Speaker 1: I would make you drink tea immediately if you were
Speaker 1: if you were down, that's hilarious. You'd make me drink
Speaker 1: too much. How you get peas in the green room
Speaker 1: to warm up?
Speaker 2: You gotta get your body used to the pea. We
Speaker 2: haven't watch of cofferent peas for you to try.
Speaker 3: Then, And then you'd watch the episode and I'd still
Speaker 3: have cut out it all the time.
Speaker 2: I just wanted to drink my own pea. Why am
Speaker 2: I drinking other types of pea? Well, well, resistance and
Speaker 2: we're not filming any of this. Hey, relax, Well, you
Speaker 2: wanted to be on the show. Listen, he is pe
Speaker 2: my man, Come take a swig. It doesn't.
Speaker 4: Us racists.
Speaker 2: Money, she's malitary stuff.
Speaker 4: Can't tell me.
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Speaker 5: is welcome. Welcome, little mama's and gentiles alike, Welcome to
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Speaker 6: Yes, I love you know what you know, what that
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Speaker 6: We gathered a bunch of our favorite conspiracy theories that
Speaker 6: we wanted to talk to you about. But more importantly,
Speaker 6: I think the best way to kick off this conversation
Speaker 6: is to really ask you where do you Where do
Speaker 6: you stand in the world of conspiracy theories? Do would
Speaker 6: you pride yourself as a conspiracy theorist? How much of
Speaker 6: a believer are you? And also adding on to that, yeah,
Speaker 6: black people, where.
Speaker 2: Do you stay? In general?
Speaker 4: You know?
Speaker 2: You know what's interesting is I So I want to
Speaker 2: ask you guys. I may come off like an a
Speaker 2: hole here, but I have I am never more flattered
Speaker 2: than when someone from the black community comes up to
Speaker 2: me and says, you're so funny, or I love your stuff,
Speaker 2: You're so stupid, or but I I get a lot
Speaker 2: of love, at least to my face. And I'm all,
Speaker 2: I'm like, how why? Well?
Speaker 6: And I I will say, I think you are a
Speaker 6: beloved figure in the black community.
Speaker 2: And my wife and I were trying to analyze, She's like,
Speaker 2: because you do a good job of making fun of
Speaker 2: white people. Yeah, and I'm like, oh, no, that's good. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I do like to send up arrogant yeah, people who
Speaker 2: think they're too full of themselves. And I happen to
Speaker 2: be white, but I'm always like wow, thanks, yeah, And
Speaker 2: but I've only you know, I did get hard with
Speaker 2: Kevin Hart, and it's not like I've done yeah right, No.
Speaker 6: I I think black audiences as a stand up and
Speaker 6: I can only really speak to it from a stand
Speaker 6: up perspective. But black audiences are sometimes the toughest to get.
Speaker 6: But when they fuck with you, they fuck with you
Speaker 6: in a way that is hard to like untether there
Speaker 6: they become permanent fans. So something you did in your
Speaker 6: journey assured enough black people that they were like that,
Speaker 6: dude's fucking awesome. And it's because of how funny you
Speaker 6: are and talented, obviously, but something in that journey they
Speaker 6: were like, I like this dude, And now you know,
Speaker 6: my my grandma is always going.
Speaker 2: To be a fan of you. Okay, okay that you're here,
Speaker 2: but she would be your mom is going to credit
Speaker 2: for me coming today, you know, Lanxton, that was my idea.
Speaker 7: You know, I was someone who told you to put
Speaker 7: White guys on.
Speaker 6: The Yeah, you know, I kind of introduced you to
Speaker 6: Will Ferrell.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but let's see back to the original.
Speaker 2: Am I pro I'm I don't know if I'm that conspiratorial? Sure,
Speaker 2: and yet there are moments where I'm like, hmmm mmmm
Speaker 2: that that seems like that could go yeah, yeah this way.
Speaker 6: Do you have Do you have one in particular that
Speaker 6: that comes to mind where you go like, I wouldn't
Speaker 6: say I'm fully on board, but I certainly am willing
Speaker 6: to hear it out more than others.
Speaker 2: Here's one. Here's one that I feel like kind of
Speaker 2: checks out. This is very this is this is sports related.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there doesn't have to be good.
Speaker 2: Yeah it's not. It's but I once heard so this
Speaker 2: one always was like, I think this checks out. Cal Ripken,
Speaker 2: who uh, Cal Ripken Junior who played for the Baltimore
Speaker 2: Orioles and had the longest stretch. Uh. He broke lou
Speaker 2: Gegg's record of consecutive games play baseball and for anyone
Speaker 2: who remembers there is a big baseball fan. There was
Speaker 2: a point in his streak and he was getting towards
Speaker 2: the end where the game was called due to the
Speaker 2: electricity going out in the Baltimore baseball team and they
Speaker 2: had to call the game there was a power outage.
Speaker 2: And the story is that cal Ripken came home to
Speaker 2: find Kevin Costner cheating. Wife cheating with Kevin cost They
Speaker 2: had a fight. He hurt his hand. Whoa, I can't
Speaker 2: play tonight. They're like, okay, what about the streak? I
Speaker 2: know the powers out cut the lights, cut the lights,
Speaker 2: and then they had a couple off days and it
Speaker 2: allowed him for the hand to heal up, and the
Speaker 2: streak continued. WHOA, right, that's that? Yeah? Maybe because you
Speaker 2: come home dances with wolves is dancing with your with
Speaker 2: you and she doesn't like it, but that's what I
Speaker 2: call her. She's used to it now agreed to disagree.
Speaker 2: You're a wolf to me. When I see you, I
Speaker 2: picture a wolf wolf And here's where a bullet. I
Speaker 2: ran into Kevin Costner multiple times at the Golden Globes
Speaker 2: this year, and I forgot to ask him, did you
Speaker 2: get together with Caldia? Weird way to launch in to Hey,
Speaker 2: how you doing? By the way, I mean, how are you?
Speaker 2: I don't know him at all?
Speaker 7: Oh can't you can't start with extra?
Speaker 2: But you know what. He was a big but he
Speaker 2: was hanging around baseball, you know, yeah, all dream field
Speaker 2: of dreams and Bull Durham. Yeah, he was always showing up,
Speaker 2: like Kevin Costner's taking batting practice today with the Detroit
Speaker 2: Lions or something like that. Detroit Tigers, you got the Lions.
Speaker 2: Batting practice with Detroit Lions would be a different thing.
Speaker 2: I think that happy he showed up at this point
Speaker 2: the Lions. The Lions needed the help. Probably.
Speaker 7: That's a sad story over there.
Speaker 3: I was just saying, if you don't know him the
Speaker 3: way you do it is like, you know what, I.
Speaker 2: Love having sex with baseball players? Why right? Do you know?
Speaker 2: Just do that? Do you know what I mean? Kevin? Yeah,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean?
Speaker 6: You know, just hav one to come home once in
Speaker 6: the base and who's your favorite wife to have sex with?
Speaker 6: Who also played from a man who played.
Speaker 2: Hall of Famer funny funny. You should ask Will.
Speaker 7: Who wins that fight?
Speaker 2: It has there's no way that he doesn't win. Professional athlete.
Speaker 3: Kevin Costner feels like I feel like he would get
Speaker 3: I don't want to fight Kevin.
Speaker 2: No, he's a tall guy, is he is he tall? Yeah?
Speaker 2: He's about sixty three and he and he he's a
Speaker 2: he's a he's strong, but he's an actor. I don't know.
Speaker 6: Yeah, there's no way he's actually riding all those horses
Speaker 6: on on Yellowstone, you know, No, no, really, I think there.
Speaker 6: I think there are plenty of The man doesn't he
Speaker 6: doesn't want to be there anymore, is my understanding.
Speaker 2: I don't think he's done right. Yeah, it's not even.
Speaker 6: There's no way he's like committed to genuine horseback riding
Speaker 6: the entire time.
Speaker 2: Man, please let me. I had to try to ride
Speaker 2: a horse for a movie and they got me with
Speaker 2: the stunt person and they're like, well, it's it's not
Speaker 2: it won't be it won't be hard. It'll just be
Speaker 2: an easy kind of trot up into the frame. And
Speaker 2: if you've ever been around a horse, they're enormous, terrifying, terrifying.
Speaker 2: They seem scared too, and they seem scared and they
Speaker 2: look at you through the side of their eye and
Speaker 2: they can sense fear. Anyway, I got on the horse rode.
Speaker 2: I think they let me do two little circles and
Speaker 2: they're like, we're good. We're gonna need to stunt ridder
Speaker 2: I'm like, I was that bad? Just trotting in a
Speaker 2: little stable.
Speaker 6: Well that actually looked like ship you know, strag it all,
Speaker 6: strag it all, strag it all.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I talked to the direction. I'm like, was
Speaker 2: it that bad? They're like, yeah, they said you looked
Speaker 2: incredibly uncomfortable, So so I get it. Yeah if Kevin, yeah, man,
Speaker 2: for even what try. I don't think it's not great
Speaker 2: that we're just riding horses all the time. You're sensitive,
Speaker 2: You were sensitive to the needs of the beast, and
Speaker 2: I respect that. Thank you.
Speaker 7: You're kind.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why. That's why I don't ride horses. Sure,
Speaker 2: it's the kindness then you.
Speaker 7: Riding.
Speaker 2: The times I have ridden horses, they're always giving me
Speaker 2: the horse named like old Ricky sure or or Whistlers Cinnamon.
Speaker 2: Like they're not giving me, let's put them on striker yeah,
Speaker 2: like smoke like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6: I I don't know that I've ever ridden a horse
Speaker 6: besides the like pony rides, you know, the ones that
Speaker 6: they like that's chained up in a in an abusive circle.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and the track is well worn in the dirt. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they're just putting one foot in front of the other.
Speaker 6: It's just clops of their feet in tears that we
Speaker 6: didn't know there, and they're thinking, how did I get here?
Speaker 2: What did I do well?
Speaker 3: Because there's a carnie in the corner smoking a cigarette
Speaker 3: making sure it doesn't met that boy.
Speaker 2: With a cattle prod.
Speaker 6: Just the meanest people possible, abusing tiny little horses.
Speaker 7: I mean, shout out to carneies.
Speaker 2: They're good folks, though, Yeah, we don't shout them out enough.
Speaker 7: I know nobody gives it to.
Speaker 2: Them, is there? You know? I feel like not a
Speaker 2: lot of black carnies out there.
