560 --> 0:19:25.639 I tend to I tend to agree, okay, yeah, thank you, Yeah, 0:19:25.680 --> 0:19:28.320 I tend to agree because it's like sweet, there's no 0:19:28.440 --> 0:19:29.359 challenge to it. 0:19:29.359 --> 0:19:32.879 It's the easiest condiment. It's like entry level. 0:19:33.280 --> 0:19:35.919 Ronald Reagan tried to make it a vegetable. So is 0:19:35.960 --> 0:19:39.280 that true? Was that a thing he was bitching that? Now, 0:19:39.440 --> 0:19:42.159 maybe that's a conspiracy too, But I think in school 0:19:42.240 --> 0:19:47.119 lunches he tried to get ketchup as a vegetable to 0:19:47.200 --> 0:19:50.080 be cheaper for to save money on the school lunch program. 0:19:50.080 --> 0:19:53.760 You know, cops, just because the cops. The next time 0:19:53.840 --> 0:19:56.000 you get in trouble, crack. 0:19:55.960 --> 0:19:57.880 Okay, I'm going to be on That was an accident. 0:19:58.000 --> 0:19:59.080 I meant to I meant. 0:19:58.880 --> 0:20:07.120 To do this. The book That's More Speed, that's got 0:20:07.119 --> 0:20:10.760 Will Ferrell written all over it. 0:20:11.640 --> 0:20:11.680 That. 0:20:12.760 --> 0:20:15.640 Yeah, I will say, there's something really nice about hearing 0:20:15.680 --> 0:20:16.520 that Ronald Reagan. 0:20:16.760 --> 0:20:19.160 Uh I said a fact he tried to push through 0:20:19.280 --> 0:20:22.280 that that ketchup would be considered a vegetable. 0:20:24.160 --> 0:20:25.639 He was probably in Heine's pocket. 0:20:25.800 --> 0:20:30.080 But we about Ronald Reagan doing bad things to the 0:20:30.119 --> 0:20:33.000 black community specifically, but it's nice to know that he 0:20:33.080 --> 0:20:37.040 did some bad things. Yeah, he's like, now we're gonna 0:20:37.040 --> 0:20:39.640 make white people eat ketch up and call it vegetables. 0:20:39.760 --> 0:20:41.920 You know what, that's nice. I like that. 0:20:41.960 --> 0:20:46.480 You know what if we're talking, Yeah, when did ranch 0:20:46.520 --> 0:20:50.159 get put on? That's what I wonder a lot, because 0:20:50.200 --> 0:20:55.399 there was If you remember, I like, branch was just 0:20:55.600 --> 0:20:59.680 an exotic salad dressing. For the longest time, we're not exotic, 0:20:59.720 --> 0:21:04.520 but they is good. But now you're right, there was a. 0:21:04.440 --> 0:21:05.720 They made it. It's everywhere. 0:21:06.359 --> 0:21:07.960 Ye when did that happen? 0:21:08.359 --> 0:21:10.480 Because you notice you wouldn't take like a lot of 0:21:10.520 --> 0:21:13.200 seventies eighties media, so there's no rants right right right, 0:21:13.359 --> 0:21:14.880 nobody's talking about Ranch. 0:21:15.400 --> 0:21:18.320 And then I feel like whenever Hidden Valley Drop. 0:21:18.119 --> 0:21:18.800 Hidden Valley? 0:21:19.040 --> 0:21:19.840 That was big? 0:21:20.160 --> 0:21:23.520 What is the who's that actress? She was in Mash. 0:21:23.640 --> 0:21:26.240 She was the voice of Hidden Valley. Really, Oh yeah, 0:21:26.359 --> 0:21:30.800 Bond Lady, Bond Lady, No Hidden Valet, hot lips is 0:21:30.840 --> 0:21:34.679 Hidden Valley in Valley? Wow? In Mash, the movie, not 0:21:34.840 --> 0:21:37.359