1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:02,440 Speaker 1: Hey, do you want to see me in Langston live 2 00:00:02,759 --> 00:00:05,840 Speaker 1: in the Flesh looking cute. We'll come on out to 3 00:00:05,880 --> 00:00:08,960 Speaker 1: the Allegian Theater where we are doing a live version 4 00:00:09,119 --> 00:00:12,360 Speaker 1: of My mama told me the first live version featuring 5 00:00:12,480 --> 00:00:17,040 Speaker 1: Langston and myself. Hell yeah, my mama told me live 6 00:00:17,480 --> 00:00:21,320 Speaker 1: David and myself together. We're gonna be doing the damn 7 00:00:21,360 --> 00:00:25,000 Speaker 1: thing at the Allegian Theater February seven, thirty pm. We 8 00:00:25,040 --> 00:00:26,599 Speaker 1: would love for you to see it. We're gonna have 9 00:00:26,640 --> 00:00:29,280 Speaker 1: special guests. We're gonna have Q and A. We're gonna 10 00:00:29,280 --> 00:00:32,879 Speaker 1: throw stuff at the audience. Probably it's gonna be Mayhem. 11 00:00:33,520 --> 00:00:37,200 Speaker 1: Lanston is gonna numb chuck. I'm bringing my gosh darn 12 00:00:37,400 --> 00:00:42,120 Speaker 1: numb chucks. So get those tickets www dot Allegian Theater 13 00:00:42,200 --> 00:00:50,120 Speaker 1: dot com. Backslash Shows Backslash My baba told me, Bam, 14 00:00:50,240 --> 00:00:53,720 Speaker 1: do know, Justin Guarini, does that make sense? Now? Fuck you? Now, 15 00:00:53,960 --> 00:00:56,920 Speaker 1: fuck you. You're not gonna You're not gonna do that. 16 00:00:56,920 --> 00:01:03,640 Speaker 1: That's crazy. What that's crazy, that's wild. We didn't even 17 00:01:03,680 --> 00:01:07,039 Speaker 1: know we Justin Guarini had to come out as black 18 00:01:07,080 --> 00:01:10,399 Speaker 1: halfway through the American Idol season so that we would 19 00:01:10,560 --> 00:01:14,000 Speaker 1: even take about but Justin Guarini came out as black, 20 00:01:14,120 --> 00:01:20,680 Speaker 1: and black women still said, but my baby Kelly. Black 21 00:01:20,720 --> 00:01:23,480 Speaker 1: women still went, you know, I like Kelly. She's built 22 00:01:23,560 --> 00:01:27,319 Speaker 1: like a real one. Black women were like, good for you, 23 00:01:27,319 --> 00:01:30,120 Speaker 1: young man, move out of Kelly's way. She's got a 24 00:01:30,120 --> 00:01:34,880 Speaker 1: big final number. That's nice for you. A little like 25 00:01:35,120 --> 00:02:00,320 Speaker 1: right now, I gotta see ms. Kelly clarkson racist money Field. 26 00:02:01,160 --> 00:02:07,760 Speaker 1: I can't tell me. Yep, yep, yep, bang bang bang 27 00:02:07,960 --> 00:02:11,320 Speaker 1: skeep skeep skeet. There it is there, it is. Ladies 28 00:02:11,360 --> 00:02:15,280 Speaker 1: and gentlemen, Welcome to another phenomenal episode of My Mama 29 00:02:15,360 --> 00:02:18,560 Speaker 1: Told Me. The podcast will be died deep into the 30 00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:22,920 Speaker 1: pockets of black conspiracy reads, and we finally work to 31 00:02:23,080 --> 00:02:26,920 Speaker 1: prove that Mike Bibby is in fact going to be 32 00:02:26,960 --> 00:02:30,680 Speaker 1: the subject of season three of the Vound. He made 33 00:02:30,680 --> 00:02:33,880 Speaker 1: a bunch of light skinned man tattooed that dime on 34 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:40,480 Speaker 1: their inner thighs and team dime, team dying, and then 35 00:02:40,520 --> 00:02:45,519 Speaker 1: take slave little like captive pictures, not like field slaves, 36 00:02:45,560 --> 00:02:51,560 Speaker 1: but like Russian girls slaves they all look like and 37 00:02:51,600 --> 00:02:56,480 Speaker 1: they're taking pictures showing their lower back tattoos, saying team dying. 38 00:02:56,919 --> 00:03:01,240 Speaker 1: This is a criminality that needs to be brought to justice. 39 00:03:01,639 --> 00:03:04,640 Speaker 1: What's your personality of Mike Bibby. It's your cult leader 40 00:03:04,760 --> 00:03:08,640 Speaker 1: where you're like, that's the guy. Come on, I thought 41 00:03:08,680 --> 00:03:10,960 Speaker 1: he was sick the whole time I thought this was 42 00:03:11,320 --> 00:03:13,200 Speaker 1: I thought this was just some man to make a 43 00:03:13,240 --> 00:03:16,680 Speaker 1: wish to get to play NBA basketball. He looks like 44 00:03:16,680 --> 00:03:23,840 Speaker 1: he's slowly being a race, like he's barely he's barely there. 45 00:03:23,960 --> 00:03:28,760 Speaker 1: The boy you don't worship that, you certainly don't tattoo it. 46 00:03:29,080 --> 00:03:31,440 Speaker 1: He's really more of a shade than a man. Yeah, 47 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:36,320 Speaker 1: these boys getting tattoos on their gooch for Mike Bibby. Man, 48 00:03:36,760 --> 00:03:41,000 Speaker 1: Fuck no. Jason Williams was the coolest guy on that team, 49 00:03:41,040 --> 00:03:43,760 Speaker 1: and Chris Webber was who you would you would admire 50 00:03:43,800 --> 00:03:46,720 Speaker 1: the most. You don't go for fucking Mike Bibby. He's 51 00:03:46,720 --> 00:03:51,640 Speaker 1: a third tier culte leader. I'll say that. I'm lank 52 00:03:51,720 --> 00:03:55,680 Speaker 1: Stint Kerman, I'm David Boy and we're talking. We're hot 53 00:03:55,680 --> 00:03:58,960 Speaker 1: into it and our guests today, I'm so excited for 54 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:01,840 Speaker 1: our guests today. He he did a live show, our 55 00:04:01,920 --> 00:04:05,040 Speaker 1: only official live show of my Mama told Me, and 56 00:04:05,040 --> 00:04:08,520 Speaker 1: he was fucking phenomenal as he always is. He's so funny. 57 00:04:08,720 --> 00:04:10,840 Speaker 1: You know him from the problem with John Stewart on 58 00:04:10,880 --> 00:04:13,880 Speaker 1: Apple Plus TV? Is it plus? I? I can't remember 59 00:04:13,880 --> 00:04:18,080 Speaker 1: Apple Plus? Uh? Is that the network? It's Apple related. 60 00:04:18,120 --> 00:04:21,520 Speaker 1: You'll figure it out, you pieces of ship. He also, uh, 61 00:04:21,960 --> 00:04:26,520 Speaker 1: he has amazing comedy clips all over Comedy Central. He's 62 00:04:26,560 --> 00:04:28,920 Speaker 1: so funny. Please give it up for our guests. Mr 63 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:34,480 Speaker 1: j Jerdys, Hey, what's up? Hi? Yeah, we're good? How 64 00:04:34,600 --> 00:04:38,560 Speaker 1: you I'm good? I mean the person I would follow 65 00:04:38,960 --> 00:04:44,920 Speaker 1: Chris Weber Vlondy Diva. Yeah, told me to do something 66 00:04:44,960 --> 00:04:51,200 Speaker 1: I can do that. I'd easily do that. Now let 67 00:04:51,200 --> 00:04:53,480 Speaker 1: me be clear. Are you all saying you would still 68 00:04:53,520 --> 00:04:57,240 Speaker 1: follow Vloody even after the disaster of him being GM 69 00:04:57,279 --> 00:05:01,120 Speaker 1: in Sacramento? You want to know something, then yes. And 70 00:05:01,200 --> 00:05:06,880 Speaker 1: here he's running a quote not a business. Yeah he 71 00:05:07,080 --> 00:05:09,799 Speaker 1: I'd still be able to get some fun stories from. 72 00:05:10,640 --> 00:05:14,520 Speaker 1: I mean, we gotta support Listen, we gotta support Eastern 73 00:05:14,560 --> 00:05:21,039 Speaker 1: European skill players like it's listen he nugget fan, keep 74 00:05:21,160 --> 00:05:26,599 Speaker 1: keep talking, keep yeah, Glanie Diva, Well before I would 75 00:05:26,680 --> 00:05:30,480 Speaker 1: ever ever follow Mike Bibby. Also, was it was it 76 00:05:30,680 --> 00:05:33,039 Speaker 1: jacked Mike Bibby or was it regular Mike be it 77 00:05:33,160 --> 00:05:36,840 Speaker 1: was playing regular Mike Bibby. Let me I'm gonna drop. 78 00:05:37,080 --> 00:05:39,599 Speaker 1: I'm gonna drop the picture of the chat. Also, I 79 00:05:39,680 --> 00:05:44,080 Speaker 1: know this is my next question. So are they saying 80 00:05:44,760 --> 00:05:49,920 Speaker 1: that their dimes? Are they talking about assist? I think 81 00:05:49,960 --> 00:05:52,760 Speaker 1: it was they were like team assists because they were assisting. 82 00:05:53,680 --> 00:05:56,520 Speaker 1: I think I think they were the boys that assisted. 83 00:05:56,640 --> 00:06:01,839 Speaker 1: The King of Assists was the implication of of the thing, Oh, 84 00:06:01,880 --> 00:06:05,839 Speaker 1: that makes sense, like he's in the dimes and because 85 00:06:05,960 --> 00:06:09,920 Speaker 1: definitely not, it's definitely not. Like it feels like they 86 00:06:09,960 --> 00:06:12,400 Speaker 1: called him dime, do you know what I mean? Like 87 00:06:12,400 --> 00:06:14,960 Speaker 1: like that was their fun little nickname for him because 88 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:18,240 Speaker 1: he was just so nasty with the dimes that that 89 00:06:18,279 --> 00:06:22,840 Speaker 1: he was team died, that they were team Dime. Hold on, Yeah, 90 00:06:22,880 --> 00:06:24,680 Speaker 1: you gotta take a look at it. It's weird and 91 00:06:24,680 --> 00:06:26,240 Speaker 1: we'll throw it up. We'll throw it up in the 92 00:06:26,320 --> 00:06:30,560 Speaker 1: videos to everybody everybody. But also like in a hallway, 93 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:34,200 Speaker 1: it's not properly lit. Yeah. My only my only question 94 00:06:34,240 --> 00:06:36,039 Speaker 1: is that, like when that kind of stuff comes out, 95 00:06:37,240 --> 00:06:39,560 Speaker 1: what do you respond with, Like, you know, like the 96 00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:41,520 Speaker 1: want Dix and stuff is coming out now, like this 97 00:06:41,600 --> 00:06:46,080 Speaker 1: is like weird stuff That's what I'm saying. You need 98 00:06:46,120 --> 00:06:49,560 Speaker 1: a documentary. It looks like a back page listing. You 99 00:06:49,600 --> 00:06:52,720 Speaker 1: can't just you can't just look at this picture in 100 00:06:53,800 --> 00:06:59,160 Speaker 1: three knowing what we know about about histories of of 101 00:06:59,360 --> 00:07:04,279 Speaker 1: fucking ax Coults and weird uh control of other people 102 00:07:04,760 --> 00:07:07,839 Speaker 1: and not look at this team Dime shouldn't go something. 103 00:07:07,880 --> 00:07:10,120 Speaker 1: The funk was up here. That's how I felt when 104 00:07:10,120 --> 00:07:11,640 Speaker 1: I read the article and on four I was like, 105 00:07:11,680 --> 00:07:15,760 Speaker 1: this is weird. Yeah, this, this is this is like 106 00:07:15,800 --> 00:07:18,280 Speaker 1: a half step away from when B two K or 107 00:07:18,520 --> 00:07:21,640 Speaker 1: or no not B two K. Yeah, they had that 108 00:07:21,080 --> 00:07:25,400 Speaker 1: that I MX had to take that that naked picture together. 