Speaker 7: Brother, trying to break them.
Speaker 6: You're not You're not one of the last frontiers that
Speaker 6: that was in one of Martin.
Speaker 2: Luther King literally flashed to every carnival you've never seen,
Speaker 2: you never I'm like, yeah, I want a black carneie,
Speaker 2: just like a dude with a do rag work in
Speaker 2: a tilted world, super skinny, messed out white guys. Yeah,
Speaker 2: the female carneies, I don't think.
Speaker 4: So.
Speaker 6: You know what the problem is, Black people don't Black
Speaker 6: people don't smoke meth. We we we're more cracked people,
Speaker 6: and crack don't sell well for U.
Speaker 2: Maintaining horses and relationships. You know what I mean.
Speaker 6: I think I think method is a more working a
Speaker 6: working man's drug.
Speaker 2: I don't see.
Speaker 3: Here's what I okay. I think that people are willing
Speaker 3: to do a lot for christ. I think it's just
Speaker 3: we haven't been introduced to carne dumb and that's what
Speaker 3: it is.
Speaker 6: The Universe Soul circus, I bet has some some black carnies.
Speaker 6: What is that you're saying, Universe soul circus. Y'all don't
Speaker 6: know about the Universe Soul circus.
Speaker 2: No, you keep doing it.
Speaker 6: Well, that's how they say it on the radio. Come
Speaker 6: on down, guys. I don't know if you've heard the
Speaker 6: radio commercial, but you're nailing it.
Speaker 2: You're really you're both doing it pretty good.
Speaker 6: There's a real circus that that is black owned and
Speaker 6: black managed. And I bet they have black carnies. Do
Speaker 6: you think they have their own term like they call
Speaker 6: themselves BLARNEY's. I hope not. That would be tough.
Speaker 2: I hope you don't have to write that on a resume.
Speaker 7: That feels irish.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that feels irish. Yeah, man, we gotta get some
Speaker 2: more black carneies. I know they get more black carneys
Speaker 2: that's I'm glad we're talking about it now. Yeah, but
Speaker 2: when this drops, that will be the next thing. People.
Speaker 2: We're gonna start with a generation of young boys.
Speaker 3: And for the record, if you are a black Carnie,
Speaker 3: reach out, please send an emails because I want to
Speaker 3: see what you're wearing.
Speaker 6: Yeah, show us that bendle over your shoulder. Let's let's
Speaker 6: see it.
Speaker 2: The twirtle wheel can't say the rise. I'm wanting Ferris Wheel,
Speaker 2: soul Wheel.
Speaker 3: I feel like if you let black people get a
Speaker 3: hold of corn Dog production, I think we could do
Speaker 3: some really great stuff in the space. I think we
Speaker 3: should do some really innovative stuff.
Speaker 6: I think they're going to put grits on the outside
Speaker 6: and fry it and that's going to change the game
Speaker 6: for corn Dogs.
Speaker 3: That would be crazy. Yeah, that would be crazy. It's
Speaker 3: probably why has it been so stagnant. Nothing's happened in
Speaker 3: corn Dogs since I don't know that twenty When did
Speaker 3: the corn dogs come around?
Speaker 6: That's a great question, that's a really good question. Yeah,
Speaker 6: if Olivia were in here, we force her to do
Speaker 6: the research.
Speaker 7: Maybe maybe Texas Olivia.
Speaker 2: I feel like I want to look that up.
Speaker 6: Yeah, let's look it up. Let's find out when my
Speaker 6: corn dogs invented. I'm saying that's a depression food. Oh,
Speaker 6: I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go reconstruction.
Speaker 2: I'm going a little reconstruction. Okay, it's a little earlier.
Speaker 2: And also who takes that corn dogs?
Speaker 7: Is that the American thing?
Speaker 2: Oh? Wow, We're both wrong. Nineteen thirties is what I'm
Speaker 2: looking at.
Speaker 7: Okay, No, I think.
Speaker 6: It says the The Pronto pup vendors at the Minnesota
Speaker 6: State Fair claim to have invented the corn dog in
Speaker 6: nineteen forty one.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 6: On June sixteenth, nineteen forty six, Cozy Dog Driving in Springfield,
Speaker 6: Illinois claims to have been the first to serve corn
Speaker 6: dogs on sticks, so people were just raw dog and
Speaker 6: corn dogs with their hands.
Speaker 7: That sucks.
Speaker 2: That's awful.
Speaker 3: That's a trash without the sick I hate it.
Speaker 2: Could you imagine hole knit?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 2: I don't. I can't. I don't know the last time
Speaker 2: I had a corn dog?
Speaker 6: Yeah, you don't want to go back to that?
Speaker 2: Eat healthy? Yeah? I mean, but every once in a
Speaker 2: year you have. I don't even know if I've been
Speaker 2: anywhere that offers a corn dog.
Speaker 7: Got to the carnival. Mmmm, okay, which I think is
Speaker 7: like an emo record.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean I guess you don't see him out
Speaker 7: and about like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're not.
Speaker 6: They're not as popular, I think as they used to
Speaker 6: be back when the Minnesota State Fair was was.
Speaker 2: I do remember it was a staple at school lunch
Speaker 2: in elementary school at least once a week there was
Speaker 2: corn dog.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it was part of it.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 6: And were you were you a fan? Were you happy
Speaker 6: when corn dog Day came around? Or were you like
Speaker 6: this this fucking No, I.
Speaker 2: Was fairly happy. I would. I would a lot of mustard.
Speaker 2: I'm a big mustard guy. Okay. Ketchup is for children exactly,
Speaker 2: and I don't get it. I'm not I don't get you, right.
Speaker 7: I also feel like it's for white people. I do
Speaker 7: think that.
Speaker 2: I tend to I tend to agree, okay, yeah, thank you, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I tend to agree because it's like sweet, there's no
Speaker 2: challenge to it.
Speaker 7: It's the easiest condiment. It's like entry level.
Speaker 2: Ronald Reagan tried to make it a vegetable. So is
Speaker 2: that true? Was that a thing he was bitching that? Now,
Speaker 2: maybe that's a conspiracy too, But I think in school
Speaker 2: lunches he tried to get ketchup as a vegetable to
Speaker 2: be cheaper for to save money on the school lunch program.
Speaker 2: You know, cops, just because the cops. The next time
Speaker 2: you get in trouble, crack.
Speaker 7: Okay, I'm going to be on That was an accident.
Speaker 7: I meant to I meant.
Speaker 2: To do this. The book That's More Speed, that's got
Speaker 2: Will Ferrell written all over it.
Speaker 4: That.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I will say, there's something really nice about hearing
Speaker 6: that Ronald Reagan.
Speaker 2: Uh I said a fact he tried to push through
Speaker 2: that that ketchup would be considered a vegetable.
Speaker 7: He was probably in Heine's pocket.
Speaker 6: But we about Ronald Reagan doing bad things to the
Speaker 6: black community specifically, but it's nice to know that he
Speaker 6: did some bad things. Yeah, he's like, now we're gonna
Speaker 6: make white people eat ketch up and call it vegetables.
Speaker 7: You know what, that's nice. I like that.
Speaker 3: You know what if we're talking, Yeah, when did ranch
Speaker 3: get put on? That's what I wonder a lot, because
Speaker 3: there was If you remember, I like, branch was just
Speaker 3: an exotic salad dressing. For the longest time, we're not exotic,
Speaker 3: but they is good. But now you're right, there was a.
Speaker 2: They made it. It's everywhere.
Speaker 7: Ye when did that happen?
Speaker 3: Because you notice you wouldn't take like a lot of
Speaker 3: seventies eighties media, so there's no rants right right right,
Speaker 3: nobody's talking about Ranch.
Speaker 7: And then I feel like whenever Hidden Valley Drop.
Speaker 2: Hidden Valley?
Speaker 7: That was big?
Speaker 2: What is the who's that actress? She was in Mash.
Speaker 2: She was the voice of Hidden Valley. Really, Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: Bond Lady, Bond Lady, No Hidden Valet, hot lips is
Speaker 2: Hidden Valley in Valley? Wow? In Mash, the movie, not
Speaker 2: the TV show. They made a movie for Mash. It
Speaker 2: was big. Mash was originally it was a movie and
Speaker 2: TV show on a TV show. Boy, I hope I'm
Speaker 2: right on that. I think I think.
Speaker 6: Buddy about most Yeah, yeah, the amount of emails people
Speaker 6: being like you idiots.
Speaker 2: But she became a huge voiceover person, like she kind
Speaker 2: of retired and came in. But Hidden Valley Red Sauce.
Speaker 7: That's early.
Speaker 2: That is the early that that I love that we're
Speaker 2: talking about sauceage.
Speaker 6: Yea, there used to be a sort of line of succession.
Speaker 6: It sounds like of people moving from acting to sauces.
Speaker 6: You know, like Paul Newman, you have to be in
Speaker 6: a sauceman. He didn't die doing uh an actor, he was.
Speaker 6: He died being the the face of sauce.
Speaker 2: Newman.
Speaker 3: Yeah, my age, I had the lemonade before I saw
Speaker 3: the Sting.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, wayeah, and then you connected the dots. Yeah
Speaker 2: that's the guy from Sting. Wait wait, what is what
Speaker 2: is this guy? Swedish? Does he do so many things?
Speaker 8: So well, I'm telling you the Swedes. He might be
Speaker 8: though it might be sweets can do everything. Sweeds can
Speaker 8: do everything.
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Speaker 6: Okay, I think we've covered certainly enough about sauces at
Speaker 6: this point, but feel free to feel free to come
Speaker 6: back into it if it if it hits you that way.
Speaker 2: But we have some conspiracy I was by the way,
Speaker 2: I was so my family's from the South. My my
Speaker 2: mom and dad are from North Carolina, so I was
Speaker 2: trying to pick their I was like, do you guys
Speaker 2: have things that you really stuck to? Nothing? Nothing, nothing
Speaker 2: are shattering like nothing on the level of the baby
Speaker 2: piss crest. I love that. I love that you're bringing
Speaker 2: that up. And I was like, mom, you ever heard
Speaker 2: of that? She's like, what? And it doesn't cure acting,
Speaker 2: it just makes you feel good. But that that spun
Speaker 2: me off into the drinking of urine, which you guys
Speaker 2: touched upon, sure, which I remember when I I went
Speaker 2: and did Bear Grill's survival show. Yes, so he started
Speaker 2: expanding it where he'd have I believe, And so I'm
Speaker 2: the first one to actually be on the show with
Speaker 2: him as a guest, and I thought it was I
Speaker 2: kept my runner. I was like, I'm going to ask
Speaker 2: him fifty times, when do we start to drink our
Speaker 2: own pea? Because he's always talking about that guy goes pea,
Speaker 2: he goes peace so quick. He's like, I got we'd
Speaker 2: be we'd be making a lean to or doing whatever
Speaker 2: we're doing. I'm like, hey, Bear, is now a good
Speaker 2: time should we start drinking on peak? There? He wasn't
Speaker 2: having any of it. He'd be like, that's funny. Yeah,
Speaker 2: what I'm trying to show you here? And I asked
Speaker 2: him fifty times. I finally watched the episode. They didn't
Speaker 2: include one jokes.
