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Speaker 1: I told the story a few months ago. I someone

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Speaker 1: and this guy's like, you know, I like this one

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Speaker 1: sports cast, sports podcast, the Ben Maller Show, and uh,

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Speaker 1: So thank you if you're doing that. We welcome in

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Speaker 1: West of the four or five. I hear him breathing,

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Speaker 1: David gas Scot was a pretty well run a day

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Speaker 1: for you. Yesterday we had Benny Versus the Penny, got

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Speaker 1: not gonna lie. I would like to thank you. I

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Speaker 1: living that this amazing story, and all of our lives

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Speaker 1: ever spent time, I've never been pretty cool. Yeah, he's

427
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Speaker 1: always parking. There's a lot of the problem with the

428
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Speaker 1: beach is hard to get parking and there's always a

429
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Speaker 1: lot of parking there. And yes, right in a short

430
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Speaker 1: walks pretty cool, interesting as far as the beach life goes.

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Speaker 1: But ever since the clock changed and you know, the

432
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Speaker 1: sun goes down for forty or whatever it is, I

433
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Speaker 1: just haven't got I don't go to the beach. I

434
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Speaker 1: love I used to. During the summer, we go to

435
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Speaker 1: the beach all the time. We go to see the

436
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Speaker 1: sunset or whatever. It's kind of chill out and recoup

437
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Speaker 1: from the week. And but it's it goes down so

438
00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:24,840
Speaker 1: early these days, and we just don't I mean I

439
00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:30,520
Speaker 1: don't don't do it, do not do it. So anyway,

440
00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:33,560
Speaker 1: it's just point that out. Somebody was saying we should

441
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Speaker 1: do a zoom Christmas party, but I think that'd be

442
00:23:36,359 --> 00:23:39,160
Speaker 1: just kind of dope. Yeah, I'd be like, because after

443
00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:40,959
Speaker 1: like ten minutes, what are you gonna do? You know,

444
00:23:40,960 --> 00:23:43,000
Speaker 1: it's like a quick ten minute hello, get the hell

445
00:23:43,040 --> 00:23:47,240
Speaker 1: out of here type of situation. I'm not good with that. Yeah,

446
00:23:47,320 --> 00:23:50,320
Speaker 1: you want the real thing, Yeah, to make it happen.

447
00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:53,639
Speaker 1: Here's the deal. Hopefully by this, you know, maybe the

448
00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:57,320
Speaker 1: summer of one you can have a big summer bash,

449
00:23:57,400 --> 00:24:00,119
Speaker 1: the fourth of July bash. Now, if you if you

450
00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:03,280
Speaker 1: have a Fourth of July bash at your place, will

451
00:24:03,359 --> 00:24:07,520
Speaker 1: you require people to show you a vaccine CERTivity to

452
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Speaker 1: enter your house? No? No, I will tell you though

453
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Speaker 1: my the I have relatives, my in laws here, my

454
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Speaker 1: my I don't know. How does it work if you

455
00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:22,879
Speaker 1: just call them by their their title, their family title,

456
00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:29,160
Speaker 1: like my wife's aunt, so then she's my aunt in law, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: one of my aunt in laws or just aunt. I

458
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Speaker 1: don't know. I just call my aunt wonderful, my wife's

459
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Speaker 1: aunt how about that my wife's my wife's aunt and

460
00:24:38,840 --> 00:24:41,960
Speaker 1: her son actually just they announced that the COVID so

461
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:43,760
Speaker 1: they have it right now. So they're going through that

462
00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:51,639
Speaker 1: and uh, yeah, now I don't have it. I'm good. Um,

463
00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:54,760
Speaker 1: hopefully that I continue, but you never know. Now here's

464
00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:57,280
Speaker 1: a question for you, and uh, I get to ask

465
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Speaker 1: it because um, it was brought to my attention a

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Speaker 1: couple of days ago. What happens if, let's just say,

467
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Speaker 1: for argument's sake, your wife works in dispatch. Yeah, so

468
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,760
Speaker 1: what happens Let's say, for example, she has like she

469
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Speaker 1: can't work remotely, she has to actually go into the

470
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Speaker 1: dispatch center. What happens if she's if she comes in

471
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Speaker 1: contact with someone that has COVID and she gets tested

472
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Speaker 1: and doesn't have it, but then she comes in contact

473
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Speaker 1: with you. Are you worried? Are you worried? You know?