109 00:07:26,560 --> 00:07:30,640 Speaker 1: That that's before all the Chris Stokes stuff. Oh they 110 00:07:30,640 --> 00:07:32,760 Speaker 1: were doing that back when they were just being abused 111 00:07:32,760 --> 00:07:36,600 Speaker 1: by a different man. This is I thought that was 112 00:07:36,680 --> 00:07:39,080 Speaker 1: Chris Stokes that was behind the camera on that one. 113 00:07:39,520 --> 00:07:42,120 Speaker 1: But I know I thought Chris Stokes was like Marcus 114 00:07:42,240 --> 00:07:47,400 Speaker 1: Houston's age, like he was abusing ras B and the 115 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:51,080 Speaker 1: other and little Fitz because they were younger. This can 116 00:07:51,120 --> 00:07:55,760 Speaker 1: I say something. Yeah, a lot of people was saying 117 00:07:55,800 --> 00:08:00,560 Speaker 1: that there's not actually enough representation. I would say when 118 00:08:00,560 --> 00:08:03,840 Speaker 1: it comes to black cult leaders and older black men 119 00:08:03,920 --> 00:08:05,960 Speaker 1: taking advantage of young black people, and I want to 120 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:12,480 Speaker 1: say good on them, not for touching the boys, not 121 00:08:12,680 --> 00:08:16,800 Speaker 1: for not for grooming the boys, but for breaking with 122 00:08:16,840 --> 00:08:20,160 Speaker 1: the stereotype. There's not a ton of it. It's like Africa, 123 00:08:20,240 --> 00:08:26,320 Speaker 1: Bambada who else mbada. We don't like to talk about it. 124 00:08:26,360 --> 00:08:32,920 Speaker 1: I don't. We don't like whoa, I mean who okay, 125 00:08:32,960 --> 00:08:37,320 Speaker 1: we already sending the email, then sending the email that okay. 126 00:08:37,320 --> 00:08:39,920 Speaker 1: But this is also this is like a sub my 127 00:08:39,960 --> 00:08:42,200 Speaker 1: mama told me because a lot of black parents would 128 00:08:42,200 --> 00:08:44,439 Speaker 1: be like, you know, those white those older white men 129 00:08:44,480 --> 00:08:47,280 Speaker 1: be touching you, but older niggas be touching folks too 130 00:08:47,640 --> 00:08:50,679 Speaker 1: all the time. I mean, it's really equality. It really 131 00:08:50,720 --> 00:08:57,360 Speaker 1: speaks to we are five minutes in. Yeah, I do 132 00:08:57,480 --> 00:09:01,160 Speaker 1: think it really speaks to a narration of black women 133 00:09:01,240 --> 00:09:04,440 Speaker 1: working really hard to protect their own even in the 134 00:09:04,520 --> 00:09:10,520 Speaker 1: face of fucking uh raping children. It truly was like them. Yeah. 135 00:09:10,559 --> 00:09:15,600 Speaker 1: I didn't have to say it. No, I put the 136 00:09:15,600 --> 00:09:17,880 Speaker 1: cream cheese on and I didn't spread a bit, you 137 00:09:17,920 --> 00:09:20,360 Speaker 1: know what I mean, It just it just sat where 138 00:09:20,360 --> 00:09:24,080 Speaker 1: it's sat. And I apologize to everybody. But but the 139 00:09:24,160 --> 00:09:26,600 Speaker 1: point being, I think it's just women being like, well, 140 00:09:26,640 --> 00:09:30,480 Speaker 1: not ours, but men be doing stuff white men watch out, 141 00:09:30,600 --> 00:09:35,280 Speaker 1: and it's like tell me everything, ma'am right. I think 142 00:09:35,400 --> 00:09:36,960 Speaker 1: I don't know if I'm gonna put this on women. 143 00:09:37,679 --> 00:09:43,000 Speaker 1: I think I'm more acknowledging their than I am putting 144 00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:47,079 Speaker 1: it on them as blame. But but sure make me 145 00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:53,840 Speaker 1: a monster, David makes me. Yeah, it's not to me. 146 00:09:54,040 --> 00:09:57,640 Speaker 1: Here's the thing, it's not that it's it's not that 147 00:09:57,760 --> 00:10:02,280 Speaker 1: like it was. It was like the black community's fault 148 00:10:02,440 --> 00:10:06,280 Speaker 1: for not saying that like molestation existed. I truly think 149 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:10,520 Speaker 1: it was like it was moved from priority number one 150 00:10:10,559 --> 00:10:12,960 Speaker 1: to like priority number three for them because it was 151 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:17,000 Speaker 1: like racism, misogyny, ship, who I leave with the kids? 152 00:10:18,080 --> 00:10:20,240 Speaker 1: The houses, the houses on fire, There's a lot of 153 00:10:20,240 --> 00:10:23,360 Speaker 1: stuff you gotta save. Somebody has to be left with 154 00:10:23,400 --> 00:10:29,920 Speaker 1: the kids. Therefore that I'm not the leader of the 155 00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:34,199 Speaker 1: They're just learning to dance. This is motherfucker makes music 156 00:10:34,280 --> 00:10:40,360 Speaker 1: that's perfect to poplock, dude, we examine this anymore. I 157 00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:47,240 Speaker 1: also I would also argue that like head coaches, basketball coaches, 158 00:10:48,120 --> 00:10:51,839 Speaker 1: sports figures. Since we're talking about Mike Bibby and I 159 00:10:51,880 --> 00:10:55,520 Speaker 1: brought up the wand Dixon thing, that's a particular kind 160 00:10:55,559 --> 00:10:59,760 Speaker 1: of trust and brotherhood and like kind of paternal order. 161 00:11:00,080 --> 00:11:02,760 Speaker 1: Were like you you are as a as a single mother, 162 00:11:02,960 --> 00:11:05,439 Speaker 1: as a mom, you would also be like, I don't 163 00:11:05,480 --> 00:11:08,120 Speaker 1: need if that's you know, someone's teaching these boys how 164 00:11:08,160 --> 00:11:10,559 Speaker 1: to be men. Yeah, I know. I don't think you 165 00:11:10,559 --> 00:11:12,839 Speaker 1: don't remember to think that the blind Side went bad? 166 00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:18,440 Speaker 1: Wow wowka Michael or yeah great, But you don't think 167 00:11:18,440 --> 00:11:22,520 Speaker 1: there was like five times where they were just that kid. Okay, 168 00:11:22,760 --> 00:11:25,480 Speaker 1: now you say kid, and that's what makes it bad. 169 00:11:25,880 --> 00:11:29,959 Speaker 1: But that is the part that makes it back. But 170 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:34,200 Speaker 1: if it's just a white Southern couple who wants to 171 00:11:34,200 --> 00:11:37,920 Speaker 1: to cook, who wants to be cooked by a larger 172 00:11:38,800 --> 00:11:44,680 Speaker 1: that's just man with sec dreams. That's just And I said, 173 00:11:44,679 --> 00:11:46,120 Speaker 1: as a person spent a lot of time in as Fer, 174 00:11:46,160 --> 00:11:52,120 Speaker 1: Mississippi and tell school's Alabama. Baby, you know, oh they 175 00:11:52,240 --> 00:11:55,719 Speaker 1: just kind of a nice deal. All I'm saying it 176 00:11:55,800 --> 00:12:00,280 Speaker 1: was just like hey, every now and did and I 177 00:12:00,280 --> 00:12:04,880 Speaker 1: got to go upstairs watch we will talk about it downstairs. 178 00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:07,719 Speaker 1: The bad part is the fetishism and the dehumanization of 179 00:12:07,800 --> 00:12:10,120 Speaker 1: black bodies. The good part is did he get a 180 00:12:10,120 --> 00:12:15,920 Speaker 1: hot meal? Did you have gas? I'm starting Clemson. Listen, 181 00:12:16,720 --> 00:12:18,800 Speaker 1: somebody had to get them through that red shirt year. 182 00:12:18,880 --> 00:12:20,840 Speaker 1: That's all I'm saying. As a you end up starting 183 00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:25,560 Speaker 1: at liveing a university. If you're out there and uh 184 00:12:25,600 --> 00:12:29,200 Speaker 1: and you're being sued, the law offices of Jordan and 185 00:12:29,280 --> 00:12:33,240 Speaker 1: Bory are here to represent you with what I would 186 00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:37,840 Speaker 1: argue is uh is real sound long? You know, they 187 00:12:37,920 --> 00:12:41,240 Speaker 1: seem to be coming at you with real that's legal. 188 00:12:41,480 --> 00:12:47,959 Speaker 1: That's legal. You guys, you move somebody who's your wife's Yeah, okay, 189 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:51,360 Speaker 1: So this so the mic baby stuff happening in Arizona 190 00:12:51,559 --> 00:12:53,559 Speaker 1: kind of makes it seem a little bit more like 191 00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:56,480 Speaker 1: it was like, you know when people I'll drink off 192 00:12:56,840 --> 00:13:00,679 Speaker 1: kind of around the same area. He know, I heard, 193 00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:05,320 Speaker 1: yeah you go in the woods and once again another mama, 194 00:13:05,520 --> 00:13:07,960 Speaker 1: once a yeah, another My mama told me that my 195 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:10,880 Speaker 1: mama didn't tell me my friends. Mama told me it's 196 00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:14,120 Speaker 1: the whole discrepancy between like, groups of young white boys 197 00:13:14,120 --> 00:13:17,160 Speaker 1: will jerk off together groups of young black boys were 198 00:13:17,200 --> 00:13:19,199 Speaker 1: just like, we'll pass the porn around and will you 199 00:13:19,360 --> 00:13:20,840 Speaker 1: be like, oh, make sure you go to page blah 200 00:13:20,840 --> 00:13:23,120 Speaker 1: blah blah in the book. We also be like, man, 201 00:13:23,120 --> 00:13:26,680 Speaker 1: I already see your dick. I've seen your dick enough. Yeah. 202 00:13:26,679 --> 00:13:29,480 Speaker 1: I think there's a never jerked off with nobody, never 203 00:13:29,520 --> 00:13:33,520 Speaker 1: even I never even was asked to be completely honest 204 00:13:33,800 --> 00:13:39,560 Speaker 1: saying I was when I said that. When I said that, 205 00:13:39,679 --> 00:13:42,120 Speaker 1: I fully expected y'all to be like, what the fund 206 00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:44,600 Speaker 1: is wrong with you? You didn't you know what I mean? 207 00:13:46,040 --> 00:13:48,760 Speaker 1: It's truly. I think it's like sometimes people are very 208 00:13:48,880 --> 00:13:53,200 Speaker 1: bored in suburban communities. I think there's also like a 209 00:13:53,360 --> 00:13:58,280 Speaker 1: level of exploration of a queerness, but with never having 210 00:13:58,280 --> 00:14:02,120 Speaker 1: to state that outright, because like you kind of you 211 00:14:02,160 --> 00:14:04,319 Speaker 1: want to know where people measure up if you've never 212 00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:07,400 Speaker 1: been locking, you've never been a shower situation, it's like 213 00:14:07,440 --> 00:14:10,080 Speaker 1: that you know what black you know what black people 214 00:14:10,559 --> 00:14:12,440 Speaker 1: and I won't say all black people, but what black 215 00:14:12,520 --> 00:14:16,720 Speaker 1: kids did in my school instead of that, like you 216 00:14:16,760 --> 00:14:22,760 Speaker 1: would nut check people like yeah yeah yeah, or even 217 00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:25,480 Speaker 1: like if someone ever bent down to pick something up, 218 00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:29,040 Speaker 1: you go and like pretend like you're getting sloppy toppy 219 00:14:29,120 --> 00:14:32,520 Speaker 1: from them, like we those were those. But That's what 220 00:14:32,760 --> 00:14:35,600 Speaker 1: I'm saying is that we engaged in a communal group 221 00:14:36,040 --> 00:14:43,240 Speaker 1: sexualized activity that wasn't as explicit, right, It was there 222 00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:47,440 Speaker 1: is something that was very juvenile about that. Well, I mean, 223 00:14:47,560 --> 00:14:50,160 Speaker 1: but also like getting together and jerking off. This also 224 00:14:50,240 --> 00:15:00,240 Speaker 1: seems damn, I'm blowing up two phones over here. Might 225 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:06,600 Speaker 1: maybe like, hey, they wash your mouth directly. It took 226 00:15:06,640 --> 00:15:09,640 Speaker 1: him a long time because those big, clunky muscles making hard, 227 00:15:10,240 --> 00:15:14,520 Speaker 1: but he finally found you. Yeah, I feel like we 228 00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:18,400 Speaker 1: used to. We used to walk around the entire school 229 00:15:18,480 --> 00:15:21,000 Speaker 1: like slapping each other on the ass as hard as 230 00:15:21,040 --> 00:15:23,480 Speaker 1: we possibly could. I think that was like a bit 231 00:15:23,560 --> 00:15:25,320 Speaker 1: that we would do. If like, you're talking to a 232 00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:28,640 Speaker 1: girl and then I would like come up and like, yeah, 233 00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:31,000 Speaker 1: slap you real hard and you scream out in front 234 00:15:31,040 --> 00:15:33,880 Speaker 1: of a lady. Okay, there was one This comes from 235 00:15:33,920 --> 00:15:37,440 Speaker 1: my high school. There was one story. I wouldn't there 236 00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:39,840 Speaker 1: when it happened, but we were people smacking ass is 237 00:15:39,880 --> 00:15:42,720 Speaker 1: a lot a lot of people played smacking. Ask someone 238 00:15:42,840 --> 00:15:47,160 Speaker 1: smacked another football's players and his response was, oh, that 239 00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:55,160 Speaker 1: was kind of soft. Oh okay, yeah, I didn't expect 240 00:15:55,240 --> 00:15:58,880 Speaker 1: that ass to be that solved. You got a smooth 241 00:15:58,920 --> 00:16:02,720 Speaker 1: but yeah, that was when that happened. Everyone was like, 242 00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:05,800 Speaker 1: what's going on that? I will say. Also, we had 243 00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:11,160 Speaker 1: an extremely an extremely Progressive girls basketball team. We had 244 00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:14,840 Speaker 1: like two or three state championships. Tons of out studs 245 00:16:14,920 --> 00:16:19,640 Speaker 1: while we were there. Oh, I mean, like I'm talking 246 00:16:19,640 --> 00:16:25,000 Speaker 1: about studs going to prim face. But I will say, 247 00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:27,240 Speaker 1: I will say it seems like you can be a 248 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:29,800 Speaker 1: stud if you're a champion, do you know what I mean? Like, 249 00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:34,840 Speaker 1: even in the era of major homophobia and violence against 250 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:38,880 Speaker 1: you know, lesbians and gay men alike, if you're a champion, 251 00:16:39,240 --> 00:16:42,800 Speaker 1: you're good. Yeah. The only way you can beat homophobias 252 00:16:42,840 --> 00:16:48,960 Speaker 1: if you also beat Callaway, that's it. Okay, win state 253 00:16:49,160 --> 00:16:54,280 Speaker 1: and then you get to eat couchie. Look, you gotta celebrate. 