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Speaker 1: and gentlemen, Welcome to another phenomenal episode of My Mama
Speaker 1: Told Me. The podcast will be died deep into the
Speaker 1: pockets of black conspiracy reads, and we finally work to
Speaker 1: prove that Mike Bibby is in fact going to be
Speaker 1: the subject of season three of the Vound. He made
Speaker 1: a bunch of light skinned man tattooed that dime on
Speaker 1: their inner thighs and team dime, team dying, and then
Speaker 1: take slave little like captive pictures, not like field slaves,
Speaker 1: but like Russian girls slaves they all look like and
Speaker 1: they're taking pictures showing their lower back tattoos, saying team dying.
Speaker 1: This is a criminality that needs to be brought to justice.
Speaker 1: What's your personality of Mike Bibby. It's your cult leader
Speaker 1: where you're like, that's the guy. Come on, I thought
Speaker 1: he was sick the whole time I thought this was
Speaker 1: I thought this was just some man to make a
Speaker 1: wish to get to play NBA basketball. He looks like
Speaker 1: he's slowly being a race, like he's barely he's barely there.
Speaker 1: The boy you don't worship that, you certainly don't tattoo it.
Speaker 1: He's really more of a shade than a man. Yeah,
Speaker 1: these boys getting tattoos on their gooch for Mike Bibby. Man,
Speaker 1: Fuck no. Jason Williams was the coolest guy on that team,
Speaker 1: and Chris Webber was who you would you would admire
Speaker 1: the most. You don't go for fucking Mike Bibby. He's
Speaker 1: a third tier culte leader. I'll say that. I'm lank
Speaker 1: Stint Kerman, I'm David Boy and we're talking. We're hot
Speaker 1: into it and our guests today, I'm so excited for
Speaker 1: our guests today. He he did a live show, our
Speaker 1: only official live show of my Mama told Me, and
Speaker 1: he was fucking phenomenal as he always is. He's so funny.
Speaker 1: You know him from the problem with John Stewart on
Speaker 1: Apple Plus TV? Is it plus? I? I can't remember
Speaker 1: Apple Plus? Uh? Is that the network? It's Apple related.
Speaker 1: You'll figure it out, you pieces of ship. He also, uh,
Speaker 1: he has amazing comedy clips all over Comedy Central. He's
Speaker 1: so funny. Please give it up for our guests. Mr
Speaker 1: j Jerdys, Hey, what's up? Hi? Yeah, we're good? How
Speaker 1: you I'm good? I mean the person I would follow
Speaker 1: Chris Weber Vlondy Diva. Yeah, told me to do something
Speaker 1: I can do that. I'd easily do that. Now let
Speaker 1: me be clear. Are you all saying you would still
Speaker 1: follow Vloody even after the disaster of him being GM
Speaker 1: in Sacramento? You want to know something, then yes. And
Speaker 1: here he's running a quote not a business. Yeah he
Speaker 1: I'd still be able to get some fun stories from.
Speaker 1: I mean, we gotta support Listen, we gotta support Eastern
Speaker 1: European skill players like it's listen he nugget fan, keep
Speaker 1: keep talking, keep yeah, Glanie Diva, Well before I would
Speaker 1: ever ever follow Mike Bibby. Also, was it was it
Speaker 1: jacked Mike Bibby or was it regular Mike be it
Speaker 1: was playing regular Mike Bibby. Let me I'm gonna drop.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna drop the picture of the chat. Also, I
Speaker 1: know this is my next question. So are they saying
Speaker 1: that their dimes? Are they talking about assist? I think
Speaker 1: it was they were like team assists because they were assisting.
Speaker 1: I think I think they were the boys that assisted.
Speaker 1: The King of Assists was the implication of of the thing, Oh,
Speaker 1: that makes sense, like he's in the dimes and because
Speaker 1: definitely not, it's definitely not. Like it feels like they
Speaker 1: called him dime, do you know what I mean? Like
Speaker 1: like that was their fun little nickname for him because
Speaker 1: he was just so nasty with the dimes that that
Speaker 1: he was team died, that they were team Dime. Hold on, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you gotta take a look at it. It's weird and
Speaker 1: we'll throw it up. We'll throw it up in the
Speaker 1: videos to everybody everybody. But also like in a hallway,
Speaker 1: it's not properly lit. Yeah. My only my only question
Speaker 1: is that, like when that kind of stuff comes out,
Speaker 1: what do you respond with, Like, you know, like the
Speaker 1: want Dix and stuff is coming out now, like this
Speaker 1: is like weird stuff That's what I'm saying. You need
Speaker 1: a documentary. It looks like a back page listing. You
Speaker 1: can't just you can't just look at this picture in
Speaker 1: three knowing what we know about about histories of of
Speaker 1: fucking ax Coults and weird uh control of other people
Speaker 1: and not look at this team Dime shouldn't go something.
Speaker 1: The funk was up here. That's how I felt when
Speaker 1: I read the article and on four I was like,
Speaker 1: this is weird. Yeah, this, this is this is like
Speaker 1: a half step away from when B two K or
Speaker 1: or no not B two K. Yeah, they had that
Speaker 1: that I MX had to take that that naked picture together.
Speaker 1: That that's before all the Chris Stokes stuff. Oh they
Speaker 1: were doing that back when they were just being abused
Speaker 1: by a different man. This is I thought that was
Speaker 1: Chris Stokes that was behind the camera on that one.
Speaker 1: But I know I thought Chris Stokes was like Marcus
Speaker 1: Houston's age, like he was abusing ras B and the
Speaker 1: other and little Fitz because they were younger. This can
Speaker 1: I say something. Yeah, a lot of people was saying
Speaker 1: that there's not actually enough representation. I would say when
Speaker 1: it comes to black cult leaders and older black men
Speaker 1: taking advantage of young black people, and I want to
Speaker 1: say good on them, not for touching the boys, not
Speaker 1: for not for grooming the boys, but for breaking with
Speaker 1: the stereotype. There's not a ton of it. It's like Africa,
Speaker 1: Bambada who else mbada. We don't like to talk about it.
Speaker 1: I don't. We don't like whoa, I mean who okay,
Speaker 1: we already sending the email, then sending the email that okay.
Speaker 1: But this is also this is like a sub my
Speaker 1: mama told me because a lot of black parents would
Speaker 1: be like, you know, those white those older white men
Speaker 1: be touching you, but older niggas be touching folks too
Speaker 1: all the time. I mean, it's really equality. It really
Speaker 1: speaks to we are five minutes in. Yeah, I do
Speaker 1: think it really speaks to a narration of black women
Speaker 1: working really hard to protect their own even in the
Speaker 1: face of fucking uh raping children. It truly was like them. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I didn't have to say it. No, I put the
Speaker 1: cream cheese on and I didn't spread a bit, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, It just it just sat where
Speaker 1: it's sat. And I apologize to everybody. But but the
Speaker 1: point being, I think it's just women being like, well,
Speaker 1: not ours, but men be doing stuff white men watch out,
Speaker 1: and it's like tell me everything, ma'am right. I think
Speaker 1: I don't know if I'm gonna put this on women.
