1 00:00:00,400 --> 00:00:03,880 Speaker 1: It's another jewbile phone frame day Mornings on the twenties. 2 00:00:10,560 --> 00:00:15,160 Speaker 2: Hello, Hey, this is Pete Eakins, the mobile notary who's 3 00:00:15,160 --> 00:00:18,040 Speaker 2: supposed to drop by the paperwork today and have you 4 00:00:18,280 --> 00:00:20,720 Speaker 2: sign them so we can get your business delibered to. 5 00:00:20,880 --> 00:00:24,200 Speaker 2: Congratulations on purchasing your first business. I just got the 6 00:00:24,200 --> 00:00:27,960 Speaker 2: paperwork signed by the other party and I got to 7 00:00:27,960 --> 00:00:30,040 Speaker 2: give them over to you and then get them filed 8 00:00:30,160 --> 00:00:33,920 Speaker 2: and the sales should be approved. So I'm just calling 9 00:00:33,920 --> 00:00:35,440 Speaker 2: to see if you're going to be around in the 10 00:00:35,440 --> 00:00:36,120 Speaker 2: next little bit. 11 00:00:36,200 --> 00:00:41,800 Speaker 3: There, Yes, I am still here, okay, just fare related 12 00:00:41,800 --> 00:00:46,080 Speaker 3: to hear your back. I'm sorry, what's that? I'm here? 13 00:00:46,200 --> 00:00:50,200 Speaker 2: I just stop that? Yeah, sorry about that? Sorry about 14 00:00:50,240 --> 00:00:53,320 Speaker 2: that a little loud there anyway. Yeah, hey, Pete Eakins, 15 00:00:53,360 --> 00:00:56,520 Speaker 2: the mobile notary who's supposed to get all your paperwork 16 00:00:56,560 --> 00:01:01,640 Speaker 2: signed today for your big business purchase. Yeah, congratulations on that. 17 00:01:02,960 --> 00:01:08,600 Speaker 3: Thank you. Do you have an ep A? You know? Sorry? 18 00:01:10,160 --> 00:01:13,039 Speaker 3: Let's that? Yeah? Can you stop the leaf? 19 00:01:13,040 --> 00:01:13,360 Speaker 1: Flower? 20 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:16,280 Speaker 2: What's the leaf? 21 00:01:17,240 --> 00:01:17,600 Speaker 1: Oh? 22 00:01:17,640 --> 00:01:19,720 Speaker 3: I'm sorry that you so you move away from it 23 00:01:19,840 --> 00:01:22,520 Speaker 3: or turn it off. I don't know you're operating. 24 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:25,600 Speaker 2: It, but yes, no, it's yeah, I I don't I 25 00:01:25,760 --> 00:01:28,160 Speaker 2: like to be very thorough when I get paperwork signed, 26 00:01:28,200 --> 00:01:31,160 Speaker 2: especially for an important business purchase like this. So I'm 27 00:01:31,240 --> 00:01:33,720 Speaker 2: using the leaf blower outside the car right now. Just 28 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:36,920 Speaker 2: try and make sure the inks dry on the signatures, 29 00:01:37,319 --> 00:01:38,640 Speaker 2: and then I'll bring it over to you. 30 00:01:39,080 --> 00:01:40,720 Speaker 3: So, I'm just sorry. Did you say that you are? 31 00:01:40,840 --> 00:01:45,319 Speaker 3: You are leaf blowing fly my paperwork? That means I'm sorry, 32 00:01:45,360 --> 00:01:48,000 Speaker 3: are you leaf blowing a notary stamp? But head, I 33 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:52,160 Speaker 3: I'm sorry. I'm sure it would be fine if you 34 00:01:52,320 --> 00:01:54,040 Speaker 3: have the lower? Hello? 35 00:01:54,640 --> 00:01:58,240 Speaker 1: Hello, you please off the leaf Please turn off the leaflower. 36 00:01:58,320 --> 00:02:00,560 Speaker 3: I'm so sorry. I shall just deliver my paperwork. 37 00:02:00,680 --> 00:02:05,080 Speaker 2: I should wait to do that before work, Yeah you, yes, 38 00:02:05,160 --> 00:02:06,760 Speaker 2: but yes, make sure everything's dry. 39 00:02:08,080 --> 00:02:10,560 Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sure it's fine. Maybe just like put a 40 00:02:10,639 --> 00:02:12,760 Speaker 1: length piece of paper over it. It's very important that 41 00:02:12,840 --> 00:02:17,440 Speaker 1: I get those papers intact because I like in the 42 00:02:17,480 --> 00:02:18,399 Speaker 1: next hour or two. 43 00:02:18,440 --> 00:02:22,919 Speaker 3: Yeah, because time time very time sensitive. 