254 00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:57,880 Speaker 1: How you celebrate. That's not for me to decide. Yeah, No, 255 00:16:58,040 --> 00:17:00,720 Speaker 1: whatever you want to do with that trophy, that's business. 256 00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:03,280 Speaker 1: But but you ain't doing it with a second place trophy. 257 00:17:03,320 --> 00:17:08,520 Speaker 1: And I'll tell you that much. All right, We we 258 00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:11,760 Speaker 1: can't keep fooling around this is this is too much silly. 259 00:17:11,880 --> 00:17:14,719 Speaker 1: Before we've even gotten to the thing. You came to 260 00:17:14,840 --> 00:17:19,359 Speaker 1: us Jay with a conspiracy theory. I guess conspiracy theory 261 00:17:19,440 --> 00:17:22,760 Speaker 1: is probably a more technical definition for what this is, 262 00:17:23,080 --> 00:17:27,800 Speaker 1: although for I think it had almost it borders on 263 00:17:27,920 --> 00:17:32,000 Speaker 1: the like old wives tale energy If that makes sense. 264 00:17:32,280 --> 00:17:35,879 Speaker 1: It has like old wives tail moon rising inside of 265 00:17:35,920 --> 00:17:41,920 Speaker 1: this ship. But you said, my mama told you love 266 00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:47,359 Speaker 1: that one, just old wife tale. He meant tail in 267 00:17:47,440 --> 00:17:51,040 Speaker 1: the in the in the colloquial thing. I understand black 268 00:17:51,040 --> 00:17:55,679 Speaker 1: tail magazine. Yeah, you were talking about as I got it, alright, 269 00:17:58,600 --> 00:18:04,760 Speaker 1: not not the whole, but just I know boy pretty 270 00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:13,760 Speaker 1: well you're talking about the whole, the entire catalog. All right. Well, 271 00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:19,280 Speaker 1: you said, my mama told me you will catch a 272 00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:27,160 Speaker 1: bad cold if your hair is wet. Yes, So I 273 00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:32,640 Speaker 1: think that this is they're multiple prongs to this. So 274 00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:37,119 Speaker 1: first of all, it deals with black mothers never wanting 275 00:18:37,320 --> 00:18:40,720 Speaker 1: their black children to look like white children in public. 276 00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:46,160 Speaker 1: So you don't ever want your child to have wet 277 00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:50,600 Speaker 1: hair outside Like that's when a black mom does not 278 00:18:50,760 --> 00:18:53,720 Speaker 1: want you to be outside with your hair wet. It 279 00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:56,399 Speaker 1: just don't want it. Even at the pool, they'll like 280 00:18:56,480 --> 00:19:01,720 Speaker 1: dry your hair off, Like I'm going back in. This 281 00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:05,239 Speaker 1: is a game? Is this the thought exercise? But let's go. 282 00:19:05,720 --> 00:19:08,199 Speaker 1: So that's the first thing. The second thing is that 283 00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:12,600 Speaker 1: I'm from Mississippi, like southern and this kind of cross culture. 284 00:19:12,680 --> 00:19:18,480 Speaker 1: Southern people truly think that that cold air is poisonous 285 00:19:18,520 --> 00:19:22,000 Speaker 1: and the air at night is poisonous. They were like 286 00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:26,520 Speaker 1: wrap up babies to protect them from the night air, 287 00:19:27,119 --> 00:19:31,760 Speaker 1: the same air five hours ago. Sure, but they'll be 288 00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:33,520 Speaker 1: like that night air. I don't want to get on 289 00:19:33,560 --> 00:19:37,280 Speaker 1: this baby. It's just directly blowing. It's also the calmest 290 00:19:37,359 --> 00:19:41,520 Speaker 1: night air in the country right in Chicago. Would makes 291 00:19:41,560 --> 00:19:44,880 Speaker 1: sense to me, there was there was an entire show 292 00:19:44,920 --> 00:19:48,520 Speaker 1: call in the heat of the night. Yeah, I honestly 293 00:19:48,560 --> 00:19:52,040 Speaker 1: think the air turns off in Mississippi after a certain hours. 294 00:19:53,240 --> 00:19:55,920 Speaker 1: And the and the third thing is like I think 295 00:19:56,000 --> 00:20:00,159 Speaker 1: people thinking that cold air and cold hair leads to 296 00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:05,760 Speaker 1: death is truly connected to William Henry Harrison. Now it's 297 00:20:06,040 --> 00:20:10,359 Speaker 1: it's he's a president who apparently didn't wear a coat 298 00:20:10,560 --> 00:20:13,920 Speaker 1: or it was kind of wet on his inauguration day 299 00:20:14,119 --> 00:20:17,800 Speaker 1: and then he died a few days later. But here's 300 00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:20,560 Speaker 1: the thing. He also was an old white man in 301 00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:25,879 Speaker 1: the eight hundreds. That is never just taken into account. 302 00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:31,919 Speaker 1: That's what I'm so like, all these things combined so 303 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,080 Speaker 1: that like black mothers would be like make sure you've 304 00:20:34,080 --> 00:20:35,760 Speaker 1: got some in your head, make sure you make sure 305 00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:38,560 Speaker 1: you're hair and wet. And there's like kind of like 306 00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:41,560 Speaker 1: an additional part of it, where like you also as 307 00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:46,200 Speaker 1: a little black boy, we I couldn't grow my hair out. 308 00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:49,040 Speaker 1: I think I didn't. I'm gonta able to grow my 309 00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:55,000 Speaker 1: hair until you guys weren't allowed to grow your hair cut. 310 00:20:55,520 --> 00:20:57,879 Speaker 1: I didn't have the same haircut since I've had haircuts 311 00:20:59,320 --> 00:21:05,359 Speaker 1: lengthsting lengthting. Your privilege is showing right. I used to 312 00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:09,920 Speaker 1: have to get the even stephen one even all over 313 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:13,159 Speaker 1: or I can get it. I just got it. I 314 00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:15,360 Speaker 1: just wouldn't got it. I can get it. I could 315 00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:18,080 Speaker 1: get like a fade, but even that was like what 316 00:21:18,280 --> 00:21:23,000 Speaker 1: you trying to? You know? That's see I think well 317 00:21:23,359 --> 00:21:27,240 Speaker 1: if I made I think it was that my mom, 318 00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:30,920 Speaker 1: while while at points was a single mom, she always 319 00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:34,119 Speaker 1: had a like a stepdad like I always there was. 320 00:21:34,359 --> 00:21:38,159 Speaker 1: She was always remarried to someone and at that point 321 00:21:38,680 --> 00:21:42,240 Speaker 1: she was excited for us to have bonding time, which 322 00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:45,000 Speaker 1: meant that like, I didn't have a mother in a 323 00:21:45,080 --> 00:21:50,840 Speaker 1: barbershop dictating my hair. I had. I had a nigga 324 00:21:50,920 --> 00:21:54,320 Speaker 1: who who didn't really give a fuck what my hair 325 00:21:54,440 --> 00:21:57,200 Speaker 1: looked like dictating it. So I was like I want 326 00:21:57,280 --> 00:21:59,560 Speaker 1: this and he was like yeah. The boys they want 327 00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:02,760 Speaker 1: that I got to grow up. I think I got 328 00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:06,520 Speaker 1: to grow like some modicum of an afro for a 329 00:22:06,560 --> 00:22:09,080 Speaker 1: little bit, and then my grades start to dip and 330 00:22:09,119 --> 00:22:15,760 Speaker 1: my mom instantly connected to all your brain cells. It's 331 00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:21,040 Speaker 1: growing out your damn scout. It was. Do you understand 332 00:22:21,720 --> 00:22:26,280 Speaker 1: the punishment? Okay, I don't. I never want to sensationalize 333 00:22:26,320 --> 00:22:30,880 Speaker 1: things as a comedian, but truly, that's like a horror 334 00:22:30,960 --> 00:22:36,040 Speaker 1: scene for so many people of other races, is being 335 00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:43,479 Speaker 1: forcibly shaved. Yeah right, that's like what happened. That's like 336 00:22:43,520 --> 00:22:46,919 Speaker 1: what happened to Anne Hathaway's character in lay Miss, and 337 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:50,200 Speaker 1: she was the institute dying of tuberculosis, you know what 338 00:22:50,280 --> 00:22:52,480 Speaker 1: I'm saying. And that was the worst thing that was 339 00:22:52,520 --> 00:22:56,000 Speaker 1: happening to her. That's what I was going through. That 340 00:22:56,119 --> 00:22:58,880 Speaker 1: was punishment was to say it happened in that reformer's 341 00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:02,120 Speaker 1: character and beefa Vendela that you know what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, 342 00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:05,080 Speaker 1: but it just happens in a little Black Boys every 343 00:23:05,080 --> 00:23:09,119 Speaker 1: two weeks. Yeah, Well, you should have snitched, is I 344 00:23:09,200 --> 00:23:12,479 Speaker 1: think the argument here. I think you should have told 345 00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:14,720 Speaker 1: on your mother and then you could have gone to 346 00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:19,080 Speaker 1: a nice group home where they'll never shade imposed to 347 00:23:19,080 --> 00:23:22,680 Speaker 1: call the cop with the same hipcut as me. Look 348 00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:24,879 Speaker 1: at me, I look like a fool. I don't know 349 00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:26,800 Speaker 1: about you, but I was. I was threatened with the 350 00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:28,960 Speaker 1: cops all the time. I got a lot of call 351 00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:35,280 Speaker 1: the cops in call that was that was my call, CBS. 352 00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:42,600 Speaker 1: Black disciplinarian is so aware of response time. Yeah, oh, 353 00:23:42,680 --> 00:23:46,400 Speaker 1: sure of what they can get away with before somebody 354 00:23:46,440 --> 00:23:50,400 Speaker 1: shows like. That's the one part of racism they can leverage. 