Speaker 1: I think I'm more acknowledging their than I am putting
Speaker 1: it on them as blame. But but sure make me
Speaker 1: a monster, David makes me. Yeah, it's not to me.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing, it's not that it's it's not that
Speaker 1: like it was. It was like the black community's fault
Speaker 1: for not saying that like molestation existed. I truly think
Speaker 1: it was like it was moved from priority number one
Speaker 1: to like priority number three for them because it was
Speaker 1: like racism, misogyny, ship, who I leave with the kids?
Speaker 1: The houses, the houses on fire, There's a lot of
Speaker 1: stuff you gotta save. Somebody has to be left with
Speaker 1: the kids. Therefore that I'm not the leader of the
Speaker 1: They're just learning to dance. This is motherfucker makes music
Speaker 1: that's perfect to poplock, dude, we examine this anymore. I
Speaker 1: also I would also argue that like head coaches, basketball coaches,
Speaker 1: sports figures. Since we're talking about Mike Bibby and I
Speaker 1: brought up the wand Dixon thing, that's a particular kind
Speaker 1: of trust and brotherhood and like kind of paternal order.
Speaker 1: Were like you you are as a as a single mother,
Speaker 1: as a mom, you would also be like, I don't
Speaker 1: need if that's you know, someone's teaching these boys how
Speaker 1: to be men. Yeah, I know. I don't think you
Speaker 1: don't remember to think that the blind Side went bad?
Speaker 1: Wow wowka Michael or yeah great, But you don't think
Speaker 1: there was like five times where they were just that kid. Okay,
Speaker 1: now you say kid, and that's what makes it bad.
Speaker 1: But that is the part that makes it back. But
Speaker 1: if it's just a white Southern couple who wants to
Speaker 1: to cook, who wants to be cooked by a larger
Speaker 1: that's just man with sec dreams. That's just And I said,
Speaker 1: as a person spent a lot of time in as Fer,
Speaker 1: Mississippi and tell school's Alabama. Baby, you know, oh they
Speaker 1: just kind of a nice deal. All I'm saying it
Speaker 1: was just like hey, every now and did and I
Speaker 1: got to go upstairs watch we will talk about it downstairs.
Speaker 1: The bad part is the fetishism and the dehumanization of
Speaker 1: black bodies. The good part is did he get a
Speaker 1: hot meal? Did you have gas? I'm starting Clemson. Listen,
Speaker 1: somebody had to get them through that red shirt year.
Speaker 1: That's all I'm saying. As a you end up starting
Speaker 1: at liveing a university. If you're out there and uh
Speaker 1: and you're being sued, the law offices of Jordan and
Speaker 1: Bory are here to represent you with what I would
Speaker 1: argue is uh is real sound long? You know, they
Speaker 1: seem to be coming at you with real that's legal.
Speaker 1: That's legal. You guys, you move somebody who's your wife's Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: So this so the mic baby stuff happening in Arizona
Speaker 1: kind of makes it seem a little bit more like
Speaker 1: it was like, you know when people I'll drink off
Speaker 1: kind of around the same area. He know, I heard,
Speaker 1: yeah you go in the woods and once again another mama,
Speaker 1: once a yeah, another My mama told me that my
Speaker 1: mama didn't tell me my friends. Mama told me it's
Speaker 1: the whole discrepancy between like, groups of young white boys
Speaker 1: will jerk off together groups of young black boys were
Speaker 1: just like, we'll pass the porn around and will you
Speaker 1: be like, oh, make sure you go to page blah
Speaker 1: blah blah in the book. We also be like, man,
Speaker 1: I already see your dick. I've seen your dick enough. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think there's a never jerked off with nobody, never
Speaker 1: even I never even was asked to be completely honest
Speaker 1: saying I was when I said that. When I said that,
Speaker 1: I fully expected y'all to be like, what the fund
Speaker 1: is wrong with you? You didn't you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: It's truly. I think it's like sometimes people are very
Speaker 1: bored in suburban communities. I think there's also like a
Speaker 1: level of exploration of a queerness, but with never having
Speaker 1: to state that outright, because like you kind of you
Speaker 1: want to know where people measure up if you've never
Speaker 1: been locking, you've never been a shower situation, it's like
Speaker 1: that you know what black you know what black people
Speaker 1: and I won't say all black people, but what black
Speaker 1: kids did in my school instead of that, like you
Speaker 1: would nut check people like yeah yeah yeah, or even
Speaker 1: like if someone ever bent down to pick something up,
Speaker 1: you go and like pretend like you're getting sloppy toppy
Speaker 1: from them, like we those were those. But That's what
Speaker 1: I'm saying is that we engaged in a communal group
Speaker 1: sexualized activity that wasn't as explicit, right, It was there
Speaker 1: is something that was very juvenile about that. Well, I mean,
Speaker 1: but also like getting together and jerking off. This also
Speaker 1: seems damn, I'm blowing up two phones over here. Might
Speaker 1: maybe like, hey, they wash your mouth directly. It took
Speaker 1: him a long time because those big, clunky muscles making hard,
Speaker 1: but he finally found you. Yeah, I feel like we
Speaker 1: used to. We used to walk around the entire school
Speaker 1: like slapping each other on the ass as hard as
Speaker 1: we possibly could. I think that was like a bit
Speaker 1: that we would do. If like, you're talking to a
Speaker 1: girl and then I would like come up and like, yeah,
Speaker 1: slap you real hard and you scream out in front
Speaker 1: of a lady. Okay, there was one This comes from
Speaker 1: my high school. There was one story. I wouldn't there
Speaker 1: when it happened, but we were people smacking ass is
Speaker 1: a lot a lot of people played smacking. Ask someone
Speaker 1: smacked another football's players and his response was, oh, that
Speaker 1: was kind of soft. Oh okay, yeah, I didn't expect
Speaker 1: that ass to be that solved. You got a smooth
Speaker 1: but yeah, that was when that happened. Everyone was like,
Speaker 1: what's going on that? I will say. Also, we had
Speaker 1: an extremely an extremely Progressive girls basketball team. We had
Speaker 1: like two or three state championships. Tons of out studs
Speaker 1: while we were there. Oh, I mean, like I'm talking
Speaker 1: about studs going to prim face. But I will say,
Speaker 1: I will say it seems like you can be a
Speaker 1: stud if you're a champion, do you know what I mean? Like,
Speaker 1: even in the era of major homophobia and violence against
Speaker 1: you know, lesbians and gay men alike, if you're a champion,
Speaker 1: you're good. Yeah. The only way you can beat homophobias
Speaker 1: if you also beat Callaway, that's it. Okay, win state
Speaker 1: and then you get to eat couchie. Look, you gotta celebrate.