Speaker 3: And I was where you're at, bear inte? I watched
Speaker 3: that show for you to pee? I mean, yeah, there's outdoor.
Speaker 2: And here's the crazy thing. I would have drank my
Speaker 2: own piss. I would have done it wow, because I'm there,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna do the full.
Speaker 6: Committed I would have but include my joke so that
Speaker 6: I was exactly I'm not a psychopath drinking my own
Speaker 6: fun guy drink.
Speaker 2: They wouldn't include the I don't know what they were thinking,
Speaker 2: why do you want to make me come off serious. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's so crazy. It was very bizarre, but yeah, they're
Speaker 2: really My dad was saying, Oh, it was just like
Speaker 2: really simple things like if you walked in the house
Speaker 2: through one door, you had to leave through that same
Speaker 2: door would be bad luck. So if you came in
Speaker 2: through the back door, you had to leave. I set
Speaker 2: that one up without even knowing what I was doing.
Speaker 6: But you you brought up the baby p Yeah, the
Speaker 6: possibility that it cures acne.
Speaker 2: We talked to miss pad about this.
Speaker 6: I think I talked to uh yeah, yeah, Prey David episode.
Speaker 2: But we talked a fair amount with her about this,
Speaker 2: and she genuinely believes it to be true. She she
Speaker 2: was arguing throughout the episode, was a real thing I
Speaker 2: went through. I remember in high school played a lot
Speaker 2: of sports, believe it or not. I know you're looking
Speaker 2: at me because of sweat, right, Well, no bad athletes foot,
Speaker 2: So I pee on my feet in the shower. Oh no,
Speaker 2: that worked pretty well. Really it would here that the
Speaker 2: athletes foot. Wow, holy heard first?
Speaker 6: And was that? Where where did that come from? Were
Speaker 6: you just doing it anyway and.
Speaker 2: Created the athlete's foot because I was doing it from
Speaker 2: the beginning. No, I think my mom and I had
Speaker 2: a discussion and she was like, I think there's like
Speaker 2: really good stuff in your pee, supposedly if you pee
Speaker 2: on your feet.
Speaker 6: I love that your mom took such a hard stance
Speaker 6: against baby Pa carrying actne.
Speaker 2: She's like, some sur you're being silly. Will don't call
Speaker 2: me with this foolishness. Pee on your feet like a
Speaker 2: man kind of makes more sense the pea and then
Speaker 2: it washes off, whereas the baby Pa, as miss Patt
Speaker 2: was talking about, that just stayed on your face all
Speaker 2: day long. But baby p doesn't smell as the thing, right,
Speaker 2: That was her point. I'm a father, Baby p does smell.
Speaker 2: It has a sense. It is about a sin. I
Speaker 2: would it's not walk What.
Speaker 3: About the littlest babies. I'm talking like walking talking. No,
Speaker 3: that's just a person, sure, but like fresh baby it's
Speaker 3: still it.
Speaker 2: Is definitely not as pungent, but it is going to
Speaker 2: have a little.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's got something. What's the taste to it? Buddy?
Speaker 2: All right? I tried to exquisite. I wish I could
Speaker 2: tell you bear bluing for me. He didn't give me
Speaker 2: the chance.
Speaker 6: It is the most complicated part of the the the
Speaker 6: conspiracy theory is the acquisition of the baby P right,
Speaker 6: because you're not We're not.
Speaker 2: Just all you. If you wanted to cure your acne, I.
Speaker 7: Don't even want to talk about it.
Speaker 3: Sure, I don't even want to talk about I have
Speaker 3: no idea where I would go, and.
Speaker 7: I am time stamp it. Yeah, and I'm saying I
Speaker 7: do not know how to do.
Speaker 2: You don't have a connect?
Speaker 7: No, I don't have a baby P connect. You know
Speaker 7: who does?
Speaker 2: The black Carney community there, that's your go to if
Speaker 2: you need you gotta a stash of.
Speaker 6: Baby Some of the sickest baby be available here.
Speaker 2: Just babies meet me behind the funhouse.
Speaker 6: Babies that are eating horn dogs before they have teeth,
Speaker 6: just perfect baby P. So you it sounds like, are
Speaker 6: not necessarily a believer in this conspiracy theory that that
Speaker 6: baby P could cure your acne.
Speaker 2: I look, I felt like it really did help with
Speaker 2: the athlete's foot, so I'm more prone to me. But
Speaker 2: I don't know about the application part. I So I
Speaker 2: guess I don't believe in it enough to put it
Speaker 2: on my feet out.
Speaker 3: Well, let me ask you this, would you rather your
Speaker 3: own pee? I think that's not a crazy question.
Speaker 2: That's a good question. My own pee on my face.
Speaker 7: Okay, but here's the situation, right, you're in the shower.
Speaker 2: Yeah, paint a picture.
Speaker 7: Yeah, you're in the shower.
Speaker 2: I cut my hands, I collect some pea, and I
Speaker 2: just splash it.
Speaker 9: Well, you have to whisper like a like a like
Speaker 9: a like an after like an after shavee commercial, kind
Speaker 9: of let it and then like you know when you
Speaker 9: do with the hair conditioner, where you let it, maybe
Speaker 9: pull back from the water, let it soak in a minute,
Speaker 9: come back and wash your face walking around.
Speaker 2: That I could that I could give a dry I
Speaker 2: think I would too, Yeah, because I feel like if
Speaker 2: I had really bad acne, I would be at the
Speaker 2: end of my rope.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and P would start to feel like you know
Speaker 3: what I mean, well, like if you're down bad.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 6: What part of the the suggestion of even drinking your
Speaker 6: pee right, your own p is that you already have
Speaker 6: like immunity.
Speaker 2: To the toxins that you've put out of your body.
Speaker 2: Is that, yeah, exactly safe for you? Did you guys
Speaker 2: cover this any idea of the origin. Who's the first
Speaker 2: person to ever think, you know, let's take the diaper
Speaker 2: with the baby p and let's supply it.
Speaker 7: Listen.
Speaker 2: I think it's like a penicillin thing. It was an
Speaker 2: accident that right like he was doing that. Yeah, ye
Speaker 2: are gone to okay?
Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, I don't know that we we found the origin,
Speaker 6: the source, yea, the theory, but it certainly we talked
Speaker 6: about this with miss Pat that it became. It has
Speaker 6: become sort of a more popularized thing than we realized that,
Speaker 6: Like it's referred to as euro therapy, where people are
Speaker 6: in fact using urine as sort of a way.
Speaker 2: Of curing you know, ailments of various kinds. Is get
Speaker 2: some great food, taking nap. Yeah, right back, we're all
Speaker 2: out here.
Speaker 7: There's a lot of good.
Speaker 10: You got a lot to be proud of. Yeah like that,
Speaker 10: I know, I know, come on, I saw it. Yeah,
Speaker 10: I thought you Yeah, Jesus Christ, and we're partners. I'm
Speaker 10: a scoundrel.
Speaker 2: What do you want with me? This is the podcast
Speaker 2: where you guys broke up, broke apart? Am I witnessing that?
Speaker 2: What if?
Speaker 7: Will Farrow?
Speaker 2: I know, what if I.
Speaker 6: Created the rift buddy that over the euro joke. I
Speaker 6: hate to tell you you're gonna have to guest host quite
Speaker 6: a bit more.
Speaker 2: Is going to be out of here. I don't like that.
Speaker 2: If I don't like that at all, there's so much
Speaker 2: power in that. I five stop it. Don't do that.
Speaker 2: We both, by the way, we've been planning this. Come
Speaker 2: on you this morning. When when does the hostile takeover?
Speaker 2: When usurp the podcast from Langston?
Speaker 7: Now it's gonna be My papa told me, I don't
Speaker 7: know what that?
Speaker 2: What that?
Speaker 7: Why you would have that?
Speaker 2: Wiping it up a little bit? You broaden it. My
Speaker 2: father told me, my sweet daddy.
Speaker 3: That is funny. Mama seems black, but Papa seems very well.
Speaker 2: I am I am called papa by my kids. You're
Speaker 2: a papa. I'm a papa. Wow Wow to your point,
Speaker 2: yeah why god, yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 6: Was that a conscious choice where you were like, from
Speaker 6: now I am papa or it.
Speaker 2: Just has children to gather around. I am Papa the
Speaker 2: fire blue bow before Papa addressing me, please only refer
Speaker 2: to me as Papa. No, it's a it's a my
Speaker 2: wife's Swedish. It's a it's a Swedish thing. So you
Speaker 2: have you have mama and papa. So the boys just
Speaker 2: started calling me pap. So even my son who's about
Speaker 2: to turn twenty and be like, hey, Papa, I have
Speaker 2: a question. It's kind of funny and it sounds silly, silly,
Speaker 2: it's very euro. Do you do your kids gyro gyro?
Speaker 2: Do your kids ever feel self conscious about about it?
Speaker 2: Not one bit? Yeah, so it's already ingrained. That's awesome.
Speaker 2: And they don't, because I wondered if they if because
Speaker 2: I've seen him refer to me in front of their friends,
Speaker 2: that would be And I was like, oh, they have no,
Speaker 2: They're like, no, that's that's papa. That's my papa, Papa,
Speaker 2: my papa. My papa made me a sandwich today. Oh, my,
Speaker 2: my papa. I was talking to my papa because I don't.
Speaker 3: Know any black papa's pop big papa.
Speaker 7: But that was kind of outside.
Speaker 2: That was Yeah, he was just fucking around, I think.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, which was great.
Speaker 3: I mean it helped a little black kids across the
Speaker 3: country put a name on it.