44 00:02:24,320 --> 00:02:26,480 Speaker 1: Why would he be using a leaf flower? 45 00:02:27,240 --> 00:02:33,280 Speaker 3: Why would he be hello? Hi? Hello? Why would you 46 00:02:33,360 --> 00:02:34,840 Speaker 3: be using a leaf blower? 47 00:02:34,919 --> 00:02:37,520 Speaker 2: I'm just trying to get all the documents all dried up. 48 00:02:37,800 --> 00:02:39,360 Speaker 2: Make sure the ink is all dry so I can 49 00:02:39,360 --> 00:02:41,200 Speaker 2: get it over to you. Since it's an important you 50 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:43,399 Speaker 2: maybe try a fan. 51 00:02:48,440 --> 00:02:51,600 Speaker 3: What oh whoa what? 52 00:02:51,800 --> 00:02:53,760 Speaker 2: Oh boy? 53 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:54,080 Speaker 3: What? 54 00:02:54,880 --> 00:02:56,680 Speaker 1: Oh boy? 55 00:02:58,880 --> 00:03:00,320 Speaker 2: Oh boy? 56 00:03:00,720 --> 00:03:06,480 Speaker 3: What what happens? Hey? Eron Aaron? 57 00:03:08,040 --> 00:03:13,800 Speaker 2: Yes, yet nothing to worry about, sort of. Yeah, well 58 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:16,120 Speaker 2: it's gonna be just a little bit before I get 59 00:03:16,160 --> 00:03:19,440 Speaker 2: over there. Accidentally blew the whole stack of papers down 60 00:03:19,520 --> 00:03:20,040 Speaker 2: the street? 61 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:23,840 Speaker 1: There, Did you just say that all of my papers 62 00:03:23,919 --> 00:03:24,880 Speaker 1: are down the street? 63 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:26,799 Speaker 3: Like blown across the streets? 64 00:03:26,919 --> 00:03:28,720 Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, it really goes right? 65 00:03:29,880 --> 00:03:32,680 Speaker 3: Are you moron? Like? Why there? Do you use a 66 00:03:32,760 --> 00:03:34,480 Speaker 3: leap blower on official documents? 67 00:03:34,520 --> 00:03:37,280 Speaker 1: There's sense of material there. I need every single one 68 00:03:37,360 --> 00:03:40,520 Speaker 1: of those in sequence delivered. 69 00:03:41,800 --> 00:03:44,280 Speaker 2: I'm trying to hold back together. Now, I. 70 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:51,960 Speaker 1: Okay, what's the actual This is the most ridiculous thing 71 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:53,040 Speaker 1: I've ever heard. 72 00:03:53,560 --> 00:03:56,080 Speaker 3: I'm seeing you, I'm seeing your entire company. 73 00:03:56,280 --> 00:04:00,240 Speaker 1: I'm saying, whatever idiot referred you to the other person. 74 00:04:00,080 --> 00:04:02,880 Speaker 3: That's part of the visional Jackson. You are ruining my 75 00:04:02,960 --> 00:04:06,440 Speaker 3: fans to buying my first business. Kind of moron is 76 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:10,160 Speaker 3: out here with? Who gave you a notary like a certification? 77 00:04:10,280 --> 00:04:13,160 Speaker 3: Are you serious of you? 78 00:04:13,280 --> 00:04:14,920 Speaker 2: I should just let you know it's a prank phone call. 79 00:04:14,960 --> 00:04:17,760 Speaker 2: Then this is actually jubil from the jubil show doing 80 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:20,040 Speaker 2: a phone prank on you and your husband set you up. 81 00:04:21,360 --> 00:04:23,040 Speaker 3: Oh my god, you have no idea. I literally have 82 00:04:23,080 --> 00:04:26,240 Speaker 3: a pain in my chest right now. I could kill you. 83 00:04:26,240 --> 00:04:27,120 Speaker 2: And my husband. 84 00:04:28,080 --> 00:04:28,960 Speaker 3: Oh my god. 85 00:04:29,320 --> 00:04:34,839 Speaker 2: You want to say I congratulations on buying your first business. 86 00:04:34,880 --> 00:04:38,440 Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, that is not the way to say 87 00:04:38,520 --> 00:04:45,479 Speaker 1: congratulations to me. Wake up every morning with Jubile phone pranks.