Speaker 1: How you celebrate. That's not for me to decide. Yeah, No,
Speaker 1: whatever you want to do with that trophy, that's business.
Speaker 1: But but you ain't doing it with a second place trophy.
Speaker 1: And I'll tell you that much. All right, We we
Speaker 1: can't keep fooling around this is this is too much silly.
Speaker 1: Before we've even gotten to the thing. You came to
Speaker 1: us Jay with a conspiracy theory. I guess conspiracy theory
Speaker 1: is probably a more technical definition for what this is,
Speaker 1: although for I think it had almost it borders on
Speaker 1: the like old wives tale energy If that makes sense.
Speaker 1: It has like old wives tail moon rising inside of
Speaker 1: this ship. But you said, my mama told you love
Speaker 1: that one, just old wife tale. He meant tail in
Speaker 1: the in the in the colloquial thing. I understand black
Speaker 1: tail magazine. Yeah, you were talking about as I got it, alright,
Speaker 1: not not the whole, but just I know boy pretty
Speaker 1: well you're talking about the whole, the entire catalog. All right. Well,
Speaker 1: you said, my mama told me you will catch a
Speaker 1: bad cold if your hair is wet. Yes, So I
Speaker 1: think that this is they're multiple prongs to this. So
Speaker 1: first of all, it deals with black mothers never wanting
Speaker 1: their black children to look like white children in public.
Speaker 1: So you don't ever want your child to have wet
Speaker 1: hair outside Like that's when a black mom does not
Speaker 1: want you to be outside with your hair wet. It
Speaker 1: just don't want it. Even at the pool, they'll like
Speaker 1: dry your hair off, Like I'm going back in. This
Speaker 1: is a game? Is this the thought exercise? But let's go.
Speaker 1: So that's the first thing. The second thing is that
Speaker 1: I'm from Mississippi, like southern and this kind of cross culture.
Speaker 1: Southern people truly think that that cold air is poisonous
Speaker 1: and the air at night is poisonous. They were like
Speaker 1: wrap up babies to protect them from the night air,
Speaker 1: the same air five hours ago. Sure, but they'll be
Speaker 1: like that night air. I don't want to get on
Speaker 1: this baby. It's just directly blowing. It's also the calmest
Speaker 1: night air in the country right in Chicago. Would makes
Speaker 1: sense to me, there was there was an entire show
Speaker 1: call in the heat of the night. Yeah, I honestly
Speaker 1: think the air turns off in Mississippi after a certain hours.
Speaker 1: And the and the third thing is like I think
Speaker 1: people thinking that cold air and cold hair leads to
Speaker 1: death is truly connected to William Henry Harrison. Now it's
Speaker 1: it's he's a president who apparently didn't wear a coat
Speaker 1: or it was kind of wet on his inauguration day
Speaker 1: and then he died a few days later. But here's
Speaker 1: the thing. He also was an old white man in
Speaker 1: the eight hundreds. That is never just taken into account.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm so like, all these things combined so
Speaker 1: that like black mothers would be like make sure you've
Speaker 1: got some in your head, make sure you make sure
Speaker 1: you're hair and wet. And there's like kind of like
Speaker 1: an additional part of it, where like you also as
Speaker 1: a little black boy, we I couldn't grow my hair out.
Speaker 1: I think I didn't. I'm gonta able to grow my
Speaker 1: hair until you guys weren't allowed to grow your hair cut.
Speaker 1: I didn't have the same haircut since I've had haircuts
Speaker 1: lengthsting lengthting. Your privilege is showing right. I used to
Speaker 1: have to get the even stephen one even all over
Speaker 1: or I can get it. I just got it. I
Speaker 1: just wouldn't got it. I can get it. I could
Speaker 1: get like a fade, but even that was like what
Speaker 1: you trying to? You know? That's see I think well
Speaker 1: if I made I think it was that my mom,
Speaker 1: while while at points was a single mom, she always
Speaker 1: had a like a stepdad like I always there was.
Speaker 1: She was always remarried to someone and at that point
Speaker 1: she was excited for us to have bonding time, which
Speaker 1: meant that like, I didn't have a mother in a
Speaker 1: barbershop dictating my hair. I had. I had a nigga
Speaker 1: who who didn't really give a fuck what my hair
Speaker 1: looked like dictating it. So I was like I want
Speaker 1: this and he was like yeah. The boys they want
Speaker 1: that I got to grow up. I think I got
Speaker 1: to grow like some modicum of an afro for a
Speaker 1: little bit, and then my grades start to dip and
Speaker 1: my mom instantly connected to all your brain cells. It's
Speaker 1: growing out your damn scout. It was. Do you understand
Speaker 1: the punishment? Okay, I don't. I never want to sensationalize
Speaker 1: things as a comedian, but truly, that's like a horror
Speaker 1: scene for so many people of other races, is being
Speaker 1: forcibly shaved. Yeah right, that's like what happened. That's like
Speaker 1: what happened to Anne Hathaway's character in lay Miss, and
Speaker 1: she was the institute dying of tuberculosis, you know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. And that was the worst thing that was
Speaker 1: happening to her. That's what I was going through. That
Speaker 1: was punishment was to say it happened in that reformer's
Speaker 1: character and beefa Vendela that you know what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: but it just happens in a little Black Boys every
Speaker 1: two weeks. Yeah, Well, you should have snitched, is I
Speaker 1: think the argument here. I think you should have told
Speaker 1: on your mother and then you could have gone to
Speaker 1: a nice group home where they'll never shade imposed to
Speaker 1: call the cop with the same hipcut as me. Look
Speaker 1: at me, I look like a fool. I don't know
Speaker 1: about you, but I was. I was threatened with the
Speaker 1: cops all the time. I got a lot of call
Speaker 1: the cops in call that was that was my call, CBS.
Speaker 1: Black disciplinarian is so aware of response time. Yeah, oh,
Speaker 1: sure of what they can get away with before somebody
Speaker 1: shows like. That's the one part of racism they can leverage.
Speaker 1: They go, they go come here. Okay, you think you
Speaker 1: think they're gonna come here and then be able to
Speaker 1: figure it out from your little inarticulate ass English. You're
Speaker 1: gonna be able to explain hip what's happening to you?