Speaker 6: Oh, this is what that body type is. This is
Speaker 6: a guy you could be. Now if I put on
Speaker 6: a silk shirt, this could be something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I said, it's just crazy because it's a big guy.
Speaker 3: Silk is not the fabric ime running Sure, I figure yeah,
Speaker 3: right now I would be a mess.
Speaker 6: Is it the heat, the the the trapping of the heat.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I just get anxious anyways.
Speaker 3: So I feel like I would already be anxious because
Speaker 3: I'm wearing a silk shirt.
Speaker 2: I would feel exactly the same because I'd be like, oh,
Speaker 2: everyone can see everything I'm pitting out in my shirt.
Speaker 2: And then I worry I may look good. It may
Speaker 2: look good for a second. That's the thing in my
Speaker 2: silk shirt. I think, where are you at? Shirt? I
Speaker 2: own zero silk shirts at this point. At this well, Olivia,
Speaker 2: bring it in.
Speaker 6: We actually, oh my god, we actually got you.
Speaker 3: Guys got me a whole warmdrobe here. You wouldn't think
Speaker 3: orange silk would be for you. No, I'm wearing that
Speaker 3: for sure, like fed for in the Boy is Mine video.
Speaker 3: Remember my boys can pull off a silk shirt. Really,
Speaker 3: they're really into fashion. But my my oldest son, he
Speaker 3: was wearing a silk shirt for a music show he
Speaker 3: was doing.
Speaker 2: He looked great. It was a it was a very
Speaker 2: hairy styles kind of look.
Speaker 7: Man, God bless it.
Speaker 2: But I'm like, wow, I very much in the do
Speaker 2: you have any he has? I'm a silk shirt kind
Speaker 2: of I see it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it looks cool. I was wearing a T shirt,
Speaker 3: a fucking asshole. It's very hard doing live shows with
Speaker 3: you figuring out what to wear.
Speaker 2: My best silk shirt. The live shows are the best, right,
Speaker 2: oh yeah, they're there.
Speaker 7: We good time.
Speaker 2: Is just like that because we did the last eight
Speaker 2: of the Ron Burgundy podcast live. It just is the best.
Speaker 7: Everything you want.
Speaker 3: It's like stand up except I don't know what I'm
Speaker 3: gonna say, which is a lot more fun.
Speaker 2: Yeah we yeah, right, the tightrope kind of out of
Speaker 2: it all and playing off the audience.
Speaker 6: And also yeah, and I'm sure you feel this. We
Speaker 6: we do so much of this in a vacuum where
Speaker 6: we're like, he thinks it's funny. I think it's funny.
Speaker 6: We're having fun together, but but we don't.
Speaker 2: Think people have been listening. Yeah they're into it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, they're they're wearing our bad clothes and they're they're
Speaker 6: chiming in on our weird rifts that we don't even remember.
Speaker 2: Half the crowd is in silk shirts.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you're not coming out if you, if you're brave enough,
Speaker 6: put on some silk yourself, treating yourself to some silk.
Speaker 2: If you wearing silk? Are you wearing extra deal in it?
Speaker 6: I'm putting it on thick to be in with I'm
Speaker 6: not I'm not needing the double down.
Speaker 3: I now in my head, I'm like, there's nothing worse
Speaker 3: than a smelly guy.
Speaker 2: And oh no, that's a nightmare.
Speaker 7: Ye sounds terrible.
Speaker 2: That's as close to a trash bag as a human
Speaker 2: can be. Is a smelly man in silk? You are
Speaker 2: a walking hafty. I remember having a costume and something
Speaker 2: where the wardrobe person had and I can proudly say, luckily,
Speaker 2: I don't suffer from too much body odor. In fact,
Speaker 2: I've been blessed with very little.
Speaker 7: Good But are you smell? You smell neutral?
Speaker 11: Which is yeah, okay, Jesus Christ, that's a conspiracy right there?
Speaker 2: That was that was that was like, that was like
Speaker 2: a ghost. Yeah.
Speaker 7: I didn't like it.
Speaker 2: Let's just keep our hands off the trigger. But I
Speaker 2: remember there was some sort of special sweater and it
Speaker 2: stunk at the end of the day and I was like,
Speaker 2: this is I swear this is not me And it was.
Speaker 2: And it was the material in the sweater anyway, No,
Speaker 2: I get it. Maybe it was I don't know, I
Speaker 2: don't know what my you know those classic silk sweaters
Speaker 2: that everybody's wearing.
Speaker 3: I had some corduroy pants that got stinky on me.
Speaker 3: I didn't wear him for a season, and then I
Speaker 3: put him back on and I didn't know. I was
Speaker 3: on the way to a show, and I didn't know.
Speaker 3: I was in the uber, like why do I smell
Speaker 3: so bad? And then I googled smelly corduroy and that's
Speaker 3: the thing.
Speaker 2: Also a Detroit rapper, very famous Detroit rapper, Detroit.
Speaker 6: He has he's not leading Detroit.
Speaker 7: They give him free Conyes.
Speaker 2: What do you think about Stevie Wonder being blind?
Speaker 7: That's good.
Speaker 6: We had a conversation with Felonious Monkos, very funny comedian,
Speaker 6: and the question was he suggests and hold maintains that
Speaker 6: Stevie Wonder is in fact not blind.
Speaker 2: Where are you with this? Well, isn't it? Isn't it
Speaker 2: true that he actually can see shape? He has a
Speaker 2: little bit of sight. I don't know or did he
Speaker 2: lose that. I thought he was blackout?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I think I think by by pr pitches he
Speaker 6: is a completely you don't see the I.
Speaker 2: Thought i'd heard that had some limited like like I
Speaker 2: don't know shapes or shap but not even that much.
Speaker 2: But maybe but anyway, but would that help anything? You're right?
Speaker 2: But all of the I mean I had never gone
Speaker 2: down that that rabbit hole before. I'd never even question.
Speaker 2: But then the catching of the mics, the shack story,
Speaker 2: there's a lot. But I mean, okay, this is there's
Speaker 2: a lot. The boy George in the headlock Wait what story?
Speaker 7: Wait?
Speaker 6: Wait right, yeah, they're right something like that if I'm
Speaker 6: remembering correctly.
Speaker 7: He uh, this is exciting.
Speaker 2: He's had a few.
Speaker 6: Yeah, boy boy George tells the story of Stevie Wonder
Speaker 6: once coming up behind him at a party, at a
Speaker 6: party and playfully choking him, having no direction, no confirmation,
Speaker 6: nobody in aid, he just like puts them in.
Speaker 2: He's like, you fucking boy George.
Speaker 7: I know.
Speaker 2: Your song from the Quiet game? Yeah, I got you?
Speaker 2: Which I watch? Which? I want watch? Giant what? I
Speaker 2: don't want to spoil it for anyone. Something crazy happened,
Speaker 2: but I don't. I had never heard the Mountain of Evidence.
Speaker 2: It's a it's it's a little listen. I have a
Speaker 2: couple of blinds. Okay, yeah one wait are you legally blind?
Speaker 7: I see shapes baby.
Speaker 2: That's a that's a good name for either a book
Speaker 2: or an album. I see shapes baby. Okay, sorry, continue.
Speaker 2: What I'm saying is blind people can do a lot. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So I did shows in Seattle this weekend, highly developed
Speaker 2: other senses.
Speaker 7: This is what happened.
Speaker 2: I did.
Speaker 3: Thank you to all the little mamas for coming out
Speaker 3: to the shows. A speaking by the way, so fun.
Speaker 3: There's a blind guy standing Okay, he wasn't in the
Speaker 3: it was the show's over, ye, I.
Speaker 7: Said, line up, I'll take pictures with you.
Speaker 2: You're backstage or wherever.
Speaker 3: I'm out in the I'm out. People can touch me.
Speaker 3: I'm easy, I ain't hard to find. Okay, you know
Speaker 3: what I'm saying. I'm taking pictures blind guy over here,
Speaker 3: but no glasses, so he's looking at me, not standing
Speaker 3: in line, got a cage, so I'm like, oh, ship,
Speaker 3: this guy's blind.
Speaker 2: But and are the eyes on focus? I know what
Speaker 2: you're you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 7: I know what you're saying.
Speaker 2: Going every which way, regular regular bro wow, just just
Speaker 2: looking in my general direction. So so like this, Hello,
Speaker 2: I'm blind but staring, but there's a line over here. Hi. Yes,
Speaker 2: I'm legally blind. First off, I'm blind. First off. Second,
Speaker 2: big fans, I'm blind, big fan bro. But okay, here's
Speaker 2: where it gets crazy. I see him, Oh, hey, do
Speaker 2: you want to take a picture.
Speaker 3: He says, yeah, let's get a picture, comes up, takes
Speaker 3: that iPhone big bunk boom, holds it out and then he's.
Speaker 2: Like, oh, it's probably better if you take it.
Speaker 3: But he set the whole iPhone up and there was
Speaker 3: no I look, there's no auditory cues.
Speaker 7: And I think that man was blind, so.
Speaker 2: Just from sense memory of someone, but he how does
Speaker 2: he know how to set it up in the first place.
Speaker 2: I'm saying what I'm saying truthfully. They're very tricky folk
Speaker 2: and tricky folk and that and that.
Speaker 3: I think that there's a lot going on. I believe
Speaker 3: that he's blind. I think he's just he's aware. I
Speaker 3: think that the boy George thing, he smelled someone. He
Speaker 3: was like, I smell a twenty four year old woman.
Speaker 3: It must be boy boy George. And he gave him
Speaker 3: a because you know, he's not running up on Quincy
Speaker 3: Jones doing that well, because he can smell.
Speaker 6: There is a very iconic photo now and we talked
Speaker 6: about this on the podcast of Stevie Wonder taking a
Speaker 6: picture of Michael Jackson in like Michael Jackson is posing
Speaker 6: in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and Stevie
Speaker 6: Wonder is behind the camera looking through the viewfinder taking
Speaker 6: a photo of Michael Jackson.
Speaker 2: As a joke. I would do that hard, right. I
Speaker 2: just think when people reach a certain level of celebrity,
Speaker 2: it's hard to tell when they're doing a bit because
Speaker 2: everybody around them is so serious. So everyone around is
Speaker 2: like watching this happen and not laughing. He did do
Speaker 2: the hilarious commercial parody on SNL or was that Eddie Murphy?
Speaker 2: As was Eddie? You got in where the new Cannon?
Speaker 2: And these the photos are everywhere? Okay, Okay, yeah, I
Speaker 2: think okay, listen.