355 00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:57,399 Speaker 1: They go, they go come here. Okay, you think you 356 00:23:57,440 --> 00:23:59,480 Speaker 1: think they're gonna come here and then be able to 357 00:23:59,520 --> 00:24:05,960 Speaker 1: figure it out from your little inarticulate ass English. You're 358 00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:13,760 Speaker 1: gonna be able to explain hip what's happening to you? 359 00:24:13,880 --> 00:24:17,560 Speaker 1: Then he's not gonna give up. Just a black mom saying, 360 00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:21,400 Speaker 1: who do you think they'll believe? Yea, I have a job, 361 00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:25,120 Speaker 1: all right. You're in that weird not cute stage where 362 00:24:25,119 --> 00:24:29,880 Speaker 1: your teeth are killed in who are you gonna eleven 363 00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:33,960 Speaker 1: years old? Haven't grown unto your nose yet? A matter 364 00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:39,880 Speaker 1: of fact, take that plaeum food off? Is your mom 365 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:45,679 Speaker 1: becoming bill? O'Reilly? That Albert and the gang? What kinds 366 00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:49,200 Speaker 1: of gang? Oh man? That was the weirdest era of Foo. 367 00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:51,520 Speaker 1: You know what, I wrote it all the way to 368 00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:54,119 Speaker 1: the end. Were you did you have some did you 369 00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:56,600 Speaker 1: write it all the way to like the Harlem Globe trotters. 370 00:24:56,600 --> 00:25:03,119 Speaker 1: Fooboo was big dog, Yeah, that's whoa. I went to 371 00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:08,520 Speaker 1: Muhammad Ali Fubool got a Mark Echo shirt on right now, 372 00:25:11,520 --> 00:25:13,639 Speaker 1: And you know what's fucked up is that's what I 373 00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:17,960 Speaker 1: switched to after I made it past Platinum Foboo was. 374 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:19,879 Speaker 1: I was like, no, I'm an Echo man now. And 375 00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:25,080 Speaker 1: white guys they co opted that too quick. Also, that 376 00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:31,280 Speaker 1: man was making shirts we really couldn't wash. R was swayed. 377 00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:36,119 Speaker 1: We Yeah, we didn't have the technology back then. You 378 00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:41,680 Speaker 1: would look bugged out so fast. Fucking Echo man, I 379 00:25:41,760 --> 00:25:44,120 Speaker 1: always I always assumed you were like a Mecca man, 380 00:25:44,280 --> 00:25:47,000 Speaker 1: but maybe I wore Mecca too. I wore Mecca too, 381 00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:49,880 Speaker 1: but but not Mecca was more expensive at the time. 382 00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:56,400 Speaker 1: Was once Platinum Fuboo and and fucking Echo and and 383 00:25:56,960 --> 00:26:00,280 Speaker 1: Sean John. All of those could be founded at like 384 00:26:00,320 --> 00:26:03,760 Speaker 1: a value city or goddamn Marshals And yeah, you remember 385 00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:05,600 Speaker 1: when you would go to Marshall's and you'd find like 386 00:26:05,680 --> 00:26:09,159 Speaker 1: the Sean John and you'd be like, yeah, I got you. 387 00:26:09,320 --> 00:26:15,639 Speaker 1: Look around like this. This can't be that defective. I 388 00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:19,960 Speaker 1: actually don't need the matching bloor pants, but this jacket going. Yeah, 389 00:26:21,640 --> 00:26:23,560 Speaker 1: you're away with a bunch of this ship. If you 390 00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:26,119 Speaker 1: have the jacket, the pants are assumed to be at home. 391 00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:33,800 Speaker 1: I also remember when Denham became so shiny, Yeah, shiny 392 00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:37,240 Speaker 1: Denham like hot boys there? Did you ever overshoot the 393 00:26:37,280 --> 00:26:39,480 Speaker 1: shiny Denham? I got my mom to buy me some. 394 00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:46,480 Speaker 1: I did, I think, And if I couldn't, because I 395 00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:48,840 Speaker 1: identify with this so much, I think, if I could 396 00:26:48,920 --> 00:26:51,800 Speaker 1: articulate what I think the mistake is is that when 397 00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:54,479 Speaker 1: you are a kid who's not allowed to buy shiny 398 00:26:54,520 --> 00:26:58,800 Speaker 1: Denham and you only get one pair of shiny dinnam pants, 399 00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:02,240 Speaker 1: you think you have to get the shiniest Denham possible, 400 00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:05,719 Speaker 1: And the reality is what you want is just that 401 00:27:05,720 --> 00:27:09,119 Speaker 1: that dark Denham with shine too. You want to shine 402 00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:11,760 Speaker 1: because I came out I had no tops for it. 403 00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:14,920 Speaker 1: Yeah what am I gonna wear on top of the 404 00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:19,080 Speaker 1: shiny fucking You're sitting there with silver fucking pants on 405 00:27:19,560 --> 00:27:26,320 Speaker 1: no options on the bus, worried, worried about what's gonna happen? 406 00:27:26,320 --> 00:27:29,159 Speaker 1: When I get off. This was a mistake, but I 407 00:27:29,320 --> 00:27:32,320 Speaker 1: can't tell anyone. The ship was damn the platinum. It 408 00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:35,119 Speaker 1: was like I can't I closed my eyes and I 409 00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:38,400 Speaker 1: see it. I've spent twenty minutes putting a crease in this. 410 00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:42,000 Speaker 1: I can't walk away from what this is. The Other 411 00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:49,440 Speaker 1: part is, man, I wore it this week while yeah, yeah, 412 00:27:49,480 --> 00:27:51,200 Speaker 1: I hit him with it though I had it on. 413 00:27:51,560 --> 00:27:54,879 Speaker 1: That was that was the hardest part about pants was like, 414 00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:58,000 Speaker 1: damn if I hit it on Monday, it is Thursday. Crazy. 415 00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:02,720 Speaker 1: That nuts, I'm crazy. My T shirt was long. Maybe 416 00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:07,160 Speaker 1: they didn't see which one disease words and because like 417 00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:10,919 Speaker 1: I mean, as when you know people are gonna notice, 418 00:28:10,920 --> 00:28:13,080 Speaker 1: you always go I gotta watch the dry in my house. 419 00:28:13,119 --> 00:28:15,320 Speaker 1: You ain't gonna watch the d you have something. Yeah, 420 00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:17,880 Speaker 1: like listen, I want you guys to know I'm not 421 00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:21,480 Speaker 1: without means. I just don't you know what. I needed 422 00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:27,119 Speaker 1: a block schedule. That's not that, that is it. I 423 00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:30,920 Speaker 1: used to blame it on being a child of divorce. 424 00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:34,000 Speaker 1: I was at my mom's Yeah, I was at my 425 00:28:34,040 --> 00:28:37,040 Speaker 1: mom's crib, so I had to and we didn't have 426 00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:39,480 Speaker 1: no other outfits, so I had to double up. You 427 00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:41,360 Speaker 1: know what I mean. But what the other thing that 428 00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:43,520 Speaker 1: would happen is that like, so I had like a 429 00:28:43,520 --> 00:28:46,760 Speaker 1: pair of j bows and like, if if you have 430 00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:49,040 Speaker 1: you like you're once you get any sort of pants 431 00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:50,960 Speaker 1: to stand out. So I had like my red straps 432 00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:54,720 Speaker 1: on my bows. You have the red straps. But guess 433 00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:58,400 Speaker 1: what I wore him that week. I can't do it 434 00:28:58,440 --> 00:29:02,440 Speaker 1: against it's too memorable because then because the first day 435 00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:05,880 Speaker 1: it was gonna be like, what you just need one 436 00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:10,160 Speaker 1: and that's one fucking person to be like, hey, didn't 437 00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:15,840 Speaker 1: you have those like and that person that they always 438 00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:20,200 Speaker 1: know when it's the quietest in the and the most 439 00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:24,160 Speaker 1: people are around, and the way I remember in junior 440 00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:27,240 Speaker 1: high because I went to a crazy junior high and 441 00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:30,200 Speaker 1: then a very white high school. I remember in junior 442 00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:34,120 Speaker 1: high a couple of kids being dubbed like jabot kids. 443 00:29:35,080 --> 00:29:36,520 Speaker 1: But you know what I'm saying, like, oh, you know 444 00:29:36,520 --> 00:29:40,000 Speaker 1: he's always got those dusty ass green jabots on. It's 445 00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:44,080 Speaker 1: like that's a that's a faith. There was a pair 446 00:29:44,120 --> 00:29:49,080 Speaker 1: of Fuboo sweatpants that I wore often enough that that 447 00:29:49,240 --> 00:29:52,400 Speaker 1: my friend Josh Miller came up to me. It was like, hey, 448 00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:55,520 Speaker 1: nigga's are still talking about how much you wear them 449 00:29:55,520 --> 00:29:59,640 Speaker 1: paints and then I never I like, was wearing them like, 450 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:04,080 Speaker 1: god damn every other day probably, And then he was like, hey, bro, 451 00:30:04,920 --> 00:30:10,280 Speaker 1: they're talking about it. I was like, yeah, yeah, no, 452 00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:14,360 Speaker 1: it was bad. What a good friend friend. Josh was 453 00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:19,000 Speaker 1: a hero at that time. Yeah. No. And to be honest, 454 00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:21,120 Speaker 1: I don't know that he wasn't laughing in my face 455 00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:24,040 Speaker 1: when he told me, but he told me not in 456 00:30:24,120 --> 00:30:28,720 Speaker 1: front of everyone. And that's where that he's kicks. Yeah. 457 00:30:28,920 --> 00:30:36,280 Speaker 1: So Jay and and God have we drifted on this work? Jay, 458 00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:38,600 Speaker 1: could you tell us before we go to break? Could 459 00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:40,920 Speaker 1: you tell us a little bit about how much you 460 00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:44,080 Speaker 1: believe because your energy is giving off you, you're not 461 00:30:44,160 --> 00:30:47,320 Speaker 1: bought into your conspiracy theory. But is there any chance 462 00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:50,480 Speaker 1: that you do, in fact believe in this cold hair 463 00:30:50,680 --> 00:30:54,000 Speaker 1: leads to our wet hair rather leads to colds theory. 