474
00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:38,760
Speaker 1: I'm not. Uh, maybe I should be, but I'm not

475
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Speaker 1: really well. And they changed. I mean, she's pretty isolated there.

476
00:25:42,520 --> 00:25:45,280
Speaker 1: They don't they don't allow the different branches of the

477
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Speaker 1: department to mingle. Back in the day, everyone would mingle

478
00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:50,200
Speaker 1: the police and the officers would come in and they'd

479
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Speaker 1: all hang out, and you know, the commod camaraderie at

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Speaker 1: a police station. But it's not quite the same right now.

481
00:25:55,920 --> 00:25:58,359
Speaker 1: Now it's mostly via text, and you know, they have

482
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Speaker 1: the different things they use. But I mean that's always

483
00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:02,719
Speaker 1: a possibility. But as I go to the store all

484
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Speaker 1: the time, and that's the thing from what I've read

485
00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:08,360
Speaker 1: on the science on the COVID, it's like you can

486
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:10,280
Speaker 1: take every precaution in the world and still get it.

487
00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:13,120
Speaker 1: So it's you know, it's just kind of it's it's

488
00:26:13,119 --> 00:26:16,680
Speaker 1: a hit and miss situation. So I why worry about it,

489
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Speaker 1: you know, I mean I don't want to get it.

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00:26:18,800 --> 00:26:20,440
Speaker 1: I don't want to give it to anybody, and all

491
00:26:20,440 --> 00:26:22,840
Speaker 1: those things, But I'm not gonna sit here and obsess

492
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Speaker 1: about it. If you get it, you get through it.

493
00:26:26,359 --> 00:26:28,080
Speaker 1: And you know, plenty of people have gotten it, and

494
00:26:28,160 --> 00:26:30,720
Speaker 1: many more people are gonna get it and and all that.

495
00:26:30,800 --> 00:26:33,160
Speaker 1: I know, you'll be first in line to get that vaccine, David,

496
00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:36,720
Speaker 1: You're the first in line to get that vaccine. We

497
00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:39,360
Speaker 1: were talking about this the other day. William Shakespeare got

498
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Speaker 1: it overseas. Oh yeah, what's the politics? What's the politics

499
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Speaker 1: behind who gets to get Like I saw that ninety

500
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Speaker 1: year old woman in Britain was like the first one

501
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Speaker 1: to get it, and they trumped her out and look

502
00:26:52,040 --> 00:26:54,880
Speaker 1: at those like who makes that call? Like it's gotta

503
00:26:54,920 --> 00:26:57,320
Speaker 1: be some blue ribbon panel. It's like, all right, we're

504
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Speaker 1: gonna we're gonna take a ninety year old British woman

505
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Speaker 1: and she will be the first one that gets to

506
00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:04,480
Speaker 1: have and we're gonna have the media there for a

507
00:27:04,520 --> 00:27:08,880
Speaker 1: photo ops so everyone can see it and we here

508
00:27:08,880 --> 00:27:11,040
Speaker 1: it is. It's like breaking new ground right where you

509
00:27:11,119 --> 00:27:13,240
Speaker 1: cut the ribbon in front of the building. Yeah. Yeah,

510
00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:16,520
Speaker 1: it's like they have those giant oversized scissors and the

511
00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:19,000
Speaker 1: big ribbon and they cut the ribbon. What are you doing?

512
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:21,639
Speaker 1: Are you going? You have to go elderly first and

513
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:29,119
Speaker 1: then autoimmune second, right, yeah, well elderly who are obviously

514
00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:31,240
Speaker 1: still going around and all that. And then you know

515
00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:33,840
Speaker 1: the people that have pre existing conditions that they have

516
00:27:34,119 --> 00:27:36,640
Speaker 1: because they actually now have they have evidence of what

517
00:27:36,720 --> 00:27:41,000
Speaker 1: conditions really lead to major problems. So those are the

518
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:42,879
Speaker 1: people that need to be at the front of the line.