Speaker 7: I would love it, you know, I love the long
Speaker 7: term use.
Speaker 2: I would love it if you if you could see
Speaker 2: Stevie just says one day at the Grammys, guess what, everyone,
Speaker 2: I've been with you this whole time.
Speaker 6: And the eyes are straight, They're perfect, They're not glassy anymore.
Speaker 2: They're just fucking gorgeous. The clouds have gone. I was
Speaker 2: at an event where Stevie Wonder was the musical act
Speaker 2: at this fundraising charity thing, and it took a while
Speaker 2: for like they needed to set up the stage so
Speaker 2: people were it was at the end of the night,
Speaker 2: so like people start leaving while he's playing, and I'm
Speaker 2: doing a bit with a buddy like this is Steve,
Speaker 2: why are you You're leaving during Stevie Winter. If if
Speaker 2: he is sighted, he'd he played it. Really, there's no
Speaker 2: part of him that was like, hey, you assholes, Yeah,
Speaker 2: you rich assholes, like I'm I'm I'm playing, But that's
Speaker 2: what leaves.
Speaker 7: Don't believe that.
Speaker 3: I believe that's why I believe he can't see, because yeah,
Speaker 3: he could see, he'd have an ego about that.
Speaker 2: Because he might even say, how's everyone? I feel like
Speaker 2: some of you were leave, Like he'd even like, my
Speaker 2: spidy senses are telling me, like people, please stay in
Speaker 2: your seat. But he didn't. He didn't.
Speaker 6: But I bet there's a part of him that has
Speaker 6: to go like, I see you, but I'm not going
Speaker 6: to blow my bag by losing it at these people.
Speaker 2: I gotta play it cool, be cool, Stevie, stay calm.
Speaker 2: What would it take you guys got to get him
Speaker 2: on the podcast and just point blank him.
Speaker 12: Are wasnt of them just throwing balls at him from.
Speaker 2: Doing I'm blind how many times off the time? Oh
Speaker 2: my god, boy Georgian. Yeah, I'm gonna boy, Georgie. Can
Speaker 2: I present one more piece of evidence? You guys?
Speaker 6: So, and this didn't come up on the the original
Speaker 6: podcast with Felonious, but there actually was a video that
Speaker 6: I came across pretty recently of a former band member
Speaker 6: of Stevie Wonder who talks about having watched Stevie Wonder
Speaker 6: get into a fistfight with another member of the band.
Speaker 6: So basically, the drummer and Stevie weren't getting along. He
Speaker 6: keeps telling him he's fucking up the drums whatever it is.
Speaker 6: The drummer gets pissed and it's like, I'm a fuck
Speaker 6: you up Stevie Wonder. He fully is like, I'm a
Speaker 6: beat show ass. I fucking hate you Stevie Wonder, and
Speaker 6: basically agrees for the I can't believe he did this,
Speaker 6: but he agrees to be blindfolded. The henna say Stevie Wonder,
Speaker 6: give me the blind Yeah, okay. He agrees to fight
Speaker 6: Stevie Wonder blindfolded, and I swear to God. The person
Speaker 6: describing this video says that that Stevie Wonder beats the
Speaker 6: ship out of this drummer, like.
Speaker 2: Doesn't even the guy get away. That that really lends
Speaker 2: itself to being able to listen. He said, the dude couldn't.
Speaker 2: Stevie can handle himself. He can handle it.
Speaker 3: But allow me, allow me to kind of yeah, please,
Speaker 3: it's dark. He hits him, it makes contact, the sound comes.
Speaker 3: I think it's an echo location.
Speaker 2: This is okay.
Speaker 7: I think I think he's beating his ass via So
Speaker 7: I don't know.
Speaker 2: He's going to be super sensitive to movement exactly. You
Speaker 2: think there's a daredevil left.
Speaker 7: That's what I think is a strategy.
Speaker 3: Because I'll say it, I'm an emotional fighter, as I've
Speaker 3: gotten into fights where my eyes were mostly closed.
Speaker 2: Mmm, just like kind of crying and yeah.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah and done. Okay.
Speaker 6: But but what I'll say is that when he describes
Speaker 6: the fight, he doesn't describe it as like emotional swinging.
Speaker 6: And he says that Steve hit him and goes try
Speaker 6: to move it and like square up, and like he says,
Speaker 6: Steve he never even laid a finger on Stevie Wonder.
Speaker 7: That's crazy.
Speaker 2: It's either a miracle or he's fucking with. Maybe maybe
Speaker 2: Stevie knows how to work the speedback. Maybe that is
Speaker 2: like his when he's on tour, that's his workout, so
Speaker 2: he just knows. And maybe a guy's going two more
Speaker 2: steps like one of his handlers, like two more steps,
Speaker 2: there you go pee, and he knows how to respond. Yeah,
Speaker 2: turn around, man. You does Stevie have an earwig? Like
Speaker 2: like you know, wow, Like assistant to the president who's
Speaker 2: like tells you right before you're meeting someone that like, right,
Speaker 2: you met them in Nebraska two years ago. That's the
Speaker 2: mayor of this town. Like someone's in his ear yea going, boy, George,
Speaker 2: two o'clock, put him in a head It would be
Speaker 2: pretty funny if you put him in a headlock. I
Speaker 2: bet he's never had done. Oh yeah, that's funny. Let's
Speaker 2: do it. What's up, boy, George? Guess who that is?
Speaker 2: Stevie lost his ear wig? We gotta find it well out,
Speaker 2: I like, but that's right. Someone someone always on a
Speaker 2: little microphone talking to Stevie. Was who was in Stevie's
Speaker 2: here though? Yeah, that's a great that's what we got.
Speaker 2: I bet you it was Barry Gordy. But now also too.
Speaker 2: When you guys were breaking it down, the theory was
Speaker 2: that was the dispute that yes, he's talented, but he
Speaker 2: became he's more exceptional because he was quote unquote blind. Otherwise,
Speaker 2: if he didn't have that gimmick, he'd just be run
Speaker 2: of the mill musician.
Speaker 6: I firmly believe that Stevie Wonder is a exceptional talent
Speaker 6: with no question. Then no question, he is a top
Speaker 6: ten objectively, There's no question, right. I will say that
Speaker 6: I think the sale of Stevie Wonder is a lot
Speaker 6: easier if he's a little blind boy.
Speaker 2: Then if he's a from out of Saginaw, Michigan. Where's from, right,
Speaker 2: right right?
Speaker 6: There's not a lot of heroes coming from Saginaw at
Speaker 6: this point.
Speaker 2: And I think Raymond is the reason he's blind. Draymond
Speaker 2: kicked the ship out of that little boy. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: don't give a ship.
Speaker 6: I punched first, I asked questions later, and then I
Speaker 6: retire if they threatened to punish me for it.
Speaker 2: Who's the Who's the guy? Who's the guy in the
Speaker 2: Warriors that Draymond punched out? Jordan Poole, Jordan Poole and
Speaker 2: no one there's a little No, it's not really a conspiracy.
Speaker 2: But no one really jumped to the defense of Jordan Pool, right, No, yeah,
Speaker 2: I think no one really spoke up on that guy's behalf.
Speaker 6: I think they just said, Raymond, you gotta be right, okay.
Speaker 2: But the inside scoop is that guy was bugging the
Speaker 2: ship out of everyone and Draymond laid him out and
Speaker 2: everyone was like, thanks man, we shut it like because
Speaker 2: no one was like, hey, hey Jordan, sorry, that's not cool.
Speaker 2: We loved Everyone was like, hey, things happened like that, right.
Speaker 3: Also, Dreamond seems like he's if he's on your side,
Speaker 3: on your side, of course he's dirty to them, but
Speaker 3: like to do it in the house, did you feel
Speaker 3: a little out of character?
Speaker 2: Right right, right right?
Speaker 6: Steph Curry being in the earwig of Draymond Green punching
Speaker 6: Jordan Pool and.
Speaker 2: Whoa, whoa whisper, whoa knock him the funk out.
Speaker 3: Also, just to go with our podcast, that actually ties
Speaker 3: into the light skinned rage. That is not Draymond's dark
Speaker 3: skin tendencies. It's actually Steph Curry's light skin tendencies.
Speaker 6: Will your thoughts, I don't wait, educate me here the
Speaker 6: light skin rage there there is a theory.
Speaker 2: The term is beij rage.
Speaker 6: There is a theory that light skin people, because of
Speaker 6: the sort of.
Speaker 2: Like not being fully accept the community, have also there's
Speaker 2: something genetically with bright eyes have.
Speaker 6: A active rage brewing inside of us that causes us
Speaker 6: to have very uh sort of big short short exactly
Speaker 6: tell you.
Speaker 2: Will hold it, holds up? Sure, do I shake him?
Speaker 2: Sometimes I do.
Speaker 6: I do, but he gets out of line and somebody's
Speaker 6: got to do it.
Speaker 2: Wow. But yeah, no, I can see it.
Speaker 7: Yeah I can. I can see your building up. Yeah.
Speaker 6: Well you're you're a you're a sportsman. Yeah, this this
Speaker 6: feels apt. I think as a question, the n b
Speaker 6: A is rigged. It was a conversation we've we've had
Speaker 6: a fair amount of.
Speaker 7: Times a lot.
Speaker 6: Yeah, how how much of a believer are you in?
Speaker 6: And it can be sports in general, specific whatever you prefer.
Speaker 2: N b A. I mean to say, it's rigged. Well,
Speaker 2: there was the the ref situation right with the one
Speaker 2: guy who was shaven who got caught betting on his
Speaker 2: own game and was figured out how to make enough
Speaker 2: kind of innocious calls that would add up to because
Speaker 2: he's just covering spread. He's just covering spreads. It's so
Speaker 2: it wasn't like losing or winning a game.
Speaker 7: A couple of charges.
Speaker 2: So that stuff seems real easy too.
Speaker 3: But basketball specifically to I don't. You can do it
Speaker 3: in other sports in the same.
Speaker 2: Way, but that would lend itself to you want the
Speaker 2: major market teams to always win. And as a Nuggets fan,
Speaker 2: so denver it doesn't, it doesn't lead to the conspiracy
Speaker 2: because nobody wants us to win and nobody rooting against you. Guys, hey,
Speaker 2: with your with your your gyro in the center.
Speaker 7: There, that guy's made a gyro.
Speaker 2: He's pure genetic material.
Speaker 3: He's oh yeah, he's gone off the road for sure.