464 00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:59,480 Speaker 1: I I think that germs lead to cold. I think 465 00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:03,640 Speaker 1: lead the cold. I think, but I have to say 466 00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:07,000 Speaker 1: it was again pertaining to the news over the past 467 00:31:07,080 --> 00:31:09,360 Speaker 1: six months. As a black person in New York who 468 00:31:09,440 --> 00:31:12,360 Speaker 1: sometimes in Brooklyn, I have to say this plainly and explicitly. 469 00:31:12,760 --> 00:31:18,520 Speaker 1: I think viruses lead to disease. I think germs lead 470 00:31:18,640 --> 00:31:22,160 Speaker 1: to disease, various infections, pathoges and whatnot. I don't think 471 00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:26,360 Speaker 1: wet hair leads to disease. I think wet hair leads 472 00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:31,000 Speaker 1: to coldness, to you feeling a bit cold, because you 473 00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:34,440 Speaker 1: can feel a bit colder. I think that people associate 474 00:31:34,480 --> 00:31:36,960 Speaker 1: a lot of stuff with the cold because it's going 475 00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:38,719 Speaker 1: on around the same time, and they'll be like, oh, 476 00:31:38,760 --> 00:31:42,080 Speaker 1: I'm cold, you know people, people really think I'm cold. 477 00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:43,760 Speaker 1: Now I'm gonna have a cold, and I'm like, no, 478 00:31:43,920 --> 00:31:52,680 Speaker 1: you're you're temperature wise, you're cold, yeah, with you know, 479 00:31:52,840 --> 00:31:56,880 Speaker 1: but your body, but your heart, my heart, because man, 480 00:31:57,080 --> 00:31:59,640 Speaker 1: I just I lived in Washington and sometimes you'd be 481 00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:03,320 Speaker 1: out day in the cold, all all rainy and ship 482 00:32:03,400 --> 00:32:05,760 Speaker 1: like that, running around, and then you would get home 483 00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:08,640 Speaker 1: and that you would be sniffling like I don't know, 484 00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:11,000 Speaker 1: I don't, I don't. I don't think it's just cold air. 485 00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:14,440 Speaker 1: But I think a day spent wet will fuck you up. 486 00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:18,280 Speaker 1: I don't like being cold and wet. I think being 487 00:32:18,320 --> 00:32:22,680 Speaker 1: cold and wet is the worst combinations. It's one of 488 00:32:22,680 --> 00:32:24,720 Speaker 1: the few things that could break me, Like I will 489 00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:29,560 Speaker 1: give up secrets. Okay, you get the bottom of my 490 00:32:29,600 --> 00:32:32,800 Speaker 1: pants wet. I'll tell you all if I get water 491 00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:36,600 Speaker 1: in my socks, I get worder my socks. Oh my god, 492 00:32:36,680 --> 00:32:39,520 Speaker 1: I'm telling I'm telling everybody, I'm gunning if I get 493 00:32:39,520 --> 00:32:42,120 Speaker 1: water in my socks. I got water in my socks 494 00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:46,280 Speaker 1: today walking home from the barbershop, and it was pretty bad. No, 495 00:32:46,720 --> 00:32:53,960 Speaker 1: I'm he didn't. You're not You didn't sit through that. No, No, 496 00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:56,280 Speaker 1: I was walking home so I had to get home first. 497 00:32:56,360 --> 00:33:02,520 Speaker 1: For sure. Let's get French foot. Now, wet leads the Okay, 498 00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:05,240 Speaker 1: so that so you okay, So that's the star. So 499 00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:10,840 Speaker 1: you're like, we're like head, absolutely not your I'm saying like, okay, 500 00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:14,840 Speaker 1: I'm saying the moisture in a foot, if maintained in 501 00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:18,000 Speaker 1: the swampy environment, will lead to athletes foot or like 502 00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:21,640 Speaker 1: a rash. Okay, yeah, in Vietnam, I had clean so 503 00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:24,120 Speaker 1: this is it wasn't crazy like that. It wasn't my 504 00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:26,880 Speaker 1: feet are clean, clean socks on. I just stepped in 505 00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:29,400 Speaker 1: upon a snow puddle and it was cold for about 506 00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:33,200 Speaker 1: fifteen blocks. It wasn't that. Listen listeners at home, David 507 00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:35,800 Speaker 1: just held up his foot and it is a rich green. 508 00:33:40,480 --> 00:33:44,360 Speaker 1: It is tough to look at thisp yoga and I'll 509 00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:46,120 Speaker 1: be able to pull my foot up and show you 510 00:33:47,560 --> 00:33:50,680 Speaker 1: it's good. So like this, stop taking away black people's feet, 511 00:33:53,680 --> 00:34:01,000 Speaker 1: instill an intificial Alright, we're gonna take a break. We'll 512 00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:03,000 Speaker 1: be back with more j jur and more My Mama 513 00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:17,920 Speaker 1: told me. Yea, why welcome back to My Mama told 514 00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:21,920 Speaker 1: me the podcast where we are currently discussing whether or 515 00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:24,799 Speaker 1: not cold makes you sick, and it's it's a divided house, 516 00:34:27,880 --> 00:34:32,239 Speaker 1: specifically because we've proven wet foot, hoping to bring it 517 00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:36,239 Speaker 1: up include wet hair. What wet foot has been? Uh, 518 00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:39,960 Speaker 1: what seems like it seems like it's more widely believed. 519 00:34:40,040 --> 00:34:42,200 Speaker 1: I'm still on the fence on wet foot, but you 520 00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:46,719 Speaker 1: two see foot. I think I think wet foot is 521 00:34:47,040 --> 00:34:49,560 Speaker 1: is a little more complicated than we're making it seem. 522 00:34:49,640 --> 00:34:53,799 Speaker 1: But that said, wet hair is divided Ja Ja saying nay, 523 00:34:54,520 --> 00:34:57,960 Speaker 1: this is foolish and and and just old wives tales 524 00:34:58,120 --> 00:35:01,399 Speaker 1: from from black mama's and maybe being like my black 525 00:35:01,520 --> 00:35:05,360 Speaker 1: mom ain't never wrong. I believe No, I don't. I 526 00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:07,040 Speaker 1: would have to text her. I don't even know what 527 00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:09,400 Speaker 1: her her pace on is because my mom is not 528 00:35:09,480 --> 00:35:12,600 Speaker 1: a water mom at all. Like she made sure I 529 00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:16,480 Speaker 1: had swimming lessons, but I don't think I've even seen 530 00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:20,319 Speaker 1: my mom in a hot to she does, she does? 531 00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:27,800 Speaker 1: She say there is something also too. I think Black 532 00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:32,680 Speaker 1: people of a certain age they also just don't like 533 00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:35,320 Speaker 1: to get wet in general. So this is another aspect 534 00:35:35,360 --> 00:35:38,160 Speaker 1: that we need to investigate. I'm not gonna say it's 535 00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:41,440 Speaker 1: because of civil rights hoses, but I'm not gonna say 536 00:35:41,520 --> 00:35:44,319 Speaker 1: it's not not because of civil rights hoses. I mean 537 00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:46,759 Speaker 1: it goes far though, because I'm African right and people 538 00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:50,000 Speaker 1: said corner people might try specifically they say, we're afraid 539 00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:56,160 Speaker 1: of water. Wow, that's like y'all weakness, because we yeah, 540 00:35:56,280 --> 00:36:03,520 Speaker 1: y'all are like those aliens and we're strong, proud people. 541 00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:07,800 Speaker 1: But a couple of water your face is gonna sizzle. 542 00:36:07,920 --> 00:36:10,920 Speaker 1: That's what it's like. I have I have. I have 543 00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:15,040 Speaker 1: not to brag. I got some property in Africa, needing 544 00:36:15,360 --> 00:36:17,120 Speaker 1: I need my cousin or somebody to come out and 545 00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:19,520 Speaker 1: look at it. And Corno people are afraid of water. 546 00:36:19,640 --> 00:36:22,480 Speaker 1: So it's like only a few people in my family 547 00:36:22,520 --> 00:36:26,040 Speaker 1: are willing to go out and look at damn that's 548 00:36:26,160 --> 00:36:32,319 Speaker 1: wild on the podcast. Now, it's truly. If you're trying 549 00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:36,200 Speaker 1: to buy property and Siri Leone go crazy, I'm gonna 550 00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:38,480 Speaker 1: know funck buy. I'm gonna show up there with six 551 00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:43,080 Speaker 1: super suakers and uh and colonize that motherfucker. You know 552 00:36:43,080 --> 00:36:49,600 Speaker 1: what I mean? You wanna be you wanna be the Columbus. No, 553 00:36:49,760 --> 00:36:52,760 Speaker 1: it's just cornal people. The other people, Timmy and Mende 554 00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:55,799 Speaker 1: and everybody man, everybody else is not afraid of. It's 555 00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:58,040 Speaker 1: just hard people. Hey, y'all gotta have a little section. 