Speaker 1: Then he's not gonna give up. Just a black mom saying,
Speaker 1: who do you think they'll believe? Yea, I have a job,
Speaker 1: all right. You're in that weird not cute stage where
Speaker 1: your teeth are killed in who are you gonna eleven
Speaker 1: years old? Haven't grown unto your nose yet? A matter
Speaker 1: of fact, take that plaeum food off? Is your mom
Speaker 1: becoming bill? O'Reilly? That Albert and the gang? What kinds
Speaker 1: of gang? Oh man? That was the weirdest era of Foo.
Speaker 1: You know what, I wrote it all the way to
Speaker 1: the end. Were you did you have some did you
Speaker 1: write it all the way to like the Harlem Globe trotters.
Speaker 1: Fooboo was big dog, Yeah, that's whoa. I went to
Speaker 1: Muhammad Ali Fubool got a Mark Echo shirt on right now,
Speaker 1: And you know what's fucked up is that's what I
Speaker 1: switched to after I made it past Platinum Foboo was.
Speaker 1: I was like, no, I'm an Echo man now. And
Speaker 1: white guys they co opted that too quick. Also, that
Speaker 1: man was making shirts we really couldn't wash. R was swayed.
Speaker 1: We Yeah, we didn't have the technology back then. You
Speaker 1: would look bugged out so fast. Fucking Echo man, I
Speaker 1: always I always assumed you were like a Mecca man,
Speaker 1: but maybe I wore Mecca too. I wore Mecca too,
Speaker 1: but but not Mecca was more expensive at the time.
Speaker 1: Was once Platinum Fuboo and and fucking Echo and and
Speaker 1: Sean John. All of those could be founded at like
Speaker 1: a value city or goddamn Marshals And yeah, you remember
Speaker 1: when you would go to Marshall's and you'd find like
Speaker 1: the Sean John and you'd be like, yeah, I got you.
Speaker 1: Look around like this. This can't be that defective. I
Speaker 1: actually don't need the matching bloor pants, but this jacket going. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're away with a bunch of this ship. If you
Speaker 1: have the jacket, the pants are assumed to be at home.
Speaker 1: I also remember when Denham became so shiny, Yeah, shiny
Speaker 1: Denham like hot boys there? Did you ever overshoot the
Speaker 1: shiny Denham? I got my mom to buy me some.
Speaker 1: I did, I think, And if I couldn't, because I
Speaker 1: identify with this so much, I think, if I could
Speaker 1: articulate what I think the mistake is is that when
Speaker 1: you are a kid who's not allowed to buy shiny
Speaker 1: Denham and you only get one pair of shiny dinnam pants,
Speaker 1: you think you have to get the shiniest Denham possible,
Speaker 1: And the reality is what you want is just that
Speaker 1: that dark Denham with shine too. You want to shine
Speaker 1: because I came out I had no tops for it.
Speaker 1: Yeah what am I gonna wear on top of the
Speaker 1: shiny fucking You're sitting there with silver fucking pants on
Speaker 1: no options on the bus, worried, worried about what's gonna happen?
Speaker 1: When I get off. This was a mistake, but I
Speaker 1: can't tell anyone. The ship was damn the platinum. It
Speaker 1: was like I can't I closed my eyes and I
Speaker 1: see it. I've spent twenty minutes putting a crease in this.
Speaker 1: I can't walk away from what this is. The Other
Speaker 1: part is, man, I wore it this week while yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I hit him with it though I had it on.
Speaker 1: That was that was the hardest part about pants was like,
Speaker 1: damn if I hit it on Monday, it is Thursday. Crazy.
Speaker 1: That nuts, I'm crazy. My T shirt was long. Maybe
Speaker 1: they didn't see which one disease words and because like
Speaker 1: I mean, as when you know people are gonna notice,
Speaker 1: you always go I gotta watch the dry in my house.
Speaker 1: You ain't gonna watch the d you have something. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like listen, I want you guys to know I'm not
Speaker 1: without means. I just don't you know what. I needed
Speaker 1: a block schedule. That's not that, that is it. I
Speaker 1: used to blame it on being a child of divorce.
Speaker 1: I was at my mom's Yeah, I was at my
Speaker 1: mom's crib, so I had to and we didn't have
Speaker 1: no other outfits, so I had to double up. You
Speaker 1: know what I mean. But what the other thing that
Speaker 1: would happen is that like, so I had like a
Speaker 1: pair of j bows and like, if if you have
Speaker 1: you like you're once you get any sort of pants
Speaker 1: to stand out. So I had like my red straps
Speaker 1: on my bows. You have the red straps. But guess
Speaker 1: what I wore him that week. I can't do it
Speaker 1: against it's too memorable because then because the first day
Speaker 1: it was gonna be like, what you just need one
Speaker 1: and that's one fucking person to be like, hey, didn't
Speaker 1: you have those like and that person that they always
Speaker 1: know when it's the quietest in the and the most
Speaker 1: people are around, and the way I remember in junior
Speaker 1: high because I went to a crazy junior high and
Speaker 1: then a very white high school. I remember in junior
Speaker 1: high a couple of kids being dubbed like jabot kids.
Speaker 1: But you know what I'm saying, like, oh, you know
Speaker 1: he's always got those dusty ass green jabots on. It's
Speaker 1: like that's a that's a faith. There was a pair
Speaker 1: of Fuboo sweatpants that I wore often enough that that
Speaker 1: my friend Josh Miller came up to me. It was like, hey,
Speaker 1: nigga's are still talking about how much you wear them
Speaker 1: paints and then I never I like, was wearing them like,
Speaker 1: god damn every other day probably, And then he was like, hey, bro,
Speaker 1: they're talking about it. I was like, yeah, yeah, no,
Speaker 1: it was bad. What a good friend friend. Josh was
Speaker 1: a hero at that time. Yeah. No. And to be honest,
Speaker 1: I don't know that he wasn't laughing in my face
Speaker 1: when he told me, but he told me not in
Speaker 1: front of everyone. And that's where that he's kicks. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So Jay and and God have we drifted on this work? Jay,
Speaker 1: could you tell us before we go to break? Could
Speaker 1: you tell us a little bit about how much you
Speaker 1: believe because your energy is giving off you, you're not
Speaker 1: bought into your conspiracy theory. But is there any chance
Speaker 1: that you do, in fact believe in this cold hair
Speaker 1: leads to our wet hair rather leads to colds theory.
Speaker 1: I I think that germs lead to cold. I think
Speaker 1: lead the cold. I think, but I have to say
Speaker 1: it was again pertaining to the news over the past
Speaker 1: six months. As a black person in New York who
Speaker 1: sometimes in Brooklyn, I have to say this plainly and explicitly.
Speaker 1: I think viruses lead to disease. I think germs lead
Speaker 1: to disease, various infections, pathoges and whatnot. I don't think
Speaker 1: wet hair leads to disease. I think wet hair leads
Speaker 1: to coldness, to you feeling a bit cold, because you
Speaker 1: can feel a bit colder. I think that people associate
Speaker 1: a lot of stuff with the cold because it's going
Speaker 1: on around the same time, and they'll be like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm cold, you know people, people really think I'm cold.