Speaker 2: He is the most awkward moving human being ever. It
Speaker 2: looks so bad, But were conspiracy? Does he fake that
Speaker 2: the way he runs and then he blows by you? Well,
Speaker 2: here's the thing. Maybe that. And he also maintains that
Speaker 2: he doesn't work out at all.
Speaker 7: He's very red at the end of the games.
Speaker 2: Could he live? Yeah, all right, that's your sorry. Yeah yeah.
Speaker 3: I think he just just like sometimes sometimes just it's
Speaker 3: not graceful to be a winner. I think it's just
Speaker 3: he developed an ugly game. It's not a pretty shot
Speaker 3: necessarily or anything like that. Yeah, I think it's just
Speaker 3: he just has that pure eastern block will power.
Speaker 4: Well.
Speaker 6: I think it's the beauty of learning something in isol relation, right,
Speaker 6: Like he fucking learned to play basketball without any of
Speaker 6: the influence of like social He's just he's just shooting
Speaker 6: them in horses mouth.
Speaker 2: A pumpkin into a into a well or something. You know, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I have to crawl down and get a I don't
Speaker 2: want to.
Speaker 6: You gotta learn to make a candid bounce off of cobbles.
Speaker 6: Like yeah, Yeah, I think he just never he didn't
Speaker 6: have to look at Sean Kemp as like an influence.
Speaker 7: Of what Quean?
Speaker 2: He was so cool. We live twelve I was We
Speaker 2: were at a hotel in Santa Monica rewriting ELF, myself,
Speaker 2: Adam McKay and Jon Favreau, and we would we walked
Speaker 2: by this room and there's all these pizza boxes. Step
Speaker 2: stepped up in front of the room the door. It's
Speaker 2: Sean camp stepping out. I might I'm like, hey, Sean,
Speaker 2: what's not he that's this one. He was trying to
Speaker 2: make a comeback with the Clippers. Yeah, and he was
Speaker 2: pizza boxes outside the room. Needless to say, Sean did
Speaker 2: not make the Clippers. I don't think. I don't think.
Speaker 2: But he was in training camp trying to make But
Speaker 2: we were just laughing, like I love Sean camp. That's beautiful.
Speaker 2: He's got the big pizza boxes. He's not how many
Speaker 2: think he could put down in one He's seven. There
Speaker 2: were two larges, two large empty boxes. Damne. But I
Speaker 2: don't know how many consecutive nights that was, but that
Speaker 2: was two hours tops that he got those out early.
Speaker 7: Especially because he was working out. Yeah, it was he was.
Speaker 6: He What's the reason why NBA player always get like
Speaker 6: fat and weird looking is because they're they're burning five
Speaker 6: thousand calories a day.
Speaker 2: And then when you shut that down.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you're just eating exactly the way that you ate
Speaker 6: when you without any yeah, without any exert high school football. Sure, yeah,
Speaker 6: I remember when you were lane and lean and mean.
Speaker 2: And then come on, look I was.
Speaker 7: I was like, I looked like Reggie White and five.
Speaker 6: You are you are a Lakers fan. You're you're very
Speaker 6: active Lakers.
Speaker 2: You know that would be the only in the so
Speaker 2: I grew up in with eighties basketball, So those those
Speaker 2: Lakers Celtics battles. That's the only that's where maybe the
Speaker 2: conspiracy is true, because I could never understand how the
Speaker 2: Lakers or either team could lose by twenty and then
Speaker 2: the next night turn it right back around. But they
Speaker 2: always say, oh, they make great adjustments. What are adjustments? Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't really know. I don't know either, to be
Speaker 2: completely right, Like, what is it? What is an adjustment? Oh,
Speaker 2: we see that they were trying to run this play,
Speaker 2: and now we're gonna we're gonna double team this play.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 6: Ye turns out a bunch of our guys were on
Speaker 6: cocaine last night and now they're not, and they're playing
Speaker 6: way better.
Speaker 2: Fellows, fellaws. Let's try to cut back on the cocaine
Speaker 2: and let's make a quick adjustment with less cocaine. But
Speaker 2: that always and I'm like, oh, did they just want
Speaker 2: this to go seven games? Because the league want that
Speaker 2: to go. Yeah.
Speaker 6: But even even thinking about like that very infamous trade
Speaker 6: that never happened, with Chris Paul coming to the Lakers
Speaker 6: shut down, David Stern actively shut down. That doesn't feel
Speaker 6: like a bringing to.
Speaker 2: You complaining from Dan Gilbert, right, the owner of the Yeah,
Speaker 2: that feels pretty I don't trust David Well, He's.
Speaker 6: Like, that's just as an idea, and I don't any.
Speaker 7: Of his dealings with in the NBA. I don't. I
Speaker 7: feel if there was ever an era that it was rigged.
Speaker 2: You feel like the David Stern era feels most active.
Speaker 2: Here's what I know is rigged, for sure. The player's
Speaker 2: exuberance towards the in season tournament. What are we doing
Speaker 2: that is so faked? That ship that is so like,
Speaker 2: this is exciting. Hey, we're all about championship, championships. It
Speaker 2: doesn't matter if it's middle of the season or into Yeah,
Speaker 2: that was the most hodge podge. No, I I just
Speaker 2: know the league was like Lebron, please, can you just
Speaker 2: say how exciting this is? He's like, okay, I'll do
Speaker 2: my part. Yeah, I'll say something. I'll say something. Yeah.
Speaker 2: But then all of a sudden, Kevin Durant is like,
Speaker 2: this is so exciting and he hadn't said anything, and
Speaker 2: you don't even talk never once. Ever, I'm so excited.
Speaker 2: That's rigged. That right, there was rigged. I think so
Speaker 2: for sure. I agree with that.
Speaker 7: So partial rig partial rigging.
Speaker 6: I certainly think if nothing else we can agree that
Speaker 6: the incentives that they create via the money that these
Speaker 6: players can earn sort of rigs the system right naturally,
Speaker 6: Like they're they play hard in the nd season tournament
Speaker 6: because there's five hundred thousand dollars promise to them if
Speaker 6: they win the game.
Speaker 2: Also to I love the Lakers bench players praising Lebron
Speaker 2: for playing hard so that they could get their five
Speaker 2: hundred k. They won five hundred thousand, But Ad and
Speaker 2: those guys weren't like, why don't you guys give your
Speaker 2: five hundred k and split it up with the bench players? Yeah,
Speaker 2: you're really like, if that that would really that would
Speaker 2: be that would be self. But then they're like, I mean,
Speaker 2: I gotta give it up to Lebron. It's so hard.
Speaker 2: He gave full effort so we could win. That was
Speaker 2: pretty cool of him till that we could win. Maybe
Speaker 2: it just gives over you don't need that money.
Speaker 6: Yeah, right, turns out your ability there you Maybe that's
Speaker 6: maybe that's easy for me to say.
Speaker 7: Yeah anyway, Yeah, it's easy for me to say too,
Speaker 7: I don't have any money.
Speaker 2: Maybe give it to two funny podcasts. Yeah, maybe two guys.
Speaker 2: You know, one's a father. The other one could be
Speaker 2: maybe they have any day now he could be a five. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and we have stuff we're trying to get in on.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean.
Speaker 7: I'm trying to start a black soap company.
Speaker 2: Like every other time, I'm trying to rig my own
Speaker 2: sports leagues.
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Speaker 2: Should we I feel like we we should maybe head
Speaker 2: to the game, should we? Yeah? What do you think?
Speaker 2: Let's let's uh, let's head to the game. Yeah, the game.
Speaker 2: You want to do the first one?
Speaker 7: Okay, we got to introduce you. I don't do that.
Speaker 2: Let me just love that. Let me just line up.
Speaker 2: You smell good, I feel good, and you sing good
Speaker 2: and make love good? Oh oh, what are you gonna
Speaker 2: argue with him about?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 7: No, he was wearing a neckkerchief.
Speaker 2: What was that?
Speaker 7: What was James Brown interview?
Speaker 6: When he's yes, it's maybe his most drugged out and
Speaker 6: historically speaking, and just starts singing. The lady asked him
Speaker 6: James because they had just been arrested, just straight up like,
Speaker 6: well he had interviewed like the news. Okay, he had
Speaker 6: just been arrested. H and like was getting out of
Speaker 6: jail and they say, James, what landed you here?
Speaker 2: And he says, living America. It's pretty great. And he
Speaker 2: keeps interrupting her with more of his arm songs and
Speaker 2: telling her he makes love goods great.
Speaker 7: He's wearing like rose colored sunglasses. It's a while.
Speaker 2: Amazing our game.
Speaker 3: Quid pro quote, quid pro quote. Yeah, h g a
Speaker 3: u X if you were worried? No, no, no, okay, man,
Speaker 3: Pharaoh's a rider.
Speaker 2: All this is by the French.
Speaker 13: Uh, the classy yeah, yeah, the Royal hou Basically, this
Speaker 13: is uh, it's a this for that quick, quick, quick,
Speaker 13: you got it.
Speaker 2: We believe in you. Thanks, man, I really need that.
Speaker 2: It's a this for that game. Perfect, just picked your
Speaker 2: way out of it.
Speaker 3: Go ahead, You're supposed to be my perfect porky pick
Speaker 3: away fucking in front of Will Pharaoh. God damn it.
Speaker 7: Sorry, sorry, man, my motherfucker.
Speaker 3: Obviously, we present you an idea that could be great,
Speaker 3: but then there's a caveat, much like there is a
Speaker 3: lot of times being a black man and or woman
Speaker 3: or anything in America.
Speaker 2: You're ready, Yeah, I think you'll follow along. Grade.
Speaker 3: Okay, so you get another back to back championship for
Speaker 3: your beloved Los Angeles Lakers, But for the rest of
Speaker 3: your life, you are permanently matched with Lebron James haircut.
Speaker 3: So you have to have a Lebron whatever he is doing.
Speaker 3: So if it, if it starts to go again, you
Speaker 3: gotta go again. If it comes back even stronger after
Speaker 3: he retire tires, which.
Speaker 2: Is what we think. Yeah, we think he's gonna go
Speaker 2: to Turkey and get it fixed.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's all done. But okay, but that's that's neither
Speaker 6: here nor but forever. You currently have to wear your
Speaker 6: hair the way Lebron.
Speaker 2: James's hair is for forever.
Speaker 7: Even if he goes like yeah, so if he goes dreads,
Speaker 7: you go dreads.