519
00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:45,840
Speaker 1: And and also the people that work in hospitals and

520
00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:49,000
Speaker 1: you know if they if they are so inclined to

521
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:52,399
Speaker 1: take it, and the people that are frontline workers that

522
00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:54,520
Speaker 1: are out there putting themselves and people that work at

523
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Speaker 1: grocery stores, for God's sakes, that are out around the

524
00:27:56,920 --> 00:27:59,200
Speaker 1: unwashed public should be the ones that get that before

525
00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:03,159
Speaker 1: the red to us losers. And it's true. Yeah, all right,

526
00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:04,760
Speaker 1: So let we got we got a little time. Let's

527
00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:07,359
Speaker 1: get the pop quiz here. We gotta go go to

528
00:28:07,359 --> 00:28:11,080
Speaker 1: pop quiz guest scouts. So these are actual fun facts

529
00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:15,600
Speaker 1: that I will phrase as a question to you, and

530
00:28:15,640 --> 00:28:18,639
Speaker 1: you the listener can attempt to answer them as well,

531
00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:23,720
Speaker 1: and we'll have some fun. We'll have some frivality. Is good,

532
00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:26,879
Speaker 1: all right. A new survey of two thousand adults, they

533
00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:31,000
Speaker 1: were asked to name the top things they're looking forward

534
00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:39,440
Speaker 1: to for the holidays this year. This was the number answer.

535
00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:46,240
Speaker 1: This is tricky. Um, I'm gonna say not having to

536
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Speaker 1: buy presents. So not buying presents. No. The number one

537
00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:54,360
Speaker 1: thing people were looking forward to for the holidays was

538
00:28:54,480 --> 00:28:58,920
Speaker 1: quote going nowhere, staying home and not traveling. Hey, I

539
00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:03,040
Speaker 1: was kind of in the same area. Could you said gifts?

540
00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:06,840
Speaker 1: Gifts and travel are not the same thing? Sat job

541
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Speaker 1: by you? All right? Only ten of men know how

542
00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:18,760
Speaker 1: to fix this? What is it? Something you could have

543
00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:23,760
Speaker 1: in your on your body right now. I was let's say,

544
00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:27,600
Speaker 1: fix the tie. Oh yeah, you're not that far away.

545
00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:33,360
Speaker 1: It's a button. Okay, I think I could fix a button.

546
00:29:34,320 --> 00:29:37,600
Speaker 1: Do you think so? Yeah? The only thing about like

547
00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:39,760
Speaker 1: my mom tried to teach me selling when I was little.

548
00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:42,080
Speaker 1: She was very good at selling. But I don't know

549
00:29:42,160 --> 00:29:44,000
Speaker 1: how do you when you I could sew the button in,

550
00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:45,200
Speaker 1: but how do you get rid of the rest of

551
00:29:45,240 --> 00:29:46,960
Speaker 1: the string that you just cut it out? Is that it?

552
00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:50,840
Speaker 1: That's all you do? Wrap it underneath? Okay? That part

553
00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:52,960
Speaker 1: I don't know the part of putting the string through

554
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:55,640
Speaker 1: the in the pin pin, threading the needle and all.

555
00:29:55,680 --> 00:29:58,200
Speaker 1: I could do that, all right, for the average woman,

556
00:29:58,560 --> 00:30:01,719
Speaker 1: and you know about women, guest, the average woman, this

557
00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:07,840
Speaker 1: will occur about four times in her lifetime? Do boy,

558
00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:13,160
Speaker 1: do do do? Do? Do? Do Do? Do? Do Do? Do the

559
00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:16,440
Speaker 1: kinder gentler? I don't bad, I don't know. I don't

560
00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:19,640
Speaker 1: want to swing a mess either, kinder gender. Uh no,

561
00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:23,160
Speaker 1: it is a they will receive a terrible haircut. Okay,

562
00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:26,120
Speaker 1: that only four times, that's what they say. How do

563
00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:30,320
Speaker 1: they know that? By the way, you know, on average,

564
00:30:30,320 --> 00:30:33,480
Speaker 1: what do they every woman? There's a million women. You

565
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Speaker 1: know what they do pay a hefty price for haircuts.

566
00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:40,360
Speaker 1: Oh that's true, man, they what a what a racket

567
00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:43,640
Speaker 1: they have cutting women's hair. Man, guys were like a scam,

568
00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:49,480
Speaker 1: were like bucks. Right, woman goes in there, a little cut,

569
00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:52,719
Speaker 1: little coloring. Oh it's all. It's a day at the salon.