Speaker 1: Now I'm gonna have a cold, and I'm like, no,
Speaker 1: you're you're temperature wise, you're cold, yeah, with you know,
Speaker 1: but your body, but your heart, my heart, because man,
Speaker 1: I just I lived in Washington and sometimes you'd be
Speaker 1: out day in the cold, all all rainy and ship
Speaker 1: like that, running around, and then you would get home
Speaker 1: and that you would be sniffling like I don't know,
Speaker 1: I don't, I don't. I don't think it's just cold air.
Speaker 1: But I think a day spent wet will fuck you up.
Speaker 1: I don't like being cold and wet. I think being
Speaker 1: cold and wet is the worst combinations. It's one of
Speaker 1: the few things that could break me, Like I will
Speaker 1: give up secrets. Okay, you get the bottom of my
Speaker 1: pants wet. I'll tell you all if I get water
Speaker 1: in my socks, I get worder my socks. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I'm telling I'm telling everybody, I'm gunning if I get
Speaker 1: water in my socks. I got water in my socks
Speaker 1: today walking home from the barbershop, and it was pretty bad. No,
Speaker 1: I'm he didn't. You're not You didn't sit through that. No, No,
Speaker 1: I was walking home so I had to get home first.
Speaker 1: For sure. Let's get French foot. Now, wet leads the Okay,
Speaker 1: so that so you okay, So that's the star. So
Speaker 1: you're like, we're like head, absolutely not your I'm saying like, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm saying the moisture in a foot, if maintained in
Speaker 1: the swampy environment, will lead to athletes foot or like
Speaker 1: a rash. Okay, yeah, in Vietnam, I had clean so
Speaker 1: this is it wasn't crazy like that. It wasn't my
Speaker 1: feet are clean, clean socks on. I just stepped in
Speaker 1: upon a snow puddle and it was cold for about
Speaker 1: fifteen blocks. It wasn't that. Listen listeners at home, David
Speaker 1: just held up his foot and it is a rich green.
Speaker 1: It is tough to look at thisp yoga and I'll
Speaker 1: be able to pull my foot up and show you
Speaker 1: it's good. So like this, stop taking away black people's feet,
Speaker 1: instill an intificial Alright, we're gonna take a break. We'll
Speaker 1: be back with more j jur and more My Mama
Speaker 1: told me. Yea, why welcome back to My Mama told
Speaker 1: me the podcast where we are currently discussing whether or
Speaker 1: not cold makes you sick, and it's it's a divided house,
Speaker 1: specifically because we've proven wet foot, hoping to bring it
Speaker 1: up include wet hair. What wet foot has been? Uh,
Speaker 1: what seems like it seems like it's more widely believed.
Speaker 1: I'm still on the fence on wet foot, but you
Speaker 1: two see foot. I think I think wet foot is
Speaker 1: is a little more complicated than we're making it seem.
Speaker 1: But that said, wet hair is divided Ja Ja saying nay,
Speaker 1: this is foolish and and and just old wives tales
Speaker 1: from from black mama's and maybe being like my black
Speaker 1: mom ain't never wrong. I believe No, I don't. I
Speaker 1: would have to text her. I don't even know what
Speaker 1: her her pace on is because my mom is not
Speaker 1: a water mom at all. Like she made sure I
Speaker 1: had swimming lessons, but I don't think I've even seen
Speaker 1: my mom in a hot to she does, she does?
Speaker 1: She say there is something also too. I think Black
Speaker 1: people of a certain age they also just don't like
Speaker 1: to get wet in general. So this is another aspect
Speaker 1: that we need to investigate. I'm not gonna say it's
Speaker 1: because of civil rights hoses, but I'm not gonna say
Speaker 1: it's not not because of civil rights hoses. I mean
Speaker 1: it goes far though, because I'm African right and people
Speaker 1: said corner people might try specifically they say, we're afraid
Speaker 1: of water. Wow, that's like y'all weakness, because we yeah,
Speaker 1: y'all are like those aliens and we're strong, proud people.
Speaker 1: But a couple of water your face is gonna sizzle.
Speaker 1: That's what it's like. I have I have. I have
Speaker 1: not to brag. I got some property in Africa, needing
Speaker 1: I need my cousin or somebody to come out and
Speaker 1: look at it. And Corno people are afraid of water.
Speaker 1: So it's like only a few people in my family
Speaker 1: are willing to go out and look at damn that's
Speaker 1: wild on the podcast. Now, it's truly. If you're trying
Speaker 1: to buy property and Siri Leone go crazy, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: know funck buy. I'm gonna show up there with six
Speaker 1: super suakers and uh and colonize that motherfucker. You know
Speaker 1: what I mean? You wanna be you wanna be the Columbus. No,
Speaker 1: it's just cornal people. The other people, Timmy and Mende
Speaker 1: and everybody man, everybody else is not afraid of. It's
Speaker 1: just hard people. Hey, y'all gotta have a little section.
Speaker 1: And guess who's about to become the king of Kno Town.
Speaker 1: They're not. They're not the fire nation. You can't like,
Speaker 1: I know, because that means they ain't gonna be able
Speaker 1: to fight back. I'm about to bust their ass well
Speaker 1: super soakers like okay, but like you know, when I
Speaker 1: talk about harriget wet, that's like that's like truly like
Speaker 1: a black trigger for a number of reasons, like it returns.
Speaker 1: But don't you feel like for women more so than men? Yeah,
Speaker 1: because we're in really rocking conks the way we used to.
Speaker 1: No one on the podcast has a slick back leg.
Speaker 1: Get one. I will say I will say that is
Speaker 1: the dream is to get to an age where I
Speaker 1: decided to just change direction on my air. This man
Speaker 1: wants to know is karate and rocket conk. That's just come.