556 00:36:58,239 --> 00:37:01,440 Speaker 1: And guess who's about to become the king of Kno Town. 557 00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:11,320 Speaker 1: They're not. They're not the fire nation. You can't like, 558 00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:14,560 Speaker 1: I know, because that means they ain't gonna be able 559 00:37:14,600 --> 00:37:18,640 Speaker 1: to fight back. I'm about to bust their ass well 560 00:37:18,719 --> 00:37:22,640 Speaker 1: super soakers like okay, but like you know, when I 561 00:37:22,719 --> 00:37:27,040 Speaker 1: talk about harriget wet, that's like that's like truly like 562 00:37:27,160 --> 00:37:31,360 Speaker 1: a black trigger for a number of reasons, like it returns. 563 00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:36,600 Speaker 1: But don't you feel like for women more so than men? Yeah, 564 00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:39,160 Speaker 1: because we're in really rocking conks the way we used to. 565 00:37:40,719 --> 00:37:45,359 Speaker 1: No one on the podcast has a slick back leg. 566 00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:48,800 Speaker 1: Get one. I will say I will say that is 567 00:37:48,920 --> 00:37:53,000 Speaker 1: the dream is to get to an age where I 568 00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:57,319 Speaker 1: decided to just change direction on my air. This man 569 00:37:57,400 --> 00:37:59,920 Speaker 1: wants to know is karate and rocket conk. That's just come. 570 00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:06,680 Speaker 1: This is the funny. Actually very is actually very Jermain 571 00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:10,960 Speaker 1: because you know who does brush your ship back? T J. Holmes, 572 00:38:11,719 --> 00:38:16,000 Speaker 1: Come on and I'll say this, that's a handsome motherfucker 573 00:38:16,080 --> 00:38:22,680 Speaker 1: who deserves no. I'm joking, but but now I think 574 00:38:22,719 --> 00:38:25,320 Speaker 1: he looked cool before he started acting up with that 575 00:38:25,440 --> 00:38:29,239 Speaker 1: white lady. He was man brushing your hair back? That 576 00:38:29,520 --> 00:38:35,479 Speaker 1: is it's the craziest ship Williams and then everybody else. Yeah, 577 00:38:35,640 --> 00:38:40,640 Speaker 1: you can't just be doing that the wild things. Man. 578 00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:44,040 Speaker 1: I'm gonna be real with you, to be that guy 579 00:38:44,719 --> 00:38:47,920 Speaker 1: when the time comes, I'm going backwards and I'm not 580 00:38:48,040 --> 00:38:51,239 Speaker 1: even going But how straight is your hair if you 581 00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:53,480 Speaker 1: grow it up, if I grow it out, it's it's 582 00:38:53,640 --> 00:38:56,440 Speaker 1: very curly. It's like but it's like but it's is 583 00:38:56,520 --> 00:38:59,000 Speaker 1: it is it like? You know? You know what I 584 00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:02,920 Speaker 1: fucking said and not it's not. It's not a number 585 00:39:03,239 --> 00:39:06,480 Speaker 1: and a letter. It's not tight little coils. It is 586 00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:10,560 Speaker 1: like big like it is you know, it's somewhere in 587 00:39:10,719 --> 00:39:16,520 Speaker 1: the spectrum of like, uh, who's the right, Uh, it's 588 00:39:16,640 --> 00:39:20,040 Speaker 1: it's Corbin. What's his name, Corbin Blue. It's gonna, it's 589 00:39:20,040 --> 00:39:23,279 Speaker 1: gonna Corby Blue. You know what I mean. Well, let's 590 00:39:23,480 --> 00:39:27,680 Speaker 1: let's unpack this officially, right, because because the conspiracy theory 591 00:39:27,840 --> 00:39:30,440 Speaker 1: is still on the table, and and I did some research, 592 00:39:30,560 --> 00:39:33,760 Speaker 1: so let's just say this. I'm gonna be as forward 593 00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:37,399 Speaker 1: about this as possible. According to nearly everything I've read, 594 00:39:37,840 --> 00:39:41,160 Speaker 1: having wet hair does not, in fact, in any way 595 00:39:41,320 --> 00:39:44,839 Speaker 1: cause you to catch a cold or make you more sick. Yeah, 596 00:39:44,920 --> 00:39:48,960 Speaker 1: but what internet? On the white man's Internet? That's you, 597 00:39:49,160 --> 00:39:52,719 Speaker 1: that's your first problem. Yeah, this is unfortunately, this is 598 00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:56,080 Speaker 1: still white man's Internet that I'm I'm reciting back to you. 599 00:39:56,239 --> 00:39:58,960 Speaker 1: So it does have itswalts. But yeah, you's got to 600 00:39:59,040 --> 00:40:03,719 Speaker 1: use one of those b eads. And asked Rio you 601 00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:06,759 Speaker 1: gotta do you mean that you got your bean? Um 602 00:40:06,960 --> 00:40:11,600 Speaker 1: how it was supposed to locate you? Well? So, so, 603 00:40:11,719 --> 00:40:14,560 Speaker 1: because that's a movie all about black people's hair again 604 00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:23,279 Speaker 1: with all the theme here's okay, the theme of Wakonda Forever. Yeah, 605 00:40:24,320 --> 00:40:29,200 Speaker 1: and are we doing this because I have some feelings. Listen, 606 00:40:29,280 --> 00:40:31,880 Speaker 1: I'm listening. I'm gonna let you. I'm gonna let you 607 00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:33,920 Speaker 1: kick it off and then and then I'll weigh in 608 00:40:34,120 --> 00:40:37,759 Speaker 1: depending on the circumstances. Oh okay, well this is what 609 00:40:37,840 --> 00:40:40,600 Speaker 1: I can say. I love this source material. I ultimately 610 00:40:40,719 --> 00:40:44,600 Speaker 1: enjoyed the film. But it is funny that that a 611 00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:48,560 Speaker 1: stereotype that has been leveraged against us so much was 612 00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:52,759 Speaker 1: a central plot point to the movie. It was I 613 00:40:52,880 --> 00:40:55,320 Speaker 1: haven't talked about it. I have a joke about it. 614 00:40:55,600 --> 00:40:58,200 Speaker 1: You could just swim. That's how you defeat the Wakonda. 615 00:40:58,520 --> 00:41:00,840 Speaker 1: You just he just swimming in. And they were like, 616 00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:08,120 Speaker 1: what this magic fun that bro Come on? That's all 617 00:41:08,160 --> 00:41:12,560 Speaker 1: he did? Uh gud. He also flew into He flew 618 00:41:12,640 --> 00:41:15,160 Speaker 1: and he came in with all his swimmers. And that 619 00:41:15,360 --> 00:41:19,520 Speaker 1: was what happened the first time. And here's what I'll say. 620 00:41:19,719 --> 00:41:22,279 Speaker 1: I think they worked the hardest on that film, on 621 00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:26,479 Speaker 1: that monologue, and then they they figured out the rest, 622 00:41:26,600 --> 00:41:30,960 Speaker 1: you know what I mean, the black panther for a while. Wow. 623 00:41:31,520 --> 00:41:34,560 Speaker 1: Now see here's something. Some people in my life have 624 00:41:34,719 --> 00:41:36,960 Speaker 1: recently seen the first one and they were like, did 625 00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:40,800 Speaker 1: I need to see other stuff? And I was like, maybe, 626 00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:43,400 Speaker 1: I don't know. It was we were we were swept 627 00:41:43,520 --> 00:41:45,560 Speaker 1: up in the moment. Don't get mad. Just watch it 628 00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:48,640 Speaker 1: the way I watched it with my eyes from back then. 629 00:41:49,040 --> 00:41:52,720 Speaker 1: I can't. I'm I'm too African. The whole movie I watched, 630 00:41:53,080 --> 00:41:55,560 Speaker 1: they had this magic rock that made them better than 631 00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:57,560 Speaker 1: the rest of the Africans. And they kept being like, 632 00:41:57,920 --> 00:41:59,759 Speaker 1: but if we didn't have this rock, then we'd be 633 00:41:59,880 --> 00:42:01,920 Speaker 1: like the rest of them. I'm the rest of them. 634 00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:11,000 Speaker 1: Pretty good. Guy guy did not really investigate that because 635 00:42:11,040 --> 00:42:13,640 Speaker 1: I was caught up in the diaspora part of it. 636 00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:17,239 Speaker 1: But that isn't say that they were so close that 637 00:42:17,480 --> 00:42:21,719 Speaker 1: the proximity is wild. It's crazy. Now they weren't. They 638 00:42:21,760 --> 00:42:25,160 Speaker 1: weren't being very kind. Uh. The the wa condins and 639 00:42:25,760 --> 00:42:27,800 Speaker 1: I'm saying, go see the Woman King. That's all I 640 00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:30,360 Speaker 1: got for The Woman King was good. I enjoyed it. 641 00:42:30,640 --> 00:42:34,480 Speaker 1: A lot of a lot of good karate kicks. But 642 00:42:34,960 --> 00:42:42,279 Speaker 1: but like karate, just we're doing something similar. I don't 643 00:42:42,280 --> 00:42:46,480 Speaker 1: know you just I love any any martial art being 644 00:42:46,560 --> 00:42:49,919 Speaker 1: described as karate. Oh, it's a catch all term for sure. 645 00:42:50,320 --> 00:42:52,880 Speaker 1: I certainly don't think I'm going to do the research 646 00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:58,000 Speaker 1: to figure out what your respective martial art is like karate. 647 00:42:58,160 --> 00:43:02,040 Speaker 1: You do karate. Yeah, when Langston becomes a man of 648 00:43:02,120 --> 00:43:05,040 Speaker 1: a certain age who starts coming his hair back, he's 649 00:43:05,040 --> 00:43:09,000 Speaker 1: gonna be a karate man. Chucks on him. Right now, 650 00:43:09,360 --> 00:43:14,000 Speaker 1: there's Numchucks right there. J Jordan's uh, I am, I'm 651 00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:17,319 Speaker 1: not lying to you all. I'm going to I'm going 652 00:43:17,400 --> 00:43:20,120 Speaker 1: to brush my hair back, I'm going to buy a 653 00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:25,400 Speaker 1: nice g and I'm going to drink who long like 654 00:43:25,520 --> 00:43:29,120 Speaker 1: I don't. I don't think that this is this is 655 00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:31,600 Speaker 1: This is just a reminder to all the listeners. If 656 00:43:31,680 --> 00:43:35,080 Speaker 1: we do hit one thousand subs on the YouTube, Lankston 657 00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:37,960 Speaker 1: does have to drop that that numb chuck video. Well, 658 00:43:38,160 --> 00:43:41,320 Speaker 1: I'm glad you brought this up because because we know 659 00:43:41,960 --> 00:43:43,880 Speaker 1: and I'm sorry to do this in the middle of 660 00:43:44,120 --> 00:43:47,920 Speaker 1: of our riveting conversation Jay, but but it's worth noting 661 00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:51,800 Speaker 1: that before you got on today, Bory, I I should 662 00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:54,879 Speaker 1: give you some backstory. I have numb chucks, I've never 663 00:43:55,040 --> 00:43:58,680 Speaker 1: learned to use them, and I promised, based off of 664 00:43:58,800 --> 00:44:02,640 Speaker 1: bory suggestion, that that a thousand subscribers for our YouTube channel, 665 00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:06,800 Speaker 1: I would give a a nunchuck tutorial to all the 666 00:44:06,920 --> 00:44:11,760 Speaker 1: viewers that wish to see that. BORI recently admitted hours 667 00:44:11,800 --> 00:44:17,000 Speaker 1: ago that he bought a harmonica during pandemic expecting to 668 00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:21,160 Speaker 1: learn to play harmonica, and has not yet even cracked 669 00:44:21,239 --> 00:44:24,600 Speaker 1: the box on his harmonica. And we are now I've 670 00:44:24,640 --> 00:44:27,560 Speaker 1: opened it. It's open, it's been open. None of this 671 00:44:27,719 --> 00:44:31,760 Speaker 1: matters because we are now instituting that at two thousand subscribers, 672 00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:36,359 Speaker 1: BORI will have to give a harmonica tutorial to those 673 00:44:36,440 --> 00:44:41,280 Speaker 1: same viewers and obviously doubled in size. I think here's 674 00:44:41,320 --> 00:44:45,600 Speaker 1: here's here's what I like about this. I think I 675 00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:53,400 Speaker 1: think David actually has the easier, easier thing to do. Well, 676 00:44:53,480 --> 00:44:58,000 Speaker 1: here's the trip harmonica. It's just like, as long as 677 00:44:58,080 --> 00:45:01,120 Speaker 1: you can kind of stay in one place and then 678 00:45:01,280 --> 00:45:03,000 Speaker 1: take it away and then be like with what have 679 00:45:03,040 --> 00:45:07,280 Speaker 1: a go up here here and he's playing the scale 680 00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:12,440 Speaker 1: right right right, that's true. None are actually more dangerous. 