Speaker 2: He does that, jay Z, he's not that vain a
Speaker 2: person that having been said, I'm gonna keep my hair
Speaker 2: yeah yeah, yeah yeah. Two championships they already got seventeen
Speaker 2: yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 7: And also it's just like he could be doing anything
Speaker 7: with that ship.
Speaker 2: By the way, Clippers are never gonna win one.
Speaker 6: No, I don't think curse yeah, curse, no, Okay, sorry,
Speaker 6: I think they the worse, worse yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 6: I think. And I'm a big fan, but I think
Speaker 6: you can't bet on Paul George being the big South
Speaker 6: George fan. The podcast is pretty cool, man, he's actually
Speaker 6: really yeah, he's pretty vulnerable on it.
Speaker 2: I like that, okay as a man, but playoff, I
Speaker 2: don't know. I don't believe in him into that. I
Speaker 2: like it. That's how they called me, playoff. Paul George.
Speaker 2: I respect you as a man, but I don't think
Speaker 2: you have what it takes. Listen, good God, full respect
Speaker 2: as a man. However, I don't think you can close
Speaker 2: the deal. There's a lot of factors going through all
Speaker 2: the playoffs. I think that you could start strong. I
Speaker 2: just don't think you're a finisher. And it has nothing
Speaker 2: to do with how you were raised. It's just pursue.
Speaker 2: The podcast is great.
Speaker 6: You show vulnerability, you're very you talk about things that
Speaker 6: other NBA players are scared to talk about.
Speaker 14: But boy, do you not know how to finish on
Speaker 14: the court? Different story, it's not it. Okay, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 14: I'm gonna.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna.
Speaker 6: You gotta keep No, Yeah, I think that's a safe bet.
Speaker 6: I too would keep my hair. There's no way I
Speaker 6: would commit to whatever Lebron has going on.
Speaker 7: Because we all have good hair as the thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and yeah you know, yeah, no, you don't have
Speaker 2: to prove it. Yeah, Okay, I like that. It's just like, damn,
Speaker 2: that caught me. I remember saying to someone. If I
Speaker 2: ever start losing my hair and I'm still being hired
Speaker 2: as an actor and i have to do talk show appearances,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna start wearing a really bad two pay and
Speaker 2: then deny that anything's wrong. Don't ask me about my hair.
Speaker 2: He'll lose a ship. You don't ask me about my hair.
Speaker 2: Don't anyway. What was it like to work on this movie?
Speaker 2: That's great? Thank you listen.
Speaker 6: Sandra Bullock is lovely. Yeah, she's America sweetheart for Yeah.
Speaker 2: What about you likeson would you have to juice? If
Speaker 2: you started? I mean we I think this comes up
Speaker 2: a lot. Would you if you was going?
Speaker 7: Would you?
Speaker 6: I think a former me was fully committed to if
Speaker 6: it starts to go, I'm getting rid of it.
Speaker 2: I'll commit. But now seeing what they can do, they
Speaker 2: can do pretty un cray, pretty solid.
Speaker 6: I watched a video that Tracy McGrady posted on his
Speaker 6: own page where he got his hair restored and America,
Speaker 6: he's looking good man and he had lost it gone yeah,
Speaker 6: and he was holding on tight, you know what I mean,
Speaker 6: Like he wasn't doing it cool.
Speaker 2: He didn't shave it. He was like, it's funny though,
Speaker 2: but you can just shave your head bald and you're
Speaker 2: and you're good to go.
Speaker 3: But but yeah, some people has great hair though, Like
Speaker 3: you see Jalen Rose and you're like, he made a
Speaker 3: deal with the devil.
Speaker 7: He had to put somebody under.
Speaker 4: That.
Speaker 2: That's what you're thinking as you're watching the Jalen Rose
Speaker 2: commentate damn that hair. Yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah, have you ever seen or watched Jalen Rose though
Speaker 6: a clip of Jalen Rose in a black barbershop?
Speaker 2: Because barbers do not like him one bit.
Speaker 7: He said, because you haven't spend Well, no, it's.
Speaker 6: Because they claim my barber and certainly the barbers I've
Speaker 6: been near. When when we watch clips of Jalen Rose,
Speaker 6: they claim that it is all a ruse, that this
Speaker 6: is like there's something called Beijing which is like a
Speaker 6: darkening spray to sort of get the illusion of a
Speaker 6: perfect hairline. They're saying it's all a lie, and in fact,
Speaker 6: he doesn't have the perfect hair we think he does.
Speaker 2: I mean, I juiced one time I was on a
Speaker 2: television show and I had not gotten a line up
Speaker 2: before I got there. That was my fault.
Speaker 7: And they Beijing I was getting on a plane. Yeah,
Speaker 7: they Beijing me.
Speaker 2: And it looks so good. Oh did it looks I
Speaker 2: thought you were gonna say, two disasters results. No, looks
Speaker 2: it looks great.
Speaker 7: It's awesome.
Speaker 2: Yeah, as long as nobody splashes you with water, you're
Speaker 2: you're gorgeous. Yeah, it was pretty amazing. It was like surgical.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, all right, would you do it? Would
Speaker 2: you would be no? Would you go with Lebron?
Speaker 6: For now, let's say it's Denver Championships, but you you
Speaker 6: gotta go with Lebron's haircut?
Speaker 2: Are you from Denver?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah yeah yeah, so of course you love your Nuggets.
Speaker 2: I die three three baby three talking cameras.
Speaker 7: Aren't no one trying to impress you?
Speaker 2: If I can remember that, I just want to start
Speaker 2: saying that. Yeah, you guys got a thing. There's three
Speaker 2: three oh yeah yeah yeah right yeah, three three babies.
Speaker 7: Man, this is a big Nuggets nation.
Speaker 2: I need, I need. That's pretty huge for Come on,
Speaker 2: someone else is gonna do it? Tell the joker.
Speaker 7: I hate that name.
Speaker 2: I would not do it.
Speaker 7: I would not.
Speaker 3: I just I don't down right now it's the okay
Speaker 3: bet because me and Lebron are somewhere. I just think
Speaker 3: he's probably he's gonna pull up with a curl fade
Speaker 3: in fifteen years, gonna be like father.
Speaker 7: He's gonna be doing stuff I don't want to know.
Speaker 2: He's gonna make some wild choices. You can't trust a
Speaker 2: bald man to get his hair back and be reasonable. No,
Speaker 2: he has nothing to lose. Yeah, right, he's gonna get
Speaker 2: a Jerry crow for no reason. Yeah, he's gonna do
Speaker 2: that thing where he braids his beard. He's gonna get odd,
Speaker 2: like come on, bro's inevitable.
Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, oh yeah, I'm not gonna I can't do it.
Speaker 2: Okay, next next quid pro quote one.
Speaker 6: Uh, you fully learned to break dance right, so much
Speaker 6: so that you you can form those cool circles at
Speaker 6: parties where everybody's standing around rooting and.
Speaker 2: Not just with why why black people like go where right,
Speaker 2: I'm getting full respect everybody.
Speaker 6: Everyone loves it there like that. That's they're like, they're like,
Speaker 6: he's legit. Yeah, okay, okay, but you never get to
Speaker 6: eat dessert again.
Speaker 2: Ever, not even a question. Yeah, breakdance, you're taking breaks.
Speaker 2: I don't know, I don't. I mean, I like a
Speaker 2: good suite, I like desserts. But that's an easy sacrifice
Speaker 2: really just forever. Oh let me take a let me
Speaker 2: take a turn in the breakdancer, which is like breakdancers,
Speaker 2: say I got next, and then to do my thing
Speaker 2: and have people go yeah, wow, yeah I didn't leave
Speaker 2: any crumbs all up right, press a button, but no,
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, something.
Speaker 5: That was.
Speaker 7: I got it.
Speaker 2: I don't give a who'll say what blood? Oh crap,
Speaker 2: there we go, there we go. Because I would love
Speaker 2: to be able to like set up, like be like
Speaker 2: a street busker and like, wait, that guy looks like
Speaker 2: Will Ferrell. And I put down my piece of cardboard
Speaker 2: and I do my thing and then.
Speaker 6: I passed the hat. Yeah, and then I and then
Speaker 6: I addressed, and I never addressed, and I walk away.
Speaker 7: That's what that is. Man. When you say it like that,
Speaker 7: it really is not worth It's like.
Speaker 2: A you don't need a donut after that, you're just
Speaker 2: riding high.
Speaker 7: Yeah, you were locking in the subway. That's tight.
Speaker 3: Would you be do you think you would be a
Speaker 3: spins guy? Or do you think you would be like
Speaker 3: a pop lock guy?
Speaker 2: But you can do it? Well you so don't. I
Speaker 2: have it all in my arsenal. But like, what do
Speaker 2: you think you would lean towards?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 2: You would?
Speaker 7: You be a multi purpose.
Speaker 6: Well you know, when you really want to wow everybody,
Speaker 6: what's your big closer?
Speaker 2: You can also crump?
Speaker 7: No or no?
Speaker 2: Is that not? Yeah? You can crump? Why not? I
Speaker 2: would I think my closer? I would pop in lock
Speaker 2: for sure? Yeah? Yeah, God, I used to love rerun
Speaker 2: from What's Happening? Sure, yeah, I try to do I
Speaker 2: could get I could get the one too hot. I
Speaker 2: think you made a deal with the devil. Yeah, a
Speaker 2: lot of popping along it, but I would close with
Speaker 2: a lot of spinning and of course the classic yeah
Speaker 2: you gotta yeah, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah. Have
Speaker 2: you ever seen that video of Jadakis breakdancing?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 6: Jadakis, who I assume you know, is not someone we
Speaker 6: make synonymous with break dancing, right, Yeah, he apparently is
Speaker 6: actually pretty good.
Speaker 2: He can do He can do like spins and sing
Speaker 2: in reverse.
Speaker 7: He also is doing a ton of pull ups on
Speaker 7: the street.
Speaker 2: He's going, yeah, he liken.
Speaker 6: He can do the rings, yeah, the iron crossing. Yeah,
Speaker 6: he can put himself upside down in the rings and ship.
Speaker 7: I saw him doing it in a in a in
Speaker 7: a in a trench coat.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no he doesn't. I don't think I could do
Speaker 2: a pull up right now, jecticus, what is Yeah? What's
Speaker 2: the secret?
Speaker 6: He owns a couple of juice bars, I know that, right, Yeah,
Speaker 6: And he also I think works out always in tim
Speaker 6: so maybe that's part of the training.