Speaker 1: This is the funny. Actually very is actually very Jermain
Speaker 1: because you know who does brush your ship back? T J. Holmes,
Speaker 1: Come on and I'll say this, that's a handsome motherfucker
Speaker 1: who deserves no. I'm joking, but but now I think
Speaker 1: he looked cool before he started acting up with that
Speaker 1: white lady. He was man brushing your hair back? That
Speaker 1: is it's the craziest ship Williams and then everybody else. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you can't just be doing that the wild things. Man.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be real with you, to be that guy
Speaker 1: when the time comes, I'm going backwards and I'm not
Speaker 1: even going But how straight is your hair if you
Speaker 1: grow it up, if I grow it out, it's it's
Speaker 1: very curly. It's like but it's like but it's is
Speaker 1: it is it like? You know? You know what I
Speaker 1: fucking said and not it's not. It's not a number
Speaker 1: and a letter. It's not tight little coils. It is
Speaker 1: like big like it is you know, it's somewhere in
Speaker 1: the spectrum of like, uh, who's the right, Uh, it's
Speaker 1: it's Corbin. What's his name, Corbin Blue. It's gonna, it's
Speaker 1: gonna Corby Blue. You know what I mean. Well, let's
Speaker 1: let's unpack this officially, right, because because the conspiracy theory
Speaker 1: is still on the table, and and I did some research,
Speaker 1: so let's just say this. I'm gonna be as forward
Speaker 1: about this as possible. According to nearly everything I've read,
Speaker 1: having wet hair does not, in fact, in any way
Speaker 1: cause you to catch a cold or make you more sick. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but what internet? On the white man's Internet? That's you,
Speaker 1: that's your first problem. Yeah, this is unfortunately, this is
Speaker 1: still white man's Internet that I'm I'm reciting back to you.
Speaker 1: So it does have itswalts. But yeah, you's got to
Speaker 1: use one of those b eads. And asked Rio you
Speaker 1: gotta do you mean that you got your bean? Um
Speaker 1: how it was supposed to locate you? Well? So, so,
Speaker 1: because that's a movie all about black people's hair again
Speaker 1: with all the theme here's okay, the theme of Wakonda Forever. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and are we doing this because I have some feelings. Listen,
Speaker 1: I'm listening. I'm gonna let you. I'm gonna let you
Speaker 1: kick it off and then and then I'll weigh in
Speaker 1: depending on the circumstances. Oh okay, well this is what
Speaker 1: I can say. I love this source material. I ultimately
Speaker 1: enjoyed the film. But it is funny that that a
Speaker 1: stereotype that has been leveraged against us so much was
Speaker 1: a central plot point to the movie. It was I
Speaker 1: haven't talked about it. I have a joke about it.
Speaker 1: You could just swim. That's how you defeat the Wakonda.
Speaker 1: You just he just swimming in. And they were like,
Speaker 1: what this magic fun that bro Come on? That's all
Speaker 1: he did? Uh gud. He also flew into He flew
Speaker 1: and he came in with all his swimmers. And that
Speaker 1: was what happened the first time. And here's what I'll say.
Speaker 1: I think they worked the hardest on that film, on
Speaker 1: that monologue, and then they they figured out the rest,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, the black panther for a while. Wow.
Speaker 1: Now see here's something. Some people in my life have
Speaker 1: recently seen the first one and they were like, did
Speaker 1: I need to see other stuff? And I was like, maybe,
Speaker 1: I don't know. It was we were we were swept
Speaker 1: up in the moment. Don't get mad. Just watch it
Speaker 1: the way I watched it with my eyes from back then.
Speaker 1: I can't. I'm I'm too African. The whole movie I watched,
Speaker 1: they had this magic rock that made them better than
Speaker 1: the rest of the Africans. And they kept being like,
Speaker 1: but if we didn't have this rock, then we'd be
Speaker 1: like the rest of them. I'm the rest of them.
Speaker 1: Pretty good. Guy guy did not really investigate that because
Speaker 1: I was caught up in the diaspora part of it.
Speaker 1: But that isn't say that they were so close that
Speaker 1: the proximity is wild. It's crazy. Now they weren't. They
Speaker 1: weren't being very kind. Uh. The the wa condins and
Speaker 1: I'm saying, go see the Woman King. That's all I
Speaker 1: got for The Woman King was good. I enjoyed it.
Speaker 1: A lot of a lot of good karate kicks. But
Speaker 1: but like karate, just we're doing something similar. I don't
Speaker 1: know you just I love any any martial art being
Speaker 1: described as karate. Oh, it's a catch all term for sure.
Speaker 1: I certainly don't think I'm going to do the research
Speaker 1: to figure out what your respective martial art is like karate.
Speaker 1: You do karate. Yeah, when Langston becomes a man of
Speaker 1: a certain age who starts coming his hair back, he's
Speaker 1: gonna be a karate man. Chucks on him. Right now,
Speaker 1: there's Numchucks right there. J Jordan's uh, I am, I'm
Speaker 1: not lying to you all. I'm going to I'm going
Speaker 1: to brush my hair back, I'm going to buy a
Speaker 1: nice g and I'm going to drink who long like
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't think that this is this is
Speaker 1: This is just a reminder to all the listeners. If
Speaker 1: we do hit one thousand subs on the YouTube, Lankston
Speaker 1: does have to drop that that numb chuck video. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm glad you brought this up because because we know
Speaker 1: and I'm sorry to do this in the middle of
Speaker 1: of our riveting conversation Jay, but but it's worth noting
Speaker 1: that before you got on today, Bory, I I should
Speaker 1: give you some backstory. I have numb chucks, I've never
Speaker 1: learned to use them, and I promised, based off of
Speaker 1: bory suggestion, that that a thousand subscribers for our YouTube channel,
Speaker 1: I would give a a nunchuck tutorial to all the
Speaker 1: viewers that wish to see that. BORI recently admitted hours
Speaker 1: ago that he bought a harmonica during pandemic expecting to
Speaker 1: learn to play harmonica, and has not yet even cracked
Speaker 1: the box on his harmonica. And we are now I've
Speaker 1: opened it. It's open, it's been open. None of this
Speaker 1: matters because we are now instituting that at two thousand subscribers,
Speaker 1: BORI will have to give a harmonica tutorial to those
Speaker 1: same viewers and obviously doubled in size. I think here's
Speaker 1: here's here's what I like about this. I think I
Speaker 1: think David actually has the easier, easier thing to do. Well,
Speaker 1: here's the trip harmonica. It's just like, as long as
Speaker 1: you can kind of stay in one place and then
Speaker 1: take it away and then be like with what have
Speaker 1: a go up here here and he's playing the scale
Speaker 1: right right right, that's true. None are actually more dangerous.
Speaker 1: I think. Also, you're not gonna get my dick with
Speaker 1: this harmonica. There's no doing the harmonica, so you can
Speaker 1: take it off single blues lyrics and be like I'm
Speaker 1: stuck in jail. You can, It's very yeah, yeah, well
Speaker 1: let me that's a good point. I can, I can,
Speaker 1: I can, and I can talk a lot. I can
Speaker 1: talk a lot. Yeah, let me be clear, there's gonna
Speaker 1: be no bb king this bad boy. I'm BBQ. Come man,
Speaker 1: let me do you got to do this ship right,
Speaker 1: You're gonna give it. You're gonna blues traveler. Harmonica is whatever.
Speaker 1: That's that's not happen as that. No, that I don't have.
Speaker 1: My man had a band, the leader of harmonicas he
Speaker 1: was like he was like a harmonica b depo. I
Speaker 1: can't do that, know, um, it ain't stay on me.