681 00:45:12,560 --> 00:45:15,239 Speaker 1: I think. Also, you're not gonna get my dick with 682 00:45:15,320 --> 00:45:19,200 Speaker 1: this harmonica. There's no doing the harmonica, so you can 683 00:45:19,280 --> 00:45:22,279 Speaker 1: take it off single blues lyrics and be like I'm 684 00:45:22,360 --> 00:45:27,879 Speaker 1: stuck in jail. You can, It's very yeah, yeah, well 685 00:45:28,040 --> 00:45:29,560 Speaker 1: let me that's a good point. I can, I can, 686 00:45:29,600 --> 00:45:31,480 Speaker 1: I can, and I can talk a lot. I can 687 00:45:31,520 --> 00:45:33,959 Speaker 1: talk a lot. Yeah, let me be clear, there's gonna 688 00:45:33,960 --> 00:45:38,839 Speaker 1: be no bb king this bad boy. I'm BBQ. Come man, 689 00:45:38,920 --> 00:45:41,239 Speaker 1: let me do you got to do this ship right, 690 00:45:41,360 --> 00:45:44,879 Speaker 1: You're gonna give it. You're gonna blues traveler. Harmonica is whatever. 691 00:45:45,719 --> 00:45:51,279 Speaker 1: That's that's not happen as that. No, that I don't have. 692 00:45:52,080 --> 00:45:56,600 Speaker 1: My man had a band, the leader of harmonicas he 693 00:45:56,760 --> 00:45:59,120 Speaker 1: was like he was like a harmonica b depo. I 694 00:45:59,200 --> 00:46:03,520 Speaker 1: can't do that, know, um, it ain't stay on me. 695 00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:08,640 Speaker 1: He had he had so many I bet he called 696 00:46:08,680 --> 00:46:14,160 Speaker 1: the monica's. He didn't even say to read me my monica, 697 00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:18,760 Speaker 1: give me my money, have time for that first syllable. 698 00:46:18,840 --> 00:46:21,279 Speaker 1: It would get in the way. You're getting the way 699 00:46:21,280 --> 00:46:34,560 Speaker 1: of happy to play. Okay, let's let's unpack a little 700 00:46:34,600 --> 00:46:36,520 Speaker 1: bit more of this research because I want to I 701 00:46:36,560 --> 00:46:38,799 Speaker 1: want to make this clear for our listeners at home 702 00:46:39,280 --> 00:46:42,759 Speaker 1: as to why the cold doesn't actually do anything. To 703 00:46:43,040 --> 00:46:46,239 Speaker 1: your point, Ja, it doesn't do anything in terms of 704 00:46:46,360 --> 00:46:50,000 Speaker 1: catching sickness. Uh. The only real cause of a cold 705 00:46:50,320 --> 00:46:54,120 Speaker 1: is being exposed to the virus. No matter the circumstances, 706 00:46:54,480 --> 00:46:59,520 Speaker 1: temperature as it or or temperature is often suggested, right, 707 00:46:59,640 --> 00:47:02,440 Speaker 1: it truly makes no difference if you have the germs 708 00:47:02,480 --> 00:47:04,480 Speaker 1: in your body. And this is what they say. The 709 00:47:04,600 --> 00:47:09,040 Speaker 1: reason that more people get sick actually during the winter 710 00:47:09,280 --> 00:47:13,759 Speaker 1: months is because you are closer together by being inside 711 00:47:14,560 --> 00:47:17,800 Speaker 1: huddling up from the cold and the wet, not because 712 00:47:17,920 --> 00:47:21,400 Speaker 1: the cold and the wet has triggered anything that sounds 713 00:47:21,480 --> 00:47:26,880 Speaker 1: kind of hot, that sounds sexual. It does sound sexy. Hey, 714 00:47:26,920 --> 00:47:30,680 Speaker 1: it's all that winter boning that everybody's doing that apparently 715 00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:35,040 Speaker 1: is getting people sick. And and here's the thing. You 716 00:47:35,160 --> 00:47:39,600 Speaker 1: can always warm up fast enough. Like that's the other 717 00:47:39,680 --> 00:47:42,120 Speaker 1: thing that what's the incubation time if it actually comes 718 00:47:42,160 --> 00:47:43,920 Speaker 1: from the temperature, because once you get in, if you 719 00:47:44,040 --> 00:47:47,120 Speaker 1: heat up in the would it go away? Well? I 720 00:47:47,160 --> 00:47:49,480 Speaker 1: always I always assume though this is the idea of 721 00:47:49,560 --> 00:47:51,560 Speaker 1: you get out and you just don't ever dry your 722 00:47:51,640 --> 00:47:56,080 Speaker 1: hair and you just go right if you just from 723 00:47:56,120 --> 00:47:58,239 Speaker 1: the pool to the towel, right, And I can't say 724 00:47:58,239 --> 00:48:01,560 Speaker 1: have something crazy, can't say have some crazy s I 725 00:48:01,719 --> 00:48:06,440 Speaker 1: did it a few days ago. No, No, I washed 726 00:48:06,520 --> 00:48:09,800 Speaker 1: my hair, dried it off a little bit. It was 727 00:48:09,880 --> 00:48:11,920 Speaker 1: still damp. When I went outside, it was like a 728 00:48:12,040 --> 00:48:15,800 Speaker 1: nice fifty degree day in New York. Did what happened 729 00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:19,240 Speaker 1: to me. I'm good and you did you enjoy the feeling? 730 00:48:19,440 --> 00:48:22,799 Speaker 1: Was it like a good feeling? It is when your 731 00:48:22,880 --> 00:48:27,360 Speaker 1: hair is wet in public, there is a sense of 732 00:48:27,560 --> 00:48:37,040 Speaker 1: power and privilege it. I mean. The thing also is 733 00:48:37,120 --> 00:48:40,839 Speaker 1: that like so many people, they don't they don't they 734 00:48:40,880 --> 00:48:42,600 Speaker 1: don't like, they don't know I got hanged up. They 735 00:48:42,600 --> 00:48:46,000 Speaker 1: don't know nothing. So when your hair is wet, it's 736 00:48:46,080 --> 00:48:50,520 Speaker 1: moving a little bit. Also, black people's hair absorbs moisture 737 00:48:50,760 --> 00:48:55,399 Speaker 1: so fast that when it's when your hair is actually moisturized, 738 00:48:55,719 --> 00:48:59,600 Speaker 1: you were like, whose hair is this? Because it feels 739 00:48:59,640 --> 00:49:03,279 Speaker 1: like wet? You go, who is this? This ain't me where? 740 00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:07,680 Speaker 1: This ain't where I'm at all the time. Yeah, I mean, 741 00:49:08,239 --> 00:49:11,320 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna that's what Actually, because I'm contrary to 742 00:49:11,400 --> 00:49:14,279 Speaker 1: what the ring light he's doing, I'm very much brown skin. 743 00:49:14,960 --> 00:49:18,480 Speaker 1: But like with that hair, blow you up. That's good. 744 00:49:19,320 --> 00:49:25,919 Speaker 1: With the hair I was that morning, it was bad. Yeah. 745 00:49:27,440 --> 00:49:30,520 Speaker 1: Even as I was looking this up, there actually came 746 00:49:30,600 --> 00:49:32,920 Speaker 1: another theory, And what you guys are saying sort of 747 00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:36,479 Speaker 1: reminds me of it. Where uh, a bunch of people 748 00:49:36,520 --> 00:49:39,920 Speaker 1: apparently believe that going to bed with wet hair can 749 00:49:40,040 --> 00:49:44,399 Speaker 1: cause you to get a cold. And that's what I thought, 750 00:49:44,600 --> 00:49:47,080 Speaker 1: was like, I, why would you ever go to bed 751 00:49:47,200 --> 00:49:51,399 Speaker 1: with a wet head? Like that seems fucking off your films? Yeah, 752 00:49:51,880 --> 00:49:54,440 Speaker 1: I don't people do it. I know some people will 753 00:49:54,480 --> 00:50:02,520 Speaker 1: do a conditioning treatment cat sure, but that's so it's 754 00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:06,000 Speaker 1: so wet. But I mean it's intentionally wet, and then 755 00:50:06,040 --> 00:50:08,840 Speaker 1: it's so wrapped that it sort of becomes like a 756 00:50:09,040 --> 00:50:11,480 Speaker 1: non factor, you know what I mean, Like it's not 757 00:50:11,640 --> 00:50:15,440 Speaker 1: like you're sitting wet and exposed to elements inside of 758 00:50:15,520 --> 00:50:21,239 Speaker 1: that that situation. I think that I think that this 759 00:50:21,600 --> 00:50:26,200 Speaker 1: is very much a story about black hair. Mm hmm, 760 00:50:26,320 --> 00:50:28,920 Speaker 1: that's it. That's what I said when I saw what 761 00:50:29,080 --> 00:50:33,319 Speaker 1: kind of faver that's the person? This is very much 762 00:50:33,400 --> 00:50:39,359 Speaker 1: a story about black This is Matthew Cherry's black hair. 763 00:50:41,440 --> 00:50:47,960 Speaker 1: I love Cinematic Universe's run thing this movie we could use. 764 00:50:48,040 --> 00:50:58,760 Speaker 1: That's a little monica. Oh man, is it? Truly? It's weird. 765 00:50:58,960 --> 00:51:01,719 Speaker 1: So that it goes on to say that because I 766 00:51:01,840 --> 00:51:03,920 Speaker 1: wanted to look up some of the origin of this, 767 00:51:04,800 --> 00:51:07,400 Speaker 1: it's said that this may have been rooted and no 768 00:51:07,480 --> 00:51:10,400 Speaker 1: one knows exactly where it comes from, certainly, but they 769 00:51:10,440 --> 00:51:13,480 Speaker 1: said it may be rooted from World Ward one, when 770 00:51:13,640 --> 00:51:17,560 Speaker 1: scientists concluded that soldiers who slept in wet trenches were 771 00:51:17,640 --> 00:51:20,719 Speaker 1: more likely to catch colds and soldiers who slept in 772 00:51:20,880 --> 00:51:25,839 Speaker 1: dry barracks, which feels like you're skipping over a lot 773 00:51:25,920 --> 00:51:28,440 Speaker 1: of the elements in their wet The fact that they 774 00:51:28,480 --> 00:51:31,000 Speaker 1: were sleeping on top of each other in confining and 775 00:51:31,080 --> 00:51:36,200 Speaker 1: bleeding each other's mouth, that's sure. Yeah, it was bad 776 00:51:36,360 --> 00:51:39,359 Speaker 1: for your feet, but it wasn't the reason you were 777 00:51:39,440 --> 00:51:43,360 Speaker 1: coughing as much as it was everything else. Yeah, I 778 00:51:43,440 --> 00:51:47,960 Speaker 1: think it's truly I think it's truly conflation versus causation. 779 00:51:48,160 --> 00:51:52,760 Speaker 1: I think it's correlation versus causation. And people germ theory 780 00:51:53,560 --> 00:51:59,040 Speaker 1: is still younger than this, than hair, than people being 781 00:51:59,080 --> 00:52:02,680 Speaker 1: like I'm cold, people can go I feel cold, and 782 00:52:02,800 --> 00:52:06,920 Speaker 1: now I feel sick. I know. It's I mean, it 783 00:52:07,080 --> 00:52:08,799 Speaker 1: took how long for us to be able to look 784 00:52:08,800 --> 00:52:13,239 Speaker 1: at any sort of like you know, organisms under microscope? Yeah, 785 00:52:13,280 --> 00:52:17,319 Speaker 1: I mean I feel like doctors started washing their hands 786 00:52:17,360 --> 00:52:23,759 Speaker 1: in like nine six. It's like they just smoke a cigarette. 