570
00:30:53,360 --> 00:30:56,880
Speaker 1: Let's go to the salon. It's yeah, it's bad. It's

571
00:30:56,920 --> 00:30:58,720
Speaker 1: actually good now that the it's one good thing that

572
00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:00,680
Speaker 1: King Newsom has done. He shut the on the salons,

573
00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:04,920
Speaker 1: saving money on that. I um, I dated a couple

574
00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:09,960
Speaker 1: of stylists back in the day, and man, it made

575
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:12,560
Speaker 1: me feel not her, but it made me feel like

576
00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:16,800
Speaker 1: high school again because the chatter boxes in a salon

577
00:31:18,520 --> 00:31:21,080
Speaker 1: do you just hear everyone and their mother talking about

578
00:31:21,120 --> 00:31:24,240
Speaker 1: and they just let it all fly. They just let

579
00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:28,120
Speaker 1: everything about their personal life fly because they have that

580
00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:32,000
Speaker 1: kind of intimacy with their stylists. There are no secrets.

581
00:31:32,120 --> 00:31:37,120
Speaker 1: None is sucking unreal. Oh god, the legend, the trope

582
00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:39,680
Speaker 1: for guys is at the barbershop. You know what goes

583
00:31:39,680 --> 00:31:41,240
Speaker 1: on at the barbershop. But I always would try to

584
00:31:41,280 --> 00:31:42,920
Speaker 1: get in there and not talk to the barber. I

585
00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:46,200
Speaker 1: always I I purposely went to this angry old barber

586
00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:49,080
Speaker 1: in l A when I lived in because he never

587
00:31:49,120 --> 00:31:51,360
Speaker 1: wanted to talk. Come here, let me cut your hair.

588
00:31:51,600 --> 00:31:53,120
Speaker 1: You know what kind of haircut you want, and that's it,

589
00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:54,920
Speaker 1: and he wouldn't talk the whole time. I loved it.

590
00:31:55,280 --> 00:31:56,840
Speaker 1: And then you have the other kind of barber that's

591
00:31:56,880 --> 00:31:59,520
Speaker 1: asking you a million questions about your life. What do

592
00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:01,360
Speaker 1: you do, you know who you're dating, what do you

593
00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:04,280
Speaker 1: that whole thing, Like, oh my god, I've got to

594
00:32:04,320 --> 00:32:07,280
Speaker 1: a couple of there's like a Floyd's barbershop down in

595
00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:12,240
Speaker 1: like Torrance, Ferdando Her most of that area, and you

596
00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:15,520
Speaker 1: get men and women in there that are that are barbers,

597
00:32:16,520 --> 00:32:21,040
Speaker 1: and I gotta admit, like they have some amazing artwork

598
00:32:21,960 --> 00:32:26,680
Speaker 1: on their bodies. Yeah, like these women are. I'm not

599
00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:30,480
Speaker 1: a huge tat guy, but the women that have these tats,

600
00:32:30,760 --> 00:32:33,040
Speaker 1: it's almost sleeve to sleeve or some of them on

601
00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:37,800
Speaker 1: their backs or their legs. It's kind of attractive. So

602
00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:41,880
Speaker 1: you you are into the tattooed lady, I'm not really

603
00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:45,000
Speaker 1: a fan of it, but they make them look good. Well,

604
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:46,920
Speaker 1: I'm glad you brought that up, because this actually relates

605
00:32:46,960 --> 00:32:51,880
Speaker 1: to that. Almost twenty of people who have this particular tattoo.

606
00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:58,120
Speaker 1: Wish they've never done it. What tattoo? Is it obviously

607
00:32:58,160 --> 00:33:01,880
Speaker 1: a widespread tattoo or else? This wouldn't matter. My first

608
00:33:01,960 --> 00:33:04,480
Speaker 1: guess was the name. But obviously you said a designed

609
00:33:04,560 --> 00:33:06,040
Speaker 1: so it would be like, it's not a name of

610
00:33:06,040 --> 00:33:10,200
Speaker 1: a person, either a dragon or a butterfly. You have

611
00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:12,960
Speaker 1: gotten it right, guestcot, you got it right. A butterfly.

612
00:33:13,640 --> 00:33:16,760
Speaker 1: Almost people whish they had not gotten. Yeah. I I've

613
00:33:16,760 --> 00:33:19,040
Speaker 1: seen the ladies. When I was dating, I didd a

614
00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:21,760
Speaker 1: few that had tattoos, a little butterfly, usually on the ankle,

615
00:33:22,240 --> 00:33:23,920
Speaker 1: usually on the it was like the back of the

616
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:26,680
Speaker 1: you know, the wrist area, they'd have a little butterfly there.