Speaker 1: He had he had so many I bet he called
Speaker 1: the monica's. He didn't even say to read me my monica,
Speaker 1: give me my money, have time for that first syllable.
Speaker 1: It would get in the way. You're getting the way
Speaker 1: of happy to play. Okay, let's let's unpack a little
Speaker 1: bit more of this research because I want to I
Speaker 1: want to make this clear for our listeners at home
Speaker 1: as to why the cold doesn't actually do anything. To
Speaker 1: your point, Ja, it doesn't do anything in terms of
Speaker 1: catching sickness. Uh. The only real cause of a cold
Speaker 1: is being exposed to the virus. No matter the circumstances,
Speaker 1: temperature as it or or temperature is often suggested, right,
Speaker 1: it truly makes no difference if you have the germs
Speaker 1: in your body. And this is what they say. The
Speaker 1: reason that more people get sick actually during the winter
Speaker 1: months is because you are closer together by being inside
Speaker 1: huddling up from the cold and the wet, not because
Speaker 1: the cold and the wet has triggered anything that sounds
Speaker 1: kind of hot, that sounds sexual. It does sound sexy. Hey,
Speaker 1: it's all that winter boning that everybody's doing that apparently
Speaker 1: is getting people sick. And and here's the thing. You
Speaker 1: can always warm up fast enough. Like that's the other
Speaker 1: thing that what's the incubation time if it actually comes
Speaker 1: from the temperature, because once you get in, if you
Speaker 1: heat up in the would it go away? Well? I
Speaker 1: always I always assume though this is the idea of
Speaker 1: you get out and you just don't ever dry your
Speaker 1: hair and you just go right if you just from
Speaker 1: the pool to the towel, right, And I can't say
Speaker 1: have something crazy, can't say have some crazy s I
Speaker 1: did it a few days ago. No, No, I washed
Speaker 1: my hair, dried it off a little bit. It was
Speaker 1: still damp. When I went outside, it was like a
Speaker 1: nice fifty degree day in New York. Did what happened
Speaker 1: to me. I'm good and you did you enjoy the feeling?
Speaker 1: Was it like a good feeling? It is when your
Speaker 1: hair is wet in public, there is a sense of
Speaker 1: power and privilege it. I mean. The thing also is
Speaker 1: that like so many people, they don't they don't they
Speaker 1: don't like, they don't know I got hanged up. They
Speaker 1: don't know nothing. So when your hair is wet, it's
Speaker 1: moving a little bit. Also, black people's hair absorbs moisture
Speaker 1: so fast that when it's when your hair is actually moisturized,
Speaker 1: you were like, whose hair is this? Because it feels
Speaker 1: like wet? You go, who is this? This ain't me where?
Speaker 1: This ain't where I'm at all the time. Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna that's what Actually, because I'm contrary to
Speaker 1: what the ring light he's doing, I'm very much brown skin.
Speaker 1: But like with that hair, blow you up. That's good.
Speaker 1: With the hair I was that morning, it was bad. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Even as I was looking this up, there actually came
Speaker 1: another theory, And what you guys are saying sort of
Speaker 1: reminds me of it. Where uh, a bunch of people
Speaker 1: apparently believe that going to bed with wet hair can
Speaker 1: cause you to get a cold. And that's what I thought,
Speaker 1: was like, I, why would you ever go to bed
Speaker 1: with a wet head? Like that seems fucking off your films? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't people do it. I know some people will
Speaker 1: do a conditioning treatment cat sure, but that's so it's
Speaker 1: so wet. But I mean it's intentionally wet, and then
Speaker 1: it's so wrapped that it sort of becomes like a
Speaker 1: non factor, you know what I mean, Like it's not
Speaker 1: like you're sitting wet and exposed to elements inside of
Speaker 1: that that situation. I think that I think that this
Speaker 1: is very much a story about black hair. Mm hmm,
Speaker 1: that's it. That's what I said when I saw what
Speaker 1: kind of faver that's the person? This is very much
Speaker 1: a story about black This is Matthew Cherry's black hair.
Speaker 1: I love Cinematic Universe's run thing this movie we could use.
Speaker 1: That's a little monica. Oh man, is it? Truly? It's weird.
Speaker 1: So that it goes on to say that because I
Speaker 1: wanted to look up some of the origin of this,
Speaker 1: it's said that this may have been rooted and no
Speaker 1: one knows exactly where it comes from, certainly, but they
Speaker 1: said it may be rooted from World Ward one, when
Speaker 1: scientists concluded that soldiers who slept in wet trenches were
Speaker 1: more likely to catch colds and soldiers who slept in
Speaker 1: dry barracks, which feels like you're skipping over a lot
Speaker 1: of the elements in their wet The fact that they
Speaker 1: were sleeping on top of each other in confining and
Speaker 1: bleeding each other's mouth, that's sure. Yeah, it was bad
Speaker 1: for your feet, but it wasn't the reason you were
Speaker 1: coughing as much as it was everything else. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: think it's truly I think it's truly conflation versus causation.
Speaker 1: I think it's correlation versus causation. And people germ theory
Speaker 1: is still younger than this, than hair, than people being
Speaker 1: like I'm cold, people can go I feel cold, and
Speaker 1: now I feel sick. I know. It's I mean, it
Speaker 1: took how long for us to be able to look
Speaker 1: at any sort of like you know, organisms under microscope? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I feel like doctors started washing their hands
Speaker 1: in like nine six. It's like they just smoke a cigarette.
Speaker 1: People start washing their hands until three years ago, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: And we know that by all the deaths that accumulated
Speaker 1: in the early part of this Bad Boy, But truly
Speaker 1: it it's wild how little of our science is in
Speaker 1: any way sort of like ancient, right, we don't have
Speaker 1: any ancient learnings. All of this ship is brand new
Speaker 1: to us. There was okay, now just so I can't
Speaker 1: we can't, like David will push back on this. Black people,
Speaker 1: Indigenous people, a number of people kind of like new
Speaker 1: how to get dirt off of the body. They knew
Speaker 1: they were getting dirt off, they didn't know they were
Speaker 1: also getting germs off. So they just knew that. Like
Speaker 1: when like the more's going to Spain and being like,
Speaker 1: what's what's what's happening? Y'all don't know, Yeah, you don't
Speaker 1: have you don't like cleaning back. But because like I
Speaker 1: don't know you dirty, dirty, dirty Spanish people, is that
Speaker 1: what we're doing? What I'm in dirty dan years because
Speaker 1: I know a lot of people gonna be like, I'm
Speaker 1: not dirt, gonna be like no dirty, Like four hundreds
Speaker 1: spending Europe was stinky. Yeah, your whole armada stink. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you had the boats, but you also had the funk.
Speaker 1: And that that's uh funk is wow. I love funk.