Speaker 2: I'm not sure. Yeah, Jaks is juice bars. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: got it. I gotta. I'd love to visit those, both
Speaker 2: of them, both of those locations, the Bronx and the
Speaker 2: other part of the Bronx. I'm here. I took an uber.
Speaker 2: This is the finest juice the one Train can provide.
Speaker 2: Did you ever break dance?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 2: No, I used to. I used to pop.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I have noticed because every time we were getting
Speaker 3: drunk and we went to that club, that Dominican club.
Speaker 3: You have a really good you have the one move
Speaker 3: that you do that I can tell us your like
Speaker 3: it's very.
Speaker 2: Light skin, but it looks cool man. Yeah. No, I
Speaker 2: was a pretty good dancer.
Speaker 6: And then time continued and now, like you know, like
Speaker 6: just bodies, people move their bodies differently than was cool
Speaker 6: when we were younger.
Speaker 7: That is that, that's so true.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the base level of just dancing has gotten much
Speaker 2: more sophisticated. I think so. Yeah, when I think that's
Speaker 2: important junior high, Yeah, you could just kind of move.
Speaker 2: Now it used to be like these kids do all
Speaker 2: day on beat. Yeah, you were right, pretty good dancer, yep.
Speaker 6: And now it's like, yo, if you can't memorize twenty steps,
Speaker 6: you're you're trash.
Speaker 7: But I don't.
Speaker 2: I do think and.
Speaker 3: Allow me to get on my I do think that's
Speaker 3: what's gonna make America great again because I think, and
Speaker 3: I've said this on here before, I.
Speaker 2: Think Trump, by the way, no no, no, no, no no,
Speaker 2: I knew that when I walked in. You should see.
Speaker 7: Let me cook here.
Speaker 3: I think America started to go to ship when white
Speaker 3: people stopped dancing. I think that we all felt the
Speaker 3: effects of white people. There's no more sock hops. They're
Speaker 3: not doing They used to do the same dances as us. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and then at some point swing like because like in
Speaker 3: the fifties or the sixties, there wasn't this white guys
Speaker 3: can't dance.
Speaker 7: That's like a newer that's it. When did that happen?
Speaker 2: That's do you think the whole Because I noticed kids,
Speaker 2: my my son sometimes do it, not that much, but
Speaker 2: their friends learning the one TikTok. Like you see a
Speaker 2: kid almost like turette's over in the going and then
Speaker 2: you're like, what are the Oh, oh, it's the TikTok
Speaker 2: that everyone's trying to learn the memorized. Do you think
Speaker 2: that has made it to where if you can't do
Speaker 2: that perfectly, don't dance at all because you don't want
Speaker 2: to look like a fool. I actually like the pressure,
Speaker 2: like the failure, like the kind of uh yeah, the
Speaker 2: epic fail culture that these kids now they communicate through like, oh,
Speaker 2: look at this video of someone you know getting their
Speaker 2: nuts smashed and whatever. Like it's always the bond through
Speaker 2: like sharing, Oh I hate this person because they're bad
Speaker 2: at that. Me too, I hate them too. We're friends.
Speaker 2: So now this this like super sophisticated dude, like like
Speaker 2: these high level TikTok dances and if you can't get
Speaker 2: it down because you don't know what's stupid, So that
Speaker 2: were leading to people just not dancing in general. But
Speaker 2: it's the problem.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 6: What's funny is that they they train you to do
Speaker 6: it on TikTok, right, that like TikTok, there are tiktoks
Speaker 6: dedicated to showing you how to do it step by step. Right,
Speaker 6: So I actually think to your point, it's becoming a
Speaker 6: little more universal than it was before. Whereas like if
Speaker 6: you didn't know how to, if you if you weren't
Speaker 6: connected enough to the black community to learn how to dougy,
Speaker 6: you just couldn't dug it, or you wouldn't touch it.
Speaker 3: Take it back even further. Imagine you're like a cool
Speaker 3: dancing guy and then Michael Jackson comes out with the
Speaker 3: moonwalk and you're like, I have to kill myself.
Speaker 2: What am I going to do? Times I remember as
Speaker 2: a kid watching that live the mowalk, the game change.
Speaker 2: It was I must have looked like a dog caking
Speaker 2: its head. I literally was like, what's happened? What's happening?
Speaker 2: This is the greatest thing I've ever seen. And it
Speaker 2: was like, Oh, that that's something that has never been
Speaker 2: done or will it ever. At that moment, I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: no one will ever learn how to do that.
Speaker 7: But meanwhile, some dude, some dude was in his mom's basement.
Speaker 2: Some little boy named Usher Raymond was He was like,
Speaker 2: I'm not doing.
Speaker 4: It.
Speaker 2: Was a whole war room with Rimmon's connecting pictures and graphics, yeah,
Speaker 2: connecting silky shoes. One just goes to Reagan with a
Speaker 2: big red question, it's fault he brought the moonwalk in.
Speaker 3: Okay, you ensure the loan, this is our big clone. This,
Speaker 3: you ensure the liberation of all black and brown people
Speaker 3: for forever going forward. But you never get to be
Speaker 3: a rich white man again. Wow, everybody's free.
Speaker 2: Everybody's free. Your lifestyle changes quite a bit. I'm in
Speaker 2: a two bedroom apartment in your Hollywood. Whoa you? You're
Speaker 2: not so much papa anymore? No, no, no, you're a papa.
Speaker 2: You're just pops, not even I mean, yeah, that's a
Speaker 2: that's a doozy.
Speaker 7: That's a tough one. I know what I would pick.
Speaker 2: You go straight, keep the money, driver, driver, pick up
Speaker 2: some cabba before you build some schools. Wait, were you
Speaker 2: the one that had the ability to make everyone equal
Speaker 2: but you decided to keep your rolls? Royce, that was me. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but you don't understand. You've never been in a role,
Speaker 2: nor will you because I made this decision. Yes, now
Speaker 2: please take me to my gate guarded community. You're smudging
Speaker 2: the doors. Well, I mean easy, I know it, man,
Speaker 2: I know what. You You gotta do, what you gotta go.
Speaker 2: You gotta say you got to make the right choice
Speaker 2: and say no, we're gonna we we gotta give it
Speaker 2: all away. Look out. You're struggling to even.
Speaker 4: Do the.
Speaker 2: I'm more thinking about my kids going what ship? Ship?
Speaker 13: Ship that did what?
Speaker 2: Why? Now did what? Papa? No more lebrons I gotta
Speaker 2: give all my shoes back. Was it the skirt?
Speaker 4: Was there?
Speaker 2: Was there a middle ground here at all?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 2: But to be fair, you yeah, you have to do
Speaker 2: the right thing.
Speaker 3: Sure, yeah, sure, even I joke, I would obviously liberate
Speaker 3: black and brown people forever, right Langston, We'll see.
Speaker 2: I'm telling you this guy's a monk double cross. What
Speaker 2: is what is liberation? Really gonna be e galitarian society?
Speaker 2: That doesn't seem real? Definitely liberation?
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I mean it's a it's a brave answer.
Speaker 6: It's it's the right, the only answer. Will This was
Speaker 6: so fun, This was awesome. Thank you for doing this,
Speaker 6: Thanks for having me. I love it is there? Could
Speaker 6: you tell the people where they can find I know
Speaker 6: you don't do social media, but is is there anything
Speaker 6: cool that you have going on that you want people
Speaker 6: to know about?
Speaker 7: Where You're gonna be thrown down some cardboard.
Speaker 2: At the Third Street promenade also be a universal CityWalk.
Speaker 2: You got a big drive. I got a big drive
Speaker 2: with my cardboard, uh busting out some moves. I don't
Speaker 2: know what. I don't know what's happening for me next? Nothing.
Speaker 2: There was like a movie. But now maybe they won't
Speaker 2: even release it till next year anyway. Yeah, you will
Speaker 2: keep your eye out. Sounds like I'm in a real
Speaker 2: uh listen will word spiral maybe not going great? You're
Speaker 2: on our black conspiracy theory. Yeah, well I'm honored to
Speaker 2: be here. So I just want to say and congrats on,
Speaker 2: like I said, one of our first things we had
Speaker 2: on the platform, and it's it's you totally have this
Speaker 2: unique voice and it's been an amazing thing. Thank you.
Speaker 2: Great to watch this. It means the world to us
Speaker 2: that you and it's bold and you guys speak your
Speaker 2: minds and it's it's it's a great it's it's an
Speaker 2: outlet we all need to have and listen to. So
Speaker 2: that's so nice. I command you guys time We're really
Speaker 2: gonna fuck it up. No, no, that I know that
Speaker 2: every girl who ever left You know what Will Ferrell
Speaker 2: just said to me.
Speaker 3: And up three old, this is fake baby, I can't
Speaker 3: be touched. Who got jokes eighty seven.
Speaker 2: On the Gram?
Speaker 6: Yeah I just got a Cassie. Yeah, like it's got
Speaker 6: bit is very white person, isn't it.
Speaker 2: I'll be honest.
Speaker 6: One of my greatest shames is that I wore a
Speaker 6: fitbit during my Comedy Central half hour.
Speaker 2: What are you thinking? Did you get called out for that?
Speaker 2: I called myself deeply embarrassed because you just looked down
Speaker 2: and were like what am I doing?
Speaker 6: Because I said permitted to getting steps, and I was like, well,
Speaker 6: I'm not gonna take it.
Speaker 2: You don't want to be walking out something, liar. I
Speaker 2: would have done the same thing. Yeah, it sucks. It
Speaker 2: sucks to be got your whiteness kicked in. Why don't
Speaker 2: you just do it? So? I just do it with
Speaker 2: the with the I never get the steps. I don't
Speaker 2: do the countering on the thing. It's just it's not
Speaker 2: as accurate as it's not fitbit. You get more steps
Speaker 2: with more steps I would rather get. Yeah, he's getting
Speaker 2: steps right now, look at him. That counts. That's fucking
Speaker 2: that's getting baby. Oh my god, now he's getting thousands.
Speaker 2: My sprinter arms it blows up too fast, too fast
Speaker 2: to centigrade on my wrist. All right, we did the
Speaker 2: whole thing. We did it.
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Speaker 2: That's the whole shebang. Bye bitch.
Speaker 4: I actually am one point four percent Nigerian African. I'm
Speaker 4: a sister. Okays are racist, whole money, the stuff reading
Speaker 4: and can't help make thefore