617
00:33:26,760 --> 00:33:30,520
Speaker 1: And the one I thought when I was in high school,

618
00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:34,360
Speaker 1: the big tattoo that everyone was getting was that razor

619
00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:38,520
Speaker 1: wire around the arm, little travel band. Yeah, yeah, that

620
00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:41,720
Speaker 1: was like the big thing. And now I see people

621
00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:45,440
Speaker 1: my age with it and I'm like, oh, boys, yeah,

622
00:33:45,840 --> 00:33:48,040
Speaker 1: looking so good anymore. You need an arm, you need

623
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Speaker 1: some muscle hold that thing up. You gotta have some guns, man,

624
00:33:50,840 --> 00:33:53,840
Speaker 1: you gotta have the guns. A recent survey says the

625
00:33:53,960 --> 00:33:58,160
Speaker 1: average person complains three times per day, and this is

626
00:33:58,200 --> 00:34:03,080
Speaker 1: the most common thing that they grumble about someone else's

627
00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:12,000
Speaker 1: parking spots. Please, I will say, I will say weather. No, well,

628
00:34:12,040 --> 00:34:14,040
Speaker 1: a lot of you here they don't complain about the

629
00:34:14,040 --> 00:34:19,560
Speaker 1: weather's California. But it's bad customer service, like bad parking

630
00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:23,280
Speaker 1: would be related to customer service. Or it's it's waiting

631
00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:25,480
Speaker 1: at the store and you're not and you're not taking

632
00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:28,000
Speaker 1: care of you quickly enough for you. You can't find something.

633
00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:30,719
Speaker 1: There's no one to ask that kind of stuff. I've

634
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:34,240
Speaker 1: I've found it. When you're nice suits of the customer

635
00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:39,560
Speaker 1: service reps, they actually go above and beyond what you

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Speaker 1: wanted or needed. Is that right? Yeah? I actually learned

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Speaker 1: that when I was a kid from Mary Poppins. Just

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Speaker 1: a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down. It's

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Speaker 1: pretty good. She's thank you you liked Mary pop. She's hot,

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Speaker 1: she had everything in that bag she did. Yeah. I

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Speaker 1: tell my my wife's like Mary. I tell her she's

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Speaker 1: like Mary Poppets because she's always got like this big

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Speaker 1: bag with stuff, massive bag with stuff. She always carries around.

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Speaker 1: All right, let's see who do we have. Women will

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Speaker 1: wear this during the holidays, scarf slippers, I bet it's

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Speaker 1: more than that. I bet it's higher than sales of

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Speaker 1: this item spike around the holidays. What is sales of

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Speaker 1: this lights? No, it's a high end item. Um diamond rings. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: look at you, gascon diamonds. Diamonds. What are the great

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Speaker 1: marketing campaigns of all time? You know the slogan diamonds

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Speaker 1: are forever. Yes, diamonds are forever. What whoever came up

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Speaker 1: with that, whatever ad agency in New York came up

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Speaker 1: with that, they earned their money. James Bond movie pretty good,

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Speaker 1: all right? According to a survey, this happens to the

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Speaker 1: average person at nine forty in the morning. What is it?

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Speaker 1: M hmm. They get a they're gonna call on a

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Speaker 1: I don't know. They get a call from their boss. No,

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Speaker 1: they are fully awake at nine forty the morning. I

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Speaker 1: am fully asleep at nine forty in the morning. If

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Speaker 1: I'm awake, there's a problem. Something has gone terribly wrong

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Speaker 1: in my life. If I'm awake at ninety in the morning.