Speaker 1: Being both an insult and a compliment. Truly the best. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we do it. We we do good work in the
Speaker 1: black community. City with my God in the seventies saying
Speaker 1: something has some fun. Yeah, this funky motherfucker. Goddamn that that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: imagine someone that means someone played bass so well that
Speaker 1: everyone's like that ship but in a good way, right,
Speaker 1: imagine being so musty from to step in. It's like
Speaker 1: it's some fun. Yeah, I mean, but then there's also
Speaker 1: people like, I don't I bet boots he didn't smell great? Yeah,
Speaker 1: George God, damn, yeah no, they like, yeah, it was
Speaker 1: all synthetic fibers, they didn't breathe. Yeah, and you're up
Speaker 1: all night doing Heroin and ship you're yeah, or because
Speaker 1: imagine imagine all the comics that y'all know that are
Speaker 1: a little musty when they get off stage. Yeah, now
Speaker 1: by two hours and you're actually working two hours, actually
Speaker 1: working and dancing. I don't even want to get within
Speaker 1: a hundred feet of James Brown. Yeah, there's a video that,
Speaker 1: uh that that's always feel comfortable sat James Brown smells man, Oh,
Speaker 1: come on, we gotta be honest, there's that video. I
Speaker 1: know what you're saying, you know the video where he's
Speaker 1: sweating and he like comes into frame, It's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: he's like barely he can barely keep his eyes open
Speaker 1: because he's been going so hard on whatever fucking song
Speaker 1: he's doing. There's no way he smelled good in that video.
Speaker 1: He's in a red jumpsuit. Yes, it's not possible for
Speaker 1: him to have smelled like anything but asshole. And that's
Speaker 1: part of the magic of the performance. I mean, if
Speaker 1: you put on it, if you put on a jumpsuit,
Speaker 1: it's just a countdown till when your nuts started thinking
Speaker 1: you got, you got, you got maybe two and a
Speaker 1: half hours before they started thinking the minute you realize
Speaker 1: you're gonna have to put on the jumpsuit. Yeah, once
Speaker 1: your your pleas. Eddie Murphy could not funk after Delirious.
Speaker 1: He had to go home and watch first and then fun.
Speaker 1: There's no way he just unzipped and let a lady
Speaker 1: smell whatever was underneath that. Oh my god. Yeah. And
Speaker 1: and I will say he did it twice. You know,
Speaker 1: he was like, man, I would be stinky again. No,
Speaker 1: Here's what I think happened is the second time he
Speaker 1: was like, hey, man, make the leather more breathable this time,
Speaker 1: not realizing that that that's not possible, and it was
Speaker 1: as breathable as it could be, and he just got
Speaker 1: a funky dick again. I always would worry about his
Speaker 1: nipples in those outfits. Oh, hot leather nipples is probably
Speaker 1: not good for the first time a couple of weeks ago,
Speaker 1: and that's not pleasant. Don't if you get the wrong
Speaker 1: just the wrong amount of like wool on anything and
Speaker 1: you're not wearing like a like a tank top underneath
Speaker 1: like an undershirt, and you start all day. No, that's
Speaker 1: why you have to wear under tank For me, that's
Speaker 1: why were tanktops is to spare my nipples. Yeah, wild feeling.
Speaker 1: I didn't mesh fux my nipples up real bad. And
Speaker 1: I I always wondered why NBA players are always wearing
Speaker 1: those tank tops underneath them like it's the same size boys,
Speaker 1: it's not hotting anything. It's like, oh no, they're just
Speaker 1: making their nipples not up. Yeah, that would imagine having
Speaker 1: that that's up there with Paul Pierce having a booboo. Yeah,
Speaker 1: somebody clutches their chest then they pretend to have a
Speaker 1: heart attack, but it's just a bloody nipple. I've done it.
Speaker 1: I've done the thing where I just wore like a
Speaker 1: basketball jersey outside with nothing on underneath. And that's It's
Speaker 1: like it's a get short that logos gets to rubbing. Man,
Speaker 1: you gotta go back to the house. Yeah. Man, Well
Speaker 1: this really devolved into some bullshit right at the end.
Speaker 1: I feel good about it. Otherwise i'd say i'd say
Speaker 1: perfect episode. I think we nailed it. Yeah, I feel good. Jay.
Speaker 1: Could you tell the people at home where they can
Speaker 1: find you on? What cool should you have going on? Uh?
Speaker 1: You can find me on Twitter, Instagram, TikTok. All this
Speaker 1: stuff that we're forced to do to exist in this
Speaker 1: new digital content age that is neither good nor bad,
Speaker 1: but we should at least be aware of it because
Speaker 1: we are being turned into just lines of code for
Speaker 1: bigger companies. Uh. So I'm there. I'm on Jay Jordan's
Speaker 1: I'm the only person named that, so you can find me.
Speaker 1: There's also if you watch the Problem with John Stewart,
Speaker 1: I'm on a couple of episodes. Maybe watch those. Uh,
Speaker 1: and that's it. Yeah, and I have shows around the country,
Speaker 1: So yeah, that's it. Oh yeah, followed juh follow his
Speaker 1: little bit of code that that's out there, that we're
Speaker 1: all forced to be a part of. Bory. You want
Speaker 1: to tell the people where they can find you? Uh
Speaker 1: cool guy eight jokes eighties seven on Instagram. Uh. January
Speaker 1: I'll be at the Newberry and Great Falls, Montana, March six,
Speaker 1: Rooster te Feathers in Sunnyvale, California. March thirty one through
Speaker 1: April one. The Dallas Comedy Club, Dallas, Texas and touring.
Speaker 1: February seven, team come to High Note Comedy in Denver.
Speaker 1: We got Brittany Carney and uh, you know. February six,
Speaker 1: teams come out and see me and Lanston live at
Speaker 1: the Allegia. Oh, hell yeah, I love Britney Garney. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: we got good stuff going on. Hell yeah. And and
Speaker 1: like like Bory said, fucking live show February six. We've
Speaker 1: got some amazing comedians coming out. We're gonna have some games,
Speaker 1: We're gonna throw out some prizes. Maybe I don't know,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm making up ship, but come funk around with us.
Speaker 1: We can give some prizes, you know, fuckings, oh ship. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Bori's brother is gonna do a flip and uh and yeah,
Speaker 1: come check us out and if you want to follow me.
Speaker 1: You can follow me at Langston Kerman on all platforms,
Speaker 1: and if you want to send us your own conspiracy theories,
Speaker 1: your own drops, your own haunting suggestions about what happened
Speaker 1: to to other people's nipples, please send them to my
Speaker 1: Mama pod at gmail dot com. We would love to
Speaker 1: hear from you. Okay, that's it. Bye, bitch, qual mass
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