787 00:52:26,920 --> 00:52:30,600 Speaker 1: People start washing their hands until three years ago, right, Yeah, 788 00:52:30,719 --> 00:52:33,840 Speaker 1: And we know that by all the deaths that accumulated 789 00:52:34,680 --> 00:52:37,040 Speaker 1: in the early part of this Bad Boy, But truly 790 00:52:37,120 --> 00:52:40,960 Speaker 1: it it's wild how little of our science is in 791 00:52:41,120 --> 00:52:44,239 Speaker 1: any way sort of like ancient, right, we don't have 792 00:52:45,120 --> 00:52:48,200 Speaker 1: any ancient learnings. All of this ship is brand new 793 00:52:48,280 --> 00:52:52,080 Speaker 1: to us. There was okay, now just so I can't 794 00:52:52,440 --> 00:52:56,040 Speaker 1: we can't, like David will push back on this. Black people, 795 00:52:56,560 --> 00:52:59,839 Speaker 1: Indigenous people, a number of people kind of like new 796 00:53:00,040 --> 00:53:03,359 Speaker 1: how to get dirt off of the body. They knew 797 00:53:03,400 --> 00:53:05,600 Speaker 1: they were getting dirt off, they didn't know they were 798 00:53:05,600 --> 00:53:10,320 Speaker 1: also getting germs off. So they just knew that. Like 799 00:53:10,440 --> 00:53:13,880 Speaker 1: when like the more's going to Spain and being like, 800 00:53:14,120 --> 00:53:17,439 Speaker 1: what's what's what's happening? Y'all don't know, Yeah, you don't 801 00:53:17,480 --> 00:53:22,279 Speaker 1: have you don't like cleaning back. But because like I 802 00:53:22,360 --> 00:53:24,840 Speaker 1: don't know you dirty, dirty, dirty Spanish people, is that 803 00:53:24,880 --> 00:53:29,360 Speaker 1: what we're doing? What I'm in dirty dan years because 804 00:53:29,360 --> 00:53:30,879 Speaker 1: I know a lot of people gonna be like, I'm 805 00:53:30,960 --> 00:53:34,640 Speaker 1: not dirt, gonna be like no dirty, Like four hundreds 806 00:53:35,200 --> 00:53:39,719 Speaker 1: spending Europe was stinky. Yeah, your whole armada stink. Yeah, 807 00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:43,120 Speaker 1: you had the boats, but you also had the funk. 808 00:53:43,239 --> 00:53:51,800 Speaker 1: And that that's uh funk is wow. I love funk. 809 00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:57,319 Speaker 1: Being both an insult and a compliment. Truly the best. Yeah, 810 00:53:57,360 --> 00:53:59,400 Speaker 1: we do it. We we do good work in the 811 00:53:59,400 --> 00:54:03,040 Speaker 1: black community. City with my God in the seventies saying 812 00:54:03,120 --> 00:54:09,959 Speaker 1: something has some fun. Yeah, this funky motherfucker. Goddamn that that. Yeah, 813 00:54:10,680 --> 00:54:14,520 Speaker 1: imagine someone that means someone played bass so well that 814 00:54:14,560 --> 00:54:22,239 Speaker 1: everyone's like that ship but in a good way, right, 815 00:54:24,160 --> 00:54:27,880 Speaker 1: imagine being so musty from to step in. It's like 816 00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:31,399 Speaker 1: it's some fun. Yeah, I mean, but then there's also 817 00:54:31,480 --> 00:54:37,240 Speaker 1: people like, I don't I bet boots he didn't smell great? Yeah, 818 00:54:37,640 --> 00:54:42,600 Speaker 1: George God, damn, yeah no, they like, yeah, it was 819 00:54:42,680 --> 00:54:46,880 Speaker 1: all synthetic fibers, they didn't breathe. Yeah, and you're up 820 00:54:46,920 --> 00:54:54,400 Speaker 1: all night doing Heroin and ship you're yeah, or because 821 00:54:54,400 --> 00:54:57,480 Speaker 1: imagine imagine all the comics that y'all know that are 822 00:54:57,480 --> 00:55:00,200 Speaker 1: a little musty when they get off stage. Yeah, now 823 00:55:00,719 --> 00:55:04,000 Speaker 1: by two hours and you're actually working two hours, actually 824 00:55:04,040 --> 00:55:06,640 Speaker 1: working and dancing. I don't even want to get within 825 00:55:06,719 --> 00:55:11,120 Speaker 1: a hundred feet of James Brown. Yeah, there's a video that, 826 00:55:11,400 --> 00:55:16,239 Speaker 1: uh that that's always feel comfortable sat James Brown smells man, Oh, 827 00:55:16,600 --> 00:55:21,360 Speaker 1: come on, we gotta be honest, there's that video. I 828 00:55:21,440 --> 00:55:23,680 Speaker 1: know what you're saying, you know the video where he's 829 00:55:23,719 --> 00:55:28,600 Speaker 1: sweating and he like comes into frame, It's like, yeah, 830 00:55:28,640 --> 00:55:31,959 Speaker 1: he's like barely he can barely keep his eyes open 831 00:55:32,040 --> 00:55:34,919 Speaker 1: because he's been going so hard on whatever fucking song 832 00:55:35,040 --> 00:55:38,840 Speaker 1: he's doing. There's no way he smelled good in that video. 833 00:55:39,120 --> 00:55:43,200 Speaker 1: He's in a red jumpsuit. Yes, it's not possible for 834 00:55:43,440 --> 00:55:47,680 Speaker 1: him to have smelled like anything but asshole. And that's 835 00:55:47,840 --> 00:55:50,319 Speaker 1: part of the magic of the performance. I mean, if 836 00:55:50,320 --> 00:55:52,640 Speaker 1: you put on it, if you put on a jumpsuit, 837 00:55:52,719 --> 00:55:55,240 Speaker 1: it's just a countdown till when your nuts started thinking 838 00:55:56,760 --> 00:55:58,840 Speaker 1: you got, you got, you got maybe two and a 839 00:55:58,840 --> 00:56:03,080 Speaker 1: half hours before they started thinking the minute you realize 840 00:56:03,120 --> 00:56:05,319 Speaker 1: you're gonna have to put on the jumpsuit. Yeah, once 841 00:56:05,360 --> 00:56:10,440 Speaker 1: your your pleas. Eddie Murphy could not funk after Delirious. 842 00:56:10,719 --> 00:56:13,399 Speaker 1: He had to go home and watch first and then fun. 843 00:56:13,880 --> 00:56:17,960 Speaker 1: There's no way he just unzipped and let a lady 844 00:56:18,080 --> 00:56:23,120 Speaker 1: smell whatever was underneath that. Oh my god. Yeah. And 845 00:56:23,840 --> 00:56:29,040 Speaker 1: and I will say he did it twice. You know, 846 00:56:29,640 --> 00:56:34,040 Speaker 1: he was like, man, I would be stinky again. No, 847 00:56:34,440 --> 00:56:36,600 Speaker 1: Here's what I think happened is the second time he 848 00:56:36,719 --> 00:56:39,879 Speaker 1: was like, hey, man, make the leather more breathable this time, 849 00:56:40,040 --> 00:56:44,080 Speaker 1: not realizing that that that's not possible, and it was 850 00:56:44,200 --> 00:56:46,759 Speaker 1: as breathable as it could be, and he just got 851 00:56:46,840 --> 00:56:49,320 Speaker 1: a funky dick again. I always would worry about his 852 00:56:49,440 --> 00:56:54,280 Speaker 1: nipples in those outfits. Oh, hot leather nipples is probably 853 00:56:54,320 --> 00:56:58,680 Speaker 1: not good for the first time a couple of weeks ago, 854 00:56:58,800 --> 00:57:04,680 Speaker 1: and that's not pleasant. Don't if you get the wrong 855 00:57:05,800 --> 00:57:09,719 Speaker 1: just the wrong amount of like wool on anything and 856 00:57:09,760 --> 00:57:12,760 Speaker 1: you're not wearing like a like a tank top underneath 857 00:57:12,960 --> 00:57:17,080 Speaker 1: like an undershirt, and you start all day. No, that's 858 00:57:17,120 --> 00:57:18,960 Speaker 1: why you have to wear under tank For me, that's 859 00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:22,960 Speaker 1: why were tanktops is to spare my nipples. Yeah, wild feeling. 860 00:57:23,400 --> 00:57:27,360 Speaker 1: I didn't mesh fux my nipples up real bad. And 861 00:57:27,600 --> 00:57:30,800 Speaker 1: I I always wondered why NBA players are always wearing 862 00:57:30,840 --> 00:57:34,560 Speaker 1: those tank tops underneath them like it's the same size boys, 863 00:57:34,600 --> 00:57:36,520 Speaker 1: it's not hotting anything. It's like, oh no, they're just 864 00:57:36,640 --> 00:57:41,880 Speaker 1: making their nipples not up. Yeah, that would imagine having 865 00:57:41,960 --> 00:57:47,080 Speaker 1: that that's up there with Paul Pierce having a booboo. Yeah, 866 00:57:48,680 --> 00:57:51,120 Speaker 1: somebody clutches their chest then they pretend to have a 867 00:57:51,200 --> 00:57:54,320 Speaker 1: heart attack, but it's just a bloody nipple. I've done it. 868 00:57:54,400 --> 00:57:56,000 Speaker 1: I've done the thing where I just wore like a 869 00:57:56,080 --> 00:58:00,160 Speaker 1: basketball jersey outside with nothing on underneath. And that's It's 870 00:58:00,200 --> 00:58:03,880 Speaker 1: like it's a get short that logos gets to rubbing. Man, 871 00:58:04,040 --> 00:58:07,360 Speaker 1: you gotta go back to the house. Yeah. Man, Well 872 00:58:07,440 --> 00:58:10,280 Speaker 1: this really devolved into some bullshit right at the end. 873 00:58:11,720 --> 00:58:15,000 Speaker 1: I feel good about it. Otherwise i'd say i'd say 874 00:58:15,080 --> 00:58:18,800 Speaker 1: perfect episode. I think we nailed it. Yeah, I feel good. Jay. 875 00:58:18,840 --> 00:58:20,600 Speaker 1: Could you tell the people at home where they can 876 00:58:20,640 --> 00:58:23,080 Speaker 1: find you on? What cool should you have going on? Uh? 877 00:58:23,320 --> 00:58:27,760 Speaker 1: You can find me on Twitter, Instagram, TikTok. All this 878 00:58:27,800 --> 00:58:30,160 Speaker 1: stuff that we're forced to do to exist in this 879 00:58:30,400 --> 00:58:33,680 Speaker 1: new digital content age that is neither good nor bad, 880 00:58:33,720 --> 00:58:35,560 Speaker 1: but we should at least be aware of it because 881 00:58:35,640 --> 00:58:38,440 Speaker 1: we are being turned into just lines of code for 882 00:58:38,480 --> 00:58:43,360 Speaker 1: bigger companies. Uh. So I'm there. I'm on Jay Jordan's 883 00:58:43,400 --> 00:58:46,120 Speaker 1: I'm the only person named that, so you can find me. 884 00:58:46,440 --> 00:58:49,920 Speaker 1: There's also if you watch the Problem with John Stewart, 885 00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:54,120 Speaker 1: I'm on a couple of episodes. Maybe watch those. Uh, 886 00:58:54,280 --> 00:58:57,240 Speaker 1: and that's it. Yeah, and I have shows around the country, 887 00:58:57,360 --> 00:59:01,440 Speaker 1: So yeah, that's it. Oh yeah, followed juh follow his 888 00:59:01,560 --> 00:59:04,160 Speaker 1: little bit of code that that's out there, that we're 889 00:59:04,200 --> 00:59:06,600 Speaker 1: all forced to be a part of. Bory. You want 890 00:59:06,640 --> 00:59:08,960 Speaker 1: to tell the people where they can find you? Uh 891 00:59:09,040 --> 00:59:13,160 Speaker 1: cool guy eight jokes eighties seven on Instagram. Uh. January 892 00:59:13,880 --> 00:59:18,880 Speaker 1: I'll be at the Newberry and Great Falls, Montana, March six, 893 00:59:19,040 --> 00:59:23,640 Speaker 1: Rooster te Feathers in Sunnyvale, California. March thirty one through 894 00:59:23,720 --> 00:59:29,240 Speaker 1: April one. The Dallas Comedy Club, Dallas, Texas and touring. 895 00:59:29,920 --> 00:59:34,040 Speaker 1: February seven, team come to High Note Comedy in Denver. 896 00:59:34,160 --> 00:59:37,560 Speaker 1: We got Brittany Carney and uh, you know. February six, 897 00:59:37,600 --> 00:59:39,240 Speaker 1: teams come out and see me and Lanston live at 898 00:59:39,280 --> 00:59:44,120 Speaker 1: the Allegia. Oh, hell yeah, I love Britney Garney. Yeah yeah, 899 00:59:44,360 --> 00:59:46,760 Speaker 1: we got good stuff going on. Hell yeah. And and 900 00:59:46,920 --> 00:59:50,760 Speaker 1: like like Bory said, fucking live show February six. We've 901 00:59:50,800 --> 00:59:54,240 Speaker 1: got some amazing comedians coming out. We're gonna have some games, 902 00:59:54,280 --> 00:59:56,600 Speaker 1: We're gonna throw out some prizes. Maybe I don't know, 903 00:59:56,720 --> 00:59:59,920 Speaker 1: I'm I'm making up ship, but come funk around with us. 904 01:00:00,240 --> 01:00:05,880 Speaker 1: We can give some prizes, you know, fuckings, oh ship. Yeah, 905 01:00:05,960 --> 01:00:09,440 Speaker 1: Bori's brother is gonna do a flip and uh and yeah, 906 01:00:09,640 --> 01:00:11,320 Speaker 1: come check us out and if you want to follow me. 907 01:00:11,400 --> 01:00:14,360 Speaker 1: You can follow me at Langston Kerman on all platforms, 908 01:00:14,440 --> 01:00:17,560 Speaker 1: and if you want to send us your own conspiracy theories, 909 01:00:17,600 --> 01:00:22,040 Speaker 1: your own drops, your own haunting suggestions about what happened 910 01:00:22,080 --> 01:00:25,360 Speaker 1: to to other people's nipples, please send them to my 911 01:00:25,600 --> 01:00:28,440 Speaker 1: Mama pod at gmail dot com. We would love to 912 01:00:28,520 --> 01:00:42,400 Speaker 1: hear from you. Okay, that's it. Bye, bitch, qual mass 913 01:00:42,520 --> 01:00:53,120 Speaker 1: On racist who mostly money actually stuff I can't tell 914 01:00:53,240 --> 01:00:53,280 Speaker 1: me