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Speaker 1: So does that mean when if you work nine to five,

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Speaker 1: you get up at seven, seven thirty, get in the

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Speaker 1: car by eight, work at nine. Would that be right? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that would be right. I'm a little puzzled though, because

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Speaker 1: if that is the time that we're fully awake, why

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Speaker 1: does school typically start at eight am? Just because it

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Speaker 1: always has? No one wants to change. They should make

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Speaker 1: they should have. But I think the reason it starts

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Speaker 1: at eight a m. And so parents can drop the

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Speaker 1: kids off before they go to work at nine, right,

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Speaker 1: Isn't that why they did that? So it's all set

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Speaker 1: up perfectly, drop the kid off at eight, drive to work,

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Speaker 1: you're there at nine, work nine. The problems kids get

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Speaker 1: out like three in the afternoon on a normal period

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Speaker 1: of school, and so you're still at work. That's why

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Speaker 1: they have the car pool situation. Seventy of the ladies

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Speaker 1: say they do this more during the holidays than any

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Speaker 1: other time of the year. Cook not clean, clean because

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Speaker 1: you got the in laws coming over? Yeah, yeah, not

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Speaker 1: now I guess you don't have to clean now, good luck?

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Speaker 1: You know what? What what's the point of clean? And

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Speaker 1: no one can come over? Seven pcent? There's a lot,

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Speaker 1: there's a lot of heavy women. Woman edition of this

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Speaker 1: edition of pop Quiz, eighty seven percent of women have

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Speaker 1: at least one of these in their purse. What is

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Speaker 1: it you said? You claim? You have an expert knowledge

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Speaker 1: on women, So pepper spray. Yeah, uh no, an eyelash curler, Hell,

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Speaker 1: isn't an eyelash curlers? I mean it's usually pretty good size.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if I buy that. Seems like bulls

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Speaker 1: bull crap to me. I alright, during the last ten

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Speaker 1: months of the pandemic, curler is right, No, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: They're like tongs like okay, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

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Speaker 1: yeah okay, now yeah okay. You can imagine carrying that

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Speaker 1: ship around on your person. You can also, you know,

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Speaker 1: pick roast a marshmallow. All right. Ten months now into

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Speaker 1: the pandemic, six of people said they that this gave

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Speaker 1: them an added sense of whole. What is it the

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Speaker 1: end of the year? I guess now their pet? Uh fight? Oh.

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Speaker 1: A new survey says thirty three of people now have

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Speaker 1: at least one more of these than they did in

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Speaker 1: twenty nineteen. What is it? Significant? Others now it is

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Speaker 1: also a pet? Like, yeah, let's get another dog, got

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Speaker 1: a cat, Let's get another cat, got a squirrel, Let's

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Speaker 1: get another squirrel in here? You know? Why not? Alright?

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Speaker 1: Last one? A new report claims the average person will

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Speaker 1: walk four miles each year while doing this activity. What

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Speaker 1: is it four miles a year? Something that we all

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Speaker 1: generally do, shopping? No, making the bed, making the bed

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Speaker 1: four miles. Now, when I was in college, I never

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Speaker 1: made the bed, And even when I was a bachelor,

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Speaker 1: I didn't make I'd make the bed like once maybe

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Speaker 1: once a week, I would make the bed. But now

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Speaker 1: I'm married, so I actually do like this is there's

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Speaker 1: something kind of cool getting into a bed that's perfectly made.

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Speaker 1: You know, if you feel feel like you're in a

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Speaker 1: hotel or something, especially because the pillows are typically nice

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Speaker 1: and cool and comfortable. That's that's my favorite feeling. Whenever

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Speaker 1: I I check into a hotel, I'll strip the bed

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Speaker 1: down and make sure that the sheets are there. But

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Speaker 1: the pillows they have to be nice and and and

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Speaker 1: set and ready. And then if they're nice and cool,

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Speaker 1: it makes the makes the sleeping experience that much better.

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Speaker 1: The cool side of a pillow as cool as the

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Speaker 1: old Steward Scott line, and he rested in piece, as

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Speaker 1: cool as the other side of the pillow's right there.

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Speaker 1: All right, that's it. Guess gon, we're done, We're out here.

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Speaker 1: We get the Sunday Mailbag podcast to look forward to.

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Speaker 1: Cannot wait for that, some really good questions the Mallard

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Speaker 1: militia coming through on the Facebook page age and also

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Speaker 1: via the emails who were fired up for that? And

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Speaker 1: uh and remember if you have not seen Benny Versus

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Speaker 1: the Penny, it was recorded on Friday at five o'clock

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Speaker 1: in the East, two o'clock in the west. But we

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Speaker 1: have now a rebroadcast available on YouTube. You can check

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Speaker 1: that out and we'll be back again tomorrow. Have a

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Speaker 1: great day. Be sure to catch live editions of The

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Speaker 1: Ben Miller Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm

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